1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,780 (upbeat music) 4 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,423 (whirring) 5 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:30,664 (dramatic music) 6 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,503 - So this is it? 7 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,339 - Yeah, this is it. 8 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:40,474 - Meh. 9 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:43,577 - Sweetie, you know how important this is to your father. 10 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:45,413 Can you just try to give it a chance? 11 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:46,614 - The roof needs work. 12 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,149 - Well, you're here for the summer 13 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:50,451 so you can help me fix it or you can deal with it. 14 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:52,920 - There's no service here. 15 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,455 - I'm going to plant a garden. 16 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:56,157 - Why would you buy a house where there's no cell service? 17 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:58,792 - There is cell service in a room upstairs. 18 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:01,295 You just have to lean out the window a little bit. 19 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,496 - I guess that's my room then. 20 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:03,664 - Great. 21 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:04,798 It's the bathroom. 22 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,034 - Am I being punished for something? 23 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:07,968 - (sighs) Haven't been here 10 minutes 24 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,403 and you're already complaining. 25 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,804 Just give it a rest, please. 26 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,040 - Fine. 27 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:13,874 Keys? 28 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,615 Hello? 29 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,251 - Spence. 30 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,218 Spencer. 31 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,554 She's going to need internet. 32 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,522 - Thought we agreed we wouldn't let her grow up 33 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,823 in front of a screen. 34 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,159 - We did, and then she did it anyway 35 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,461 because that's what teenagers do. 36 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:34,628 Come on. 37 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:36,597 We just need a little bit of internet. 38 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:40,801 - Love you. 39 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,504 - Are you the Colemans? 40 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:44,872 - That's us, yeah. 41 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,340 I'll show you where things go. 42 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:56,750 (car beeps) 43 00:01:56,750 --> 00:02:00,087 - [Man] Are advising it is unethical and it is downright- 44 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:03,324 - [Man] NASA is abuzz today over a recent discovery that- 45 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,759 (calm music) 46 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:15,135 * 24 seven, I'm connected 47 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:18,839 * Text message, phone call, it's life or death * 48 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,774 * Anyone I care about 49 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:24,077 * All my friends know exactly where to find me * 50 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,480 * When the world ends 51 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,949 * I want a simple life 52 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,518 * A simple life for me 53 00:02:30,518 --> 00:02:32,886 * I want a simple life 54 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:34,688 * 'Cause I wanna be free 55 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,890 * I want a simple life 56 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:41,895 * A simple life for me, yeah 57 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:46,934 * So stop looking at the screen so we can talk * 58 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,838 * Hold my hand, we're gonna go for a walk * 59 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:54,442 * I know a place the sun shines through the trees * 60 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:58,546 * I'd love to lay you down and kiss you in the leaves * 61 00:02:58,546 --> 00:03:00,948 * I want a simple life 62 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,416 * A simple life for me 63 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,852 * I want a simple life 64 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,620 * 'Cause I wanna be free 65 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,989 * I want a simple life 66 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:13,093 * A simple life for me 67 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,062 * Oh yeah 68 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:20,067 * I don't wanna go to heaven with anyone but you * 69 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:26,006 * We shouldn't have to work this hard * 70 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:30,378 * We can play by our own rules 71 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:33,046 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 72 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,815 * I want a simple life 73 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,584 * A simple life for me 74 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,952 * I want a simple life 75 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,654 * 'Cause I wanna be free 76 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,990 * I want a simple life 77 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,258 * A simple life for me 78 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,326 - [Leslie Ann] That was Love, Lies, and Fiction 79 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,827 with "Simple Life." 80 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,096 And I'm Leslie Ann with your morning mix, good morning. 81 00:03:49,096 --> 00:03:51,465 What a beautiful day in downtown Oneonta. 82 00:03:51,465 --> 00:03:53,434 Plenty of sunshine on tap. 83 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,669 - She's still on the radio. 84 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,104 This place never changes. 85 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:05,779 - Hello, sir. 86 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,214 - Internet Store? 87 00:04:07,214 --> 00:04:09,517 - Oh, we had a bunch of complaints about our service. 88 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:12,320 So instead of fixing anything, we just rebranded. 89 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,124 - Well, I'm here for some internet. 90 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,427 - Oh, you've come to the right place. 91 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,661 Transfer or new account? 92 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,262 - A new account. 93 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,196 It's not for me though. 94 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,032 It's actually for my daughter, 95 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:28,502 but I'm paying, so I guess it's for me. 96 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,571 - Well, you can't ignore technology. 97 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:31,605 Adapt or die. 98 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,174 What's the new address? 99 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:38,011 - 113 Herrick Hill Road. 100 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,814 (computer beeps) 101 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:41,649 - Oh no. 102 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:44,852 Oh no, this isn't good at all. 103 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:48,255 Sir, you can't get internet. 104 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,857 - Like not even a little bit? 105 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:52,092 - Nope, you're right outside our service area. 106 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,661 You know, we could run a line to your house, 107 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:54,962 which would cost... 108 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,698 (keyboard clacking) 109 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,700 $33,412. 110 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,769 - Son of a bitch. 111 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,070 - Will you be paying cash or card? 112 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,373 - No, I'm not gonna... 113 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:07,174 There's gotta be some kind of other option. 114 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:09,176 - We do offer a payment plan. 115 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:12,045 - No, I mean like a satellite or whatever. 116 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,283 (computer beeps) 117 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,519 - It seems like the dishes can't get a signal there either. 118 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:19,353 Weird. 119 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,390 - Figures. 120 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:23,724 - What are you going to do? 121 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,428 (Spencer groans) 122 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:29,863 - C'mon, Lynn. 123 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:32,933 - [Lynn] Hey. 124 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,535 - Hey, there you are. 125 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,203 - Sorry, I had to run upstairs. 126 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,005 The service is great up here. 127 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,440 How'd it go? 128 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,774 - Oh, bad news. 129 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,476 Can't get internet. 130 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:44,077 - Not even a little bit? 131 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,245 - Nope. 132 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,514 We're outside the service area 133 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:48,882 and satellites won't work either. 134 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:51,819 So, how do we tell Zoe? 135 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,688 - Damn it! 136 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,557 He couldn't buy a house with working light bulbs? 137 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:00,728 - She would like for you to buy some light bulbs. 138 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,672 - Hey, excuse me. 139 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:12,706 Can you tell me... 140 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,043 Kenny. 141 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:16,944 - Spence! 142 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:19,780 Oh, so you did move back. 143 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,248 - How do you know that? 144 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:23,150 - Oh, you know, small town. 145 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:24,084 - Right. 146 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,385 So how's your pops doing? 147 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,121 - Oh, passed away a few years back. 148 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,356 Yeah. 149 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,559 Left me the store, so I'm running things now. 150 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,392 - I'm sorry to hear that. 151 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:33,894 - Yeah, it's all right. 152 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,395 - Tell me about these smart bulbs. 153 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,364 - Oh man, listen, those are super cool, man. 154 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:38,732 Everybody's buying these things now. 155 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,000 Check this out. 156 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,101 You can turn them on and off with an app. 157 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,035 Yeah. 158 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,937 You can even change the color. 159 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,372 Do you want to get some of those or? 160 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:48,175 - No, no, I'll just stick with the dumb bulbs. 161 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,176 - Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, cool. 162 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,211 Hey, so where's the new house? 163 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:52,145 - Outskirts of town. 164 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:54,381 Yeah, a couple of miles out. 165 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:55,949 - Oh, cool, cool. - Yeah. 166 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:56,784 Well, thanks. 167 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,486 - Oh, no problem, man. 168 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,020 - You know, I don't need a bag. 169 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:00,821 - Oh, I got you. 170 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,057 All right. 171 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:04,892 Here you go. 172 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,928 - So how about yourself? 173 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,465 Do you have family in town or? 174 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:12,432 - Nah, nah. 175 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,234 Just a store. 176 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:16,504 Yeah. 177 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,372 - Big news day, huh? 178 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,641 - Oh, you didn't hear? 179 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,110 Man, NASA is making some huge announcement. 180 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,513 Yeah, they've been talking about it all day. 181 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:26,647 - NASA? 182 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:27,848 That's a bunch of bullshit. 183 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:28,849 You guys know the earth is flat, right? 184 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,652 - [Man] I'm not going to say aliens but- 185 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,386 - The less I know about the outside world, the better. 186 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,622 - I hear you, man. 187 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,756 Hey, listen. 188 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:36,557 We should get together or something. 189 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:37,357 You know, grab a beer. 190 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:38,158 - Yeah, sometime. 191 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:39,359 I got to get back to... 192 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:41,261 - Let me get my number for you here. 193 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,163 - You know, I just have so much to do. 194 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,197 - Oh, no, no, one second. 195 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,833 Let me, let me find a pen. 196 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:46,967 - You don't have to do that. 197 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,435 - No, it's no problem. 198 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:49,236 - I should probably get going, a lot of work to do. 199 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,037 - Oh, here we go. 200 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:52,773 Ah, hold on a second. 201 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:53,907 Let me see here. 202 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:54,942 There we go. 203 00:07:54,942 --> 00:07:55,776 That's my cell. 204 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,345 - Great. 205 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,913 All right, thanks. 206 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,415 - Hey, man, good seeing you. 207 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,551 - Have a good day. - You too. 208 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,222 - [Leslie Ann] And it looks like NASA is about ready 209 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:10,390 to go live. 210 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,793 We're gonna switch over to them right now. 211 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,695 - Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time. 212 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,463 A little over eight hours ago, 213 00:08:16,463 --> 00:08:19,533 a near earth object or NEO was spotted 214 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,201 by one of our telescopes. 215 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:22,570 It was not detected earlier 216 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:25,873 due to its trajectory originating from behind the sun. 217 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:29,242 According to our admittedly early calculations, 218 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:32,479 we predict that an asteroid will strike somewhere 219 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,915 within the continental United States 220 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,517 within the next 72 hours. 221 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:40,788 We will have more information about its exact impact point 222 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:44,091 in the near future, but we are now going to open up- 223 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,260 - Come on, now? 224 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:48,962 - I'm sure everything's going to be fine. 225 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,964 We're in the middle of nowhere in upstate New York. 226 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,566 - Everything is not going to be fine, Mom. 227 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:54,602 Even if it hits in the middle of Idaho, 228 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:56,103 it could start a chain reaction. 229 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:58,438 Supply chains breaking down, power grids overloading, 230 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,507 not to even mention the environmental impact. 231 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,075 - Sweetie. 232 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,612 Humans have been facing adversity since the dawn of time. 233 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,213 And no matter what comes our way, 234 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:09,116 we always find a way to figure it out. 235 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,550 - Tell that to the dinosaurs. 236 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,825 - [Tom] Hi, this is Tom Simmons calling from News One. 237 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,693 How big is this asteroid? 238 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,428 - [Woman] Our current calculations put it 239 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:23,196 at 50 meters across, 240 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,599 burning down to approximately five meters 241 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,768 once it gets through the atmosphere. 242 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:31,571 While small, it can still do significant damage. 243 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:32,405 - Hey. 244 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,074 Hey. 245 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,514 Excuse me? 246 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,483 Hey. 247 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,318 Hello? 248 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,155 Excuse me. 249 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,293 Hey. 250 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,573 - It's going to hit your house. 251 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,209 - Come again? 252 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:11,712 - The asteroid. 253 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:15,215 - No, they said they don't even know 254 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,650 where it's going to hit. 255 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:21,354 - Trust me, they know exactly where it's going to hit. 256 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:22,522 And when. 257 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,093 They just don't want to start a panic. 258 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,195 Yet. 259 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,664 - Okay. 260 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:31,498 Who are you? 261 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,001 - Wilson. 262 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,002 I live right up the road. 263 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,904 Saw you guys moving in earlier. 264 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:42,009 I figured I'd come down, say hey. 265 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,314 - Spencer. 266 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,416 Just bought the place. 267 00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:52,552 - I hope you kept the receipt. 268 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,587 (laughs) 269 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:56,857 - Go. 270 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:00,794 Off my property. 271 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,970 - Sweetie, we have to be optimistic. 272 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,204 - Please stop calling me sweetie. 273 00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:12,740 I'm not a kid anymore. 274 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:15,809 And you can't just optimism your way through everything. 275 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,348 No internet? 276 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,816 - Nope. 277 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:23,650 Not yet. 278 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,553 - Great. 279 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,487 Just great. 280 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,823 - Did you get some light bulbs? 281 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,324 - There you go. 282 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,159 - There you go. 283 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,101 - You're welcome. 284 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:46,006 - So, thoughts? 285 00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:49,009 - Thoughts about what? 286 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:49,843 - The asteroid? 287 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,683 - I really don't think it's anything we have to worry about. 288 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,718 It's probably going to hit in Idaho or something. 289 00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,753 It's not our problem. 290 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,725 - You guys gonna feed me tonight or am I just gonna starve? 291 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,563 - She's right. 292 00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,100 We don't have any food in the house. 293 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,734 - Yeah. 294 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,903 Okay. 295 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,170 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 296 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,839 It's okay, you don't have to go back out. 297 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,941 We'll order delivery for dinner 298 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,610 and then we can go to Nick's diner for breakfast. 299 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,545 It just reopened, right? 300 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,047 It'll be fun. 301 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,782 - Perfect, thank you. 302 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,417 - [Reporter] Big news that's been brewing, folks, 303 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:33,353 from NASA of all places. 304 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,456 An asteroid on its way to Earth. 305 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,958 Not sure where it's gonna hit 306 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,693 but of course you can expect that we'll keep you up to date 307 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:41,862 right here on your- 308 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:42,963 - Cool place, huh? 309 00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,231 - Yeah, it's cute. - Yeah. 310 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,534 - How old is this place? 311 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,336 - Well, it was built about 100 years ago. 312 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,805 It was a popular spot on the railroad. 313 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,541 - As long as the food doesn't give me the plague. 314 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:57,677 - Well, that was the 1400s, not the 1900s. 315 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,981 Thought you were going to college next year. 316 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,383 - I must have fallen asleep during plague class. 317 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,619 - What? 318 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,955 - One of these times, you got to order your own fries. 319 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,189 - You never finish yours. 320 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,859 - That's 'cause I know you're gonna eat them. 321 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,493 - Oh, that's so sweet. 322 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,197 So you said you ran into one of your old friends 323 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,398 at the hardware store? 324 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:20,000 Lenny? 325 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,800 - Kenny. 326 00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:25,038 (laughs) He's an acquaintance, he's definitely not a friend. 327 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,739 - Well, maybe you can change that. 328 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:29,276 - No, I don't think so. 329 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:31,011 - What, is he an asshole or something? 330 00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,479 - Zoe. 331 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,647 - No, he's just a guy who never left 332 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,317 and I'm too old for new friends. 333 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,620 - What do you want to do today? 334 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,455 We brought two vehicles for a reason. 335 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,325 - I want to work on the house. 336 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,160 - Okay, then you do that. 337 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:52,199 Zoe and I will go talk to the phone people, right, Zoe? 338 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,467 - Interview time. 339 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:55,835 - Oh, good luck. 340 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,737 - All right, good luck. 341 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,341 So close. 342 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,680 Remember when she used to give everybody high fives? 343 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,615 - When she was two? 344 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:10,850 She's a teenager. 345 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,119 They do two things, 346 00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,287 they mope and hate their parents for having them. 347 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,690 - I was hoping we'd skip that phase. 348 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,292 - Well, it is a phase, 349 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,895 so the good news is she will grow out of it. 350 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,430 Someday, something will happen 351 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,998 that puts it all into perspective. 352 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,901 And then she will give you as many high-fives as you want. 353 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,039 - Okay, I gotta get outta here. 354 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:32,973 - Okay. 355 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,209 - Good luck at the phone store. 356 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,277 - Thank you. 357 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,379 I love you back. 358 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,918 - [Zoe] Yeah, so what kind of classes would I be taking 359 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,286 until I decided my major? 360 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,121 - Hey. 361 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:50,890 - Oh. 362 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,927 No, I mean, yeah, I guess that's fine. 363 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,696 I just, I dunno, 364 00:14:56,696 --> 00:15:00,133 I thought maybe something more creative than that. 365 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,171 - [Man] NASA's press conference is going live 366 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,672 in a few hours. 367 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,940 Hopefully we're going to learn 368 00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,608 where this asteroid is hitting and when. 369 00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:13,113 The world has sent their thoughts and prayers to America. 370 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,319 - Okay, good. 371 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,602 - So, how'd your interview go? 372 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,107 - It was all right, I guess. 373 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,575 - You guess? 374 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,612 - I don't know what I want to do with my life. 375 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,281 My admissions counselor says photography isn't a job. 376 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,721 I just wanted to have a purpose. 377 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,260 Then again, I should probably pick somewhere to go 378 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,428 so I don't have to stay 379 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,729 in the middle of dad's midlife crisis. 380 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,699 (phone beeping) 381 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,175 (phone ringing) 382 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,323 - Okay. 383 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,861 (upbeat music) 384 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,530 (phone buzzing) 385 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,305 - Hello. 386 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,306 - Hey, Kenny. 387 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,840 It's Spencer. 388 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,076 Sorry to bother you, 389 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,544 I tried catching you at the hardware store. 390 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,046 - Dude, it's Sunday. 391 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,614 Day of rest. 392 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,016 - [Spencer] I didn't know you were religious. 393 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:57,817 - No, I'm not. 394 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,554 - Okay. - What's going on, man? 395 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,755 - Well, listen. 396 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,657 I was trying to get some painting done today 397 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,193 and I ran out of primer. 398 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,727 - Oh, you need primer? 399 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,496 I can swing by with a few cans. 400 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:10,597 - Are you sure? 401 00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,065 - Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. 402 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,101 Besides, I wanted to see the new house anyway. 403 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,769 Hey, maybe after that we can go grab that beer, huh? 404 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,371 - I tell you what, you bring me that primer 405 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,073 and beers are on me. 406 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,674 - [Kenny] (laughs) My main man. 407 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:22,742 All right, it's a deal. 408 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,576 - Deal. 409 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,287 - Phone Store. 410 00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,189 - I hate this town. 411 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,023 - Go on. 412 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,693 - Hey folks, could you just sign in? 413 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,563 - We're the only ones here. 414 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,399 - Yes, but we need you to sign in. 415 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,434 - You have to be shitting me. 416 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,268 - Zoe. 417 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,975 - I'm not giving you my email. 418 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,244 - We need you in our system. 419 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,246 - So you can turn around and sell my information? 420 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,079 No, thanks. 421 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,650 - It won't let me proceed without an email address. 422 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,652 - It's fine, I'll take care of it. 423 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,891 - Okay, we're checked in. 424 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:12,925 - Great. 425 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,332 Lynn Coleman? 426 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,267 - That's me. 427 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,501 - Great. 428 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,702 Chad will see you at the desk. 429 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:25,938 - What's up, guys? 430 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,174 How can we help today? 431 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:28,107 - We just moved here from the city 432 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,809 and I have zero cell service. 433 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,711 - Oh, super bummer. 434 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,346 Let's check out your service area. 435 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,281 What's your address? 436 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,848 - Oh, 113 Herrick Hill Road? 437 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,385 (computer beeps) 438 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:39,319 - Oh, bummer. 439 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,188 You guys are in the dead zone. 440 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,955 Just going to have to get a signal booster, 441 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,491 use your phone as a hotspot. 442 00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,326 - Listen, I have college admissions interviews I have to do. 443 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,794 There are shows I want to watch. 444 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,296 - Do we have unlimited data? 445 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,098 - Nah, you probably got limited unlimited. 446 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,065 - I'm sorry? 447 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,567 - Limited unlimited. 448 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,770 It's essentially unlimited until you hit the limit. 449 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,572 That's when you get limited. 450 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,174 - Why are we paying for unlimited then? 451 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,343 - Well, because it's limited unlimited. 452 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:04,477 - Listen. 453 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,813 How much for unlimited unlimited? 454 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,147 - That's the presidential package. 455 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,249 That's going to be... 456 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:14,654 $500 a month for the first line, 499 every line after that. 457 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,623 - I'm sorry, Zoe, we can't afford that. 458 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,959 - Great. 459 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,694 Thanks, Chad. 460 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,631 You've been absolutely no help whatsoever. 461 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,465 - It's okay. 462 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,699 We'll figure it out. 463 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,235 Come on. 464 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,068 - Hey. 465 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,239 Doing anything later? 466 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,006 - Ew. 467 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:40,947 - Spence? 468 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:41,781 - Yo, up here. 469 00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,450 - Hey, primer delivery. 470 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,352 - Perfect timing. 471 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,353 - Hey, man, you wasn't kidding 472 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,288 about being on outside of town. 473 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,623 - Yeah, just the way I like it. 474 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,524 - I dig that, man. 475 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,493 Oh. 476 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,663 There you go. 477 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,597 - Think you could give me a hand with something? 478 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:58,498 - Oh, yeah, sure, what's up? 479 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,199 - All right, here we go. 480 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:04,804 Slide out. 481 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,005 - Yeah, there you go. 482 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,174 - All right. 483 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,108 Thank you. 484 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,110 - No problem, no problem. 485 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,813 - I got something on my face? 486 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:14,714 - No, no. 487 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,115 It's just that usually 488 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,750 when people go through a midlife crisis, 489 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,119 they, you know, buy a Corvette. 490 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,422 - (laughs) Is that what you think this is? 491 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,623 - I'm just saying, man, 492 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,492 you never used to shut up about leaving. 493 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,826 Now you bought a house. 494 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,661 - Well, it's more than just a house. 495 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:30,963 It's kind of a long story. 496 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,432 - Yeah? 497 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,001 Well, how about you tell me that long story over that beer? 498 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,068 - All right. 499 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:40,340 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 500 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,275 - Zoe, can you see who that is, please? 501 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,278 - It's Dad. 502 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,013 - Can you pick it up and put it on speaker? 503 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,348 - I know how to phone, Mom. 504 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,884 - Hey, you. 505 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:52,685 - Hey. 506 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:54,654 - Bad news. 507 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,989 We're outside the service area. 508 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,758 - [Spencer] I'm starting to see a theme here. 509 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,059 How's Zoe handling it? 510 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,961 - My life is a nightmare. 511 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,196 - Oh, Kenny stopped by and I owe him a beer, 512 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,398 so we're going to go downtown, 513 00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,667 catch NASA's big announcement. 514 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,601 - Oh, yay! 515 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,236 You two can bond. 516 00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,271 Okay, then we'll just be back at the house. 517 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,540 - [Spencer] Got it. 518 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,741 I won't be long. 519 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:15,575 Love you. 520 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:16,409 - I love you back. 521 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:18,911 - Figures. 522 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,146 Perfect signal in town 523 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,415 and the second we get home, it's gone. 524 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,622 (sighs) 525 00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,059 - Watch this. 526 00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,233 See what I just did? 527 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,871 - You crossed the street? 528 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,339 - Yeah. 529 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,908 I didn't have to wait five minutes at the corner to do it. 530 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:50,610 I found a parking spot, I made a left. 531 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:51,578 Yeah. 532 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,212 Nothing stopping me today. 533 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:54,847 - Really that bad down there, huh? 534 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,183 - Yep. 535 00:21:57,183 --> 00:21:59,586 You know, some people like city life. 536 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:02,121 One thing I learned, it's not for me, 537 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,024 people living on top of each other, struggling to survive. 538 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:06,926 Not doing that. 539 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,362 - I hear you, man. 540 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:12,131 I've been here forever and it doesn't really seem 541 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,266 like I'm missing much in the city, you know? 542 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,202 It's always there if I want to see it. 543 00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:18,104 This is a great place to just live. 544 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,577 - Yeah. 545 00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,078 I think everything's going to be all right. 546 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:26,913 - Yeah. 547 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:43,229 That's one reason to hate small towns. 548 00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,765 - That's the guy that was on my property. 549 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,500 - Really? 550 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,502 You might want to keep him off your property. 551 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,904 - What's the backstory there? 552 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,374 - I'd rather not get into it. 553 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,411 - All right. 554 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,246 Well, he's on his end of the bar, we're on ours. 555 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,950 - What'll it be, guys? 556 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,953 Oh, I'll have Ommegang and then whatever this guy wants. 557 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,522 - Surprise me. 558 00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,157 - NASA should be starting their press conference 559 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:12,224 any minute now. 560 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,563 I wonder where this thing's going to hit. 561 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:18,197 Hopefully somewhere nobody lives. 562 00:23:19,365 --> 00:23:20,199 Like Idaho. 563 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:24,504 In any case, I'm sure we're fine here in Oneonta. 564 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:25,505 - Here you go. 565 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,010 - Thanks for the beer. 566 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:33,079 - Well, thanks for the primer. 567 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:33,913 - No problem. 568 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:42,989 So. 569 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:45,692 - So. 570 00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:47,827 - Why'd you come back? 571 00:23:52,198 --> 00:23:53,332 - I was hoping to be a couple beers deep 572 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:54,601 before touching that one. 573 00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:58,871 - (laughs) Well, I'm a very impatient man, sir, 574 00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,073 so why don't you go ahead and spill it? 575 00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:08,280 - You remember back in middle school, 576 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,616 when my mom died? 577 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:10,517 - Yeah, of course. 578 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,155 - Me and my dad, we moved down to the city after that. 579 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:18,891 Then he had to bust his ass twice as hard 580 00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:20,059 just to make ends meet. 581 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:22,895 But he did it. 582 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,733 You know, worked the same job for 45 years, 583 00:24:26,733 --> 00:24:28,000 built up a nice pension. 584 00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,303 And he did it. 585 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,905 Not a lot of people could say that, you know? 586 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,108 - Yeah. 587 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:39,646 - Then on that last day, he handed in his hard hat, 588 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,480 got that first retirement check. 589 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:46,519 And as he was driving home, he... 590 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,824 He had a heart attack right behind the wheel. 591 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:54,994 Crashed into a light pole. 592 00:24:57,063 --> 00:25:02,001 He just died at the scene, check uncashed in his pocket. 593 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:10,076 And as I was watching him getting lowered into the ground, 594 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,043 I made a promise. 595 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,946 I wasn't gonna go out like that. 596 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:18,384 I was gonna find a way to provide for my family 597 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:22,188 and enjoy what little time I have on this planet, 598 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:25,324 not spend my whole life working 599 00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,228 just to die on the day that things finally work out. 600 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,000 Put a stake in the ground 601 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,269 and I'm going to provide for my family. 602 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,107 That's what I'm doing here. 603 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:46,813 - Damn, man. 604 00:25:48,514 --> 00:25:50,316 I wish I was a couple of beers deep. 605 00:25:52,418 --> 00:25:53,319 - You asked. 606 00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:58,524 - Three people are killed and one is in critical condition 607 00:25:58,524 --> 00:26:01,961 after a gender reveal party gone horribly wrong. 608 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,162 Hold on a second, folks. 609 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,564 We're getting word from NASA. 610 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:06,532 Switching over. 611 00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,769 - Gentlemen, thank you for tuning in. 612 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:13,272 We have narrowed down an almost precise point of impact 613 00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:16,909 for the asteroid that is headed towards the United States. 614 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,811 The asteroid is currently on track 615 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,513 to collide within 48 hours. 616 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,716 And the point of impact will be... 617 00:26:24,684 --> 00:26:26,786 Oneonta, New York. 618 00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,788 We'll have more information as it develops 619 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:31,290 and our thoughts and prayers are with the citizens 620 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,258 of Oneonta. 621 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,928 - You have to be shitting me. 622 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:36,929 - Right? 623 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:38,798 It's not that hard to pronounce. 624 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,332 It's Oneonta. 625 00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:42,835 - Yes! 626 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:46,038 - Are you insane? 627 00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:47,539 - Dude, you don't understand. 628 00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:50,576 Listen, whenever there's a crisis, people shop like maniacs. 629 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,015 I gotta get back to the store. 630 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,117 Clear out my inventory. 631 00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,719 We'll catch up soon, all right? 632 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,153 - You're taking this extremely well. 633 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,855 - Oh no, no, no, no. 634 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:03,690 It'll be fine. 635 00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:07,593 See you, man. 636 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,942 (sirens wailing) 637 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:23,976 - Okay, I'll bite. 638 00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:26,478 Tell me everything. 639 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:28,614 - Not here. 640 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:32,685 Can I get a ride? 641 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:34,987 - Come on, let's go. 642 00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:43,329 (people screaming) 643 00:27:56,642 --> 00:27:59,645 - Time to get the hell out of Dodge. 644 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,883 - Mom, what are we going to do? 645 00:28:03,883 --> 00:28:07,519 - I don't know, but we are on the outskirts of town. 646 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,056 Maybe it'll hit more towards the center of town. 647 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:10,990 - That doesn't matter. 648 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,491 It could hit... 649 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:13,926 What's the name of that stupid town? 650 00:28:13,926 --> 00:28:15,461 The one with the Baseball Hall of Fame? 651 00:28:15,461 --> 00:28:16,262 - Cooperstown? 652 00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,730 - Cooperstown. 653 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,698 It could hit Cooperstown and that's still too close. 654 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,700 - I'm going to go try to call your father. 655 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:26,005 - All right, talk to me. 656 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:27,506 - I told you. 657 00:28:27,506 --> 00:28:29,708 They've known where it was going to hit since day one. 658 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,843 - How? 659 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:31,944 How did you know that? 660 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,181 - I've got people. 661 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,249 - Oh my god. 662 00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:38,084 Come on. 663 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:40,887 - Zoe, is this really a good time to be on your phone? 664 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:41,888 - I'm researching. 665 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:44,490 - Okay, so your people? 666 00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:47,526 - Let's just say they know things 667 00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,528 before the general public is allowed to. 668 00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:54,901 Whenever there's chatter about something, they hear it. 669 00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:56,836 - A major impact event releases the energy 670 00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:00,406 of several million nuclear weapons detonating simultaneously 671 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:03,042 when an asteroid only a few kilometers in diameter collides 672 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:04,276 with Earth. 673 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:05,211 - That's only if it doesn't burn up 674 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:06,612 in the atmosphere first, right? 675 00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:10,382 - Yeah, but you have the Tunguska event in 1908 676 00:29:10,382 --> 00:29:12,819 where a meteoroid disintegrated in the atmosphere 677 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,287 and the airburst flattened 80 million trees 678 00:29:15,287 --> 00:29:18,825 over 800 square miles and killed three people. 679 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,227 - I mean, I do feel bad for the trees, 680 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:23,229 but three people, that's really not that bad. 681 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,064 - Only because it detonated over a forest 682 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,866 and not a major city. 683 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,534 800 square miles? 684 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:31,337 That's the size of Rhode Island, 685 00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:34,173 which would mean a million people dead, not three. 686 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:35,407 - Good thing we're not in Rhode Island. 687 00:29:35,407 --> 00:29:37,409 - Are you even listening to me? 688 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:38,244 - Wait a second. 689 00:29:38,244 --> 00:29:39,078 Stop. 690 00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:41,881 Spooks. 691 00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,483 - [Spencer] What the hell? 692 00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:45,651 - They're watching you. 693 00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,155 Probably want to see what you do next. 694 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:52,925 (whistles) 695 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:55,828 Bullseye. 696 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:01,400 - Mom, we have to get out of here. 697 00:30:04,871 --> 00:30:05,938 - Where have you been? 698 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:07,106 - I know. - Trying to call you. 699 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:08,407 - This is Wilson. 700 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:09,708 Lynn, Zoe. 701 00:30:09,708 --> 00:30:12,311 - Ma'am, younger ma'am. 702 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:17,583 - Well, it was nice meeting you. 703 00:30:17,583 --> 00:30:19,418 We need to have a family meeting, so. 704 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:21,921 - Talk to you later. 705 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:27,894 On the count of three, stay or go. 706 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:29,528 - Wait, what are we doing? 707 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,762 - We're going to have a vote. 708 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:32,398 Count of three, stay or go, ready? 709 00:30:32,398 --> 00:30:34,633 One, two, three, stay. 710 00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:35,467 - Go. - Go. 711 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,270 - Dad, we have to leave. 712 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,305 - And we had a vote. 713 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:40,539 - Look, we are staying. 714 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,909 I'm not running anymore. 715 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:46,412 Okay, I ran to the city when Mom died, 716 00:30:46,412 --> 00:30:49,848 ran back here when Dad died, and I'm not running anymore. 717 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,683 I'm standing my ground on this one. 718 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,952 - Great speech. 719 00:30:52,952 --> 00:30:53,986 I'm sure the asteroid will be very moved. 720 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:55,354 - Spence, are you serious? 721 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,123 - Yes, I'm serious. 722 00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:59,992 Look, you're my family and I'm going to protect you. 723 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:02,261 Okay, we have 48 hours at least. 724 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:03,996 This thing can hit on the other side of town 725 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:04,931 for all we know. 726 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,265 And it's a small asteroid. 727 00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:07,866 - Okay. 728 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,101 You get one night. 729 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:10,569 - Mom! 730 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,072 - And then if it gets too close, we're leaving. 731 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:13,973 Deal? 732 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:16,608 - Deal. 733 00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,277 - Okay, so if we're staying, 734 00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,646 we're going to need some supplies, right? 735 00:31:20,646 --> 00:31:22,614 Even if this asteroid avoids us completely, 736 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:24,917 there's going to be dust and all kinds of things kicked up. 737 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:27,586 We need to seal the windows or something, 738 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,056 get some plastic sheeting and duct tape. 739 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,790 - Yeah, duct tape. 740 00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,559 That's going to keep an asteroid out. 741 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,527 - Okay, I'll go get them. 742 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,363 - We'll go get them. 743 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,497 We're a family, right? 744 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:42,601 Zoe and I just need to get some things together first. 745 00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,240 - Okay, meet me in the SUV. 746 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,645 - We're staying? 747 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:54,446 - For now. 748 00:31:59,118 --> 00:32:01,853 - [Reporter] People are evacuating currently in droves. 749 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:05,191 Where they're headed, I don't think they care. 750 00:32:05,191 --> 00:32:07,960 They're just trying to get out as fast as they can. 751 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:12,498 - [Spencer] This is crazy. 752 00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:13,765 - [Lynn] This is not good. 753 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,202 - [Reporter] Hold on, folks, breaking news. 754 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,603 The White House has announced 755 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,406 that the president is considering an executive order 756 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:24,210 to remove Oneonta from the United States. 757 00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,711 - What? - What? 758 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:26,612 - [Reporter] Yeah, this is about the time where I wish- 759 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,047 - Spence! 760 00:32:28,047 --> 00:32:29,615 - [Reporter] Beam me up, Scotty. 761 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:30,449 - Oh my God. - Oh my God. 762 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,650 I'm so sorry. 763 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:32,484 Are you okay? 764 00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:36,922 I was so distracted by, well, this. 765 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:38,157 - It's fine, I was too. 766 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:41,127 Oh. 767 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,229 Mayor Kim Mueller, hi. 768 00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:44,496 - Hi. - Hi. 769 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,164 - Dad, you almost killed the mayor. 770 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:46,032 - No, I'm fine. 771 00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:47,766 - Oh, she's fine. 772 00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:48,967 Spencer Coleman. 773 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:51,037 - Oh, you're the Colemans. 774 00:32:51,037 --> 00:32:53,472 Just moved into the house on Herrick Hill, right? 775 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,440 - Yeah. 776 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,174 How does everybody know that? 777 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:56,808 - Small town. 778 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,710 So are you staying or going? 779 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:00,479 Most people seem to have hit the road already. 780 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:01,980 Just a couple of stragglers, 781 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,749 I need to make sure they're okay. 782 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:06,052 Captain goes down with the ship and all that. 783 00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:06,885 - We're staying. 784 00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:07,786 - For now. 785 00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:08,987 - Great. 786 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,256 What were you headed into town for? 787 00:33:10,256 --> 00:33:12,591 - Oh, we're headed over to the hardware store. 788 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:13,525 Just going to grab some supplies. 789 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,494 - Oh, you're going to Kenny's. 790 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,896 Hey, while you're there, could you make an announcement? 791 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:19,431 I'm holding a town hall meeting tonight. 792 00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:21,200 - Town hall meeting tonight, got it, sure. 793 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,468 - Perfect. 794 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:23,969 If we're going to get through this, 795 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:26,838 we need to stick together and keep this town safe 796 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,574 until we can't anymore. 797 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:29,941 All right. 798 00:33:29,941 --> 00:33:31,677 Thank you, Colemans. 799 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,712 And tell Kenny I said hi. 800 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:35,847 - Nice to meet you. 801 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,185 - Yeah. 802 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:41,620 She's nice. 803 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:42,454 - Yeah. 804 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,927 - In and out. 805 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:49,761 - Guys. 806 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,232 - [Lynn] Oh no. 807 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:54,533 Should we come back later? 808 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:56,935 - We got this. 809 00:33:56,935 --> 00:33:58,237 Follow me. 810 00:33:58,237 --> 00:33:59,705 - [Reporter] Reports of panicked shoppers 811 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,440 at the hardware store, buying up everything in sight. 812 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,909 Police are telling us to warn all of you, 813 00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:05,411 just stay in your homes. 814 00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:07,012 It's the safest place right now. 815 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,216 - Hey, just grab everything we need and then meet me at- 816 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:11,150 - Spence. 817 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,419 - Hey, Kenny, Kenny, hey. 818 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:14,820 - Hey buddy, there's a line. 819 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,056 - Mayor asked me to have you make an announcement. 820 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,291 - Oh, Kim? 821 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,526 Yeah, anything for her, what's up? 822 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:21,727 - Okay, town hall meeting tonight. 823 00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:22,694 Anyone left in town should be there. 824 00:34:22,694 --> 00:34:24,163 - Got it. 825 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:28,600 - And we got like 30 bucks for the stuff so just keep it. 826 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,868 - Oh, perfect, man, appreciate that. 827 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:31,837 - Are you going to introduce us? 828 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:33,105 - Oh God. 829 00:34:33,105 --> 00:34:35,006 This is my wife Lynn and my daughter Zoe. 830 00:34:35,006 --> 00:34:36,308 - Pleasure to meet you both. 831 00:34:36,308 --> 00:34:37,443 - Lovely store you've got here. 832 00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,377 - Thank you, thank you. 833 00:34:38,377 --> 00:34:39,611 - Great, okay, see you later. 834 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,412 - Copy that. 835 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:46,452 Attention, shoppers, there's an announcement. 836 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:57,996 - Kill me. 837 00:34:58,964 --> 00:34:59,798 - Zoe, is that? 838 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:00,666 - Yeah. 839 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:01,500 - Are you- 840 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,334 - No! 841 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:06,238 - Everyone settle down. 842 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:07,739 Settle down. 843 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,675 Thank you all for coming here at such short notice. 844 00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:11,377 As you are all undoubtedly aware, 845 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:13,779 a large amount of people have already evacuated, 846 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,583 but you're here and I'm here with you. 847 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:21,553 I would like to figure out what's kept some of you behind. 848 00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:23,789 Yes, how about you? 849 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,123 - Who, me? 850 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,592 Sick grandma. 851 00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,394 Yeah, I just figured the government would step in 852 00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:30,095 and like send a rocket up into space 853 00:35:30,095 --> 00:35:31,630 and blow up the asteroid. 854 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,699 - Well, you might've heard that there's a possibility 855 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:35,867 that we will be removed from the United States. 856 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,437 So we are on our own. 857 00:35:38,437 --> 00:35:40,639 - So I guess we're on our Oneonta? 858 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,844 - What's the plan, mayor? 859 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,580 - Well, I have a now plan and a later plan. 860 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:52,083 The now plan is that we look out for each other. 861 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,385 We're a small town, 862 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:56,021 but there's bound to be people taking advantage 863 00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:57,723 of the situation. 864 00:35:57,723 --> 00:36:02,060 Specifically, empty houses filled with valuables. 865 00:36:02,060 --> 00:36:03,562 Now, if you haven't already, 866 00:36:03,562 --> 00:36:05,063 you may want to consider boarding up your windows. 867 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:06,298 I saw some folks doing that on the way over. 868 00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:08,567 - What's the point in boarding up houses 869 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,269 when they're gonna be destroyed anyhow? 870 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:12,571 - Well, that takes me to the later plan. 871 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:16,775 I recommend gathering up anything valuable, irreplaceable, 872 00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:18,710 and storing it outside of town. 873 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,812 As the asteroid approaches, it has been determined 874 00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:23,782 that the safest place for us is Secret Caverns. 875 00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:26,685 It is far enough and deep enough. 876 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,221 And we have a bus that could help get this done faster. 877 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:31,790 All right, I will open up the floor to any questions. 878 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:34,526 (people shouting) 879 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,595 - This is madness. 880 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,096 - Yes, yep. 881 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:40,131 - [Woman] How do we know the asteroid's even real? 882 00:36:40,131 --> 00:36:42,434 - [Mayor] I have it on good authority that this is real. 883 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,103 - [Woman] Can the government really abandon us 884 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:46,738 at this time? - Be back. 885 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:48,006 - Where are you going? 886 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,308 - [Mayor] Yes, they can, and they have. 887 00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,011 - You hear all that? 888 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:57,516 - I heard a lot of yappin' without much thinking. 889 00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:00,118 - You got something better? 890 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,457 - Hey, man, sorry I'm late. 891 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:08,460 Place was jam packed and I had to count all the money. 892 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,564 Wilson. 893 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:13,699 - Mini Munson. 894 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,768 - Wilson's got a plan. 895 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:17,769 - Oh yeah? 896 00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:19,271 Something like your last plan? 897 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:23,342 Listen, man, if your plan A involves him, 898 00:37:23,342 --> 00:37:24,743 I'd start working on plan B. 899 00:37:26,778 --> 00:37:29,948 - Well, I'll plan C you later. 900 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,684 - Okay. 901 00:37:32,684 --> 00:37:33,485 Talk to me. 902 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:37,656 - I'm expecting a communication at my secure facility 903 00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:38,724 in the next hour. 904 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,159 You should be there. 905 00:37:43,228 --> 00:37:44,430 - Okay, meet me outside. 906 00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:52,237 - What's going on? 907 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,307 - Wilson's got a plan. 908 00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:56,575 - The crazy neighbor? 909 00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:58,544 - We really don't have many options. 910 00:37:58,544 --> 00:37:59,645 - We have one option. 911 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:00,479 We can leave. 912 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:02,814 - Zoe. 913 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,585 Look, you gave me till tomorrow. 914 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:08,219 And I know this is going to sound weird, 915 00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:12,223 but we're supposed to get some kind of message tonight. 916 00:38:12,223 --> 00:38:13,559 Okay, there's something going on 917 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:14,693 and I have to get to the bottom of it. 918 00:38:14,693 --> 00:38:16,094 - I don't like it, Spence. 919 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:17,796 We're already running out of time. 920 00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:21,232 - Tomorrow, okay? 921 00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:22,067 Promise. 922 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,070 - Okay, fine. 923 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,372 See you back at the house. 924 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,683 - Let's see this secure facility. 925 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,659 (Wilson groans) 926 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,161 So this is it, huh? 927 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,298 - What? 928 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,000 This isn't secure enough for you? 929 00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:57,969 - Is that a serious question? 930 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:04,242 - Why so tense, Spence? 931 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,279 - How do you know you can trust these people, Wilson? 932 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:09,548 - Any minute now. 933 00:39:12,217 --> 00:39:13,351 (beeping) 934 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,186 (laughs) Bingo. 935 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:28,434 - A gravity device? 936 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:30,869 - That's what it says. 937 00:39:41,413 --> 00:39:42,614 - [Leslie Ann] I'm Leslie Ann 938 00:39:42,614 --> 00:39:43,849 with coverage on the asteroid story. 939 00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:47,853 We've had people from Oneonta in a mass exodus 940 00:39:47,853 --> 00:39:51,757 from the city of Oneonta to escape the asteroid 941 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,191 and the aftermath, 942 00:39:53,191 --> 00:39:56,528 evacuating now apparently to Secret Caverns 943 00:39:56,528 --> 00:39:58,930 just outside of Cobleskill, 944 00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:03,769 a safe haven away from all of the dust and destruction. 945 00:40:08,273 --> 00:40:09,107 - Okay. 946 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:10,476 We are asteroid-proof. 947 00:40:13,078 --> 00:40:15,847 - Did you gain any game-changing information 948 00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:17,683 from that top secret message? 949 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,653 - Well, I have a meeting tonight. 950 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:23,388 - Guys! 951 00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:31,830 - [Leslie Ann] The exact coordinates of the asteroid impact. 952 00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:36,835 42.495821 and negative 75.076065. 953 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:42,340 - Wait, what was that second one? 954 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:47,312 - [Leslie Ann] Again, that is 42.495821 955 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:51,817 and negative 75.076065. 956 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,953 - Come on, piece of shit! 957 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:57,255 - Zoe, language! 958 00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,090 - It's the house. 959 00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:00,526 - What? 960 00:41:00,526 --> 00:41:01,993 - What? 961 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:03,695 - [Leslie Ann] The coordinates put the exact impact point 962 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:08,333 at 113 Herrick Hill Road, Oneonta, New York. 963 00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:10,902 Our thoughts and prayers are with- 964 00:41:13,572 --> 00:41:14,640 - Spence. 965 00:41:16,407 --> 00:41:18,076 How? 966 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:20,612 - I guess the crazy neighbor ain't so crazy after all. 967 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:23,181 - You knew this entire time? 968 00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:26,484 - No, no, I mean, Wilson, he told me, but I didn't, 969 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,418 I didn't believe him. 970 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:28,654 - Why didn't you say anything? 971 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,188 - Because I thought he was crazy. 972 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:32,090 I didn't know there was something to tell you. 973 00:41:32,090 --> 00:41:33,925 - We're leaving now. 974 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:36,562 - No, no, this doesn't make, this doesn't make any sense. 975 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,264 - Dad, the only thing that makes sense is that we leave. 976 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:41,800 - There's something else going on here, like Wilson. 977 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,035 How did he know that it was going to be this place? 978 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:47,873 Like specifically, how did he know that it's this? 979 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:49,140 - He's a psycho! 980 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,610 Dad, even a broken clock is right twice a day. 981 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:52,944 I'm packing a bag. 982 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:54,045 - Make that two. 983 00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:56,782 Spencer. 984 00:41:56,782 --> 00:41:58,984 Spencer, look at me. 985 00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:00,552 We have to go. 986 00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:01,352 Now. 987 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:03,922 - I can't. 988 00:42:03,922 --> 00:42:05,824 I have a meeting. 989 00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:07,559 - You keep talking about this meeting. 990 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:08,694 What is going on? 991 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:11,763 What? 992 00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:13,531 Tell me, what? 993 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:16,802 - It... 994 00:42:16,802 --> 00:42:19,638 It's a gravity device. 995 00:42:21,607 --> 00:42:24,109 - (laughs) Please repeat that. 996 00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:28,914 - Gravity device. 997 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:30,616 - Mom, we're leaving! 998 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:34,653 - No, no. 999 00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:40,391 Zoe, Lynn, would you just please- 1000 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,860 - Spencer, I told you, 1001 00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:44,029 this thing gets too close and you don't have a solution, 1002 00:42:44,029 --> 00:42:44,863 we're leaving. 1003 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,164 Do you have a solution? 1004 00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:48,033 - Yes. 1005 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:48,867 - No, you don't! 1006 00:42:48,867 --> 00:42:49,835 - Mom, come on! 1007 00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:53,138 - Could you please stay? 1008 00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:57,876 - Spencer, I love you, but I have to do what's right here. 1009 00:42:57,876 --> 00:42:59,845 I'm taking our daughter and I'm leaving. 1010 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,048 - Stay. 1011 00:43:03,048 --> 00:43:04,650 - Spoke with our brokers in the city. 1012 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:06,117 The buyers haven't closed on our place, 1013 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:07,719 so that's where you can find us. 1014 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:10,155 - Guys. 1015 00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:11,256 - Dad, you know you're wrong. 1016 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:14,325 - Be safe, be safe. 1017 00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:19,831 - Hey, man, I came as soon as- 1018 00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:21,599 - [Zoe] Hey, Kenny, ask him about his plan! 1019 00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:26,772 - Where they going? 1020 00:43:28,506 --> 00:43:30,508 What's the plan, Spence? 1021 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,278 - Gravity device. 1022 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,913 - What? 1023 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,514 No wonder they're leaving. 1024 00:43:36,514 --> 00:43:38,616 You're still stepping into Wilson's bullshit? 1025 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,585 - Look, I know this sounds absurd, okay, 1026 00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:43,722 but Wilson knew that the asteroid was going to hit Oneonta. 1027 00:43:43,722 --> 00:43:45,556 Specifically, he knew it was going to hit my house. 1028 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,392 - Spence, how could he possibly have known that? 1029 00:43:47,392 --> 00:43:49,360 - I don't know. 1030 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,763 But whatever beef you have with him, 1031 00:43:51,763 --> 00:43:53,364 can you just please put it aside 1032 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:55,033 until we can figure out what the hell is going on? 1033 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,534 - No, no, hell no, fat chance. 1034 00:43:58,169 --> 00:43:59,004 - Now what? 1035 00:44:00,538 --> 00:44:01,707 No, stop! 1036 00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:05,777 Do not come up my drive, stop right there. 1037 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,082 - Hey, you Stuart Coleman? 1038 00:44:11,082 --> 00:44:12,583 - Who's asking? 1039 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,052 - I'm just here to report the news. 1040 00:44:14,052 --> 00:44:15,787 Don't shoot the messenger. 1041 00:44:15,787 --> 00:44:16,621 - Vulture. 1042 00:44:20,191 --> 00:44:21,827 - Shit, there's no signal. 1043 00:44:26,631 --> 00:44:29,434 Hey, seem to be having a little trouble with our satellite, 1044 00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:32,470 Would you mind if maybe we borrow some internet off you? 1045 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:33,404 - No, no internet. 1046 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:34,973 - Really, not even a little? 1047 00:44:34,973 --> 00:44:36,507 - No! 1048 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:38,509 $30,000 if you want to run a line to my house, go for it! 1049 00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:43,949 - Dump. 1050 00:44:47,218 --> 00:44:48,854 Can't wait till this place goes up in smoke. 1051 00:44:53,558 --> 00:44:55,026 Sorry about your house! 1052 00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:08,606 - Hey, hey. 1053 00:45:10,809 --> 00:45:13,378 Who do you work for? 1054 00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:14,813 - We don't work for anyone you need to know about, 1055 00:45:14,813 --> 00:45:15,646 Mr. Coleman. 1056 00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:16,815 - Knock it off. 1057 00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:18,216 Okay, so you creeps know my name. 1058 00:45:18,216 --> 00:45:20,185 How about you return the favor? 1059 00:45:20,185 --> 00:45:21,352 - Okay, fair enough. 1060 00:45:21,352 --> 00:45:23,588 I'm Agent Thomson, this is Agent Thompson. 1061 00:45:23,588 --> 00:45:25,256 - Thompson with a P. 1062 00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:26,091 (laughs) 1063 00:45:26,091 --> 00:45:27,625 - That's cute. 1064 00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:29,360 - It's come to our attention that you have plans tonight 1065 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,695 to meet with a rogue organization 1066 00:45:30,695 --> 00:45:32,397 in order to gain possession of equipment, 1067 00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:35,666 equipment that doesn't even belong to them, let alone you. 1068 00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:36,701 - Knock it off. 1069 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:39,570 Okay, and? 1070 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,439 - Just be very careful how you proceed. 1071 00:45:41,439 --> 00:45:44,042 - You're toying with powers a lot bigger than yourself. 1072 00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,676 - Great, noted. 1073 00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:46,711 Now, I have bigger things to deal with, 1074 00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:48,914 so please get off my prop... 1075 00:45:50,348 --> 00:45:51,182 Property. 1076 00:45:54,820 --> 00:45:56,021 Little too close. 1077 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:57,488 - The line's actually... 1078 00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:59,024 - No, it's there. 1079 00:45:59,024 --> 00:46:00,325 - It's actually right here. 1080 00:46:00,325 --> 00:46:01,126 - No, it's there. 1081 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:03,128 - All right. 1082 00:46:03,128 --> 00:46:04,062 - Get off my property. 1083 00:46:04,062 --> 00:46:05,663 - If you ask me, it's, well... 1084 00:46:05,663 --> 00:46:07,398 - [Agent] Have a nice day, gentlemen. 1085 00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:11,002 - Let's get out of here. 1086 00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:15,406 (slow music) 1087 00:46:20,178 --> 00:46:22,280 - Dude, you have had one hell of a morning. 1088 00:46:24,315 --> 00:46:26,818 Listen, Spencer, I think it's... 1089 00:46:26,818 --> 00:46:28,486 I think it's time to cut your losses, man. 1090 00:46:29,855 --> 00:46:30,956 - What's left to lose? 1091 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:35,160 My family already left me, we got reporters showing up, 1092 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,561 agents walking through my bushes, 1093 00:46:36,561 --> 00:46:38,596 and an asteroid is about to hit my house. 1094 00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:45,536 Why don't you just tell me what's up with you and Wilson? 1095 00:46:47,205 --> 00:46:48,706 - No, no, that's not important right now. 1096 00:46:48,706 --> 00:46:51,276 - No, I saw how you were staring at him at the bar. 1097 00:46:52,377 --> 00:46:53,211 Spill it. 1098 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:01,452 - (sighs) All right. 1099 00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:02,287 All right, listen. 1100 00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:06,824 He sold my dad a majority stake in a mining company. 1101 00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,494 Put his entire life savings in 1102 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:12,898 so he can have exclusive rights to this new mineral 1103 00:47:12,898 --> 00:47:15,200 or something that's buried underneath Oneonta. 1104 00:47:16,902 --> 00:47:19,704 The only problem is there's all these houses in the way. 1105 00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:22,941 So on the outside of town, 1106 00:47:22,941 --> 00:47:25,944 there's a warehouse full of mining equipment 1107 00:47:25,944 --> 00:47:26,777 that can't mine. 1108 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:30,681 - Yeah, I guess I could understand 1109 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,417 why you're pretty pissed off. 1110 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:33,251 - Yeah. 1111 00:47:34,685 --> 00:47:36,687 - Does that mean you're not coming to the meeting tonight? 1112 00:47:37,923 --> 00:47:40,358 - What, the top secret gravity device meeting? 1113 00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:44,329 - Look, man, I know it sounds absurd, 1114 00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:46,831 but I could really use you there. 1115 00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:54,872 - All right, listen, I'll be there, okay? 1116 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,309 But only to watch Wilson fail, right? 1117 00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:00,611 And to watch your back, because that's what friends do. 1118 00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:03,214 - Yeah. 1119 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,849 I guess we are friends, aren't we? 1120 00:48:05,816 --> 00:48:06,651 - Were we not? 1121 00:48:18,663 --> 00:48:20,298 I don't understand why we all had to cram into your van 1122 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:21,132 to come here. 1123 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,868 - The fewer vehicles, the better. 1124 00:48:24,802 --> 00:48:26,104 Makes for a quick getaway. 1125 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,774 - You expecting the need for a quick getaway? 1126 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:32,643 - Is there a different kind of getaway? 1127 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:36,514 - I know I'm gonna regret asking this, 1128 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:40,885 but, Wilson, why am I sitting on a damn toilet? 1129 00:48:42,787 --> 00:48:45,056 - Clearly, you have never been on a stakeout. 1130 00:48:46,224 --> 00:48:47,993 - You're saying this thing works? 1131 00:48:47,993 --> 00:48:48,926 - Give it a try. 1132 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,434 - [Spencer] Oh, they're here. 1133 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:02,440 - I'll be back. 1134 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,576 Don't play with anything. 1135 00:49:05,576 --> 00:49:07,412 - I'll give you something to play with. 1136 00:49:17,022 --> 00:49:18,889 - What are they saying? 1137 00:49:18,889 --> 00:49:20,758 - I don't know. 1138 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:22,060 Probably something stupid. 1139 00:49:25,263 --> 00:49:26,497 I'm starving. 1140 00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:27,365 Is there anything to eat in here? 1141 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:32,337 Got it. 1142 00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:35,940 Hey. 1143 00:49:38,509 --> 00:49:40,278 Good thing I'm not a diabetic, huh? 1144 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:42,180 Want some? 1145 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:56,261 (Wilson shouts) 1146 00:50:00,065 --> 00:50:00,898 What's going on with you? 1147 00:50:00,898 --> 00:50:02,100 Where's the device? 1148 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:04,335 - Oh, they don't have it. 1149 00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:07,072 - I'm sorry, what? 1150 00:50:07,072 --> 00:50:08,206 - Hey, man, I told you. 1151 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:11,909 - What are we doing here then? 1152 00:50:11,909 --> 00:50:16,914 - They said we already have it, somewhere here in Oneonta. 1153 00:50:17,782 --> 00:50:19,150 Probably on your property. 1154 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,651 - No, no, that doesn't make any sense. 1155 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,154 How could it possibly be in Oneonta on my property? 1156 00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:25,423 - I am just saying what they told... 1157 00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:28,859 Don't tell me you ate those. 1158 00:50:30,428 --> 00:50:31,262 - Why? 1159 00:50:32,830 --> 00:50:33,664 - How many? 1160 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:35,366 - Why? 1161 00:50:37,102 --> 00:50:38,736 - That's my concert stash. 1162 00:50:40,171 --> 00:50:43,508 - Like in your munchies stash? 1163 00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:48,146 - No, like when I want my own private light show stash. 1164 00:50:49,380 --> 00:50:53,584 Each one of those has a drop of white fluff. 1165 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:56,554 LSD. 1166 00:50:57,455 --> 00:50:58,256 Acid. 1167 00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:00,758 - Wilson, stop playing, man, that's not funny. 1168 00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:02,293 - Yeah, it's not funny. 1169 00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:03,594 Those things aren't cheap. 1170 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:04,862 - Wait, let me get this straight, man. 1171 00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:07,498 So if me and Spence each had 10 Sour Patch Kids, 1172 00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:08,999 you saying that's 10 hits of acid? 1173 00:51:08,999 --> 00:51:10,268 - Yes, sir. 1174 00:51:10,268 --> 00:51:14,105 And at market rates, you each owe me 100 bucks. 1175 00:51:14,105 --> 00:51:15,606 - Oh yeah, I bet. 1176 00:51:15,606 --> 00:51:17,007 How about you just take it out of what you owe my dad? 1177 00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:21,078 - (laughs) You might want to check that rage. 1178 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:23,581 You're in for a bad night. 1179 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:25,650 - [Spencer] Oh my god. 1180 00:51:25,650 --> 00:51:27,618 (siren wailing) 1181 00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:30,655 About that quick getaway, go, go, Wilson, go. 1182 00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:35,493 - All right, everyone out of the van! 1183 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:36,861 Hey! - Goddamn it, every time! 1184 00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:40,698 (sirens wailing) 1185 00:51:44,169 --> 00:51:45,170 - You ever think about putting some seat belts 1186 00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:46,937 on this damn thing? 1187 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:50,308 - In what scenario do you see me driving this van 1188 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:51,676 while sitting on a toilet? 1189 00:51:54,245 --> 00:51:57,348 - Uh, Spence, Spence, are you feeling something? 1190 00:51:57,348 --> 00:51:58,316 - Yeah. 1191 00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:00,017 Why is it kicking in so fast? 1192 00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:01,686 - Probably from all the adrenaline coursing 1193 00:52:01,686 --> 00:52:02,653 through your veins. 1194 00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:06,056 (screaming) 1195 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,234 - Okay, this isn't happening, man. 1196 00:52:16,234 --> 00:52:17,935 Is this really happening? 1197 00:52:17,935 --> 00:52:20,838 (voice distorting) 1198 00:52:26,911 --> 00:52:29,747 (Wilson laughing) 1199 00:52:34,552 --> 00:52:35,820 - Do you have a solution? 1200 00:52:36,754 --> 00:52:38,088 - No, you don't. 1201 00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:41,192 Please repeat that. 1202 00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,460 - Adapt or die. 1203 00:52:45,763 --> 00:52:48,098 - I just want it to go away! 1204 00:52:49,267 --> 00:52:51,369 (crying) 1205 00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:00,478 - [Spencer] How did you do that? 1206 00:53:00,478 --> 00:53:01,646 - Are these that strong? 1207 00:53:20,598 --> 00:53:23,968 - Hey, so, so, so where's the stupid asteroid anyway? 1208 00:53:26,103 --> 00:53:29,374 You think it'd be lighting up the sky by now. 1209 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:33,644 - Oh, you don't see an asteroid till it's too late. 1210 00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:39,350 You're thinking about comets. 1211 00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:44,355 - What about shooting stars? 1212 00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:49,427 - Those are technically meteors. 1213 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:55,900 Unless they survive the atmosphere, then they're meteorites. 1214 00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:01,038 - How do you have all this memorized? 1215 00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:02,139 - How do you not? 1216 00:54:06,210 --> 00:54:10,815 - Guess I must've fell asleep in meteor class. 1217 00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:13,518 - It's the universe. 1218 00:54:15,152 --> 00:54:19,490 The one thing everybody should understand. 1219 00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:22,760 - Yeah, I think I avoid it 1220 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:25,763 because it makes me feel uncomfortable. 1221 00:54:27,164 --> 00:54:29,467 - Universe makes you feel uncomfortable, Kenny? 1222 00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:34,238 - No, no, no, no, like realizing how small I am. 1223 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:38,275 You know, that makes me uncomfortable. 1224 00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,177 - You shouldn't feel uncomfortable 1225 00:54:40,177 --> 00:54:41,479 just because you're short. 1226 00:54:42,547 --> 00:54:43,548 - Shut up, dickhead. 1227 00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,150 I mean, I mean, I mean, think about it, guys, 1228 00:54:46,150 --> 00:54:48,486 like seriously, somewhere out there in space, 1229 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:54,925 you know, far away, is this big ass piece of rock 1230 00:54:58,195 --> 00:54:59,430 that we can't even see 1231 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,568 that's a short period of time away 1232 00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:06,837 from potentially killing us all. 1233 00:55:09,006 --> 00:55:10,741 I mean, if that, if that doesn't... 1234 00:55:12,176 --> 00:55:14,579 If that doesn't tell you how fragile everything is, 1235 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,282 I don't know what does. 1236 00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:20,585 - I would find that liberating. 1237 00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:25,155 - But, but who's going to remember me, you know? 1238 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:28,626 - I think you're being pretty hard on yourself there, Kenny. 1239 00:55:29,460 --> 00:55:30,294 - Am I? 1240 00:55:33,197 --> 00:55:34,298 I don't have any kids. 1241 00:55:35,299 --> 00:55:36,300 I don't have a family. 1242 00:55:39,604 --> 00:55:41,672 I just got a hardware store and that's... 1243 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,743 That's not much of a legacy. 1244 00:55:45,743 --> 00:55:48,278 - If it makes you feel any better, 1245 00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:54,752 in the end, nothing anybody does matters. 1246 00:55:56,621 --> 00:56:01,559 We're all just killing time until the sun eats us. 1247 00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:13,504 Well, gentlemen, I am going to perambulate back 1248 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:18,142 to my domicile, slap on some Floyd, 1249 00:56:18,142 --> 00:56:21,846 and pack the rest of my necessities. 1250 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:27,485 Oh, Kenny. 1251 00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:31,088 Good job tonight. 1252 00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:34,625 Whatever you did. 1253 00:56:36,026 --> 00:56:38,295 (whistles) 1254 00:56:40,164 --> 00:56:40,998 Bullseye. 1255 00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:43,133 - Shut up, man. 1256 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:44,168 I'm still mad at you. 1257 00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:46,437 - I know. 1258 00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:49,507 Ciao, bambinos. 1259 00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:55,713 - Think I'm gonna go ahead and head on to home myself. 1260 00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:56,547 Yeah. 1261 00:56:57,682 --> 00:56:59,249 - Couple of miles back to town. 1262 00:57:00,451 --> 00:57:01,418 - I'll be all right. 1263 00:57:03,287 --> 00:57:04,689 Figure I could use the walk. 1264 00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:08,926 - All right. 1265 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,361 Ciao for now. 1266 00:57:23,207 --> 00:57:24,975 I don't feel so good. 1267 00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:34,184 Oh. 1268 00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:39,056 What happened? 1269 00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:43,393 (car honks) 1270 00:58:03,881 --> 00:58:05,449 - Oh, hey, Mr. Coleman. 1271 00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:06,383 - Hey, it's... 1272 00:58:08,085 --> 00:58:09,453 Milton, right? 1273 00:58:09,453 --> 00:58:10,454 - That's right. 1274 00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:11,922 Great news. 1275 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,791 - What great news can you possibly have for me? 1276 00:58:13,791 --> 00:58:15,793 - Well, the news pitched in the 30K 1277 00:58:15,793 --> 00:58:17,294 to run a line to your house. 1278 00:58:17,294 --> 00:58:18,362 Isn't that great? 1279 00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:19,697 - It's great. 1280 00:58:19,697 --> 00:58:23,568 But I'm not going to need internet anymore. 1281 00:58:23,568 --> 00:58:25,670 - Oh, it's not for you. 1282 00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:28,539 It's so they can broadcast the destruction of your house. 1283 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,108 - How can they do that? 1284 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:33,410 - They said the advertising revenue alone makes it worth it. 1285 00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:35,045 Oh, hey, did you hear? 1286 00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:37,548 (car honking) 1287 00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:41,719 - Not again. 1288 00:58:48,458 --> 00:58:49,660 - Hi, Mr. Coleman! 1289 00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:53,664 Guess we're living in our own country now, huh? 1290 00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:55,800 Maybe you could run for president when this is all over. 1291 00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,302 - [Spencer] The hell you talking about? 1292 00:58:58,302 --> 00:59:00,004 - It's too bad about your house, 1293 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:02,940 but we'd really like to get an interview, if you don't mind. 1294 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,844 - All right, if I don't mind. 1295 00:59:06,844 --> 00:59:08,579 All right, you know what? 1296 00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:12,082 - Oh my God, Mom, Mom! 1297 00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:13,317 - What? 1298 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,819 - We are live with Spencer Coleman, 1299 00:59:14,819 --> 00:59:17,087 whose house is due to be vaporized by an asteroid. 1300 00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:19,323 Mr. Coleman, how are you feeling? 1301 00:59:19,323 --> 00:59:21,258 - How the fuck do you think I'm feeling? 1302 00:59:21,258 --> 00:59:22,092 Next question. 1303 00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:23,393 - Spencer. 1304 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:24,995 - I didn't think he'd actually stay. 1305 00:59:24,995 --> 00:59:26,897 I thought it was a bluff. 1306 00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:28,766 - I may have been bluffing a little bit too. 1307 00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:32,970 - You know what the funny part is, huh? 1308 00:59:32,970 --> 00:59:34,438 None of this matters. 1309 00:59:34,438 --> 00:59:35,873 Everything that we're doing, it doesn't matter. 1310 00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:38,542 And nobody is going to remember you or you 1311 00:59:38,542 --> 00:59:40,678 and nobody is gonna remember me. 1312 00:59:40,678 --> 00:59:44,114 No, everything we're doing is pointless. 1313 00:59:44,114 --> 00:59:47,584 We're just killing time until the sun eats us. 1314 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:49,519 - We got the shot, let's go, let's go. 1315 00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:52,522 - Get off, off my property. 1316 00:59:52,522 --> 00:59:53,357 Damn it. 1317 00:59:53,357 --> 00:59:54,792 I can see it now. 1318 00:59:54,792 --> 00:59:56,827 Crazy man yells at news crew. 1319 00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,031 - We have to get him out of there. 1320 01:00:02,532 --> 01:00:03,533 - Let's go, come on. 1321 01:00:08,238 --> 01:00:10,741 (car beeping) 1322 01:00:15,746 --> 01:00:17,047 - Here, Mr. Coleman. 1323 01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,582 The first month is free. 1324 01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:21,518 Although I suppose your first month will be your only month. 1325 01:00:21,518 --> 01:00:23,120 Sorry. 1326 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,621 - Thank you, Milton. 1327 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:25,455 Now, can you please get off my- 1328 01:00:25,455 --> 01:00:26,691 - Get off your property. 1329 01:00:26,691 --> 01:00:27,925 On it. 1330 01:00:27,925 --> 01:00:30,928 I'm leaving town, so it was nice knowing... 1331 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:32,562 Meeting you. 1332 01:00:32,562 --> 01:00:33,397 Bye. 1333 01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:39,403 Sorry about your house! 1334 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:45,876 (upbeat music) 1335 01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:50,247 * We're just killing time until the sun eats us * 1336 01:00:50,247 --> 01:00:51,716 - Jesus. 1337 01:00:51,716 --> 01:00:53,317 - What? 1338 01:00:53,317 --> 01:00:54,451 - Dad's gone viral. 1339 01:00:55,619 --> 01:00:56,987 - Is that good? 1340 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:58,222 - Going viral is great 1341 01:00:58,222 --> 01:01:00,290 for everyone except the person going viral. 1342 01:01:08,265 --> 01:01:09,800 - Spence, hey, hey man. 1343 01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:11,936 You okay? 1344 01:01:11,936 --> 01:01:13,303 - Top of the world, Kenny. 1345 01:01:14,538 --> 01:01:16,907 Couldn't be better. 1346 01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:18,075 Why do you ask? 1347 01:01:19,977 --> 01:01:21,411 - You're... 1348 01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:22,546 You're kind of famous. 1349 01:01:26,650 --> 01:01:28,252 - What even happened last night? 1350 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:31,388 How did we get out of the... 1351 01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:34,424 There was a car chase and... 1352 01:01:34,424 --> 01:01:35,926 - You haven't heard, have you? 1353 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,529 It's official. 1354 01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:42,666 Oneonta has been removed from the United States. 1355 01:01:42,666 --> 01:01:43,901 Yeah. 1356 01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:45,836 We have a president that would rather ignore 1357 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,938 the whole situation than deal with it. 1358 01:01:47,938 --> 01:01:51,308 So as a result, we're our own country now. 1359 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,945 Yeah. 1360 01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:56,814 I guess the spooks were out of their jurisdiction 1361 01:01:56,814 --> 01:01:57,848 and had to turn back. 1362 01:01:59,984 --> 01:02:02,086 Meanwhile, Kim's evacuating everyone 1363 01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:04,088 that's left in town to the caverns. 1364 01:02:04,088 --> 01:02:06,356 So will I see you there? 1365 01:02:11,428 --> 01:02:13,597 Look, Spence, man. 1366 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,802 I think you put up a good fight and did everything you can, 1367 01:02:17,802 --> 01:02:20,337 even including trusting your crazy neighbor 1368 01:02:20,337 --> 01:02:22,206 on a slight chance that he was right. 1369 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:24,141 Dude, he was wrong. 1370 01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:27,677 You have a family, man, 1371 01:02:27,677 --> 01:02:30,147 and that's way more important than a house full of stuff. 1372 01:02:30,147 --> 01:02:31,081 - It figures. 1373 01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:33,150 We move everything up here 1374 01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:35,052 just to have it destroyed, you know? 1375 01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,253 - You ever seen a hearse 1376 01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:37,521 with a trailer hitch attached to it? 1377 01:02:38,722 --> 01:02:39,790 It's just stuff, man. 1378 01:02:40,825 --> 01:02:43,293 And as for the house, you know, 1379 01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:46,864 it's nowhere near as important as the people inside of it. 1380 01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:48,498 Right? 1381 01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:49,433 I'll see you the caverns? 1382 01:02:51,668 --> 01:02:52,436 - Yeah. 1383 01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:55,439 I just have to say goodbye first. 1384 01:02:57,908 --> 01:02:59,944 I don't know what to take from the house. 1385 01:02:59,944 --> 01:03:03,013 - How about you just grab one thing that's irreplaceable? 1386 01:03:04,648 --> 01:03:05,482 - Irreplaceable. 1387 01:03:11,188 --> 01:03:12,156 Want some internet? 1388 01:03:17,494 --> 01:03:18,662 - Extended wifi. 1389 01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:21,098 I'll be damned. 1390 01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:24,568 (slow music) 1391 01:03:53,931 --> 01:03:56,266 - [Leslie Ann] With the asteroid impact imminent, 1392 01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:58,668 we will be off the air until further notice. 1393 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,337 Be safe, everyone. 1394 01:04:00,337 --> 01:04:03,073 This is Leslie Ann signing off. 1395 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:06,310 (voice echoing) 1396 01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:08,712 (slow music) 1397 01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:32,702 - Dad? 1398 01:04:35,605 --> 01:04:36,440 - You came back. 1399 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:37,274 - We did. 1400 01:04:41,912 --> 01:04:43,380 - I take it you saw- 1401 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:44,214 - We did. 1402 01:04:46,116 --> 01:04:47,784 Time to go, Spencer. 1403 01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:51,821 (kisses) 1404 01:05:01,665 --> 01:05:02,732 It's going to be okay. 1405 01:05:17,814 --> 01:05:20,484 (camera clicks) 1406 01:05:23,553 --> 01:05:26,556 (suspenseful music) 1407 01:05:38,735 --> 01:05:39,903 - Come on, everybody. 1408 01:05:39,903 --> 01:05:42,006 File inside in an orderly manner, please. 1409 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:44,574 Come on. 1410 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:47,277 There we go. 1411 01:05:48,878 --> 01:05:50,280 All right. 1412 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,115 Good. 1413 01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:31,355 - Are you sure we're going to be safe down here? 1414 01:06:32,789 --> 01:06:34,058 - Seems like people are getting a little restless. 1415 01:06:34,058 --> 01:06:35,292 Do you want to give a tour or something? 1416 01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:36,526 - Okay, sure. 1417 01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:38,662 I'm getting pretty restless myself, so. 1418 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:41,098 Folks, welcome to Secret Caverns, 1419 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:43,100 100 feet below the surface. 1420 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:46,770 Now if you'll follow me down the petrified escalator... 1421 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:51,175 - Hey, is there any wifi I can hop on down here? 1422 01:06:51,175 --> 01:06:53,410 - Hey, Chad, right? 1423 01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:54,744 - Mrs. Coleman. 1424 01:06:54,744 --> 01:06:56,213 Hey, did you guys ever get any internet? 1425 01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:57,647 - We did, yeah. 1426 01:06:57,647 --> 01:07:00,517 Just in time for an asteroid to hit our house. 1427 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:01,551 Figures, right? 1428 01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:02,986 - Classic. 1429 01:07:02,986 --> 01:07:05,355 Hey, did you see that crazy man on the news today? 1430 01:07:05,355 --> 01:07:06,656 - Yeah, I did actually. 1431 01:07:06,656 --> 01:07:08,192 That's my husband. 1432 01:07:08,192 --> 01:07:09,793 Spencer. 1433 01:07:09,793 --> 01:07:11,295 - Holy shit, it's you. 1434 01:07:11,295 --> 01:07:12,396 Can I get a selfie? 1435 01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:14,298 - You're famous, Dad. 1436 01:07:14,298 --> 01:07:16,700 - Or like even a video would be awesome. 1437 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,068 Is that okay? 1438 01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:19,569 - Yeah, sure, whatever. 1439 01:07:22,005 --> 01:07:25,309 - We're just killing time until the sun eats us all. 1440 01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:29,846 - I feel like I'm married to a celebrity. 1441 01:07:29,846 --> 01:07:31,081 - Thanks, man. 1442 01:07:31,081 --> 01:07:32,582 This is going to get so many likes. 1443 01:07:32,582 --> 01:07:34,218 It's weird that you guys don't have service up here though, 1444 01:07:34,218 --> 01:07:37,654 because they put the tower up there real recently. 1445 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:38,688 This is awesome. 1446 01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:39,623 I'm going to go post this. 1447 01:07:39,623 --> 01:07:40,957 Thank you so much, man. 1448 01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:47,164 - So? 1449 01:07:47,164 --> 01:07:48,098 - Mom, stop. 1450 01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:51,235 - Yeah, I'm just going to hang back and wait for Chad. 1451 01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:52,502 - The caverns began forming 1452 01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:55,339 approximately six million years ago, 1453 01:07:55,339 --> 01:07:59,109 long before the wooly mammoth, but long after the dinosaurs. 1454 01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:00,977 The caverns were discovered in 1928, 1455 01:08:00,977 --> 01:08:04,581 when two bovine explorers fell through the ground. 1456 01:08:04,581 --> 01:08:06,683 - Bovine explorers? 1457 01:08:06,683 --> 01:08:07,517 - Cows. 1458 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:10,754 Apart from the stalactites and the stalagmites- 1459 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,256 - What's on your mind, Spence? 1460 01:08:13,990 --> 01:08:15,525 - How's there no cell service 1461 01:08:15,525 --> 01:08:18,027 when they just built a brand new tower? 1462 01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:19,563 - Maybe it's not activated yet. 1463 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:22,899 - Maybe. 1464 01:08:22,899 --> 01:08:25,202 - The cavern's mining rough will reveal garnets, 1465 01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:29,973 rose quartz, fools gold, emeralds, aquamarines, and more. 1466 01:08:30,974 --> 01:08:32,008 - Maybe. 1467 01:08:32,008 --> 01:08:34,744 Maybe I am just a crazy old man 1468 01:08:34,744 --> 01:08:37,714 and it's a downward spiral from here. 1469 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:39,683 Be standing on the corner in my bathrobe, 1470 01:08:39,683 --> 01:08:40,884 flashing all the ladies. 1471 01:08:42,752 --> 01:08:45,789 - (laughs) I like your bathrobe though. 1472 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:48,024 - I'm changing my last name. 1473 01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:50,494 - In fact, if some of you remember, a few decades ago, 1474 01:08:50,494 --> 01:08:53,497 a group of geologists discovered a vast deposit 1475 01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:56,200 of rare minerals underneath Oneonta. 1476 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,403 The potential dollar value was so high 1477 01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:01,605 that it could not be calculated. 1478 01:09:01,605 --> 01:09:03,340 - Why didn't they dig for it? 1479 01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:04,874 - I'm sure they would have loved to. 1480 01:09:04,874 --> 01:09:07,644 The only problem is there's all these houses in the way. 1481 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:09,246 - What was that? 1482 01:09:09,246 --> 01:09:10,580 - Can't dig for precious metals 1483 01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:12,282 if everyone's living on top of it. 1484 01:09:18,188 --> 01:09:19,356 - I got to go. 1485 01:09:20,190 --> 01:09:21,024 - What? 1486 01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:21,858 Where? 1487 01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:24,361 - I just have to make sure I'm not crazy. 1488 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,795 - You are, absolutely. 1489 01:09:25,795 --> 01:09:27,331 - Spencer, we came all the way back here 1490 01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:28,532 to make sure you were safe 1491 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:29,899 and now you're just going to leave us again? 1492 01:09:29,899 --> 01:09:30,934 - Just stay here, okay? 1493 01:09:30,934 --> 01:09:31,768 I'll be fast. 1494 01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:32,802 I have to... 1495 01:09:32,802 --> 01:09:33,937 I think I can save the house. 1496 01:09:33,937 --> 01:09:37,207 Just wait for me right here. 1497 01:09:38,408 --> 01:09:39,276 - You go after him. 1498 01:09:39,276 --> 01:09:40,076 - Dad! 1499 01:09:45,582 --> 01:09:46,883 - Kenny. 1500 01:09:46,883 --> 01:09:48,285 Do you have bolt cutters? 1501 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:49,319 - Yeah. 1502 01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:51,288 - Meet me in the truck. 1503 01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:53,623 - What, we're leaving right now? 1504 01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:57,227 - Zoe, what are you doing? 1505 01:09:57,227 --> 01:09:58,895 - You don't have time. 1506 01:09:58,895 --> 01:10:00,764 - Zoe, you have to trust me on this. 1507 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,632 It's going to eat away at me forever if I don't try. 1508 01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:03,967 - You know what really eats away at someone? 1509 01:10:03,967 --> 01:10:05,201 An asteroid. 1510 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:07,937 - I'll be back. 1511 01:10:08,905 --> 01:10:09,739 I promise. 1512 01:10:11,275 --> 01:10:12,509 - Ever since we got here, 1513 01:10:12,509 --> 01:10:14,210 it's like all you care about is this house. 1514 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,880 It's like Mom and I don't even exist. 1515 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,015 It's kind of turned you into an asshole. 1516 01:10:21,951 --> 01:10:22,786 - Zoe. 1517 01:10:31,361 --> 01:10:32,195 I love you. 1518 01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:36,400 - Hey, bolt cutter delivery. 1519 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:37,567 But why? - Let's go. 1520 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:43,206 (car beeping) 1521 01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:46,843 (groans) 1522 01:10:52,416 --> 01:10:55,452 - Where are you two scurrying off to? 1523 01:11:03,993 --> 01:11:05,729 - Man, so many likes. 1524 01:11:07,664 --> 01:11:08,832 - Great. 1525 01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:10,300 Battery's almost dead. 1526 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:12,101 - You get the Pro or the Pro Max? 1527 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,470 - The Pro, why? 1528 01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:14,538 - Pro sucks. 1529 01:11:14,538 --> 01:11:15,505 - You suck. 1530 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:17,240 - Max is 3% more battery life. 1531 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,042 - Wow, a whole 3%? 1532 01:11:19,042 --> 01:11:21,177 - Well, 3% would come in pretty handy right about now, 1533 01:11:21,177 --> 01:11:22,178 wouldn't it? 1534 01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:26,416 (laughs) 1535 01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:28,017 - Whatcha watching? 1536 01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:30,286 - Where we going, Spence? 1537 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:31,588 - Cell phone tower. 1538 01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:32,889 - Care to elaborate? 1539 01:11:32,889 --> 01:11:34,524 - 'Cause this isn't normal. 1540 01:11:34,524 --> 01:11:37,126 None of this is normal, my entire life. 1541 01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:38,928 It hasn't been normal since I moved here. 1542 01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:41,731 And the only thing I can think of to fix this crazy problem 1543 01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:43,633 is this crazy solution. 1544 01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:44,834 - Simple. 1545 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:47,871 - Why am I not hearing any of this? 1546 01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:49,105 - Oh, I'll be damned. 1547 01:11:49,105 --> 01:11:50,173 The person who knows everything doesn't know 1548 01:11:50,173 --> 01:11:51,675 what's going on right now. 1549 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,710 - Maybe it's because your ears are a lot closer 1550 01:11:53,710 --> 01:11:55,078 to the ground than mine are. 1551 01:11:56,546 --> 01:11:58,715 - Whatever, look, as long as we're back in time, okay? 1552 01:11:58,715 --> 01:11:59,883 You know, asteroid? 1553 01:12:01,518 --> 01:12:02,986 - We'll make it. 1554 01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:04,087 - [Reporter] This is News Channel One reporting 1555 01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:05,755 from the US Oneonta border 1556 01:12:05,755 --> 01:12:08,324 where we are only a short time away from impact. 1557 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:09,693 As you can see behind me, 1558 01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:12,261 people are still scrambling to evacuate. 1559 01:12:12,261 --> 01:12:13,897 We'll be setting up our remote cameras 1560 01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:15,599 and then moving off to a safe distance. 1561 01:12:15,599 --> 01:12:16,800 We'll talk to you soon. 1562 01:12:18,234 --> 01:12:20,470 - You sure you set this up with enough headroom, right? 1563 01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:22,906 I mean, you realize we're talking an asteroid. 1564 01:12:22,906 --> 01:12:24,774 Boom, big mushroom cloud. 1565 01:12:26,810 --> 01:12:27,677 - Hey. 1566 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,012 Wasn't that? 1567 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:32,215 - Hey, saw your family pass a few minutes ago. 1568 01:12:32,215 --> 01:12:34,551 - Oh, no, I don't have a family. 1569 01:12:34,551 --> 01:12:36,019 No, I just have two people 1570 01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:37,253 who do whatever the hell they want 1571 01:12:37,253 --> 01:12:39,255 and we just happen to live in the same house. 1572 01:12:39,255 --> 01:12:40,824 Well, we did live in the same house 1573 01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:43,359 until it was to get blown up by an asteroid. 1574 01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,728 - It's okay, Lynn, it's okay. 1575 01:12:44,728 --> 01:12:45,862 - No, it's not. 1576 01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:46,796 It's not okay. 1577 01:12:46,796 --> 01:12:48,732 I have totally lost control. 1578 01:12:48,732 --> 01:12:50,734 I have completely lost control. 1579 01:12:50,734 --> 01:12:52,536 I've just been trying to optimism my way 1580 01:12:52,536 --> 01:12:55,505 through this whole thing and it has finally caught up to me. 1581 01:12:56,740 --> 01:12:58,875 Mayor, I just, I just wanted a garden. 1582 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,482 Are you okay? 1583 01:13:05,482 --> 01:13:09,018 You seem like you might be a little claustrophobic. 1584 01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:12,188 - No, I'm definitely claustrophobic. 1585 01:13:17,326 --> 01:13:19,228 - All right, now what? 1586 01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:21,631 - I have no idea. 1587 01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:24,200 Just looks like it doesn't belong. 1588 01:13:25,401 --> 01:13:27,604 - I don't know, it looks like it belongs to me. 1589 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,873 - Technically speaking, something that doesn't belong 1590 01:13:29,873 --> 01:13:32,175 would want to look like it does belong. 1591 01:13:32,175 --> 01:13:35,278 - Okay, well, how about you guys stop saying the word belong 1592 01:13:35,278 --> 01:13:36,446 and help me out here? 1593 01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:39,983 No service. 1594 01:13:42,586 --> 01:13:44,320 - Yeah, I got nothing neither. 1595 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:45,555 - Wilson? 1596 01:13:45,555 --> 01:13:47,591 - I don't carry one of those things around. 1597 01:13:47,591 --> 01:13:48,424 Are you nuts? 1598 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:53,630 - So we've got a brand new cell tower, no cell service, 1599 01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:58,367 and a gigantic mineral deposit underneath Oneonta. 1600 01:13:58,367 --> 01:14:00,570 - Oh, and an asteroid coming. 1601 01:14:00,570 --> 01:14:01,905 - (laughs) Soon. 1602 01:14:01,905 --> 01:14:02,906 Asteroid comes soon. 1603 01:14:04,508 --> 01:14:06,610 - What's the missing piece here? 1604 01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:08,311 - Well, did they give you a timeline 1605 01:14:08,311 --> 01:14:10,780 of how long we would be down here? 1606 01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:12,215 - No. 1607 01:14:12,215 --> 01:14:13,850 No. 1608 01:14:13,850 --> 01:14:17,386 I'm kind of winging it at this point, if I'm being honest. 1609 01:14:17,386 --> 01:14:18,588 - I'm sorry. 1610 01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:20,223 Pressure of a family is a lot 1611 01:14:20,223 --> 01:14:22,626 but I can't imagine the pressure of an entire town, 1612 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:24,928 especially in this situation. 1613 01:14:24,928 --> 01:14:27,296 How are you doing this? 1614 01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:28,532 - I drink a lot of wine. 1615 01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:31,968 - Did you bring any? 1616 01:14:31,968 --> 01:14:32,802 - No, no. 1617 01:14:33,703 --> 01:14:34,738 I should have though. 1618 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:41,010 Hey, maybe they have some upstairs. 1619 01:14:42,579 --> 01:14:44,080 - All right, Wilson. 1620 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,181 You've had your ear to the ground this whole time. 1621 01:14:45,181 --> 01:14:46,082 What do you think? 1622 01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:48,718 - All right. 1623 01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:50,887 Spitballing here. 1624 01:14:52,556 --> 01:14:54,824 I would imagine that the electronic interference 1625 01:14:54,824 --> 01:14:56,092 you've been experiencing 1626 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:58,061 on your property is the direct byproduct 1627 01:14:58,061 --> 01:15:01,397 of a mineral deposit discovered decades ago in Oneonta. 1628 01:15:01,397 --> 01:15:05,501 And my readings seem to indicate that your house, 1629 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:09,906 if you'll excuse the expression, is ground zero. 1630 01:15:11,641 --> 01:15:14,678 Somebody somewhere wants to get underneath your land. 1631 01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:19,515 And they found the perfect cover to do it under. 1632 01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:22,652 - So damn, so this is the gravity device. 1633 01:15:22,652 --> 01:15:24,220 - Something like that. 1634 01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:27,390 The asteroid probably shares some property with the mineral, 1635 01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:29,893 so it's more like a magnet. 1636 01:15:31,394 --> 01:15:32,929 - Well, whatever it is, 1637 01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:35,298 we got to get inside and take a closer look at this thing. 1638 01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:37,133 Kenny? 1639 01:15:38,401 --> 01:15:39,636 - If this thing is the culprit, 1640 01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:40,937 we should be able to just cut the power 1641 01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:43,372 and the asteroid will go off course. 1642 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:45,341 - Well, whatever it takes, 1643 01:15:45,341 --> 01:15:46,776 if it means saving the house. 1644 01:15:48,277 --> 01:15:50,379 - Wait, wait, wait, Spence, hold on, wait a minute. 1645 01:15:51,815 --> 01:15:54,618 Are we here to save your house or to save the town? 1646 01:15:57,687 --> 01:15:58,922 You said the house. 1647 01:16:01,424 --> 01:16:02,692 - I did. 1648 01:16:02,692 --> 01:16:04,961 - But yeah, man, but what about my house? 1649 01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:09,265 What about dickhead's house? 1650 01:16:09,265 --> 01:16:10,266 What about my store? 1651 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,245 - Shit. 1652 01:16:23,512 --> 01:16:24,347 Sorry. 1653 01:16:25,782 --> 01:16:27,283 - More importantly, have you thought about what happens 1654 01:16:27,283 --> 01:16:28,551 if you do kill the power? 1655 01:16:38,628 --> 01:16:39,796 - What is this? 1656 01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:40,864 Casual Friday? 1657 01:16:41,798 --> 01:16:42,899 - We're off the clock. 1658 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,135 - This is civilian conversation. 1659 01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:47,070 - Oh, I see what you're doing here, 1660 01:16:47,070 --> 01:16:49,305 it's that reverse psychology. 1661 01:16:49,305 --> 01:16:51,374 - Just regular psychology. Mr. Coleman. 1662 01:16:51,374 --> 01:16:52,809 What happens if you do manage 1663 01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:54,443 to knock the asteroid off its course? 1664 01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,079 - I don't know. 1665 01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:58,748 Maybe it flies past Earth and hits Uranus. 1666 01:17:00,483 --> 01:17:02,652 - You do realize it's a little too late for that, right? 1667 01:17:02,652 --> 01:17:04,821 All you're going to do is take out another town 1668 01:17:04,821 --> 01:17:07,791 or another city that hasn't been preparing for this. 1669 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,928 - You're one stubborn son of a bitch, Mr. Coleman. 1670 01:17:11,928 --> 01:17:13,162 It seems like no matter how hard they tried 1671 01:17:13,162 --> 01:17:15,865 to scare you off, you just stayed behind. 1672 01:17:17,233 --> 01:17:18,434 And everyone was supposed to just leave town, 1673 01:17:18,434 --> 01:17:19,703 make things easy. 1674 01:17:19,703 --> 01:17:21,604 - Guys, we should probably be going. 1675 01:17:21,604 --> 01:17:23,439 - Wait, what are you implying? 1676 01:17:23,439 --> 01:17:25,541 - You still haven't figured it out, huh? 1677 01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:27,610 I think you're going to find that when all is said and done, 1678 01:17:27,610 --> 01:17:30,579 you'll be in a much better position than you realize. 1679 01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:31,981 - Oh yeah. 1680 01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:32,982 - Chopper's waiting. 1681 01:17:34,450 --> 01:17:35,952 - Look forward to negotiating. 1682 01:17:42,358 --> 01:17:43,192 - She was right. 1683 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,329 - Who? 1684 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:47,163 - Zoe. 1685 01:17:48,197 --> 01:17:49,465 I've been an asshole. 1686 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,035 - Maybe. 1687 01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:57,473 But maybe this is a situation where everyone's an asshole. 1688 01:17:57,473 --> 01:18:00,176 - Yeah, but at least you're about to be rich assholes. 1689 01:18:02,078 --> 01:18:03,612 - What do you mean by that? 1690 01:18:03,612 --> 01:18:06,015 - The minerals underneath your house? 1691 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:08,517 I assume that's why you bought it in the first place. 1692 01:18:09,552 --> 01:18:11,154 - Oh my God. 1693 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,956 Oh my, guys, the whole reason 1694 01:18:12,956 --> 01:18:15,424 that the mining company was a bust in the first place was 1695 01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:17,126 because all the houses in the way. 1696 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:20,063 And now there won't be any houses. 1697 01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:22,398 - And we're our own country now, 1698 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:24,033 which means the government can't come in 1699 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:26,269 and claim eminent domain. 1700 01:18:26,269 --> 01:18:29,305 - And Kenny, you own the only business 1701 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:30,974 with the ability to clean up the mess 1702 01:18:30,974 --> 01:18:34,543 and get that shit out of the ground once the dust settles. 1703 01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:38,214 So, you're welcome. 1704 01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:40,449 (laughing) 1705 01:18:47,991 --> 01:18:48,825 Uh, guys? 1706 01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:52,295 The asteroid? 1707 01:18:54,363 --> 01:18:56,365 - Thought you knew where you were going, genius. 1708 01:18:56,365 --> 01:18:57,867 - I do know where we're going, 1709 01:18:57,867 --> 01:19:00,536 it's just, I must've taken a wrong turn somewhere up here. 1710 01:19:00,536 --> 01:19:02,438 I'm just trying to figure it out on the maps, 1711 01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:04,273 which unfortunately I don't have any service, 1712 01:19:04,273 --> 01:19:05,975 so give me a second. 1713 01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:07,543 - So you don't know where you're going. 1714 01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:08,744 - I know exactly where we're going. 1715 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:09,813 We're going to the caverns. 1716 01:19:09,813 --> 01:19:11,147 It's a few minutes away. 1717 01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:13,349 I just took a wrong turn somewhere. 1718 01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:14,851 - Listen, Christopher Columbus. 1719 01:19:14,851 --> 01:19:17,386 At this rate, you're not going to get us anywhere. 1720 01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,288 - Hey, is that crazy Coleman? 1721 01:19:19,288 --> 01:19:21,324 Come on, we gotta stop him. 1722 01:19:21,324 --> 01:19:22,658 Hey, stop, stop! 1723 01:19:24,861 --> 01:19:28,264 - Stop, in the name of the first amendment! 1724 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,098 - Come on, get over here. 1725 01:19:31,534 --> 01:19:33,336 - Are you guys insane? 1726 01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:35,371 There's an asteroid coming. 1727 01:19:35,371 --> 01:19:36,873 - We're just minutes away from impact 1728 01:19:36,873 --> 01:19:39,775 and we are here live with Mr. Coleman. 1729 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:42,011 Mr. Coleman, you've become quite a celebrity 1730 01:19:42,011 --> 01:19:44,313 since the last time we saw you. 1731 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:45,748 Do you have any comments for us? 1732 01:19:45,748 --> 01:19:47,016 - Yeah. 1733 01:19:47,016 --> 01:19:48,117 Yeah, I have some comments for you. 1734 01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:50,153 Yeah. 1735 01:19:53,122 --> 01:19:54,723 - I guess your job is about 1736 01:19:54,723 --> 01:19:57,326 to get a whole lot more complicated, huh? 1737 01:19:57,326 --> 01:19:58,161 - Why's that? 1738 01:19:59,562 --> 01:20:02,665 - The whole being removed from the United States thing? 1739 01:20:02,665 --> 01:20:04,333 What does that even mean? 1740 01:20:04,333 --> 01:20:06,202 We're the country of Oneonta now? 1741 01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:07,971 - I'm not sure. 1742 01:20:09,072 --> 01:20:10,273 It's not like I got a call 1743 01:20:10,273 --> 01:20:12,008 from the United Nations or anything. 1744 01:20:12,008 --> 01:20:13,009 We'll just have to figure that out 1745 01:20:13,009 --> 01:20:14,610 after the dust settles, I guess. 1746 01:20:16,012 --> 01:20:18,014 - What do you call the mayor of a country? 1747 01:20:19,182 --> 01:20:21,484 - Wait, isn't that your husband again? 1748 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:23,519 - Do you have any comments for us? 1749 01:20:23,519 --> 01:20:24,787 - Yeah. 1750 01:20:24,787 --> 01:20:26,122 Yeah, I have some comments for you. 1751 01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:27,891 Yeah. 1752 01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:32,028 I was wrong. 1753 01:20:34,898 --> 01:20:36,900 - [Reporter] Could you just repeat that? 1754 01:20:39,235 --> 01:20:42,371 - I said I was wrong. 1755 01:20:42,371 --> 01:20:44,373 - Your dad's in the news again. 1756 01:20:44,373 --> 01:20:48,945 - I moved my family up here for a simple life. 1757 01:20:50,646 --> 01:20:52,181 And it backfired. 1758 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:54,717 They think I'm an absolute lunatic. 1759 01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:57,486 They're right. 1760 01:21:00,924 --> 01:21:05,161 Lynn, Zoe, I hope you're watching. 1761 01:21:05,161 --> 01:21:07,030 I love you so much. 1762 01:21:08,831 --> 01:21:11,767 I'm so, so sorry. 1763 01:21:11,767 --> 01:21:16,572 I was so focused on the stupid house, 1764 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:19,308 I forgot about the people inside. 1765 01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:24,447 So you know, go ahead. 1766 01:21:24,447 --> 01:21:28,151 Take my house, wipe it off the face of the planet. 1767 01:21:29,318 --> 01:21:32,721 If it takes an asteroid to destroy everything, 1768 01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:37,193 to make things right, so be it. 1769 01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:40,163 I don't know what's going to happen when this thing hits. 1770 01:21:42,031 --> 01:21:42,932 It doesn't matter 1771 01:21:44,133 --> 01:21:45,935 because I think we're going to be all right. 1772 01:21:45,935 --> 01:21:48,337 'Cause we'll rebuild. 1773 01:21:49,505 --> 01:21:52,108 We're not gonna rebuild the way things were. 1774 01:21:53,476 --> 01:21:55,778 We're gonna build something better, together. 1775 01:21:58,081 --> 01:22:02,051 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a family to get back to. 1776 01:22:06,990 --> 01:22:11,060 Oh, I'm sorry about the shoe and the truck. 1777 01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:11,894 Yeah. 1778 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,499 - And there you have it, folks. 1779 01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:19,969 Let's get the hell out of here. 1780 01:22:19,969 --> 01:22:21,837 - Man, your dad is so cool. 1781 01:22:22,705 --> 01:22:24,407 - Really, you think so? 1782 01:22:24,407 --> 01:22:25,908 - Yeah, I mean, look at him. 1783 01:22:25,908 --> 01:22:27,776 He's clearly not afraid to say what's on his mind 1784 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:31,414 and he looks like he cares a lot about you and your mom. 1785 01:22:31,414 --> 01:22:32,248 - I guess. 1786 01:22:33,649 --> 01:22:36,019 I don't know, to me, he's just always been Dad. 1787 01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,055 - Here's the thing about parents though. 1788 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:41,390 It's like you get 30, maybe 40 years with them, 1789 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:42,658 if you're lucky. 1790 01:22:42,658 --> 01:22:44,593 You spend the first 10 just crawling around, 1791 01:22:44,593 --> 01:22:46,395 not knowing what's going on. 1792 01:22:46,395 --> 01:22:48,998 Then the next 10, you hate their guts. 1793 01:22:48,998 --> 01:22:50,533 Then I don't know, 1794 01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:51,834 I think you just spend the rest of the time you have 1795 01:22:51,834 --> 01:22:53,802 with them just trying to make up for it. 1796 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:55,938 - So you and your dad get along? 1797 01:22:55,938 --> 01:22:57,440 - No, my dad's a moron. 1798 01:22:58,341 --> 01:23:00,276 But we're working on it. 1799 01:23:10,253 --> 01:23:12,588 (car honks) 1800 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:24,900 - [Lynn] Zoe! 1801 01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:29,672 - Lynn. 1802 01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:30,506 Hey. 1803 01:23:31,574 --> 01:23:33,176 - You made it back. 1804 01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:35,444 - I'm back. 1805 01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:38,547 - Nice speech. 1806 01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:39,848 - High five. 1807 01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:40,916 - Don't make it weird, Dad. 1808 01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:49,658 So this is it? 1809 01:23:52,395 --> 01:23:53,462 - This is it. 1810 01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:57,100 - Oh, sorry, I didn't know we were doing a thing. 1811 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:00,236 - Let's go inside. 1812 01:24:02,004 --> 01:24:04,607 (gentle music) 1813 01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:22,125 (rumbling) 1814 01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:24,893 (dramatic music)