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(cheery music)

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(people chattering)

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But Darby needs somewhere to

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drive around

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with Tess, Kimber and Ben!

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Santa doesn't have enough Darby

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Dream Wagon's to give out.

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The workshop is backed up.

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It's right here in the catalog.

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Can't you just buy it for me,

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daddy?

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It's only 74.99.

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A steal.

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The Christmas tree skirt

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factory is closing.

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We have to save money until

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I can find another job.

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And my holiday ice sculpting job

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is dried up since the accident.

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But Holly, we promise, it'll

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still be a great Christmas.

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Cheer up, Holly.

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At least we still have each

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other, right?

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Dear Santa, this Christmas,

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all I want is for my parents

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to go away, that's it.

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Can you make that happen?

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Love, Holly Winters.

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(whimsical music)

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(ominous music)

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(intense music)

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Naughty or nice this year,

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little girl?

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I'm a grown ass woman, bitch.

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That is not Christmassy!

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What the?

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Come on!

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(intense music cont.)

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That's right, frozen fish

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was Chef Ho's secret sauce.

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The fraud was then arrested for

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assault.

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Ho has closed the doors today

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because of the scandal

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that was about to break.

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So Ho is no, longer.

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What a tragedy.

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I know, Dean.

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I just love, love, loved

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their crab leg tower.

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Where will we have our office

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Christmas party this year?

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Don't you mean holiday party?

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Please don't give me that war

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on Christmas face, Christie.

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Cut.

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Great show today, Dean and

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Christie.

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Can I speak to you for a moment,

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Holly?

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I just wish you were a little

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bit more like Christie.

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Christie is like a

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talking tube of lipstick.

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Yeah, she's also pregnant.

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It's Dean's.

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So I gotta dump her from the

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show.

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Pregnancies make people

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uncomfortable, especially me.

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Yeah but, Christie's always

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in front of that giant desk,

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no one will even know.

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But I will.

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And because you'll never

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succumb to having children,

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I want you to fill that empty

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chair.

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As anchorwoman?

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The, anchorwoman of Channel 6

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News.

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Well uh, what about my

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investigations?

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Do you wanna keep wearing your

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ugly wigs

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and playing undercover dress up?

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Or do you want to triple your

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salary?

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The second thing.

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I'm, I'm in.

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Not so fast, Connie Chung.

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Once you take that seat, you'll

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be the face of this station.

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Billboards, bus benches,

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even those annoying little

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screens in the back of cabs.

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Image is everything,

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and yours sucks.

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Screw you, Kevin.

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But, I have a way for you to

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take

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that giant sack of coal out of

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your ass.

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You're headed to Ornaments,

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the Christmasiest town ever,

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to cover their annual

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Ornaments Festival of Christmas

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Wonders.

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All their parties and events.

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They even have a hot cocoa ho

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down.

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Whatever that means.

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And you'll be checking in

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nightly

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with Dean and prego Christie.

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And since you're from there,

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you'll give the story a hometown

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spin.

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Look, I appreciate the gesture,

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but I hate Ornaments and

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everything that it stands for.

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You mean Christmas?

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It celebrates the tacky

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commercialism

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of some like.

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- Oh my God.

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Miracle baby born in a barn.

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I am never, ever going home,

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okay?

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Ornaments will land you the

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dream job

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people would kill for.

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Plus, while you're there,

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maybe you'll fall in love.

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Yeah, okay.

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Love.

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Gross.

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I'm Holly Frost and you're

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watching Channel 6 News.

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Good evening, I'm Holly Frost

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and you're watching Channel 6

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News.

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(mysterious music)

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(sleigh bells ringing)

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(Holly sighs)

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Yeah, it's gonna be great.

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Trying to get to Ornaments

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before I have to be live on

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camera.

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SAM: I'm sorry I'm late.

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Thanks for all the help.

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(romantic music)

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I'm Sam.

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I'm your camera man.

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(record stopping)

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You know anything about

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Ornaments?

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Unfortunately.

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Boat loads of Christmas

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events happen there every year

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and idiot people from all over

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the country

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come to partake in a

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joyous time in the snow.

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That sounds fun.

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Yeah, it's not, trust.

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So um, who are they, your

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sisters?

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Those are my ladies.

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It's my wife Lacey and

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our daughter Taylor.

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Huh.

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Lacey passed last year.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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How?

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Cancer.

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Mm.

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What kind?

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Cancer.

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Oh, right.

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Yeah.

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Let's just uh, get this

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over with, shall we?

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All right.

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I'm gonna take a--

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Buckle up.

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Quick nap.

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(cheerful music)

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(ominous music)

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(Holly gasping)

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Whoa, are you okay?

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Yeah, yeah yeah, it's fine.

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What is it?

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We made it to Ornaments.

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(Christmas bells ringing)

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Sick.

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(cheerful music)

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All right.

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Okay, I'll go fetch

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the rooms to the hotel.

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Maybe you can uh, score some

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coffee?

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Something festive.

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(cheerful music)

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Shit.

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(cheerful music)

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Oh, Jesus dude.

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Oh my God!

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Bonjour, madam.

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Hi.

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BARISTA: What can we get you

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today?

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Um,

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two La Prancer's peppermint

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mocha latte's.

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Okay, coming right up.

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Great.

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Hey listen, you don't have

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any booze back there, do you?

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Uh.

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Whatever kind, really.

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(barista laughs)

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You're funny.

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Yeah, I wasn't.

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Nevermind.

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Go, make the latte's.

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Holly, Winters, is that you?

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Uh, it's actually Holly Frost

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now, Danica.

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Where's the ring?

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Oh I didn't, I didn't get

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married,

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I just changed my name.

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From Winters to Frost, but why?

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They're basically the same

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thing.

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Nope, they're not.

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Well, I'm actually married.

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And get this,

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I'm the Mayor now.

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It's crazy, right?

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(Danica laughs)

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Hm.

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Today, I am giving back to our

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community.

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Did you want me to wrap anything

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for you?

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Oh, just your sweet little

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mouth.

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I see you're just the

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same old Grinchy Holly.

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Oh no, come on, look.

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I can be cordial.

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Like how is your hot cousin?

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Oh, you mean my cousin Chris

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Pringle.

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The one who you dumped

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via IM on graduation day?

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No that you would care,

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but Chris has actually been

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through a lot recently.

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He just lost his wife.

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Hopefully not to, cancer.

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Hot air balloon.

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Like it caught on fire?

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No.

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One fell on her.

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Holly.

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Your latte's are ready.

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Oh, great.

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Hey, these uh, bows could use

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a little work there, Mayor.

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Pretty uh, limp.

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It's not limp.

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Hotel's sold out.

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Yeah, since it's the 75th

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anniversary,

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everything's booked.

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But I got a better idea.

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I can just put a blow up in

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the back of the van and uh,

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I'll sleep in the front seat.

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It's not necessary.

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I have a place we can stay.

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(cheerful music)

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Oh, Holly!

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Son of a nutcracker,

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you're really here!

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This is magical, wow.

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(ominous music)

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- Hi!

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- Hi.

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Okay, yeah, all right.

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Oh, you're really shaking there.

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Okay, that's quite enough.

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Oh my gosh.

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Let me look at you.

300
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,093
Just, wow.

301
00:11:24,093 --> 00:11:27,123
My little sister, the big

302
00:11:24,093 --> 00:11:27,123
city TV star in the flesh.

303
00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:30,162
I just, oh hi.

304
00:11:30,162 --> 00:11:31,202
Is that your boyfriend?

305
00:11:31,202 --> 00:11:33,082
No, it's my camera man.

306
00:11:33,082 --> 00:11:34,123
His name is Sam.

307
00:11:34,123 --> 00:11:35,253
Camera man Sam.

308
00:11:35,253 --> 00:11:36,192
Camera man Sam.

309
00:11:36,192 --> 00:11:38,072
That is fun to say.

310
00:11:38,072 --> 00:11:39,062
I'm Cookie.

311
00:11:40,123 --> 00:11:42,062
Oh, Hol, I'm just so tickled

312
00:11:40,123 --> 00:11:42,062
you're back.

313
00:11:42,062 --> 00:11:43,223
We have so much catching up to

314
00:11:42,062 --> 00:11:43,223
do.

315
00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:46,113
We can wrap gifts and sip cider

316
00:11:43,223 --> 00:11:46,113
and oh,

317
00:11:46,113 --> 00:11:49,273
we can cook a holiday beef

318
00:11:46,113 --> 00:11:49,273
brisket on Christmas night.

319
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,182
Yeah, no.

320
00:11:50,182 --> 00:11:52,093
I leave first thing on the 25th.

321
00:11:52,093 --> 00:11:54,172
I'm just, I'm just here for

322
00:11:52,093 --> 00:11:54,172
work.

323
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,133
Oh.

324
00:11:56,213 --> 00:11:57,162
Boo.

325
00:11:57,162 --> 00:12:00,093
Well, I will take what I can

326
00:11:57,162 --> 00:12:00,093
get, so.

327
00:12:00,093 --> 00:12:01,113
That's great.

328
00:12:01,113 --> 00:12:02,292
How bout some of that cider?

329
00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:03,273
I have so much cider.

330
00:12:03,273 --> 00:12:05,312
I have three different flavors

331
00:12:03,273 --> 00:12:05,312
of cider.

332
00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:08,032
I have nutmeg cider,

333
00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:08,032
which is crazy, I know.

334
00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:10,273
(cheerful music)

335
00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:16,202
There it is, just like you left

336
00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:16,202
it.

337
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,082
Not really.

338
00:12:18,082 --> 00:12:19,282
What is all this shit doing in

339
00:12:18,082 --> 00:12:19,282
here?

340
00:12:19,282 --> 00:12:21,273
Oh, I turned the attic

341
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:24,233
into my Christmas sweater sewing

342
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:24,233
studio.

343
00:12:25,273 --> 00:12:27,152
Okay.

344
00:12:27,152 --> 00:12:28,312
Holly, I really wish

345
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,123
you'd reconsider leaving

346
00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:31,123
Christmas morning.

347
00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:33,133
It would mean a lot to have

348
00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:33,133
you here for the holiday.

349
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:37,143
You know, spend some quality

350
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:37,143
time with family, with me.

351
00:12:37,143 --> 00:12:42,023
Yeah, I um, I really gotta

352
00:12:37,143 --> 00:12:42,023
get ready for the story, so.

353
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,172
Hey, I can take a hint.

354
00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:50,202
(tense music)

355
00:12:56,302 --> 00:13:00,072
(light bells ringing)

356
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:02,302
Mm.

357
00:13:05,103 --> 00:13:07,192
(Holly laughs)

358
00:13:07,192 --> 00:13:08,202
Oh, so cute.

359
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:19,072
(ominous music)

360
00:13:26,162 --> 00:13:27,213
Dear Satan?

361
00:13:27,213 --> 00:13:30,052
(dark music)

362
00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:49,152
I wrote Satan.

363
00:13:51,292 --> 00:13:54,233
(cheerful music)

364
00:13:57,233 --> 00:13:58,263
Greetings.

365
00:13:58,263 --> 00:14:00,273
Chad Pringle and?

366
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,302
Joy Wreath.

367
00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:06,052
O-M-Gingerbread, I heard

368
00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:06,052
rumors she was back in town.

369
00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:07,312
Is the famous Holly Winters

370
00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:09,103
really sitting with us

371
00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:09,103
right now?

372
00:14:09,103 --> 00:14:10,182
It's Holly Frost now.

373
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,023
Oh, you got married.

374
00:14:12,023 --> 00:14:14,103
Why does everyone keep asking me

375
00:14:12,023 --> 00:14:14,103
that?

376
00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:15,253
I love the blazer.

377
00:14:15,253 --> 00:14:19,233
Coral, or is it more tangerine?

378
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,113
It's definitely tangerine.

379
00:14:21,113 --> 00:14:23,123
I wish I could wear something so

380
00:14:21,113 --> 00:14:23,123
bold.

381
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:27,023
My boss doesn't like me in

382
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:27,023
anything but muted tones.

383
00:14:27,023 --> 00:14:28,133
And always a turtleneck.

384
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,072
Mm, boss sounds like

385
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,072
a controlling asshole.

386
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,182
It's cousin Danica.

387
00:14:32,182 --> 00:14:33,093
Oh.

388
00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:34,042
Oh, Joy's the Mayor's assistant.

389
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:37,172
And, I'm working for your aunt

390
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:37,172
now.

391
00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:39,133
Aunt Becky's still alive?

392
00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,123
After years of consuming

393
00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:43,213
all that butter and

394
00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:43,213
sugar by the truckload.

395
00:14:43,213 --> 00:14:45,182
Holly was always such a kidder.

396
00:14:45,182 --> 00:14:48,032
My funny, fabulous bestie.

397
00:14:48,032 --> 00:14:50,093
And then she dumped me

398
00:14:48,032 --> 00:14:50,093
and my brother Chris

399
00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:54,143
and all of Ornaments for

400
00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:54,143
bigger and brighter things.

401
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,182
Not that I'm still

402
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,182
totally devastated by it.

403
00:14:56,182 --> 00:14:57,273
Well, I mean, what?

404
00:15:00,062 --> 00:15:02,302
(romantic music)

405
00:15:06,292 --> 00:15:08,152
Chad,

406
00:15:08,152 --> 00:15:09,123
and Holly.

407
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,192
Chris.

408
00:15:14,182 --> 00:15:15,302
Sup.

409
00:15:15,302 --> 00:15:19,082
Wow, Christmas came early.

410
00:15:19,082 --> 00:15:19,282
Yeah.

411
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:23,282
Uh, we'll see you both later?

412
00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:26,133
At the bakery, for letters to

413
00:15:23,282 --> 00:15:26,133
Santa?

414
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,123
Yeah.

415
00:15:27,123 --> 00:15:32,093
Um, uh, maybe um, after

416
00:15:27,123 --> 00:15:32,093
my gig we could uh,

417
00:15:32,093 --> 00:15:34,133
uh, catch up, you know.

418
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,103
Grab dinner or something.

419
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,093
Yeah Hol, I'd really love that.

420
00:15:38,093 --> 00:15:39,052
Cool.

421
00:15:40,052 --> 00:15:42,103
(girl gasps)

422
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:44,062
Who's the pretty lady, daddy?

423
00:15:44,062 --> 00:15:45,103
Oh Faith, I'd like you

424
00:15:44,062 --> 00:15:45,103
to meet my old friend.

425
00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:46,253
This is Holly.

426
00:15:46,253 --> 00:15:48,103
You have a kid?

427
00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:50,143
He does indeed, hi.

428
00:15:50,143 --> 00:15:51,263
What are you asking Santa for

429
00:15:50,143 --> 00:15:51,263
this year?

430
00:15:51,263 --> 00:15:53,152
Excuse me?

431
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,052
Santa.

432
00:15:55,192 --> 00:15:57,243
What do you want for Christmas?

433
00:15:57,243 --> 00:15:59,133
I don't see a ring on that

434
00:15:57,243 --> 00:15:59,133
finger,

435
00:15:59,133 --> 00:16:01,263
so perhaps to land a husband.

436
00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:02,172
(Holly laughs cynically)

437
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:04,253
Maybe you should ask your daddy

438
00:16:04,253 --> 00:16:07,032
for a reality check on both this

439
00:16:04,253 --> 00:16:07,032
year.

440
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,133
What?

441
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,292
You don't believe in love or

442
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,292
Santa?

443
00:16:12,312 --> 00:16:15,143
I mean what is the point of

444
00:16:12,312 --> 00:16:15,143
living?

445
00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:17,103
It's almost six, Holly.

446
00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:18,143
We gotta start setting up.

447
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:19,093
Oh, thank Christ.

448
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,172
Um, well we'll make a plan later

449
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:23,172
then?

450
00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:25,113
Yeah, I uh,

451
00:16:25,113 --> 00:16:28,032
I don't really think I'm

452
00:16:25,113 --> 00:16:28,032
gonna be hungry, but thanks.

453
00:16:30,192 --> 00:16:31,282
Santa is real, sweetie.

454
00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:37,052
(sleigh bells ringing)

455
00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:42,213
I spy my big city successful

456
00:16:38,292 --> 00:16:42,213
niece!

457
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,123
Aunt Becky?

458
00:16:45,123 --> 00:16:46,263
Is Rudolph's nose red?

459
00:16:46,263 --> 00:16:48,282
(Aunt Becky laughs)

460
00:16:48,282 --> 00:16:49,192
Oh, hello.

461
00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:53,253
You must be Holly's main

462
00:16:51,072 --> 00:16:53,253
squeeze.

463
00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:54,202
Uh.

464
00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,213
Call me Aunt Becky, everyone

465
00:16:54,202 --> 00:16:56,213
does.

466
00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:58,312
Are you sure that you're my Aunt

467
00:16:56,213 --> 00:16:58,312
Becky?

468
00:16:58,312 --> 00:17:00,023
I mean the last time I saw her

469
00:16:58,312 --> 00:17:00,023
she was--

470
00:17:00,023 --> 00:17:00,273
Round?

471
00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:01,273
Big, plump.

472
00:17:01,273 --> 00:17:02,223
(Aunt Becky laughs)

473
00:17:02,223 --> 00:17:03,172
Yeah.

474
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:06,052
I lost 162 pounds this past

475
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:06,052
winter.

476
00:17:06,052 --> 00:17:07,032
Jesus.

477
00:17:07,032 --> 00:17:08,213
Well I definitely prayed to him

478
00:17:07,032 --> 00:17:08,213
about it.

479
00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:09,213
But what really melted

480
00:17:09,213 --> 00:17:12,273
that stubborn fat away

481
00:17:09,213 --> 00:17:12,273
was a change in diet.

482
00:17:12,273 --> 00:17:16,082
I used to constantly

483
00:17:12,273 --> 00:17:16,082
taste test my cookies.

484
00:17:16,082 --> 00:17:18,223
But then I started to

485
00:17:16,082 --> 00:17:18,223
play a game with myself.

486
00:17:18,223 --> 00:17:21,223
I would give them all names.

487
00:17:21,223 --> 00:17:23,213
Like my little cookie children.

488
00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:25,263
I wouldn't eat my children.

489
00:17:26,223 --> 00:17:29,072
Okay, so what about the

490
00:17:26,223 --> 00:17:29,072
people who do eat them?

491
00:17:30,282 --> 00:17:31,233
Don't mind if I do.

492
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:33,223
Hey, get your.

493
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:35,062
So why are you dressed like

494
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:35,062
you're

495
00:17:35,062 --> 00:17:36,312
about to service a fruitcake?

496
00:17:36,312 --> 00:17:39,193
Well this is my caroling

497
00:17:36,312 --> 00:17:39,193
costume, thank you for asking.

498
00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:42,062
I'm on my way to rehearsal right

499
00:17:39,193 --> 00:17:42,062
now.

500
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,082
Oh sweetie, you should come.

501
00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:45,112
You've always had the most

502
00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:45,112
beautiful singing voice.

503
00:17:45,112 --> 00:17:46,273
Yeah, it was kind of millennial.

504
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,102
Debbie!

505
00:17:48,102 --> 00:17:49,062
Oh, here, can you hold this.

506
00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:50,153
Debbie.

507
00:17:49,062 --> 00:17:50,153
I don't wanna.

508
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:53,173
Alcohol, where is the alcohol.

509
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,122
(tray slamming)

510
00:17:55,122 --> 00:17:57,273
So uh, where's Chris?

511
00:17:57,273 --> 00:18:00,142
Chris is with my brother,

512
00:17:57,273 --> 00:18:00,142
the sheriff,

513
00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:01,233
over on Quinton Avenue.

514
00:18:02,223 --> 00:18:04,193
Chris spotted some vaping teens

515
00:18:04,193 --> 00:18:07,092
trespassing on Goldman's

516
00:18:04,193 --> 00:18:07,092
property

517
00:18:07,092 --> 00:18:08,092
hooking up Christmas lights.

518
00:18:08,092 --> 00:18:11,052
Personally I think they

519
00:18:08,092 --> 00:18:11,052
were doing them a favor.

520
00:18:11,052 --> 00:18:12,243
They are the only house on the

521
00:18:11,052 --> 00:18:12,243
street

522
00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:14,092
without any Christmas lights.

523
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,032
People are allowed to be

524
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,032
Jewish in Ornaments, Danica.

525
00:18:18,273 --> 00:18:19,282
I never said that.

526
00:18:22,042 --> 00:18:23,282
See y'all on TV.

527
00:18:23,282 --> 00:18:25,052
Let's do this.

528
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:25,312
All right.

529
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,052
Okay, here we go.

530
00:18:28,153 --> 00:18:30,142
Smile, smile, smile.

531
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:34,102
CAMERA MAN: Live in three, two,

532
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:34,102
one.

533
00:18:34,102 --> 00:18:36,233
It is such a joy to watch these

534
00:18:34,102 --> 00:18:36,233
faces

535
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:39,302
jot down what they might like

536
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:39,302
from Santa.

537
00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:44,062
I'll be back here tomorrow

538
00:18:39,302 --> 00:18:44,062
night for the hot cocoa ho-down.

539
00:18:44,062 --> 00:18:45,032
Yeehaw!

540
00:18:46,023 --> 00:18:50,183
I'm Holly Frost, Channel

541
00:18:46,023 --> 00:18:50,183
6 News, Christie, Dean.

542
00:18:51,153 --> 00:18:52,102
CAMERA MAN: And we're out.

543
00:18:52,102 --> 00:18:54,032
Drink, please.

544
00:18:52,102 --> 00:18:54,032
CAMERA MAN: Awesome.

545
00:18:54,312 --> 00:18:56,292
Here, let me get you a glass.

546
00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:58,023
Don't worry about it.

547
00:18:58,023 --> 00:19:01,112
I'm just gonna drink from

548
00:18:58,023 --> 00:19:01,112
the bottle, but thanks.

549
00:19:06,163 --> 00:19:07,132
I'll,

550
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,213
I'll be right back.

551
00:19:11,142 --> 00:19:12,102
Greetings.

552
00:19:17,233 --> 00:19:21,042
Dear Satan,

553
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:25,072
it's been 21, scratch that.

554
00:19:25,072 --> 00:19:28,092
22 years.

555
00:19:28,092 --> 00:19:32,112
Thanks for ruining Christmas,

556
00:19:28,092 --> 00:19:32,112
dick.

557
00:19:32,112 --> 00:19:35,312
You can keep it.

558
00:19:37,023 --> 00:19:40,032
Screw you.

559
00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:48,302
Sincerely, not yours.

560
00:19:48,302 --> 00:19:51,203
Holly Frost.

561
00:19:56,173 --> 00:19:59,092
(magical music)

562
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,263
Hey uh,

563
00:20:16,062 --> 00:20:20,112
do you wanna show me the back of

564
00:20:16,062 --> 00:20:20,112
your van?

565
00:20:20,112 --> 00:20:21,132
Uh.

566
00:20:20,112 --> 00:20:21,132
Come on.

567
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:26,213
(mysterious music)

568
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,082
Business.

569
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,203
Casual.

570
00:20:36,183 --> 00:20:38,173
Take off your pants.

571
00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:41,023
I have to take off the shoes

572
00:20:38,173 --> 00:20:41,023
first.

573
00:20:41,023 --> 00:20:42,203
But shouldn't we like just start

574
00:20:41,023 --> 00:20:42,203
kissing?

575
00:20:42,203 --> 00:20:44,173
Oh, there's gonna be absolutely

576
00:20:46,183 --> 00:20:47,142
no kissing.

577
00:20:49,243 --> 00:20:50,142
Okay.

578
00:20:50,142 --> 00:20:52,122
Let me help you with those.

579
00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:53,082
Really?

580
00:20:59,032 --> 00:21:00,072
What's wrong?

581
00:21:00,312 --> 00:21:02,292
It's not you.

582
00:21:02,292 --> 00:21:03,233
It's that.

583
00:21:03,233 --> 00:21:04,302
(ominous music)

584
00:21:04,302 --> 00:21:05,292
It's my wife.

585
00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:09,052
I'm not sure I'm ready to do

586
00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:09,052
this to her.

587
00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:10,263
Okay.

588
00:21:10,263 --> 00:21:11,253
To be honest, we should just.

589
00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:13,122
I mean, try to keep

590
00:21:11,253 --> 00:21:13,122
this thing professional.

591
00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:14,122
Professional.

592
00:21:14,122 --> 00:21:17,062
That's how I ended up

593
00:21:14,122 --> 00:21:17,062
in the back of your van.

594
00:21:17,062 --> 00:21:18,082
With my top off.

595
00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:22,132
By both of us keeping

596
00:21:18,082 --> 00:21:22,132
things super professional.

597
00:21:22,132 --> 00:21:23,082
We've got.

598
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,233
Oh, and by the way,

599
00:21:25,233 --> 00:21:29,062
your earring is super lame.

600
00:21:29,062 --> 00:21:30,183
Where did you get it?

601
00:21:30,183 --> 00:21:31,302
Hot Topic?

602
00:21:32,253 --> 00:21:33,302
My daughter.

603
00:21:33,302 --> 00:21:36,052
My daughter got me this.

604
00:21:36,052 --> 00:21:39,042
(melancholy music)

605
00:21:41,112 --> 00:21:42,233
And I'm drunk.

606
00:21:44,193 --> 00:21:48,122
♪ Four golden rings ♪

607
00:21:48,122 --> 00:21:50,062
♪ Three ♪

608
00:21:50,062 --> 00:21:52,282
(slowing music)

609
00:21:54,203 --> 00:21:56,273
Darby's Dream Wagon.

610
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,112
(tires screeching)

611
00:21:58,112 --> 00:21:59,153
Woo!

612
00:21:59,153 --> 00:22:00,312
Party rocking.

613
00:22:00,312 --> 00:22:03,263
Coming in and I'm a--

614
00:22:03,263 --> 00:22:04,253
Ah, bummer!

615
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,082
(melancholy music)

616
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:17,253
(loud banging on van)

617
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,132
Whoa!

618
00:22:19,132 --> 00:22:20,122
What the hell?

619
00:22:20,122 --> 00:22:23,213
(loud slamming on van)

620
00:22:25,153 --> 00:22:26,102
Okay.

621
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,153
Uh, all right.

622
00:22:29,153 --> 00:22:32,112
(Holly screaming)

623
00:22:33,282 --> 00:22:35,132
(sirens blaring)

624
00:22:35,132 --> 00:22:36,153
Pull over, ma'am.

625
00:22:36,153 --> 00:22:37,282
Pull over.

626
00:22:37,282 --> 00:22:40,042
Great, the pigs here to ruin the

627
00:22:37,282 --> 00:22:40,042
fun.

628
00:22:40,042 --> 00:22:41,062
Ma'am, put your hands up.

629
00:22:41,062 --> 00:22:42,263
Don't flipping ma'am me.

630
00:22:42,263 --> 00:22:46,062
I am only 27 years old.

631
00:22:46,062 --> 00:22:47,223
Turn around, ma'am.

632
00:22:47,223 --> 00:22:49,032
Quit calling me--

633
00:22:49,032 --> 00:22:51,292
(romantic music)

634
00:22:51,292 --> 00:22:54,042
Hello, sailor.

635
00:22:54,042 --> 00:22:56,062
(slamming on van)

636
00:22:56,062 --> 00:22:58,213
Hi, hi, uh yeah there's

637
00:22:56,062 --> 00:22:58,213
something on the roof of my van

638
00:22:58,213 --> 00:23:00,243
and it seems pretty angry and

639
00:22:58,213 --> 00:23:00,243
uh.

640
00:23:00,243 --> 00:23:02,122
I, I don't know what it is.

641
00:23:02,122 --> 00:23:04,112
It could be a large person or a

642
00:23:02,122 --> 00:23:04,112
moose.

643
00:23:05,072 --> 00:23:06,082
No this isn't a joke.

644
00:23:06,082 --> 00:23:07,142
Hello?

645
00:23:07,142 --> 00:23:08,102
Hello?

646
00:23:08,102 --> 00:23:09,312
Ma'am, have you been drinking,

647
00:23:08,102 --> 00:23:09,312
ma'am?

648
00:23:09,312 --> 00:23:10,263
What are you gonna do?

649
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:13,032
Breatheralyze me for ridin'

650
00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:13,032
around

651
00:23:13,032 --> 00:23:15,042
in a little bitty kids toy?

652
00:23:15,042 --> 00:23:16,193
Technically, you were driving.

653
00:23:16,193 --> 00:23:17,263
So we're gonna need to see some

654
00:23:16,193 --> 00:23:17,263
ID.

655
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:19,183
Hm, okay.

656
00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:22,183
Well how bout I see your ID's,

657
00:23:19,183 --> 00:23:22,183
huh?

658
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,292
I'm Sheriff Wreath.

659
00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:25,273
Hm.

660
00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:26,292
This is Deputy Wreath.

661
00:23:26,292 --> 00:23:30,023
You guys don't happen to

662
00:23:26,292 --> 00:23:30,023
be related to Joy, do you?

663
00:23:30,023 --> 00:23:32,082
Why, 'cause we're the

664
00:23:30,023 --> 00:23:32,082
only black people in town?

665
00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:35,032
Because your last name's are

666
00:23:32,082 --> 00:23:35,032
both Wreath.

667
00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:37,092
We're brothers.

668
00:23:37,092 --> 00:23:38,193
Joy's our sister.

669
00:23:38,193 --> 00:23:40,142
Sexy siblings.

670
00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:44,082
Bet your parents are pretty hot,

671
00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:44,082
too.

672
00:23:45,302 --> 00:23:46,273
They're dead.

673
00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:49,122
Samezies.

674
00:23:49,122 --> 00:23:50,082
Hello?

675
00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:53,243
(ominous music)

676
00:24:03,163 --> 00:24:06,112
(engine choking)

677
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,032
(tense music)

678
00:24:08,032 --> 00:24:09,253
So is Aunt Becky your real aunt?

679
00:24:09,253 --> 00:24:10,233
Mm-hm.

680
00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,312
'Cause her angel cookies are the

681
00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,312
bomb.com.

682
00:24:12,312 --> 00:24:15,102
Nerd alert.

683
00:24:15,102 --> 00:24:16,183
Pretty hot nerd, though.

684
00:24:18,062 --> 00:24:19,042
Deputy.

685
00:24:19,042 --> 00:24:20,233
Sorry, um.

686
00:24:20,233 --> 00:24:23,032
Look, we're gonna let you

687
00:24:20,233 --> 00:24:23,032
off with just a warning.

688
00:24:23,032 --> 00:24:23,273
(Holly gasps)

689
00:24:23,273 --> 00:24:25,052
But that's only 'cause of Aunt

690
00:24:23,273 --> 00:24:25,052
B.

691
00:24:25,052 --> 00:24:28,253
She's been real supportive of

692
00:24:25,052 --> 00:24:28,253
us, less experienced singers.

693
00:24:28,253 --> 00:24:30,213
Oh God, you're a caroler?

694
00:24:30,213 --> 00:24:32,042
When in Ornaments, right?

695
00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:36,052
Well, gentlemen, it is getting

696
00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:36,052
late

697
00:24:36,052 --> 00:24:37,253
and it has been a pleasure.

698
00:24:39,112 --> 00:24:42,223
But I will see you later.

699
00:24:42,223 --> 00:24:43,292
Have a lovely evening.

700
00:24:45,052 --> 00:24:45,302
(engine choking)

701
00:24:45,302 --> 00:24:46,263
Come on!

702
00:24:49,302 --> 00:24:52,213
(ominous music)

703
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:55,153
No.

704
00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:58,203
No no no no no no.

705
00:24:58,203 --> 00:24:59,292
No no no no no!

706
00:25:02,193 --> 00:25:03,223
(glass shattering)

707
00:25:02,193 --> 00:25:03,223
Whoa!

708
00:25:03,223 --> 00:25:04,253
(camera man screaming)

709
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,102
Help me, please, no!

710
00:25:06,102 --> 00:25:08,263
(Satan Claus growling)

711
00:25:08,263 --> 00:25:10,112
SATAN CLAUS: Hot Topic.

712
00:25:10,112 --> 00:25:12,312
(intense music)

713
00:25:21,183 --> 00:25:22,153
God.

714
00:25:25,082 --> 00:25:26,042
Yes.

715
00:25:29,042 --> 00:25:30,292
Sam, come on, we gotta go.

716
00:25:30,292 --> 00:25:34,173
I need some caffeine before

717
00:25:30,292 --> 00:25:34,173
this sad hot cocoa ho-down.

718
00:25:35,263 --> 00:25:37,173
Come on Sam, giddy-up, let's go.

719
00:25:37,173 --> 00:25:40,153
Don't care if you're

720
00:25:37,173 --> 00:25:40,153
naked, I am coming in.

721
00:25:40,153 --> 00:25:41,112
Woo!

722
00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:45,092
Yeah I've called Sam like 100

723
00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:45,092
times

724
00:25:45,092 --> 00:25:46,112
and the news van is gone.

725
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,032
I need you to send me

726
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,032
another camera man, ASAP.

727
00:25:48,032 --> 00:25:50,243
Preferably one without a dead

728
00:25:48,032 --> 00:25:50,243
wife.

729
00:25:50,243 --> 00:25:51,153
No, there's no time, Holly.

730
00:25:51,153 --> 00:25:52,142
If Sam doesn't resurface soon,

731
00:25:52,142 --> 00:25:54,193
just find a townie with camera

732
00:25:52,142 --> 00:25:54,193
experience.

733
00:25:54,193 --> 00:25:55,263
Oh, by the way,

734
00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:58,142
the audience seemed to buy what

735
00:25:55,263 --> 00:25:58,142
you were selling last night.

736
00:25:58,142 --> 00:25:59,302
So keep it up.

737
00:25:59,302 --> 00:26:01,132
(Holly sighs)

738
00:26:01,132 --> 00:26:03,112
Want to knit a Christmas sweater

739
00:26:01,132 --> 00:26:03,112
with me?

740
00:26:05,092 --> 00:26:09,173
I'm thinking maybe a cat riding

741
00:26:05,092 --> 00:26:09,173
a dog who's on a reindeer.

742
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:13,082
And, they're all in Santa hats.

743
00:26:14,253 --> 00:26:16,263
As super fun and creative as

744
00:26:14,253 --> 00:26:16,263
that sounds,

745
00:26:16,263 --> 00:26:18,312
I need to find somebody who

746
00:26:16,263 --> 00:26:18,312
knows how to work a camera

747
00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:21,092
for tonight's segment

748
00:26:18,312 --> 00:26:21,092
because that sexy loser

749
00:26:21,092 --> 00:26:23,163
with the stupid sexy earring is

750
00:26:21,092 --> 00:26:23,163
MIA.

751
00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:24,243
Oh well what about Chris

752
00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:24,243
Pringle?

753
00:26:24,243 --> 00:26:26,132
When he's not selling Christmas

754
00:26:24,243 --> 00:26:26,132
trees,

755
00:26:26,132 --> 00:26:28,263
he's teaching videography

756
00:26:26,132 --> 00:26:28,263
at Ornaments High.

757
00:26:28,263 --> 00:26:30,092
And he's also single.

758
00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:35,042
My, my ex with the

759
00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:35,042
bizarro teen child, right.

760
00:26:36,032 --> 00:26:39,233
But I mean, what choice do

761
00:26:36,032 --> 00:26:39,233
I have?

762
00:26:39,233 --> 00:26:40,292
Oh, choose love.

763
00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:44,072
Ah, this is kinda like when

764
00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:44,072
we were back in high school.

765
00:26:44,072 --> 00:26:47,173
You doing the video morning

766
00:26:44,072 --> 00:26:47,173
announcements while I filmed it.

767
00:26:47,173 --> 00:26:49,153
Except, no braces for this guy.

768
00:26:50,243 --> 00:26:52,263
Carol's Electronics should

769
00:26:50,243 --> 00:26:52,263
have everything we need.

770
00:26:54,142 --> 00:26:56,273
There may be no need for

771
00:26:54,142 --> 00:26:56,273
Carol's.

772
00:26:56,273 --> 00:26:58,193
Hey, Kevins, we found the van,

773
00:26:58,193 --> 00:27:01,072
but there is obviously no sign

774
00:26:58,193 --> 00:27:01,072
of Sam.

775
00:27:01,072 --> 00:27:02,263
Holly, come here!

776
00:27:04,072 --> 00:27:05,142
Six, six, six.

777
00:27:07,142 --> 00:27:08,253
The number of the beast?

778
00:27:09,193 --> 00:27:11,042
I'll test the red stuff for you

779
00:27:09,193 --> 00:27:11,042
guys

780
00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:12,102
but I'm telling you, this is

781
00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:12,102
probably just

782
00:27:12,102 --> 00:27:15,193
a couple of teenage vaping

783
00:27:12,102 --> 00:27:15,193
hooligans

784
00:27:15,193 --> 00:27:16,243
out trying to have a good time.

785
00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:19,132
Okay, well my camera man is

786
00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:19,132
not at Ornaments Hospital,

787
00:27:19,132 --> 00:27:22,163
so theorize that one for me,

788
00:27:19,132 --> 00:27:22,163
Sheriff.

789
00:27:22,163 --> 00:27:24,112
Telling me how to do my job?

790
00:27:24,112 --> 00:27:25,153
Chris, I'll meet you back here

791
00:27:24,112 --> 00:27:25,153
in five.

792
00:27:25,153 --> 00:27:28,042
I'm gonna go smash a Texas

793
00:27:25,153 --> 00:27:28,042
Mickey of creme de cacao.

794
00:27:28,312 --> 00:27:29,302
Hm, okay.

795
00:27:31,213 --> 00:27:33,122
Thanks, Candace.

796
00:27:33,122 --> 00:27:35,302
Hey, are you two coming

797
00:27:33,122 --> 00:27:35,302
to the hot cocoa ho-down?

798
00:27:35,302 --> 00:27:37,173
I'll be filming for a

799
00:27:35,302 --> 00:27:37,173
big city news station.

800
00:27:37,173 --> 00:27:39,253
Gosh, that sounds just swell.

801
00:27:39,253 --> 00:27:41,062
We'll be there as soon as we

802
00:27:39,253 --> 00:27:41,062
close up.

803
00:27:41,062 --> 00:27:43,052
Au revoir.

804
00:27:41,062 --> 00:27:43,052
Merry Christmas.

805
00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,112
Merry Christmas.

806
00:27:43,052 --> 00:27:44,112
Yeah.

807
00:27:45,302 --> 00:27:47,213
All right, everybody.

808
00:27:47,213 --> 00:27:51,233
We are closed, so if

809
00:27:47,213 --> 00:27:51,233
you could go ho ho home.

810
00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:52,153
Merry Christmas!

811
00:27:52,153 --> 00:27:53,233
Merry Christmas.

812
00:27:52,153 --> 00:27:53,233
Merry Christmas.

813
00:27:53,233 --> 00:27:55,023
Merry Christmas.

814
00:27:53,233 --> 00:27:55,023
Merry Christmas.

815
00:27:55,023 --> 00:27:55,273
Happy holidays.

816
00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:59,112
Jingle all the way!

817
00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:59,112
Merry Christmas!

818
00:28:00,173 --> 00:28:03,173
Do you really want to go to that

819
00:28:00,173 --> 00:28:03,173
ho-down?

820
00:28:03,173 --> 00:28:05,062
Of course, it's a classic.

821
00:28:05,062 --> 00:28:07,122
It's my favorite event

822
00:28:05,062 --> 00:28:07,122
of the whole season.

823
00:28:07,122 --> 00:28:08,082
And you heard Mr Pringle,

824
00:28:08,082 --> 00:28:09,282
they're gonna broadcast it on

825
00:28:08,082 --> 00:28:09,282
live TV.

826
00:28:09,282 --> 00:28:11,223
We can wave at our mom's.

827
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:13,243
But Mayor Danica won the

828
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:13,243
song contest this year,

829
00:28:13,243 --> 00:28:16,082
which means she'll be singing

830
00:28:13,243 --> 00:28:16,082
"Saucy Santa" there tonight.

831
00:28:16,082 --> 00:28:18,233
That song makes my ears bleed,

832
00:28:16,082 --> 00:28:18,233
Cameron.

833
00:28:18,233 --> 00:28:21,203
(Candace humming)

834
00:28:24,243 --> 00:28:26,102
Really, I,

835
00:28:26,102 --> 00:28:27,273
I think it's super catchy.

836
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,273
Well let's just stay here.

837
00:28:29,273 --> 00:28:32,273
Or, do you wanna graduate

838
00:28:29,273 --> 00:28:32,273
high school still

839
00:28:32,273 --> 00:28:33,282
holding your V card?

840
00:28:35,153 --> 00:28:36,282
I thought I did.

841
00:28:36,282 --> 00:28:37,193
Think about it.

842
00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:39,142
Everyone will be at town hall,

843
00:28:39,142 --> 00:28:43,273
which means that we can scream,

844
00:28:39,142 --> 00:28:43,273
moan as loud as we want.

845
00:28:43,273 --> 00:28:45,122
Now do you?

846
00:28:45,122 --> 00:28:46,243
I don't know, Candace.

847
00:28:46,243 --> 00:28:48,052
Aunt Becky's got surveillance

848
00:28:48,052 --> 00:28:50,042
in case those vaping

849
00:28:48,052 --> 00:28:50,042
teens get the munchies.

850
00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:52,122
We never know when she

851
00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:52,122
might be watching us.

852
00:28:53,312 --> 00:28:54,292
Not today.

853
00:28:56,282 --> 00:28:57,253
Now.

854
00:29:03,092 --> 00:29:07,142
Now, take off that damn

855
00:29:03,092 --> 00:29:07,142
apron you sexy elf.

856
00:29:07,142 --> 00:29:10,052
(Cameron gasps)

857
00:29:12,193 --> 00:29:13,302
When did you start swearing?

858
00:29:13,302 --> 00:29:15,312
That big city TV lady inspired

859
00:29:13,302 --> 00:29:15,312
me.

860
00:29:19,302 --> 00:29:22,092
(cheerful music)

861
00:29:22,092 --> 00:29:24,062
Do you hear that?

862
00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:26,052
My heart beating like

863
00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:26,052
a little drummer boy?

864
00:29:26,052 --> 00:29:26,312
No.

865
00:29:28,092 --> 00:29:29,062
Danica bells.

866
00:29:29,062 --> 00:29:30,122
Who cares?

867
00:29:31,062 --> 00:29:33,153
♪ Light the candle and come to

868
00:29:31,062 --> 00:29:33,153
me ♪

869
00:29:33,153 --> 00:29:34,142
Oh no, you can go.

870
00:29:34,142 --> 00:29:35,243
I'll go this, yeah.

871
00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:38,153
♪ And we'll see ♪

872
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:42,112
♪ I trim the tree so you

873
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:42,112
find the missing till ♪

874
00:29:42,112 --> 00:29:43,052
♪ Tuck the ribbon ♪

875
00:29:43,052 --> 00:29:44,273
Okay, it is, it is a pinch

876
00:29:43,052 --> 00:29:44,273
grating.

877
00:29:44,273 --> 00:29:46,032
Pinch?

878
00:29:46,032 --> 00:29:48,122
♪ This Christmas tree ♪

879
00:29:46,032 --> 00:29:48,122
- Where's it coming from?

880
00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:50,052
- I don't know.

881
00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:50,052
♪ Would you like to see ♪

882
00:29:50,052 --> 00:29:52,122
♪ Something new, put that hat on

883
00:29:50,052 --> 00:29:52,122
me ♪

884
00:29:52,122 --> 00:29:54,273
(speaker ringing loudly)

885
00:29:54,273 --> 00:29:56,203
The speakers aren't even

886
00:29:54,273 --> 00:29:56,203
connected.

887
00:29:56,203 --> 00:30:01,292
We're going to die

888
00:29:56,203 --> 00:30:01,292
listening to this stupid song!

889
00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:03,032
- What?

890
00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:03,032
- Look!

891
00:30:05,032 --> 00:30:10,052
(teens whimpering)

892
00:30:05,032 --> 00:30:10,052
(music blasting)

893
00:30:11,263 --> 00:30:14,223
(teens screaming)

894
00:30:39,193 --> 00:30:40,092
♪ Christmas Eve ♪

895
00:30:40,092 --> 00:30:42,042
♪ Would you like to see ♪

896
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:45,282
♪ Something new, put that hat on

897
00:30:42,042 --> 00:30:45,282
me ♪

898
00:30:45,282 --> 00:30:48,282
♪ Put it on me ♪

899
00:30:48,282 --> 00:30:51,112
♪ Baby take my hand ♪

900
00:30:51,112 --> 00:30:53,062
♪ Have a Christmas dance ♪

901
00:30:53,062 --> 00:30:56,273
♪ This is what you

902
00:30:53,062 --> 00:30:56,273
pictured all year long ♪

903
00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:58,213
♪ Put your gingerbread man ♪

904
00:30:58,213 --> 00:31:00,203
♪ In my oven and stay ♪

905
00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:04,112
♪ Nice and toasty for you ♪

906
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,253
♪ I'll be your ♪

907
00:31:06,223 --> 00:31:08,163
♪ I'll be your ♪

908
00:31:08,163 --> 00:31:10,193
Well, howdy partners.

909
00:31:10,193 --> 00:31:12,072
Oh God no, please no.

910
00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:14,122
What, I'm just getting into

911
00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:14,122
character.

912
00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:16,132
Okay, well horses don't talk.

913
00:31:16,132 --> 00:31:18,052
I had the best idea, daddy.

914
00:31:18,052 --> 00:31:19,142
We should go on a double date.

915
00:31:19,142 --> 00:31:21,173
You and Holly, and me and

916
00:31:19,142 --> 00:31:21,173
Jeremy.

917
00:31:21,173 --> 00:31:24,082
A double date with a couple

918
00:31:21,173 --> 00:31:24,082
of cosplaying underage nerds.

919
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:25,253
That's gonna be a hard pass.

920
00:31:25,253 --> 00:31:27,023
Trot off, Hope.

921
00:31:27,292 --> 00:31:28,263
It's Faith.

922
00:31:31,282 --> 00:31:33,203
Well maybe we can go out.

923
00:31:33,203 --> 00:31:35,052
Just the two of us.

924
00:31:35,052 --> 00:31:36,122
Chris, look I,

925
00:31:37,183 --> 00:31:42,023
I'm only in town for 72 hours

926
00:31:37,183 --> 00:31:42,023
and you're too good for me.

927
00:31:42,023 --> 00:31:42,292
What, who says?

928
00:31:42,292 --> 00:31:43,253
Says me.

929
00:31:43,253 --> 00:31:46,153
You're so sweet and I,

930
00:31:46,153 --> 00:31:48,263
oh God, I am so sour.

931
00:31:48,263 --> 00:31:50,132
That's my favorite kind of

932
00:31:48,263 --> 00:31:50,132
Chinese food.

933
00:31:50,132 --> 00:31:51,092
Ha ha ha.

934
00:31:52,292 --> 00:31:53,253
Alcohol?

935
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:55,282
Aren't you on the clock?

936
00:31:55,282 --> 00:31:57,112
I didn't realize you were also a

937
00:31:55,282 --> 00:31:57,112
judge.

938
00:31:57,112 --> 00:31:59,092
Look, vodka is the only thing

939
00:31:59,092 --> 00:32:01,282
that is getting me through this

940
00:31:59,092 --> 00:32:01,282
week.

941
00:32:02,243 --> 00:32:04,183
Look, I'm worried about you.

942
00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,102
Well don't be.

943
00:32:06,102 --> 00:32:08,032
I'm gonna be Connie Chung soon

944
00:32:06,102 --> 00:32:08,032
enough.

945
00:32:08,032 --> 00:32:09,112
WOMAN: Come on, let's dance!

946
00:32:09,112 --> 00:32:10,112
(Holly coughs)

947
00:32:10,112 --> 00:32:12,072
(ominous music)

948
00:32:12,072 --> 00:32:13,302
Ha ha, Holly.

949
00:32:13,302 --> 00:32:15,203
Very funny.

950
00:32:15,203 --> 00:32:19,042
(Holly coughing)

951
00:32:19,042 --> 00:32:21,042
Holly!

952
00:32:21,042 --> 00:32:23,153
What's going on?

953
00:32:23,153 --> 00:32:25,072
(Holly coughs)

954
00:32:25,072 --> 00:32:26,253
(bell dinging)

955
00:32:26,253 --> 00:32:29,193
(romantic music)

956
00:32:29,193 --> 00:32:30,153
Whoa, are you okay?

957
00:32:30,153 --> 00:32:32,213
Yeah, I just, um.

958
00:32:32,213 --> 00:32:33,183
I'm fine.

959
00:32:35,302 --> 00:32:37,153
Are you okay?

960
00:32:37,153 --> 00:32:38,173
Uh, yeah.

961
00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:39,163
I'm, I'm fine.

962
00:32:39,163 --> 00:32:41,102
Did you eat one of those

963
00:32:39,163 --> 00:32:41,102
Christmas ham balls?

964
00:32:41,102 --> 00:32:42,243
They are delicious but deadly.

965
00:32:42,243 --> 00:32:45,052
No, just a sip of spiked cocoa,

966
00:32:45,052 --> 00:32:47,292
but something got lodged in my

967
00:32:45,052 --> 00:32:47,292
throat.

968
00:32:47,292 --> 00:32:49,243
Oh, weird.

969
00:32:49,243 --> 00:32:50,302
It was this.

970
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,292
(ominous music)

971
00:32:51,292 --> 00:32:54,173
Holly, isn't that camera man

972
00:32:51,292 --> 00:32:54,173
Sam's?

973
00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:55,142
Um,

974
00:32:57,233 --> 00:32:58,203
I need a minute.

975
00:33:03,203 --> 00:33:06,142
(Holly vomiting)

976
00:33:07,273 --> 00:33:11,122
(toilet flushing)

977
00:33:11,122 --> 00:33:13,263
(dark music)

978
00:33:22,302 --> 00:33:24,173
Well happy freakin' holidays.

979
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:35,052
was in the hot cocoa dispenser?

980
00:33:35,282 --> 00:33:36,233
Yeah.

981
00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:37,273
That's very bizarre.

982
00:33:38,263 --> 00:33:41,052
But, at least my handsome,

983
00:33:38,263 --> 00:33:41,052
charming,

984
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:43,203
single brother was there to

985
00:33:41,052 --> 00:33:43,203
rescue you.

986
00:33:43,203 --> 00:33:46,062
Chad, I do not have time for

987
00:33:43,203 --> 00:33:46,062
a romance chat right now.

988
00:33:46,062 --> 00:33:47,302
I'm trying to tell you

989
00:33:46,062 --> 00:33:47,302
something important.

990
00:33:47,302 --> 00:33:49,282
Right, sorry, go ahead.

991
00:33:49,282 --> 00:33:52,112
Ever since I came back

992
00:33:49,282 --> 00:33:52,112
to Ornaments, weird shit.

993
00:33:52,112 --> 00:33:53,062
Stuff.

994
00:33:53,062 --> 00:33:53,253
- Shit.

995
00:33:53,062 --> 00:33:53,253
- Okay.

996
00:33:53,253 --> 00:33:54,312
Has been happening to me.

997
00:33:54,312 --> 00:33:58,032
First, my camera man disappears.

998
00:33:58,032 --> 00:34:00,173
Then I find his van

999
00:33:58,032 --> 00:34:00,173
with bloody sixes on it,

1000
00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:03,072
and last night I end up choking

1001
00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:03,072
on this?

1002
00:34:03,072 --> 00:34:05,032
I'm not sure what you're getting

1003
00:34:03,072 --> 00:34:05,032
at.

1004
00:34:06,042 --> 00:34:07,023
(ominous music)

1005
00:34:07,023 --> 00:34:10,053
I wrote Satan by mistake when I

1006
00:34:07,023 --> 00:34:10,053
was seven.

1007
00:34:10,053 --> 00:34:12,122
Wait, isn't that how old

1008
00:34:10,053 --> 00:34:12,122
you were when your parents?

1009
00:34:12,122 --> 00:34:13,193
Were hacked to death?

1010
00:34:13,193 --> 00:34:14,312
Oh yeah.

1011
00:34:14,312 --> 00:34:17,242
Apparently I asked

1012
00:34:14,312 --> 00:34:17,242
Satan to get rid of them

1013
00:34:17,242 --> 00:34:19,233
and then they wind up being

1014
00:34:17,242 --> 00:34:19,233
murdered.

1015
00:34:20,283 --> 00:34:23,122
And last night at the

1016
00:34:20,283 --> 00:34:23,122
letters to Santa event,

1017
00:34:23,122 --> 00:34:24,213
I wrote to him again.

1018
00:34:24,213 --> 00:34:25,162
Why?

1019
00:34:25,162 --> 00:34:26,142
What did you write?

1020
00:34:26,142 --> 00:34:28,292
I called old heavy hooves a

1021
00:34:26,142 --> 00:34:28,292
giant dick.

1022
00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:29,202
Oh, Holly.

1023
00:34:29,202 --> 00:34:31,283
And then, they got back to me

1024
00:34:31,283 --> 00:34:35,023
via the Whit and Wagner

1025
00:34:31,283 --> 00:34:35,023
Wine Bar ladies room.

1026
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:37,262
Uh, okay Hol,

1027
00:34:38,222 --> 00:34:40,182
the person who hurt your

1028
00:34:38,222 --> 00:34:40,182
parents.

1029
00:34:40,182 --> 00:34:41,222
That was some nutty nut job

1030
00:34:41,222 --> 00:34:45,033
dressed up as Santa the police

1031
00:34:41,222 --> 00:34:45,033
could never find, right?

1032
00:34:45,033 --> 00:34:47,053
The whole devil thing,

1033
00:34:47,053 --> 00:34:49,033
you're not even religious.

1034
00:34:49,033 --> 00:34:51,182
You don't believe in Satan,

1035
00:34:49,033 --> 00:34:51,182
right?

1036
00:34:51,182 --> 00:34:52,142
Right.

1037
00:34:52,142 --> 00:34:53,093
You don't even believe in

1038
00:34:52,142 --> 00:34:53,093
Christmas.

1039
00:34:53,093 --> 00:34:54,162
Right, but.

1040
00:34:54,162 --> 00:34:57,073
So this is some vaping teens

1041
00:34:54,162 --> 00:34:57,073
playing an April Fools prank.

1042
00:34:57,073 --> 00:34:58,253
It's December.

1043
00:34:58,253 --> 00:35:00,222
But they're vapists.

1044
00:35:00,222 --> 00:35:01,303
They don't know that.

1045
00:35:01,303 --> 00:35:04,253
(romantic music)

1046
00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:08,253
Oh, jingle my bells.

1047
00:35:08,253 --> 00:35:09,253
What?

1048
00:35:09,253 --> 00:35:12,102
Holly, this, this is John Smith.

1049
00:35:12,102 --> 00:35:13,053
He's uh.

1050
00:35:12,102 --> 00:35:13,053
Hey.

1051
00:35:13,053 --> 00:35:14,153
An amazing farmer.

1052
00:35:14,153 --> 00:35:15,162
Wow, that's hard.

1053
00:35:15,162 --> 00:35:18,113
He's got the best, produce

1054
00:35:15,162 --> 00:35:18,113
in all of Ornaments.

1055
00:35:18,113 --> 00:35:20,093
Oh, you're too kind, Chady.

1056
00:35:21,062 --> 00:35:22,102
Chady?

1057
00:35:22,102 --> 00:35:24,093
Do people call you Chady?

1058
00:35:24,093 --> 00:35:25,042
No.

1059
00:35:25,042 --> 00:35:26,053
Oh, um sorry.

1060
00:35:26,053 --> 00:35:27,053
No, you can call me that.

1061
00:35:27,053 --> 00:35:28,162
I mean if you'd prefer

1062
00:35:27,053 --> 00:35:28,162
Chad, I can you Chad.

1063
00:35:28,162 --> 00:35:30,033
No, I don't prefer anything.

1064
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:32,222
That, that came out wrong.

1065
00:35:32,222 --> 00:35:34,213
Um, well I better get going.

1066
00:35:34,213 --> 00:35:35,193
I've got to iron out my suit

1067
00:35:35,193 --> 00:35:38,162
before the gingerbread gala

1068
00:35:35,193 --> 00:35:38,162
tonight, so.

1069
00:35:38,162 --> 00:35:41,053
Nice to meet you and,

1070
00:35:38,162 --> 00:35:41,053
see you later.

1071
00:35:41,053 --> 00:35:42,153
Yeah, okay.

1072
00:35:42,153 --> 00:35:43,042
Oh, yeah, no.

1073
00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:44,053
You got it?

1074
00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:44,053
I got it.

1075
00:35:44,053 --> 00:35:45,073
Okay.

1076
00:35:44,053 --> 00:35:45,073
Bye.

1077
00:35:45,073 --> 00:35:46,042
Bye.

1078
00:35:47,262 --> 00:35:50,303
(Holly laughs mockingly)

1079
00:35:50,303 --> 00:35:52,202
Well, it is pretty clear

1080
00:35:52,202 --> 00:35:56,053
that he wants to take a nice

1081
00:35:52,202 --> 00:35:56,053
juicy bite outta your apple.

1082
00:35:56,053 --> 00:35:57,312
Why don't you flirt back?

1083
00:35:57,312 --> 00:35:58,312
I tried.

1084
00:35:58,312 --> 00:36:01,053
But, look at me.

1085
00:36:01,053 --> 00:36:02,292
I'm probably not the guy's type.

1086
00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,262
I gotta go fill a bunch of pie

1087
00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,262
orders.

1088
00:36:05,273 --> 00:36:07,073
And then the pies themselves.

1089
00:36:07,073 --> 00:36:08,073
I'll probably eat one too.

1090
00:36:08,073 --> 00:36:09,193
I'm so fat and alone.

1091
00:36:09,193 --> 00:36:10,173
It is really good.

1092
00:36:10,173 --> 00:36:11,133
CHAD: I know, right?

1093
00:36:11,133 --> 00:36:12,102
Hey, Holly.

1094
00:36:13,053 --> 00:36:14,253
What, did you go on a shopping

1095
00:36:13,053 --> 00:36:14,253
spree?

1096
00:36:14,253 --> 00:36:15,253
They're for Danica.

1097
00:36:15,253 --> 00:36:16,242
We still haven't found just

1098
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:18,202
the right dress for

1099
00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:18,202
the gingerbread gala.

1100
00:36:18,202 --> 00:36:19,153
Mm.

1101
00:36:19,153 --> 00:36:20,253
I heard you met my brother,

1102
00:36:19,153 --> 00:36:20,253
Cole.

1103
00:36:20,253 --> 00:36:22,053
The singing Sheriff.

1104
00:36:22,053 --> 00:36:24,023
He thought you were pretty cute.

1105
00:36:24,023 --> 00:36:28,073
I mean, for an adult woman

1106
00:36:24,023 --> 00:36:28,073
who steals Darby Dream Wagons.

1107
00:36:28,073 --> 00:36:29,202
I'd be happy to set you two up

1108
00:36:28,073 --> 00:36:29,202
on a date.

1109
00:36:29,202 --> 00:36:31,173
I'm not interested in

1110
00:36:29,202 --> 00:36:31,173
getting to know Cole,

1111
00:36:31,173 --> 00:36:35,312
or any other band better in

1112
00:36:31,173 --> 00:36:35,312
this creepy ass Christmas town.

1113
00:36:35,312 --> 00:36:39,023
Second my gig ends, I am

1114
00:36:35,312 --> 00:36:39,023
peacing out, never to return.

1115
00:36:39,023 --> 00:36:40,102
I don't believe you, Holly

1116
00:36:39,023 --> 00:36:40,102
Winters.

1117
00:36:40,102 --> 00:36:41,113
That's not my name anymore.

1118
00:36:41,113 --> 00:36:42,312
I see it, deep down.

1119
00:36:42,312 --> 00:36:44,042
What are you talking about?

1120
00:36:44,042 --> 00:36:45,162
The Christmas candle.

1121
00:36:45,162 --> 00:36:46,233
Inside your heart.

1122
00:36:47,222 --> 00:36:48,222
It's still lit.

1123
00:36:49,253 --> 00:36:53,042
Okay, that makes like zero sense

1124
00:36:53,042 --> 00:36:55,273
and you don't even know me, Joy.

1125
00:36:57,292 --> 00:37:00,173
♪ Joy to the world ♪

1126
00:37:00,173 --> 00:37:03,142
♪ The Lord is come ♪

1127
00:37:03,142 --> 00:37:05,033
♪ Let Earth ♪

1128
00:37:05,033 --> 00:37:06,182
♪ Receive ♪

1129
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:09,133
♪ Her king ♪

1130
00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:12,122
♪ Let every heart ♪

1131
00:37:12,122 --> 00:37:15,082
♪ Prepare him room ♪

1132
00:37:15,082 --> 00:37:18,042
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1133
00:37:18,042 --> 00:37:20,283
♪ And heaven and nature sing ♪

1134
00:37:20,283 --> 00:37:25,142
♪ And he-eaven heaven and nature

1135
00:37:20,283 --> 00:37:25,142
sing ♪

1136
00:37:30,242 --> 00:37:31,222
That was great.

1137
00:37:32,162 --> 00:37:34,122
I didn't realize you were a

1138
00:37:32,162 --> 00:37:34,122
tenor.

1139
00:37:34,122 --> 00:37:36,122
Yeah, most people don't

1140
00:37:34,122 --> 00:37:36,122
expect that from me.

1141
00:37:36,122 --> 00:37:37,093
I bet they don't.

1142
00:37:37,093 --> 00:37:38,193
Unfortunately,

1143
00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:42,053
we already have someone in

1144
00:37:39,233 --> 00:37:42,053
your vocal range right now.

1145
00:37:42,053 --> 00:37:44,262
So I don't think it's gonna

1146
00:37:42,053 --> 00:37:44,262
be a really good fit for us.

1147
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,222
Oh.

1148
00:37:46,193 --> 00:37:47,142
That, that's too bad.

1149
00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:49,122
It really is.

1150
00:37:49,122 --> 00:37:51,213
Yeah, it really, really is.

1151
00:37:53,193 --> 00:37:55,142
Oh, but would you like to take

1152
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:57,202
one of my heavenly cookies over

1153
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:57,202
there?

1154
00:37:57,202 --> 00:37:58,182
My little angels.

1155
00:37:58,182 --> 00:37:59,162
Hi guys!

1156
00:37:59,162 --> 00:38:00,292
For the road?

1157
00:38:00,292 --> 00:38:02,113
Uh, I'm good.

1158
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,062
Are you sure?

1159
00:38:03,062 --> 00:38:03,312
They're delish.

1160
00:38:03,312 --> 00:38:05,253
Maybe uh, save it for the poor

1161
00:38:03,312 --> 00:38:05,253
kids

1162
00:38:05,253 --> 00:38:07,193
at the toy drive tomorrow night.

1163
00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:10,312
Well now that is a

1164
00:38:08,242 --> 00:38:10,312
thoughtful though, Cole.

1165
00:38:10,312 --> 00:38:12,292
Yes, and um, okay.

1166
00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,193
Well, you know what?

1167
00:38:13,193 --> 00:38:15,113
Better try next year, right?

1168
00:38:15,113 --> 00:38:17,153
Good try today.

1169
00:38:17,153 --> 00:38:18,153
♪ Aah ♪

1170
00:38:18,153 --> 00:38:20,193
All right, we'll see you

1171
00:38:18,153 --> 00:38:20,193
a bit later then, Cole.

1172
00:38:20,193 --> 00:38:21,202
Bye bye.

1173
00:38:24,233 --> 00:38:26,153
(ominous music)

1174
00:38:26,153 --> 00:38:27,283
Oh angel Jennifer, I shan't.

1175
00:38:30,062 --> 00:38:32,242
Well what's, one little bite of

1176
00:38:30,062 --> 00:38:32,242
your,

1177
00:38:32,242 --> 00:38:34,122
your wing gonna do, right?

1178
00:38:35,102 --> 00:38:36,182
Oh, I mean.

1179
00:38:37,153 --> 00:38:40,292
How many calories can that be?

1180
00:38:43,093 --> 00:38:46,133
(Aunt Becky moaning)

1181
00:38:53,062 --> 00:38:56,073
(ominous music)

1182
00:38:56,073 --> 00:38:58,023
I missed you so much.

1183
00:39:00,053 --> 00:39:03,082
Mommy, why did you hurt me?

1184
00:39:03,082 --> 00:39:06,062
(Aunt Becky screams)

1185
00:39:06,062 --> 00:39:07,222
What, what what?

1186
00:39:08,202 --> 00:39:09,262
Oh my gosh.

1187
00:39:09,262 --> 00:39:10,242
My angels,

1188
00:39:10,242 --> 00:39:12,222
I didn't realize you guys were

1189
00:39:10,242 --> 00:39:12,222
all alive.

1190
00:39:12,222 --> 00:39:14,162
You killed Jennifer!

1191
00:39:14,162 --> 00:39:15,113
Bad mommy!

1192
00:39:15,113 --> 00:39:17,133
I, I didn't know what I was

1193
00:39:15,113 --> 00:39:17,133
doing.

1194
00:39:17,133 --> 00:39:18,273
I can make you a new friend.

1195
00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,133
(cookies crying)

1196
00:39:20,133 --> 00:39:21,082
Please don't cry.

1197
00:39:21,082 --> 00:39:22,062
(ominous music)

1198
00:39:22,062 --> 00:39:23,153
Jingle bells!

1199
00:39:24,273 --> 00:39:25,173
No.

1200
00:39:25,173 --> 00:39:26,303
Do you know what time it is?

1201
00:39:26,303 --> 00:39:28,153
(Aunt Becky screaming)

1202
00:39:28,153 --> 00:39:29,303
Cookie time!

1203
00:39:29,303 --> 00:39:32,242
(Satan Claus laughs evilly)

1204
00:39:32,242 --> 00:39:33,193
(Aunt Becky screaming)

1205
00:39:33,193 --> 00:39:36,162
Burn bright, my little star

1206
00:39:33,193 --> 00:39:36,162
baker.

1207
00:39:36,162 --> 00:39:39,202
(Satan Claus laughs)

1208
00:39:48,193 --> 00:39:52,133
that there's literally no waywh

1209
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:55,062
to get a coffee in a

1210
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:55,062
coffee shop this morning.

1211
00:39:55,062 --> 00:39:56,193
Yes.

1212
00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,142
Great, fantastic.

1213
00:39:57,142 --> 00:39:59,113
Well, I hope you have a great

1214
00:39:57,142 --> 00:39:59,113
day

1215
00:39:59,113 --> 00:40:02,193
because you're making me have

1216
00:39:59,113 --> 00:40:02,193
vodka for breakfast, again.

1217
00:40:04,042 --> 00:40:04,303
Watch it.

1218
00:40:07,242 --> 00:40:09,262
Don't help us or anything.

1219
00:40:09,262 --> 00:40:11,202
Oh I uh, I wasn't going to.

1220
00:40:12,292 --> 00:40:14,253
Um, give us a second, Joy.

1221
00:40:14,253 --> 00:40:15,253
Of course.

1222
00:40:15,253 --> 00:40:17,073
You know what, Holly?

1223
00:40:17,073 --> 00:40:18,292
With Chris Pringle you are

1224
00:40:17,073 --> 00:40:18,292
barking up

1225
00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:19,312
the wrong Christmas tree.

1226
00:40:19,312 --> 00:40:23,253
Oh my God, I am not

1227
00:40:19,312 --> 00:40:23,253
interested in Chris Pringle.

1228
00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:26,213
Okay, like maybe to like

1229
00:40:23,253 --> 00:40:26,213
bang once before I bounce.

1230
00:40:27,173 --> 00:40:30,213
Why is everybody so obsessed

1231
00:40:27,173 --> 00:40:30,213
with love in this town?

1232
00:40:30,213 --> 00:40:34,122
Well at least we can love

1233
00:40:30,213 --> 00:40:34,122
something other than the bottle.

1234
00:40:34,122 --> 00:40:37,262
Go back to the big city

1235
00:40:34,122 --> 00:40:37,262
and drink your life away.

1236
00:40:37,262 --> 00:40:42,142
Okay, and why don't you go

1237
00:40:37,262 --> 00:40:42,142
straight to hell, Mayor.

1238
00:40:44,303 --> 00:40:45,253
Ugh!

1239
00:40:46,202 --> 00:40:48,023
The nerve.

1240
00:40:48,023 --> 00:40:50,053
Uh, the gala committee needs you

1241
00:40:50,053 --> 00:40:51,273
to approve tonight's gala

1242
00:40:50,053 --> 00:40:51,273
decorations.

1243
00:40:51,273 --> 00:40:54,042
They also have some

1244
00:40:51,273 --> 00:40:54,042
questions about the auction.

1245
00:40:54,042 --> 00:40:55,073
Why do I have to do everything?

1246
00:40:55,073 --> 00:40:57,093
Because you're the mayor.

1247
00:40:58,283 --> 00:41:01,033
I guess I'll have to try on

1248
00:40:58,283 --> 00:41:01,033
my dresses at the hall, then.

1249
00:41:01,033 --> 00:41:02,093
You're gonna look great in

1250
00:41:01,033 --> 00:41:02,093
everything.

1251
00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:05,122
Oh, thank you I, I mean I've

1252
00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:05,122
been working out a lot, so.

1253
00:41:05,122 --> 00:41:06,182
It shows.

1254
00:41:06,182 --> 00:41:09,153
(whimsical music)

1255
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:16,202
How's it going in there?

1256
00:41:18,113 --> 00:41:23,113
Joy, do you call this polyester

1257
00:41:18,113 --> 00:41:23,113
candy cane mess, classy?

1258
00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:25,242
'Cause if I wear it tonight,

1259
00:41:23,113 --> 00:41:25,242
kids will lick me to death.

1260
00:41:25,242 --> 00:41:28,262
Uh, well, there are still

1261
00:41:28,262 --> 00:41:31,233
a few more options that you

1262
00:41:28,262 --> 00:41:31,233
haven't tried.

1263
00:41:31,233 --> 00:41:34,033
This one's custom.

1264
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,182
It's from Paris.

1265
00:41:35,182 --> 00:41:37,292
Oh, now we're talking.

1266
00:41:37,292 --> 00:41:41,033
Oh, but it's a size zero, so.

1267
00:41:41,033 --> 00:41:41,303
Trust me.

1268
00:41:42,262 --> 00:41:44,033
I'm a size zero, Joy.

1269
00:41:45,133 --> 00:41:46,182
Of course you are.

1270
00:41:47,253 --> 00:41:49,113
Double zero even.

1271
00:41:59,242 --> 00:42:03,082
(light mysterious music)

1272
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:07,233
Joy, you weren't kidding.

1273
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,122
I think we have a winner.

1274
00:42:11,042 --> 00:42:12,153
(ominous music)

1275
00:42:12,153 --> 00:42:13,182
Do you need a hand?

1276
00:42:16,093 --> 00:42:17,122
Oh thank you, Joy.

1277
00:42:17,122 --> 00:42:20,042
It must have been a man

1278
00:42:17,122 --> 00:42:20,042
that invented side zippers.

1279
00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:22,133
See, I told you I was a size

1280
00:42:20,042 --> 00:42:22,133
zero.

1281
00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:25,033
Your bow looks a little limp,

1282
00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:25,033
Mayor.

1283
00:42:25,033 --> 00:42:28,082
Perhaps I could assist you with

1284
00:42:25,033 --> 00:42:28,082
it, hm?

1285
00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:31,193
(Danica whimpering)

1286
00:42:31,193 --> 00:42:33,133
Are you okay?

1287
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,262
Mayor?

1288
00:42:34,262 --> 00:42:36,253
(Danica choking)

1289
00:42:36,253 --> 00:42:38,082
Danica?

1290
00:42:38,082 --> 00:42:39,042
Mayor?

1291
00:42:40,093 --> 00:42:43,102
(Danica choking)

1292
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,312
Do you need me to come in there?

1293
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:47,292
SATAN CLAUS: Oh that

1294
00:42:44,312 --> 00:42:47,292
dress is just to die for.

1295
00:42:47,292 --> 00:42:50,062
(Satan Claus laughing evilly)

1296
00:42:50,062 --> 00:42:53,122
(Danica choking)

1297
00:42:53,122 --> 00:42:55,292
I have this trick with

1298
00:42:53,122 --> 00:42:55,292
butter and a coat hanger.

1299
00:42:55,292 --> 00:42:57,142
I can get you right in there.

1300
00:42:58,162 --> 00:43:00,193
SATAN CLAUS: Isn't that

1301
00:42:58,162 --> 00:43:00,193
line a little tight?

1302
00:43:00,193 --> 00:43:03,142
(Satan Claus laughing)

1303
00:43:03,142 --> 00:43:04,202
I'm coming in there.

1304
00:43:05,173 --> 00:43:08,042
(tense music)

1305
00:43:13,033 --> 00:43:16,133
(Satan Claus laughing)

1306
00:43:18,023 --> 00:43:19,303
Is there any way to just like

1307
00:43:19,303 --> 00:43:22,222
get a normal coffee around here?

1308
00:43:22,222 --> 00:43:26,033
But you're so ho ho, hot,

1309
00:43:22,222 --> 00:43:26,033
chocolate.

1310
00:43:26,033 --> 00:43:28,202
Chad, that's not even

1311
00:43:26,033 --> 00:43:28,202
a real play on words.

1312
00:43:28,202 --> 00:43:31,162
Not everything said here has to

1313
00:43:28,202 --> 00:43:31,162
be like,

1314
00:43:31,162 --> 00:43:34,162
Christmas explosion.

1315
00:43:34,162 --> 00:43:35,283
Nah, I disatree.

1316
00:43:35,283 --> 00:43:37,033
Chad.

1317
00:43:37,033 --> 00:43:38,033
I'll murder you in your sleep.

1318
00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:38,312
That one needs work.

1319
00:43:38,312 --> 00:43:39,262
Chad!

1320
00:43:39,262 --> 00:43:40,153
What's going on?

1321
00:43:40,153 --> 00:43:41,213
A monster took the Mayor!

1322
00:43:41,213 --> 00:43:42,162
What?

1323
00:43:42,162 --> 00:43:43,122
Let's go.

1324
00:43:45,233 --> 00:43:47,253
She went through there.

1325
00:43:47,253 --> 00:43:50,233
With him, the monster man.

1326
00:43:50,233 --> 00:43:53,213
I didn't see him but he had

1327
00:43:50,233 --> 00:43:53,213
this horrible chuckle like,

1328
00:43:54,182 --> 00:43:56,312
nails on a chalkboard

1329
00:43:54,182 --> 00:43:56,312
mixed with a lion's roar.

1330
00:43:58,062 --> 00:43:59,122
Shit.

1331
00:43:59,122 --> 00:44:00,292
We'll get one of your brother's

1332
00:43:59,122 --> 00:44:00,292
down here to investigate.

1333
00:44:00,292 --> 00:44:02,162
Maybe Cole.

1334
00:44:02,162 --> 00:44:05,023
Yes, definitely, definitely

1335
00:44:02,162 --> 00:44:05,023
Cole.

1336
00:44:05,023 --> 00:44:07,122
Maybe he can see where the

1337
00:44:05,023 --> 00:44:07,122
air vent goes, you know?

1338
00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:10,222
Meanwhile just, try to relax,

1339
00:44:07,122 --> 00:44:10,222
okay?

1340
00:44:10,222 --> 00:44:12,283
How the frankincense am I

1341
00:44:10,222 --> 00:44:12,283
supposed to relax right now?

1342
00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:15,213
Well, you used to be a

1343
00:44:12,283 --> 00:44:15,213
competitive snowman builder,

1344
00:44:15,213 --> 00:44:16,193
right?

1345
00:44:16,193 --> 00:44:18,173
Okay yeah, that's not a thing.

1346
00:44:18,173 --> 00:44:20,153
Tell that to my coach.

1347
00:44:20,153 --> 00:44:24,033
I medaled at the world snowman

1348
00:44:20,153 --> 00:44:24,033
championship in Finland.

1349
00:44:24,033 --> 00:44:25,073
Twice.

1350
00:44:25,073 --> 00:44:26,193
Twice.

1351
00:44:26,193 --> 00:44:31,233
Okay then go and build a

1352
00:44:26,193 --> 00:44:31,233
freaking snowman.

1353
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:33,133
You know, frozen.

1354
00:44:35,133 --> 00:44:36,082
You see, Chad.

1355
00:44:36,082 --> 00:44:38,033
I am not crazy.

1356
00:44:38,033 --> 00:44:39,042
I know you're not.

1357
00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:42,262
This is not normal for

1358
00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:42,262
Ornaments.

1359
00:44:45,082 --> 00:44:46,122
For anywhere.

1360
00:44:58,233 --> 00:45:00,073
Now for the eyes.

1361
00:45:01,173 --> 00:45:03,182
I wonder what I can use.

1362
00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:08,303
SATAN CLAUS: I can help you with

1363
00:45:06,303 --> 00:45:08,303
those.

1364
00:45:10,133 --> 00:45:13,142
I spy some pretty little eyes.

1365
00:45:14,312 --> 00:45:15,283
Hello?

1366
00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,193
Noel?

1367
00:45:19,193 --> 00:45:20,102
Cole?

1368
00:45:20,102 --> 00:45:22,182
SATAN CLAUS: No no, over here.

1369
00:45:22,182 --> 00:45:23,142
That's right.

1370
00:45:24,082 --> 00:45:27,082
Why don't you come a little

1371
00:45:24,082 --> 00:45:27,082
closer.

1372
00:45:28,312 --> 00:45:31,242
Would you like to be

1373
00:45:28,312 --> 00:45:31,242
friends with a snowman, Joy?

1374
00:45:32,292 --> 00:45:36,053
Would you like to go

1375
00:45:32,292 --> 00:45:36,053
on a magical adventure

1376
00:45:36,053 --> 00:45:37,292
just like you've always dreamed

1377
00:45:36,053 --> 00:45:37,292
of?

1378
00:45:39,173 --> 00:45:40,122
(Satan Claus laughing)

1379
00:45:40,122 --> 00:45:42,213
(Joy grunting)

1380
00:45:42,213 --> 00:45:45,053
(dark music)

1381
00:45:55,023 --> 00:45:57,042
(flesh ripping)

1382
00:46:11,023 --> 00:46:11,283
Hello?

1383
00:46:12,262 --> 00:46:15,262
(melancholy music)

1384
00:46:20,142 --> 00:46:25,162
Shit.

1385
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:27,023
(horrific music)

1386
00:46:27,023 --> 00:46:28,082
Oh Jesus!

1387
00:46:28,082 --> 00:46:30,053
God, you scared the crap out of

1388
00:46:28,082 --> 00:46:30,053
me.

1389
00:46:30,053 --> 00:46:31,122
Where's Aunt Becky?

1390
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:32,273
Oh I, I don't know.

1391
00:46:32,273 --> 00:46:34,283
I was downtown working

1392
00:46:32,273 --> 00:46:34,283
on my nativity scene.

1393
00:46:34,283 --> 00:46:37,082
It's gonna rock everyone's

1394
00:46:34,283 --> 00:46:37,082
Christmas socks off.

1395
00:46:37,082 --> 00:46:38,222
Aunt Becky said that she

1396
00:46:37,082 --> 00:46:38,222
had choir practice here

1397
00:46:38,222 --> 00:46:40,233
and then she was gonna

1398
00:46:38,222 --> 00:46:40,233
carpool with us to the gala.

1399
00:46:40,233 --> 00:46:42,253
Maybe she changed her mind.

1400
00:46:42,253 --> 00:46:43,213
Now you go get ready.

1401
00:46:43,213 --> 00:46:45,273
You have a gingerbread gala to

1402
00:46:43,213 --> 00:46:45,273
cover.

1403
00:46:45,273 --> 00:46:47,042
Right, yeah.

1404
00:46:47,303 --> 00:46:51,273
Does it, kinda like, smell funny

1405
00:46:47,303 --> 00:46:51,273
to you?

1406
00:46:52,202 --> 00:46:53,242
Cookies.

1407
00:46:53,242 --> 00:46:56,193
And let's drop by my nativity

1408
00:46:53,242 --> 00:46:56,193
scene on the way there.

1409
00:46:59,242 --> 00:47:01,142
This is it.

1410
00:47:04,283 --> 00:47:05,292
Hey!

1411
00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:08,253
Losers, my sister here,

1412
00:47:08,253 --> 00:47:11,062
look she spent a lot of

1413
00:47:08,253 --> 00:47:11,062
time on this nativity scene,

1414
00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:13,233
so why don't you and your little

1415
00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:13,233
friend

1416
00:47:13,233 --> 00:47:14,222
go and fill your lungs

1417
00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:18,062
with electronic teen

1418
00:47:14,222 --> 00:47:18,062
cancer somewhere else?

1419
00:47:18,062 --> 00:47:19,082
Get out of here.

1420
00:47:20,023 --> 00:47:21,082
Scram.

1421
00:47:22,213 --> 00:47:24,023
Thank you, Hol.

1422
00:47:24,023 --> 00:47:28,262
Hey, I think your nativity

1423
00:47:24,023 --> 00:47:28,262
scene looks...

1424
00:47:31,242 --> 00:47:32,253
sweet.

1425
00:47:32,253 --> 00:47:33,262
Oh!

1426
00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,053
Thank you.

1427
00:47:36,053 --> 00:47:37,133
Come on, let's go.

1428
00:47:38,242 --> 00:47:40,253
See that little camel?

1429
00:47:41,213 --> 00:47:44,133
(ominous music)

1430
00:47:48,242 --> 00:47:51,053
The silent auction for

1431
00:47:48,242 --> 00:47:51,053
the gingerbread houses

1432
00:47:51,053 --> 00:47:52,273
is already underway.

1433
00:47:52,273 --> 00:47:55,303
But these are not your typical

1434
00:47:52,273 --> 00:47:55,303
structures.

1435
00:47:55,303 --> 00:48:00,253
There are skyscrapers, theme

1436
00:47:55,303 --> 00:48:00,253
parks, even a Mall of America.

1437
00:48:00,253 --> 00:48:04,082
All made out of molasses and

1438
00:48:00,253 --> 00:48:04,082
dough.

1439
00:48:04,082 --> 00:48:08,102
Holly, do I spy a gingerbread

1440
00:48:04,082 --> 00:48:08,102
Statue of Liberty?

1441
00:48:08,102 --> 00:48:10,023
You sure do, Christie.

1442
00:48:10,023 --> 00:48:13,082
Oh, America's never looked so

1443
00:48:10,023 --> 00:48:13,082
delicious.

1444
00:48:13,082 --> 00:48:15,213
(Holly laughs)

1445
00:48:15,213 --> 00:48:17,283
Well, I'll be back here tomorrow

1446
00:48:15,213 --> 00:48:17,283
night

1447
00:48:17,283 --> 00:48:21,033
for the very white elephant gift

1448
00:48:17,283 --> 00:48:21,033
exchange.

1449
00:48:21,033 --> 00:48:22,262
Christie, Dean.

1450
00:48:22,262 --> 00:48:23,222
Thanks Holly.

1451
00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:26,222
Up next, Autumn.

1452
00:48:26,222 --> 00:48:29,042
The very incredible baby hippo

1453
00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:32,213
who can paint with her webbed

1454
00:48:29,042 --> 00:48:32,213
feet.

1455
00:48:32,213 --> 00:48:33,193
Adorable.

1456
00:48:33,193 --> 00:48:35,093
Oh man.

1457
00:48:35,093 --> 00:48:37,033
These cheapy candy cane heels.

1458
00:48:37,033 --> 00:48:38,312
They're just, they're killing

1459
00:48:37,033 --> 00:48:38,312
me.

1460
00:48:38,312 --> 00:48:40,073
(rhythmic drumming)

1461
00:48:40,073 --> 00:48:43,182
Oh great, the dancing portion

1462
00:48:40,073 --> 00:48:43,182
of the evening has begun.

1463
00:48:43,182 --> 00:48:45,122
Time to get the fudge home.

1464
00:48:45,122 --> 00:48:47,073
Fudge, sounds like Ornaments'

1465
00:48:47,073 --> 00:48:48,213
maybe rubbing off on you after

1466
00:48:47,073 --> 00:48:48,213
all.

1467
00:48:48,213 --> 00:48:50,062
Ha ha, it's not.

1468
00:48:50,062 --> 00:48:51,023
I meant to say.

1469
00:48:51,023 --> 00:48:52,122
Frost.

1470
00:48:52,122 --> 00:48:53,142
Miss Frost.

1471
00:48:53,142 --> 00:48:54,093
Oh, no thanks.

1472
00:48:54,093 --> 00:48:56,082
Those ham balls taste like rat

1473
00:48:54,093 --> 00:48:56,082
meat

1474
00:48:56,082 --> 00:48:58,053
stuffed into dirty baby socks.

1475
00:48:58,053 --> 00:49:00,233
Actually, I was wondering

1476
00:48:58,053 --> 00:49:00,233
if you'd like to dance.

1477
00:49:01,182 --> 00:49:02,142
Holly hates dancing.

1478
00:49:02,142 --> 00:49:04,042
Prom night, senior year.

1479
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:06,033
She had us teepee the

1480
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:06,033
principal's house instead.

1481
00:49:06,033 --> 00:49:09,173
Well, maybe I could um, make an

1482
00:49:06,033 --> 00:49:09,173
exception.

1483
00:49:09,173 --> 00:49:10,253
Jack Goldman.

1484
00:49:10,253 --> 00:49:11,273
Goldman.

1485
00:49:11,273 --> 00:49:13,242
You're the one who's house

1486
00:49:11,273 --> 00:49:13,242
got Christmas lighted.

1487
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,273
By some vaping teen skamps.

1488
00:49:15,273 --> 00:49:17,142
Why, is me being Jewish a

1489
00:49:15,273 --> 00:49:17,142
problem?

1490
00:49:17,142 --> 00:49:18,153
Not at all.

1491
00:49:18,153 --> 00:49:19,182
I find it quite exotic.

1492
00:49:19,182 --> 00:49:20,242
I mean, for this town.

1493
00:49:22,093 --> 00:49:24,142
Are you good to pack up on your

1494
00:49:22,093 --> 00:49:24,142
own?

1495
00:49:24,142 --> 00:49:25,093
Sure.

1496
00:49:25,093 --> 00:49:26,062
Great.

1497
00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:31,222
Ooh.

1498
00:49:31,222 --> 00:49:36,053
Deputy Wreath, you clean up

1499
00:49:31,222 --> 00:49:36,053
like a maid at a frat house.

1500
00:49:36,053 --> 00:49:38,182
I was wondering if I

1501
00:49:36,053 --> 00:49:38,182
could have this dance.

1502
00:49:38,182 --> 00:49:40,153
I I I was just gonna ask the

1503
00:49:38,182 --> 00:49:40,153
same thing.

1504
00:49:40,153 --> 00:49:41,102
Chris.

1505
00:49:41,102 --> 00:49:42,233
Boys, she's taken.

1506
00:49:42,233 --> 00:49:44,053
Well, I'm not taken.

1507
00:49:44,053 --> 00:49:44,253
It's just supposed to be like a

1508
00:49:44,053 --> 00:49:44,253
dance.

1509
00:49:44,253 --> 00:49:47,042
Aren't you working, Goldman?

1510
00:49:47,042 --> 00:49:48,162
Holly, one song, just you and

1511
00:49:47,042 --> 00:49:48,162
me.

1512
00:49:48,162 --> 00:49:49,292
Okay, boys, boys boys boys.

1513
00:49:49,292 --> 00:49:51,213
There's no need to fight.

1514
00:49:51,213 --> 00:49:54,292
Why don't we head back

1515
00:49:51,213 --> 00:49:54,292
to my sister's place

1516
00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:57,283
and have a little four person

1517
00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:57,283
dance party

1518
00:49:57,283 --> 00:49:59,122
in my childhood bedroom?

1519
00:50:00,262 --> 00:50:02,233
Wait, I don't remember

1520
00:50:00,262 --> 00:50:02,233
the floor in your room

1521
00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:04,162
being that big, Hol.

1522
00:50:04,162 --> 00:50:07,142
(Faith screaming)

1523
00:50:09,122 --> 00:50:11,093
Honey what's, what's wrong?

1524
00:50:11,093 --> 00:50:14,053
Danica, she, she's dead.

1525
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:15,102
Hey, Danica's just late to the

1526
00:50:14,053 --> 00:50:15,102
gala.

1527
00:50:15,102 --> 00:50:18,093
No, I saw her outside in a

1528
00:50:15,102 --> 00:50:18,093
manger,

1529
00:50:18,093 --> 00:50:20,142
dressed like a wise man.

1530
00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:22,253
(Faith crying)

1531
00:50:22,253 --> 00:50:23,283
Oh my gosh!

1532
00:50:23,283 --> 00:50:26,102
Chad, grab my camera, press

1533
00:50:23,283 --> 00:50:26,102
the damn record button.

1534
00:50:26,102 --> 00:50:28,093
Kevins, get me back on,

1535
00:50:26,102 --> 00:50:28,093
I've got breaking news.

1536
00:50:28,093 --> 00:50:30,292
Move people, out of the way!

1537
00:50:30,292 --> 00:50:34,023
Now the quality of ivory in a

1538
00:50:30,292 --> 00:50:34,023
hippos tusk

1539
00:50:34,023 --> 00:50:37,033
is not as good as an elephant's

1540
00:50:34,023 --> 00:50:37,033
tusk.

1541
00:50:37,033 --> 00:50:37,242
It's not good.

1542
00:50:37,242 --> 00:50:39,023
But it does not hold them back

1543
00:50:39,023 --> 00:50:41,253
from being exceptional artists.

1544
00:50:41,253 --> 00:50:44,023
I mean, Jackson Pollock at this

1545
00:50:41,253 --> 00:50:44,023
age.

1546
00:50:44,023 --> 00:50:44,273
Now, can you see me?

1547
00:50:44,273 --> 00:50:45,162
Hear me?

1548
00:50:44,273 --> 00:50:45,162
Yes, Holly?

1549
00:50:45,162 --> 00:50:47,053
Okay, we're almost there.

1550
00:50:47,053 --> 00:50:48,193
Excuse me.

1551
00:50:49,253 --> 00:50:52,262
A young girl has just found

1552
00:50:49,253 --> 00:50:52,262
Mayor Danica Bells dead outside,

1553
00:50:52,262 --> 00:50:55,062
posed in a gruesome nativity

1554
00:50:52,262 --> 00:50:55,062
scene.

1555
00:50:55,062 --> 00:50:56,122
I think I have a guess

1556
00:50:56,122 --> 00:50:58,122
as to what may have killed Mayor

1557
00:50:56,122 --> 00:50:58,122
Bells.

1558
00:51:04,233 --> 00:51:06,102
False alarm, um.

1559
00:51:07,213 --> 00:51:09,253
- Back to you.

1560
00:51:07,213 --> 00:51:09,253
- Yes.

1561
00:51:09,253 --> 00:51:12,073
What's with the interrupting,

1562
00:51:09,253 --> 00:51:12,073
about the death stuff again?

1563
00:51:12,073 --> 00:51:14,193
- It's always about murders.

1564
00:51:12,073 --> 00:51:14,193
- 'Cause now my heart rate

1565
00:51:14,193 --> 00:51:16,173
is certainly up.

1566
00:51:16,173 --> 00:51:17,173
You know what?

1567
00:51:17,173 --> 00:51:19,182
This is why we love to

1568
00:51:17,173 --> 00:51:19,182
share human interests

1569
00:51:19,182 --> 00:51:21,253
and also hippo interest stories.

1570
00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,093
Huh, no no no.

1571
00:51:24,093 --> 00:51:24,303
Oh no.

1572
00:51:24,303 --> 00:51:26,062
Daddy, daddy, I swear I saw her.

1573
00:51:26,062 --> 00:51:27,182
You have to believe me.

1574
00:51:27,182 --> 00:51:28,142
I think you've just had

1575
00:51:28,142 --> 00:51:29,312
a little too much sugar tonight,

1576
00:51:28,142 --> 00:51:29,312
honey.

1577
00:51:29,312 --> 00:51:31,062
I believe you, Faith.

1578
00:51:32,093 --> 00:51:33,113
You do?

1579
00:51:34,073 --> 00:51:35,273
Holly thinks that all the blood

1580
00:51:35,273 --> 00:51:38,153
and missing people could be the

1581
00:51:35,273 --> 00:51:38,153
work of,

1582
00:51:39,273 --> 00:51:40,222
Satan.

1583
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,242
It's true.

1584
00:51:41,242 --> 00:51:42,193
Do you have any proof?

1585
00:51:42,193 --> 00:51:43,193
Yeah, I have proof.

1586
00:51:43,193 --> 00:51:45,153
I have a picture of a

1587
00:51:43,193 --> 00:51:45,153
note written in blood,

1588
00:51:45,153 --> 00:51:47,142
and you saw the vent, plus

1589
00:51:45,153 --> 00:51:47,142
the van the other night.

1590
00:51:47,142 --> 00:51:49,023
No, those are the same vaping

1591
00:51:47,142 --> 00:51:49,023
teens

1592
00:51:49,023 --> 00:51:50,173
who vandalized Goldman's place.

1593
00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:52,122
They probably used cranberry

1594
00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:52,122
sauce or something.

1595
00:51:52,122 --> 00:51:54,023
It's not cranberry sauce.

1596
00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:55,182
If you would test it you would

1597
00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:55,182
see that.

1598
00:51:55,182 --> 00:51:58,102
Okay, I'm gonna find Danica

1599
00:51:55,182 --> 00:51:58,102
and put this all to bed.

1600
00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:01,283
Faith, why don't you go lend a

1601
00:52:00,073 --> 00:52:01,283
hand.

1602
00:52:01,283 --> 00:52:02,222
Yeah, okay.

1603
00:52:05,253 --> 00:52:08,053
Holly, you're freaking everyone

1604
00:52:05,253 --> 00:52:08,053
out.

1605
00:52:08,053 --> 00:52:10,233
Yeah, well we should

1606
00:52:08,053 --> 00:52:10,233
be freaked out, Chris.

1607
00:52:10,233 --> 00:52:12,023
Look, over the past few days,

1608
00:52:12,023 --> 00:52:14,202
your Mayor cousin,

1609
00:52:12,023 --> 00:52:14,202
snowman building Joy,

1610
00:52:14,202 --> 00:52:18,233
those two nerdy baristas, and

1611
00:52:14,202 --> 00:52:18,233
Aunt Becky have all vanished.

1612
00:52:18,233 --> 00:52:19,202
It's Satan.

1613
00:52:20,182 --> 00:52:22,242
Holly, I care about you.

1614
00:52:23,283 --> 00:52:26,153
But the devil doesn't make

1615
00:52:23,283 --> 00:52:26,153
baristas disappear for sport.

1616
00:52:26,153 --> 00:52:31,073
And throwing around the S

1617
00:52:26,153 --> 00:52:31,073
word, isn't good for Faith.

1618
00:52:32,042 --> 00:52:33,023
She's sensitive.

1619
00:52:34,073 --> 00:52:36,273
Because of her mother and

1620
00:52:34,073 --> 00:52:36,273
the hot air balloon accident,

1621
00:52:36,273 --> 00:52:38,312
I can't have anything happen to

1622
00:52:36,273 --> 00:52:38,312
her.

1623
00:52:38,312 --> 00:52:42,033
Especially something so,

1624
00:52:38,312 --> 00:52:42,033
darn silly.

1625
00:52:42,033 --> 00:52:43,233
No, Chris, I'm telling you.

1626
00:52:43,233 --> 00:52:46,122
Look, I think it's best

1627
00:52:43,233 --> 00:52:46,122
you find a new camera man.

1628
00:52:47,102 --> 00:52:48,133
And a new man friend.

1629
00:52:50,033 --> 00:52:50,283
Uh.

1630
00:52:50,283 --> 00:52:51,242
I gotta go.

1631
00:52:56,053 --> 00:52:57,042
We're not dating.

1632
00:52:58,162 --> 00:52:59,253
Satan.

1633
00:52:59,253 --> 00:53:00,273
I warned you, Holly.

1634
00:53:00,273 --> 00:53:02,093
No depressing stuff.

1635
00:53:02,093 --> 00:53:05,153
And, you cut off our painting

1636
00:53:02,093 --> 00:53:05,153
hippo story.

1637
00:53:05,153 --> 00:53:07,023
If you want that anchor cheese,

1638
00:53:07,023 --> 00:53:10,023
you stick to the script and

1639
00:53:07,023 --> 00:53:10,023
look relatable while doing it.

1640
00:53:10,023 --> 00:53:12,102
So smile like crazy when

1641
00:53:10,023 --> 00:53:12,102
you're with the kiddos tonight.

1642
00:53:12,102 --> 00:53:13,153
Something is not right here

1643
00:53:13,153 --> 00:53:14,273
and I want to solve why.

1644
00:53:14,273 --> 00:53:17,113
Yeah, no solving, just smiling.

1645
00:53:21,242 --> 00:53:22,202
Who was that?

1646
00:53:22,202 --> 00:53:24,162
Just my bitch boss.

1647
00:53:25,122 --> 00:53:26,312
He, like the rest of Ornaments,

1648
00:53:26,312 --> 00:53:28,153
doesn't give a flying fudge

1649
00:53:28,153 --> 00:53:30,253
that freaky stuff is

1650
00:53:28,153 --> 00:53:30,253
happening in this world.

1651
00:53:31,262 --> 00:53:32,303
I don't know.

1652
00:53:32,303 --> 00:53:34,073
Maybe he's right, maybe,

1653
00:53:34,312 --> 00:53:36,273
maybe I shouldn't either.

1654
00:53:36,273 --> 00:53:39,173
Do you ever wear your hair down?

1655
00:53:39,173 --> 00:53:40,303
I overheard your call.

1656
00:53:40,303 --> 00:53:41,262
Oh no.

1657
00:53:42,233 --> 00:53:46,093
If you want to be more

1658
00:53:42,233 --> 00:53:46,093
relatable, may I?

1659
00:53:47,033 --> 00:53:48,182
(sleigh bells ringing)

1660
00:53:48,182 --> 00:53:49,182
Sure.

1661
00:53:49,182 --> 00:53:50,082
Okay.

1662
00:53:50,082 --> 00:53:52,102
(cheerful music)

1663
00:54:04,073 --> 00:54:05,283
(Cookie laughs)

1664
00:54:05,283 --> 00:54:07,182
And now for the grand finale.

1665
00:54:10,262 --> 00:54:11,173
Um.

1666
00:54:11,173 --> 00:54:13,073
Have a holly jolly Christmas.

1667
00:54:13,073 --> 00:54:14,173
You get it?

1668
00:54:14,173 --> 00:54:15,253
Um, not a clue.

1669
00:54:17,033 --> 00:54:17,283
Because your name is Holly.

1670
00:54:17,283 --> 00:54:19,162
I'm kidding, Cook.

1671
00:54:19,162 --> 00:54:21,262
It's amazing.

1672
00:54:21,262 --> 00:54:24,073
Now get outta here so I can

1673
00:54:21,262 --> 00:54:24,073
change into this masterpiece.

1674
00:54:24,073 --> 00:54:25,082
Oh, hold on.

1675
00:54:27,292 --> 00:54:29,242
Okay, it's not very Christmassy.

1676
00:54:29,242 --> 00:54:31,053
No, it's for when you put on the

1677
00:54:29,242 --> 00:54:31,053
sweater

1678
00:54:31,053 --> 00:54:33,122
to protect your makeup and your

1679
00:54:31,053 --> 00:54:33,122
curls.

1680
00:54:33,122 --> 00:54:35,073
That's very weird.

1681
00:54:35,073 --> 00:54:36,042
Okay.

1682
00:54:36,042 --> 00:54:37,142
Hey, hey hey hey.

1683
00:54:38,253 --> 00:54:40,153
Thank you.

1684
00:54:40,153 --> 00:54:42,073
What's family for?

1685
00:54:43,093 --> 00:54:44,142
Yay!

1686
00:54:44,142 --> 00:54:45,162
Yay, yay, yay.

1687
00:54:48,142 --> 00:54:49,162
Okay.

1688
00:54:55,283 --> 00:54:56,242
(mysterious music)

1689
00:54:56,242 --> 00:54:58,102
Perfectly relatable.

1690
00:54:58,102 --> 00:55:01,023
(ominous music)

1691
00:55:05,082 --> 00:55:06,162
Okay, ready people.

1692
00:55:06,162 --> 00:55:08,233
Three, two, show time.

1693
00:55:10,102 --> 00:55:13,262
Everybody ready for some

1694
00:55:10,102 --> 00:55:13,262
holiday cheer and magic?

1695
00:55:13,262 --> 00:55:15,273
Okay Faith, open up your

1696
00:55:13,262 --> 00:55:15,273
present.

1697
00:55:18,262 --> 00:55:21,303
And, what did you get, little

1698
00:55:18,262 --> 00:55:21,303
girl?

1699
00:55:21,303 --> 00:55:26,033
Ooh, I think it might be

1700
00:55:21,303 --> 00:55:26,033
raspberry jelly.

1701
00:55:26,033 --> 00:55:27,082
Ooh.

1702
00:55:27,082 --> 00:55:28,162
I think it leaked through.

1703
00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:29,162
Wow.

1704
00:55:29,162 --> 00:55:32,023
Okay, you can open up

1705
00:55:29,162 --> 00:55:32,023
your presents now, too.

1706
00:55:33,102 --> 00:55:34,053
Ah!

1707
00:55:34,053 --> 00:55:35,033
Oh wait, it's uh.

1708
00:55:35,033 --> 00:55:36,202
(ominous music)

1709
00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:37,222
It's a foot.

1710
00:55:39,213 --> 00:55:40,292
From a person.

1711
00:55:40,292 --> 00:55:42,122
(people gasping)

1712
00:55:42,122 --> 00:55:44,262
MAN: Is that, is that real?

1713
00:55:44,262 --> 00:55:47,182
(ominous music)

1714
00:56:11,292 --> 00:56:13,053
Holly.

1715
00:56:13,053 --> 00:56:14,122
Are you having a stroke?

1716
00:56:14,122 --> 00:56:16,073
Uh, yeah um.

1717
00:56:16,073 --> 00:56:20,283
I think that maybe we

1718
00:56:16,073 --> 00:56:20,283
should, uh, wrap this up.

1719
00:56:20,283 --> 00:56:23,133
I'm uh.

1720
00:56:20,283 --> 00:56:23,133
Thank you.

1721
00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:24,082
I think, I mean.

1722
00:56:24,082 --> 00:56:26,033
Put the fudging camera down,

1723
00:56:24,082 --> 00:56:26,033
Chad!

1724
00:56:26,033 --> 00:56:27,222
Oh my God, Cookie!

1725
00:56:27,222 --> 00:56:29,153
(people gasping)

1726
00:56:29,153 --> 00:56:30,133
She's not breathing!

1727
00:56:30,133 --> 00:56:31,133
Someone call an ambulance!

1728
00:56:31,133 --> 00:56:33,113
I can do CPR while we wait.

1729
00:56:33,113 --> 00:56:35,133
Can I get the parents

1730
00:56:33,113 --> 00:56:35,133
to grab their children

1731
00:56:35,133 --> 00:56:37,113
and take them home immediately.

1732
00:56:37,113 --> 00:56:38,312
That's an order.

1733
00:56:38,312 --> 00:56:40,073
All of this it,

1734
00:56:40,073 --> 00:56:43,122
it must have triggered her

1735
00:56:40,073 --> 00:56:43,122
back to that Christmas morning.

1736
00:56:43,122 --> 00:56:44,262
She's gonna be okay, right?

1737
00:56:46,133 --> 00:56:47,213
She has to be okay.

1738
00:56:49,222 --> 00:56:54,222
(sirens blaring)

1739
00:56:49,222 --> 00:56:54,222
(dramatic music)

1740
00:57:03,062 --> 00:57:06,122
This is the same thing happened

1741
00:57:03,062 --> 00:57:06,122
to your parents, isn't it?

1742
00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:07,142
Yeah, Aunt Becky said they were

1743
00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:07,142
found

1744
00:57:07,142 --> 00:57:09,283
wrapped up like gifts

1745
00:57:07,142 --> 00:57:09,283
under the Christmas tree.

1746
00:57:11,093 --> 00:57:13,122
If the killer really is back,

1747
00:57:13,122 --> 00:57:15,182
that means he went dormant for

1748
00:57:13,122 --> 00:57:15,182
decades

1749
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:17,193
and came back right when you

1750
00:57:15,182 --> 00:57:17,193
did.

1751
00:57:17,193 --> 00:57:19,023
What are you saying, Noel?

1752
00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:22,122
I'm saying it's a hell of a

1753
00:57:19,303 --> 00:57:22,122
coincidence.

1754
00:57:22,122 --> 00:57:23,023
I don't have time for this right

1755
00:57:22,122 --> 00:57:23,023
now.

1756
00:57:23,023 --> 00:57:24,033
I need to be with my sister.

1757
00:57:24,033 --> 00:57:25,113
Chad, Chris, wait up.

1758
00:57:38,082 --> 00:57:39,093
Hey.

1759
00:57:41,202 --> 00:57:42,202
It's warm.

1760
00:57:42,202 --> 00:57:43,222
Thank you.

1761
00:57:45,173 --> 00:57:46,182
How you feeling?

1762
00:57:48,142 --> 00:57:53,133
My brain's just trying to

1763
00:57:48,142 --> 00:57:53,133
make sense of all this.

1764
00:57:53,133 --> 00:57:56,033
You know I, I knew there

1765
00:57:53,133 --> 00:57:56,033
was evil in the world,

1766
00:57:56,033 --> 00:57:58,082
just not here in Ornaments.

1767
00:57:58,082 --> 00:58:00,312
I mean not for a long time,

1768
00:57:58,082 --> 00:58:00,312
at least.

1769
00:58:00,312 --> 00:58:02,233
Now it's back and it's all my

1770
00:58:00,312 --> 00:58:02,233
fault.

1771
00:58:02,233 --> 00:58:04,242
No, you can't blame yourself,

1772
00:58:02,233 --> 00:58:04,242
Holly.

1773
00:58:04,242 --> 00:58:06,133
Maybe not for the letter that

1774
00:58:04,242 --> 00:58:06,133
I wrote when we were kids,

1775
00:58:06,133 --> 00:58:08,082
but the one the other night,

1776
00:58:06,133 --> 00:58:08,082
I mean.

1777
00:58:09,113 --> 00:58:10,182
I don't know.

1778
00:58:11,242 --> 00:58:14,213
I always thought that the devil

1779
00:58:11,242 --> 00:58:14,213
was just made up, you know?

1780
00:58:14,213 --> 00:58:18,253
Like a mascot for the bad

1781
00:58:14,213 --> 00:58:18,253
so that people wouldn't sin.

1782
00:58:18,253 --> 00:58:22,233
An evil spirit that was just

1783
00:58:18,253 --> 00:58:22,233
as fictitious as the one

1784
00:58:22,233 --> 00:58:25,062
with the white beard that

1785
00:58:22,233 --> 00:58:25,062
I thought I was writing to.

1786
00:58:25,062 --> 00:58:27,312
(phone ringing)

1787
00:58:27,312 --> 00:58:28,283
Oy.

1788
00:58:29,253 --> 00:58:30,153
It's my boss.

1789
00:58:32,053 --> 00:58:33,202
Probably calling to fire my ass.

1790
00:58:33,202 --> 00:58:35,023
Oh, you don't know that.

1791
00:58:35,023 --> 00:58:35,292
Hm.

1792
00:58:37,093 --> 00:58:38,122
I'll be fine.

1793
00:58:38,122 --> 00:58:40,242
Just, I'm glad you're here with

1794
00:58:38,122 --> 00:58:40,242
me.

1795
00:58:40,242 --> 00:58:42,093
Okay, I'll, I'll be quick.

1796
00:58:42,093 --> 00:58:43,053
Okay.

1797
00:58:46,102 --> 00:58:47,182
Pretty crazy night, huh?

1798
00:58:47,182 --> 00:58:49,162
KEVINS: More like crazy ratings.

1799
00:58:50,173 --> 00:58:51,082
What?

1800
00:58:51,082 --> 00:58:52,312
Your segment just went viral.

1801
00:58:52,312 --> 00:58:55,233
Over three million views

1802
00:58:52,312 --> 00:58:55,233
in just under an hour.

1803
00:58:55,233 --> 00:58:56,253
Guess I was wrong, eh?

1804
00:58:56,253 --> 00:58:59,233
People don't want feel

1805
00:58:56,253 --> 00:58:59,233
good, they want darkness,

1806
00:58:59,233 --> 00:59:02,283
blood and gore, so, come

1807
00:58:59,233 --> 00:59:02,283
on, let's give it to 'em.

1808
00:59:02,283 --> 00:59:04,062
That is disgusting.

1809
00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:05,023
You are talking about people

1810
00:59:05,023 --> 00:59:07,082
who lost their lives including

1811
00:59:05,023 --> 00:59:07,082
my aunt.

1812
00:59:07,082 --> 00:59:09,222
Listen, it's time to get

1813
00:59:07,082 --> 00:59:09,222
back to investigative, Holly.

1814
00:59:09,222 --> 00:59:11,283
Find out who's doing the kills.

1815
00:59:11,283 --> 00:59:15,222
Who knows, you may end up

1816
00:59:11,283 --> 00:59:15,222
getting poached by Fox News.

1817
00:59:18,253 --> 00:59:22,082
I hope scouring the B roll

1818
00:59:18,253 --> 00:59:22,082
will help us catch the killer.

1819
00:59:22,082 --> 00:59:24,062
What if she's right?

1820
00:59:24,062 --> 00:59:25,153
Holly, that it's um,

1821
00:59:28,113 --> 00:59:29,133
Satan.

1822
00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:31,253
I got a big fat bag of evidence.

1823
00:59:32,222 --> 00:59:34,073
Seems to be some kind of a

1824
00:59:32,222 --> 00:59:34,073
disguise.

1825
00:59:34,073 --> 00:59:35,233
They found it behind Aunt B's.

1826
00:59:36,222 --> 00:59:38,122
Got a brown wig.

1827
00:59:40,162 --> 00:59:41,312
Camera, glasses.

1828
00:59:43,033 --> 00:59:44,242
Bubble gum lip gloss.

1829
00:59:44,242 --> 00:59:47,122
Animal print scarf and finally

1830
00:59:44,242 --> 00:59:47,122
this,

1831
00:59:48,082 --> 00:59:49,193
coral blazer.

1832
00:59:49,193 --> 00:59:50,262
Well that's tangerine.

1833
00:59:53,093 --> 00:59:54,222
Oh, holy night.

1834
00:59:55,233 --> 00:59:57,033
It's definitely tangerine.

1835
00:59:57,283 --> 00:59:58,173
There something about these

1836
00:59:57,283 --> 00:59:58,173
items

1837
00:59:58,173 --> 00:59:59,303
that look familiar to you?

1838
01:00:02,113 --> 01:00:03,262
What are you keeping from me,

1839
01:00:02,113 --> 01:00:03,262
Pringle?

1840
01:00:04,292 --> 01:00:08,122
Those, those are Holly's things.

1841
01:00:08,122 --> 01:00:09,182
What?

1842
01:00:09,182 --> 01:00:12,122
Noel, there's no way Holly did

1843
01:00:09,182 --> 01:00:12,122
this.

1844
01:00:13,153 --> 01:00:14,122
Chris.

1845
01:00:15,213 --> 01:00:16,193
Where is she now?

1846
01:00:17,222 --> 01:00:20,133
(ominous music)

1847
01:00:21,202 --> 01:00:23,033
DEPUTY WREATH: Hands up!

1848
01:00:23,033 --> 01:00:24,292
Oh oh oh!

1849
01:00:24,292 --> 01:00:25,253
Deputy.

1850
01:00:25,253 --> 01:00:28,122
Worst stripper gram ever.

1851
01:00:28,122 --> 01:00:30,042
This isn't a joke.

1852
01:00:30,042 --> 01:00:31,292
Noel told me what you did to

1853
01:00:30,042 --> 01:00:31,292
those people.

1854
01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:33,193
To our sweet little sister.

1855
01:00:33,193 --> 01:00:34,093
What?

1856
01:00:34,093 --> 01:00:34,303
Chad, what is going on here?

1857
01:00:34,303 --> 01:00:37,023
Hands behind your back, Frost.

1858
01:00:37,023 --> 01:00:39,142
Okay, okay, geez.

1859
01:00:40,253 --> 01:00:41,283
You're under arrest

1860
01:00:43,033 --> 01:00:44,292
for six homicides in Ornaments.

1861
01:00:44,292 --> 01:00:46,182
What are you talking about?

1862
01:00:46,182 --> 01:00:47,262
The bodies that were found

1863
01:00:46,182 --> 01:00:47,262
tonight,

1864
01:00:47,262 --> 01:00:50,283
all of your sister's personal

1865
01:00:47,262 --> 01:00:50,283
belongings were there, Cookie.

1866
01:00:50,283 --> 01:00:52,142
Covered in victim's blood.

1867
01:00:52,142 --> 01:00:53,193
Oh, okay.

1868
01:00:53,193 --> 01:00:54,193
Look, I'm obviously being

1869
01:00:53,193 --> 01:00:54,193
framed.

1870
01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:55,182
Cookie.

1871
01:00:55,182 --> 01:00:56,303
No it was you, wasn't it?

1872
01:00:57,303 --> 01:00:58,292
What?

1873
01:00:58,292 --> 01:01:00,153
You killed mom and dad

1874
01:00:58,292 --> 01:01:00,153
when we were little.

1875
01:01:00,153 --> 01:01:01,202
What?

1876
01:01:01,202 --> 01:01:03,153
All because they wouldn't

1877
01:01:01,202 --> 01:01:03,153
buy you a Darby Dream Wagon.

1878
01:01:03,153 --> 01:01:05,292
And then, and then you came back

1879
01:01:05,292 --> 01:01:08,213
to do a news story so that

1880
01:01:05,292 --> 01:01:08,213
you would be promoted.

1881
01:01:08,213 --> 01:01:09,182
No!

1882
01:01:09,182 --> 01:01:10,303
You're a psychopath!

1883
01:01:10,303 --> 01:01:11,303
I would never do something like

1884
01:01:10,303 --> 01:01:11,303
that.

1885
01:01:11,303 --> 01:01:14,303
I love our parents, Aunt

1886
01:01:11,303 --> 01:01:14,303
Becky, look, I love you.

1887
01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:16,062
Yeah, yeah, and that's why you

1888
01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:16,062
never,

1889
01:01:16,062 --> 01:01:20,262
you know, came back to visit

1890
01:01:16,062 --> 01:01:20,262
or send me a birthday card.

1891
01:01:20,262 --> 01:01:21,153
(Cookie crying)

1892
01:01:21,153 --> 01:01:23,062
Just hear her out, Cookie.

1893
01:01:23,062 --> 01:01:24,033
No!

1894
01:01:25,193 --> 01:01:30,173
The only person that

1895
01:01:25,193 --> 01:01:30,173
you love is your drunk,

1896
01:01:30,173 --> 01:01:34,283
demented, depraved big city

1897
01:01:30,173 --> 01:01:34,283
self!

1898
01:01:35,273 --> 01:01:38,023
Just take her away, Deputy.

1899
01:01:38,023 --> 01:01:39,292
No, this, this is bullshit.

1900
01:01:39,292 --> 01:01:41,113
Cole, I want a lawyer.

1901
01:01:41,113 --> 01:01:42,062
You've got one.

1902
01:01:42,062 --> 01:01:44,283
(hopeful music)

1903
01:01:45,303 --> 01:01:47,253
Passed the bar last fall.

1904
01:01:47,253 --> 01:01:50,193
Cole, the courthouse doesn't

1905
01:01:47,253 --> 01:01:50,193
reopen until after Christmas.

1906
01:01:50,193 --> 01:01:52,062
She can stay with me in the

1907
01:01:50,193 --> 01:01:52,062
meantime.

1908
01:01:52,062 --> 01:01:54,162
She's a maniac, Pringle.

1909
01:01:54,162 --> 01:01:56,122
She's crazy, she killed Joy.

1910
01:01:58,023 --> 01:01:58,292
Uncuff her.

1911
01:01:59,233 --> 01:02:00,202
Now.

1912
01:02:03,253 --> 01:02:06,162
(Cookie crying)

1913
01:02:11,202 --> 01:02:15,102
I hear we're having a slumber

1914
01:02:11,202 --> 01:02:15,102
party?

1915
01:02:15,102 --> 01:02:16,062
Yeah.

1916
01:02:17,262 --> 01:02:19,273
Um, hey Chris.

1917
01:02:21,133 --> 01:02:25,222
Thank you, thank you both,

1918
01:02:21,133 --> 01:02:25,222
for coming to save me.

1919
01:02:26,193 --> 01:02:29,093
We believe you, about Satan.

1920
01:02:29,093 --> 01:02:32,062
Like you believed I wasn't

1921
01:02:29,093 --> 01:02:32,062
seeing things in the manger.

1922
01:02:33,033 --> 01:02:33,283
Yeah.

1923
01:02:33,283 --> 01:02:37,082
Just, I wish my sister believed

1924
01:02:33,283 --> 01:02:37,082
me.

1925
01:02:38,233 --> 01:02:40,053
Hey, you can sleep on the couch,

1926
01:02:40,053 --> 01:02:42,233
or in the master while I'm on

1927
01:02:40,053 --> 01:02:42,233
the couch.

1928
01:02:42,233 --> 01:02:43,242
(distant growling)

1929
01:02:43,242 --> 01:02:44,142
Um guys,

1930
01:02:44,142 --> 01:02:46,222
um that's not Santa, is it?

1931
01:02:46,222 --> 01:02:49,073
(ominous music)

1932
01:02:49,073 --> 01:02:50,133
Oh shit.

1933
01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:51,122
Happy holidays.

1934
01:02:52,233 --> 01:02:55,053
(Satan Claus laughs)

1935
01:02:55,053 --> 01:02:56,023
Chris!

1936
01:02:57,042 --> 01:02:58,153
(Faith screams)

1937
01:02:58,153 --> 01:03:01,042
Oh, is there anything better at

1938
01:02:58,153 --> 01:03:01,042
Christmas

1939
01:03:01,042 --> 01:03:03,122
than a fallen angel.

1940
01:03:03,122 --> 01:03:04,082
(Satan Claus laughs)

1941
01:03:04,082 --> 01:03:05,033
Dad!

1942
01:03:05,033 --> 01:03:05,283
Help!

1943
01:03:05,033 --> 01:03:05,283
Daddy,

1944
01:03:05,283 --> 01:03:07,082
I can't feel my fingers!

1945
01:03:07,082 --> 01:03:08,102
Don't like snow angels!

1946
01:03:08,102 --> 01:03:09,242
Holly, save us!

1947
01:03:10,283 --> 01:03:12,042
Let them go.

1948
01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:15,122
You have done enough damage

1949
01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:15,122
to this town and to my life!

1950
01:03:15,122 --> 01:03:17,202
Oh, did I?

1951
01:03:17,202 --> 01:03:19,133
Oh that's so sad.

1952
01:03:19,133 --> 01:03:22,102
(Faith crying)

1953
01:03:22,102 --> 01:03:23,142
Screw this.

1954
01:03:24,303 --> 01:03:26,253
You have a sweet tooth, honey?

1955
01:03:26,253 --> 01:03:29,162
Be careful, you might get a

1956
01:03:26,253 --> 01:03:29,162
little hippy.

1957
01:03:29,162 --> 01:03:30,312
It's over, asshole.

1958
01:03:31,283 --> 01:03:34,042
(Holly yells)

1959
01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:34,292
(candycanes stabbing flesh)

1960
01:03:34,292 --> 01:03:35,253
Oh, come on!

1961
01:03:36,182 --> 01:03:38,082
You, you just blinded me.

1962
01:03:39,093 --> 01:03:40,053
Oh, ow!

1963
01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:44,253
Oh no, look at that, I'm totally

1964
01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:44,253
fine.

1965
01:03:44,253 --> 01:03:47,042
(Satan Claus laughs)

1966
01:03:47,042 --> 01:03:48,162
What do you want?

1967
01:03:48,162 --> 01:03:50,142
What do I want?

1968
01:03:50,142 --> 01:03:53,142
You wrote me, remember?

1969
01:03:53,142 --> 01:03:56,182
You gave me Christmas.

1970
01:03:57,153 --> 01:04:01,173
Which by the way, is a

1971
01:03:57,153 --> 01:04:01,173
fabulous gift, sweetheart.

1972
01:04:01,173 --> 01:04:02,262
I am having a ball.

1973
01:04:04,113 --> 01:04:05,113
(Chris screams)

1974
01:04:05,113 --> 01:04:06,303
CHRIS: Get out of here, Holly!

1975
01:04:06,303 --> 01:04:09,162
(tense music)

1976
01:04:10,292 --> 01:04:12,242
(intense music)

1977
01:04:12,242 --> 01:04:14,122
(Holly grunts)

1978
01:04:14,122 --> 01:04:15,173
Run Holly!

1979
01:04:15,173 --> 01:04:17,053
To my place!

1980
01:04:17,053 --> 01:04:18,162
We'll be fine, just go quick.

1981
01:04:18,162 --> 01:04:21,303
It is the most wonderful time of

1982
01:04:18,162 --> 01:04:21,303
the year.

1983
01:04:21,303 --> 01:04:23,253
(Satan Claus laughs)

1984
01:04:23,253 --> 01:04:26,093
(dark music)

1985
01:04:30,173 --> 01:04:33,102
(Holly panting)

1986
01:04:35,053 --> 01:04:37,242
(Holly crying)

1987
01:04:43,062 --> 01:04:44,113
(intense music)

1988
01:04:43,062 --> 01:04:44,113
(Holly gasps)

1989
01:04:44,113 --> 01:04:46,153
CHRIS: Holly, it's us.

1990
01:04:47,162 --> 01:04:49,062
Come in, come in.

1991
01:04:49,062 --> 01:04:49,312
Oh my God, are you all right?

1992
01:04:49,312 --> 01:04:51,122
I was so scared.

1993
01:04:53,153 --> 01:04:54,173
Is that fiend gone?

1994
01:04:54,173 --> 01:04:55,142
For now.

1995
01:04:56,102 --> 01:04:57,202
Exactly.

1996
01:04:57,202 --> 01:04:58,233
For now.

1997
01:04:58,233 --> 01:05:01,173
We can't defeat Satan

1998
01:04:58,233 --> 01:05:01,173
physically.

1999
01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:04,053
Question is, is how?

2000
01:05:04,053 --> 01:05:06,283
Let's just get you patched up

2001
01:05:04,053 --> 01:05:06,283
first, okay?

2002
01:05:06,283 --> 01:05:07,253
Okay.

2003
01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:13,283
- Hey.

2004
01:05:12,042 --> 01:05:13,283
- Hey.

2005
01:05:13,283 --> 01:05:15,213
Are you sure you don't

2006
01:05:13,283 --> 01:05:15,213
mind taking the couch?

2007
01:05:15,213 --> 01:05:17,253
Oh, yeah yeah, no no, it's no

2008
01:05:15,213 --> 01:05:17,253
problem.

2009
01:05:18,213 --> 01:05:20,262
Thanks for everything this week,

2010
01:05:18,213 --> 01:05:20,262
Chris.

2011
01:05:20,262 --> 01:05:23,182
You've been, you've been so

2012
01:05:20,262 --> 01:05:23,182
great.

2013
01:05:23,182 --> 01:05:25,033
Especially considering all that

2014
01:05:23,182 --> 01:05:25,033
crap

2015
01:05:25,033 --> 01:05:27,283
that I put you through

2016
01:05:25,033 --> 01:05:27,283
when we were younger.

2017
01:05:27,283 --> 01:05:30,093
Holly, we're dealing with a

2018
01:05:27,283 --> 01:05:30,093
holiday devil.

2019
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,273
Surviving together is

2020
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,273
all that matters now.

2021
01:05:32,273 --> 01:05:36,213
So, why don't you dream of

2022
01:05:32,273 --> 01:05:36,213
sugarplum fairies for me, okay?

2023
01:05:38,082 --> 01:05:39,062
Okay.

2024
01:05:41,153 --> 01:05:43,033
Oh um, um.

2025
01:05:43,033 --> 01:05:45,162
No kissing, at least not this

2026
01:05:43,033 --> 01:05:45,162
early on.

2027
01:05:47,153 --> 01:05:49,073
Yeah, okay, cool.

2028
01:05:49,073 --> 01:05:52,213
You know what, I, actually I get

2029
01:05:49,073 --> 01:05:52,213
it.

2030
01:05:53,222 --> 01:05:55,033
Um.

2031
01:05:55,033 --> 01:05:56,073
(Holly laughs)

2032
01:05:56,073 --> 01:05:58,273
How bout we high five instead?

2033
01:05:58,273 --> 01:06:00,253
Uh, sure.

2034
01:06:00,253 --> 01:06:01,202
Yeah?

2035
01:06:01,202 --> 01:06:02,283
Sure.

2036
01:06:01,202 --> 01:06:02,283
Okay.

2037
01:06:02,283 --> 01:06:03,233
All right.

2038
01:06:03,233 --> 01:06:04,193
High five.

2039
01:06:06,082 --> 01:06:08,162
Um, goodnight Chris Pringle.

2040
01:06:10,222 --> 01:06:12,023
Night Holly Frost.

2041
01:06:15,142 --> 01:06:16,102
Hm.

2042
01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:31,303
(notifications dinging)

2043
01:06:52,273 --> 01:06:53,292
Let me guess.

2044
01:06:56,193 --> 01:06:57,173
Santa's reindeer?

2045
01:07:01,093 --> 01:07:03,153
I know it probably seems silly

2046
01:07:01,093 --> 01:07:03,153
but,

2047
01:07:04,303 --> 01:07:08,162
when I lost my mom to the hot

2048
01:07:04,303 --> 01:07:08,162
air balloon,

2049
01:07:10,053 --> 01:07:11,162
I became depressed.

2050
01:07:12,122 --> 01:07:15,292
I needed to find faith to

2051
01:07:12,122 --> 01:07:15,292
continue on.

2052
01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:19,093
I mean, living in Ornaments,

2053
01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:19,093
Santa seemed like a good start.

2054
01:07:21,233 --> 01:07:25,133
I put these out every year

2055
01:07:21,233 --> 01:07:25,133
and someone eats them.

2056
01:07:25,133 --> 01:07:27,142
Sure, maybe it's my dad but,

2057
01:07:28,122 --> 01:07:30,053
I like to think it's the

2058
01:07:28,122 --> 01:07:30,053
reindeer.

2059
01:07:33,222 --> 01:07:36,062
O-M-Gingerbread.

2060
01:07:36,062 --> 01:07:37,202
What is it?

2061
01:07:37,202 --> 01:07:41,312
If Satan is real, then who's

2062
01:07:37,202 --> 01:07:41,312
to say that Santa isn't?

2063
01:07:41,312 --> 01:07:43,113
I can't believe my lips

2064
01:07:41,312 --> 01:07:43,113
are about to say this,

2065
01:07:43,113 --> 01:07:46,153
but what if I wrote to

2066
01:07:43,113 --> 01:07:46,153
Santa to ask his advice

2067
01:07:46,153 --> 01:07:49,073
on how to get this horny

2068
01:07:46,153 --> 01:07:49,073
hell raiser out of Ornaments?

2069
01:07:49,073 --> 01:07:50,133
A, a letter to Santa!

2070
01:07:50,133 --> 01:07:51,082
Yes!

2071
01:07:51,082 --> 01:07:52,023
I'll get a pen.

2072
01:07:52,023 --> 01:07:54,062
And I will get some liquid

2073
01:07:52,023 --> 01:07:54,062
courage.

2074
01:07:54,062 --> 01:07:55,292
(both squealing)

2075
01:07:55,292 --> 01:07:58,042
Dear Santa.

2076
01:07:59,122 --> 01:08:04,142
Hey, it's been 20,

2077
01:07:59,122 --> 01:08:04,142
oh scratch that.

2078
01:08:04,142 --> 01:08:09,162
21 years since we last spoke.

2079
01:08:10,113 --> 01:08:15,122
I need to bring back joy to

2080
01:08:10,113 --> 01:08:15,122
Ornaments and take down Satan.

2081
01:08:18,222 --> 01:08:23,233
How the, fudge, do I do that?

2082
01:08:25,293 --> 01:08:29,283
Love, Holly Frost.

2083
01:08:34,073 --> 01:08:35,113
Something's not right.

2084
01:08:38,203 --> 01:08:39,273
Winters.

2085
01:08:43,023 --> 01:08:44,092
It says Santa, right?

2086
01:08:48,052 --> 01:08:49,073
Here goes nothin'.

2087
01:08:54,092 --> 01:08:56,083
Now we just have to get it to

2088
01:08:54,092 --> 01:08:56,083
Santa.

2089
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:57,233
Oh, but the bakery's closed

2090
01:08:56,083 --> 01:08:57,233
tonight.

2091
01:09:00,193 --> 01:09:02,233
I know what that look means.

2092
01:09:03,243 --> 01:09:06,262
I have a plan, Miss Winters.

2093
01:09:08,033 --> 01:09:10,243
(hopeful music)

2094
01:09:24,203 --> 01:09:27,123
(magical music)

2095
01:09:38,092 --> 01:09:39,212
Oh my God, Faith, is everything

2096
01:09:38,092 --> 01:09:39,212
okay?

2097
01:09:39,212 --> 01:09:40,312
Better than okay.

2098
01:09:40,312 --> 01:09:41,273
What?

2099
01:09:41,273 --> 01:09:43,212
I found this by my half eaten

2100
01:09:41,273 --> 01:09:43,212
carrots.

2101
01:09:43,212 --> 01:09:44,273
He wrote back.

2102
01:09:44,273 --> 01:09:45,222
What?

2103
01:09:44,273 --> 01:09:45,222
Santa's real.

2104
01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:46,203
Open it, open it.

2105
01:09:46,203 --> 01:09:49,113
(Holly squeals)

2106
01:09:51,163 --> 01:09:53,273
Dear Holly, it's nice to hear

2107
01:09:51,163 --> 01:09:53,273
from you.

2108
01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:57,273
If you help a friend in need

2109
01:09:53,273 --> 01:09:57,273
and find a song in your soul,

2110
01:09:57,273 --> 01:09:59,142
you can light up the world.

2111
01:09:59,142 --> 01:10:02,052
Ho ho ho, Santa.

2112
01:10:04,123 --> 01:10:06,123
This is straight up gibberish.

2113
01:10:06,123 --> 01:10:07,283
No.

2114
01:10:07,283 --> 01:10:09,132
No, I think it's a riddle.

2115
01:10:09,132 --> 01:10:11,033
I love riddles.

2116
01:10:11,033 --> 01:10:14,113
Oh God, Santa wrote me a

2117
01:10:11,033 --> 01:10:14,113
fudging riddle to abolish Satan?

2118
01:10:14,113 --> 01:10:15,102
Okay, it looks like it's written

2119
01:10:15,102 --> 01:10:16,062
in three different sections.

2120
01:10:16,062 --> 01:10:17,283
So we should start at the

2121
01:10:16,062 --> 01:10:17,283
beginning.

2122
01:10:17,283 --> 01:10:19,083
If you help a friend in need.

2123
01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:20,222
Do you have a friend in need?

2124
01:10:21,182 --> 01:10:22,302
I don't have any friends.

2125
01:10:23,233 --> 01:10:24,212
(Holly gasps)

2126
01:10:24,212 --> 01:10:27,113
Except for Chad.

2127
01:10:27,113 --> 01:10:29,302
(Chad sighing)

2128
01:10:32,283 --> 01:10:34,102
Oh, hey.

2129
01:10:34,102 --> 01:10:36,243
I'm glad you're not in the

2130
01:10:34,102 --> 01:10:36,243
slammer.

2131
01:10:36,243 --> 01:10:37,273
Hey, what's going on Uncle Chad?

2132
01:10:37,273 --> 01:10:40,212
Why are you tossing out

2133
01:10:37,273 --> 01:10:40,212
all those pretty pies.

2134
01:10:40,212 --> 01:10:43,222
Well, everyone's afraid

2135
01:10:40,212 --> 01:10:43,222
to leave their homes.

2136
01:10:43,222 --> 01:10:45,083
They think Holly's a mass

2137
01:10:43,222 --> 01:10:45,083
murderess,

2138
01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:49,092
so Sheriff Noel canceled the

2139
01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:49,092
rest of Christmas Wonder.

2140
01:10:49,092 --> 01:10:51,273
Including tonight's caroling

2141
01:10:49,092 --> 01:10:51,273
concert at the bakery.

2142
01:10:53,212 --> 01:10:57,262
Holly, Santa said to find

2143
01:10:53,212 --> 01:10:57,262
a song within your soul.

2144
01:10:58,283 --> 01:11:01,293
Maybe Santa wants the concert to

2145
01:10:58,283 --> 01:11:01,293
go on.

2146
01:11:01,293 --> 01:11:04,182
I think that you're right.

2147
01:11:04,182 --> 01:11:06,062
Ah, shit, he's early.

2148
01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:07,073
Who?

2149
01:11:07,073 --> 01:11:08,023
Who's early?

2150
01:11:08,023 --> 01:11:10,142
Faith, makeover.

2151
01:11:10,142 --> 01:11:13,083
(cheerful music)

2152
01:11:16,102 --> 01:11:19,073
(romantic music)

2153
01:11:19,073 --> 01:11:20,023
Wow.

2154
01:11:20,023 --> 01:11:20,283
Chad.

2155
01:11:21,222 --> 01:11:22,212
You look different.

2156
01:11:23,203 --> 01:11:24,312
I do?

2157
01:11:24,312 --> 01:11:26,193
Uh, what are you doing here?

2158
01:11:26,193 --> 01:11:29,273
Uh, your niece called, said

2159
01:11:26,193 --> 01:11:29,273
there was an emergency.

2160
01:11:29,273 --> 01:11:31,052
Faithy, what?

2161
01:11:31,052 --> 01:11:32,243
Uh, John.

2162
01:11:32,243 --> 01:11:37,262
Chad had something that

2163
01:11:32,243 --> 01:11:37,262
he would like to ask you.

2164
01:11:39,092 --> 01:11:40,043
I do?

2165
01:11:40,043 --> 01:11:41,083
Mm-hm.

2166
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:46,092
Uh, maybe, would you like

2167
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:46,092
to go for a bite sometime?

2168
01:11:49,102 --> 01:11:51,043
What took you so long, Chady?

2169
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:54,043
I thought you weren't

2170
01:11:52,142 --> 01:11:54,043
interested.

2171
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:56,182
I thought you weren't

2172
01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:56,182
interested.

2173
01:11:56,182 --> 01:11:57,132
Aw.

2174
01:11:57,132 --> 01:11:58,033
Okay, great.

2175
01:11:58,033 --> 01:11:59,023
So you both like each other.

2176
01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:00,062
Now we have to get back

2177
01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:00,062
to saving Christmas.

2178
01:12:00,062 --> 01:12:02,212
Chad, send an email blast

2179
01:12:00,062 --> 01:12:02,212
to all of your customers.

2180
01:12:02,212 --> 01:12:05,083
Tell them that the event

2181
01:12:02,212 --> 01:12:05,083
her tonight is uncancelled.

2182
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:10,092
And, ah, everybody who

2183
01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:10,092
attends gets free pie.

2184
01:12:10,293 --> 01:12:12,193
I don't know if I have enough

2185
01:12:10,293 --> 01:12:12,193
filling.

2186
01:12:12,193 --> 01:12:14,193
Oh darling, I know a hot farmer

2187
01:12:14,193 --> 01:12:17,132
who might have a few

2188
01:12:14,193 --> 01:12:17,132
extra apples lying around.

2189
01:12:17,132 --> 01:12:18,212
Hm, I'm on it.

2190
01:12:18,212 --> 01:12:20,052
Wanna give me a hand, Chady?

2191
01:12:20,052 --> 01:12:20,312
Sure.

2192
01:12:22,233 --> 01:12:23,203
Okay.

2193
01:12:28,043 --> 01:12:30,283
(both squealing)

2194
01:12:31,252 --> 01:12:33,212
Okay Faith, now it's time

2195
01:12:31,252 --> 01:12:33,212
to find Sheriff Noel.

2196
01:12:33,212 --> 01:12:35,073
Tell him that he and the other

2197
01:12:33,212 --> 01:12:35,073
carolers

2198
01:12:35,073 --> 01:12:37,243
need to be ready to rock at

2199
01:12:35,073 --> 01:12:37,243
seven o'clock.

2200
01:12:38,262 --> 01:12:41,222
But, Sheriff Noel thinks

2201
01:12:38,262 --> 01:12:41,222
you chopped up his sister.

2202
01:12:41,222 --> 01:12:43,102
Right, okay, um.

2203
01:12:43,102 --> 01:12:47,252
Tell him that if this doesn't

2204
01:12:43,102 --> 01:12:47,252
work, he can arrest me.

2205
01:12:47,252 --> 01:12:49,193
Now go, go, go go go.

2206
01:12:49,193 --> 01:12:50,172
Go go go go go!

2207
01:12:50,172 --> 01:12:51,102
Okay.

2208
01:12:55,083 --> 01:12:57,163
Help a friend in need.

2209
01:12:59,102 --> 01:13:00,062
Nailed it.

2210
01:13:01,023 --> 01:13:03,073
FAITH: The free pie is here,

2211
01:13:01,023 --> 01:13:03,073
everyone.

2212
01:13:06,073 --> 01:13:07,203
Hey, Sheriff.

2213
01:13:07,203 --> 01:13:08,172
You ready to belt?

2214
01:13:11,273 --> 01:13:13,033
Oh what is this, like Christmas

2215
01:13:11,273 --> 01:13:13,033
charades?

2216
01:13:13,033 --> 01:13:16,182
Look, I'm sorry, we do not

2217
01:13:13,033 --> 01:13:16,182
have time for that right now.

2218
01:13:16,182 --> 01:13:19,102
Sorry, do you think that

2219
01:13:16,182 --> 01:13:19,102
I'm the Christmas killer?

2220
01:13:20,312 --> 01:13:22,073
Hello?

2221
01:13:22,073 --> 01:13:25,273
Uh, Noel and the other carolers

2222
01:13:22,073 --> 01:13:25,273
came down with laryngitis?

2223
01:13:27,033 --> 01:13:29,073
In the last two minutes?

2224
01:13:29,073 --> 01:13:30,293
What are the odds, right?

2225
01:13:30,293 --> 01:13:32,113
Ugh!

2226
01:13:32,113 --> 01:13:33,283
Satan's the odds.

2227
01:13:35,033 --> 01:13:39,273
I'd do it Holly, but I have

2228
01:13:35,033 --> 01:13:39,273
a terrible singing voice.

2229
01:13:39,273 --> 01:13:42,043
The concert's canceled, again.

2230
01:13:42,043 --> 01:13:43,102
No, no no no no.

2231
01:13:43,102 --> 01:13:46,283
Look, somebody has to, you

2232
01:13:43,102 --> 01:13:46,283
know, like sing from the soul.

2233
01:13:48,233 --> 01:13:51,052
And I think I know who

2234
01:13:48,233 --> 01:13:51,052
that someone has to be.

2235
01:13:53,142 --> 01:13:54,163
Hey everybody.

2236
01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:55,222
Hi, hello.

2237
01:13:55,222 --> 01:13:57,222
Can everybody hear me okay?

2238
01:13:57,222 --> 01:14:00,193
We don't want to see or

2239
01:13:57,222 --> 01:14:00,193
hear you, Christmas killer.

2240
01:14:00,193 --> 01:14:02,113
Oh, okay, wow.

2241
01:14:04,123 --> 01:14:08,033
Look, I'm here tonight

2242
01:14:04,123 --> 01:14:08,033
desperate to bring back

2243
01:14:08,033 --> 01:14:13,043
Ornaments' wonderful spirit,

2244
01:14:08,033 --> 01:14:13,043
which Satan has stolen.

2245
01:14:13,302 --> 01:14:15,163
The woman speaks the truth!

2246
01:14:16,312 --> 01:14:19,203
Cookie, I've done a lot of

2247
01:14:16,312 --> 01:14:19,203
thinking

2248
01:14:19,203 --> 01:14:22,172
about how important family is.

2249
01:14:22,172 --> 01:14:25,083
I mean, it's what Christmas

2250
01:14:22,172 --> 01:14:25,083
time is all about.

2251
01:14:26,123 --> 01:14:28,043
I've been a terrible little

2252
01:14:26,123 --> 01:14:28,043
sister to you

2253
01:14:28,043 --> 01:14:32,142
and I really hope that

2254
01:14:28,043 --> 01:14:32,142
it's not too late for us.

2255
01:14:34,062 --> 01:14:35,092
I need you to see.

2256
01:14:37,052 --> 01:14:41,033
I need you all to see

2257
01:14:37,052 --> 01:14:41,033
that people can change.

2258
01:14:42,033 --> 01:14:43,062
Hit it, Faith.

2259
01:14:47,262 --> 01:14:52,283
♪ What child is this who lay to

2260
01:14:47,262 --> 01:14:52,283
rest ♪

2261
01:14:54,113 --> 01:14:59,132
♪ On Mary's lap was sleeping ♪

2262
01:15:01,052 --> 01:15:06,052
♪ Whom angels greet with ransom

2263
01:15:01,052 --> 01:15:06,052
sweet ♪

2264
01:15:08,073 --> 01:15:12,142
♪ While shepherds watch a

2265
01:15:08,073 --> 01:15:12,142
keeping ♪

2266
01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:34,102
♪ This, this is Christ the

2267
01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:34,102
King ♪

2268
01:15:35,203 --> 01:15:40,222
♪ Whom shepherds guard and

2269
01:15:35,203 --> 01:15:40,222
angels sing ♪

2270
01:15:42,312 --> 01:15:48,023
♪ Haste, haste to bring him

2271
01:15:42,312 --> 01:15:48,023
laud ♪

2272
01:15:50,043 --> 01:15:53,262
♪ The son, the babe of Mary ♪

2273
01:15:56,222 --> 01:15:59,283
(audience applauding)

2274
01:16:07,312 --> 01:16:09,262
Mom and dad would have been so

2275
01:16:07,312 --> 01:16:09,262
proud.

2276
01:16:09,262 --> 01:16:10,312
Thank you, Cookie.

2277
01:16:11,293 --> 01:16:12,262
I love you.

2278
01:16:13,312 --> 01:16:15,222
Say you'll come home.

2279
01:16:15,222 --> 01:16:17,043
Stay for Christmas.

2280
01:16:17,043 --> 01:16:19,153
I would like that, very much.

2281
01:16:20,102 --> 01:16:22,252
But, I think that I'm,

2282
01:16:22,252 --> 01:16:25,062
I'm gonna have to ask my cute

2283
01:16:22,252 --> 01:16:25,062
lawyer.

2284
01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:27,172
(people screaming)

2285
01:16:27,172 --> 01:16:28,123
Oh my God!

2286
01:16:28,123 --> 01:16:31,062
(people gasping)

2287
01:16:31,283 --> 01:16:33,123
Oh no.

2288
01:16:33,123 --> 01:16:37,132
It's Carol, from Carol's

2289
01:16:33,123 --> 01:16:37,132
electronics.

2290
01:16:37,132 --> 01:16:39,293
For real?

2291
01:16:37,132 --> 01:16:39,293
It's Carol?

2292
01:16:39,293 --> 01:16:42,052
I just saw her this week.

2293
01:16:39,293 --> 01:16:42,052
It's like a new nightmare.

2294
01:16:42,052 --> 01:16:44,172
Satan is toying with us.

2295
01:16:44,172 --> 01:16:46,182
We have to keep the Christmas

2296
01:16:44,172 --> 01:16:46,182
spirit

2297
01:16:46,182 --> 01:16:48,193
in order to defeat that devil.

2298
01:16:51,102 --> 01:16:52,073
I have a plan.

2299
01:16:53,273 --> 01:16:56,273
(determined music)

2300
01:17:02,302 --> 01:17:04,182
It's on, bitch.

2301
01:17:10,203 --> 01:17:13,123
(ominous music)

2302
01:17:22,073 --> 01:17:24,142
Light up the world.

2303
01:17:24,142 --> 01:17:27,092
Of course, daddy's tree lighting

2304
01:17:24,142 --> 01:17:27,092
ceremony.

2305
01:17:27,092 --> 01:17:29,023
You're a genius, Holly.

2306
01:17:29,023 --> 01:17:30,142
There she is.

2307
01:17:30,142 --> 01:17:32,132
Kevins, what are you doing here?

2308
01:17:32,132 --> 01:17:34,023
Your friend Chad posted that

2309
01:17:32,132 --> 01:17:34,023
video

2310
01:17:34,023 --> 01:17:35,252
of your speech and song last

2311
01:17:34,023 --> 01:17:35,252
night.

2312
01:17:35,252 --> 01:17:37,043
Sorry I ever doubted you.

2313
01:17:37,043 --> 01:17:38,302
That anchor job is your.

2314
01:17:38,302 --> 01:17:41,142
Christie's already cleared

2315
01:17:38,302 --> 01:17:41,142
out her dressing room.

2316
01:17:41,142 --> 01:17:44,172
She cried, it was uh, pregnancy

2317
01:17:41,142 --> 01:17:44,172
hormones.

2318
01:17:44,172 --> 01:17:46,102
That's very kind of you, but,

2319
01:17:46,102 --> 01:17:48,102
I mean not the Christie

2320
01:17:46,102 --> 01:17:48,102
part, that's horrible,

2321
01:17:48,102 --> 01:17:50,203
but I'm not interested.

2322
01:17:50,203 --> 01:17:52,123
Look, there are more

2323
01:17:50,203 --> 01:17:52,123
important things in the world

2324
01:17:52,123 --> 01:17:54,302
than being Connie Chung.

2325
01:17:54,302 --> 01:17:58,233
Oh, and Kevins, you're

2326
01:17:54,302 --> 01:17:58,233
gonna want to film this.

2327
01:17:58,233 --> 01:18:00,092
Okay.

2328
01:18:00,092 --> 01:18:02,123
Chris, hey, Chris.

2329
01:18:03,203 --> 01:18:04,212
Where's the rest of the town?

2330
01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:06,203
Satan's gonna be here soon.

2331
01:18:06,203 --> 01:18:07,222
Maybe they're just late.

2332
01:18:09,062 --> 01:18:11,172
Or maybe I was just less

2333
01:18:09,062 --> 01:18:11,172
convincing than we thought.

2334
01:18:12,182 --> 01:18:13,233
We should get started.

2335
01:18:13,233 --> 01:18:14,222
Yeah, okay.

2336
01:18:15,193 --> 01:18:17,203
Evening, Ornaments.

2337
01:18:17,203 --> 01:18:20,302
May be small, but we are mighty.

2338
01:18:20,302 --> 01:18:23,142
Right?

2339
01:18:20,302 --> 01:18:23,142
(crowd cheering)

2340
01:18:23,142 --> 01:18:26,073
Okay, here goes nothing.

2341
01:18:27,193 --> 01:18:28,302
We're ready for you, Satan!

2342
01:18:30,182 --> 01:18:32,052
Yeah.

2343
01:18:32,052 --> 01:18:34,212
(tense music)

2344
01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:38,233
Show yourself!

2345
01:18:40,212 --> 01:18:41,163
(intense music)

2346
01:18:41,163 --> 01:18:42,302
Happy holidays!

2347
01:18:44,293 --> 01:18:45,243
(Satan Claus laughs)

2348
01:18:45,243 --> 01:18:46,273
We can't let that demon ruin our

2349
01:18:45,243 --> 01:18:46,273
joy,

2350
01:18:46,273 --> 01:18:48,102
so let's light up this tree!

2351
01:18:49,262 --> 01:18:51,073
One, two, three!

2352
01:18:54,243 --> 01:18:57,092
(ominous music)

2353
01:18:57,092 --> 01:18:58,293
(crowd screaming)

2354
01:18:58,293 --> 01:19:01,233
It's beginning to look

2355
01:18:58,293 --> 01:19:01,233
a lot like Christmas.

2356
01:19:01,233 --> 01:19:04,233
Every one in the town is up

2357
01:19:01,233 --> 01:19:04,233
there.

2358
01:19:04,233 --> 01:19:07,222
That's why people didn't

2359
01:19:04,233 --> 01:19:07,222
come to the ceremony.

2360
01:19:07,222 --> 01:19:08,233
Alive.

2361
01:19:08,233 --> 01:19:10,092
Santa's fix didn't work.

2362
01:19:11,293 --> 01:19:12,262
Satan won.

2363
01:19:13,212 --> 01:19:14,172
Woo!

2364
01:19:16,102 --> 01:19:19,172
All because I couldn't

2365
01:19:16,102 --> 01:19:19,172
fudging spell at seven?

2366
01:19:22,273 --> 01:19:23,312
That's what he meant.

2367
01:19:24,283 --> 01:19:26,262
The last part of Santa's riddle.

2368
01:19:29,052 --> 01:19:31,233
You can stop this whole

2369
01:19:29,052 --> 01:19:31,233
charade right now, Satan.

2370
01:19:31,233 --> 01:19:34,182
Because we are not afraid of

2371
01:19:31,233 --> 01:19:34,182
you.

2372
01:19:34,182 --> 01:19:37,123
Are you sure, Frost?

2373
01:19:37,123 --> 01:19:39,062
It's Winters again, dick.

2374
01:19:39,062 --> 01:19:40,212
No one cares.

2375
01:19:40,212 --> 01:19:42,212
I never meant to write

2376
01:19:40,212 --> 01:19:42,212
you all those years ago.

2377
01:19:42,212 --> 01:19:46,222
And we are taking back

2378
01:19:42,212 --> 01:19:46,222
Christmas because it's ours.

2379
01:19:46,222 --> 01:19:47,203
Yeah!

2380
01:19:46,222 --> 01:19:47,203
Woo!

2381
01:19:47,203 --> 01:19:51,163
It's rude to take back a gift,

2382
01:19:47,203 --> 01:19:51,163
sugarplum.

2383
01:19:51,163 --> 01:19:53,212
You were raised better than

2384
01:19:51,163 --> 01:19:53,212
that.

2385
01:19:53,212 --> 01:19:56,243
Oh no, wait a second, I

2386
01:19:53,212 --> 01:19:56,243
totally killed your parents.

2387
01:19:56,243 --> 01:19:59,033
(Satan Claus laughs)

2388
01:19:59,033 --> 01:19:59,312
Over the past few days,

2389
01:19:59,312 --> 01:20:02,233
I have rediscovered the

2390
01:19:59,312 --> 01:20:02,233
Christmas spirit.

2391
01:20:02,233 --> 01:20:07,092
I believe in hot cocoa,

2392
01:20:02,233 --> 01:20:07,092
candy canes, caroling,

2393
01:20:07,092 --> 01:20:08,182
Christmas presents, ginger bread

2394
01:20:07,092 --> 01:20:08,182
houses.

2395
01:20:08,182 --> 01:20:10,033
(Satan Claus gagging)

2396
01:20:10,033 --> 01:20:15,062
I believe in snow men,

2397
01:20:10,033 --> 01:20:15,062
snow women, snow theys.

2398
01:20:15,062 --> 01:20:17,023
I believe in the goodness of

2399
01:20:15,062 --> 01:20:17,023
people.

2400
01:20:18,132 --> 01:20:19,182
I believe in love.

2401
01:20:20,193 --> 01:20:25,172
But there is one thing

2402
01:20:20,193 --> 01:20:25,172
that I do not believe in.

2403
01:20:25,172 --> 01:20:27,273
And that's you.

2404
01:20:27,273 --> 01:20:29,153
What?

2405
01:20:29,153 --> 01:20:30,172
Time to light this mother up.

2406
01:20:30,172 --> 01:20:31,132
No!

2407
01:20:33,182 --> 01:20:34,142
No, no.

2408
01:20:35,132 --> 01:20:36,302
No no no no!

2409
01:20:36,302 --> 01:20:38,132
No!

2410
01:20:38,132 --> 01:20:40,252
Think of Christmas wonder!

2411
01:20:42,043 --> 01:20:43,043
Go, link arms!

2412
01:20:43,043 --> 01:20:46,182
(Satan Claus screaming)

2413
01:21:08,193 --> 01:21:11,132
(peaceful music)

2414
01:21:17,193 --> 01:21:19,092
FAITH: It's snowing in here!

2415
01:21:24,193 --> 01:21:25,153
Oh my.

2416
01:21:28,262 --> 01:21:31,113
Everyone's alive again.

2417
01:21:31,113 --> 01:21:34,043
It's a Christmas miracle.

2418
01:21:34,043 --> 01:21:37,102
(Faith giggling)

2419
01:21:37,102 --> 01:21:38,123
You did it, Holly.

2420
01:21:38,123 --> 01:21:39,193
We did it!

2421
01:21:42,043 --> 01:21:43,203
I have something to confess.

2422
01:21:44,163 --> 01:21:45,262
Oh, the leather's too much.

2423
01:21:45,262 --> 01:21:47,033
You're dumping me.

2424
01:21:47,033 --> 01:21:47,252
No, no.

2425
01:21:47,252 --> 01:21:49,233
My real name is Johannes

2426
01:21:47,252 --> 01:21:49,233
Strudel,

2427
01:21:49,233 --> 01:21:51,092
and I'm the Prince of Mocano.

2428
01:21:52,113 --> 01:21:53,172
You mean Monaco?

2429
01:21:53,172 --> 01:21:54,163
No, Mocano.

2430
01:21:54,163 --> 01:21:57,033
It's a small country

2431
01:21:54,163 --> 01:21:57,033
in West Eastern Europe.

2432
01:21:57,033 --> 01:21:59,132
I came to Ornaments to be

2433
01:21:57,033 --> 01:21:59,132
ordinary.

2434
01:21:59,132 --> 01:22:00,293
To plant apple trees.

2435
01:22:01,233 --> 01:22:04,203
But, I have found my prince.

2436
01:22:04,203 --> 01:22:05,312
I'm ready to go home.

2437
01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:10,073
(Chad gasps)

2438
01:22:10,073 --> 01:22:12,172
Will you marry me, Chady?

2439
01:22:12,172 --> 01:22:13,163
Me?

2440
01:22:13,163 --> 01:22:15,023
A prince's prince?

2441
01:22:15,023 --> 01:22:16,212
Yeah.

2442
01:22:16,212 --> 01:22:19,273
But, we've only been dating like

2443
01:22:16,212 --> 01:22:19,273
one day.

2444
01:22:19,273 --> 01:22:20,293
Yeah.

2445
01:22:20,293 --> 01:22:22,083
What am I saying, I do.

2446
01:22:23,023 --> 01:22:25,233
(hopeful music)

2447
01:22:33,163 --> 01:22:34,312
Every- I'm engaged!

2448
01:22:34,312 --> 01:22:36,092
(women cheering)

2449
01:22:36,092 --> 01:22:39,033
(cheerful music)

2450
01:22:47,262 --> 01:22:48,273
Kevins.

2451
01:22:50,023 --> 01:22:51,033
Sam.

2452
01:22:54,153 --> 01:22:57,243
All it took was having a

2453
01:22:54,153 --> 01:22:57,243
little faith in Christmas.

2454
01:23:00,193 --> 01:23:02,193
Hi.

2455
01:23:02,193 --> 01:23:06,052
So, I'm like, I'm really

2456
01:23:02,193 --> 01:23:06,052
sorry for getting you killed

2457
01:23:06,052 --> 01:23:08,283
by the angel of darkness and

2458
01:23:06,052 --> 01:23:08,283
for like being such an asshole.

2459
01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:10,193
It's no sweat.

2460
01:23:10,193 --> 01:23:14,043
Maybe we can try that van thing

2461
01:23:10,193 --> 01:23:14,043
again.

2462
01:23:15,283 --> 01:23:19,243
I'll take down my wife's

2463
01:23:15,283 --> 01:23:19,243
posters and kittens.

2464
01:23:21,043 --> 01:23:23,293
Yeah, um, I kind of.

2465
01:23:23,293 --> 01:23:24,262
Holly?

2466
01:23:26,132 --> 01:23:27,182
Chris, what?

2467
01:23:27,182 --> 01:23:28,182
What is this?

2468
01:23:28,182 --> 01:23:30,132
Hopefully it's not a hand.

2469
01:23:30,132 --> 01:23:31,113
(Holly giggles)

2470
01:23:31,113 --> 01:23:33,102
Something you deserved a long

2471
01:23:31,113 --> 01:23:33,102
time ago.

2472
01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,102
(Holly gasps)

2473
01:23:35,102 --> 01:23:36,132
Oh my God.

2474
01:23:39,153 --> 01:23:41,182
A Darby Dream Wagon?

2475
01:23:42,182 --> 01:23:43,212
How did you know?

2476
01:23:43,212 --> 01:23:45,172
A little Christmas birdie told

2477
01:23:43,212 --> 01:23:45,172
me.

2478
01:23:46,182 --> 01:23:48,102
(women laughing)

2479
01:23:48,102 --> 01:23:50,033
Chris, it's perfect.

2480
01:23:51,302 --> 01:23:53,043
Thank you.

2481
01:23:53,043 --> 01:23:55,052
Whoa whoa, uh.

2482
01:23:55,052 --> 01:23:56,262
We're still not gonna?

2483
01:23:56,262 --> 01:23:58,142
I just,

2484
01:23:58,142 --> 01:23:59,163
I thought,

2485
01:23:59,163 --> 01:24:02,062
I thought maybe we were

2486
01:23:59,163 --> 01:24:02,062
like in the final act, so.

2487
01:24:03,312 --> 01:24:05,243
Uh.

2488
01:24:05,243 --> 01:24:08,023
It's just, the next woman I do

2489
01:24:05,243 --> 01:24:08,023
that with,

2490
01:24:08,023 --> 01:24:10,182
I want to be the woman I marry.

2491
01:24:10,182 --> 01:24:13,062
Are you ready to come home,

2492
01:24:10,182 --> 01:24:13,062
be with me?

2493
01:24:13,062 --> 01:24:14,283
Be a mother to Faith?

2494
01:24:16,073 --> 01:24:17,062
Chris, I.

2495
01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:20,073
I am ready to love.

2496
01:24:21,163 --> 01:24:25,033
But, you're so not the one.

2497
01:24:25,273 --> 01:24:28,092
I, I may have rediscovered

2498
01:24:25,273 --> 01:24:28,092
the holiday spirit

2499
01:24:28,092 --> 01:24:31,273
and the Christmas candle

2500
01:24:28,092 --> 01:24:31,273
inside my heart but,

2501
01:24:31,273 --> 01:24:35,233
that doesn't mean I want to

2502
01:24:31,273 --> 01:24:35,233
be with somebody so, bland.

2503
01:24:35,233 --> 01:24:39,033
Hot, like so, you're so hot.

2504
01:24:39,033 --> 01:24:41,312
But I mean, bland.

2505
01:24:42,273 --> 01:24:44,052
And I don't want to be anyone's

2506
01:24:42,273 --> 01:24:44,052
mom.

2507
01:24:44,052 --> 01:24:46,182
Like, ever, so.

2508
01:24:46,182 --> 01:24:48,062
Yeah.

2509
01:24:48,062 --> 01:24:48,312
Excuse me.

2510
01:24:48,312 --> 01:24:50,262
Uh, Cookie, can you?

2511
01:24:50,262 --> 01:24:51,212
Sure.

2512
01:24:50,262 --> 01:24:51,212
Thanks.

2513
01:24:51,212 --> 01:24:52,233
Thank you.

2514
01:24:52,233 --> 01:24:54,102
Uh, where is that?

2515
01:24:55,163 --> 01:24:58,102
Ah, not today.

2516
01:24:58,102 --> 01:24:59,212
Ah, Goldman.

2517
01:24:59,212 --> 01:25:02,243
Hey, I'm uh, ready for that

2518
01:24:59,212 --> 01:25:02,243
dance now.

2519
01:25:04,033 --> 01:25:05,172
And this.

2520
01:25:05,172 --> 01:25:08,023
(upbeat music)

2521
01:25:08,023 --> 01:25:09,123
Woo,

2522
01:25:09,123 --> 01:25:10,083
wow.

2523
01:25:11,113 --> 01:25:15,233
Um, Danica, do you swing?

2524
01:25:15,233 --> 01:25:16,283
Funny you should ask.

2525
01:25:18,083 --> 01:25:19,052
We do.

2526
01:25:20,193 --> 01:25:22,052
What do you say?

2527
01:25:25,182 --> 01:25:28,113
God bless us, everyone!

2528
01:25:28,113 --> 01:25:29,222
Except Satan.

2529
01:25:29,222 --> 01:25:32,132
(Faith giggles)

2530
01:25:35,312 --> 01:25:38,273
(whimsical music)

2531
01:25:56,033 --> 01:25:56,283
(intense music)

2532
01:25:56,283 --> 01:25:57,233
♪ You take my hand ♪

2533
01:25:57,233 --> 01:26:00,073
♪ Let's have a Christmas dance ♪

2534
01:26:00,073 --> 01:26:01,252
♪ Is this what you ♪

2535
01:26:01,252 --> 01:26:04,123
♪ Picture all year long ♪

2536
01:26:04,123 --> 01:26:05,302
♪ Us making gingerbread men ♪

2537
01:26:05,302 --> 01:26:08,193
♪ Nestling up in bed ♪

2538
01:26:08,193 --> 01:26:09,172
♪ Nice and toasted ♪

2539
01:26:09,172 --> 01:26:13,073
♪ For you baby ♪

2540
01:26:13,073 --> 01:26:15,262
♪ Oh please ♪

2541
01:26:15,262 --> 01:26:17,182
♪ A sassy Santa ♪

2542
01:26:17,182 --> 01:26:21,203
♪ A sassy Santa please ♪

2543
01:26:21,203 --> 01:26:23,132
♪ A sassy Santa ♪

2544
01:26:23,132 --> 01:26:25,033
♪ A sassy Santa Claus ♪