1 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,092 Glennon Doyle (on podcast): It's the same phenomenon. 2 00:00:09,092 --> 00:00:10,634 I'm gonna throw myself off the cliff, 3 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,970 and just assume that the person I'm gonna become after 4 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,763 is gonna be at the bottom of the cliff 5 00:00:14,764 --> 00:00:16,515 - and is gonna catch me. - Mm. 6 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,850 Glennon: And that there's a bunch of shit 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,101 that's gonna happen in that fall... 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,770 Yeah. 9 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,688 Glennon: ...that's gonna change me into a different woman 10 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,775 by the time I catch myself at the bottom. 11 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:29,445 - Oh, shoot. - Glennon: And so, you trust that... 12 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,947 - Trust it. - Glennon: I don't even know if it's trust. 13 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:33,782 - But it's a ridiculous... - (tires screech, crash) 14 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:34,950 - ...hunch. - Oh, God! 15 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:36,994 Sister (on podcast): It's a devil's bargain. 16 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,495 - No! - Sister: You can’t stay, you can’t leave... 17 00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:39,955 - (groans, exhales) - ...so here the fuck goes. 18 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:41,958 Glennon: You could stay. You could though. 19 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:44,627 No, no, no, I cannot deal with this right now. 20 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,337 - I cannot deal with this! - (podcast continues) 21 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,882 - Shut up, shut up. I love you, but shut up. - (podcast stops) 22 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:51,342 (sighs) No! 23 00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,510 (wails) 24 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,848 - (Joel grunts) - (door chiming) 25 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:00,727 (muffled) Oh, no. 26 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:03,979 Oh, what have I done? 27 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:06,024 What have I done? What have I done? 28 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:10,652 (gentle music playing) 29 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:13,281 ♪ 30 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:19,496 - Hey! - Hey. 31 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,749 - What? What's going on? - Oh, nothing. 32 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,796 (emotional) I just rammed my car into a very sweet old lady. 33 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,714 Okay. 34 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,675 Oh, my God, you didn't-- You didn't kill her, did you? 35 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:35,345 No, no, it was just a fender b-- (gasps) fender bender, 36 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,096 - but, um-- - Is everything okay? 37 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,890 - Um... - Would some French toast for the table help? 38 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,350 Yeah, it would actually. 39 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:42,434 Yeah. That's worth a shot, right? 40 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:43,686 You nailed an old lady, right? 41 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:44,937 - (cries) - Got a little fender bender. 42 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,188 - (crying) Yeah. - It's okay! 43 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:47,774 - (phone buzzing) - Hold on. 44 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:51,193 Oh, my God. She's calling me. 45 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,530 Why is she calling me? She said she was fine. 46 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,030 She hurt her fuckin' neck? 47 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,282 - (buzzing stops) - Hello? 48 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:59,202 Yeah. 49 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:00,619 (weak laugh) 50 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,080 No, I am. 51 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:04,499 Yes. 52 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,709 Absolutely. 53 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,919 Bye-bye. 54 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,421 Well, that, that sounded good. 55 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,048 Was-- Was that good? It was good. 56 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,717 She was just calling to see if I was okay 57 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:15,050 'cause she realized she hadn't asked me 58 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:16,635 when we had the wreck. 59 00:02:16,636 --> 00:02:19,221 - Oh, wow. Oh, that's-- - (crying) 60 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:21,265 - That's nice. - It's the nicest thing that anybody's ever done. 61 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,808 Sam: Joel, look! 62 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,894 Look, Joel! French toasty! 63 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:29,106 - You love French toasty! - Yes, I do. I do, I do, I do, I do. 64 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,649 (blows nose) 65 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:31,900 I'm sorry, that was really loud. 66 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,318 I'm sorry. Let's just change the subject. 67 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,155 - You sure? - Let's just change the subject. 68 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:39,074 You wanna talk about, um, sneaky, uh, husbands? 69 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:40,909 Um... 70 00:02:40,910 --> 00:02:42,244 - (quietly yells) Fred! - (scoffs) 71 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,328 Fred Rococo. 72 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,914 - Not me. Not me. - Joel: Oh! 73 00:02:45,915 --> 00:02:48,167 You are so busted. 74 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,836 (quietly) What? I'm just picking up a salad. No big deal. 75 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,463 Fred, have you been coming here this whole time? 76 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,631 - No. - Well, your secret's safe with us. 77 00:02:54,632 --> 00:02:56,842 - Why don't you just sit down and join us, huh? - Yeah. 78 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:59,094 Here? In front of this French toast? You're killin' me! 79 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:01,264 It's a treat day. Just ignore it. 80 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:03,725 Okay, Fred. Got your cheeseburger and fries. 81 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:06,435 - Fred! - Fred. 82 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,312 What? Sometimes, I wanna be a bad, bad boy. 83 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,774 - (Joel and Sam laugh) - Sam: Oh, wow! 84 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,442 Oh! Oh, he-- Oh-- (laughs) 85 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:15,110 (birds chirping) 86 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:17,112 Wait. Right there? 87 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,655 Yeah. 88 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,325 Sam: Oh, Joel, that's not that bad. 89 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:23,285 - Yeah, it's not that bad, right? - Not that bad. 90 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,372 Yeah, yeah. (sniffles) 91 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:26,830 Are you okay to drive? 92 00:03:26,831 --> 00:03:28,165 'Cause I can give you a lift, if you want. 93 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,208 Would that be nice? 94 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,668 Oh, no, no, no. I'm okay, I'm okay. 95 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:34,046 I just got a little shook up there, but it's okay. 96 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,298 Oh, I wish you could come over, 97 00:03:35,298 --> 00:03:37,132 and I'd get you all nursed back to health. 98 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,842 We could do, like, 99 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:41,304 'tinis, and tickle fights, and-- 100 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,180 I could do that. We could do that! 101 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:44,556 - I wanna do that. - You can? 102 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,809 - You don't-- You don't have to ask Brad first? - No! 103 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:49,645 - He's my boyfriend, not my mom! - (laughing) 104 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:51,021 I can do what I want! 105 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:53,190 And I wanna have a s-- a slumber party! 106 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,819 Oh, my God. Seriously, I'm so excited. 107 00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:57,194 This is gonna be... 108 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,821 (sighs) I don't know. I need this. 109 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,865 It's gonna be like old times. I'm really excited. 110 00:04:01,866 --> 00:04:02,991 (crying) 111 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:05,869 Joel, no! (laughing) Come on! 112 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,496 I have not seen you like this 113 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,666 - since we watched "Mr. Holland's Opus" together. - (laughs) 114 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,333 Pull it together! Come on. (chuckles) 115 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,501 (sobs) I'm fine. 116 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,545 (shudders) I'm fine. 117 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:15,587 - You sure? - I'm fine. Yeah. 118 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:16,672 - Okay. - Yeah. (gasps) 119 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,258 'Cause if, if you want me to, 120 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,844 I'd be happy to sing just a little bit of "Beautiful Boy" and I-- 121 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,846 - (laughs) Don't you dare! You put those hands down! - I think-- 122 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,097 - My fingers, I think I-- - No! 123 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,850 'Cause that's the part that fucks me up the most! 124 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,267 - Put 'em-- Put 'em down. - (laughing) 125 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,394 - Fucks me up, too. - (sobbing laugh) 126 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,895 - Oh, God. - God, I still can't believe 127 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:33,397 Richard Dreyfuss didn't win an Oscar for that. 128 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:35,190 Wasn't his year. 129 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:38,193 - (gentle music playing) - (cows mooing) 130 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:41,781 (birds chirping) 131 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:43,949 Tricia: Oh well, guess what? 132 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,036 I don't give a rat's ass if you're at work, Rick! 133 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,621 No! Oh, no, no! What I really wanna know is 134 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,081 who is the skank 135 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,833 that you hooked up with this time, Rick?! 136 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:54,710 - You just go and get chlamydia?! - (door shuts) 137 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,712 And then, you just give it to me? I mean, 138 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:58,547 who does that?! 139 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:00,132 Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no. 140 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,551 You do not play dumb with me! 141 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,595 Yes, I went to the doctor! 142 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:06,930 Yes, I got tested, you idiot! 143 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:07,974 Did you? 144 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,392 Me? Oh! (scoffs) 145 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,729 No! No! 146 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,814 There is literally no way I could've given it to you! 147 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,608 It is medically impossible! 148 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,610 I didn't just, like, dream up chlamydia 149 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,905 and pull it outta the sky and say, "Ooh, fun! 150 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:24,740 "I'm gonna give this STD to my goddamn idiot, 151 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,326 - ass-eating ex-husband who--" - Gimme the phone. 152 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,245 - (panting) - Hey Rick. Hi, it's Sam. 153 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,581 Yeah, you know, everybody knows 154 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,249 that you can't keep your dick in your pants. 155 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,501 Nope, nope, nope. No, shut the fuck up, I'm talking now. 156 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,294 Yeah, it was you. Yes. 157 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,504 So, you and your dirty dick 158 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,089 need to stay the fuck away from my sister. 159 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,007 Do we understand? We understand. 160 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,759 Alright, good. Is there anything else you wanna add? 161 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,761 Yeah! Yeah. J-- Asshole! 162 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:47,888 Okay, I think that's gonna do it, Rick. Thank you. 163 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,098 Go fuck yourself. 164 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,641 - Tricia (panting): Yeah. Ho! - Okay! 165 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:51,975 - So, you finally called him? - Yeah. 166 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,769 - Yeah? How do you feel? - Yeah. Feel really good. 167 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,104 - Good? - Yeah. 168 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,606 - Alright, good. You want some time? - No, no! 169 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:57,981 - I'm fired the fuck up! - Okay, well-- 170 00:05:57,982 --> 00:05:59,609 - God, that felt good! - Good! 171 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,276 - Now, where do you want me? - You sit right there. 172 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:02,611 - Okay, right here. - Are you ready? 173 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,656 Oh, I'm, I'm real ready. 174 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,157 (sighs) 175 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,326 (calmly) Mitch, Helen, 176 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,288 I am so excited to share this with you. 177 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,790 Welcome to Konza For A Cure. 178 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,959 - (soft clapping, giggles) - Thank you. 179 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,378 I have a mockup of the space here. 180 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,839 Um, as you can see, we have our tables out front 181 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,049 when guests arrive, where they will register. 182 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,385 We will give them a paddle, 183 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,220 and we will register their phone number 184 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,972 for the live auction. 185 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,473 I'm not gonna say "register" twice. 186 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,475 - Love it. Killing it. - (clears throat) Thank you. 187 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:36,520 Um, over here, we have displays of our live auction items, 188 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:37,980 which we're very excited about. 189 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:40,150 We have box seats to the football game, 190 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:43,235 we have two tickets to see "Hairspray" at McCain, 191 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,654 and we have a brew-your-own-beer experience 192 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,156 at Manhattan Brewing Company. 193 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,074 - I knew you'd like that one. - That's really cool. 194 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,368 Now... 195 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,705 Mitch, Helen, 196 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:58,000 I know that you didn't wanna make this night about you, 197 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,336 but your story is so inspirational, 198 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,880 and I know that it will resonate so deeply with people. 199 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,049 It will give them something to connect with, 200 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:07,719 and hopefully inspire them to give generously. 201 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,430 - Can I? - Yeah, of course. 202 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:12,891 I mean... 203 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:16,435 Wow, Trish, this is... really cool. 204 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,228 - I didn't know you were gonna do this. - Yeah, you like it? 205 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,939 Sam: I love it. 206 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,066 My God, she beat cancer three times. 207 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:23,193 Yeah, I know. 208 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,361 She's such a fighter. 209 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,780 And he loves her so much, it's crazy. 210 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,366 Yeah. 211 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,285 Anyway, so that's... that's most of it. 212 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,747 Wow. I mean, 213 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:39,124 - you are so good at this shit, Tricia. - (Tricia giggling) 214 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,127 Well, I just wanna make them a ton of money that night, you know? 215 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,420 I learned so much doing this. 216 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:45,089 Like, they are doing incredible research 217 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,465 for cancer up at K State. 218 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,092 I didn't even know they were doing that, did you? 219 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,635 - No, I had no idea. - I know! And I just-- 220 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,928 I just wanna, like, back a truck up 221 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:52,638 with stacks of money for them, you know? 222 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,140 No family should have to go-- 223 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,392 Well, I mean, you know. 224 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,644 Yeah. 225 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,106 Mm... 226 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,275 (sighs) 227 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,945 What if... (sighs) 228 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,447 - What if what? - Well... 229 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,826 What if you did, like, "$10 for a Cure" at a football game? 230 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,577 I mean, you could throw up, like, a, 231 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,121 a number on the big screen 232 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,789 that people could text and donate. 233 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,916 You know, they just text the number, 234 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,877 donate 10 bucks, boom, done, you know? 235 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,587 I don't know, I mean-- 236 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,255 But, if there were 50,000 people there, 237 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:29,800 and even... a quarter donated something, 238 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,010 you could... 239 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,221 - It's kind of a lot of money. - Damn. 240 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,432 I mean, that's good. 241 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,268 That's-- That's really good. 242 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:39,894 - (both laugh) - Alright. (claps) 243 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,646 P-Put your hand here. 244 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,356 - My hand? - Put your-- Get y-- Yeah, put it right here. 245 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,110 And on the count of three, we're gonna go one, two, three, 246 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,360 manifest! 247 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,112 - (laughing) Okay. - But you gotta say it like that. 248 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,155 - (deep voice) Manifest! - Okay. 249 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:52,781 (normal) One, two, three. 250 00:08:52,782 --> 00:08:54,450 - both (deep voice): Manifest! - (giggling) 251 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,617 (normal) Okay, that never happened. 252 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:56,702 (both laughing) 253 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,954 Alright, well, I gotta get outta here. 254 00:08:57,954 --> 00:08:58,996 You-- You're gonna be great! 255 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:00,456 No, no! No, no, I want you to stay. 256 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,625 No, no. I don't do rich people. That's not my thing. 257 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,126 Sam, he's not like rich people. I promise. 258 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,502 Tricia, they can't help themselves. 259 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,964 No! Sam, I'm nervous. I want you to stay. 260 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,507 Sorry, I gotta... I got something I gotta do. 261 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,676 (scoffs) What do-- You have to do something, really? 262 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:15,054 - Yeah, I got something I gotta do. - Is it Iceland? 263 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,638 - Oh God, leave me alone. - Oh, my God, it is! 264 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,475 - You're seeing Iceland? - Oh, my God, Tricia, leave me-- 265 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:19,975 Please tell me you're not wearing that, please. 266 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,186 - What? (scoffs) - Just-- I'm just saying, like, 267 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:23,520 put a little curl in your hair. 268 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:24,813 - Maybe, like, just-- - Tricia! 269 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,023 - Maybe some lip gloss? - Tricia! 270 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,316 Just, whatever you do, 271 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,734 get a good look at it beforehand. 272 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,985 Sam: Ugh! Sit on it! 273 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,112 - (door shuts) - (Tricia sputters) 274 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:37,160 (gentle music playing) 275 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,288 (birds chirping) 276 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,583 (sighs) 277 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,731 (exhales) 278 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,331 (sighs) 279 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:41,641 (puts down lip gloss) 280 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,705 - (emotional music playing) - (inhales deeply) 281 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,291 (exhales) 282 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,628 (sniffles) Jesus. 283 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,380 (sighs) 284 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,384 (sighs) 285 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:19,971 (sighs) 286 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,849 - (bed rattles) - (sighs) 287 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,310 (blows nose) 288 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:30,065 (sniffles, sighs) 289 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,860 (sighs deeply) 290 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,655 (sighs) Jesus, keep it together. 291 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,327 ♪ 292 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,918 (mutters, sniffs) 293 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,754 (sighs) Of course. 294 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,759 (sighs) 295 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,396 (sighs) 296 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:13,525 (sniffles) 297 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,193 Alright. 298 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,030 (quietly) Not a big deal. 299 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,700 Not a big deal. 300 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,583 (truck rattling, squeaking) 301 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,087 (brakes squeal) 302 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:41,928 (sniffles) 303 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,143 (inner door opens) 304 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,894 - Hi! (chuckles) - (outer door creaks) 305 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,815 - Hey. - Hi. Um... 306 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,192 sorry I'm a little late, I was-- (clears throat) 307 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,028 I had a frash-- a fashion emergency. 308 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,865 - (giggles) - Oh. I like the shirt. 309 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,575 Oh. Thanks, I'm-- 310 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,910 Yeah, I thought I'd try something new. 311 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,121 It works. 312 00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:09,914 You look really nice. 313 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,708 - Sorry? - I said you look really nice. 314 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,753 Oh. Thank you. Uh, um... 315 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,796 Thanks. 316 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,715 Where's, um, Wesley? I... 317 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:20,759 (nervous laugh) 318 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,053 He's like my emotional support animal, I think. 319 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,764 - Well, he's mine, too. - (both chuckle) 320 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,223 Uh, he's sleeping. Um... 321 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:30,225 - Oh, okay. - You want me to call him? 322 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,061 Nah, it's okay. 323 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,606 I'll call him. Wesley! (clicking tongue) 324 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:37,483 - (speaking Icelandic) - Hey! 325 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,278 - (laughing) Hi! Hi! - (Iceland laughs softly) 326 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,780 - Good boy! - Iceland: Yeah. 327 00:13:42,781 --> 00:13:44,949 I think he's just as nervous as I am. (laughs) 328 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,326 (sighs) 329 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,370 Um... 330 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,123 Uh, do you want, uh, wanna go for a walk? 331 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,001 Yeah. Sure. 332 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,170 Okay. I'll, um, 333 00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,673 - get my coat. - Okay. 334 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,682 (birds chirping) 335 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,853 - (Sam laughs) - (Wesley panting) 336 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,314 (Iceland laughs) 337 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:21,319 (Wesley panting) 338 00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:25,197 - So, um, how are the chickens doing? - (Iceland inhales) 339 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,159 Uh, they're good. Um, put some toys in there. 340 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,371 - They get bored, they start fighting. - (laughs) 341 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,332 Chickens. They're just like us. 342 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,586 (awkward laugh) 343 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:42,715 I, um, built some beds over there. 344 00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,759 Brussels sprouts, broccoli... 345 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,970 Um, rutabagas. 346 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:51,056 I had some mustard greens there, but the, the deer got them. 347 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,435 Aw, yeah. You know, my... 348 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,353 my dad used to do this thing where he would 349 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:59,149 string up bars of soap to keep 'em away. 350 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,693 I mean, I don't know if it really did anything, but, um, 351 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,528 he never wanted to do anything that would hurt 'em, so... 352 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,990 Oh. I like that idea. 353 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,074 (chuckles slightly) 354 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:12,077 Yeah, and I seeded some buckwheat over there. 355 00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,996 English peas-- Sorry about that. 356 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,707 - (Sam laughs) - Um... 357 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,711 Yeah, the soil needed a rest. 358 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:23,088 Soil. 359 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,758 It's just like us. 360 00:15:26,468 --> 00:15:27,843 (chuckles slightly) 361 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,095 Um, do-- 362 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:33,141 (calm music playing) 363 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,686 (insects chirping) 364 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,565 (breeze rustling) 365 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,196 Do you shoot? 366 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,198 Uh... I gave it a try. 367 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,907 Oh yeah? How'd it go? 368 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,116 Took a minute. 369 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,912 Well, it's... it's not as easy as it looks. 370 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,414 But, um... 371 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,874 You know, if... 372 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,251 if you want, I could... show you-- 373 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,546 You know, you basically, you just need to find your anchor, 374 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,965 and then (clicks tongue) it kinda all falls into place. 375 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,760 - Ah, that makes sense. - Yeah. 376 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,683 Well, yeah, you-- Well, I-I think we're doing great. 377 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,353 Yeah, I think so, too. 378 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,608 Um... (awkward laugh) 379 00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:25,902 This is embarrassing, but I was afraid 380 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,569 that we weren't gonna have anything to talk about, 381 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,905 so I made a list. 382 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,491 - You made a list? - Yeah, I made a list. (laughs) 383 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,076 - Well, can I see it? - No, no. 384 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,911 (laughs) Oh, please? 385 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,996 - Oh, it's really bad. - It can't be that bad. 386 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,332 It's not a good list! 387 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,543 Let me see it. Please. 388 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,837 (sighs) 389 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:45,797 Okay. 390 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,469 Oh, my God. (laughs) 391 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:57,516 - "Dogs." - Okay, you don't have to read it out loud. 392 00:16:57,517 --> 00:17:00,270 - No, I wanna answer all your questions about me. - Okay. 393 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,939 "Have you always had dogs?" Well, mostly. 394 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,775 I did raise a dairy calf one year. 395 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,111 Only did that once because it just-- 396 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,196 it broke my heart when I had to sell her. 397 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,491 Hm. What was her name? 398 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,492 Audbjorg. 399 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,952 (stifled laugh) 400 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:19,122 Um, you're making that up, right? 401 00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,789 I am not. 402 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,208 - I'm sorry. - Why would you laugh? 403 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,462 - That's really hurtful. - I mean, hope-hopefully... (laughing) 404 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,545 hopefully, she had a nickname. 405 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,963 I mean, what cow's gonna come running 406 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,048 when they hear that? 407 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,342 (both laughing) 408 00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:33,677 - Audbjorg! - (laughing) 409 00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:36,305 Finally, you laugh at one of my jokes. 410 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,558 (laughing) 411 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,062 I don't like how you always put yourself down. 412 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,691 (mouthing) 413 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:49,026 So, what other questions do you have? 414 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,987 (sighs) This is humiliating. 415 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,282 "What's Iceland like?" Um... 416 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,493 It is quite cold. 417 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,537 Very dark in winter. 418 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,708 - Very bright in summer. - Hm. 419 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,544 Really beautiful. 420 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,340 Okay, you don't have to keep doing this if you don't want to. 421 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:14,176 - No, I'm having fun. - Oh, okay. (laughs) 422 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,762 "Favorite music." Um, that's easy. 423 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,431 Classical. Um... 424 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,185 Wagner or, uh, Debussy. 425 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,395 Well, if you don't like "Clair de lune," 426 00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:25,688 you're an asshole, right? 427 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:27,232 - Exactly. - (Sam laughs) 428 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,234 - Can you just gimme that back? - (paper crinkles) 429 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:33,571 Because we're not gonna have anything left to talk about, so... 430 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,744 (sighs) 431 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,972 - Oh shit. Um-- - (softly) No. 432 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,558 - I should have asked. - It's okay. 433 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,810 - N-No, I'm sorry. I-- - No, it's not you. 434 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,813 - Um... - Uh... 435 00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,446 Oh, God. Oh, God. Um... 436 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,488 Uh, you know what? I think I'm gonna go. 437 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,656 - No. But, um-- - No, I'm-- 438 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,284 - Don't go, please. Um... - I wanna-- Um... 439 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,037 (sighs) Oh boy. 440 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,375 I'm, I'm so sorry. I'm-- 441 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,002 - Let's j-- Let's j-- - You d-- You did-- 442 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,087 You didn't do anything wrong. 443 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,921 Let's just walk. Uh... 444 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,131 Let's see what happens. 445 00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,467 (sighs) 446 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,387 I don't know, maybe I don't have, um... 447 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:44,809 Maybe I don't have the emotional infrastructure for this. 448 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,731 (sighs deeply) 449 00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:55,487 (sniffles) 450 00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:57,822 Okay. 451 00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,877 (sighs) 452 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,466 (somber music playing) 453 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,469 (birds chirping) 454 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:23,348 (insects chirping) 455 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,393 Joel: Then he said, "Throw it," so I did! 456 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,145 - (Sam laughing) - And it bounced off the ground, 457 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,523 - and it just smacked him right in the eyes! (laughing) - Sam: You know what? 458 00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,316 - Not your business, not your problem. - Not my b-- 459 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,359 It's called Catch Club. 460 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,527 - It's called Catch it! - Catch it! 461 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:40,072 (both laughing) 462 00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,492 Wait, how long are we supposed to leave these on our feet? 463 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,368 'Cause mine feel like they're going numb. 464 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,328 You know what? I-- Now that you mention it, 465 00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,163 - I think mine are numb, too. - (both laugh) 466 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:51,041 Is that bad? I thought that was part of it. 467 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,085 - Oh, God, is it? I don't know. - I don't know. 468 00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,337 I feel like we should take them off. 469 00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:55,504 Yeah, you're probably right. 470 00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,131 (both laughing) 471 00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,841 As much as I like not feeling. 472 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,175 (both laughing) 473 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,760 - Sam! - (plastic crinkling) 474 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,512 And then, now what happens? 475 00:21:03,513 --> 00:21:05,014 Well, 476 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,307 first... 477 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,519 First, it's gonna be horrifying, 478 00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,355 - and then, it's gonna be disgusting. - (laughs) 479 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,190 And then, we're gonna have 480 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,359 the babiest, softest feet you ever did see. 481 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:19,695 - And the numbness? - Unclear. 482 00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:21,447 (laughs) Okay, great. That's awesome. 483 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,740 (both laughing) 484 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,908 - Cheers. - Cheers to numb feet. 485 00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,786 - Cheers to numb feet. - Mm. (chuckles) 486 00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:29,288 Mm... 487 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,541 - (Sam sighing) - (soft laughing) 488 00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:36,004 Okay, so, um... (sighs) 489 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:38,547 Are w-- Um... 490 00:21:38,548 --> 00:21:40,883 Are we allowed to talk about it yet? 491 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,135 - Yeah. - Should I just...? 492 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,138 - Yeah. - Okay. 493 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,434 So, I know that you've made your peace with it, 494 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,438 but does what's going on have anything to do with having kids? 495 00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:55,981 (gasps) Okay, okay. Because I was worried 496 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,234 that it might have something to do with, like, God or religion. 497 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,651 - I'm a little out of my depth. - (sobs) 498 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,738 Oh, God! Okay, I'm, I'm warmer. Okay, I'm-- Okay. 499 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:05,617 - (Joel sobbing) - (Sam sighs) 500 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,119 I don't know-- (gasps) 501 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,829 (crying laugh) Sorry. 502 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,458 - No! - I'm sorry. (crying laugh) 503 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,003 (sobs) It's just that things are really good. 504 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,715 Things with Brad are really good. I have good friends. 505 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:22,467 I have you. 506 00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,636 (crying laugh) 507 00:22:25,637 --> 00:22:28,682 Things in my life are wonderful. Why... 508 00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,809 isn't that enough? 509 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,479 Well, what's wrong with wanting a little bit more? 510 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,149 I don't think there's anything wrong with that, Joel. 511 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:42,277 (gasps) I don't know what to do. 512 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:43,278 (sighs) 513 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,572 Well... 514 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,575 You know, maybe, um... 515 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,954 maybe you could go talk to Pastor Deb? 516 00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,997 No. That bridge is burned. 517 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:56,292 - Oh, I don't know about that, Joel. - (sniffles) 518 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,879 I mean, everything that you've said about her, and... 519 00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:02,924 You know, she's... 520 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,551 She's a good person, right? 521 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,804 - Yeah. - Why don't you just... 522 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:10,515 Why don't you just try and see what happens? 523 00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,768 You know? Just... eh. 524 00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:15,603 (weak laugh) 525 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,356 - Yeah. - She's... 526 00:23:19,274 --> 00:23:20,858 You always say that those... 527 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:23,653 - Jesus people are good people, right? - (laughs) 528 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,320 You said something like that, I don't know. 529 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,656 - Jesus people are good people? - Yeah, Jesus people, 530 00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:29,408 I s-- I mean, I practically got 531 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:30,701 a bumper sticker that said that. 532 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:33,163 - (laughing) - And then, I didn't. 533 00:23:33,163 --> 00:23:35,330 Okay. Okay, no more talking about me. 534 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,875 - We spent too much time talking about me. Let's talk about-- - No. Come on. 535 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,419 - I got nothing but time! Let's keep going! - No, no, I'm bored with it. 536 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,421 - I'm bored with me. I wanna hear about you. - (laughs) 537 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,922 Tell me about you. What's going on with you? 538 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,257 (haughty) Oh, so much. 539 00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,469 Oh, good! Give it to me. 540 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:49,887 (normal) Okay. 541 00:23:49,888 --> 00:23:51,222 (sighs) 542 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:53,808 Well, um... 543 00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,730 You know, there's this-- there's this guy. 544 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,106 What guy? 545 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,902 (sighs) You know that guy that rents the farm? 546 00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:05,694 Oh yeah, the guy from the bar! 547 00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:06,904 And he's all manly, 548 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,531 and he has that really, really deep voice. 549 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,407 - (Sam laughs) - Okay, what's his name? 550 00:24:10,408 --> 00:24:12,868 - You know, I'm not even really sure. - (both laughing) 551 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:15,371 It's like nothing that anybody can pronounce. 552 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:16,873 I don't know, I just call him Iceland. 553 00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:19,709 Oh. Iceland? Okay, well, 554 00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,794 - Icelandic people are very good people. - Is that right? 555 00:24:21,795 --> 00:24:24,631 I don't know. (laughing) 556 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:29,385 (sighs deeply) Oh, fuck. 557 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,804 Well... (sighs) 558 00:24:31,805 --> 00:24:34,556 He, um, he asked me on a date, 559 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:37,268 and, um, I went. 560 00:24:37,602 --> 00:24:39,604 And, um, he... 561 00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,730 - he kissed me. - Oh! 562 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:43,692 - (Sam laughs) - (muffled) I'm sorry! 563 00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:47,403 - Okay! - I've been wanting to tell you, I swear to God! 564 00:24:47,404 --> 00:24:50,115 - It's okay! You're telling me now! - (sighs) 565 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,075 So, how are you feeling? 566 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:55,787 (sighs) Not great. (weak laugh) 567 00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:58,623 - Why? - Um... 568 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:04,045 - because I really like him. - (giggles) 569 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:07,340 And, you know, I'm not... 570 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,551 I'm not really, uh... 571 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,012 I don't really know what I'm doing, and, you know, 572 00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:15,223 it just kinda brings up a lot of stuff. 573 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,350 What stuff? 574 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,855 Um, how I feel about myself. 575 00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:24,899 - Hm. - And, um... 576 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:29,154 I just keep thinking about what if he got to know me? 577 00:25:29,988 --> 00:25:31,197 (sighs) 578 00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:42,083 (voice breaking) How could he want that? 579 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:47,172 (voice breaking) How could he not? 580 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,883 (emotional sigh) 581 00:25:50,842 --> 00:25:53,345 (crying) I really wanna feel that way, Joel. 582 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:56,931 (gasps) 583 00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,185 I re-- (gasps) 584 00:26:00,852 --> 00:26:03,271 I'm really trying. (sniffles) 585 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:06,441 I really am. I really am! 586 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,192 (sniffles) 587 00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:12,155 It's just some of this stuff is really hard to shake. 588 00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:13,198 (sighs) 589 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:17,786 - I know. - I really want to. 590 00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:21,873 (sniffles, sighs) 591 00:26:22,999 --> 00:26:25,919 But why don't you just try and see what happens? 592 00:26:27,545 --> 00:26:28,922 Well... 593 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:32,925 - fuck you. - (both laugh) 594 00:26:32,926 --> 00:26:34,677 (haughty) A wise woman once told me that. 595 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,428 (both laughing) 596 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:39,265 - Eh, she's a dumbass bitch. - (laughing) 597 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,767 (normal) I wanted you to be on my level. 598 00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:43,268 - (laughing) - (sniffs) 599 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:44,687 Why don't we put on "Mr. Holland's Opus" 600 00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:45,771 so we can both feel better? 601 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,023 - Sold! - (sighs) 602 00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,566 - Yeah. - Don't threaten me with a good time. 603 00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:50,609 I'm 'bout to, 604 00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:52,195 'cause I'm gonna fuck up some donuts. 605 00:26:52,195 --> 00:26:53,738 - Mm, 'ummy! - (laughs) 606 00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:55,781 I don't know if I should eat these. 607 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:58,033 - I'm a little stuffed up. - (laughing) 608 00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,536 No, this will help. I promise. 609 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:01,578 Is this that strawberry one that I had-- Yes! 610 00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:02,871 Oh, I never had that one. 611 00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,748 - Me neither. - Oh, my God. 612 00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:08,627 - (laughter, chatter) - ("Clair de lune" by Claude Debussy playing) 613 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,421 - Looks like Tricia's UTI. - (laughing) 614 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:12,214 It wasn't a UTI, by the way. 615 00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:14,216 - No! No! - Chlamydia! 616 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:16,427 (laughing and chattering) 617 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:19,972 (both laughing) 618 00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:21,599 So stupid... 619 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:26,438 ("Clair de lune" continues) 620 00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:54,883 ♪