1 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:08,073 - Mom, I'm entering a poetry contest 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:10,275 to win a membership to the Lambda Poet Society. 3 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:11,944 All the smart kids are in it but me, 4 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:13,612 but they say that once you're in this club, 5 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:16,081 the top colleges come knocking down your door. 6 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:17,716 - Well, let's hear it. 7 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,518 - Okay. [clears throat] 8 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:23,155 Hunger overtakes as her feeble body breaks. 9 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:26,492 Her tummy growls for food, it's got an attitude. 10 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:31,196 Finally, her inner man screams, "Gimme some bacon!" 11 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:33,999 What'd you think? 12 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:35,701 - I think I'm hungry. 13 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:36,735 Was that the point? 14 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:40,406 - [car horn honking] 15 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:43,675 - Somebody is honking like they got somewhere to go. 16 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:45,477 This is not New York. 17 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,983 Efe, you look like you were attacked 18 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:53,185 by a pack of angry wolves. 19 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,287 - More like a colony of dung beetles. 20 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:56,722 - LEAH: What happened? 21 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,323 - The paparazzi. 22 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:00,025 They can't get enough of me. 23 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:02,194 - Efe, don't tell me you on the run. 24 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,929 We ain't hiding no fugitives. 25 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:05,230 - VINNY: The hell's going on in here? 26 00:01:05,332 --> 00:01:06,331 Y'all hiding Elvis? 27 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:08,300 You know they say he's still alive. 28 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,602 - Somebody tell me what's going on. 29 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:14,306 - We are in the presence of a real life hero. 30 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,841 - VINNY: What the hell? 31 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:19,378 - WOMAN: A video has gone viral after a man identified as 32 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,848 Efe Omowale heroically saved an elderly woman in a wheelchair 33 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:26,051 from being struck by a rollaway tractor trailer tire. 34 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,320 Efe the Great is our hero of the week, 35 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:31,156 and everybody wants a piece of him, including me. 36 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,624 Can I get your autograph, brother? 37 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,927 - [doorbell ringing] 38 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,729 - MR. BROWN: Hey, did y'all see that crowd out there? 39 00:01:37,832 --> 00:01:39,765 - Y'all not running no numbers in here, are you? 40 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:42,434 - Uh, uh, uh, maybe somebody told 'em I was gonna be here. 41 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:44,970 Y'all think I should give the people what they want? 42 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:47,206 - It's not for you, Brown. 43 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,875 It's, uh, the people want Efe. - CORA: What? 44 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:51,110 - The town hero. - VINNY: Right. 45 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,845 - What did he do, hit the lottery? 46 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:55,681 - No, now. Okay, okay. 47 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,217 So I'm walking down the street by myself, okay, 48 00:01:58,319 --> 00:01:59,718 whistling "Oh, Happy Day". 49 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:04,690 Then all of a sudden, I saw it, a large tractor tire 50 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,859 topple from a tow truck. 51 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,560 Then I saw her. - Who? 52 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,062 - An old lady in a wheelchair 53 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,930 pushing her way across the street. 54 00:02:12,032 --> 00:02:13,365 I knew I had to get to her. 55 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,833 So I took off running. 56 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,735 I run past a wiener dog, 57 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:18,670 which is that dog that looks like a hot dog. 58 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:19,905 - VINNY: Oh, yeah, yeah. 59 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,173 - I run past the wiener dog, 60 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:23,242 I jumped over a construction barrier. 61 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:25,077 I almost lost my shoes. 62 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,546 Anyway, I got to her in the nick of time, 63 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,716 and I pushed her out of the way of the large tractor tire. 64 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,484 - Oh! - CORA: Wow! 65 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:35,587 Wow, Efe, that must've took a lot of courage, Efe! 66 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:39,224 - Oh, well, my manly instincts kicked in. 67 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,993 - Well, mine don't usually kick in until I've had 68 00:02:41,095 --> 00:02:43,262 some liquid courage, man. 69 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:45,631 - It will all blow over any minute, I hope. 70 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:46,698 - Yeah. 71 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,868 - WOMAN: Efe, can I have your baby? 72 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,170 - Man, you hear that? 73 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,405 The last time a woman said that to me, 74 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,542 we was on the warm sandy island of Beulah. 75 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:58,810 - Beulah Island? Where is that? 76 00:02:58,913 --> 00:03:03,515 - It's a private island on Beulah's private body. 77 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:06,285 - Guys, it's really not a big deal. 78 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,253 - Well, if it's not a big deal, Efe, 79 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,254 what is a deal? 80 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,356 - I call it cha-ching! 81 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,759 Cashing in on your 15 minutes of fame! 82 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:14,927 - Yeah, I'm with Vinny. 83 00:03:15,029 --> 00:03:17,663 I think we should start a Efe the Great empire. 84 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:18,897 - Yeah! 85 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:20,365 - All hail the King Efe! 86 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,401 - EVERYONE: All hail the King Efe! 87 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:24,403 All hail the King Efe! 88 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:26,471 All hail the King Efe! 89 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:27,773 - ♪ 90 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,675 - ♪ 91 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:31,510 - ♪ No matter what you do ♪ 92 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:32,778 ♪ I love you ♪ 93 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,413 ♪ No matter where you go ♪ 94 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,515 ♪ I'm behind you for sure ♪ 95 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:37,749 ♪ Always remember ♪ 96 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,518 ♪ Blood ain't never water ♪ 97 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:42,054 ♪ We'll make it if we stay together ♪♪ 98 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,526 - These flowers just keep coming in! 99 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:49,461 All these flowers for King Efe the Great! 100 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,996 Tell you what, I don't know 101 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:52,497 what I'm gonna do with all this stuff. 102 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,466 - Check. - Got that, mm-hmm. 103 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,935 - It has a card on it that says "Join me on a bed of roses." 104 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,136 - Got some freaks out there. 105 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,339 - CORA: I mean, these women is crazy! 106 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:01,573 So are these more gifts, too? 107 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,008 - Oh, no, nah. 108 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:04,743 - Oh, no, this is the start of our We-Bay empire. 109 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,312 We got a whole suite of Efe the Great products. 110 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,480 Tell 'em, Brown! 111 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,681 - Okay, we got Efe the Great hats. 112 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,583 - We got hats. - We got foam fingers. 113 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,418 - Check. - Bobbleheads. 114 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,153 - VINNY: Check. - And shirts. 115 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:16,088 - Shirts, look at this. 116 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,223 Oh, and we have a limited edition 117 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:20,525 of Efe the Great body oil. 118 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,261 Smell that. Smell just like Efe. 119 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:23,562 - It does smell like Efe! 120 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:25,497 - We call it Efe Sweat. 121 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,532 - [laughing] 122 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:28,834 - Now, wait a minute. 123 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,636 Have y'all talked to Efe about all this stuff? 124 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:32,671 - Cora, we don't need no opinions right now. 125 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,206 We gotta strike while the flat iron is hot. 126 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:36,675 - VINNY: I'm telling you-- - I think y'all going too far. 127 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:37,709 - Going too far? 128 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:39,845 I'm going for a yacht in Tahiti, 129 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:42,347 where the drinks ain't the only thing bottomless! 130 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,516 - I gotta figure out what to do with all these gifts. 131 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,951 - [laughing] Okay, one more? 132 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,819 - Do it again. We have to cut... 133 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,755 Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah. 134 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,223 Peach in it, got peach in it, yeah. 135 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,724 - [doorbell ringing] 136 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,126 - VINNY: We got a lot of stuff here. 137 00:04:54,228 --> 00:04:58,497 How many bobbleheads you got? Oh, one, two, three? 138 00:04:58,599 --> 00:04:59,765 Okay, yeah. 139 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:00,799 - MR. BROWN: Auction these off. 140 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:02,968 - VINNY: Uh-huh, we can do that. 141 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:04,136 Oh man. 142 00:05:04,238 --> 00:05:05,337 And, Efe? 143 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,538 He ain't gotta... 144 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,906 - Oh my god, who the hell is that? 145 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,041 What the hell is going on? 146 00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:10,242 - EFE: Hey! 147 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,476 [screaming] 148 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:13,779 Hey! It's me, Efe! 149 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,414 - Brown, what the hell you gonna do with a apple? 150 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:16,581 - An apple? 151 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:18,216 - Yeah, I was gonna stuff him. 152 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,117 He built like a hog. 153 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:20,819 - [laughing] 154 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:23,855 - Well, this is how I conceal my fame from the public. 155 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,925 - REGINALD: Efe! There you are. 156 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:30,062 You have a 4 o'clock with the TCN Network tomorrow afternoon, 157 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:33,332 and the city of Atlanta wants to discuss 158 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:36,468 naming a street after you. 159 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:39,438 - Reginald, what are you doing? 160 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,839 - What any good agent should, 161 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,374 looking for the best interests of his client. 162 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,542 - [phone ringing] 163 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,243 - I didn't know you were my agent! 164 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:47,379 - Oh, well, you do now. 165 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,081 Hello. 166 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:51,216 Yes, it is. 167 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,618 It's the White House. 168 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,555 - Oh! 169 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,256 I didn't want all this attention. 170 00:05:58,359 --> 00:06:00,592 I just did what any good citizen would. 171 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:04,996 - Look, Efe, I know it's hard being the center of attention, 172 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:07,366 and everybody can't handle fame like I can, 173 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,334 but don't worry about it, man. 174 00:06:09,436 --> 00:06:13,238 You'll be right back to your same boring-ass dull self 175 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:14,906 in no time! 176 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,808 - No, I'm going to go out there right now 177 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:17,943 and tell them all to go away! 178 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,244 - Brown, Brown, Brown! 179 00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:20,412 - No! 180 00:06:20,514 --> 00:06:22,347 - You run that fast from there? 181 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:23,982 - Yeah, I'm lightning. 182 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:27,252 Okay, listen, you let me handle the fans. 183 00:06:27,354 --> 00:06:29,521 You just go to your room and relax, 184 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,791 and be the broke famous king you are. 185 00:06:32,893 --> 00:06:34,159 - Okay, thank you, Mr. Brown. 186 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:35,427 It's a good idea. 187 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,629 - That's right, I try to help. - Ooh, that was close. 188 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,264 - We gotta get this stuff and stand there 189 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:40,198 while we still got fans. 190 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,466 Come on! - Let's get outta here. 191 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,634 - MR. BROWN: Hurry up, Vinny! 192 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:44,669 - He might change his mind. Shoot. 193 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:47,439 - "I don't want to be famous." 194 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:50,509 - "Join me in a bed of roses"? 195 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:51,843 Oh! 196 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:54,880 - Sound good, and God bless America. 197 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,681 Great news, Efe! 198 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,617 The US Veep called. 199 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,419 Want to discuss putting your face 200 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,821 on a three-dollar bill. 201 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,661 - ♪ 202 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:12,431 - Violets are blue, roses are white, 203 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,834 let me in your club, or y'all ain't right. 204 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:22,707 No, ooh, winter is cold, old people are old. 205 00:07:22,810 --> 00:07:25,444 I'm cute, let me in your club. 206 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:32,651 - It's like a madhouse out there. 207 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:35,353 They got Grampa Vinny and Mr. Brown on crowd control, 208 00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:37,522 and only way I can get through is, "Hey, hey, hey, security! 209 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,024 I'm security, I'm security!" 210 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,859 - Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, listen to this, okay. 211 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:44,796 The stars are like pebbles, they shine so bright. 212 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,666 Like freaks, they come out at night. 213 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:50,135 I'm cute, let me in your club. 214 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:56,107 - [laughing] 215 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,584 You ain't write that, did you? 216 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:06,918 - Man, I can't do this. 217 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,054 - You right, you can't. 218 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,923 I'm sorry, do what, do what? 219 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,159 - Get into the Lambda Poets Society. 220 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:15,927 Look, they throw the best parties, 221 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,729 and I need this on my resume. 222 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,898 - Good luck. 223 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,366 - Where you going? 224 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:22,734 - I'm going to the mall. 225 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,603 I heard Sheila Wellsby is supposed to be there. 226 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,071 - Wait a minute, Sheila Wellsby? 227 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:27,539 She's in the poetry club! 228 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,074 - She is? 229 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,309 - If I win this contest, I get a free 30-day membership, 230 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,445 and after that, if they like me, I'm in it for life. 231 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,847 - I hope you don't have to write a poem to get in! 232 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,816 [laughing] 233 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,452 Uh, when is the submission due? 234 00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:42,087 - Midnight tonight. 235 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,788 Hey, maybe you can talk to her for me. 236 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:44,956 - Yeah, sure, I can. 237 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,291 - SANDRA: Okay. 238 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:49,027 - Just gotta get her to notice me first. 239 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:52,664 - ♪ 240 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,566 - Man, we cleaned up! 241 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,567 - VINNY: Yeah, we did good! 242 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,668 - Hey, we keep going like this, 243 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,136 I'd be able to pay this place off. 244 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,406 - VINNY: Oh, man, those bobbleheads and body oil 245 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:04,976 went faster than a hooker in an abstinence camp. 246 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,978 - I can't believe they paid that much for that stuff. 247 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,680 - EFE: Good day, my brothers! 248 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,150 What are you up to? 249 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,385 - Reading. - Chilling. 250 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:15,687 - We reading. Just reading. - Chilling. 251 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,923 - Mm-hmm, chilling and reading. 252 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:18,990 - [doorbell ringing] 253 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,292 - Woo, you guys was right! 254 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:23,428 When I tell y'all that Efe gear is just going! 255 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,030 I thought the wait-- 256 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,402 - Hey! 257 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:32,237 Hey! 258 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,673 Hey! 259 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:37,008 Hey! 260 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,744 So you people have been selling me out! 261 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:40,946 How? 262 00:09:41,048 --> 00:09:44,349 Oh, my own brothers! 263 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:48,720 - Okay, Efe, Efe, Efe, Efe, calm down. 264 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,855 Listen, we building an Efe empire. 265 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,290 Come and walk with me. 266 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:55,527 Imagine a place where you can eat as often as you want 267 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,762 as much as you want and have people waiting on you 268 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:58,964 hand and foot. 269 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,298 Imagine that in your mind. 270 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:03,368 - That is a life of a lazy person, huh? 271 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:07,339 - Efe, we just trying to cash in your popularity 272 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,975 because you're too foolish not to. 273 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:12,944 - And what will you do with all the money, hmm? 274 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,313 - Right, good question. 275 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,082 - Didn't you hear what Brown just said? 276 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,850 I'm trying to spend my retirement days 277 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,585 in the land of milk and honey, man. 278 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:21,853 Come on, work with me! 279 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,456 - Ooh, okay. 280 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:28,426 So you people are trying to take my 15 minutes of fame 281 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:31,596 and turn it into 15 millions of fortune! 282 00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,164 - Yep. 283 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,499 - VINNY: Yeah, now you see what we're doing. 284 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,167 - I've got to say, that is a good idea. 285 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,235 - Yeah, that's what we doing. 286 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:39,938 - But you cannot let a penny lost. 287 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,841 So I suggest we keep this in a safe place. 288 00:10:42,943 --> 00:10:45,110 - Like where? - A safe. 289 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,745 There is one in my room. 290 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,347 The code is 7, 7, 7, 93, 11. 291 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,349 - What you mean, a safe? - I said a safe now. 292 00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,551 Am I not speaking English? - I thought you said self. 293 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,453 - No, I said safe. - I thought you said self, too. 294 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,822 - That money gonna be gone in a minute. 295 00:10:57,924 --> 00:11:01,259 - Ah, Miss Cora, no, now. 296 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:06,998 I'll make sure it is well taken care of. 297 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,501 - [laughing] - VINNY: Damn! 298 00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:10,702 Damn, damn, damn! 299 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,370 Say damn, Brown, say it! 300 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,672 Damn! 301 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,006 - I told y'all! 302 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:20,478 - SANDRA: Okay, I think my poem is finally ready for submission. 303 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,982 - Sandra is trying out for her school's poetry club. 304 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,050 - Hmm. 305 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,117 - It's not just any club, Dad. 306 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,420 It is the club of all clubs. 307 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:30,155 - Well, let's hear it. Come on. 308 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,223 - SANDRA: Okay. 309 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:36,061 Okay, it's called "The Dirty Brown Shoes". 310 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,829 - Okay. 311 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:41,833 - The sun is falling down, 312 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,636 singing, "Boo-hoo." 313 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:50,542 Kinky curls, in them dirty, 314 00:11:50,644 --> 00:11:52,777 dirty brown shoes. 315 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,781 The shadows, they cringe. 316 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,616 A cow moos. 317 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,585 "Moo!" 318 00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:06,357 The ocean, it's calm, it's sleeping, you know? 319 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,994 In them dirty, dirty brown shoes. 320 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:15,066 See the moon on the other side way up high. 321 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,435 I mean, so, so high. 322 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,238 I mean, you can kind of barely see it, but it's okay. 323 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:23,141 It's not a twinkle. 324 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:27,712 It's a wrinkle in them dirty brown shoes. 325 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:33,351 Them dirty brown shoes. 326 00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,655 Thank you. 327 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,691 You like it? 328 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,893 - Oh, uh, yeah, 329 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,161 it is definitely unforgettable. 330 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:47,232 - Won't be another one like it. [laughs] 331 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,934 I don't know if it's gonna stand out, 332 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,836 but it won't stand a chance. 333 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,238 - It had a... 334 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,974 - Ooh, the moon and the wrinkling. 335 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,742 Honey, child, hmm. 336 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,277 - Where did she get the brown shoes from? 337 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,645 - I don't know. 338 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,580 - ♪ 339 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,984 - Somewhere around here. 340 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,153 Betcha. 341 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:09,821 - Mr. Brown, what are you doing? 342 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,290 - Cora, I think somebody done stole the king's money! 343 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,393 - Mr. Brown, put that down! - MR. BROWN: Cora-- 344 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,395 - CORA: I'm sure that's not what happened, Mr. Brown. 345 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,164 - MR. BROWN: Cora, I think one of them crazed fans 346 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,498 went in there and stole that money 347 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,433 right from under Efe, and they probably down at 348 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,402 the Rob Ya Blind pawn shop spending it now! 349 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,770 - Oh, you need to calm down 350 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,505 before you get your pressure all up, Mr. Brown! 351 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,973 - Cora, that's easy for you to say. 352 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,075 I'm not ready to kiss that brand-new Cadillac 353 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,810 that I was gonna put on layaway goodbye! 354 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,812 - Mr. Brown, before you pay that Cadillac off, 355 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,314 you'll be standing at the pearly gates 356 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,616 begging Jesus to let you in! 357 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,485 - Ain't no sign of the damn money! 358 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,554 Where's my bat? - Your bat? 359 00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,522 - Yeah, I'm going upside somebody's head! 360 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,658 Messing with my chunk of cheese! - Chunk of cheese? 361 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,092 How much money are you talking about? 362 00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:49,694 - It was $15,000! 363 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,828 - $15,000? 364 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,964 - I ain't made that kind of money that fast 365 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,332 since I rigged the slot machines 366 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,035 down at Chico's Casino and Catfish! 367 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,036 Come on now! 368 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:58,970 - Anybody seen Efe? 369 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,271 - No. 370 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,340 - He was a no-show for The Tomorrow Show. 371 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,641 - When is he supposed to be there? 372 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:04,976 - Today! 373 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:08,146 It cost me 10% of what would've been a $3,000 payday. 374 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,081 - ♪ I know you-- ♪ - Efe! 375 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,249 - Eh? - Where have you been? 376 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,450 My phone has been ringing off the hook! 377 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,618 We've been looking all over for you! 378 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,421 We were about to put out an APB for you! 379 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,790 - More like a PAB, a public ass beating! 380 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:19,824 Man, where's my money? 381 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,593 - Ah, hold on, it is in safe hands. 382 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:23,528 - MR. BROWN: Oh, yes, Lord, it's in safe hands. 383 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,629 - Yes. 384 00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:25,663 - Good, 'cause somebody's about to get 385 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:26,965 a raw beatdown, man, come on now! 386 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:29,033 - And find yourself another agent, I quit! 387 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,501 Although I still want my 10%. 388 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,337 - For what? I didn't do anything! 389 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,372 - The emotional stress you put me through! 390 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,175 The amount of hours it took to make you sound 391 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,043 a little less boring than you actually are. 392 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,045 - Okay, okay, okay, look, look. 393 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:45,316 How about I make a statement to my fans on the social feed? 394 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,552 - Okay, all right. 395 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,120 - I guess that will have to do. 396 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,321 At least I'll be able to save face. 397 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,289 - Hmm. 398 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:52,890 - Well, I have an idea. 399 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:55,526 I can do a video of you guys and put it on the Elder-gram. 400 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:58,062 - Oh, yeah, I like that! - I like that, yes! 401 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,264 - MR. BROWN: Yeah, yeah, yeah! 402 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,832 Can we stand in the back like we fans? 403 00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,100 - If you must. 404 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,470 But, but, but, I'm sure you guys will be very excited 405 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,739 what I have to say to you first. - MR. BROWN: Oh, yeah, okay. 406 00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:09,540 Take a seat right there, take a seat. 407 00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,576 - Come on, Vinny, get in here! - Oh, oh, okay, yeah. 408 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,244 Might be some biddies on the 'gram! 409 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,313 I get to show my left side! 410 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,848 - And you can introduce me to the world 411 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,850 as the agent to heroes. 412 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:19,851 - CORA: Okay. 413 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,052 - I thought you quit. 414 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,353 - I re-hired myself. 415 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,755 - All right, you guys ready? 416 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:25,857 - MR. BROWN: Yeah, Cora, video good! 417 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,159 - And, action! 418 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,497 - Hello, Georgia. 419 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:37,302 Thank you for the show of love you have given to me. 420 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,803 I want to let you know 421 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,839 that today was a very special day. 422 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,041 - Hey, mama! 423 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,942 East side, west side, north side, to the backside 424 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:46,110 and the frontside! 425 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:47,312 - Hey, Miss Clara! 426 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,180 - Ah, shush, shush! 427 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:55,186 Because of your giving hearts and the hard work of 428 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,689 these hard-working men behind me, 429 00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:01,059 we were able to donate $15,000 430 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,996 to the Elderly Holy Rollers Wheelchair Foundation! 431 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,731 - What the-- - Halt, cut! 432 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:08,199 - [laughing] 433 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,234 - Wait a minute, you gave away our money? 434 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,836 - And my retirement plan? 435 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:14,806 - Yes, you should not have taken advantage of my fame! 436 00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:15,807 - Mm-hmm. 437 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:17,575 - So I went to the safe, took it out, 438 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,644 and used the money for the greater good. 439 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,979 - I got your damn greater good, Efe. 440 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,081 Got your damn greater good. 441 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,716 - MR. BROWN: What I'ma do about my Cadillac? 442 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,051 - Somebody owes me a commission. - Assist his seat. 443 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,920 - I told 'em to ask you about all this stuff. 444 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:29,954 Great job, great job! 445 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,255 - Thank you, Miss Cora, thank you. 446 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,657 - Oh, wonderful donation. 447 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,058 Oh, I know they happy. 448 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,960 - Danger, wheelchair! 449 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:41,799 - ♪ 450 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,305 - Oh, honey, what's wrong? 451 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,706 - Philip's wrong. 452 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,242 - Did he charge you a fee to carry your bags again? 453 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,510 - No, worse. 454 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,312 He embarrassed me. 455 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:56,781 - Philip. 456 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,282 - What'd you do to your sister? 457 00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,451 - Yeah, tell them what you did. 458 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,787 He entered the contest without me knowing. 459 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,956 - Look, I only did it because Sheila Wellsby 460 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,090 is in the club. 461 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,092 - The same Sheila he was supposed to be putting in 462 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,227 a good word for me with! 463 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,728 - Dad, how do you put in a good word 464 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,630 if the girl won't let you get a word? 465 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,998 - Oh, I have a word for you. 466 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:15,600 Selfish. 467 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,869 - Philip, you know you shouldn't have done that 468 00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,404 without telling your sister first. 469 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,538 Come on, man. 470 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,839 - I ain't think I was gonna win! 471 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,107 - You won? 472 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,375 Come on, come here! 473 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,376 - JEREMY: What? 474 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,844 - Excuse me. 475 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,279 - Boy! 476 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,514 I told you that boy got talent. 477 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:30,481 - Oh, yes! 478 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,350 - Yeah, man. Yeah! 479 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:34,786 - Well, he wouldn't have won if he didn't enter the contest. 480 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:37,388 And my poem was really, really good, right, Mom? 481 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,157 Okay, and Dad thought it was good, too. 482 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,491 - Yeah. 483 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,593 - You talking about "Dirty Brown Shoes"? 484 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,096 How y'all let her? 485 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,799 Look, look, I didn't think they were gonna love my poem. 486 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:51,235 I thought it was so bad, I titled it "Loser". 487 00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:52,470 - Tell your sister you're sorry. 488 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:53,871 - I did, the whole ride here. 489 00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:56,441 - Yeah, well, sorry won't get me into the club. 490 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,843 - Look, you still got the associate's pass. 491 00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,946 It's pretty much the same thing, just with limited privileges. 492 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,049 I mean, there's no meetings, no fundraisers, no parties, 493 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,785 and she can't go to the gala in Hawaii. 494 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,288 I mean, that is the same thing! 495 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,023 Ooh. 496 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,057 - Um, honey? 497 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,092 Honey! 498 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,195 - She been doing push-ups. 499 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,963 - You know you wrong, right? 500 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,432 - Look, I only did it until Sheila gives me 501 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,034 some time of day, 502 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,535 or better yet, some time of night. 503 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,271 Ah! - Ah! 504 00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:30,875 - Look, look, other than that, the membership is hers. 505 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,611 - All right, well, let's hear it. 506 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,480 - Hear what? 507 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,882 - This winning piece. 508 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,551 - All right. 509 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,854 I stand on the shoulders of giants, 510 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:45,423 trying desperately to reach the stars. 511 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,225 My feet touch the hallowed ground, 512 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,393 treading on hidden scars. 513 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:53,264 A raged voice echoes in my mind that says that I will lose, 514 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,533 but fast I silence the false defeat 515 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,869 with the winning path I choose. 516 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:02,073 A loser will not be my lot nor be my cross to bear, 517 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,809 'cause winners journey up mountains and through valleys 518 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,545 that losers do not dare. 519 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,913 It was good, wasn't it? 520 00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,715 - Hey, I gotta admit, Son, 521 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,749 I don't know what you're talking about, 522 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,651 but it sound good, I'm impressed. 523 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,953 - Good, ain't it? - [phone chiming] 524 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,054 - Yup. 525 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,391 What? - What? 526 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,492 - Sheila just hit me. 527 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,560 She said she trying to link up, 528 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,594 talking about my poem. 529 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,897 Ah! - Ah! 530 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,765 That's my boy! That is my boy! 531 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,101 - Hey, hey, Sandra, the membership is yours! 532 00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:34,922 - Where all the fans go? 533 00:19:35,024 --> 00:19:37,358 Like, they here one day and they gone the next. 534 00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:40,027 - Sounds like my ex-wife. 535 00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:44,432 Well, the word on the 'gram is there's a new hero in town. 536 00:19:44,534 --> 00:19:47,902 Apparently a guy down the street saved a girl's turtle 537 00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:50,071 from being mistaken as a speed bump 538 00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:51,739 by throwing himself in front of a bicycle 539 00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:53,641 to grab it. 540 00:19:53,743 --> 00:19:55,142 - Man, that ain't no hero. 541 00:19:55,245 --> 00:19:58,212 I once brought a goldfish back to life for a little kid 542 00:19:58,314 --> 00:20:01,182 by switching it to one that look just like it. 543 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:05,052 - Ah, my brothers! 544 00:20:05,154 --> 00:20:08,522 - How does it feel to be back to your boring-ass life, Efe? 545 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,757 - EFE: Ah, I cannot tell you-- 546 00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,926 - Then don't. 547 00:20:12,028 --> 00:20:14,528 - I'm not much for attention, either, Efe. 548 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:15,663 - That's what somebody say 549 00:20:15,765 --> 00:20:17,565 that don't never get no attention. 550 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:22,236 - Well, what I'm most proud of is that we donated our money. 551 00:20:22,338 --> 00:20:23,738 - You donated our money. - You're no-- 552 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,039 - You donated it, though. - Well, wait now. 553 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,408 Just think of all the Holy Rollers 554 00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:31,779 that now have free wheelchairs because of you, eh? 555 00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,915 Congratulations! 556 00:20:34,017 --> 00:20:37,618 You have now entered the ranks of heroes at home, eh? 557 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,654 See, hero, hero! 558 00:20:39,756 --> 00:20:41,489 Hey, hero, eh? 559 00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:42,790 Come, come, group hug. 560 00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:43,858 Group hug! 561 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,293 Oh, yeah, come, come, now. 562 00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:48,462 Oh, group hug, yeah? 563 00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:49,730 - Yeah, yeah. 564 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,166 - I would've much rather had a Cadillac. 565 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,602 - ♪ 566 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:59,106 - ♪