1 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,314 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 2 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:56,120 Today, we're doing another episode of Bum Fites. 3 00:02:56,226 --> 00:02:58,126 He's in there. Get 'em, get 'em! 4 00:02:58,228 --> 00:03:00,253 Hey, guys? You want this 20? 5 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:01,957 Well, come and get it! 6 00:03:02,065 --> 00:03:03,260 Fight each other! 7 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,929 Yeah, come on! 8 00:03:07,036 --> 00:03:10,939 - Keep an eye out for that security guard. - On it. 9 00:03:11,541 --> 00:03:13,942 I wanna fire up some of the effects and stuff, like the lights. 10 00:03:14,043 --> 00:03:16,375 Wait, you can do that? 11 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,437 - I can do that. - Roll on each other. 12 00:03:18,548 --> 00:03:22,985 - That'd be so cool. - This is gonna be Monday! 13 00:03:23,086 --> 00:03:25,851 You mean money, Bran. 14 00:03:25,955 --> 00:03:28,014 That's what I said, dingus. 15 00:03:28,124 --> 00:03:31,116 Yeah! Get up and fight now! 16 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:34,687 Hey, where'd you find these guys? That doesn't look like our bum. 17 00:03:34,797 --> 00:03:36,822 You know, you should really blur out those faces. 18 00:03:36,933 --> 00:03:38,662 They can sue for not giving permission. 19 00:03:38,768 --> 00:03:40,827 These guys don't have money to sue. 20 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:42,632 They're homeless. 21 00:03:51,014 --> 00:03:53,346 Our... 22 00:03:57,887 --> 00:03:59,355 Our guard buddy's working. 23 00:04:02,892 --> 00:04:05,793 Let's go. 24 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,760 I don't get it. 25 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:10,265 I don't get it. 26 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,358 He has such a hatred for them. I mean, Ted-- 27 00:04:12,468 --> 00:04:14,266 Dude, Ted's a legend here. 28 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,964 Do you remember the groundhog stuffed animal? 29 00:04:16,039 --> 00:04:20,601 - Oh, my gosh. I love Ted. - You little perv! I swear to God! 30 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,372 Don't even think about dokking me. 31 00:04:22,478 --> 00:04:24,572 I'm just messing a little. Chill. 32 00:04:26,049 --> 00:04:28,177 - What did you say to me? - Chill. 33 00:04:29,919 --> 00:04:31,751 Don't tell me to chill. 34 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,083 - All right. - Got it? 35 00:04:37,727 --> 00:04:40,389 Bran, I swear to God, if you're still filming my ass, 36 00:04:40,496 --> 00:04:42,487 I'm gonna kill you. 37 00:04:58,514 --> 00:05:00,073 Hey, you kids! 38 00:05:00,616 --> 00:05:03,449 - Shit. - Run. 39 00:05:04,854 --> 00:05:07,880 - Stay right there! - Come on, Bran, go! 40 00:05:09,092 --> 00:05:11,823 - Come on! - Run! 41 00:05:26,709 --> 00:05:28,871 - Get to the Dokking Station! - No kidding! 42 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:45,960 Stay right there! 43 00:05:46,062 --> 00:05:47,188 Shit. 44 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:57,732 Hey! 45 00:06:22,732 --> 00:06:24,393 That to make sure we can't 46 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:27,596 - prove you shot at us? - You a lawyer? 47 00:06:27,670 --> 00:06:29,263 No, but his dad is. 48 00:06:30,606 --> 00:06:34,543 You little boys making big boy smut with her and that camera? 49 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,339 Wouldn't you like to know. 50 00:06:36,446 --> 00:06:40,212 This is private property and this is closed until fall. 51 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:42,910 You're trespassing. You know that, right? 52 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:47,081 - We didn't see any signs. - Yeah, right, kid. 53 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,649 I call the police or your parents. Which is it? 54 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:53,286 Why don't you catch your breath first, fatso? 55 00:06:53,362 --> 00:06:56,423 What a dick. 56 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:58,797 All the way out from the city to deal with this shit. 57 00:06:58,868 --> 00:07:02,634 The place is closed, Snack. How hard is that to understand? 58 00:07:02,705 --> 00:07:04,537 You get hurt out there, we could lose everything. 59 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:07,701 - The guy shot at us! - Knock it off with that shit! 60 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:10,575 I got you and this Dokkers thing all figured out. 61 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:13,149 That Ayla girl, she doesn't like you. 62 00:07:13,216 --> 00:07:15,947 She's using you, son. 63 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:18,350 Girls like her don't like guys like you. 64 00:07:21,557 --> 00:07:23,218 I work tonight, 65 00:07:23,326 --> 00:07:26,023 and Mike's coming over before I get home, so you know. 66 00:07:28,965 --> 00:07:31,093 How about a goddamn thank you? 67 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:35,333 No boyfriend. You hang out with these loser Kids. 68 00:07:35,404 --> 00:07:37,668 Where is that gonna get you in life? 69 00:07:37,740 --> 00:07:41,438 Wasting what God and I gave you. 70 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,706 Yeah, because Mike's some prize. 71 00:07:43,779 --> 00:07:46,407 You think you're better than me? Hmm? 72 00:07:46,516 --> 00:07:48,507 You little bitch! 73 00:07:48,584 --> 00:07:50,814 I should have let that guy call the cops. 74 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:00,756 You didn't eat anything through this. 75 00:08:02,031 --> 00:08:04,295 You're lucky that cop let you go. 76 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:07,370 You need to make better choices, Mighty. 77 00:08:07,436 --> 00:08:09,962 He wasn't a cop, Ma. 78 00:08:11,874 --> 00:08:14,366 Turn the sounds off your insulin pump, baby. 79 00:08:15,211 --> 00:08:18,044 That thing smells. 80 00:08:20,249 --> 00:08:22,343 I got it all on video! 81 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:25,786 He shot at us, but he erased it! 82 00:08:29,058 --> 00:08:30,856 I can't prove it, 83 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,895 but it would have been huge online! 84 00:08:32,962 --> 00:08:34,794 It would have blown up my channel! 85 00:08:34,897 --> 00:08:36,661 I'm gonna moneltize my channel, you wait! 86 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:41,259 Ma! 87 00:08:42,138 --> 00:08:46,336 - Ma! You even listening? - It's monetize. 88 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,069 It's monetize your channel. 89 00:08:48,144 --> 00:08:52,081 That's what I said! Monetize! 90 00:08:52,148 --> 00:08:55,743 Yep, John, just stall them. Yeah, I'm 20 minutes out. 91 00:08:55,818 --> 00:08:58,150 I know, I had an emergency with my son. 92 00:08:58,254 --> 00:09:01,588 I gotta drop him off real quick. I'll be right there, 15 minutes. 93 00:09:01,657 --> 00:09:02,681 Okay. 94 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:14,098 You come home right off the bus from now on. 95 00:09:15,771 --> 00:09:19,571 No Field of Screams, no Dokking Station, no Dokkers. 96 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,235 No more of that nonsense. 97 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:23,836 Your mother and I will discuss what to do with you. 98 00:09:23,946 --> 00:09:26,916 - What's there to discuss? - That place is closed for the season. 99 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,680 You keep trespassing there. You know that's a crime, right? 100 00:09:29,785 --> 00:09:32,777 The man shot at you, Max. Is any of this sinking in? 101 00:09:32,855 --> 00:09:35,381 Wait. You believe he shot at us? 102 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:38,051 You know why? Because you stopped. 103 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:40,356 Only a gun would make you idiots stop. 104 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:45,896 We also need to talk about this dokking shit. 105 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,471 - What's there to talk about? -Yes or no? 106 00:09:49,705 --> 00:09:52,868 You and your friends are blackmailing kids online with dirt you get on them. 107 00:09:52,975 --> 00:09:56,843 That's dokking, right? You call yourselves The Dokkers? 108 00:09:56,912 --> 00:09:58,573 Can't even spell it right. 109 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:02,179 Go ahead. Defend it, Max. 110 00:10:02,251 --> 00:10:05,050 Not with Max facts. Defend the indefensible. 111 00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:10,790 I sue, Max. I don't get sued. 112 00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,400 What were you doing, Scribble? 113 00:10:55,471 --> 00:10:58,702 Did I just see student records on your screen again? 114 00:10:58,774 --> 00:11:01,243 No. 115 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:05,577 Did that ten-day suspension and fine teach you anything? 116 00:11:05,648 --> 00:11:08,845 Check with the tech department. They can see what I do in there. 117 00:11:10,219 --> 00:11:12,688 I want your things searched. 118 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,214 - I know what I saw. - So do I. 119 00:11:18,527 --> 00:11:19,756 What's with the wink? 120 00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,066 You know what I learned from last time? 121 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:27,561 I got my ass beat 122 00:11:27,636 --> 00:11:32,301 and my best gaming computer sold to pay for that fine. 123 00:11:32,408 --> 00:11:36,208 You screw me again, and I'm gonna screw back. 124 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:38,906 Now you're threatening a teacher? 125 00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:41,813 I'm promising. 126 00:11:42,685 --> 00:11:44,119 Maybe you get dokked 127 00:11:44,186 --> 00:11:47,349 and the district gets some pics I found of you back in the day. 128 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:51,620 Some reefer with the frat boys... 129 00:11:52,528 --> 00:11:55,987 drinking beer from some sorority chick's vag. 130 00:12:03,773 --> 00:12:05,605 All right, another example. 131 00:12:05,674 --> 00:12:07,836 You kids, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, 132 00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:10,412 have all grown up with the urban legend 133 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:15,280 of the Halloween candy spiked with razors and needles. 134 00:12:15,351 --> 00:12:17,786 Anyone here ever heard of that? Heard of that? Show of hands. 135 00:12:17,853 --> 00:12:20,754 Show of hands if you've heard of that. Yep. Yeah. Me too. 136 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,485 Even when I was a kid. Question: 137 00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:27,119 Who here knows a single person who that's actually happened to? 138 00:12:27,196 --> 00:12:28,357 - Yeah, it, um... - Max. 139 00:12:28,464 --> 00:12:29,932 ...it happened back in the '70s. 140 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,832 Yes, back in the '70s. A father poisoned his son. 141 00:12:32,935 --> 00:12:34,664 That was a single isolated case, Max. 142 00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:38,172 Well, there have been more, you know, copycats. 143 00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:42,909 Okay, well, prove it. Find me one. 144 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,905 No, right now. I want you to get your phone out, 145 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,005 that's fine, you have my permission. 146 00:12:47,082 --> 00:12:50,245 Go ahead and find a single case other than the '70s guy. 147 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:51,683 I don't think you will. 148 00:12:51,754 --> 00:12:56,089 What I believe happened is that the media sensationalized it. 149 00:12:56,192 --> 00:13:00,857 Blew it up until eventually... it became fact. 150 00:13:03,833 --> 00:13:06,530 How many of you have seen this character? 151 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:11,096 This school, just like all over the country, 152 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:15,405 received a warning that this image could show up along with text, 153 00:13:15,511 --> 00:13:17,878 urging children to kill themselves. 154 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:19,505 Yeah, and it's true. 155 00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:21,983 I mean, they embedded that message into online videos 156 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,678 and then they used apps to send it to kids. 157 00:13:23,752 --> 00:13:25,516 I mean, are you saying this isn't true? 158 00:13:25,588 --> 00:13:29,582 No, no. What I'm saying is that no one's provided any evidence, Max. 159 00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:32,559 That's the key component. This missing evidence. 160 00:13:33,095 --> 00:13:35,894 Lockjaw, that's the urban legend around here, right? 161 00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:38,763 The creepy guy that supposedly lives in the sludge ponds. 162 00:13:39,702 --> 00:13:42,603 Anyone here ever actually seen Lockjaw? 163 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,231 Ooh, boogeyman's coming. Be afraid. 164 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:48,140 No evidence, no reason to be scared. 165 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,906 - Yet, this and all the others... - Just look at it. 166 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:53,915 - It's not that scary. - ...spread like wildfire 167 00:13:53,983 --> 00:13:55,212 because of social media. 168 00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:58,083 These are what I like to term 169 00:13:58,153 --> 00:14:01,487 your "razors in the Halloween candy" urban legends. 170 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:04,890 They're not just urban legends, Mr. Lewis. It's true. I've read it in the news. 171 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,224 This stuff is all real. 172 00:14:07,296 --> 00:14:11,062 Unfortunately, real suicides do occur. 173 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,695 However, not a single one of them 174 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,467 is in any way proven to have any correlation 175 00:14:17,573 --> 00:14:21,203 or connection to this, Red fish, bulgy-eye guy 176 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,212 or any other suicide challenge or any other urban legend. 177 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,946 Which is why... 178 00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:29,074 you all are going to, drum roll... 179 00:14:30,419 --> 00:14:33,548 You're gonna create your own urban legends. 180 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:37,252 I want you to create an urban legend to see how false information 181 00:14:37,326 --> 00:14:39,385 becomes accepted as fact... 182 00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:41,122 ...without proper diligence. 183 00:14:42,264 --> 00:14:46,497 Why is she crying? She's always crying about something. 184 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,504 Jeni? Jeni, look at me. 185 00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:54,633 Jeni, are you okay? You need to see the nurse? 186 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:56,508 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 187 00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:58,512 Okay, that's fine. 188 00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:00,548 Go ahead and close your books. That's fine. Come on. 189 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:03,550 This... this stuff scares me. 190 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,781 - Everything fucking scares her. - What's that, Ayla? 191 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:11,690 Nothing, Mr. Lewis. 192 00:15:11,794 --> 00:15:14,627 Uh, everyone, go ahead and get a head start 193 00:15:14,697 --> 00:15:17,496 on picking your urban legends. 194 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,659 I want you to try to write five right now. 195 00:15:21,203 --> 00:15:23,137 It's ridiculous. 196 00:15:31,046 --> 00:15:34,505 You're the only one other than me who knows how to hold a camera. 197 00:15:34,617 --> 00:15:37,518 Besides, this one's gonna be big. 198 00:15:37,620 --> 00:15:39,486 Dude, you've been saying that for every video. 199 00:15:39,555 --> 00:15:40,852 Just get Mighty to hold the camera. 200 00:15:40,956 --> 00:15:42,822 - I don't wanna hold the camera. - Hold the goddamn camera. 201 00:15:42,891 --> 00:15:44,985 Mighty's a watcher, not a doer. 202 00:15:46,161 --> 00:15:47,219 Prick. 203 00:15:48,397 --> 00:15:51,059 Well, besides that, I'm grounded, 204 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:54,158 and I'm tired of Bum Wars 'cause it's stupid. 205 00:15:54,236 --> 00:15:56,568 No, it's not. People love it. 206 00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,436 Yeah, and by people you mean you. 207 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,838 Yeah, check the comments, Bran. Nobody likes your Bum Wars. 208 00:16:00,909 --> 00:16:03,606 It's Bum Fites, idiots. 209 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,842 You know, guys, I think my dad's right. 210 00:16:07,916 --> 00:16:10,613 We should probably find a better hangout. I mean, what if the guard comes back? 211 00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:14,019 Get the sand out of your Gina. 212 00:16:14,089 --> 00:16:15,955 It's vagina. 213 00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:25,330 Mr. Lewis. Do you have a moment? 214 00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:28,033 Come on in, boss lady. 215 00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:31,073 So I understand you had an incident in class today. 216 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:34,002 Jeni Lynn. 217 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:37,341 Oh, yeah, she gets scared super easily. 218 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,281 - I let her leave class a little early. - Well, someone filed a complaint, Brent. 219 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,418 Complaint, really? Was it her parents? 220 00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:48,923 No, uh, a student. Someone in your class. 221 00:16:49,024 --> 00:16:52,619 Uh... can you say who it was? 222 00:16:53,562 --> 00:16:55,087 I removed the name. 223 00:16:57,132 --> 00:17:00,067 Can you read that in here in these dim lights? 224 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,774 Uh... 225 00:17:09,078 --> 00:17:11,775 Okay, I gotta say, Principal Gress, 226 00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:14,578 this... this sounds like a complaint against the school, not me. 227 00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,140 Yeah, well, we called her down. 228 00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:20,154 She said it happened right after you showed another scary picture in class. 229 00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:23,919 Um, all of that was included in the lesson plan. 230 00:17:23,992 --> 00:17:26,290 Now, what you're referencing was central to the lesson. 231 00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:29,057 Suicide is central to a history lesson? 232 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,623 We need to revisit your lesson plans. 233 00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:34,465 - You approved them each week already. - Yes, but to be fair, Brent, 234 00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:36,834 this isn't the first complaint we've had about you. 235 00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:38,964 No, that's not fair. This one is not about me at all. 236 00:17:39,074 --> 00:17:41,668 It doesn't seem to be about me or my content. 237 00:17:41,777 --> 00:17:44,246 No, no, this person is upset and wondering 238 00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,943 why Jeni Lynn is allowed to be in a regular education classroom. 239 00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:50,280 "Jeni holds back the entire class, 240 00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:53,344 and Mr. Lewis can't teach for 15 minutes 241 00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:55,514 without having to stop and see if she's okay." 242 00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:57,956 - That's true. - It's certainly about you, Brent. 243 00:17:58,026 --> 00:18:00,120 You're an out of the box teacher. 244 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,631 Talk tomorrow. 245 00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:16,306 Aren't you worried about that security guard coming back? 246 00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:19,643 He ain't coming back. Max's dad talked to him, I bet. 247 00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:23,549 - Well, if you say so. - Ooh, that's a good one. 248 00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:28,948 - How did you get these? - You don't wanna know. 249 00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:34,852 If she finds out, we're both dead. 250 00:18:34,963 --> 00:18:37,455 She ain't gonna find out. 251 00:19:07,129 --> 00:19:09,223 What the fuck are you guys laughing at? 252 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:11,790 Ayla, they were probably just laughing about, you know, Jeni Russel. 253 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,368 Like how she freaked out in class today. 254 00:19:13,435 --> 00:19:15,733 - You know, she's a baby. - It's pathetic. 255 00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,034 She doesn't belong in that class. 256 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:22,803 I filed a complaint about her today in the office. 257 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,777 Seriously? 258 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:30,182 We are in the same class as a girl who stops us every ten minutes... 259 00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:33,544 because she's scared of something. 260 00:19:34,857 --> 00:19:38,885 - Is Mr. Lewis in trouble now? - No, I don't have any issue with him. 261 00:19:38,961 --> 00:19:43,262 It's not his fault she's in there. I'm just sick of her. 262 00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:46,797 You know why she's in that class? 263 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,235 Because her parents want her in there. 264 00:19:51,306 --> 00:19:52,933 It's a joke. 265 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:57,410 I'm offended as someone who gets the same grades as her. 266 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,577 Aren't you? 267 00:20:01,817 --> 00:20:03,842 Not sure complaining was cool. 268 00:20:05,687 --> 00:20:08,622 Mr. Lewis made you look like an idiot today. 269 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:11,591 - I'm down for dokking Lewis. - No, I... 270 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:16,154 I want this urban legend project to rock. 271 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:18,293 How? 272 00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:24,531 We make it way more scary. 273 00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:28,503 Like really scary. 274 00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,179 And then we make our own online challenge. 275 00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,512 You're not talking about like getting kids to kill themselves, 276 00:20:36,618 --> 00:20:38,347 like, for real, are you? 277 00:20:40,622 --> 00:20:46,994 We will go right to the edge. 278 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,598 Yes! I'm in! 279 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,603 You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 280 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,469 I'm your host Monster Mash Ken. 281 00:20:57,539 --> 00:21:00,201 And with missing people, where do they go? 282 00:21:00,309 --> 00:21:02,710 You see all these different cases. What are you thinking? 283 00:21:02,811 --> 00:21:04,905 Alien abductions, mass disappearances. 284 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,244 I mean, you know, the rapture. Has something religious occurred? 285 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,045 ! have no idea, but I can't imagine 286 00:21:10,152 --> 00:21:12,348 what the families are going through, it's crazy. 287 00:21:12,421 --> 00:21:14,981 It's hard to believe that people still disappear these days. 288 00:21:15,057 --> 00:21:17,424 With all the technology out there... 289 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,585 Hey, Vector, come here. 290 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,929 How do I disappear? 291 00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:38,138 Haven't you ever wanted to disappear? 292 00:21:43,318 --> 00:21:45,343 Nineteen. 293 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:48,151 - Another card? - No. 294 00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:51,352 Nine... 14. 295 00:21:51,426 --> 00:21:55,158 Eighteen. You win. 296 00:23:02,164 --> 00:23:03,563 Come on. 297 00:23:05,367 --> 00:23:07,631 Dude, you can't knock on my window so damn loud. 298 00:23:07,702 --> 00:23:09,602 - You're gonna wake up my parents. - So? 299 00:23:09,671 --> 00:23:12,663 Okay. Why would I expect you to get it? Where are we going? 300 00:23:12,774 --> 00:23:16,802 Follow me, Mr. "My Parents Are Gonna Hear Me." 301 00:23:16,878 --> 00:23:18,710 You're gonna wake up my parents. 302 00:23:18,814 --> 00:23:21,112 - Holy shit, shut the hell up. - No! 303 00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:25,146 Just follow me, idiot. 304 00:23:42,637 --> 00:23:45,834 - Don't cut off heads. - Yeah, I know, I know. 305 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:51,005 Just record the video. I can file my face out in post. 306 00:23:51,113 --> 00:23:52,842 You mean, tile your face, Bran. 307 00:23:52,948 --> 00:23:54,939 Wait, why do you need to tile your face? 308 00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:57,815 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 309 00:23:57,886 --> 00:24:01,151 Welcome to the first episode of Bum Wars. 310 00:24:01,223 --> 00:24:05,785 - Dude, bring it down. - Shut the hell up and shoot. 311 00:24:32,621 --> 00:24:34,589 Bran, what the hell? 312 00:24:44,199 --> 00:24:46,065 Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 313 00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:48,830 Ta-da! 314 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:52,067 Go, go, go! 315 00:25:59,174 --> 00:26:00,608 Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 316 00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:03,645 Ta-da! 317 00:26:03,745 --> 00:26:07,340 Go, go, go, go! 318 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:23,999 Hey, guys, my parents said I can't be in The Dokkers anymore. 319 00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:26,796 I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it. 320 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,068 Hey, guys. My parents said I can't be in-- 321 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:33,800 Shit! 322 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,834 Shit! Oh, my God! 323 00:26:38,313 --> 00:26:41,146 Oh, Jesus Christ. 324 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,732 Shit! 325 00:27:02,671 --> 00:27:04,366 Guys, guys, you're not gonna believe this! 326 00:27:10,578 --> 00:27:12,342 There's something in the pond! 327 00:27:14,783 --> 00:27:17,184 Nothing could live in there, Snack. 328 00:27:17,252 --> 00:27:19,516 Okay, well, I heard it over there and it jumped in there. 329 00:27:19,587 --> 00:27:22,079 Get off the weed, Snack. 330 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:36,269 Mighty needs to be fed. 331 00:27:36,371 --> 00:27:39,136 My blood sugar's low, dumb-ass. 332 00:27:44,813 --> 00:27:47,248 Can somebody fart and liven this up? 333 00:27:53,955 --> 00:27:55,889 What the hell was that? 334 00:27:59,194 --> 00:28:00,457 Is that the guard? 335 00:28:01,730 --> 00:28:02,891 No. 336 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:26,284 What the hell is that thing? 337 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,291 Ew, be careful. 338 00:28:47,575 --> 00:28:49,134 It can't be human. 339 00:28:49,244 --> 00:28:51,303 It's covered in crockamoley. 340 00:28:51,413 --> 00:28:53,939 Guacamole, dumb-ass. 341 00:28:54,849 --> 00:28:57,978 We need to find a place to hide this thing. 342 00:28:58,086 --> 00:29:01,317 At least until we figure out what the hell it is. 343 00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:41,823 - Keep it moving, guys. - Ah, dammit. 344 00:29:41,896 --> 00:29:44,194 Guys, let's just get it in there. 345 00:29:45,233 --> 00:29:49,033 Max, find something to restrain this thing for the time being. 346 00:29:50,171 --> 00:29:53,232 I mean, I know, but just... 347 00:29:53,341 --> 00:29:55,070 There's gotta be something around here. 348 00:29:55,176 --> 00:29:58,202 I mean, this place is littered with shit. 349 00:29:58,313 --> 00:30:01,476 Just ropes, chains, I don't know. 350 00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:04,644 - Whatever will hold it. - On it. 351 00:30:06,254 --> 00:30:07,881 I mean, it looks so human. 352 00:30:08,690 --> 00:30:09,987 What if it can talk? 353 00:30:18,032 --> 00:30:21,900 Speak softly, carry a big stick. 354 00:30:27,809 --> 00:30:30,301 We need to get it food and water. 355 00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:32,971 - How do you know that? - I mean, it's alive, isn't it? 356 00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,810 I mean, it has to eat and drink. 357 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,714 Well, hey, kangaroo rats can go their whole lives 358 00:30:36,784 --> 00:30:38,980 - without drinking water, so... - Max, look at me. 359 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,488 Does that look like a goddamn kangaroo to you? 360 00:30:42,957 --> 00:30:44,083 Oh, Jesus, Mighty. 361 00:30:44,158 --> 00:30:46,593 Can you turn that damn insulin pump off? 362 00:30:46,661 --> 00:30:49,790 Everybody shits on the diabetic kid. 363 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,941 Well, at the least the restraints are holding. 364 00:31:03,044 --> 00:31:04,068 Yeah, for now. 365 00:31:04,145 --> 00:31:07,206 Why the sniffing? 366 00:31:09,984 --> 00:31:13,648 - Guys, what the hell is it smelling? - Dinner. 367 00:31:24,999 --> 00:31:26,467 Bran, hold up. 368 00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:29,694 Give me the camera. 369 00:31:30,939 --> 00:31:32,304 - No. - Give me the camera. 370 00:31:37,946 --> 00:31:39,311 You'll get it back when it's time. 371 00:31:41,282 --> 00:31:43,478 Delete those perv shots he's got of me, too. 372 00:31:43,551 --> 00:31:44,484 Al right. 373 00:31:44,552 --> 00:31:47,146 I won't post anything. I swear. 374 00:31:47,221 --> 00:31:49,781 That's right, you're not. Bye. 375 00:31:49,857 --> 00:31:52,792 Guys, get him outta here. We'll catch up. 376 00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:56,194 - It'll be fine. Relax. - Shut up. 377 00:31:57,865 --> 00:32:01,267 If it gets loose, we're dead. 378 00:32:05,607 --> 00:32:07,598 How long have we been coming here? 379 00:32:09,043 --> 00:32:10,374 I don't know. 380 00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:13,713 A few years, I guess. Why? 381 00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,446 Right. 382 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:19,612 And we haven't seen this thing until today. 383 00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:21,883 I mean, it's gotta be new here. 384 00:32:21,990 --> 00:32:24,960 - I've sure as hell never seen it. - Exactly. 385 00:32:27,428 --> 00:32:30,022 What happens when this place opens up for Halloween? 386 00:32:31,933 --> 00:32:34,925 We can't have this thing going nuts on customers. 387 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,232 - That would be bad. - Yeah. 388 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,270 For me. 389 00:32:44,912 --> 00:32:46,903 I can't lose this place. 390 00:32:49,784 --> 00:32:52,583 This is my escape. 391 00:32:52,687 --> 00:32:54,781 I mean, you know that. 392 00:32:58,226 --> 00:33:00,320 Better than anybody else. 393 00:33:24,018 --> 00:33:26,248 So we're really gonna do this? 394 00:33:28,322 --> 00:33:30,154 I think I need this. 395 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:33,718 So do I. 396 00:33:40,735 --> 00:33:42,931 My house is just as empty. 397 00:33:58,986 --> 00:34:01,580 I'm gonna hang out until your mom gets home. 398 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:03,788 You should get inside. 399 00:34:13,935 --> 00:34:15,835 Thanks for walking me home. 400 00:34:15,937 --> 00:34:19,396 You should come to my place. You could stay over if you want. 401 00:34:27,749 --> 00:34:28,807 Good night. 402 00:34:37,892 --> 00:34:40,054 Wanna hang out? 403 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:43,392 - When's my mom getting home? - Whenever. 404 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:46,024 I'm the babysitter. 405 00:35:01,282 --> 00:35:02,613 Where's the remote? 406 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,577 Tomatoes. 407 00:37:46,147 --> 00:37:49,583 Four, five, six, seven, eight... 408 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:37,056 I've gotta get you tied back up. 409 00:39:43,364 --> 00:39:47,198 Hey, Dad, um, have you ever heard of Lockjaw? 410 00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:50,498 Yeah, it comes from tetanus or rabies. 411 00:39:50,604 --> 00:39:52,003 Why, are you feeling sick? 412 00:39:52,106 --> 00:39:54,336 No, I'm talking about the weird guy 413 00:39:54,442 --> 00:39:57,309 people say used to live by Field of Screams. 414 00:39:57,378 --> 00:40:00,040 Yeah, there was this one guy. 415 00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:04,641 I remember people said he was a molester, crazy or something. 416 00:40:04,718 --> 00:40:05,947 A lot of homeless people out that way, 417 00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:08,717 which is why we don't want you hanging out there. 418 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:10,052 One of the reasons, anyway. 419 00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:12,387 Well, I mean... I mean, did you ever see him? 420 00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:15,656 - Was he real? - I work with facts, Max. 421 00:40:15,763 --> 00:40:17,959 Not Max facts. 422 00:40:18,032 --> 00:40:20,626 And, no, I never saw him or know anyone who has. 423 00:40:20,701 --> 00:40:24,160 All right, all right. Cool. Cool, cool. Thanks. 424 00:40:24,271 --> 00:40:26,103 I'm less worried about homeless child molesters 425 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:29,108 than I am this Ayla girl you like. 426 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:33,773 Oh, goddammit. Okay, Dad, I don't like her. 427 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:35,782 Especially like that, so... 428 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,876 Your mother says your underwear in the laundry says otherwise. 429 00:40:41,889 --> 00:40:44,256 Facts, Max. 430 00:41:19,093 --> 00:41:21,084 So who taught you how to shoot? 431 00:41:28,402 --> 00:41:29,494 Wait. 432 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,836 Here, like this. Both hands up. 433 00:41:35,042 --> 00:41:37,739 It's not like the movies. 434 00:41:37,845 --> 00:41:42,078 Just relax your shoulders... then shoot. 435 00:41:56,664 --> 00:41:58,655 I wanna scare people. 436 00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:03,228 I mean... 437 00:42:07,141 --> 00:42:08,802 this could be great. 438 00:42:15,082 --> 00:42:16,982 Does it scare you? 439 00:42:18,919 --> 00:42:20,387 Only if it gets loose. 440 00:42:22,723 --> 00:42:24,714 Let's make sure that doesn't happen then. 441 00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:35,625 Seriously? No raw hamburger? 442 00:42:35,736 --> 00:42:38,171 Monsters always go for raw hamburger in the movies. 443 00:42:38,272 --> 00:42:41,606 - We didn't have any. - Who doesn't have hamburger? 444 00:42:41,675 --> 00:42:44,508 - That pump thing smells. - It's Phenol. 445 00:42:44,612 --> 00:42:47,309 It's a chemical they use in his insulin or something like that. 446 00:42:48,249 --> 00:42:51,617 - Is that a Max fact? - Look it up, ass hat. 447 00:42:51,685 --> 00:42:53,653 And that's why, Max, 448 00:42:53,721 --> 00:42:56,486 you're going to be writing all the online content for this. 449 00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:01,792 Once Scribble has a page up, Bran, you get the footage. 450 00:43:02,796 --> 00:43:07,165 But everything you do goes through me first, all right? 451 00:43:07,234 --> 00:43:09,362 I don't want you posting none of this. 452 00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:12,337 And don't show anybody who's not a Dokker. 453 00:43:12,406 --> 00:43:14,465 - Got it? - Got it. 454 00:43:16,143 --> 00:43:19,579 Scribble will be able to see everything that you do remotely. 455 00:43:20,547 --> 00:43:22,208 Just so you know. 456 00:45:24,171 --> 00:45:27,232 Do it. Please. 457 00:45:49,096 --> 00:45:52,794 It... it can smell fear. 458 00:45:54,168 --> 00:45:56,296 Is that Max fact or is that real? 459 00:45:56,370 --> 00:45:58,202 Motherfucker! 460 00:45:58,305 --> 00:46:00,296 - You son of a bitch! - Bran, what is wrong with you? 461 00:46:01,842 --> 00:46:03,173 Where do you think you're going? 462 00:46:03,243 --> 00:46:05,473 - You think this is-- - You think this is funny? 463 00:46:05,546 --> 00:46:07,742 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Waste of space! 464 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:09,179 Everybody shut the hell up! Shut the hell up! 465 00:46:09,249 --> 00:46:11,718 We're done with you now! 466 00:46:11,819 --> 00:46:14,220 Okay, it's not just a Max fact, okay. 467 00:46:14,321 --> 00:46:16,813 As soon as the thing starts sniffing, it goes nuts. 468 00:46:16,890 --> 00:46:18,358 It's Mighty's insulin pump setting it off. 469 00:46:18,425 --> 00:46:19,654 - It's not me. -Yes, it is. 470 00:46:19,726 --> 00:46:20,921 - Come on. - It's not the insulin pump. 471 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,996 It's not the insulin pump. It's the insulin. 472 00:46:23,063 --> 00:46:25,657 All right, that thing gives off a smell, right? 473 00:46:25,732 --> 00:46:28,133 So maybe it thinks it's the smell of fear. 474 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,727 What? 475 00:46:29,837 --> 00:46:31,828 How can anything smell fear? 476 00:46:31,905 --> 00:46:35,705 Um, no, I believe it. 477 00:46:35,809 --> 00:46:39,245 I mean, a few years ago before I moved, 478 00:46:39,346 --> 00:46:43,681 there was a dog, it was a... a big dog a couple houses down from me. 479 00:46:44,651 --> 00:46:46,141 And, man, I swear to God, 480 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,554 like, if you showed that you were even a little bit afraid, 481 00:46:49,656 --> 00:46:52,557 - it would go crazy. - Maybe... 482 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:57,895 Maybe it's like... a bear. 483 00:46:57,998 --> 00:47:00,524 You know how people say... 484 00:47:01,602 --> 00:47:04,867 it can smell when a girl... 485 00:47:04,938 --> 00:47:06,428 Okay, come on, Bran. 486 00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:07,905 - I don't have my period! - Come on. 487 00:47:07,975 --> 00:47:09,534 - What the hell? - Prove it then! 488 00:47:09,610 --> 00:47:11,305 Get outta here! 489 00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:13,903 - I swear to God! Take him out! - Everybody settle down. 490 00:47:13,981 --> 00:47:15,449 Let's just sit down. 491 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,406 All right? 492 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,091 What now? 493 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,893 Guys, this is what we're gonna do, all right? 494 00:47:34,735 --> 00:47:36,260 You and Max... 495 00:47:37,571 --> 00:47:39,539 figure out whatever you can. 496 00:47:39,606 --> 00:47:43,099 Snack, you and Bran, you guys have to get 497 00:47:43,210 --> 00:47:44,769 as much coverage on this as possible. 498 00:47:44,878 --> 00:47:46,903 We need that proof. 499 00:47:48,549 --> 00:47:51,382 Guys, what the hell are we doing? 500 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:53,977 We need to call the cops or at least our parents. 501 00:47:54,087 --> 00:47:57,387 This thing could be an alien for all we know. 502 00:47:57,457 --> 00:47:59,118 We are in over our heads. 503 00:47:59,226 --> 00:48:00,921 You okay, Snack? 504 00:48:07,701 --> 00:48:10,500 I need to talk to you once everyone leaves. 505 00:48:18,045 --> 00:48:19,706 You haven't told anyone? 506 00:48:24,718 --> 00:48:27,983 No, Ayla. And I swore I wouldn't, didn't I? 507 00:48:29,289 --> 00:48:30,723 I mean, yeah, but... 508 00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,253 you seem kinda sketchy, Snack. 509 00:48:40,601 --> 00:48:42,160 Do you still wanna tell? 510 00:48:46,607 --> 00:48:49,702 No. 511 00:48:52,779 --> 00:48:54,042 I hope not. 512 00:49:05,926 --> 00:49:07,416 Got monster shit on me. 513 00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:11,164 Everything good with Snack?? 514 00:49:12,566 --> 00:49:14,159 Yeah, it's fine. 515 00:49:14,234 --> 00:49:15,360 Come here. 516 00:49:16,436 --> 00:49:18,029 Something to cheer you up. 517 00:49:20,674 --> 00:49:22,199 Bran's perv pics he got of you. 518 00:49:25,612 --> 00:49:27,842 - Thanks. - But wait... 519 00:49:27,914 --> 00:49:29,507 there's more. 520 00:49:31,184 --> 00:49:32,447 Jeni's personal cell. 521 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:38,055 You didn't? 522 00:49:40,661 --> 00:49:42,390 This is gonna be great. 523 00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:47,056 Thank you so much. 524 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,087 Wait, I have something I wanna show you first. 525 00:50:12,993 --> 00:50:14,654 Why don't you change then? 526 00:50:15,996 --> 00:50:17,930 You smell like monster shit. 527 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,175 I called you both here because, 528 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:27,584 well, obviously you get A's on the project. 529 00:53:27,654 --> 00:53:30,521 I mean, yeah, that video's incredible. 530 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:35,186 Ten thousand views in just over two weeks. 531 00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:37,286 You definitely hit the objective. 532 00:53:39,699 --> 00:53:42,327 This thing, how'd you do it? 533 00:53:43,336 --> 00:53:46,328 Well, it's Crockamoley. 534 00:53:46,439 --> 00:53:49,431 I'm sorry, Crock-- Crock-- Crockamoley? Not Lockjaw? 535 00:53:49,509 --> 00:53:50,738 That's the urban legend around here, right? 536 00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:53,302 It's not Lockjaw, it's... it's Crockamoley. 537 00:53:53,413 --> 00:53:56,075 Okay, all right. Well, Crockamoley 538 00:53:56,149 --> 00:53:58,447 is one scary special effect, let me say. 539 00:53:58,518 --> 00:54:01,146 Well, it's actually kinda funny that you say that. 540 00:54:01,254 --> 00:54:02,847 Yeah, we have a... we have a friend. 541 00:54:02,956 --> 00:54:04,321 - Tom. - Yeah, Tom. 542 00:54:04,424 --> 00:54:07,951 He, uh, you know, he does makeup and special effects for movies. 543 00:54:08,028 --> 00:54:11,931 Not anything major, but indie. 544 00:54:11,998 --> 00:54:15,559 Well, let me tell you to tell Tom, I think he's gonna win an Oscar someday. 545 00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:20,129 This project is incredible. He went above and beyond and so did you both. 546 00:54:20,206 --> 00:54:24,302 But I have to ask you to take this video down. 547 00:54:24,978 --> 00:54:28,141 Um, uh, why? 548 00:54:30,050 --> 00:54:33,247 - Well, gun violence for one thing, Max. - They're digital effects. 549 00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:34,684 I know that, we've had complaints. 550 00:54:34,754 --> 00:54:37,746 Parents are very upset over the content. 551 00:54:37,857 --> 00:54:41,054 They're describing it as disturbing. They're saying it's scary. 552 00:54:41,161 --> 00:54:44,597 They're saying the content in this video is sick, Max. 553 00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:49,033 You both did... a little too good of a job, I'm afraid. 554 00:54:49,135 --> 00:54:51,661 How can you tell it's us? You can't see our faces. 555 00:54:51,738 --> 00:54:54,070 Well, because it's a high school class project and you're teenagers. 556 00:54:54,174 --> 00:54:55,835 You can't keep a secret. All the kids know, Max. 557 00:54:55,909 --> 00:54:59,539 They're probably just jealous 'cause their crappy little Photoshop projects 558 00:54:59,646 --> 00:55:01,671 didn't turn out nearly as good as ours did. 559 00:55:01,748 --> 00:55:04,911 Look, between you and me, I understand that, 560 00:55:05,018 --> 00:55:06,713 and I couldn't agree more, Ayla. 561 00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:10,188 Now, but this project has gotten me in more hot water 562 00:55:10,256 --> 00:55:12,224 with administration than I care to touch on. 563 00:55:12,325 --> 00:55:15,192 - Did Jeni lose it again? - Punish us for doing a great job. 564 00:55:15,261 --> 00:55:18,253 - Yeah, I get it. - No, Max, you're not being punished. 565 00:55:18,365 --> 00:55:20,197 You still get the A's, okay? 566 00:55:20,266 --> 00:55:22,394 It's just you made it a little too lifelike. 567 00:55:22,469 --> 00:55:25,404 - It's a little too realistic. - How is that our problem? 568 00:55:25,472 --> 00:55:28,601 Mr. Lewis, you can't connect it to the school. 569 00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:30,142 You can't tell who's in the video. 570 00:55:30,243 --> 00:55:32,575 I mean, we even spoofed the IP address 571 00:55:32,645 --> 00:55:34,807 to make it look like it comes from New Mexico. 572 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:37,940 Look, we have thousands of comments. 573 00:55:38,051 --> 00:55:40,383 This is how things spread. 574 00:55:40,453 --> 00:55:42,820 That's what you told us. 575 00:55:42,922 --> 00:55:45,118 "Oh, my God!" "This is so good." 576 00:55:45,225 --> 00:55:49,526 "It looks so real." "Show us more Crockamoley." 577 00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:53,396 The comments just keep going. It says, it says... 578 00:55:56,269 --> 00:55:59,398 - That... - What? What does it say? 579 00:56:05,145 --> 00:56:06,806 Nothing. 580 00:56:06,913 --> 00:56:09,610 Look, I'm asking you both... 581 00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:13,317 with massive respect for all of the hard work 582 00:56:13,420 --> 00:56:17,288 that went into this video, please take the video down. 583 00:56:17,390 --> 00:56:20,360 Mr. Lewis, with all due respect 584 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:24,124 for everything you've taught us about free speech, 585 00:56:24,197 --> 00:56:27,326 standing up for ourselves and censorship... 586 00:56:32,105 --> 00:56:33,163 No. 587 00:56:38,011 --> 00:56:40,446 So I'm guessing you're gonna fail us now, huh? 588 00:56:42,782 --> 00:56:44,181 No. 589 00:56:51,291 --> 00:56:53,282 Well, it started out great. 590 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,519 Now everyone thinks it's fake. 591 00:56:56,629 --> 00:56:58,825 I mean, Ayla, that's the internet. 592 00:56:58,932 --> 00:57:02,527 People shit on everything. Ten thousand views is pretty good. 593 00:57:02,635 --> 00:57:04,467 It was a good run. 594 00:57:04,537 --> 00:57:07,632 You wouldn't know a good run if it hit you in your fat ass. 595 00:57:07,707 --> 00:57:09,197 The views have died off. 596 00:57:09,943 --> 00:57:13,174 It's because of these haters. These losers! 597 00:57:13,279 --> 00:57:14,872 God, I hate people! 598 00:57:14,981 --> 00:57:17,473 People are over it. It's boring. 599 00:57:20,053 --> 00:57:22,715 How the hell are we supposed to do the Crockamoley challenge 600 00:57:22,822 --> 00:57:24,756 if everyone says it's fake? 601 00:57:27,227 --> 00:57:31,164 Guys, we risked our lives for an A. 602 00:57:32,365 --> 00:57:35,164 And then we are told to take it down. 603 00:57:36,035 --> 00:57:40,495 Another lie! Another person screws us over! 604 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:49,612 Nothing ever turns out like you're promised. 605 00:57:52,519 --> 00:57:54,886 God, I'd like to throw one of those haters in there! 606 00:57:54,988 --> 00:57:58,219 Yeah, record that. 607 00:57:58,324 --> 00:58:00,224 And then we'll post it. 608 00:58:02,028 --> 00:58:04,998 I mean, that's what we should do, right? 609 00:58:05,064 --> 00:58:07,032 Come on! We should do that, right? 610 00:58:15,241 --> 00:58:18,336 Um, sorry, guys. I figured out why it's beeping. 611 00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:23,406 It's got a leak or something. I'll just fix that. 612 00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:27,615 Shut the hell up! 613 00:59:02,555 --> 00:59:05,752 Ta-da! 614 00:59:19,906 --> 00:59:22,238 Ta-da! 615 01:01:30,236 --> 01:01:32,898 Why are you doing this? Why? 616 01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:37,410 We can't do this. We can't... 617 01:01:45,084 --> 01:01:46,779 Get off. Stop! 618 01:01:47,587 --> 01:01:48,611 Please. 619 01:01:52,658 --> 01:01:53,853 So what? 620 01:01:55,161 --> 01:01:56,253 You gonna fucking tell? 621 01:01:57,997 --> 01:01:59,158 Is that it? 622 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,493 You swore. 623 01:02:12,245 --> 01:02:14,509 Why are you scared of us? 624 01:02:18,918 --> 01:02:20,113 I'm not. 625 01:02:22,789 --> 01:02:26,589 What would Crockamoley think? 626 01:02:26,659 --> 01:02:28,093 I have to get out of here. 627 01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:29,458 So go. 628 01:02:56,689 --> 01:03:00,057 This is messed up. I mean, what if he flips out? 629 01:03:00,159 --> 01:03:02,253 What do we do? What then? 630 01:03:02,361 --> 01:03:06,821 Shut up, you blubbering baby. This is great. 631 01:03:08,067 --> 01:03:11,731 All right, you have my attention. I haven't eaten in a few days. 632 01:03:11,838 --> 01:03:16,674 All right, man. Well, you're in luck. All you gotta do, come with us. 633 01:03:16,742 --> 01:03:20,235 We'll give you like... a hundred bucks. 634 01:03:20,346 --> 01:03:22,713 You! You're the one who set my hat on fire. 635 01:03:22,815 --> 01:03:25,216 Hey, hey, man. You're good. 636 01:03:25,318 --> 01:03:28,049 All is good. He won't touch you. 637 01:03:28,154 --> 01:03:29,485 We promise. 638 01:03:29,555 --> 01:03:32,354 Come on. It's only a short walk. 639 01:03:35,928 --> 01:03:37,259 Do you wanna see? 640 01:03:40,399 --> 01:03:41,628 See what? 641 01:03:44,437 --> 01:03:45,962 You want me to go in here? 642 01:03:46,072 --> 01:03:48,063 We're gonna go in with you. 643 01:03:48,140 --> 01:03:51,542 Oh, good, 'cause for a second 644 01:03:51,611 --> 01:03:55,548 I thought you guys might leave me the fuck alone. 645 01:03:55,615 --> 01:03:57,242 What's in there anyway, huh? 646 01:03:59,151 --> 01:04:01,415 Are you guys buying me a car? 647 01:04:01,487 --> 01:04:03,649 Just go, man. 648 01:04:04,724 --> 01:04:07,125 What the hell is wrong with you kids, huh? 649 01:04:07,226 --> 01:04:10,093 - Why are you doing this? - We're shooting a video. 650 01:04:10,196 --> 01:04:13,723 We just wanna see your reaction. Come on. 651 01:04:14,934 --> 01:04:18,393 The last time I starred in one of your videos, 652 01:04:18,471 --> 01:04:21,372 you set me on fire while I was asleep, you little shit. 653 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:22,464 Just go! 654 01:04:34,554 --> 01:04:36,044 What the hell is that? 655 01:04:49,435 --> 01:04:51,096 Is this some sort of joke? 656 01:04:51,504 --> 01:04:52,528 Huh? 657 01:04:54,106 --> 01:04:55,801 What the hell is this? 658 01:05:39,285 --> 01:05:41,913 Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 659 01:05:42,888 --> 01:05:45,721 This shit is awful. 660 01:06:02,775 --> 01:06:04,539 We just killed that guy! 661 01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:18,520 There's another Crockamoley video or whatever the hell it is. 662 01:06:18,591 --> 01:06:19,717 Did you see it? 663 01:06:20,660 --> 01:06:22,424 The shit looks real. 664 01:06:22,528 --> 01:06:25,862 - Damn. How'd they do that? - I know, right? 665 01:06:25,931 --> 01:06:27,899 Oh shit, we're already late to class. 666 01:06:30,670 --> 01:06:32,900 Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 667 01:06:33,839 --> 01:06:36,171 This shit is awful. 668 01:06:56,662 --> 01:06:58,824 So what time do you think you're gonna get here? 669 01:06:58,931 --> 01:07:00,922 Give me, like, ten minutes. 670 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,800 All right. So plan on an hour then. 671 01:07:04,904 --> 01:07:08,898 - I always come on time. - Yeah. We'll see. 672 01:07:16,415 --> 01:07:18,076 I came to get something. 673 01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:28,650 I'm not as stupid as you think. 674 01:07:30,629 --> 01:07:32,324 I need to get it. 675 01:07:35,101 --> 01:07:39,402 I can't believe you guys hang out in this shit hole. 676 01:07:40,806 --> 01:07:42,467 That's what I say about home. 677 01:08:00,693 --> 01:08:04,323 -Is it in there? - In there. 678 01:08:06,565 --> 01:08:09,398 Does your boyfriend in there think he's gonna jump me? 679 01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:12,870 No. 680 01:08:12,972 --> 01:08:14,371 Definitely not. 681 01:08:19,645 --> 01:08:20,976 Come and get it. 682 01:08:51,177 --> 01:08:53,043 You think I'm fucking stupid? 683 01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:00,708 Where's my fucking gun? 684 01:09:57,810 --> 01:09:59,574 Shut up! 685 01:10:00,312 --> 01:10:01,438 Geez. 686 01:10:20,132 --> 01:10:23,067 Hi. Jeni? 687 01:10:26,505 --> 01:10:28,473 It's... it's Ayla. 688 01:10:28,574 --> 01:10:31,737 No, please, don't hang up. 689 01:10:33,579 --> 01:10:37,675 I... I just wanted to say 690 01:10:37,783 --> 01:10:42,016 that I'm so sorry... 691 01:10:43,489 --> 01:10:45,821 for the way I've treated you since... 692 01:10:47,026 --> 01:10:48,187 forever. 693 01:10:51,263 --> 01:10:53,061 I wanna make it up to you. 694 01:10:58,971 --> 01:11:02,168 Is this all part of the project, hmm? 695 01:11:02,241 --> 01:11:04,039 Convince the teacher this is real? 696 01:11:05,544 --> 01:11:08,377 It is, Mr. Lewis, I swear. 697 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:12,883 Everything you saw on that channel is real. 698 01:11:12,985 --> 01:11:15,477 No, it... it looks real. 699 01:11:15,554 --> 01:11:18,319 It looks real, I'll give you that, but, look, I still think 700 01:11:18,390 --> 01:11:21,087 y'all are trying to punk me or something. Are you recording this right now? 701 01:11:21,193 --> 01:11:22,092 - No. - Are you recording this? 702 01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:25,960 No, no, please. No. 703 01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:30,696 You know, Max, he came and told me that you guys have a friend who does effects. 704 01:11:30,803 --> 01:11:32,999 - Is that not true? - No, those are his Max facts. 705 01:11:33,072 --> 01:11:34,369 - It's not true? - No. 706 01:11:37,309 --> 01:11:39,835 So I'm supposed to not believe his reasonable story 707 01:11:39,912 --> 01:11:44,145 for yours about a monster that feeds on homeless people? 708 01:11:47,353 --> 01:11:48,548 Yeah, okay. 709 01:11:59,264 --> 01:12:01,358 I'll take you there. 710 01:12:01,433 --> 01:12:02,594 Tonight. 711 01:12:33,065 --> 01:12:35,864 Why? Is it for the likes? 712 01:12:37,236 --> 01:12:39,034 Because I hate her. 713 01:12:43,976 --> 01:12:48,038 - Aw, you scared, Jeni? - Please! 714 01:12:48,113 --> 01:12:50,582 Please, just let me go. 715 01:12:51,483 --> 01:12:52,609 Please. 716 01:13:22,815 --> 01:13:25,876 Since first grade, 717 01:13:25,984 --> 01:13:29,477 you've cried, pissed your pants... 718 01:13:31,090 --> 01:13:35,687 ...dragged every class we're in to a halt. 719 01:13:35,794 --> 01:13:41,699 We get told, oh, you're just different. 720 01:13:45,604 --> 01:13:49,302 But you get the same grades as me! 721 01:13:49,374 --> 01:13:51,775 We're not the same, bitch! 722 01:13:58,317 --> 01:13:59,409 Now... 723 01:14:02,521 --> 01:14:08,517 see the difference between you and me. 724 01:14:09,328 --> 01:14:10,352 Do it. 725 01:14:10,429 --> 01:14:13,524 Stop it! No, stop! 726 01:15:32,477 --> 01:15:34,411 What the hell is wrong with you? 727 01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:36,777 It's on foot from here. Come on. 728 01:15:58,003 --> 01:15:59,300 Hey. 729 01:16:04,476 --> 01:16:05,944 Y'all have permission to be here? 730 01:16:10,515 --> 01:16:11,983 Come on. 731 01:16:24,730 --> 01:16:25,959 Mr. Lewis... 732 01:16:31,336 --> 01:16:32,667 You can't be scared. 733 01:16:32,771 --> 01:16:35,763 It... It can smell fear. 734 01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:37,605 It'll go nuts. 735 01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:38,666 Really? 736 01:16:39,811 --> 01:16:41,210 - It smells fear? - Yeah. 737 01:16:41,313 --> 01:16:44,339 - Really? - Yes. 738 01:16:44,449 --> 01:16:47,544 Okay, I tried, Snack. 739 01:16:47,653 --> 01:16:48,848 - I tried. - Mr. Lewis-- 740 01:16:48,954 --> 01:16:51,116 - Have you lost your mind? - It's not a trick, okay. 741 01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:53,351 Would I bring you down here if it wasn't so important? 742 01:16:54,626 --> 01:16:56,890 Please, you have to believe me. 743 01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:09,571 Yeah, we're all clear. 744 01:17:11,743 --> 01:17:13,404 I still got some water in here. 745 01:17:17,582 --> 01:17:19,175 Oh, it stinks in here. 746 01:17:23,422 --> 01:17:26,756 All right, where's this boogeyman? 747 01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:53,775 What the hell is this? 748 01:18:16,708 --> 01:18:17,903 That's Crockamoley. 749 01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:27,249 This... this isn't a guy in a suit? 750 01:18:28,220 --> 01:18:30,655 - Seriously? - No. 751 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,724 Oh, my... Oh, my... 752 01:18:38,263 --> 01:18:41,722 - Oh, my God. - Mr. Lewis-- Mr. Lewis, calm down. 753 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,098 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 754 01:18:44,169 --> 01:18:45,659 Calm down. 755 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:52,569 What the hell did you kids do? 756 01:19:00,252 --> 01:19:01,913 Hi, Mr. Lewis. 757 01:19:04,523 --> 01:19:07,083 This... this thing. 758 01:19:08,693 --> 01:19:09,922 This is real. 759 01:19:10,829 --> 01:19:11,853 Sure is. 760 01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:17,563 Calm down. 761 01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:22,329 Why'd you bring him here, Snack? 762 01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:29,572 You lied. 763 01:19:29,681 --> 01:19:32,207 You guys Killed somebody. 764 01:19:32,317 --> 01:19:33,842 - You're murderers! - So are you. 765 01:19:33,919 --> 01:19:35,387 Is that why you brought me here? 766 01:19:35,487 --> 01:19:37,546 - No. - To fucking kill me? 767 01:19:37,656 --> 01:19:39,750 No. Mr. Lewis, no. 768 01:19:42,060 --> 01:19:46,429 Whoa, whoa, whoa... He's a teacher. 769 01:19:46,531 --> 01:19:48,727 Hey, hey, hey, just... 770 01:19:48,834 --> 01:19:52,236 - No, stay! Hey, hey, hey! - Let us go, or I let it go. 771 01:19:52,337 --> 01:19:54,032 I can't let you do that. 772 01:19:54,105 --> 01:19:57,200 - Relax. Okay? - You wanna see what happened to Jeni? 773 01:19:57,275 --> 01:19:58,436 Bran! 774 01:19:59,945 --> 01:20:01,276 Jeni? 775 01:20:03,615 --> 01:20:05,447 Come on. 776 01:20:40,018 --> 01:20:41,679 Get out of the way! 777 01:20:49,461 --> 01:20:50,792 Go! 778 01:21:35,206 --> 01:21:36,469 Ayla! 779 01:25:05,049 --> 01:25:07,211 Open up! 780 01:27:29,627 --> 01:27:31,322 Good evening, boys and ghouls. 781 01:27:31,396 --> 01:27:33,228 You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 782 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:36,699 I'm your host, Monster Mash Ken, and with me is the Mistress of Darkness, 783 01:27:36,801 --> 01:27:39,463 the Queen of Fright, the Lady of the Night, Muse. 784 01:27:39,537 --> 01:27:42,404 Also joining us is Crista Creature and Whirl. 785 01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:44,635 All right, so we got something special as always. 786 01:27:44,709 --> 01:27:48,373 I came across this found footage film called The Legend of Lockjaw. 787 01:27:48,479 --> 01:27:50,811 I wanna read the description to our audience. 788 01:27:50,882 --> 01:27:53,749 Uh, we've watched this film and we're gonna talk about that in a second, 789 01:27:53,851 --> 01:27:55,819 but here's the description: "Three years ago, 790 01:27:55,887 --> 01:27:57,719 seven children disappeared without a trace. 791 01:27:57,822 --> 01:28:01,383 This footage was found by a security guard for some Halloween haunted attraction. 792 01:28:01,492 --> 01:28:04,894 Were they were taken by Lockjaw, a local monster urban legend, 793 01:28:04,996 --> 01:28:07,363 or something worse? This is their story." 794 01:28:07,432 --> 01:28:09,526 Muse, what did you think about it? 795 01:28:09,600 --> 01:28:12,331 Well, yeah, like you said, we watched this 796 01:28:12,403 --> 01:28:15,236 and honestly, I gotta say I think this is bullshit. 797 01:28:15,340 --> 01:28:19,538 Um, I wanted to believe it, but it's so fake. You can see how they did it. 798 01:28:19,610 --> 01:28:21,601 Yeah, you know, I'm a schmuck when it comes 799 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,704 to anything technical involving the computer, 800 01:28:23,781 --> 01:28:27,376 but even I on my own laptop could do a better job. 801 01:28:27,452 --> 01:28:29,682 You know, if you wanna fool us, and we're horror experts, 802 01:28:29,754 --> 01:28:31,381 you better show something a little bit more 803 01:28:31,456 --> 01:28:33,220 than bargain basement effort here. 804 01:28:33,324 --> 01:28:36,487 Yeah, I am so with you guys. Hard pass for me. 805 01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:39,326 This found footage died so, so long ago. 806 01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:41,661 Man, it's fake, fake, fake. 807 01:28:41,733 --> 01:28:44,202 We have a guy online who claims to be Snack. 808 01:28:44,268 --> 01:28:46,168 Allegedly, one of the kids in this footage. 809 01:28:46,237 --> 01:28:49,002 So let's welcome Snack to Where the Scary Things Are.