1 00:01:10,699 --> 00:01:13,564 What do I say about my brother John? 2 00:02:07,135 --> 00:02:08,447 Hello? 3 00:03:08,645 --> 00:03:10,750 Can you just give me a fucking minute here man? 4 00:03:11,993 --> 00:03:14,720 Please? Thank you. 5 00:03:48,132 --> 00:03:49,306 Hey, yo, John. 6 00:03:50,652 --> 00:03:53,621 I had another one of those crazy dreams last night, bro. 7 00:03:53,621 --> 00:03:55,968 It was fucking crazy. 8 00:03:56,693 --> 00:03:58,384 You and me were at some bar, you know 9 00:03:58,384 --> 00:04:00,248 getting fucked up, taking shots 10 00:04:00,248 --> 00:04:03,078 just having a fucking ball! 11 00:04:03,078 --> 00:04:05,460 And then, you started some shit with some guys, 12 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:07,082 and it got real bad, John. 13 00:04:07,082 --> 00:04:08,981 I mean, it got fucking real bad. Whoa! 14 00:04:10,431 --> 00:04:12,812 I mean, fucking bartender hops over the bar, 15 00:04:12,812 --> 00:04:14,158 grabs a bar stool 16 00:04:14,158 --> 00:04:16,264 and fucking wacks someone with it. 17 00:04:17,265 --> 00:04:18,818 And then, you crack some dude's skull open 18 00:04:18,818 --> 00:04:20,579 with a fucking bottle, 19 00:04:20,579 --> 00:04:21,890 you and me were coated in blood 20 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:24,168 and it looked like some crazy type of war shit, 21 00:04:24,168 --> 00:04:25,480 You know that type of shit 22 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:27,171 where you forget where you're at? 23 00:04:27,171 --> 00:04:30,140 And then, when it all finally dies down and stops, 24 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,004 it wasn't the cops that showed up. 25 00:04:33,212 --> 00:04:36,008 We turn around and it's Ma sitting there. 26 00:04:36,008 --> 00:04:37,596 She'd been watching us the whole time. 27 00:04:37,596 --> 00:04:39,805 Shut the fuck up, man. 28 00:04:39,805 --> 00:04:41,531 And she looked like, 29 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,843 like she looked like she did when she was sick. Ya know? 30 00:04:43,843 --> 00:04:44,672 Yeah. 31 00:04:46,294 --> 00:04:47,295 Barely holding on. 32 00:04:48,745 --> 00:04:50,850 Fucking scarf on her head. 33 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:52,611 Yeah and she was just watching us, man. 34 00:04:52,611 --> 00:04:53,439 Like, 35 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:56,373 looking at us. 36 00:04:59,272 --> 00:05:00,343 Yeah. 37 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,554 Take your vitamins yet? 38 00:05:06,141 --> 00:05:07,833 No, I'm not hungry. 39 00:05:07,833 --> 00:05:09,559 Come on, buddy, a little Vitamin C 40 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,009 to start your day off right. 41 00:05:17,394 --> 00:05:18,982 Let's get rich. 42 00:05:20,155 --> 00:05:21,674 Think about this, bud. 43 00:05:21,674 --> 00:05:23,711 We've been surrounded by free money 44 00:05:23,711 --> 00:05:25,368 our whole fucking lives. 45 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:28,888 Buddy, they prescribed it to you as a little kid. 46 00:05:28,888 --> 00:05:30,407 You were a fucking child 47 00:05:30,407 --> 00:05:32,616 and you were eating this shit. 48 00:05:32,616 --> 00:05:34,238 Free fucking money, 49 00:05:34,238 --> 00:05:35,412 it's sitting around. 50 00:05:36,689 --> 00:05:39,002 All we gotta do now is scoop it up, 51 00:05:39,002 --> 00:05:40,417 and cash it in. 52 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,973 Hey. 53 00:06:02,577 --> 00:06:04,165 I wanna share with you some stuff 54 00:06:04,165 --> 00:06:06,650 that my mind has been marinating on lately. 55 00:06:08,341 --> 00:06:11,137 I've been reading and collecting verses 56 00:06:12,276 --> 00:06:14,693 and I just think there's a conversation here. 57 00:06:16,349 --> 00:06:18,110 Do you know that in a race, all the runners run, 58 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,732 but only one gets the prize? 59 00:06:20,975 --> 00:06:23,149 That means we all start out equal, 60 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:24,461 in the same place. 61 00:06:25,773 --> 00:06:28,016 Why do some of us strive and thrive? 62 00:06:28,016 --> 00:06:29,777 And why do some of us fall behind? 63 00:06:30,985 --> 00:06:33,297 Do not just shadowbox, I love that. 64 00:06:33,297 --> 00:06:36,818 Shadowbox, dodging, left, right, avoiding. 65 00:06:39,407 --> 00:06:40,512 Head-on we go. 66 00:06:40,512 --> 00:06:43,273 We go into it head-on with confidence. 67 00:06:43,273 --> 00:06:44,585 That's how we win this race. 68 00:06:44,585 --> 00:06:47,001 That's how we get the prize. 69 00:06:48,243 --> 00:06:51,902 There is so many fucking people on this planet. 70 00:06:57,321 --> 00:06:58,806 Hey, you got a little um ... 71 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,809 A little warning? 72 00:07:01,809 --> 00:07:03,120 A little warning. 73 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,226 Johnny Officer, Johnny Law. 74 00:07:07,228 --> 00:07:09,023 ♪ Mine eyes have seen the glory ♪ 75 00:07:09,023 --> 00:07:10,473 ♪ Of the coming of the Lord 76 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:13,959 ♪ He is driving down the highway in a '57 Ford ♪ 77 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:15,167 ♪ With one foot on the throttle ♪ 78 00:07:15,167 --> 00:07:16,168 ♪ And another on a bottle 79 00:07:16,168 --> 00:07:18,584 ♪ Of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer 80 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:22,381 ♪ Glory! Glory! Hallelujah 81 00:07:22,381 --> 00:07:26,178 ♪ Teacher struck me with the ruler ♪ 82 00:07:26,178 --> 00:07:28,283 ♪ So I shot her in her seater 83 00:07:28,283 --> 00:07:29,802 ♪ with a 45 repeater 84 00:07:29,802 --> 00:07:33,081 ♪ And she ain't comin' back no more ♪ 85 00:07:33,081 --> 00:07:34,048 Get the boil goin', huh? 86 00:07:34,048 --> 00:07:35,670 Get that boil goin'! 87 00:07:41,434 --> 00:07:44,886 Put a little hair on your chest, already. 88 00:07:47,199 --> 00:07:48,890 And one for the chef. 89 00:07:50,271 --> 00:07:51,168 Here we fucking go. 90 00:07:51,168 --> 00:07:52,480 Oh, a little bump in the road. 91 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,343 Here we go. 92 00:07:53,343 --> 00:07:54,447 You know what that means. 93 00:07:54,447 --> 00:07:55,379 A little bump in the road. 94 00:07:55,379 --> 00:07:56,691 - Ready? - All right. 95 00:07:56,691 --> 00:07:58,175 Hold on to your butts. 96 00:07:58,175 --> 00:07:59,004 Ready? 97 00:08:00,039 --> 00:08:02,145 Wait for it. Wait for it. 98 00:08:07,944 --> 00:08:09,221 All right, now, put it in reverse. 99 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,291 - I wanna do one. - Hell no, man. 100 00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:11,534 - Come on, I wanna do one. - Hell no. 101 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:12,258 That's not fucking fair, come on. 102 00:08:12,258 --> 00:08:13,570 We're going north. 103 00:08:13,570 --> 00:08:14,157 All right, then turn around and go for it. 104 00:08:14,157 --> 00:08:15,330 Nah, man. 105 00:08:15,330 --> 00:08:17,229 Whatever, I'm doing two then. 106 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:26,272 Okay. 107 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:42,116 Are you sure you wanna go again? 108 00:08:42,116 --> 00:08:43,531 Let's fucking go. 109 00:08:43,531 --> 00:08:44,843 'Cause, you know, last time 110 00:08:44,843 --> 00:08:46,120 you barely made it halfway through. 111 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,293 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. 112 00:08:47,293 --> 00:08:48,709 All right, one more thing before I start. - Yeah? 113 00:08:48,709 --> 00:08:50,780 You gotta keep tempo with me. - Yeah. 114 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:51,574 I'm not slowing this down 115 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:52,713 to teach it to you. 116 00:08:52,713 --> 00:08:53,886 Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. 117 00:08:53,886 --> 00:08:54,887 I hear you, let's go. 118 00:08:54,887 --> 00:08:56,095 - All right? - Let's go. 119 00:08:56,095 --> 00:09:06,589 ♪ Flee fly flo 120 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:14,044 ♪ Amma lamma kuma lamma amma lamma vista ♪ 121 00:09:14,044 --> 00:09:20,913 ♪ Oh no no no, not the vista 122 00:09:20,913 --> 00:09:26,781 ♪ Eenie meanie este meanie ooh wachawanameanie ♪ 123 00:09:26,781 --> 00:09:32,269 ♪ Ahcha meanie oohwachawanameanie wa ♪ 124 00:09:32,269 --> 00:09:33,788 ♪ Beatinbellyotindotin 125 00:09:33,788 --> 00:09:35,203 ♪ Boboskidditindottin 126 00:09:35,203 --> 00:09:36,342 ♪ Boboquattindottin 127 00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:37,896 ♪ Bottindottinchow! 128 00:09:37,896 --> 00:09:39,242 ♪ Beatinbellyotindotin 129 00:09:39,242 --> 00:09:40,277 ♪ Boboskidditindottin 130 00:09:40,277 --> 00:09:41,624 ♪ Boboquattindottin 131 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,108 ♪ Bottindottinchow! 132 00:09:43,108 --> 00:09:44,350 - Oh shit! - Ciao motherfucker! 133 00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:46,007 - Ciao! That's how the. - Hell yeah, dude! 134 00:09:46,007 --> 00:09:47,733 - Italians say goodbye, baby. - That shit's what 135 00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:49,045 I'm talking about. Ciao, baby! - Goodbye, baby! 136 00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:50,184 Ciao, bella! 137 00:09:50,184 --> 00:09:52,255 Damn, you finally got it, man. 138 00:09:52,255 --> 00:09:53,187 I'm learning, I'm learning. 139 00:09:53,187 --> 00:09:54,222 Now you can teach it to people. 140 00:09:54,222 --> 00:09:55,327 That's how it goes. 141 00:09:55,327 --> 00:09:57,432 Ma taught it to me. I taught it to you. 142 00:09:57,432 --> 00:09:59,124 You remember that nursery rhyme? 143 00:09:59,124 --> 00:10:00,056 Yo, how'd it go again? 144 00:10:07,477 --> 00:10:09,686 Which means there's this one little peat mouse. 145 00:10:09,686 --> 00:10:11,930 And he wanted to buy something. 146 00:10:11,930 --> 00:10:13,794 So he went to city hall, 147 00:10:13,794 --> 00:10:15,381 but he got lost. 148 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,694 So instead, he sat in the green grass 149 00:10:17,694 --> 00:10:19,247 and completely pissed his pants. 150 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:22,492 Yo, John, I got some advice for you, man. 151 00:10:22,492 --> 00:10:24,356 - What do you got? - With a haircut like that, 152 00:10:24,356 --> 00:10:25,426 you shouldn't be speaking German. 153 00:10:28,153 --> 00:10:29,188 - Motherfucker! - That's what I'm saying 154 00:10:29,188 --> 00:10:32,019 about that! Leather jacket. Skinhead. 155 00:10:32,019 --> 00:10:32,882 Shit man. 156 00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:08,037 Jesus Christ on a fucking crutch man. 157 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,212 This shit is even more beautiful 158 00:13:11,212 --> 00:13:13,732 than I ever fucking imagined. 159 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:19,945 Shangri-La, Shambala, Xanadu. 160 00:13:19,945 --> 00:13:22,396 Your very own private Hearst Mansion. 161 00:13:22,396 --> 00:13:26,572 And kids, the best part is, it comes with a pool. 162 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,850 Ya know when California goes through the ocean, 163 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,644 this will all be beach side estate. 164 00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:32,785 Someone bring me a martini. 165 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,409 I'm gonna do a dive. 166 00:13:54,773 --> 00:13:55,532 Yo John, 167 00:13:57,155 --> 00:13:58,259 I'm not sure the car is gonna make it 168 00:13:58,259 --> 00:13:59,053 all the way, man. 169 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:02,125 What do you mean? 170 00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,576 You feel it over the bumps and shit like that? 171 00:14:04,576 --> 00:14:07,268 The suspension is dropping. It feels rusty. You know? 172 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:11,065 So we'll take it to a shop once we get up there. 173 00:14:12,446 --> 00:14:15,380 Yeah, but I'm just saying like, I don't know. 174 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,485 We've been on the road for a week already. 175 00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:20,903 Got another 3,000 miles to go. 176 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,353 We gotta drive all the way up the coast 177 00:14:23,353 --> 00:14:25,493 with the salt in the air and all that shit? 178 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:27,771 And the gas too. 179 00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:30,291 We spent $500 on gas just to get this far. 180 00:14:31,327 --> 00:14:32,845 Let me ask you some Jacob, 181 00:14:32,845 --> 00:14:34,537 how much of your fucking grill cost? 182 00:14:34,537 --> 00:14:37,402 Why the fuck you gotta keep bringing that up, man? 183 00:14:37,402 --> 00:14:39,611 I can spend my money however the fuck I want to. Damn. 184 00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,130 Bro, I'm just saying, 185 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,063 what the fuck are you worried about gas for? 186 00:14:43,063 --> 00:14:44,857 But what I'M just saying is like, 187 00:14:46,273 --> 00:14:47,274 listen. 188 00:14:48,758 --> 00:14:51,071 We're in the middle of the fucking desert, right? 189 00:14:51,071 --> 00:14:51,968 Right. 190 00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:53,970 We've driven all this way. 191 00:14:53,970 --> 00:14:54,798 Correct. 192 00:14:54,798 --> 00:14:56,248 We're in California. 193 00:14:56,248 --> 00:14:57,594 Yeah. 194 00:14:57,594 --> 00:15:00,149 What's the biggest place in California? 195 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,358 I don't know Jacob, the fucking ocean. 196 00:15:02,358 --> 00:15:03,152 No bro. 197 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:05,706 LA. 198 00:15:06,776 --> 00:15:07,777 What about it? 199 00:15:07,777 --> 00:15:10,366 LA bro. Hollywood. 200 00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:11,815 It's like the land of the movie stars. 201 00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:13,679 I mean, there's real money there. 202 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,509 People are flying in from all over the country, 203 00:15:15,509 --> 00:15:16,820 all over the world, 204 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,305 similar like they do in Florida. 205 00:15:18,305 --> 00:15:19,927 But, instead it's real money. 206 00:15:19,927 --> 00:15:21,308 Not just Miami trash. 207 00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:23,620 We're talking about rich movie stars 208 00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:25,312 with drug problems kinda money. 209 00:15:25,312 --> 00:15:26,865 Okay, okay. 210 00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:29,488 What is your fucking point? 211 00:15:29,488 --> 00:15:31,042 I'm just saying like 212 00:15:31,042 --> 00:15:34,459 we could sell these pills literally fucking anywhere, man. 213 00:15:34,459 --> 00:15:35,632 People are gobbling this shit up 214 00:15:35,632 --> 00:15:37,151 in every state in the country 215 00:15:37,151 --> 00:15:38,532 and we're trying to drive across 216 00:15:38,532 --> 00:15:40,603 two fucking borders to get to Anchorage, 217 00:15:40,603 --> 00:15:42,985 bumble-fuck Alaska for what? 218 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:46,333 Set up a fucking trap house in an igloo? 219 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:48,542 Bro, let's just run those Los Angeles numbers 220 00:15:48,542 --> 00:15:50,337 real quick here, okay? 221 00:15:50,337 --> 00:15:52,649 Tell me, what does one pill cost us? 222 00:15:52,649 --> 00:15:54,479 Nothing, we jacked 'em. 223 00:15:54,479 --> 00:15:57,689 Absolutely correct. Literally cost us fucking nothing. 224 00:15:57,689 --> 00:16:00,485 Now that one pill in Los Angeles, 225 00:16:00,485 --> 00:16:02,038 you know what it's gonna be worth? 226 00:16:02,038 --> 00:16:03,488 15 fucking bucks. 227 00:16:03,488 --> 00:16:04,730 And you know why? 228 00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:06,042 'Cause there's clinics all the way 229 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:06,974 from Beverly Hills down to Skid Row. 230 00:16:06,974 --> 00:16:08,217 We could sell 'em for 25. 231 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,184 I know kids who sold 'em for 25. 232 00:16:10,184 --> 00:16:11,634 All right, let's say 25 then. 233 00:16:11,634 --> 00:16:13,187 So you can do for 25, okay? 234 00:16:13,187 --> 00:16:16,397 Anchorage, Alaska? 10 times the fucking amount. 235 00:16:16,397 --> 00:16:18,813 Okay? 250 dollars a pop. 236 00:16:18,813 --> 00:16:20,746 You keep saying 250 John. 237 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:23,611 Who the fuck is buying a pill for 250? 238 00:16:23,611 --> 00:16:24,785 That's what fucking Ugly said. 239 00:16:24,785 --> 00:16:27,063 He went up there with a couple few bottles came back. 240 00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:29,203 Oh, so Ugly says that you can sell them for 250 241 00:16:29,203 --> 00:16:32,275 and you believe that shit, but you won't listen to me? 242 00:16:32,275 --> 00:16:33,414 I don't know, bro. 243 00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:34,657 How about a buck 50? 244 00:16:34,657 --> 00:16:36,210 Buck 50 is too high, man. 245 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:39,662 Okay then say 100 dollars a pop Jacob. 246 00:16:39,662 --> 00:16:44,253 Bro, you gotta realize something here, okay. 247 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:47,118 What we're talking about is Alaska, 248 00:16:47,118 --> 00:16:48,636 okay, 249 00:16:48,636 --> 00:16:50,431 fucking fishermen. 250 00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:53,607 These goddamn bastards go out on a fucking boat 251 00:16:53,607 --> 00:16:54,918 for three to five months at a time, 252 00:16:54,918 --> 00:16:57,749 and when these crazy assholes come back with their five G's, 253 00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:58,922 guess what they wanna do? 254 00:16:58,922 --> 00:17:00,269 Get fucked up. 255 00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:04,307 All right. So stop me when I'm wrong, Mr. Hollywood. 256 00:17:04,307 --> 00:17:06,206 We got 30 pills to a bag. 257 00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:08,380 We got three bags per teddy bear. 258 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:10,451 That would be 90 pills per teddy bear. 259 00:17:10,451 --> 00:17:13,075 Now, we got 40 fucking teddy bears in the trunk. 260 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,317 90 times 40, if you do the math, 261 00:17:14,317 --> 00:17:17,700 which I have, is 3,600 pills. 262 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,771 Three-six-zero-zero. 263 00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:22,843 Okay, now your trunk in Los Angeles at $25 a pop 264 00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,189 is worth 90 grand. 265 00:17:24,189 --> 00:17:28,159 You know what 90 grand is gonna get you bro in Los Angeles? 266 00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:30,333 - What John? - It's gonna get you a year worth 267 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:31,472 of fucking bus rides brother. 268 00:17:31,472 --> 00:17:34,579 Now that same fucking trunk in Anchorage, Alaska? 269 00:17:34,579 --> 00:17:39,308 360 thousand dollars, bro. 270 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,344 That's over a third of a million dollars bro. 271 00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:44,968 And that's if they go for a hundred a pop. 272 00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,316 But Jake, if you still believe in the fucking dream 273 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,145 like I still believe in the fucking dream, 274 00:17:49,145 --> 00:17:52,010 and you know we can push 'em for 250, 275 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:54,254 like I know we could push 'em for 250? 276 00:17:54,254 --> 00:17:57,257 Then that little trunk of yours out there brother, 277 00:17:57,257 --> 00:18:00,674 900 thousand dollars. 278 00:18:00,674 --> 00:18:04,747 My brother, you're a millionaire already. 279 00:18:05,092 --> 00:18:07,646 I'm looking at a millionaire right now 280 00:18:07,646 --> 00:18:10,132 and he won't even accept it. 281 00:18:10,235 --> 00:18:13,445 Well, accept Jake. Accept it bro. 282 00:18:13,445 --> 00:18:17,622 Because it all becomes very fucking real the second we get 283 00:18:17,622 --> 00:18:18,761 to Anchorage, Alaska. 284 00:18:23,006 --> 00:18:25,630 Shit. - Right? 285 00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:28,046 Damn. - A million dollars bro. 286 00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:29,323 How're you gonna turn down a million dollars 287 00:18:29,323 --> 00:18:30,152 'cause you wanna go see the fucking ocean? 288 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,187 Guess what? 289 00:18:31,187 --> 00:18:32,982 They got the ocean up in Alaska too, bro. 290 00:18:32,982 --> 00:18:34,328 That's where all these fucking fishermen go 291 00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:36,365 to catch the little fucking fish. 292 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,780 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 293 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,264 You know what I'm saying? Movie star what, movie star who? 294 00:18:39,264 --> 00:18:40,921 You wanna go visit the walk of fame? 295 00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:41,680 All right, I get it. 296 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,268 I've been to Los Angeles bro. 297 00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:44,890 Here's an insider tip. 298 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,790 All it is, is a Steely Dan song. 299 00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,550 You got seagulls, you got gridlock and that's about it. 300 00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:51,034 John, all right, I get it man. 301 00:18:51,034 --> 00:18:53,175 You know what I'm saying, let's do it bro. 302 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,384 Let's keep going to Anchorage. 303 00:18:56,247 --> 00:18:57,213 No Jake. 304 00:18:58,283 --> 00:19:05,152 Let's get fucking rich buddy. It's our fucking turn. 305 00:19:07,568 --> 00:19:08,535 Seriously, man. 306 00:19:09,777 --> 00:19:11,365 I mean it's like, 307 00:19:11,365 --> 00:19:13,264 you know some people are already making some serious money 308 00:19:13,264 --> 00:19:16,370 off of this shit. So why not you and me? 309 00:19:16,370 --> 00:19:17,820 A million bucks bro. 310 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:19,580 A million bucks man? 311 00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:24,930 Yo, I'm tired of being poor, man. 312 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:26,415 I feel like I fucking smell poor. 313 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,864 Jake, you gotta stop thinking poor buddy. 314 00:19:27,864 --> 00:19:31,213 You gotta stop thinking poor. That's the first move. 315 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,317 A million bucks? 316 00:19:32,317 --> 00:19:33,491 A million fucking bucks. 317 00:19:33,491 --> 00:19:35,596 Yo, I'm not gonna have eight gold teeth. 318 00:19:35,596 --> 00:19:38,254 I'm gonna have 48 gold teeth. 319 00:19:38,254 --> 00:19:39,600 My brother, I'm gonna buy you extra teeth 320 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,257 so you look like Jaws, like a shark. 321 00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:44,709 I'm gonna have six sets. Now that's a flex man. 322 00:19:44,709 --> 00:19:45,986 Don't flex too hard. Don't flex too hard. 323 00:19:45,986 --> 00:19:46,918 Fucking rose gold, 324 00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:48,540 platinum, diamond studded. 325 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,232 Every kind of K you can think of. 326 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:51,233 Now we're talking. 327 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,889 See that's what's good. This is what's good. 328 00:19:52,889 --> 00:19:54,097 Yo, I'm gonna have a watch 329 00:19:54,097 --> 00:19:56,272 for every fucking day of the week, man. 330 00:19:56,272 --> 00:19:57,377 No, fuck that. You're gonna have a watch 331 00:19:57,377 --> 00:19:58,550 for every day of the month. 332 00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,552 Fuck that, I'm gonna have a watch 333 00:20:00,552 --> 00:20:01,795 for every hour of the fucking day. 334 00:20:01,795 --> 00:20:03,969 You're gonna have a watch for every day of the year 335 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,937 so you got an extra watch on leap years, buddy! 336 00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:07,456 Yo, you know what I'm not gonna buy though? 337 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,181 - What's that? - Fucking 20 new suits 338 00:20:09,181 --> 00:20:11,425 and matching red bottom shoes. Fuck am I wearing suits for? 339 00:20:11,425 --> 00:20:12,909 Bro, you know what I am gonna buy though? 340 00:20:12,909 --> 00:20:14,566 What? 341 00:20:14,566 --> 00:20:15,567 Nothing. 342 00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:17,051 - I'm gonna buy fucking nothing. - All right. 343 00:20:17,051 --> 00:20:18,398 Why, you buy a house 344 00:20:18,398 --> 00:20:20,469 and now you gotta white picket fence and a truck 345 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,987 and some kids and a dog and 2.5 kids, 346 00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,782 and there's more kids. I'm not doing that shit! 347 00:20:23,782 --> 00:20:25,405 Where you getting kids from John? 348 00:20:25,405 --> 00:20:28,408 Bro, I ain't doing it Jacob. 349 00:20:28,408 --> 00:20:29,374 Who the fuck is giving you kids John? 350 00:20:29,374 --> 00:20:30,341 Bro, I'm sitting on a mountain top 351 00:20:30,341 --> 00:20:32,964 and I'm throwing paper airplane $1 bills 352 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:34,137 into the fucking ocean, bro. 353 00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:35,104 - Hell yeah. - Huh?! 354 00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:36,174 - What? - Tell 'em! 355 00:20:36,174 --> 00:20:40,765 Yo. Yo. I got Oxies and-- and Roxies. 356 00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:42,905 And Xanies and Norcos. 357 00:20:42,905 --> 00:20:45,528 I got a trunk full of pills 358 00:20:45,528 --> 00:20:47,150 that we licked from the East Coast. 359 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:48,738 I'm driving 'cross the country, 360 00:20:48,738 --> 00:20:51,154 burning rubber like some burnt toast! 361 00:20:51,154 --> 00:20:54,399 He's from Sistrunk. I'm from Chicago. 362 00:20:54,399 --> 00:20:56,263 - What? - We came to get drunk. 363 00:20:56,263 --> 00:20:59,887 Y'all know you can't even fuck with me bitch. 364 00:20:59,887 --> 00:21:00,923 - What? - You know why? 365 00:21:00,923 --> 00:21:03,166 I'm about to fucking be rich. 366 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:04,133 And if you're talking shit 367 00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:06,100 I got my bat to bust you some stitches 368 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:09,172 because you just little bitches and next thing you know, 369 00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:12,003 y'all be swimming with the fishes! 370 00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:14,695 Two brothers getting fucked up rolling fatties. 371 00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:17,836 Never let my brother drive because he crashed my Caddy. 372 00:21:17,836 --> 00:21:19,838 That's why I got this busted out whip. 373 00:21:19,838 --> 00:21:20,977 - Haddy! - Fuck yo Daddy! 374 00:21:22,116 --> 00:21:24,187 Yeah, that's right. That's right. - That's right. 375 00:21:24,187 --> 00:21:25,016 Fuck you man. 376 00:25:28,293 --> 00:25:30,399 I don't feel... 377 00:25:47,485 --> 00:25:49,901 You all right buddy? 378 00:25:49,901 --> 00:25:51,247 Walk it off, come on, get up. 379 00:25:51,247 --> 00:25:52,421 Walk it off a little bit. 380 00:25:53,422 --> 00:25:54,975 Walk around a little bit Jake. 381 00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:57,564 Just take a few steps, you'll feel better, buddy. 382 00:25:58,461 --> 00:26:03,950 Jake, come on! 383 00:26:03,950 --> 00:26:05,745 Help me out. Help me out. Stand up a little. 384 00:26:05,745 --> 00:26:07,367 Stand up with me buddy. 385 00:26:07,367 --> 00:26:08,264 There you go. 386 00:26:08,264 --> 00:26:09,334 No, you're good. You're good. 387 00:26:10,577 --> 00:26:12,268 All right, lets just walk a little bit. 388 00:26:12,268 --> 00:26:13,580 Okay. Okay. Okay. 389 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:15,168 All right, Let me try this again. 390 00:26:15,168 --> 00:26:17,170 Get up, all right there you go. 391 00:26:17,170 --> 00:26:19,448 Put your left arm around me now, okay. 392 00:26:19,448 --> 00:26:20,898 Here we go. 393 00:26:20,898 --> 00:26:21,657 All right, now listen to me. 394 00:26:21,657 --> 00:26:23,625 Your left foot is George 395 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,143 and your right foot is Washington. 396 00:26:25,143 --> 00:26:26,144 Okay? 397 00:26:26,144 --> 00:26:30,252 George. Washington. 398 00:26:30,252 --> 00:26:31,356 You're doing it. 399 00:26:31,356 --> 00:26:36,154 George. Washington. 400 00:26:36,154 --> 00:26:37,569 George! All right! 401 00:26:37,569 --> 00:26:39,813 All right, okay. 402 00:26:39,813 --> 00:26:41,953 That's all right, man. 403 00:26:41,953 --> 00:26:43,472 We got you buddy. 404 00:26:45,370 --> 00:26:46,993 You're gonna be fine. 405 00:26:48,235 --> 00:26:50,168 You're gonna be fine, man. 406 00:26:50,168 --> 00:26:51,998 Just come back to me. 407 00:26:51,998 --> 00:26:53,102 It's all right. 408 00:26:55,346 --> 00:26:57,279 It's all right. 409 00:26:57,279 --> 00:26:58,073 It's okay. 410 00:27:00,972 --> 00:27:03,388 You're fine man, you're fine. 411 00:27:06,357 --> 00:27:09,809 Just stay here, stay with me. 412 00:27:21,199 --> 00:27:23,201 ] 413 00:29:13,277 --> 00:29:14,071 Hey John? 414 00:29:20,146 --> 00:29:20,940 John! 415 00:29:25,876 --> 00:29:26,669 Fuck! 416 00:30:16,547 --> 00:30:20,068 No no no no. - Ok alright, ok, haha... 417 00:30:40,122 --> 00:30:42,297 - Jake, come on! Come on! - Get off me! 418 00:30:42,297 --> 00:30:43,677 - Come on motherfucker! - Get the fuck off me! 419 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,127 Let's go! 420 00:30:45,127 --> 00:30:46,232 Get the fuck off me! 421 00:30:46,232 --> 00:30:48,268 That's right! What son?! 422 00:30:48,268 --> 00:30:50,546 Sistrunk motherfucker! 423 00:30:52,307 --> 00:30:55,586 Let's fucking roll. 424 00:31:03,594 --> 00:31:06,804 What the fuck did you do that for huh?! 425 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:10,635 What the fuck were you thinking, man? 426 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:12,879 How did that get started, John? 427 00:31:12,879 --> 00:31:15,364 I had that shit under control and by the way, 428 00:31:15,364 --> 00:31:16,641 I don't need you coming 429 00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:18,022 in fighting all my fucking battles all the time 430 00:31:18,022 --> 00:31:19,403 neither, thank you very much. 431 00:31:19,403 --> 00:31:22,095 I'm walking down the road, looking for my car, 432 00:31:22,095 --> 00:31:24,304 I see you getting jumped by two fucking assholes. 433 00:31:24,304 --> 00:31:25,443 Here's a solution Jake. 434 00:31:25,443 --> 00:31:27,169 Don't be walking down the fucking road. 435 00:31:27,169 --> 00:31:28,826 You're breathing down my neck, bro. 436 00:31:28,826 --> 00:31:31,208 You are breathing down my fucking neck man. 437 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:33,175 Who started the fight John? 438 00:31:33,175 --> 00:31:36,420 You! You came in with your little baseball bat, 439 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,628 like a fucking berserker 440 00:31:37,628 --> 00:31:39,250 and you're busting in heads left and right. 441 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,425 Fuck am I supposed to do about that? 442 00:31:41,425 --> 00:31:43,392 Yo, when have I ever let you take my car? 443 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,188 What the fuck does that have 444 00:31:46,188 --> 00:31:47,362 to do with anything man? 445 00:31:47,362 --> 00:31:48,501 Listen, I was gonna dump 446 00:31:48,501 --> 00:31:49,778 a couple of Roxies to these assholes, 447 00:31:49,778 --> 00:31:51,159 I was gonna get you some champagne, 448 00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,988 I was trying to do some nice for you fucker. 449 00:31:52,988 --> 00:31:54,403 Oh yeah, and how did that turn out? 450 00:31:54,403 --> 00:31:56,716 You bashed two fucking fuckers heads in Jake. 451 00:31:56,716 --> 00:31:58,131 You were about to get your ass whooped 452 00:31:58,131 --> 00:31:59,132 on the side of the road. 453 00:31:59,132 --> 00:32:01,272 Yeah, says you. 454 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:02,929 The fuck John. 455 00:32:02,929 --> 00:32:04,931 I thought we were trying to lay low, bro. 456 00:32:04,931 --> 00:32:06,484 Oh fuck you motherfucker. 457 00:32:06,484 --> 00:32:07,623 You know you liked it. 458 00:32:07,623 --> 00:32:08,762 Fuck off. 459 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:10,626 Oh no, no, no, no, no Jakey. 460 00:32:10,626 --> 00:32:12,456 We don't get to skip that part 461 00:32:12,456 --> 00:32:13,871 'cause see there's this little smile 462 00:32:13,871 --> 00:32:15,010 on the corner of your lip, 463 00:32:15,010 --> 00:32:16,184 when you come in and you bash in 464 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,186 Mr. Rotten Pumpkin Head, bam! 465 00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,050 And then this fucker's teeth go flying 466 00:32:20,050 --> 00:32:23,294 like the 4th of July fireworks, come on buddy. 467 00:32:23,294 --> 00:32:24,364 Come on. 468 00:32:25,331 --> 00:32:27,471 You can't tell me that you didn't like it 469 00:32:27,471 --> 00:32:28,472 just a little bit. 470 00:32:33,511 --> 00:32:35,306 That's not the point man. 471 00:32:35,306 --> 00:32:37,377 The point is I gotta keep sticking my neck out 472 00:32:37,377 --> 00:32:38,965 every time you decide to start a fight. 473 00:32:38,965 --> 00:32:41,692 Why are we even talking about this still. 474 00:32:41,692 --> 00:32:43,004 Okay, it's done. 475 00:32:43,004 --> 00:32:44,867 We had a fun time. Put it behind us. 476 00:32:44,867 --> 00:32:46,317 Had a fun fucking time? 477 00:32:46,317 --> 00:32:47,663 Fucking, I don't know what you want. 478 00:32:47,663 --> 00:32:49,286 What the fuck do you want me to say, all right? 479 00:32:49,286 --> 00:32:50,873 I try do something nice for you, 480 00:32:50,873 --> 00:32:52,841 I fucked up, I'm sorry. 481 00:32:52,841 --> 00:32:54,256 Then you come in on a rampage 482 00:32:54,256 --> 00:32:55,947 and now that's supposed to be my fault? 483 00:32:55,947 --> 00:32:57,225 Sorry buddy, not doing it. 484 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,295 Yo, shut your mouth John. 485 00:32:58,295 --> 00:32:59,399 Whatever you say bro. 486 00:32:59,399 --> 00:33:00,849 Shut your fucking mouth John! 487 00:33:00,849 --> 00:33:01,988 You didn't think this one through did you? 488 00:33:01,988 --> 00:33:03,817 Neither did you! 489 00:33:12,516 --> 00:33:14,345 You left me John. 490 00:33:14,345 --> 00:33:16,451 What the fuck ever man. 491 00:33:16,692 --> 00:33:18,694 Bottom line, you fucking left me in that house 492 00:33:18,694 --> 00:33:19,730 all by myself. 493 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:21,594 - Oh fuck dude. - And you took my fucking car. 494 00:33:21,594 --> 00:33:24,114 No, the bottom line Jacob, 495 00:33:24,114 --> 00:33:26,047 is I was fucking fine without you. 496 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:26,875 Oh you were fine? 497 00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:28,256 Yeah. 498 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,602 Then I should have just let you stay there then. 499 00:33:29,602 --> 00:33:30,775 You would've been fine getting jumped 500 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:31,673 by those two fucking assholes huh! 501 00:33:31,673 --> 00:33:32,708 Jake. 502 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,227 I was working it out with them. 503 00:33:34,227 --> 00:33:35,746 I was talking to 'em. 504 00:33:35,746 --> 00:33:37,196 I almost had their fucking money in my hand. 505 00:33:37,196 --> 00:33:38,783 What the fuck are you trying 506 00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:40,578 to flip a couple Roxies for on the side of the road? 507 00:33:40,578 --> 00:33:42,166 We got a million fucking dollars in the trunk! 508 00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:44,065 Not till we get to Anchorage. 509 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,790 Exactly! 510 00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:47,723 So quit fucking around, man. 511 00:33:47,723 --> 00:33:49,035 Just shut the fuck up and sit there, 512 00:33:49,035 --> 00:33:50,312 I'm trying to fucking drive. 513 00:33:50,312 --> 00:33:52,797 All right. All right. All right. 514 00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:56,353 Just let me smoke a cigarette 515 00:33:56,353 --> 00:33:58,424 and figure this shit out. 516 00:34:00,633 --> 00:34:04,292 Something is seriously fucking wrong with you. 517 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:10,470 Damn, that was fun though, come on! 518 00:34:10,470 --> 00:34:12,369 You can't tell me you didn't get your blood going. 519 00:34:12,369 --> 00:34:13,818 That was a little buh buh buh buh buh buh. 520 00:34:13,818 --> 00:34:15,337 Get me bubbling, baby. 521 00:34:15,337 --> 00:34:16,683 Woo! 522 00:34:16,683 --> 00:34:18,271 Fuck, are you hungry? I'm hungry. 523 00:34:18,271 --> 00:34:20,342 No, John. I'm not hungry. 524 00:34:20,342 --> 00:34:23,759 All right, liquid lunch it is then. 525 00:34:25,175 --> 00:34:27,418 Cut that shit out, man. 526 00:34:27,418 --> 00:34:29,938 It's out. Here, I got you. 527 00:34:38,671 --> 00:34:40,535 And so it is written, 528 00:34:40,535 --> 00:34:42,468 no sooner are seeds planted, 529 00:34:42,468 --> 00:34:44,159 no sooner are they sown, 530 00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:47,507 than the whirlwind sweeps them away like chaff. 531 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,131 The store houses are in ruins. 532 00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:52,236 The granaries have been torn down, 533 00:34:52,236 --> 00:34:54,652 for the grains have dried up. 534 00:34:55,101 --> 00:34:58,000 Both high and low will die in this land. 535 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,796 They will not be buried nor mourned. 536 00:35:00,796 --> 00:35:02,281 No one will cut themselves 537 00:35:02,281 --> 00:35:04,524 or shave their head for the dead. 538 00:35:04,524 --> 00:35:06,216 The dead bodies of men will lie 539 00:35:06,216 --> 00:35:08,183 like refuse on the open field, 540 00:35:08,183 --> 00:35:09,978 like cut grain behind the Reaper 541 00:35:09,978 --> 00:35:11,393 with no one to gather them. 542 00:35:12,394 --> 00:35:14,016 Wherever the corpses are, 543 00:35:14,016 --> 00:35:16,364 there the vultures will gather. 544 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:19,160 For we are considered as sheep to be slaughtered. 545 00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,644 And it is for your sake 546 00:35:20,644 --> 00:35:23,302 we face death all day long. 547 00:35:23,302 --> 00:35:24,337 Amen. 548 00:35:49,949 --> 00:35:51,192 What was it? 549 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:00,235 Okay. 550 00:36:12,247 --> 00:36:14,076 That's a home run. 551 00:36:23,154 --> 00:36:27,055 Strike one, foul ball. Nothing but a whiff baby. 552 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,403 Let's see if he's got anything in him folks. 553 00:36:31,646 --> 00:36:35,684 Oh, another foul ball. Strike two. 554 00:36:35,684 --> 00:36:36,754 Come on batter. 555 00:36:36,754 --> 00:36:38,549 Hit it like you love it batter. 556 00:36:38,549 --> 00:36:41,380 Hit it like you love it. 557 00:36:41,380 --> 00:36:43,761 Oh, and he sends one out to center field, 558 00:36:43,761 --> 00:36:45,038 he's going around first, 559 00:36:45,038 --> 00:36:46,419 he's coming up to second, 560 00:36:46,419 --> 00:36:48,352 and the kid's gonna stay at second! 561 00:36:48,352 --> 00:36:50,147 Folks, can we give him a round of applause? 562 00:36:50,147 --> 00:36:51,597 That's not easy work for a rookie. 563 00:36:52,908 --> 00:36:54,876 Now the moment we've all been waiting for. 564 00:36:54,876 --> 00:36:57,154 The real swinging fucking dick 565 00:36:57,154 --> 00:36:59,432 comes up to plate. 566 00:36:59,432 --> 00:37:01,917 And the crowd goes goddamn wild 567 00:37:01,917 --> 00:37:04,403 like it's the fucking Colosseum baby. 568 00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:07,958 Next up to bat, John Schmidt. 569 00:37:07,958 --> 00:37:09,580 This boy tall and lanky. 570 00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,582 Not a single ounce of muscle on his whole body. 571 00:37:11,582 --> 00:37:14,240 Hasn't hit a ball since the day he was born. 572 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,793 Pitcher winds up for a pitch, 573 00:37:15,793 --> 00:37:18,382 spits his wad of dip into the pitcher's mound. 574 00:37:18,382 --> 00:37:19,418 The pitch comes in. 575 00:37:19,418 --> 00:37:22,283 Oh strike! John thinks he connects, 576 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:23,284 but he didn't. 577 00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:25,803 And the crowd is laughing and booing. 578 00:37:25,803 --> 00:37:30,152 Boo! 579 00:37:30,152 --> 00:37:31,257 The wind took it! 580 00:37:31,257 --> 00:37:35,088 All right. Pitcher's ready for another one. 581 00:37:35,088 --> 00:37:37,884 His leg is so high in the air he might fall over. 582 00:37:37,884 --> 00:37:39,161 He throws a hot pitch in, 583 00:37:39,161 --> 00:37:41,232 it's a curve ball and John misses. 584 00:37:41,232 --> 00:37:43,925 Oh, that is strike two. 585 00:37:43,925 --> 00:37:44,788 I didn't know you can count 586 00:37:44,788 --> 00:37:46,617 that high motherfucker. 587 00:37:46,617 --> 00:37:48,964 Third pitch, ninth inning, man on second base. 588 00:37:48,964 --> 00:37:51,173 Two outs and a tied game. 589 00:37:51,173 --> 00:37:52,589 John's got a look in his eyes 590 00:37:52,589 --> 00:37:54,625 like he's ready to hit this one out of the park. 591 00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:57,179 The pitcher throws his pitch in. 592 00:37:57,179 --> 00:38:00,286 Oh, and he connects! He makes it! 593 00:38:00,286 --> 00:38:03,358 John rounds first base, he's coming around second! 594 00:38:03,358 --> 00:38:06,361 Jacob is coming in to the home plate! 595 00:38:06,361 --> 00:38:08,121 John is taking his glory run 596 00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:09,640 around the bases, 597 00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,263 and he's coming into the home team. 598 00:38:12,263 --> 00:38:15,197 John's coming in! And, they've done it! 599 00:38:15,197 --> 00:38:16,509 They've won the game! 600 00:38:17,924 --> 00:38:19,857 Let's go to the post-game interview folks. 601 00:38:19,857 --> 00:38:21,272 John, how did you do it? 602 00:38:21,272 --> 00:38:22,308 Well, I'm so glad you asked, but 603 00:38:22,308 --> 00:38:24,206 really I just, uh, I went to the practices. 604 00:38:24,206 --> 00:38:25,276 I really wanna thank 605 00:38:25,276 --> 00:38:26,899 everyone out there in the crowd. 606 00:38:26,899 --> 00:38:28,245 I wanna thank the whole administration behind us. 607 00:38:28,245 --> 00:38:29,488 - Yeah. - Ya know, you go to practice. 608 00:38:29,488 --> 00:38:30,627 You do what you gotta do. 609 00:38:30,627 --> 00:38:32,318 Hey Jacob, what about you? 610 00:38:32,318 --> 00:38:33,940 Yo I couldn't have done it without my brother, John! 611 00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:36,978 - That's right. - Hell yeah. 612 00:38:36,978 --> 00:38:38,531 Hey, how about a little 613 00:38:38,531 --> 00:38:40,361 post-game celebration here? 614 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:41,914 Huh? 615 00:38:41,914 --> 00:38:43,225 - You wanna get high? - Nah man. I'm already high. 616 00:38:43,225 --> 00:38:46,159 Here come on. Here comes Mr. Choo Choo. 617 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:47,368 - Choo Choo! - Man, come on, dude. 618 00:38:47,368 --> 00:38:48,403 You don't wanna cause a crash. 619 00:38:48,403 --> 00:38:50,336 Those lives are on your fucking head, buddy. 620 00:38:50,336 --> 00:38:51,302 - All right. - Choo Choo! 621 00:38:51,302 --> 00:38:52,545 Into the station. 622 00:38:52,545 --> 00:38:54,375 Chugga chugga chugga chugga. 623 00:38:57,412 --> 00:38:59,759 They leave that taste in your mouth. 624 00:38:59,759 --> 00:39:00,691 Yeah. 625 00:39:23,265 --> 00:39:24,335 First of all, 626 00:39:24,335 --> 00:39:25,923 I just wanna thank you all for coming today, 627 00:39:27,718 --> 00:39:29,340 I know nobody wants to be at a church 628 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:30,272 on a weekday. 629 00:39:35,001 --> 00:39:37,556 What do I say about my brother, John? 630 00:39:37,556 --> 00:39:39,143 He was fucking beautiful. 631 00:39:41,283 --> 00:39:42,181 A lot of you in here 632 00:39:42,181 --> 00:39:43,631 have had some run-ins with John. 633 00:39:44,839 --> 00:39:46,427 I see you back there Big Chris. 634 00:39:50,085 --> 00:39:52,225 I don't think he meant anything by it. 635 00:39:53,295 --> 00:39:54,331 He was just, um-- 636 00:39:55,608 --> 00:39:57,368 he was just so full of energy. 637 00:39:57,368 --> 00:39:59,785 So full of life. 638 00:39:59,785 --> 00:40:01,856 He had to lash out, 639 00:40:01,856 --> 00:40:03,029 punch a wall, 640 00:40:05,411 --> 00:40:07,137 dive into the ocean at night. 641 00:40:12,522 --> 00:40:13,971 I'm used to people leaving. 642 00:40:16,526 --> 00:40:17,975 People dying. 643 00:40:20,771 --> 00:40:22,393 It's been happening my whole life. 644 00:40:27,260 --> 00:40:29,366 Yeah, and that's it. 645 00:40:29,366 --> 00:40:30,505 Nice job. 646 00:40:30,505 --> 00:40:31,437 - Very nice. Very sweet of you. - What've you got? 647 00:40:31,437 --> 00:40:33,163 I saw you crying back there. 648 00:40:33,163 --> 00:40:34,164 Yeah, that's what you thought. 649 00:40:34,164 --> 00:40:35,199 You wanna see some crying? 650 00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:37,201 Watch this motherfucker. 651 00:40:38,858 --> 00:40:40,170 I'm gonna keep this real short 652 00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:41,792 and fucking sweet here. 653 00:40:43,276 --> 00:40:45,347 Jacob was my brother. 654 00:40:45,347 --> 00:40:47,557 My little brother. 655 00:40:49,835 --> 00:40:51,526 My only brother. 656 00:40:53,148 --> 00:40:54,322 And-- 657 00:40:55,254 --> 00:40:57,359 If you knew him, 658 00:40:57,359 --> 00:40:59,154 you knew how fucking powerful he was. 659 00:40:59,154 --> 00:41:00,639 And I'm not just talking 660 00:41:00,639 --> 00:41:01,536 about the fights and shit, 661 00:41:01,536 --> 00:41:03,849 I mean, he was fucking great. 662 00:41:03,849 --> 00:41:07,542 And he was gonna do great things. 663 00:41:09,337 --> 00:41:12,374 And if you knew him, you knew that. 664 00:41:12,374 --> 00:41:14,480 And if you didn't, 665 00:41:14,687 --> 00:41:18,449 I fucking feel sorry for you. 666 00:41:19,416 --> 00:41:21,349 I feel fucking sorry for you pal, 667 00:41:21,349 --> 00:41:23,558 'cause it's your fucking loss. 668 00:41:26,596 --> 00:41:28,011 Yeah, that's it. 669 00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:35,501 - Yo, you-- - I almost fucking had you. 670 00:41:35,501 --> 00:41:38,849 - You almost got me. - Bro, I almost fucking had you. 671 00:41:38,849 --> 00:41:40,230 All right, I got one. 672 00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:09,570 Damn. 673 00:42:11,226 --> 00:42:12,573 Look at this shit. 674 00:42:15,610 --> 00:42:17,612 Hey Bill, I'm coming by tomorrow 675 00:42:17,612 --> 00:42:19,062 to mow your lawn. 676 00:42:19,062 --> 00:42:21,064 All right man, I forgot. 677 00:42:21,064 --> 00:42:24,274 I forgot yesterday, I'll come tomorrow! 678 00:42:24,274 --> 00:42:27,104 Shit man, he's always on me. 679 00:42:27,104 --> 00:42:28,278 Hey, get off that! 680 00:42:28,278 --> 00:42:29,382 And get that out of your mouth. 681 00:42:29,382 --> 00:42:31,108 That's caca. 682 00:42:31,108 --> 00:42:32,351 Don't make me tell your mother. 683 00:42:32,351 --> 00:42:33,421 We know your mother. 684 00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:35,078 We know your father too motherfucker. 685 00:42:35,078 --> 00:42:36,562 We know where you live. 686 00:42:36,562 --> 00:42:38,046 Fucking kids man. 687 00:42:39,289 --> 00:42:40,808 I'm telling you, no future for 'em. 688 00:42:43,362 --> 00:42:46,227 Ya know, they got great schools around here, John. 689 00:42:46,227 --> 00:42:47,331 Great schools. 690 00:42:49,057 --> 00:42:50,403 Go Timberwolves! 691 00:42:51,577 --> 00:42:53,061 Nice work out there Wednesday boys! 692 00:42:53,061 --> 00:42:54,580 Nice work! 693 00:42:54,580 --> 00:42:56,133 Party at my place. 694 00:42:57,169 --> 00:42:59,585 Hey, party at my place. 695 00:43:02,484 --> 00:43:04,279 Whatever. 696 00:43:06,488 --> 00:43:07,904 Yo, remember when they used to tell us, 697 00:43:07,904 --> 00:43:10,389 you know, not to smoke out of aluminum cans. 698 00:43:10,389 --> 00:43:11,735 Who said that? 699 00:43:11,735 --> 00:43:13,288 Those kids. 700 00:43:13,288 --> 00:43:15,083 Man, what the fuck was that? 701 00:43:15,083 --> 00:43:16,982 Fuck man, I'm trying to forget stuff. 702 00:43:16,982 --> 00:43:18,293 Yeah, I think that's all bullshit anyways. 703 00:43:18,293 --> 00:43:21,262 I think-- what were you just talking about? 704 00:43:21,262 --> 00:43:22,366 Wait a second, 705 00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:24,023 were we supposed to turn off somewhere? 706 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:26,577 This isn't a good idea. We'll find it. 707 00:43:26,577 --> 00:43:28,372 It's up here man. I swear. 708 00:43:30,374 --> 00:43:32,998 Fucking North is North, right? 709 00:43:35,794 --> 00:43:37,554 Dig this shit bro. 710 00:43:37,554 --> 00:43:40,419 Six piece, dark meat fried chicken. Okay. 711 00:43:41,662 --> 00:43:42,870 You get two sides of your choice. 712 00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:44,526 I'm gonna do corn bread and macaroni cheese, 713 00:43:44,526 --> 00:43:46,874 but you can do whatever you want. That's just me. 714 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,014 You got a free liter of soda too. 715 00:43:49,014 --> 00:43:52,880 And, a chocolate chip cookie, $7.99. 716 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,053 - Damn. - Right? 717 00:43:54,053 --> 00:43:55,158 What you got. 718 00:43:56,677 --> 00:43:58,713 Ooh, one of those grocery store 719 00:43:58,713 --> 00:44:01,129 rotisserie chickens, lemon pepper. 720 00:44:01,129 --> 00:44:02,199 Boy. 721 00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:04,477 Get there fresh after they make it at noon. 722 00:44:05,582 --> 00:44:07,273 Bag of salt and vinegar potato chips. 723 00:44:07,273 --> 00:44:08,205 Yes, sir. 724 00:44:08,205 --> 00:44:09,551 Bottle of brown liquor. 725 00:44:09,551 --> 00:44:10,967 Mmmm! Yeah. Oh wait, wait, wait. 726 00:44:10,967 --> 00:44:12,347 What about for the dessert though? 727 00:44:12,347 --> 00:44:14,315 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. 728 00:44:14,315 --> 00:44:15,143 For dessert? 729 00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:18,699 What're those yellow things filled with cream? 730 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:20,010 Not lady fingers? 731 00:44:20,010 --> 00:44:21,771 Nah nah nah. Scratch that. Scratch that. 732 00:44:21,771 --> 00:44:24,670 I'm thinking ice cream sandwiches. 733 00:44:24,670 --> 00:44:25,740 Classic bro. 734 00:44:25,740 --> 00:44:27,673 $2.99 a box for 12. 735 00:44:27,673 --> 00:44:29,226 Mmm! That's fucking good. 736 00:44:29,226 --> 00:44:30,711 - Okay. - What you got. 737 00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:32,091 Dig this little hustle. 738 00:44:32,091 --> 00:44:33,368 - Okay- - This is a good 739 00:44:33,368 --> 00:44:34,645 little hustle- - I love a hustle. 740 00:44:34,645 --> 00:44:35,923 It's a good little once-over I'm telling you. 741 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,890 You go to a fancy ass fucking restaurant. 742 00:44:37,890 --> 00:44:38,995 - Okay. - Fancy ass 743 00:44:38,995 --> 00:44:39,892 fucking restaurant- - Okay. 744 00:44:39,892 --> 00:44:41,135 You gotta make a reservation. 745 00:44:41,135 --> 00:44:42,205 - Okay- - You know what I'm saying? 746 00:44:42,205 --> 00:44:43,275 You gotta run a fucking tuxedo just to get in 747 00:44:43,275 --> 00:44:45,415 - the motherfucker. - Shit. 748 00:44:45,415 --> 00:44:47,244 You show up nice and early, 749 00:44:47,244 --> 00:44:49,039 you sit at your table, 750 00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:51,214 and when the waiter comes over and says, 751 00:44:51,214 --> 00:44:52,733 "What would you like to drink?" 752 00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:53,561 You say, 753 00:44:54,458 --> 00:44:55,977 "Banana split." 754 00:44:59,567 --> 00:45:00,533 Damn. 755 00:45:00,533 --> 00:45:01,534 You know what I mean? 756 00:45:01,534 --> 00:45:02,639 Banana split please. 757 00:45:04,054 --> 00:45:05,297 Dude, can you do that to go? 758 00:45:05,297 --> 00:45:06,298 And we're gonna split-- 759 00:45:06,298 --> 00:45:07,678 we're actually gonna split the split. 760 00:45:07,678 --> 00:45:10,474 Yeah, we're gonna split the split. 761 00:45:12,304 --> 00:45:14,444 And one for the gums. 762 00:45:15,410 --> 00:45:17,205 Just put it in the mouth. 763 00:45:17,205 --> 00:45:20,277 You got it. 764 00:45:20,277 --> 00:45:21,416 Yo. Yo. You got a little bit-- 765 00:45:22,452 --> 00:45:25,869 You got a little bit of that shit on you. 766 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:29,770 Now we're cooking with gas baby. 767 00:45:31,254 --> 00:45:33,256 I feel like I can see through my eyelids right now. 768 00:45:33,256 --> 00:45:34,498 This shit is good. 769 00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:36,811 I don't think, this might be a little methy. 770 00:45:56,348 --> 00:45:57,418 Start the car Jake! 771 00:45:57,418 --> 00:45:58,488 Start the fucking car! Start the car! Let's go! 772 00:45:58,488 --> 00:45:59,696 Come on, come on. 773 00:45:59,696 --> 00:46:02,872 Fuck... - Come on, come on. 774 00:47:41,798 --> 00:48:01,714 Buddy, come on. 775 00:48:03,751 --> 00:48:06,719 Do you believe this fucking shit bro? 776 00:48:07,893 --> 00:48:10,931 Sittin' out here smokin' a doink man? 777 00:48:12,449 --> 00:48:14,417 Feels like Christmas fucking morning. 778 00:48:16,005 --> 00:48:18,593 ♪ Merry Christmas. 779 00:48:19,456 --> 00:48:22,632 What the fuck man. 780 00:48:22,632 --> 00:48:25,393 This is like the goddamn Taj Mahal. 781 00:48:25,393 --> 00:48:27,050 We can each have a our own fucking wing. 782 00:48:27,050 --> 00:48:28,396 Or you can take the downstairs 783 00:48:28,396 --> 00:48:29,466 and I'll take the fucking upstairs. 784 00:48:29,466 --> 00:48:30,674 You know what I mean? 785 00:48:30,674 --> 00:48:31,813 Oh my God, bro. 786 00:48:31,813 --> 00:48:33,470 You wanna grab the beers for us? 787 00:48:33,470 --> 00:48:34,540 Nah, I'm good. 788 00:48:34,540 --> 00:48:35,817 Dude, I'll grab 'em in a second. 789 00:48:35,817 --> 00:48:37,612 Just let me set up my fucking dojo, 790 00:48:37,612 --> 00:48:39,304 let me get settled in. 791 00:48:39,304 --> 00:48:40,581 Dude. 792 00:48:40,581 --> 00:48:41,789 I feel like... 793 00:48:41,789 --> 00:48:43,411 we should take a couple of few fucking days here. 794 00:48:43,411 --> 00:48:45,689 Get comfy. This is lovely, man. 795 00:48:47,519 --> 00:48:48,865 You sure about this bro? 796 00:48:51,316 --> 00:48:52,248 What do you mean Jake? 797 00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:59,048 I'm just saying man, we've been driving 798 00:48:59,048 --> 00:49:00,290 and driving and driving 799 00:49:00,290 --> 00:49:02,189 and we're barely even halfway there. 800 00:49:03,397 --> 00:49:05,640 Ya know? I just don't feel, 801 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:08,333 fuck man, I don't feel good about this. 802 00:49:11,439 --> 00:49:13,027 Then what do you feel Jacob? 803 00:49:14,201 --> 00:49:15,581 'Cause you don't feel this 804 00:49:15,581 --> 00:49:17,169 and you don't feel that. 805 00:49:17,169 --> 00:49:19,447 So what the fuck do you actually feel? 806 00:49:19,447 --> 00:49:21,311 I just don't feel-- 807 00:49:21,311 --> 00:49:22,174 Man I don't feel like-- 808 00:49:23,348 --> 00:49:25,281 I don't feel the same as when we left. 809 00:49:25,281 --> 00:49:27,145 I don't feel good about this bro. 810 00:49:27,145 --> 00:49:28,836 I don't feel safe. 811 00:49:34,255 --> 00:49:35,877 All right motherfucker. 812 00:49:35,877 --> 00:49:38,018 All right. Then just tell me what you want. Okay. 813 00:49:38,018 --> 00:49:40,158 'Cause I'm done playing these little baby 814 00:49:40,158 --> 00:49:42,056 fucking guessing games with you. 815 00:49:42,056 --> 00:49:44,334 Just tell me what you actually want Jakey. 816 00:49:44,334 --> 00:49:48,200 This isn't a fucking vacation. All right. 817 00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:49,305 We got a long way to go 818 00:49:49,305 --> 00:49:50,513 and we need to get where we're going 819 00:49:50,513 --> 00:49:52,722 without drawing anymore attention to us. 820 00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:56,346 Oh, are you finished? 821 00:49:56,346 --> 00:49:57,520 No, I'm not. 822 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,452 I need to know that you're not 823 00:49:58,452 --> 00:49:59,901 gonna be taking my car, 824 00:49:59,901 --> 00:50:01,179 you're not gonna be starting shit 825 00:50:01,179 --> 00:50:03,077 in every fucking state we drive through. 826 00:50:03,077 --> 00:50:04,699 Robbing fucking gas stations, man? 827 00:50:04,699 --> 00:50:06,184 What if they got our license plate? 828 00:50:06,184 --> 00:50:08,324 We got a million fucking dollars in the trunk! 829 00:50:08,324 --> 00:50:09,325 I feel-- 830 00:50:09,325 --> 00:50:10,257 I heard 831 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:12,569 how you feel Jacob. 832 00:50:12,569 --> 00:50:14,261 Now, here's how I feel. 833 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:17,333 I feel like we take a night off. 834 00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:19,093 I feel like we start again 835 00:50:19,093 --> 00:50:20,301 in the fucking morning. 836 00:50:20,301 --> 00:50:23,649 I feel the blood right behind us bud! 837 00:50:23,649 --> 00:50:26,273 And I feel like we're running out of fucking options here! 838 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:28,240 Yeah, and whose fault is that huh? 839 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,380 I feel tired. 840 00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,450 How about that? 841 00:50:31,450 --> 00:50:33,383 Man, I am so tired of being stuck in the car 842 00:50:33,383 --> 00:50:35,316 with you man, listening to you gabbin' away. 843 00:50:35,316 --> 00:50:36,869 Well guess what Jakey? 844 00:50:36,869 --> 00:50:38,561 It's your lucky fucking day then. 845 00:50:38,561 --> 00:50:40,252 We're inside. 846 00:50:40,252 --> 00:50:42,772 We're out of the elements. We're safe. 847 00:50:42,772 --> 00:50:43,600 Bro. 848 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,775 No! No, no, no, no, no. 849 00:50:45,775 --> 00:50:48,122 I'm done doing this shit with you, okay. 850 00:50:48,122 --> 00:50:50,159 Everybody finish your last fucking beer. 851 00:50:50,159 --> 00:50:52,264 Everybody go the fuck to sleep, 852 00:50:52,264 --> 00:50:53,852 and tomorrow's Anchorage. 853 00:50:54,749 --> 00:50:57,407 Let's leave tonight. 854 00:50:57,407 --> 00:50:58,926 That's great idea, Jacob. 855 00:50:58,926 --> 00:51:00,272 Let's leave tonight. 856 00:51:00,272 --> 00:51:02,343 All right everybody, first thing tomorrow, 857 00:51:02,343 --> 00:51:04,242 we're leaving tonight. Everyone hear that? 858 00:51:04,242 --> 00:51:05,484 Bro, I'm just saying 859 00:51:05,484 --> 00:51:07,003 let's drive through the night, man. 860 00:51:08,177 --> 00:51:09,661 Let's just get the fuck out of this zone. 861 00:51:09,661 --> 00:51:10,972 That would make me feel better. 862 00:51:10,972 --> 00:51:13,113 If we can just get up the coast a bit. 863 00:51:14,424 --> 00:51:18,601 Why don't you get in the fucking car! Then! 864 00:51:18,601 --> 00:51:21,776 And drive your ass up the coast motherfucker. 865 00:51:21,776 --> 00:51:23,882 Who's driving, you're driving? 866 00:51:23,882 --> 00:51:24,779 Yeah, I'm driving. 867 00:51:24,779 --> 00:51:26,056 Okay. Then load up the shit 868 00:51:26,056 --> 00:51:27,679 'cause I don't get one flying fuck 869 00:51:27,679 --> 00:51:28,990 where the fuck we're at. 870 00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:30,923 I could eat here. I can sleep there. 871 00:51:30,923 --> 00:51:34,513 I can shit on this whole fucking world motherfucker! 872 00:51:34,513 --> 00:51:35,790 I'm just saying those guys know 873 00:51:35,790 --> 00:51:38,103 what our car looks like, man. 874 00:51:38,103 --> 00:51:39,863 They know what you look like 875 00:51:39,863 --> 00:51:41,279 and they know some blue hair dude came in 876 00:51:41,279 --> 00:51:43,281 and whacked them with a fucking bat. 877 00:51:44,454 --> 00:51:46,422 You know what Jacob? 878 00:51:47,906 --> 00:51:51,668 I feel like we should drive through the night. 879 00:51:51,668 --> 00:51:55,845 I feel like that's a great fucking idea. 880 00:51:55,845 --> 00:51:56,811 Okay. 881 00:51:56,811 --> 00:51:58,537 I feel fucking great about it. 882 00:51:58,537 --> 00:51:59,538 Great. 883 00:51:59,538 --> 00:52:00,746 How the fuck do you feel? 884 00:52:00,746 --> 00:52:01,713 Fucking great. 885 00:52:01,713 --> 00:52:02,886 Good! 886 00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:07,270 Fucking asshole. 887 00:52:07,270 --> 00:52:09,479 God. Fuck. 888 00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:30,353 Fuck. 889 00:53:59,624 --> 00:54:01,591 Fuck. 890 00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:35,211 Evening sir. 891 00:54:36,350 --> 00:54:37,420 License, registration, 892 00:54:37,420 --> 00:54:38,870 proof of insurance. 893 00:54:38,870 --> 00:54:42,391 Yeah. I'm just gonna reach for my wallet. 894 00:54:47,706 --> 00:54:49,259 Hey John? 895 00:54:49,259 --> 00:54:50,675 Yeah. 10-4. 896 00:54:57,095 --> 00:54:58,234 Here you go officer. 897 00:55:01,202 --> 00:55:02,859 I'm a Deputy Sheriff, son. 898 00:55:02,859 --> 00:55:04,896 Not a police officer. 899 00:55:04,896 --> 00:55:08,348 Oh, uh, sorry about that, Deputy Sheriff sir. 900 00:55:09,210 --> 00:55:10,488 I suppose you boys 901 00:55:10,488 --> 00:55:11,868 are wondering why I pulled you over. 902 00:55:13,491 --> 00:55:15,665 Maybe I was driving a little fast. 903 00:55:15,665 --> 00:55:17,080 Maybe you were. 904 00:55:17,874 --> 00:55:18,668 Maybe. 905 00:55:20,739 --> 00:55:21,982 Sorry about that, um-- 906 00:55:21,982 --> 00:55:23,190 Me and my brother, 907 00:55:23,190 --> 00:55:25,330 we were just driving, and um, 908 00:55:25,330 --> 00:55:28,229 and the radio came on and some scriptures 909 00:55:28,229 --> 00:55:29,921 and I guess I just got a little distracted 910 00:55:29,921 --> 00:55:31,854 and lost track of my speed. You know? 911 00:55:31,854 --> 00:55:32,889 Mhmm. 912 00:55:32,889 --> 00:55:34,235 What do they say? 913 00:55:34,235 --> 00:55:37,791 The Lord has a-- um, he's mysteriously-- 914 00:55:37,791 --> 00:55:39,931 The Lord is a mysterious-- uh working, 915 00:55:39,931 --> 00:55:41,864 always working mysteriously. 916 00:55:41,864 --> 00:55:44,004 The Lord works in mysterious ways? 917 00:55:44,004 --> 00:55:45,212 Yeah. 918 00:55:45,212 --> 00:55:46,247 That's what I was trying to say. 919 00:55:46,247 --> 00:55:48,180 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 920 00:55:48,180 --> 00:55:49,009 Mhmm. 921 00:55:50,251 --> 00:55:53,289 You boys just hang here for a minute. 922 00:55:55,981 --> 00:55:58,018 Hey, do you go to church around here? 923 00:56:00,261 --> 00:56:01,124 Yeah. 924 00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:06,267 Just up the other side of the mountain there. 925 00:56:07,407 --> 00:56:09,029 You know, If my brother and I were staying 926 00:56:09,029 --> 00:56:10,064 for a little longer, 927 00:56:11,307 --> 00:56:13,102 we'd love to come by for a sermon sometime. 928 00:56:14,690 --> 00:56:16,485 We'd love to have you. 929 00:56:16,485 --> 00:56:17,900 We're a very friendly congregation. 930 00:56:17,900 --> 00:56:19,315 We love meeting new people. 931 00:56:20,281 --> 00:56:21,317 Cool. 932 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,319 You, uh-- 933 00:56:24,976 --> 00:56:26,149 Boys are a long way from home. 934 00:56:26,149 --> 00:56:28,255 Where're you headed anyway? 935 00:56:28,255 --> 00:56:29,083 Anchorage. 936 00:56:30,015 --> 00:56:30,775 No kidding. 937 00:56:32,017 --> 00:56:33,950 You know, I never made it up to Alaska myself. 938 00:56:33,950 --> 00:56:35,296 Yeah, uh, 939 00:56:35,296 --> 00:56:37,195 me neither. 940 00:56:37,195 --> 00:56:40,198 My brother and I are from Florida originally. 941 00:56:40,198 --> 00:56:41,441 And our grandparents, 942 00:56:41,441 --> 00:56:42,787 when they first got married, 943 00:56:42,787 --> 00:56:44,167 they took a trip from Pompano all the way up 944 00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:46,273 to Anchorage, Alaska. 945 00:56:46,273 --> 00:56:48,137 And our Ma's been up there a couple of times too. 946 00:56:48,137 --> 00:56:49,966 So we figured it was time, you know, 947 00:56:49,966 --> 00:56:51,312 for us to make a trip. 948 00:56:51,312 --> 00:56:52,659 Like a family thing. 949 00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:53,936 Hm. 950 00:56:53,936 --> 00:56:54,971 Mhmm. 951 00:56:54,971 --> 00:56:55,800 Mmhmm. 952 00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:58,112 Well, I'll tell you what. 953 00:56:59,493 --> 00:57:01,633 I'm gonna let you off with a warning, 954 00:57:01,633 --> 00:57:03,255 but, 955 00:57:03,255 --> 00:57:04,429 you gonna keep your speed down, right? 956 00:57:04,429 --> 00:57:05,223 Yes, sir. 957 00:57:05,223 --> 00:57:06,466 And you're gonna drive 958 00:57:06,466 --> 00:57:07,743 up to Alaska safe and sound right? 959 00:57:07,743 --> 00:57:09,365 Yes sir. We promise sir. Right John? 960 00:57:10,262 --> 00:57:11,781 All right then. 961 00:57:13,714 --> 00:57:15,578 You boys be good now. 962 00:57:15,578 --> 00:57:16,476 God bless you. 963 00:57:16,476 --> 00:57:18,650 Hey God bless you too, sir. 964 00:57:48,197 --> 00:57:50,682 You gonna drive or what Jake? 965 00:57:56,170 --> 00:57:57,551 Oh I know what you're gonna say. 966 00:57:59,070 --> 00:58:03,177 He was such a sweet man, wasn't he? 967 00:58:03,177 --> 00:58:04,834 He was such a nice guy, 968 00:58:06,353 --> 00:58:08,251 and a son of God. 969 00:58:11,289 --> 00:58:14,326 Brainless, fucking brainless. 970 00:58:14,326 --> 00:58:16,432 "This is my brother, John." 971 00:58:16,432 --> 00:58:19,780 "We're going to Anchorage. Here's my license." 972 00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:23,370 Why don't you just open up the fucking trunk for him Jake? 973 00:58:24,405 --> 00:58:25,545 Huh? Why don't you do a little bump with him? 974 00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:27,236 Give him a Roxie for the road. 975 00:58:27,236 --> 00:58:29,652 Fucking moron. 976 00:58:31,861 --> 00:58:33,173 You know what Jake? 977 00:58:33,173 --> 00:58:35,071 Let me tell you something. 978 00:58:35,071 --> 00:58:37,211 If I split this wrist, 979 00:58:37,211 --> 00:58:41,526 from here all the way down to the elbow 980 00:58:41,526 --> 00:58:44,564 and the blood of the Everlasting flows, 981 00:58:44,564 --> 00:58:47,774 half of its yours fucker. You get that? 982 00:58:49,051 --> 00:58:53,020 50% of that body back there is yours fucker. 983 00:58:53,020 --> 00:58:55,057 Do you understand? 984 00:58:57,991 --> 00:58:59,751 I'll put you in the box Jake. 985 00:59:01,373 --> 00:59:03,375 I'll put us both in the box. 986 00:59:04,584 --> 00:59:08,726 I'll put us in a box with our fucking mother! 987 00:59:10,348 --> 00:59:13,972 And I'll send us down the fucking river, you get me? 988 00:59:14,421 --> 00:59:15,456 I'll send us down the river 989 00:59:15,456 --> 00:59:17,907 for the fucking crocodiles to eat. 990 00:59:17,907 --> 00:59:21,014 Do you understand me? 991 00:59:23,430 --> 00:59:25,605 Jesus Christ boy. 992 00:59:25,605 --> 00:59:28,677 What were you fucking thinking man? 993 00:59:29,470 --> 00:59:31,783 You think you get to decide 994 00:59:31,783 --> 00:59:34,303 when forever comes to an end? 995 00:59:34,993 --> 00:59:36,512 You think you get to decide 996 00:59:36,512 --> 00:59:38,721 when you're my brother? 997 00:59:38,721 --> 00:59:40,309 No man. 998 00:59:40,516 --> 00:59:43,174 You're my brother forever, 999 00:59:43,174 --> 00:59:45,935 or you're fucking worm shit. 1000 00:59:49,490 --> 00:59:51,492 Worm shit. 1001 01:03:39,030 --> 01:03:40,376 What the fuck man? 1002 01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,390 What the fuck are you doing John? 1003 01:03:55,909 --> 01:03:57,877 Yo, I'm not fucking around man. 1004 01:03:59,706 --> 01:04:01,018 What the fuck bro? 1005 01:04:02,226 --> 01:04:03,227 The fuck is wrong with you? 1006 01:04:03,227 --> 01:04:04,676 Fuck you motherfucker! 1007 01:04:06,264 --> 01:04:09,958 Done playing fucking games with you. 1008 01:04:09,958 --> 01:04:12,374 Stupid son of a fucking bitch. 1009 01:04:16,585 --> 01:04:18,207 You fucker. 1010 01:04:18,207 --> 01:04:19,622 Fuck you. 1011 01:04:26,388 --> 01:04:29,563 Get off. 1012 01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:32,221 Get off me. 1013 01:04:35,155 --> 01:04:37,882 That's it motherfucker. That's it. 1014 01:04:37,882 --> 01:04:40,333 That's it for you, fucker! 1015 01:05:55,270 --> 01:05:56,271 Fuck. 1016 01:15:20,455 --> 01:15:21,525 Hi mom. 1017 01:15:31,431 --> 01:15:34,055 I wish you were here for this. 1018 01:15:37,127 --> 01:15:38,438 I need you right now. 1019 01:15:40,682 --> 01:15:41,441 Because I don't know what to do 1020 01:15:41,441 --> 01:15:42,684 without my brother. 1021 01:15:46,412 --> 01:15:48,345 And I don't know what to do without you. 1022 01:15:50,727 --> 01:15:51,451 I just, 1023 01:15:53,557 --> 01:15:55,732 I just wanted to come here and say, 1024 01:16:01,358 --> 01:16:03,325 I miss you, and 1025 01:16:03,325 --> 01:16:05,431 I wish you could be here today. 1026 01:16:05,431 --> 01:16:10,125 Because John is the quietest he's ever been. 1027 01:16:11,851 --> 01:16:15,372 Yeah, he's the quietest he's ever been. 1028 01:17:05,180 --> 01:17:06,803 Our Father 1029 01:17:06,803 --> 01:17:08,356 Who art in Heaven 1030 01:17:09,322 --> 01:17:11,186 Hallowed be thy name 1031 01:17:12,118 --> 01:17:13,637 Thy Kingdom come 1032 01:17:13,637 --> 01:17:15,259 Thy Will be done 1033 01:17:15,259 --> 01:17:17,848 On Earth as it is in Heaven 1034 01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:21,887 Give us this day our daily bread 1035 01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:24,475 And forgive us our trespasses 1036 01:17:24,475 --> 01:17:27,755 As we forgive those who trespass against us 1037 01:17:29,032 --> 01:17:31,068 And lead us not into Temptation 1038 01:17:31,068 --> 01:17:33,243 But deliver us from Evil 1039 01:17:34,554 --> 01:17:38,179 For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory 1040 01:17:38,179 --> 01:17:39,249 Now and forever 1041 01:17:41,803 --> 01:17:42,631 Amen