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-New president of the board?
-I guess so by default.

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[cheering]

3
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You do know this is your great
granddaddy's house, don't you?

4
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I mean, I just got
that new stereo.

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The car doors are wide open

6
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and just wires and everything
hangin' out.

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Grandpa Vinny's a selfish man
and he owes me a new car stereo!

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Efe, where you running off
to this time of night?

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A fabulous place called
mind your business.

10
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Someone get me lyin' Louise's
real name.

11
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Louise Laroux.

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Her and her evil sister were
in cahoots the whole time.

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Happy Valentine's Day, baby.

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[Cora] Oh, look at you.

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That moment should be kept
private.

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Valentine's Day was very
special for them.

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Baby, you be all over the place.

18
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So this is my fault?

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Yeah, but it never pays
to play the victim, Son.

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-I'm Jeremy.
-My name is Karen.

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Of course it is.

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-You!
-You!

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Don't you dare play that
race card with me.

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I don't have a racist bone
in my body.

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What are people giving you
money for, Philip?

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Yeah, yeah, bro, let's go.

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Do your parents know
you're leaving?

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I don't care, bro.
Let's go.

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[music]

30
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-Mornin', babe.
-You okay?

31
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-That little boy got me--
-Now, Jeremy!

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Up!

33
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Listen, I thought
a good night's sleep

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might calm you down.

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Ooh, ooh, I swear Miss Cora
must be praying for me.

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She gotta be.

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Why do you say that, baby?

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'Cause I was gonna choke him.

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I was gonna put my hands
around his little neck

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and I was gonna squeeze it
till his head popped off.

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That's why the old folks
used to say,

42
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"I'm gonna wring his neck."

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I was about to wring
his-- neck.

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Jeremy.
Baby, look, okay.

45
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I must say I was surprised
he was still standing,

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but you did good, baby.
All good.

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Uh-uh, I'm losing it.

48
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Losing what?
Your mind?

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Nah, my grip.

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Just the fact that he thought
he could challenge me like that

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lets me know I'm losing my grip.

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I wouldn't say that, Jeremy.
Philip respects you.

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Nah, nah.
He don't respect me.

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He don't think I will stick
this size 12 up his ass.

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-I lost my grip.
-You're supposed to lose it.

56
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-Hmm?
-He is a teenager, baby.

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All parents lose their grip
a little when their kids begin

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to grow up and find themselves.

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Yeah, he's gonna find his ass
on the ground next time

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he try me like that.

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Good morning.
Good morning.

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Good morning,
you beautiful people.

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-Good morning.
-Good morning, Judge.

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Judge Junie, you in a good mood
this morning.

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I finally got a
good night's sleep.

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'Cause Philip wasn't up all
night on that Flip Tock?

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It was heaven.

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I really wanna thank you two
for putting a stop to that.

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You know what, Judge, I wanna
apologize for that again.

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I don't know what's wrong
with that boy.

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We taught him better than that.

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It's okay.
You forget.

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I'm a parent myself.
It is not easy.

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No, it is not.

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Actually,
both of y'all are wrong.

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It's gonna be real easy for me.
It's gonna be hard for Philip

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if he don't get his act
together around here.

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Speaking of my angel,
where is he?

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-That's it.
-Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy!

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Don't go in there
with that energy, baby!

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Oh, Lord, help us here
this morning.

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[music]

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Philip! Philip, boy,
you're late for work again.

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What did I tell you
about being late?

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Philip!
[knocking on door]

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Philip.

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Now both of y'all take a breath.
Huh?

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Well, where's Philip?

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Baby, he made his bed, so maybe
he's learning his lesson.

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Nah, he done lost his damn mind.

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What happened?
Where's Philip?

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-What have you done with my son?
-I didn't do nothin' to him yet.

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Look, read this.

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"Mom and Dad, I thought about
what you guys said.

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"If I can't be a man
under your roof, then it's...

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"...time for me
to not live here.

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Thanks. It's been real."
Jeremy...

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Jeremy, oh my God.

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[music]

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<i>♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Always remember,
blood ain't never water ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We'll make it
if we stay together ♪</i>

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[music]

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Jeremy, this letter.

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Well, yeah, the last line.

107
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Yeah, that was a bit
over the top.

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"It's been real."

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He could have done
better than that.

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-Jeremy, would you stop it?
-Nah, he's a corn ball.

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Straight corn ball, L-seven.

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Jeremy...
Jeremy Davante Washington.

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Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on now.

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You know how I don't like you
using my whole name like that.

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Don't do that.
Don't do that.

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<i>You</i> better find my son!
And you better find him now!

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I mean it!

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Or else I'm never talking
to you again!

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What?

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That's so dramatic,
both of y'all.

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"Never talking to you again."

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[music]

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Good morning, good morning,
Judge Junie.

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Cora, good morning.

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-How are you?
-All right.

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-You're here bright and early.
-Yes, I am.

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I have a ton of paperwork
I gotta go through.

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I've got an annual inspection
coming up.

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-[Leah] Cora.
-Hey, Leah.

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Have you seen Philip?

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Oh, no, baby.
I just got here.

132
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Is everything okay?

133
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No, no.
Everything's not okay.

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Wait a minute.
What happened?

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He's gone.

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Well...
Well, where is he?

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[Jeremy] We don't know
where Philip is.

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What do you mean, Jeremy,
you don't know where he is?

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He's not here.
He didn't sleep here last night.

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Well, where do you think he is?

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I don't know.
I have no idea.

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We told him if he wanted
to live under our roof,

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he has to follow our rules.

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That's what my mother used
to say as well.

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Yeah, well, he decided he didn't
want to follow the rules.

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-What you say? Really?
-He left this note.

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What is it?
Oh, my.

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-He ran away?
-No, he didn't.

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Where is my baby?

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[music]

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-Hey. Good morning, Mr. Brown.
-What's so good about it?

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You okay, Leroy?

153
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Nah, the whole town's
laughing at me.

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-Laughing at you?
-Who's laughing at you?

155
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They sayin', "How can this fool
let somebody so good get away?"

156
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What are you talking about,
Mr. Brown?

157
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It looks like another love TKO.

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Looks like he's been listening
to his Teddy Pendergrass LPs.

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Teddy understands my pain.

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I ain't gonna never love again.
Never.

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Calm down, Mr. Brown.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Trouble in paradise?

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Are you in Ms. Kimberly
not seeing eye-to-eye?

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Well, all I can think about was
just the good times we shared.

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-Well, Mr. Brown--
-I get lonely.

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-It is your lucky day.
-Well, it don't feel lucky.

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Nonsense.

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If anyone can help you win
Ms. Kimberly's heart back,

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-it's me.
-You?

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00:08:02,765 --> 00:08:05,101
You know, Kimberly,
she a woman of Virgo.

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And you, no disrespectin',
but you nasty.

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You mean virtue, Mr. Brown.

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And don't be so quick
to write off Ms. Anastasia.

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She-she-she can help you.
She has a lot of experience.

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You right.

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You do have a lot of experience
doing love.

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You-you got a lot.

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You could write a book,
you know?

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Like, you could write
and then you could write

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the sequels to the book.

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-And then write a trilogy.
-I get the point, Mr. Brown.

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You can probably do a four-logy.

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Sit down, Brown.

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You could write a whole
bunch of books.

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Girl.

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You done been used more
than a car, a used car.

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Twenty times, a thousand,
you know,

188
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you put down more than
that basketball player.

189
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Not that many times?

190
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More people done had turns
on you than a doorknob.

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Shut up!

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-Mr. Brown.
-Easy spread like peanut butter.

193
00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:06,496
Oh, oh, okay, okay.
Tell me what happened.

194
00:09:06,496 --> 00:09:09,165
One day she quit me.

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00:09:09,165 --> 00:09:10,667
[music]

196
00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:17,815
[music]

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Jeremy,
we should call the police.

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00:09:21,919 --> 00:09:23,254
Please. That boy ain't
been gone long enough

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for no police report.

200
00:09:24,788 --> 00:09:27,291
But Jeremy,
you don't know where he is.

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I know he's fine.

202
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How can you be so sure of that?

203
00:09:30,594 --> 00:09:31,996
Oh, I'm sure of it.

204
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How can you be so sure, Jeremy?

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Because he's not here with me.

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If he was, then you'd be able
to call the police.

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I'd beat his head in.

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I'll tell you what, if one hair
on my baby's head is harmed,

209
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it's gonna be me and you.

210
00:09:47,144 --> 00:09:48,979
Please. He gonna be lucky
if his head is still attached to

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his body when I'm done with him.

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00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:54,451
Jeremy, you shouldn't
say stuff like that.

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[doorbell rings]

214
00:09:56,954 --> 00:09:58,422
Mom, Dad.

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What is it, baby girl?

216
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Uh, have you guys seen Philip?

217
00:10:01,358 --> 00:10:03,027
We're looking for him.

218
00:10:03,027 --> 00:10:04,061
Why?

219
00:10:04,061 --> 00:10:05,729
I got worried.

220
00:10:05,729 --> 00:10:07,231
Have you talked to him?

221
00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:10,534
No, but he sent me a message
asking to borrow some money.

222
00:10:10,534 --> 00:10:11,735
So stupid.

223
00:10:11,735 --> 00:10:13,637
Borrow some money for what,
baby?

224
00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:15,706
Well, he said that
dad was an ass--

225
00:10:17,241 --> 00:10:19,243
Uh, I--

226
00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,712
I think I should keep
some things in confidence.

227
00:10:21,712 --> 00:10:22,846
Nah, he said I was what?

228
00:10:22,846 --> 00:10:24,848
Look, come on, baby.
Go on, go on.

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00:10:24,848 --> 00:10:28,085
Uh, and that--
Oh, yeah.

230
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:32,456
-He's leaving to Mexico.
-Mexico?

231
00:10:33,123 --> 00:10:36,193
Mexico?
Baby, do something!

232
00:10:36,193 --> 00:10:37,728
Yeah, I'ma do something
all right.

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I'ma do something.
Let me see that phone.

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00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:40,831
-What?
-Yeah, let me see the phone.

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00:10:40,831 --> 00:10:42,433
Stop. Mom, help.

236
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,901
Jeremy, would you stop it?

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Leave the girl's phone alone.
This is serious.

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00:10:46,370 --> 00:10:47,504
No, no, no.

239
00:10:47,504 --> 00:10:48,772
I gotta see what
he said about me.

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00:10:48,772 --> 00:10:50,140
What'd he say?
Let me see.

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00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:52,009
I'm too old for you to be going
through my phone.

242
00:10:52,009 --> 00:10:53,177
When did y'all think
y'all became grown?

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00:10:53,177 --> 00:10:54,578
When I turned 18.

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00:10:54,578 --> 00:10:56,146
Eighteen ain't grown
in my house,

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especially when I pay
for the phone.

246
00:10:58,082 --> 00:10:59,249
Really, Dad?

247
00:10:59,249 --> 00:11:01,018
I'll give you the $75
if you need it that bad.

248
00:11:01,018 --> 00:11:06,090
-Give it to me.
-I'll give it to you later.

249
00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:09,259
Look, isn't this what has your
youngest on his way to Mexico?

250
00:11:09,259 --> 00:11:11,795
Jeremy, I'm really concerned
about this Mexico thing.

251
00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:14,264
Please, that boy ain't in
no Mexico.

252
00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:15,866
How do you know, Jeremy?

253
00:11:15,866 --> 00:11:18,435
Because he can't even find
Mexico on the map.

254
00:11:18,435 --> 00:11:21,705
And you need a passport
to go to Mexico. Hello.

255
00:11:21,705 --> 00:11:23,307
He don't have a passport?

256
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:27,011
That boy barely got
a driver's license.

257
00:11:27,011 --> 00:11:30,147
I can actually vouch for Dad
on this one.

258
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,416
Well, look, Jeremy,
you don't seem too worried.

259
00:11:32,416 --> 00:11:34,418
Yeah. You must know where he is.

260
00:11:34,418 --> 00:11:35,586
I have an idea.

261
00:11:35,586 --> 00:11:36,887
Me, too.

262
00:11:36,887 --> 00:11:39,323
You know where he is, Sandra?

263
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:40,758
Promise you won't get mad?

264
00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:42,593
Baby girl.

265
00:11:42,593 --> 00:11:44,461
You know you can
tell me anything.

266
00:11:44,461 --> 00:11:46,030
Okay. I think he might be
at his girlfriend's.

267
00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:49,600
Girlfriend?
I'm gonna kill him!

268
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:50,667
You said you weren't
gonna get mad.

269
00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,037
You didn't say girlfriend!

270
00:11:53,037 --> 00:11:55,305
We're on the same page now.
Come on, give me some.

271
00:11:55,305 --> 00:11:58,142
Oh, my gosh, if he and that
girl--Oh my, um...

272
00:11:58,142 --> 00:12:00,244
He's not at Chilecia's house.

273
00:12:00,244 --> 00:12:02,880
Because he's always gotta get
all dripped out or dripped on.

274
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:04,915
Whatever it is before
he go over there.

275
00:12:04,915 --> 00:12:06,450
But you don't know where he is.

276
00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:09,953
Look, Philip ain't got
but what? Three friends?

277
00:12:09,953 --> 00:12:12,689
And only one of them likes him
enough and is stupid enough

278
00:12:12,689 --> 00:12:15,292
to go along with his plot.

279
00:12:15,292 --> 00:12:16,527
Who?

280
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,095
Hint.

281
00:12:18,095 --> 00:12:21,465
When you see them together,
you think, dumb and dumber.

282
00:12:21,465 --> 00:12:23,133
Dumb and dumber?

283
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,335
Come on, y'all, this is easy.

284
00:12:25,335 --> 00:12:28,172
Every time Philip gets
in trouble, who's with him?

285
00:12:28,172 --> 00:12:30,107
He failed chemistry
just like Philip.

286
00:12:30,107 --> 00:12:32,843
He has the brain the size
of a gnat.

287
00:12:32,843 --> 00:12:35,345
And when you see him you think,
the light's on,

288
00:12:35,345 --> 00:12:37,114
but ain't nobody home.

289
00:12:37,114 --> 00:12:39,016
Hmm...

290
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,955
[door closes]

291
00:12:44,955 --> 00:12:46,523
Hey, everybody.

292
00:12:46,523 --> 00:12:48,325
Oh!

293
00:12:48,325 --> 00:12:49,426
Speak of the devil.

294
00:12:49,426 --> 00:12:51,829
[music]

295
00:12:53,764 --> 00:12:57,635
[music]

296
00:12:57,635 --> 00:13:00,037
Oh, thank God.

297
00:13:00,037 --> 00:13:02,506
Let me handle this.
Everybody, sit down, relax.

298
00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:05,176
-Chill out.
-All right.

299
00:13:08,179 --> 00:13:10,514
Jeremy, you better find my son.

300
00:13:10,514 --> 00:13:11,982
I got it.

301
00:13:11,982 --> 00:13:14,251
Sorry, I'm late, everybody,
but I got a router.

302
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:15,920
Now I'm gonna work on
the internet connection.

303
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,356
Hey, Sandra.
What up, shawty?

304
00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:22,927
-How you doin'?
-Not now, love birds.

305
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,964
Lindor, you got something you
wanna tell me?

306
00:13:26,964 --> 00:13:30,201
To tell you?
No, not that I can think of.

307
00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:31,869
You okay?

308
00:13:31,869 --> 00:13:35,039
Uh, I'm okay.
I've been better.

309
00:13:35,039 --> 00:13:36,841
Are you still bloated,
Mr. Washington?

310
00:13:36,841 --> 00:13:38,309
Actually, I got my
great auntie's gas pills

311
00:13:38,309 --> 00:13:39,977
I can give you.
I brought them for you.

312
00:13:39,977 --> 00:13:42,446
Lindor, cut the shit.
Where's Philip?

313
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,982
Philip, where is he?

314
00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:48,552
-He's not here?
-You know he's not here.

315
00:13:48,552 --> 00:13:51,755
Lindor, you haven't seen Philip?

316
00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:53,624
You better not lie
to that boy's mother.

317
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:57,728
Okay, I'm confused.
We don't know where Philip is?

318
00:13:57,728 --> 00:13:59,897
Lindor, if you know the
whereabouts of this young man,

319
00:13:59,897 --> 00:14:01,065
you need to say something.

320
00:14:01,065 --> 00:14:03,901
Yes.
His parents are worried sick.

321
00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:06,971
You really haven't seen him,
Lindor?

322
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,639
No, I haven't seen him today.

323
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,975
You know, you know, he's
probably at school, you know?

324
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,109
We should probably check school.

325
00:14:12,109 --> 00:14:14,211
It's Saturday, dumbass.

326
00:14:14,211 --> 00:14:17,348
See, Jeremy, you were wrong.
Philip ain't with Lindor.

327
00:14:17,348 --> 00:14:18,949
I think we should call the
police now, guys.

328
00:14:18,949 --> 00:14:20,417
Oh, police?

329
00:14:20,417 --> 00:14:24,655
Hey, hey, hey, everybody just
please, please sit down.

330
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,991
Sit down.
Sit down, Miss Cora.

331
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,493
I got this.
Please have a seat.

332
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,295
Yeah, everybody sit down.

333
00:14:34,231 --> 00:14:36,534
-He-he-he's--
-Dumb.

334
00:14:37,434 --> 00:14:41,539
Lindor, uh, Philip said that
he was going to your house

335
00:14:41,539 --> 00:14:45,075
and he had my briefcase, and in
my briefcase is my wallet.

336
00:14:45,075 --> 00:14:47,278
And I can't go anywhere
without my wallet,

337
00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:48,712
so I'm thinking I'm just
gonna call the police.

338
00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:50,347
No, Mr. Washington, I swear
he didn't have a briefcase

339
00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,950
when he came over last night.
It was just his backpack.

340
00:14:53,884 --> 00:14:57,388
-What the hell?
-See? Dumb and dumber.

341
00:14:57,388 --> 00:14:59,590
Damn, that's not fair,
Mr. Washington.

342
00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:02,359
Man, you tricked me.

343
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,862
Lindor, I can't believe you
lied to us.

344
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,864
Look, no, I didn't lie,
Ms. Leah.

345
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,566
Well, it sounded like a lie
to me, Lindor.

346
00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:10,401
-No, no, no, no, no.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

347
00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:12,703
No, no, no, no, no.
I said I didn't see him today.

348
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,038
And I didn't see him today.

349
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,873
He was still sleeping
when I left the house.

350
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,375
A lie of omission
is a lie nonetheless.

351
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,145
That's right.

352
00:15:21,145 --> 00:15:23,247
Okay, look, everybody,
I'm sorry.

353
00:15:23,247 --> 00:15:25,149
Philip swore me to secrecy.

354
00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:27,484
Okay. Are you worried about
getting in trouble with Philip

355
00:15:27,484 --> 00:15:29,954
or with us?

356
00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,589
You know what?
I give up.

357
00:15:31,589 --> 00:15:33,023
I give up.

358
00:15:33,023 --> 00:15:36,594
Go get my son and tell him
to bring his ass home.

359
00:15:36,594 --> 00:15:38,395
Yes, sir.

360
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:41,131
You got one hour
to get Philip back here

361
00:15:41,131 --> 00:15:43,133
or all of us are gonna
whoop your ass.

362
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:46,837
-Mm-hmm.
-Even me.

363
00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:50,541
-Miss Cora?
-That's what I said!

364
00:15:50,541 --> 00:15:53,644
Yep, you don't want her
to take that wig off.

365
00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:54,979
You see them heels?

366
00:15:54,979 --> 00:15:56,847
She'll stomp you out with them.

367
00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:59,083
I'll be right back.

368
00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:04,355
[music]

369
00:16:05,222 --> 00:16:07,758
[Mr. Brown] Okay.
I sent the text message.

370
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,060
I sent her flowers.
And then I sent her a voicemail.

371
00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:11,929
-Okay, good job.
-Mm-hmm.

372
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,099
Okay, uh, now what?

373
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,767
-You wait.
-Wait?

374
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,669
Well, what if she still don't
wanna talk to me?

375
00:16:18,669 --> 00:16:20,938
She will.

376
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,607
Women are beautiful vessels,
Mr. Brown.

377
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,710
They are more loving and
forgiving than we men are.

378
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:31,582
You sent a heartfelt message,
a text, sent flowers.

379
00:16:31,582 --> 00:16:32,916
She will see your heart.

380
00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:34,184
I hope so.

381
00:16:34,184 --> 00:16:37,354
I feel terrible.
I let that ole dumb Lindor

382
00:16:37,354 --> 00:16:39,223
talk me into sending
a whole text message

383
00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:41,325
talking about doing love.
I'm a deacon.

384
00:16:41,325 --> 00:16:43,460
I ain't finna be
doing no love.

385
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,963
I wouldn't be sending no message
talking about sexting

386
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,298
over the "immernet".

387
00:16:48,298 --> 00:16:52,102
-I forgive you, Leroy.
-Shut up!

388
00:16:52,102 --> 00:16:53,704
How long have you been
standing there?

389
00:16:53,704 --> 00:16:55,239
Long enough.

390
00:16:55,239 --> 00:16:56,740
Hi, Efe.
Hi, Anastasia.

391
00:16:56,740 --> 00:16:58,208
Nice to see you.

392
00:16:58,208 --> 00:17:01,412
Mr. Brown has been
so distraught.

393
00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:05,182
He's been listening to
Teddy Pendergrass all night.

394
00:17:05,182 --> 00:17:06,617
I love Teddy Pendergrass!

395
00:17:06,617 --> 00:17:09,119
What?
See, we got a lot in common!

396
00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:10,821
-We do!
-Yeah.

397
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,222
You wanna go get some ice cream?

398
00:17:12,222 --> 00:17:14,725
At our usual spot?

399
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,795
Can I have a hug?

400
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:20,998
[both laughing]

401
00:17:21,198 --> 00:17:23,400
I'll be right here.

402
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,705
[music]

403
00:17:35,079 --> 00:17:37,181
Hey, Mr. Washington.
I got him.

404
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,650
Yeah man, you had about
three minutes left.

405
00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:41,819
Yeah, I'm sorry, sir.

406
00:17:41,819 --> 00:17:44,121
Your son is hard-headed.

407
00:17:44,955 --> 00:17:46,056
Are we good?
I got it.

408
00:17:46,056 --> 00:17:48,258
Yeah. All right.

409
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,806
You wanted to see me?

410
00:18:03,173 --> 00:18:06,176
You, uh, call yourself
running away?

411
00:18:06,176 --> 00:18:09,413
Something like that.

412
00:18:10,114 --> 00:18:13,650
What's gotten into you, man?

413
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:19,223
I was mad.

414
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:22,526
Okay. Well, we gonna learn to
control your madness

415
00:18:22,526 --> 00:18:27,030
right here, right now, today.

416
00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,332
Yes, sir.

417
00:18:28,332 --> 00:18:31,268
Look, I'm sorry,
but I'm not a kid anymore.

418
00:18:31,268 --> 00:18:33,170
You are a kid.
You're my kid.

419
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:36,373
See, you don't even respect me.

420
00:18:36,373 --> 00:18:38,442
Philip, I do respect you,

421
00:18:38,442 --> 00:18:40,611
but not when you're
acting like a brat.

422
00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:44,915
It feels like you and Mom
don't even hear me.

423
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:49,486
Son, do you think I love you?

424
00:18:49,486 --> 00:18:50,287
Yes.

425
00:18:50,287 --> 00:18:51,922
You sure of it?

426
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,557
Yes.

427
00:18:53,557 --> 00:18:58,462
Do you think I'd ever do
anything to hurt you?

428
00:18:59,763 --> 00:19:01,665
No.

429
00:19:01,665 --> 00:19:04,635
And you believe that I'll always
have your back, right?

430
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:06,370
Yes.

431
00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:09,173
Okay, so you need to know that
when I tell you something,

432
00:19:09,173 --> 00:19:11,208
it's for your own good.

433
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:14,845
But, but Dad, I'm a man now.

434
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,915
I know you think you're a man.

435
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:21,552
I know you lost your virginity
now and all that.

436
00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:26,423
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

437
00:19:26,423 --> 00:19:30,794
Yeah, but you're still young.
And you have a lot to learn.

438
00:19:35,866 --> 00:19:37,601
Yeah.

439
00:19:39,236 --> 00:19:42,573
Sit down.
Let me ask you something.

440
00:19:44,575 --> 00:19:47,010
If you had a young kid, right?

441
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:50,514
And you approach
a busy intersection,

442
00:19:50,514 --> 00:19:53,317
and he wants to run out
into traffic?

443
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,819
-Would you let him?
-No.

444
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,422
And what if he hollers
and screams and he says,

445
00:19:58,422 --> 00:20:03,927
"You treat me like a kid."
Then would you let him?

446
00:20:03,927 --> 00:20:06,597
-No.
-Why?

447
00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:08,699
-Because--
-Because you're smarter

448
00:20:08,699 --> 00:20:14,571
and wiser, and you know more
than he does, right?

449
00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:16,373
Yeah.

450
00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:21,078
Son, I ain't gonna never let you
just run out in traffic.

451
00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:24,581
-You got me?
-Yeah.

452
00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:26,550
Good.

453
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:28,685
Now go tell your mother
you're home.

454
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:31,555
She's worried sick about you.

455
00:20:31,555 --> 00:20:33,657
Yes, sir.

456
00:20:34,825 --> 00:20:38,362
And Philip...

457
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,330
I love you, Son.

458
00:20:41,164 --> 00:20:43,767
I love you, too.

459
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,403
That's my boy.

460
00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,273
Mexico.

461
00:20:49,273 --> 00:20:52,376
[music]

462
00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:23,832
[music]

463
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,602
[music]