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(spaceship whirring)
(tense dramatic music)

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(laser buzzing)
(people talking)

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- (sighs) There goes my night off.

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(watch buzzing)

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("Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett )

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♪ was working in the lab, late one night ♪

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♪ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪

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♪ For my monster from
his slab, began to rise ♪

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- No AI now, no AI ever!

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♪ He did the mash, he
did the monster mash ♪

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♪ The monster mash, it
was a graveyard smash ♪

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♪ He did the mash, it
caught on in a flash ♪

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AI now, no AI ever!

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♪ He did the monster mash ♪

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♪ From my laboratory in the castle east ♪

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♪ To the master bedroom
where the vampires feast ♪

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♪ The ghouls all came
from their humble abodes ♪

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♪ To get a jolt from my electrodes ♪

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♪ They did the mash, they
did the monster mash ♪

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♪ The monster mash, it
was a graveyard smash ♪

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♪ They did the mash, it
caught on in a flash ♪

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♪ They did the mash, they
did the monster mash ♪

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(spaceship whirring)

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(tense dramatic music)

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(cellphone whooshing)

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- Perez, talk to me.

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- I'm at the Pentagon, are
you seeing what I'm seeing?

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- I'm seeing a huge waste of a sick day.

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- You thinking what I'm thinking?

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- We need them.
- You bet your dog we do.

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(tense dramatic music)

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- I'm late for everything.

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("Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett )

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♪ I was working in the lab ♪

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♪ Late one night ♪

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- [Can] Hey, watch it, I'm walking here.

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♪ Yes, I was working in
the lab late one night ♪

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(robot whirring)

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♪ With my eye, yeah ♪

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♪ I said my eye, yeah ♪

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(screen whooshing)

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- [Announcer] Five years
ago, he came out of hiding

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from the wilderness in Quebec,

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and now he's the world's

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number one late night talk show host.

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It's Squatch!

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- Did you hear about this one?

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"The Monster Mash" has been on the top

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of the international charts
for eight years in a row now.

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Eight years in a row.

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More like the millionth year in a row,

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'cause it's the best
song ever, am I right?

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(crowd cheering)

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(upbeat music)

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- [Announcer] The Tyrimpson
Corporation is proud

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to introduce the Forever Bed.

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The only bed that lives your life for you,

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so you can stay asleep.

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The Tyrimpson Corporation,
serving humanity.

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♪ A monster from his lab ♪

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(smooth lounge music)

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- I knew I could find you here.

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- You got the wrong guy.
- Just hear me out.

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- Don't waste your time.
- The agency needs you.

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- The agency?

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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- You're just gonna pretend
like your past doesn't exist?

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Don't you remember when we saved

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the Canadian ambassador's niece

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from that bomb at the orchestra?

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Or when we saved the
Peruvian ambassador's niece

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at the orchestra?

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(gong sounding)

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Or the Turkish ambassador's
niece at the orchestra.

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(gong sounding)

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Listen carefully, because this
is classified information.

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Aliens have landed on earth.

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- I legitimately think
you have the wrong guy.

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Maybe you could describe him to me,

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and I could help you find him?

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- You know, I used top know someone,

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who would do anything to help.

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A hero, after the library,
everyone said the hero was dead,

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but I didn't believe 'em.

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Because that hero's name
is Agent Chuck Lawson,

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but I guess he is dead.

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- I'm an elementary school nurse.

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- Chuck Lawson.

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There's a name I haven't heard in a while.

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- What?

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- Told you you had the wrong guy.

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(Marge laughing)

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- You know, can I get a
picture, just one picture?

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Let's just right over here.

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Yeah.

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- What?
- Oh, just you can.

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- Oh sorry.

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- Marge Daniels, what are you
doing in a place like this?

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You know if you're
looking to meet someone,

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I hear Bot-tender is single.

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- [Robot] Bot-tender cannot
feel love, only sadness.

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- Okay.

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Okay, let's drink.

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- Not me, Chuck, I'm working.
- Well, more for me.

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Hey, I remember back back in our day,

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we used to use a real camera
for that kind of thing.

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- Yeah, back in your day?
- Exactly.

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(both laughing)

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- Something big happened, Chuck.

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- Yeah, I don't buy it.

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(cash register dinging)

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- You're the only one who can crack it.

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- That I do buy.

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- [Marge] We need you to come back.

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- (sighs) look, I appreciate it,

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but you know what happened to me.

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- You don't have to let
the library ruin your life.

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- It already has, I'm broken.

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- You're not even right handed.

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- I'm ambidextrous, or I used to be once.

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- Chuck--
- Look!

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(cup clanking)

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(slow somber music)

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- I know that you're used to being

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the one that saves the day.

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You still can.

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- Well if it isn't Brock Anchorage.

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(uptempo electronic music)

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You should have told me
you were gonna be here,

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I would've worn my ass-beating clothes.

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- well, I see instead you opted
for your ass-eating clothes.

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- No.
- Where's my money?

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And my girls?

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- Look, you shouldn't be equating
women to money, it's 2061.

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- You might wanna step back,

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unless you wanna take a very
thorough shower a little later.

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- Oh my, is this?

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No
- Wait, what, say it.

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Diggins Jeffry, the genius
behind the heist of '49?

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- The one and only, baby.

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- Wow, I didn't know
you were out of prison.

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This is embarrassing,

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but may I get a picture with you please?

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- Sure, but right after I take care.

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- No, no, just real quick.

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(camera shuttering)

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What the hell?

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(uptempo electronic music)
(Diggins grunting)

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- Hey!

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- Get the hell out of here,
Diggins, before I arrest you.

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- Well, now that you've
discharged a firearm

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in a public place,

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I can either bring you
back to headquarters

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with a badge on your chest,

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or cuffs on your wrists.

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- How about a drink in
my mouth (chuckles)?

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- You know, Serena's gonna be there?

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(slow uptempo music)

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- Really?

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- Yeah, she said no at first,

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but then she changed her mind.

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- Good seeing you, Marge,
thanks for the drinks.

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- Cash or credit?
- Dammit (sighs).

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(cash register dinging)

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- [Fazu] When ya gonna pay ya rent,

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Agent Zalot, Drink Zalot!

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- Who created you, Fazu?

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I eman who created a robot

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whose sole purpose is to be a landlord?

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- [Fazu] Who created a
human whose sole purpose

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is to be an asshole?

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- Good night, trash bot.

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- [Fazu] I want the rent on my hard drive

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by tomorrow morning!

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(cars honking)

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(arm whooshing)

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- [Insta-Food] Welcome
to the Tyrimpson Food--

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- Pizza
- I'm sorry say that again.

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- Pizza.

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(Insta-food buzzing)
(Insta-food dinging)

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(pizza sizzling)

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(chuck sighing)

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(tiger roaring)

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(light whooshing)

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(slow somber music)

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(phone whooshing)

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(Chuck sighing)

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(buttons ticking)
(phone ringing)

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- [Recording] Hello,
you've reached The Agency.

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This call may be recorded
for quality assurance,

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you can get started by
saying phrases like,

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I'd like to enter The Agency (screams).

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Or nose job.

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- I'd like to enter The Agency.

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- [Recording] You've selected nose job,

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if this is incorrect, say no.

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If it is correct, say nose.

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- No.
- You've selected nose.

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Unfortunately we do not do nose jobs.

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- No, I would like to enter the agency.

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- You've selected, I'd
like to enter The Agency.

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If that's correct, say yes.

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If that's incorrect--
- Yes.

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- [Recording] Okay great, in
order to enter The Agency,

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I'll just need your full name to check

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that you're in our system.

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- I'm the Chuck Lawson.

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- [Recording] You said Lee Chuck Awesome.

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If this is correct, say yes.

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If this incorrect, say no.
- No, no, no,

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it's Chuck Lawson.

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- [Recording] You said Buck Dawson.

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If this is correct, say right.
- Chuck Lawson.

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- Chuck Sausage, if this--
- Chuck Lawson.

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- [Recording] Fuck Lawson,
if this is correct, say yes.

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If this incorrect, say no.
(Chuck screaming)

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you've selected (screams),
if this is correct, say yes.

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If this incorrect, say no.

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- Look, this is Agent Chuck Lawson,

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I hold the all-time record
for arrests at The Agency,

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which I'm trying to get into right now,

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So I can, I don't know, safe the world.

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Okay, Chug Lawson, please
take your visitor pass,

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and enjoy your stay at The Agency.

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Good bye.
- Wait, wait,

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How do I enter The Agency (grunts).

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(phone beeping)

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(people talking)

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- Chuck Lawson,

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welcome home.

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(uptempo patriotic music)

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- Well, I must have forgotten

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to take my blood pressure pills, died,

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and went to hell, how ya been?

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- Well, I'm still Chuck Lawson,
so better than most people.

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(both whirring)

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- Chuck, meet Stokes and Forrest,

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the two partners that just
tied your arrest record.

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- And we're engaged.

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- No case will ever tear us apart.

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(uptempo whimsical music)
(lips smacking)

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- So if they have the arrest record,
then what's this sexy
beast still doing here?

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- Me?
- Not you pal, the picture.

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- Okay.

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- Oh yeah, we'll take care of that,

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it just happened yesterday.

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They caught two real-life magicians

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using their full-blown
magic to rob a bank.

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It was amazing, oh.

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(picture whooshing)
- Congratulations.

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(couple applauding)
(monkey dinging)

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- Last but not least,

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well, you two don't need an introduction.

257
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,070
- Well, Chug, it's nice to see you.

258
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,920
- I know.
- How you been?

259
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,600
- Kick ass, and you?

260
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,023
I see he treats you well.

261
00:17:17,610 --> 00:17:19,833
- What?
- Your new boyfriend.

262
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,310
- Oh, I don't have a new--

263
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,993
- Got your tattoo removed.

264
00:17:29,353 --> 00:17:32,570
That could be from time or embarrassment,

265
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:35,093
but the pollen on your
right sleeve says otherwise.

266
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:41,160
It's from the Strelitzia plant,
or however you pronounce it,

267
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,360
I don't know, I'm not South African,

268
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,480
but the plant is, it doesn't
grow in this climate,

269
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,243
so it's pretty expensive to import.

270
00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,213
- So maybe I--

271
00:17:52,213 --> 00:17:54,830
- Maybe you work for a
florist, yeah, maybe.

272
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,570
But you got to think, if
you were trimming the plant,

273
00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:58,710
which you have to do constantly,
'cause you're right handed,

274
00:17:58,710 --> 00:17:59,967
you would use your left
hand to hold the plant,

275
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:01,540
and the right hand to hold the shears,

276
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:03,673
getting all the pollen on your left hand.

277
00:18:05,865 --> 00:18:08,413
Someone definitely handed you that flower.

278
00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:14,320
And plus, why would you work at a florist?

279
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,263
You hate flowers.

280
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:18,990
In conclusion (sighs),

281
00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,070
you have a brand new boyfriend,

282
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,970
who obviously knows nothing about you.

283
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,073
- Well, you almost haven't changed at all.

284
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,638
- Thank you.

285
00:18:31,638 --> 00:18:33,638
- Parrot airport.
- What?

286
00:18:34,912 --> 00:18:36,370
- I just thought if I
said something random,

287
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:38,050
you'd shut up.

288
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,600
- There's nothing open to shut.

289
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:41,923
Let's do it.

290
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,790
- Chuck, Serena, earlier today,

291
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:50,223
alien beings landed on Earth.

292
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,400
- Where?

293
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,050
- A little league field in Delco.

294
00:18:57,178 --> 00:19:01,120
(tense dramatic music)

295
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,060
- So what, we just mingle with some Ets,

296
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:05,030
and get our name on the front page?

297
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,000
Sounds easy enough.

298
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,990
- No, if you do your job right,

299
00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:10,830
this story doesn't hit the news at all.

300
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:11,730
This kind of information

301
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,593
would send the public into a frenzy.

302
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,150
- Well, what are we doing here?

303
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:19,210
- We were just waiting for Chuck.

304
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:21,713
Meet at the baseball field in 0100 hours.

305
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:26,723
Chuck, stay, you need to
gear up with our tech expert.

306
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,970
- Director Daniels.
- How you doing?

307
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:33,870
- Chug, my name's Q-U-I-N-N.

308
00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,500
Quinn, my name is Quinn.

309
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,500
Allow me to introduce you
to the new Agency Kit.

310
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,900
Just go ahead, and place
your hand on the crest.

311
00:19:41,503 --> 00:19:42,336
- I can't.

312
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,700
- Either hand will do.
- Oh okay.

313
00:19:47,942 --> 00:19:50,040
(case whooshing)

314
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,720
- So what does this do?

315
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,180
- I mean it tells time of,
unless you know how to use it!

316
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:57,391
(watch whooshing)
(man screaming)

317
00:19:57,391 --> 00:19:58,463
- Not too bad.

318
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,360
- And these, these are your waterproof,

319
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:04,470
bulletproof shoes, they're
perfect for walking,

320
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,020
unless you know how to use 'em!

321
00:20:06,969 --> 00:20:08,470
(shoes whooshing)
(man screaming)

322
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:11,110
- Yeah, I think I got
that as a graduation gift,

323
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,690
a kindergarten graduation gift.

324
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:14,358
- Cute, now this--

325
00:20:14,358 --> 00:20:16,303
- Let me guess, let me guess.

326
00:20:16,303 --> 00:20:20,073
You write with it, of course,
unless you know how to use it!

327
00:20:20,937 --> 00:20:23,500
(pen clicking)

328
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,920
Then it's string?

329
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,832
- Unless you know how to use it!

330
00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:28,852
(string whooshing)

331
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,320
- [Woman] Can you shoot somewhere else?

332
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,300
- Anything useful in here?

333
00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:33,350
- I mean everything else
you can find an app for

334
00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:34,573
on The Agency phone.

335
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,283
Oh, and the most important thing,

336
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:43,493
the uniform.

337
00:20:45,094 --> 00:20:48,344
(slow patriotic music)

338
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,186
- Well how do I look?
- Sexy.

339
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,823
- Yup, we'll be right
there, Madam President.

340
00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:04,713
Enough dress up, boys, it's time.

341
00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:09,765
("Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett )

342
00:21:09,765 --> 00:21:13,003
♪ I was working in the
lab, late one night ♪

343
00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:16,832
♪ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪

344
00:21:16,832 --> 00:21:20,371
♪ For my monster from
his slab, began to rise ♪

345
00:21:20,371 --> 00:21:23,210
♪ And suddenly to my surprise ♪

346
00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:28,127
♪ He did the mash, he
did the monster mash ♪

347
00:21:45,130 --> 00:21:49,110
- Congratulations, we
have arrived at an empty.

348
00:21:49,110 --> 00:21:51,444
(metal thudding)
(Chuck screaming)

349
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:54,361
(object whooshing)

350
00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:58,727
(object whirring)

351
00:22:07,305 --> 00:22:10,055
(lights blowing)

352
00:22:18,898 --> 00:22:22,065
(slow dramatic music)

353
00:22:29,401 --> 00:22:32,401
- Holy--
- Ship is fully camouflaged.

354
00:22:34,850 --> 00:22:37,900
- It popped up on our
radars at the Pentagon.

355
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:41,350
We knew there was no time
to get warrants or mandates,

356
00:22:41,350 --> 00:22:44,390
not that I care, from
Congress to send the army in,

357
00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:47,983
but that's when I knew
we needed The Agency.

358
00:23:02,152 --> 00:23:05,800
- But how do we even know
they wanna talk to us?

359
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:06,633
- We don't.

360
00:23:26,082 --> 00:23:29,665
(invisible steps whirring)

361
00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,543
(uptempo jazz music)

362
00:24:14,467 --> 00:24:16,823
- Why is everything so old timey?

363
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,760
- It looks like something from the 1900s.

364
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,720
- 1950s, kid.

365
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,900
The United States experienced
thousands of UFO sightings

366
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,830
in the early 1900s, the
strange thing is though,

367
00:24:27,830 --> 00:24:30,190
they all stopped during the late 1950s.

368
00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:33,670
My guess, they were observing us,

369
00:24:33,670 --> 00:24:36,520
Trying to use the information
to create something familiar

370
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,220
for when they finally did make contact.

371
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:41,800
- So they want us to be comfortable?

372
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,800
I'd say that's good.

373
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:48,023
- I recarpeted my guest bedroom.

374
00:24:48,870 --> 00:24:50,300
- Really?
- Yeah.

375
00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:53,033
I went with like a light gray.

376
00:24:54,968 --> 00:24:55,801
- Oh.
- Yeah,

377
00:24:55,801 --> 00:24:58,620
it really opens up the space, it's nice.

378
00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,570
- Guys, can you believe that
we're gonna be the first people

379
00:25:00,570 --> 00:25:02,600
to make contact with alien life.

380
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,090
We got to show 'em something
that makes us human.

381
00:25:05,090 --> 00:25:07,260
Like art, art is what makes us human.

382
00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:10,120
- You're so right, babe, and math.

383
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,670
Any civilization who has
this type of technology

384
00:25:12,670 --> 00:25:14,142
must know simple math.

385
00:25:14,142 --> 00:25:15,439
- Oh my god, you're so right,

386
00:25:15,439 --> 00:25:17,452
I just wanna propose to
you so badly right now.

387
00:25:17,452 --> 00:25:19,993
- (giggles) But you already did.

388
00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:22,700
- Hey, I have a proposal for you,

389
00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:24,609
why don't you both shut the hell up?

390
00:25:24,609 --> 00:25:26,920
(both laughing)

391
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,900
- Dude, honestly, sick joke.

392
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,620
I mean usually I'm the
funny one around here,

393
00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:32,357
but like it's great to have someone else.

394
00:25:32,357 --> 00:25:34,875
- You guys are missing the target.

395
00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:36,890
We're not here tom show
them our report cards,

396
00:25:36,890 --> 00:25:39,163
we're here to find out
what the aliens want.

397
00:25:40,030 --> 00:25:41,390
- Well, I mean some
people think they're here

398
00:25:41,390 --> 00:25:43,780
to take our jobs, but I
just don't agree with--

399
00:25:43,780 --> 00:25:44,750
- Serena!
- What?

400
00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:45,825
I didn't think it was that bad of a--

401
00:25:45,825 --> 00:25:47,937
- Everybody down!

402
00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:50,539
(tense dramatic music)

403
00:25:50,539 --> 00:25:52,539
Daddy's Little Princess.

404
00:25:54,865 --> 00:25:57,698
(object thudding)

405
00:26:11,201 --> 00:26:12,034
- Chongos.

406
00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:16,060
- Peanut butter chongos.

407
00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:19,120
- It's a peace offering.

408
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,980
They want to give us something earthly.

409
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,440
- Great idea, eat the poison treats.

410
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,560
Is this the kind of quick thinking

411
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,320
that broke the arrest record?

412
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:28,593
- We did that with love.

413
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:34,100
- I mean if the aliens wanted to kill us,

414
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,150
they probably would have done it already.

415
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,463
- I'm still shacked up at my mom's.

416
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,330
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

417
00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:44,233
- How's Darlene?

418
00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:47,530
- She's gotten better.
- How's the hip?

419
00:26:47,530 --> 00:26:51,773
I heard her hip was--
- She just, she loves sports.

420
00:26:52,660 --> 00:26:54,460
- You got to tell Darlene
to lay off that hip, man.

421
00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:55,293
- You try telling her.
- She cannot--

422
00:26:55,293 --> 00:26:56,737
- You try telling her.

423
00:26:56,737 --> 00:26:58,117
- I'll give her call, say,

424
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,720
"Darlene, you cannot play tackle football.

425
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,463
Tag at most, tag at most, you know.

426
00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:06,933
- She is a beast out there.

427
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:13,770
- What does your gun say?
- Daddy's Little Princess.

428
00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:17,380
- I don't get it, is your
gun the little princess,

429
00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:19,640
and you're it's daddy?

430
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,110
- Or are you daddy's little princess,

431
00:27:22,110 --> 00:27:23,910
and that's just your name on it.

432
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:26,033
- No, I just thought it was funny.

433
00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:30,303
(television buzzing)

434
00:27:39,572 --> 00:27:42,661
(creature growling)

435
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:43,494
- Hello?

436
00:27:47,679 --> 00:27:49,486
(creature burping)

437
00:27:49,486 --> 00:27:51,790
- It sounds like a rhythm.

438
00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:54,554
- They must communicate through music.

439
00:27:54,554 --> 00:27:57,413
♪ I was working in the
lab late one night ♪

440
00:27:57,413 --> 00:27:59,750
- What is your purpose here?

441
00:27:59,750 --> 00:28:02,750
(creature growling)

442
00:28:04,180 --> 00:28:05,330
- What are they saying?

443
00:28:07,860 --> 00:28:08,710
- They're saying,

444
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,944
We're here to kill Stokes and Forrest?

445
00:28:13,944 --> 00:28:17,200
(both gasping)

446
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,163
- What is your purpose here?

447
00:28:20,190 --> 00:28:23,190
(creature growling)

448
00:28:24,843 --> 00:28:27,676
- Maybe we should get out of here.

449
00:28:30,461 --> 00:28:33,211
(logo whooshing)

450
00:28:36,050 --> 00:28:38,793
- Looks like lobsters?

451
00:28:40,740 --> 00:28:44,800
- Sideways lobster, upside-down lobster,

452
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,080
two lobsters holding hands,

453
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,873
one on the outside that's
jealous of it, and Tyrimpson?

454
00:28:50,188 --> 00:28:53,050
- But why isn't that in alien?

455
00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:56,893
- Because it's a proper noun,
Agent, it doesn't translate.

456
00:28:58,340 --> 00:29:00,950
It looks like I just booked
an all-expense-paid vacation

457
00:29:00,950 --> 00:29:03,060
to the Tyrimpson Corporation.

458
00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:04,350
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

459
00:29:04,350 --> 00:29:06,417
You see Tyrimpson's name in one message,

460
00:29:06,417 --> 00:29:09,880
and all of a sudden you have
a whole plan, what's going on?

461
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,068
- There's no time to explain.

462
00:29:12,068 --> 00:29:14,660
- But there kind of is time to explain,

463
00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:16,580
'cause we still have to walk
through like the whole ship,

464
00:29:16,580 --> 00:29:18,453
and back to the field and everything.

465
00:29:19,370 --> 00:29:20,203
- Fine.

466
00:29:21,524 --> 00:29:23,830
(tense dramatic music)

467
00:29:23,830 --> 00:29:25,900
Serena is right, we can assume
the aliens are friendly,

468
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:26,930
because they didn't try to kill us,

469
00:29:26,930 --> 00:29:29,364
and because they gave us the chocolate--

470
00:29:29,364 --> 00:29:30,197
- [Forrest] Peanut butter.

471
00:29:30,197 --> 00:29:32,340
- Peanut butter chongos
as a peaceful gesture.

472
00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:33,217
Now, we know that the
reason why they're here

473
00:29:33,217 --> 00:29:35,240
has something to do with Tyrimpson.

474
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,560
You'd assume they didn't fly all this way

475
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,030
just to let us know that
Tyrimpson is a pretty cool dude.

476
00:29:40,030 --> 00:29:42,250
My guess, it's a warning.

477
00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:44,170
They're probably trying
to warn us about some plan

478
00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:47,590
of Tyrimpson, and if we
don't act now, we're gonna.

479
00:29:47,590 --> 00:29:49,540
Does anyone know how to open this door?

480
00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:54,760
(door squaking)
Thank you.

481
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,360
- Well, I got a guest bedroom

482
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,130
that quite frankly I don't know why,

483
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,170
'cause I don't have that many guests,

484
00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:01,370
but you're more than welcome to stop by,

485
00:30:01,370 --> 00:30:03,590
stay a couple of nights.
- God, she'd kill me,

486
00:30:03,590 --> 00:30:05,107
she really would.
- Oh.

487
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,200
- I'm going to go to Tyrimpson's lab

488
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,910
to figure out what's going on.
- Alone?

489
00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:11,410
- [Chuck] Fine, Serena,
you can come with me.

490
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:12,880
Shrek and Fiona, you stay behind

491
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,720
and decode the alien's message.

492
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,833
- What's a Shrek?

493
00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:18,400
- So what's the story?

494
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,660
- Better send some adult
diapers to heaven, Marge,

495
00:30:20,660 --> 00:30:23,252
Sherlock Holmes is about to shit himself.

496
00:30:23,252 --> 00:30:26,610
(upbeat music)

497
00:30:26,610 --> 00:30:29,630
(tense dramatic music)

498
00:30:29,630 --> 00:30:32,883
Henchmen, searchlights,
case closed, bad guy.

499
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:41,740
- What's the plan?

500
00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:47,500
(buttons dinging)

501
00:30:50,153 --> 00:30:51,105
Got it.

502
00:30:51,105 --> 00:30:54,438
(tense whimsical music)

503
00:31:17,372 --> 00:31:19,123
(keypad whooshing)

504
00:31:19,123 --> 00:31:20,853
- What is taking so long?

505
00:31:21,796 --> 00:31:26,796
(henchman grunting)
(keypad buzzing)

506
00:31:26,976 --> 00:31:28,726
- There's a two in there somewhere.

507
00:31:33,061 --> 00:31:34,978
That's not my birthday.

508
00:31:39,486 --> 00:31:41,743
(keypad buzzing)
It's someone's birthday.

509
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:45,930
(gate whooshing)

510
00:31:54,687 --> 00:31:57,770
(uptempo rock music)

511
00:31:58,708 --> 00:32:01,958
(hoverboard whooshing)

512
00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,757
(punch thudding)

513
00:32:09,642 --> 00:32:11,809
- Got a cheese pizza here.

514
00:32:15,535 --> 00:32:20,535
- I can sign for that.
(punches thudding)

515
00:32:27,683 --> 00:32:30,600
(punches thudding)

516
00:32:32,797 --> 00:32:37,631
(clothes whooshing)
(zipper zipping)

517
00:32:37,631 --> 00:32:40,881
(tense dramatic music)

518
00:32:50,913 --> 00:32:51,746
- Ow, ow.

519
00:32:53,253 --> 00:32:54,957
Chuck (grunts).

520
00:32:54,957 --> 00:32:55,790
Go!

521
00:33:00,928 --> 00:33:03,595
(Chuck sighing)

522
00:33:12,132 --> 00:33:14,440
- Can you please tell me
what we're looking for?

523
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,690
- Sorry, I thought it was so obvious,

524
00:33:15,690 --> 00:33:17,340
I didn't need to explain.

525
00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:21,623
(camera whooshing)

526
00:33:24,418 --> 00:33:27,416
I probably have something
on here to deal with it.

527
00:33:27,416 --> 00:33:30,249
(phone whooshing)

528
00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:35,140
what about this guy?

529
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:37,370
- [Phone] The eaves dropper.

530
00:33:37,370 --> 00:33:38,320
- How does it work?

531
00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:41,670
- I don't know I guess we just talk,

532
00:33:41,670 --> 00:33:43,853
and it does something with our voice.

533
00:33:45,310 --> 00:33:47,360
Okay, well I figure
whatever the aliens are here

534
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,310
to warn us about.

535
00:33:48,310 --> 00:33:49,570
- [Woman] I don't wanna get married.

536
00:33:49,570 --> 00:33:50,490
- [Man] Finally, you admit it.

537
00:33:50,490 --> 00:33:52,820
- It has to be in one of these rooms,

538
00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:55,755
so we're gonna search them.

539
00:33:55,755 --> 00:33:57,431
- [Man] I wish you the best of luck in LA.

540
00:33:57,431 --> 00:33:59,360
- [Woman] I don't wanna
rush in some wedding, just--

541
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,320
- So glad you're here, Chuck,

542
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,850
and I would've never come
up with that brilliant plan

543
00:34:02,850 --> 00:34:04,180
on my own.

544
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:06,623
- [Woman] Please don't
walk out on me, Chuck.

545
00:34:06,623 --> 00:34:08,410
- But we're not just looking
around for random stuff,

546
00:34:08,410 --> 00:34:11,190
we're looking for evidence, Serena.

547
00:34:11,190 --> 00:34:14,100
- [Man] Frankly, Erica, I don't
give a damn what you need.

548
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:15,850
- All right, well I
think this room is clear,

549
00:34:15,850 --> 00:34:18,150
let's move on.
- Oh no, no, no, Chuck,

550
00:34:18,150 --> 00:34:19,550
we should search everything.

551
00:34:21,044 --> 00:34:23,450
- It's just a break room,
we already checked it.

552
00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:25,139
- Yeah, well if I were Tyrimpson,

553
00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:26,860
I certainly wouldn't hide it in a room

554
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:29,240
labeled evil invention.

555
00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:30,690
- But it is an evil invention,

556
00:34:30,690 --> 00:34:33,220
it's not just random thing like pizza.

557
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:34,603
Oh sick, pizza.

558
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:42,233
Pizza?

559
00:34:43,830 --> 00:34:45,713
- Oh, no thanks, I'm not hungry.

560
00:34:46,870 --> 00:34:48,870
- Wait, didn't you like eat six hours ago?

561
00:34:48,870 --> 00:34:51,480
- Well, I ate a very big dinner,

562
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,933
and lunch, and breakfast.

563
00:34:56,130 --> 00:34:57,850
I'm not hungry!

564
00:34:57,850 --> 00:34:59,320
- You don't eat pizza when you're hungry,

565
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,290
you eat it when it's around,

566
00:35:01,290 --> 00:35:03,020
that's the whole point of pizza.

567
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,890
- Okay, well, we shouldn't
even be eating the pizza,

568
00:35:04,890 --> 00:35:06,330
because what if somebody comes in here,

569
00:35:06,330 --> 00:35:09,570
and they realize that
there are missing slices?

570
00:35:09,570 --> 00:35:10,930
- They'll just think a coworker took it,

571
00:35:10,930 --> 00:35:12,250
and they'll leave a
passive aggressive note,

572
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,163
come on, eat up.

573
00:35:14,370 --> 00:35:16,040
- I don't like pizza, okay?

574
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,410
I don't like pizza.

575
00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:19,038
What's wrong with that?

576
00:35:19,038 --> 00:35:20,630
Does it make me a freak?

577
00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:24,690
- Yes, you are a freak,
every human ever love pizza,

578
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,186
ever since the beginning of pizza

579
00:35:26,186 --> 00:35:29,443
when Ben Franklin declared it
the national food of America.

580
00:35:29,443 --> 00:35:32,578
(angelic choral music)

581
00:35:32,578 --> 00:35:35,328
(Chuck munching)

582
00:35:38,017 --> 00:35:41,100
(footsteps thudding)

583
00:35:43,495 --> 00:35:48,495
(tense ominous music)
(guard humming)

584
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:08,687
(laser buzzing)

585
00:36:13,482 --> 00:36:16,750
What the hell, Serena?

586
00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:18,353
Why did you shoot her?

587
00:36:18,353 --> 00:36:20,493
- I don't know, I just panicked!

588
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,380
- You just hand her a can,

589
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:26,403
it's the classic hand 'em a can routine.

590
00:36:26,403 --> 00:36:29,110
(both sighing)

591
00:36:29,110 --> 00:36:31,693
We were wearing the
uniforms, you didn't need to,

592
00:36:31,693 --> 00:36:34,193
I guess we didn't need to
hide in the first place.

593
00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:42,740
- What are we gonna do with 'em?

594
00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,520
Like what if somebody comes in here,

595
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:45,420
and like finds it?

596
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:53,183
(uptempo funk music)

597
00:36:56,378 --> 00:36:57,211
- Howdy!

598
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,418
- (sighs) Yeah, that's not gonna work.

599
00:37:02,418 --> 00:37:04,918
- [Director] So let's lean in.

600
00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:10,437
- But wait.
- Look at each other.

601
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:13,520
(uptempo funk music)

602
00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:17,169
- Howdy!

603
00:37:20,496 --> 00:37:23,746
(tense dramatic music)

604
00:37:27,924 --> 00:37:32,924
(door unlatching)
(room whirring)

605
00:37:35,384 --> 00:37:37,528
Mnemosyne Depositum.

606
00:37:37,528 --> 00:37:39,750
Mnemosyne is the Greek goddess, Memory,

607
00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:42,950
I'm willing to bet the depositum
probably means deposit.

608
00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:45,750
- So this could be where
Tyrimpson stores his memories.

609
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:46,930
- That's exactly what I was thinking,

610
00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:50,447
just like Dumbledore from,
you know, from "Harry Potter."

611
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:53,270
- I wouldn't know, I've never seen it.

612
00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:55,470
What?

613
00:37:55,470 --> 00:37:57,630
- Yeah, I've never seen "Harry Potter"!

614
00:37:57,630 --> 00:37:59,143
I just don't like old movies.

615
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:02,740
- No, no, no, no, we saw it together,

616
00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:04,854
you know when we first starting dating?

617
00:38:04,854 --> 00:38:09,063
- Oh right, yeah, yeah,
I forgot, I'm sorry.

618
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,693
- It's fine, all right.

619
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:21,753
Let's do this.

620
00:38:24,574 --> 00:38:26,564
(helmet whirring)

621
00:38:26,564 --> 00:38:30,252
(upbeat music)
(logos whirring)

622
00:38:30,252 --> 00:38:32,919
(clock ticking)

623
00:38:39,702 --> 00:38:41,520
(image whooshing)

624
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,996
- [Perez] Gerbil barbershop quartet.

625
00:38:43,996 --> 00:38:48,030
Now the call just came in,
Mayor Sandoval is missing.

626
00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:49,720
- Serena, go to City Hall,

627
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,420
see if there's anything in his office.

628
00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:53,560
Chuck, you head over to the art museum.

629
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,270
This is a direct connection
to the missing paintings

630
00:38:56,270 --> 00:38:58,821
stolen by Libyan art smugglers.

631
00:38:58,821 --> 00:39:02,071
(tense dramatic music)

632
00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:12,767
- Serena!
- The office is a dead end.

633
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:15,190
They have the mayor at
the Technology Center,

634
00:39:15,190 --> 00:39:16,914
it's gonna blow up.
- How do you know?

635
00:39:16,914 --> 00:39:17,757
- There's a riddle here, it says,

636
00:39:17,757 --> 00:39:20,170
"Find me at the place
with hundreds of stories."

637
00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:21,560
it has to be the Technology Center,

638
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,922
it's the tallest building in Philly.

639
00:39:23,922 --> 00:39:27,620
- [Serena] Or it could mean
stories like books, the library?

640
00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:28,910
- Yeah, that's more complex,

641
00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:30,750
it makes sense, it's probably there.

642
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:31,810
- [Serena] It could be either though.

643
00:39:31,810 --> 00:39:33,310
You're closer to the Technology Center,

644
00:39:33,310 --> 00:39:35,030
so you check there,
I'll check the library.

645
00:39:35,030 --> 00:39:36,530
- No, no, it's definitely the library.

646
00:39:36,530 --> 00:39:37,609
I'll meet you there.

647
00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:41,791
- [Serena] What's the harm
in checking just to be sure?

648
00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:45,041
(tense dramatic music)

649
00:39:50,308 --> 00:39:53,543
(monkey buzzing)

650
00:39:53,543 --> 00:39:56,170
(explosion booming)
(glass shattering)

651
00:39:56,170 --> 00:39:59,003
(logos whooshing)

652
00:40:01,528 --> 00:40:05,101
(Chuck grunting)

653
00:40:05,101 --> 00:40:06,333
- [Serena] What'd you see?

654
00:40:08,590 --> 00:40:13,043
- Not much, just some of
Tyrimpson spreadsheets,

655
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:16,917
and dirty movies, pornos (pants).

656
00:40:18,931 --> 00:40:22,181
(tense dramatic music)

657
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,460
Let's keep looking.

658
00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:33,557
(door latching)

659
00:40:34,838 --> 00:40:36,505
- [Robot] Insert $1.

660
00:40:37,595 --> 00:40:39,787
- All right, I got a dollar
in here somewhere, sorry.

661
00:40:39,787 --> 00:40:40,620
- Okay.

662
00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:45,659
- One second.

663
00:40:52,470 --> 00:40:54,870
- You know, I don't care what anyone says,

664
00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:56,510
you still got it.

665
00:40:56,510 --> 00:41:01,456
(coin clanking)
(robot dinging)

666
00:41:01,456 --> 00:41:04,289
(robot whooshing)

667
00:41:08,235 --> 00:41:11,485
(tense dramatic music)

668
00:41:14,032 --> 00:41:17,115
- [Robot] Armor suit test initiating.

669
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:24,507
This is not a simulation.
(simulation whooshing)

670
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:29,753
Fingerprint invalid.
(gunshots booming)

671
00:41:34,976 --> 00:41:36,476
- They're tracking our motion.

672
00:41:41,424 --> 00:41:44,341
(gunshots booming)

673
00:41:56,053 --> 00:41:59,053
(explosion booming)

674
00:42:13,930 --> 00:42:15,890
We have to jump out at the same time!

675
00:42:15,890 --> 00:42:17,675
- Right to trip the sensor.

676
00:42:17,675 --> 00:42:19,435
- On the count of three.

677
00:42:19,435 --> 00:42:20,866
One.
- Two.

678
00:42:20,866 --> 00:42:24,906
- Three.
(tense dramatic music)

679
00:42:24,906 --> 00:42:29,906
(sensor beeping)
(gunshots booming)

680
00:42:31,266 --> 00:42:34,516
(simulation whooshing)

681
00:42:40,815 --> 00:42:44,232
- (pants) You all right?

682
00:42:47,557 --> 00:42:51,557
"Oh, I think I have a
dollar in here somewhere."

683
00:42:56,818 --> 00:42:59,951
- Okay.
(boots marching)

684
00:42:59,951 --> 00:43:01,118
- What's that?

685
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,813
- More like where are they going.

686
00:43:05,429 --> 00:43:08,679
(tense dramatic music)

687
00:43:26,034 --> 00:43:29,284
You need to be dead to have a memorial.

688
00:43:31,037 --> 00:43:34,204
(tense ominous music)

689
00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:36,173
- Mark?

690
00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:39,183
Kathleen?

691
00:43:41,890 --> 00:43:45,163
I didn't know you guys were
working outside today (laughs)!

692
00:43:47,730 --> 00:43:51,580
We are, Algernon.

693
00:43:51,580 --> 00:43:54,053
- We haven't worked outside
together in forever!

694
00:43:55,100 --> 00:43:56,095
- Yeah, weird,

695
00:43:56,095 --> 00:44:00,210
I guess we've just been
scheduled differently.

696
00:44:00,210 --> 00:44:01,870
- Oh, I did get fired.

697
00:44:01,870 --> 00:44:04,100
Yeah, I mean they took me
right back when I got better.

698
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,113
- Oh cool.

699
00:44:07,610 --> 00:44:09,120
- Better at what?

700
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,120
- Oh no, I got very, very sick,

701
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,970
and they replaced me like right away.

702
00:44:15,180 --> 00:44:17,700
- Well.
- Oh my gosh.

703
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:19,153
That just reminded me.

704
00:44:19,153 --> 00:44:21,310
I have to transfer Shamus that money.

705
00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:22,260
It's from that one day

706
00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:23,850
when we all went to dinner after work,

707
00:44:23,850 --> 00:44:25,830
and I ate some of Shamus's chips,

708
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,780
and he said "Hey you better
transfer me some cash for those"

709
00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:31,370
and I said "Ha, ha Shamus,
you're a funny dude",

710
00:44:31,370 --> 00:44:33,517
and he said, "No seriously Algernon,

711
00:44:33,517 --> 00:44:35,517
"those are my chips, and I'm hungry,

712
00:44:35,517 --> 00:44:38,117
"I ordered the appetizer
size, not the entree,

713
00:44:38,117 --> 00:44:39,617
"and there's not enough for you,

714
00:44:39,617 --> 00:44:41,217
"besides you keep chewing them up,

715
00:44:41,217 --> 00:44:44,520
"and spitting them into your
napkin, it's disgusting."

716
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,210
- Okay, it's been super
great getting to catch up,

717
00:44:47,210 --> 00:44:48,397
and everything, but we really got to go.

718
00:44:48,397 --> 00:44:52,720
- You're right, don't
wanna get fired again.

719
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,640
But I will see you guys around,

720
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,310
hopefully in the next couple of minutes.

721
00:44:56,310 --> 00:44:57,867
- Yeah, or not, bye-bye.

722
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:00,493
Jesus.

723
00:45:01,810 --> 00:45:03,130
Back on planet Earth,

724
00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:04,567
the world's greatest detective

725
00:45:04,567 --> 00:45:07,751
is about to break his arrest record.

726
00:45:07,751 --> 00:45:12,060
- [Robot] Access denied,
outside badges not permitted.

727
00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:13,833
- Hey world's greatest detective.

728
00:45:17,210 --> 00:45:19,513
- [Both] Algernon.
- What's up, Kathlark?

729
00:45:19,513 --> 00:45:21,703
(both screaming)
- [Both] Jesus!

730
00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:26,007
- We were just talking about how

731
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:31,380
I didn't get one of
your world famous hugs.

732
00:45:31,380 --> 00:45:33,100
I forgot to hug you, yeah.

733
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:36,503
- I noticed that too, but I
didn't wanna say anything.

734
00:45:37,770 --> 00:45:40,687
(Chuck whimpering)

735
00:45:41,921 --> 00:45:43,470
(Algernon giggling)
(Chuck grunting)

736
00:45:43,470 --> 00:45:48,470
- Oh wow, Mark, I'm super
jealous of that hug.

737
00:45:48,803 --> 00:45:52,340
- That is such a good hug, Kathleen.

738
00:45:52,340 --> 00:45:56,160
We should get a picture to
commemorate this moment.

739
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,050
- I was thinking the same thing,

740
00:45:58,050 --> 00:46:00,040
but I didn't wanna say anything.

741
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,440
- Okay.

742
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:02,273
Ready?

743
00:46:05,152 --> 00:46:07,985
(camera snapping)

744
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,040
- Why'd you flash her?

745
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:21,872
- [Chuck] I don't do hugs.

746
00:46:21,872 --> 00:46:23,710
- [Robot] Access granted.

747
00:46:23,710 --> 00:46:26,960
(tense dramatic music)

748
00:46:30,453 --> 00:46:31,286
- Ow.

749
00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:34,809
(pipe dripping)

750
00:46:34,809 --> 00:46:36,400
- Oh my god, Serena,

751
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,750
it's been infected by
the deadly chemical, H20.

752
00:46:51,654 --> 00:46:52,737
- Whoa, whoa.

753
00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:54,683
- What are those?

754
00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:57,325
- See-through-clothes glasses.

755
00:46:57,325 --> 00:46:58,985
- What?
- I'm just kidding.

756
00:46:58,985 --> 00:47:00,795
But seriously where did
you get that piercing?

757
00:47:00,795 --> 00:47:03,014
- Shut up.
(both chuckling)

758
00:47:03,014 --> 00:47:04,931
- They don't even work.

759
00:47:26,370 --> 00:47:27,203
- Chuck.

760
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:31,923
Why do you think we broke up?

761
00:47:31,923 --> 00:47:34,679
(slow somber music)

762
00:47:34,679 --> 00:47:38,413
well, it's after the library incident,

763
00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,080
you just started looking
at me differently.

764
00:47:42,820 --> 00:47:45,247
You fell in love with Agent Chuck Lawson,

765
00:47:45,247 --> 00:47:47,283
the hero who always save the day,

766
00:47:48,136 --> 00:47:49,886
not the idiot who killed the mayor.

767
00:47:51,804 --> 00:47:52,655
- I didn't break up with you,

768
00:47:52,655 --> 00:47:55,870
because I saw you differently, Chuck.

769
00:47:55,870 --> 00:47:58,963
I broke up with you because
you started acting differently.

770
00:48:01,607 --> 00:48:03,220
I don't care if you're a hero or not,

771
00:48:03,220 --> 00:48:05,290
I loved you back at the academy,

772
00:48:05,290 --> 00:48:08,090
before you were Agent Chuck Lawson.

773
00:48:08,090 --> 00:48:12,110
After the library thing,
you just got so distant.

774
00:48:12,110 --> 00:48:13,820
- I was too ashamed to say how I felt.

775
00:48:13,820 --> 00:48:15,770
- Well, that's the problem with people,

776
00:48:16,910 --> 00:48:19,070
they never say what they really mean.

777
00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:21,177
- Sometimes the thing you're looking for

778
00:48:21,177 --> 00:48:23,577
was right in front of
your face the entire time.

779
00:48:25,350 --> 00:48:26,183
There it is.

780
00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:31,590
This must be the invention.

781
00:48:31,590 --> 00:48:33,210
- [Serena] What does it do?

782
00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:35,380
I think it's mind control.

783
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:36,830
It's probably connected
to everyone's brains,

784
00:48:36,830 --> 00:48:39,920
and Tyrimpson speaks his commands into it.

785
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,780
- Do you really think
Tyrimpson could be capable

786
00:48:41,780 --> 00:48:43,700
of something that sophisticated?

787
00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:44,800
- He's invented things that control

788
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:46,070
people's behavior before.

789
00:48:46,070 --> 00:48:48,083
He's probably building up to this.

790
00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:50,760
I mean he's probably been
working on controlling people's--

791
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,013
- Hello agents.

792
00:48:56,398 --> 00:48:58,270
A strange time of night for a tour,

793
00:48:58,270 --> 00:49:01,140
but I suppose I don't
have anything better to do

794
00:49:01,140 --> 00:49:02,245
at 03:00 a.m.

795
00:49:02,245 --> 00:49:04,418
(tense dramatic music)

796
00:49:04,418 --> 00:49:05,251
Step this way.

797
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:08,673
Yes, come on.

798
00:49:10,570 --> 00:49:11,643
Keep coming.

799
00:49:12,513 --> 00:49:13,346
Closer.

800
00:49:14,437 --> 00:49:16,293
The tour begins here.

801
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,360
At the same, you could go a
little faster if you wanted.

802
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,003
Just a smidge more.

803
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:27,453
You have to step on the thing.

804
00:49:30,993 --> 00:49:32,980
(upbeat music)
Perfect.

805
00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:34,500
Shall we?

806
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:37,700
Although we are a
technologically-based company,

807
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:40,650
we like to remain entrenched in nature,

808
00:49:40,650 --> 00:49:41,800
hence the horticulture.

809
00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:47,660
This room alone contains over
63 different specie of plant.

810
00:49:48,070 --> 00:49:51,960
And all those plants, require a lot of?

811
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,653
Water, yes, so I designed
the irrigation system.

812
00:49:57,010 --> 00:49:59,970
The pipes drop water on
the plants at ideal times

813
00:49:59,970 --> 00:50:02,430
during the day, or by command,

814
00:50:02,430 --> 00:50:04,890
using one of the buttons
you see around the room.

815
00:50:04,890 --> 00:50:08,650
As you can probably guess
by the exquisite nature

816
00:50:08,650 --> 00:50:11,170
of the architecture of my manor,

817
00:50:11,170 --> 00:50:14,496
I'm an assiduous patron of the arts.

818
00:50:14,496 --> 00:50:16,346
- Yeah, I was thinking assiduous too.

819
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,353
- This is a sculpture of me
I hired an artist to make.

820
00:50:24,894 --> 00:50:26,153
- It's very abstract.

821
00:50:27,810 --> 00:50:29,293
- No, it's not done yet.

822
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:34,180
Would you humor me, and
allow me to show you

823
00:50:34,180 --> 00:50:36,083
some of my latest inventions?

824
00:50:38,870 --> 00:50:39,703
- Why not?

825
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:42,850
- Wonderful.

826
00:50:42,850 --> 00:50:43,683
Right this way.

827
00:50:47,270 --> 00:50:50,180
This is one of my most proudest designs.

828
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:53,433
A short-distance teleportation device.

829
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:59,030
Now, of course, living
tissue would be torn apart

830
00:50:59,030 --> 00:51:00,640
if subjected to teleportation,

831
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:05,053
but this works on firmer objects.

832
00:51:06,151 --> 00:51:09,830
(teleporter whooshing)

833
00:51:09,830 --> 00:51:11,937
there goes Mr. Sunglasses (laughs).

834
00:51:13,210 --> 00:51:14,463
Let's move on, shall we.

835
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:19,713
Now, this is the Hypermagnet.

836
00:51:21,430 --> 00:51:25,913
You turn it on, and it
attracts metal to it.

837
00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:27,763
It's a magnet.

838
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:34,160
Now, this is the Hyperbounce,
it's a child's toy really.

839
00:51:34,370 --> 00:51:37,310
You switch it on, and
it creates five times

840
00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:38,423
the elastic response.

841
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,520
Mr. Sunglasses will demonstrate.

842
00:51:43,045 --> 00:51:47,376
(sunglasses thudding)
(glass shattering)

843
00:51:47,376 --> 00:51:50,209
(object whirring)

844
00:51:52,165 --> 00:51:54,415
let's move along, shall we?

845
00:51:55,536 --> 00:51:59,490
Now, I call this the
precipitation machine.

846
00:51:59,490 --> 00:52:03,010
You just shake it up,
and frozen precipitation

847
00:52:03,010 --> 00:52:05,280
forms and falls within the dome.

848
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,883
- So it's like a snow globe?

849
00:52:09,050 --> 00:52:12,150
- No, a snow globe has snow,

850
00:52:12,150 --> 00:52:14,593
this has glitter, it's
very different and cool,

851
00:52:15,711 --> 00:52:17,261
'cause it has my picture in it.

852
00:52:24,381 --> 00:52:25,733
Now, this next one is.

853
00:52:30,121 --> 00:52:31,878
- Dr. Tyrimpson, Freeze!

854
00:52:31,878 --> 00:52:34,300
(orb dailing)

855
00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:36,060
- What now, Chuck?

856
00:52:36,060 --> 00:52:37,810
Are you going to call me to death?

857
00:52:37,810 --> 00:52:39,610
- [Voicemail] The caller
you are trying to reach.

858
00:52:39,610 --> 00:52:42,463
- Dr. Tyrimpson freeze.
- Is not available.

859
00:52:45,141 --> 00:52:45,974
- But I

860
00:52:47,340 --> 00:52:51,403
thought it was--
- a cellular phone, Chuck.

861
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:55,030
It allows you to call anyone, anywhere,

862
00:52:55,030 --> 00:52:57,850
without the need for cell service or wifi.

863
00:52:57,850 --> 00:53:01,980
A most helpful thing, you
see no cell phone company

864
00:53:01,980 --> 00:53:05,310
has coverage at Tyrimpson Manor.

865
00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:09,010
It uses naturally occurring
electromagnetic waves

866
00:53:09,010 --> 00:53:11,910
that can travel through
anything even a vacuum.

867
00:53:11,910 --> 00:53:14,113
Go ahead, call Director Daniels.

868
00:53:19,170 --> 00:53:23,700
- Call Marge Daniels.
- Calling Marge Daniels.

869
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,670
- [Marge] Chuck, I've been
trying to get a hold of you.

870
00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:28,060
Where's Serena?

871
00:53:28,060 --> 00:53:31,980
Listen, Stokes and Forrest
decoded the aliens' message!

872
00:53:31,980 --> 00:53:36,270
The aliens are inviting us
to join a galactic alliance!

873
00:53:36,270 --> 00:53:38,260
They want to take us and President Sachs

874
00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:40,450
to sign treaties and celebrate.

875
00:53:40,450 --> 00:53:42,910
Thank you both for your
help, I'll see you soon!

876
00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:50,453
So I was--
- Wrong?

877
00:53:51,410 --> 00:53:53,390
Don't look so surprised, Chuck,

878
00:53:53,390 --> 00:53:54,740
it's hardly the first time.

879
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,093
Your infamous mix-up at the library?

880
00:54:00,037 --> 00:54:03,260
Did you blow up the mayor or something?

881
00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:07,440
Actually, Chuck, the death
toll was two that night.

882
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,800
The mayor, yes, but my husband, Frank.

883
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,510
He worked there, and that night,

884
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:13,573
he didn't come home.

885
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,930
I think you two should leave now.

886
00:54:18,970 --> 00:54:21,161
Don't forget your souvenirs.

887
00:54:21,161 --> 00:54:24,411
(tense dramatic music)

888
00:54:25,720 --> 00:54:27,270
- How could I've been so wrong?

889
00:54:28,949 --> 00:54:31,098
Look, I'm something,

890
00:54:31,098 --> 00:54:33,696
there's got to be something else,
there's got to be something more.

891
00:54:33,696 --> 00:54:34,529
Why was he so calm?

892
00:54:34,529 --> 00:54:37,830
Why was Tyrimpson so calm when
there's two agency detectives

893
00:54:37,830 --> 00:54:40,380
just wandering through his lab
in the middle of the night?

894
00:54:40,380 --> 00:54:43,210
That's suspicious, right,
there's got to be more.

895
00:54:43,210 --> 00:54:45,560
No Chuck, there's nothing more.

896
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:46,610
You heard what Marge said,

897
00:54:46,610 --> 00:54:49,110
they've figured out their
purpose, case closed.

898
00:54:49,110 --> 00:54:52,640
- Case not closed, case
open, case very, very open!

899
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:54,180
Why was his name in the message,

900
00:54:54,180 --> 00:54:55,850
and everything else
was written in lobster.

901
00:54:55,850 --> 00:54:58,289
- Hey, take a breath, okay?

902
00:54:58,289 --> 00:55:00,039
You don't always have to be a hero.

903
00:55:01,350 --> 00:55:04,003
They solved the case, everything's fine.

904
00:55:05,286 --> 00:55:07,340
- But the message and The Connection.

905
00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:10,216
- Hey, I have something for you.

906
00:55:10,216 --> 00:55:13,216
(slow somber music)

907
00:55:17,278 --> 00:55:18,111
- Whoa.

908
00:55:20,677 --> 00:55:22,630
Where did you find a record player?

909
00:55:22,630 --> 00:55:23,463
- Flea market.

910
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,903
Actually I got it for
you when we were dating,

911
00:55:29,110 --> 00:55:32,643
but then, you know, the
library happened and all that,

912
00:55:32,643 --> 00:55:34,150
I never gave it to you, but.

913
00:55:38,740 --> 00:55:39,573
- Thank you.

914
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:46,443
Don't suppose you picked
up any records, did you?

915
00:55:50,217 --> 00:55:51,567
It's the only one they had.

916
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:54,673
- Of course.

917
00:56:00,336 --> 00:56:04,586
("Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett )

918
00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:07,763
It's not so bad.

919
00:56:07,763 --> 00:56:11,239
♪ I was working in the
lab, late one night ♪

920
00:56:11,239 --> 00:56:12,203
May I have this dance?

921
00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:16,234
♪ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪

922
00:56:16,234 --> 00:56:17,939
♪ For my monster from
his slab, began to rise ♪

923
00:56:17,939 --> 00:56:19,022
Is this real?

924
00:56:20,391 --> 00:56:21,367
♪ And suddenly to my surprise ♪

925
00:56:21,367 --> 00:56:25,575
Serena Fox slowdancing
with Chuck Lawson outside?

926
00:56:25,575 --> 00:56:28,020
♪ He did the monster mash ♪

927
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:29,752
- Doesn't feel real.

928
00:56:29,752 --> 00:56:31,712
♪ It was a graveyard smash ♪

929
00:56:31,712 --> 00:56:33,090
♪ He did the mash ♪

930
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:34,931
Should we go?

931
00:56:34,931 --> 00:56:37,625
I mean there might be other guards here,

932
00:56:37,625 --> 00:56:38,803
or people around.

933
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,110
- As far as they know,
we're just one of them.

934
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,000
- You think this is regular behavior

935
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,613
for Tyrimpson employees?

936
00:56:47,662 --> 00:56:48,495
- No.

937
00:56:48,495 --> 00:56:50,920
♪ The ghouls all came from
their humble abodes. ♪

938
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,013
This is.

939
00:56:54,013 --> 00:56:55,096
(record scratching)

940
00:56:55,096 --> 00:56:56,966
♪ The aliens are coming, trust them ♪

941
00:56:56,966 --> 00:56:58,642
♪ They did the monster mash ♪

942
00:56:58,642 --> 00:56:59,758
♪ Sign the treaty ♪

943
00:56:59,758 --> 00:57:02,648
♪ The aliens are coming, trust them ♪

944
00:57:02,648 --> 00:57:05,143
♪ Sign the treaty ♪

945
00:57:05,143 --> 00:57:06,330
(upbeat music)

946
00:57:06,330 --> 00:57:07,707
Wait, this is so much
bigger than we thought!

947
00:57:07,707 --> 00:57:10,830
Serena, The aliens aren't
warning us about Tyrimpson,

948
00:57:10,830 --> 00:57:13,140
they're working with Tyrimpson.

949
00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:15,857
He's must've been communicating
with them through that orb.

950
00:57:16,945 --> 00:57:21,530
The Connection between him and the aliens,

951
00:57:21,530 --> 00:57:25,150
can speak to people through
vacuums, like space.

952
00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:27,510
Tyrimpson probably hid that
message in "Monster Mash"

953
00:57:27,510 --> 00:57:30,320
to brainwash people into
trusting the aliens.

954
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,277
That's why that godforsaken song

955
00:57:31,277 --> 00:57:33,428
was on the radio all the time.

956
00:57:33,428 --> 00:57:35,930
- But what about the message they sent?

957
00:57:35,930 --> 00:57:39,060
We decoded it, we know that
they just want the world leaders

958
00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:42,347
to sign a treaty.
- They probably decoded it wrong.

959
00:57:42,347 --> 00:57:44,687
The world leaders, why
would Tyrimpson want

960
00:57:44,687 --> 00:57:47,705
all the world leaders
to go with the aliens?

961
00:57:47,705 --> 00:57:49,122
- Mark, Kathleen?

962
00:57:51,203 --> 00:57:54,210
What are you guys still doing outside?

963
00:57:54,210 --> 00:57:56,313
Whoa, is that a record player?

964
00:57:57,280 --> 00:58:00,780
I've never seen one before,
but I know what it does,

965
00:58:00,780 --> 00:58:02,833
it plays old music, like dubstep.

966
00:58:03,723 --> 00:58:05,430
I did have a day dream one time

967
00:58:05,430 --> 00:58:07,771
where I was riding the
grooves like a boat.

968
00:58:07,771 --> 00:58:09,773
(gunshot booming)

969
00:58:09,773 --> 00:58:11,106
- What was that?

970
00:58:12,184 --> 00:58:17,184
- Look.
(head sizzling)

971
00:58:18,790 --> 00:58:21,360
- So anyway, I was wondering if you guys

972
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,613
came up with any cool
nicknames for me yet.

973
00:58:25,470 --> 00:58:26,620
- Here, check this out.

974
00:58:28,036 --> 00:58:31,036
(camera shuttering)

975
00:58:31,900 --> 00:58:34,240
- I was thinking maybe
a cool nickname could be

976
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:37,390
Algernone-of-your-business-boy!

977
00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:39,410
- Yeah, I noticed it didn't
work when I blanked her earlier.

978
00:58:39,410 --> 00:58:43,143
- What?
- No AI now, no AI ever.

979
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:46,580
That's the platform that Sach's
about to win her reelection

980
00:58:46,580 --> 00:58:48,510
on, and I'm willing to bet
Daddy's Little Princess

981
00:58:48,510 --> 00:58:50,790
that all the world
leaders are in agreement.

982
00:58:50,790 --> 00:58:52,960
Tyrimpson probably used The
Connection to strike a deal

983
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,080
with the aliens to get the
world leaders out of the way,

984
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,763
so he can initiate his sick robot fantasy.

985
00:58:59,050 --> 00:59:01,080
That's a perfect plan,
a pretty genius one,

986
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,354
except for the fact that
he didn't count for me

987
00:59:03,354 --> 00:59:04,823
to be so fucking awesome
at being a detective.

988
00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:07,990
Thank god for Roe v. Wade,

989
00:59:07,990 --> 00:59:09,950
'cause we're about to shut this baby down.

990
00:59:09,950 --> 00:59:12,590
What should we do?
- You're asking me?

991
00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:14,510
- Can't always be the hero.

992
00:59:14,510 --> 00:59:16,160
- Okay, I'm going to stay here,

993
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,410
and I'm going to try and find
signal so I can call Marge,

994
00:59:18,410 --> 00:59:21,020
and tell her not to let
the leaders on the ship.

995
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:23,170
You should go and find Dr.
Tyrimpson, and stop him,

996
00:59:23,170 --> 00:59:24,480
before it's too late.

997
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,620
- Just like taking orders from a baby.

998
00:59:26,620 --> 00:59:27,453
- Go!

999
00:59:29,106 --> 00:59:32,660
(tense dramatic music)
(alien squawking)

1000
00:59:32,660 --> 00:59:34,570
- I understand that you're hungry,

1001
00:59:34,570 --> 00:59:37,624
but you'll just have to wait
until they all board the ship.

1002
00:59:37,624 --> 00:59:39,020
(alien squawking)

1003
00:59:39,020 --> 00:59:41,697
No, I don't know what
goes well with human.

1004
00:59:41,697 --> 00:59:42,829
(alien squawking)

1005
00:59:42,829 --> 00:59:45,210
No, I don't think that
because I'm a human,

1006
00:59:45,210 --> 00:59:46,150
I should know that.

1007
00:59:46,150 --> 00:59:50,563
- It's not a galactic alliance,
it's a galactic buffet.

1008
00:59:51,780 --> 00:59:53,850
- lIsten, 10 more minutes,

1009
00:59:53,850 --> 00:59:56,400
and you'll have all the
human rigatoni you can eat.

1010
00:59:58,872 --> 01:00:01,705
(watch whooshing)

1011
01:00:11,450 --> 01:00:14,617
(tense ominous music)

1012
01:00:24,795 --> 01:00:29,290
- Come on, please.
(Serena gasping)

1013
01:00:29,290 --> 01:00:30,790
- Chuck?

1014
01:00:30,790 --> 01:00:31,623
What time is it?

1015
01:00:33,170 --> 01:00:34,710
- 3:42 a.m.

1016
01:00:34,710 --> 01:00:35,983
- We don't have much time.

1017
01:00:36,994 --> 01:00:37,827
- Okay.

1018
01:00:39,285 --> 01:00:40,760
(grunts) I'm assuming you're
up to speed on everything

1019
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:41,830
since you've made it this far,

1020
01:00:41,830 --> 01:00:44,260
but I guess the only thing you
probably haven't figured out

1021
01:00:44,260 --> 01:00:46,093
by now is how and why I'm here.

1022
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:48,987
Did you say it was 3:42 a.m.?

1023
01:00:49,970 --> 01:00:51,520
- Yeah.
- Okay, god,

1024
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,380
it means we have about 10 minutes,

1025
01:00:54,380 --> 01:00:56,130
let me just give you the quick version.

1026
01:00:56,130 --> 01:00:59,670
Okay, so when Marge assigned
me to this case, I declined,

1027
01:00:59,670 --> 01:01:01,910
however I decided to do a
little bit of sleuthing.

1028
01:01:01,910 --> 01:01:05,590
So I traced all the calls
from earth to space,

1029
01:01:05,590 --> 01:01:07,810
and I cross-referenced
them with all the calls

1030
01:01:07,810 --> 01:01:09,890
received from the
international space station.

1031
01:01:09,890 --> 01:01:11,340
And all the calls that weren't,

1032
01:01:11,340 --> 01:01:13,460
were coming from Tyrimpson's estate.

1033
01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:16,890
So I came here to investigate,
found out his plan,

1034
01:01:16,890 --> 01:01:18,680
but he stopped me before
I could do anything.

1035
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:21,620
So all we have to do
now is just call Marge,

1036
01:01:21,620 --> 01:01:23,840
before the ship takes
off with the president.

1037
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,763
Unless of course, you already did that?

1038
01:01:27,630 --> 01:01:32,273
- No, no, actually, I did not, but Serena.

1039
01:01:34,682 --> 01:01:39,680
Okay, Tyrimpson did
make a AI double of you,

1040
01:01:39,680 --> 01:01:44,370
and I have been kind of
working with it all night,

1041
01:01:44,370 --> 01:01:47,520
and it is sort of, like,

1042
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:52,233
right outside, and it said
it was gonna call Marge now.

1043
01:01:53,530 --> 01:01:56,343
- Even though there's no
reception in the entire estate?

1044
01:01:57,490 --> 01:02:00,650
- Yeah, yeah, I kind of think that maybe

1045
01:02:00,650 --> 01:02:03,070
it was lying using that as a distraction

1046
01:02:03,070 --> 01:02:06,137
so I wouldn't catch Tyrimpson.

1047
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,910
- Okay, well we need
to get The Connection.

1048
01:02:12,220 --> 01:02:13,650
Okay, here's the plan.

1049
01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:16,380
You go and find Tyrimpson,
and distract him,

1050
01:02:16,380 --> 01:02:18,305
just hold him off as long as possible.

1051
01:02:18,305 --> 01:02:20,220
- Okay, I can tell this joke I know,

1052
01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:21,530
it's like a super long joke,

1053
01:02:21,530 --> 01:02:24,500
it has like this really cool
build towards a punchline,

1054
01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:27,100
so it's really long, it's
funny all the way through.

1055
01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:30,830
- Okay, okay, just stop him
from getting the orb, okay?

1056
01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:31,950
- Okay, got it.

1057
01:02:32,906 --> 01:02:34,418
Okay, let's do it.

1058
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:36,070
- I need a gun.

1059
01:02:36,070 --> 01:02:37,193
- Oh, right.

1060
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:41,730
Yeah, just--
- Daddy's Little Princess.

1061
01:02:41,730 --> 01:02:43,600
- Don't pull the trigger until you--

1062
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,740
- Okay, thank you, Chuck.

1063
01:02:45,740 --> 01:02:46,780
Can you just go out there,

1064
01:02:46,780 --> 01:02:48,710
and make it look like you
came from the outside.

1065
01:02:48,710 --> 01:02:49,843
- Got it, okay.

1066
01:02:51,385 --> 01:02:54,635
(tense dramatic music)

1067
01:03:01,170 --> 01:03:04,633
- Hey, Dr. Tyrimpson,
I'm sorry to bother you.

1068
01:03:06,697 --> 01:03:07,947
I think I left,

1069
01:03:10,905 --> 01:03:13,190
Hey, have you heard the one about the--

1070
01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:16,253
- The agent who left his
partner behind to die?

1071
01:03:19,519 --> 01:03:20,923
- Hey, hey, let's just.

1072
01:03:22,212 --> 01:03:23,950
Okay, let's just take it easy Tyrimpson.

1073
01:03:23,950 --> 01:03:26,640
- You know, Charles, I
gave you your chance.

1074
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,690
You could have just walked out of here,

1075
01:03:28,690 --> 01:03:31,793
and everyone would've
lived happily ever after.

1076
01:03:33,780 --> 01:03:36,805
Well not everyone, but you and Serena.

1077
01:03:36,805 --> 01:03:40,055
(tense dramatic music)

1078
01:03:41,106 --> 01:03:43,690
- Okay, let her go, let Serena go.

1079
01:03:43,690 --> 01:03:46,190
- Or what, you'll shoot
my girlfriend in the face?

1080
01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:48,850
Oh wait, that's my thing.

1081
01:03:48,850 --> 01:03:52,220
So I think I'll be giving you orders here.

1082
01:03:52,220 --> 01:03:54,353
- Chuck, just do what he wants (sobs).

1083
01:03:55,973 --> 01:03:57,820
- What do you want.

1084
01:03:57,820 --> 01:03:59,613
- I want you to be the hero, Chuck.

1085
01:04:01,141 --> 01:04:02,860
I'll give you a choice.

1086
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:06,313
Either I kill you, or I kill Serena.

1087
01:04:07,810 --> 01:04:10,260
Which will it be?

1088
01:04:10,260 --> 01:04:13,280
- I got it, what if we did
like a half-daddy situation,

1089
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:15,963
like kill half of both of us?

1090
01:04:17,977 --> 01:04:19,570
You know, maybe like shoot
her in the arm and the leg,

1091
01:04:19,570 --> 01:04:20,946
you shoot me in the arm and leg,

1092
01:04:20,946 --> 01:04:23,590
and then you got a whole person.

1093
01:04:23,590 --> 01:04:24,923
- You know.
- I.

1094
01:04:31,196 --> 01:04:34,446
(tense dramatic music)

1095
01:04:35,284 --> 01:04:38,393
(Serena grunting)

1096
01:04:38,393 --> 01:04:40,243
- You think you can kill me?

1097
01:04:45,591 --> 01:04:47,956
(gunshot booming)

1098
01:04:47,956 --> 01:04:48,956
- You can't.

1099
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:51,323
It's over.

1100
01:04:52,610 --> 01:04:53,970
This is beyond you.

1101
01:04:56,925 --> 01:05:00,457
(spaceship whooshing)

1102
01:05:00,457 --> 01:05:01,790
This beyond you.

1103
01:05:07,569 --> 01:05:10,736
(tense ominous music)

1104
01:05:12,380 --> 01:05:13,480
- So what's your game?

1105
01:05:14,610 --> 01:05:17,460
What, you're gonna save the world?

1106
01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:19,800
Couple of robot workers
will fix the economy?

1107
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,393
Make you millions of dollars?

1108
01:05:24,530 --> 01:05:26,740
Is that what you served up
the president of The Agency

1109
01:05:26,740 --> 01:05:30,463
like a hot, tasty Christmas goose?

1110
01:05:30,463 --> 01:05:35,463
(screen whooshing)
(light whirring)

1111
01:05:36,450 --> 01:05:39,500
Okay, judging by your reaction,

1112
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:40,740
I either misread your plan,

1113
01:05:40,740 --> 01:05:43,040
or you're weirded out
by the hot, tasty thing.

1114
01:05:45,105 --> 01:05:48,355
(tense dramatic music)

1115
01:05:52,475 --> 01:05:55,225
- You're just like everyone else.

1116
01:05:57,280 --> 01:05:59,773
You think this is all about money?

1117
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:03,953
Death.

1118
01:06:05,530 --> 01:06:08,210
Have either of you ever
had a loved one die?

1119
01:06:08,210 --> 01:06:11,160
- Yeah, but look I don't really
need the full speech, okay?

1120
01:06:12,380 --> 01:06:14,143
- The human body is frail.

1121
01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:19,980
One bacterium in the lungs,
one mutated cell in the brain,

1122
01:06:20,370 --> 01:06:25,370
one explosion in your husband's
building, and darkness.

1123
01:06:27,281 --> 01:06:29,153
The candle is snuffed out.

1124
01:06:30,671 --> 01:06:35,063
You see, the body is the
mind's greatest weakness,

1125
01:06:36,730 --> 01:06:38,433
that's why I'm bypassing it.

1126
01:06:39,490 --> 01:06:42,553
Enter!
(boots marching)

1127
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:51,757
So I reveal my latest invention.

1128
01:06:52,740 --> 01:06:54,964
The Eternal Flame.

1129
01:06:54,964 --> 01:06:57,060
(light whirring)

1130
01:06:57,060 --> 01:07:01,740
One must simply upload their
consciousness to the program,

1131
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:04,230
and replace their fragile vessels

1132
01:07:04,230 --> 01:07:06,430
with one of these new vehicles.

1133
01:07:06,430 --> 01:07:08,350
Machines, really.

1134
01:07:08,350 --> 01:07:12,180
Unable to contract disease,
unsusceptible to aging,

1135
01:07:12,180 --> 01:07:14,600
and if the machine is destroyed,

1136
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,823
simply redownload your
consciousness into a new machine.

1137
01:07:19,373 --> 01:07:22,623
(tense dramatic music)

1138
01:07:24,570 --> 01:07:27,487
(straps whooshing)

1139
01:07:28,669 --> 01:07:31,510
(helmet whirring)

1140
01:07:31,510 --> 01:07:34,350
Did you expect the government to approve?

1141
01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:38,030
I wouldn't let them build
an army of robot soldiers,

1142
01:07:38,030 --> 01:07:40,003
so they banned AI entirely.

1143
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:45,130
People riddled with depression and anxiety

1144
01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:47,210
won't even take their medication

1145
01:07:47,210 --> 01:07:49,750
for fear that it will alter their brains,

1146
01:07:49,750 --> 01:07:53,026
did you really expect
them to voluntarily upload

1147
01:07:53,026 --> 01:07:56,823
their thoughts and dreams to the cloud?

1148
01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:59,340
(tense dramatic music)

1149
01:07:59,340 --> 01:08:02,660
After the ship leaves,
it will all be ready,

1150
01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:04,100
and these beauties will be free

1151
01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:08,713
to find their fleshy counter
part and complete the process.

1152
01:08:14,370 --> 01:08:15,700
These replacements, of course,

1153
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:20,113
will not be taking your
consciousness, just your lives.

1154
01:08:21,490 --> 01:08:23,053
Then they will follow me.

1155
01:08:23,950 --> 01:08:26,903
And then, no more sadness.

1156
01:08:28,377 --> 01:08:32,121
No more.

1157
01:08:32,121 --> 01:08:35,890
(machine whooshing)

1158
01:08:35,890 --> 01:08:38,730
- Sorry, Chuck, the only problem with AI

1159
01:08:38,730 --> 01:08:40,970
is they never say what they really mean.

1160
01:08:40,970 --> 01:08:44,610
- Well, I'm sorry, 'cause
you're all out of time.

1161
01:08:44,610 --> 01:08:47,320
- No, I'm sorry, you're out of time,

1162
01:08:47,320 --> 01:08:49,060
we have you surrounded.

1163
01:08:49,060 --> 01:08:52,803
- Well, either way, somebody
is definitely out of time.

1164
01:08:54,930 --> 01:08:56,930
- Hey, Serena?
- What?

1165
01:08:56,930 --> 01:08:58,750
- No, robot Serena.

1166
01:08:58,750 --> 01:09:01,204
What's won backwards?

1167
01:09:01,204 --> 01:09:04,925
- Eno?
- No, like past tense of win.

1168
01:09:04,925 --> 01:09:05,930
- Now?

1169
01:09:05,930 --> 01:09:08,849
(upbeat music)
(gunshots booming)

1170
01:09:08,849 --> 01:09:11,516
(all grunting)

1171
01:09:26,470 --> 01:09:29,510
- We only have two minutes
until the ship leaves.

1172
01:09:29,510 --> 01:09:32,270
- So shooting them is not gonna work.

1173
01:09:34,005 --> 01:09:36,922
(gunshots booming)

1174
01:09:41,896 --> 01:09:44,797
(magnet whooshing)

1175
01:09:44,797 --> 01:09:47,464
(both grunting)

1176
01:10:01,016 --> 01:10:03,933
(punches thudding)

1177
01:10:06,413 --> 01:10:08,530
- Go get The Connection!

1178
01:10:08,530 --> 01:10:11,197
(upbeat music)

1179
01:10:29,810 --> 01:10:33,110
(gunshot booming)

1180
01:10:33,110 --> 01:10:36,640
- I tell you, there's something
about knowing what I ate

1181
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:39,960
was killed that make me feel powerful.

1182
01:10:42,110 --> 01:10:47,110
(upbeat music)
(pipe dripping)

1183
01:10:57,417 --> 01:10:59,530
(head thudding)
(Chuck grunting)

1184
01:10:59,530 --> 01:11:00,603
- Sorry buddy.

1185
01:11:07,231 --> 01:11:08,064
Ch

1186
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:14,030
(Chuck thudding)

1187
01:11:24,026 --> 01:11:29,026
(water pouring)
(robots buzzing)

1188
01:11:35,086 --> 01:11:38,336
Buddy.
(robot thudding)

1189
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:44,711
(uptempo triumphant music)

1190
01:11:44,711 --> 01:11:46,185
- What are you waiting for?
- Call Marge now!

1191
01:11:46,185 --> 01:11:47,018
- Okay.

1192
01:11:47,943 --> 01:11:50,120
Come on, Marge, pick up,
Marge, pick up, pick up.

1193
01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:51,913
Come on Marge, pick up.

1194
01:11:51,913 --> 01:11:54,746
(chuck whooshing)

1195
01:11:55,993 --> 01:11:59,804
(tense dramatic music)

1196
01:11:59,804 --> 01:12:01,137
- [Marge] Hello?

1197
01:12:02,804 --> 01:12:04,970
(kick thudding)

1198
01:12:04,970 --> 01:12:06,643
Marge, it's Serena, get.

1199
01:12:08,091 --> 01:12:09,513
- Me a souvenir from space!

1200
01:12:10,916 --> 01:12:11,749
- Okay.
- Get off the ship,

1201
01:12:11,749 --> 01:12:12,582
it's a trap.

1202
01:12:14,290 --> 01:12:17,080
Tyrimpson is selling the
president, and The Agency.

1203
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:19,513
- His products at discounted rates!

1204
01:12:19,513 --> 01:12:22,281
- [Marge] Listen, we're about to board.

1205
01:12:22,281 --> 01:12:23,364
Are you okay?

1206
01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:25,960
- [Woman] I said come with me.

1207
01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:29,105
Please don't walk out on me, Chuck.

1208
01:12:29,105 --> 01:12:30,963
- Is this like a weird prank?
- I need you.

1209
01:12:32,438 --> 01:12:35,355
(Serena grunting)

1210
01:12:36,714 --> 01:12:39,310
- Listen, Tyrimpson is
making AI clones of everyone,

1211
01:12:39,310 --> 01:12:41,890
and he's using the aliens
to get rid of the President,

1212
01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:43,400
and The Agency, and everyone,

1213
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:44,640
so he can replace everyone.

1214
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,550
You have to get off the ship.

1215
01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:49,160
And before you ask me
if I'm an alien version,

1216
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:50,780
or replicant of myself.

1217
01:12:50,780 --> 01:12:52,640
Remember that time that
you went to Atlantic City,

1218
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:54,183
and we met that human tattoo.

1219
01:12:55,206 --> 01:12:57,347
- [Marge] Okay, that's enough.

1220
01:12:57,347 --> 01:13:00,930
Perez, we got a 2751 on our hands,

1221
01:13:00,930 --> 01:13:02,530
get the President off that ship.

1222
01:13:06,322 --> 01:13:10,320
(Serena panting)
(Serena grunting)

1223
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:12,987
(water pouring)

1224
01:13:14,754 --> 01:13:17,506
- (blaring gibberish), Only 5.99!

1225
01:13:17,506 --> 01:13:19,706
I love you, Chuck!

1226
01:13:19,706 --> 01:13:23,373
01101110 01101111 (buzzes).

1227
01:13:25,305 --> 01:13:28,222
(robots whooshing)

1228
01:13:34,352 --> 01:13:37,102
- I've heard of be your own boss,

1229
01:13:39,040 --> 01:13:40,713
never beat your own boss.

1230
01:13:42,150 --> 01:13:44,883
- You do not get to say a
line when I save the day.

1231
01:13:54,150 --> 01:13:55,930
- Oh come on, you know you
couldn't have done it without me.

1232
01:13:55,930 --> 01:13:59,230
I mean I was over here
distracting Marge's fists

1233
01:13:59,230 --> 01:14:01,859
with my face.

1234
01:14:01,859 --> 01:14:04,082
(Serena laughing)

1235
01:14:04,082 --> 01:14:05,093
- (sighs) Chuck.

1236
01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:10,443
- Hey, why do you think we broke up?

1237
01:14:14,610 --> 01:14:18,840
- Well, you were an asshole to
me the entire time we dated.

1238
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,180
You never treated me as your equal.

1239
01:14:21,180 --> 01:14:24,560
You had the Mayor killed,
because you refused to trust me.

1240
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:27,470
And on top of all that,
after all that happened,

1241
01:14:27,470 --> 01:14:29,323
you never once apologized to me.

1242
01:14:31,505 --> 01:14:35,809
- Yeah, cool, that's pretty
much what I thought too.

1243
01:14:35,809 --> 01:14:37,392
- [Robot] Complete.

1244
01:14:39,292 --> 01:14:42,125
(machine buzzing)

1245
01:14:48,470 --> 01:14:51,720
(tense dramatic music)

1246
01:14:55,420 --> 01:14:59,173
- As you can see, I was
planning on you two being dead.

1247
01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:06,463
Oh well, you should probably
just kill yourselves then.

1248
01:15:08,454 --> 01:15:09,700
- What?

1249
01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:12,470
- Oh, right, sorry,

1250
01:15:12,470 --> 01:15:15,000
it's pretty pointless to fight,

1251
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:19,520
because I've made myself far
less vulnerable to damage,

1252
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:22,010
and besides, my consciousness is copied,

1253
01:15:22,010 --> 01:15:25,860
and stored in the cloud, so
even if you do destroy me,

1254
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:28,963
it'll just be redownloaded
into a new host body.

1255
01:15:30,326 --> 01:15:31,790
(gunshot booming)

1256
01:15:31,790 --> 01:15:35,563
No, really, I wasn't joking,
I'm pretty much invincible.

1257
01:15:36,750 --> 01:15:39,830
So, if you want to just kill yourselves,

1258
01:15:39,830 --> 01:15:42,690
it would probably be less painful,

1259
01:15:42,690 --> 01:15:45,170
so I don't like accidentally
shoot your leg off,

1260
01:15:45,170 --> 01:15:47,130
and then you have to go crawling around,

1261
01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:49,300
in all that pain until I find you.

1262
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:53,100
So if you wanna go ahead and do that,

1263
01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:54,000
I can turn around.

1264
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:57,833
No?

1265
01:15:58,780 --> 01:15:59,613
Okay.

1266
01:16:00,494 --> 01:16:03,161
(gun whooshing)

1267
01:16:05,540 --> 01:16:08,083
Isn't that symbolic.
- Daddy's Little Princess.

1268
01:16:10,854 --> 01:16:13,460
(machine whirring)

1269
01:16:13,460 --> 01:16:16,880
I would say a line, but frankly,

1270
01:16:16,880 --> 01:16:20,130
it's what, like close to four by now, so.

1271
01:16:22,012 --> 01:16:23,575
(tense dramatic music)

1272
01:16:23,575 --> 01:16:27,242
I am very tired (chuckles).

1273
01:16:29,114 --> 01:16:31,725
Well, isn't that cute.

1274
01:16:31,725 --> 01:16:34,642
(gunshots booming)

1275
01:16:41,060 --> 01:16:44,768
(teleporter whirring)

1276
01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:45,601
No!

1277
01:16:46,619 --> 01:16:49,835
(device whirring)

1278
01:16:49,835 --> 01:16:52,585
(device buzzing)

1279
01:16:54,726 --> 01:16:56,309
- [Robot] Complete.

1280
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:01,830
- Do you wanna say one?

1281
01:17:03,062 --> 01:17:05,038
- Ne.
- Come on, give it a shot.

1282
01:17:05,038 --> 01:17:07,221
- It's not my thing.

1283
01:17:07,221 --> 01:17:08,054
- Come on.

1284
01:17:08,973 --> 01:17:12,056
- (sighs) All right.

1285
01:17:12,890 --> 01:17:15,433
- You're snow-more Tyrimpson.

1286
01:17:18,866 --> 01:17:20,863
- Because of the snow globe?
- Yeah.

1287
01:17:23,370 --> 01:17:26,170
- Yeah, it really isn't your thing, is it?

1288
01:17:26,170 --> 01:17:28,020
- Still saved the day though.
- Yip.

1289
01:17:31,670 --> 01:17:32,830
Good job tonight.

1290
01:17:33,810 --> 01:17:35,645
Just like old times?

1291
01:17:35,645 --> 01:17:39,312
(uptempo sentimental music)

1292
01:17:41,330 --> 01:17:43,997
(both laughing)

1293
01:17:48,590 --> 01:17:51,180
- We're just friends, by the way, Chuck.

1294
01:17:51,180 --> 01:17:52,486
- Yeah, right.
- Yeah.

1295
01:17:52,486 --> 01:17:53,903
- Mark, Kathleen?

1296
01:18:01,517 --> 01:18:04,373
Did you guys kill Dr. Tyrimpson?

1297
01:18:05,420 --> 01:18:06,630
Oh no, we just

1298
01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:09,653
downloaded him?

1299
01:18:11,107 --> 01:18:12,524
- [Tyrimpson] No!

1300
01:18:13,475 --> 01:18:15,540
- Does this mean I don't have a job again?

1301
01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:17,070
- Hey, you know what?

1302
01:18:17,070 --> 01:18:19,620
Actually I think I might
know someone who's hiring.

1303
01:18:25,952 --> 01:18:28,619
(phone ringing)

1304
01:18:40,870 --> 01:18:42,130
- Hello?

1305
01:18:42,130 --> 01:18:43,950
- [Stokes] Hey guys, Stokes here.

1306
01:18:43,950 --> 01:18:45,280
I just wanted to let you
guys know to get your butts

1307
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:46,113
back down to The Agency,

1308
01:18:46,113 --> 01:18:47,790
'cause we're throwing a party for you.

1309
01:18:47,790 --> 01:18:49,160
It was supposed to be a surprise,

1310
01:18:49,160 --> 01:18:52,117
but then two people walked
in that looked like you,

1311
01:18:52,117 --> 01:18:53,567
and we were like, "Surprise!"

1312
01:18:54,828 --> 01:18:56,028
- You ready for a party?

1313
01:18:57,038 --> 01:19:00,371
(uptempo dubstep music)

1314
01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:06,553
- Hey, actually wait a second.

1315
01:19:07,630 --> 01:19:09,754
How much do you think this thing is worth?

1316
01:19:09,754 --> 01:19:13,421
- [Serena] (sighs) Come on.

1317
01:19:19,834 --> 01:19:24,165
(all applauding)
(all cheering)

1318
01:19:24,165 --> 01:19:26,665
- Good job, guys.
- You did it.

1319
01:19:35,014 --> 01:19:36,785
- It's okay that you
didn't solve the case.

1320
01:19:36,785 --> 01:19:38,690
- It's okay that you
didn't solve the case!

1321
01:19:38,690 --> 01:19:41,810
- I still love you so much.
- I think that this failure

1322
01:19:41,810 --> 01:19:43,983
has actually made me love you even more.

1323
01:19:44,912 --> 01:19:47,579
(lips smacking)

1324
01:19:49,090 --> 01:19:52,369
- And it tells time, unless
you know how to use it!

1325
01:19:52,369 --> 01:19:54,339
(gunshot booming)
(person screaming)

1326
01:19:54,339 --> 01:19:56,150
- Then what does it do?

1327
01:19:56,150 --> 01:19:58,650
- The Three Musketeers,
and sometimes, Perez,

1328
01:19:58,650 --> 01:19:59,730
back together again.

1329
01:19:59,730 --> 01:20:01,570
It's good to have you back, Chuck.

1330
01:20:01,570 --> 01:20:04,510
- Yeah, but me and Serena
were just partners,

1331
01:20:04,510 --> 01:20:07,010
not like, you know, partner-partners.

1332
01:20:07,010 --> 01:20:10,330
- Yeah, obviously, as if
she'd ever take you back.

1333
01:20:10,330 --> 01:20:11,950
- Okay.

1334
01:20:11,950 --> 01:20:14,090
- Hey, whatever happened to Sachs?

1335
01:20:14,090 --> 01:20:17,580
- Oh, she had to go, you
know, president things.

1336
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:20,773
But she did want me to give
this to you as a thank you.

1337
01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:26,291
(angelic choral music)

1338
01:20:29,740 --> 01:20:30,573
- Gerbils.

1339
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:33,113
- I just wanted to--

1340
01:20:33,113 --> 01:20:36,590
- [All] Say something
random to get us to shut up.

1341
01:20:36,590 --> 01:20:37,423
- Yeah.

1342
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:43,116
Hey, between you and me, I'm
really rooting for you guys.

1343
01:20:43,116 --> 01:20:46,449
(uptempo dubstep music)

1344
01:20:53,493 --> 01:20:54,326
Gross.

1345
01:20:58,290 --> 01:20:59,190
- I almost forgot.

1346
01:21:03,035 --> 01:21:06,035
(picture whooshing)

1347
01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:10,580
Hey Chuck, whatever
happened to your hurt hand?

1348
01:21:11,554 --> 01:21:14,143
- Oh, it must've healed by itself.

1349
01:21:15,077 --> 01:21:17,670
The power of friendship.
(cash register dinging)

1350
01:21:17,670 --> 01:21:22,670
- Okay, how about a toast
to Chuck and Serena?

1351
01:21:22,670 --> 01:21:24,398
- [All] To Chuck and Serena!

1352
01:21:24,398 --> 01:21:29,075
- Director Daniels, Director
Daniels, Director Daniels.

1353
01:21:29,075 --> 01:21:30,975
Are you guys having a party right now?

1354
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:35,683
Sorry to interrupt Marge,

1355
01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:38,950
New Orleans PD just called,

1356
01:21:38,950 --> 01:21:41,000
they got reports of dead bodies

1357
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,970
walking around the graveyards,

1358
01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:45,033
and they need agents, stack.

1359
01:21:46,810 --> 01:21:47,973
- You guys in?

1360
01:21:49,274 --> 01:21:50,670
- What do you say?

1361
01:21:50,670 --> 01:21:52,120
- We break the arrest record.

1362
01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:54,740
- Count us in, Marge,

1363
01:21:54,740 --> 01:21:57,513
but, first, there's
something we need to do.

1364
01:22:01,340 --> 01:22:06,340
(camera shuttering)
(uptempo punk music)

1365
01:22:12,460 --> 01:22:15,913
- Hey, I'm here with Serena
Foz, and Chuckles, Chuckles.

1366
01:22:17,350 --> 01:22:18,670
What is it?
- Chuck Lawson.

1367
01:22:18,670 --> 01:22:21,390
- Chuck Lawson, they just saved the world,

1368
01:22:21,390 --> 01:22:23,260
and they're here to talk about it.

1369
01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:25,783
One thing that I ask all my
guests that saved the world,

1370
01:22:26,660 --> 01:22:29,080
you must have a story, you must have a,

1371
01:22:29,080 --> 01:22:30,858
just a great story.
- Do we?

1372
01:22:30,858 --> 01:22:31,820
- Yeah, as a matter of fact,

1373
01:22:31,820 --> 01:22:33,790
no, actually it's mostly just kicking ass

1374
01:22:33,790 --> 01:22:34,950
all the time.

1375
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:36,710
You know nothing real funny about it.

1376
01:22:36,710 --> 01:22:38,740
- We punched out a pizza guy.

1377
01:22:38,740 --> 01:22:43,190
- So, let's say they are
making a movie about all this,

1378
01:22:43,190 --> 01:22:44,940
about saving the world--
- Oh wow.

1379
01:22:46,090 --> 01:22:49,233
- Who are they casting,
who's Chuck and Serena?

1380
01:22:51,190 --> 01:22:55,142
- I think I would have
to go with Chenga Carlson

1381
01:22:55,142 --> 01:22:57,110
from the Carlson twins, you know?

1382
01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:58,470
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1383
01:22:58,470 --> 01:23:00,113
- The great William Shakespeare.

1384
01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:02,210
- William Shakespeare?
- William Shakespeare.

1385
01:23:02,210 --> 01:23:05,273
- All right, bold choice.
- Great actor of yesteryear.

1386
01:23:06,534 --> 01:23:08,461
- He's a writer.
- Writer.

1387
01:23:08,461 --> 01:23:10,219
- Well, he did all kinds of things,

1388
01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:11,740
he was very versatile in all of his skits.

1389
01:23:11,740 --> 01:23:12,573
- Sure.

1390
01:23:14,420 --> 01:23:17,230
- Hi, I'm Chuck Lawson.
- And I'm Serena Fox.

1391
01:23:17,230 --> 01:23:19,180
- And when we're done saving the world.

1392
01:23:19,180 --> 01:23:21,964
- We always reach for
a peanut butter chongo.

1393
01:23:21,964 --> 01:23:25,956
- [Both] Yum, yum, yum,
yum, yum, yum, Chongos.

1394
01:23:25,956 --> 01:23:29,039
(uptempo punk music)

1395
01:24:53,910 --> 01:24:57,250
- [Fazu] So your profile says
that you're six foot one?

1396
01:24:57,250 --> 01:24:59,700
- [Robot] I may have fudged it a little.

1397
01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,697
- [Waiter] Package for Fazu.

1398
01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:04,574
(people talking)

1399
01:25:04,574 --> 01:25:06,657
- [Fazu] Deliver to Fazu?

1400
01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:10,207
What the?

1401
01:25:12,770 --> 01:25:14,372
Chuck Lawson!

1402
01:25:14,372 --> 01:25:17,039
(upbeat music)