1 00:00:05,743 --> 00:00:08,780 (quiet news chatter) 2 00:00:19,791 --> 00:00:21,426 {\an8}(phone dings) 3 00:00:23,928 --> 00:00:25,464 (sighs) 4 00:00:33,071 --> 00:00:34,506 (sighs) God. 5 00:00:36,107 --> 00:00:39,211 - (sighs) Fuck! - (phone ringing) 6 00:00:40,612 --> 00:00:42,042 God... 7 00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:46,148 - (sighs) Yes? - Tricia (on phone): Hey. 8 00:00:46,148 --> 00:00:48,016 Um, are you at work? 9 00:00:48,016 --> 00:00:49,484 No, I called in sick. 10 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:51,214 - Are you sick? - Sam (on phone): No. 11 00:00:51,214 --> 00:00:53,221 Okay, good 'cause I need you. I need your help really badly. 12 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,022 I'm, like, completely overwhelmed-- 13 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:58,127 - Tricia, I can't right now. I'm kinda busy. - Tricia: Please, Sam, please. 14 00:00:58,127 --> 00:00:59,561 I mean, really, seriously, please. 15 00:00:59,561 --> 00:01:01,596 - (loud marching band music) - Jesus! Oh, fuck! 16 00:01:01,596 --> 00:01:03,666 Sam, I'm sorry! But you have no idea-- 17 00:01:03,666 --> 00:01:05,100 No, no, it's not you. 18 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:08,404 ("K-State Fight Song" playing loudly) 19 00:01:08,404 --> 00:01:09,541 (Sam sighs) 20 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:13,212 I-I'll be there in a little bit, alright? 21 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,847 Thanks. Cool, see ya. 22 00:01:16,748 --> 00:01:17,946 (sighs) 23 00:01:17,946 --> 00:01:20,850 (inhale, ragged exhale) 24 00:01:20,850 --> 00:01:24,156 (light theme song playing) 25 00:01:24,922 --> 00:01:28,256 (quiet street noise) 26 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,459 Hey! There she is! 27 00:01:30,459 --> 00:01:32,193 Jesus Christ, Fred, you scared me to death. 28 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,829 Is it a game day or something? 29 00:01:33,829 --> 00:01:35,597 No. I'm just checkin' in. 30 00:01:35,597 --> 00:01:37,632 You know, I talked to Lou, and he said you're the only person 31 00:01:37,632 --> 00:01:39,000 that hasn't picked up their jacket. 32 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,202 Oh fuck. Uh, you know what? 33 00:01:40,202 --> 00:01:42,098 I'm gonna go by and get that today. 34 00:01:42,098 --> 00:01:44,239 Did you bring out the Growler just to ask me that? 35 00:01:44,239 --> 00:01:45,607 No, I just had to fill up the tank, 36 00:01:45,607 --> 00:01:47,976 you know what I'm sayin'? Am I gonna see you tonight? 37 00:01:47,976 --> 00:01:49,444 'Cause you're not responding to my texts. 38 00:01:49,444 --> 00:01:51,446 - I texted you like 15 times. - Well, 39 00:01:51,446 --> 00:01:53,949 I don't know, Fred. I'm just gonna... 40 00:01:53,949 --> 00:01:55,650 be a black cloud. You don't want me there. 41 00:01:55,650 --> 00:02:00,055 - Ah, come on. You know I want you there, Sam. - Mm... 42 00:02:00,055 --> 00:02:02,557 It's just Joel and I still aren't talking, 43 00:02:02,557 --> 00:02:04,921 - and I-I don't want it to be like a whole thing. - Alright, alright. 44 00:02:04,921 --> 00:02:06,796 Y-You and I are still talkin', right? 45 00:02:06,796 --> 00:02:07,929 - Yeah. - Come on, 46 00:02:07,929 --> 00:02:09,197 Sam, look what you're gonna miss. 47 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,498 Isn't this beautiful? 48 00:02:10,498 --> 00:02:12,433 I went all out. I decked it out, it's gorgeous. 49 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,403 - You gotta see inside. Come on. Come on! - Sam: Okay. 50 00:02:14,403 --> 00:02:17,773 - Alright. Let's take a look. - Fred: Purple paradise! 51 00:02:17,773 --> 00:02:19,207 - Look at this. - Wow! 52 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,177 We got cheese balls. We got koozies. 53 00:02:22,177 --> 00:02:24,013 - Check that out. Look at that. - Sam: Oh yeah. 54 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:25,113 That's great. 55 00:02:25,113 --> 00:02:26,919 And check this out. We had these made. 56 00:02:28,086 --> 00:02:30,385 - Wow! (laughs) - Yeah. 57 00:02:30,385 --> 00:02:31,420 You're gonna have to fend off 58 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:33,121 all the heartbroken ladies for me. 59 00:02:33,121 --> 00:02:34,857 It would be my great honor. 60 00:02:34,857 --> 00:02:36,291 (both laughing) 61 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:37,592 Oh, come on, Sammy. 62 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:40,329 It's not gonna be the same without ya. 63 00:02:40,329 --> 00:02:42,565 Yeah, you know what? You guys rage without me. 64 00:02:42,565 --> 00:02:44,399 And then, how about tomorrow, 65 00:02:44,399 --> 00:02:46,501 I could take you for an all-you-can-eat 66 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,137 - ice cream experience. - Mm... 67 00:02:48,137 --> 00:02:49,338 You get whatever you want, 68 00:02:49,338 --> 00:02:51,306 and you can tell me all about what I missed. 69 00:02:51,306 --> 00:02:53,641 Mm, well, uh, I don't wanna force you 70 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,478 to have the time of your life, Sammy. 71 00:02:55,478 --> 00:02:56,644 But do you like ice cream? 72 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,847 I don't like ice cream. I love ice cream! 73 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:00,748 - See? - But you gotta take me to Call Hall 74 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,950 because it goes right from the udder to the cone. 75 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,320 - That sounds fresh. - It's a metaphor, but you know what I'm sayin'. 76 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:07,122 - I think I get it. - But it's so good. 77 00:03:07,122 --> 00:03:09,624 And you gotta wear one of these. 78 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,931 - Well, what does it say? - Yeah! Open it. 79 00:03:13,898 --> 00:03:15,297 (both laughing) 80 00:03:15,297 --> 00:03:17,566 I'm the stud. When you wear it, I gotta be on that side. 81 00:03:17,566 --> 00:03:20,803 - Alright. Fuck yeah. Let's do it! Yes! - Okay? Alright! 82 00:03:20,803 --> 00:03:24,139 ♪ ♪ 83 00:03:24,139 --> 00:03:26,108 Brad: Those are great. They're perfect. 84 00:03:26,108 --> 00:03:27,309 (quiet chatter) 85 00:03:27,309 --> 00:03:28,878 Joel: They're a little pale. 86 00:03:28,878 --> 00:03:31,379 Well, maybe do 'em on this side a little bit more. 87 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,382 - (laughs) - There you go. Look it. 88 00:03:33,382 --> 00:03:35,254 (whispers): Belinda's gonna yell at me. 89 00:03:36,387 --> 00:03:37,886 She's outta control today. 90 00:03:37,886 --> 00:03:40,083 (laughing) 91 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:43,191 Ugh. Maybe I shouldn't have even sent this. 92 00:03:43,191 --> 00:03:45,326 Oh, I'm sure it's fine. 93 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:47,196 She probably didn't even see it yet. 94 00:03:47,196 --> 00:03:49,064 No, she read it 45 minutes ago. 95 00:03:49,064 --> 00:03:52,637 Okay. Well, what did you say? 96 00:03:54,471 --> 00:03:56,605 I told her how many steps I got yesterday. 97 00:03:56,605 --> 00:03:58,340 Okay... 98 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:02,414 And how did you want her to respond to that? 99 00:04:03,713 --> 00:04:06,682 I don't know. I guess the way she always responds? 100 00:04:06,682 --> 00:04:08,650 I mean... 101 00:04:08,650 --> 00:04:11,957 It's a big change for both of you in... 102 00:04:12,823 --> 00:04:13,959 in different ways. 103 00:04:15,594 --> 00:04:16,759 Yeah. 104 00:04:16,759 --> 00:04:20,262 And I sent her a text about my steps. 105 00:04:20,262 --> 00:04:21,930 - (laughs) - Oh, my God! Brad, 106 00:04:21,930 --> 00:04:25,167 - I'm a complete and total ding-dong! - No! 107 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:28,236 No, you are not a ding-dong. 108 00:04:28,236 --> 00:04:31,006 You'll see her tonight, and you'll talk it out. 109 00:04:31,006 --> 00:04:33,275 Listen, it might take some time, 110 00:04:33,275 --> 00:04:34,810 but it's gonna be okay. 111 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:38,213 Brad, we got a request for a great white shark 112 00:04:38,213 --> 00:04:39,548 and three little piggies. 113 00:04:39,548 --> 00:04:42,479 Okay, I-I'll get right on it, Belinda. 114 00:04:42,479 --> 00:04:43,588 (sighs) 115 00:04:44,755 --> 00:04:46,121 (soft laugh) 116 00:04:46,121 --> 00:04:47,823 Did you see how she came at me? 117 00:04:47,823 --> 00:04:48,994 (laughs) 118 00:04:50,061 --> 00:04:52,464 (engine cranking) 119 00:04:53,532 --> 00:05:00,372 (engine cranking) 120 00:05:02,707 --> 00:05:03,742 (sighs) 121 00:05:05,743 --> 00:05:08,780 ♪ ♪ 122 00:05:09,981 --> 00:05:13,018 (birds chirping) 123 00:05:14,385 --> 00:05:15,887 (door bell dings) 124 00:05:24,462 --> 00:05:26,495 Oh, thank God! I thought you changed your mind. 125 00:05:26,495 --> 00:05:28,097 Uh, I rode my bike. 126 00:05:28,097 --> 00:05:29,297 What is that? 127 00:05:29,297 --> 00:05:31,900 I picked up my jacket for Fred's wedding. 128 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:34,202 W-w-wait. So, why are you riding your bike? 129 00:05:34,202 --> 00:05:35,404 Did the truck break down again? 130 00:05:35,404 --> 00:05:36,971 No. No, it just wouldn't start. 131 00:05:36,971 --> 00:05:39,574 Sam, that thing is on its last leg. I keep telling you. 132 00:05:39,574 --> 00:05:41,344 When did Holly get it? Like '98? 133 00:05:41,344 --> 00:05:43,311 (sniffs) Yep. 134 00:05:43,311 --> 00:05:45,180 - It's, like, 25 years old! - Okay. 135 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:47,316 Okay, just gimme a second here. 136 00:05:47,316 --> 00:05:48,518 What? 137 00:05:48,518 --> 00:05:50,386 This is a lot of cunt. 138 00:05:50,386 --> 00:05:52,554 "100% cunt mode." Yes. 139 00:05:52,554 --> 00:05:54,857 "Cunt, please." "Big and juicy cunt." 140 00:05:54,857 --> 00:05:58,360 I mean, I can't-- Oh! Oh, okay. This is cute. 141 00:05:58,360 --> 00:05:59,761 "Knock, knock. Who's there? 142 00:05:59,761 --> 00:06:01,863 {\an8}You. You're still a cunt." Did you make this one for me? 143 00:06:01,863 --> 00:06:03,299 No. Just made it. 144 00:06:03,299 --> 00:06:04,833 Wow. 145 00:06:04,833 --> 00:06:06,601 "Cunt Supreme." "Live, laugh, cunt." 146 00:06:06,601 --> 00:06:08,437 - Aw, that's cute. - I mean, just stop saying it, please. 147 00:06:08,437 --> 00:06:10,238 - What? Cunt? - Yeah. 148 00:06:10,238 --> 00:06:11,974 Twat? I cunt hear you. 149 00:06:11,974 --> 00:06:13,842 My dick-tor says I have an ear in-fuck-tion, 150 00:06:13,842 --> 00:06:16,145 and I need to take some penis-illin. 151 00:06:16,145 --> 00:06:17,482 Are you done? 152 00:06:18,249 --> 00:06:19,449 I cunt be sure. 153 00:06:19,449 --> 00:06:21,449 (sighs) Okay. 154 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:23,285 Alright. What can I help you with? 155 00:06:23,285 --> 00:06:25,487 Just, you're on shipping. Just start putting those boxes together. 156 00:06:25,487 --> 00:06:26,721 Here's the tape, and there's, like, 157 00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:28,623 three more bags of these peanuts in the garage. 158 00:06:28,623 --> 00:06:30,559 I have all the packing slips in the other room, 159 00:06:30,559 --> 00:06:31,859 and I think I want some wine. 160 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,124 - Do you want some wine? - I'd like some wine, yes. 161 00:06:34,124 --> 00:06:35,898 - This is gonna be a lot of fun. - Yeah. 162 00:06:35,898 --> 00:06:38,003 ♪ ♪ 163 00:06:39,536 --> 00:06:40,970 Sam: Oh, you do the peanuts first. 164 00:06:40,970 --> 00:06:43,405 - Tricia: Mm-hmm... (interrupting gibberish) - And then-- 165 00:06:43,405 --> 00:06:45,241 - Put more peanuts. - (mutters) 166 00:06:45,241 --> 00:06:47,577 More peanuts. 167 00:06:47,577 --> 00:06:49,378 And then, thank you card. 168 00:06:49,378 --> 00:06:51,013 - Thank you card. Yeah. Alright. - Done. 169 00:06:51,013 --> 00:06:53,583 I got it. You can do your invoices and I'll be all set. 170 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:54,883 Just make it pretty, right? 171 00:06:54,883 --> 00:06:57,086 - That's it. Alright. - Making it pretty. 172 00:06:57,086 --> 00:06:59,091 - Thanks. - Yep. 173 00:07:04,929 --> 00:07:07,166 Hey, so, um... 174 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:10,731 Um, I've just been thinking seriously 175 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:13,635 about buying a new car, so you should just take the Jeep. 176 00:07:13,635 --> 00:07:15,703 I mean, I'll never get what it's worth on the trade-in anyway. 177 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,776 No, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna hold onto the truck. 178 00:07:19,511 --> 00:07:21,376 Okay. I mean... 179 00:07:21,376 --> 00:07:22,878 You know, I just thought... 180 00:07:22,878 --> 00:07:26,118 Yeah, Tricia, it's... We're good, okay? 181 00:07:27,117 --> 00:07:28,853 - Yeah. - We're good. 182 00:07:32,089 --> 00:07:33,689 (quietly): Okay. 183 00:07:33,689 --> 00:07:36,228 And get the fucking label... 184 00:07:37,261 --> 00:07:39,598 Get the fucking tape... 185 00:07:41,198 --> 00:07:42,667 Ooh, fuck. 186 00:07:44,035 --> 00:07:45,268 Oh no. 187 00:07:45,268 --> 00:07:48,573 (birds chirping) 188 00:07:50,909 --> 00:07:53,375 - ("K-State Fight Song" blasting) - Oh! 189 00:07:53,375 --> 00:07:54,944 What, you a Jayhawks fan? 190 00:07:54,944 --> 00:07:56,581 Come on! Hop in! 191 00:07:57,615 --> 00:07:59,181 You're my first stop, kid. 192 00:07:59,181 --> 00:08:00,650 (laughs) Gosh. 193 00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:04,420 (song builds, ends) 194 00:08:04,420 --> 00:08:06,455 - Okay. - (laughs) 195 00:08:06,455 --> 00:08:08,193 Nuts... 196 00:08:10,061 --> 00:08:11,727 Nuts! 197 00:08:11,727 --> 00:08:13,394 (quietly): Gotta love nuts. 198 00:08:13,394 --> 00:08:15,464 Tricia: That fucking cunt! 199 00:08:15,464 --> 00:08:17,633 - What? - Oh, my God! 200 00:08:17,633 --> 00:08:19,168 - Sam: What? - Okay, so first, 201 00:08:19,168 --> 00:08:21,602 - I get blackballed at Campbell's. - Wait, what happened? 202 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,504 Oh, yeah, yeah! Heather would not sell to me 203 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,007 because of lies that Charity told her. 204 00:08:25,007 --> 00:08:26,608 - Wha-- - Yeah, Charity lied to her! 205 00:08:26,608 --> 00:08:27,910 But don't worry, I set her straight. 206 00:08:27,910 --> 00:08:29,577 I dressed her down in public. I mean, 207 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,246 there was nobody there but I said everything! 208 00:08:31,246 --> 00:08:32,381 I told her the truth! 209 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,349 The truth! And then, I was at Ballard's, 210 00:08:34,349 --> 00:08:37,819 and I saw fucking Cece Coleman, Camp Counselor Cece, 211 00:08:37,819 --> 00:08:39,521 with her fucking shitty twins, 212 00:08:39,521 --> 00:08:43,092 and she 100% saw me and she totally avoided me! 213 00:08:43,092 --> 00:08:44,659 Okay, well, she's always been a stupid twat. 214 00:08:44,659 --> 00:08:46,828 Well, that's true, but now, Charity is having 215 00:08:46,828 --> 00:08:49,230 all of her nasty little fucking friends 216 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:52,000 leave these cunty little comments on the Instagram. 217 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,569 Wait, wait, okay, just-- H-How does Charity know 218 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:55,904 about the Instagram in the first place? 219 00:08:55,904 --> 00:08:57,873 Because I fucking tagged her! 220 00:08:57,873 --> 00:09:00,241 - You did? I mean... - Yes! Yes, I did. 221 00:09:00,241 --> 00:09:02,978 - Okay. - I mean, how am I the bad guy in all of this? 222 00:09:02,978 --> 00:09:05,514 Why? I didn't fuck her husband! 223 00:09:05,514 --> 00:09:07,215 Well, you tried, but that's okay. 224 00:09:07,215 --> 00:09:08,884 I guess this is what happens when you try to be 225 00:09:08,884 --> 00:09:10,152 the bigger person, you know? 226 00:09:10,152 --> 00:09:11,723 I guess so. 227 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,728 - Peanuts... - Wait, just hold up. 228 00:09:17,527 --> 00:09:18,797 Where has your buffer been? 229 00:09:19,464 --> 00:09:21,561 I don't know. 230 00:09:22,166 --> 00:09:22,964 What happened? 231 00:09:22,964 --> 00:09:25,104 Nothing. He's just being an asshole. 232 00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:28,204 - Okay. - Yeah. 233 00:09:28,204 --> 00:09:29,804 Alright. 234 00:09:29,804 --> 00:09:32,341 - Yeah. - Yeah. Alright. I'm gonna get you some more wine. 235 00:09:32,341 --> 00:09:34,109 Thank you. 236 00:09:34,109 --> 00:09:35,510 Goddammit! 237 00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:36,945 - (dance music playing) - (cheering) 238 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:38,714 - (honking) - I'm gettin' married! 239 00:09:38,714 --> 00:09:40,581 Tiffani: Woo-hoo! I got titties! 240 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,184 - Who needs titties?! - (laughter) 241 00:09:42,184 --> 00:09:43,485 Freddie! 242 00:09:43,485 --> 00:09:44,920 - Here you go! - Actually, okay, I'll take 'em. 243 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,623 - (laughter, chatter) - You. 244 00:09:47,623 --> 00:09:50,425 All: Titties! Titties! Titties! 245 00:09:50,425 --> 00:09:52,761 Where's my cruise director? Come on! 246 00:09:52,761 --> 00:09:54,262 (on PA): Attention, passengers. 247 00:09:54,262 --> 00:09:57,632 Our first stop tonight will be Finn's downtown. Okay, 248 00:09:57,632 --> 00:09:59,134 stretch your legs. Warm up your pipes. 249 00:09:59,134 --> 00:10:01,264 - Tiffani: Woo! - It's karaoke night! 250 00:10:01,264 --> 00:10:03,505 - Let's fucking go! - (screaming) 251 00:10:03,505 --> 00:10:06,141 Alright. Everybody outta the pool! 252 00:10:06,141 --> 00:10:08,343 (cheering) 253 00:10:08,343 --> 00:10:10,278 - (laughing) - (music stops) 254 00:10:10,278 --> 00:10:11,846 Hey. You doin' okay? 255 00:10:11,846 --> 00:10:14,750 - Oh, my God. This party is epic! - (both laugh) 256 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:17,520 Oh, my God! I can't get over Irma! 257 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:18,954 I know. Nuts. 258 00:10:18,954 --> 00:10:20,221 How are you? 259 00:10:20,221 --> 00:10:22,791 Well, you know, I'm good. If my friends are happy, 260 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:25,164 I'm happy. But they're not happy. 261 00:10:27,231 --> 00:10:29,264 I know. I'm sorry. 262 00:10:29,264 --> 00:10:30,633 I'm sorry that Sam's not here. 263 00:10:30,633 --> 00:10:32,467 Yeah. (sighs) 264 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,369 I'm sorry, too, but you know what? 265 00:10:34,369 --> 00:10:36,271 Tonight is just about fun. 266 00:10:36,271 --> 00:10:38,006 - Yes. - But listen, Joel, 267 00:10:38,006 --> 00:10:40,942 I need you two back together for the wedding, okay? 268 00:10:40,942 --> 00:10:42,711 Oh, my God, we'll absolutely be there. 269 00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:44,279 I know you'll be there, 270 00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:45,548 but that's not what I'm sayin'. 271 00:10:45,548 --> 00:10:47,119 You copy what I'm sayin', right? 272 00:10:48,152 --> 00:10:49,552 - Yeah. - Yeah? 273 00:10:49,552 --> 00:10:51,520 I just... 274 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,155 I don't know what to do 275 00:10:53,155 --> 00:10:55,791 because she won't answer my text. 276 00:10:55,791 --> 00:10:57,393 Look, I'm gonna grab an ice cream with her 277 00:10:57,393 --> 00:10:58,694 tomorrow at Call Hall, 278 00:10:58,694 --> 00:11:00,428 and I'll get into it with her. 279 00:11:00,428 --> 00:11:02,364 But, in the meantime, my buddy, 280 00:11:02,364 --> 00:11:04,899 - gonna buck up... Okay? - Yes. Yes! 281 00:11:04,899 --> 00:11:07,402 Tomorrow's a new day, but tonight, we're gonna have fun. 282 00:11:07,402 --> 00:11:11,240 - Come on! Let's go! - Okay, let's party. Let's fucking party! 283 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,275 ♪ ♪ 284 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:18,013 (insects chirping) 285 00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:19,681 - (sighs) - Are you already done? 286 00:11:19,681 --> 00:11:21,282 Yep. I was born for this shit. 287 00:11:21,282 --> 00:11:23,853 - Tricia: That was fast. - You need anything else? 288 00:11:23,853 --> 00:11:25,987 Um, no, I think I'm good. Thanks. 289 00:11:25,987 --> 00:11:27,417 Great. 290 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:28,924 Um, so how did the jacket turn out? 291 00:11:28,924 --> 00:11:30,593 Oh, I haven't tried it on yet. 292 00:11:30,593 --> 00:11:32,160 Well, let's try it on. 293 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:33,895 No, no, no. It's packed up nice in its bag. 294 00:11:33,895 --> 00:11:36,564 - I'll do it later. - Come on, I have to make sure that everything's perfect 295 00:11:36,564 --> 00:11:40,363 for Fred and Susan anyway, so let's just give it a whirl. 296 00:11:40,363 --> 00:11:41,537 - Oh yeah. - Yeah! Looks great! 297 00:11:41,537 --> 00:11:42,738 (both laugh) 298 00:11:42,738 --> 00:11:44,409 Right, that arm. 299 00:11:45,076 --> 00:11:45,841 Okay. 300 00:11:45,841 --> 00:11:47,777 - Got it? - Mm-hmm. 301 00:11:47,777 --> 00:11:50,145 Um, I really appreciate you, 302 00:11:50,145 --> 00:11:53,581 - you know, trusting me with your friends. - Hm. 303 00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:56,421 I didn't do anything. It was all you. 304 00:11:57,422 --> 00:11:59,149 How does it feel? 305 00:11:59,149 --> 00:12:00,325 (Sam clears throat) 306 00:12:02,593 --> 00:12:04,125 Something feels a little off. 307 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,098 Mm-hmm. Um... 308 00:12:07,499 --> 00:12:08,463 It's bad, isn't it? 309 00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:11,503 - (both laughing) - It's so bad! 310 00:12:12,804 --> 00:12:14,069 Sorry. I'm sorry, but it... 311 00:12:14,069 --> 00:12:16,505 There-- There's just an issue or two. 312 00:12:16,505 --> 00:12:18,573 I think with the... (laughs) 313 00:12:18,573 --> 00:12:19,942 I don't understand. He spent, like, 314 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:21,676 30 minutes on my chest alone. 315 00:12:21,676 --> 00:12:23,044 How could he have gotten it so wrong? 316 00:12:23,044 --> 00:12:24,913 - (both laugh) - Do I look like a linebacker? 317 00:12:24,913 --> 00:12:26,281 I don't wanna look like a linebacker. 318 00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:29,885 - You look linebacker adjacent. - (both laugh) 319 00:12:29,885 --> 00:12:31,754 Those shoulders, it looks like... 320 00:12:31,754 --> 00:12:33,556 What's the dance? The '80s dance that... 321 00:12:33,556 --> 00:12:36,125 (both laughing) 322 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,493 Oh God! 323 00:12:37,493 --> 00:12:38,827 - Okay. - Um... 324 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,556 (sighs) What are we gonna do? 325 00:12:40,556 --> 00:12:42,598 Well, lucky for you, I can sew my face off, 326 00:12:42,598 --> 00:12:43,999 and we're gonna make this work. 327 00:12:43,999 --> 00:12:46,401 - Okay. Can you... - (sighs) 328 00:12:46,401 --> 00:12:49,137 - put my tits in their final resting place? - (laughs) I can't do-- 329 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:51,941 - I can't help you with that part. - I mean... 330 00:12:51,941 --> 00:12:55,345 - my tits weren't even here in the '90s. - (laughs) 331 00:12:55,345 --> 00:12:58,381 (all cheering) 332 00:12:58,381 --> 00:13:01,486 (dance music blasting) 333 00:13:05,723 --> 00:13:07,089 (music echoes, fades out) 334 00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:10,395 - (bicycle clicking) - (insects chirping) 335 00:13:24,309 --> 00:13:25,945 (inhales) 336 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,981 (phone dings) 337 00:13:34,085 --> 00:13:36,552 - (music blasting) - Sammy! How are you? 338 00:13:36,552 --> 00:13:38,120 Oh, my God, we are raging. 339 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,655 I miss you! We all miss you so much! 340 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:43,491 Irma is on a fucking rampage! She's going nuts! 341 00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:45,661 Hey, I can't wait-- I can't wait for ice cream tomorrow. 342 00:13:45,661 --> 00:13:47,296 I love you. We love you. Shit, 343 00:13:47,296 --> 00:13:50,400 I gotta go, I gotta go. Hold on, I gotta go. Irma! Get down-- 344 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,536 (video stops) 345 00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:55,941 (long exhale) 346 00:14:00,244 --> 00:14:01,943 Sam: Okay, well, you gotta tell me, 347 00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:03,812 what did I miss last night? 348 00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:05,980 Irma was doing body shots at Rock-A-Belly. 349 00:14:05,980 --> 00:14:08,317 - Oh, that bitch. - And Larry, in the Grains Department, 350 00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:10,486 was mooning people outta the back of the Growler. 351 00:14:10,486 --> 00:14:11,887 (laughing) Oh no! 352 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,255 Right? I threw my back out. 353 00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:15,023 Tiffani had, like, these blow-up... 354 00:14:15,023 --> 00:14:17,125 Like, it-it-- They weren't, like, two sets of boobs. 355 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,660 They were like blow-up beach balls that had nipples on 'em. 356 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:22,832 - I didn't bring 'em! Of course, she did, right? - (laughing) 357 00:14:22,832 --> 00:14:24,900 Oh, man. It-It was totally crazy. 358 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,136 - We missed you, Sam. - Oh, my God. Yeah, well, 359 00:14:27,136 --> 00:14:29,638 - shit, sounds like a great night. - Oh, yeah. 360 00:14:29,638 --> 00:14:31,139 And, uh, I did talk to Joel, 361 00:14:31,139 --> 00:14:33,742 a-and, you know, he misses you. 362 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,143 (mouthing) 363 00:14:35,143 --> 00:14:36,511 We don't need to talk about that right now. 364 00:14:36,511 --> 00:14:39,748 Alright. Well, forget about Joel for a minute. 365 00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,783 - Okay. Let's forget about Joel. - Sammy... 366 00:14:41,783 --> 00:14:43,752 - I miss ya. - (sighs) 367 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,921 You mean a lot to me. 368 00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:47,222 Families aren't easy. 369 00:14:47,222 --> 00:14:48,957 Not even the fun ones, okay? 370 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,996 It just-- It takes a lot of work. 371 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:53,962 You know, you just gotta... 372 00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:56,001 You gotta decide what's important to you. 373 00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:01,970 (sighs) 374 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,672 And I know what's important to me right now. 375 00:15:03,672 --> 00:15:04,739 What? 376 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,942 I think I'm ready for another round of ice cream. 377 00:15:06,942 --> 00:15:08,476 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - I know. 378 00:15:08,476 --> 00:15:09,911 - Alright, well-- - I'm gonna have a minty one. 379 00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:11,179 What do you want? 380 00:15:11,179 --> 00:15:14,116 I think I can choke down one more. Maybe a... 381 00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:16,218 butter brickle, butter pecan. Surprise me. 382 00:15:16,218 --> 00:15:19,422 - Alright! It's on me. I got it. - Okay, thanks. (laughs) 383 00:15:19,422 --> 00:15:20,592 Joel: Hey. 384 00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:23,462 Hey, Joel. 385 00:15:25,062 --> 00:15:27,529 What is this? 386 00:15:27,529 --> 00:15:29,634 Is this some kind of ambush or something? 387 00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:32,835 - No. - Are you fucking kidding me? 388 00:15:32,835 --> 00:15:34,604 Hey, I-I'm just as surprised as you are. 389 00:15:34,604 --> 00:15:36,104 He didn't know. I... 390 00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:38,506 - I didn't. - (sighs) You won't talk to me alone. 391 00:15:38,506 --> 00:15:41,013 I thought maybe you'd talk to me with Fred around. 392 00:15:41,779 --> 00:15:43,278 Okay, well, I'm here. 393 00:15:43,278 --> 00:15:47,049 - What do you wanna talk about? - (Joel laughs awkwardly) 394 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,354 I don't know what to say. (laughs) 395 00:15:50,488 --> 00:15:53,058 I just needed to talk to you. I-I miss you. 396 00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:56,424 I know it was an asshole move, 397 00:15:56,424 --> 00:15:58,730 - sending that steps text. - Yeah, you think? 398 00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,334 Joel: I'm just trying. 399 00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:05,667 I-I lied-- 400 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,639 Stop! Stop. 401 00:16:08,873 --> 00:16:11,376 - It was a mistake. - I'm so... 402 00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:14,309 I'm so mad at you, Joel, 403 00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:17,682 and I don't wanna be, but I can't help it. 404 00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:20,783 I'm sorry, Sam. 405 00:16:20,783 --> 00:16:22,517 You have a... 406 00:16:22,517 --> 00:16:24,720 a fucking boyfriend, and you don't think I can handle it, 407 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,388 so you just don't tell me? 408 00:16:26,388 --> 00:16:28,056 - Sam-- - Do you have any idea 409 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:30,195 how stupid that makes me feel?! 410 00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:35,698 - I'm sorry. - Why doesn't anybody think I can handle anything? 411 00:16:35,698 --> 00:16:37,402 I can handle it! 412 00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:41,103 God, first my sister, and now you. 413 00:16:41,103 --> 00:16:43,205 - Wait, what happened with your sister? - No! 414 00:16:43,205 --> 00:16:45,110 You don't get to know! 415 00:16:46,876 --> 00:16:50,178 God, maybe I wouldn't have been okay. Okay, fine. 416 00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:51,813 But I thought that we had the kind of relationship 417 00:16:51,813 --> 00:16:54,750 that if there was something that was that important to you 418 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,151 that you would want me to know! 419 00:16:56,151 --> 00:16:57,620 That you would wanna share it with me! 420 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,053 But you didn't, did you?! 421 00:16:59,053 --> 00:17:01,624 - We do have that kind of relationship! - No, you're keeping secrets, 422 00:17:01,624 --> 00:17:02,624 and I don't want secrets! 423 00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:04,226 I just didn't think you would understand! 424 00:17:04,226 --> 00:17:06,131 Oh, understand what, Joel? 425 00:17:07,866 --> 00:17:09,198 What?! 426 00:17:09,198 --> 00:17:12,896 I do love what we have together, but... 427 00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:14,636 we can't provide everything for each other! 428 00:17:14,636 --> 00:17:15,899 Oh, my God! 429 00:17:15,899 --> 00:17:19,241 I don't want you to be my boyfriend, Joel! 430 00:17:19,241 --> 00:17:21,546 I just don't want you to leave me! 431 00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:24,580 I'm not going anywhere. 432 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,685 Oh... (exhales) 433 00:17:28,519 --> 00:17:31,356 Well, it can't be the same now. 434 00:17:33,691 --> 00:17:35,327 It's not gonna be the same. 435 00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:41,133 No. I guess not. 436 00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:44,236 So... 437 00:17:45,569 --> 00:17:48,307 Now, we talked, okay? Are you happy? 438 00:17:49,441 --> 00:17:51,440 No. (gasps) 439 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,744 I'm sorry. 440 00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:55,247 Fuck. Fuck. 441 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,516 Fuck. Fuck! 442 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,385 (deep sigh) 443 00:18:06,157 --> 00:18:07,692 Hey, you okay? 444 00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:11,060 - Sam: No. - Wanna hug? 445 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:13,232 (sighing) No. 446 00:18:14,898 --> 00:18:17,699 Fred: Alright. I'm gonna get your ice cream. 447 00:18:17,699 --> 00:18:18,803 Alright. 448 00:18:21,806 --> 00:18:24,843 (birds chirping) 449 00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:33,718 (bike rattling) 450 00:18:37,154 --> 00:18:38,790 (brakes squeal) 451 00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:49,631 (dog barking) 452 00:18:49,631 --> 00:18:51,131 This. 453 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,869 (dog barking) 454 00:18:53,869 --> 00:18:55,336 (phone dings) 455 00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:57,573 - (dog barking) - (giggling) 456 00:18:57,573 --> 00:19:00,312 (sighs) 457 00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:20,832 (bike rattling) 458 00:19:31,008 --> 00:19:32,644 (brakes squeal) 459 00:19:36,881 --> 00:19:38,414 Hey! 460 00:19:38,414 --> 00:19:39,915 Hey. 461 00:19:39,915 --> 00:19:41,216 You're back? 462 00:19:41,216 --> 00:19:43,522 Yeah. I, uh... 463 00:19:44,989 --> 00:19:46,625 I've been, uh... 464 00:19:49,593 --> 00:19:51,994 I wanted to say something to you because, 465 00:19:51,994 --> 00:19:55,631 uh, I know my situation probably doesn't look too good. 466 00:19:55,631 --> 00:19:57,532 Yeah, well, fentanyl's not too good. 467 00:19:57,532 --> 00:20:00,202 I don't know who started that. I would never sell fentanyl. 468 00:20:00,202 --> 00:20:01,840 I was growing weed in my basement. 469 00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:04,801 Weed? 470 00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:05,941 Well, if I would've known that, 471 00:20:05,941 --> 00:20:08,444 I probably would've said hello a little bit sooner. 472 00:20:08,444 --> 00:20:09,778 (laughs) 473 00:20:09,778 --> 00:20:11,981 Yeah, well, uh... 474 00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:13,877 those days are done. 475 00:20:13,877 --> 00:20:16,018 (sighs) Okay, well, then so am I. 476 00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:18,486 I'm just kidding. I've had a... 477 00:20:18,486 --> 00:20:21,790 - a shitty day, so... - If... 478 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:26,161 If you want to have a beer sometime, I'm right there. 479 00:20:26,161 --> 00:20:28,831 We don't have to do it in some party bus, 480 00:20:28,831 --> 00:20:30,065 if that's not your thing. 481 00:20:30,065 --> 00:20:32,371 - Oh, the Growler? I mean... - Yeah. 482 00:20:33,237 --> 00:20:34,636 that place is a party on wheels. 483 00:20:34,636 --> 00:20:36,038 (both laugh) 484 00:20:36,038 --> 00:20:37,806 Um, yeah. Maybe-- maybe sometime. 485 00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:39,608 (beeping) 486 00:20:39,608 --> 00:20:41,042 Cool. 487 00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:43,279 - What is that? - Um... 488 00:20:43,279 --> 00:20:44,913 (beeping stops) 489 00:20:44,913 --> 00:20:47,752 That's, uh, this. 490 00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:54,254 - Oh, my God. I'm not interested! - (laughs) 491 00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:58,127 Alright. Well... 492 00:20:58,127 --> 00:21:00,062 it's good to see you back. 493 00:21:00,062 --> 00:21:01,529 Good to see you. 494 00:21:01,529 --> 00:21:03,932 - Don't steal my bike. - (laughs) 495 00:21:03,932 --> 00:21:07,039 ♪ ♪ 496 00:21:15,913 --> 00:21:17,716 (clicking) 497 00:21:21,151 --> 00:21:22,787 (clicking) 498 00:21:28,725 --> 00:21:31,727 Darlene (on tape): I'm gonna put one hand on your chest. 499 00:21:31,727 --> 00:21:33,632 - Is that okay? - Sam (on tape): Uh-huh. 500 00:21:34,699 --> 00:21:36,064 Darlene: And the other hand here. 501 00:21:36,064 --> 00:21:37,732 - Sam: Mm-hmm. - Darlene: Okay? 502 00:21:37,732 --> 00:21:40,973 - Now, close your eyes. Start slow. - (Sam breathes on tape) 503 00:21:42,306 --> 00:21:43,738 Try not to move this hand. 504 00:21:43,738 --> 00:21:46,208 We want the breath to come from the diaphragm. 505 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,276 Nice deep inhale. 506 00:21:48,276 --> 00:21:50,779 - (deep inhale on tape) - And... 507 00:21:50,779 --> 00:21:53,715 Sam: Sss... 508 00:21:53,715 --> 00:21:55,884 Darlene: Yeah, Sam. That's it. 509 00:21:55,884 --> 00:21:58,815 - In through the nose. - (inhales on tape) 510 00:21:58,815 --> 00:22:00,456 Out through the mouth. 511 00:22:00,456 --> 00:22:03,993 Sam: Sss... 512 00:22:03,993 --> 00:22:05,961 Darlene: That's good, Sam. 513 00:22:05,961 --> 00:22:09,531 Just you and your breath. 514 00:22:09,531 --> 00:22:11,603 - (Sam inhales on tape) - Deep. 515 00:22:12,937 --> 00:22:15,975 Sam: Sss... 516 00:22:19,443 --> 00:22:21,543 - Darlene: Deeper this time. - (stops exhaling) 517 00:22:21,543 --> 00:22:25,280 - (Sam inhales on tape) - Yes! (laughs) 518 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,051 - Sam: Sss... - Darlene: That's it. 519 00:22:29,051 --> 00:22:32,521 Oh... You have it. 520 00:22:32,521 --> 00:22:35,090 - (exhale stops) - Do you feel the difference? 521 00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:39,061 Now, remember this feeling. Isn't it wonderful? 522 00:22:39,061 --> 00:22:41,566 - It's like the first time you fell-- - (stops tape) 523 00:23:02,286 --> 00:23:03,822 (slides bench) 524 00:23:21,239 --> 00:23:22,474 (sighs) 525 00:23:35,352 --> 00:23:38,590 (softly playing piano) 526 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:51,070 (stops playing) 527 00:23:52,370 --> 00:23:54,737 ♪ Have yourself ♪ 528 00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:57,910 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 529 00:23:59,077 --> 00:24:01,610 ♪ Let your heart ♪ 530 00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:03,848 ♪ Be light ♪ 531 00:24:05,216 --> 00:24:07,249 ♪ Next year ♪ 532 00:24:07,249 --> 00:24:09,618 ♪ All our troubles ♪ 533 00:24:09,618 --> 00:24:12,757 ♪ Will be out of sight ♪ 534 00:24:14,959 --> 00:24:16,195 (sighs) 535 00:24:23,635 --> 00:24:25,901 ♪ Have yourself ♪ 536 00:24:25,901 --> 00:24:31,101 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 537 00:24:31,101 --> 00:24:35,647 ♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪ 538 00:24:36,581 --> 00:24:39,715 ♪ From now on ♪ 539 00:24:39,715 --> 00:24:43,519 ♪ Our troubles will be miles ♪ 540 00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:47,792 ♪ Away ♪ 541 00:24:50,361 --> 00:24:52,662 ♪ Here we are ♪ 542 00:24:52,662 --> 00:24:56,192 ♪ As in olden days ♪ 543 00:24:56,192 --> 00:25:01,941 ♪ Happy golden days of yore ♪ 544 00:25:03,135 --> 00:25:06,208 ♪ Faithful friends ♪ 545 00:25:06,208 --> 00:25:08,547 ♪ Who are dear to us ♪ 546 00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:12,985 ♪ Gather near to us ♪ 547 00:25:13,718 --> 00:25:17,289 ♪ Once more ♪ 548 00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:21,626 ♪ Through the years ♪ 549 00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:26,198 ♪ We all will be together ♪ 550 00:25:29,468 --> 00:25:30,903 (sighs) 551 00:25:36,574 --> 00:25:37,809 (sniffles) 552 00:25:46,184 --> 00:25:47,619 - (light clicks) - (sighs) 553 00:25:49,454 --> 00:25:50,722 (heavy sigh) 554 00:25:52,657 --> 00:25:55,894 ♪ ♪