1
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<i>The Red Sox are taking on</i>
<i>the Yankees at Fenway Park.</i>

2
00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:23,992
Five stars.

3
00:01:00,962 --> 00:01:02,195
Hmm.

4
00:01:42,637 --> 00:01:43,938
Oh.

5
00:01:44,072 --> 00:01:45,405
<i>Boston police.</i>

6
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Hi, this is I. M. Fletcher
calling from 5 Union Park.

7
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- <i>Yeah, and?
</i> -There's a murdered woman downstairs.

8
00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:53,514
<i>-There's a what woman?</i>
-Murdered.

9
00:01:53,648 --> 00:01:56,483
<i>Well, uh,</i>
<i>this is just</i>
<i>a general precinct line.</i>

10
00:01:56,618 --> 00:01:58,385
<i>If you're scheduling a meeting</i>
<i>or something like that.</i>

11
00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,021
Yeah, well,
this is just a courtesy call.

12
00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:03,091
<i>A courtesy call?</i>
<i>You got a murder, you call 911.</i>

13
00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:07,528
Well...
...the emergency part's
kind of over, you know?

14
00:02:07,662 --> 00:02:10,064
<i>Well, this isn't</i>
<i>the murder department.</i>

15
00:02:10,932 --> 00:02:14,167
Can you just tell homicide?
It's 5 Union Park.

16
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,537
They like murders.
They'll be interested.

17
00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,849
Uh, whoops.

18
00:02:30,952 --> 00:02:32,620
-You Fletcher?
-Yes.

19
00:02:32,754 --> 00:02:34,622
I'm Sergeant Inspector Monroe.

20
00:02:34,756 --> 00:02:37,157
Inspector?
Like in Scotland Yard?

21
00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,426
-This is Griz.
-Hello, Mr. Fletcher.

22
00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,361
Please,
my mother calls me Mr. Fletcher.

23
00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,731
-You can call me Fletch.
-Did you have a piece of fruit?

24
00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:46,067
I had a pear. How did you know?

25
00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:48,268
There's obviously
a piece missing.

26
00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:50,138
Griz, check the front door.

27
00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,471
Okay.

28
00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:54,174
-What's your full name?
-I. M. Fletcher.

29
00:02:54,307 --> 00:02:56,443
Hmm. I am Monroe.

30
00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:58,746
Full name, please.

31
00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,250
Irwin Maurice Fletcher.

32
00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:12,827
They caught me
in the middle of a yawn.

33
00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,896
They wouldn't let me retake it.
Can you imagine that?

34
00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:17,065
What'd you hit her with?

35
00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,700
I didn't hit her with anything.

36
00:03:18,833 --> 00:03:19,934
This your place?

37
00:03:20,068 --> 00:03:21,803
Well, I'm renting it
for a couple of weeks.

38
00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:24,271
- It's owned by a guy
named Owen Tasserly.

39
00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,741
Rather opulent
for just one person.

40
00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:30,545
Well, before you get the idea
that I'm some rich asshole,
I'm not.

41
00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:33,346
My girlfriend has the money.
She arranged this.

42
00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,183
Where is she?
Rome.

43
00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,018
Where I just flew back in from.

44
00:03:37,151 --> 00:03:38,553
Um,
I checked the front entrance.

45
00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,722
There's a key deadlock
and there's a sliding bolt

46
00:03:40,855 --> 00:03:43,290
and no footprints
and no forced entry.

47
00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,292
Nice job, Griz. Take five.

48
00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:46,761
What's your girlfriend's name?

49
00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,529
Andy. Angela.

50
00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:51,599
Andy Angela.
Write that down, Griz.

51
00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:54,202
It's Angela de Grassi.
You kill her too?

52
00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,704
May I remind you
that I reported this murder

53
00:03:56,838 --> 00:03:58,606
and waited
for you all to arrive?

54
00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:00,174
You been drinking long?
Oh, geez,

55
00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:02,309
I had my first beer
when I was 12.

56
00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,579
Mmm.

57
00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:06,948
Here you go, Griz.

58
00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:08,850
I'm not your waitress.

59
00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:11,519
No, I understand that,
but I thought maybe
you'd like my fingerprints.

60
00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,254
-See? Cooperating.
-Mmm.

61
00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:17,158
Hey, um, guy-- Sorry, I don't know your name.
 Evidence?

62
00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:20,862
Do you need a blanket?

63
00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,295
You know what, Griz?

64
00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,065
Why don't you ask
Mr. Fletcher some questions.

65
00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:26,868
You're gonna have
the trainee interrogate me?

66
00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:28,603
Go ahead, Griz.

67
00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:30,538
Go ahead, Griz.

68
00:04:31,005 --> 00:04:33,273
Okay. Um...

69
00:04:36,511 --> 00:04:39,247
Um...
...Mr. Fletcher,

70
00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,749
did you know the victim,
Laurel Goodwin?

71
00:04:41,883 --> 00:04:44,552
Mm-mmm.
We never offer up
the victim's name.

72
00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,888
It's Griz's turn.

73
00:04:47,021 --> 00:04:49,422
Never met her. At least
not while she was alive.

74
00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:51,192
- What flight were you on?
- Alitalia.

75
00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:53,293
I landed at 8:46 p.m.

76
00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,295
But you didn't call
the police until 11:09.

77
00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:58,533
Well, I stopped and had dinner
at the Warren Tavern
on the way in.

78
00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:01,235
Can you produce proof of that?
A receipt, perhaps?

79
00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:03,070
I paid cash.

80
00:05:03,204 --> 00:05:05,072
What do you do for a living?
- I'm a freelance journalist.

81
00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,775
I've spent the last two years
traveling Europe
writing about art.

82
00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:10,244
Quite the art collection
Mr. Tasserly has.

83
00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:11,411
Yeah.

84
00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:13,247
Paul Klee out there.
A Degas horse.

85
00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,216
I saw a Warhol over there
by the fish tank.

86
00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:16,584
See, this is my theory.

87
00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,821
I think the victim
interrupted an art theft.

88
00:05:19,954 --> 00:05:23,057
The thief got spooked,
bonked her over the head
and then ran.

89
00:05:23,191 --> 00:05:24,725
No amateur sleuthing,
please.

90
00:05:24,859 --> 00:05:28,428
Listen, I used to be
a investigative reporter
of some repute.

91
00:05:28,563 --> 00:05:30,264
I could be very helpful
in this whole matter.

92
00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:31,732
I used to play the trumpet
in high school.

93
00:05:31,866 --> 00:05:34,135
I never offered advice
to Miles Davis.

94
00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:35,670
Shut up and talk.

95
00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,705
That's a very confusing
combination of commands.

96
00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:39,941
Mr. Fletcher,
why are you in Boston?

97
00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:44,145
I'm researching a book.
The definitive biography
of Edgar Arthur Tharp Jr.

98
00:05:44,278 --> 00:05:45,847
The cowboy painter.

99
00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:48,282
-You've heard of him.
-I prefer Remington.

100
00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:50,184
You would.

101
00:05:50,318 --> 00:05:52,286
Go on, Griz.
Okay. Where was I?

102
00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:56,858
Sorry, I'm so distracted
by Mr. Fletcher's feet.

103
00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:59,126
Come on, Griz.
Feet want to be free.

104
00:05:59,260 --> 00:06:01,428
I see you two
have been brainwashed
by the shoe lobby.

105
00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,798
My Go--
Okay, look, Mr. Fletcher.

106
00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:07,635
If you did kill
this young woman, a confession
would be appreciated.

107
00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,671
I have a baby at the house.
Do you have a baby
at your house?

108
00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,673
I really could use some sleep.

109
00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:16,143
Okay, Inspector,
you know there's such a thing
as paternity leave, right?

110
00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,314
So, you're a journalist,
traipsing all over Europe?

111
00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:23,017
-You really make a living
doing that?
-Yeah, I make a decent one.

112
00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:29,257
No secondary forms of income
from more unsavory lines
of work?

113
00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,360
Writing for in-flight magazines
is about as unsavory as it gets.

114
00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:36,429
You got some place you can stay?
We're gonna need 24 hours
to do a full sweep.

115
00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,299
I don't know. Right here's okay.

116
00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:42,837
Are you sure there's nothing
you're hiding from me,
Mr. Fletcher?

117
00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:47,842
Come on, Inspector.
I'm an open book.

118
00:08:25,473 --> 00:08:27,341
Mr. Fletcher?
Yes.

119
00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,378
Thank you for meeting me,
Miss de Grassi.

120
00:08:31,212 --> 00:08:32,947
Would you like something, sir?

121
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,415
Uh, are you paying?

122
00:08:35,116 --> 00:08:36,517
A negroni, please.

123
00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:39,120
-Madame, another one?
-No, thank you.

124
00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:42,023
So, how is
the Count Clementi
Arbogastes de Grassi?

125
00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,425
My father is fine.

126
00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:48,729
But I don't understand
why he hired you to find
his stolen paintings.

127
00:08:48,863 --> 00:08:50,965
Who are you?
I'm a freelance journalist.

128
00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:54,969
Uh, your father liked a piece
I wrote about an art theft
at the Royal Museum in Brussels.

129
00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,171
My story helped the police
crack the case.

130
00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:59,306
Good for you,
but you're not a detective.

131
00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,109
No, but I was
an investigative reporter
of some repute.

132
00:09:02,243 --> 00:09:04,412
I don't do much
of that anymore.
Why?

133
00:09:04,545 --> 00:09:09,350
It's an occupation that's been
cheapened by the digital age,
like president.

134
00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:12,920
Well, I wasn't
at my father's villa
when the paintings were stolen,

135
00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:15,456
so I don't have
any new information.

136
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:17,024
Well, that's okay. I do.

137
00:09:18,793 --> 00:09:21,829
You do? Tell me.

138
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:24,265
There's an art dealer
in Boston named Ronald Horan.

139
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,567
He's already sold
two of your father's
Renaissance paintings.

140
00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:30,671
-The Bellini and the Perugino.
-Are you serious?
H-How would he have them?

141
00:09:30,805 --> 00:09:32,173
Well, I have no idea.

142
00:09:32,306 --> 00:09:34,108
He might not even know
that they were stolen.

143
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,811
Do you think he has
the other paintings?
All nine were taken.

144
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,212
He very well might.

145
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:41,415
The Picasso was appraised
at 20 million dollars.

146
00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:44,652
Well, that hardly
seems worth stealing.
<i>Grazia.</i>

147
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,921
Excuse me, I changed my mind.
I'll have another.

148
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,959
So,
what are you going to do now?

149
00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:54,095
Well, I'd thought I'd visit
Mr. Horan in Boston

150
00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:56,997
and see if he had any ties
to Rome or the black market
in the art world.

151
00:09:57,131 --> 00:09:59,733
How can I help,
Mr. Fletcher?

152
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,936
You don't need to be so formal.

153
00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,138
What should I call you?

154
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,608
All of my friends call me...

155
00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,243
Fletch!

156
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:24,725
I want to swim in your eyes.

157
00:10:25,426 --> 00:10:27,628
Like a...

158
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,865
...piss.

159
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,168
Like a piss?

160
00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,705
No, like a <i>pisciata,</i>
like a pool.

161
00:10:40,641 --> 00:10:42,943
My Italian is very good.

162
00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:48,649
No. No. No.

163
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,590
So what do you know
about this Ronald Horan?

164
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:59,960
On his Facebook page,
I found out he teaches
an art history class at Harvard.

165
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,829
He's a member
of the Mayflower Yacht Club

166
00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:06,167
and he's really into EDM,
electronic dance music.

167
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,936
Had his gallery broken into
in 2015.

168
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:12,339
They stole
some Impressionist paintings,
um...

169
00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:14,308
I really haven't found
anything incriminating.

170
00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:17,778
Sometimes I wonder
i-if my father's new wife,

171
00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:20,114
the Countess de Grassi,
as she loves to call herself,

172
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:23,150
if somehow she's involved.

173
00:11:23,284 --> 00:11:27,688
I don't trust her, Fletch,
and I know she married papa
for his money.

174
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,090
Well, Andy,
that's pretty cynical.

175
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,127
Well, maybe she married him
for love...

176
00:11:33,628 --> 00:11:34,962
of money.

177
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,335
<i>How did you end up in Europe?</i>

178
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,970
<i>Was it because of a woman?</i>

179
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,740
Two actually.
My ex-wives said
they needed space,

180
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,009
so I figured
6,000 miles is about right.

181
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:53,214
Wow, how is it
that you were married twice?

182
00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:56,651
I am very easy
to fall in love with.

183
00:11:56,784 --> 00:12:01,222
I'm very good
at falling in love.
Not so good at choosing.

184
00:12:01,355 --> 00:12:05,259
How so?
Well, I've fallen in love
with married men,

185
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:09,163
pathological liars,
two drug dealers

186
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,932
and a pyromaniac.

187
00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:14,902
Well, now, see,
I'm only one or two
of those things.

188
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,308
Your famine
creates traffic jams.

189
00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:23,244
Please, no more Italian.

190
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:26,615
- Ignore it.
- Mm-hmm.

191
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,353
Okay.

192
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:41,395
We need to speak
to Madam Angela de Grassi.

193
00:12:41,529 --> 00:12:42,963
Has something happened
to my father?

194
00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:44,666
I'm afraid so.

195
00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,166
He has been kidnapped.

196
00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:49,069
All we know is that
it was three men with guns.

197
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:52,339
They put your father into a car
and drove off.

198
00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:54,676
They put the priest
in the machine?

199
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,077
Did they hurt him?
We don't think so.

200
00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,847
You don't
have to speak in English.

201
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,016
My Italian is very good.

202
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,918
We've kept it quiet so far.

203
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,487
Was the Countess de Grassi
there?

204
00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:09,290
No, she's visiting her brother
in Milan.

205
00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:11,025
The kidnappers have already
named a ransom.

206
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,727
I'll pay them
whatever they want.

207
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,729
They don't want money.

208
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,498
They want a painting
your father owns.

209
00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:20,502
A Picasso.

210
00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:24,104
That's very Italian.

211
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,411
<i>Fletch, I can't sleep.</i>

212
00:13:30,545 --> 00:13:32,913
<i>-I miss you.</i>
-I miss you too.
I wish you were here.

213
00:13:33,047 --> 00:13:34,549
Do I hear people talking?

214
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:36,884
<i>Uh, listen, Andy,</i>
<i>I need you to contact that site</i>

215
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,153
<i>where you found</i>
<i>Tasserly's townhouse.</i>

216
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,221
Is there
something wrong with it?
Well, kinda.

217
00:13:41,355 --> 00:13:45,092
Uh,
I found a dead woman downstairs.

218
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,362
What? <i>Oddio santo!</i>

219
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,365
Who-Who-Who was she?
Who killed her?

220
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,568
Apparently,
her name is Laurel Goodwin.

221
00:13:53,702 --> 00:13:56,437
I have no idea who killed her,
but there is a detective here

222
00:13:56,571 --> 00:13:59,641
who seems very keen on the idea
of it being me.

223
00:13:59,774 --> 00:14:00,974
How could he think that?

224
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,242
<i>I'm looking into it.</i>

225
00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:04,512
Please don't get involved, okay?

226
00:14:04,646 --> 00:14:07,749
<i>We have to focus</i>
<i>on finding out</i>
<i>if Horan has the Picasso.</i>

227
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,049
<i>Okay?</i>
<i>We have to save my father.</i>

228
00:14:09,183 --> 00:14:10,451
No, we will. We will.

229
00:14:10,585 --> 00:14:12,453
Did you get the line of credit
set up at Lloyds?

230
00:14:12,587 --> 00:14:14,188
<i>Of course I did.</i>

231
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,190
Fletch, the Countess is
going around Rome

232
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,058
telling anyone who will listen

233
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,596
that my father's
left her everything,
as if he's already dead.

234
00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,531
<i>Andy,</i>
<i>why don't you just come here?</i>

235
00:14:23,665 --> 00:14:27,669
That way, we can be together
while I sort out
this Horan situation

236
00:14:27,802 --> 00:14:29,537
and all this other stuff.

237
00:14:29,671 --> 00:14:33,575
I want to be with you, Fletch,
but not with my father
still missing.

238
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,043
<i>And now this horrible thing</i>
<i>has happened to you.</i>

239
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:39,880
Yeah, I think the horrible thing
happened to Laurel Goodwin.

240
00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:46,855
Yeah, is this Julio?

241
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:51,492
Hi, it's Mr. Fletcher.
I was calling about the used van
you had listed on Only Vans.

242
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,894
- Morris.
- Oh, that's great, yeah.

243
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:57,398
I will--
I'll see you this afternoon.
Excellent. Thanks.

244
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,005
You sleep.

245
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,056
You know what?
Right here's fine.

246
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,259
What? I can't stop here.

247
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,662
Understood.
Maybe you have something
up there I can vomit into?

248
00:15:34,168 --> 00:15:35,637
-Five stars.
-Bye.

249
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,050
Oh, my...

250
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,387
Where the fuck are we?

251
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,189
Um...

252
00:15:56,925 --> 00:15:58,158
Five stars.

253
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,336
<i>Hello?</i>
Ralph Locke for Mr.--

254
00:16:18,546 --> 00:16:21,181
In here.

255
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,285
Mr. Horan.

256
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,088
Well, wonderful
to finally meet you, Mr. Locke.

257
00:16:28,222 --> 00:16:29,389
Please, call me Ralph.

258
00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:31,626
Ah, I'm sorry,
I don't shake hands.

259
00:16:31,759 --> 00:16:32,993
Uh, since the pandemic?

260
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,428
Since touch screens.

261
00:16:34,562 --> 00:16:37,264
Haven't had a cold in 20 years.
Please.

262
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,666
There you have it.
Mm-hmm.

263
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,400
Some interesting music
you were listening to.

264
00:16:40,535 --> 00:16:43,905
Yes, it gets the blood pumping
and the pulse pounding.

265
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,206
I guess that's why
it sounds like a heart monitor.

266
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,176
I apologize, Ralph,
I'm a little pressed for time.

267
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,945
I teach
a summer school class
at Harvard.

268
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,614
Oh, please, no worries.

269
00:16:57,919 --> 00:17:00,889
<i>Portrait of a Woman</i>
<i>With an Ermine Collar.</i>

270
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:03,892
In this case,
Picasso's wife, Olga.

271
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:05,960
He made several portraits
of Olga,

272
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:10,665
but when you emailed me
about this one, I didn't
really believe it existed.

273
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:14,268
But it does.
And I found the owner.

274
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,637
Is he willing to sell?

275
00:17:15,770 --> 00:17:17,939
Uh, he's willing
to entertain an offer.

276
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,975
What's his name?
Oh, he prefers
to remain anonymous,

277
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,810
but he lives in New York City

278
00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:26,113
and I think I can get
the Picasso here by Saturday,
maybe even Friday.

279
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,515
Well, that is terrific.

280
00:17:27,649 --> 00:17:30,952
There is also the question
of credit, Mr. Locke.

281
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:33,287
Most of the people I deal with
I've known for years.

282
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:37,491
Lloyds Bank of Canary Islands
should be able to establish
whatever credit you require.

283
00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:40,695
It's like I've known you
for years.

284
00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:45,332
Here is a simple boilerplate
contract for my services.

285
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,569
-'Kay.
-Oh, please.

286
00:17:55,643 --> 00:17:59,413
- Okay.
- That one goes here.

287
00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:03,150
Of course.

288
00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:06,688
Quite the collection
of impressionists
you have here.

289
00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:11,793
Mmm.
Pre-, post-, neo-.
All the best prefixes.

290
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:14,996
I was robbed a few years ago,
so I don't keep anything
of value in the building.

291
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,665
Those are reproductions.
That's how I introduce
my children.

292
00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:20,768
Oh, do you sail?
I do not.

293
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:23,071
I have an aversion
to boat shoes.
Well, shoes in general,

294
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:26,173
but boat shoes in particular.
I mean, is it a slipper
or is it a shoe?

295
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,241
Come on. Pick a lane.

296
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,545
Is this a model of your boat?

297
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:32,947
Well, yes,
I'm embarrassed to admit it is.

298
00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:35,683
Well, she's beautiful.
Thank you.

299
00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:38,185
I hope to see you soon,
Mr. Horan.
Indeed.

300
00:18:43,524 --> 00:18:49,396
Always fondling my boat.

301
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,368
All right. Well, here we go.

302
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,839
$1200.
All right, cool.

303
00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:01,208
Just be mindful of the bees
in the back. You feel me?

304
00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:03,678
That honey's all yours, baby.

305
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,219
Hi, Andy. Still miss me?

306
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:16,390
Yes, my love, so much.
But you know what I found out?

307
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:19,027
The Countess's brother,
he's been to prison.

308
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,763
<i>He's a thief.</i>
<i>I bet you he stole</i>
<i>all the paintings for her.</i>

309
00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:24,431
You know, Andy,
I know you don't like
the Countess very much,

310
00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:26,199
but she was very charming
when I met her.

311
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,535
Where are you?

312
00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:29,336
<i>I'm in a Ford Econoline van</i>

313
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,606
that I'm about
to go get painted.

314
00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:34,008
Oh, Andy, Horan says
he could get the Picasso.

315
00:19:34,142 --> 00:19:37,210
Oh, Fletch.
You must get it.
It's my father's only hope.

316
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,915
Well, I'm sure
the Italian police are working
around the clock on this case.

317
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:44,052
-Or at least near a clock.
-Do you know
where the painting is?

318
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:46,854
<i>Horan says</i>
<i>he doesn't keep any art</i>
<i>at his building,</i>

319
00:19:46,988 --> 00:19:49,590
so I'm gonna stake out his house
the next couple of nights.

320
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:51,993
See if he goes anywhere
to get the Picasso.

321
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:54,261
<i>You need to steal</i>
<i>that painting back, Fletch.</i>

322
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,464
A-All of them, if you can.

323
00:19:57,598 --> 00:19:59,701
Maybe you should get a gun,
just in case.

324
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,468
<i>You must know</i>
<i>a lot of criminals.</i>

325
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:04,337
-Yeah. Andy,
I have to call you back.
<i>-What? Fletch!</i>

326
00:20:15,850 --> 00:20:17,250
Whatcha doing?

327
00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:20,253
Um...
Nothing.

328
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,856
Where's your permit?

329
00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:28,096
Geez. Of course.
I knew it. Unreal.

330
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:30,230
I'm gonna get out of here.
Unless I'm under arrest,

331
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,767
in which case,
I'm listening very carefully
to your instructions,

332
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,569
because we all know
how that shit goes.

333
00:20:34,702 --> 00:20:37,171
Oh, no, no, no.
Look, I may have
come across wrong here.

334
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:38,706
I'm Mike Wahlberg. Mikey Mike.

335
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,043
I'm with
the City League Arts Project,
the CLAP.

336
00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:43,410
- The Clap?
- I know.

337
00:20:43,544 --> 00:20:45,245
Trust me.
We're workshopping the name,

338
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:49,584
but our mission is
to discover and celebrate
some of the young artists

339
00:20:49,717 --> 00:20:51,485
here on the streets of Boston.

340
00:20:51,619 --> 00:20:53,821
But who's gonna
see your work here?

341
00:20:54,555 --> 00:20:55,890
My aunt takes this way
to work, so...

342
00:20:56,023 --> 00:20:57,658
Right,
here's what I can do for you.

343
00:20:57,792 --> 00:21:00,427
See that van?
You can paint the whole van.

344
00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:04,431
-Then, when I drive it around,
people can see your creation.
-Sounds sketchy.

345
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:06,399
Well, look,
I understand
you might not want to trust

346
00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:08,335
a white guy driving
in an unmarked van

347
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,873
who likes to have
conversations with young people,
but I tell you what.

348
00:21:12,006 --> 00:21:14,909
I can give you $300 cash.

349
00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:17,410
You're not making this sound
any less sketchy, bro.

350
00:21:17,545 --> 00:21:19,247
It's for supplies and labor.

351
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,480
You trust us?

352
00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:22,583
You're artists, right?

353
00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:27,622
If you don't use that van
as your mobile canvas,
you're just cheating yourself.

354
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,527
I don't know what all that
white man nonsense was,
but you got a deal.

355
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:35,263
Fantastic.
All right, I will be back here,
right here.

356
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,031
Two days. The whole van painted.

357
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:40,300
Make sure you sign it,
so the world knows who did it.

358
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,870
Okay. What was your name again?

359
00:21:43,004 --> 00:21:45,372
What did I say?
You're asking us
what your name is?

360
00:21:45,506 --> 00:21:47,074
Be inspired.

361
00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:53,446
Five stars, my friend.

362
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,674
Hey!

363
00:22:21,943 --> 00:22:25,279
Oh, fuck! Fuck me.

364
00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,114
Oh, sorry. Oh my-- Oh!

365
00:22:27,248 --> 00:22:30,685
It's not cracked.
Good for you.

366
00:22:30,818 --> 00:22:34,822
-I just got it fixed. Hi.
-Hi.

367
00:22:34,956 --> 00:22:36,924
Are you the guy
staying in Owen's townhouse?

368
00:22:37,058 --> 00:22:39,293
Yes, uh, Fletch.

369
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,427
Eve.

370
00:22:40,561 --> 00:22:41,762
Hello, Eve.

371
00:22:41,896 --> 00:22:43,396
Did you murder that girl?
No, I didn't.

372
00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:44,431
Did you?
No.

373
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:47,134
Did Owen?
Who knows?

374
00:22:47,268 --> 00:22:49,237
He has a lot of ladies up there,
but they usually leave alive.

375
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:51,839
So what else can you tell me
about Owen?

376
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:54,075
Oh, you want to know more
about Owen?

377
00:22:54,575 --> 00:22:55,576
Sure.

378
00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:59,714
- Do you, uh...
- ...smoke?

379
00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:02,183
-Every now and again, sure.
-Okay, well,
you should come over.

380
00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:05,385
-I live right next door.
-Eve, I am under suspicion
of committing murder.

381
00:23:05,519 --> 00:23:08,155
- How do you know
I'm not just gonna strangle you?

382
00:23:08,289 --> 00:23:10,591
Fletch, you're so naughty.

383
00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:14,228
Okay, let's go,
Mr. Boston Strangler.

384
00:23:14,362 --> 00:23:17,265
My--
My contacts are in
the wrong eyes.

385
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,633
Here we go.

386
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,435
Okay, we are home.

387
00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:25,206
Oh, the power's back on.

388
00:23:25,339 --> 00:23:28,776
I guess my check didn't bounce.
That's good.

389
00:23:28,910 --> 00:23:32,580
Mignon, are you ready?
It's time for dinner.
We have a guest.

390
00:23:33,848 --> 00:23:35,616
Glad I tidied up earlier.

391
00:23:36,684 --> 00:23:38,519
I hope you like music, Fletch.
Mmm.

392
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,090
Did you want your keys?

393
00:23:43,224 --> 00:23:46,327
I'm starving.
I'm gonna heat something up.

394
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,930
Are you hungry?
Oh, no, I ate yesterday.

395
00:23:49,664 --> 00:23:50,798
Matzo ball soup.

396
00:23:50,932 --> 00:23:52,633
So what's Owen's story?

397
00:23:52,767 --> 00:23:54,602
What's he do for a living?

398
00:23:54,735 --> 00:23:57,905
He's from a very wealthy family,
so he doesn't really have a job,

399
00:23:58,039 --> 00:24:01,075
but he's tried his hand
at a lot of different things.

400
00:24:06,714 --> 00:24:09,617
Um, yeah, for a while
he wanted to be an actor,

401
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,552
but he didn't really know
how to act,

402
00:24:11,686 --> 00:24:16,624
so he started a restaurant
that went out of business
before it even opened.

403
00:24:16,757 --> 00:24:19,260
Then he invested in a hotel
that never opened,

404
00:24:19,393 --> 00:24:21,629
and now he's an art broker.

405
00:24:21,762 --> 00:24:23,631
You seem to know a lot
about Owen.

406
00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:25,066
Yeah.

407
00:24:25,199 --> 00:24:26,233
Mignon!

408
00:24:26,367 --> 00:24:27,702
Oh, geez.

409
00:24:27,835 --> 00:24:30,171
Wow. That is a lot
for a little dog.

410
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:33,107
She pees when she's hungry.
I do the same thing.

411
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:37,144
Owen goes to Europe a lot,
and I feed his fish
when he's gone.

412
00:24:37,912 --> 00:24:40,114
They're all named after artists.

413
00:24:40,881 --> 00:24:44,251
Picasso, Rothko, Frida Kahlo.

414
00:24:45,619 --> 00:24:48,389
Owen and I are friends.
I never want to say
anything bad about him,

415
00:24:48,522 --> 00:24:50,358
but he is very pretentious.

416
00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:51,892
Hmm.

417
00:24:52,026 --> 00:24:54,261
Mignon, you want some chicken?

418
00:24:54,395 --> 00:24:55,663
You want chicken?

419
00:24:55,796 --> 00:24:58,766
This townhouse
is broken up into condos

420
00:24:58,899 --> 00:25:00,034
and I've lived here the longest,

421
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:01,802
before the rich people
moved in upstairs

422
00:25:01,936 --> 00:25:03,804
and started the "no pets" rule.

423
00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:07,408
They said I could keep Mignon,
but when she died,
I couldn't get another dog,

424
00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:13,080
but the joke's on them,
because this is my third Mignon.

425
00:25:13,214 --> 00:25:16,584
When one dies,
I just get another one
that looks exactly the same.

426
00:25:16,717 --> 00:25:18,886
And they think
I have a 25-year-old dog,

427
00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:22,790
because rich people
are so oblivious.

428
00:25:22,923 --> 00:25:24,525
Like,
I don't know what it is.

429
00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:26,861
People get a bunch of money
and-- Oops.

430
00:25:26,994 --> 00:25:29,830
- Your scarf was on fire.
- Oh, thank you.

431
00:25:29,964 --> 00:25:33,502
Yeah, I hung out with Owen
a lot this last year,

432
00:25:33,634 --> 00:25:35,236
when his wife left him.

433
00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:38,172
I kind of became
his quasi-shrink.
We talked a lot.

434
00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:41,142
He'd come down here.
We'd smoke. He'd cry.

435
00:25:42,076 --> 00:25:43,778
I've been through divorce.
Yeah.

436
00:25:43,911 --> 00:25:46,380
That's how
I got this apartment.
Oh.

437
00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:49,518
Well, it wasn't really divorce.

438
00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:53,154
He died on the toilet,
but nobody wants to hear
that story.

439
00:25:53,287 --> 00:25:54,722
No, we sure don't.

440
00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:56,724
But Owen is divorced?

441
00:25:56,857 --> 00:25:59,326
Um, not officially.
Whoa. Okay.

442
00:26:00,194 --> 00:26:03,664
His ex Tatiana,
she's making it complicated.

443
00:26:03,798 --> 00:26:06,033
I don't want to say
anything bad about Tatiana,

444
00:26:06,801 --> 00:26:09,970
but she's a detestable person.

445
00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:12,507
She calls herself
a lifestyle curator,
a thought leader.

446
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,874
What is that?

447
00:26:14,775 --> 00:26:15,743
Not familiar with it.

448
00:26:15,876 --> 00:26:17,278
Owen financed her company,

449
00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:18,579
now she wants to cut him out

450
00:26:18,712 --> 00:26:20,381
and she wants full custody
of their child.

451
00:26:20,515 --> 00:26:22,583
Huh.
Owen is a good dad.

452
00:26:22,716 --> 00:26:24,718
Tatiana really,
really, really...

453
00:26:24,852 --> 00:26:26,487
Just-- Just be careful.

454
00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:27,688
...really sucks. Oh.

455
00:26:27,822 --> 00:26:28,989
Yeah, you got it.

456
00:26:29,123 --> 00:26:30,858
You got it right
in the thing there. Oops.

457
00:26:30,991 --> 00:26:32,893
I mean,
Tatiana is hot if you like
that sort of thing.

458
00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:34,428
That's-- That's gonna-- Ooh.

459
00:26:34,563 --> 00:26:36,130
But she is so mean to Owen.

460
00:26:36,263 --> 00:26:38,399
People are weird.
They like being treated
like shit--

461
00:26:38,533 --> 00:26:39,667
-Please, just-- Good Lord.
-Oh.

462
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,635
-I really cut myself.
-Yeah, you did.

463
00:26:41,769 --> 00:26:43,904
Put some pressure on that.
The knife was so sharp,
I didn't even feel it.

464
00:26:44,038 --> 00:26:45,639
Put-- Wrap it up.

465
00:26:45,773 --> 00:26:47,208
Anyway, that's Owen's story.

466
00:26:47,341 --> 00:26:48,476
And there's more stuff,

467
00:26:48,609 --> 00:26:49,910
but I don't wanna
betray his trust.

468
00:26:50,044 --> 00:26:51,513
Please, I totally understand.

469
00:26:51,645 --> 00:26:52,880
Drinking a lot.

470
00:26:53,582 --> 00:26:54,915
-Hard drugs.
-Ooh.

471
00:26:55,049 --> 00:26:57,384
I don't want to say which ones.

472
00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:04,191
It's like Percocet, Oxy, Molly.

473
00:27:05,126 --> 00:27:07,495
Drugs are no way
to deal with your problems.
No.

474
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,230
It sounds like
you really care for Owen.

475
00:27:09,363 --> 00:27:13,167
What? That is personal.
Just a habit.
I ask a lot of questions.

476
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:16,538
I used to be
an investigative reporter.
I am not in love with Owen.

477
00:27:18,105 --> 00:27:19,874
I never said you were.
You didn't?

478
00:27:20,007 --> 00:27:21,510
-No.
-Oh. Well, I...

479
00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,844
Okay. I thought maybe
that's what you said.

480
00:27:23,978 --> 00:27:25,980
Mignon,
get your foot out of this pan.

481
00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:28,115
Yeah, that's the pan.
That's the one.

482
00:27:29,150 --> 00:27:32,353
Really? You're gonna--
You're gonna eat that?
Yeah.

483
00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,722
Maybe not that piece.
Yeah, well, not this one.

484
00:27:34,855 --> 00:27:36,056
This one's bloody.
Mm-hmm.

485
00:27:36,558 --> 00:27:38,159
Yup.
Sorry.

486
00:27:38,292 --> 00:27:41,896
So Owen didn't kill that girl,
but they are gonna suspect him.

487
00:27:42,029 --> 00:27:43,931
Why are they gonna suspect him?

488
00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:46,167
Well, he got arrested
a few months ago.

489
00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:47,201
Oh, no.

490
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,603
I probably
shouldn't tell you that.

491
00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:51,772
Well, what, uh-- What happened?

492
00:27:51,906 --> 00:27:54,308
Well, okay.

493
00:27:54,441 --> 00:27:55,976
Whoa. More fire. More fire.

494
00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:58,145
Oh, it'll burn off.

495
00:27:58,279 --> 00:28:02,617
Um, so there's this banker
that lives on the fourth floor,
he's kind of a dick.

496
00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:04,185
He and Owen
got in a little fight.

497
00:28:04,318 --> 00:28:06,921
Really?
And why was only Owen arrested?

498
00:28:07,054 --> 00:28:10,457
What is this?
Woodbird and Bernstein?

499
00:28:10,592 --> 00:28:12,393
Almost.
Owen is a good guy.

500
00:28:12,527 --> 00:28:14,161
I'm not in love with him.

501
00:28:14,295 --> 00:28:15,329
Matzo ball soup?

502
00:28:15,462 --> 00:28:17,231
You know what,
as much as I would love to eat,

503
00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,266
-I-- I really have to be going.
-Oh.

504
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,938
But if you hear anything else
about the murder,
you let me know, okay?

505
00:28:24,071 --> 00:28:26,440
Sure, Fletch.
Okay.

506
00:28:26,575 --> 00:28:28,209
Bye-bye, Mignon.

507
00:28:31,546 --> 00:28:35,517
God, again?
What is this? The battery?

508
00:28:36,250 --> 00:28:37,751
Mignon, shush.

509
00:28:39,853 --> 00:28:41,121
I got it, Fletch.

510
00:28:42,289 --> 00:28:43,324
Mignon!

511
00:28:43,924 --> 00:28:45,426
See ya, Fletch.

512
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:47,428
<i>PETA is not a big fan</i>
<i>of this idea.</i>

513
00:28:47,562 --> 00:28:49,863
<i>They balance</i>
<i>their body temperatures</i>
<i>through their skin.</i>

514
00:28:49,997 --> 00:28:52,433
<i>That's why pigs</i>
<i>like to roll around</i>
<i>in mud or puddles</i>

515
00:28:52,567 --> 00:28:53,702
<i>to cool off on warm days.</i>

516
00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:55,469
<i>They have very few sweat glands</i>

517
00:28:55,604 --> 00:28:57,672
<i>and they don't release</i>
<i>body heat</i>
<i>through sweating like we do.</i>

518
00:28:57,805 --> 00:28:59,907
<i>So, the saying</i>
<i>"sweating like a pig"</i>
<i>is, like, total bullshit?</i>

519
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,612
<i>Well,</i>
<i>that phrase actually comes from</i>
<i>smelting of iron ore to...</i>

520
00:29:13,854 --> 00:29:15,055
Okay.

521
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,735
Good evening, Inspector.

522
00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:29,169
What brings you to Back Bay,
Mr. Fletcher?

523
00:29:29,303 --> 00:29:32,306
You know,
I just love listening
to podcasts in my car.

524
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,576
Particularly interesting one
on pigs.

525
00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,043
Did you know they don't sweat?

526
00:29:36,176 --> 00:29:38,779
And they have
the longest orgasms
of any mammal.

527
00:29:38,912 --> 00:29:41,048
Would you mind stepping
out of the car please,
Mr. Fletcher?

528
00:29:41,181 --> 00:29:44,351
Okay,
but I'll only stay
for two or three insults.

529
00:29:44,485 --> 00:29:45,553
Four, max.

530
00:29:46,721 --> 00:29:50,491
This is a nice car
for a broke asshole.
That's one.

531
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:54,862
No one seems to remember you
from the Warren Tavern
last night.

532
00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:56,163
I don't remember
any of them either.

533
00:29:56,297 --> 00:29:57,699
Come back with me
to police headquarters.

534
00:29:57,831 --> 00:29:58,866
I still have
a few more questions.

535
00:29:58,999 --> 00:30:00,735
You know, I would love to, uh,

536
00:30:00,868 --> 00:30:03,470
but I'm meeting
the head of the Tharp Foundation
for dinner tonight.

537
00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:06,840
You can either come voluntarily
or I can arrest you.

538
00:30:07,609 --> 00:30:09,109
I get it.

539
00:30:09,243 --> 00:30:12,279
You want my help.
Okay. How'd you find me?

540
00:30:12,413 --> 00:30:14,281
We police
get to keep some secrets,
Mr. Fletch.

541
00:30:14,415 --> 00:30:16,751
And those civil liberties
are so pesky.

542
00:30:16,884 --> 00:30:18,319
Hi, Griz.
Hello.

543
00:30:18,452 --> 00:30:19,386
Did you miss me?

544
00:30:19,521 --> 00:30:20,555
No.

545
00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:24,458
Hey, guys,
is there a way we can
call in a coffee order?

546
00:30:24,592 --> 00:30:27,294
I'd kill for a macchiato.
Not literally.

547
00:30:37,471 --> 00:30:40,874
Nice job, Griz.
Four stars.
Your back seat's filthy.

548
00:30:41,743 --> 00:30:43,444
Anybody up there watching live?

549
00:30:44,512 --> 00:30:47,047
They gotta hear
about pig orgasms.
Pig what?

550
00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:49,249
Don't-- Don't--
Don't encourage him.

551
00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:51,820
You should Google it, Griz.
You would not be disappointed.

552
00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:56,056
So what do we know
about this victim?
Like we're gonna tell you.

553
00:30:56,190 --> 00:30:57,358
Laurel Goodwin's
from Worcester.

554
00:30:57,491 --> 00:30:59,360
Was living in Allston
with two roommates.

555
00:30:59,493 --> 00:31:02,129
Worked at a Cambridge Café
as a barista.

556
00:31:02,262 --> 00:31:03,665
W-We're telling you.

557
00:31:03,798 --> 00:31:08,402
Ms. Goodwin was pursuing
a career in the art world.

558
00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:10,104
- Hmm.
- Interesting connection.

559
00:31:10,237 --> 00:31:13,407
Well,
I either just walked
into a frame up

560
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:16,343
or, uh, somebody from my past
is trying to get revenge on me.

561
00:31:16,477 --> 00:31:18,747
Who hates you?

562
00:31:18,879 --> 00:31:20,347
Besides Griz.

563
00:31:20,481 --> 00:31:22,817
Well, I did put quite a few
prominent people away

564
00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:25,119
when I was
a very famous reporter

565
00:31:25,252 --> 00:31:26,788
at the <i>News Tribune</i>
in Los Angeles.

566
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,723
I looked into
your criminal record.

567
00:31:28,857 --> 00:31:29,791
And?

568
00:31:29,923 --> 00:31:30,924
Bad check charge.

569
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,994
Two contempt of court charges.

570
00:31:34,128 --> 00:31:37,097
A number
of non-payment
of alimony charges.

571
00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:40,502
100 percent of most of those
were dismissed.

572
00:31:41,636 --> 00:31:43,738
You're a bit
of a shady character,
Mr. Fletcher.

573
00:31:43,872 --> 00:31:45,707
But I am adorable.

574
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,544
Come on, guys. Look,
all of the pertinent information
isn't even in yet.

575
00:31:49,677 --> 00:31:53,447
Did you even talk to
or interview this--
this next-door neighbor, Eve?

576
00:31:53,581 --> 00:31:55,650
I mean, she had some very
interesting thoughts
about Mr. Tasserly.

577
00:31:55,784 --> 00:31:57,652
When I showed Eve a picture
of Laurel Goodwin,

578
00:31:57,786 --> 00:32:01,088
she said that she remembered
seeing her
the night of the murder.

579
00:32:02,189 --> 00:32:03,858
With a man
who fits your description.

580
00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:06,594
Well, Eve is a stoner.
I wouldn't trust anything
she has to say.

581
00:32:06,728 --> 00:32:10,532
-We found your fingerprints
on the wine bottle.
-So?

582
00:32:11,432 --> 00:32:12,966
It's the murder weapon.

583
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:16,871
-Huh.
-Minute traces of hair
and blood from that young woman.

584
00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:20,742
You guys, look,
that bottle was left
on top of a welcome note

585
00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:22,409
for me as a gift.

586
00:32:22,544 --> 00:32:25,012
It was set up that way
so I would have to pick it up.

587
00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:26,681
What note?

588
00:32:26,815 --> 00:32:29,416
Oh, God,
I forgot to give you it.
Here. I still have it.

589
00:32:29,551 --> 00:32:32,386
Withholding evidence.
Not suspicious at all.

590
00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:35,255
"Mr. Locke"?

591
00:32:35,389 --> 00:32:36,990
My pen name. Ralph Locke.

592
00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:38,660
Sounds made up.

593
00:32:39,226 --> 00:32:40,595
It's a pen name.

594
00:32:42,129 --> 00:32:43,798
"Enjoy your stay."

595
00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:47,502
Yeah, Griz,
you better run that down
to forensics, <i>tout de suite.</i>

596
00:32:49,537 --> 00:32:52,540
Oh, are you Ferberizing?
Is that why you're tired?

597
00:32:52,674 --> 00:32:55,910
Yeah, yeah,
we are actually.
We're Ferberizing him.

598
00:32:56,945 --> 00:33:00,047
I never knew any creature
on earth could just cry so much.

599
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:04,451
But it's gonna be so worth it
when Charlie can self soothe.
Cute!

600
00:33:04,586 --> 00:33:08,188
She's not wrong,
but you have to stick with it.

601
00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:12,594
You shook a police tail today.
You rented a fast car.

602
00:33:12,727 --> 00:33:14,662
Your fingerprints
are on the murder weapon,

603
00:33:14,796 --> 00:33:18,298
and someone matching
your description was seen
with the victim.

604
00:33:18,999 --> 00:33:20,100
I could arrest you.

605
00:33:20,234 --> 00:33:21,435
And we're not
going to arrest him?

606
00:33:21,569 --> 00:33:23,638
Who wants to do that paperwork?
Am I right?

607
00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:28,943
If you did it, Irwin,
I will catch you.

608
00:33:29,744 --> 00:33:31,513
I don't like people
calling me Irwin.

609
00:33:31,646 --> 00:33:34,582
Dang! Pigs have
crazy long orgasms!

610
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:13,253
Hey!

611
00:34:21,428 --> 00:34:22,496
Hey!

612
00:34:22,630 --> 00:34:23,665
Fuck!

613
00:34:24,097 --> 00:34:25,533
Hey!

614
00:34:33,173 --> 00:34:35,510
Ow.

615
00:34:48,823 --> 00:34:50,457
-I'm here to--
-No.

616
00:34:50,992 --> 00:34:52,225
Yes.

617
00:34:53,193 --> 00:34:54,428
Okay.

618
00:34:54,829 --> 00:34:55,897
Bye.

619
00:34:56,030 --> 00:34:57,665
I'm here to see Frank Jaffe.

620
00:34:57,799 --> 00:35:00,434
Do you have a meeting?
No, just tell him
Fletch is here.

621
00:35:00,568 --> 00:35:02,503
Is that a first name
or a last name?

622
00:35:02,637 --> 00:35:03,838
Just Fletch.

623
00:35:03,972 --> 00:35:05,272
Just Fletch?

624
00:35:06,173 --> 00:35:07,474
Cool.

625
00:35:08,141 --> 00:35:10,912
Larry,
you let this prick in?

626
00:35:11,045 --> 00:35:13,113
Hi, Frank. Thank you.

627
00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:17,085
"Brown Out."
Septic tank explosion.

628
00:35:17,217 --> 00:35:18,285
I get it. Very clever.

629
00:35:18,418 --> 00:35:20,021
Did the Pulitzer committee
see this?

630
00:35:20,153 --> 00:35:21,656
Fuck you.
You still owe me money.

631
00:35:21,789 --> 00:35:22,924
What? No, I don't.

632
00:35:23,057 --> 00:35:24,659
Yes, you do.
For what?

633
00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:26,694
For charging a fuckload
of ridiculous shit
to the <i>News Tribune</i>

634
00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:28,495
and leaving town.
I had to pay for it.

635
00:35:28,630 --> 00:35:31,131
- You rented a fucking carriage horse.
-  Language.

636
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:34,234
I paid you back.
No, you didn't.

637
00:35:34,368 --> 00:35:35,670
I apologized for
not paying you back.

638
00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:37,805
No, you didn't.
Well, I meant to.

639
00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:41,042
Listen, where is everybody?
They're still working
from home.

640
00:35:41,174 --> 00:35:43,044
Can you believe it?
The fucking babies.

641
00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:44,712
The place is like
a silent retreat.

642
00:35:44,846 --> 00:35:47,481
And these goddamn millennials,
they're so respectful.

643
00:35:47,615 --> 00:35:49,316
I can't tell you
how much I fucking hate
this place.

644
00:35:49,449 --> 00:35:50,952
You didn't bring anybody
from LA?

645
00:35:51,085 --> 00:35:52,787
Just Pete
who does The Jumble.

646
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,254
Hey, Pete!

647
00:35:55,123 --> 00:35:56,423
Hey, Fletch.

648
00:35:56,891 --> 00:35:58,191
Jesus.

649
00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:00,260
I hate Pete too.
Mr. Excitement.

650
00:36:00,394 --> 00:36:01,529
What do you want,
Fletch?

651
00:36:01,663 --> 00:36:03,064
Can I talk to you
in your office?

652
00:36:03,196 --> 00:36:04,632
My office is
a fucking goldfish bowl.

653
00:36:04,766 --> 00:36:06,466
I can't even scratch
my nuts in there.

654
00:36:06,601 --> 00:36:08,335
Let's go to my real office.

655
00:36:08,468 --> 00:36:11,271
But you can't wear that hat.
They'll chop
your fucking head off.

656
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:16,343
What brings you to Boston?

657
00:36:16,476 --> 00:36:18,680
'Cause if you're looking
for a job at a newspaper,
you're a fucking idiot,

658
00:36:18,813 --> 00:36:19,947
but I could use you.

659
00:36:20,081 --> 00:36:22,884
I have retired
from reporting.
Oh, good for you.

660
00:36:23,017 --> 00:36:29,289
Mmm. Do you happen to know
if luxury rental cars have
hidden GPS trackers in them?

661
00:36:29,423 --> 00:36:31,693
They do.
In case people steal them.
Why?

662
00:36:31,826 --> 00:36:34,962
Well, the police are
following me around.

663
00:36:35,096 --> 00:36:37,832
Oh, good. I hope
it's for something serious.
I need a pick me up.

664
00:36:37,965 --> 00:36:41,569
First night I'm here,
I get accused of murder.

665
00:36:42,670 --> 00:36:44,872
What?
Wait, the girl on the south end?

666
00:36:45,006 --> 00:36:46,674
That's the one, yes.

667
00:36:46,808 --> 00:36:49,711
Uh, you ever come across
this Detective Morris Monroe?

668
00:36:49,844 --> 00:36:51,512
He seems to think
that I'm the culprit.

669
00:36:51,646 --> 00:36:55,083
Really? Yeah, he's a smart guy.

670
00:36:55,917 --> 00:36:57,685
His father was a cop.
He's from Dorchester.

671
00:36:57,819 --> 00:36:59,520
Uh-- They call him
"Slow Mo Monroe",

672
00:36:59,654 --> 00:37:01,956
because he, uh, takes so long
to solve cases,

673
00:37:02,090 --> 00:37:04,291
but he solves a lot of cases.

674
00:37:04,424 --> 00:37:05,760
You think you could
pull some strings

675
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:08,596
and, uh, find
a police report
on someone for me?

676
00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:11,966
No, Fletch. No way.
Way too big an ask.

677
00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:15,203
Oh. Just be a real shame
if Daphne found out

678
00:37:15,335 --> 00:37:19,339
that you defiled Clara Snow
in the supply closet
all those years ago.

679
00:37:19,473 --> 00:37:21,274
I mean, especially
in today's climate.

680
00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:23,410
-Mmm.
-You were her boss.

681
00:37:23,544 --> 00:37:27,481
First of all,
it wasn't the supply closet.
It was the copy room.

682
00:37:27,615 --> 00:37:30,317
And it was
a bilateral defiling.

683
00:37:31,485 --> 00:37:33,020
Are you really trying
to blackmail me?

684
00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:35,355
Kinda.

685
00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:37,457
-You wouldn't.
-No, you're probably right.

686
00:37:37,592 --> 00:37:40,828
On the other hand,
I am still under suspicion
for murder.

687
00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:46,000
Whose police report?
Owen Tasserly.

688
00:37:46,134 --> 00:37:47,201
Write it down,
you old lush.

689
00:37:48,435 --> 00:37:50,838
He was arrested a while back
for something.
I don't know what.

690
00:37:50,972 --> 00:37:53,340
But I think he might be
the actual murderer.

691
00:37:53,473 --> 00:37:55,009
I'll see what I can do.

692
00:37:55,810 --> 00:37:56,844
Thank you.

693
00:37:57,945 --> 00:38:01,582
But hey,
if you did kill that girl,
do the right thing.

694
00:38:02,315 --> 00:38:04,351
And give me an exclusive.

695
00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:07,054
Almost great seeing you again,
Frank.

696
00:38:07,855 --> 00:38:09,957
Just glad you kept
your fucking shoes on.

697
00:38:10,858 --> 00:38:13,460
Uh, hi,
is this Tatiana Tasserly?

698
00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:15,696
Yes, uh, it's Frank Jaffe.

699
00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,965
I'm the style editor
over at the <i>Boston Sentinel.</i>

700
00:38:18,099 --> 00:38:20,568
Listen, we were thinking
of doing a little piece

701
00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:22,837
on Boston's top
lifestyle curators

702
00:38:22,970 --> 00:38:25,740
and your name was
on the top of our list.

703
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,474
I know.

704
00:38:28,643 --> 00:38:31,179
Well, that's just wonderful.
I would love to do that.

705
00:38:31,779 --> 00:38:34,381
I want a room to tell a story

706
00:38:34,515 --> 00:38:37,718
and all the pieces
are the characters.

707
00:38:37,852 --> 00:38:40,521
I wanna feel like
I'm in the middle
of a conversation.

708
00:38:40,655 --> 00:38:41,989
Between inanimate objects.
Right.

709
00:38:42,123 --> 00:38:44,625
Genius.
Oh, my gosh,
and this thing?

710
00:38:44,759 --> 00:38:48,129
Oh--
This idea of the branch
in the vase?

711
00:38:48,262 --> 00:38:50,264
I have--
How do you come up with this?

712
00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:53,201
-I-- I've only seen branches
on trees!
-Right. I know.

713
00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:54,535
I'm really giving it a moment,

714
00:38:54,669 --> 00:38:58,405
which lures the eye
to this gorgeous table.

715
00:38:58,539 --> 00:39:02,475
And I got this, Frank,
from a convent in Cuba.

716
00:39:02,610 --> 00:39:06,113
Wow. Those Cuban nuns
must be very proud.

717
00:39:06,247 --> 00:39:09,750
-Right?
-Even if they don't have
anywhere to eat anymore. Huh?

718
00:39:09,884 --> 00:39:12,687
Every single piece I curate
is bespoke.

719
00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:16,190
Ooh. Bespoke.
I love that word.

720
00:39:16,324 --> 00:39:17,258
What does it mean again?

721
00:39:17,390 --> 00:39:18,793
Bespoke?
Bespoke.

722
00:39:18,926 --> 00:39:24,198
-Uh, it's when
an object bespeaks. It...
-Right.

723
00:39:24,332 --> 00:39:25,733
...be-talks.

724
00:39:25,867 --> 00:39:27,501
It-- No, wait.

725
00:39:29,904 --> 00:39:35,442
It be-teaches us
something about ourselves.

726
00:39:37,178 --> 00:39:38,546
Wow. Thank you.
Yeah.

727
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:40,314
I think I have my pull quote.

728
00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:44,118
I mean, so many people, Frank,
are trapped
in a world of sameness.

729
00:39:44,252 --> 00:39:48,890
I just want to surround them
with beautiful things.

730
00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:51,859
Beautiful clothes.
Beautiful food.

731
00:39:51,993 --> 00:39:54,962
Don't you just hate people
who are too poor
to afford beauty?

732
00:39:56,631 --> 00:39:58,398
Um...

733
00:39:58,532 --> 00:40:00,935
The worst.

734
00:40:02,069 --> 00:40:03,571
Well...

735
00:40:03,704 --> 00:40:06,741
Anyway, you're currently
separated from your husband,
Owen Tasserly.

736
00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:08,976
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay.

737
00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:12,013
Uh, now, is he still co-owner
of Chez Aesthetica?

738
00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:15,116
We had an evolved
and harmonious disuniting.

739
00:40:15,249 --> 00:40:17,285
And he decided
to leave the company.
Hmm.

740
00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:21,689
Now, I-- I'm sure you heard
of the unfortunate incident
at his townhouse.

741
00:40:21,822 --> 00:40:24,091
The-- The murdered woman.
Yikes.

742
00:40:24,225 --> 00:40:26,661
We've been reporting on it
in the paper.

743
00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:30,497
We were totally shocked,
of course, um...

744
00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:33,501
Well, Owen's been away
traveling in Europe.

745
00:40:33,634 --> 00:40:35,468
Right.
So...

746
00:40:37,071 --> 00:40:40,641
I'm always looking for ways
to actuate the senses, so--

747
00:40:40,775 --> 00:40:44,011
Yeah, of course,
but if I could just follow up.

748
00:40:44,145 --> 00:40:46,747
You would make me
kind of a hero
back at the office,

749
00:40:46,881 --> 00:40:48,716
if you could give me
any kind of clue

750
00:40:48,849 --> 00:40:51,385
as to who
might have committed
that murder.

751
00:40:51,519 --> 00:40:53,354
Frank, sorry,
I can't help you there.

752
00:40:53,486 --> 00:40:54,989
Um...

753
00:40:56,891 --> 00:40:58,326
But Owen can be
so irresponsible.

754
00:40:58,458 --> 00:41:00,161
So many people have keys
to that house.

755
00:41:00,294 --> 00:41:01,896
His housekeeper,
his trainer,

756
00:41:02,029 --> 00:41:05,900
his pothead neighbor
who feeds his fish,
and God knows who else.

757
00:41:07,001 --> 00:41:08,736
Why doesn't he
just change the lock?

758
00:41:08,869 --> 00:41:12,239
Frank, I have told him
a million times.

759
00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:16,944
Owen can be
such a fucking idiot sometimes.

760
00:41:17,078 --> 00:41:18,546
Hmm.

761
00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:21,849
I'm so happy you're here,
Frank. Such a fan.

762
00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:41,535
- More water.
- Your Negroni.

763
00:41:41,669 --> 00:41:44,071
<i>- Oh, grazie. Grazie.</i>
- Some olives.

764
00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:50,811
Ah, thank you.

765
00:41:51,212 --> 00:41:52,413
It's so nice.

766
00:41:52,546 --> 00:41:56,117
Ah, Fletch, you're late.

767
00:41:58,486 --> 00:41:59,620
Can I get you a drink?
Yes, please.

768
00:41:59,754 --> 00:42:01,589
A vodka gimlet.
Thank you very much.

769
00:42:01,722 --> 00:42:03,357
The staff seems
very smitten with you.

770
00:42:03,491 --> 00:42:07,495
Fletch, I am not going
to have any of your
American double-talk.

771
00:42:07,628 --> 00:42:10,131
I want truth.
Where are my paintings?

772
00:42:10,264 --> 00:42:13,134
Well, see,
here I thought they were
the Count's paintings.

773
00:42:13,267 --> 00:42:16,037
Oh, the Count is dead.

774
00:42:16,537 --> 00:42:17,738
How do you know this?

775
00:42:17,872 --> 00:42:21,008
I know in my heart.
The pain I feel.

776
00:42:22,576 --> 00:42:24,078
You and Angela think

777
00:42:24,211 --> 00:42:28,749
I was only with my Menti,
my <i>pequeno javali,</i>
for money,

778
00:42:28,883 --> 00:42:30,818
but this is lies.

779
00:42:30,951 --> 00:42:32,319
<i>Pequeno javali?</i>

780
00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:36,957
Mmm.
"Little boar" in Portuguese.

781
00:42:37,091 --> 00:42:41,328
I am half Brazilian,
also half Italian
and half French.

782
00:42:41,462 --> 00:42:43,364
That's, uh-- Huh.

783
00:42:43,497 --> 00:42:48,302
Uh-- And what is the Countess
doing here in Boston
in this very expensive hotel?

784
00:42:48,436 --> 00:42:49,370
Thank you very much.

785
00:42:49,504 --> 00:42:50,905
I come to stop you.

786
00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:55,676
I know that you
and Angela plan
to rob my paintings.

787
00:42:55,810 --> 00:42:57,546
Confess, Fletch.

788
00:42:57,678 --> 00:43:01,015
I'm sorry, how do I know
that, uh, you didn't take
the paintings?

789
00:43:01,148 --> 00:43:04,385
Or have the Count kidnapped
or murdered?

790
00:43:04,519 --> 00:43:08,656
I loved my Menti.
I would do nothing
to harm him.

791
00:43:08,789 --> 00:43:11,659
I did not steal
the paintings.

792
00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:14,962
Fletch, if I murder anyone,
I will murder you.

793
00:43:16,464 --> 00:43:20,000
Now, Fletch,
come up to my room.

794
00:43:20,134 --> 00:43:21,869
I have something to show you.

795
00:43:22,002 --> 00:43:23,871
Well, that's not gonna happen,
Your Highness.

796
00:43:24,004 --> 00:43:26,474
Fine. I go up
and come back to show you.

797
00:43:26,607 --> 00:43:28,577
Order me another drink.

798
00:43:28,709 --> 00:43:29,944
<i>Grazie.</i>

799
00:43:36,551 --> 00:43:37,785
Okay.

800
00:43:39,687 --> 00:43:42,123
Morris, I thought I'd stop by.

801
00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:46,127
I couldn't--
He just came here.

802
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:48,696
You're enjoying this,
aren't you?
Very much so.

803
00:43:48,829 --> 00:43:51,265
It's quite satisfying.
What? No day care today?

804
00:43:51,398 --> 00:43:54,569
My wife had
a doctor's appointment.
My nanny is, um, indisposed.

805
00:43:54,702 --> 00:43:56,270
It's her support dog's birthday.

806
00:43:56,403 --> 00:43:58,772
Is that dog registered anywhere?
I'd love to send it something.

807
00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:00,141
Okay, look,
are you here to confess?

808
00:44:00,274 --> 00:44:02,276
No, but I did have some ideas
about the case.

809
00:44:02,409 --> 00:44:05,179
Goddamn it! We are not
working on this case together,
Irwin.

810
00:44:08,115 --> 00:44:11,352
Come on, just hear me out.
What is happening?

811
00:44:11,819 --> 00:44:13,888
What?

812
00:44:14,021 --> 00:44:15,624
Hands can parade around naked
all day,

813
00:44:15,789 --> 00:44:17,324
but God forbid
you show a few toes?

814
00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:19,059
Now, come on.
Let's talk about
the suspects here.

815
00:44:19,193 --> 00:44:22,163
Number one.
Tatiana Tasserly,
Owen's ex-wife.

816
00:44:22,296 --> 00:44:24,498
-Who you dropped in on today.
-Yes, I did.

817
00:44:24,633 --> 00:44:27,735
Maybe she didn't know
Owen was out of town,
and she wanted to frame him.

818
00:44:27,868 --> 00:44:29,937
- Why?
- Acrimonious divorce.

819
00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:32,406
She wants control
over the company
that they share

820
00:44:32,541 --> 00:44:33,774
and custody of their daughter.

821
00:44:33,908 --> 00:44:36,410
Tatiana Tasserly
was in yoga class that night.

822
00:44:36,545 --> 00:44:38,078
Vinyasa or Bikram?

823
00:44:39,146 --> 00:44:40,615
We'll get back to that.

824
00:44:40,748 --> 00:44:42,816
She could have hired somebody
to do the job.

825
00:44:42,950 --> 00:44:45,019
Second, Eve, the neighbor.

826
00:44:45,152 --> 00:44:47,087
She has a key
to Owen's townhouse,

827
00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:49,156
she feeds his fish
while he's out of town

828
00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:52,459
and just happens
to be in love with him.
She admitted it to me.

829
00:44:52,594 --> 00:44:56,631
O-Okay. Okay.
W-What you're doing right now,
that's called witness tampering.

830
00:44:56,764 --> 00:44:58,465
You're just begging me
to arrest you.

831
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,936
Come on, Morris.
You want me on the outside,
so I can solve this thing,

832
00:45:02,069 --> 00:45:03,704
- and then you can take
the credit.

833
00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:09,376
It's okay,
look at the cow.
Look at Mr. Moo. Mr. Moo.

834
00:45:09,511 --> 00:45:12,146
Daddy's got to talk
to the murderer right now.

835
00:45:12,279 --> 00:45:14,048
The only reason
I haven't arrested you yet

836
00:45:14,181 --> 00:45:17,251
is because I enjoy
watching you dig a deeper hole
for yourself.

837
00:45:17,384 --> 00:45:20,387
Eve has a motive.
Rejection, jealousy.

838
00:45:20,522 --> 00:45:22,790
I hope it's not Eve though.
I really like her.

839
00:45:22,923 --> 00:45:23,991
Such compassion.

840
00:45:24,124 --> 00:45:26,994
And then, of course,
Tasserly himself.

841
00:45:27,127 --> 00:45:29,730
I mean, it is his townhouse.

842
00:45:31,832 --> 00:45:35,035
Tasserly was on a flight
to Paris at 5:27 p.m.
that night.

843
00:45:35,169 --> 00:45:37,738
Plenty of time to do a murder
before you get on that plane.

844
00:45:37,871 --> 00:45:39,373
Coroner has time of death
at 9:00 p.m.

845
00:45:39,507 --> 00:45:41,275
You're gonna trust a coroner?
They're weirdos.

846
00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:42,611
Tasserly's motive?

847
00:45:42,743 --> 00:45:44,278
He's been a lunatic
since his wife left him.

848
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,715
Oh, and someone
broke into his house
last night.

849
00:45:46,847 --> 00:45:49,416
I don't know who it was.
Couldn't get a good look,
but he had a beard.

850
00:45:49,551 --> 00:45:52,119
Might have been Tasserly.
He might be back in town.

851
00:45:52,253 --> 00:45:54,321
Owen Tasserly broke into
his own house?

852
00:45:56,156 --> 00:45:57,692
Criminal mastermind.

853
00:45:57,825 --> 00:46:00,060
Whoever it was
did not want to get caught.

854
00:46:00,194 --> 00:46:02,731
He take anything?
Not that I could tell.

855
00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:04,098
Lakers fan?

856
00:46:04,798 --> 00:46:06,867
What do you think?
What about you?

857
00:46:07,901 --> 00:46:09,803
What do you think?

858
00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:12,006
Charlie, Charlie--
Charlie, I get it.

859
00:46:12,139 --> 00:46:14,475
I'd be crying too
if I was a Celtics fan.

860
00:46:15,276 --> 00:46:17,077
Person of interest
leaving the building.

861
00:46:17,878 --> 00:46:19,446
Slow Mo, he's getting away!

862
00:46:19,581 --> 00:46:21,683
Watch it, pal.
He'll arrest you
at your retirement dinner.

863
00:46:21,815 --> 00:46:24,785
Hey, guy, don't worry.
Monroe's not even sure
who shot Lincoln.

864
00:46:27,021 --> 00:46:29,390
Somebody solve a crime.
How about that?

865
00:46:31,693 --> 00:46:32,893
Can you just--

866
00:46:33,027 --> 00:46:35,062
Oh, thank you. Go ahead.
After you.
Okay.

867
00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:38,465
Are you--

868
00:46:39,567 --> 00:46:41,235
Uh-- Uh, are we going up?

869
00:46:41,736 --> 00:46:42,970
God bless her.

870
00:47:04,391 --> 00:47:05,426
Hmm.

871
00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:33,588
Oh, he's on the move.

872
00:47:33,722 --> 00:47:35,989
If he crosses the state line,
I want to see where he goes.

873
00:47:36,123 --> 00:47:37,424
Hey, you coming?
No.

874
00:47:37,559 --> 00:47:39,326
"No." Love that.

875
00:47:39,460 --> 00:47:43,665
<i>Hummingbirds have a metabolism</i>
<i>77 times faster than ours.</i>

876
00:47:43,798 --> 00:47:47,301
<i>I got a hybrid diet craze</i>
<i>that's just around the corner.</i>

877
00:48:31,646 --> 00:48:33,080
Mr. Horan. How are you?

878
00:48:33,213 --> 00:48:34,716
- I'm well, thank you.
- Here for the clambake?

879
00:48:34,849 --> 00:48:36,718
No, I'm just here
to pick up some things
from the boat.

880
00:48:36,851 --> 00:48:39,788
I actually--
I can't have anything.
I'm allergic to shellfish.

881
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,155
Are you?
Good to see you, Marv.

882
00:48:41,288 --> 00:48:43,691
But I can have corn--
Okay, bye.
Thank you.

883
00:48:48,663 --> 00:48:51,800
I'm allergic to shellfish,
so I can't really have--
Yeah, no.

884
00:48:51,932 --> 00:48:53,400
Okay. Well, see you.

885
00:48:53,535 --> 00:48:56,170
Come on in, Jack.
Save me some corn.

886
00:48:57,070 --> 00:48:58,773
And potato salad.
That's all I can eat.

887
00:48:58,907 --> 00:49:02,376
♪ <i>It's time</i>
<i>We bought ourselves</i> ♪

888
00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:06,781
♪ <i>Some tickets</i>
<i>Out of Frownsville</i> ♪

889
00:49:07,849 --> 00:49:11,786
♪ <i>I see us by a lake</i>
<i>In a cabin</i> ♪

890
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,287
♪ <i>That just so happens</i> ♪

891
00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:19,694
♪ <i>To come with a boat for two</i> ♪

892
00:49:20,628 --> 00:49:24,699
♪ <i>Paddle ourselves</i>
<i>A rendezvous</i> ♪

893
00:49:48,957 --> 00:49:51,158
Sorry. It's just me, Ronald.

894
00:49:51,291 --> 00:49:53,661
- Everything's okay.
- Hey, Ron.

895
00:50:04,706 --> 00:50:07,341
♪ <i>You can run</i>
<i>But you can't hide</i> ♪

896
00:50:07,474 --> 00:50:10,645
Actually, you can hide,
but I will find you.

897
00:50:16,684 --> 00:50:20,254
♪ <i>Some of these days</i> ♪

898
00:50:20,387 --> 00:50:23,691
♪ <i>You're gonna feel so lonely</i> ♪

899
00:50:25,392 --> 00:50:26,628
♪ <i>When you</i>
<i>Miss my huggin'</i> ♪

900
00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:28,495
Thank you.

901
00:50:28,630 --> 00:50:32,099
♪ <i>And you'll miss my kissin'</i> ♪

902
00:50:33,033 --> 00:50:34,702
♪ <i>You'll miss me, baby</i> ♪

903
00:50:36,103 --> 00:50:39,206
♪ <i>When I've gone away</i> ♪

904
00:50:40,107 --> 00:50:43,978
♪ <i>You'll feel so lonely</i> ♪

905
00:50:44,111 --> 00:50:46,346
<i>Thank you so much.</i>
<i>We're The Hot Sardines.</i>

906
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,683
<i>Wow,</i>
<i>what a perfectly beautiful day.</i>

907
00:50:48,816 --> 00:50:53,220
<i>The twin smells</i>
<i>of the ocean and money</i>
<i>carried on the summer breeze.</i>

908
00:50:53,353 --> 00:50:56,123
<i>Here's one we call</i>
<i>"Meet Me at the Bottom</i>
<i>of the Bottle."</i>

909
00:50:56,256 --> 00:50:57,992
<i>It's about drinking.</i>

910
00:50:58,125 --> 00:50:59,861
<i>Something perhaps</i>
<i>some of you might</i>
<i>know something about.</i>

911
00:50:59,994 --> 00:51:02,162
You have, uh,
permission to board?

912
00:51:03,531 --> 00:51:06,099
I do. Uh, in fact,
the owner of the boat
just texted me

913
00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:08,268
and asked if I could check.

914
00:51:08,402 --> 00:51:10,404
He might have left something
on board.

915
00:51:10,939 --> 00:51:13,106
Uh-huh?
Yeah.

916
00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:15,944
And what's the name
of the owner the boat?

917
00:51:16,076 --> 00:51:17,579
Oh, Ronald Horan.
Ah.

918
00:51:17,712 --> 00:51:19,881
Yeah, he said
he might have left
his lesson plan on board.

919
00:51:20,014 --> 00:51:23,283
Did you know
he's a professor?
No, shit.

920
00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:27,055
Ronnie, uh-- He brags
about it to everyone.

921
00:51:27,187 --> 00:51:28,221
Yeah.
What's your name?

922
00:51:28,355 --> 00:51:30,190
Uh, Sydney Blake.
Ah.

923
00:51:30,324 --> 00:51:31,559
I'm, uh, Kenton Alfred.

924
00:51:31,693 --> 00:51:34,929
I'm the commodore here
of the club.

925
00:51:35,063 --> 00:51:40,434
Hey, your old man
isn't Jefferson Blake,
is he?

926
00:51:41,168 --> 00:51:42,202
My uncle.

927
00:51:42,336 --> 00:51:44,338
Ah!
Yeah. That's--

928
00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:47,875
Well, your uncle
and I got into
a little mischief...

929
00:51:48,009 --> 00:51:49,544
Oh.
...back at Exeter.

930
00:51:49,677 --> 00:51:53,413
We once stole
a homecoming float

931
00:51:53,548 --> 00:51:58,385
and-- and crashed it
right into a goal post.

932
00:51:58,519 --> 00:52:01,789
-We were a little, uh, stewed.
-Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.

933
00:52:01,923 --> 00:52:03,992
Nothing like a little
consequence-free fun
for the rich, huh?

934
00:52:04,124 --> 00:52:06,861
How is the old the guy doing
these days?

935
00:52:06,995 --> 00:52:10,497
Oh, you didn't hear?
No, uh-- We lost uncle Jeff.

936
00:52:10,632 --> 00:52:14,201
No, no.
 I'm sorry, what happened?

937
00:52:14,334 --> 00:52:17,605
Yeah, he swam right into
a-- a boat propeller. Yeah.

938
00:52:17,739 --> 00:52:18,740
Oh, no.
Yeah.

939
00:52:18,873 --> 00:52:20,875
Uh, just basically,
you know, pureed him.

940
00:52:21,009 --> 00:52:22,844
Oh, good Lord!
Just a mess.

941
00:52:22,977 --> 00:52:25,780
-He just looked like sauce.
It was not great.
-Oh.

942
00:52:28,482 --> 00:52:32,185
Well, see you around.

943
00:52:46,868 --> 00:52:48,301
Mr. Fletcher.

944
00:52:49,771 --> 00:52:50,805
Morris.

945
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:53,373
Are you really an inspector?

946
00:52:53,508 --> 00:52:55,743
The mayor bestowed
that special rank on me

947
00:52:55,877 --> 00:52:58,846
after I solved the murder
of a city council woman.

948
00:52:58,980 --> 00:53:03,584
She got stabbed multiple times
with an ice pick
in her own bathtub.

949
00:53:04,384 --> 00:53:05,586
I mean, I guess if you work
in politics,

950
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:07,522
you probably do have to take
a lot of baths.

951
00:53:07,655 --> 00:53:11,191
We obtained
surveillance footage
from a store around the corner.

952
00:53:11,324 --> 00:53:12,760
Where the fudge is made?

953
00:53:12,894 --> 00:53:15,830
And the footage shows
Laurel Goodwin
walking with a man

954
00:53:15,963 --> 00:53:19,634
whose height and build
is very similar to yours.

955
00:53:19,767 --> 00:53:22,537
Well, that doesn't rule out
Tatianna or Eve,

956
00:53:22,670 --> 00:53:25,740
or anybody really
hiring someone
to do their dirty work.

957
00:53:25,873 --> 00:53:26,941
Did you see his face?

958
00:53:27,075 --> 00:53:29,911
He was wearing a purple hat
with a yellow logo.

959
00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:33,114
Exactly like
the one on your head.

960
00:53:33,246 --> 00:53:35,183
You fucking with me?
Come on.

961
00:53:35,315 --> 00:53:36,951
Be honest, Morris.
Are you fucking with me?

962
00:53:37,085 --> 00:53:40,955
Mr. Fletcher,
when have you ever known me
to fuck with you?

963
00:53:48,395 --> 00:53:50,198
Okay. Well, I--
I see that, sure,

964
00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:54,401
but it's probably
a Minnesota Vikings hat,
you know?

965
00:53:55,203 --> 00:53:57,404
Any theories?
Yes.

966
00:53:58,072 --> 00:53:59,540
Irwin Maurice Fletcher,

967
00:53:59,674 --> 00:54:01,876
you're under arrest
for the murder
of Laurel Goodwin.

968
00:54:02,009 --> 00:54:05,412
Come on now! That's--
You're not playing fair.

969
00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:07,749
Can you do me a favor?
Read me my rights in Italian.

970
00:54:07,882 --> 00:54:09,150
I've been working
really hard on it.

971
00:54:09,282 --> 00:54:11,052
Let's go.
Okay, ow.

972
00:54:13,353 --> 00:54:14,689
Andy, it's me.

973
00:54:14,822 --> 00:54:17,390
Oh, I'm glad you're awake.
Listen, I need--

974
00:54:18,926 --> 00:54:20,595
You're what?

975
00:54:20,728 --> 00:54:23,564
Oh. Well, in that case,
I'm really glad you're awake.

976
00:54:24,264 --> 00:54:26,667
Yes, what aren't you wearing?

977
00:54:28,035 --> 00:54:30,838
Oh, goodness.
You woke up
in a very naughty mood.

978
00:54:32,106 --> 00:54:34,142
What?
No, I don't need
a reason to call you.

979
00:54:34,274 --> 00:54:38,478
I was just calling.
I happen to be calling you,
you know, to hear your voice.

980
00:54:39,614 --> 00:54:43,416
And I need you
to bail me out of jail.

981
00:54:47,688 --> 00:54:50,658
Come on, Griz.
Is this about the bus?

982
00:54:51,324 --> 00:54:52,760
It was nothing personal.

983
00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:56,664
You're free to go.

984
00:54:57,565 --> 00:54:58,933
How can I
make it up to you?

985
00:54:59,066 --> 00:55:00,501
Are you set for luggage?

986
00:55:01,536 --> 00:55:03,336
I'll let you
take me to dinner?

987
00:55:04,672 --> 00:55:07,374
I'd rather throw myself
into Boston Harbor.

988
00:55:10,011 --> 00:55:11,045
Seems extreme.

989
00:55:14,215 --> 00:55:15,382
Go, Lakers.

990
00:55:19,319 --> 00:55:21,589
- Hey.
-  -<i>I got that</i> <i>police report you wanted.</i>

991
00:55:21,722 --> 00:55:23,490
<i>I just emailed it to you.</i>
<i>It's encrypted.</i>

992
00:55:23,624 --> 00:55:26,627
- Oh, good.
Uh, what's the password?
<i>- Go fuck yourself.</i>

993
00:55:26,761 --> 00:55:28,796
Frank, don't be an asshole.

994
00:55:36,304 --> 00:55:38,338
Okay.

995
00:55:52,352 --> 00:55:57,124
Fletch,
how dare you abandon me
at the hotel yesterday?

996
00:55:57,258 --> 00:56:01,461
The Countess de Grassi
has never been left alone
at the table.

997
00:56:01,596 --> 00:56:06,167
-Countess, what are you doing?
-Ah, you were right.
The hotel is too expensive.

998
00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:09,337
I can't get Menti's money.

999
00:56:09,469 --> 00:56:12,039
Everything is all freezed.

1000
00:56:12,173 --> 00:56:13,975
Uh, why did you come here?

1001
00:56:14,108 --> 00:56:18,012
Why should
the Countess de Grassi
stay in a too expensive hotel

1002
00:56:18,145 --> 00:56:21,282
when her almost son is here

1003
00:56:21,414 --> 00:56:25,253
in this nice big townhouse

1004
00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:26,386
near very good shopping--

1005
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:27,722
You can't stay here.

1006
00:56:27,855 --> 00:56:29,991
What would
poor dead Menti say

1007
00:56:30,124 --> 00:56:34,061
if he know the Countess
is in some fleabag hotel?

1008
00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:35,428
Hmm?

1009
00:56:35,563 --> 00:56:37,031
No. No happy.

1010
00:56:37,164 --> 00:56:41,369
Now, Fletch,
where is my room?
I'm sorry. I--

1011
00:56:41,502 --> 00:56:44,005
You know, I came here to work.
You're just gonna be
in the way.

1012
00:56:44,138 --> 00:56:46,340
Oh, you bet your big cock
I'm going to be in the way.

1013
00:56:46,473 --> 00:56:48,576
I am going
to keep an eye on you.

1014
00:56:48,709 --> 00:56:50,378
Okay, you can stay one night,

1015
00:56:50,511 --> 00:56:52,647
and then we're gonna look
for a nice mid-range hotel
for you.

1016
00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:55,482
What is this "mid-range"?

1017
00:56:55,616 --> 00:56:57,852
Now come, Fletch. Come. Sit.

1018
00:56:58,819 --> 00:57:02,390
I now show you
what I want to show you
at the hotel

1019
00:57:02,523 --> 00:57:04,725
when you leave me
with <i>il conto.</i>

1020
00:57:04,859 --> 00:57:06,861
I found this at the villa.

1021
00:57:07,494 --> 00:57:10,731
Photos. Angela's photos.
Hmm.

1022
00:57:11,632 --> 00:57:14,735
Did you know Angela
went to university

1023
00:57:14,869 --> 00:57:17,271
here in Boston for a year?

1024
00:57:17,405 --> 00:57:18,839
No, it never came up.

1025
00:57:19,573 --> 00:57:22,243
Hmm.
Do you know who that is?

1026
00:57:22,376 --> 00:57:23,844
Turn it over.

1027
00:57:23,978 --> 00:57:27,480
Owen Tasserly.
Did you know they were friends?

1028
00:57:27,615 --> 00:57:29,750
She might have mentioned it.
Oh.

1029
00:57:29,884 --> 00:57:31,519
Andy made all the arrangements.

1030
00:57:31,652 --> 00:57:34,555
Fletch,
listen to the Contessa.

1031
00:57:34,689 --> 00:57:38,626
Angela cannot be trusted.
Why is she not here?

1032
00:57:38,759 --> 00:57:40,628
She's trying to find
her father, your husband.

1033
00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:43,764
Oh, Fletch. Fletch.

1034
00:57:43,898 --> 00:57:46,499
I know this is
so bad news for you.

1035
00:57:46,634 --> 00:57:48,369
Now, where is the shower?

1036
00:57:48,502 --> 00:57:49,670
You want to take a shower?

1037
00:57:49,804 --> 00:57:53,040
No, I want you to take a shower.
You stink.

1038
00:57:53,174 --> 00:57:54,608
I make drinks.

1039
00:58:00,581 --> 00:58:01,749
Countess, do you mind?

1040
00:58:01,882 --> 00:58:04,919
Fletch, I found
a dead fish in your tank.

1041
00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:09,957
Okay, well,
we'll light a candle for it.

1042
00:58:10,091 --> 00:58:15,062
-Now, could you please--
-Oh, Fletch, I am so sad.

1043
00:58:15,196 --> 00:58:16,897
My Menti is dead.

1044
00:58:17,031 --> 00:58:20,301
My <i>chiromante</i> tell me
the kidnappers
have killed him.

1045
00:58:20,434 --> 00:58:23,838
Where did all your clothes go?
What is the <i>chiromante?</i>

1046
00:58:23,971 --> 00:58:28,509
How do you say?
Uh, is a fortune teller.

1047
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:33,180
She tell me
they take my Menti,
they put him in a coffin,

1048
00:58:33,314 --> 00:58:36,150
they fill it with cats,
and they bury him alive.

1049
00:58:36,283 --> 00:58:38,619
Is horrible, no?
Well,
it sounds very implausible.

1050
00:58:38,753 --> 00:58:41,055
Fletch, is no time
for a wisecrack.

1051
00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:42,490
My Menti is allergic.

1052
00:58:42,623 --> 00:58:44,392
Now, shall I make us negronis?

1053
00:58:44,558 --> 00:58:46,060
Sure.
Okay.

1054
00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:48,662
Go buy gin, vermouth,
Campari and oranges.

1055
00:58:48,796 --> 00:58:51,499
Can I please have
the bathroom to myself?

1056
00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:54,769
Fletch,
you parade around me naked,

1057
00:58:54,902 --> 00:58:56,270
but I am not going
to sleep with you.

1058
00:58:56,404 --> 00:58:57,471
You came in here.

1059
00:58:57,605 --> 00:58:59,006
Please do not put
too much vermouth

1060
00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:00,241
in my Negroni.

1061
00:59:00,374 --> 00:59:01,609
Hurry up.

1062
00:59:16,857 --> 00:59:18,626
<i>I got eyes on Fletcher.</i>

1063
00:59:18,759 --> 00:59:21,829
<i>In the alleyway,</i>
<i>headed towards your end</i>
<i>of the street. Over.</i>

1064
00:59:22,730 --> 00:59:24,298
Copy that. Roger.

1065
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,902
Oh, no! Oh, no!

1066
00:59:39,814 --> 00:59:42,249
- You Irwin?
- Call me Fletch.

1067
01:00:04,672 --> 01:00:08,543
- Really quite extraordinary.
- Yes, it is.

1068
01:00:08,676 --> 01:00:13,013
He's asking 25 million.
My advice is to counter at 20.

1069
01:00:14,482 --> 01:00:17,118
Well, okay.
Make that counter.

1070
01:00:17,651 --> 01:00:18,986
Fantastic.

1071
01:00:24,425 --> 01:00:25,960
Hey, uh, excuse me,

1072
01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:28,597
do you happen to know
where I can maybe buy
some fireworks?

1073
01:00:28,729 --> 01:00:30,431
Yeah, New Hampshire.

1074
01:00:30,565 --> 01:00:32,867
<i>Where are you, Fletch?</i>
<i>I called a few times.</i>

1075
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,303
<i>My lawyer told me</i>
<i>that the fucking Countess</i>
<i>has gone to Boston.</i>

1076
01:00:36,904 --> 01:00:38,305
<i>Has she tried to contact you?</i>

1077
01:00:39,373 --> 01:00:43,244
<i>I'm coming to Boston tomorrow.</i>
<i>My flight arrives at 5:32 p.m.</i>

1078
01:00:43,377 --> 01:00:46,615
<i>Can you pick me up?</i>
<i>I miss you.</i>

1079
01:00:46,747 --> 01:00:48,349
Ciao, amore.

1080
01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:47,074
What the--

1081
01:01:48,442 --> 01:01:50,177
The fuck?

1082
01:02:23,377 --> 01:02:26,514
It was the teenagers.
They were drinking.

1083
01:02:26,648 --> 01:02:28,215
So sorry about your window.

1084
01:02:28,349 --> 01:02:30,084
This boat is private property.

1085
01:02:30,217 --> 01:02:33,688
- Yeah, I know.
- No one is allowed on
but me.

1086
01:02:33,821 --> 01:02:35,456
And I am bringing in
my own private security.

1087
01:02:35,590 --> 01:02:38,593
Oh, hey. I know the guys
who used to guard Peter Wolf.

1088
01:02:38,727 --> 01:02:39,860
Shit.

1089
01:02:39,994 --> 01:02:41,462
- The J. Geils Band?
- No.

1090
01:02:41,596 --> 01:02:44,699
My security team will be here
within the hour. Thank you.

1091
01:02:44,832 --> 01:02:46,834
Come on.
Angel is a centerfold?

1092
01:02:46,967 --> 01:02:50,771
I don't know what that is
and I hope that I never do.

1093
01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:58,212
How long have you guys
done security?

1094
01:02:58,747 --> 01:02:59,980
About eight years.

1095
01:03:15,429 --> 01:03:17,331
I've never felt the need
to have a gun,

1096
01:03:17,464 --> 01:03:19,534
because I have sort of
an inner calm.

1097
01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:24,938
Oh, for--
Let's go check that out.

1098
01:03:25,072 --> 01:03:26,708
Let's go.

1099
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:30,477
Uh, I'm coming. I'll--
Sorry. I'll help.

1100
01:03:30,612 --> 01:03:34,114
Pretty dark,
so be careful, guys.
It's really dark.

1101
01:03:34,248 --> 01:03:36,450
-Okay, Marv.
-Thanks, bud.

1102
01:04:27,234 --> 01:04:29,436
It's just
those same inebriated kids.

1103
01:04:29,571 --> 01:04:33,474
Probably just doing pranks,
and, you know, just trying
to get hits online.

1104
01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:34,709
Trying to go viral.

1105
01:04:34,843 --> 01:04:36,511
I've been doing this 21 years.

1106
01:04:36,644 --> 01:04:40,013
When I, uh-- When I was 17,
I stopped a burglary at Caldor,

1107
01:04:40,147 --> 01:04:43,651
and I kind of was like,
"You know, I think
this is the thing for me."

1108
01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:45,319
I-- I tripped the guy,
but still.

1109
01:04:45,452 --> 01:04:50,625
Hey, you guys like J. Geils?
"Freeze-Frame"? "Love Stinks"?

1110
01:04:50,759 --> 01:04:52,493
I think Horan's
never even heard of them.

1111
01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:54,395
I mean, I get you don't know
"Whammer Jammer".

1112
01:04:54,529 --> 01:04:56,296
First record.
Who's gonna hear that?

1113
01:04:56,430 --> 01:04:59,299
Harmonic instrumental.
I mean, whoa.

1114
01:04:59,801 --> 01:05:01,402
But "Centerfold"?

1115
01:05:10,812 --> 01:05:12,312
You really need
to get some sleep.

1116
01:05:12,446 --> 01:05:16,917
Oh, my God.
No, I don't, actually.

1117
01:05:21,422 --> 01:05:24,592
Fletch, I told you
I not sleep with you.

1118
01:05:24,726 --> 01:05:29,631
Countess, this is my bed.
There are three other rooms.

1119
01:05:29,764 --> 01:05:31,231
Have you found my paintings?

1120
01:05:31,365 --> 01:05:32,901
I wasn't looking for your--
for the-- for the paintings.

1121
01:05:33,033 --> 01:05:36,069
I think the wicked Angela
has you under a spell.

1122
01:05:36,203 --> 01:05:39,808
For your information,
I'm crazy about Angela.

1123
01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:42,510
I'm actually thinking
of asking her to marry me.
Oh, no.

1124
01:05:42,644 --> 01:05:44,746
Don't waste
your third marriage on her.

1125
01:05:44,879 --> 01:05:49,950
Menti was my third marriage,
and, oh,
he was my best one yet.

1126
01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:52,352
You know,
I wish you and Angela
could get to know one another.

1127
01:05:52,486 --> 01:05:53,987
I think
you would actually be friends.

1128
01:05:54,121 --> 01:05:56,056
She hate the Countess.

1129
01:05:56,190 --> 01:05:58,459
I think
she just doesn't know
the Countess.

1130
01:05:58,593 --> 01:06:01,930
Fletch,
are you trying to seduce me?

1131
01:06:02,062 --> 01:06:05,299
-That is not at all
what's happening right now.
-Okay, Fletch. Okay.

1132
01:06:05,432 --> 01:06:07,535
-Maybe only this once.
Come. Come.
-Okay.

1133
01:06:07,669 --> 01:06:10,037
I'm gonna go
to one of the spare rooms.

1134
01:06:12,072 --> 01:06:15,209
Hmm. Bravo, Fletch.
Bravo, bravo.

1135
01:06:15,342 --> 01:06:19,781
You have passed my test.
Now you can be my son-in-law.

1136
01:06:19,914 --> 01:06:23,383
- It's a nice big hairy chest,
I see.

1137
01:06:23,518 --> 01:06:26,320
You have a nice chest,
Fletch.
Thank you.

1138
01:06:29,891 --> 01:06:31,659
Morris! Morris! Morris!

1139
01:06:31,793 --> 01:06:33,260
Jesus, Griz.
Sorry.

1140
01:06:33,393 --> 01:06:34,929
Oh, my God.
I have something for you.

1141
01:06:35,062 --> 01:06:37,231
There was an incident
last night
at the Mayflower Yacht Club

1142
01:06:37,364 --> 01:06:39,199
and these kids,
they were shooting out
some fireworks.

1143
01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:42,269
And I think
that they went astray
onto this one yacht.

1144
01:06:42,737 --> 01:06:43,738
Yeah?

1145
01:06:44,572 --> 01:06:47,241
The yacht belongs
to Ronald Horan.

1146
01:06:49,443 --> 01:06:51,746
We found Fletcher
parked in front
of the Horan Gallery.

1147
01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:53,247
Right.
So do you think that--

1148
01:06:53,380 --> 01:06:56,718
This stupid idiot moron
has something to do with this.

1149
01:06:57,150 --> 01:06:58,118
Fuck, yes.

1150
01:06:58,252 --> 01:06:59,754
Yeah. Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!

1151
01:06:59,888 --> 01:07:01,321
Ow! Oh, ow.

1152
01:07:02,155 --> 01:07:04,592
Well, he told me
his name was Ralph Locke.

1153
01:07:04,726 --> 01:07:06,628
And that's why
I wanted to see you.

1154
01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:08,830
Be very careful doing business
with Mr. Fletcher.

1155
01:07:08,963 --> 01:07:11,799
Thank you, Inspector.
I appreciate that very much.

1156
01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,081
I missed you, Fletch. Mmm.
Oh.

1157
01:07:28,215 --> 01:07:30,350
I missed you, too.
I missed you so much.

1158
01:07:30,484 --> 01:07:31,485
Mmm.

1159
01:07:34,288 --> 01:07:35,757
Okay. Okay. Sure.

1160
01:07:35,890 --> 01:07:39,794
-So, has the Countess
tried to contact you?
-Yes.

1161
01:07:39,928 --> 01:07:41,996
Shit. What is she up to?

1162
01:07:42,129 --> 01:07:43,998
Well, spying on me.

1163
01:07:44,131 --> 01:07:46,233
Where is she staying?

1164
01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:48,570
At the townhouse with me.

1165
01:07:49,169 --> 01:07:50,304
Are you kidding me?

1166
01:07:50,437 --> 01:07:51,973
How could you let her
stay with you?

1167
01:07:52,105 --> 01:07:54,842
She showed up with suitcases.
I can't get her to leave.

1168
01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:56,911
Did you have sex with her?

1169
01:07:57,045 --> 01:07:58,478
No. I slept in the other room.

1170
01:07:59,212 --> 01:08:00,515
I don't believe you.

1171
01:08:01,381 --> 01:08:02,917
Andy, why did you lie to me
about Tasserly?

1172
01:08:03,051 --> 01:08:04,752
What?
What are you talking about?

1173
01:08:04,886 --> 01:08:07,822
You didn't tell me
you did a year of college
in Boston

1174
01:08:07,956 --> 01:08:09,724
and that you knew Owen Tasserly.

1175
01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:11,291
Of course I did.
No.

1176
01:08:11,425 --> 01:08:14,328
You said you got the townhouse
off a luxury rental website.

1177
01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:16,496
Fletch,
you're becoming paranoid.

1178
01:08:16,631 --> 01:08:20,001
- Listen, I think Owen Tasserly
killed Laurel Goodwin.

1179
01:08:20,133 --> 01:08:22,202
He was arrested
for bonking his neighbor
over the head

1180
01:08:22,336 --> 01:08:23,771
with a very heavy object.
He's violent.

1181
01:08:23,905 --> 01:08:26,139
He could have easily
bonked Laurel
over the head too.

1182
01:08:26,273 --> 01:08:28,509
Owen's not a serial "bonker".

1183
01:08:28,643 --> 01:08:30,578
Well, look, he's going through
a hellish divorce.

1184
01:08:30,712 --> 01:08:32,780
He's abusing drugs.
He's-- He's a mess.

1185
01:08:32,914 --> 01:08:33,982
Yeah.

1186
01:08:34,114 --> 01:08:36,283
He told me all about that.
<i>Poverino.</i>

1187
01:08:36,416 --> 01:08:38,753
-What? You talk to him?
-Yes, we talk.

1188
01:08:38,886 --> 01:08:40,153
He's an old friend.

1189
01:08:40,287 --> 01:08:42,757
Does Owen know
any martial arts?
What? No.

1190
01:08:42,890 --> 01:08:44,826
-Does he have a beard now?
-How should I know?

1191
01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:46,594
You just said you talk to him
all the time.

1192
01:08:46,728 --> 01:08:48,563
You can't hear a beard
over the phone.

1193
01:08:48,696 --> 01:08:50,898
I don't know.
Maybe you Facetime
or send each other texts.

1194
01:08:51,032 --> 01:08:53,034
I just got off
a very long flight.
I'm very tired.

1195
01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:55,168
-You're attacking me
with all these questions.
-Okay.

1196
01:08:55,302 --> 01:08:57,905
Okay. I'm sorry.

1197
01:09:04,045 --> 01:09:06,146
<i>Grazie.</i>

1198
01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:09,717
- Angela!
- Sylvia!

1199
01:09:18,693 --> 01:09:20,293
Fletch,
we're gonna cook you dinner.

1200
01:09:38,813 --> 01:09:40,247
Okay, listen to this.

1201
01:09:40,380 --> 01:09:42,215
Our Ronald Horan
is under investigation

1202
01:09:42,349 --> 01:09:44,384
for a possible
false insurance claim

1203
01:09:44,519 --> 01:09:45,687
about a robbery at his gallery.

1204
01:09:45,820 --> 01:09:47,354
What is Irwin up to
with this guy?

1205
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:49,924
Also, you asked me to search
the Italian papers.

1206
01:09:50,058 --> 01:09:51,559
Check that out.

1207
01:09:52,927 --> 01:09:53,961
What's it say?

1208
01:09:56,329 --> 01:09:58,198
Oh, in English.

1209
01:09:58,331 --> 01:10:01,803
Fletcher's at a press conference
about a kidnapping
of the Count de Grassi,

1210
01:10:01,936 --> 01:10:03,838
father of Angela de Grassi.

1211
01:10:04,237 --> 01:10:05,540
Andy Angela.

1212
01:10:05,673 --> 01:10:07,542
And the kidnappers are demanding
a Picasso painting

1213
01:10:07,675 --> 01:10:09,177
from the Count's collection
as ransom.

1214
01:10:09,309 --> 01:10:12,046
But Angela's saying
that the painting's been stolen.

1215
01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:13,614
Hmm.

1216
01:10:13,748 --> 01:10:15,750
So, are we gonna
bring Fletcher in?

1217
01:10:18,285 --> 01:10:20,922
Not yet. Keep looking.

1218
01:10:21,622 --> 01:10:22,657
Okay.

1219
01:10:30,363 --> 01:10:31,999
Wait a minute.

1220
01:10:37,905 --> 01:10:40,842
- Just like family, we are together.
-  Mmm.

1221
01:10:40,975 --> 01:10:42,210
If only Menti were here.

1222
01:10:42,342 --> 01:10:43,945
Dear papa.

1223
01:10:46,547 --> 01:10:48,750
<i>Oh, grazie.</i>
Mm-hmm.

1224
01:10:48,883 --> 01:10:51,686
Mmm. I'll get it.

1225
01:10:51,819 --> 01:10:53,821
Who is it?
No one you know.

1226
01:10:53,955 --> 01:10:56,824
-Is it someone I know?
-Fletch, set another place.

1227
01:11:00,393 --> 01:11:01,896
- Owen!
- Angela.

1228
01:11:02,029 --> 01:11:04,732
Come into your own house.
<i>Ciao, amore.</i>

1229
01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:09,971
This is my boyfriend
who's been staying here.

1230
01:11:10,505 --> 01:11:13,340
And Sylvia, my stepmother.

1231
01:11:13,473 --> 01:11:16,944
I know. I know.
We look like <i>sorelle.</i>
Sisters.

1232
01:11:17,078 --> 01:11:18,311
Uh-huh.

1233
01:11:19,446 --> 01:11:22,717
-Quite an art collection
you have, Mr. Tasserly.
-Thank you.

1234
01:11:23,684 --> 01:11:26,220
-That my shirt?
-No. Maybe.

1235
01:11:26,353 --> 01:11:31,092
-Owen,
you are an art dealer, no?
-I'm an art broker.

1236
01:11:31,225 --> 01:11:34,662
-You study any martial arts
by any chance?
-Muay Thai.

1237
01:11:35,596 --> 01:11:37,098
Muay Thai.

1238
01:11:37,231 --> 01:11:40,067
Look, I owe you
a big apology
about the other night.

1239
01:11:40,201 --> 01:11:41,769
What? What happened?

1240
01:11:41,903 --> 01:11:45,206
I let myself in
because I needed something
urgently.

1241
01:11:45,338 --> 01:11:48,876
I honestly assumed
nobody would be staying here
after there was a murder.

1242
01:11:49,010 --> 01:11:52,947
I didn't know it was you,
or I wouldn't have done that.

1243
01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,817
-What did you do?
-Oh, he kicked my ass.

1244
01:11:55,950 --> 01:11:56,717
Uh...

1245
01:11:56,851 --> 01:11:58,619
What did you need so urgently?

1246
01:11:59,253 --> 01:12:00,888
Some medication.

1247
01:12:01,022 --> 01:12:03,423
Medication? For what?

1248
01:12:03,558 --> 01:12:09,697
Um... It's a rare disorder.
Segegenisis.

1249
01:12:09,831 --> 01:12:12,033
It's-- It's--
It's a stom-- stomach thing.

1250
01:12:12,166 --> 01:12:14,902
It's a-- You get it
from eating too much...

1251
01:12:16,871 --> 01:12:17,905
porridge.

1252
01:12:18,873 --> 01:12:21,075
Owen, come on.
Tell us the truth.

1253
01:12:21,209 --> 01:12:24,745
Fine. I snuck in
to get a bottle of Oxy
I had in the drawer.

1254
01:12:24,879 --> 01:12:26,247
Oh.

1255
01:12:26,379 --> 01:12:30,218
I flew back from Paris early
because I know
I need to get help.

1256
01:12:30,350 --> 01:12:31,418
But I was weak, okay?

1257
01:12:31,552 --> 01:12:34,155
Did you come here tonight
to see me

1258
01:12:34,288 --> 01:12:35,756
or to look for more Oxy?

1259
01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:39,927
Can't it be both?

1260
01:12:40,061 --> 01:12:42,530
<i>Ay.</i>
Owen, you're going to rehab.

1261
01:12:42,663 --> 01:12:44,732
Anything else you want
to tell us about, Owen?

1262
01:12:44,866 --> 01:12:47,001
-Where are my paintings?
-What is she talking about?

1263
01:12:47,134 --> 01:12:48,536
Is the Picasso here?

1264
01:12:48,669 --> 01:12:49,904
- Sylvia.
- What?

1265
01:12:50,037 --> 01:12:51,339
-Come on,
you're being ridiculous.
-No.

1266
01:12:51,471 --> 01:12:53,507
Owen knows nothing
about the paintings

1267
01:12:53,641 --> 01:12:56,711
that you
and your criminal brothers
stole.

1268
01:12:58,646 --> 01:13:00,047
There it is.

1269
01:13:03,251 --> 01:13:05,553
Ladies. Ladies.

1270
01:13:07,555 --> 01:13:11,759
Ah, Rothko.
Oh, Lee Krasner. Miró...

1271
01:13:16,063 --> 01:13:17,098
Ladies.

1272
01:13:22,670 --> 01:13:24,672
- Ladies.
- Where's Frida Kahlo?

1273
01:13:25,806 --> 01:13:28,242
Owen,
who are these loud Italians?

1274
01:13:29,577 --> 01:13:31,345
Tatiana, thanks for coming.

1275
01:13:31,478 --> 01:13:32,412
Oh, shit.

1276
01:13:32,546 --> 01:13:36,050
What? Frank!

1277
01:13:36,183 --> 01:13:37,484
Frank? That's Ralph.

1278
01:13:37,618 --> 01:13:38,986
He's the guy
who's been renting my place.

1279
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,755
He told me he's Frank Jaffe
from the <i>Sentinel.</i>

1280
01:13:40,888 --> 01:13:42,957
Then he came over
and interviewed me.

1281
01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:44,892
- So there is an explanation.
- Uh-huh.

1282
01:13:45,026 --> 01:13:47,460
You came over to my wife's house
pretending to be a journalist?

1283
01:13:47,595 --> 01:13:49,830
Well, I was a reporter
of some repute.

1284
01:13:49,964 --> 01:13:51,966
-What are you playing at, bro?
-What is going on here?

1285
01:13:52,099 --> 01:13:53,668
Okay. A lot of balls
in the air right now.

1286
01:13:53,801 --> 01:13:56,037
-Fletch, what did you do now?
-He killed Frida Kahlo.

1287
01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:57,538
I knew you were a phony.

1288
01:13:58,005 --> 01:13:59,106
A style editor?

1289
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,942
He doesn't even know
what bespoke means.

1290
01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:03,311
-Doesn't even know
what bespoke-- The fuck, dude!
-No.

1291
01:14:03,443 --> 01:14:05,046
You better be able
to explain yourself.

1292
01:14:05,179 --> 01:14:07,014
- Okay. Well, it's not
a short explain--

1293
01:14:07,148 --> 01:14:08,182
Jesus! Fuck!

1294
01:14:08,316 --> 01:14:10,017
All right.
You have got to stop
hitting me!

1295
01:14:10,151 --> 01:14:12,153
I'm calling the cops
on this piece of shit right now.

1296
01:14:12,286 --> 01:14:15,656
Call the cops. Please.
Ask for Inspector Morris Monroe.
He's a smart guy.

1297
01:14:15,790 --> 01:14:17,959
-You can use my name.
-Which one? Fletch?
Frank? Ralph?

1298
01:14:18,092 --> 01:14:20,628
- Owen, stop! Stop!
Everybody calm down!
- Ow.

1299
01:14:20,761 --> 01:14:21,896
Hey, hey, <i>basta.</i>

1300
01:14:22,029 --> 01:14:24,031
You! Yes.

1301
01:14:24,165 --> 01:14:26,167
Put your phone down. Yes.

1302
01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:28,836
Let's all take a breath.
Listen to me.

1303
01:14:28,970 --> 01:14:32,239
Fletch has been investigating
the murder.

1304
01:14:32,373 --> 01:14:37,111
I'm sure that's why
he was at your house, Tatiana.

1305
01:14:37,244 --> 01:14:39,847
Oh, wow. What smells so good?

1306
01:14:39,981 --> 01:14:42,283
Wow. Are you guys doing a seder?

1307
01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:43,584
Eve, you're here.

1308
01:14:43,718 --> 01:14:44,986
-Who is this?
-Of course you're here.

1309
01:14:45,119 --> 01:14:48,022
- Why are you here?
And who is this?

1310
01:14:48,155 --> 01:14:49,390
I don't know.

1311
01:14:49,523 --> 01:14:51,659
We met on the street.
He asked to come up
and see you.

1312
01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:53,661
- I let him in.
- Cool.

1313
01:14:53,794 --> 01:14:55,029
Are you Irwin Fletcher?

1314
01:14:55,162 --> 01:14:56,564
Yes, I am.

1315
01:14:58,199 --> 01:14:59,266
Whoa!

1316
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,502
I mean, no, I'm not.
I always get that wrong.

1317
01:15:01,635 --> 01:15:03,304
My name is Bart Robinson.

1318
01:15:04,205 --> 01:15:06,240
I was engaged
to marry Laurel Goodwin.

1319
01:15:07,842 --> 01:15:09,710
Okay. Hey, buddy.
No one's getting shot today.

1320
01:15:09,844 --> 01:15:11,512
Let's get you sobered up, huh?

1321
01:15:11,645 --> 01:15:13,681
-Get some coffee in you.
This is Sylvia.
-Please. You come to Sylvia.

1322
01:15:13,814 --> 01:15:16,150
-She's gonna get you
some nice food.
-I'll make you a plate of food.

1323
01:15:16,283 --> 01:15:18,052
- We'll be okay.
- What kind of food?

1324
01:15:18,185 --> 01:15:20,688
Get you a bite to eat.
We're gonna take care of ya.

1325
01:15:20,821 --> 01:15:23,891
What is that?
Owen, is that Oxy?

1326
01:15:24,025 --> 01:15:25,726
I have a prescription.
Right now? Really?

1327
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:29,330
Owen, I told you.
Booze and pills,
it's a bad road.

1328
01:15:29,463 --> 01:15:32,033
-People love you, Owen.
-Oh, Eve.

1329
01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:35,536
- Oh!
- Owen!

1330
01:15:35,669 --> 01:15:37,438
Owen, you didn't sign
the fucking paper!

1331
01:15:39,073 --> 01:15:40,975
That dog is make <i>pipí</i>
on the carpet.

1332
01:15:41,108 --> 01:15:44,378
Oh, yeah. She's hungry.

1333
01:15:47,748 --> 01:15:50,785
Um, I have to go.

1334
01:15:50,918 --> 01:15:52,987
- Wait, what? Why?
- Ah, <i>bravo.</i>

1335
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:56,424
Fletch, this is something
I need to do right now.

1336
01:15:56,557 --> 01:15:57,958
And I will not
be cross-examined.

1337
01:15:58,092 --> 01:15:59,493
-Let it out, buddy.
-Yes.

1338
01:15:59,660 --> 01:16:01,695
Let it out. Let it out.

1339
01:16:01,829 --> 01:16:03,564
You are being impossible.

1340
01:16:03,697 --> 01:16:05,366
This is delicious.

1341
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:08,702
Are you really not gonna
tell me anything?

1342
01:16:10,104 --> 01:16:12,907
Andy, don't do this.
You're on thin ice, Fletch.

1343
01:16:13,641 --> 01:16:14,942
Angela, right?

1344
01:16:15,376 --> 01:16:16,644
I'm on thin ice?

1345
01:17:51,506 --> 01:17:53,107
God.

1346
01:17:56,076 --> 01:17:58,112
Mr. Horan, lovely to see you.

1347
01:17:58,245 --> 01:18:00,147
So, uh-- It's last call
at the clubhouse.

1348
01:18:00,281 --> 01:18:02,551
Oh, well. Better hurry.
Yeah, you gotta--
better get in there.

1349
01:18:02,683 --> 01:18:06,420
You know, if they're closed,
there's-- must be Scuppers--
Cheers. Thank you.

1350
01:18:46,561 --> 01:18:48,195
-Hey, Commodore.
-Hey, Ron.

1351
01:19:00,107 --> 01:19:01,543
Shit.

1352
01:19:01,676 --> 01:19:04,245
You still haven't explained
why you were avoiding me.

1353
01:19:04,378 --> 01:19:08,148
I was not avoiding you.
I was trying to protect you.

1354
01:19:08,282 --> 01:19:10,017
You lie some fucking bullshit!

1355
01:19:10,150 --> 01:19:11,620
Do you really expect me
to believe that?

1356
01:19:11,752 --> 01:19:14,855
Angela, I told you.
I am under investigation.

1357
01:19:14,989 --> 01:19:17,925
People are watching
my every move.

1358
01:19:18,058 --> 01:19:19,793
Oh, come on, Ronald!

1359
01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:24,064
You could have found a way
to let me know you sold
two of my paintings!

1360
01:19:26,066 --> 01:19:28,402
- Oops.
- What on earth is...

1361
01:19:29,504 --> 01:19:31,238
Mr. Locke.

1362
01:19:31,972 --> 01:19:33,941
Fletch?
Hi.

1363
01:19:34,074 --> 01:19:35,442
What are you doing here?

1364
01:19:35,577 --> 01:19:37,978
You know, I was worried.
I'm a-- I'm a worrier.

1365
01:19:38,112 --> 01:19:40,981
You don't need to worry.
The paintings are here.

1366
01:19:41,115 --> 01:19:42,116
We can save Menti.

1367
01:19:42,249 --> 01:19:44,251
Come on. You're like a wet dog.

1368
01:19:45,553 --> 01:19:47,021
Stupid shoes.

1369
01:19:47,154 --> 01:19:49,156
<i>Ronald was my professor</i>
<i>in Harvard.</i>

1370
01:19:49,658 --> 01:19:51,091
He was also my lover.

1371
01:19:52,694 --> 01:19:54,395
Okay. You know what?
Don't look so proud.

1372
01:19:54,529 --> 01:19:56,430
She doesn't have the best record
at picking guys.

1373
01:19:56,564 --> 01:19:59,768
So, you stole the paintings
and gave them to him to sell?

1374
01:19:59,900 --> 01:20:01,135
They're rightfully mine.

1375
01:20:01,703 --> 01:20:02,936
But before I met you,

1376
01:20:03,070 --> 01:20:04,805
Ronald stopped returning
my calls or my emails.

1377
01:20:04,938 --> 01:20:08,008
So I was surprised
when you told me
he had sold two paintings.

1378
01:20:08,142 --> 01:20:10,277
I always intended
to keep my bargain with you.

1379
01:20:10,411 --> 01:20:13,380
I was just very concerned
that I was being surveilled.

1380
01:20:13,515 --> 01:20:15,684
I'll take your word for it,
Ronald.

1381
01:20:15,816 --> 01:20:17,184
I did a little digging,
you know.

1382
01:20:17,318 --> 01:20:19,654
It would appear that
your father's art collection

1383
01:20:19,788 --> 01:20:21,889
was all looted
during World War Two.

1384
01:20:22,022 --> 01:20:24,892
If they belong to anyone,
it's probably
the Italian Republic.

1385
01:20:25,025 --> 01:20:27,261
Okay, wait.
Was Owen Tasserly in your class?

1386
01:20:27,394 --> 01:20:29,330
Yes.
We were both in Ronald's class.

1387
01:20:29,463 --> 01:20:30,799
Why does that matter?

1388
01:20:30,931 --> 01:20:33,434
What is your obsession
with Owen Tasserly?

1389
01:20:33,568 --> 01:20:36,403
You lied to me about Tasserly,
and I think I know why.

1390
01:20:36,538 --> 01:20:39,373
-What are you talking about?
-Owen goes to Europe
all the time.

1391
01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:42,409
So he clearly helped you
steal the paintings
from your father's villa.

1392
01:20:42,544 --> 01:20:45,112
Then Laurel Goodwin found out
and he killed her.

1393
01:20:45,245 --> 01:20:47,014
But instead of turning
Tasserly in for that,

1394
01:20:47,147 --> 01:20:49,149
you decided to let me
take the fall.

1395
01:20:49,283 --> 01:20:51,619
Because all you care about
is your paintings.

1396
01:20:51,753 --> 01:20:54,388
There's video of Owen and Laurel
on the night of the murder.

1397
01:20:54,522 --> 01:20:56,624
The cops thought it was me
because of my Lakers hat.

1398
01:20:56,758 --> 01:20:58,526
You're the only one that knows
about my Lakers hat.

1399
01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:02,863
So you are an accessory
to murder and a liar, Andy!

1400
01:21:02,996 --> 01:21:05,767
And a cold-hearted snake.

1401
01:21:05,899 --> 01:21:07,401
What?

1402
01:21:08,068 --> 01:21:09,637
Okay.

1403
01:21:11,171 --> 01:21:14,208
Uh... Okay, I was wrong.

1404
01:21:14,341 --> 01:21:17,645
- Um, you're not the bad guy.
He's the bad guy.

1405
01:21:17,779 --> 01:21:20,447
Shit. Can I take this back?
Can I take any of that back?

1406
01:21:20,582 --> 01:21:21,415
Put these on.

1407
01:21:21,549 --> 01:21:22,416
I--
Okay. Can you--

1408
01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:24,084
One second.

1409
01:21:24,218 --> 01:21:26,086
Okay, I'm very sorry.
Uh, I was wrong.

1410
01:21:26,220 --> 01:21:28,389
And-- But you have to admit
it was a pretty good theory.

1411
01:21:28,523 --> 01:21:30,658
-I just missed a couple of--
-Shut up!

1412
01:21:31,191 --> 01:21:33,060
Really!

1413
01:21:34,061 --> 01:21:36,897
Ronald, what are you doing?

1414
01:21:37,030 --> 01:21:39,400
I was in a bad spot.

1415
01:21:39,534 --> 01:21:42,436
You shouldn't have sent Fletch
to shake the tree.

1416
01:21:43,070 --> 01:21:44,138
Why did you kill Laurel Goodwin?

1417
01:21:44,271 --> 01:21:46,306
I researched you, Fletch.

1418
01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:48,610
You're a decent
investigative reporter.

1419
01:21:48,743 --> 01:21:51,713
I couldn't run the risk
of you nosing around
in my business.

1420
01:21:51,846 --> 01:21:54,014
I needed you out of the picture.

1421
01:21:54,716 --> 01:21:55,949
I guess I'm flattered.

1422
01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:57,786
Inspector Monroe
came to see me today.

1423
01:21:57,918 --> 01:22:00,954
That's when I decided
I had to leave the country
with the paintings

1424
01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:03,290
and tie up the loose ends.

1425
01:22:04,057 --> 01:22:05,225
How did you know
about my Lakers hat?

1426
01:22:05,359 --> 01:22:08,630
Mmm. Murderers get to keep
some secrets.

1427
01:22:09,930 --> 01:22:13,400
Now, put on the handcuffs.

1428
01:22:13,535 --> 01:22:16,905
You weren't planning
to take us out to sea
and tie us up together

1429
01:22:17,037 --> 01:22:18,372
and push us overboard, were you?

1430
01:22:18,506 --> 01:22:20,107
I was already prepared
to commit one murder tonight.

1431
01:22:20,240 --> 01:22:21,975
What makes you think
I won't commit two?

1432
01:22:22,577 --> 01:22:23,611
Oops.

1433
01:22:23,745 --> 01:22:25,312
Ronald, stop this bullshit!

1434
01:22:25,446 --> 01:22:27,147
Yeah!

1435
01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:29,316
Shh, shh, shh.
You raise your voice again,

1436
01:22:29,450 --> 01:22:31,051
I'll just put on
some very loud music.

1437
01:22:31,185 --> 01:22:34,154
Can I pick it, please?
'Cause the EDM...
Just anything else.

1438
01:22:34,288 --> 01:22:36,256
- Dixieland, jazz...
- ...bluegrass.

1439
01:22:36,390 --> 01:22:37,759
Put on the handcuffs, asshole.

1440
01:22:37,892 --> 01:22:39,059
You're sick!

1441
01:22:39,193 --> 01:22:40,662
He hasn't had a cold
in over 20 years.

1442
01:22:40,795 --> 01:22:42,429
- I should shoot you now.
- Ronnie!

1443
01:22:42,564 --> 01:22:43,932
-Help!
-Help! He's got a gun!

1444
01:22:45,533 --> 01:22:48,268
Ronnie!
What the hell are you doing
down there?

1445
01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:50,204
Ah!

1446
01:22:55,042 --> 01:22:57,010
Oh, no!

1447
01:23:17,464 --> 01:23:18,198
Hi, Fletch.

1448
01:23:19,634 --> 01:23:20,668
Uh, hi.

1449
01:23:23,505 --> 01:23:28,510
Uh, so, the Scotch
should be a fine single malt.

1450
01:23:28,643 --> 01:23:31,546
Again, it's a hospital,
but we'll see what we can do.

1451
01:23:31,679 --> 01:23:33,213
What about beer?

1452
01:23:34,081 --> 01:23:36,016
Edibles make me gassy.

1453
01:23:37,050 --> 01:23:38,118
Horan's boat is
that big green...

1454
01:23:38,252 --> 01:23:40,120
Turned into a pretty nice night.

1455
01:23:41,388 --> 01:23:42,657
From a weather standpoint.

1456
01:23:44,358 --> 01:23:46,026
Sorry. No paintings.

1457
01:23:46,159 --> 01:23:48,061
What? No, no, no. That can't be.

1458
01:23:48,195 --> 01:23:49,531
We checked everywhere.

1459
01:23:49,664 --> 01:23:51,331
We cut open the mattresses,
ripped out the paneling.

1460
01:23:51,465 --> 01:23:53,066
There are no paintings
on that boat.

1461
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:54,368
That is impossible.

1462
01:23:54,502 --> 01:23:56,504
Wait.
Uh, how did you find me here?

1463
01:23:56,638 --> 01:23:59,306
Well, when there was
the incident here last night,

1464
01:23:59,439 --> 01:24:01,441
I put together
that Horan owned the boat

1465
01:24:01,576 --> 01:24:04,812
and that we found you
parked in front of his gallery.

1466
01:24:04,946 --> 01:24:06,848
Well, I put that together.

1467
01:24:06,981 --> 01:24:08,683
Well, yes, I--
I know that, Griz,

1468
01:24:08,816 --> 01:24:12,987
but when I say I, I mean--
Griz-- Griz put that together.

1469
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:14,722
So I went to see Horan

1470
01:24:14,856 --> 01:24:17,057
and there was something
about him that just
made me suspicious.

1471
01:24:17,190 --> 01:24:20,628
So we did some digging
and found out
that he was heavily in debt

1472
01:24:20,762 --> 01:24:23,965
and being investigated
for a false insurance claim.

1473
01:24:24,097 --> 01:24:25,733
- Mmm.
- Mm-hmm. I also found that.

1474
01:24:25,867 --> 01:24:28,503
Griz put that together.
Just saying.

1475
01:24:28,636 --> 01:24:30,370
And that's when it hit me.

1476
01:24:31,906 --> 01:24:33,007
Us.
Us.

1477
01:24:33,140 --> 01:24:35,442
Horan killed Laurel Goodwin.

1478
01:24:36,209 --> 01:24:37,545
Went to go arrest him.
He wasn't there.

1479
01:24:37,679 --> 01:24:40,213
And we had a hunch
that he might be here.

1480
01:24:41,281 --> 01:24:42,817
How did you connect him
to Laurel's murder?

1481
01:24:42,951 --> 01:24:45,252
- He's always sanitizing his hands.
-  Mmm.

1482
01:24:45,385 --> 01:24:50,024
He had the cups
for the ink pens,
clean and dirty.

1483
01:24:50,157 --> 01:24:51,593
Germophobe.
Germophobe.

1484
01:24:51,726 --> 01:24:53,728
So take a look at this
right here.
Look at this video.

1485
01:24:53,861 --> 01:24:55,095
Look at the very end.

1486
01:25:01,168 --> 01:25:03,905
-Oh, look there.
-Uh, what? I don't s--

1487
01:25:04,038 --> 01:25:06,874
He jerks his hand back
because she touches
his bare skin.

1488
01:25:08,009 --> 01:25:09,109
Germaphobe.
Germaphobe.

1489
01:25:09,242 --> 01:25:11,546
But that man has black hair.

1490
01:25:11,679 --> 01:25:13,581
Found this cheap black hair dye.

1491
01:25:13,715 --> 01:25:17,184
So, how did he know
who I really was?
That I wear a Lakers hat?

1492
01:25:17,317 --> 01:25:21,154
Do you remember a picture of you
from an article
from <i>La Republica?</i>

1493
01:25:22,155 --> 01:25:23,390
Sure.

1494
01:25:25,093 --> 01:25:26,694
Oh...

1495
01:25:27,595 --> 01:25:29,129
-I was wearing my lucky hat.
-Mm-hmm.

1496
01:25:29,262 --> 01:25:31,966
And I Zoomed with Horan.
Wow, I am an idiot.

1497
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:34,167
Thank you.
Yup. Finally, a consensus.

1498
01:25:34,301 --> 01:25:36,938
Okay, but why Laurel Goodwin?
Why her?

1499
01:25:37,071 --> 01:25:40,108
Laurel Goodwin was auditing
Horan's class at Harvard.

1500
01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:44,679
Horan had installed some art
in Tasserly's townhouse.
So, he had a key.

1501
01:25:44,812 --> 01:25:47,381
He feigned interest
in Miss Goodwin's career
to lure her there.

1502
01:25:47,515 --> 01:25:49,684
She was just
a convenient victim.

1503
01:25:49,817 --> 01:25:52,654
He wanted to frame Fletch.
Oh, God. Poor woman.

1504
01:25:53,353 --> 01:25:54,722
That bastard!

1505
01:25:57,290 --> 01:25:59,527
He was going to kill me, too.

1506
01:26:03,031 --> 01:26:05,432
I'm gonna head back
to the station.
Yup.

1507
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:11,371
Well, let me just say
I'm glad that we finally
solved this case.

1508
01:26:13,975 --> 01:26:15,710
Together.

1509
01:26:16,176 --> 01:26:17,845
- We?
- We.

1510
01:26:18,345 --> 01:26:19,647
We three.

1511
01:26:20,615 --> 01:26:21,516
No.

1512
01:26:21,649 --> 01:26:25,352
- Mmm.
- We solved the case.

1513
01:26:25,485 --> 01:26:27,421
- Well, we.
- No, no, no, no.

1514
01:26:27,555 --> 01:26:29,691
You came barefoot into my office

1515
01:26:29,824 --> 01:26:32,994
and woke up my child
with a list of suspects
that Horan wasn't even on!

1516
01:26:33,127 --> 01:26:35,596
-I don't know about that.
-You got your ass kicked
on the boat

1517
01:26:35,730 --> 01:26:38,331
and almost got shot in the face.
That's what you did.

1518
01:26:39,366 --> 01:26:41,334
I'm gonna go to the car.

1519
01:26:41,969 --> 01:26:43,504
I'm gonna miss us.

1520
01:26:43,638 --> 01:26:46,107
But you know,
only you could have snuck in
a place like this

1521
01:26:46,239 --> 01:26:47,942
and been able to just blend in.

1522
01:26:48,743 --> 01:26:50,845
They'd never let me in
a place like this.

1523
01:26:51,344 --> 01:26:52,279
And I'm an inspector.

1524
01:26:52,412 --> 01:26:54,414
Yeah, I know.

1525
01:26:55,183 --> 01:26:56,416
'Cause you're Jewish.

1526
01:26:57,085 --> 01:26:58,318
It's not right.

1527
01:26:59,721 --> 01:27:00,755
<i>L'chaim.</i>

1528
01:27:03,558 --> 01:27:05,626
Okay, Andy, why didn't you just
come clean with me?

1529
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:09,429
This all would have gone
so much easier had I known
the whole story.

1530
01:27:10,698 --> 01:27:13,000
I couldn't trust you
with all the information.

1531
01:27:13,134 --> 01:27:14,068
Why?

1532
01:27:14,202 --> 01:27:16,336
Because, like you said...

1533
01:27:17,437 --> 01:27:18,606
you're an idiot.

1534
01:27:18,740 --> 01:27:20,340
So you were just using me
this whole time?

1535
01:27:20,474 --> 01:27:21,776
No, Fletch.

1536
01:27:21,909 --> 01:27:25,445
It's just that I fall in love
with idiots.

1537
01:27:25,580 --> 01:27:28,683
I may be an idiot,
but I saved your life.

1538
01:27:29,217 --> 01:27:30,551
You didn't.

1539
01:27:30,685 --> 01:27:33,121
That girl,
she saved both of our lives.

1540
01:27:33,253 --> 01:27:34,789
Well--
What was her name?

1541
01:27:35,957 --> 01:27:36,991
Grizzly.

1542
01:27:37,125 --> 01:27:39,894
Actually, you know what?
I never did get her...

1543
01:27:40,027 --> 01:27:41,229
Hold on one second.

1544
01:27:44,565 --> 01:27:46,601
Oh, this is fun song.

1545
01:27:47,101 --> 01:27:48,569
Griz, one last thing.

1546
01:27:48,703 --> 01:27:51,839
I never got your real name.
I-- I gotta know.

1547
01:27:52,974 --> 01:27:55,710
It's Griselda.
And I'm not ashamed
of my name, Fletch.

1548
01:27:55,843 --> 01:27:57,612
You shouldn't be ashamed
of yours either.

1549
01:27:57,745 --> 01:27:58,980
Thanks.

1550
01:27:59,113 --> 01:28:00,715
There's a lot of other things
you could be ashamed of.

1551
01:28:00,848 --> 01:28:03,117
Like your arrogance,
your white privilege, your feet.

1552
01:28:03,251 --> 01:28:07,054
Okay, well, um, thank you
for saving my ass, Griselda.

1553
01:28:07,188 --> 01:28:08,455
-Mmm.
-And if I could just say--

1554
01:28:08,589 --> 01:28:10,323
Hands off the car, Fletch.

1555
01:28:27,241 --> 01:28:28,643
<i>The fuck do you want?</i>

1556
01:28:28,776 --> 01:28:29,677
Hi, Frank.

1557
01:28:29,811 --> 01:28:31,779
You still want that exclusive?

1558
01:28:56,871 --> 01:28:58,405
Menti, how are you, my friend?

1559
01:28:58,539 --> 01:29:00,041
<i>Buongiorno,</i> Fletch.

1560
01:29:01,441 --> 01:29:02,577
How were the Canary Islands?

1561
01:29:02,710 --> 01:29:05,847
Ah. You arranged everything
splendidly.

1562
01:29:05,980 --> 01:29:07,414
Hmm.

1563
01:29:07,548 --> 01:29:11,519
Well, it turns out...
...the Countess
actually loves you.

1564
01:29:11,652 --> 01:29:13,453
She was even able
to forgive Angela.

1565
01:29:13,588 --> 01:29:15,890
-She's a remarkable woman.
-That she is.

1566
01:29:16,023 --> 01:29:19,060
And in Angela's defense,
she didn't know
about the murder.

1567
01:29:19,193 --> 01:29:22,362
I think she stole the paintings
so the Countess
couldn't have them.

1568
01:29:22,495 --> 01:29:24,364
I think she resents
sharing your love.

1569
01:29:24,497 --> 01:29:26,033
Where are the ladies now?

1570
01:29:26,167 --> 01:29:27,602
They are spending your money.

1571
01:29:27,735 --> 01:29:29,871
Ha!

1572
01:29:30,004 --> 01:29:33,841
So I have your paintings
in a van in a garage
very near here.

1573
01:29:33,975 --> 01:29:36,944
I had a thought.
Why don't you keep them?

1574
01:29:38,212 --> 01:29:39,580
You can't be serious.

1575
01:29:39,714 --> 01:29:42,449
It is better for my family
if the paintings stay away.

1576
01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:44,552
Are you absolutely sure
about that?

1577
01:29:44,685 --> 01:29:49,790
The paintings are worth
roughly... a shitload.

1578
01:29:50,791 --> 01:29:53,361
They were stolen by the <i>fascisti</i>
in the first place.

1579
01:29:53,493 --> 01:29:55,830
They always made me feel guilty.

1580
01:29:56,697 --> 01:29:59,767
<i>-Grazie.</i>
<i>-Grazie</i> right back to you.

1581
01:30:00,534 --> 01:30:02,303
Angela is my daughter.

1582
01:30:02,435 --> 01:30:04,572
I can forgive her.
Can you?

1583
01:30:04,705 --> 01:30:08,910
Well, I would have,
but she, uh, dumped me.

1584
01:30:09,777 --> 01:30:12,113
She dumped you.

1585
01:30:12,246 --> 01:30:14,382
Maybe someday
I will understand...

1586
01:30:14,515 --> 01:30:16,117
...the sex from behind.

1587
01:30:16,250 --> 01:30:17,852
<i>Che cosa?</i>

1588
01:30:18,953 --> 01:30:21,355
My Italian is very good.

1589
01:30:21,488 --> 01:30:22,523
Ah.

1590
01:30:26,193 --> 01:30:27,962
<i>-Mio dio!</i>
-Papa?

1591
01:30:28,095 --> 01:30:29,363
<i>Sei un visione?</i>

1592
01:30:29,496 --> 01:30:31,098
I'm not a ghost, my darling.

1593
01:30:31,232 --> 01:30:32,400
Papa!
Ang.

1594
01:30:34,068 --> 01:30:35,468
I'm fine. I am fine.

1595
01:30:35,603 --> 01:30:37,371
I-- I have a confession
for you both.

1596
01:30:38,940 --> 01:30:40,574
We make believe my kidnapping,

1597
01:30:40,708 --> 01:30:41,943
- so that we--
- Why you do that?

1598
01:30:42,076 --> 01:30:44,011
To discover
who take the paintings.

1599
01:30:44,145 --> 01:30:46,180
- Oh.
-  -We decide it's best to...

1600
01:30:52,687 --> 01:30:54,989
Slo Mo Monroe.

1601
01:30:57,525 --> 01:30:58,693
Don't you have any other cases?

1602
01:30:58,826 --> 01:31:01,395
-No, I solved them all.
-Yeah? Mazel.

1603
01:31:01,562 --> 01:31:02,863
Oh, I got something
for your son.

1604
01:31:02,997 --> 01:31:04,699
I was gonna send it
to your office.

1605
01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:06,968
Huh.

1606
01:31:10,137 --> 01:31:12,840
I mean, is that adorable?

1607
01:31:13,473 --> 01:31:15,142
My wife will love it.

1608
01:31:15,276 --> 01:31:16,377
Did you find the paintings yet?

1609
01:31:16,510 --> 01:31:18,145
No, but city and highway cops

1610
01:31:18,279 --> 01:31:21,949
are on the lookout
for a '98 turquoise
Ford Econoline van.

1611
01:31:22,583 --> 01:31:24,852
Plates Victor-Gary-2-7-0-Sam.

1612
01:31:24,986 --> 01:31:27,555
Apparently registered
to an I. M. Fletcher.

1613
01:31:27,688 --> 01:31:30,024
I gave that van away, so...

1614
01:31:30,157 --> 01:31:31,826
So you're telling me
if we stop that van,

1615
01:31:31,959 --> 01:31:33,828
we're not gonna find
the Count's stolen paintings?

1616
01:31:33,961 --> 01:31:35,796
You are one relentless guy,
Morris.

1617
01:31:35,930 --> 01:31:37,298
You would have made
a good reporter.

1618
01:31:37,431 --> 01:31:40,267
Mm-mmm, no.
I don't know
who people hate more.

1619
01:31:40,401 --> 01:31:42,737
Cops or reporters.

1620
01:31:44,171 --> 01:31:45,106
It's cops.

1621
01:31:47,241 --> 01:31:48,676
Bye.

1622
01:31:48,809 --> 01:31:50,578
<i>Enterprise Exotic Car Rental.</i>

1623
01:31:50,711 --> 01:31:53,247
<i>Hi. Yeah.</i>
<i>Listen, uh, I had</i>
<i>a family emergency come up</i>

1624
01:31:53,381 --> 01:31:55,282
<i>and I can't return the car</i>
<i>in person.</i>

1625
01:31:55,416 --> 01:31:58,319
<i>So I parked it in an alleyway</i>
<i>right off of Utica there</i>

1626
01:31:58,452 --> 01:32:00,821
and, uh, you wouldn't
believe it, somebody stole
the license plates.

1627
01:32:00,955 --> 01:32:02,023
<i>Oh, my goodness.</i>

1628
01:32:02,156 --> 01:32:04,225
So someone can just
pick that up.

1629
01:32:04,358 --> 01:32:06,293
<i>Well, sir,</i>
<i>you're gonna have to file</i>
<i>a police report.</i>

1630
01:32:06,427 --> 01:32:09,263
Yeah. I'm sorry.
You're breaking--
You're breaking up there.

1631
01:32:28,649 --> 01:32:31,886
Menti.

1632
01:32:32,019 --> 01:32:34,422
-Countess de Grassi.
<i>-Si?</i>

1633
01:32:34,555 --> 01:32:37,158
This came for you.

1634
01:32:37,526 --> 01:32:39,226
Only one?

1635
01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:43,964
Fletch.
You're a piece of shit.

1636
01:32:48,135 --> 01:32:50,671
I-- I think that's, uh, Munch.

1637
01:32:52,573 --> 01:32:54,141
No way this shit's real.

1638
01:33:14,495 --> 01:33:16,297
That's gorgeous, Mignon.

1639
01:33:35,382 --> 01:33:37,818
<i>As a boy,</i>
<i>Edgar Arthur Tharpe Jr.</i>

1640
01:33:37,952 --> 01:33:42,056
<i>covered his walls with pictures</i>
<i>he'd torn out of books</i>
<i>and magazines</i>

1641
01:33:42,189 --> 01:33:44,458
<i>of cowboys, Indians, buffalo...</i>

1642
01:33:50,965 --> 01:33:52,867
- Hi, Frank.
-  -<i>Why the fuck</i> <i>did you send me</i>

1643
01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:54,569
<i>that ugly fucking painting?</i>

1644
01:33:54,702 --> 01:33:55,736
<i>I just threw it in the trash.</i>

1645
01:33:55,870 --> 01:33:57,238
You're welcome.

1646
01:33:57,371 --> 01:33:58,706
- <i>Where are you now?</i>
- None of your business.

1647
01:33:58,839 --> 01:34:00,241
<i>I need you for a story.</i>

1648
01:34:00,374 --> 01:34:02,577
There's a shit show going on
over at March News Corp.

1649
01:34:02,710 --> 01:34:04,678
Old man March
is retiring abruptly

1650
01:34:04,812 --> 01:34:06,380
and he's putting
his idiot son in charge.

1651
01:34:06,515 --> 01:34:08,682
<i>I need you to go to Chicago</i>
<i>as soon as poss--</i>

1652
01:34:08,816 --> 01:34:10,251
Let me just stop you
right there, Frank.

1653
01:34:10,384 --> 01:34:12,953
I am still officially retired
from investigative reporting

1654
01:34:13,087 --> 01:34:15,156
and there's no amount of money
that could change my mind.

1655
01:34:15,289 --> 01:34:17,992
Well, that's perfect,
because this pays
roughly no amount of money.

1656
01:34:18,125 --> 01:34:20,562
Come on, Fletch.
Aren't you bored?

1657
01:34:20,694 --> 01:34:22,396
Not yet. Bye-bye.

1658
01:34:22,531 --> 01:34:24,064
<i>Wait, wait, wait.</i>
<i>Don't hang up.</i>

1659
01:34:24,198 --> 01:34:25,933
Oh, and that
ugly fucking painting,

1660
01:34:26,066 --> 01:34:27,902
have it appraised
before you throw it away.

1661
01:34:28,035 --> 01:34:29,069
<i>What? What?</i>

1662
01:34:29,203 --> 01:34:30,639
<i>- Tay!</i>
<i>- What?</i>

1663
01:34:30,771 --> 01:34:32,406
<i>Where's the trash? Give me--</i>

1664
01:38:27,040 --> 01:38:28,375
<i>Five stars.</i>