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So let, let me
get this straight.
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So you're saying that the
Lord put me on your heart
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to help me with my campaign?
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Ha ha!
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Honey, yes, I accept!
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I'm not turnin'
down no blessing!
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[laughs]
Thank you so much!
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I look forward to it!
Bye bye!
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Oh my goodness!
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Ooh, let's see!
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Hm...yeah...
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All right!
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Oh!
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I got some moves!
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What's up with this
unspeakable joy?
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And these unspeakable
dance moves, girl?
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Oh, my God!
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-Look, I'm so excited.
-What?
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That was Donna LaRue,
my new bestie.
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-[Leha] Okay.
-She's new in town,
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-and she's new to the church.
-Okay.
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She gonna help me
with my campaign.
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She wanna help me be president
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of the church's
board of directors.
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Ha ha!
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-Girl!
-[excited cheering]
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Only one person could
make me lose control
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-of my body like that.
-Who?
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Willie Jenkins.
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-[Cora laughing]
-He taught a dance class
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in the back of a chicken
joint in the '70s.
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Had me limber like a
chicken wing with mild sauce.
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[laughter]
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Oh my goodness!
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Okay, hold on, now.
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Is this Donna LaRue of
the LaRue Cookie chain?
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Oh my goodness,
the one who makes those,
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ooh, uh, uh, uh, shortbread
butter pecan cream cheese--
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oh my goodness--apple
fritter pound cake cookies?
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Yes, that's her, that's her.
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I think I just gained 10 pounds.
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[women laughing]
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It did not stop at ten.
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That's my new bestie.
That is my new bestie.
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But the thing is, is I love
that she's a successful woman
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and she's willing to
elevate another woman.
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Isn't that nice?
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Doesn't hurt
that she's rich too.
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Well, I'm not checking into her
riches or nothing, you know?
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Oh, let me check for you, dear.
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I'll look her up
on, uh, Old, Young,
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Gifted, Black and Rich website.
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You know what?
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It's not even about
the money, Ms. Anastasia.
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It's about us as Black women
just elevating each other
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and lifting each other up
and encouraging each other.
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That's what it's all about!
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You are so right, Cora.
So right.
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Now, come on, now,
Ms. Future Madam President!
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[laughter]
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Ooh, wait!
Now, hold on.
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Other than giving us
some free cookies,
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now what's your first
order of business?
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My first order of business
for my upcoming campaign event
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is to take down that opponent
of mine, that Lyin' Louise.
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Okay, well, so much
for lifting each other up.
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Now I'm intrigued.
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Why is she called Lying Louise?
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'Cause her name is Louise
and she's always lying.
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Wait a minute, now.
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Is that the one who
brought those Mattie pies
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to the church bake sale
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and tried to pass
them off as her own?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Oh!
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Yep, yes, it is.
That, that is her.
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How she gonna do
Miss Mattie Mabel like that
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and her Mattie pies?
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Isn't that sad?
That's terrible!
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You know what?
Ladies, hold on.
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Speaking of sweets,
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we need to, uh,
do something nice,
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like a fruit basket or something
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for the assisted facility
across the street.
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They've been having
some break-ins.
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Yes, I heard about that,
and that is terrible.
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That explains why Mr. Brown
bought the case of pepper spray
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and a box of tasers
and signed us all up
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for self-defense classes.
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Mm-hmm, 'cause that Louise is
gonna need some self-defense.
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Uh oh!
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After I bring her this
beatdown from this campaign!
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[cheering]
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Yeaa, boo! [indistinct].
I'm like, come on, baby!
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I've got it! I've got it!
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[theme music]
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♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make it if
we stay together ♪
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[music]
Oh, there you go.
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Cora, did anybody call you from
the Senior Men's Choir yet?
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No, why would they
be calling me?
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Uh, as the new
president of the board,
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we're gonna need you to,
uh, authorize the funds
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for us to do our new mixtape.
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-Don't start that, Mr. Brown.
-What?
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Cora, we need to lay
down some new tracks.
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Ever since we let
Brother Jameson go,
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we gotta lay down
a new mixtape 'cause
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his oversized dentures
used to be whistling
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on all the other tracks.
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He would sing--
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♪ Ama-[whistle]-zing
[whistle] grace ♪
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♪ How [whistle]
sweet the sound ♪
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-[Cora] Mr. Brown!
-Messed up all the tracks.
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That is terrible!
Don't do that.
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And don't have nobody else
calling me, Mr. Brown!
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That's not proper protocol.
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I haven't even won
the election yet!
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Oh, Cora, you know
you're gonna win.
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And I know everybody,
everybody know you gonna win.
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You gonna win that
by a mudslide.
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I think you mean landslide.
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-Regardless...
-Yes, whatever.
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What needs to be protected
is the democratic process
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must have her way
and be protected
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from voter suppression
and subversion
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by unscrupulous constituents...
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-Mm.
-Who you callin' consti--
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You lookin' at me,
callin' me a "constitch"?
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-Cora, I ain't no constitch.
-Mr. Brown, don't do that.
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No, Mr. Reginald.
You know, the thing is,
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-if I win this election,
-Hmm.
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I wanna make a difference--
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to my community, to my church.
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You know, you've been in
a powerful position before.
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Can you just give
me some pointers?
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-Give me some tips?
-[sighs]
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Much of the success of an office
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rests on the character of
the person who holds it.
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Now, you just choose to do
the best for all involved,
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-and you'll do fine.
-Thank you, Mr. Reginald.
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That was sweet.
That was nice.
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That's why you was
in a powerful position.
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-[laughing]
-[phone chiming]
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-[Mr. Brown] Uh, Cora?
-What?
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Your phone is
blowing up over here.
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What, it is?
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You don't got
a new man or something?
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No, Mr. Brown!
I don't have no new man.
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My phone blowing up now.
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What is everybody talking about?
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What?1
I missed my campaign event?
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Mr. Brown, look,
my campaign thing
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is not for another two days.
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See, see?
Look at this invitation.
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It say, "The Women
of Distinction Brunch
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with Cora Simmons..."
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[Both] Is today!?
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Oh! What?
What are they talking about?
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Cora, you missed your event!
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-No I--
-You a liar, you gotta--
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-Come on, Cora, fix your hair!
-Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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Do your makeup!
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No, matter of fact,
don't do your makeup.
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I'll do it.
Come on, Cora!
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No, we gotta go, go--
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Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?
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You get the door, I'll drive!
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-[everyone shouting]
-What is going on?
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-Oh my god!
-What's going on?
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[chuckles] It's alright, sit
down.
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Cora missed the event!
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She not gonna be president.
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No, my campaign thing--
they said--the people that--
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the invitation said
that they went to the...
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They went to the
event, and they,
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they realized that
there wasn't an event,
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and everybody came
and left, Mr. Brown!
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Maybe they'll "impeachech" you.
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How could somebody do this?
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No. Now, that date just
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couldn't just
magically change on its own.
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Okay, all right,
I really appreciate it.
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Thank you, just, just
let me know what happens.
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Bye bye.
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What did she say?
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She said she gonna try to
figure out what's happening,
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and then she asked me if I--
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if she could go to the
mayor's reception with me.
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She wanna be my plus one.
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-Mm...
-Yeah.
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-Cora...
-She wanna do damage control.
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Now, something about
this don't seem right.
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I, I don't have a good feeling.
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Girl, you, you right.
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It does sound a little strange.
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But you know,
that Louise, you know,
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-her event was this week also.
-Hmm...
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And I heard she didn't
have that many RSVPs.
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Hmm...
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So she may have sabotaged
my date
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just so she could bring hers up!
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[grunts]
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Lyin' Louise.
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[music]
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Clear!
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Clear!
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Clear!
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Oh, someone spotted!
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[screaming]
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Oh my gosh!
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Boy, what you trying to do?
Give me a heart attack?
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Trying to make me wear Depends?
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How'd you get up so fast.
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'Cause I'm fast like that.
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[shouting]
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Girl, you almost got
sprayed in the face.
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Now, that's not usually
the reaction I get
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when I enter a room.
Why are you two so jumpy?
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-You ain't hear?
-[Anastasia] No.
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There was another break-in
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at the assisted living
facility across the street.
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Yeah, and this old lady
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that used to be a gangster
rapper back in the day?
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They ripped her
gold-plated dentures
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right out of her mouth!
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Yeah, and this guy
get pistol whipped
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in a motorized scooter jacking.
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Yeah, I just spoke
to the facility manager
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across the street.
Now, none of that happened,
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but the thieves
are still at large.
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It's enough we have to
deal with--sagging skin,
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cellulite, and dying before
the next episode of...
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Oh, that reminds me.
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You're right,
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we shouldn't have
to worry about crime sprees
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and people sticking
us up for our papers.
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What do you mean,
sticking up for--
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[screaming]
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Man, I thought you had my back.
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Well, he too dark.
He just popped up!
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What are you guys talking
about papers and sticking up?
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What does that even mean?
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It means hide your
valuables, hide your cash.
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Hide your drip, hide your ice.
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Hide your mama,
hide all of your stuff!
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You're talking
about the misfortune
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that happened to the
other facility, huh?
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My prayers are with them.
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00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:56,434
But, but, but!
253
00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,570
There's an African
proverb that says,
254
00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:01,139
"One who causes another
person's misfortune
255
00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,408
"also teaches them wisdom,
256
00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:06,211
"because in
all things, even the bad,
257
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,513
there's always
something to be learned."
258
00:09:10,817 --> 00:09:13,184
I know he said
something profanity, but he...
259
00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:14,319
I don't get it.
260
00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,121
-African proverb...
-Yeah, yeah.
261
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,523
-It was real profound.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah...
262
00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,392
The two of you are very useless.
263
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,230
You did a good job installing
264
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,432
the surveillance
camera system, man.
265
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,267
You really know what
you're doing, huh?
266
00:09:29,303 --> 00:09:30,635
I couldn't even see the wires.
267
00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:31,803
It's, uh...
268
00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,104
It's a wireless system, Dad.
269
00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,674
-I knew that. Shut up.
-Right.
270
00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:36,875
Well, ain't nothing
getting past that baby.
271
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,210
I mean, it's got
sirens, night vision,
272
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,446
uh, facial recognition,
and dual audio.
273
00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:44,115
Nice. Well,
let's give it a test run.
274
00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:46,785
All right, but just,
just be smooth.
275
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,119
What you mean, be smooth?
I'm always smooth.
276
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,821
Get out of here.
277
00:09:49,856 --> 00:09:51,389
I mean, we know how you get
around electronics
278
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,758
and just things
that light up in general.
279
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:57,128
Just think back to decades
and decades and decades ago
280
00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,830
when you were young, right?
281
00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,099
And you saw a nice-lookin'
lady for the first time.
282
00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:03,068
Hey, man, you wanna
get me in trouble?
283
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,970
No, before Mom, right?
284
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,805
You used to be cool, right?
285
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,139
Less thirsty?
286
00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,674
Well, do that now.
287
00:10:10,544 --> 00:10:12,777
Hey...cutie.
288
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,479
[giggles]
289
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,114
Nice shoes on.
290
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,315
Like it here?
291
00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:18,283
Don't be a creep.
292
00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,517
Just sign in.
293
00:10:19,553 --> 00:10:21,252
And whatever you do,
don't hit the red--
294
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:24,122
[alarm blaring]
295
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,657
Oh!
296
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,158
-What did I do?
-You hit the red button--
297
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,860
the button I told
you not to hit.
298
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,428
Man, you should've
said it faster!
299
00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:35,767
Okay, how can we protect ourself
300
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,903
when the security system is
making us blinder and deafer?
301
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,440
I found this on the front yard
while I was taking my walk.
302
00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,677
Somebody's been posting them
all over town.
303
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:48,346
I'm sorry, Cora.
304
00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:49,514
No.
305
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,650
They didn't even
spell her name right!
306
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:52,984
What it say?
What it say?
307
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,986
"Cora Brown"--
that ain't her name!
308
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,655
Why would somebody
wanna do that?
309
00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:58,323
Why would somebody
wanna do that!?
310
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,491
[music]
311
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:01,626
-Man.
-çLeah sighs]
312
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:03,995
[music]
313
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,064
Before our self-defense
class begins,
314
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,366
I just wanted to
check in with everybody
315
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,669
after the crazy
week we've had...
316
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,103
[grunts]
317
00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:14,039
Does Cora's campaign
opponent still claim
318
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,407
she has nothing
to do with the signs
319
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,076
or involvement in
the event sabotage?
320
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,245
Yeah, that's her story.
She's sticking to it.
321
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,913
But Philip and I,
we drove around town
322
00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,715
and grabbed as many
signs as we could.
323
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,184
Yeah, and I started a hashtag,
#SingingDivaForPresident,
324
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,186
on my Ding Dong account.
325
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,556
Bravo, but I have an
Epsom salt bath waiting.
326
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,658
Where's the instructor?
327
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,229
Come forward!
328
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:39,698
I'm your instructor
for today.
329
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,765
[everybody groans]
330
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,068
"Ohhh" what?
331
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,302
Somebody wanna be whooped early?
332
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,205
I didn't say anything.
333
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,406
Hey, everybody.
334
00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:49,641
[Group] Hey, Cora.
335
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,109
I just wanna [coughs]
thank everybody
336
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,578
for all your love and support,
337
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:56,481
well, on everything, and...
338
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,717
But, you know, I'm, I'm fine.
339
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:02,787
And, uh, I'll be--I'll be fine.
340
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,324
Really, I'm...I'm really fine.
341
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,759
That's a lot of "I'm fines."
342
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,160
It's like one more "I'm fine"
343
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,396
before she lays
hands on somebody.
344
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,132
Good to see you in
better spirits, Cora.
345
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,801
Oh, thank, thank you so
much, Mister, Mr. Reginald.
346
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,303
Oh...
347
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,105
I didn't wanna
miss the self-defense class.
348
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,740
[coughs]
349
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,241
So!
350
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,944
I will be your
instructor for today
351
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,114
to teach you self-destruction!
352
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:34,753
So if you and you want to learn
my technique, come follow me.
353
00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:37,455
Okay.
354
00:12:37,491 --> 00:12:40,325
You are here today
355
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,860
because you
356
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,461
can't defend yourself.
357
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,464
I'm going to teach
you techniques
358
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,567
taught to me by Grand
Master Kung Fu Brotha!
359
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,372
I will teach you techniques
360
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,175
that if someone
went up to you and say,
361
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,444
"Give me your
Social Security check!"
362
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:03,782
you will be able to
defend yourself today.
363
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,117
Now, watch and learn.
364
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:11,623
Someone steps to you, you--first
thing is you must stomp!
365
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,224
Stomp!
366
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,127
The next thing, slap the
taste out of their mouth!
367
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:17,495
-[all grunting]
-Slap it!
368
00:13:17,531 --> 00:13:19,697
-[all grunting]
-Now choke it!
369
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,232
-[all grunting]
-Now put it together!
370
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,300
Stomp!
371
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,234
Slap!
372
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:24,536
Choke!
373
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,671
Stomp, slap, choke!
374
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,072
Now we must put a twist on it.
375
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,341
-When you choke, grind it!
-Oh!
376
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,310
Stomp, slap, choke!
377
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,679
Stomp, slap, choke!
378
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:38,082
Now, I want to show you
how to grind on the groin!
379
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,951
Grind the groin!
380
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,855
You must first go to the left.
381
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,323
Go to the left.
382
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,192
Now knee to groin.
383
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,927
Now go to the right.
384
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,395
Go to the right.
385
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:51,462
Now knee to groin!
386
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,864
Knee it! Knee it!
387
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:55,200
Go nuts! Go nuts! Go nuts!
388
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,501
[shouting]
389
00:13:56,536 --> 00:14:00,805
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
390
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,106
Wait.
391
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,242
Cora, you gettin' carried away.
392
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,844
-You mad at something?
-Mm-hmm.
393
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,747
Stomp, slap, choke.
394
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:13,852
Stomp, stomp, stomp, choke!
395
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:16,187
Okay, okay, champ.
396
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,623
Hey, you might wanna
channel some of that energy
397
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:22,427
into giving Lying Louise a
dose of her own medicine.
398
00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,062
You know, I got some
dudes from the low end
399
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,264
that could come up here,
go to her event,
400
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,732
turn that mother out!
401
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,068
Hard pass.
402
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,103
Hard pass, y'all.
403
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,739
'Cause right now,
I don't know what to do.
404
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,343
Just gonna have to let
the Lord just guide me.
405
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:42,413
Yes, when they go low,
you don't go lower.
406
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,848
The best revenge is to keep
407
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,417
your self-respect
and dignity, huh?
408
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:47,785
Because you know in all--
409
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:51,923
All things, yes,
in all things, even bad,
410
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,325
-there's a lesson to learn.
-Exactly.
411
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,295
That sounds good right now.
That sounds real good.
412
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,597
You always got to
use these Africanisms?
413
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,165
My friend, don't hate, huh?
414
00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,134
Come, I'll teach
you some Africanism.
415
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:04,202
I'll make you African.
416
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,303
[laughs]
417
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,572
I don't want to learn.
418
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,141
Ooh, Leah, this...
419
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,509
This is hard. This is hard.
420
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,677
I know, Cora.
421
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,279
-[phone ringing]
-[Cora sighs]
422
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,446
I'm so sorry.
423
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,251
Hello?
424
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,054
Yes.
425
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,524
Yeah, I understand.
426
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,626
I don't...I do.
427
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,728
But I don't think
that's what's best.
428
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:34,966
I tell you what.
429
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,469
I'll let you know
what I decide, okay?
430
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,772
All right, I'll call you back.
431
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,006
Thanks, bye.
432
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,877
Let me guess,
your campaign manager?
433
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,512
Yup.
434
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:52,850
She thinks I should
just...bow out gracefully.
435
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:55,453
What?
436
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,188
Maybe she's right.
437
00:15:57,891 --> 00:16:02,827
[music]
438
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,595
Mm-hmm...
439
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,332
Okay, what else do we know?
440
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,001
Lying Louise drives
a Mercedes-Benz,
441
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,870
wears designer
clothes and shoes,
442
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:14,906
but everything is old and ratty.
443
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,809
The woman hasn't been
shopping since the eighties.
444
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,379
One of my honeys,
who works at the bank,
445
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,982
said that she saw Louise
arguing with a teller
446
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,584
over--about her
overdraft account.
447
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:30,154
So Lyin' Louise is
having money problems.
448
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,522
What else do we have?
449
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,224
Well, when I went out
to get an oil change,
450
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,059
I saw that old
Mercedes up there,
451
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,062
and she had the letters
"LL" engraved in the seats.
452
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,398
"Lyin' Louise."
453
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,933
Lyin' Louise
isn't her real name,
454
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:44,902
so why would she have
that engraved in her seats?
455
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:48,439
That's just what some of the
ladies at the church call her...
456
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,374
Hm.
457
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,611
Small homemade batches
with natural ingredients
458
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:58,549
like butter,
brown sugar, and vanilla.
459
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,385
I will investigate further!
460
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,122
LaRue Cookies, huh?
Enjoy them while you can.
461
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:07,191
The company's going
belly up--bankrupt!
462
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,394
Assets frozen and seized.
463
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:13,798
Officers and board members
being investigated for fraud,
464
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,634
corruption,
tax evasion, you name it.
465
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,436
Mm!
466
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:21,606
Someone get me
Lyin' Louise's real name.
467
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,875
Hold up, what kind of
investigation are we doing
468
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,611
when we don't even know the name
of the person we investigating?
469
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,983
We're not investigators.
We are fixers.
470
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,985
We fix things.
471
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:37,221
We fix ourselves and
we fix other people.
472
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,489
That's what we do.
473
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,058
That's who we are...
474
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:43,061
[music]
475
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,866
[sighs]
476
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,906
Guys, guys, guess what?
477
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,007
Hey...
478
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,141
What is it, Philip?
479
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,609
Are y'all supposed to be
gladiators?
480
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:01,746
What is it, Philip?
481
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,147
We're in the middle
of a meeting.
482
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,782
A really important meeting.
483
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:05,950
Okay, well, hold up.
484
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,452
I had a substitute
teacher today.
485
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,287
And guess what she brought
to class as a treat.
486
00:18:09,322 --> 00:18:11,355
Donuts?
487
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,624
I guess pizza.
488
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,860
Wings of a chicken.
489
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,295
Guys, guys, guys,
stop guessing.
490
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,063
It was a rhetorical question.
491
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,833
She brought a box
of LaRue Cookies.
492
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,801
So her name was Miss Louise,
493
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,304
but guess what
her real name was?
494
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,473
Louise LaRue.
495
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,974
I knew it!
496
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:33,878
Those schemin',
lyin', conniving--
497
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,313
Okay! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
498
00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,682
Okay, look, check this out.
499
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,788
Even though the
surveillance system
500
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,723
went crazy the other day,
501
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,892
cameras were still recording.
502
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,027
And guess what the
front camera caught?
503
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,930
-Oh!
-Wow...
504
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,666
Let me guess--
505
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:58,336
Donna and that
Lyin' Louise LaRue.
506
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,808
Yeah, they put those
nasty campaign signs out.
507
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,177
-So you knew?
-Yes, I knew.
508
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,546
The Lord put it on my heart
to give Donna a call, you know,
509
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,315
and show her some
compassion, and I did.
510
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,452
And she just started
tellin' me everything.
511
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:17,355
Her and her evil sister were
in cahoots the whole time!
512
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,723
Yeah.
513
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,758
Donna figured if
Louise won the election,
514
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:24,395
she could control the finances
and meet the right people
515
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,831
and get back on her feet again.
516
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:31,869
Well, thankfully, Cora, the day
has been saved and handled.
517
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:36,207
So, does this mean you're
the new president of the board?
518
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,243
Well, I guess so, by default.
519
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,313
No, no, no, Cora,
you took the high road.
520
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:46,617
So if God blessed you
with that, it is not default.
521
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,586
It is by God's design.
522
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,254
I guess you're right, Efe.
523
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,622
-[laughter]
-You know what?
524
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,925
Hey, y'all.
Let's celebrate!
525
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,426
[cheering]
526
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,597
I've got to tell y'all
somethin' that's been on--
527
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,732
Oh, you already
done set up a board.
528
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,701
I'mma tell you this,
Cora, 'cause I love you,
529
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,169
and I done figured
this out for you.
530
00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:07,171
I done figured out
who been savage-tagin'
531
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,639
and slayin' your name, Cora.
532
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,374
-Sab-sabotaging...
-Whatever!
533
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,476
Cora, look right here!
You already got it up.
534
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,146
Okay, this right here
is Louise Jefferson.
535
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,149
Louise Jefferson is
really Louise LaRue!
536
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:21,219
Jefferson was her
ex-husband's last name.
537
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,020
He gone on to be with Dolores.
538
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,689
-Oh, Dolores?
-Dolores?
539
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,324
I don't know if he was a
Christian or whatever,
540
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,694
so I just say Dolores
in case he was going down to...
541
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,962
That's right.
542
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,731
So she is really Donna's sister!
543
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,999
-Really?
-[Efe] Yeah!
544
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,001
You know what we'd
call you in Africa?
545
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:37,835
What?
546
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,171
JJC--Johnny Just Come.
547
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,505
We've run this disease!
548
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,007
Yes, we already know!
549
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,375
You know what we'd
call you in America?
550
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,110
-What?
-Shut up!
551
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,179
[arguing]
552
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,347
You don't know nothin'.
553
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:53,384
[arguing]
[music]
554
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,719
Come here again!
555
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:59,423
[music]