1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,090 Billy Blanks (on TV): One more time, ready? One more time. 2 00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:10,260 -Thirty punches. Keep those eyes open. -(upbeat music playing) 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,970 One, two, three, four, five, 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,930 -six, seven, eight, nine... -student (on TV): Yes, sir! 5 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,765 -(rapid counting) -(class cheering) 6 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,517 -Billy: Open your eyes. -class: One, two, three, four, 7 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,269 five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... 8 00:00:19,269 --> 00:00:22,439 -Keep going, keep going! Keep going! -(Sam yells) 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,275 -Explode. Explode! -Explode... Explode... 10 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:27,861 (overlapping shouting) 11 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,779 -Billy: Good job. -That's right. 12 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:32,281 -(Sam exclaims, panting) -Billy: That's it. 13 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:33,783 Pull it up, pull it up. Now go! 14 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:35,285 -Go? Now? (panting) -Billy: Now, pull it! 15 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:36,995 The explosion, explosion, explosion. 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,789 -Explode, explode, explode. -(class counting) 17 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:42,709 -Billy: Good job! Walk it out, good job. -(Sam panting) 18 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:45,795 -Good job, good job... -I'm getting punked. Who's punking me? 19 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:49,007 -(panting) -(video continues indistinctly) 20 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,633 Yes. No... 21 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,678 (heavy breathing) 22 00:00:57,515 --> 00:01:00,518 -(bag rustling) -(sniffs, sighs) 23 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,690 -(box rattling) -(mutters) 24 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:11,696 (unlocking, opens box) 25 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,577 -(crinkling) -(continues panting) 26 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:41,601 Um... 27 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:44,562 -(horn honking) -Jeez! 28 00:01:45,896 --> 00:01:48,066 -Jeez... -(paper crinkles) 29 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:50,610 -Oh God. -(horn honking) 30 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,863 Oh, my God, you're not supposed to be here 31 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,281 -for another 45 minutes! -Tricia: Okay, well, 32 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:57,283 we gotta go because they only have gold wristbands 33 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:58,868 for the first 300 people. 34 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,537 Tricia, I don't e-- I don't even know what that means. 35 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,706 Just-- It means hurry up! Let's go! 36 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,416 I-I need-- Gimme five minutes. 37 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,709 No! We gotta go now! 38 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,211 Do you wanna come in and use the bathroom? 39 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:11,631 -No, I'm good. -Tricia, you're never gonna make it to Kansas City after that. 40 00:02:11,673 --> 00:02:13,008 -I'm good. Just go, hurry up. -I'm hurrying! 41 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,135 (Tricia sighs) 42 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,603 (muttering) 43 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:29,024 -(phone ringing) -(scoffs) 44 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:34,154 -Cutie! (laughs) -Joel (on phone): Cutie! (laughs) 45 00:02:34,195 --> 00:02:36,072 How are you? What are you doing? 46 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,574 Oh, I'm going to that trade show 47 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,451 in Kansas City with my sister, remember? 48 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,453 Oh, right. 49 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,748 -(over phone) Well, that sounds fun. -Does it? (laughs) 50 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:46,583 -(laughs) -Sam: What are you doing? 51 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:49,336 I'm going to Men's Bible Book Club with Brad. 52 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:51,588 -Oh, God! -Joel: Yes, actually, it is God. 53 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:52,922 That sounds awful. 54 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:55,425 Well, I haven't been, so I don't know that. 55 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:58,345 But, any place without women does sound terrifying. 56 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,429 Sam: Well, if you want, 57 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:00,764 you can come to the trade show with us. 58 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,349 It's gonna be wall-to-wall estrogen. 59 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:05,268 Ooh, I wish, but no. Brad really wants me to go. 60 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:07,687 We're discussing grace and aging. 61 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,939 Oh, God! That sounds like a can't-miss. 62 00:03:09,981 --> 00:03:13,151 -(horn honking) -Oh, my God, she's already getting on my nerves. 63 00:03:13,693 --> 00:03:16,112 -I'm sorry. -(sighs) Okay, I gotta go, 64 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,947 -but I'll FaceTime you later. -Oh, good. 65 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:20,367 Um-- Oh, say hi to Jesus for me. 66 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:23,286 -Joel: I always do. -(Sam giggles) 67 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,538 -Okay, bye! -Joel: Bye-bye. 68 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,251 (in funny voice) I'm coming. 69 00:03:31,252 --> 00:03:33,213 (normal) Oh shit, I should shower. (sniffs) 70 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:36,758 -(birds chirping) -(gentle music playing) 71 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:42,680 (quiet traffic noise) 72 00:03:49,353 --> 00:03:51,022 You know, I found something-- 73 00:03:51,439 --> 00:03:53,400 something kind of weird out at the house, 74 00:03:53,441 --> 00:03:55,151 down in the basement. 75 00:03:55,192 --> 00:03:56,528 What? 76 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:01,533 Love letters from Mom... to Dad. 77 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,243 -What? -Yeah. 78 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,411 Like... 79 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,955 -from Mom? -Yes. 80 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,584 Wha-- I mean, what did they say? Were they gross? 81 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,045 I-I'll skip the gross part 'cause I don't think you can handle it. 82 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,339 -No, no, yeah, yeah, I don't wanna know. -You know what? 83 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,382 They're actually kinda sweet. 84 00:04:19,551 --> 00:04:21,928 They were like these notes, I guess, 85 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,097 that she left for him on his workbench or something, 86 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,850 you know, telling him to "Have a great day, handsome," 87 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:28,852 or you know, "Save me a kiss" or shit like that. 88 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:31,646 -What? -I know! And... 89 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,607 And there were handmade birthday cards. 90 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,777 -I never got a handmade birthday card, did you? -I mean... 91 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,320 -No! -No! 92 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,865 -(laughs) -That is ins-- 93 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:43,158 I just, like-- 94 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,618 I just wish that I could've known 95 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:48,079 that that was there, that that existed. 96 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,457 That that existed from her! You know? Like... 97 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:52,709 (scoffs) I just feel like 98 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,794 all I ever saw was the crappy stuff, and it-- 99 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,715 -it really made me not wanna follow in their footsteps. -Well... 100 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,969 I mean, I always still wanted to get married. I just-- 101 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,055 I just thought that I would do it better. 102 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,098 -(giggles) -Yeah, well... 103 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,809 Well, look at you now. 104 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,853 -Ew. -I'm sorry. 105 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,774 -Just... Sorry. -Never mind. 106 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,735 (sighs) Don't you have to pee? 107 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,488 -Yes, I have to pee, damn it! -I knew you'd have to pee. 108 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:24,908 (whimsical music playing) 109 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:28,453 (quiet trade show chatter) 110 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,416 You need your passes to get in, Keynote starts at 3:00. 111 00:05:33,457 --> 00:05:35,627 Okay, great. Ooh! I can't wait to meet Cathleen. 112 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,588 -Ooh! Who's that? -That's her right there. 113 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,757 -She's the Joanna Gaines of the Midwest. -Sam: Oh. 114 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,927 -Cathleen with a C? Seriously? -Yeah, seriously. 115 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,428 Look, karaoke! 116 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,180 -You girls like to sing? -Tricia: Well, I don't, 117 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,140 -but my sister is an amazing singer. -No, I'm not. 118 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,183 -Yes, you are! -I'm not. 119 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,810 -Yes, you are! -Well, as I always say, 120 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:53,436 as long as you're having fun, that's all that matters. 121 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,647 Yeah, exactly, right? Alright, let's go do our-- 122 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,441 map out our strategy. This is gonna be so much fun! 123 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,110 (whispers) Is Joanna Gaines coming? 124 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,486 -Oh, I don't think so. -Aw. 125 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:05,073 -Brad: This is exciting. -Joel: It is. 126 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,327 Why do you think they don't have one for both men and women? 127 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,956 Mm, I guess it was just always this way, 128 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,332 I don't know. 129 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,292 Just... I don't know 130 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,086 if I'm gonna have anything to talk about with them. 131 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,838 To the guys? 132 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,506 -Really? -Really. 133 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,842 They're all so nice. 134 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,387 Well, Bruce can be a little rough around the edges, 135 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,305 but you like Mark. 136 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,974 I like Mark's wife. 137 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:33,476 -Well, she's wonderful. -Joel: Mm. 138 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,186 She is wonderful. 139 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:39,691 -You're just so good at it. -Brad: What? 140 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,695 -Joel: Hanging with the guys. -Oh. 141 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,364 Well, 142 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,491 it's just muscle memory for me. 143 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:51,161 I had to do it for years and years 144 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,580 and years and years. 145 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,374 I'm a little older. 146 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:58,877 Things... 147 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,338 were a little bit different back then. I don't know. 148 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:03,590 -I just, it's-- -Not that different. 149 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,093 I can never hide it. I-- 150 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:09,596 I've tried to, and I just can't. 151 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,557 Well... 152 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:15,852 you're not the athlete that I am. 153 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,146 (both laugh) 154 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,566 -Yeah, that's true. -(Brad laughs) 155 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:25,653 There's nothing to be nervous about. 156 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,906 You'll see. 157 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,534 -Yeah. -What's the worst that can happen? 158 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,537 (engine roars, tires squeal) 159 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,539 Excuse me! Absolutely not! 160 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,124 -Pull up! -Oh, no, no, no, no. 161 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,543 Joel! Please pull up! 162 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:42,712 Joel. (stammering) 163 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:45,757 -(window lowers) -It's ridiculous! 164 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,551 Excuse me, sir! 165 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:51,137 Sir! That was very rude! 166 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,056 And dangerous! 167 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,432 S-Sorry. 168 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,269 Well... 169 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:01,147 (window shuts) 170 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,942 (giggles) You showed him. 171 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,445 -It's not funny. -Joel: It is a little bit funny. 172 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,906 Just the part where you went... 173 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,324 (stammering, laughs) 174 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:14,452 -Oh, my God. -(Joel laughing) 175 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,746 (both laughing) 176 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,082 Tricia: I have so many ideas, 177 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,918 and I have so much stuff! 178 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,504 I hope I can get it all in the car to get it home. 179 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,755 (giggles) 180 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,424 Yes. Oh, well, it's great! 181 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,592 I can't wait to show you! 182 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,469 Alright. Thank you, Mitch. 183 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,013 Okay, you, too. Bye-bye. 184 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,433 You know what? He is a really nice man. 185 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,018 Oh, that's great. 186 00:08:38,058 --> 00:08:40,145 You know, I'm just gonna close my eyes for a quick 20 minutes-- 187 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:43,231 No! Sam, you can't! We have networking to do. A ton of it. 188 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,108 -Sam: Tricia? -Hm? 189 00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:47,318 Those are your people. They terrify me. It's... 190 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,778 way too many teeth. 191 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,947 Sam, just get up, get dressed. You're doing karaoke. 192 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:51,990 Now! 193 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,659 Oh, you really don't like me. 194 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:56,453 (sighs) 195 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,496 (upbeat hip-hop music playing) 196 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:01,291 ♪ I love brass monkey, but I don't give D it... ♪ 197 00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:04,377 (gasps) Oh, my God. There's Cathleen! 198 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:05,920 -Where? -Right there! 199 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,715 -You see her? -Yeah, she looks like a lifestyle brand. 200 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,383 -Yeah, she totally is, yes. -She is, right? 201 00:09:10,425 --> 00:09:11,509 Well, go talk to her. 202 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,219 I can't just walk up and talk to her. 203 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,805 -You are Tricia M-M-Miller. -(both chuckle) 204 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,224 Hm... You're right. Okay. Should I just go? 205 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,310 -Yeah, go. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. -Okay, I'm not. 206 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,187 Well, you can worry about me a little. 207 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,022 Tricia: Excuse me. 208 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,149 -(quiet chatter) -Sam (on phone): Joel. 209 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:28,985 Here I am in a "Mom's Gone Wild" hellhole. 210 00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:30,695 How are you doing? 211 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:33,031 -You got the score? -Uh-- (nervous laugh) 212 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,784 I'm sorry, that scared me. I don't know why. Um... 213 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,704 Uh, no, I-I don't have the score, sorry. I'm sorry. 214 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,874 I-I didn't wanna assume you don't like sports... 215 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,542 -Oh. -You know? 216 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,045 Good, yeah. Th-Thank you. 217 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:51,341 -But I don't. (laughs) Sorry. -(laughs) 218 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,343 Oh, hey! Hey, Tyler! Just one sec. 219 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,762 Oh, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 220 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:59,391 -(quiet chatter) -(presses recording button) 221 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:05,814 (whispers) I'm dying here. 222 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,574 Bruce was just telling me that, um, 223 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:21,079 well, h-he's got a lot of weapons. 224 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,415 -Uh, you said 14? -Mostly muskets, yeah. 225 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,750 (laughs) They go through it, don't they? 226 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,293 -Tricia: Did you see all that? -See what? 227 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:30,213 Tha-- I've been talking to Cathleen this entire time! 228 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,715 She is incredible! 229 00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,550 -Trish! -Yeah, no! 230 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,969 She is so full of, like, creativity 231 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:38,388 a-and ingenuity and-- But I gotta tell you, 232 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,056 like, I was giving it right back to her. 233 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,725 -Okay! -Tricia: And... 234 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:44,394 (gasps) I'm having breakfast with her tomorrow morning! 235 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:47,105 -Tricia! -Yeah, can you even stand it? I mean, 236 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,024 -just give me a new drink because this is my night! -(banging) 237 00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:52,068 Well, I'm really happy for you. That's awesome. 238 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,154 And I'm telling you, Sam, this is how you do it. 239 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,574 You take life by the balls, and you make shit happen. 240 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,451 -Here, hold this. -Sam: You're singing? 241 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,994 Yes, I am. 242 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,789 -(laughs) -Thank you. 243 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:09,252 (laughs) Well, this is unexpected. 244 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,921 -Does she normally sing karaoke? -No, not that I've ever seen. 245 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,590 ("Slow Hand" by The Pointer Sisters playing) 246 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,967 ♪ As the midnight moon ♪ 247 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,094 ♪ Was drifting through ♪ 248 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,181 ♪ The lazy sway of the trees ♪ 249 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:25,393 Here he says-- Uh, this is in his fourth letter... 250 00:11:25,435 --> 00:11:27,812 "Yet we often stop this torrent 251 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,440 "by the little value we set upon it. 252 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,692 "Let us stop it no more. 253 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:34,652 "Let us enter into ourselves 254 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,613 "and break down the bank which hinders it. 255 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,075 -Let us make way for grace." -Brad: Mm. 256 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,036 I had to let that sink in a bit. 257 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,372 Mm-hmm. I underlined that, too. 258 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:48,415 -(chairs scraping) -(indistinct chatter) 259 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,463 Brad: You have the calendar, right? 260 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,506 Mark: Yeah. 261 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,843 Hey, Joel. I-It's Brett. 262 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:03,390 -Do you remember me? -(weak laugh) Yeah. Yeah, I remember you. 263 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,184 How you doing? 264 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,562 Good. Uh, yeah, great. I... 265 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,482 I really enjoyed the-the discussion today. 266 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,234 -It was good. -Yeah. 267 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:19,239 -Well, it was good to see you. -(chairs scrape) 268 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,865 I've seen you at church, 269 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,160 -and, uh-- -Really? 270 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,704 Y-Yeah. 271 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,624 And I haven't said hello to you... 272 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,128 because I'm ashamed... 273 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,839 about how I treated you in high school. 274 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:39,509 No, we were young. 275 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,344 That was such a long time ago. It's-It's okay. 276 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,388 No. It's not okay. 277 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,393 -(emotional) It's fine. -It was wrong. 278 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:57,652 Anyway, I'll, uh... 279 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,988 I'll let you get back to it and... 280 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,242 U-Um... Yeah. 281 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,003 You hungry? I'm starving. 282 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,340 We could get some pizza! 283 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,842 Mushroom? 284 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,179 Mushroom and spinach? 285 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,265 I just need your wallet. 286 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,688 -Did you pass out on the toilet? -Tricia: No! 287 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:38,401 (Tricia groaning) 288 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,236 Trish, come on. I don't know what's going on here, 289 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,571 -but I really gotta pee. -Sam! 290 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,989 Well-- Trish, I gotta pee. 291 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,283 (Tricia panting) 292 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,952 What's going on? 293 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,454 It burns. 294 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,456 What burns? 295 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,292 Me! When I pee. 296 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,835 Oh... 297 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,258 -Okay. -Tricia: What? 298 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,802 What?! 299 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,136 Nothing, it's-- 300 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,764 Sometime-- I mean, everybody burns a little bit when they pee. 301 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,266 -Tricia: Oh, my God, this really burns though! -Hm... 302 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,768 (Tricia inhales sharply, sighs) 303 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,186 Have you, um-- 304 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,481 (inhales) I really don't think it's anything to worry about. 305 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,316 Will you look at it? 306 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,945 -(whispers) At y-- At your vagina? -Tricia: Yes! 307 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,155 -Tricia-- -I-I can't. I can't, please. 308 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,867 -(Sam sighs) -Please, please just look at it. Just quick. 309 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,663 -(sighs) -Sam! Look! 310 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,040 (Tricia panting) 311 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,583 Sam: (sighs) Okay, just... 312 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:40,171 -I mean, it's probably just a UTI, you know? -Right. 313 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,009 -That's not a UTI. -Oh, my God! How do you know that? 314 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,011 -I know, Tricia. -(muffled scream) 315 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,555 Sam: Can't believe how long it took me 316 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,598 to figure out how to spell "venereal." (laughs) 317 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,562 (sighs) Well, 318 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,816 look, according to the internet, and I'm no doctor, 319 00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:03,361 uh, looks like you have nothing that a pill won't cure, so... 320 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,823 -That's good. -(sighs) I mean, I can't tell Dr. Weis. 321 00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,366 No, no, don't tell her. 322 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,204 Who do you think it was? 323 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,247 (sighs) 324 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,001 I'm not even sure. 325 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,003 Well, was it th-that little short one? 326 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,714 No, no. One kiss, that was it. He had... 327 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,924 -terrible breath. -Right. 328 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,094 -The country club guy? -No. 329 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,513 No, I mean, we only went to third base. 330 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,182 -Sam: Oh. -Unless, I mean, can you get it? I don't-- 331 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,434 No, no, come on. It's not medically possible. 332 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,227 What happened here happened at home. 333 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,772 Was it the... 334 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,315 the guy with the braces? 335 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,068 Oh, my God... 336 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,569 Sam: "Oh, my God" what? 337 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,239 No, no, no. 338 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,407 No... 339 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,868 -Tricia. -Tricia: Fuck me. 340 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,245 -Wha-- -That asshole! 341 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,705 Tricia, who are you talking about? 342 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,415 -(Tricia sniffles) -Who is it? 343 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,251 -Tricia: Fucking Rick. -No! 344 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,756 -It has to be him. -Tricia, you did not sleep with Rick! 345 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,384 -I didn't-- I didn't-- I did not mean to! -Sam: Didn't what? 346 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,928 -Oh my, you didn't-- -Tricia: And I did not want to! 347 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,805 -H-H-He came over! -Oh, and he just 348 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,306 threw your legs apart and stuck it in? 349 00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,933 No, he was crying about missing me, 350 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,643 and I felt bad, and then... 351 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,061 Oh, my God! And what? 352 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:19,479 Well, then we fucking got drunk, 353 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,564 and now I have a goddamn disease, that's what! 354 00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,567 -Oh, Tricia... Oh... -Tricia: Oh, my God! 355 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:27,070 -Rick! -I have a fucking STD! 356 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,863 I have an STD! 357 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:32,742 Y-You have an STD, but it's not as bad as you think it is! 358 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,327 What if this never goes away? 359 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,580 That goddamn motherfucker! I hate him! 360 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,834 -(shower running) -I swear to fucking God! I'm such an idiot! 361 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,128 Just waving that dirty dick all over town, 362 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,921 and now I have to deal with it?! 363 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:46,548 -I know. -No, ma'am! 364 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,093 You do not mess with Tricia! 365 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:52,762 I swear to God, 366 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:56,141 the next time I see him, I'm ripping it off his... 367 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,810 scrawny ass... motherfucking, 368 00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,520 ass-eating pussy body, 369 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,648 and I'm throwing it straight into Tuttle Creek, 370 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,608 and if he wants it back, 371 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,193 he can dive in and get it! 372 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,155 Fuck him! 373 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,827 -(groans) -(scrubbing) 374 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,872 -Goddammit! -Yeah, fuck him, right? 375 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,915 -What if it spreads to my bottom?! -Sam: Uh-- Ooh... 376 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,377 That's grisly. 377 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,422 -(insects chirping) -(car keys jingle) 378 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,176 (opening doors) 379 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,348 (doors shut) 380 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,351 -(sniffs) -(starts car) 381 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,397 (sighs) 382 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,899 Brad: You okay? 383 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:48,610 (weak laugh) 384 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:52,280 Yeah. No, I'm fine. 385 00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:55,950 Well... 386 00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,621 I heard you talk to Brett. 387 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,792 -You heard that? -Brad: I did. 388 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:10,382 -I just wasn't expecting that. -Brad: Well, 389 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,553 it's good to know that people can change. 390 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:18,932 Can they? 391 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,267 Yeah. 392 00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,562 I think so. 393 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,820 You want me to drive? 394 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:33,988 No. 395 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,700 I don't think I can risk 396 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:39,077 a road rage incident when I'm feeling this fragile. 397 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,956 (Brad laughing) 398 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,792 Wow. 399 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,546 You want me to... 400 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:52,924 make you some chili? 401 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,014 I wanna see my friends more. 402 00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,642 We can do that. 403 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,603 And I wanna load the dishwasher. 404 00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:09,065 You don't like how I do it? 405 00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,400 (scoffs) 406 00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:13,278 No, you don't like how I do it. 407 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,783 -(sighs) -(laughs) Well, you don't. 408 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:23,663 I-I just-- I have never seen anybody (laughs)... 409 00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,750 load, you know, the glassware in the bottom rack. 410 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:30,462 I just have never seen that before in my entire life! 411 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,465 -Yeah. Well-- -It works, I mean, you know? 412 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,342 And I want-- 413 00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:37,427 I wanna put pictures on the fridge. 414 00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:39,012 I like seeing people 415 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:42,307 that I love in the morning when I have coffee. 416 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,350 (inhales sharply) 417 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,310 On the fridge? 418 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,770 (laughs) 419 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,813 -Yes! I wanna put 'em on the fridge. -(Brad laughs) 420 00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,858 Okay. You know what? 421 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,944 That is absolutely no problem. 422 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,364 -(laughs) -Not a problem at all. 423 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,494 I love you, Brad. 424 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,413 I love you. 425 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,168 Okay. 426 00:20:11,503 --> 00:20:12,462 Let's go make chili. 427 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:15,507 (gentle music playing) 428 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,766 -You okay? -Yeah. 429 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,856 (deep sigh) 430 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,275 What? 431 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,070 What do you mean, "What?" 432 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,655 Well, you just made that sound. 433 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:40,824 -What is it? -It's nothing. 434 00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,992 Tricia: It's not nothing. 435 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,077 Just tell me. 436 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,416 Mm, it's just a guy. You know? 437 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,379 We don't have to talk about it. (sighs) 438 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,922 There's a guy? 439 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,509 Who is it? Like... 440 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:02,554 -Somebody from the bar? -Kind of. 441 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:06,433 -And? -(sighs) 442 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,185 And nothing. I-It's nothing. 443 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,229 Nothing's happened, nothing's... 444 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:14,733 gonna happen, but... 445 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,820 (sighs) it doesn't matter 'cause I... 446 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,656 keep fucking thinking about him. 447 00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:26,244 Okay, well... 448 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,290 -what are you gonna do about it? -(scoffs) Nothing. 449 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,709 -Tricia: Why? -I m-- 450 00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,295 -He's not thinking about me. -Tricia: You don't know that. 451 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,130 -I know that, Tricia. -Tricia: No. 452 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,090 You don't. You don't know that. 453 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,303 -Why don't you just ask him out? -(scoffs) Are you high? 454 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,430 (sighs) 455 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,599 I mean, what is-- what is the worst that could happen? 456 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,480 (heavy sigh) 457 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,648 Well, I could end up with an unexplainable burning itch, for one. 458 00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:58,818 -(laughs) -Okay. (scoffs) Too soon. 459 00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:01,112 Sorry. 460 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:03,948 Tricia: I mean, Sam... 461 00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:08,453 there's really-- there's nothing to be scared of. 462 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,874 Nobody knows what they're doing, I promise. 463 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,002 Nobody. You just... 464 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,838 just do it. 465 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:30,475 Oh, I wish I had your confidence. 466 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:35,355 (sniffles) 467 00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,484 I mean, not your disease, but your confidence. 468 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:40,902 (weak laugh) 469 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,325 (sighs) It's stupid. 470 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,327 Tricia: It's not stupid. 471 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,873 (softly) Yeah. 472 00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,420 Tricia: Well, 473 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:01,297 you know, it's actually very simple, Sam. 474 00:23:01,339 --> 00:23:02,841 You just have to manifest it. 475 00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,678 (both laugh) 476 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,140 You gotta shut the fuck up with that manifesting. 477 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:13,143 (both giggling) 478 00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,020 Oh, my God! 479 00:23:16,354 --> 00:23:18,148 -Did you manifest that? -Shut up. 480 00:23:18,148 --> 00:23:20,025 (both giggling) 481 00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:26,197 (giggling stops) 482 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,699 -Thank you. -Are you okay? 483 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,951 -Oh, never better. -(both giggle) 484 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,748 (sighs) Alright, well, 485 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,043 good night. 486 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,045 Good night. 487 00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:41,921 (clicking) 488 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,257 (sighs) 489 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:54,726 (clicking phone) 490 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,611 (heavy sigh) 491 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,656 (soft music playing) 492 00:24:09,741 --> 00:24:12,744 (birds chirping) 493 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:17,582 (quiet street noise) 494 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:23,296 -Goddammit. -(door opens) 495 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,762 Well, you were right. It's chlamydia. 496 00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:33,390 Prescription will be ready in 20 minutes. 497 00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:37,394 Well, good news is I got you a Coke for your hangover 498 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:40,605 and a cinnamon roll just 'cause. 499 00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:41,648 (sighs) 500 00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:45,276 -Thank you for taking such good care of me. -You're welcome. 501 00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:51,116 (box rustling) 502 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,370 Well, you gonna share or what? 503 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,623 -Yes. -You know I didn't get it just for you. 504 00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:00,917 (both laugh) 505 00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,961 (smacking) 506 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,047 You know, last night... 507 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,676 the way you were talking with me made me really happy. 508 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:12,554 Yeah, well, it was a moment of weakness. I'm better now. 509 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,806 -Even if it was about Iceland... (gasps) -What?! 510 00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,307 Excuse m-- 511 00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,809 -(snickering) -You fucking-- 512 00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:19,686 -Did you look at my fucking phone? -Yeah, I did. 513 00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,479 -Oh, you bitch. -(giggling) 514 00:25:21,521 --> 00:25:24,941 -Ah, bitch! -(laughing) 515 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:27,193 Now, I know! You have to tell me everything. 516 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:28,611 You don't think he smells a little bit? 517 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:31,990 -Seriously? -No, he doesn't smell! God. 518 00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:33,658 -Alright, then I wanna know everything! -Sorry, 519 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,493 your window of opportunity is now closed. 520 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,704 -Now who's the bitch? -Uh, you're the-- I'm the bi-- We're the bi-- 521 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,622 -We are the bitches. We're the bitch sisters. -(laughs) 522 00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:42,334 -Chlamydia bitches. (laughs) -No! 523 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,793 Alright, let's go get those horse pills 524 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:45,211 for your diseased twat. 525 00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:47,172 -Oh, my God, are they really big? -Oh yeah, they're huge. 526 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,548 Just like that guy from the country club 527 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,008 -you're too scared to sit on. -(starts car) 528 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:52,302 -(Tricia laughs) -Gimme his number, I can handle it. 529 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:53,970 Tricia: What do you mean "sit on"? (laughs) 530 00:25:54,012 --> 00:25:56,848 ("None of Your Business" by Salt-N-Pepa playing) 531 00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,059 ♪ 'Cause I'm gonna be just fine, check it out ♪ 532 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:02,395 ♪ If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight ♪ 533 00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:04,314 ♪ It's none of your business ♪ 534 00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:07,317 ♪ And if she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend ♪ 535 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:09,152 ♪ It's none of your business ♪ 536 00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:10,904 ♪ Now, you shouldn't even get into ♪ 537 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:12,489 ♪ Who I'm giving skins to ♪ 538 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,032 ♪ It's none of your business ♪ 539 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:15,700 ♪ So, don't try to change my mind ♪ 540 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,745 ♪ I tell you one more time, it's none your business ♪ 541 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:21,331 ♪ Now, who do you think you are? ♪ 542 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,541 ♪ Puttin' your cheap two cents in ♪ 543 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,835 ♪ Don't you got nothin' to do ♪ 544 00:26:25,877 --> 00:26:28,505 ♪ Than worry 'bout my friends, check it ♪ 545 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,007 ♪ I can't do nothin', girl, without somebody buggin' ♪ 546 00:26:31,049 --> 00:26:33,259 ♪ I used to think that it was me, but now I see it wasn't ♪ 547 00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:34,719 ♪ They told me to change ♪ 548 00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,346 ♪ They called me names and so I popped one ♪ 549 00:26:36,388 --> 00:26:38,598 ♪ Opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one ♪ 550 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,433 ♪ I never poke my nose where I'm not supposed to ♪ 551 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,268 ♪ Believe me, if he's somethin' that I want ♪ 552 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:43,520 ♪ I'm steppin' closer ♪ 553 00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:45,021 ♪ I'm not one for playin' high-pole ♪ 554 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:47,857 ♪ Like the house of ditty 90210 type of hoe ♪ 555 00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:49,651 ♪ I treat a man like he treats me ♪ 556 00:26:49,693 --> 00:26:51,361 ♪ The difference between a hooker and a hoe ♪ 557 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:52,904 ♪ Ain't nothin' but a fee ♪ 558 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:55,031 ♪ So hold your tongue tightly, wish you could be like me ♪ 559 00:26:55,073 --> 00:26:56,574 ♪ Your poppin' all that mess only to stress ♪ 560 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:57,742 ♪ And to spite me ♪ 561 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,411 ♪ Now, you could get with that ♪ 562 00:26:59,452 --> 00:27:01,371 ♪ Or you could get with this, but I don't give a shit ♪ 563 00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:04,040 -♪ 'Cause really it's none of your business ♪ -(record scratching) 564 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:06,960 ♪ 1993, throw the beat back in ♪ 565 00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:09,212 ♪ 'Cause Salt and Pepa's got it swingin' again ♪ 566 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:12,132 ♪ 'Cause Salt and Pepa's got it swingin' again... ♪ 567 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:14,175 (song fades out)