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<i>And so it began</i>

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<i>thirty-thousand years ago</i>

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<i>a man discovered</i>

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<i>his best friend.</i>

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Oh!

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<i>Dogs were man's best friend</i>

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<i>and only animal companion</i>

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<i>for the next 15,000 years.</i>

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<i>And then..</i>

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<i>Cats are in the house, y'all!</i>

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<i>Whoo! Whoo!</i>

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<i>For the next 15,000 years</i>

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<i>cats and dogs
fought each other.</i>

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<i>Hissing and barking
and breaking things</i>

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<i>along the way.</i>

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<i>With the emergence
of technology</i>

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<i>harmless skirmishes
grew into diabolical plots</i>

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<i>as cats and dogs tried
to eliminate each other</i>

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<i>as human companions.</i>

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<i>Eventually, humans grew tired.</i>

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<i>So, dogs and cats
had to do something</i>

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<i>if they wanted
to stay the number one</i>

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<i>and number two animals
in the human household.</i>

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<i>Actually, fish are number one.</i>

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<i>Fish don't count.</i>

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<i>Anyway, cat and dog leaders</i>

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<i>worked together
to stop these plots</i>

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<i>and formed
an organization called</i>

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<i>The Furry Animals
Rivalry Termination.</i>

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<i>Or FART!</i>

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<i>Nah, that's not really a thing.</i>

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<i>It's totally a thing!</i>

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<i>The purpose of
the Furry Animals Riv...</i>

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<i>FART!</i>

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<i>...was to monitor</i>

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<i>potential plots,
feline or canine</i>

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<i>and stop them
before they interfered</i>

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<i>with the human world.</i>

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<i>The good news is..</i>

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<i>...we opened up wide</i>

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<i>and let loose FART,
the most silent</i>

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<i>and deadly organization
of all time.</i>

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<i>We were able to stop those
plots and many others.</i>

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<i>The last decade has
been the most peaceful one</i>

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<i>between the two species
in centuries.</i>

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<i>Huh! I wouldn't say centuries!</i>

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<i>Well, you would be wrong.</i>

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<i>Ah! Home sweet home.</i>

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<i>That's me, Roger!</i>

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<i>As in Roger Federer.</i>

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<i>The best tennis player
of all time.</i>

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<i>That's Max, my human.</i>

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<i>He used to practice outdoors
on court.</i>

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<i>I would fetch tennis balls
for him</i>

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<i>but now, well..</i>

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<i>...he does... that!</i>

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<i>Hey, that's me, Gwen.</i>

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<i>You know, as in Stefani.</i>

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<i>And let me introduce you
to my fabulous person</i>

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<i>the one, the onlyZoey!</i>

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<i>Mm,
she's under there somewhere.</i>

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Argh! Driving me..

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..crazy!

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<i>Yeah,
she's not really a morning person.</i>

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'Argh!'

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- Morning, honey.
- Morning, mom.

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You sleep well?

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- Yeah, I guess.
- Hmm.

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This will put
some pep in your step.

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Kale juice, spinach juice,
celery juice.

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Yeah.

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- Good? Drink up.
- Mm.

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- So close, honey.
- Ugh!

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State championships
are just around the corner.

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I think we can
win it all this year.

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Mm, mm. Yeah, for-for sure.

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<i>And they think drinking
out of a toilet is gross.</i>

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Listen,
I got an alert this morning

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about your workout.

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Noticed your footwork
was a little slow today.

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I get an alert when you miss
your target numbers.

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What else do you get updates on?

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Your heart rate, how much time
you spend in the bathroom

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your heart rate when
you spend time in the bathroom.

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- Boundaries, mom!
- Just saying.

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In case you want some more?
I know you like it.

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Hmm.

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Morning, Zoe-Zoe.

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Good morning.

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Um, let me, make you breakfast.

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It's okay. I got it.
I'll heat up burritos.

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<i>You're probably
thinking, "Gwen, you're nothing</i>

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<i>but a pampered,
sheltered, housecat."</i>

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<i>And maybe you're right.</i>

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No way!

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You can heat those up?

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No wonder mine
are always so crunchy.

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<i>But one day,
we're gonna go outside</i>

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<i>and have great
adventures together.</i>

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<i>Don't worry. I'll protect her.</i>

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<i>I'm like a Ninja!</i>

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<i>Ha! I'm okay!</i>

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How was the gig last night?

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Uh... fell through.

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But I stayed in the coffee shop

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and a new song came to me

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like a gift from above.

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That's great, dad.
Let's hear it.

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Yeah, yeah, it's like, uh..

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♪ Da da da da pa ra ra ♪

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♪ Run run run ♪

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♪ Gotta get away ♪

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♪ Run run run ♪

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♪ Show 'em something something ♪

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♪ Run run run ♪♪

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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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See, the thing is,
I wrote the lyrics

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down on a napkin
and then I forgot

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and then I blew my nose

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and then I put it in my pocket

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and then it was just a mushy

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snotty, gooey.

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- Nothing.
- Okay.

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- It'll come back to you.
- Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Don't forget, dad.

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A million people
bought your first album.

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Twenty years ago.

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Eddie Vedder says you're
the grungiest guy in grunge.

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Eddie Vedder.

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Ah! Hot.

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You got asbestos fingers?

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Hot, hot, hot.
How do you do that?

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Ah!

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Mm!

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Now it tastes so much better.

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Dad, don't give up.

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Promise?

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I promise.

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Bye, Gwen. Have a good day.

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- Bye. Love you.
- Bye! Love you.

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♪ Hey now we'll walk
through a fire ♪

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♪ Just to bring you the ring ♪

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♪ Obstacles are only rocks
for the calm ♪

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♪ It's a race
against the clock ♪

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♪ And you've got
the perfect timing ♪

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♪ Bring the thunder so we all
be castin' lightning ♪

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♪ The only thing that cuts
diamond is diamond ♪

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Wait! Hold up there!

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♪ And I've been waiting
all my life ♪

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♪ Just for this one night ♪

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Thanks.

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I'm sorry.
Did you say something?

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Whatever, dude. You do you.

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♪ I got the heart
of a champion ♪

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♪ And I will ♪♪

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<i>As you may have guessed</i>

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<i>we are not your average pets.</i>

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We are two of the baddest,
most kick-butt

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FART agents you've ever seen.

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Actually, we're just

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risk assessment analysts.

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Please say the password.

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- Beethoven.
- Incorrect.

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- Uh, Rin Tin Tin.
- Wrong.

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- Air Bud.
- Not even close.

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- Snoopy?
- Negative.

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- Old Yeller?
- Incorrect.

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Scooby Doo?

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Uh, Garfield.

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You got it, sister!

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Seriously?

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I put in a request.

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Hey, how was the
night shift, old Ed?

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Well, back's a little stiff.

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I've been meaning to order
one of those standing desks.

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I meant with the monitoring.

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Well, mostly,
I've been just been watching

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these bubbles
float across the screen.

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Hey, Ed, that's screensaver.

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Oh, you and your fancy
high-tech gadget.

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In my day,
we had to trust our instincts

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'and communicate, and we were
out there on the streets!'

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Oh! I wish they'd
sent us out in the field.

186
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I'm dying to see some action.

187
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We're just monitors.

188
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Yeah! And how boring is that?

189
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It's like I always say..

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...boring is good.

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Not.

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Ah! Roast beef.

193
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Ugh, I'm not gonna even ask.

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Catch you kids
on the flippity flop.

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Monitors 44871 and 44872

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logging in for Zone-867.

197
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The F.A.R.T. system's
functioning flawlessly

198
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and the worldwide threat level
remains at low.

199
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Copy that, chief. Great news.

200
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Yeah. If you like
rotting away at a desk.

201
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Uploading your links now.

202
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Carry on, monitors.

203
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HQ out.

204
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Really?

205
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'What is it
with dogs and trees?'

206
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Very complex.

207
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Your kind would never grasp it.

208
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Ah! Yes, yes,
you're absolutely right.

209
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How could we possibly understand

210
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such a sophisticated ritual?

211
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Hold the phone. Got a canine
near the animal hospital.

212
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Oh, I bet
he's planning something.

213
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- Just a stray.
- 'Looks suspicious to me.'

214
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Could be a serious plot
against feline patients.

215
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Ah! Not the diaper,
not the diaper!

216
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'And... the diaper.'

217
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Ugh! Oh!

218
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Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
Let me guess.

219
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Too complex
for my kind to grasp?

220
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Nope. That's just disgusting.

221
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Nothing exciting
ever happens anymore.

222
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You guys have all the fun.

223
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Take it from someone who knows

224
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there was nothing fun

225
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about those major plots
back in the day.

226
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Lot of good agents,
both dog and cat

227
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got injured, or worse.

228
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Oh, wait. You saw some action?

229
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Enough to know
it wasn't for me.

230
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At least you were out there.

231
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Hey! You ever
gave anyone the old..

232
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What the feline is that?

233
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- Initiate reboot protocol.
- Initiating.

234
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Probably a power failure.

235
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'In case you're wondering'

236
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'this is not a power failure.'

237
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'But <i>failure'</i>

238
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'is the perfect word
to describe'

239
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'what's just happened'

240
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'to your labyrinth
monitoring system.'

241
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'I've shut out
all communications'

242
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'from your headquarters
to every other station'

243
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'in your network.'

244
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'Just try and control
your FART now!'

245
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Well, dude, that was a thing.

246
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What's goin' on?
Who's doing this?

247
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'I am the
most nefarious villain'

248
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'the world has ever seen!'

249
00:12:11,740 --> 00:12:12,774
Is that it? Is he done?

250
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This is not good!

251
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Honestly, I thought
the laugh was kind of weak.

252
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I'm thinking needy
with self-esteem issues.

253
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:21,316
Probably a chihuahua or smaller.

254
00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:22,818
'I'm still here!'

255
00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:24,954
'I accidentally hit
the mute button.'

256
00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:27,689
'Just know that
as you sit there helplessly'

257
00:12:27,756 --> 00:12:30,626
'in your secret bunkers
all over the planet'

258
00:12:30,692 --> 00:12:33,462
'my brilliant plan
is already sending'

259
00:12:33,528 --> 00:12:36,765
'the world of dogs and cats
into chaos!'

260
00:12:36,832 --> 00:12:38,600
Chaos? What kind of chaos?

261
00:12:42,838 --> 00:12:44,606
'This is madness.
You don't get away with it.'

262
00:12:44,673 --> 00:12:46,876
'I already have.'

263
00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:52,614
We gotta do something.

264
00:12:52,681 --> 00:12:54,583
You canines
designed this system.

265
00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:56,986
Tell me you butt-sniffers
have a backup plan.

266
00:12:57,053 --> 00:12:58,553
Uh..

267
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,288
Oh, dear God. We're doomed.

268
00:13:05,761 --> 00:13:07,030
That's it, honey.

269
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,830
'Let's go, Max.'

270
00:13:08,898 --> 00:13:10,066
That's it, kiddo.

271
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,968
'Follow through.'

272
00:13:12,035 --> 00:13:13,468
Force him to use your back hand.

273
00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:15,470
Forehand, Max, forehand.

274
00:13:19,142 --> 00:13:21,010
Nice swing.

275
00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:23,679
Power shot, power shot!

276
00:13:23,745 --> 00:13:26,581
All eyes will be on the State
Tennis Tournament next week

277
00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:28,817
as the boys gun
for the championship.

278
00:13:28,885 --> 00:13:30,887
Led by local phenom

279
00:13:30,953 --> 00:13:32,989
Max Harper.

280
00:13:33,056 --> 00:13:36,059
'Max will try to complete
an undefeated regular season'

281
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,492
against Central High tomorrow

282
00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:40,629
as a tune-up before
the State championships.

283
00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,066
Follow through!
Pull over your shoulder.

284
00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:44,800
Susan!

285
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,802
You know how I feel about you
coaching during practice.

286
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,371
- I'm the coach.
- I've got the hat.

287
00:13:49,438 --> 00:13:51,473
You ordered that hat
off the internet.

288
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,375
I'm gonna have to ask
for the whistle too.

289
00:13:55,477 --> 00:13:57,779
But, ya-uh, I'm keeping the hat.

290
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:12,995
Hey, honey.

291
00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:21,570
The biggest problem with FART,
besides the obvious

292
00:14:21,636 --> 00:14:23,305
is that it was designed by dogs!

293
00:14:23,371 --> 00:14:25,141
We never would have needed FART

294
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:27,409
if you cats
weren't always plotting

295
00:14:27,476 --> 00:14:29,411
and scheming
and trying to disrupt

296
00:14:29,478 --> 00:14:30,712
nature's intentions.

297
00:14:30,779 --> 00:14:32,215
Nature's intentions?

298
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,582
Three words, hair ball.

299
00:14:33,648 --> 00:14:36,651
"Man's best friend." Period.

300
00:14:36,718 --> 00:14:38,921
That's four words. Catnap!

301
00:14:44,626 --> 00:14:46,428
Whoa! Where were we?

302
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:03,012
Whoa! What is it?

303
00:15:17,592 --> 00:15:20,062
What are you doing?
That thing may be about to blow.

304
00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:22,965
Why did you do that for?

305
00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:24,833
- Sorry. Couldn't help myself.
- 'Hello.'

306
00:15:24,901 --> 00:15:26,334
- 'Hello? Pick up the phone.'
- Hey, wait.

307
00:15:26,401 --> 00:15:28,837
- 'Is anyone there?'
- I think it's talking.

308
00:15:28,905 --> 00:15:31,107
'Answer this
phone, you nincompoops!'

309
00:15:31,174 --> 00:15:33,341
- That sounds like the chief.
- 'It is the chief!'

310
00:15:33,408 --> 00:15:35,410
Whoa! How about that?
It's a phone!

311
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,512
'High tech, no buttons.'

312
00:15:37,579 --> 00:15:38,881
'We've been hacked!'

313
00:15:38,948 --> 00:15:41,583
'Someone has shut down
our online systems.'

314
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,419
'This old landline is the
only way we can communicate.'

315
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,720
Who do you think is responsible?

316
00:15:45,787 --> 00:15:47,455
'We have no idea.'

317
00:15:47,522 --> 00:15:48,757
'But a crime like this has'

318
00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:50,625
'Mr. Tinkles and Kitty Galore'

319
00:15:50,692 --> 00:15:52,261
'written all over it.'

320
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:53,963
Knew it. Always the cats.

321
00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:56,032
Watch who you're accusing,
mister!

322
00:15:56,098 --> 00:15:57,365
Or what?

323
00:15:57,432 --> 00:15:58,667
'Stop it, you two!'

324
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:00,169
'It appears
they have done something'

325
00:16:00,236 --> 00:16:01,703
'that increases the hatred'

326
00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:04,307
'between cats
and dogs everywhere.'

327
00:16:04,372 --> 00:16:06,575
'It's clearly affecting
both of you already.'

328
00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:08,211
Not me. He started it!

329
00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:09,744
- Did not.
- Did too!

330
00:16:09,811 --> 00:16:13,082
'Enough!
Hit the big red button!'

331
00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:27,196
'Open it and eat one now!'

332
00:16:27,263 --> 00:16:28,430
'Each of you.'

333
00:16:28,496 --> 00:16:30,099
'They've been
specially modified'

334
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,700
'with lavender, valerian root'

335
00:16:31,766 --> 00:16:33,302
'and passion flower.'

336
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,104
Hmm. What do they do?

337
00:16:35,171 --> 00:16:37,472
'They're still
in their beta phase.'

338
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:38,941
'But if they work properly'

339
00:16:39,008 --> 00:16:41,344
'you should notice
your disdain for one another'

340
00:16:41,409 --> 00:16:42,577
'begin to wear off.'

341
00:16:42,644 --> 00:16:46,115
So, you want us
to be your test monkeys?

342
00:16:46,182 --> 00:16:47,482
- After you.
- No.

343
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,018
- After <i>you.</i>
- No, no, no, no.

344
00:16:49,085 --> 00:16:51,519
- Doggies first.
- Oh, no, please.

345
00:16:51,586 --> 00:16:53,655
- After you.
- Rock, paper, scissors for it?

346
00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:56,791
You're on. One, two, three!

347
00:16:56,858 --> 00:16:58,560
- What is that?
- Is that a rock?

348
00:16:58,627 --> 00:17:00,428
'Ah! Just do it!'

349
00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:12,341
I owe you an apology.

350
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,442
Apology accepted.

351
00:17:14,509 --> 00:17:16,778
Ooh! Your coat is so soft.

352
00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:19,581
And your breath smells like
freshly mowed grass.

353
00:17:19,648 --> 00:17:22,684
'We haven't
studied any long term effects yet.'

354
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,487
'But they should keep you guys
from killing each other'

355
00:17:25,553 --> 00:17:27,822
'while you solve this case.'

356
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:30,226
- Did you say <i>we</i> solve the case?
- 'Yes!'

357
00:17:30,293 --> 00:17:32,995
'We may not
know who is behind this plot'

358
00:17:33,062 --> 00:17:34,462
'but we do know where.'

359
00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,165
'Before our computers went down'

360
00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:38,833
'they were able to pinpoint
the origin of the hack!'

361
00:17:38,901 --> 00:17:40,769
'It came from your zone.'

362
00:17:40,835 --> 00:17:42,371
'The perpetrator
we're looking for'

363
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,472
'is within a five block radius'

364
00:17:44,539 --> 00:17:46,508
'of where you're sitting
right now!'

365
00:17:46,574 --> 00:17:47,809
Yes! We're on it, chief.

366
00:17:47,877 --> 00:17:50,079
W-w-wait a second.
We're not field agents.

367
00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:51,613
We're just monitors.

368
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,481
Who are you sending
to take a lead on this?

369
00:17:53,548 --> 00:17:54,917
Who's in charge?

370
00:17:54,984 --> 00:17:57,320
'Bottom line, this starts'

371
00:17:57,386 --> 00:17:59,088
'and ends with you two.'

372
00:17:59,155 --> 00:18:01,390
'You need to put together
a support team'

373
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,824
'from within your building.'

374
00:18:02,892 --> 00:18:05,394
'We cannot trust outsiders.'

375
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,330
From within this building?

376
00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:09,131
But there are only
a few other cats and dogs

377
00:18:09,198 --> 00:18:11,566
that live here and
none of them have any training.

378
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:15,204
'Well,
it's up to you two to get them ready.'

379
00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:16,538
'We don't stop this now'

380
00:18:16,604 --> 00:18:18,707
'it could lead
to an all-out war'

381
00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:20,675
'between cats and dogs.'

382
00:18:20,742 --> 00:18:23,511
'The fate of canines
and felines everywhere'

383
00:18:23,578 --> 00:18:25,547
'is in your paws!'

384
00:18:25,613 --> 00:18:26,748
'HQ out!'

385
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:45,700
I thought we were doing okay.

386
00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,970
Dad, I mean
with your song royalties.

387
00:18:48,037 --> 00:18:50,339
We are okay, Zoey

388
00:18:50,406 --> 00:18:52,008
and we're gonna be okay, just..

389
00:18:52,074 --> 00:18:54,809
...things have been a little
slow lately, that's all.

390
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:56,644
I can help.

391
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:59,115
I can get a job at the mall
or babysit.

392
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:01,984
No, no, no.
This is not your responsibility.

393
00:19:02,051 --> 00:19:04,652
The only thing is..

394
00:19:04,719 --> 00:19:06,588
...we may have to find
a smaller place.

395
00:19:06,654 --> 00:19:08,090
Or a bigger car

396
00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:09,724
with an actual backseat.

397
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,593
You mean, move again?

398
00:19:11,659 --> 00:19:13,429
Well, just to save on rent.

399
00:19:13,496 --> 00:19:15,264
But same neighborhood,
same school.

400
00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:16,831
And pets, right?

401
00:19:16,899 --> 00:19:18,267
I just started looking, Zoey.

402
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:20,002
We'll-we'll do the best we can.

403
00:19:21,569 --> 00:19:22,670
Hey.

404
00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:24,572
We're gonna be fine.

405
00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:26,442
Okay?

406
00:19:26,509 --> 00:19:30,578
Listen,
I gotta go see about a job.

407
00:19:30,645 --> 00:19:32,014
What kind of job?

408
00:19:32,081 --> 00:19:33,615
A-a studio musician?

409
00:19:33,681 --> 00:19:35,017
Live performance?

410
00:19:35,084 --> 00:19:37,652
Um, not exactly.

411
00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:43,492
'There's pasta in the fridge.'

412
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,692
I know. I cooked something.

413
00:19:44,759 --> 00:19:46,529
- Movie at 7:00?
- Movie at 7:00.

414
00:19:46,628 --> 00:19:47,930
Oh, hey, hey, hey!

415
00:19:48,797 --> 00:19:50,565
Don't forget your guitar.

416
00:19:51,901 --> 00:19:53,302
- Love you.
- Love you too. Bye!

417
00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:55,304
Bye!

418
00:19:58,107 --> 00:20:00,242
'That's all the money I've got!'

419
00:20:00,309 --> 00:20:03,345
Solving this caper,
we're gonna need a crew.

420
00:20:03,412 --> 00:20:05,580
Qualified,
dependable specialists.

421
00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:08,451
Oh, a computer expert,
a getaway driver

422
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:09,885
and master of disguise.

423
00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:11,120
What are we, robbing a casino?

424
00:20:11,187 --> 00:20:12,587
This is my first assignment,
okay?

425
00:20:12,654 --> 00:20:14,123
Give me this!

426
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,724
The chief said
we can only use pets

427
00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:18,660
from within this building.

428
00:20:18,726 --> 00:20:21,763
We've got old Ed,
but besides him..

429
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:23,299
...not a lot of options.

430
00:20:23,365 --> 00:20:24,934
<i>There's Clyde in 6D.</i>

431
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,268
<i>He wears a diaper!</i>

432
00:20:26,335 --> 00:20:27,336
He can track someone's scent

433
00:20:27,403 --> 00:20:28,437
from a mile away.

434
00:20:28,504 --> 00:20:29,771
Doggie diaper. Enough said.

435
00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:31,407
Um, well, how about Zelda

436
00:20:31,474 --> 00:20:32,640
<i>on the fourth floor?</i>

437
00:20:32,707 --> 00:20:33,909
<i>Nope, cross her path</i>

438
00:20:33,976 --> 00:20:35,044
<i>seven years, bad luck.</i>

439
00:20:35,111 --> 00:20:37,079
Um, isn't that a broken mirror?

440
00:20:37,146 --> 00:20:39,014
You want to take that chance?

441
00:20:39,081 --> 00:20:41,183
Lexie in the penthouse?

442
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,952
<i>What animal allows a human</i>

443
00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,887
<i>to dress her?
No self-respect.</i>

444
00:20:44,954 --> 00:20:47,622
<i>Anastasia? Leopold? Maximus?</i>

445
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:50,259
Worms, fleas,
explosive diarrhea.

446
00:20:50,326 --> 00:20:51,360
And that's just Anastasia.

447
00:20:52,595 --> 00:20:55,264
Okay, so that just leaves..

448
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:05,807
<i>...Duke.</i>

449
00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:07,309
Looks like we found our muscle.

450
00:21:07,376 --> 00:21:09,844
Scared to death of that guy,
by the way.

451
00:21:09,912 --> 00:21:11,147
Does he even speak?

452
00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:12,615
<i>No one knows.</i>

453
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,350
So, that's our crew?

454
00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:16,851
<i>You, me, old Ed and Duke?</i>

455
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:17,887
That's right.

456
00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:19,321
The greatest team

457
00:21:19,388 --> 00:21:21,457
the world has ever seen.

458
00:21:21,524 --> 00:21:22,525
Catnap!

459
00:21:24,026 --> 00:21:26,896
- Oh, brother.
- Now, let's do this!

460
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:32,301
- 'Thank you.'
- Alright.

461
00:22:17,646 --> 00:22:19,882
Pablo! Pablo!

462
00:22:19,949 --> 00:22:22,551
Pablo! Pablo!

463
00:22:22,618 --> 00:22:24,852
Pablo! Pablo!

464
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,789
Pablo! Pablo!

465
00:22:27,855 --> 00:22:30,626
Yes. Thank you, yes!

466
00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:32,394
Thank you. Yes.

467
00:22:32,461 --> 00:22:35,431
Thirty four cans
will be a new world record.

468
00:22:35,497 --> 00:22:37,865
'Go, Pablo! You can do it!'

469
00:22:37,933 --> 00:22:39,801
Go, Pablo, go!

470
00:22:39,867 --> 00:22:41,170
'You can do it!'

471
00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:44,073
'Ha-ha! Yeah!'

472
00:22:44,139 --> 00:22:45,975
'Take to the skies, boss!'

473
00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:47,775
'Take to the skies!'

474
00:22:49,777 --> 00:22:51,714
Oh! Ow! Ow! Ooh!

475
00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:56,385
Getting closer, boss.

476
00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:00,189
Ah! Oh!

477
00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:01,590
'Ow! Ah!'

478
00:23:02,857 --> 00:23:03,858
So, Zeek..

479
00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:06,695
The head honcho around here

480
00:23:06,794 --> 00:23:09,498
'is a parrot
who can almost fly?'

481
00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,400
'Maybe we should
nominate a fish'

482
00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:13,702
'who can almost swim.'

483
00:23:13,768 --> 00:23:15,671
I'm a cockatoo!

484
00:23:15,738 --> 00:23:18,274
You're new to our organization.

485
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:20,943
Pets with out-of-the-ordinary
pedigree

486
00:23:21,010 --> 00:23:23,078
or, POOP, for short.

487
00:23:23,145 --> 00:23:25,414
So, I'll let you
slide this one time.

488
00:23:25,481 --> 00:23:27,049
'The owner clips my wings'

489
00:23:27,116 --> 00:23:30,319
to keep me from
flying off my perch!

490
00:23:30,386 --> 00:23:31,453
Tell me, wise guy

491
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,156
you planning on going
to a loving family soon?

492
00:23:34,223 --> 00:23:36,325
Maybe a kid to play with?
Great food?

493
00:23:36,392 --> 00:23:39,295
- Reverse osmosis water?
- Aren't we all?

494
00:23:39,361 --> 00:23:41,730
Shirley,
how long you've been here?

495
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,565
Agh! 15 months.

496
00:23:43,632 --> 00:23:45,367
<i>Sacrebleu.</i>

497
00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:46,568
Zeek, how about you?

498
00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:48,870
Six hundred and twelve days.

499
00:23:48,937 --> 00:23:51,206
Me? I've been here six years!

500
00:23:51,273 --> 00:23:54,043
And never once taken home
as a pet.

501
00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:56,745
In fairness, you guys
live up to a hundred years.

502
00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,447
Who wants to make
that kind of commitment?

503
00:23:58,514 --> 00:23:59,782
Listen, ten legs

504
00:23:59,847 --> 00:24:01,050
do you know

505
00:24:01,116 --> 00:24:03,385
how many puppies and kittens

506
00:24:03,452 --> 00:24:04,687
have found homes

507
00:24:04,753 --> 00:24:06,689
during that time?

508
00:24:06,755 --> 00:24:07,923
Millions!

509
00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:09,091
I don't understand.

510
00:24:09,158 --> 00:24:11,226
I thought humans loved all pets.

511
00:24:11,293 --> 00:24:13,929
Not as much as cats and dogs.

512
00:24:13,996 --> 00:24:15,130
Which is why they're all

513
00:24:15,197 --> 00:24:16,831
at the front
of the store, not us.

514
00:24:16,899 --> 00:24:18,534
We're stuck back here
in the aisles

515
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:19,902
of chew-toys

516
00:24:19,968 --> 00:24:21,203
and mice!

517
00:24:22,705 --> 00:24:24,973
You have no idea
what that's like.

518
00:24:25,908 --> 00:24:28,077
Any puppies or kittens?

519
00:24:28,143 --> 00:24:29,844
No, just a bunch of weird stuff.

520
00:24:29,912 --> 00:24:31,714
Funny-looking reptiles

521
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,282
and dopey birds.

522
00:24:33,349 --> 00:24:35,850
'Dopey birds.
Dopey birds.'

523
00:24:35,918 --> 00:24:37,019
'Dopey birds.'

524
00:24:40,823 --> 00:24:42,958
We secondary pets
never stood a chance.

525
00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,227
Especially after they started
their worldwide

526
00:24:45,294 --> 00:24:48,063
peace-keeping organization.

527
00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:51,066
But as I stood on my stoop
year after year..

528
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:53,435
...eyeballing
the store computer

529
00:24:53,502 --> 00:24:55,838
I came up with the idea

530
00:24:55,904 --> 00:24:57,573
<i>of using online piracy</i>

531
00:24:57,639 --> 00:25:00,876
<i>to hack into their
F.A.R.T. system!</i>

532
00:25:00,943 --> 00:25:03,679
Oh! Diabolical!

533
00:25:03,746 --> 00:25:07,216
'And my techno
nerd sidekick Zeek'

534
00:25:07,282 --> 00:25:10,386
<i>developed the frequency
that makes cats and dogs</i>

535
00:25:10,452 --> 00:25:12,354
<i>even more vicious
to each other!</i>

536
00:25:12,421 --> 00:25:16,125
<i>The signal is being sent now
all over the world</i>

537
00:25:16,191 --> 00:25:19,294
<i>via Wi-Fi and cell towers.</i>

538
00:25:19,361 --> 00:25:20,829
'That little phone controls'

539
00:25:20,929 --> 00:25:23,065
'the fate of cats and dogs'

540
00:25:23,132 --> 00:25:24,666
<i>everywhere!</i>

541
00:25:24,733 --> 00:25:27,336
<i>As we speak,
cats and dogs everywhere</i>

542
00:25:27,403 --> 00:25:29,772
<i>are at each other's throats</i>

543
00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:32,074
<i>creating mayhem and chaos!</i>

544
00:25:32,141 --> 00:25:35,444
<i>Soon, they will be
rejected too.</i>

545
00:25:35,511 --> 00:25:38,180
<i>Abandoned by their humans
and they will feel</i>

546
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:41,683
<i>what it is like
to be unwanted.</i>

547
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,285
To be unloved!

548
00:26:01,036 --> 00:26:02,471
Not now, Roger.

549
00:26:04,373 --> 00:26:05,741
'Sorry, I'm late.'

550
00:26:05,808 --> 00:26:07,709
Roger!

551
00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,011
Who's a good boy?

552
00:26:09,077 --> 00:26:10,612
Who's a good boy, huh?

553
00:26:10,679 --> 00:26:14,383
So... are you ready
for the big match tomorrow?

554
00:26:14,450 --> 00:26:16,351
- I guess.
- 'You guess?'

555
00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:18,487
You've already beat
this kid twice.

556
00:26:18,554 --> 00:26:20,088
You shouldn't
even break a sweat.

557
00:26:20,155 --> 00:26:21,557
Uh, hey, uh

558
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,459
after the match,
some of the boys in the team

559
00:26:23,525 --> 00:26:24,993
wanna go hit
the Go-Kart track.

560
00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,595
I thought maybe I could too.

561
00:26:26,662 --> 00:26:28,497
Oh, sweetie..

562
00:26:28,564 --> 00:26:30,632
...you know you've got
a full schedule.

563
00:26:30,699 --> 00:26:32,100
Ice bath, massage

564
00:26:32,167 --> 00:26:34,603
film session, practice.

565
00:26:34,670 --> 00:26:36,972
Right. I-it's just..

566
00:26:39,174 --> 00:26:41,143
Forget I said anything.

567
00:26:43,378 --> 00:26:44,346
Okay.

568
00:27:05,801 --> 00:27:07,069
♪ I should've stopped ♪

569
00:27:07,135 --> 00:27:10,138
♪ When I had the chance ♪

570
00:27:10,205 --> 00:27:13,775
♪ Now I'm in a no man's land ♪

571
00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:17,846
No man's land.

572
00:27:17,914 --> 00:27:19,748
♪ I never never never ♪

573
00:27:19,815 --> 00:27:22,150
♪ Wanna believe it ♪

574
00:27:22,217 --> 00:27:23,920
♪ I never never never ♪

575
00:27:23,987 --> 00:27:26,688
♪ Thought I could leave this ♪

576
00:27:26,755 --> 00:27:28,290
♪ Run run ♪♪

577
00:27:29,825 --> 00:27:31,627
Do you like that?

578
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:32,728
Yeah?

579
00:27:33,963 --> 00:27:35,731
- 'Hey, Zoe-Zoe.'
- Hi, dad.

580
00:27:35,797 --> 00:27:37,967
Please tell me
you're not selling used cars.

581
00:27:38,033 --> 00:27:40,102
Customer service representative.

582
00:27:40,937 --> 00:27:42,170
Man, I didn't realize

583
00:27:42,237 --> 00:27:44,072
how mean people could be.

584
00:27:44,139 --> 00:27:45,574
Try spending a day
in my middle school.

585
00:27:45,641 --> 00:27:46,542
Yeah.

586
00:27:46,608 --> 00:27:48,710
I know that you own this house.

587
00:27:48,777 --> 00:27:51,014
We just, we just
live here with you.

588
00:27:52,648 --> 00:27:55,784
Huh? You've been playing?
Working on something?

589
00:27:55,851 --> 00:27:57,753
No. Just messing around.

590
00:27:57,819 --> 00:27:59,755
Oh. Cool.

591
00:28:00,856 --> 00:28:02,190
Oh, thank you.

592
00:28:05,127 --> 00:28:06,896
'So..'

593
00:28:06,963 --> 00:28:08,230
...having a smaller apartment

594
00:28:08,297 --> 00:28:10,934
much easier on the wallet.

595
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,267
But..

596
00:28:12,334 --> 00:28:14,037
...we need to move right away

597
00:28:14,102 --> 00:28:15,571
so we're not paying double rent.

598
00:28:17,172 --> 00:28:18,407
They take pets, right?

599
00:28:18,473 --> 00:28:20,776
Listen, I spoke with your
Aunt Lois

600
00:28:20,842 --> 00:28:23,145
and she's happy to take Gwen

601
00:28:23,211 --> 00:28:25,414
'and we can visit her
as often as we want.'

602
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,816
She lives two hours away!

603
00:28:27,884 --> 00:28:29,251
Zoey, it's..

604
00:28:29,318 --> 00:28:31,219
...it's not permanent.

605
00:28:31,286 --> 00:28:33,755
You know, and... uh..

606
00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:35,791
I don't know..

607
00:28:41,064 --> 00:28:42,731
Can we sneak her in
for sleepovers?

608
00:28:43,732 --> 00:28:45,434
Absolutely.

609
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,635
Right?

610
00:29:00,515 --> 00:29:01,985
'Okay, now, listen up!'

611
00:29:02,051 --> 00:29:03,385
Whoever's behind this plot

612
00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:05,387
is somewhere in our zone.

613
00:29:05,454 --> 00:29:07,723
It's up to us to find him or her

614
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,257
cat or dog.

615
00:29:09,324 --> 00:29:11,193
Well, I've been
doing this a long time

616
00:29:11,259 --> 00:29:12,996
and it's always a cat

617
00:29:13,062 --> 00:29:14,429
stirring up trouble.

618
00:29:14,496 --> 00:29:17,100
I'd say, let 'em clean up
their own mess this time.

619
00:29:17,165 --> 00:29:18,533
Easy there, gramps.

620
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:21,070
It's just as likely
that dogs are behind this

621
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,138
just to make us cats look bad.

622
00:29:23,205 --> 00:29:25,307
Gramps?

623
00:29:25,374 --> 00:29:27,043
Yeah.

624
00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:28,243
That's what I said.

625
00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:30,013
Or do you need
some hearing aids?

626
00:29:30,079 --> 00:29:31,881
Now, you listen, sassy pants.

627
00:29:31,948 --> 00:29:33,883
I might be old, but these paws

628
00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:35,183
still know how to fight!

629
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,586
Would you stop?
There's not time for this.

630
00:29:39,621 --> 00:29:41,423
'Gwen mapped out our zone.'

631
00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,358
'We know our tech is
down, right?'

632
00:29:43,425 --> 00:29:45,627
So, we gotta go old school.

633
00:29:45,694 --> 00:29:47,030
Tomorrow, I say

634
00:29:47,096 --> 00:29:48,730
we hit the streets!

635
00:29:48,797 --> 00:29:50,099
It's up to us now!

636
00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:52,167
Nope. We're analysts.

637
00:29:52,234 --> 00:29:53,936
We stay right here
in our building

638
00:29:54,003 --> 00:29:55,905
and we monitor the action.

639
00:29:55,972 --> 00:29:57,305
Don't participate in it.

640
00:29:57,372 --> 00:29:59,008
Uh, boring is good.

641
00:29:59,075 --> 00:30:00,208
Remember?

642
00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:02,011
Well, someone out there
knows something

643
00:30:02,078 --> 00:30:04,881
'and I am fully confident
this crew can find out.'

644
00:30:04,947 --> 00:30:06,415
This brand new, how do you do

645
00:30:06,481 --> 00:30:09,251
out of the blue,
cat and dog crew!

646
00:30:10,019 --> 00:30:11,820
Is she okay?

647
00:30:11,888 --> 00:30:13,923
She's just enthusiastic.

648
00:30:17,060 --> 00:30:19,761
OMG! OMG!

649
00:30:19,828 --> 00:30:22,065
O-M to the G!

650
00:30:22,131 --> 00:30:23,732
This is really happening.

651
00:30:23,799 --> 00:30:26,401
I am outside!

652
00:30:26,468 --> 00:30:28,905
Yes, Seattle.
Outside and it's wet.

653
00:30:28,971 --> 00:30:31,406
It's so much more
than I ever thought it would be.

654
00:30:31,473 --> 00:30:33,910
It's, it's so big.

655
00:30:33,976 --> 00:30:36,278
We're only 20 feet away from
the front door of the building.

656
00:30:36,344 --> 00:30:38,213
There's actually a lot more.

657
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,084
Oh! Look at all this space!

658
00:30:41,150 --> 00:30:42,718
'So much of space!'

659
00:30:44,319 --> 00:30:46,488
Too much space!
Where are all the walls?

660
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:48,490
Danger!
Danger in every direction!

661
00:30:48,557 --> 00:30:50,692
Gwen, keep it together,
we've got a mission to do.

662
00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:53,795
- Let's just...
- 'Animal control, 5 o'clock!'

663
00:30:55,198 --> 00:30:56,966
'Our eye in the sky.'

664
00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:59,634
And it's heading right at you.

665
00:31:02,504 --> 00:31:04,873
- Scramble! Hide!
- Outside bad!

666
00:31:04,941 --> 00:31:07,676
Outside bad!
Whose idea was this?

667
00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:17,652
Oh, wait, wait, check that.

668
00:31:17,719 --> 00:31:19,922
'False alarm on
the animal control truck.'

669
00:31:19,989 --> 00:31:22,524
My bad.
Just the ice cream vendor.

670
00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,961
Uh, uh, think you can
get me a drumstick?

671
00:31:25,027 --> 00:31:26,996
I just love those things.

672
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,481
Before cameras and monitors
and gadgets

673
00:31:46,548 --> 00:31:49,018
we got our information
from combin' the streets.

674
00:31:49,085 --> 00:31:52,554
Like in a cop movie,
just gotta find us a snitch

675
00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:55,323
'a pigeon, a weasel,
a blabbermouth.'

676
00:31:55,390 --> 00:31:58,094
A cheese eater!
Oh! I think I see one.

677
00:31:58,161 --> 00:31:59,795
Cover me.

678
00:32:04,267 --> 00:32:06,635
Okay, ankle bitter,
who's behind the plot?

679
00:32:06,701 --> 00:32:09,638
- Oh, boy!
- I'm on to you, cupcake.

680
00:32:09,704 --> 00:32:13,809
And don't think I'm fooled
by the whole Toy Group routine.

681
00:32:13,876 --> 00:32:15,410
Okay, a crafty one.

682
00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:18,780
Guess I need to dispense
with my good cop.

683
00:32:18,847 --> 00:32:21,516
Spill the beans, purse-pooch!

684
00:32:21,583 --> 00:32:24,187
Or you start losin' digits.

685
00:32:25,787 --> 00:32:27,990
Fingers or toes?

686
00:32:31,093 --> 00:32:32,360
You think it was too much?

687
00:32:39,268 --> 00:32:42,271
Hey, sarge, FART agent 44871.

688
00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:43,605
What's the word on the street?

689
00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:45,407
Little small for an agent.

690
00:32:45,473 --> 00:32:47,310
I'm actually just a monitor.

691
00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:49,644
- Long story.
- Lot of domestic calls.

692
00:32:49,711 --> 00:32:51,546
Mostly cats and dogs
mixin' it up.

693
00:32:51,613 --> 00:32:54,083
Destroyin' property.
You got any leads?

694
00:32:54,150 --> 00:32:55,584
We narrowed it down to this zone

695
00:32:55,650 --> 00:32:58,087
but the perp took out
our comm, so..

696
00:32:58,154 --> 00:32:59,387
...we're hittin' the streets.

697
00:32:59,454 --> 00:33:02,591
Shaggy dog, in the park.
One of our informants.

698
00:33:02,657 --> 00:33:04,994
'Always has the 411.'

699
00:33:06,494 --> 00:33:08,630
Tell her Buck sent ya.

700
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:11,901
Hey! Hey! Keep it off
the hydrants, buddy.

701
00:33:11,968 --> 00:33:14,303
'Hey, shampoodle, glace it up.'

702
00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:16,172
'Hey, buddy,
where's that collar?'

703
00:33:16,239 --> 00:33:18,040
Consider this a warning.

704
00:33:20,742 --> 00:33:24,746
Okay, executing covert approach.

705
00:33:24,813 --> 00:33:27,884
Gotta be cool, not too obvious.

706
00:33:27,950 --> 00:33:30,353
Oops, uh, comin' on too strong,
okay.

707
00:33:30,418 --> 00:33:32,121
Back it up, reset,
acting normal.

708
00:33:32,188 --> 00:33:33,956
Okay, not feeling normal.

709
00:33:34,023 --> 00:33:35,657
What do normal dogs do?

710
00:33:35,724 --> 00:33:37,960
They, they sniff trash cans.

711
00:33:38,027 --> 00:33:39,929
Commence sniffing.

712
00:33:39,996 --> 00:33:42,164
Ooh! Rotting chili dogs.

713
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:48,104
Better get in on this.

714
00:33:48,170 --> 00:33:51,506
Hey, Shaggy, I hear you've got
a poopscoop around here.

715
00:33:51,573 --> 00:33:55,077
- I keep my eyes open.
- Uh, well..

716
00:33:55,144 --> 00:33:56,544
You see anything lately?

717
00:33:56,611 --> 00:33:58,713
Couple of weeks ago,
I heard whispers

718
00:33:58,780 --> 00:34:01,650
that someone was looking
to hire a job.

719
00:34:01,716 --> 00:34:04,619
A hush-hush kind of a job.

720
00:34:04,686 --> 00:34:06,688
- So, who was it?
- I don't know.

721
00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:08,124
They were right next to me

722
00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:10,825
and this may come
as a bit of a surprise

723
00:34:10,893 --> 00:34:12,395
I didn't see their faces.

724
00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:15,031
- Huh, imagine that.
- Ugh!

725
00:34:15,097 --> 00:34:18,533
Bottom line, if you need
something done around this town

726
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,403
you go to the cats.

727
00:34:20,468 --> 00:34:23,105
- The cats?
- The alley cats.

728
00:34:23,172 --> 00:34:26,909
But they don't come out
till the sun goes down.

729
00:34:35,217 --> 00:34:39,554
'When the world lays eyes on
me, they will cower in terror.'

730
00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:40,890
'They didn't think
I was worth loving'

731
00:34:40,957 --> 00:34:43,725
'so now,
they will fear me instead!'

732
00:34:46,494 --> 00:34:49,731
Oh, no, no, no. Hey, boss.

733
00:34:49,798 --> 00:34:51,533
That ain't workin' for you.

734
00:34:51,599 --> 00:34:53,501
Really?
I thought hats were scary.

735
00:34:53,568 --> 00:34:57,872
- Um, not that one.
- Okay. Okay.

736
00:34:57,940 --> 00:35:02,178
Prepare to be scared
beyond your imagination.

737
00:35:11,253 --> 00:35:13,488
No! You don't look scared!

738
00:35:13,555 --> 00:35:16,591
- Of a wizard parrot?
- I'm a wizard cockatoo!

739
00:35:16,658 --> 00:35:19,028
Oh, well, now I'm scared!

740
00:35:20,528 --> 00:35:22,764
We are getting reports
of global unrest

741
00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:24,799
developing in the pet world

742
00:35:24,866 --> 00:35:27,802
as canines and felines
are suddenly quarreling

743
00:35:27,869 --> 00:35:29,405
at unprecedented levels.

744
00:35:29,472 --> 00:35:33,142
Just take a look at these videos
sent in from our local viewers.

745
00:35:36,012 --> 00:35:38,014
'Wow!'

746
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,316
Glad you're not involved
in any of that mess.

747
00:35:40,383 --> 00:35:41,350
Right, Gwen?

748
00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:42,918
You have no idea.

749
00:35:42,985 --> 00:35:46,055
Zero, zero, one,
four, nine, three.

750
00:35:46,122 --> 00:35:48,757
'Yeah, a 2:00 p.m. showing,
okay?'

751
00:35:48,823 --> 00:35:50,993
'I can confirm you?
Alright, thank you.'

752
00:35:51,060 --> 00:35:53,595
'Okay, I look forward to it.
Bye-bye.'

753
00:35:54,897 --> 00:35:55,998
How did it go, champ?

754
00:35:56,065 --> 00:35:58,733
- Six-three, six-three.
- Wow.

755
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,270
You put up quite a fight today.

756
00:36:01,337 --> 00:36:03,105
Still, a win's a win.

757
00:36:04,974 --> 00:36:07,143
Yeah, um..

758
00:36:07,209 --> 00:36:10,179
Actually, I lost.

759
00:36:11,514 --> 00:36:14,283
- You lost?
- That's right.

760
00:36:14,350 --> 00:36:16,718
Okay, uh..

761
00:36:16,785 --> 00:36:19,321
We can just train
a little harder next time.

762
00:36:19,388 --> 00:36:21,023
You know, we've been taking
Sunday mornings off

763
00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:23,259
from practice,
maybe that was a mistake.

764
00:36:23,325 --> 00:36:25,693
I don't know, mom, it's just..

765
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,130
Maybe I wasn't
feeling it today.

766
00:36:29,365 --> 00:36:30,933
Well, no fever.

767
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,768
Good news is,
the team actually won.

768
00:36:33,835 --> 00:36:36,805
The other guys pulled it for me,
so we're still undefeated.

769
00:36:36,871 --> 00:36:40,209
Hm, well, that's a..

770
00:36:40,276 --> 00:36:42,411
...silver lining I guess.

771
00:36:44,346 --> 00:36:46,982
While it's not uncommon
to see behavioral changes

772
00:36:47,049 --> 00:36:49,885
coincide with mating seasons
or even..

773
00:36:49,952 --> 00:36:52,455
...weather patterns,
but we've never seen

774
00:36:52,521 --> 00:36:53,989
anything like this.

775
00:36:54,056 --> 00:36:57,359
Now, we're speaking with the
manager of the Paw street market

776
00:36:57,426 --> 00:37:02,298
who's already seeing this
conflict impacting his business.

777
00:37:02,364 --> 00:37:04,200
People are skipping
the puppies and kittens

778
00:37:04,266 --> 00:37:07,069
'and taking home reptiles,
snakes and birds.'

779
00:37:07,136 --> 00:37:09,105
'All much easier to care for.'

780
00:37:09,171 --> 00:37:12,475
- What about the fish?
- Fish don't count.

781
00:37:16,946 --> 00:37:19,482
Okay, come clean
about your field agent days.

782
00:37:19,548 --> 00:37:20,516
What happened out there?

783
00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:21,816
Look, it was a long time ago.

784
00:37:21,884 --> 00:37:23,818
I made a mistake, and ever since

785
00:37:23,886 --> 00:37:26,122
I've been behind a desk,
where I belong.

786
00:37:26,188 --> 00:37:27,722
What kind of mistake?

787
00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:30,459
There was a moment,
there's always a moment

788
00:37:30,526 --> 00:37:31,961
and I hesitated.

789
00:37:32,027 --> 00:37:35,431
My partner, my mentor got hurt.

790
00:37:35,498 --> 00:37:37,066
I've never gotten over it.

791
00:37:37,133 --> 00:37:40,702
But listen, we can't forget
that a pet's number one job

792
00:37:40,768 --> 00:37:42,804
is to be there for their humans.

793
00:37:42,871 --> 00:37:44,240
Okay, okay, you're right.

794
00:37:44,306 --> 00:37:47,176
And my boy Max just hasn't
been himself lately.

795
00:37:47,243 --> 00:37:48,810
I've been trying to help,
but he just

796
00:37:48,878 --> 00:37:50,045
he doesn't have time
for me anymore.

797
00:37:50,112 --> 00:37:51,947
Huh, well, my girl Zoey
has been going

798
00:37:52,014 --> 00:37:54,884
through some tough stuff too.
We might have to move.

799
00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:57,086
Max sure could use
someone to talk to.

800
00:37:57,153 --> 00:37:59,488
Preferably someone
who could talk back.

801
00:37:59,555 --> 00:38:02,024
Zoey doesn't have a friend
that understands her either.

802
00:38:02,091 --> 00:38:04,426
She just spends most of her time
on her phone.

803
00:38:04,493 --> 00:38:05,860
Huh, yeah, the phones.

804
00:38:05,928 --> 00:38:08,597
Max turns into a zombie
when he stares at his.

805
00:38:08,696 --> 00:38:10,399
Yeah, Zoey falls asleep
with hers

806
00:38:10,466 --> 00:38:11,799
on the pillow right next to her.

807
00:38:11,866 --> 00:38:13,502
You know, Max used to take me
to play fetch

808
00:38:13,569 --> 00:38:15,004
at the park every night.

809
00:38:15,070 --> 00:38:17,173
Have humans forgotten
that their stress goes down

810
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,008
when they engage
with their pets?

811
00:38:19,074 --> 00:38:21,076
These kids don't even engage
with each other.

812
00:38:21,143 --> 00:38:23,678
Max really needs
a friend like Zoey.

813
00:38:23,745 --> 00:38:26,415
Zoey really needs a friend
like Max.

814
00:38:26,482 --> 00:38:28,050
Meanwhile, a deranged villain

815
00:38:28,117 --> 00:38:30,352
is trying to eliminate
cats and dogs

816
00:38:30,419 --> 00:38:32,087
as human pets forever.

817
00:38:32,154 --> 00:38:33,721
And the only lead we have
depends

818
00:38:33,788 --> 00:38:36,091
on a shifty collection
of vile street cats

819
00:38:36,158 --> 00:38:39,228
who would trade their
grandmothers for a dead mouse.

820
00:38:39,295 --> 00:38:40,795
Why don't you let me
go talk to them?

821
00:38:40,862 --> 00:38:42,064
Are you sure you're ready?

822
00:38:42,131 --> 00:38:45,700
Are you kidding?
I was born ready!

823
00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:58,380
- Shh!
- Sorry, it's, it's a dog thing.

824
00:38:58,447 --> 00:39:00,950
We like to sing along.

825
00:39:01,016 --> 00:39:04,587
'A-actually, I change my mind.
I don't wanna do this.'

826
00:39:04,653 --> 00:39:06,355
Uh, rock, paper, scissors?

827
00:39:06,422 --> 00:39:07,456
Loser has to face 'em?

828
00:39:07,523 --> 00:39:10,426
You're on! One, two, three!

829
00:39:10,492 --> 00:39:12,528
I'm paper, you're rock. I win.

830
00:39:12,595 --> 00:39:14,196
No, I'm scissors. I win!

831
00:39:14,263 --> 00:39:16,699
That's not scissors.
How can that be scissors?

832
00:39:16,764 --> 00:39:18,167
That's totally scissors.

833
00:39:18,234 --> 00:39:19,401
If you're gonna throw out
scissors

834
00:39:19,468 --> 00:39:21,604
you've got to grow out
those nails.

835
00:39:24,806 --> 00:39:26,976
Oh! Oh!

836
00:39:28,143 --> 00:39:31,046
Remember,
you wanted some action.

837
00:39:31,113 --> 00:39:33,215
This is what
you've always wanted.

838
00:39:33,282 --> 00:39:37,052
Prepare yourself for some
disgusting frothing mongrels

839
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:38,988
munching on dead mice.

840
00:39:39,054 --> 00:39:42,224
- Filth upon filth. Oh!
- 'Psst!'

841
00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:44,226
'Over here.'

842
00:39:46,462 --> 00:39:50,366
Elon Musk? I-I'm looking
for the alley cats?

843
00:39:51,533 --> 00:39:54,069
'Then it's your lucky day.'

844
00:39:54,136 --> 00:39:55,770
You're an alley cat?

845
00:39:55,837 --> 00:39:58,540
'Why don't you
step into my office?'

846
00:39:58,607 --> 00:40:01,310
You mean, come into the light?

847
00:40:01,377 --> 00:40:04,179
I thought you guys
usually slept outside.

848
00:40:04,246 --> 00:40:06,982
Drank out of puddles,
ate dead mice.

849
00:40:07,049 --> 00:40:09,318
We did, until some rich doofus

850
00:40:09,385 --> 00:40:11,720
started parking his Tesla
in our alley

851
00:40:11,786 --> 00:40:13,922
and leaving the windows down.

852
00:40:13,989 --> 00:40:16,191
Well, I was told by a shaggy dog

853
00:40:16,258 --> 00:40:18,160
that you might have
information about a job

854
00:40:18,227 --> 00:40:19,962
that was done around here?

855
00:40:20,029 --> 00:40:23,032
Uh, keep it on the down-low
kinda job.

856
00:40:23,098 --> 00:40:26,834
Of course, I do.
I'm the one who did it.

857
00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:29,038
- You?
- That's right.

858
00:40:29,104 --> 00:40:32,775
And I was paid handsomely
for it.

859
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:33,976
With money?

860
00:40:34,043 --> 00:40:36,345
No, what would a cat do
with money?

861
00:40:36,412 --> 00:40:39,948
I got this shiny ball
of tinfoil. Duh!

862
00:40:40,015 --> 00:40:43,952
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Fun! Ooh!

863
00:40:44,019 --> 00:40:45,688
Who hired you?

864
00:40:45,754 --> 00:40:46,922
Don't know.

865
00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:49,191
They communicated
electronically.

866
00:40:49,258 --> 00:40:52,761
Sending text messages
about a covert mission.

867
00:40:52,827 --> 00:40:53,996
So, what was the mission?

868
00:40:54,063 --> 00:40:55,863
I snuck into the headquarters

869
00:40:55,931 --> 00:40:57,399
of a wireless phone company

870
00:40:57,466 --> 00:41:00,002
got some codes
off their computers.

871
00:41:00,069 --> 00:41:01,737
What kind of codes?

872
00:41:01,804 --> 00:41:04,006
Wi-Fi and cellular access codes.

873
00:41:04,073 --> 00:41:09,478
Seems like a lot of trouble
just to get some free internet.

874
00:41:09,545 --> 00:41:11,846
Ooh!

875
00:41:11,914 --> 00:41:15,050
It's just so shiny. Hm!

876
00:41:16,352 --> 00:41:18,787
'Oh! It's an epidemic!'

877
00:41:18,853 --> 00:41:20,522
'Humans are returning
their cats'

878
00:41:20,589 --> 00:41:22,558
'and dogs by the millions.'

879
00:41:22,624 --> 00:41:25,694
'Tell me you've made
some progress.'

880
00:41:25,761 --> 00:41:27,262
We've gathered some intel

881
00:41:27,329 --> 00:41:30,232
but I have no idea
how the pieces fit yet.

882
00:41:30,299 --> 00:41:33,535
Well, l-let's start with this.
What do we know?

883
00:41:33,602 --> 00:41:36,205
'Well,
we know some maniac out there'

884
00:41:36,271 --> 00:41:38,807
'has found a way
to ramp up aggression'

885
00:41:38,873 --> 00:41:40,776
'between cats and dogs.'

886
00:41:40,843 --> 00:41:42,878
And we know he shut down
our entire system

887
00:41:42,945 --> 00:41:45,214
designed to prevent such plots.

888
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,216
And we know someone hired
the alley cats

889
00:41:47,282 --> 00:41:50,285
to steal access codes
for Wi-Fi and cell towers.

890
00:41:50,352 --> 00:41:52,955
And one thing has never made
sense to me.

891
00:41:53,021 --> 00:41:57,292
This plot is devastating
to both cats and dogs.

892
00:41:57,359 --> 00:41:59,661
What kind of lunatic
would device a plot

893
00:41:59,728 --> 00:42:01,296
that hurts all of us?

894
00:42:01,363 --> 00:42:04,867
Well, hard to read the mind
of a lunatic.

895
00:42:04,933 --> 00:42:06,668
Especially a cat lunatic.

896
00:42:06,735 --> 00:42:08,504
Or a dog lunatic.

897
00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:11,473
Maybe we need to think
outside the box.

898
00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:14,476
No, what if it's neither
cat or dog lunatic?

899
00:42:14,543 --> 00:42:16,278
Hm?

900
00:42:16,345 --> 00:42:18,547
Who stands to gain
from humans walking away

901
00:42:18,614 --> 00:42:20,082
from cats and dogs?

902
00:42:20,149 --> 00:42:23,085
Other pets.

903
00:42:23,152 --> 00:42:25,454
So we possibly have a rouge
secondary pet

904
00:42:25,521 --> 00:42:27,756
who's bent on pushing
cats and dogs aside

905
00:42:27,823 --> 00:42:29,258
as mankind's favorite.

906
00:42:29,324 --> 00:42:31,593
'Good working theory, agents.'

907
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:33,897
Agents! He said agents!

908
00:42:33,962 --> 00:42:36,498
But how can he possibly
be reaching

909
00:42:36,565 --> 00:42:39,134
virtually every cat and dog
on the planet?

910
00:42:39,201 --> 00:42:41,537
Through the food? Water?

911
00:42:41,603 --> 00:42:43,705
Wait! That's it!

912
00:42:43,772 --> 00:42:47,409
Wi-Fi cell towers, he doesn't
care about receiving internet

913
00:42:47,476 --> 00:42:50,679
he cares about sending
frequencies.

914
00:42:50,746 --> 00:42:52,648
You mean like hate frequencies?

915
00:42:52,714 --> 00:42:56,752
That only effect
cats and dogs.

916
00:42:56,819 --> 00:42:58,922
I knew technology was evil!

917
00:42:58,987 --> 00:43:02,191
'Now get to
work figuring out who's behind it.'

918
00:43:02,257 --> 00:43:04,760
'We're clearly dealing
with a ferociously'

919
00:43:04,827 --> 00:43:06,995
'frightening criminal.'

920
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,905
♪ Oh lookin' lookin'
lookin' good ♪

921
00:43:15,971 --> 00:43:17,773
♪ Yes I'm hot ♪

922
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,675
♪ I knew I would ♪

923
00:43:19,741 --> 00:43:22,077
♪ This is fire baby ♪
♪ Burn it up burn it up ♪

924
00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:23,545
♪ Lookin' good ♪

925
00:43:23,612 --> 00:43:27,182
♪ So tight ♪
♪ Lookin' lookin' lookin' good ♪

926
00:43:27,249 --> 00:43:29,618
♪ I'm lookin' good
lookin' lookin'.. ♪♪

927
00:43:29,685 --> 00:43:31,687
Oh,
none of these looks are befitting

928
00:43:31,753 --> 00:43:33,589
the most nefarious villain

929
00:43:33,655 --> 00:43:36,525
the world has ever seen!

930
00:43:36,592 --> 00:43:39,361
No one is afraid
of a cockatoo in a hat!

931
00:43:39,428 --> 00:43:41,263
I need a totally new look.

932
00:43:41,330 --> 00:43:44,199
A costume that sends shivers
up the spine.

933
00:43:44,266 --> 00:43:46,602
Sir, it is ready.

934
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:50,639
The costume you have been
waiting for.

935
00:43:50,706 --> 00:43:55,210
Yes! My robotic mechanical
dog suit!

936
00:43:55,277 --> 00:43:57,881
Finally, the world will cower
when faced

937
00:43:57,947 --> 00:44:00,415
with my slobbering beastliness!

938
00:44:00,482 --> 00:44:01,583
Reveal it to me.

939
00:44:01,650 --> 00:44:05,654
Feast your eyes
on my greatest invention.

940
00:44:08,690 --> 00:44:09,959
Looks so real!

941
00:44:10,025 --> 00:44:12,594
'You wanna take her for a ride?'

942
00:44:12,661 --> 00:44:15,797
Yes. Zip me up inside.

943
00:44:15,864 --> 00:44:18,267
'Time for a test drive.'

944
00:44:19,434 --> 00:44:22,304
Now that I'm outside..

945
00:44:22,371 --> 00:44:25,474
...I must test the full
capabilities of this machine.

946
00:44:25,541 --> 00:44:28,076
'Let's see,
what does this one do?'

947
00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:34,683
Okay. What about this one?

948
00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:36,685
And this one?

949
00:44:36,752 --> 00:44:37,819
'This one?'

950
00:44:44,726 --> 00:44:46,495
I just threw up!

951
00:44:47,229 --> 00:44:49,197
But I swallowed it.

952
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,352
Some other time, Roger.

953
00:45:16,825 --> 00:45:17,961
You know, you're just, uh..

954
00:45:18,027 --> 00:45:19,294
...you're in a little slump.

955
00:45:19,361 --> 00:45:21,330
'It happens to everyone.'

956
00:45:21,396 --> 00:45:24,633
We just have to decide
how to get you out of it.

957
00:45:26,335 --> 00:45:29,471
Maybe a new racquet might help.

958
00:45:29,538 --> 00:45:31,975
Huh?
Something with a bit more power?

959
00:45:32,041 --> 00:45:35,410
Wow. Uh, thanks, mom.

960
00:45:35,477 --> 00:45:38,280
You know, we could, uh, re-watch
the Australian final

961
00:45:38,347 --> 00:45:40,016
between Federer and Nadal.

962
00:45:40,083 --> 00:45:41,717
'That always fires you up,
right?'

963
00:45:41,783 --> 00:45:44,786
Hey, Rog, you like your
breakfast? That's a good boy!

964
00:45:44,853 --> 00:45:46,990
You know, we could also
watch the video footage

965
00:45:47,056 --> 00:45:49,791
of my over-40's club match
against Sheila Smithers

966
00:45:49,858 --> 00:45:52,427
when I took her down
in straight sets.

967
00:45:52,494 --> 00:45:54,329
- She was pregnant.
- Who knew?

968
00:45:54,396 --> 00:45:56,899
- With triplets.
- Yeah, okay.

969
00:45:58,533 --> 00:46:02,404
Listen, Max, you know I am
so very proud of you, right?

970
00:46:02,471 --> 00:46:04,539
- No matter what.
- I know, mom.

971
00:46:05,975 --> 00:46:09,778
- I'll figure it out.
- Okay. Eat up, champ.

972
00:46:19,187 --> 00:46:22,557
Yeah, let me, uh, let me help
you with those, sweetie.

973
00:46:22,624 --> 00:46:25,460
After I..

974
00:46:25,527 --> 00:46:26,996
After I take a break.

975
00:46:27,063 --> 00:46:30,399
Dad, we can't move all of this
stuff to a smaller apartment.

976
00:46:30,465 --> 00:46:32,834
- We need to make choices.
- You're right.

977
00:46:32,902 --> 00:46:34,569
Okay, um..

978
00:46:36,438 --> 00:46:38,074
- Trash or treasure?
- Treasure.

979
00:46:38,141 --> 00:46:40,109
That's my high-school flannel.

980
00:46:40,175 --> 00:46:42,310
- Alright.
- Treasure.

981
00:46:42,377 --> 00:46:45,580
It's my college flannel.

982
00:46:45,647 --> 00:46:48,316
Treasure, it's my unemployed
starving artist flannel.

983
00:46:48,383 --> 00:46:50,987
I think we should treasure
the whole box.

984
00:46:51,054 --> 00:46:53,355
We should treasure every moment,
actually label it

985
00:46:53,422 --> 00:46:54,991
treasure. What else?

986
00:46:55,058 --> 00:46:57,726
- What about these records?
- No! No, no, no!

987
00:46:57,793 --> 00:47:00,429
We can't throw those out.
Are you kidding me?

988
00:47:00,495 --> 00:47:02,932
Neil Young, Live Rust,
that like a..

989
00:47:02,999 --> 00:47:05,168
...a rock and roll holy relic.

990
00:47:05,233 --> 00:47:08,037
Psst! Psst!

991
00:47:09,237 --> 00:47:10,973
Get over here!

992
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,674
Ah! You don't have to blind me!

993
00:47:12,741 --> 00:47:16,712
Oh, here's a London band,
sort of little known.

994
00:47:16,778 --> 00:47:19,481
I don't know,
the Rolling Stones.

995
00:47:19,548 --> 00:47:21,683
'Okay, what's the shape
of this album?'

996
00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:23,785
Octagon! What does that say?
Stop!

997
00:47:23,852 --> 00:47:25,353
'That's what it means.'

998
00:47:25,420 --> 00:47:27,890
Gotta keep these,
speakin' of which..

999
00:47:27,957 --> 00:47:30,093
...where's your record
collection?

1000
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:32,260
- Here.
- Are you crazy?

1001
00:47:32,327 --> 00:47:34,763
- They're both home!
- I think I have a fix.

1002
00:47:34,830 --> 00:47:39,267
Meet me in the hall.
Oh, and Zoey's phone, hide it!

1003
00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,303
- What?
- Just do it.

1004
00:47:41,369 --> 00:47:43,106
We're gonna give our humans
the friends

1005
00:47:43,172 --> 00:47:45,807
that we can't be right now.

1006
00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:18,273
Come on.

1007
00:48:33,722 --> 00:48:35,258
Uh, hey,
I left my phone upstairs.

1008
00:48:35,323 --> 00:48:37,392
Mind if we go back up
so I can grab it?

1009
00:48:37,459 --> 00:48:39,461
- Fine.
- Thanks.

1010
00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:46,035
I think I forgot mine, too.

1011
00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:53,009
Thirsty?

1012
00:48:55,044 --> 00:48:56,411
Just gotta hydrate.

1013
00:48:56,478 --> 00:48:59,815
My mom likes me to get
at least 64 ounces before lunch.

1014
00:49:02,717 --> 00:49:04,553
What the..

1015
00:49:07,290 --> 00:49:08,824
- 'Hello! Somebody!'
- 'Hey!'

1016
00:49:08,891 --> 00:49:11,393
- 'Can you hear us? Hello!'
- 'Anybody out there? Hey!'

1017
00:49:12,261 --> 00:49:14,696
Hello!

1018
00:49:14,763 --> 00:49:16,966
Come on.

1019
00:49:17,033 --> 00:49:19,734
I'm sure it's
just a minute or two.

1020
00:49:22,604 --> 00:49:23,738
What are the chances?

1021
00:49:23,805 --> 00:49:26,842
We both forgot our phones today.

1022
00:49:26,909 --> 00:49:29,011
I know. Great.

1023
00:49:37,652 --> 00:49:39,922
I don't even care if I miss
my tennis lesson this morning.

1024
00:49:39,989 --> 00:49:43,692
Really? I thought you, like,
ate, drank and breathe tennis

1025
00:49:43,758 --> 00:49:45,928
with every inch of your soul.

1026
00:49:45,995 --> 00:49:49,165
Yeah, well, I thought I did too.

1027
00:49:49,232 --> 00:49:53,302
I mean, I even named my dog
Roger, after Federer.

1028
00:49:53,368 --> 00:49:55,403
I don't know,
recently, it's been feeling

1029
00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,539
more like a job than a hobby,
you know?

1030
00:49:57,606 --> 00:50:01,310
Dude, a bit of unsolicited
advice..

1031
00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:02,510
Hit me.

1032
00:50:02,577 --> 00:50:05,647
Chill, chill and chill!

1033
00:50:05,714 --> 00:50:07,382
Really? Even that last one?

1034
00:50:07,449 --> 00:50:09,285
Especially that last one.

1035
00:50:13,622 --> 00:50:15,390
So where were you off to
this morning?

1036
00:50:15,457 --> 00:50:17,226
Guitar lessons?

1037
00:50:17,293 --> 00:50:18,827
Um, no.

1038
00:50:18,895 --> 00:50:21,696
We're moving tomorrow
and we're packing boxes.

1039
00:50:21,763 --> 00:50:23,332
I just needed a break.

1040
00:50:23,431 --> 00:50:26,369
You're moving, like,
out of town?

1041
00:50:26,434 --> 00:50:30,106
No. We're just downsizing,
I guess.

1042
00:50:30,172 --> 00:50:33,608
Same school, new building
doesn't allow pets.

1043
00:50:33,675 --> 00:50:36,178
You, you have a cat, right?

1044
00:50:36,245 --> 00:50:38,680
Gwen, as in Stefani.

1045
00:50:38,747 --> 00:50:40,515
Music's kind of our thing.

1046
00:50:40,582 --> 00:50:42,584
Wasn't your dad a musician?

1047
00:50:42,651 --> 00:50:44,220
He is a musician.

1048
00:50:49,392 --> 00:50:50,825
How long do we leave 'em
in there?

1049
00:50:50,893 --> 00:50:53,495
Until they realize
they're actually friends.

1050
00:50:57,766 --> 00:51:00,970
What? I told you
we like to sing along.

1051
00:51:09,678 --> 00:51:12,381
Notice anything weird
about that ice cream truck?

1052
00:51:12,447 --> 00:51:14,516
Uh, the terrible driving?

1053
00:51:14,582 --> 00:51:16,252
Yeah, and it never
actually stops.

1054
00:51:16,319 --> 00:51:20,455
It's like, it's always there,
just watching us.

1055
00:51:20,522 --> 00:51:24,459
I'll go check it out and, uh,
hey, maybe grab a drumstick.

1056
00:51:29,798 --> 00:51:32,667
Something's not right.
I've got a bad feeling.

1057
00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:36,405
- Whoa!
- Ed!

1058
00:51:36,471 --> 00:51:39,275
- Oh, no.
- Ed, no!

1059
00:51:39,342 --> 00:51:41,010
'That was too easy.'

1060
00:51:41,077 --> 00:51:44,846
'Your smartest agent
just walked into my trap.'

1061
00:51:44,914 --> 00:51:45,915
Ed!

1062
00:51:48,017 --> 00:51:49,651
Ed! Ed!

1063
00:51:51,486 --> 00:51:53,956
'Hah!
Good luck finding me now, bird brains.'

1064
00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:56,758
He has been watching us
this whole time.

1065
00:51:56,825 --> 00:51:58,793
Just, just playing with us.

1066
00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:00,829
We're in over our head
with this guy.

1067
00:52:00,896 --> 00:52:02,797
He's in complete command.

1068
00:52:02,864 --> 00:52:05,201
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!

1069
00:52:05,267 --> 00:52:06,701
Gas.

1070
00:52:06,768 --> 00:52:08,636
No, wait. Brakes!

1071
00:52:10,373 --> 00:52:11,941
Gas.

1072
00:52:12,008 --> 00:52:14,076
Brakes! Brakes!

1073
00:52:14,143 --> 00:52:16,078
Oh, no, a roundabout.

1074
00:52:17,712 --> 00:52:20,449
These things always confuse me.

1075
00:52:20,515 --> 00:52:24,320
Uh, maybe I should take over.

1076
00:52:24,387 --> 00:52:26,389
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Okay. Okay.

1077
00:52:26,455 --> 00:52:28,257
Let me help.

1078
00:52:28,324 --> 00:52:30,859
'Get back to the
pedals, lizard brain.'

1079
00:52:39,667 --> 00:52:41,636
- Anything?
- It's pitch black.

1080
00:52:41,703 --> 00:52:43,939
Wait, I got a,
I got a flash on my..

1081
00:52:44,006 --> 00:52:45,241
...phone.

1082
00:52:45,307 --> 00:52:47,309
It's great effort, but I think
it's time to come..

1083
00:52:47,376 --> 00:52:48,743
Whoa!

1084
00:52:49,544 --> 00:52:50,812
...down.

1085
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,747
- Ow!
- Here, quick.

1086
00:52:55,184 --> 00:52:56,718
You okay?

1087
00:52:56,785 --> 00:52:58,787
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm fine. Fine.

1088
00:53:20,543 --> 00:53:22,644
Um, zucchini kale bite?

1089
00:53:25,181 --> 00:53:26,549
"No gluten, no dairy

1090
00:53:26,614 --> 00:53:28,716
no soy, no grains, no sugar."

1091
00:53:31,853 --> 00:53:33,788
And no taste.

1092
00:53:41,796 --> 00:53:45,000
- Uh-oh.
- What's "uh-oh?"

1093
00:53:45,067 --> 00:53:47,702
Oh, gosh, maybe you're a little
too hydrated?

1094
00:53:47,769 --> 00:53:49,604
You can never be too hydrated.

1095
00:53:50,973 --> 00:53:52,707
Unless you're stuck
in an elevator.

1096
00:53:52,774 --> 00:53:53,909
Well, you have to hold it.

1097
00:53:53,976 --> 00:53:56,445
I-I don't think I can.

1098
00:53:56,512 --> 00:53:58,080
Now we have a real emergency.

1099
00:54:01,350 --> 00:54:03,185
Uh! We lost him.

1100
00:54:03,252 --> 00:54:06,021
Wait. Maybe not.

1101
00:54:22,770 --> 00:54:25,074
We just have to
follow the sound.

1102
00:54:34,517 --> 00:54:36,018
Okay, you gotta distract me.

1103
00:54:36,085 --> 00:54:39,721
Okay, um, what do you have
planned in the summer?

1104
00:54:39,787 --> 00:54:41,423
Uh, I'm supposed
to go to a tennis camp

1105
00:54:41,490 --> 00:54:42,958
but, you know, recently,
uh, uh..

1106
00:54:43,025 --> 00:54:44,193
What are you doing?

1107
00:54:44,260 --> 00:54:45,928
I'm going white water rafting
with my dad.

1108
00:54:45,995 --> 00:54:47,429
I love being out on the water

1109
00:54:47,496 --> 00:54:50,399
in the water, anything
water related really.

1110
00:54:50,466 --> 00:54:53,102
- Not helping.
- Sorry.

1111
00:55:00,943 --> 00:55:03,078
Ooh, ice cream truck,
6 o'clock.

1112
00:55:14,722 --> 00:55:16,292
Ed!

1113
00:55:23,199 --> 00:55:25,301
I knew you'd find me.

1114
00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:27,903
Nice instincts on the howling,
by the way.

1115
00:55:27,970 --> 00:55:30,506
- Gotta get you untied.
- There's no time.

1116
00:55:30,573 --> 00:55:32,074
- But..
- 'And Roger..'

1117
00:55:33,175 --> 00:55:34,977
...there will be a moment.

1118
00:55:36,412 --> 00:55:38,647
'And there's always a moment
that you'll need'

1119
00:55:38,713 --> 00:55:41,517
to make a split second decision.

1120
00:55:41,584 --> 00:55:43,285
Don't hesitate.

1121
00:55:43,352 --> 00:55:47,122
Whoever kidnapped me
went inside the pet store.

1122
00:55:47,189 --> 00:55:50,559
Now get in there
and stop that low life.

1123
00:55:53,028 --> 00:55:56,665
Okay, so..

1124
00:55:56,731 --> 00:55:58,200
...why are you moving?

1125
00:56:01,470 --> 00:56:04,173
My dad hasn't come out
with a new song in a while.

1126
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,142
He doesn't think he has anything
to say to the young audience.

1127
00:56:09,144 --> 00:56:11,580
And I had this crazy idea.

1128
00:56:11,647 --> 00:56:13,349
Like, maybe I could
write him one

1129
00:56:13,415 --> 00:56:14,984
and revive his career.

1130
00:56:17,219 --> 00:56:19,355
Truthfully, we're not moving.

1131
00:56:20,956 --> 00:56:22,824
We were evicted.

1132
00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:27,062
- I'm sorry, I didn't...
- No, no, it's-it's fine.

1133
00:56:27,129 --> 00:56:29,632
I mean, I'm here
about to pee my pants

1134
00:56:29,698 --> 00:56:32,668
and I'm blabbering about
my stupid tennis stuff is..

1135
00:56:32,735 --> 00:56:35,537
It's not stupid.

1136
00:56:35,604 --> 00:56:37,139
I'm glad you did.

1137
00:56:39,174 --> 00:56:41,510
I feel like people assume things
about others.

1138
00:56:41,577 --> 00:56:43,212
- You know?
- For sure.

1139
00:56:43,279 --> 00:56:46,248
I mean, it's like, no one
actually really talks anymore.

1140
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,218
This is probably the longest

1141
00:56:49,285 --> 00:56:51,954
I've gone without being
on my phone.

1142
00:56:52,021 --> 00:56:55,057
It's kind of nice, isn't it?

1143
00:56:55,124 --> 00:56:57,559
Actually having a conversation.

1144
00:56:57,626 --> 00:56:58,826
Yeah.

1145
00:57:00,663 --> 00:57:01,829
Oh, God.. Okay.

1146
00:57:01,897 --> 00:57:03,499
You gotta distract me.

1147
00:57:03,565 --> 00:57:05,567
- Let's hear it.
- Hear what?

1148
00:57:05,634 --> 00:57:08,270
The song. The one you're writing
for your dad.

1149
00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:09,471
Absolutely not.

1150
00:57:09,538 --> 00:57:11,273
Do you have something more
important planned

1151
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,841
while we're stuck here
in this elevator?

1152
00:57:13,909 --> 00:57:15,778
No, but i-it's just..

1153
00:57:15,843 --> 00:57:18,414
Dude, a bit of
unsolicited advice?

1154
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,784
You made me realize
I was overdoing my talents.

1155
00:57:21,849 --> 00:57:23,952
I think you're maybe
under doing yours.

1156
00:57:33,028 --> 00:57:35,431
- This is stupid.
- Come on.

1157
00:57:35,497 --> 00:57:36,932
You've got this.

1158
00:57:47,976 --> 00:57:50,112
♪ Run run run ♪

1159
00:57:52,281 --> 00:57:54,383
♪ Run run run.. ♪♪

1160
00:58:18,873 --> 00:58:20,576
'Ah! Like clockwork.'

1161
00:58:20,642 --> 00:58:22,678
Lured them right into my trap.

1162
00:58:22,745 --> 00:58:24,580
Zeek, clear the store.

1163
00:58:28,217 --> 00:58:30,252
I'm really sorry, everyone.
We gotta leave.

1164
00:58:30,319 --> 00:58:32,955
Depart the premises right now,
everybody, please.

1165
00:58:33,021 --> 00:58:35,090
- Please.
- Let's go.

1166
00:58:35,157 --> 00:58:36,825
- Where's my son?
- Let's go. Sorry.

1167
00:58:36,892 --> 00:58:38,260
I'm sure he's outside.

1168
00:58:40,295 --> 00:58:42,831
What's going on?
Is there a fire?

1169
00:58:42,898 --> 00:58:45,567
It's a diversion. Be careful.

1170
00:58:45,634 --> 00:58:47,102
It might be a trap.

1171
00:58:47,169 --> 00:58:48,937
Okay, let's go.

1172
00:58:58,247 --> 00:59:00,682
Come on, you two.

1173
00:59:00,749 --> 00:59:02,151
Right behind you.

1174
00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:21,570
Now, remember, it could be
any type of horrible animal.

1175
00:59:21,637 --> 00:59:23,639
A rat, python..

1176
00:59:25,841 --> 00:59:27,676
Or a parrot!

1177
00:59:27,743 --> 00:59:29,044
Aren't you a cockatoo?

1178
00:59:29,111 --> 00:59:31,280
Argh, the name's Pablo.

1179
00:59:31,346 --> 00:59:33,816
But you might know me better as

1180
00:59:33,883 --> 00:59:36,251
the most nefarious villain

1181
00:59:36,318 --> 00:59:38,353
the world has ever seen!

1182
00:59:45,661 --> 00:59:47,396
- You?
- Yes.

1183
00:59:47,463 --> 00:59:49,131
Perhaps you'll remember me.

1184
00:59:49,198 --> 00:59:52,902
After all, I watched you, Roger

1185
00:59:52,968 --> 00:59:55,137
get adopted
from this very store.

1186
00:59:55,204 --> 00:59:56,738
- Uh, not ringin' any bells.
- Really?

1187
00:59:56,805 --> 00:59:58,607
I was in the cage
right across from you.

1188
00:59:58,674 --> 01:00:00,809
I told you knock-knock jokes
on occasion.

1189
01:00:00,877 --> 01:00:02,110
- Still nothin'.
- I mean..

1190
01:00:02,177 --> 01:00:04,146
- I was right in the cage.
- But why?

1191
01:00:04,213 --> 01:00:06,014
Why wouldn't I?

1192
01:00:06,081 --> 01:00:08,050
After all you've done to us.

1193
01:00:08,116 --> 01:00:09,618
What we've done?

1194
01:00:09,685 --> 01:00:12,254
And now it's time to pay!

1195
01:00:12,321 --> 01:00:14,690
Zeek, release our comrades.

1196
01:00:19,795 --> 01:00:21,497
Freedom!

1197
01:00:21,563 --> 01:00:22,664
Alright, let's go.

1198
01:00:22,731 --> 01:00:24,533
'Let's go.'

1199
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:34,076
Okay, big guy,
you're our enforcer.

1200
01:00:34,142 --> 01:00:36,478
Time to start enforcing.

1201
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,356
♪ Lovely fluffy tarantula ♪

1202
01:00:47,422 --> 01:00:49,291
♪ Went up the water spout ♪

1203
01:00:49,358 --> 01:00:51,860
♪ Out came the rain and.. ♪♪

1204
01:00:54,029 --> 01:00:57,232
Ahh!
Get that thing away from me!

1205
01:00:57,299 --> 01:00:59,201
I'm allergic to spiders!

1206
01:00:59,268 --> 01:01:01,136
Hey, our enforcer speaks.

1207
01:01:01,203 --> 01:01:02,738
Yeah. Bone-chilling.

1208
01:01:02,804 --> 01:01:06,275
With that settled, it's time
to plan your big trip.

1209
01:01:06,341 --> 01:01:08,076
- Trip?
- 'Trip?'

1210
01:01:18,922 --> 01:01:21,256
Hey. Someone in there?

1211
01:01:21,323 --> 01:01:22,391
Yes, we're stuck.

1212
01:01:22,457 --> 01:01:24,793
- Please help us!
- Please!

1213
01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:26,161
Okay.

1214
01:01:26,228 --> 01:01:27,997
Just give me a minute.

1215
01:01:29,765 --> 01:01:30,832
Finally.

1216
01:01:32,001 --> 01:01:33,368
Quite the adventure, huh?

1217
01:01:33,435 --> 01:01:34,670
Yeah.

1218
01:01:34,736 --> 01:01:38,007
I'm, uh, I'm so glad I finally
got to know each other.

1219
01:01:38,073 --> 01:01:41,343
Yeah, me too. Thanks.

1220
01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:45,147
Thank you.

1221
01:02:06,735 --> 01:02:08,938
Uh..

1222
01:02:09,005 --> 01:02:11,139
I guess he fixed it.

1223
01:02:11,206 --> 01:02:12,641
Yup.

1224
01:02:14,543 --> 01:02:15,577
Uh..

1225
01:02:17,947 --> 01:02:20,482
I, uh, I better
go take Roger out.

1226
01:02:20,549 --> 01:02:22,919
Yeah, you dog people
have to do that, don't you?

1227
01:02:22,986 --> 01:02:24,519
Mm-hmm.

1228
01:02:30,258 --> 01:02:31,961
Can I come?

1229
01:02:32,028 --> 01:02:33,829
Yeah, yeah, of course.

1230
01:02:39,835 --> 01:02:41,703
Oh, sorry about that.

1231
01:02:41,770 --> 01:02:43,538
'Roger!'

1232
01:02:43,605 --> 01:02:44,941
Rog!

1233
01:02:45,008 --> 01:02:46,441
I'm home!

1234
01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:49,244
That's strange.
Where could he be?

1235
01:02:49,311 --> 01:02:50,379
Do you think your mom took him?

1236
01:02:50,445 --> 01:02:52,915
No. She's gone all day.

1237
01:02:52,982 --> 01:02:55,018
- Rog!
- Do they do this a lot?

1238
01:02:55,084 --> 01:02:56,618
Never. I..

1239
01:02:59,287 --> 01:03:00,489
What?

1240
01:03:01,891 --> 01:03:04,726
Uh, Roger has a GPS
on his collar

1241
01:03:04,793 --> 01:03:06,361
we can find him.

1242
01:03:09,698 --> 01:03:11,433
Oh, okay. He's not that far.
Come on.

1243
01:03:11,500 --> 01:03:13,335
I gotta drop off my guitar.

1244
01:03:15,170 --> 01:03:16,805
- Stairs.
- Yeah, stairs.

1245
01:03:21,543 --> 01:03:25,247
In case, you have any ideas
about escaping..

1246
01:03:25,313 --> 01:03:27,282
I think you'll enjoy
island life.

1247
01:03:27,349 --> 01:03:28,918
Island? What island?

1248
01:03:28,985 --> 01:03:31,319
Aldabra Island, Indian Ocean.

1249
01:03:31,386 --> 01:03:33,455
Sunshine, sandy beaches

1250
01:03:33,522 --> 01:03:35,424
crystal blue waters.

1251
01:03:35,490 --> 01:03:37,659
Hm. Sounds kinda nice.

1252
01:03:37,726 --> 01:03:40,562
And no humans!

1253
01:03:43,365 --> 01:03:45,034
Whoa-oh.
Ho-hold on, hold on.

1254
01:03:45,101 --> 01:03:47,302
I-I don't get it.

1255
01:03:47,369 --> 01:03:49,204
We've done nothing to you.

1256
01:03:49,271 --> 01:03:51,506
Oh, but you have.

1257
01:03:51,573 --> 01:03:54,276
While you cats and dogs
were keeping the peace

1258
01:03:54,342 --> 01:03:57,279
with your worldwide FART system

1259
01:03:57,345 --> 01:03:59,581
rest of us pets sat

1260
01:03:59,648 --> 01:04:02,617
'day after day,
month after month'

1261
01:04:02,684 --> 01:04:06,788
and in my case,
year after year

1262
01:04:06,855 --> 01:04:09,058
waiting for human owners

1263
01:04:09,125 --> 01:04:10,193
that never came.

1264
01:04:10,258 --> 01:04:11,894
That's what this is about?

1265
01:04:11,961 --> 01:04:15,164
That's exactly
what this is about.

1266
01:04:18,700 --> 01:04:20,435
It says he's in here.

1267
01:04:20,502 --> 01:04:22,270
Hey, what's going on?

1268
01:04:22,337 --> 01:04:24,406
Wait until they all clear.

1269
01:04:24,473 --> 01:04:26,775
Can't let you in.
Could be a fire in there.

1270
01:04:26,842 --> 01:04:28,978
In need to go inside.
My dog is in there.

1271
01:04:29,045 --> 01:04:30,479
No can do.

1272
01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,051
You said it yourself.

1273
01:04:35,118 --> 01:04:36,651
You've never been a pet.

1274
01:04:36,718 --> 01:04:38,587
So you don't know
what that bond is like.

1275
01:04:38,653 --> 01:04:40,622
I don't believe in that anymore.

1276
01:04:40,689 --> 01:04:42,691
And maybe you'll stop
believing, too.

1277
01:04:42,758 --> 01:04:44,326
'After yearning to be a pet'

1278
01:04:44,392 --> 01:04:46,495
'day after day
and year after year'

1279
01:04:46,561 --> 01:04:48,898
'on an island
where the only humans'

1280
01:04:48,965 --> 01:04:50,465
are skeletal remains

1281
01:04:50,532 --> 01:04:53,936
of long dead explorers.

1282
01:04:54,003 --> 01:04:55,104
Close up the crates!

1283
01:04:55,171 --> 01:04:57,405
So we can bid a fond farewell

1284
01:04:57,472 --> 01:05:02,211
to the failed cats and dogs
of Zone 867.

1285
01:05:05,614 --> 01:05:08,550
Hey, I said don't go
in there, you rebels.

1286
01:05:09,518 --> 01:05:11,319
Uh, they'll be fine.

1287
01:05:11,386 --> 01:05:13,321
We've got company.

1288
01:05:16,792 --> 01:05:19,061
- That's Max.
- And Zoe.

1289
01:05:20,796 --> 01:05:22,231
'They tracked my GPS collar.'

1290
01:05:22,297 --> 01:05:24,666
Max must've noticed I was gone.

1291
01:05:24,733 --> 01:05:27,036
He still does care about me.

1292
01:05:27,103 --> 01:05:28,770
Stop him, girls.

1293
01:05:34,309 --> 01:05:35,912
- Roger!
- Rog!

1294
01:05:35,978 --> 01:05:37,646
Roger!

1295
01:05:37,712 --> 01:05:39,748
Humans are gonna save us.

1296
01:05:41,416 --> 01:05:42,885
Get rid of the humans!

1297
01:05:42,952 --> 01:05:45,754
I'll do better than that.

1298
01:05:46,755 --> 01:05:49,658
I did some late night research

1299
01:05:49,724 --> 01:05:52,295
that revealed frequencies

1300
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,696
impacting the human brain.

1301
01:05:59,534 --> 01:06:01,304
Geez! What is that?

1302
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:05,942
Ow!

1303
01:06:10,846 --> 01:06:12,081
Mom.

1304
01:06:13,950 --> 01:06:16,484
- Stop it.
- You're hurting them.

1305
01:06:20,589 --> 01:06:22,091
Close up the crates!

1306
01:06:26,494 --> 01:06:28,030
Well, my work here is done.

1307
01:06:28,097 --> 01:06:31,234
So I'm gonna make
like a bulldog and flee.

1308
01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:33,835
Flee. Get it? Flee?

1309
01:06:35,437 --> 01:06:37,372
Anyway, you all
have a nice trip.

1310
01:06:37,439 --> 01:06:40,109
Zeek, bring me
my iron dog suit.

1311
01:06:54,456 --> 01:06:57,492
- What now?
- 'No one hurts my human.'

1312
01:07:00,263 --> 01:07:03,132
Oh, my head. Ah! My head.

1313
01:07:03,199 --> 01:07:04,833
I just need a minute.

1314
01:07:08,536 --> 01:07:09,504
'I'm with you, partner.'

1315
01:07:09,571 --> 01:07:10,940
'If my Zoe's in trouble'

1316
01:07:11,007 --> 01:07:12,975
'I'd run through a brick wall
for her.'

1317
01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:16,212
'Ow! Oh! Ow! Oh!'

1318
01:07:16,279 --> 01:07:17,712
'Ooh! Ow!'

1319
01:07:17,779 --> 01:07:19,916
'Why couldn't you've locked us
in a paper sack?'

1320
01:07:19,982 --> 01:07:22,084
Didn't want you
to get a paper cut.

1321
01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:28,024
Nobody hurts my friends' humans.

1322
01:07:31,726 --> 01:07:34,263
- Thanks, big guy.
- Yeah, I got your back, kid.

1323
01:07:34,330 --> 01:07:36,065
This is so annoying.

1324
01:07:42,939 --> 01:07:44,974
You really care about them
that much?

1325
01:07:45,041 --> 01:07:47,776
We would do anything for them.
That's what pets do.

1326
01:07:47,842 --> 01:07:50,445
Just like they would do
anything for us.

1327
01:07:52,415 --> 01:07:53,815
Ow!

1328
01:07:56,785 --> 01:07:58,054
Ow.

1329
01:08:15,603 --> 01:08:16,906
Hello.

1330
01:08:23,645 --> 01:08:25,982
Yeah. Okay.

1331
01:08:28,483 --> 01:08:31,320
Uh, what is this thing
I'm feelin'?

1332
01:08:31,387 --> 01:08:34,457
It's so... strange.

1333
01:08:34,522 --> 01:08:36,158
It's called affection.

1334
01:08:36,225 --> 01:08:38,560
It's what people do
for the pets they love.

1335
01:08:38,626 --> 01:08:40,062
You're a cool bird.

1336
01:08:40,129 --> 01:08:43,265
I'm, I'm enjoyin' it.

1337
01:08:43,332 --> 01:08:45,434
Enough of this!

1338
01:08:45,533 --> 01:08:46,969
Want me to turn up the frequency

1339
01:08:47,036 --> 01:08:49,738
and get that clingy,
foolish bugs off you?

1340
01:08:49,804 --> 01:08:53,376
No, turn it off! Let them go!

1341
01:08:53,442 --> 01:08:54,743
I'm a changed bird.

1342
01:08:54,809 --> 01:08:58,047
I-I've seen the light
at the end of the cage.

1343
01:08:58,114 --> 01:08:59,448
- What?
- What?

1344
01:08:59,514 --> 01:09:04,552
By the way, animals talkin',
our little secret, okay?

1345
01:09:04,619 --> 01:09:06,721
I got you, super bird.

1346
01:09:09,191 --> 01:09:10,859
Super bird? Oh..

1347
01:09:10,926 --> 01:09:15,331
I didn't study code
every night for two years

1348
01:09:15,398 --> 01:09:18,200
to watch you go soft on me.

1349
01:09:18,267 --> 01:09:20,136
That was not the plan.

1350
01:09:20,202 --> 01:09:22,938
Yeah, well, you didn't
make the plan.

1351
01:09:23,005 --> 01:09:24,606
I did.

1352
01:09:24,672 --> 01:09:26,641
I have a new purpose now.

1353
01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:30,346
Everyone should feel
the love of a human.

1354
01:09:30,413 --> 01:09:33,516
You're not going anywhere.

1355
01:09:40,489 --> 01:09:42,857
What are you doing? It's over.

1356
01:09:42,925 --> 01:09:46,594
So hand me the phone and get
ready for your new family.

1357
01:09:46,661 --> 01:09:48,763
I don't want a family.

1358
01:09:48,830 --> 01:09:52,368
And I don't wanna be trapped
in a tiny space

1359
01:09:52,435 --> 01:09:54,869
being force-fed crickets.

1360
01:09:54,937 --> 01:09:57,073
Okay, well, then
what do you want?

1361
01:09:57,139 --> 01:09:58,673
I want it all.

1362
01:09:58,740 --> 01:10:02,278
'Reptiles once ruled
the planet unopposed.'

1363
01:10:02,344 --> 01:10:05,613
We were here millions
of years before dogs.

1364
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:08,551
Before cats, before anyone!

1365
01:10:08,616 --> 01:10:10,352
Not before fish!

1366
01:10:10,419 --> 01:10:11,954
Fish don't count.

1367
01:10:12,021 --> 01:10:16,225
It's time my reptilian brothers
and I once again

1368
01:10:16,292 --> 01:10:20,628
take our place at the top
of the food chain!

1369
01:10:20,695 --> 01:10:22,797
The top? That would mean that...

1370
01:10:22,864 --> 01:10:25,633
- Exactly!
- Zeek.

1371
01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:27,169
I order you to stop.

1372
01:10:27,236 --> 01:10:29,804
Bird frequency, anyone?

1373
01:10:35,945 --> 01:10:37,645
I gotta do somethin'.

1374
01:10:37,712 --> 01:10:39,315
'I gotta get to that phone.'

1375
01:10:39,381 --> 01:10:40,715
No, you won't make it.

1376
01:10:40,782 --> 01:10:43,452
There's always a moment

1377
01:10:43,519 --> 01:10:46,355
and this is that moment.

1378
01:10:46,422 --> 01:10:48,090
Cover me, partner.

1379
01:10:48,157 --> 01:10:49,892
Did you just call me partner?

1380
01:10:49,959 --> 01:10:51,626
I'm goin' for that phone.

1381
01:10:56,664 --> 01:10:58,666
Now that's a field agent.

1382
01:11:02,905 --> 01:11:06,208
Okay, girls, ready to rumble?

1383
01:11:06,275 --> 01:11:08,077
But first, catnap.

1384
01:11:11,547 --> 01:11:13,115
JK, JK.

1385
01:11:15,251 --> 01:11:17,486
Tap and out!
Told you I was a ninja.

1386
01:11:17,553 --> 01:11:19,421
Want some more of this,
cream-puff?

1387
01:11:19,488 --> 01:11:21,056
Oh, not again.

1388
01:11:21,123 --> 01:11:25,793
That's what I thought.
160 pounds of pure whiskey..

1389
01:11:30,499 --> 01:11:32,401
It's all mine now.

1390
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:39,175
No.

1391
01:11:39,241 --> 01:11:42,411
No parachute!

1392
01:11:46,848 --> 01:11:49,885
Your shots
better be up to date.

1393
01:11:49,952 --> 01:11:52,354
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Okay. Okay.

1394
01:11:52,421 --> 01:11:55,558
How about that? I can fly!

1395
01:11:55,624 --> 01:12:00,062
If you know what's good for you,
you'll bring me that phone.

1396
01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,302
What are you doing?

1397
01:12:08,137 --> 01:12:12,274
Cats and dogs and humans.
Back to normal.

1398
01:12:12,341 --> 01:12:14,476
No!

1399
01:12:14,543 --> 01:12:17,046
All pain frequencies erased.

1400
01:12:17,112 --> 01:12:20,416
And I just disabled
your GPS micro chip.

1401
01:12:20,482 --> 01:12:23,419
Your owners won't know
what happened.

1402
01:12:27,022 --> 01:12:29,391
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. And you?

1403
01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:30,492
Yeah.

1404
01:12:33,462 --> 01:12:34,463
Whoo.

1405
01:12:40,436 --> 01:12:41,971
What was that?

1406
01:12:43,072 --> 01:12:45,873
Wait, Roger's GPS collar,
it's gone.

1407
01:12:45,941 --> 01:12:47,809
Disa-disappeared.

1408
01:12:47,876 --> 01:12:49,777
So, he's not inside.

1409
01:12:49,844 --> 01:12:51,813
Stupid phone.

1410
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,983
Probably didn't even work
in the first place.

1411
01:12:54,049 --> 01:12:56,051
Didn't I tell you
not to go in there?

1412
01:12:56,118 --> 01:12:57,553
Should we head back
to the house?

1413
01:12:57,620 --> 01:12:59,521
Yeah.

1414
01:12:59,588 --> 01:13:01,590
Just ignore me.

1415
01:13:01,657 --> 01:13:03,459
There you are.

1416
01:13:05,394 --> 01:13:08,931
- I saw the coolest bird.
- Oh, a bird?

1417
01:13:08,998 --> 01:13:11,634
Dude, it's an emergency,
off the phone.

1418
01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:13,135
Yeah.

1419
01:13:15,504 --> 01:13:17,539
Alright, everyone,
sorry about that.

1420
01:13:18,773 --> 01:13:21,043
Do with me what you want.

1421
01:13:21,110 --> 01:13:22,911
This is not over.

1422
01:13:22,978 --> 01:13:25,247
Oh, I think it is.

1423
01:13:26,649 --> 01:13:28,717
Case closed, lizard.

1424
01:13:28,783 --> 01:13:30,986
What? No.

1425
01:13:31,053 --> 01:13:34,023
I think it's finally time
I retire.

1426
01:13:34,089 --> 01:13:35,823
There's always a moment.

1427
01:13:35,891 --> 01:13:37,526
Right, old buddy?

1428
01:13:37,593 --> 01:13:38,961
'Wait, your old partner'

1429
01:13:39,028 --> 01:13:41,230
your mentor, that was Ed?

1430
01:13:41,297 --> 01:13:43,932
I always knew he was
a field agent.

1431
01:13:43,999 --> 01:13:46,035
Just had to make sure he knew.

1432
01:13:46,101 --> 01:13:47,269
Tell me somethin', Ed.

1433
01:13:47,336 --> 01:13:50,739
Uh, did you get captured
on purpose?

1434
01:13:50,805 --> 01:13:53,342
Just wanted a drumstick.

1435
01:13:53,409 --> 01:13:54,443
So what about him?

1436
01:13:54,510 --> 01:13:57,413
Like I said, we'll talk
to headquarters

1437
01:13:57,479 --> 01:13:59,581
'see if they can help him
find a home.'

1438
01:13:59,648 --> 01:14:00,983
And him?

1439
01:14:02,618 --> 01:14:06,021
If you don't mind, I may
have a home for him too.

1440
01:14:06,088 --> 01:14:09,058
Speaking of, we gotta get home
before Max and Zoe.

1441
01:14:09,124 --> 01:14:10,659
How are we gonna do that?

1442
01:14:10,726 --> 01:14:12,594
Oh, I got you.

1443
01:14:12,661 --> 01:14:13,929
I can help you there.

1444
01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:20,936
Paws at ten and two.

1445
01:14:25,641 --> 01:14:27,076
Uh-oh! Hit the brakes!

1446
01:14:28,110 --> 01:14:29,645
Brakes, brakes! Brakes?

1447
01:14:31,046 --> 01:14:32,348
Ah! I'm here, I think I need

1448
01:14:32,414 --> 01:14:34,383
a full 20 hours of sleep
tonight.

1449
01:14:34,450 --> 01:14:37,219
I can go for a long
catnap myself.

1450
01:14:49,531 --> 01:14:51,700
'Roger,
what are you doing in here?'

1451
01:14:51,767 --> 01:14:53,868
Gwen?

1452
01:14:53,936 --> 01:14:57,606
That's a good boy, Roger.

1453
01:14:57,673 --> 01:14:58,774
How did he get in here?

1454
01:14:58,841 --> 01:15:00,209
I don't know.

1455
01:15:01,877 --> 01:15:03,579
- 'Hey.'
- Dad.

1456
01:15:03,645 --> 01:15:05,781
Uh, this is Max from upstairs.

1457
01:15:05,848 --> 01:15:08,317
- Hello.
- Sir.

1458
01:15:08,384 --> 01:15:10,886
Hey. So..

1459
01:15:12,454 --> 01:15:14,890
Anything exciting happen today?

1460
01:15:15,958 --> 01:15:18,360
Um, actually, dad,
can you sit down?

1461
01:15:18,427 --> 01:15:20,529
There's something
I wanna show you.

1462
01:15:20,596 --> 01:15:22,231
Oh. Okay.

1463
01:15:27,569 --> 01:15:29,338
I've been working
on your song

1464
01:15:29,405 --> 01:15:31,907
and this is what I came up with.

1465
01:15:41,216 --> 01:15:43,786
♪ Run run run ♪

1466
01:15:45,788 --> 01:15:48,056
♪ Run run run ♪

1467
01:15:49,893 --> 01:15:52,227
♪ Run run run.. ♪

1468
01:15:52,294 --> 01:15:54,329
Yeah.

1469
01:15:54,396 --> 01:15:57,166
<i>Turns out,
everyone found exactly</i>

1470
01:15:57,232 --> 01:15:58,734
<i>what they were looking for.</i>

1471
01:15:58,801 --> 01:16:02,404
♪ Didn't follow the plan ♪

1472
01:16:02,471 --> 01:16:06,175
♪ I should've stopped
when I had the chance.. ♪

1473
01:16:06,241 --> 01:16:08,610
<i>Like a well-deserved rest.</i>

1474
01:16:08,677 --> 01:16:10,312
<i>Like new-found confidence.</i>

1475
01:16:10,379 --> 01:16:14,716
Zone 867, all clear
and looking good.

1476
01:16:14,783 --> 01:16:16,985
<i>Like refocused priorities.</i>

1477
01:16:17,052 --> 01:16:19,388
<i>Just chill.</i>

1478
01:16:19,455 --> 01:16:22,090
Come on, Max! You got this!

1479
01:16:22,157 --> 01:16:24,126
♪ Time we disconnect ♪

1480
01:16:24,193 --> 01:16:26,161
♪ Run run run ♪

1481
01:16:26,228 --> 01:16:28,530
♪ Our minds are losin' this ♪

1482
01:16:28,597 --> 01:16:30,666
♪ Run run run ♪

1483
01:16:30,732 --> 01:16:32,868
♪ Say goodbye to this ♪

1484
01:16:32,936 --> 01:16:34,970
♪ Run run run ♪

1485
01:16:35,037 --> 01:16:36,705
♪ No I ain't looking back.. ♪

1486
01:16:36,772 --> 01:16:38,440
That was amazing.

1487
01:16:38,507 --> 01:16:40,209
That's my boy.

1488
01:16:40,275 --> 01:16:42,277
- Wow.
- Yes.

1489
01:16:43,779 --> 01:16:46,081
Go, champion!

1490
01:16:46,148 --> 01:16:47,616
You got your tennis mojo back.

1491
01:16:47,683 --> 01:16:50,252
I just had to do it
on my own terms.

1492
01:16:50,319 --> 01:16:52,721
All I had to do was
chill, chill and..

1493
01:16:52,788 --> 01:16:54,556
Chill.

1494
01:16:54,623 --> 01:16:56,058
<i>Like just letting go.</i>

1495
01:16:56,124 --> 01:16:57,860
I believe that's yours.

1496
01:16:57,927 --> 01:16:59,528
- Thank you.
- Good job.

1497
01:16:59,595 --> 01:17:03,732
♪ I never never never
wanna believe it ♪

1498
01:17:03,799 --> 01:17:08,437
♪ I never never never thought
I could leave this ♪

1499
01:17:08,504 --> 01:17:12,574
♪ Run run run
it's time we disconnect ♪

1500
01:17:12,641 --> 01:17:17,045
♪ Run run run
our minds are losin' this ♪

1501
01:17:17,112 --> 01:17:20,249
♪ Run run run
say goodbye to this.. ♪

1502
01:17:20,315 --> 01:17:22,184
<i>Like a renewed career.</i>

1503
01:17:22,251 --> 01:17:25,254
♪ Run run run
no I ain't lookin' back ♪

1504
01:17:32,427 --> 01:17:35,531
<i>Like home sweet home.</i>

1505
01:17:35,597 --> 01:17:37,032
<i>Or even like a new family.</i>

1506
01:17:37,099 --> 01:17:38,935
Looking good, super bird.

1507
01:17:39,002 --> 01:17:42,037
Pretty bird.
You're a pretty bird.

1508
01:17:42,104 --> 01:17:44,540
Pretty boy. Pretty mom.

1509
01:17:44,606 --> 01:17:46,976
'Pretty dog.'

1510
01:17:47,042 --> 01:17:49,044
So unusual.

1511
01:17:49,111 --> 01:17:51,113
'A dog who eats crickets.'

1512
01:17:52,147 --> 01:17:55,117
Let me out of this thing!

1513
01:17:55,183 --> 01:17:57,052
Not even funny.

1514
01:17:58,922 --> 01:18:02,591
<i>So, things are back to
normal, well, sort of.</i>

1515
01:18:02,658 --> 01:18:04,793
<i>Oh,
we're still agents, we just</i>

1516
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:06,461
<i>go about it
a little differently.</i>

1517
01:18:06,528 --> 01:18:08,730
<i>Yeah, like, we still go outside</i>

1518
01:18:08,797 --> 01:18:10,832
<i>but for reasons
other than taking on</i>

1519
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:12,367
<i>world conquering villains.</i>

1520
01:18:12,434 --> 01:18:14,570
<i>And as for technology</i>

1521
01:18:14,636 --> 01:18:17,873
<i>sure, there's a time and place
for it in our lives.</i>

1522
01:18:17,941 --> 01:18:22,311
<i>But we have to make a time
and a place for other things, too.</i>

1523
01:18:25,614 --> 01:18:28,684
♪ Run run run say goodbye.. ♪♪

1524
01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:32,688
Outside good, outside good,
outside great.

1525
01:18:34,189 --> 01:18:36,124
- Any action today?
- No.

1526
01:18:36,191 --> 01:18:37,659
I haven't seen anything.

1527
01:18:37,726 --> 01:18:38,827
Pretty boring.

1528
01:18:38,895 --> 01:18:42,932
Like I always say,
boring is good. Hm?

1529
01:18:42,999 --> 01:18:44,800
Like you always say?

1530
01:18:46,602 --> 01:18:48,170
Hey, my phone.

1531
01:18:50,039 --> 01:18:51,340
Roger!

1532
01:18:53,175 --> 01:18:55,044
Gwen!

1533
01:18:55,110 --> 01:18:56,879
Good boy. Ready?

1534
01:19:28,792 --> 01:19:33,792
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1535
01:19:34,050 --> 01:19:35,985
♪ I can feel it in my bones ♪

1536
01:19:36,052 --> 01:19:38,153
♪ I can feel you get weaker ♪

1537
01:19:38,220 --> 01:19:40,023
♪ You can hear it in my toes ♪

1538
01:19:40,089 --> 01:19:42,491
♪ And you can feel it
in the speakers yeah ♪

1539
01:19:42,557 --> 01:19:44,459
♪ And I can see
the way you flex ♪

1540
01:19:44,526 --> 01:19:46,561
♪ Every jump I want it safer ♪

1541
01:19:46,628 --> 01:19:48,597
♪ And if I tell you
what's next ♪

1542
01:19:48,664 --> 01:19:50,432
♪ I pull the part
of your retainer ♪

1543
01:19:50,499 --> 01:19:52,334
♪ And I know and I know
and I know and I know ♪

1544
01:19:52,401 --> 01:19:54,569
♪ We're good enough ♪

1545
01:19:54,636 --> 01:19:56,838
♪ When we go when we go
when we go when we go ♪

1546
01:19:56,906 --> 01:19:58,240
♪ We're movin' up ♪

1547
01:19:58,306 --> 01:20:00,208
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1548
01:20:00,275 --> 01:20:02,277
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1549
01:20:02,344 --> 01:20:04,279
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1550
01:20:04,346 --> 01:20:06,481
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1551
01:20:06,548 --> 01:20:08,517
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1552
01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:10,786
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1553
01:20:10,852 --> 01:20:13,089
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1554
01:20:13,156 --> 01:20:14,356
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1555
01:20:14,423 --> 01:20:16,391
♪ Hey hey ♪

1556
01:20:16,458 --> 01:20:18,427
♪ I could show you the ropes ♪

1557
01:20:18,493 --> 01:20:20,562
♪ And I could show you
the paper ♪

1558
01:20:20,629 --> 01:20:22,664
♪ I could take you
down the roads ♪

1559
01:20:22,731 --> 01:20:25,001
♪ And take you back home later ♪

1560
01:20:25,068 --> 01:20:26,903
♪ Never like the way you flex ♪

1561
01:20:26,969 --> 01:20:29,172
♪ And I really
like your flavor ♪

1562
01:20:29,237 --> 01:20:30,907
♪ If I tell you what's next ♪

1563
01:20:30,973 --> 01:20:32,607
♪ You better.. ♪

1564
01:20:32,674 --> 01:20:34,776
♪ And I know and I know
and I know and I know ♪

1565
01:20:34,843 --> 01:20:36,712
♪ We're good enough ♪
♪ Alright ♪

1566
01:20:36,778 --> 01:20:38,881
♪ When we go when we go
when we go when we go ♪

1567
01:20:38,948 --> 01:20:40,549
♪ We're movin' up ♪
♪ Yeah ♪

1568
01:20:40,615 --> 01:20:42,517
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1569
01:20:42,584 --> 01:20:44,686
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1570
01:20:44,753 --> 01:20:46,621
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1571
01:20:46,688 --> 01:20:49,058
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1572
01:20:49,125 --> 01:20:51,060
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1573
01:20:51,127 --> 01:20:53,261
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1574
01:20:53,328 --> 01:20:55,330
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1575
01:20:55,397 --> 01:20:57,900
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1576
01:20:57,967 --> 01:20:59,035
♪ Hey ♪

1577
01:20:59,102 --> 01:21:01,570
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1578
01:21:02,671 --> 01:21:05,741
♪ W-we still g-got the funk ♪

1579
01:21:07,242 --> 01:21:10,278
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1580
01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:15,918
♪ We still g-got the funk
f-funk ♪

1581
01:21:15,985 --> 01:21:19,554
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1582
01:21:19,621 --> 01:21:22,791
♪ W-we still g-got the funk ♪

1583
01:21:24,259 --> 01:21:26,929
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1584
01:21:28,463 --> 01:21:31,466
♪ We still g-got the funk ♪

1585
01:21:31,533 --> 01:21:33,468
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1586
01:21:33,535 --> 01:21:35,704
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1587
01:21:35,771 --> 01:21:37,907
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1588
01:21:37,974 --> 01:21:39,775
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1589
01:21:39,841 --> 01:21:42,111
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1590
01:21:42,178 --> 01:21:43,880
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1591
01:21:43,946 --> 01:21:46,481
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1592
01:21:46,548 --> 01:21:48,151
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1593
01:21:48,217 --> 01:21:50,452
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1594
01:21:50,519 --> 01:21:52,687
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1595
01:21:52,754 --> 01:21:54,924
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1596
01:21:54,991 --> 01:21:57,126
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1597
01:21:57,193 --> 01:21:58,995
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1598
01:21:59,061 --> 01:22:01,296
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1599
01:22:01,363 --> 01:22:03,166
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1600
01:22:03,232 --> 01:22:05,567
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1601
01:22:05,634 --> 01:22:07,469
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1602
01:22:07,536 --> 01:22:09,704
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1603
01:22:09,771 --> 01:22:11,640
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1604
01:22:11,706 --> 01:22:13,775
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1605
01:22:13,842 --> 01:22:16,045
♪ We still got the funk ♪

1606
01:22:16,112 --> 01:22:18,247
♪ Hey it never left us ♪

1607
01:22:18,313 --> 01:22:20,482
♪ We still got the funk
come on ♪

1608
01:22:20,549 --> 01:22:22,517
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪

1609
01:22:22,584 --> 01:22:24,419
♪ We still got the funk ♪
♪ Hey ♪♪