.
- We love our veterans. We honor them.
We respect their focus and determination
no matter the challenges,
which is good because these eight military veterans
are about to face a withering verbal attack
from me.
Their mission, to win a battle of the minds
in hopes of taking home up to $1 million
on the "Weakest Link."
[dramatic music]
* *
Welcome to the "Weakest Link."
[dramatic musical sting]
Attention. [laughter]
Fall in. - [chuckles]
- Name, rank, and what were you underappreciated for?
[dramatic musical sting]
- Hi, I'm Andrew. I served for five years
in the army as a photojournalist.
- Hi, I'm Stephen. I served ten years
in the Air Force as a meteorologist.
- Hi, I'm Maria.
I served in the Navy for over 20 years
as an HR officer.
- Hi, I'm Kari, and I'm a former
Marine crypto linguist.
- Hi, I'm Diana, and I served for seven years
in the Air Force.
- Hi, I'm Joe,
and I was a chemical biological radiological
nuclear defense specialist in the Marine Corps.
- Hi, I'm Aspen.
I'm a former Navy weapons specialist.
- Hi, I'm Chris.
I served five years in the Marine Corps
as a combat videographer.
[dramatic musical sting]
- I'm tempted to call your COs and report you
for boring a superior.
Now listen up.
I'm going to ask you questions one at a time.
If you string together eight correct,
you win the top prize for the round.
If you get just one answer wrong,
you will break the chain
which will take you back to zero.
But if you press your button and say "bank"
before your question is asked, well, that money is safe.
In this round, the top prize is worth $25,000.
And we'll start with Andrew.
It's time to play the "Weakest Link."
[dramatic tones]
Start the clock.
Andrew...
- That would be Luigi. - Correct. Stephen...
- Pistachio. - Correct.
Maria...
- Tyrannosaurus. - Correct.
Kari, on your screen...
- Granny Smith. - Correct.
Diana...
- Tobago. - Correct.
Joe...
* *
- Uh, ThunderShirt. - Correct.
Aspen...
* *
- Taurine? - Correct.
Chris, on your screen...
* *
- Foosball. - Correct.
[fireworks exploding] Holy cow!
Oh, you have a chain. - Yes!
- Whoo! Talk about military intelligence.
- Yes! - God bless America.
- We got this! - Up is down, left is right,
and stupid is the new smart,
because somehow... - Yeah.
- This band of brothers and sisters
ran the chain and earned $25,000.
- Good job, team!
- That money moves to the next round,
but one of you is about to be honorably discharged.
Who would try to roll down a window
in a submarine?
Who tried to enlist at Old Navy?
It's time to vote off the weakest link.
[dramatic tones]
announcer: Although our members of the armed forces
joined forces to run the chain,
one of them is about to be relieved of their duties.
With everyone performing admirably,
this has got to be tough
for this band of veterans.
Where will their allegiances lie?
- The voting is complete.
[dramatic musical sting]
Well, it's time to reveal who the team thinks
is the weakest link.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Diana.
- Joe.
- Andrew.
- Stephen.
- Kari.
- Maria.
[dramatic musical sting]
- We have a tie.
Joe and Andrew each received two votes.
Andrew, tell me what you did in the military.
- I was a photojournalist.
- Very interesting job. - Thank you.
- Now, you are a brony.
- Yes. - I know what that is.
But, please, tell America what that is.
- Uh, bronies are older male fans
of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic."
- Who's your favorite pony?
- Uh, if I had to pick one, I'd say Pinkie Pie.
- Pinkie Pie.
- 'Cause she's fun, she's exuberant.
Nothin' ever gets her down.
- I think it's great that man can be masculine
and all military and still love My Little Pony.
All right. Joe, tell me what you did
in the military. - Uh, in the Marine Corps,
I was a chemical biological radiological
nuclear defense specialist. - Wow.
- We did mostly preventative chemical warfare stuff,
biological warfare stuff.
- You were a part of going
into those dangerous situations.
Correct? - Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, my gosh. Very important work.
- Thank you. - So you once killed a snake
and ate its heart. - [laughs]
- I need to know this story.
- So we were, uh, in the jungle.
Hear some rustling beside me and I look over.
It was a habu snake,
uh, which is the most venomous snake
on the island of Okinawa.
So, manly as I am... - Yeah.
- I let out kind of a shouty whimper
type of deal...[chuckles]
Cut some of its head off,
and brought it back to my buddies.
And I was like, "Look what I killed."
And they were like, "Oh, you gotta eat the heart now."
- I'm speechless.
- It was nasty. - Oh, my gosh.
Now, just to prove that you love animals,
tell us about your service dog, Roxy.
- She's the smartest dog that I know.
Basically, everywhere I go, she's right on my side.
Been through everything together.
- This is so beautiful,
the little ponies and Roxy.
All right.
When we have a tie,
the strongest link will cast the deciding vote.
And in this round, the strongest link was...
Chris.
Chris was the strongest link
because he had the most money at risk
when he answered his question.
Chris, you voted for Maria,
And, of course, she's not on the chopping block.
You must now switch your vote
to either Joe or Andrew.
- Oh, God.
- Andrew, why do you think
you should stay in the game?
- I should stay in the game
'cause I'm a trivia master.
I play every Tuesday night with my team.
We've been playin' for four years now.
- Joe, what do you think?
- Hey, Chris, Marines never leave a man behind, do they?
- I know. [chuckles]
- This is so compelling. What will Chris do?
- I am torn. [chuckles]
If I vote out my Marine brother here,
I'm gonna get so much slack
from everybody else that I know.
Man...
Just because you like Pinkie Pie
and not Rainbow Dash... - [chuckles]
- I'm gonna have to... [chuckles]
Vote you out. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Andrew.
- Andrew, time to get off your high horse, mister.
You team just told you... [neighing]
Thank you for your service, sir.
But with three votes, you are our weakest link.
Goodbye.
- Bye, Andrew.
- I'm sure it was a tough decision
on Chris's part.
You gotta stick with your service.
I would have done the same thing in his position.
- I'm sorry. - Are you a brony, Chris?
- I got, you know, a sister
that I may or may not enjoy watching that show with.
- Might get knocked down, but I always giddyap.
.
[dramatic music]
- Well, so far, tonight has been
a five-star success.
You ran the chain and banked $25,000
in the first round.
Think you can do it again?
This time, it would be worth $50,000.
Ten seconds are coming off the clock.
And we'll start with the strongest link
from the last round.
And that's Chris. - Okay.
- Let's play the "Weakest Link."
[dramatic tones]
Start the clock.
Chris...
- Worm. - Correct.
Stephen...
- Three. - Correct. Maria...
* *
- Conan. - Nope. Jimmy Kimmel.
- [groans] - Kari...
* *
- Cenoe. - Nope. Canoe.
Diana...
- Quinine. - Correct. Joe...
- Ford. - Correct. Aspen...
- Francis...Fr--Francis.
Frank Fran-- Francis Frank Coppola?
- Nope. Ford. - Wait...
Ford? Okay. - Chris...
- Dude...[chuckles]
Uh...
I don't know. - Jimmy Carter.
- Thank you. - Stephen...
- France. - Yep. Maria...
- The Bears. - No. The Pittsburgh Steelers.
Kari...
- Elvis. - Correct. Diana...
- A time machine. - No. A phone booth.
Joe...
* *
- Um...
Sodium.
[dramatic music]
- Time is up. I cannot accept your answer.
The correct answer is neon.
Out of a possible $50,000,
you have banked nothin'.
You went from heroes to zeroes.
The silver lining is that
your previously banked money
will go through to the next round.
But one of you will not.
Whose attention span is shorter than a recruit's haircut?
It's time to vote off the weakest link.
[dramatic tones]
announcer: After a flawless first round,
our military heroes really tanked.
They wasted the efforts of Stephen,
our Air Force vet who aced both of his questions,
making him this round's strongest link.
Statistically, the weakest link
was Navy HR officer Maria.
Will the team think Maria is the anchor
that's pulling them down?
- The voting is complete.
[dramatic musical sting]
Joe, our chemical expert,
missed a question about gas.
Kari, our linguist, missed an anagram.
And Chris called me dude.
[laughter]
Kari, how many languages do you speak?
- I speak nine languages. - Holy cow.
- Uh, Russian, Chinese, Pashtu, Swahili, Arabic, Japanese.
There's a lot of radio translating,
a lot of reading. - Well, that's very impressive.
Tell me about Oliver.
- Oh, Oliver. Oliver is my mini pig.
He understands three languages.
He can do puzzle boxes. He knows how to play Tetris.
- Wow. - [laughs]
- Now, Kari, listen up, I know you have one pig.
How many chickens do you have, Maria?
- Oh, over 300. - What?
- Oh! - Yeah.
Yes. - But they call you
the chicken lady, don't they?
- They do call me the chicken lady.
- Yeah. And you have a few kids
to help out, I hope? - There are five children.
The younger boys help out with the chickens
and pick--they pick up the eggs every day.
- So tell me, who do you think should leave our show?
- Only because of the neon. - Mm-hmm.
- And I thought a CBR specialist
should know that. I thought a CB--
- Again? - Yes.
- Joe, let me read the question.
If you pass gas in chemistry class,
then you know that Ne is the symbol for what?
- [chuckles] - Yeah.
- Neon.
- You should know those things. - [chuckles]
- Ask me about the nuclear ones.
I--I got you.
- Well, folks, it's time to reveal
who the team thinks is the weakest link.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Sorry. Kari.
- Joe.
- Maria.
- Joe.
- Maria. - [gasps]
[dramatic musical sting]
Maria, who has 300 chickens,
it's time to fly the coop.
With four votes, you are the weakest link.
Goodbye.
- Bye, Maria. both: Bye, Maria!
- Good luck!
- It was incredibly difficult
to come off of that high after the first round.
I guess I have egg on my face.
- Next round, we're in a dogfight
for $75,000.
Let's see if they can return
to their first round form and run that chain again
when we return to the "Weakest Link."
.
[dramatic tones]
- It was the best of teams, it was the worst of teams.
I have no idea what to expect from you.
You banked the maximum $25,000 in the first round,
and you banked zero in the second.
Well, I'm putting up $75,000 for grabs in this round.
We'll start with the strongest link
from the last round.
And that's Stephen. - Ooh.
- Let's play the "Weakest Link."
[dramatic tones]
Start the clock.
Stephen...
- Milk? - Nope. Mittens.
Kari...
- The first amendment. - Correct.
Diana...
- Mozzarella? - Correct.
Joe. - Bank.
- His ear. - Correct.
Aspen, on your screen...
- Bingo? - Nope. Tiddlywinks.
- Oh. - Chris...
* *
- Um...uh, Finland. - Nope. South Africa.
Stephen...
- The white. - Correct.
Kari, on your screen...
- That would be...
Thomas Jefferson. - Correct.
Diana. - Bank.
- Pass. - Nope. "Knight Rider."
Joe...
* *
- Calumium. [chuckles] - Nope. Californium.
- Californium. - Aspen...
- TNT. - Correct.
Chris. - Bank.
* *
- Uh--uh...
- Time's up.
Correct answer is facsimile. - Oh.
- Out of $75,000,
you banked $6,000.
That brings your total bank to $31,000.
That money will go through to the next round.
But one of you is ridin' out of here.
Who thinks the chief petty officer
is the one who is in charge of all the pets?
It's time to vote off the weakest link.
[dramatic tones]
announcer: It was a mixed bag for the Marines on the team.
Kari got all of her questions right,
promoting her to the rank of strongest link.
However, Chris played like a new recruit,
botching both of his questions
en route to becoming the weakest link.
And nuclear specialist Joe
missed another periodic table question.
Will the team decide it's time to leave a Marine behind?
- The voting is complete.
[dramatic musical sting]
Well, it's time to reveal
who the team thinks is the weakest link.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Chris.
- Joe.
- Stephen.
- Joe.
- Stephen.
[dramatic musical sting]
- We have a three-way tie.
Stephen, Chris, and Joe each have two votes.
Stephen, so you went viral for something you did
at the very beginning of your service.
Oh, tell us.
- I took a very ugly official blues photo.
And, uh, lots of people saw it. [laughter]
- Oh, Stephen, tell me about what you did
in the military.
- Yeah, so I did the weather in the Air Force
for, uh, you know, a lot of the training pilots
out in Oklahoma. And I did the weather remotely
for the Middle East. - Mm-hmm.
But you love the weather. - I love the weather.
You're a storm-chaser. - Yes, I am.
I'll just travel from Texas up to North Dakota
chasing anything that might produce a severe thunderstorm.
- You're a strange guy, Stephen.
- I know. - Why did you want
to send home Chris?
- I think he was the only person
that missed both questions.
- Ah, that might be true.
Chris... very 1970's cop show look.
- I get that so much. - Yeah.
Tell us about your love of cars.
- I don't know where it came from...
- Mm-hmm. - I got lucky
and I purchased a '79 Firebird.
- Oh, you look--I bet you look great in it
with that hair... - Oh, I look fantastic.
- No, yeah, yeah. - [chuckles]
- All right. When we have a tie,
the strongest link will cast the deciding vote.
And in this round, the strongest link
was our over-achiever, Kari.
Kari, you voted for Chris.
Would you like to stick with your vote
or would you like to switch it to Stephen or to Joe?
- This is a very difficult decision for me.
- Hold on. We are gonna go to a commercial
and build the anticipation.
Your decision
when we return to the "Weakest Link."
.
[dramatic tones]
- When last we spoke, we had a three-way tie--
Chris, Stephen, and Joe.
Each had two votes.
And Kari holds their fate in her hands.
Are you going to keep your vote for Chris?
Or are you going to switch your vote to Stephen or to Joe?
- This is a very difficult decision for me...
- Mm-hmm. - Because I originally voted
for Chris because he got two questions wrong.
I thought about it more.
The questions he got wrong, most people don't know.
- Joe's questions,
they're fairly harder questions.
- Mm-hmm.
- Kittens and mittens... [laughter]
- Think about it. - It was a very simple question
that should have been gotten right.
And you voted for me last time.
And I'm afraid that maybe next round
you might come after me again. - I would've.
[laughter]
- Unfortunately, I will have to vote for Stephen
to be the weakest link.
- Mm. - I'm sorry.
- Stephen, here's the forecast.
There's 100% chance you're leaving.
With three votes, you are the weakest link.
Goodbye.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Bye, Stephen. - Good job, man.
- It was always part of my plan to make sure Kari got out.
She's smart.
If they stupidly take her to the final,
she's gonna win.
- Well, after three rounds in the trenches with you folks,
I'm exhausted.
I feel like I should be wearing fatigues.
So far you've banked $31,000 tonight.
And somehow,
I found the energy to put up another $100,000 for grabs
if you can run the chain in this round.
We'll start with the strongest link
from the last round.
And, once again, it's Kari.
Let's play the "Weakest Link."
[dramatic tones]
Start the clock.
Kari...
- Uber. - Correct. Diana...
- Curly. - Correct.
Joe. - Bank.
- Six zeroes. - Correct. Aspen.
- Bank.
- "The Ozarks"? - No. "Ozark."
Chris...
- Uh, that was...Reagan.
- Nope. John F. Kennedy.
Kari, on your screen...
- Tamagotchi. - Correct.
Diana...
- Toronto. - No. Ottawa. Joe...
- Mature audience. - Correct.
Aspen...
* *
- Saturday. - Correct. Chris...
- Oh, uh, that is--
my roommates are gonna kill me for this.
Oh, my gosh.
[scoffs]
Uh...
Pass. Pass. - Winona Ryder.
- Winona Ryder. I'm gonna die. - Kari...
- Top--top...
[dramatic tones]
"Top Gear." - Time's up.
The correct answer is "Pimp My Ride."
Out of $100,000, you banked $7,500.
That brings your total bank to $38,500.
That money will go through to the next round,
but one of you is leavin' the ranks.
Whose brain is bucking for a demotion?
It's time to vote off the weakest link.
[dramatic tones]
announcer: Our ex-Marines continue to play to extremes.
For the first time, Joe is the strongest link,
answering both of his questions correctly
and banking five grand.
But fellow ex-Marine Chris once again proved
he's more of a jarhead than an egghead,
missing both of his questions
and repeating as the weakest link.
Chris dodged elimination last round.
Can he slip through again?
- The voting is complete.
[dramatic musical sting]
Aspen...
So I'm gonna ask you to say what you did in the Navy
and what you do now.
- So I went from being a weapons specialist
to a lingerie specialist.
- Oh, my gosh, that is just dichotomous, if you will.
Tell me why you love selling lingerie.
- If you get a woman into the right bra
and right undergarments,
she looks better, she feels better.
I'll do bra-fitting.
We'll figure out if you need,
like, a faja waist trainer--
whatever we need to make you feel better.
- Mm-hmm. - I can take care of it.
- And you love the Kardashians.
- I sell Kim's line at work all day,
so she puts money in my pocket. - Oh, okay.
- It's very symbiotic between me and her.
- Oh, so you're connected with Kim.
- Yeah. - So, Diana,
we haven't spoken to you yet.
Tell us what you did in the military.
- I was an intelligence and acquisitions officer.
- Wow. - So I can't really tell you
about my intelligence career. - Okay.
- I'd have to kill you if I did.
- [chuckles] - Well, I'd rather stay alive.
I got a game show to host.
And you're a boxer. Tell us about that.
- Uh, I started boxing
when I was getting out of college
and into the Air Force.
I had a lot of anger pent up in me.
So I had to, like, take it out somehow.
And been doing it ever since.
Who do you wanna knock out of this round?
- [sighs] I'd have to go with Chris.
- Oh, look, he knew. Look, he turned away.
"What? Who, me?" - [chuckles]
- Oh, Chris. - Hey, Jane.
- Coming to you. - What's goin' on?
- So you stared at that picture of Winona Ryder
just hoping that the name would come to you.
Is that what it was? - I--yeah, yeah.
And what's crazy is that I'm a huge,
like, "Stranger Things" fan.
- Are you? - Oh, yeah.
- Well, it's time to reveal
who the team thinks is the weakest link.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Chris.
- Sorry, brother. Chris.
- Chris.
- Diana. Just for variety's sake.
- Mm-hmm.
[dramatic musical sting] Oh, Chris.
We're sending you
to take a long march off a short stage.
With four votes, you are the weakest link.
Goodbye.
- Bye.
- Bye, Chris. - Goodbye.
- Good luck with all those cars.
- I'll leave here...a loser.
- Thank you for the $25,000.
- But I know I'm a winner when it comes to hairstyles.
So who's the real winner here, you know?
.
[dramatic tones]
- Tonight, ask not what you can do for your country.
Ask what you can do for yourselves.
And I'll tell you.
Bank.
You've banked $38,500 tonight.
And in this round,
I'm offering $250,000 for running the chain.
And we'll start with the strongest link
from the last round.
[gasps] It's Joe.
- [giggles] - Let's play...
the "Weakest Link."
[dramatic tones]
Start the clock.
Joe...
- Rodeo. - Correct. Aspen...
- Shotgun. - Correct.
Kari. - Bank.
- The space shuttle. - Nope. Black hole.
Diana...
- The War of 1812. - Correct.
Joe. - Bank.
- Plenty of Fish?
- Nope. Farmers Only.
Aspen...
- O Positive? - Nope. AB.
Kari...
- Waze. - Correct.
- Bank. - Diana...
- Pisa. - Correct.
Joe. - Bank.
- Fats. - Correct.
Aspen. - Bank.
- Carmen Sandiego? - Correct.
Kari. - Bank.
- In sports, what is the minimum number
of games required to win a best of seven series?
- Four. - Correct.
Diana. - Bank.
- Anteater. - Time is up.
The correct answer was aardvark.
Well, team,
I put up $1/4 million on the battlefield
and you only captured $20,000.
Well, that brings your total bank
to $58,500.
That money will go through to the next round,
but one of you will not.
Who's about to do an about-face?
Whose mind is still on shore leave?
It's time to vote off the weakest link.
[dramatic tones]
announcer: It's a solid unit still in the game.
All four veterans banked money,
and each got two questions right.
But the one who banked the most money, ten grand,
was Kari, making her the strongest link
for the second time.
Aspen banked the least amount,
meaning for the first time all game,
she's the weakest link.
Will the team decide they no longer need
the support of the Navy weapons specialist
turned lingerie seller?
- The voting is complete.
[dramatic musical sting]
Joe... - Yes.
Congratulations.
You got a science question right.
Of course, we're talking about the frats or fats.
- [chuckles] - So you know
what a bromatologist is, right? - Yes.
I've actually been a nutritionist
for about eight years now, so-- - Oh.
Who did you think was the weakest link?
- I said Diana. She took away
one of the questions I was gonna bank.
- We had run out of time either way.
- We did run out of time. But I think
Joe found that unforgiveable.
- [chuckles] - Okay.
Diana, who did you think needs to leave us?
- Uh, I'm surrounded by two Marines
that I'm kind of afraid of.
- Uh-huh. - [chuckles]
- So I had to go with Aspen.
- Oh, all right. - I think this might be
the first time anybody's voted for you to be the weakest link.
Let me read your question.
Since it can receive blood from any donor,
which positive blood type is known
as the universal recipient?
And you said O. - Mm-hmm.
- No, O Negative is the universal donor.
AB is the universal recipient.
- Oh, my gosh. - Yeah.
- [gasps] Kari, you're absolutely right.
So now you know.
Well, it's time to reveal
who the team thinks is the weakest link.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Sorry. Diana.
- Aspen.
- Diana. Sorry.
- Joe.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Well, the Marines got you.
Diana, our boxer, you just suffered
a fifth round knockout.
With two votes, you are the weakest link.
Goodbye.
- Goodbye, Diana. - Bye, Diana.
- See you guys. - See you.
- They were just afraid of all of the awesomeness
that the Air Force brings.
I should have known
the Marines were gonna vote me out.
I probably should have voted for Joe.
- How are you still here? - I don't know.
- [laughs] - It's 'cause I can do this.
- Yeah, yeah.
This round I'm offering to add $500,000
to your previously banked $58,500
if you can run the chain.
But more money means less time.
We'll start with the strongest link
from the last round, and that's Kari.
Let's play the "Weakest Link."
[dramatic tones]
Start the clock.
Kari...
- Reverse. - Correct.
Joe...
- Jell-O. - Correct.
Aspen. - Bank.
- Minnesota? - Nope. Louisiana.
Kari...
- Guitar. - Nope. The drums.
Joe...
- Plato. - Correct.
Aspen...
- Alcatraz. - Correct.
Kari...
- Mount St. Helens. - Correct.
Joe. - Bank.
- Confession. - Correct. Aspen...
- Shoot.
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot.
* *
Um...
Pass. - Anthony Weiner.
[dramatic tones]
Time is up.
Well, I mapped out your mission
to capture $500,000, and you abandoned your post,
banking just $15,000,
which brings your final bank
to $73,500.
That money will go through to the next round,
but one of you will not.
Who's about to begin a tour of duty at home?
It's time to cast your final vote
for the weakest link.
[dramatic tones]
announcer: For the second straight round,
Aspen was the weakest link.
She's now staring down two ex-Marines
for a coveted spot in the finals.
And with so much money on the line,
will Kari decide it's time to turn
on her fellow Marine?
- The voting is complete.
[dramatic musical sting]
Let's see who you decided
is the weakest link.
[dramatic musical sting]
- Joe.
- Aspen.
- Kari.
[dramatic musical sting]
- We have a three-way tie.
Aspen...
why do you want to get rid of Kari?
- She's very intelligent. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm a little scared to go against her.
- Mm-hmm. Kari...
Why Joe, your fellow Marine?
- Joe's so smart. - Mm-hmm.
- He hid himself.
- Mm-hmm. - [chuckles]
- And I don't want to go up against him
in the final round.
- Joe... - [chuckles]
- Why Aspen?
- Um, I thought that Kari was gonna be
an incredible competitor, so...
And Marines don't back down from a challenge.
- Yeah. How does that make you feel, Kari,
that you're backin' down from a challenge?
- $73,000 is a lot of money,
and I would like to take that home.
- Yep. I hear you.
Well, in this round,
the strongest link was Joe.
Stick with your vote for Aspen
or switch it, vote for Kari?
- [sighs]
Well, ladies, it's been a hell of a game.
But Jane, I think I'm gonna keep my vote for Aspen.
Sorry. - Oh, Aspen,
who went from the Navy to selling lingerie,
it's time to say nighty night.
With two votes, you are the weakest link.
Goodbye.
- It was a pleasure, Aspen. - Bye, Aspen.
- You know, I really wish
that I had just gone with my gut
and voted for Joe again like I had the whole game.
The Marines is like the Navy's little brother.
They pick on us, we pick on them.
But they won today. [chuckles]
.
[dramatic tones]
- We have the two, the proud, the Marines.
Right now, Kari and Joe will play to take home
the entire bank of $73,500.
I've got five questions for each of you.
No voting, no chain-making, no banking.
Just $73,500 for the one
who gives me the most correct answers.
Joe, as the strongest link in the last round,
you get to decide who goes first.
- Ladies first, Jane. - All right.
Let's play the "Weakest Link."
[dramatic music]
Kari...
- I should have studied more government classes.
* *
Let's go with the governor.
- The correct answer is vice president.
All right, Joe, it's your turn.
- Nutmeg.
- The correct answer is nutmeg.
You're on the board.
Kari...
- I believe it's green and blue.
- The correct answer is red and green.
Joe...
- [sighs]
Rodney King.
- The correct answer is Ernesto Miranda.
- Mm. - Okay.
- Miranda rights. - Yeah.
- Kari, you can tie it here.
- How old was I in 2011?
I'm 21 years old.
Snapchat.
- The correct answer is Snapchat.
Joe... - Yes.
- "Lose Yourself"?
- The correct answer is "Lose Yourself."
- Wow. - Let's go.
- Okay, okay. - [chuckles]
- All right, Kari, you could tie it here.
- That would be Algeria.
- The correct answer is Algeria.
Well done. You're tied. - Nice.
- Joe...
- I'm gonna say tennis.
- The correct answer is tennis.
- Okay.
- You've taken the lead 3-2,
which puts the pressure on you, Kari.
You must answer this question correctly...
or Joe will win the game...
And $73,500.
Kari...
- [sighs]
Mary Mallon...
Mary, Mary quite contrary?
- The correct answer...
Is Typhoid Mary. - Mm.
- Congratulations, Joe.
You are tonight's strongest link.
You leave here with $73,500.
Kari, you go home with nothing.
- [laughs]
- On a sincere note,
thank you both for your service.
- Thank you so much.
Ooh, I just won $73,500!
Yeah, baby!
Ha!
- Well, that's our show for tonight, America.
And remember, go ahead and give the one-finger salute
when you're cut off in traffic.
Tap your connections at the NSA to vet your Tinder date.
Just don't be the weakest link.
Goodbye.
[cheers and applause]