1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,007 One more time, ready? One more time. 2 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:10,176 Thirty punches. Keep those eyes open. 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,928 One, two, three, four, five, 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,847 -six, seven, eight, nine... -Yes, sir! 5 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,475 -Open your eyes. -One, two, three, four, 6 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,185 five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... 7 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,397 Keep going, keep going! Keep going! 8 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:26,109 -Explode. Explode! -Explode. Explode. 9 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,696 -Good job. -That's right. 10 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:32,240 That's it. 11 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,700 Pull it up, pull it up. Now go! 12 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,243 -Go? Now? -Now, pull it! 13 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:36,953 The explosion, explosion, explosion. 14 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,748 Explode, explode, explode. 15 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,667 Good job! Walk it out, good job. 16 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,712 -Good job, good job... -I'm getting punked. Who's punking me? 17 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,592 Yes. No. 18 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,562 Jeez! 19 00:01:45,854 --> 00:01:46,940 Jeez. 20 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,527 Oh God. 21 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,780 Oh, my God, you're not supposed to be here 22 00:01:53,863 --> 00:01:55,198 -for another 45 minutes! -Okay, well, 23 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,241 we gotta go because they only have gold wristbands 24 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:58,743 for the first 300 people. 25 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,495 Tricia, I don't even know what that means. 26 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,664 It means hurry up! Let's go! 27 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,374 I need-- Gimme five minutes. 28 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,625 No! We gotta go now! 29 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:08,127 Do you wanna come in and use the bathroom? 30 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,503 No, I'm good. 31 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:11,589 Tricia, you're never gonna make it to Kansas City after that. 32 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,425 -I'm good. Just go, hurry up. -I'm hurrying! 33 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:33,236 -Cutie! -Cutie! 34 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:35,989 How are you? What are you doing? 35 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:39,325 I'm going to that trade show in Kansas City with my sister, remember? 36 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,453 Oh, right. 37 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,664 -Well, that sounds fun. -Does it? 38 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,541 What are you doing? 39 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:49,293 I'm going to Men's Bible Book Club with Brad. 40 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,546 -Oh, God! -Yes, actually, it is God. 41 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:52,839 That sounds awful. 42 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,341 Well, I haven't been, so I don't know that. 43 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,303 But, any place without women does sound terrifying. 44 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,387 Well, if you want, 45 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:02,307 you can come to the trade show with us. It's gonna be wall-to-wall estrogen. 46 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:05,185 I wish, but no. Brad really wants me to go. 47 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,645 We're discussing grace and aging. 48 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,898 Oh, God! That sounds like a can't-miss. 49 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,109 Oh, my God, she's already getting on my nerves. 50 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,029 -I'm sorry. -Okay, I gotta go, 51 00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:17,906 -but I'll FaceTime you later. -Oh, good. 52 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,325 Say hi to Jesus for me. 53 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:21,785 I always do. 54 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,538 -Okay, bye! -Bye-bye. 55 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,168 I'm coming. 56 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,171 Oh shit, I should shower. 57 00:03:49,353 --> 00:03:50,980 You know, I found something-- 58 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:55,067 something kind of weird out at the house, down in the basement. 59 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,528 What? 60 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:01,491 Love letters from Mom to Dad. 61 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,201 -What? -Yeah. 62 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,411 Like, 63 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,955 -from Mom? -Yes. 64 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,543 I mean, what did they say? Were they gross? 65 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,004 I'll skip the gross part 'cause I don't think you can handle it. 66 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,255 -No, no, yeah, yeah, I don't wanna know. -You know what? 67 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,341 They're actually kinda sweet. 68 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,886 They were like these notes, I guess, 69 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,055 that she left for him on his workbench or something, 70 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,766 you know, telling him to "Have a great day, handsome," 71 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,810 or you know, "Save me a kiss" or shit like that. 72 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,604 -What? -I know! And... 73 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,566 And there were handmade birthday cards. 74 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,318 I never got a handmade birthday card, did you? 75 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,112 -I mean, no! -No! 76 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:41,781 That is ins-- 77 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,116 I just, like-- 78 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:48,038 I just wish that I could've known that that was there, that that existed. 79 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,415 That that existed from her! You know? Like... 80 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:52,667 I just feel like 81 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,753 all I ever saw was the crappy stuff, and it-- 82 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,964 it really made me not wanna follow in their footsteps. 83 00:04:58,048 --> 00:04:59,007 Well... 84 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,927 I mean, I always still wanted to get married. I just-- 85 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,971 I just thought that I would do it better. 86 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,057 Yeah, well... 87 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,768 Well, look at you now. 88 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:11,853 I'm sorry. 89 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,732 -Just-- Sorry. -Never mind. 90 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:18,651 Don't you have to pee? 91 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,446 -Yes, I have to pee, damn it! -I knew you'd have to pee. 92 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,375 You need your passes to get in. Keynote starts at 3:00. 93 00:05:33,457 --> 00:05:35,752 Okay, great. I can't wait to meet Cathleen. 94 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,505 -Who's that? -That's her right there. 95 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,715 She's the Joanna Gaines of the Midwest. 96 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,843 -Cathleen with a C? Seriously? -Yeah, seriously. 97 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,387 Look, karaoke! 98 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,138 -You girls like to sing? -Well, I don't, 99 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,099 -but my sister is an amazing singer. -No, I'm not. 100 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,141 -Yes, you are! -I'm not. 101 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,558 -Yes, you are! -Well, as I always say, 102 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:53,395 as long as you're having fun, that's all that matters. 103 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,605 Yeah, exactly, right? Alright, let's go do our-- 104 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,400 map out our strategy. This is gonna be so much fun! 105 00:05:58,483 --> 00:05:59,776 Is Joanna Gaines coming? 106 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:00,777 I don't think so. 107 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,989 -This is exciting. -It is. 108 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,244 Why do you think they don't have one for both men and women? 109 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:14,207 I guess it was just always this way, I don't know. 110 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,251 Just, I don't know 111 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,003 if I'm gonna have anything to talk about with them. 112 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,796 To the guys? 113 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,506 -Really? -Really. 114 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,758 They're all so nice. 115 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,345 Well, Bruce can be a little rough around the edges, 116 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,222 but you like Mark. 117 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:30,890 I like Mark's wife. 118 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,433 Well, she's wonderful. 119 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,061 She is wonderful. 120 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:39,691 -You're just so good at it. -What? 121 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,861 Hanging with the guys. 122 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:48,408 Well, it's just muscle memory for me. 123 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:53,496 I had to do it for years and years and years and years. 124 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,291 I'm a little older. 125 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:58,877 Things 126 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,254 were a little bit different back then. I don't know. 127 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,590 -I just, it's-- -Not that different. 128 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,052 I can never hide it. 129 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,512 I've tried to, and I just can't. 130 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,557 Well, 131 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,810 you're not the athlete that I am. 132 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,566 Yeah, that's true. 133 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:25,653 There's nothing to be nervous about. 134 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,781 You'll see. 135 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,494 -Yeah. -What's the worst that can happen? 136 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:36,456 Excuse me! Absolutely not! 137 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,082 -Pull up! -Oh, no, no, no, no. 138 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,460 Joel! Please pull up! 139 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:41,711 Joel. 140 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:45,715 It's ridiculous! 141 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:51,096 Excuse me, sir! Sir! That was very rude! 142 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,014 And dangerous! 143 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,391 Sorry. 144 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,228 Well... 145 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,817 You showed him. 146 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,362 -It's not funny. -It is a little bit funny. 147 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:09,823 Just the part where you went... 148 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,909 Oh, my God. 149 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:21,876 I have so many ideas, and I have so much stuff! 150 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,462 I hope I can get it all in the car to get it home. 151 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:29,509 Yes. Oh, well, it's great! I can't wait to show you! 152 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,428 Alright. Thank you, Mitch. 153 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,013 Okay, you, too. Bye-bye. 154 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,390 You know what? He is a really nice man. 155 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:37,976 Oh, that's great. 156 00:08:38,058 --> 00:08:40,102 You know, I'm just gonna close my eyes for a quick 20 minutes-- 157 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,106 No! Sam, you can't! We have networking to do. A ton of it. 158 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:44,733 Tricia? 159 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:48,695 Those are your people. They terrify me. It's way too many teeth. 160 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,864 Sam, just get up, get dressed. You're doing karaoke. 161 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:51,990 Now! 162 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,617 Oh, you really don't like me. 163 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,336 Oh, my God. There's Cathleen! 164 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,879 -Where? -Right there! 165 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,673 -You see her? -Yeah, she looks like a lifestyle brand. 166 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,342 -Yeah, she totally is, yes. -She is, right? 167 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,468 Well, go talk to her. 168 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,178 I can't just walk up and talk to her. 169 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,764 You are Tricia Miller. 170 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,183 You're right. Okay. Should I just go? 171 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,351 Yeah, go. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. 172 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,145 -Okay, I'm not. -Well, you can worry about me a little. 173 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:23,980 Excuse me. 174 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,066 Joel. 175 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:30,653 Here I am in a "Mom's Gone Wild" hellhole. How are you doing? 176 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,821 You got the score? 177 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,033 I'm sorry, that scared me. I don't know why. 178 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,662 No, I don't have the score, sorry. I'm sorry. 179 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,332 I didn't wanna assume you don't like sports. 180 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,501 You know? 181 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,003 Good, yeah. Thank you. 182 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,257 But I don't. Sorry. 183 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,259 Oh, hey! Hey, Tyler! Just one sec. 184 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,720 Oh, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 185 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,814 I'm dying here. 186 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,533 Bruce was just telling me that, 187 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,037 well, he's got a lot of weapons. 188 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,373 -You said 14? -Mostly muskets, yeah. 189 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,709 They go through it, don't they? 190 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,252 -Did you see all that? -See what? 191 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,130 I've been talking to Cathleen this entire time! 192 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,673 She is incredible! 193 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,508 -Trish! -Yeah, no! 194 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:37,595 She is so full of, like, creativity and ingenuity and-- 195 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,015 But I gotta tell you, like, I was giving it right back to her. 196 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,683 -Okay! -And... 197 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,352 I'm having breakfast with her tomorrow morning! 198 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,063 -Tricia! -Yeah, can you even stand it? I mean, 199 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,898 just give me a new drink because this is my night! 200 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,985 Well, I'm really happy for you. That's awesome. 201 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,112 And I'm telling you, Sam, this is how you do it. 202 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,490 You take life by the balls, and you make shit happen. 203 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,409 -Here, hold this. -You're singing? 204 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,994 Yes, I am. 205 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:04,748 Thank you. 206 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,210 Well, this is unexpected. 207 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,880 -Does she normally sing karaoke? -No, not that I've ever seen. 208 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,642 Here he says-- This is in his fourth letter, 209 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,771 "Yet we often stop this torrent 210 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,398 "by the little value we set upon it. 211 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,609 "Let us stop it no more. 212 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:36,488 "Let us enter into ourselves and break down the bank which hinders it. 213 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,199 Let us make way for grace." 214 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,994 I had to let that sink in a bit. 215 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:45,330 I underlined that, too. 216 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,421 You have the calendar, right? 217 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,506 Yeah. 218 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,718 Hey, Joel. It's Brett. 219 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:00,929 Do you remember me? 220 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,306 Yeah. Yeah, I remember you. 221 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,059 How you doing? 222 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,562 Good. Yeah, great. I... 223 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,399 I really enjoyed the discussion today. 224 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,150 -It was good. -Yeah. 225 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,197 Well, it was good to see you. 226 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,782 I've seen you at church, 227 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,785 -and... -Really? 228 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,662 Yeah. 229 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,624 And I haven't said hello to you 230 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,003 because I'm ashamed 231 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,755 about how I treated you in high school. 232 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,467 No, we were young. 233 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,302 That was such a long time ago. It's okay. 234 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,388 No. It's not okay. 235 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,351 -It's fine. -It was wrong. 236 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,652 Anyway, I'll... 237 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,988 I'll let you get back to it and... 238 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:04,868 Yeah. 239 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,003 You hungry? I'm starving. 240 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,340 We could get some pizza! 241 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,842 Mushroom? 242 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,179 Mushroom and spinach? 243 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,223 I just need your wallet. 244 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,688 -Did you pass out on the toilet? -No! 245 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,153 Trish, come on. I don't know what's going on here, 246 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,488 -but I really gotta pee. -Sam! 247 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:42,989 Well-- Trish, I gotta pee. 248 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,911 What's going on? 249 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,412 It burns. 250 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,456 What burns? 251 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,250 Me! When I pee. 252 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,217 -Okay. -What? 253 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,760 What? 254 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,136 Nothing, it's-- 255 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,681 Sometime-- everybody burns a little bit when they pee. 256 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,808 Oh, my God, this really burns though! 257 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,186 Have you... 258 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,398 I really don't think it's anything to worry about. 259 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,274 Will you look at it? 260 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,861 -At your vagina? -Yes! 261 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,114 -Tricia-- -I can't. I can't, please. 262 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,867 Please, please just look at it. Just quick. 263 00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,621 Sam! Look! 264 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,583 Okay, just... 265 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,087 I mean, it's probably just a UTI, you know? 266 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:40,171 Right. 267 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,967 -That's not a UTI. -Oh, my God! How do you know that? 268 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,176 I know, Tricia. 269 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:50,598 Can't believe how long it took me to figure out how to spell "venereal." 270 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,021 Well, 271 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,983 look, according to the internet, and I'm no doctor, 272 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,278 looks like you have nothing that a pill won't cure, so. 273 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,781 -That's good. -I mean, I can't tell Dr. Weis. 274 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,366 No, no, don't tell her. 275 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:12,871 Who do you think it was? 276 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,959 I'm not even sure. 277 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,919 Well, was it that little short one? 278 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,714 No, no. One kiss, that was it. He had 279 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,924 -terrible breath. -Right. 280 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,053 -The country club guy? -No. 281 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,430 No, I mean, we only went to third base. 282 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,098 Unless, I mean, can you get it? I don't-- 283 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,392 No, no, come on. It's not medically possible. 284 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,144 What happened here happened at home. 285 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,188 Was it the... 286 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,315 the guy with the braces? 287 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,026 Oh, my God. 288 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,527 "Oh, my God" what? 289 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,198 No, no, no. 290 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,366 No. 291 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,826 -Tricia. -Fuck me. 292 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,204 That asshole! 293 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,663 Tricia, who are you talking about? 294 00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:57,665 Who is it? 295 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,168 -Fucking Rick. -No! 296 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,714 -It has to be him. -Tricia, you did not sleep with Rick! 297 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,342 -I didn't-- I did not mean to! -Didn't what? 298 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,886 -Oh my, you didn't-- -And I did not want to! 299 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,137 He came over! 300 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,264 And he just threw your legs apart and stuck it in? 301 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:16,601 No, he was crying about missing me, and I felt bad, and then... 302 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,019 Oh, my God! And what? 303 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,437 Well, then we fucking got drunk, 304 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,523 and now I have a goddamn disease, that's what! 305 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,816 Oh, Tricia. 306 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:24,526 Oh, my God! 307 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,028 -Rick! -I have a fucking STD! 308 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,780 I have an STD! 309 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,659 You have an STD, but it's not as bad as you think it is! 310 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,494 What if this never goes away? 311 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,539 That goddamn motherfucker! I hate him! 312 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,792 I swear to fucking God! I'm such an idiot! 313 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:44,879 Just waving that dirty dick all over town, and now I have to deal with it? 314 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,464 -I know. -No, ma'am! 315 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,010 You do not mess with Tricia! 316 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,721 I swear to God, 317 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:56,099 the next time I see him, I'm ripping it off his 318 00:16:56,182 --> 00:17:00,478 scrawny ass motherfucking, ass-eating pussy body, 319 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,606 and I'm throwing it straight into Tuttle Creek, 320 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,193 and if he wants it back, he can dive in and get it! 321 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,113 Fuck him! 322 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,829 -Goddammit! -Yeah, fuck him, right? 323 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,540 What if it spreads to my bottom? 324 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,336 That's grisly. 325 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,899 You okay? 326 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,280 Yeah. No, I'm fine. 327 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,950 Well, 328 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,621 I heard you talk to Brett. 329 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,791 You heard that? 330 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,417 I did. 331 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,255 I just wasn't expecting that. 332 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,256 Well, 333 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,512 it's good to know that people can change. 334 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:18,932 Can they? 335 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:21,267 Yeah. 336 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,521 I think so. 337 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,820 You want me to drive? 338 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:33,988 No. 339 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,616 I don't think I can risk 340 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,077 a road rage incident when I'm feeling this fragile. 341 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:52,298 You want me to make you some chili? 342 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,847 I wanna see my friends more. 343 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,642 We can do that. 344 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,562 And I wanna load the dishwasher. 345 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,024 You don't like how I do it? 346 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:13,278 No, you don't like how I do it. 347 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,034 Well, you don't. 348 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:23,621 I have never seen anybody 349 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,708 load, you know, the glassware in the bottom rack. 350 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:30,420 I just have never seen that before in my entire life! 351 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,465 -Yeah. Well-- -It works, I mean, you know? 352 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,385 And I want-- I wanna put pictures on the fridge. 353 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:38,970 I like seeing people 354 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,265 that I love in the morning when I have coffee. 355 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,268 On the fridge? 356 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,772 Yes! I wanna put 'em on the fridge. 357 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,858 Okay. You know what? 358 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,903 That is absolutely no problem. 359 00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,364 Not a problem at all. 360 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,494 I love you, Brad. 361 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,704 I love you. 362 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,168 Okay. 363 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,420 Let's go make chili. 364 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,766 -You okay? -Yeah. 365 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,275 What? 366 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,070 What do you mean, "What?" 367 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,571 Well, you just made that sound. 368 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,782 -What is it? -It's nothing. 369 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,200 It's not nothing. 370 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,077 Just tell me. 371 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,416 It's just a guy. You know? 372 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,045 We don't have to talk about it. 373 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,922 There's a guy? 374 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,800 Who is it? Like... 375 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:02,512 -Somebody from the bar? -Kind of. 376 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:05,682 And? 377 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,476 And nothing. It's nothing. 378 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,229 Nothing's happened, nothing's 379 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:14,691 gonna happen, but 380 00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,695 it doesn't matter 'cause I 381 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,656 keep fucking thinking about him. 382 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,244 Okay, well, 383 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:30,290 -what are you gonna do about it? -Nothing. 384 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,625 Why? 385 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,253 -He's not thinking about me. -You don't know that. 386 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,088 -I know that, Tricia. -No. 387 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,090 You don't. You don't know that. 388 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,303 -Why don't you just ask him out? -Are you high? 389 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,599 I mean, what is the worst that could happen? 390 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,607 Well, I could end up with an unexplainable burning itch, for one. 391 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:58,818 Okay. Too soon. 392 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,112 Sorry. 393 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:03,948 I mean, Sam, 394 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,453 there's really-- there's nothing to be scared of. 395 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,874 Nobody knows what they're doing, I promise. 396 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,002 Nobody. You just... 397 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,838 just do it. 398 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,475 I wish I had your confidence. 399 00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,442 I mean, not your disease, but your confidence. 400 00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:47,325 It's stupid. 401 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,327 It's not stupid. 402 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,873 Yeah. 403 00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,420 Well, 404 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,256 you know, it's actually very simple, Sam. 405 00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:02,799 You just have to manifest it. 406 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,098 You gotta shut the fuck up with that manifesting. 407 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,020 Oh, my God! 408 00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,064 -Did you manifest that? -Shut up. 409 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,657 -Thank you. -Are you okay? 410 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,451 Never better. 411 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:34,748 Alright, well, 412 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,001 good night. 413 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,961 Good night. 414 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,296 Goddammit. 415 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,720 Well, you were right. It's chlamydia. 416 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:33,264 Prescription will be ready in 20 minutes. 417 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:37,352 Well, good news is I got you a Coke for your hangover 418 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:40,563 and a cinnamon roll just 'cause. 419 00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,109 Thank you for taking such good care of me. 420 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:45,235 You're welcome. 421 00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,286 Well, you gonna share or what? 422 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,581 -Yes. -You know I didn't get it just for you. 423 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,047 You know, last night, 424 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,634 the way you were talking with me made me really happy. 425 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:12,512 Yeah, well, it was a moment of weakness. I'm better now. 426 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,764 -Even if it was about Iceland. -What? 427 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,266 Excuse-- 428 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,767 You fucking-- 429 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:19,644 -Did you look at my fucking phone? -Yeah, I did. 430 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,438 Oh, you bitch. 431 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:23,815 Bitch! 432 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:27,152 Now, I know! You have to tell me everything. 433 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:28,528 You don't think he smells a little bit? 434 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:31,948 -Seriously? -No, he doesn't smell! God. 435 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:33,616 -Alright, then I wanna know everything! -Sorry, 436 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,201 your window of opportunity is now closed. 437 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,662 -Now who's the bitch? -You're the-- I'm the bi-- We're the bi-- 438 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,581 We are the bitches. We're the bitch sisters. 439 00:25:40,165 --> 00:25:42,292 -Chlamydia bitches. -No! 440 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:45,170 Alright, let's go get those horse pills for your diseased twat. 441 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,130 -Oh, my God, are they really big? -Oh yeah, they're huge. 442 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,924 Just like that guy from the country club you're too scared to sit on. 443 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,302 Give me his number, I can handle it. 444 00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:53,887 What do you mean "sit on"?