1 00:00:06,756 --> 00:00:07,841 {\an8}(birds chirping) 2 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,260 {\an8}♪ I was born in Kansas ♪ 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,554 ♪ I was bred in Kansas ♪ 4 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,889 ♪ And when I get married ♪ 5 00:00:14,889 --> 00:00:17,100 ♪ I'll be wed in Kansas ♪ 6 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,686 {\an8}♪ There's a true blue gal ♪ 7 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,688 {\an8}♪ Who promised she would wait ♪ 8 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:23,940 {\an8}♪ She's a sun, sunflower ♪ 9 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:26,151 {\an8}♪ From the sunflower state ♪ 10 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:28,653 {\an8}♪ She's a sunflower ♪ 11 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,989 ♪ She's my sunflower ♪ 12 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:34,075 ♪ And I know we'll never part ♪ 13 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:35,160 ♪ Ooh, ooh... ♪ 14 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,746 - So many hotties out today. - Joel: Yeah. 15 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:38,872 (birds chirping) 16 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,583 - You see that guy? - Yeah, I see him. 17 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:44,961 - Slim-fit, high-waisted jean? - Uh-huh, it certainly is. 18 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:48,047 - And a sensible sneaker. - Oh, yes, ma'am. 19 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:50,467 Usually not my thing, but I'll pound it. 20 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:51,926 Oh, I'm gonna pound it, too. 21 00:00:51,926 --> 00:00:54,429 - (both laugh) - What about this? 22 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:57,557 Leather jacket on an unseasonably warm day? 23 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,476 - Oh, he was big in the '80s. - (laughs) 24 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,561 But at least we know he doesn't mind getting sweaty, right? 25 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,229 - (laughs) Exactly! - I kinda like that. 26 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,273 - Yeah, pound it! - Pound it! (laughs) 27 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,025 I want somebody to be just as sweaty as I am. 28 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,735 I wanna know they're putting in the fuckin' work. 29 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,653 (both laugh) 30 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:13,364 Oh, 10,000. Done! 31 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,408 - (laughs) - Oh God, 32 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,452 how can we get our steps every single day, 33 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,746 and yet my pants are still tight? 34 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,665 I don't know. Maybe you oughta get on that elastic band life. 35 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:25,418 - Then you never really know what's goin' on. - (laughs) 36 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,671 - Seriously? - You seeing this? 37 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:31,049 I mean, that, that's disgusting. 38 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,342 I bet he wakes up every morning 39 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,676 and gives her a sweet little kiss 40 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,470 - right on the tip of her clitoris. - (phone buzzes) 41 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,972 - (laughs) Gross. Sam! - What? 42 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:40,183 - (buzzing) - Ah... 43 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:41,935 - Hey, Trish. - Tricia (on phone): Hey, you gotta meet me. 44 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,353 - I have Dad's list. - Like, right now? 45 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,687 I'm kinda in the middle of someth-- 46 00:01:44,687 --> 00:01:45,855 Tricia: Meet me in an hour 47 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:46,981 and please do not keep me waiting 'cause 48 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:49,317 - I have like 600,000-- - I'll be there! 49 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,444 - Fuckin' Tricia. - Mm. 50 00:01:51,444 --> 00:01:53,738 - You know what she would never do? - What? 51 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,825 - She'd never play "pound it or pass." - (scoffs) Her loss. 52 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,953 Seriously. Like, look at that guy. 53 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,413 - Well you know he loves poetry. - Joel: (laughs) Yeah. 54 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:05,792 Really, really, really enjoys infomercials. 55 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,753 - Oh, can't wait to tell you about his day. - Yeah. 56 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:10,213 Hates Cher. 57 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:13,049 - No, he doe-- Who hates Cher? - I mean, this guy. 58 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:15,385 - Oh, well, then pass. - Pass?! 59 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,553 Sam: I'm not pounding that. 60 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,888 Oh, you coulda had it so good. 61 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:21,474 Where is Roger? He's late today. 62 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:24,227 There he is. 63 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:26,563 Oh. 64 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,274 Okay. 65 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,984 I'm glad he's okay. 66 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,321 You did the right thing. 67 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,328 - Wanna do another lap? - Why would we do that? 68 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:45,373 - It'll be fun. - No, it won't. (laughs) 69 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:49,460 - Okay, we can just go back to the car. - Okay, you ready? 70 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:52,589 Well, first, can I just tell you something? 71 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:55,758 - No. Joel... - Well, since we don't have time to do another lap, 72 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:58,845 - I have time to say this. - No, no, please. Joel. 73 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,264 Don't do it. Don't ruin this moment, please. 74 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,807 I really love you. 75 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,767 - Joel. Joel! - (laughs) 76 00:03:04,767 --> 00:03:06,352 - Sam: Come on. - (laughing) 77 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,271 I'm doing another lap! You got me! 78 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:10,398 - Joel: I love you. - Sam: You know I don't have the infrastructure 79 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,859 - to go this fast! Stop talking! - I love you! 80 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:15,904 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,781 (breeze blowing) 82 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:24,245 {\an8}Tricia: I mean, I don't know why he sent this to me. 83 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:25,496 {\an8}You're the one who told him to go. 84 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:27,123 {\an8}Sam: Well, you're the responsible one. 85 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:29,375 {\an8}- Tricia: Didn't you teach him how to use a cell phone? - Sam: I did, 86 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:32,462 {\an8}- but I-I don't know. I guess it didn't work. - Tricia: Guess not. 87 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,923 Alright, well, this is all good. 88 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,925 Uh, "Made it to the airport in plenty of time. 89 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,344 Had an aisle seat." That's fascinating. 90 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,429 - "Made friends with the stewardess." - Of course. 91 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,473 (laughs) Um... 92 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,433 "Wish you girls could see the boat. 93 00:03:45,433 --> 00:03:47,352 "Uncle Frank really restored it good. 94 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:49,479 "Grilling up steaks tonight. 95 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,856 Setting sail tomorrow morning." 96 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,902 Okay, here's our to-do list. 97 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,904 - It's extensive. - Fuck. 98 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,073 "Number one, visit your mother every day." 99 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,617 (scoffs) Let's start that one tomorrow. 100 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:06,621 "Put in storm windows, vacuum, feed chickens, mow lawn, 101 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:09,624 check sump pump, clean out barn." 102 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:12,835 I-I can't-- I cannot deal with this right now! 103 00:04:12,835 --> 00:04:14,837 I just can't! I mean, I gotta go. 104 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:16,714 I gotta go to work, gotta pack Shannon up. I mean-- 105 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:19,092 - Okay, alright. - This was your idea anyway! I hate farming. 106 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,262 - We're not farming, Tricia! We're unfarming! - (opens car door) 107 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,347 And... 108 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:25,431 Come on. Aren't you glad 109 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,225 he's finally doing something for himself? 110 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:32,438 Well... the timing sucks. 111 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,941 Alright. I'm gonna come by later to say goodbye to Shannon. 112 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,943 - Tricia: Okay. - I wanna give her some of my old KU shirts. 113 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:39,529 - Okay. - She didn't tell you I got her a fake ID, did she? 114 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,199 I mean, I'm pretty sure you're kidding, but... 115 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,159 - (laughs) I'm kidding. - (car engine starts) 116 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,703 But I did tell her where to get one. 117 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,623 You're not funny. 118 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,083 I think it's funny. 119 00:04:58,881 --> 00:05:02,301 Of course, you were talking to your neighbor. 120 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:04,137 (laughs) 121 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,555 (Sam sighs) I gotta clear out the barn. 122 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,057 - Remind me, I need to get trash bags. - Joel: Mm. 123 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:10,351 Oh, fuck, you know what? I already made a list. 124 00:05:10,351 --> 00:05:13,104 Why can't I remember anything anymore? 125 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:15,189 - Menopause? - Perimenopause. 126 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:17,525 - (laughs) What's the difference? - Fuck, nobody knows. 127 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:18,985 (both laugh) 128 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,821 It should be an easy flip. It's just like an older couple. 129 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:24,824 They're real sweet, in town for the game. 130 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,493 And I locked up all of my crystal in the owner's closet. 131 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:30,204 - Lesson learned. - Good. 132 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:31,914 I can't believe I let you cut my hair. 133 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:35,585 Oh, but it's so... (clicks tongue) kitty. 134 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,421 - It is kitty, right? Kitty. - So kitty. I'd pound that. 135 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:41,591 - Hey. - Here's your hazelnut and soy milk latte for your husband. 136 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:42,967 - (laughs) - Oh, here you go, honey. 137 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:45,595 - Kisses. - (both laugh) 138 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,139 We better get you home. I know the caffeine gets you horny. 139 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:49,057 (laughs) Oh yeah. 140 00:05:49,057 --> 00:05:51,184 ♪ I'm just soaking wet ♪ 141 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,269 ♪ Oh, I'm so wet, oh ♪ 142 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:56,689 ♪ So fucking wet, ow-ow, watch out! ♪ 143 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:59,025 - (both laugh) - (horn honks) 144 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,195 (chirping) 145 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,285 - Should we do our stretches? - (sighs) Yeah. 146 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,457 - (groans) - One, two, three. (grunts) 147 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:17,251 (both laugh) 148 00:06:17,251 --> 00:06:18,544 Ugh, I really wish tonight 149 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:20,755 wasn't a designated non-drinking night. 150 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,800 What are you talking about? We just had two DNDNs in a row. 151 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,468 - We did? - Yeah! It's definitely time for a DN, 152 00:06:25,468 --> 00:06:26,427 unless you cheated. 153 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,763 - Joel, I would never! - (laughs) 154 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,432 Okay, then. Let's go out, you know? 155 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:34,102 Go downtown, take your mind off things. 156 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:37,271 - My friend Carla, from yoga, she said that-- - Oh, my God, Joel! 157 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:40,066 You know I hate when you talk about your yoga friends. 158 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:43,444 - I know, but she's different. She's-- - Oh, stop! NNP, Joel. 159 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:44,987 - What's NNP? - No new people! 160 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:47,448 Especially somebody that can touch their nose to their twat. 161 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,826 - It's not natural. - (laughs) 162 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,161 - But she's different. She's pregnant. - Oh, strike two. 163 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:54,247 - (both laugh) - (keys jingle) 164 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,582 I will never give her a chance. 165 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,960 - Joel: They left it unlocked. - Sam: Oh, that's good. 166 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,421 - Yo! Oh! Sam! Oh, my God! - Ah! What the fuck is this? 167 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:05,133 Joel: There is a clear no-pet policy. 168 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,677 - Sam: Oof. Can't believe you stepped in it. - Joel: I know. 169 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,428 The smell is living in my nose. 170 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,722 I don't know if I can come back from this. 171 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,683 Oh, Joel, we're burning those shoes tonight. 172 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,685 (scoffs) These are my good step shoes! 173 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,937 - Not anymore. - (sighs) 174 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,357 What about this? 175 00:07:21,357 --> 00:07:24,068 You think pa-pah counts as organic matter? 176 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:25,695 Oh yeah. 177 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:28,823 Hey, Steve! Does this stuff work on dog shit? 178 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,491 - You got a mess? - Joel: Steve, 179 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,285 it's really bad. 180 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,579 It's really bad. (laughs) 181 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:37,498 Yeah, that should do it. 182 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,667 - Let's load it up. - Alright. 183 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,377 I'm getting at least two. 184 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,379 - One more. - (laughs) Okay. 185 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,173 Do you think they have snacks here? 186 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:48,342 - Oh, they do, actually. I do know that for a fact. - Oh. 187 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:51,470 ♪ ♪ 188 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:55,016 (birds chirping) 189 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:59,187 - (insects buzzing) - (breeze blowing) 190 00:08:03,482 --> 00:08:07,695 (doors creaking, squeaking) 191 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,114 (sighs) 192 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,326 Fuck. 193 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:18,039 Oh, my God... 194 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:20,583 Holy shit. 195 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,260 I ain't got nowhere to put it. 196 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,555 ♪ ♪ 197 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,974 Ah, fuck. 198 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:47,401 (squeaking) 199 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,251 (banging) 200 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:06,462 (panting) 201 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,177 (muttering) 202 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:17,557 (panting) 203 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:20,768 (sighs) 204 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:25,022 Oh. (snorting laugh) 205 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,491 (panting) 206 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:42,331 ♪ ♪ 207 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:50,214 (sighs) Alright. Well... 208 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,842 think this is it. 209 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,556 - Oh boy. Yeah? - Okay, one thing. 210 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,142 I hate the sign. I don't really want that shit in my dorm room. 211 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,894 Oh, excuse me. That is the shit that paid for your dorm room, 212 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:05,521 so it stays. 213 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,106 - Okay, fine. - (laughs) 214 00:10:08,649 --> 00:10:10,318 You know, it just seems like yesterday 215 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:12,987 we were dropping you off at kindergarten. 216 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,655 Mom... 217 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,365 Shan, I'm just so proud of you. 218 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:18,117 You're just the best kid. 219 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,161 Oh, you look gorgeous for your first day! 220 00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,579 - I can't stand it. - (embarrassed laugh) 221 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,332 Okay, let me just get one more picture, okay? 222 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,833 You pose right here. 223 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:31,422 (sniffles) One second. Let me get this thing open. 224 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:35,468 - Alright, ready? - Okay. 225 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,886 - Smile! - (shutter snaps) 226 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,472 - (squeals) So cute. - Hey, send it to Dad. 227 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,641 Okay, yeah. 228 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,894 - Actually, no, you could just-- - Oh, no, no, it's fine. 229 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,104 - I'll send it to him. - No, send it to me. I can send it to him. 230 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:49,690 - Nope. Already sent. - (text whooshes) 231 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,359 (giggles) Easy. 232 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,861 - Not a big deal. (laughs) - Okay. 233 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:55,738 Alright. Let me get it together. 234 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,782 Should we go? You ready? 235 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,617 - Yeah, I guess. - (laughs) 236 00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:01,535 - I'm not ready, but. - Yeah. 237 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:03,371 - Should we get a coffee first? - We'll get coffee. 238 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,123 Okay. (sighs) 239 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,628 (sighs) 240 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:22,598 (sniffles) 241 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,229 (sighs) 242 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,316 (phone rings, line connects) 243 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,068 - Joel (on phone): Hey! - Hey. 244 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,570 Joel: Well, I think I finally got the shit smell out. 245 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,490 You can maybe smell it, but you have to really, really try. 246 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,410 How's it going up there? You ready for the renters? 247 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,662 Yeah, I'm getting there. (weak laugh) 248 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,333 Joel: You okay? 249 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,002 No. 250 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,966 Just, um... 251 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,302 feels really weird to be here 252 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,596 with all of his stuff, you know? 253 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:07,101 I... 254 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:10,479 I mean, I wanted him to go, and I pushed him to go, and I'm... 255 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:12,106 and I'm glad he went because I know 256 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,691 that he couldn't have cleaned out this barn. 257 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:15,443 It would've broken his heart. 258 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,573 But, I didn't... (sighs) 259 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,536 I didn't know it'd break mine, and, um... 260 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:31,709 Just sitting here, Joel, and he... 261 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,380 he's everywhere. 262 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,845 Every inch of this place is... 263 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,805 him, you know? 264 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,936 He loved this place. 265 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:53,814 And now, I'm just... 266 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,486 I just feel like I'm packing up his whole life, 267 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,070 and, um... 268 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,784 God (sniffles)... 269 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:09,955 Yeah, it just-- just sucks. 270 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,041 Joel: Do you want me to come out there? 271 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:15,711 (inhales, exhales) 272 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,713 No, just, um... 273 00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,967 just sit with me for a minute. 274 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:26,430 Joel: Okay. 275 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,236 (soft crying) 276 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,950 (sniffles, sighs) 277 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,452 Maybe I'm just a little tired. (laughs) 278 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,371 (both laugh softly) 279 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,373 (sniffles) I don't know. 280 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:56,168 You know, facing all this family shit without a cocktail. 281 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:59,421 Joel: I can be out there with a shaker in 15 minutes. 282 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,382 (laughs) No, no, no. 283 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:04,093 (sniffles) No. No. 284 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,263 Thank you. 285 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:11,600 (inhales, exhales) 286 00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,478 Joel: You're doing good by him. You really are. 287 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,605 Thank you. 288 00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:20,734 (birds chirping) 289 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:43,007 Oh, my fucking... God! 290 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,342 (exhales sharply) 291 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,722 (engine revs) 292 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:52,683 (sighs) 293 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,437 (door creaks open) 294 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,669 (keys jangle) 295 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:31,847 (walking down hall) 296 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,516 (bird cawing) 297 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:36,185 (quiet chatter) 298 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,603 Hi. 299 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,899 Um, Mary Jo Miller? 300 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,026 Oh, I'm sure you've got stories. 301 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,653 Yeah. Is she in her room? 302 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,946 - Yeah. You'll hear her. - Thanks. 303 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,870 - (quiet chatter) - (resident coughing) 304 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,682 Oh! Didn't see you there. 305 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,226 - MJ, you have a visitor. - (shuts drawer) 306 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,562 Hey, Mom! I was worried I was gonna miss you. 307 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,022 What are you doing here? 308 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,733 Well, I wanted to visit you, and Dad wanted to make sure 309 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,193 that you have plenty of clean underwear, 310 00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:27,194 so there's some in the drawer, 311 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,529 and I put a little up here, too, okay? 312 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,572 That shithead burnt my house down. 313 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,366 No, Mom. (laughs) No, he didn't. 314 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:36,453 - Yes, he did. - No, he didn't. 315 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:39,164 Have... Have you been smoking? 316 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,041 Has she been smoking? 317 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:43,669 - Nothing we can do about it. - What are you doing, Mom? 318 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,171 You don't smoke. What's that about? 319 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,090 (slaps thigh) 320 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,384 (sighs) Okay. 321 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,761 Is there anything else I can bring for you tomorrow? 322 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,097 - No. - Okay. 323 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,475 - Well, I'll see you tomorrow, and just... - (wheelchair rattling) 324 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,644 You know, thank you. I guess. 325 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,187 (phone ringing) 326 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,981 Hey, college mama. How'd it go? 327 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,024 Tricia (on phone): Yeah, so do you and your buffer 328 00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:07,401 want to come over for dinner? 329 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,819 I made this-- way too much food. 330 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,404 Casseroles. I don't know. I'm just-- 331 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:13,073 - I'm not used to cooking for one. - Yeah, I'll check with him. 332 00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:15,534 By the way, you owe me. I just saw Mom. 333 00:17:15,534 --> 00:17:17,703 - Jesus Christ. - (doorbell rings) 334 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,872 We are leaving as soon as we finish eating. 335 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,166 Copy that. What's our safe word? 336 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,751 - Tricia! - Hello! 337 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:26,420 - Hey. - Tricia: Come on in. 338 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,714 - "Juicy." - Joel: "Juicy." 339 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:32,176 (laughs) This is fun. Thank you for having us. 340 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:36,555 {\an8}Oh no! I'm so glad you came. And Joel... 341 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,725 I mean, have to give you a little compliment. 342 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,020 - You almost make Sam fun. Almost. - (Sam laughs) 343 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,563 - Thanks. (laughs) - Thanks... 344 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,774 So, of course, I've been wondering and thinking 345 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,233 about what this day was gonna be like, 346 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,944 and it was nothing like I thought it would be. 347 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,821 He wasn't even there. 348 00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:56,617 Well, I know there are mixed emotions, but, you know, 349 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,243 you should feel proud of yourself. 350 00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,745 You raised a really wonderful young woman. 351 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,622 Thank you. (soft laugh) 352 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,666 You know, I've never really been alone, like, not ever. 353 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,335 I mean, this is it for me. 354 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,337 I mean, you get divorced at my age, 355 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,088 that is the end. Done. 356 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,840 I'll be alone forever, and, you know, that's fine. 357 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,426 It's not a big deal. But, Sam, you've always been alone. 358 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,638 I mean, you're good at it or used to it or whatever. 359 00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,473 It's fine for you, and that's fine. 360 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:22,017 I just never thought that I would end up like this. 361 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,685 Just never saw it. 362 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:27,105 Thought I'd be more like Mom and Dad, like married forever. 363 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,024 - Really? - Tricia: Mm-hmm! 364 00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:31,485 - Heck yeah. - Get treated like shit and fuckin' 365 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,737 taken for granted like Dad? 366 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,240 Mm, just... 367 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,743 I don't wanna be a divorced person. 368 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,955 I don't... I'm not a div-- 369 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,666 I'm not the kind of person who gets divorced. 370 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,875 I don't... 371 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,044 Well, you don't have to be. 372 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,256 You could get back together with Rick. 373 00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,049 (scoffs) Joel, he cheated. 374 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,343 Or not. Or not. 375 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,846 Tricia: Well... 376 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,722 Maybe I cheated, too. 377 00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:01,807 - (fork clanks) - No, you didn't! 378 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,308 You did? 379 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,228 Well, I guess not technically, 380 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,355 but, I mean, I did try. 381 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:11,859 - (excited giggle) - What are you talking about? 382 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,194 (coyly): Uh-hm. 383 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,822 - I think I need more details. - I'd like a few more myself. 384 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,740 - Joel: I wanna know. - With Coop. 385 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,659 - No! - (Joel giggles) 386 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,119 Yes! 387 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,204 Well, she fucked my husband, 388 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:27,040 - so I tried to fuck hers. - Sam: Tricia! 389 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,459 - Tricia: Hm? - Now who's fun? 390 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,587 - I was so mad. He turned me down, so... - Sam: Wha... 391 00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,089 - Okay, th-then it doesn't really count. - Tricia: Coop. 392 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,591 Okay? Coop. 393 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,927 Coop said no to this, this whole situation. 394 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:41,555 He was like, "No thanks." I'm like, "What the fuck? 395 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,016 - Wh-who are you again?" - (Joel laughs) 396 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,810 Do you know what a pencil test is, Joel? 397 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,104 - Oh, here we go. - Tricia: Okay. Pencil test. 398 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:50,689 Do you wanna say it or you want me to say it? 399 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,524 - I guess you? - Okay, I'll say it. 400 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,568 - Joel: You can say it. - Pencil test is if it stays-- 401 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,653 You put it under here, and if it stays... 402 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,196 - Anyway, it's good if it falls. - (clatters) 403 00:19:58,196 --> 00:20:01,867 - Oh! (laughs) Well, it did! - Tricia: That was loud. Sorry! 404 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,912 So, I pass the pencil test even still. 405 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,872 Even at my age. Do you see it? 406 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,582 What do you think? 407 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,250 Joel, just tell her she has great tits. 408 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,835 Say it. You're not even looking at 'em. 409 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,714 - You have great tits. - (Tricia yelps, giggles) 410 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,342 - Why would you make me say that? - 'Cause I wanted to hear it. 411 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,052 - (both giggling) - Joel: Oh, my God. 412 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,637 That did not sound good coming outta my mouth. 413 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,388 It was a little bit weird, but I feel much better. 414 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,681 Who wants more wine? 415 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,934 I would like to know how you feel about my tits, Joel. 416 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,143 (laughs) 417 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,603 - You know how-- - Just look at 'em. 418 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,897 You know how a mother can't love... 419 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,942 - more-- her children more than the other? - Whose do you like better? 420 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,777 - If you had to pick? - You know, it's equal love. 421 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,612 - It's equal love. - Do you like the pencil test pass, 422 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,698 - or would you rather-- - Or what about the salad-- 423 00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,867 (all laughing) 424 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:47,287 If I don't win now, you fucker. 425 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,456 (shaking, rattling) 426 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,083 Is that what I think it is? 427 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,001 (gasps) 428 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,128 ♪ I love a teenie-tini, would you like a teenie-tini? ♪ 429 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,672 ♪ I'd like a teenie-tini, too ♪ 430 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,840 ♪ That's one teenie-tini, and another teenie-tini ♪ 431 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,135 - Joel: Ooh! - (both laugh) 432 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:07,391 I guess it'll be a teenier-tini. 433 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,018 - That's okay. I'll take whatever you got. - (laughing) 434 00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:13,188 Oh, we've earned it after that dinner. Oh, my God. 435 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,565 (both laugh) 436 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,609 - Okay. Okay. Oh. - (sighs) 437 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,195 I guess one shouldn't mix drinks 438 00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:22,531 - when under the influence. - (laughing) 439 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:25,826 - Cheers. Thank you for this. Cheers. - (laughing) Cheers! 440 00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:27,661 Mm! 441 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,664 Oh God. Tricia's a lot. (laughs) 442 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,165 (laughing) 443 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,876 Mm! Oh, my God, how is your mom? 444 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:38,338 - Oh, she was wonderful. Thank you so much for asking. - Aww. 445 00:21:38,338 --> 00:21:40,674 Was it just a real shit show? 446 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,135 It was a shit show. Do you know what she's doing now? 447 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,971 - Hm? - She is bumming cigarettes off of her fellow residents. 448 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,556 (laughs) Well, sure. 449 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,599 - She's a stroke victim. Why wouldn't she? - Yes! 450 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,476 I think she would like another stroke. 451 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,687 - (laughs) - (laughs) Oh no. Sorry. 452 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:54,855 But you can't tell her what to do! 453 00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,440 She just does whatever the fuck she wants. 454 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,400 I wouldn't even go visit her if it weren't for my dad, 455 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,027 but, you know, fuck. 456 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,195 Ugh. You know what? 457 00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,698 - Hm? - I think what you need is 30 CCs 458 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:06,533 of Joel on your next visit. 459 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,536 - (laughs) - I am a very charming companion! 460 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:12,372 Joel, I will not stand by while my mother's a cunt to you. 461 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,666 (laughs) 462 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,044 I'm sorry, but she cunt help herself. (laughs) 463 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:19,087 (laughs) 464 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:21,298 I like gettin' lit. 465 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:24,426 (both laugh) 466 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:27,179 - Cheers! Oh, my God. - (glasses clink) 467 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,764 - Fred: Here he is! - Oh, my God! 468 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,348 - Sam: Jesus Christ! - Hi, kids! 469 00:22:30,348 --> 00:22:32,434 - I've missed you. How are you? - (door shuts) 470 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:34,895 - What are you doing here? - Her pops called me. 471 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,605 - What, he did? - Fred: Yeah, he did. 472 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,398 But you know what? He just wanted to make sure 473 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:40,275 that you're doing okay and everything's okay at the farm. 474 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,235 - Okay. - Fred: And you know what? I gotta tell you, kids. 475 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,488 I was getting a little cold and bored up there in-- 476 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:47,074 thank you-- in Wisconsin, you know? 477 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,950 - So, it was time to come home. - Well, welcome back. 478 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,702 - Thank you. - Sam: Welcome back. 479 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,121 Jesus, Sammy! Oh my God, 480 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:55,665 {\an8}- is this what it's come down to? - (laughs) 481 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,042 {\an8}It's a little fluffy under there. 482 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,960 It's like an Ewok's on your lap. You see that? 483 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,379 - You see that? - Yeah, well, I'm a child of the '70s, 484 00:23:01,379 --> 00:23:03,715 and my bush should be a reflection of that. 485 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:05,133 - (Joel laughs) - Oh, how I missed you two. 486 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,385 - Is it that bad? - It's kinda bad. 487 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:10,222 I'm so glad I finally get to see the honeymoon suite. 488 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,307 It's solely a financial arrangement. 489 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:15,310 - A little marriage of convenience. I get a cut. - (laughter) 490 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:18,105 So, I don't understand. My dad will call you, 491 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,147 but not his own daughters? 492 00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,440 Well, he doesn't want you to think 493 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,442 he's being overbearing or micromanaging. 494 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,944 Okay, so he sent you? 495 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,154 Yeah. I'm the full package. 496 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,572 (scoffs) 497 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,991 Can you do that? Can you just leave a sabbatical? 498 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,786 It's, like, a really big deal for you and your career, right? 499 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,080 Look, kids, nine months was enough, 500 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,957 and I can finish my research here. 501 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:40,502 Well... Thank you, Fred. 502 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,003 Hey, come on. 503 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,089 - Anything for Ed. - Yeah. 504 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:46,133 But I guess we're fucked for choir practice now. 505 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,051 - No! No. - Fred: I know. 506 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,845 - We'll figure it out. - We'll figure it out. 507 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,430 And, um... 508 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,225 uh, your dad did tell me that MJ had a stroke. 509 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,310 - Yeah. - Fred: Sorry. 510 00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:59,938 Yeah, well, it's harder on my dad. 511 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,982 Then he was just pushing himself to do all this stuff 512 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,109 that he can't really do anymore. 513 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,695 - Well, you know, he is a farmer. - Yeah. 514 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,530 Plus renting out the land and then the barn, 515 00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,906 it was just all too much. 516 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,325 So, I was like, "Dad, now's the time. Y-you have to go. 517 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,286 - You've never done anything for yourself." - Joel: Mm. 518 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,664 So, now he's on a boat with his brother in Corpus Christi, 519 00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:19,332 - probably drinking a beer right now. - (laughs) 520 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,668 - He is gonna have the best time. We all know it. - The best time. 521 00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:23,712 - You know he's raging out there right now. - (laughs) 522 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:27,716 Oh, kids. I-I know this is a lot, but we got this. 523 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:29,134 - We got this. - We got this. 524 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,343 Fred: And... 525 00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:34,181 I also brought back... 526 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,266 - cheese curds! Look at this. - (cheering) 527 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:37,601 (laughing) 528 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:40,187 Put one in the freezer for Ed. I know how he loves his cheese. 529 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:41,438 - (Joel giggles) - He loves cheese. 530 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,607 - One for you, buddy. - Oh goodness! Thank you. 531 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,317 Sam: Well, I guess if we're partying, 532 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,360 then maybe you're probably wondering, like, 533 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,529 - what we've been up to this whole time. - Alright. What do you got? 534 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,864 Well, we like to drink our teenie-tinis, 535 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,616 and then we like to open up the dance floor. 536 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:55,035 - Joel: Oh, my God, this is the song! This is the song! - (turns on radio) 537 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,829 - Turning it up! Okay, Sammy and Joel! - What are you doing? 538 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,123 - You gotta get up on your feet. - You want me to join? 539 00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:02,167 - Yeah, get the fuck up! - Alright, shit! 540 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,419 - ♪ When you decide you like yourself ♪ - Holler at me! 541 00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:06,087 - Oh, okay! - ♪ When you decide you need someone ♪ 542 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:07,881 - Holler at me! - Holler at me! Feel the spirit! 543 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:11,092 - Holler at me! - Holler at me! Oh, my God, my pelvic floor just dropped! 544 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,677 - (all laugh) - (song continues) 545 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,055 - All: Holler at me! - Fred: Do I have to do it like this? 546 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,182 - All: Holler at me! - (laughter) 547 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,935 - All: Holler at me! - Sam: Oh! Shit, I can't breathe! 548 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,938 - We did it! Okay. - Joel: I need to stop. I need to stop! 549 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:26,149 (insects chirping outside) 550 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:34,324 (phone vibrates) 551 00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:39,496 (laughs) 552 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:46,878 - (Joel's phone dings) - (Joel and Sam laugh) 553 00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:50,507 - Joel! - Joel: Yeah? 554 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,759 How many active hours do you have? 555 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,304 Ten. 556 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,056 Sam: Oh, that's good. 557 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,475 Is... is 13 better? 558 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,602 (both laugh) 559 00:26:03,603 --> 00:26:05,272 I guess it's technic-- 560 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:09,317 Oh, are you fucking kidding me? 561 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,027 - What? - Joel: No. 562 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,738 They gave me two stars! 563 00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,992 They say I have non-absorptive bath towels! 564 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:18,785 Fuck them! I picked out those towels! 565 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:21,204 Your dog shit all over my house! 566 00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:23,248 Oh, these motherfuckers! 567 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:25,458 Joel, we're gonna find 'em and burn 'em alive. 568 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:29,045 - I'm gonna write a letter! - To who? 569 00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:31,381 I don't know. (laughs) 570 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,008 (laughs) 571 00:26:33,008 --> 00:26:35,719 - Okay, you ready? - Yeah. 572 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:39,180 - Lights out. - Alright. 573 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,682 (light clicks) 574 00:26:40,682 --> 00:26:42,559 - Nighty-night. - Nighty-night. 575 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,768 (light clicks) 576 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:49,524 My beautiful, perfect rating... 577 00:26:50,358 --> 00:26:52,902 (giggling) 578 00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:55,155 - Night, Joel. - Good night. 579 00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,991 ("Ungodly Hour" by Chloe X Halle playing) 580 00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,492 Sweet dweams! 581 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,369 (Joel laughs) 582 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,458 ♪ Hit me with your eyes ♪ 583 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,210 ♪ I never seen that kind of view ♪ 584 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,795 ♪ You walkin' over here ♪ 585 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,631 ♪ The way that it went down, that's when I knew ♪ 586 00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:15,300 ♪ We be talkin' all night ♪ 587 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:19,179 ♪ But I can tell you need to work on you, you, you ♪ 588 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,389 ♪ Like you, you, you ♪ 589 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:25,310 ♪ Like you ♪ 590 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,645 ♪ Mm ♪ 591 00:27:27,645 --> 00:27:29,022 ♪ You be playin' sweet ♪ 592 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:32,150 ♪ But, baby, don't you know that talk is cheap ♪ 593 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:33,610 ♪ Can't fool me ♪ 594 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:37,197 ♪ I wish that you could back it up for me, me, me ♪ 595 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:41,076 ♪ Like me, me, me, like me ♪ 596 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,286 ♪ You know that I ♪ 597 00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:45,580 ♪ I heard it all before ♪ 598 00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,832 ♪ You're hesitant ♪ 599 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:50,210 ♪ But you could give me more ♪ 600 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,462 ♪ I know you like ♪ 601 00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,964 ♪ To play those silly games ♪ 602 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:58,426 ♪ When you're done, call my name ♪ 603 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,887 ♪ When you decide you like yourself, holler at me ♪ 604 00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:03,139 ♪ When you decide you need someone, call up on me ♪ 605 00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,183 ♪ When you don't have to think about it ♪ 606 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:08,478 ♪ Love me at the ungodly hour ♪