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So let, let me
get this straight.
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So you're saying that the
Lord put me on your heart
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to help me with my campaign?
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Ha ha!
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Honey, yes, I accept!
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I'm not turnin'
down no blessing!
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[laughs]
Thank you so much!
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I look forward to it!
Bye bye!
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Oh my goodness!
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Ooh, let's see!
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Hm...yeah...
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All right!
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Oh!
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I got some moves!
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What's up with this
unspeakable joy?
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And these unspeakable
dance moves, girl?
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Oh, my God!
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-Look, I'm so excited.
-What?
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That was Donna LaRue,
my new bestie.
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-[Leha] Okay.
-She's new in town,
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-and she's new to the church.
-Okay.
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She gonna help me
with my campaign.
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She wanna help me be president
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of the church's
board of directors.
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Ha ha!
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-Girl!
-[excited cheering]
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Only one person could
make me lose control
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-of my body like that.
-Who?
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Willie Jenkins.
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-[Cora laughing]
-He taught a dance class
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in the back of a chicken
joint in the '70s.
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Had me limber like a
chicken wing with mild sauce.
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[laughter]
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Oh my goodness!
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Okay, hold on, now.
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Is this Donna LaRue of
the LaRue Cookie chain?
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Oh my goodness,
the one who makes those,
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ooh, uh, uh, uh, shortbread
butter pecan cream cheese--
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oh my goodness--apple
fritter pound cake cookies?
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Yes, that's her, that's her.
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I think I just gained 10 pounds.
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[women laughing]
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It did not stop at ten.
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That's my new bestie.
That is my new bestie.
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But the thing is, is I love
that she's a successful woman
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and she's willing to
elevate another woman.
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Isn't that nice?
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Doesn't hurt
that she's rich too.
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Well, I'm not checking into her
riches or nothing, you know?
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Oh, let me check for you, dear.
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I'll look her up
on, uh, Old, Young,
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Gifted, Black and Rich website.
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You know what?
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It's not even about
the money, Ms. Anastasia.
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It's about us as Black women
just elevating each other
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and lifting each other up
and encouraging each other.
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That's what it's all about!
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You are so right, Cora.
So right.
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Now, come on, now,
Ms. Future Madam President!
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[laughter]
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Ooh, wait!
Now, hold on.
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Other than giving us
some free cookies,
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now what's your first
order of business?
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My first order of business
for my upcoming campaign event
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is to take down that opponent
of mine, that Lyin' Louise.
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Okay, well, so much
for lifting each other up.
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Now I'm intrigued.
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Why is she called Lying Louise?
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'Cause her name is Louise
and she's always lying.
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Wait a minute, now.
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Is that the one who
brought those Mattie pies
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to the church bake sale
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and tried to pass
them off as her own?
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-Mm-hmm.
-Oh!
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Yep, yes, it is.
That, that is her.
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How she gonna do
Miss Mattie Mabel like that
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and her Mattie pies?
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Isn't that sad?
That's terrible!
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You know what?
Ladies, hold on.
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Speaking of sweets,
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we need to, uh,
do something nice,
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like a fruit basket or something
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for the assisted facility
across the street.
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They've been having
some break-ins.
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Yes, I heard about that,
and that is terrible.
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That explains why Mr. Brown
bought the case of pepper spray
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and a box of tasers
and signed us all up
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for self-defense classes.
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Mm-hmm, 'cause that Louise is
gonna need some self-defense.
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Uh oh!
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After I bring her this
beatdown from this campaign!
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[cheering]
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Yeaa, boo! [indistinct].
I'm like, come on, baby!
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I've got it! I've got it!
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[theme music]
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♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make it if
we stay together ♪
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[music]
Oh, there you go.
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Cora, did anybody call you from
the Senior Men's Choir yet?
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No, why would they
be calling me?
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Uh, as the new
president of the board,
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we're gonna need you to,
uh, authorize the funds
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for us to do our new mixtape.
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-Don't start that, Mr. Brown.
-What?
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Cora, we need to lay
down some new tracks.
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Ever since we let
Brother Jameson go,
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we gotta lay down
a new mixtape 'cause
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his oversized dentures
used to be whistling
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on all the other tracks.
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He would sing--
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♪ Ama-[whistle]-zing
[whistle] grace ♪
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♪ How [whistle]
sweet the sound ♪
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-[Cora] Mr. Brown!
-Messed up all the tracks.
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That is terrible!
Don't do that.
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And don't have nobody else
calling me, Mr. Brown!
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That's not proper protocol.
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I haven't even won
the election yet!
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Oh, Cora, you know
you're gonna win.
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And I know everybody,
everybody know you gonna win.
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You gonna win that
by a mudslide.
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I think you mean landslide.
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-Regardless...
-Yes, whatever.
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What needs to be protected
is the democratic process
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must have her way
and be protected
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from voter suppression
and subversion
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by unscrupulous constituents...
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-Mm.
-Who you callin' consti--
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You lookin' at me,
callin' me a "constitch"?
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-Cora, I ain't no constitch.
-Mr. Brown, don't do that.
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No, Mr. Reginald.
You know, the thing is,
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-if I win this election,
-Hmm.
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I wanna make a difference--
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to my community, to my church.
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You know, you've been in
a powerful position before.
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Can you just give
me some pointers?
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-Give me some tips?
-[sighs]
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Much of the success of an office
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rests on the character of
the person who holds it.
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Now, you just choose to do
the best for all involved,
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-and you'll do fine.
-Thank you, Mr. Reginald.
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That was sweet.
That was nice.
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That's why you was
in a powerful position.
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-[laughing]
-[phone chiming]
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-[Mr. Brown] Uh, Cora?
-What?
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Your phone is
blowing up over here.
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What, it is?
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You don't got
a new man or something?
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No, Mr. Brown!
I don't have no new man.
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My phone blowing up now.
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What is everybody talking about?
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What?1
I missed my campaign event?
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Mr. Brown, look,
my campaign thing
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is not for another two days.
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See, see?
Look at this invitation.
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It say, "The Women
of Distinction Brunch
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with Cora Simmons..."
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[Both] Is today!?
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Oh! What?
What are they talking about?
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Cora, you missed your event!
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-No I--
-You a liar, you gotta--
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-Come on, Cora, fix your hair!
-Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
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Do your makeup!
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No, matter of fact,
don't do your makeup.
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I'll do it.
Come on, Cora!
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No, we gotta go, go--
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Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?
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You get the door, I'll drive!
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-[everyone shouting]
-What is going on?
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-Oh my god!
-What's going on?
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[chuckles] It's alright, sit
down.
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Cora missed the event!
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She not gonna be president.
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No, my campaign thing--
they said--the people that--
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the invitation said
that they went to the...
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They went to the
event, and they,
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they realized that
there wasn't an event,
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and everybody came
and left, Mr. Brown!
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Maybe they'll "impeachech" you.
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How could somebody do this?
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No. Now, that date just
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couldn't just
magically change on its own.
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Okay, all right,
I really appreciate it.
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Thank you, just, just
let me know what happens.
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Bye bye.
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What did she say?
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She said she gonna try to
figure out what's happening,
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and then she asked me if I--
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if she could go to the
mayor's reception with me.
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She wanna be my plus one.
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-Mm...
-Yeah.
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-Cora...
-She wanna do damage control.
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Now, something about
this don't seem right.
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I, I don't have a good feeling.
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Girl, you, you right.
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It does sound a little strange.
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But you know,
that Louise, you know,
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-her event was this week also.
-Hmm...
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And I heard she didn't
have that many RSVPs.
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Hmm...
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So she may have sabotaged
my date
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just so she could bring hers up!
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[grunts]
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Lyin' Louise.
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[music]
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Clear!
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Clear!
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Clear!
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Oh, someone spotted!
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[screaming]
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Oh my gosh!
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Boy, what you trying to do?
Give me a heart attack?
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Trying to make me wear Depends?
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How'd you get up so fast.
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'Cause I'm fast like that.
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[shouting]
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Girl, you almost got
sprayed in the face.
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Now, that's not usually
the reaction I get
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when I enter a room.
Why are you two so jumpy?
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-You ain't hear?
-[Anastasia] No.
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There was another break-in
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at the assisted living
facility across the street.
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Yeah, and this old lady
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that used to be a gangster
rapper back in the day?
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They ripped her
gold-plated dentures
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right out of her mouth!
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Yeah, and this guy
get pistol whipped
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in a motorized scooter jacking.
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Yeah, I just spoke
to the facility manager
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across the street.
Now, none of that happened,
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but the thieves
are still at large.
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It's enough we have to
deal with--sagging skin,
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cellulite, and dying before
the next episode of...
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Oh, that reminds me.
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You're right,
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we shouldn't have
to worry about crime sprees
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and people sticking
us up for our papers.
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and people sticking
us up for our papers.
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What do you mean,
sticking up for--
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[screaming]
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Man, I thought you had my back.
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Well, he too dark.
He just popped up!
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What are you guys talking
about papers and sticking up?
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What does that even mean?
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It means hide your
valuables, hide your cash.
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Hide your drip, hide your ice.
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Hide your mama,
hide all of your stuff!
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You're talking
about the misfortune
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that happened to the
other facility, huh?
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00:08:53,775 --> 00:08:55,076
My prayers are with them.
253
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,110
But, but, but!
254
00:08:56,110 --> 00:08:58,246
There's an African
proverb that says,
255
00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:00,815
"One who causes another
person's misfortune
256
00:09:00,815 --> 00:09:03,084
"also teaches them wisdom,
257
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,953
"because in
all things, even the bad,
258
00:09:05,953 --> 00:09:08,122
there's always
something to be learned."
259
00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:13,027
I know he said
something profanity, but he...
260
00:09:13,027 --> 00:09:13,995
I don't get it.
261
00:09:13,995 --> 00:09:15,897
-African proverb...
-Yeah, yeah.
262
00:09:15,897 --> 00:09:18,366
-It was real profound.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah...
263
00:09:18,366 --> 00:09:20,034
The two of you are very useless.
264
00:09:23,638 --> 00:09:24,939
You did a good job installing
265
00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,108
the surveillance
camera system, man.
266
00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,943
You really know what
you're doing, huh?
267
00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:30,378
I couldn't even see the wires.
268
00:09:30,378 --> 00:09:31,579
It's, uh...
269
00:09:31,579 --> 00:09:32,847
It's a wireless system, Dad.
270
00:09:32,847 --> 00:09:35,550
-I knew that. Shut up.
-Right.
271
00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:36,684
Well, ain't nothing
getting past that baby.
272
00:09:36,684 --> 00:09:38,953
I mean, it's got
sirens, night vision,
273
00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,122
uh, facial recognition,
and dual audio.
274
00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,858
Nice. Well,
let's give it a test run.
275
00:09:43,858 --> 00:09:46,627
All right, but just,
just be smooth.
276
00:09:46,627 --> 00:09:47,995
What you mean, be smooth?
I'm always smooth.
277
00:09:47,995 --> 00:09:49,664
Get out of here.
278
00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:51,098
I mean, we know how you get
around electronics
279
00:09:51,098 --> 00:09:53,434
and just things
that light up in general.
280
00:09:53,434 --> 00:09:56,838
Just think back to decades
and decades and decades ago
281
00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,673
when you were young, right?
282
00:09:58,673 --> 00:10:00,875
And you saw a nice-lookin'
lady for the first time.
283
00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:02,777
Hey, man, you wanna
get me in trouble?
284
00:10:02,777 --> 00:10:04,712
No, before Mom, right?
285
00:10:04,712 --> 00:10:06,547
You used to be cool, right?
286
00:10:06,547 --> 00:10:07,815
Less thirsty?
287
00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:09,283
Well, do that now.
288
00:10:10,284 --> 00:10:12,486
Hey...cutie.
289
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:14,288
[giggles]
290
00:10:14,288 --> 00:10:15,990
Nice shoes on.
291
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,158
Like it here?
292
00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:18,125
Don't be a creep.
293
00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:19,227
Just sign in.
294
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:21,095
And whatever you do,
don't hit the red--
295
00:10:21,095 --> 00:10:23,965
[alarm blaring]
296
00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,533
Oh!
297
00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:26,901
-What did I do?
-You hit the red button--
298
00:10:26,901 --> 00:10:28,669
the button I told
you not to hit.
299
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,071
Man, you should've
said it faster!
300
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,476
Okay, how can we protect ourself
301
00:10:35,476 --> 00:10:38,512
when the security system is
making us blinder and deafer?
302
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,149
I found this on the front yard
while I was taking my walk.
303
00:10:42,149 --> 00:10:45,453
Somebody's been posting them
all over town.
304
00:10:45,453 --> 00:10:48,155
I'm sorry, Cora.
305
00:10:48,155 --> 00:10:49,190
No.
306
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:51,459
They didn't even
spell her name right!
307
00:10:51,459 --> 00:10:52,760
What it say?
What it say?
308
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,762
"Cora Brown"--
that ain't her name!
309
00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:56,497
Why would somebody
wanna do that?
310
00:10:56,497 --> 00:10:58,132
Why would somebody
wanna do that!?
311
00:10:58,132 --> 00:10:59,333
[music]
312
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,235
-Man.
-çLeah sighs]
313
00:11:02,345 --> 00:11:03,713
[music]
314
00:11:03,713 --> 00:11:05,748
Before our self-defense
class begins,
315
00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:07,984
I just wanted to
check in with everybody
316
00:11:07,984 --> 00:11:10,186
after the crazy
week we've had...
317
00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:11,788
[grunts]
318
00:11:11,788 --> 00:11:13,723
Does Cora's campaign
opponent still claim
319
00:11:13,723 --> 00:11:15,024
she has nothing
to do with the signs
320
00:11:15,024 --> 00:11:17,794
or involvement in
the event sabotage?
321
00:11:17,794 --> 00:11:19,896
Yeah, that's her story.
She's sticking to it.
322
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,631
But Philip and I,
we drove around town
323
00:11:21,631 --> 00:11:23,333
and grabbed as many
signs as we could.
324
00:11:23,333 --> 00:11:25,802
Yeah, and I started a hashtag,
#SingingDivaForPresident,
325
00:11:25,802 --> 00:11:27,870
on my Ding Dong account.
326
00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:31,307
Bravo, but I have an
Epsom salt bath waiting.
327
00:11:31,307 --> 00:11:33,176
Where's the instructor?
328
00:11:36,679 --> 00:11:37,880
Come forward!
329
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,382
I'm your instructor
for today.
330
00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:40,416
[everybody groans]
331
00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,719
"Ohhh" what?
332
00:11:42,719 --> 00:11:43,886
Somebody wanna be whooped early?
333
00:11:43,886 --> 00:11:46,789
I didn't say anything.
334
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,157
Hey, everybody.
335
00:11:48,157 --> 00:11:49,225
[Group] Hey, Cora.
336
00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:50,760
I just wanna [coughs]
thank everybody
337
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,329
for all your love and support,
338
00:11:53,329 --> 00:11:56,065
well, on everything, and...
339
00:11:56,065 --> 00:11:58,468
But, you know, I'm, I'm fine.
340
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:02,505
And, uh, I'll be--I'll be fine.
341
00:12:02,505 --> 00:12:05,942
Really, I'm...I'm really fine.
342
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,477
That's a lot of "I'm fines."
343
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,845
It's like one more "I'm fine"
344
00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:11,047
before she lays
hands on somebody.
345
00:12:11,047 --> 00:12:13,883
Good to see you in
better spirits, Cora.
346
00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:16,452
Oh, thank, thank you so
much, Mister, Mr. Reginald.
347
00:12:16,452 --> 00:12:17,987
Oh...
348
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,689
I didn't wanna
miss the self-defense class.
349
00:12:19,689 --> 00:12:21,391
[coughs]
350
00:12:21,391 --> 00:12:22,892
So!
351
00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:25,628
I will be your
instructor for today
352
00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:28,698
to teach you self-destruction!
353
00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:34,270
So if you and you want to learn
my technique, come follow me.
354
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,206
Okay.
355
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:40,076
You are here today
356
00:12:40,076 --> 00:12:41,544
because you
357
00:12:41,544 --> 00:12:43,046
can't defend yourself.
358
00:12:44,614 --> 00:12:46,115
I'm going to teach
you techniques
359
00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:49,118
taught to me by Grand
Master Kung Fu Brotha!
360
00:12:51,554 --> 00:12:54,023
I will teach you techniques
361
00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,859
that if someone
went up to you and say,
362
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,095
"Give me your
Social Security check!"
363
00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:03,499
you will be able to
defend yourself today.
364
00:13:03,499 --> 00:13:05,868
Now, watch and learn.
365
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:11,307
Someone steps to you, you--first
thing is you must stomp!
366
00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:12,942
Stomp!
367
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:15,778
The next thing, slap the
taste out of their mouth!
368
00:13:15,778 --> 00:13:17,113
-[all grunting]
-Slap it!
369
00:13:17,113 --> 00:13:19,282
-[all grunting]
-Now choke it!
370
00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:20,983
-[all grunting]
-Now put it together!
371
00:13:20,983 --> 00:13:22,051
Stomp!
372
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:22,985
Slap!
373
00:13:22,985 --> 00:13:24,287
Choke!
374
00:13:24,287 --> 00:13:26,422
Stomp, slap, choke!
375
00:13:26,422 --> 00:13:27,757
Now we must put a twist on it.
376
00:13:27,757 --> 00:13:29,926
-When you choke, grind it!
-Oh!
377
00:13:29,926 --> 00:13:31,928
Stomp, slap, choke!
378
00:13:32,628 --> 00:13:34,330
Stomp, slap, choke!
379
00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:37,700
Now, I want to show you
how to grind on the groin!
380
00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,435
Grind the groin!
381
00:13:40,970 --> 00:13:43,539
You must first go to the left.
382
00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:44,907
Go to the left.
383
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,809
Now knee to groin.
384
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,578
Now go to the right.
385
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,979
Go to the right.
386
00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,214
Now knee to groin!
387
00:13:51,214 --> 00:13:52,582
Knee it! Knee it!
388
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,784
Go nuts! Go nuts! Go nuts!
389
00:13:54,784 --> 00:13:56,119
[shouting]
390
00:13:56,119 --> 00:14:00,456
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
391
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:01,791
Wait.
392
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:03,893
Cora, you gettin' carried away.
393
00:14:03,893 --> 00:14:05,361
-You mad at something?
-Mm-hmm.
394
00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:09,298
Stomp, slap, choke.
395
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:13,536
Stomp, stomp, stomp, choke!
396
00:14:13,536 --> 00:14:15,938
Okay, okay, champ.
397
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,274
Hey, you might wanna
channel some of that energy
398
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:22,111
into giving Lying Louise a
dose of her own medicine.
399
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,779
You know, I got some
dudes from the low end
400
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,882
that could come up here,
go to her event,
401
00:14:25,882 --> 00:14:27,283
turn that mother out!
402
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,719
Hard pass.
403
00:14:29,719 --> 00:14:31,821
Hard pass, y'all.
404
00:14:31,821 --> 00:14:34,290
'Cause right now,
I don't know what to do.
405
00:14:35,358 --> 00:14:38,027
Just gonna have to let
the Lord just guide me.
406
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:42,031
Yes, when they go low,
you don't go lower.
407
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,599
The best revenge is to keep
408
00:14:43,599 --> 00:14:46,035
your self-respect
and dignity, huh?
409
00:14:46,035 --> 00:14:47,370
Because you know in all--
410
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:51,674
All things, yes,
in all things, even bad,
411
00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:54,043
-there's a lesson to learn.
-Exactly.
412
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:56,979
That sounds good right now.
That sounds real good.
413
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,182
You always got to
use these Africanisms?
414
00:14:59,182 --> 00:15:00,883
My friend, don't hate, huh?
415
00:15:00,883 --> 00:15:02,785
Come, I'll teach
you some Africanism.
416
00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:03,786
I'll make you African.
417
00:15:03,786 --> 00:15:04,921
[laughs]
418
00:15:04,921 --> 00:15:07,156
I don't want to learn.
419
00:15:07,924 --> 00:15:09,825
Ooh, Leah, this...
420
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,260
This is hard. This is hard.
421
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:12,261
I know, Cora.
422
00:15:12,261 --> 00:15:13,896
-[phone ringing]
-[Cora sighs]
423
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:15,064
I'm so sorry.
424
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:19,902
Hello?
425
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,538
Yes.
426
00:15:23,706 --> 00:15:26,275
Yeah, I understand.
427
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:28,244
I don't...I do.
428
00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,279
But I don't think
that's what's best.
429
00:15:33,382 --> 00:15:34,717
I tell you what.
430
00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:38,087
I'll let you know
what I decide, okay?
431
00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:40,489
All right, I'll call you back.
432
00:15:40,489 --> 00:15:41,524
Thanks, bye.
433
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,528
Let me guess,
your campaign manager?
434
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,196
Yup.
435
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:52,535
She thinks I should
just...bow out gracefully.
436
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:55,037
What?
437
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,872
Maybe she's right.
438
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:01,000
[music]
439
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,511
[music]
440
00:16:02,511 --> 00:16:04,180
Mm-hmm...
441
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,016
Okay, what else do we know?
442
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:09,752
Lying Louise drives
a Mercedes-Benz,
443
00:16:09,752 --> 00:16:12,622
wears designer
clothes and shoes,
444
00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:14,523
but everything is old and ratty.
445
00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:17,360
The woman hasn't been
shopping since the eighties.
446
00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:21,097
One of my honeys,
who works at the bank,
447
00:16:21,097 --> 00:16:23,733
said that she saw Louise
arguing with a teller
448
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,235
over--about her
overdraft account.
449
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,839
So Lyin' Louise is
having money problems.
450
00:16:29,839 --> 00:16:31,207
What else do we have?
451
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,942
Well, when I went out
to get an oil change,
452
00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:34,677
I saw that old
Mercedes up there,
453
00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:37,747
and she had the letters
"LL" engraved in the seats.
454
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,082
"Lyin' Louise."
455
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,550
Lyin' Louise
isn't her real name,
456
00:16:41,550 --> 00:16:44,553
so why would she have
that engraved in her seats?
457
00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:48,190
That's just what some of the
ladies at the church call her...
458
00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:49,025
Hm.
459
00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:53,262
Small homemade batches
with natural ingredients
460
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:58,167
like butter,
brown sugar, and vanilla.
461
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,036
I will investigate further!
462
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:03,873
LaRue Cookies, huh?
Enjoy them while you can.
463
00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:06,876
The company's going
belly up--bankrupt!
464
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,145
Assets frozen and seized.
465
00:17:09,145 --> 00:17:13,416
Officers and board members
being investigated for fraud,
466
00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:16,352
corruption,
tax evasion, you name it.
467
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:18,120
Mm!
468
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,290
Someone get me
Lyin' Louise's real name.
469
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,559
Hold up, what kind of
investigation are we doing
470
00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:26,228
when we don't even know the name
of the person we investigating?
471
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:31,667
We're not investigators.
We are fixers.
472
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,569
We fix things.
473
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:36,872
We fix ourselves and
we fix other people.
474
00:17:36,872 --> 00:17:38,107
That's what we do.
475
00:17:38,107 --> 00:17:39,709
That's who we are...
476
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:42,578
[music]
477
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,417
[sighs]
478
00:17:51,687 --> 00:17:54,590
Guys, guys, guess what?
479
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:55,725
Hey...
480
00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:56,892
What is it, Philip?
481
00:17:56,892 --> 00:17:58,227
Are y'all supposed to be
gladiators?
482
00:18:00,196 --> 00:18:01,364
What is it, Philip?
483
00:18:01,364 --> 00:18:02,865
We're in the middle
of a meeting.
484
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:04,533
A really important meeting.
485
00:18:04,533 --> 00:18:05,534
Okay, well, hold up.
486
00:18:05,534 --> 00:18:07,169
I had a substitute
teacher today.
487
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,904
And guess what she brought
to class as a treat.
488
00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:10,973
Donuts?
489
00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:13,209
I guess pizza.
490
00:18:13,209 --> 00:18:15,444
Wings of a chicken.
491
00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:16,979
Guys, guys, guys,
stop guessing.
492
00:18:16,979 --> 00:18:18,814
It was a rhetorical question.
493
00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,417
She brought a box
of LaRue Cookies.
494
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:23,419
So her name was Miss Louise,
495
00:18:23,419 --> 00:18:25,955
but guess what
her real name was?
496
00:18:25,955 --> 00:18:28,057
Louise LaRue.
497
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,558
I knew it!
498
00:18:29,558 --> 00:18:33,629
Those schemin',
lyin', conniving--
499
00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:34,997
Okay! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
500
00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:37,299
Okay, look, check this out.
501
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,372
Even though the
surveillance system
502
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,341
went crazy the other day,
503
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,510
cameras were still recording.
504
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,578
And guess what the
front camera caught?
505
00:18:50,679 --> 00:18:52,481
-Oh!
-Wow...
506
00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:55,317
Let me guess--
507
00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:58,020
Donna and that
Lyin' Louise LaRue.
508
00:19:00,256 --> 00:19:03,426
Yeah, they put those
nasty campaign signs out.
509
00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:05,828
-So you knew?
-Yes, I knew.
510
00:19:05,828 --> 00:19:08,230
The Lord put it on my heart
to give Donna a call, you know,
511
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,066
and show her some
compassion, and I did.
512
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:14,203
And she just started
tellin' me everything.
513
00:19:14,203 --> 00:19:16,972
Her and her evil sister were
in cahoots the whole time!
514
00:19:16,972 --> 00:19:18,374
Yeah.
515
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,476
Donna figured if
Louise won the election,
516
00:19:20,476 --> 00:19:24,079
she could control the finances
and meet the right people
517
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,415
and get back on her feet again.
518
00:19:27,716 --> 00:19:31,554
Well, thankfully, Cora, the day
has been saved and handled.
519
00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:35,925
So, does this mean you're
the new president of the board?
520
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,994
Well, I guess so, by default.
521
00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:41,897
No, no, no, Cora,
you took the high road.
522
00:19:41,897 --> 00:19:46,235
So if God blessed you
with that, it is not default.
523
00:19:46,235 --> 00:19:48,237
It is by God's design.
524
00:19:48,237 --> 00:19:49,972
I guess you're right, Efe.
525
00:19:49,972 --> 00:19:51,273
-[laughter]
-You know what?
526
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,642
Hey, y'all.
Let's celebrate!
527
00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:55,110
[cheering]
528
00:19:56,888 --> 00:19:59,191
I've got to tell y'all
somethin' that's been on--
529
00:19:59,191 --> 00:20:01,326
Oh, you already
done set up a board.
530
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,261
I'mma tell you this,
Cora, 'cause I love you,
531
00:20:03,261 --> 00:20:04,663
and I done figured
this out for you.
532
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:06,798
I done figured out
who been savage-tagin'
533
00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:08,200
and slayin' your name, Cora.
534
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,035
-Sab-sabotaging...
-Whatever!
535
00:20:10,035 --> 00:20:12,103
Cora, look right here!
You already got it up.
536
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:14,639
Okay, this right here
is Louise Jefferson.
537
00:20:14,639 --> 00:20:17,642
Louise Jefferson is
really Louise LaRue!
538
00:20:17,642 --> 00:20:20,845
Jefferson was her
ex-husband's last name.
539
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,681
He gone on to be with Dolores.
540
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,282
-Oh, Dolores?
-Dolores?
541
00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:25,817
I don't know if he was a
Christian or whatever,
542
00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:29,187
so I just say Dolores
in case he was going down to...
543
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:30,455
That's right.
544
00:20:30,455 --> 00:20:33,225
So she is really Donna's sister!
545
00:20:33,225 --> 00:20:34,526
-Really?
-[Efe] Yeah!
546
00:20:34,526 --> 00:20:36,595
You know what we'd
call you in Africa?
547
00:20:36,595 --> 00:20:37,329
What?
548
00:20:37,329 --> 00:20:39,798
JJC--Johnny Just Come.
549
00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:41,066
We've run this disease!
550
00:20:41,066 --> 00:20:42,534
Yes, we already know!
551
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:43,935
You know what we'd
call you in America?
552
00:20:43,935 --> 00:20:45,704
-What?
-Shut up!
553
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,806
[arguing]
554
00:20:47,806 --> 00:20:48,940
You don't know nothin'.
555
00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:52,944
[arguing]
[music]
556
00:20:52,944 --> 00:20:54,246
Come here again!
557
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:58,700
[music]
558
00:21:24,585 --> 00:21:25,620
[music]
559
00:21:26,587 --> 00:21:28,422
[BET theme]