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Man, it sure was nice having
Sandra around this weekend, huh?
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Aw! I miss her already.
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Oh, Grandpa Vinny,
before she left,
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did Sandra say when
she might be back again?
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Oh, I get the feeling you'll be
seeing Sandra sooner than later.
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Ah, baby girl!
You didn't leave yet!
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You're going to be late
for your Sunday study group.
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Yeah, man, I ain't paying
all this tuition
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for you to be playing hooky.
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I'm not playing hooky, Dad, OK?
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You know, half the study group
got a stomach bug,
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-so it got canceled.
-Oh.
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I thought I'd just stay
another day, if that's OK.
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Of course it is!
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You know we cherish the time we
get to have our baby back.
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Aw, thanks, Mom. Me too.
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Well, kids are like
athlete's foot.
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Just when they think
you get rid of them,
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they find a way to come back.
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Did you just compare
me to foot fungus?
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You know,
I think this conversation
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just took a turn
for the disgusting.
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You know, we'll see you later.
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Your dad and I
have some errands to run.
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Yep. Got to go down to the bank,
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make sure there's still
some money in there
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for all this tuition I'm paying.
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Would you hush, Jeremy?
We'll see y'all later.
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[Jeremy] See ya.
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So, uh, Sandra, why you lie
to your mom and dad?
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-Me?
-Yeah, you.
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You know your study group
didn't get canceled.
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Why would you say that?
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Because I played enough poker
in the Navy
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to know a tell when I see one,
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not to mention that little
unconscious thing you do
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every time you lie.
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What do I do? I mean,
what do you think that I do?
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-Ooh, I can't tell you that.
-Why not?
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Because then you won't
do it again.
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And then Grandpa Vinny
will be stripped
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of some valuable intel insight
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of his favorite
great-granddaughter.
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OK, well, I'm not lying.
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My study group
really did get canceled.
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Telling a tale.
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OK, you know what?
Agree to disagree.
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Thank you for breakfast.
I'm going up to my room.
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You can run, but you can't hide!
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Grandpa Vinny always
gets to the truth!
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She think I'm stupid. I'm just
old, but I ain't stupid.
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♪ No matter what you do
I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember
Blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make it
if we stay together ♪
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Phillip dear,
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have you seen my commercial
for La'Todd's Fine Dining?
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You mean La'Todd's Fast Food?
Yeah, I've seen it.
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Like 50 times.
Remember you keep pausing it
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and then waiting
for somebody to walk in,
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then you press play
like it just came on?
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No, that doesn't ring a bell.
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Anywhoo, a big TV producer named
Nora George saw my commercial
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and offered me a role
on the hit soap opera,
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As the Bold and Restless Turn .
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That's wonderful, Anastasia.
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I love that character
on the show
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who plays her own twin.
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Oh no darling,
you're thinking of a character
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on Days of Our Children .
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Oh, of course.
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Must be my dementia kicking in.
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Ever since I got diagnosed,
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I seem to be getting
more and more forgetful.
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Aw, don't say that, Judge Juney.
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I mean, I get those soap operas
mixed up all the time, too.
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Yes, well, the role is mine,
but on one condition,
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that I beef up
my social media presence
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and get up to
30,000 followers by Friday.
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OK, well how many followers
do you have now?
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What are followers?
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-Followers?
-I'm kidding, darling.
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I've had followers all my life,
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just not
the imaginary phone kind.
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Well, I don't
even have social media.
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I wouldn't even know
where to begin.
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Well, you're in luck, my dear.
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My doctor recommended that I
make a social media account
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in order to stay engaged
with the world,
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and I recently did it,
and I can do the same for you.
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First order of business
to create an account
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is you find the icon.
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Well, first you want to
download the app,
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and then you can create
an account.
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Of course.
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My mind isn't what
it used to be.
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Here Phillip, you take over.
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I'll step aside
and let Gen Z take the lead.
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I just grew up with a phone
in my hand, Judge Juney.
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All right, so we download
the app, and then OK,
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put in your email and password.
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OK, now we want
to upload a photo.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You want to put the center on
your face, not on your you know.
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I thought I was trying
to get lots of followers.
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OK, fine. My face it is.
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Now what?
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OK, now you can just follow
a bunch of people,
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and they'll follow you back.
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I know, I'll follow
my old lovers
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and blow past 30,000 in no time.
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OK, or you can also
like people's posts,
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and then they'll
follow you back.
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Just hit that heart button. Yep.
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Ooh, look at that outfit. Like
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Those high heels are to die for.
Like.
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I see why this
could be addictive.
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This is gonna take forever.
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Wait, I got a way you can
get followers quicker.
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-What's that?
-Live stream.
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Whatever that is, sign me up.
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Cool, I'll get
my sister's halo light.
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You do that, dear,
and I'll be here liking outfits.
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Ooh, look at that fabulous top.
Like.
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Ooh.
Like, like, like, like, like.
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Damn, these eggs is slamming!
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The Chef, y'all need to come
and get these eggs, baby.
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Whoo! Just the young lady
I wanted to see.
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Hi, Grandpa Vinny.
Bye, Grandpa Vinny.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, stop right there.
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Now, you were supposed to be
back in school this morning,
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but you didn't go.
You want to tell me why?
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I already told you, OK?
My study group got canceled.
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Now, we raised you better
than that.
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Especially not to lie
to your elders.
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Last chance,
time to tell the truth.
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And, uh,
don't scratch your neck.
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Is that my tell?
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Since you was a rug rat.
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So that's how you always
knew it was me
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sneaking chocolates
off your dresser?
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And you thought I had
superpowers. Now, fess up.
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OK, fine. I didn't
go to my study group because,
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I want to change my major.
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Change your major?
That ain't that bad.
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Well, yeah, in theory,
but keep in mind
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I've already done a bunch
of classes towards my major.
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And I'd have to start
all over again,
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which means I basically just
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wasted a ton
of my parents' money.
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Oh, my God,
you spent their money?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God!
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Alert the media! Call somebody!
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As my great-grandfather,
your jobs make me feel better.
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No, it's my job to keep it 100,
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which, now your dad, your pop?
He gonna be a little salty.
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But, uh, how about your mom?
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Oh, bad. Really, really bad.
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Yeah, she gonna
clown sure enough.
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She like a gremlin.
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Yeah, she'll probably MJ
leg-kick me in the back side
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and everything.
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See, before I declared
English as my major,
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she thought I might be better
suited towards communications.
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But I was so sure
that English was my passion.
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Well, what do you want
to change your major to?
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-I...
-And don't say communication.
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Well?
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Well, what?
You told me not to say it.
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Sandra, you're a mess.
I'll tell you what.
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Do you remember that time
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when you broke
your mom's vase
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when you were double-dutching
in the house?
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I hid underneath my bed
for hours.
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I thought
my parents were gonna kill me.
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But they didn't. You know why?
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Because Grandpa Vinny
had your back,
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and ain't a damn thing changed.
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-You still have my back?
-I still got your back.
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Don't worry about it.
Now, here's what we gonna do.
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Gonna get on our horse.
Get on your horse.
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Giddyup. Come on around here.
Come on around here.
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Come on here.
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We'll go find your mom and dad
and tell them the truth.
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Is your horse gonna ride?
Come on, ride along with me.
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Hiya! Hiya!
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OK, Miss Anastasia,
you are now live.
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Hello to all my fans
out there in Internet land.
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The Anastasia Devereaux is here
to answer all of your questions.
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Great. OK, uh, first question.
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"What's your favorite memory
from your acting career?"
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Asking me to name
my favorite memory
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is like asking an astronomer
to name her favorite star.
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There are far too many
to choose just one.
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But I never like to
look back, darlings.
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While I'm thankful
for all the memories I've made,
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to be truly alive, you have
to keep making new ones.
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Not me. Not anymore.
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All right, quick.
You're at 15,000 followers.
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OK, uh, next question.
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"What advice do you have for
people who haven't made it yet?"
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Nobel Prize author Toni Morrison
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wrote her first novel
at the age of 40.
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No matter your age, there's
so much life yet to be lived.
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The best is yet to come,
darlings, for all of us.
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Almost all of us.
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You did it, Miss Anastasia!
30,000 followers!
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OK, uh, Katiebug12 wants to know
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what you're gonna be
acting in next.
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Well, now that I've hit
30,000 followers,
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I can safely say
I will be appearing
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on your favorite soap opera,
As the Bold and Restless Turn .
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-Uh-oh. Uh-oh. That ain't good.
-What ain't good?
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Um, somebody commented a middle
finger emoji and two poop,
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sorry, three poop emojis.
Trying to be accurate.
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But I thought people loved
that soap opera?
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[Philip] Well, they're saying
they do love the soap opera,
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they just don't like you
for some reason.
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Oh, 5,000 followers
and you're dropping fast.
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I don't understand.
What did I do?
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You're so strong, baby.
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Yeah, thanks for your help
with the bags.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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No, I got you. I'll put them up.
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Whew.
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Why did you buy
all these cream-style corn?
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Do you even like
creamed corn, Jeremy?
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I mean, it ain't my favorite,
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but it was buy nine, get one
free.
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I'm not missing that deal.
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-Buy nine, get one free?
-Yeah.
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OK.
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Now, you want me to take these
to the local food bank now,
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or you want me to wait?
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Hell, no. I'm eating every
kernel of that corn.
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I work hard for my money,
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ain't nothing worse
than wasting it.
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I'm gonna have some corn Jell-O,
corn burgers, corn dog.
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-I'm gonna eat all that corn.
-Leon, there you are.
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Now, Sandra has something
to tell you.
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Tell us what?
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Uh, that I love creamed corn.
244
00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:08,862
And I thought it's time
that I told you.
245
00:11:09,362 --> 00:11:12,232
It's not about creamed corn.
It's about college.
246
00:11:12,232 --> 00:11:13,533
Go ahead, tell them.
247
00:11:13,533 --> 00:11:17,537
Ooh, ooh! Did my baby
make the dean's list?
248
00:11:18,204 --> 00:11:22,075
Not exactly, no.
I need to tell you guys...
249
00:11:23,910 --> 00:11:25,945
I want to change my major.
250
00:11:25,945 --> 00:11:28,248
Change your major?
Are you serious?
251
00:11:28,548 --> 00:11:29,949
Come on, Sandra.
252
00:11:29,949 --> 00:11:31,918
Sandra, you have already
taken what, three, four classes
253
00:11:31,918 --> 00:11:33,553
towards your English degree?
254
00:11:33,553 --> 00:11:37,490
Five. To the tune of $10,543,
255
00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:38,958
and that's not counting
room and board.
256
00:11:40,627 --> 00:11:42,061
Why do you know
that exact number?
257
00:11:42,061 --> 00:11:44,397
Because my mind's on my money,
and my money's on my mind.
258
00:11:44,964 --> 00:11:48,234
Sandra, look.
I mean, I knew English
259
00:11:48,234 --> 00:11:50,103
wasn't the major for you
in the first place.
260
00:11:50,103 --> 00:11:52,171
I know, Mom, but it took
me being in college
261
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:54,240
to realize what I want
to do with my career.
262
00:11:54,674 --> 00:11:56,309
I want to switch
to a communications major.
263
00:11:58,144 --> 00:12:00,079
You know communicating
is my passion.
264
00:12:00,813 --> 00:12:03,249
And them high-ass phone bills
are the proof of that.
265
00:12:04,651 --> 00:12:08,454
I literally told you
to major in communications.
266
00:12:08,454 --> 00:12:10,256
Like, literally, girl!
267
00:12:10,823 --> 00:12:14,160
I'm sorry, OK? I thought
English was better. I messed up.
268
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,895
Yeah, well, you're gonna be
messing up again
269
00:12:15,895 --> 00:12:17,330
if you don't stick this through,
all right?
270
00:12:17,330 --> 00:12:19,332
Now, this is an opportunity
to build character.
271
00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:22,669
And you finish this English
major that you started.
272
00:12:22,669 --> 00:12:25,471
Ooh, finish, finish.
Excuse me, excuse me.
273
00:12:25,471 --> 00:12:26,973
Excuse me, excuse me.
274
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,175
Let me see now.
275
00:12:29,576 --> 00:12:31,678
If memory serves me right,
276
00:12:33,546 --> 00:12:36,282
didn't you change
your major not one time,
277
00:12:36,282 --> 00:12:39,953
not two times, but three times
when you were in college?
278
00:12:39,953 --> 00:12:43,156
-He did.
-Three times, Dad?
279
00:12:43,923 --> 00:12:45,825
Don't you got some ribs you
could be making or something?
280
00:12:45,825 --> 00:12:47,226
OK, hold up now.
281
00:12:47,226 --> 00:12:49,762
You got about the best character
of a man that I know,
282
00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:52,265
and you make me proud every day.
283
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,500
Thanks, Grandpa.
284
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:58,738
But it did take you three times
to get your major right.
285
00:13:01,808 --> 00:13:05,878
Now he wanna have a good memory,
huh? Yeah. All right.
286
00:13:06,546 --> 00:13:08,982
I guess we can look into it
287
00:13:08,982 --> 00:13:12,685
and see about
this communications idea.
288
00:13:14,687 --> 00:13:16,389
Why aren't you smiling?
289
00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:19,225
Sandra, you should definitely be
smiling right about now.
290
00:13:19,225 --> 00:13:23,896
Well, I'm smiling on the inside,
but there is something else.
291
00:13:26,265 --> 00:13:29,002
-Oh, boy.
-Something else? What now?
292
00:13:29,469 --> 00:13:31,337
Well, the communications
department at Crawford
293
00:13:31,337 --> 00:13:34,240
isn't as good as the one
at the local Winding University.
294
00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:36,309
OK.
295
00:13:36,309 --> 00:13:38,811
-She wanna go to Winding?
-Let me get this right.
296
00:13:38,811 --> 00:13:41,214
You wanna transfer from Crawford
297
00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:43,249
to hoity-toity
Winding University
298
00:13:43,249 --> 00:13:46,386
that costs several
arms and legs more?
299
00:13:47,687 --> 00:13:48,921
Yeah, that ain't happening.
300
00:13:48,921 --> 00:13:50,823
You gonna stay
right where you're at.
301
00:13:52,258 --> 00:13:55,094
That's gonna be a hard sell,
baby girl.
302
00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:05,004
But I don't understand.
303
00:14:05,004 --> 00:14:07,340
Why did all my adoring fans
unfollow me?
304
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,876
Um, well, they're saying
they don't like you
305
00:14:09,876 --> 00:14:11,544
because you don't like animals.
306
00:14:11,544 --> 00:14:12,712
Since when do you
not like animals?
307
00:14:12,712 --> 00:14:14,714
Since never, I love animals.
308
00:14:14,714 --> 00:14:16,182
Then why did you like this post?
309
00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:18,418
Do you not see this woman's
chiffon blouse?
310
00:14:18,418 --> 00:14:19,585
Who wouldn't like it?
311
00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:21,354
Well, her page is called
The Fashion Marauder.
312
00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:23,523
She's standing next to a giraffe
that she just shot.
313
00:14:23,523 --> 00:14:27,427
Oh, my God. How horrible.
I didn't even notice that.
314
00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:30,263
But still,
I didn't kill a giraffe.
315
00:14:30,263 --> 00:14:32,165
I just liked the blouse
on the woman who did.
316
00:14:32,165 --> 00:14:34,734
Yeah well,
that's how social media works.
317
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:36,002
When you like a post,
318
00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:37,870
everybody assumes you like
everything about it.
319
00:14:37,870 --> 00:14:39,706
It was one post. One like.
320
00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:42,642
No, because you also liked
this one with the dead panda,
321
00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:44,944
koala bear,
and the dead bald eagle.
322
00:14:44,944 --> 00:14:47,080
Great. Now they're saying
you hate America.
323
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,715
But just look at these leggings!
324
00:14:49,382 --> 00:14:51,317
I know. I'm in trouble,
aren't I, Philip?
325
00:14:51,317 --> 00:14:53,553
Yeah, but OK.
But we can fix it, OK?
326
00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:55,488
Uh, we just need you to
write an apology letter,
327
00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:58,725
and make a donation to an animal
shelter, fast. ASAP.
328
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:01,127
Anastasia, is it a good time
for that talk now?
329
00:15:01,127 --> 00:15:04,130
I'm sorry, Reg. I need to
concentrate. Please forgive me.
330
00:15:04,130 --> 00:15:06,165
No, no, no. It's OK.
I understand.
331
00:15:06,165 --> 00:15:08,201
You got a lot going
on in your life. Maybe later.
332
00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:11,170
OK, yes, darling. I'll find you
as soon as I get this sorted.
333
00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,840
Now Philip,
I'm in a bit of a panic here.
334
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,108
What do I need to do again?
335
00:15:15,108 --> 00:15:18,044
Oh, no.
My friend just commented,
336
00:15:18,044 --> 00:15:20,079
"Breaking news
from an entertainment site."
337
00:15:21,380 --> 00:15:26,853
"Anastasia Devereaux
is officially canceled."
338
00:15:34,761 --> 00:15:36,496
Definitely taking this.
339
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:40,366
Mm-mm.
340
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,003
OK, cereal.
341
00:15:46,005 --> 00:15:48,908
I might need it.
Might need syrup.
342
00:15:51,444 --> 00:15:52,812
OK.
343
00:15:55,648 --> 00:15:58,050
Oh, chocolates. Ooh.
344
00:16:02,989 --> 00:16:04,957
I will take fruit.
345
00:16:06,425 --> 00:16:08,094
What are you doing, girl?
346
00:16:09,262 --> 00:16:11,497
Are you playing
with my emotions?
347
00:16:11,497 --> 00:16:13,199
Because I swear you told
me you were staying.
348
00:16:13,199 --> 00:16:16,869
Funny. No, I'm packing snacks
for the road
349
00:16:16,869 --> 00:16:18,971
because I'm returning to school.
350
00:16:18,971 --> 00:16:20,540
I'm doing the responsible thing
351
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,875
and committing to
finish my English degree.
352
00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:26,412
Hooray. So lit. Clap emoji.
353
00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:30,983
So, why do you want to go
to this local college so bad?
354
00:16:30,983 --> 00:16:32,552
What's so special about it?
355
00:16:32,552 --> 00:16:33,920
Well, for one,
356
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,655
Winding has the top rated
communications department
357
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:39,592
in the nation, and their faculty
is made up of marketing experts,
358
00:16:39,592 --> 00:16:42,028
and they even allow social media
stars to guest lecture
359
00:16:42,028 --> 00:16:43,729
about the business behind the
brand.
360
00:16:43,729 --> 00:16:45,965
-That's pretty cool.
-It is.
361
00:16:45,965 --> 00:16:48,401
You know, social media,
digital marketing,
362
00:16:48,401 --> 00:16:51,204
digital branding, all these
things that I do for fun.
363
00:16:51,204 --> 00:16:54,207
I could get a degree
and get a job doing what I love.
364
00:16:54,207 --> 00:16:57,643
OK. Now, you said for one.
What's for two?
365
00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:00,947
Well, I spent so much time
wanting to get away
366
00:17:00,947 --> 00:17:03,850
that I realized I miss home.
367
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,918
Ha! You miss Lindor.
368
00:17:06,719 --> 00:17:08,454
What? Dad, no.
369
00:17:08,955 --> 00:17:11,557
You guys really think I would
switch colleges just for a boy?
370
00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:13,226
Yeah.
371
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:18,531
OK, fine. I would do that.
But that's not the case, OK?
372
00:17:18,531 --> 00:17:20,499
I decided this back
when I was still dating
373
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,803
my Crawford boyfriend.
It's what I want.
374
00:17:24,537 --> 00:17:27,607
But if you guys don't think I
should transfer then...
375
00:17:28,207 --> 00:17:30,243
-It's totally fine.
-It is?
376
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:32,979
Yes.
Because I formulated a plan.
377
00:17:32,979 --> 00:17:35,381
Oh, yeah.
What's this plan you formulated?
378
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:37,550
Well, I'm going to
honor my commitment
379
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:38,784
and get my English degree,
380
00:17:38,784 --> 00:17:41,387
and then after I graduate,
I'll grab a teaching job
381
00:17:41,387 --> 00:17:43,122
and earn enough money
to go back to college
382
00:17:43,122 --> 00:17:44,457
and get my
communications degree.
383
00:17:44,457 --> 00:17:48,461
Oh, wow. Now, you are really
committed to this plan.
384
00:17:48,461 --> 00:17:49,762
I am, Mom.
385
00:17:49,762 --> 00:17:52,098
I finally figured out what I
want to do for my career.
386
00:17:52,932 --> 00:17:55,401
Uh, well, your father and I
387
00:17:55,835 --> 00:17:59,405
did some thinking,
and we formulated our own plan.
388
00:17:59,405 --> 00:18:01,807
And we want to send you
to Winding University
389
00:18:01,807 --> 00:18:03,175
to get your
communication degree.
390
00:18:03,175 --> 00:18:05,611
What? Wait, you do?
391
00:18:05,912 --> 00:18:07,380
Yes.
392
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:10,116
I mean, we want to give you
the future that you want, baby.
393
00:18:10,116 --> 00:18:13,386
And, um, selfishly,
we miss having you home.
394
00:18:13,719 --> 00:18:16,088
Aw. I miss you guys, too.
395
00:18:16,489 --> 00:18:19,091
Even Philip.
Don't tell him I said that.
396
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,129
-[Leah] OK.
-Hold up. So, wait.
397
00:18:23,129 --> 00:18:25,197
So now that we got Sandra back,
398
00:18:25,197 --> 00:18:27,266
we can stop trying to
make a baby, right?
399
00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:30,870
-Ew. TMI.
-No.
400
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:33,205
I am still pursuing
that dream, baby.
401
00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:36,809
But, um, we want you
to pursue your dream, Sandra.
402
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:40,313
Wait, OK. Dad, the guy who just
committed to eating
403
00:18:40,313 --> 00:18:42,848
ten cans of creamed corn
because it was on sale
404
00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:45,451
-is really OK with this?
-Baby.
405
00:18:46,118 --> 00:18:48,454
Look, your mom pulled out
the calculator
406
00:18:48,454 --> 00:18:51,157
and she showed me that it would
actually be cheaper
407
00:18:51,157 --> 00:18:53,993
in the long run
to have you stay at home
408
00:18:53,993 --> 00:18:56,896
than living in the dorm
for years.
409
00:18:56,896 --> 00:19:00,833
Your father is joking.
I just showed him that for fun.
410
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:05,471
I mean, he had already decided
that he was going to do
411
00:19:05,471 --> 00:19:08,641
what it took to make sure
his baby girl was happy.
412
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:12,411
And your daddy may be stingy
with that coin,
413
00:19:12,411 --> 00:19:16,082
but he's not stingy
with his love for his children.
414
00:19:17,016 --> 00:19:20,152
Aw. You guys are the best.
415
00:19:20,853 --> 00:19:22,455
I know.
416
00:19:23,022 --> 00:19:25,057
-Send.
-What was that?
417
00:19:25,057 --> 00:19:27,460
Oh, I just submitted
the transfer papers.
418
00:19:28,327 --> 00:19:30,196
You sent those forms
over already?
419
00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:33,332
Well, hey, when you have parents
as supportive as you guys,
420
00:19:33,332 --> 00:19:35,034
it's a lot easier to
step out on faith.
421
00:19:35,668 --> 00:19:37,603
That girl putting her
communication degree
422
00:19:37,603 --> 00:19:39,038
to work already.
423
00:19:44,494 --> 00:19:46,897
Yeah, you should probably call
the soap opera producer
424
00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:48,665
and do some damage control.
425
00:19:56,072 --> 00:19:57,407
Nora?
426
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:02,078
Have you heard the old adage,
no press is bad press?
427
00:20:02,779 --> 00:20:04,347
Yes, I've heard the old adage,
428
00:20:04,347 --> 00:20:06,049
you'll never work
in this town again,
429
00:20:06,049 --> 00:20:07,684
but you don't understand, Nora.
430
00:20:08,785 --> 00:20:09,953
She hung up on me.
431
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:11,254
What did she say?
432
00:20:11,254 --> 00:20:14,224
She officially rescinded
the soap opera job offer.
433
00:20:14,591 --> 00:20:17,661
I'm afraid my Hollywood comeback
dream is dead.
434
00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:21,097
Has anyone seen Reginald?
435
00:20:21,097 --> 00:20:23,600
He was here a little while ago,
but I don't know where he went.
436
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,102
-Is everything OK, Mom?
-I don't know, baby.
437
00:20:26,570 --> 00:20:29,506
Uh, he broke into the
facility medicine cabinet
438
00:20:30,173 --> 00:20:32,042
and he removed
a bottle of sleeping pills.
439
00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:33,410
You sure it was him?
440
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:36,346
I mean, who else would
leave an envelope full of cash
441
00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:39,683
-to replace a broken lock?
-Only our dear Reginald.
442
00:20:40,684 --> 00:20:44,654
Miss Anastasia, you don't think
he would do anything
443
00:20:44,654 --> 00:20:46,456
to harm himself, do you?
444
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,828
Oh, we have to find him.
I don't know.