1 00:00:28,614 --> 00:00:32,281 [ominous music playing] 2 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:53,223 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 3 00:02:53,259 --> 00:02:55,884 Today, we're doing another episode of Bum Fites. 4 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,092 [whispers] He's in there. Get 'em, get 'em! 5 00:02:58,127 --> 00:03:00,191 Hey, guys? You want this 20? 6 00:03:00,227 --> 00:03:01,962 Well, come and get it! 7 00:03:01,997 --> 00:03:03,399 Fight each other! 8 00:03:04,563 --> 00:03:06,731 [Bran on video] Yeah, come on! 9 00:03:06,767 --> 00:03:11,133 - Keep an eye out for that security guard. - On it. 10 00:03:11,169 --> 00:03:13,737 I wanna fire up some of the effects and stuff, like the lights. 11 00:03:13,772 --> 00:03:16,278 - [Bran indistinct] - Wait, you can do that? 12 00:03:16,314 --> 00:03:18,348 - I can do that. - [Bran] Roll on each other. 13 00:03:18,384 --> 00:03:22,985 - [Ayla] That'd be so cool. - This is gonna be Monday! 14 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:25,889 [sighs] You mean money, Bran. 15 00:03:25,924 --> 00:03:28,023 That's what I said, dingus. 16 00:03:28,058 --> 00:03:31,092 Yeah! Get up and fight now! 17 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,226 Hey, where'd you find these guys? 18 00:03:33,261 --> 00:03:34,561 That doesn't look like our bum. 19 00:03:34,597 --> 00:03:36,660 You know, you should really blur out those faces. 20 00:03:36,696 --> 00:03:38,530 They can sue for not giving permission. 21 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:40,869 [Bran] These guys don't have money to sue. 22 00:03:40,904 --> 00:03:42,702 They're homeless. 23 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:49,313 [Snack panting] 24 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:53,482 Our... [coughing] 25 00:03:57,890 --> 00:03:59,488 Our guard buddy's working. 26 00:04:02,687 --> 00:04:05,824 - Let's go. - [Snack coughing] 27 00:04:07,359 --> 00:04:08,797 I don't get it. 28 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:09,991 I don't get it. 29 00:04:10,027 --> 00:04:12,300 He has such a hatred for them. I mean, Ted-- 30 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,204 - Dude, Ted's a legend here. - [laughs] 31 00:04:14,239 --> 00:04:15,972 Do you remember the groundhog stuff animal? 32 00:04:16,007 --> 00:04:17,105 Oh, my gosh. I love Ted. 33 00:04:17,141 --> 00:04:20,473 You little perv! I swear to God! 34 00:04:20,508 --> 00:04:22,309 Don't even think about dokking me. 35 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:24,678 I'm just messing a little. Chill. 36 00:04:25,811 --> 00:04:28,352 - What did you say to me? - [Bran] Chill. 37 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:31,615 Don't tell me to chill. 38 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:33,082 - [Bran] All right. - Got it? 39 00:04:34,692 --> 00:04:35,986 [scoffs] 40 00:04:37,561 --> 00:04:40,328 Bran, I swear to God, if you're still filming my ass, 41 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,597 - I'm gonna kill you. - [chuckles] 42 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:00,076 [security guard] Hey, you kids! 43 00:05:00,685 --> 00:05:02,045 Shit. 44 00:05:02,621 --> 00:05:03,382 Run. 45 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:04,615 [upbeat rock music playing] 46 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:06,154 [security guard] Stay right there! 47 00:05:06,189 --> 00:05:07,919 [Mighty] Come on, Bran, go! 48 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:10,153 [Bran] Come on! 49 00:05:10,189 --> 00:05:11,857 Run! 50 00:05:19,772 --> 00:05:21,031 [metal clanks] 51 00:05:26,543 --> 00:05:28,907 - Get to the Dokking Station! - No kidding! 52 00:05:33,445 --> 00:05:35,749 [footsteps bang] 53 00:05:43,822 --> 00:05:45,462 [security guard] Stay right there! 54 00:05:46,027 --> 00:05:47,162 Shit. 55 00:05:47,197 --> 00:05:49,433 [upbeat rock music continues] 56 00:05:56,675 --> 00:05:57,804 Hey! 57 00:06:03,507 --> 00:06:05,042 [exhales] 58 00:06:06,081 --> 00:06:07,110 [gunshot] 59 00:06:12,319 --> 00:06:13,855 [birds chirping] 60 00:06:13,891 --> 00:06:16,119 [panting] 61 00:06:22,363 --> 00:06:25,868 - [security guard sighs] - That to make sure we can't prove you shot at us? 62 00:06:25,904 --> 00:06:27,497 You a lawyer? 63 00:06:27,532 --> 00:06:29,231 No, but his dad is. 64 00:06:30,473 --> 00:06:32,437 You little boys making big boy smut 65 00:06:32,473 --> 00:06:34,472 with her and that camera? 66 00:06:34,508 --> 00:06:36,312 Wouldn't you like to know. 67 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:38,378 [security guard] This is private property 68 00:06:38,413 --> 00:06:40,008 and this is closed until fall. 69 00:06:40,044 --> 00:06:42,748 You're trespassing. You know that, right? 70 00:06:42,784 --> 00:06:46,886 - We didn't see any signs. - Yeah right, kid. 71 00:06:46,921 --> 00:06:50,558 I call the police or your parents. Which is it? 72 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:53,260 Why don't you catch your breath first, fatso? 73 00:06:53,295 --> 00:06:56,159 [chuckles] What a dick. 74 00:06:56,194 --> 00:06:58,661 All the way out from the city to deal with this shit. 75 00:06:58,697 --> 00:07:00,367 The place is closed, Snack. 76 00:07:00,402 --> 00:07:02,539 How hard is that to understand? 77 00:07:02,574 --> 00:07:04,266 You get hurt out there, we could lose everything. 78 00:07:04,301 --> 00:07:07,608 - The guy shot at us! - Knock it off with that shit! 79 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:10,511 I got you and this Dokkers thing all figured out. 80 00:07:10,547 --> 00:07:13,148 That Ayla girl, she doesn't like you. 81 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,781 She's using you, son. 82 00:07:15,816 --> 00:07:18,522 Girls like her don't like guys like you. 83 00:07:21,455 --> 00:07:23,021 [woman] I work tonight, 84 00:07:23,056 --> 00:07:26,057 and Mike's coming over before I get home, so you know. 85 00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:28,725 [papers crinkle] 86 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,128 How about a goddamn thank you? 87 00:07:32,069 --> 00:07:33,270 No boyfriend. 88 00:07:33,305 --> 00:07:35,098 You hang out with these loser kids. 89 00:07:35,134 --> 00:07:37,571 Where is that gonna get you in life? [scoffs] 90 00:07:37,606 --> 00:07:41,408 Wasting what God and I gave you. [sighs] 91 00:07:41,443 --> 00:07:43,609 Yeah, because Mike's some prize. 92 00:07:43,645 --> 00:07:46,378 You think you're better than me? Hmm? 93 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:48,451 You little bitch! 94 00:07:48,486 --> 00:07:50,886 I should have let that guy call the cops. 95 00:07:50,921 --> 00:07:52,088 [scoffs] 96 00:07:52,123 --> 00:07:54,723 [ominous music playing] 97 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,187 [chip crunches] 98 00:07:58,860 --> 00:08:00,861 [woman] You didn't eat anything through this. 99 00:08:01,828 --> 00:08:04,598 You're lucky that cop let you go. 100 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:07,129 You need to make better choices, Mighty. 101 00:08:07,165 --> 00:08:09,903 - He wasn't a cop, Ma. - [insulin pump beeps] 102 00:08:11,707 --> 00:08:14,336 Turn the sounds off your insulin pump, baby. 103 00:08:15,176 --> 00:08:16,177 [sniffs] 104 00:08:16,212 --> 00:08:18,080 That thing smells. 105 00:08:18,116 --> 00:08:19,941 [soft music playing] 106 00:08:19,976 --> 00:08:22,317 [Bran] I got it all on video! 107 00:08:22,352 --> 00:08:25,681 He shot at us, but he erased it! 108 00:08:25,717 --> 00:08:27,657 [soft music playing] 109 00:08:28,855 --> 00:08:30,755 - [music stops] - I can't prove it, 110 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:32,758 but it would have been huge online! 111 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:34,694 It would have blown up my channel! 112 00:08:34,730 --> 00:08:36,798 I'm gonna moteltize my channel, you wait! 113 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:40,199 [soft music playing] 114 00:08:40,235 --> 00:08:41,264 [Bran] Ma! 115 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:45,040 Ma! You even listening? 116 00:08:45,076 --> 00:08:46,341 It's monetize. 117 00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:47,904 It's monetize your channel. 118 00:08:47,939 --> 00:08:51,912 That's what I said! Monetize! 119 00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:55,650 Yep, John, just stall them. Yeah, 20 minutes out. 120 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:57,985 I know, I had an emergency with my son. 121 00:08:58,021 --> 00:09:01,517 I gotta drop him off real quick. I'll be right there, 15 minutes. 122 00:09:01,552 --> 00:09:02,824 Okay. 123 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,257 [sighs] 124 00:09:11,702 --> 00:09:14,132 You come home right off the bus from now on. 125 00:09:15,641 --> 00:09:19,505 No Field of Screams, no Dokking Station, no Dokkers. 126 00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:21,040 No more of that nonsense. 127 00:09:21,075 --> 00:09:23,740 Your mother and I will discuss what to do with you. 128 00:09:23,775 --> 00:09:25,481 What's there to discuss? 129 00:09:25,516 --> 00:09:26,777 That place is closed for the season. 130 00:09:26,812 --> 00:09:27,844 You keep trespassing there. 131 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:29,411 You know that's a crime, right? 132 00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:32,684 The man shot at you, Max. Is any of this sinking in? 133 00:09:32,719 --> 00:09:35,392 Wait. You believe he shot at us? 134 00:09:35,427 --> 00:09:37,922 You know why? Because you stopped. 135 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:40,356 Only a gun would make you idiots stop. 136 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,799 We also need to talk about this dokking shit. 137 00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:49,436 - What's there to talk about? - Yes or no? 138 00:09:49,471 --> 00:09:52,769 You and your friends are blackmailing kids online with dirt you get on them. 139 00:09:52,804 --> 00:09:54,739 That's dokking, right? 140 00:09:54,774 --> 00:09:56,740 You call yourselves The Dokkers? 141 00:09:56,776 --> 00:09:58,748 Can't even spell it right. 142 00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:00,709 Go ahead. 143 00:10:00,745 --> 00:10:02,013 Defend it, Max. 144 00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:05,117 Not with Max facts. Defend the indefensible. 145 00:10:07,421 --> 00:10:09,125 I sue, Max. 146 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,892 I don't get sued. 147 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,328 [crickets chirping] 148 00:10:32,646 --> 00:10:34,850 [keyboard clatters] 149 00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:55,199 What were you doing, Scribble? 150 00:10:55,235 --> 00:10:58,635 Did I just see student records on your screen again? 151 00:10:58,671 --> 00:11:01,075 [chuckles] No. 152 00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:05,547 Did that ten-day suspension and fine teach you anything? 153 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:06,878 Check with the tech department. 154 00:11:06,914 --> 00:11:08,952 They can see what I do in there. 155 00:11:08,987 --> 00:11:09,978 [sighs] 156 00:11:10,014 --> 00:11:12,617 I want your things searched. 157 00:11:12,652 --> 00:11:15,123 I know what I saw. 158 00:11:15,158 --> 00:11:16,254 So do I. 159 00:11:18,461 --> 00:11:19,895 What's with the wink? 160 00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:24,130 You know what I learned from last time? 161 00:11:24,829 --> 00:11:27,331 I got my ass beat 162 00:11:27,367 --> 00:11:32,137 and my best gaming computer sold to pay for that fine. 163 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:36,038 You screw me again, and I'm gonna screw back. 164 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:39,013 Now you're threatening a teacher? 165 00:11:39,877 --> 00:11:41,745 I'm promising. 166 00:11:41,781 --> 00:11:43,778 Maybe you get dokked 167 00:11:43,813 --> 00:11:47,183 and the district gets some pics I found of you back in the day. 168 00:11:47,218 --> 00:11:52,255 Some reefer with the frat boys... 169 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:56,098 drinking beer from some sorority chick's vag. 170 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:58,131 [slurps] 171 00:12:03,672 --> 00:12:05,367 All right, another example. 172 00:12:05,402 --> 00:12:07,776 You kids, I believe, if I'm not mistaken, 173 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,912 have all grown up with the urban legend 174 00:12:09,947 --> 00:12:15,110 of the Halloween candy spiked with razors and needles. 175 00:12:15,145 --> 00:12:16,485 Anyone here ever heard of that? 176 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:17,753 Heard of that? Show of hands. 177 00:12:17,789 --> 00:12:19,320 Show of hands if you've heard of that. Yep. 178 00:12:19,356 --> 00:12:20,688 Yeah. Me too. 179 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:23,289 Even when I was a kid. Question: 180 00:12:23,324 --> 00:12:26,991 Who here knows a single person who that's actually happened to? 181 00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:28,189 - Yeah, it, um... - [teacher] Max. 182 00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:29,832 ...it happened back in the 70's. 183 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:32,767 Yes, back in the 70's. A father poisoned his son. 184 00:12:32,803 --> 00:12:34,430 That was a single isolated case, Max. 185 00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:38,237 Well, there have been more, you know, copycats. 186 00:12:38,904 --> 00:12:41,177 Okay, well prove it. 187 00:12:41,212 --> 00:12:43,505 Find me one. 188 00:12:43,541 --> 00:12:45,911 No, right now. I want you to get your phone out, 189 00:12:45,947 --> 00:12:46,911 that's fine, you have my permission. 190 00:12:46,946 --> 00:12:48,747 Go ahead and find a single case 191 00:12:48,782 --> 00:12:50,320 other than the 70's guy. 192 00:12:50,355 --> 00:12:51,654 I don't think you will. 193 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:53,916 What I believe happened is that the media 194 00:12:53,952 --> 00:12:55,990 sensationalized it. 195 00:12:56,025 --> 00:13:00,996 Blew it up until eventually... it became fact. 196 00:13:03,526 --> 00:13:06,529 How many of you have seen this character? 197 00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:11,003 This school, just like all over the country, 198 00:13:11,038 --> 00:13:13,102 received a warning that this image 199 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:15,238 could show up along with text, 200 00:13:15,273 --> 00:13:17,808 urging children to kill themselves. 201 00:13:17,844 --> 00:13:19,311 Yeah, and it's true. 202 00:13:19,346 --> 00:13:21,883 I mean, they embedded that message into online videos 203 00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:23,653 and then they used apps to send it to kids. 204 00:13:23,688 --> 00:13:25,517 I mean, are you saying this isn't true? 205 00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:26,852 No, no. 206 00:13:26,887 --> 00:13:27,886 What I'm saying is that no one's 207 00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:29,386 provided any evidence, Max. 208 00:13:29,422 --> 00:13:32,928 That's the key component. This missing evidence. 209 00:13:32,964 --> 00:13:35,625 Lockjaw, that's the urban legend around here, right? 210 00:13:35,661 --> 00:13:39,394 The creepy guy that supposedly lives in the sludge ponds. 211 00:13:39,430 --> 00:13:42,598 Anyone here ever actually seen Lockjaw? 212 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,103 Ooh, boogeyman's coming. Be afraid. 213 00:13:46,139 --> 00:13:48,044 No evidence, no reason to be scared. 214 00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:50,638 - Yet, this and all the others... - Just look at it. 215 00:13:50,674 --> 00:13:53,845 - It's not that scary. - ...spread like wildfire 216 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,284 because of social media. 217 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,112 [girl crying] 218 00:13:56,147 --> 00:13:57,985 These are what I like to term 219 00:13:58,021 --> 00:14:01,318 your razors in the Halloween candy urban legends. 220 00:14:01,353 --> 00:14:03,022 They're not just urban legends, Mr. Lewis. 221 00:14:03,057 --> 00:14:04,823 It's true. I've read it in the news. 222 00:14:04,858 --> 00:14:07,092 This stuff is all real. 223 00:14:07,127 --> 00:14:11,165 Unfortunately, real suicides do occur. 224 00:14:12,429 --> 00:14:14,463 However, not a single one of them 225 00:14:14,498 --> 00:14:17,301 is in any way proven to have any correlation 226 00:14:17,336 --> 00:14:21,077 or connection to this, Redfish, bulgy-eye guy 227 00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:24,277 or any other suicide challenge or any other urban legend. 228 00:14:24,976 --> 00:14:26,881 Which is why... 229 00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:29,183 you all are going to, drum roll... 230 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:33,349 You're gonna create your own urban legends. 231 00:14:33,384 --> 00:14:35,085 I want you to create an urban legend 232 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:37,123 to see how false information 233 00:14:37,158 --> 00:14:39,221 - becomes accepted as fact... - [crying] 234 00:14:39,256 --> 00:14:41,228 ...without proper diligence. 235 00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:43,864 Why is she crying? 236 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:46,534 She's always crying about something. 237 00:14:46,569 --> 00:14:48,567 [crying continues] 238 00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:50,065 Jeni? 239 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:51,539 Jeni, look at me. 240 00:14:51,575 --> 00:14:53,608 Jeni, are you okay? 241 00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:54,642 You need to see the nurse? 242 00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,546 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 243 00:14:56,581 --> 00:14:58,344 [teacher] Okay, that's fine. 244 00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:00,582 Go ahead and close your books. That's fine. Come on. 245 00:15:00,618 --> 00:15:03,586 This-this stuff scares me. 246 00:15:03,621 --> 00:15:05,421 Everything fucking scares her. 247 00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:06,748 What's that, Ayla? 248 00:15:08,426 --> 00:15:09,853 Nothing, Mr. Lewis. 249 00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:11,487 [Jeni cries] 250 00:15:11,523 --> 00:15:14,630 Uh, everyone, go ahead and get a head start 251 00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:17,328 on picking your urban legends. 252 00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:19,662 I want you to try to write five right now. 253 00:15:21,065 --> 00:15:23,237 It's ridiculous. 254 00:15:30,947 --> 00:15:32,879 You're the only one other than me 255 00:15:32,914 --> 00:15:34,342 who knows how to hold a camera. 256 00:15:34,378 --> 00:15:37,348 Besides, this one's gonna be big. 257 00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:39,315 Dude, you've been saying that for every video. 258 00:15:39,351 --> 00:15:40,716 Just get Mighty to hold the camera. 259 00:15:40,785 --> 00:15:42,791 - I don't wanna hold the camera. - Hold the goddamn camera. 260 00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:45,127 Mighty's a watcher, not a doer. 261 00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:47,327 Prick. 262 00:15:48,227 --> 00:15:50,966 Well, besides that I'm grounded, 263 00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:54,065 and I'm tired of Bum Wars 'cause it's stupid. 264 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,399 No, it's not. People love it. 265 00:15:56,434 --> 00:15:58,306 Yeah, and by people you mean you. 266 00:15:58,341 --> 00:16:00,775 Yeah, check the comments, Bran. Nobody likes your Bum Wars. 267 00:16:00,811 --> 00:16:03,640 [Bran] It's Bum Fites, idiots. 268 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,817 [Snack] You know, guys, I think my dad's right. 269 00:16:07,852 --> 00:16:09,148 We should probably find a better hangout. 270 00:16:09,183 --> 00:16:10,653 I mean, what if the guard comes back? 271 00:16:10,688 --> 00:16:13,951 Get the sand out your gina. 272 00:16:13,987 --> 00:16:16,125 [both] It's vagina. 273 00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,292 - [knocking on door] - [door opens] 274 00:16:22,328 --> 00:16:25,398 Mr. Lewis. Do you have a moment? 275 00:16:26,065 --> 00:16:27,762 Come on in, boss lady. 276 00:16:27,798 --> 00:16:31,206 So I understand you had an incident in class today. 277 00:16:31,771 --> 00:16:33,272 Jeni Lynn. 278 00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:37,209 Oh, yeah, she gets scared super easily. 279 00:16:37,244 --> 00:16:38,640 I let her leave class a little early. 280 00:16:38,675 --> 00:16:41,381 Well, someone filed a complaint, Brent. 281 00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,948 Complaint, really? 282 00:16:43,984 --> 00:16:45,283 Was it her parents? 283 00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:48,889 No, a-a student. Someone in your class. 284 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,656 Uh... can you say who it was? 285 00:16:53,565 --> 00:16:55,230 I removed the name. 286 00:16:57,034 --> 00:17:00,202 Can you read that in here in these dim lights? 287 00:17:05,409 --> 00:17:06,769 Uh... 288 00:17:08,979 --> 00:17:11,578 Okay, I gotta say, Principle Gress, 289 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,409 this-this sounds like a complaint against the school, not me. 290 00:17:14,444 --> 00:17:16,081 Yeah, well, we called her down. 291 00:17:16,116 --> 00:17:17,546 She said it happened right after 292 00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:20,089 you showed another scary picture in class. 293 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:23,687 Um, all of that was included in the lesson plan. 294 00:17:23,723 --> 00:17:26,192 Now, what you're referencing was central to the lesson. 295 00:17:26,228 --> 00:17:28,997 Suicide is central to a history lesson? 296 00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:31,461 We need to revisit your lesson plans. 297 00:17:31,496 --> 00:17:32,867 You approved them each week already. 298 00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,335 Yes, but to be fair, Brent, 299 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:36,633 this isn't the first complaint we've had about you. 300 00:17:36,669 --> 00:17:38,733 No, that's not fair. This one is not about me at all. 301 00:17:38,769 --> 00:17:41,505 It doesn't seem to be about me or my content. 302 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:43,940 No, no, this person is upset and wondering 303 00:17:43,976 --> 00:17:47,916 why Jeni Lynn is allowed to be in a regular education classroom. 304 00:17:47,952 --> 00:17:50,184 "Jeni holds back the entire class, 305 00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:53,253 and Mr. Lewis can't teach for 15 minutes 306 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,389 without having to stop and see if she's okay." 307 00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:57,926 - That's true. - It's certainly about you, Brent. 308 00:17:57,961 --> 00:18:00,056 You're an out of the box teacher. 309 00:18:00,091 --> 00:18:01,090 [both sigh] 310 00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,729 Talk tomorrow. 311 00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:04,431 [Brent sighs] 312 00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:10,134 [hand slams] 313 00:18:10,169 --> 00:18:12,770 [ominous music playing] 314 00:18:12,805 --> 00:18:16,206 Aren't you worried about that security guard coming back? 315 00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:17,539 He ain't coming back. 316 00:18:17,575 --> 00:18:19,681 Max's dad talked to him, I bet. 317 00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:21,376 Well, if you say so. 318 00:18:21,411 --> 00:18:23,615 Ooh, that's a good one. 319 00:18:25,251 --> 00:18:27,249 [Mighty] How did you get these? 320 00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:28,917 You don't wanna know? 321 00:18:30,257 --> 00:18:34,862 If she finds out, we're both dead. 322 00:18:34,898 --> 00:18:37,326 She ain't gonna find out. 323 00:18:37,362 --> 00:18:40,203 [Mighty and Bran laughing] 324 00:18:59,087 --> 00:19:01,653 [Mighty and Bran laughing] 325 00:19:04,826 --> 00:19:06,821 [chuckles] 326 00:19:06,856 --> 00:19:08,959 What the fuck are you guys laughing at? 327 00:19:08,994 --> 00:19:11,627 Ayla, they were probably just laughing about, you know, Jeni Russel. 328 00:19:11,662 --> 00:19:13,267 Like how she freaked out in class today. 329 00:19:13,302 --> 00:19:15,564 - You know, she's a baby. - It's pathetic. 330 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,999 She doesn't belong in that class. 331 00:19:19,507 --> 00:19:22,841 I filed a complaint about her today in the office. 332 00:19:22,877 --> 00:19:24,606 Seriously? 333 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:27,377 We are in the same class as a girl 334 00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:30,319 who stops us every ten minutes... 335 00:19:31,384 --> 00:19:33,619 because she's scared of something. 336 00:19:34,617 --> 00:19:36,685 Is Mr. Lewis in trouble now? 337 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,687 No, I don't have any issue with him. 338 00:19:38,722 --> 00:19:41,060 It's not his fault she's in there. 339 00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:43,398 I'm just sick of her. 340 00:19:44,365 --> 00:19:46,830 You know why she's in that class? 341 00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:51,167 Because her parents want her in there. 342 00:19:51,202 --> 00:19:52,737 It's a joke. 343 00:19:52,772 --> 00:19:57,511 I'm offended as someone who gets the same grades as her. 344 00:19:58,176 --> 00:19:59,645 Aren't you? 345 00:20:01,611 --> 00:20:03,880 Not sure complaining was cool. 346 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,484 Mr. Lewis made you look like an idiot today. 347 00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:10,384 I'm down for dokking Lewis. 348 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:11,657 [Ayla] No, I... 349 00:20:12,855 --> 00:20:16,332 I want this urban legend project to rock. 350 00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:18,433 How? 351 00:20:20,905 --> 00:20:24,637 We make it way more scary. 352 00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:28,608 Like really scary. 353 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:33,977 And then we make our own online challenge. 354 00:20:34,012 --> 00:20:36,412 You're not talking about like getting kids to kill themselves 355 00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:38,282 like for real, are you? 356 00:20:38,317 --> 00:20:40,417 [ominous music playing] 357 00:20:40,452 --> 00:20:46,989 We will go right to the edge. 358 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:50,663 [sighs] 359 00:20:51,196 --> 00:20:53,469 Yes! I'm in! 360 00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,465 [Ken] You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 361 00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,371 I'm your host Monster Mash Ken. 362 00:20:57,406 --> 00:20:59,971 And with missing people, where do they go? 363 00:21:00,007 --> 00:21:02,576 You see all these different cases. What are you thinking? 364 00:21:02,611 --> 00:21:04,947 [woman] Alien abductions, mass disappearances. 365 00:21:04,982 --> 00:21:06,610 I mean, you know, the rapture. 366 00:21:06,646 --> 00:21:08,216 Has something religious occurred? 367 00:21:08,252 --> 00:21:09,847 I have no idea but I can't imagine 368 00:21:09,882 --> 00:21:12,084 what the families are going through, it's crazy. 369 00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:14,783 [Ken] It's hard to believe that people still disappear these days. 370 00:21:14,818 --> 00:21:17,354 With all the technology out there... 371 00:21:17,389 --> 00:21:19,692 Hey, Vector, come here. 372 00:21:20,391 --> 00:21:22,728 [Vector beeping] 373 00:21:28,268 --> 00:21:29,966 How do I disappear? 374 00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:32,804 [Vector beeping] 375 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:37,908 Haven't you ever wanted to disappear? 376 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:40,779 [Vector beeping] 377 00:21:43,184 --> 00:21:45,019 [Vector] Nineteen. 378 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:48,088 - Another card? - No. 379 00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:51,291 [Vector] Nine... 14. 380 00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:55,127 [beeps] Eighteen. You win. 381 00:21:55,162 --> 00:21:56,993 [beeps and whirs] 382 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,473 [knocks on window] 383 00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:18,652 [door knob clicks] 384 00:22:31,869 --> 00:22:33,095 [floor creaks] 385 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,580 [man coughing] 386 00:22:59,292 --> 00:23:01,057 [door creaks] 387 00:23:02,128 --> 00:23:03,664 Come on. 388 00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:07,534 Dude, you can't knock on my window so damn loud. 389 00:23:07,570 --> 00:23:09,503 - You're gonna wake up my parents. - So? 390 00:23:09,538 --> 00:23:11,434 Okay. Why would I expect you to get it? 391 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:12,638 Where are we going? 392 00:23:12,673 --> 00:23:16,674 Follow me, Mr. My Parents Are Gonna Hear Me. 393 00:23:16,710 --> 00:23:18,610 [mocking] You're gonna wake up my parents. 394 00:23:18,645 --> 00:23:21,110 - Holy shit, shut the hell up. - No! 395 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:25,147 Just follow me, idiot. 396 00:23:42,502 --> 00:23:44,039 [Bran] Don't cut off heads. 397 00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:45,904 Yeah, I know, I know. 398 00:23:46,703 --> 00:23:48,638 Just record the video. 399 00:23:48,673 --> 00:23:50,839 I can file my face out in post. 400 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:52,710 You mean, tile your face, Bran. 401 00:23:52,745 --> 00:23:54,779 Wait, why do you need to tile your face? 402 00:23:54,814 --> 00:23:57,650 Bran here with another Bran-tastic video. 403 00:23:57,685 --> 00:24:01,156 Welcome to the first episode of Bum Wars. 404 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:03,125 [Snack] Dude, bring it down. 405 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,858 Shut the hell up and shoot. 406 00:24:15,567 --> 00:24:17,804 [ominous music playing] 407 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:32,482 [snoring] [muttering] 408 00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:34,518 Bran, what the hell? 409 00:24:34,553 --> 00:24:37,087 [intense music playing] 410 00:24:43,962 --> 00:24:46,101 [Snack] Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 411 00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:48,698 - Tada! - [man screams] 412 00:24:48,734 --> 00:24:52,102 - Go, go, go! - [screaming] 413 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,017 [toilet flushes] 414 00:25:26,207 --> 00:25:27,742 [door opens] 415 00:25:37,514 --> 00:25:40,018 [sighs] 416 00:25:48,594 --> 00:25:50,633 [students chattering] 417 00:25:58,974 --> 00:26:00,509 [Snack on video] Bran, what the hell? Jesus Christ! 418 00:26:00,544 --> 00:26:03,577 - [Bran on video] Tada! - [man screams] 419 00:26:03,613 --> 00:26:07,342 - Go, go, go, go! - [man screaming] 420 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:18,460 [crickets chirping] 421 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:20,692 [Snack] Hey, guys, my parents said 422 00:26:20,727 --> 00:26:23,862 I can't be in The Dokkers anymore. 423 00:26:23,897 --> 00:26:26,900 I-I'm sorry. I can't do anything about it. 424 00:26:28,698 --> 00:26:30,470 Hey, guys. 425 00:26:30,505 --> 00:26:31,932 My parents said I can't be in-- 426 00:26:31,968 --> 00:26:33,907 - [loud bang] - Shit! 427 00:26:34,705 --> 00:26:36,739 Shit, oh, my God! 428 00:26:36,774 --> 00:26:38,245 [ominous music playing] 429 00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:41,178 Oh, Jesus Christ. 430 00:26:43,283 --> 00:26:45,347 [grunts] 431 00:26:52,823 --> 00:26:56,864 [snarling and snorting] 432 00:26:57,729 --> 00:26:59,663 - [loud splash] - Shit! 433 00:26:59,698 --> 00:27:02,329 [intense music playing] 434 00:27:02,364 --> 00:27:04,368 Guys, guys, you're not gonna believe this! 435 00:27:04,404 --> 00:27:07,171 [coughing] 436 00:27:10,512 --> 00:27:12,345 There's something in the pond! 437 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:14,648 [crickets chirping] 438 00:27:14,683 --> 00:27:17,016 Nothing could live in there, Snack. 439 00:27:17,051 --> 00:27:19,485 Okay, well I heard it over there and it jumped in there. 440 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:22,153 Get off the weed, Snack. 441 00:27:31,829 --> 00:27:33,730 [insulin pump beeping] 442 00:27:33,765 --> 00:27:36,097 Mighty needs to be fed. 443 00:27:36,133 --> 00:27:38,536 My blood sugar's low, dumb-ass. 444 00:27:38,572 --> 00:27:41,172 [beeping continues] 445 00:27:44,713 --> 00:27:47,077 Can somebody fart and liven this up? 446 00:27:47,112 --> 00:27:51,853 - [growling] - [suspenseful music playing] 447 00:27:52,485 --> 00:27:53,783 [clanking] 448 00:27:53,818 --> 00:27:55,989 What the hell was that? 449 00:27:58,989 --> 00:28:00,455 [Snack] Is that the guard? 450 00:28:01,626 --> 00:28:02,996 [Ayla] No. 451 00:28:18,148 --> 00:28:19,342 [body thuds] 452 00:28:24,214 --> 00:28:26,316 [Max] What the hell is that thing? 453 00:28:31,822 --> 00:28:33,323 Ew, be careful. 454 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,474 [flesh squishes] 455 00:28:47,510 --> 00:28:49,006 [Snack] It can't be human. 456 00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,346 [Bran] It's covered in crockamoley. 457 00:28:51,382 --> 00:28:54,716 [all] Guacamole, dumbass. 458 00:28:54,751 --> 00:28:57,885 We need to find a place to hide this thing. 459 00:28:57,921 --> 00:29:01,351 At least until we figure out what the hell it is. 460 00:29:07,462 --> 00:29:09,830 [creature snorts] 461 00:29:09,865 --> 00:29:12,362 - [intense music playing] - [body scrapes] 462 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:31,986 [Snack grunts] 463 00:29:37,989 --> 00:29:39,690 [Mighty] Keep it moving, guys. 464 00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:41,760 [Max] Ah, dammit. 465 00:29:41,796 --> 00:29:44,825 Guys, let's just get it in there. 466 00:29:44,861 --> 00:29:49,135 Max, find something to restrain this thing for the time being. 467 00:29:50,001 --> 00:29:53,103 I mean, I know, but just... 468 00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:54,974 There's gotta be something around here. 469 00:29:55,009 --> 00:29:57,679 I mean, this place is littered with shit. 470 00:29:57,714 --> 00:30:01,482 Just ropes, chains, I don't know. 471 00:30:01,517 --> 00:30:03,547 Whatever will hold it. 472 00:30:03,582 --> 00:30:04,612 On it. 473 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:08,022 I mean, it looks so human. 474 00:30:08,623 --> 00:30:10,090 What if it can talk? 475 00:30:11,794 --> 00:30:13,291 - [bat whacks] - [flesh squishes] 476 00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:22,036 Speak softly, carry a big stick. 477 00:30:27,537 --> 00:30:29,840 [Snack sighs] We need to get it food and water. 478 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,073 How do you know that? 479 00:30:31,108 --> 00:30:32,910 I mean, it's alive, isn't it? 480 00:30:32,945 --> 00:30:34,574 I mean, it has to eat and drink. 481 00:30:34,610 --> 00:30:36,478 Well, hey, kangaroo rats can go their whole lives 482 00:30:36,514 --> 00:30:38,919 - without drinking water, so. - Max, look at me. 483 00:30:38,954 --> 00:30:40,983 Does that look like a goddamn kangaroo to you? 484 00:30:41,018 --> 00:30:42,823 [insulin pump beeping] 485 00:30:42,859 --> 00:30:44,023 - [sighs] - [Ayla] Oh, Jesus, Mighty. 486 00:30:44,058 --> 00:30:46,388 Can you turn that damn insulin pump off? 487 00:30:46,423 --> 00:30:49,028 [Mighty] Everybody shits on the diabetic kid. 488 00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:52,697 - [body thrashes] - [intense music playing] 489 00:30:52,732 --> 00:30:54,233 [creature snorts] 490 00:31:00,977 --> 00:31:02,871 Well, at the least the restraints are holding. 491 00:31:02,907 --> 00:31:04,109 Yeah, for now. 492 00:31:04,144 --> 00:31:07,279 - [creature sniffing] - Why the sniffing? 493 00:31:09,885 --> 00:31:12,152 Guys, what the hell is it smelling? 494 00:31:12,585 --> 00:31:13,648 Dinner. 495 00:31:14,986 --> 00:31:16,992 [creature sniffing] 496 00:31:24,897 --> 00:31:26,496 [Ayla] Bran, hold up. 497 00:31:28,604 --> 00:31:29,697 Give me the camera. 498 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,370 - No. - [Scribble] Give me the camera. 499 00:31:37,639 --> 00:31:39,377 [Ayla] You'll get it back when it's time. 500 00:31:41,115 --> 00:31:43,515 Delete those perv shots he's got of me, too. 501 00:31:43,551 --> 00:31:44,311 All right. 502 00:31:44,347 --> 00:31:47,050 I-I won't post anything. I swear. 503 00:31:47,085 --> 00:31:49,755 That's right, you're not. Bye. 504 00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:51,326 Guys, get him outta here. 505 00:31:51,362 --> 00:31:52,552 We'll catch up. 506 00:31:52,588 --> 00:31:56,295 - It'll be fine. Relax. - [Bran] Shut up. 507 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,128 If it gets loose, we're dead. 508 00:32:01,164 --> 00:32:02,763 [crickets chirping] 509 00:32:05,368 --> 00:32:07,603 How long have we been coming here? 510 00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,441 I don't know. 511 00:32:11,175 --> 00:32:13,708 A few years, I guess. Why? 512 00:32:14,647 --> 00:32:16,280 Right. 513 00:32:16,315 --> 00:32:19,412 And we haven't seen this thing until today. 514 00:32:19,448 --> 00:32:21,855 I mean, it's gotta be new here. 515 00:32:21,891 --> 00:32:23,687 I've sure as hell never seen it. 516 00:32:23,722 --> 00:32:25,093 Exactly. 517 00:32:27,262 --> 00:32:30,164 What happens when this place opens up for Halloween? 518 00:32:31,661 --> 00:32:34,900 We can't have this thing going nuts on customers. 519 00:32:34,936 --> 00:32:37,336 - That would be bad. - Yeah. 520 00:32:39,936 --> 00:32:41,373 For me. 521 00:32:44,845 --> 00:32:47,709 I can't lose this place. 522 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:52,619 This is my escape. 523 00:32:52,655 --> 00:32:54,782 I mean, you know that. 524 00:32:58,090 --> 00:33:00,188 Better than anybody else. 525 00:33:00,223 --> 00:33:02,229 [creature growls softly] 526 00:33:09,935 --> 00:33:11,733 [creature roars] 527 00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:26,352 [Scribble] So we're really gonna do this? 528 00:33:28,184 --> 00:33:30,290 I think I need this. 529 00:33:32,659 --> 00:33:33,722 So do I. 530 00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:37,363 [motorcycle approaching] 531 00:33:40,704 --> 00:33:43,105 My house is just as empty. 532 00:33:58,715 --> 00:34:01,618 I'm gonna hang out until your mom gets home. 533 00:34:02,285 --> 00:34:03,785 You should get inside. 534 00:34:06,925 --> 00:34:08,625 [Ayla sighs] 535 00:34:13,869 --> 00:34:15,836 Thanks for walking me home. 536 00:34:15,871 --> 00:34:17,300 You should come to my place. 537 00:34:17,336 --> 00:34:19,471 You could stay over if you want. 538 00:34:27,715 --> 00:34:28,810 Good night. 539 00:34:34,118 --> 00:34:35,850 [bottles clink] 540 00:34:37,858 --> 00:34:40,028 Wanna hang out? 541 00:34:40,063 --> 00:34:43,495 - When's my mom getting home? - Whenever. 542 00:34:44,327 --> 00:34:46,201 I'm the babysitter. 543 00:34:49,703 --> 00:34:51,635 [sighs] 544 00:35:01,146 --> 00:35:02,646 Where's the remote? 545 00:35:04,215 --> 00:35:06,419 [woman on TV indistinct] 546 00:35:09,385 --> 00:35:11,754 [man on TV indistinct] 547 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:24,305 [ominous music playing] 548 00:35:29,505 --> 00:35:32,280 [indistinct chattering on TV] 549 00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:44,649 - [Vector] Tomatoes. - [beeps] 550 00:36:48,053 --> 00:36:49,687 [mouthing] 551 00:36:51,025 --> 00:36:53,889 [dramatic music playing] 552 00:37:26,358 --> 00:37:28,429 [suspenseful music playing] 553 00:37:43,111 --> 00:37:46,046 [creature sniffs and snorts] 554 00:37:46,081 --> 00:37:49,681 Four, five, six, seven, eight... 555 00:37:53,018 --> 00:37:54,116 [coughs] 556 00:37:54,152 --> 00:37:55,819 [panting] 557 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,395 [creature snorts] 558 00:38:09,937 --> 00:38:11,399 [panting] 559 00:38:11,434 --> 00:38:13,133 [creature growls] 560 00:38:24,414 --> 00:38:27,048 [slurps meat] 561 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,019 [package thuds] 562 00:38:38,132 --> 00:38:40,061 [Snack breathes heavily] 563 00:39:16,467 --> 00:39:18,805 [creature growling] 564 00:39:18,841 --> 00:39:21,036 [gulping] 565 00:39:22,273 --> 00:39:24,138 [chuckles] 566 00:39:34,884 --> 00:39:37,052 I've gotta get you tied back up. 567 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:47,202 Hey, Dad, um, have you ever heard of Lockjaw? 568 00:39:47,237 --> 00:39:50,433 Yeah, it comes from tetanus or rabies. 569 00:39:50,468 --> 00:39:51,834 Why, are you feeling sick? 570 00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:54,100 [sighs] No, I'm talking about the weird guy 571 00:39:54,136 --> 00:39:57,276 people say used to live by Field of Screams. 572 00:39:57,311 --> 00:39:59,881 Yeah, there was this one guy. 573 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:04,549 I don't remember if people said he was a molester, crazy or something. 574 00:40:04,584 --> 00:40:05,815 A lot of homeless people out that way, 575 00:40:05,851 --> 00:40:08,286 which is why we don't want you hanging out there. 576 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:09,885 One of the reasons, anyway. 577 00:40:09,921 --> 00:40:12,360 Well, I mean-- I mean, did you ever see him? 578 00:40:12,395 --> 00:40:15,555 - Was he real? - I work with facts, Max. 579 00:40:15,590 --> 00:40:17,794 Not Max facts. 580 00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:20,530 And, no, I never saw him or know anyone who has. 581 00:40:20,566 --> 00:40:22,530 All right, all right. Cool. 582 00:40:22,566 --> 00:40:23,965 Cool, cool. Thanks. 583 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,899 I'm less worried about homeless child molesters 584 00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:28,202 than I am this Ayla girl you like. 585 00:40:28,237 --> 00:40:33,642 [sighs] Oh, goddammit. Okay, Dad, I don't like her. 586 00:40:33,677 --> 00:40:35,650 Especially like that, so... 587 00:40:35,685 --> 00:40:38,949 Your mother says your underwear in the laundry says otherwise. 588 00:40:41,924 --> 00:40:44,251 Facts, Max. 589 00:40:45,025 --> 00:40:47,490 [sighs] 590 00:40:47,525 --> 00:40:49,927 [dramatic music playing] 591 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:17,889 [gunshot] 592 00:41:19,461 --> 00:41:21,123 So who taught you how to shoot? 593 00:41:28,332 --> 00:41:29,637 Wait. 594 00:41:30,468 --> 00:41:32,401 Here, like this. 595 00:41:32,436 --> 00:41:33,905 Both hands up. 596 00:41:34,836 --> 00:41:37,642 It's not like the movies. 597 00:41:37,677 --> 00:41:42,111 Just relax your shoulders... then shoot. 598 00:41:56,561 --> 00:41:58,798 I wanna scare people. 599 00:42:00,103 --> 00:42:02,067 [ominous music playing] 600 00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:03,231 I mean... 601 00:42:07,143 --> 00:42:08,907 this could be great. 602 00:42:15,084 --> 00:42:17,047 Does it scare you? 603 00:42:18,748 --> 00:42:20,347 Only if it gets loose. 604 00:42:22,591 --> 00:42:24,824 Let's make sure that doesn't happen then. 605 00:42:26,061 --> 00:42:27,695 [gunshot] 606 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,430 Seriously? 607 00:42:33,465 --> 00:42:35,362 No raw hamburger? 608 00:42:35,397 --> 00:42:38,204 Monsters always go for raw hamburger in the movies. 609 00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:39,569 We didn't have any. 610 00:42:39,605 --> 00:42:41,542 Who doesn't have hamburger? 611 00:42:41,577 --> 00:42:44,274 - That pump thing smells. - It's Phenol. 612 00:42:44,309 --> 00:42:47,308 It's a chemical they use in his insulin or something like that. 613 00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:49,380 Is that a Max fact? 614 00:42:49,416 --> 00:42:51,547 Look it up, ass hat. 615 00:42:51,583 --> 00:42:53,380 And that's why, Max, 616 00:42:53,416 --> 00:42:56,658 you're going to be writing all the online content for this. 617 00:42:58,223 --> 00:43:01,894 Once Scribble has a page up, Bran, you get the footage. 618 00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:04,662 But everything you do 619 00:43:04,698 --> 00:43:06,995 goes through me first, all right? 620 00:43:07,031 --> 00:43:09,163 I don't want you posting none of this. 621 00:43:09,198 --> 00:43:12,338 And don't show anybody who's not a Dokker. 622 00:43:12,373 --> 00:43:14,434 - Got it? - Got it. 623 00:43:15,944 --> 00:43:19,747 Scribble will be able to see everything that you do remotely. 624 00:43:20,479 --> 00:43:22,244 Just so you know. 625 00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,722 [ominous music playing] 626 00:43:35,430 --> 00:43:37,897 [suspenseful music playing] 627 00:44:05,394 --> 00:44:08,092 [creature breathing heavily] 628 00:44:27,942 --> 00:44:30,180 [creature sniffs] 629 00:44:41,626 --> 00:44:44,524 [creature snarls] 630 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:19,031 [creature breathing heavily] 631 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,405 - Do it. Please. - [gun cocks] 632 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,942 [Ayla gasps] 633 00:45:30,608 --> 00:45:31,910 [gunshot] 634 00:45:31,945 --> 00:45:34,776 - [intense music playing] - [ears ringing] 635 00:45:34,812 --> 00:45:38,952 [creature growling] 636 00:45:48,925 --> 00:45:52,933 It... it can smell fear. 637 00:45:53,998 --> 00:45:56,129 Is that Max fact or is that real? 638 00:45:56,165 --> 00:45:57,597 - [Bran screams] - Motherfucker! 639 00:45:57,632 --> 00:46:00,341 - You son of a bitch! - Bran, what is wrong with you? 640 00:46:00,376 --> 00:46:01,706 [overlapping chatter] 641 00:46:01,741 --> 00:46:03,041 Where do you think you're going? 642 00:46:03,077 --> 00:46:05,276 - You think this is-- - You think this is funny? 643 00:46:05,311 --> 00:46:07,712 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Waste of space! 644 00:46:07,747 --> 00:46:09,047 Everybody shut the hell up! 645 00:46:09,083 --> 00:46:10,513 Shut the hell up! - [Ayla] We're done with you now! 646 00:46:10,548 --> 00:46:11,685 [sighs] 647 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,086 Okay, it's not just a Max fact, okay. 648 00:46:14,121 --> 00:46:16,757 As soon as the thing starts sniffing, it goes nuts. 649 00:46:16,792 --> 00:46:18,184 It's Mighty's insulin pump setting it off. 650 00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:19,519 - It's not me. - Yes, it is. 651 00:46:19,555 --> 00:46:20,992 - Come on. - [Max] It's not the insulin pump, 652 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,896 It's not the insulin pump. It's the insulin. 653 00:46:22,932 --> 00:46:25,424 All right, that thing gives off a smell, right? 654 00:46:25,460 --> 00:46:27,996 So maybe it thinks it's the smell of fear. 655 00:46:28,031 --> 00:46:29,701 - [laughs] - [Max] What? 656 00:46:29,736 --> 00:46:31,768 How can anything smell fear? 657 00:46:31,803 --> 00:46:35,676 Um, no, I believe it. 658 00:46:35,711 --> 00:46:39,107 I mean, a few years ago before I moved, 659 00:46:39,143 --> 00:46:41,779 there was a dog, it was a-a big dog 660 00:46:41,815 --> 00:46:43,643 a couple houses down from me. 661 00:46:44,586 --> 00:46:46,053 And, man, I swear to God, 662 00:46:46,088 --> 00:46:49,554 like, if you showed that you were even a little bit afraid, 663 00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:51,389 it would go crazy. 664 00:46:51,424 --> 00:46:52,553 Maybe... 665 00:46:53,925 --> 00:46:57,827 Maybe it's like... a bear. 666 00:46:57,863 --> 00:47:00,528 You know how people say... 667 00:47:01,570 --> 00:47:04,800 it can smell when a girl... 668 00:47:04,836 --> 00:47:06,268 Okay, come on, Bran. 669 00:47:06,303 --> 00:47:07,840 - I don't have my period! - [Max] Come on. 670 00:47:07,875 --> 00:47:09,337 - [Ayla] What the hell? - Prove it then! 671 00:47:09,372 --> 00:47:11,177 - [indistinct yelling] - Get outta here! 672 00:47:11,212 --> 00:47:13,842 - I swear to God! Take him out! - [Max] Everybody settle down. 673 00:47:13,878 --> 00:47:15,477 Let's just sit down. 674 00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:17,446 All right? 675 00:47:26,691 --> 00:47:28,193 What now? 676 00:47:31,098 --> 00:47:34,034 Guys, this is what we're gonna do, all right? 677 00:47:34,667 --> 00:47:36,333 You and Max... 678 00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:39,334 figure out whatever you can. 679 00:47:39,369 --> 00:47:43,007 Snack, you and Bran, you guys have to get 680 00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:44,741 as much coverage on this as possible. 681 00:47:44,777 --> 00:47:47,047 We need that proof. 682 00:47:48,311 --> 00:47:51,214 Guys, what the hell are we doing? 683 00:47:51,250 --> 00:47:53,920 We need to call the cops or at least our parents. 684 00:47:53,956 --> 00:47:57,216 This thing could be an alien for all we know. 685 00:47:57,252 --> 00:47:59,026 We are in over our heads. 686 00:47:59,061 --> 00:48:01,061 - [ominous music playing] - [Ayla] You okay, Snack? 687 00:48:07,464 --> 00:48:10,532 I need to talk to you once everyone leaves. 688 00:48:14,576 --> 00:48:17,077 [ominous music playing] 689 00:48:17,943 --> 00:48:19,706 [Ayla] You haven't told anyone? 690 00:48:24,683 --> 00:48:25,885 No, Ayla. 691 00:48:25,921 --> 00:48:28,121 And-and I swore I wouldn't, didn't I? 692 00:48:29,118 --> 00:48:30,717 I mean, yeah, but... 693 00:48:32,024 --> 00:48:34,325 you seem kinda sketchy, Snack. 694 00:48:40,569 --> 00:48:42,267 Do you still wanna tell? 695 00:48:46,408 --> 00:48:49,703 [sighs] No. 696 00:48:52,711 --> 00:48:54,180 I hope not. 697 00:49:05,858 --> 00:49:07,490 Got monster shit on me. 698 00:49:09,665 --> 00:49:11,263 Everything good with Snack? 699 00:49:12,567 --> 00:49:14,059 Yeah, it's fine. 700 00:49:14,095 --> 00:49:15,432 Come here. 701 00:49:16,264 --> 00:49:18,171 Something to cheer you up. 702 00:49:20,434 --> 00:49:22,307 Bran's perv pics he got of you. 703 00:49:25,611 --> 00:49:26,577 Thanks. 704 00:49:26,613 --> 00:49:27,675 But wait... 705 00:49:28,417 --> 00:49:29,545 there's more. 706 00:49:31,048 --> 00:49:32,515 Jeni's personal cell. 707 00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,521 You didn't? 708 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:38,191 [chuckles] 709 00:49:40,629 --> 00:49:42,459 This is gonna be great. 710 00:49:46,029 --> 00:49:46,996 Thank you so much. 711 00:49:47,031 --> 00:49:49,565 [gentle music playing] 712 00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,222 Wait, I have something I wanna show you first. 713 00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:14,689 Why don't you change then? 714 00:50:15,929 --> 00:50:18,099 You smell like monster shit. 715 00:50:27,105 --> 00:50:29,638 [upbeat rock music playing] 716 00:51:03,272 --> 00:51:06,774 [rock music continues] 717 00:51:19,992 --> 00:51:21,921 [rock music continues] 718 00:52:01,297 --> 00:52:04,370 [no audible dialogue] 719 00:52:05,103 --> 00:52:07,373 [rock music continues] 720 00:52:55,087 --> 00:52:57,720 [no audible dialogue] 721 00:53:19,075 --> 00:53:20,512 [sighs] 722 00:53:22,445 --> 00:53:24,151 I called you both here because, 723 00:53:24,186 --> 00:53:27,450 well, obviously you get A's on the project. 724 00:53:27,485 --> 00:53:30,423 I mean, yeah, that video's incredible. 725 00:53:30,459 --> 00:53:35,160 [chuckles] Ten-thousand views in just over two weeks. 726 00:53:35,196 --> 00:53:37,430 You definitely hit the objective. 727 00:53:39,528 --> 00:53:42,468 This thing, how'd you do it? 728 00:53:43,234 --> 00:53:46,273 Well, it's Crockamoley. 729 00:53:46,309 --> 00:53:49,341 I'm sorry, Crock-Crock-- Crockamoley? Not Lockjaw? 730 00:53:49,376 --> 00:53:50,573 That's the urban legend around here, right? 731 00:53:50,608 --> 00:53:53,244 It's not Lockjaw, it's-it's Crockamoley. 732 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,842 Okay, all right. Well, Crockamoley 733 00:53:55,877 --> 00:53:58,351 is one scary special effect, let me say. 734 00:53:58,386 --> 00:54:01,121 Well, it's actually kinda funny that you say that. 735 00:54:01,156 --> 00:54:02,889 Yeah, we have a-- we have a friend. 736 00:54:02,924 --> 00:54:04,150 - Tom. - Yeah, Tom. 737 00:54:04,252 --> 00:54:07,961 He, uh, you know, he does makeup and special effects for movies. 738 00:54:07,996 --> 00:54:11,395 Not anything major but indie. 739 00:54:11,430 --> 00:54:13,695 Well, let me tell you to tell Tom, 740 00:54:13,730 --> 00:54:15,463 I think he's gonna win an Oscar someday. 741 00:54:15,498 --> 00:54:16,764 This project is incredible. 742 00:54:16,799 --> 00:54:19,899 He went above and beyond and so did you both. 743 00:54:19,934 --> 00:54:24,444 But I have to ask you to take this video down. 744 00:54:24,944 --> 00:54:28,107 Um, uh, why? 745 00:54:29,812 --> 00:54:32,412 Well, gun violence for one thing, Max. 746 00:54:32,447 --> 00:54:34,551 - They're digital effects. - [Brent] I know that, we've had complaints. 747 00:54:34,586 --> 00:54:37,624 Parents are very upset over the content. 748 00:54:37,660 --> 00:54:40,856 They're describing it as disturbing. They're saying it's scary. 749 00:54:40,892 --> 00:54:44,497 They're saying the content in this video is sick, Max. 750 00:54:44,533 --> 00:54:48,830 You both did... a little too good of a job, I'm afraid. 751 00:54:48,865 --> 00:54:51,330 How can you tell it's us? You can't see our faces. 752 00:54:51,366 --> 00:54:53,867 Well, because it's a high school class project and you're teenagers. 753 00:54:53,903 --> 00:54:55,668 You can't keep a secret. All the kids know, Max. 754 00:54:55,703 --> 00:54:56,936 They're probably just jealous 755 00:54:56,972 --> 00:54:59,444 'cause their crappy little Photoshop projects 756 00:54:59,479 --> 00:55:01,545 didn't turn out nearly as good as ours did. 757 00:55:01,581 --> 00:55:04,743 Look, between you and me, I understand that, 758 00:55:04,778 --> 00:55:06,585 and I couldn't agree more, Ayla. 759 00:55:06,620 --> 00:55:09,949 Now, but this project has gotten me in more hot water 760 00:55:09,984 --> 00:55:11,988 with administration than I care to touch on. 761 00:55:12,023 --> 00:55:14,957 - Did Jeni lose it again? - Punish us for doing a great job. 762 00:55:14,992 --> 00:55:18,229 - Yeah, I get it. - No, Max, you're not being punished. 763 00:55:18,264 --> 00:55:19,960 You still get the A's, okay. 764 00:55:19,996 --> 00:55:22,129 It's just you-you made it a little too lifelike. 765 00:55:22,164 --> 00:55:25,339 - It's a little too realistic. - How is that our problem? 766 00:55:25,374 --> 00:55:28,505 Mr. Lewis, you can't connect it to the school. 767 00:55:28,540 --> 00:55:29,936 You can't tell who's in the video. 768 00:55:29,971 --> 00:55:32,478 I-I mean, we even spoofed the IP address 769 00:55:32,513 --> 00:55:34,676 to make it look like it comes from New Mexico. 770 00:55:34,711 --> 00:55:37,984 Look, we have thousands of comments. 771 00:55:38,020 --> 00:55:40,316 This is how things spread. 772 00:55:40,351 --> 00:55:42,683 That's what you told us. 773 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,122 "Oh, my God!" "This is so good." 774 00:55:45,158 --> 00:55:47,159 "It looks so real." 775 00:55:47,194 --> 00:55:49,430 "Show us more Crockamoley." 776 00:55:49,465 --> 00:55:53,329 The comments just keep going. It says, it says... 777 00:55:53,364 --> 00:55:55,963 [ominous music playing] 778 00:55:55,999 --> 00:55:59,539 - That... - [Brent] What? What does it say? 779 00:56:05,109 --> 00:56:06,673 Nothing. 780 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:09,714 Look, I'm asking you both... 781 00:56:10,748 --> 00:56:13,080 with massive respect for all of the hard work 782 00:56:13,116 --> 00:56:17,056 that went into this video, please take the video down. 783 00:56:17,091 --> 00:56:23,924 Mr. Lewis, with all due respect for everything you've taught us about free speech, 784 00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,501 standing up for ourselves and censorship... 785 00:56:32,070 --> 00:56:33,166 No. 786 00:56:37,809 --> 00:56:40,580 So I'm guessing you're gonna fail us now, huh? 787 00:56:42,817 --> 00:56:44,979 No. 788 00:56:45,014 --> 00:56:47,851 - [ominous music playing] - [insects chirping] 789 00:56:51,225 --> 00:56:53,252 Well, it started out great. 790 00:56:54,393 --> 00:56:56,461 Now everyone thinks it's fake. 791 00:56:56,496 --> 00:56:58,691 I mean, Ayla, that's the internet. 792 00:56:58,727 --> 00:57:00,399 People shit on everything. 793 00:57:00,434 --> 00:57:02,463 Ten-thousand views is pretty good. 794 00:57:02,498 --> 00:57:04,198 It was a good run. 795 00:57:04,233 --> 00:57:07,535 You wouldn't know a good run if it hit you in your fat ass. 796 00:57:07,570 --> 00:57:09,002 The views have died off. 797 00:57:09,038 --> 00:57:13,177 It's because of these haters. These losers! 798 00:57:13,213 --> 00:57:14,742 God, I hate people! 799 00:57:14,778 --> 00:57:17,617 People are over it. It's boring. 800 00:57:19,854 --> 00:57:22,617 How the hell are we supposed to do the Crockamoley challenge 801 00:57:22,652 --> 00:57:24,855 if everyone says it's fake? 802 00:57:26,988 --> 00:57:31,158 Guys, we risked our lives for an A. 803 00:57:32,301 --> 00:57:35,162 And then we are told to take it down. 804 00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,566 Another lie! 805 00:57:37,601 --> 00:57:40,640 Another person screws us over! 806 00:57:47,043 --> 00:57:49,748 Nothing ever turns out like you're promised. 807 00:57:52,214 --> 00:57:54,955 God, I'd like to throw one of those haters in there! 808 00:57:54,990 --> 00:57:58,223 Yeah, record that. 809 00:57:58,258 --> 00:58:00,220 And then we'll post it. 810 00:58:01,826 --> 00:58:04,826 I mean, that's what we should do, right? 811 00:58:04,861 --> 00:58:07,062 Come on! We should do that, right? 812 00:58:11,535 --> 00:58:13,706 [insulin pump beeping] 813 00:58:15,005 --> 00:58:18,310 Um, sorry guys. I figured out why it's beeping. 814 00:58:18,345 --> 00:58:20,640 It's got a leak or something. 815 00:58:20,676 --> 00:58:23,379 I'll just fix that. 816 00:58:23,415 --> 00:58:24,710 [Crockamoley growls] 817 00:58:24,745 --> 00:58:27,753 Shut the hell up! 818 00:58:28,451 --> 00:58:31,691 [screams] 819 00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:05,857 - [Bran on video] Tada! - [man screams] 820 00:59:08,063 --> 00:59:10,730 [man screaming] 821 00:59:19,735 --> 00:59:22,236 [Bran on video] Tada! 822 00:59:24,410 --> 00:59:26,845 [gentle music playing] 823 01:01:30,030 --> 01:01:31,938 Why are you doing this? 824 01:01:31,974 --> 01:01:33,004 Why? 825 01:01:34,806 --> 01:01:37,404 We can't do this. We can't... 826 01:01:44,912 --> 01:01:46,919 Get off. Stop! 827 01:01:47,517 --> 01:01:48,789 Please. 828 01:01:52,591 --> 01:01:53,992 [Scribble] So what? 829 01:01:54,989 --> 01:01:56,291 You gonna fucking tell? 830 01:01:57,858 --> 01:01:59,228 Is that it? 831 01:02:01,829 --> 01:02:03,496 You swore. 832 01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,507 Why are you scared of us? 833 01:02:18,779 --> 01:02:20,183 I'm not. 834 01:02:22,483 --> 01:02:26,351 [clicks tongue] What would Crockamoley think? 835 01:02:26,386 --> 01:02:28,160 [sniffles] I have to get out of here. 836 01:02:28,195 --> 01:02:29,456 So go. 837 01:02:30,629 --> 01:02:32,492 [dramatic music playing] 838 01:02:56,590 --> 01:02:58,623 [Mighty] This is messed up. 839 01:02:58,659 --> 01:02:59,954 I mean, what if he flips out? 840 01:02:59,989 --> 01:03:02,124 What do we do? What then? 841 01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:06,966 Shut up, you blubbering baby. This is great. 842 01:03:07,933 --> 01:03:10,063 All right, you have my attention. 843 01:03:10,098 --> 01:03:11,704 I haven't eaten in a few days. 844 01:03:11,740 --> 01:03:13,837 All right, man. Well, you're in luck. 845 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,643 All you gotta do, come with us. 846 01:03:16,678 --> 01:03:20,109 We'll give you like... a hundred bucks. 847 01:03:20,144 --> 01:03:22,680 You! You're the one who set my hat on fire. 848 01:03:22,715 --> 01:03:25,079 Hey, hey, man. You're good. 849 01:03:25,115 --> 01:03:27,946 All is good. He won't touch you. 850 01:03:27,981 --> 01:03:29,280 We promise. 851 01:03:29,316 --> 01:03:32,392 Come on. It's only a short walk. 852 01:03:32,427 --> 01:03:35,060 [ominous music playing] 853 01:03:35,825 --> 01:03:37,326 Do you wanna see? 854 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:41,627 See what? 855 01:03:44,439 --> 01:03:45,901 You want me to go in here? 856 01:03:45,936 --> 01:03:47,969 We're gonna go in with you. 857 01:03:48,004 --> 01:03:51,339 Oh, good, 'cause for a second 858 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:55,548 I thought you guys might leave me the fuck alone. 859 01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:57,313 What's in there anyway, huh? 860 01:03:59,015 --> 01:04:01,454 Are you guys buying me a car? 861 01:04:01,489 --> 01:04:04,417 [Scribble] Just go, man. 862 01:04:04,452 --> 01:04:07,020 What the hell is wrong with you kids, huh? 863 01:04:07,055 --> 01:04:08,561 Why are you doing this? 864 01:04:08,596 --> 01:04:09,993 [Bran] We're shooting a video. 865 01:04:10,028 --> 01:04:13,697 We just wanna see your reaction. Come on. 866 01:04:13,732 --> 01:04:14,795 [ominous music playing] 867 01:04:14,831 --> 01:04:15,931 The last time 868 01:04:15,966 --> 01:04:18,236 I starred in one of your videos, 869 01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:21,407 you set me on fire while I was asleep, you little shit. 870 01:04:21,442 --> 01:04:22,503 [Scribble] Just go! 871 01:04:23,244 --> 01:04:24,642 [groans] 872 01:04:24,677 --> 01:04:27,712 [ominous music playing] 873 01:04:27,747 --> 01:04:30,016 [Crockamoley sniffs and snorts] 874 01:04:34,522 --> 01:04:36,154 What the hell is that? 875 01:04:38,490 --> 01:04:39,993 [sighs] 876 01:04:42,289 --> 01:04:44,591 [Crockamoley sniffs and snorts] 877 01:04:49,230 --> 01:04:51,202 Is this some sort of joke? 878 01:04:51,503 --> 01:04:52,566 Huh? 879 01:04:53,970 --> 01:04:55,976 What the hell is this? 880 01:05:04,585 --> 01:05:05,651 [Crockamoley snorts] 881 01:05:05,686 --> 01:05:07,647 [suspenseful music playing] 882 01:05:31,544 --> 01:05:34,007 [laughing] 883 01:05:34,043 --> 01:05:37,347 [Crockamoley snorts] 884 01:05:39,448 --> 01:05:42,088 Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 885 01:05:42,821 --> 01:05:45,723 This shit is awful. 886 01:05:45,758 --> 01:05:48,094 [intense music playing] 887 01:05:50,794 --> 01:05:52,593 [choking] 888 01:05:58,736 --> 01:06:00,639 [body thuds] 889 01:06:00,674 --> 01:06:02,707 [intense music playing] 890 01:06:02,742 --> 01:06:04,572 We just killed that guy! 891 01:06:15,885 --> 01:06:18,556 There's another Crockamoley video or whatever the hell it is. 892 01:06:18,592 --> 01:06:19,719 Did you see it? 893 01:06:20,628 --> 01:06:22,293 The shit looks real. 894 01:06:22,329 --> 01:06:25,832 - [girl] Damn. How'd they do that? - I know, right? 895 01:06:25,867 --> 01:06:28,068 Oh shit, we're already late to class. 896 01:06:30,402 --> 01:06:33,073 [homeless man] Is this some sort of prank video, huh? 897 01:06:33,773 --> 01:06:36,274 This shit is awful. 898 01:06:39,306 --> 01:06:41,741 [ominous music playing] 899 01:06:56,461 --> 01:06:58,626 So what time do you think you're gonna get here? 900 01:06:58,661 --> 01:07:00,899 [Scribble on phone] Give me, like, ten minutes. 901 01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:04,596 All right. So plan on an hour then. 902 01:07:04,631 --> 01:07:06,164 [Scribble] I always come on time. 903 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,867 Yeah. We'll see. 904 01:07:16,244 --> 01:07:18,217 I came to get something. 905 01:07:26,420 --> 01:07:28,689 I'm not as stupid as you think. 906 01:07:30,631 --> 01:07:32,429 I need to get it. 907 01:07:35,534 --> 01:07:39,469 [Mike] I can't believe you guys hangout in this shit hole. 908 01:07:40,568 --> 01:07:42,538 [Ayla] That's what I say about home. 909 01:08:00,694 --> 01:08:02,261 Is it in there? 910 01:08:03,025 --> 01:08:04,428 In there. 911 01:08:06,400 --> 01:08:09,502 Does your boyfriend in there think he's gonna jump me? 912 01:08:09,538 --> 01:08:12,868 [chuckles] No. 913 01:08:12,904 --> 01:08:14,471 Definitely not. 914 01:08:19,647 --> 01:08:20,939 Come and get it. 915 01:08:30,351 --> 01:08:33,193 [ominous music playing] 916 01:08:51,076 --> 01:08:53,009 You think I'm fucking stupid? 917 01:08:53,044 --> 01:08:54,808 [intense music playing] 918 01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:00,748 Where's my fucking gun? 919 01:09:05,252 --> 01:09:06,787 [gunshot] 920 01:09:10,093 --> 01:09:12,364 [gasping softly] 921 01:09:16,296 --> 01:09:17,703 [body thuds] 922 01:09:17,739 --> 01:09:19,602 [Crockamoley growls] 923 01:09:21,005 --> 01:09:22,902 [Mike screams] 924 01:09:26,143 --> 01:09:28,710 [Crockamoley growls] 925 01:09:32,786 --> 01:09:35,387 [Mike screams] 926 01:09:43,659 --> 01:09:46,662 - [Crockamoley growls] - [Mike screams] 927 01:09:52,971 --> 01:09:55,407 [Mike screams] 928 01:09:57,811 --> 01:09:59,642 [Ayla] Shut up! 929 01:10:00,207 --> 01:10:01,545 Geez. 930 01:10:03,276 --> 01:10:04,509 [scoffs] 931 01:10:04,544 --> 01:10:08,013 [ominous music playing] 932 01:10:20,063 --> 01:10:23,028 Hi. Jeni? 933 01:10:26,367 --> 01:10:28,368 It's-it's Ayla. 934 01:10:28,404 --> 01:10:31,773 No, please, don't hang up. 935 01:10:33,409 --> 01:10:37,750 I... I just wanted to say 936 01:10:37,786 --> 01:10:42,014 that I'm so sorry... 937 01:10:43,356 --> 01:10:45,853 for the way I've treated you since... 938 01:10:46,990 --> 01:10:48,361 forever. 939 01:10:51,163 --> 01:10:53,058 I wanna make it up to you. 940 01:10:58,734 --> 01:11:02,141 Is this all part of the project, hmm? 941 01:11:02,176 --> 01:11:04,036 Convince the teacher this is real? 942 01:11:05,408 --> 01:11:08,312 It is, Mr. Lewis, I-I swear. 943 01:11:08,348 --> 01:11:12,918 Everything you saw on that channel is real. 944 01:11:12,953 --> 01:11:15,385 No, it-it looks real. 945 01:11:15,420 --> 01:11:16,449 It looks real, I'll give you that, 946 01:11:16,484 --> 01:11:18,015 but, look, I still think 947 01:11:18,051 --> 01:11:19,785 y'all are trying to Punk me or something. 948 01:11:19,820 --> 01:11:21,093 Are you recording this right now? 949 01:11:21,129 --> 01:11:22,091 - No. - Are you recording this? 950 01:11:22,127 --> 01:11:25,758 No, no, please. No. 951 01:11:25,793 --> 01:11:27,530 You know, Max, he came and told me 952 01:11:27,565 --> 01:11:30,568 that you guys have a friend who does effects. 953 01:11:30,603 --> 01:11:33,004 - Is that not true? - No, those are his Max facts. 954 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:34,506 - It's not true? - No. 955 01:11:35,940 --> 01:11:37,069 [scoffs] 956 01:11:37,104 --> 01:11:39,479 So I'm supposed to not believe his reasonable story 957 01:11:39,514 --> 01:11:44,109 for yours about a monster that feeds on homeless people? 958 01:11:47,249 --> 01:11:48,652 Yeah, okay. 959 01:11:59,197 --> 01:12:00,631 I'll take you there. 960 01:12:01,328 --> 01:12:02,699 Tonight. 961 01:12:12,473 --> 01:12:16,746 [Jeni sobbing] 962 01:12:32,827 --> 01:12:35,897 [Scribble] Why? Is it for the likes? 963 01:12:37,169 --> 01:12:39,035 Because I hate her. 964 01:12:39,071 --> 01:12:40,737 [Jeni sobbing] 965 01:12:43,978 --> 01:12:46,207 Aw, you scared, Jeni? 966 01:12:46,243 --> 01:12:48,046 [sobs] Please! 967 01:12:48,081 --> 01:12:50,681 Please, just let me go. 968 01:12:51,378 --> 01:12:52,716 Please. 969 01:12:53,482 --> 01:12:56,016 [ominous music playing] 970 01:13:22,649 --> 01:13:25,745 - [Crockamoley snorts] - [Ayla] Since first grade, 971 01:13:25,780 --> 01:13:29,414 you've cried, pissed your pants... 972 01:13:29,450 --> 01:13:30,817 [whimpers] 973 01:13:30,853 --> 01:13:35,591 ...dragged every class we're in to a halt. 974 01:13:35,626 --> 01:13:41,798 We get told, oh, you're just different. 975 01:13:45,470 --> 01:13:49,272 But you get the same grades as me! 976 01:13:49,307 --> 01:13:51,841 We're not the same, bitch! 977 01:13:55,543 --> 01:13:58,211 [Jeni whimpers] 978 01:13:58,247 --> 01:13:59,585 Now... 979 01:14:02,422 --> 01:14:08,660 see the difference between you and me. 980 01:14:09,258 --> 01:14:10,326 Do it. 981 01:14:10,362 --> 01:14:13,665 [Jeni] Stop it! No, stop! 982 01:14:18,270 --> 01:14:19,902 [Crockamoley snorting] 983 01:14:23,804 --> 01:14:26,304 [suspenseful music playing] 984 01:14:39,654 --> 01:14:44,696 [intense music playing] 985 01:14:53,471 --> 01:14:56,436 - [screams] - [growling] 986 01:14:56,472 --> 01:14:58,776 [bones crack] 987 01:15:11,719 --> 01:15:13,857 [ominous music playing] 988 01:15:15,896 --> 01:15:16,959 [sighs] 989 01:15:22,829 --> 01:15:25,231 [Crockamoley shrieks] 990 01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:28,337 - [knocks on window] - [gasps] 991 01:15:28,372 --> 01:15:31,204 [breathes heavily] 992 01:15:31,971 --> 01:15:34,378 What the hell is wrong with you? 993 01:15:34,414 --> 01:15:36,675 It's on foot from here. Come on. 994 01:15:36,711 --> 01:15:39,179 [crickets chirping] 995 01:15:58,037 --> 01:15:59,298 Hey. 996 01:16:04,411 --> 01:16:06,008 Y'all have permission to be here? 997 01:16:10,447 --> 01:16:12,047 [sniffs] Come on. 998 01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:26,028 Mr. Lewis... 999 01:16:27,363 --> 01:16:29,064 [sighs] 1000 01:16:31,304 --> 01:16:32,600 You can't be scared. 1001 01:16:32,635 --> 01:16:35,667 It... It can smell fear. 1002 01:16:35,703 --> 01:16:37,536 It'll go nuts. 1003 01:16:37,571 --> 01:16:38,810 Really? 1004 01:16:39,676 --> 01:16:41,245 - It smells fear? - Yeah. 1005 01:16:41,281 --> 01:16:44,350 - Really? - Yes. 1006 01:16:44,385 --> 01:16:47,517 [scoffs] Okay, I tried, Snack. 1007 01:16:47,552 --> 01:16:48,886 - I tried. - Mr. Lewis-- 1008 01:16:48,954 --> 01:16:50,954 - Have you lost your mind? - It's not a trick, okay. 1009 01:16:50,990 --> 01:16:53,352 Would I bring you down here if it wasn't so important? 1010 01:16:54,526 --> 01:16:56,993 Please, you have to believe me. 1011 01:16:57,859 --> 01:17:01,096 [suspenseful music playing] 1012 01:17:08,209 --> 01:17:09,742 Yeah, we're all clear. 1013 01:17:11,642 --> 01:17:13,405 I still got some water in here. 1014 01:17:14,875 --> 01:17:17,480 - [sighs] - [coughs] 1015 01:17:17,515 --> 01:17:19,213 Oh, it stinks in here. 1016 01:17:23,183 --> 01:17:26,891 All right, where's this boogeyman? 1017 01:17:32,299 --> 01:17:37,165 [Crockamoley snarling] 1018 01:17:50,647 --> 01:17:53,918 What the hell is this? 1019 01:17:56,650 --> 01:17:58,890 [snarls] 1020 01:18:08,796 --> 01:18:11,331 [gulps water] 1021 01:18:16,606 --> 01:18:18,008 That's Crockamoley. 1022 01:18:24,178 --> 01:18:27,281 This... this isn't a guy in a suit? 1023 01:18:28,014 --> 01:18:30,823 - Seriously? - No. 1024 01:18:31,855 --> 01:18:33,786 - Huh... - [Crockamoley snorts] 1025 01:18:33,822 --> 01:18:36,862 Oh, my... Oh, my... 1026 01:18:38,064 --> 01:18:41,664 - Oh, my God. - Mr. Lewis-- Mr. Lewis, calm down. 1027 01:18:41,699 --> 01:18:43,965 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1028 01:18:44,001 --> 01:18:45,633 - [bucket clanks] - [Snack] Calm down. 1029 01:18:45,669 --> 01:18:47,965 [breathing heavily] 1030 01:18:48,001 --> 01:18:49,804 [Crockamoley snorts] 1031 01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:52,542 What the hell did you kids do? 1032 01:18:52,577 --> 01:18:54,946 [intense music playing] 1033 01:19:00,254 --> 01:19:02,019 Hi, Mr. Lewis. 1034 01:19:04,489 --> 01:19:07,156 This... this thing. 1035 01:19:08,624 --> 01:19:10,027 This is real. 1036 01:19:10,724 --> 01:19:11,996 Sure is. 1037 01:19:15,731 --> 01:19:17,562 [Snack] Calm down. 1038 01:19:20,135 --> 01:19:22,374 Why'd you bring him here, Snack? 1039 01:19:22,409 --> 01:19:24,503 [Crockamoley snarling] 1040 01:19:28,447 --> 01:19:29,579 [Ayla] You lied. 1041 01:19:29,614 --> 01:19:32,079 You guys killed somebody. 1042 01:19:32,114 --> 01:19:33,782 - You're murderers! - So are you. 1043 01:19:33,817 --> 01:19:35,212 Is that why you brought me here? 1044 01:19:35,248 --> 01:19:37,554 - No. - To fucking kill me? 1045 01:19:37,590 --> 01:19:39,724 [Snack] No. Mr. Lewis, no. 1046 01:19:39,759 --> 01:19:41,891 - [Crockamoley growls] - [gun cocks] 1047 01:19:41,926 --> 01:19:46,463 Whoa, whoa, whoa... He's a teacher. 1048 01:19:46,499 --> 01:19:48,494 Hey, hey, hey, just... 1049 01:19:48,530 --> 01:19:52,096 - No, stay! Hey, hey, hey! - Let us go, or I let it go. 1050 01:19:52,131 --> 01:19:54,139 I can't let you do that. 1051 01:19:54,175 --> 01:19:55,069 Relax. Okay. 1052 01:19:55,104 --> 01:19:57,273 You wanna see what happened to Jeni? 1053 01:19:57,309 --> 01:19:58,475 Bran! 1054 01:19:58,511 --> 01:19:59,804 [Crockamoley snorts] 1055 01:19:59,839 --> 01:20:01,342 Jeni? 1056 01:20:03,579 --> 01:20:04,647 Come on. 1057 01:20:04,682 --> 01:20:06,017 [intense music playing] 1058 01:20:11,351 --> 01:20:13,926 - [screaming] - [flesh squelches] 1059 01:20:20,234 --> 01:20:21,563 [gunshot] 1060 01:20:21,599 --> 01:20:24,169 [ears ringing] 1061 01:20:24,205 --> 01:20:26,202 [groaning] 1062 01:20:31,071 --> 01:20:33,871 [Crockamoley growls] 1063 01:20:33,907 --> 01:20:35,915 [gunshot] 1064 01:20:39,883 --> 01:20:41,651 [Scribble] Get out of the way! 1065 01:20:41,686 --> 01:20:44,055 [intense music playing] 1066 01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:50,762 Go! 1067 01:20:50,797 --> 01:20:53,031 - [screams] - [Crockamoley snarls] 1068 01:21:16,886 --> 01:21:18,917 [Mighty whimpering] 1069 01:21:18,952 --> 01:21:22,321 [screaming] 1070 01:21:22,357 --> 01:21:25,327 - [flesh squelches] - [Mighty screams] 1071 01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:29,661 [intense music playing] 1072 01:21:31,901 --> 01:21:34,237 [ride clanks and whirs] 1073 01:21:35,068 --> 01:21:36,503 [Snack] Ayla! 1074 01:21:56,826 --> 01:21:58,791 [Bran screams] 1075 01:21:58,826 --> 01:22:00,065 [roars] 1076 01:22:03,570 --> 01:22:05,466 [intense music playing] 1077 01:22:28,054 --> 01:22:30,187 [panting] 1078 01:22:30,223 --> 01:22:32,295 [Crockamoley snarls] 1079 01:22:38,234 --> 01:22:40,237 - [screams] - [flesh squelches] 1080 01:22:41,905 --> 01:22:43,636 [Crockamoley roars] 1081 01:22:47,207 --> 01:22:49,611 [intense music playing] 1082 01:22:49,647 --> 01:22:51,578 [panting] 1083 01:22:55,619 --> 01:22:57,287 [grunts] 1084 01:23:04,629 --> 01:23:07,066 [panting] 1085 01:23:23,177 --> 01:23:25,711 [Crockamoley growling] 1086 01:23:50,204 --> 01:23:53,706 [intense music playing] 1087 01:24:51,598 --> 01:24:54,470 - [Crockamoley growling] - [Ayla sobbing] 1088 01:25:03,550 --> 01:25:04,944 [whimpers] 1089 01:25:04,979 --> 01:25:07,144 Open up! 1090 01:25:07,180 --> 01:25:09,221 [sobbing] 1091 01:25:13,923 --> 01:25:15,722 [wincing] 1092 01:25:18,028 --> 01:25:19,957 [Crockamoley growls] 1093 01:25:22,096 --> 01:25:24,665 [sobbing] 1094 01:25:34,044 --> 01:25:36,215 [Crockamoley growls] 1095 01:25:39,984 --> 01:25:42,485 [Crockamoley growls] 1096 01:25:45,220 --> 01:25:47,787 [Crockamoley growls] 1097 01:25:53,294 --> 01:25:55,993 [Crockamoley growls] 1098 01:26:02,907 --> 01:26:04,573 [Snack sobbing] 1099 01:26:15,151 --> 01:26:16,882 [Crockamoley snorts] 1100 01:26:18,890 --> 01:26:21,018 [Snack sobbing] 1101 01:26:23,731 --> 01:26:26,529 [Crockamoley growls] 1102 01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:38,805 [Ayla screaming] 1103 01:26:40,011 --> 01:26:44,382 [screaming continues] 1104 01:26:52,088 --> 01:26:55,855 [Snack screaming] 1105 01:26:59,833 --> 01:27:02,895 [dramatic music playing] 1106 01:27:10,072 --> 01:27:11,937 [sobbing] 1107 01:27:14,913 --> 01:27:17,580 [Snack screams] 1108 01:27:27,091 --> 01:27:29,423 [eerie music playing] 1109 01:27:29,459 --> 01:27:31,055 [Ken] Good evening, boys and ghouls. 1110 01:27:31,090 --> 01:27:33,197 You're listening to Where the Scary Things Are. 1111 01:27:33,232 --> 01:27:34,826 I'm your host, Monster Mash Ken, 1112 01:27:34,862 --> 01:27:36,566 and with me is the Mistress of Darkness, 1113 01:27:36,601 --> 01:27:39,371 the Queen of Fright, the Lady of the Night, Muse. 1114 01:27:39,406 --> 01:27:42,339 Also joining us is Crista Creature and Whirl. 1115 01:27:42,375 --> 01:27:44,271 All right, so we got something special as always. 1116 01:27:44,306 --> 01:27:48,313 I came across this found footage film called The Legend of Lockjaw. 1117 01:27:48,349 --> 01:27:50,641 I wanna read the description to our audience. 1118 01:27:50,676 --> 01:27:52,317 Uh, we've watched this film 1119 01:27:52,353 --> 01:27:53,682 and we're gonna talk about that in a second, 1120 01:27:53,717 --> 01:27:55,650 but here's the description: "Three years ago, 1121 01:27:55,685 --> 01:27:57,586 seven children disappeared without a trace. 1122 01:27:57,621 --> 01:27:59,323 This footage was found by a security guard 1123 01:27:59,358 --> 01:28:01,324 for some Halloween haunted attraction. 1124 01:28:01,359 --> 01:28:02,686 Were they were taken by Lockjaw, 1125 01:28:02,722 --> 01:28:04,725 a local monster urban legend, 1126 01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:07,297 or something worse? This is their story." 1127 01:28:07,333 --> 01:28:09,400 Muse, what did you think about it? 1128 01:28:09,435 --> 01:28:12,064 [Muse] Well, yeah, like you said, we watched this 1129 01:28:12,099 --> 01:28:15,006 and honestly, I gotta say I think this is bullshit. 1130 01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:19,444 Um, I wanted to believe it, but it's-it's so fake. You can see how they did it. 1131 01:28:19,479 --> 01:28:21,510 [Ken] Yeah, you know, I'm a schmuck when it comes to 1132 01:28:21,545 --> 01:28:23,580 anything technical involving the computer, 1133 01:28:23,616 --> 01:28:27,111 but even I on my own laptop could do a better job. 1134 01:28:27,147 --> 01:28:29,553 You know, if you wanna fool us, and we're horror experts, 1135 01:28:29,588 --> 01:28:31,319 you better show something a little bit more than 1136 01:28:31,355 --> 01:28:33,191 bargain basement effort here. 1137 01:28:33,227 --> 01:28:34,925 [Whirl] Yeah, I am so with you guys. 1138 01:28:34,961 --> 01:28:36,393 Hard pass for me. 1139 01:28:36,429 --> 01:28:39,261 This found footage died so, so long ago. 1140 01:28:39,296 --> 01:28:41,532 Man, it's fake, fake, fake. 1141 01:28:41,568 --> 01:28:43,962 [Ken] We have a guy online who claims to be Snack. 1142 01:28:43,997 --> 01:28:45,933 Allegedly, one of the kids in this footage. 1143 01:28:45,968 --> 01:28:49,005 So let's welcome Snack to Where the Scary Things Are. 1144 01:28:49,041 --> 01:28:50,469 [Crockamoley roars] 1145 01:28:50,504 --> 01:28:52,741 [ominous music playing] 1146 01:29:39,488 --> 01:29:41,856 [soft rock music playing]