1 00:00:01,556 --> 00:00:04,159 (gentle music) 2 00:00:12,101 --> 00:00:14,669 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:20,275 --> 00:00:22,844 (radio static) 4 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:32,954 - [DJ Hype] This is DJ Hype from WBVQ, 5 00:00:32,954 --> 00:00:34,456 radio El Paso, 6 00:00:34,456 --> 00:00:37,192 coming to you on this steaming hot July morning. 7 00:00:37,192 --> 00:00:39,828 By now I hope you got the grill hot, 8 00:00:39,828 --> 00:00:43,098 the potato Southern cool and your liquor lit. 9 00:00:43,098 --> 00:00:44,766 Today's broadcast is brought to you 10 00:00:44,766 --> 00:00:47,736 by J. Lee's spicy barbecue sauce. 11 00:00:47,736 --> 00:00:49,671 Put some J. Lee's on them smoky bones, 12 00:00:49,671 --> 00:00:50,872 why don't you? 13 00:00:50,872 --> 00:00:52,407 But first, you better call your momma, 14 00:00:52,407 --> 00:00:54,042 'cause when you taste that flavor, 15 00:00:54,042 --> 00:00:55,177 now you're gonna slap her. 16 00:00:55,177 --> 00:00:57,379 Happy 4th of July, everybody 17 00:00:57,379 --> 00:00:58,913 Keep it spicy out there. 18 00:01:00,149 --> 00:01:02,617 (upbeat music) 19 00:01:05,554 --> 00:01:07,922 - [Sydney] Don't you- 20 00:01:07,922 --> 00:01:10,525 (upbeat music) 21 00:01:18,667 --> 00:01:20,702 - So, are you gonna do those dance moves 22 00:01:20,702 --> 00:01:21,836 at the family reunion? 23 00:01:24,373 --> 00:01:25,940 Sydney! 24 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:27,542 - Mom. (mom chuckling) 25 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:30,179 - I'm trying to talk to you little girl. 26 00:01:30,179 --> 00:01:31,679 - I almost had it. 27 00:01:31,679 --> 00:01:35,350 - Answer my question before you almost get these belt. 28 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:37,118 - Jeez. Okay. 29 00:01:37,118 --> 00:01:38,453 No, I'm not planning to go dancing like this 30 00:01:38,453 --> 00:01:40,222 at the family reunion. 31 00:01:40,222 --> 00:01:42,423 - I knew that you heard me. 32 00:01:42,423 --> 00:01:43,925 - Love you. 33 00:01:43,925 --> 00:01:48,230 - No, no, no, no. You already busted. (giggles) 34 00:01:49,664 --> 00:01:52,566 - Mommy, why do we always have the family reunion here? 35 00:01:52,566 --> 00:01:53,902 Why can't we do it in Orlando 36 00:01:53,902 --> 00:01:56,838 or some place fun? 37 00:01:56,838 --> 00:01:59,107 - Well, honey, we create our own fun. 38 00:02:00,074 --> 00:02:01,310 Right? 39 00:02:01,310 --> 00:02:02,777 - Mom, I'm too old for those kinds of answers, 40 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:04,246 there has to be a real reason. 41 00:02:04,246 --> 00:02:07,081 - Oh, okay, Miss lady, I see you. 42 00:02:08,316 --> 00:02:09,951 Look, there is a real reason, 43 00:02:09,951 --> 00:02:11,520 but once we get to the house, 44 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:13,121 I'll talk to you about it, okay? 45 00:02:13,988 --> 00:02:16,391 - Okay. Is my dad coming? 46 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:21,830 - I mean, I invited him. 47 00:02:23,598 --> 00:02:25,867 - You guys had an argument, didn't you? 48 00:02:25,867 --> 00:02:28,136 - No, no, we didn't have an argument. 49 00:02:28,136 --> 00:02:33,141 It's just adult relationships are sometimes complicated. 50 00:02:34,008 --> 00:02:37,779 And your dad, he's a good man. 51 00:02:37,779 --> 00:02:39,748 - But you guys started dating and everything. 52 00:02:39,748 --> 00:02:42,251 - Sydney, remember I talked to you 53 00:02:42,251 --> 00:02:44,586 about grown folks' business. 54 00:02:44,586 --> 00:02:46,555 Your dad, he's just busy. 55 00:02:46,555 --> 00:02:51,025 And right now he's in Texas on business 56 00:02:51,025 --> 00:02:52,727 and I left him a voicemail. 57 00:02:54,929 --> 00:02:58,733 Look, honey we both know that your dad loves you very much. 58 00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:03,605 Right? So if he can make it, he will, okay? 59 00:03:04,673 --> 00:03:06,174 - Okay. 60 00:03:06,174 --> 00:03:07,776 (country music) 61 00:03:07,776 --> 00:03:09,411 - [Erica] Hey Jeffrey see, 62 00:03:12,614 --> 00:03:16,618 I just want to apologize for the other night. 63 00:03:16,618 --> 00:03:19,721 Things have just been moving so fast 64 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:23,392 and I guess that, I've been hurt a few times 65 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,264 and I just don't wanna rush into anything. 66 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:32,867 (Erica sighing) 67 00:03:32,867 --> 00:03:35,704 Anyway, just come to the family reunion 68 00:03:37,606 --> 00:03:40,442 and we'll figure things out. Okay? 69 00:03:43,044 --> 00:03:44,145 See you soon. 70 00:03:46,814 --> 00:03:49,384 (upbeat music) 71 00:03:59,794 --> 00:04:01,129 - Where's all the people 72 00:04:01,129 --> 00:04:02,964 and the 4th of July decorations? 73 00:04:02,964 --> 00:04:07,336 - I honestly do not know. 74 00:04:10,739 --> 00:04:12,374 (phone ringing) 75 00:04:12,374 --> 00:04:14,843 Hey mom, where are you guys? 76 00:04:14,843 --> 00:04:16,811 You're already supposed to be here. 77 00:04:16,811 --> 00:04:19,581 Isn't dad bringing his famous barbecue ribs? 78 00:04:19,581 --> 00:04:22,417 - Sweetheart, we're not coming. 79 00:04:22,417 --> 00:04:25,320 - What? You're joking (chuckling) 80 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,588 - Hey sweetie. 81 00:04:26,588 --> 00:04:28,690 - Hey dad, what is mom talking about? 82 00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:30,959 - You remember when I surprised your mother 83 00:04:30,959 --> 00:04:35,063 with that adventure trip, in a Brazilian rainforest? 84 00:04:35,063 --> 00:04:37,298 - He surprised himself. 85 00:04:37,298 --> 00:04:39,668 You know I don't like camping and hiking 86 00:04:39,668 --> 00:04:41,002 and all that kind of stuff. 87 00:04:41,002 --> 00:04:44,038 - I thought it would be fun 88 00:04:44,038 --> 00:04:46,508 and to expand our horizon. 89 00:04:46,508 --> 00:04:48,743 - Oh, you expanded them all right. 90 00:04:48,743 --> 00:04:51,279 - Look, well you guys got back last week. 91 00:04:51,279 --> 00:04:53,882 - We were supposed to be back last week 92 00:04:53,882 --> 00:04:57,352 but we are still here stuck in Brazil. 93 00:04:57,352 --> 00:04:59,220 - What? Okay. 94 00:04:59,220 --> 00:05:01,189 You guys are joking you're playing with me. 95 00:05:01,189 --> 00:05:02,424 You got me. 96 00:05:02,424 --> 00:05:05,326 - I'm afraid it's not a joke sweetheart. 97 00:05:05,326 --> 00:05:06,561 - Tell her the best part. 98 00:05:06,561 --> 00:05:09,564 - Babe, we don't need to worry her. 99 00:05:09,564 --> 00:05:11,099 - Worry me about what? 100 00:05:11,099 --> 00:05:12,534 - Tell her. 101 00:05:12,534 --> 00:05:14,736 - We caught the Dengue fever. 102 00:05:14,736 --> 00:05:16,738 - Dengue fever? 103 00:05:16,738 --> 00:05:19,207 - Yes, dengue fever. 104 00:05:19,207 --> 00:05:22,110 - It's a mosquito-borne tropical disease. 105 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:22,944 - It gives you a fever, 106 00:05:22,944 --> 00:05:24,078 yeah, I got that part. 107 00:05:25,414 --> 00:05:28,883 - Fever, diarrhea, headache, pain in my neck, 108 00:05:29,818 --> 00:05:31,553 my back, my- 109 00:05:31,553 --> 00:05:33,454 - Babe. - What? 110 00:05:33,454 --> 00:05:34,989 Or what? 111 00:05:34,989 --> 00:05:37,726 - So you're not coming to the family reunion again? 112 00:05:37,726 --> 00:05:39,528 - Not unless we can go back into a time machine 113 00:05:39,528 --> 00:05:41,463 and never go on this trip. 114 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:45,199 - Oh, at least you two are together. 115 00:05:45,199 --> 00:05:47,836 You wouldn't wanna have Dengue fever alone, 116 00:05:47,836 --> 00:05:48,670 now would you? 117 00:05:51,305 --> 00:05:53,341 - I am, I guess you're right. 118 00:05:54,543 --> 00:05:57,946 - Sometimes I hate how smart you are. 119 00:05:57,946 --> 00:05:59,147 (Erica sighing) 120 00:05:59,147 --> 00:06:01,082 - Well, I'm gonna call you later. Okay? 121 00:06:01,082 --> 00:06:03,585 I gotta try to figure out how to get some barbecue 122 00:06:03,585 --> 00:06:05,687 to this family reunion. 123 00:06:05,687 --> 00:06:07,489 I love you too. 124 00:06:07,489 --> 00:06:08,790 Bye bye. 125 00:06:08,790 --> 00:06:12,226 (phone beeping) 126 00:06:12,226 --> 00:06:14,629 (phone ringing) 127 00:06:14,629 --> 00:06:17,866 Hello, Aunt Mae? No way. 128 00:06:22,303 --> 00:06:23,505 Yes it's today. 129 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:28,510 Okay, okay. I am on my way. 130 00:06:30,411 --> 00:06:33,081 (Erica sighing) 131 00:06:38,453 --> 00:06:39,821 - Where are we going, mommy? 132 00:06:39,821 --> 00:06:41,623 - To get your aunt and uncle. 133 00:06:42,491 --> 00:06:44,392 Oh, you know what? 134 00:06:44,392 --> 00:06:46,628 Before we go, there's something I wanna show you. 135 00:06:46,628 --> 00:06:47,428 Okay? 136 00:06:50,632 --> 00:06:53,635 So you remember you asked me why 137 00:06:53,635 --> 00:06:55,970 we have our family reunions here every year? 138 00:06:57,606 --> 00:06:59,774 Well, this is why. 139 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:05,113 You see, when your great-grandfather 140 00:07:05,113 --> 00:07:08,483 was released from prison, for his wrongful conviction. 141 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:13,722 He ended up suing the government 142 00:07:13,722 --> 00:07:15,223 and he won a lot of money. 143 00:07:16,591 --> 00:07:19,528 So he started his own business with flipping homes 144 00:07:19,528 --> 00:07:24,533 and this is the first home that he ever purchased. 145 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,838 And that's why it's so special to our family. 146 00:07:33,307 --> 00:07:36,244 - [Sydney] Do you think he'd be proud of us? 147 00:07:36,244 --> 00:07:38,880 - Yeah. I know that he's proud of us 148 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,616 and everything that we've accomplished. 149 00:07:41,616 --> 00:07:42,917 You know, sometimes I stay here 150 00:07:42,917 --> 00:07:44,819 and I know that he's watching over us. 151 00:07:47,454 --> 00:07:50,024 (gentle music) 152 00:07:55,496 --> 00:07:58,567 (car engine revving) 153 00:07:59,568 --> 00:08:01,069 (horn honking) 154 00:08:01,069 --> 00:08:03,638 (gentle music) 155 00:08:14,315 --> 00:08:15,750 - Hey, what's up brother? How you doing? 156 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,352 I got some DVDs and oil for sale. DVDs and oils. 157 00:08:18,352 --> 00:08:21,122 Who says you can't. You can't... 158 00:08:21,122 --> 00:08:24,092 I got some DVDs and oils for sale. 159 00:08:24,092 --> 00:08:27,128 Oils, you know what I'm saying? These got pheromones in it. 160 00:08:27,128 --> 00:08:28,396 Pheromones! 161 00:08:28,396 --> 00:08:29,798 Meaning you could get on the ferry, 162 00:08:29,798 --> 00:08:32,200 and she gone mourn, all night long. 163 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,668 Now look, now you have these DVDs 164 00:08:33,668 --> 00:08:34,603 and you put these oils together, 165 00:08:34,603 --> 00:08:35,804 you gonna have a great night. 166 00:08:35,804 --> 00:08:36,838 She gonna be going 167 00:08:36,838 --> 00:08:39,440 * All night long, all night 168 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,577 * All night, all night long 169 00:08:42,577 --> 00:08:44,646 * All night, all night. 170 00:08:44,646 --> 00:08:47,215 (upbeat music) 171 00:09:20,548 --> 00:09:22,050 - What you want player? 172 00:09:22,050 --> 00:09:23,652 - I don't know, what you got? 173 00:09:23,652 --> 00:09:26,721 - Just let me know, hands is magic. 174 00:09:26,721 --> 00:09:28,022 - It's like that? 175 00:09:28,022 --> 00:09:30,491 - It's exactly like that (chuckling) 176 00:09:30,491 --> 00:09:33,127 Somebody please tell this man. 177 00:09:33,127 --> 00:09:35,529 - Oh in that case, let me get number one. 178 00:09:35,529 --> 00:09:37,498 (barber chuckling) 179 00:09:37,498 --> 00:09:39,000 - Man, get out my chair. 180 00:09:42,704 --> 00:09:46,708 * We're together, one love in the house * 181 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:48,276 * The house is out 182 00:09:48,276 --> 00:09:52,513 * One love, forever 183 00:09:52,513 --> 00:09:54,749 * One love 184 00:09:56,017 --> 00:09:58,853 (clipper buzzing) 185 00:10:03,692 --> 00:10:05,026 - OG (indistinct), 186 00:10:06,394 --> 00:10:09,363 What's up with that meal for another day man? 187 00:10:09,363 --> 00:10:11,666 - Just another satisfied customer. 188 00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:14,135 - Obviously, but come on OG. 189 00:10:15,103 --> 00:10:16,404 She asked for you by name. 190 00:10:17,806 --> 00:10:19,708 Now keep it real, partner. What's up, talk to me? 191 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:21,542 - Well, she came in 192 00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:22,610 she was like, 193 00:10:22,610 --> 00:10:26,314 "OG, I know you're a barber, 194 00:10:26,314 --> 00:10:27,982 "I get paid on the 15th. 195 00:10:28,983 --> 00:10:29,951 "Hook a sister up." 196 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:33,688 - So did you hook her up? 197 00:10:33,688 --> 00:10:35,890 - I told her just like I tell all the girls. 198 00:10:36,791 --> 00:10:38,392 I don't work for charities. 199 00:10:38,392 --> 00:10:39,994 I don't work for free. (broom sweeping) 200 00:10:39,994 --> 00:10:42,196 And if you wanna use these skills, 201 00:10:42,196 --> 00:10:43,898 you gotta pay me something. 202 00:10:43,898 --> 00:10:47,035 And I told her she had three choices. 203 00:10:47,035 --> 00:10:49,103 She can give me some cash. 204 00:10:49,103 --> 00:10:50,438 - Well? 205 00:10:50,438 --> 00:10:51,773 - She can give me some grass. 206 00:10:51,773 --> 00:10:53,274 - Now you're talking. (all chuckling) 207 00:10:53,274 --> 00:10:54,475 - Or that ass. 208 00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:57,045 (all laughing) 209 00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:01,916 - Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, wait. 210 00:11:03,417 --> 00:11:05,319 OG, so you trying to tell me that you- 211 00:11:08,389 --> 00:11:11,059 (seat creaking) 212 00:11:14,295 --> 00:11:16,464 - She didn't have no grass either. 213 00:11:16,464 --> 00:11:19,100 (all laughing) - Oh. 214 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:20,068 - Not OG, bro. 215 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,137 (all laughing) 216 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,072 - So where you been, brother? 217 00:11:24,072 --> 00:11:25,406 We ain't seen you in a while. 218 00:11:25,406 --> 00:11:27,241 You doing the same cut thing? (clipper buzzing) 219 00:11:27,241 --> 00:11:29,143 - I've been traveling a lot for work lately. 220 00:11:29,143 --> 00:11:30,378 - This ain't no game, this for real, 221 00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:32,146 'cause you keep cutting the back of your head, 222 00:11:32,146 --> 00:11:33,347 it's gonna look like hamburger meat. 223 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:35,083 (all laughing) 224 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:38,019 - [Barber] Oh, star crunching earthworm. 225 00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:39,553 - This aint no game. 226 00:11:39,553 --> 00:11:40,721 This for real. 227 00:11:41,923 --> 00:11:43,491 - Don't make me laugh (chuckling). 228 00:11:43,491 --> 00:11:45,259 - I like that commercial though. 229 00:11:45,259 --> 00:11:48,229 If Jeffrey can't get you off, nobody can. 230 00:11:49,430 --> 00:11:51,299 - I use that in the bed all the time. 231 00:11:51,299 --> 00:11:53,935 That's my sexy talk with Ding (chuckling). 232 00:11:53,935 --> 00:11:55,403 (clipper buzzing) 233 00:11:55,403 --> 00:11:56,470 - Whatever works, bro. 234 00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:01,175 - Wait, did you say your girl's name was Ding? 235 00:12:02,076 --> 00:12:04,478 - Yeah. What's wrong with that? 236 00:12:04,478 --> 00:12:06,080 I like Asian women. 237 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,716 You see, fellas, once you go Asian, 238 00:12:08,716 --> 00:12:09,818 it's always amazing. 239 00:12:09,818 --> 00:12:11,920 (all laughing) 240 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,754 - What's her last name? 241 00:12:13,754 --> 00:12:15,056 - What's her last name? 242 00:12:15,056 --> 00:12:16,224 You a Fed? 243 00:12:16,224 --> 00:12:18,126 You sound like a Fed right now. 244 00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:20,328 You acting real feddy, partner. 245 00:12:20,328 --> 00:12:21,830 - It's just a simple question. 246 00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:26,134 (clipper buzzing) 247 00:12:26,134 --> 00:12:29,838 - It's Ling, okay? Its Ling. 248 00:12:29,838 --> 00:12:32,140 - Wait, hold up. 249 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:35,176 Your girl's name is Ding Ling? 250 00:12:37,645 --> 00:12:38,646 Dinger Ling? 251 00:12:38,646 --> 00:12:39,848 (all laughing) 252 00:12:39,848 --> 00:12:41,149 - Hey, yo, yo, it aint that funny, bro. 253 00:12:41,149 --> 00:12:42,483 Why you all laughing? 254 00:12:42,483 --> 00:12:44,218 Where's the laughter coming from? 255 00:12:44,218 --> 00:12:45,453 It aint all that funny. 256 00:12:45,453 --> 00:12:46,454 Why you laughing? 257 00:12:46,454 --> 00:12:47,856 It aint that funny. 258 00:12:47,856 --> 00:12:50,191 - So look here, Jeff, man, real talk. 259 00:12:50,191 --> 00:12:52,526 We appreciate what you're doing out there in them streets. 260 00:12:52,526 --> 00:12:54,061 Them young brothers, 261 00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:56,730 making sure they get a fair shake in the legal system, 262 00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:58,666 that's good stuff, man. (clipper buzzing) 263 00:12:58,666 --> 00:13:00,534 - Just doing what I can. 264 00:13:00,534 --> 00:13:01,469 - I feel you. 265 00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:03,704 So what you doing for the 4th? 266 00:13:03,704 --> 00:13:08,209 - Family reunion with my daughter's mom's family. 267 00:13:08,209 --> 00:13:10,011 - Hold on, hold on, daughter? 268 00:13:10,011 --> 00:13:12,046 I didn't know you had a daughter, man, 269 00:13:12,046 --> 00:13:13,147 didn't even know was a dad. 270 00:13:13,147 --> 00:13:14,515 - Me either. 271 00:13:14,515 --> 00:13:17,118 - Yeah, it was kind of a surprise to me too. 272 00:13:18,286 --> 00:13:20,889 I had a one night stand about nine years ago, 273 00:13:22,356 --> 00:13:24,225 yeah, she didn't tell me about it. 274 00:13:25,393 --> 00:13:27,661 Then my daughter found me on the internet. 275 00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:29,830 So we've been playing catch up ever since. 276 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:32,833 - Internet! What's her family like? 277 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,535 - Pretty cool actually. 278 00:13:34,535 --> 00:13:38,439 Very accomplished people, the dad is a doctor, 279 00:13:38,439 --> 00:13:39,773 the mom a stay at home mom. 280 00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:42,043 And then my daughter's mother is an attorney. 281 00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:43,011 - Oh, wow, oh. 282 00:13:44,645 --> 00:13:46,347 - Can the mama cook? 283 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:47,548 That's all I wanna know. 284 00:13:48,382 --> 00:13:49,417 (all chuckling) 285 00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:50,518 - Yeah, she could throw it out. 286 00:13:50,518 --> 00:13:52,386 - Is there gonna be a DJ there, 287 00:13:52,386 --> 00:13:53,988 with some big fat booties? 288 00:13:53,988 --> 00:13:55,489 (Jeffrey chuckling) 289 00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:56,457 - [Jeffrey] I guess. 290 00:13:56,457 --> 00:13:57,892 - That's my type of party then. 291 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:00,228 - I got a couple of questions. 292 00:14:00,228 --> 00:14:01,029 - Okay. 293 00:14:01,963 --> 00:14:02,830 - Is she crazy? 294 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:04,032 (all laughing) 295 00:14:04,032 --> 00:14:05,599 'Cause ain't nothing like some crazy coochie. 296 00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:08,669 Don't sleep. 297 00:14:08,669 --> 00:14:09,737 - No, she's mad cool. 298 00:14:09,737 --> 00:14:11,940 (clippers buzzing) 299 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,574 - You got a picture of her? 300 00:14:13,574 --> 00:14:16,510 (clippers buzzing) 301 00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:23,451 - [All] Damn! 302 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,255 - Hey, she bad. 303 00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:29,157 - OG, what you do with that, boy? 304 00:14:29,157 --> 00:14:31,825 - Ooh! That girl got everything. 305 00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:34,395 (all laughing) 306 00:14:36,164 --> 00:14:38,933 - Yeah, she's pretty amazing? 307 00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:40,601 - So what you waiting for hommie? 308 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:45,539 - Nothing. She, she not feeling me like that. 309 00:14:45,539 --> 00:14:47,608 I mean, I'm in her rotation, 310 00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:50,044 but she ain't taking me serious. 311 00:14:50,044 --> 00:14:52,146 - Come on, man be for real. 312 00:14:52,146 --> 00:14:54,482 She's a lawyer, you a lawyer. 313 00:14:54,482 --> 00:14:56,550 And obviously you hooked on this woman. 314 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:59,253 - At least the best part of her, 315 00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:00,521 (all laughing) 316 00:15:00,521 --> 00:15:02,223 - Like my granddaddy used to tell me man, 317 00:15:03,124 --> 00:15:05,293 women they just like cars. 318 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:11,432 When you rent them, you can ride them however you want to. 319 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,901 But your ass gonna pay a high price. 320 00:15:15,069 --> 00:15:18,539 And as soon as you get used to it a little bit, 321 00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:21,642 try to take her right back, you know what I mean? 322 00:15:21,642 --> 00:15:22,643 But when you buy, 323 00:15:23,978 --> 00:15:26,114 now you get to ride it whenever you want 324 00:15:26,114 --> 00:15:28,582 for a much lower price. 325 00:15:28,582 --> 00:15:33,221 But, you gotta get used to those imperfections over time. 326 00:15:33,221 --> 00:15:35,889 - Y'all broke asses probably put it on little wait anyway. 327 00:15:35,889 --> 00:15:37,591 (all laughing) 328 00:15:37,591 --> 00:15:38,859 - Look here, man. 329 00:15:38,859 --> 00:15:40,061 We've been in this game a long time, 330 00:15:40,061 --> 00:15:42,463 from thots all the way back to skeezers. 331 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,665 I mean, eventually you gotta make a decision. 332 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:46,934 You keep all that banging and slanging, 333 00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:48,602 your dick gonna fall off. 334 00:15:48,602 --> 00:15:50,038 You know what I'm saying? 335 00:15:50,038 --> 00:15:52,473 You got a fine good looking woman man, beautiful, 336 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,608 voluptuous, scrumptious 337 00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:56,910 and she got a great big old juicy booty. 338 00:15:56,910 --> 00:15:58,446 - Okay, okay, I get it. 339 00:15:58,446 --> 00:15:59,680 - But I mean, look here, man. 340 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,315 She waited for a black King to swoop down 341 00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:03,251 and sweep her off her feet. 342 00:16:03,251 --> 00:16:04,618 You see never playing around, man. 343 00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:05,953 Unless this woman's been living in a bubble. 344 00:16:05,953 --> 00:16:10,058 She done met 5011, noncommittal, sorry, cheating, 345 00:16:10,058 --> 00:16:13,461 unemployed, emotionally unavailable. 346 00:16:13,461 --> 00:16:15,363 They all started out, 347 00:16:15,363 --> 00:16:16,597 just like you. 348 00:16:16,597 --> 00:16:19,200 Nice. She needed a man to decide. 349 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:21,202 You decide, and you decide what you're gon' do 350 00:16:21,202 --> 00:16:23,304 for your family then you leave. 351 00:16:23,304 --> 00:16:24,872 A woman like that, 352 00:16:24,872 --> 00:16:27,375 she got a deep bench, man, look here. 353 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,210 If you ain't, the dude is going out there 354 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:32,980 and winning every day and blowing that back out 355 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:34,948 on a consistent basis, 356 00:16:34,948 --> 00:16:36,450 you're going to be right back on the bench. 357 00:16:36,450 --> 00:16:37,918 Watch what I tell you. 358 00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:39,653 - Finally. It's not that I can agree to. 359 00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:40,888 Amen to that. 360 00:16:40,888 --> 00:16:42,323 - Preach. Tell him. 361 00:16:42,323 --> 00:16:43,724 - He ain't lying. 362 00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,159 While we are going to have, 363 00:16:45,159 --> 00:16:48,529 booty shaking barbecue and steal that girl right from you. 364 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:51,132 (all laughing) 365 00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:57,771 (Mae giggling) 366 00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:01,109 - [Mae] Stop it, 367 00:17:01,109 --> 00:17:04,244 (indistinct) 368 00:17:04,244 --> 00:17:06,647 - I am ready to take off again. 369 00:17:06,647 --> 00:17:07,915 - Me too. 370 00:17:07,915 --> 00:17:09,082 (laughing) 371 00:17:09,082 --> 00:17:11,685 Stop it, you're nasty. 372 00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:14,788 (both laughing) 373 00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:17,791 So, where's my little Sydney? 374 00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:19,493 - Actually, I left her at a friend's house 375 00:17:19,493 --> 00:17:22,629 because I didn't want her to see you two in this situation. 376 00:17:23,597 --> 00:17:25,032 - Erica, I love your hair. 377 00:17:25,032 --> 00:17:27,301 Did you do something different to it? 378 00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:28,469 - I always do something different to my hair. 379 00:17:28,469 --> 00:17:30,138 But thank you, Aunt Mae. 380 00:17:31,305 --> 00:17:34,642 - Erica, you don't seem very happy to see us. 381 00:17:34,642 --> 00:17:36,710 - Well, Uncle Victor, I thought I was picking you guys 382 00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:38,612 up from the airport, not the police station. 383 00:17:38,612 --> 00:17:42,150 I mean, the mile high club, guys, really? 384 00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:43,083 - Yes. 385 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:46,019 Well, Erica you know that 386 00:17:46,019 --> 00:17:50,724 you of all people already know about birds and the bees. 387 00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,593 So I'll just tell you that, 388 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:57,598 your Aunty Mae and I we just, we got married so early. 389 00:17:58,332 --> 00:17:59,833 Directly out of college. 390 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,702 We didn't have a chance to do all the crazy things 391 00:18:01,702 --> 00:18:05,239 that 20 something year olds normally do. 392 00:18:05,239 --> 00:18:06,507 - Sure did. 393 00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:09,410 - To include having sex in the airplane bathroom 394 00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:10,678 (both laughing) 395 00:18:10,678 --> 00:18:12,913 - You do know that's not a thing anymore, right? 396 00:18:12,913 --> 00:18:14,182 - Well we made it. 397 00:18:14,182 --> 00:18:17,585 - I made it a thing again, right? 398 00:18:17,585 --> 00:18:21,555 - Yes, its amazing what you can do in a small space. 399 00:18:21,555 --> 00:18:24,057 when you put your mind to it. 400 00:18:24,057 --> 00:18:25,226 - I enjoy hips. 401 00:18:25,226 --> 00:18:27,228 - Oh, love them hips baby. 402 00:18:27,228 --> 00:18:29,230 (both laugh) 403 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:30,331 - Okay, okay. 404 00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:32,466 Can you pleas stop? 405 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,403 - How do you think my sister in-law made you? 406 00:18:35,403 --> 00:18:39,006 - Please, Aunt Mae I, no. Please. 407 00:18:39,006 --> 00:18:41,509 - Okay baby girl, we will behave. 408 00:18:41,509 --> 00:18:43,277 I promise. 409 00:18:43,277 --> 00:18:44,111 - Thank you. 410 00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:49,250 Did you even consider how maybe this affects me? 411 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,521 - Affects you. 412 00:18:53,521 --> 00:18:56,324 - Considering you, excuse me. 413 00:18:56,324 --> 00:18:57,491 - [Erica] Yes. 414 00:18:57,491 --> 00:18:58,659 - Did you even consider us when you 415 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,294 had a one night stand? 416 00:19:00,294 --> 00:19:01,995 - A unprotected one night stand. 417 00:19:01,995 --> 00:19:04,232 - Yeah, with Jeffrey Davidson? 418 00:19:04,232 --> 00:19:06,934 - Mm-hmm. - Did you, did you? 419 00:19:06,934 --> 00:19:09,002 Exactly, I didn't think so. 420 00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:11,104 I rest my case. 421 00:19:11,104 --> 00:19:14,442 Listen, baby girl, your aunt and I love each other. 422 00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:16,043 - Yes we do, we do. 423 00:19:17,645 --> 00:19:21,582 - We had some fun, we took a risk. 424 00:19:21,582 --> 00:19:22,483 We got caught. 425 00:19:22,483 --> 00:19:23,417 - [Mae] Yes we did. 426 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,754 - But we lived to talk about it. 427 00:19:26,754 --> 00:19:28,756 - And you do know that you guys would be 428 00:19:28,756 --> 00:19:30,891 in jail if weren't wealthy? 429 00:19:30,891 --> 00:19:32,893 - And because we know our rights. 430 00:19:32,893 --> 00:19:35,629 - And not everybody has that privilege. 431 00:19:35,629 --> 00:19:39,733 - Well, that's why we are so proud of our beautiful, 432 00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:44,738 intelligent and way too serious freedom fighting attorneys. 433 00:19:46,407 --> 00:19:49,410 - Well, congratulations you guys made the paper. 434 00:19:49,410 --> 00:19:50,344 - Oh! My goodness. 435 00:19:50,344 --> 00:19:53,247 - Are you kidding me, what? 436 00:19:53,247 --> 00:19:56,917 The paper? Get out. Let me read this. 437 00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,185 - Look at this. 438 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,523 - Oh, yeah. (chuckles) 439 00:20:02,523 --> 00:20:05,158 Love is in the air. 440 00:20:05,158 --> 00:20:07,995 - A couple in their sixties as being hailed 441 00:20:07,995 --> 00:20:12,165 as an example of the love that stands the test of time. 442 00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:14,468 Mae and Victor Carter- - That's us. 443 00:20:15,903 --> 00:20:17,938 Were arrested this morning when 444 00:20:17,938 --> 00:20:21,475 their plane touched down at Richmond International Airport. 445 00:20:21,475 --> 00:20:23,377 The couple was charged with violation 446 00:20:23,377 --> 00:20:28,382 of FAA regulations related to the use of airplane lavatory. 447 00:20:28,982 --> 00:20:30,851 (Both laugh) 448 00:20:30,851 --> 00:20:34,254 After a flight attendant caught them having sex. 449 00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:35,923 The couple spent one night in jail 450 00:20:35,923 --> 00:20:37,190 and the charges were dropped 451 00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:40,694 for lack of sufficient evidence. (mumbles) 452 00:20:40,694 --> 00:20:43,931 However, their lesson to society is clear. 453 00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:45,399 Love is in the air. 454 00:20:45,399 --> 00:20:48,602 - In the air, oh, my goodness. 455 00:20:48,602 --> 00:20:50,203 - Yeah. And you know, if you guys were poor, 456 00:20:50,203 --> 00:20:53,240 you would be on the way to prison right now. 457 00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:58,946 - See, you and your brother created that monster. 458 00:20:58,946 --> 00:20:59,747 - Monster? 459 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:01,915 - Listen, baby girl, 460 00:21:03,216 --> 00:21:05,319 you know I am so proud 461 00:21:05,319 --> 00:21:08,221 and happy that you became an attorney. 462 00:21:08,221 --> 00:21:10,358 Just like your uncle Vic. 463 00:21:10,358 --> 00:21:11,792 And you know the whole family is proud of you. 464 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,394 - Oh, yes. 465 00:21:13,394 --> 00:21:14,395 - But. 466 00:21:14,395 --> 00:21:15,429 - Here we go. 467 00:21:15,429 --> 00:21:16,930 - [Vic] Yes. 468 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,633 Do you have the answers to all the problems in the country? 469 00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:21,168 - No. 470 00:21:21,168 --> 00:21:23,337 - Because if you do, then you don't need to be an attorney. 471 00:21:23,337 --> 00:21:25,839 You need to be the President. And I mean that. 472 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:30,143 Listen. Nobody has all the answers, I don't. 473 00:21:31,244 --> 00:21:33,714 But I live by three simple rules. 474 00:21:33,714 --> 00:21:34,682 - Yes he does. 475 00:21:34,682 --> 00:21:38,586 - Please my God, please my wife. 476 00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:40,721 And support my community. 477 00:21:40,721 --> 00:21:44,358 And on that plane, I was pleasing my wife. 478 00:21:44,358 --> 00:21:45,325 Were you pleased, baby? 479 00:21:45,325 --> 00:21:46,927 - Woo, baby, I was so pleased. 480 00:21:46,927 --> 00:21:48,429 - That's right, you know we are. 481 00:21:48,429 --> 00:21:51,799 - Okay, okay, you know what? You guys win, okay? 482 00:21:51,799 --> 00:21:55,002 But can you please just keep it together (indistinct) 483 00:21:55,002 --> 00:21:55,836 Please? 484 00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:56,804 - [Mae] All right, deal. 485 00:21:56,804 --> 00:21:58,672 - [Vic] Deal, deal. 486 00:21:58,672 --> 00:22:00,007 - Thank you. 487 00:22:00,007 --> 00:22:04,578 - So, how's your boyfriend/baby's father doing? 488 00:22:07,114 --> 00:22:08,549 - Fine, 489 00:22:08,549 --> 00:22:10,618 but he's not my boyfriend we're just friends. 490 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:15,122 - What, just friends? 491 00:22:15,122 --> 00:22:16,123 - Yes. 492 00:22:16,123 --> 00:22:18,091 - [Vic] Just friends? - Yes. 493 00:22:18,091 --> 00:22:19,026 - Lets see. 494 00:22:19,026 --> 00:22:20,428 He is your baby's father. 495 00:22:21,762 --> 00:22:25,165 He's a respected attorney in the community. 496 00:22:25,165 --> 00:22:27,034 He's great with Sydney. - Yes. 497 00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:28,536 - And every time I see him 498 00:22:28,536 --> 00:22:31,338 he's treating you like, like some precious jewel. 499 00:22:31,338 --> 00:22:32,506 Am I missing something? 500 00:22:33,807 --> 00:22:36,376 - No, you've pretty much nailed it. 501 00:22:36,376 --> 00:22:37,310 - You right. 502 00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:38,512 - Then whats the problem Erica? 503 00:22:38,512 --> 00:22:40,147 - I just don't wanna make the wrong decision. 504 00:22:40,147 --> 00:22:42,483 People have a tendency to change up on you 505 00:22:42,483 --> 00:22:44,885 and that's not what I want. 506 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:47,220 - Well, are you seeing someone else? 507 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:48,889 - No way, no thanks. 508 00:22:50,691 --> 00:22:53,627 - Baby girl, take it from me, leave your past behind you 509 00:22:53,627 --> 00:22:55,463 or your future will pass you by. 510 00:22:55,463 --> 00:22:56,730 - Right. 511 00:22:56,730 --> 00:22:58,131 - Don't you mean fly by? 512 00:22:58,131 --> 00:22:58,999 - oh, yes fly by. 513 00:22:59,867 --> 00:23:01,902 (Both laugh) 514 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:03,671 That's right, fly by. 515 00:23:03,671 --> 00:23:05,172 - Oh man, 516 00:23:05,172 --> 00:23:08,108 I can't wait to have some of my brothers barbecue. 517 00:23:08,108 --> 00:23:09,376 - Angela's coconut cake. 518 00:23:09,376 --> 00:23:10,911 - Yeah. - Woo! 519 00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:14,682 - Yeah, so about that. 520 00:23:14,682 --> 00:23:17,017 We'll talk about that later. 521 00:23:18,552 --> 00:23:23,557 - [Mae] Ooh. 522 00:23:24,157 --> 00:23:25,793 (bright music) 523 00:23:25,793 --> 00:23:27,427 - [Benita] Thank you for calling Youfly Airlines. 524 00:23:27,427 --> 00:23:28,662 My name is Benita. 525 00:23:28,662 --> 00:23:31,064 How can i brighten your day today? 526 00:23:31,064 --> 00:23:32,500 - Hi, Benita. 527 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,067 I'm trying to get a flight from El Paso, Texas 528 00:23:34,067 --> 00:23:36,870 to Williamsburg, Virginia, first thing tomorrow morning. 529 00:23:38,005 --> 00:23:40,574 - [Benita] And would that brighten your day? 530 00:23:40,574 --> 00:23:42,042 - Huh? 531 00:23:42,042 --> 00:23:44,645 - [Benita] Would it brighten your day if I book you a flight 532 00:23:44,645 --> 00:23:46,947 from El Paso, Texas to Williamsburg, 533 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,449 Virginia for tomorrow morning? 534 00:23:50,618 --> 00:23:52,352 - Yeah, I guess it would bright my day. 535 00:23:52,352 --> 00:23:53,854 - [Benita] Then let's get your day bright. 536 00:24:05,332 --> 00:24:07,434 Oh, okay, okay. I got it. 537 00:24:08,636 --> 00:24:09,770 - Got it? 538 00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:11,739 - [Benita] Yes and no. 539 00:24:11,739 --> 00:24:12,940 - Yes and no? 540 00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:13,874 - [Benita] Yes, I got it. 541 00:24:13,874 --> 00:24:16,276 Like, I know what you want, 542 00:24:16,276 --> 00:24:18,512 but no, we don't got any flights. 543 00:24:20,581 --> 00:24:21,414 - No flights? 544 00:24:22,583 --> 00:24:24,017 - [Benita] Well, it's 4th of July weekend 545 00:24:24,017 --> 00:24:25,252 and there is a weather issue 546 00:24:25,252 --> 00:24:27,655 in Atlanta that caused a lot of delays. 547 00:24:29,022 --> 00:24:31,825 None of the airlines can sell any new flights 548 00:24:31,825 --> 00:24:34,695 to Williamsburg until we get everyone already 549 00:24:34,695 --> 00:24:37,731 purchased flights to their destination. 550 00:24:37,731 --> 00:24:41,602 - Okay, so what's the closest you can get me 551 00:24:41,602 --> 00:24:43,070 to Williamsburg? 552 00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:44,772 - [Benita] Atlanta. 553 00:24:44,772 --> 00:24:48,375 - Atlanta? That's like 10 hours drive from Williamsburg. 554 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,078 - [Benita] Atlanta is beautiful this time of year, 555 00:24:51,078 --> 00:24:53,313 the road's (indistinct) are blossoming. 556 00:24:53,313 --> 00:24:54,514 Even the high trains is. 557 00:24:54,514 --> 00:24:57,551 - Our family reunion is in Virginia. 558 00:24:57,551 --> 00:25:00,020 - [Benita] Maybe your family would like to reun 559 00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:01,889 in Atlanta instead. 560 00:25:01,889 --> 00:25:04,157 Like I said, it's beautiful. 561 00:25:04,157 --> 00:25:05,358 - Yeah. You said that. 562 00:25:05,358 --> 00:25:06,627 - [Benita] They got great food too. 563 00:25:06,627 --> 00:25:08,061 You can pick me up some. 564 00:25:08,061 --> 00:25:09,863 - And bad weather, apparently. 565 00:25:11,164 --> 00:25:14,401 - [Benita] Yes, they did have this weather issue. 566 00:25:14,401 --> 00:25:15,569 - What is the weather issue? 567 00:25:15,569 --> 00:25:17,771 You know what? Don't even tell me. 568 00:25:17,771 --> 00:25:21,074 You ain't know about this when you picked up the phone? 569 00:25:21,074 --> 00:25:23,877 All that talking about you gon' make my day. 570 00:25:23,877 --> 00:25:26,313 - [Benita] Brightening, it's brighten in your day. 571 00:25:26,313 --> 00:25:30,083 - Whatever Benita, my day ain't bright and you ain't right. 572 00:25:30,083 --> 00:25:31,018 Thanks for nothing. 573 00:25:32,886 --> 00:25:34,321 Oh geez. 574 00:25:38,225 --> 00:25:43,230 I'm driving. I'm driving. No flights? (exhales) 575 00:25:55,275 --> 00:25:58,111 Directions to Williamsburg, Virginia. 576 00:25:58,111 --> 00:25:59,647 (phone chimes) 577 00:25:59,647 --> 00:26:00,848 - [Automated voice] Getting directions to Williamsburg, 578 00:26:00,848 --> 00:26:01,749 Virginia. - Damn. 579 00:26:04,384 --> 00:26:05,585 I'ma need some coffee. 580 00:26:07,988 --> 00:26:09,156 A lot of coffee. 581 00:26:11,158 --> 00:26:14,828 (lawn mower engine revving) 582 00:26:16,029 --> 00:26:17,865 - Family, I'm glad you all are here. 583 00:26:17,865 --> 00:26:19,733 We've got a bit of a situation. 584 00:26:19,733 --> 00:26:23,370 Well, my brother, Aaron and his wife are stuck 585 00:26:23,370 --> 00:26:25,806 under quarantine in Brazil. 586 00:26:25,806 --> 00:26:26,640 - Brazil? 587 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,141 - Yes, Brazil. 588 00:26:28,141 --> 00:26:32,612 So, normally they host this event, but it's up to us now. 589 00:26:32,612 --> 00:26:35,415 So, we've got to decorate, 590 00:26:35,415 --> 00:26:37,851 cook everything in under two hours 591 00:26:37,851 --> 00:26:38,952 before everybody gets here. 592 00:26:38,952 --> 00:26:39,887 - Woo! 593 00:26:39,887 --> 00:26:41,421 - So anybody who knows anything 594 00:26:41,421 --> 00:26:43,623 about grilling, follow me. 595 00:26:43,623 --> 00:26:46,126 - And if any of you can cook, follow me, 596 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,496 Erica you can come too. 597 00:26:49,496 --> 00:26:51,364 - See you wrong for that, Aunt Mae 598 00:26:51,364 --> 00:26:52,900 That's okay. 599 00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,635 - Well, the potato salad you made the last time was hmm. 600 00:26:55,635 --> 00:26:56,603 - You know what? 601 00:26:56,603 --> 00:26:58,571 My man loves my potato salad. 602 00:26:58,571 --> 00:26:59,606 - Ooh! 603 00:26:59,606 --> 00:27:00,507 - [Erica] Vegan potato salad 604 00:27:00,507 --> 00:27:01,909 - So he's your man now? 605 00:27:01,909 --> 00:27:04,311 (indistinct) 606 00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:12,552 - Baby, what's part where all the women leave 607 00:27:12,552 --> 00:27:13,787 and go to the kitchen and leave the man, 608 00:27:13,787 --> 00:27:15,255 the fourth bond over manship? 609 00:27:16,223 --> 00:27:18,291 - Well, can you handle it? 610 00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:21,128 - B, can you give the man some space? 611 00:27:22,562 --> 00:27:26,599 I need to educate him on the ways of the Carter family. 612 00:27:27,768 --> 00:27:30,337 - And see now that's what I was afraid of. 613 00:27:30,337 --> 00:27:31,905 - So Ellie actually went to Brazil. 614 00:27:31,905 --> 00:27:33,941 - Yeah. - You ever been? 615 00:27:33,941 --> 00:27:36,910 - Bruh, (laughs) have I ever been? 616 00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:38,278 Let me tell you a story. 617 00:27:38,278 --> 00:27:39,780 - No you don't. No you don't. 618 00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:42,916 Don't be telling him none of your skanky ass nasty 619 00:27:42,916 --> 00:27:43,984 sex stories. 620 00:27:43,984 --> 00:27:45,919 Don't be telling him that. 621 00:27:51,124 --> 00:27:52,325 - So okay. 622 00:27:52,325 --> 00:27:55,362 So this one time you understand, so. 623 00:27:57,898 --> 00:28:00,433 (upbeat music) 624 00:28:03,570 --> 00:28:04,404 - Yes. 625 00:28:07,107 --> 00:28:10,377 - Let me have a large coffee. 626 00:28:10,377 --> 00:28:11,211 - Flavor? 627 00:28:12,612 --> 00:28:16,083 - No, no flavor. Just regular coffee. 628 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:19,052 - Sir We don't make regular coffee here. 629 00:28:19,052 --> 00:28:21,421 Our coffee comes from a special blend of made 630 00:28:21,421 --> 00:28:23,957 out of special beans that make it the best coffee 631 00:28:23,957 --> 00:28:25,025 on this earth. 632 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:31,765 - Well, okay. Give me one of those then. 633 00:28:32,365 --> 00:28:33,233 - One of what? 634 00:28:34,935 --> 00:28:37,270 - The special thing for the. 635 00:28:38,571 --> 00:28:41,574 - Try the Japanese (indistinct), you're driving, right? 636 00:28:41,574 --> 00:28:42,642 - Whoa! 637 00:28:42,642 --> 00:28:45,678 First of all, personal space. 638 00:28:45,678 --> 00:28:49,749 Second of all, that sounds like liquid cocaine. 639 00:28:49,749 --> 00:28:50,784 - Tastes like it too. 640 00:28:52,285 --> 00:28:54,822 - How do you know what cocaine tastes like? 641 00:28:54,822 --> 00:28:57,057 - Just try it, its really good. 642 00:28:57,057 --> 00:28:57,891 - Told you. 643 00:29:00,127 --> 00:29:02,996 - Look, man and woman. 644 00:29:04,231 --> 00:29:07,434 I appreciate your concern, but I got this. 645 00:29:07,434 --> 00:29:10,503 - Okay and just doubt. 646 00:29:10,503 --> 00:29:11,939 - You cannot help some people. 647 00:29:11,939 --> 00:29:13,606 - Its actually a really good choice. 648 00:29:13,606 --> 00:29:14,574 - See? 649 00:29:14,574 --> 00:29:15,708 - Told you. - Mm-hmm. 650 00:29:16,977 --> 00:29:21,982 - Everybody, I can choose my own coffee. 651 00:29:24,051 --> 00:29:27,487 - Pick it already, you're giving us caffeine anxiety. 652 00:29:27,487 --> 00:29:30,023 - Pretty sure that's not a thing. 653 00:29:30,023 --> 00:29:33,760 Okay. Let me get pinochet. 654 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,729 (people yelling) 655 00:29:36,729 --> 00:29:38,098 - Now you really messed up. 656 00:29:41,869 --> 00:29:43,603 What's wrong with the pinochet? 657 00:29:43,603 --> 00:29:45,839 (indistinct chatter) 658 00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:47,507 - The coffee is actually named 659 00:29:47,507 --> 00:29:50,944 after former President Jose Ramon Pinochet, 660 00:29:50,944 --> 00:29:52,379 the one who invented the beans. 661 00:29:52,379 --> 00:29:53,480 They come from Chile. 662 00:29:55,348 --> 00:29:57,784 (indistinct) 663 00:30:00,954 --> 00:30:03,723 - Okay. So, all right. 664 00:30:03,723 --> 00:30:06,193 Give me that jack off- 665 00:30:07,394 --> 00:30:08,228 - [All] Jack and the beanstalk. 666 00:30:12,032 --> 00:30:17,037 - That, yeah. The jack and the beanstalk thing. 667 00:30:17,770 --> 00:30:19,106 Made from the beans, 668 00:30:20,073 --> 00:30:23,743 that are made from angel turds. 669 00:30:23,743 --> 00:30:26,479 That thing, please and thank you. 670 00:30:26,479 --> 00:30:28,882 - You don't have to be sarcastic, you know? 671 00:30:28,882 --> 00:30:30,717 - Yeah whatever the cap (indistinct). 672 00:30:31,718 --> 00:30:33,286 - That'll be 19.75. 673 00:30:34,521 --> 00:30:36,023 - Beg your pardon? 674 00:30:37,790 --> 00:30:41,995 No I asked for one coffee. 675 00:30:41,995 --> 00:30:44,164 - I gave you one coffee. 676 00:30:46,299 --> 00:30:48,168 - One coffee cost almost 20 dollars? 677 00:30:49,169 --> 00:30:50,603 - It's totally worth, bro. 678 00:30:50,603 --> 00:30:54,441 - Dude, can you not? - Trying to help. 679 00:30:54,441 --> 00:30:56,309 - You already said that. 680 00:30:56,309 --> 00:30:58,545 - How would you like to pay? Debit or credit? 681 00:31:00,313 --> 00:31:02,315 - Debit. 682 00:31:02,315 --> 00:31:03,984 - US debit or Visa debit? 683 00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:10,557 - Well, its a Visa card so I guess Visa debit. 684 00:31:10,557 --> 00:31:12,459 I don't know, what's the difference? 685 00:31:12,459 --> 00:31:14,061 - Visa debit is credit. 686 00:31:16,663 --> 00:31:18,598 - Then why do they call it visa debit? 687 00:31:18,598 --> 00:31:20,467 - I don't know. Why didn't you ask them? 688 00:31:22,069 --> 00:31:23,336 - Maybe I will. 689 00:31:23,336 --> 00:31:25,538 - What's wrong with paying with credit? 690 00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:26,706 - Credit cost more. 691 00:31:26,706 --> 00:31:27,941 - Not if you have good credit. 692 00:31:27,941 --> 00:31:29,276 - Even if you... 693 00:31:51,731 --> 00:31:54,467 - Hey, can I get a jack and the beanstalk? 694 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,169 - US debit or Visa card? 695 00:31:56,169 --> 00:31:58,705 (upbeat music) 696 00:32:09,782 --> 00:32:12,619 - Don't you have something for me? 697 00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:17,224 Where did you get that from? 698 00:32:20,427 --> 00:32:24,031 (cigarette lighter firing) 699 00:32:27,467 --> 00:32:30,137 Wow, that's the real thing, huh? 700 00:32:32,272 --> 00:32:34,107 What's it called, man? 701 00:32:34,107 --> 00:32:36,543 - Don't worry about all that. 702 00:32:38,878 --> 00:32:41,348 - At least you can tell the name of it. 703 00:32:41,348 --> 00:32:42,182 - Who dat? 704 00:32:43,383 --> 00:32:44,884 - Who dat where? 705 00:32:44,884 --> 00:32:45,952 - Where what? 706 00:32:45,952 --> 00:32:47,454 - What do you mean where what? 707 00:32:47,454 --> 00:32:48,855 - Are you fucked up already? 708 00:32:49,722 --> 00:32:51,424 - Yo, you crazy, bro. 709 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,695 - No, man, it's the strain. 710 00:32:55,695 --> 00:32:59,166 It's called who dat, its from New Orleans. 711 00:33:02,569 --> 00:33:05,105 - That's smooth right there. 712 00:33:05,105 --> 00:33:07,840 - Its like a hug from God, right? 713 00:33:10,009 --> 00:33:14,614 - I don't feel high, I feel good but I don't feel high. 714 00:33:19,052 --> 00:33:22,322 Now, that's some good stuff right there 715 00:33:24,791 --> 00:33:27,827 What if, weed was away for the government 716 00:33:27,827 --> 00:33:30,463 to keep us from being focused on success? 717 00:33:32,499 --> 00:33:35,168 What do we get out of it anyway? 718 00:33:35,168 --> 00:33:36,002 - No, man. 719 00:33:37,170 --> 00:33:38,971 Expand your mind, brother. 720 00:33:40,039 --> 00:33:42,375 Check it, if you didn't smoke, 721 00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:45,712 would you even have that thought? 722 00:33:45,712 --> 00:33:46,946 - You right, bro. 723 00:33:46,946 --> 00:33:49,516 That's some good stuff right there. 724 00:33:49,516 --> 00:33:50,350 I feel great. 725 00:33:50,350 --> 00:33:51,618 - Right, right. 726 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,522 - I feel coherent, but happy. 727 00:33:59,859 --> 00:34:02,495 Yo, check it. What's up between you and supermilf? 728 00:34:02,495 --> 00:34:04,431 - (laughs) Talking about miss right? 729 00:34:05,598 --> 00:34:06,833 What else can I say? 730 00:34:06,833 --> 00:34:10,269 She cook, she clean, she's divorced 731 00:34:10,269 --> 00:34:12,372 and she get a fat alimony cheque 732 00:34:12,372 --> 00:34:15,108 every month with nothing better to do with it, 733 00:34:15,108 --> 00:34:19,546 than to mofongo a brother all night long. 734 00:34:19,546 --> 00:34:20,813 I'm committed, bruh, I'm committed. 735 00:34:22,682 --> 00:34:24,816 - I am happy brother, truly. 736 00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:29,889 - You know I gotta ask right? 737 00:34:29,889 --> 00:34:32,359 - You don't to do nothing but stay black and die. 738 00:34:32,359 --> 00:34:33,360 - I gotta ask. 739 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,693 - Did I stutter? 740 00:34:35,827 --> 00:34:37,930 - What happened to- - Don't say it. 741 00:34:37,930 --> 00:34:40,167 (indistinct) 742 00:34:40,167 --> 00:34:42,401 - That's it, now you blew my high, bro. 743 00:34:42,401 --> 00:34:46,939 - Look, you can't talk to me who can you talk to, bro? 744 00:34:49,342 --> 00:34:51,178 - She wasn't who thought she was. 745 00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:56,015 - I got that apparently, but what about the baby? 746 00:34:57,750 --> 00:34:59,652 - She told me it wasn't mine. 747 00:34:59,652 --> 00:35:02,855 - Damn, bro. Hey look, its all good. 748 00:35:02,855 --> 00:35:04,357 You got mad friends 749 00:35:04,357 --> 00:35:07,160 and they got alimony cheques ready to line your pockets 750 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,695 up with, bro. 751 00:35:08,695 --> 00:35:10,663 - I'm not Worried about that. 752 00:35:10,663 --> 00:35:12,565 The main thing is that I went back 753 00:35:12,565 --> 00:35:16,436 to med school because I thought she was having my baby. 754 00:35:16,436 --> 00:35:19,406 And of course my father wants me to follow through with it. 755 00:35:20,507 --> 00:35:22,409 But none of them single 756 00:35:23,910 --> 00:35:25,011 I'm just trying to find my motivation. 757 00:35:25,878 --> 00:35:27,113 You know what I'm saying? 758 00:35:27,113 --> 00:35:29,482 - You know what you sound like right now? 759 00:35:29,482 --> 00:35:31,751 Like a spoiled little biatch right now. 760 00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:32,852 - Is that your pep talk? 761 00:35:32,852 --> 00:35:35,288 - Hell yeah this my pep talk. 762 00:35:35,288 --> 00:35:36,523 I mean, look. 763 00:35:36,523 --> 00:35:41,160 Where I'm from, success, college, 764 00:35:42,028 --> 00:35:44,264 wasn't even a thing at all. 765 00:35:44,264 --> 00:35:47,300 It wasn't something that we would talk about. 766 00:35:47,300 --> 00:35:49,936 We didn't have any options. 767 00:35:49,936 --> 00:35:51,438 We had to survive, bro. 768 00:35:51,438 --> 00:35:53,306 Now you got all these options 769 00:35:54,474 --> 00:35:56,743 and now you acting like it's a burden. 770 00:35:56,743 --> 00:35:58,144 - So, what's you saying? 771 00:35:58,144 --> 00:36:00,012 - I'm saying do all that, 772 00:36:00,012 --> 00:36:01,481 be all that you can be. 773 00:36:01,481 --> 00:36:03,983 Be a singer, be a doctor, be a lawyer. 774 00:36:03,983 --> 00:36:07,086 Who cares? Just see where it all leads. 775 00:36:09,322 --> 00:36:11,424 - Yeah, I guess you're right. 776 00:36:11,424 --> 00:36:12,325 - I'm always right 777 00:36:13,493 --> 00:36:15,595 and it aint the weed that's talking either. 778 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:18,531 What? 779 00:36:23,102 --> 00:36:24,271 - What Mookie? 780 00:36:24,271 --> 00:36:26,773 - No. I just saw. 781 00:36:26,773 --> 00:36:28,708 Never mind, never mind. 782 00:36:30,543 --> 00:36:31,878 - Who the hell is that? 783 00:36:31,878 --> 00:36:33,179 - You saw it too? 784 00:36:33,179 --> 00:36:35,448 - The baby? Hell yeah. 785 00:36:35,448 --> 00:36:38,050 (upbeat music) 786 00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:47,727 - [Automated Voice] In thirty feet, 787 00:36:47,727 --> 00:36:50,663 arrive at your destination. 788 00:36:50,663 --> 00:36:51,498 Arrived. 789 00:36:52,465 --> 00:36:53,300 - Arrived? 790 00:37:01,508 --> 00:37:02,809 Where is the gas station? 791 00:37:04,544 --> 00:37:06,379 Where is the gas station? 792 00:37:12,452 --> 00:37:13,286 Okay. 793 00:37:17,223 --> 00:37:19,225 You're not gon' keep me from my woman. 794 00:37:19,225 --> 00:37:21,294 That's what you not gon' do. 795 00:37:29,336 --> 00:37:31,203 Of course I'm out of gas. 796 00:37:31,203 --> 00:37:36,208 Of course I'm out of a gas. (laughs) 797 00:37:39,879 --> 00:37:42,915 Of course I'm out of gas. 798 00:37:42,915 --> 00:37:46,453 Of course I'm out of gas. 799 00:37:46,453 --> 00:37:48,821 Of course I'm out gas. 800 00:37:48,821 --> 00:37:50,189 Okay. All right. 801 00:37:52,191 --> 00:37:54,594 Directions to nearest gas station. 802 00:37:54,594 --> 00:37:55,528 (phone chimes) 803 00:37:55,528 --> 00:37:56,696 - [Automated Voice] In 20 feet, 804 00:37:56,696 --> 00:37:57,630 arrive at the nearest gas station. 805 00:37:57,630 --> 00:37:59,932 - No not this gas station. 806 00:38:01,067 --> 00:38:04,303 Okay. Directions to next nearest gas station. 807 00:38:04,303 --> 00:38:05,572 (phone ringtone) 808 00:38:05,572 --> 00:38:06,473 - [Automated Voice] The next nearest gas station 809 00:38:06,473 --> 00:38:08,775 is 5.6 miles away. 810 00:38:08,775 --> 00:38:13,780 - 5.6 miles, 5.6 miles. 811 00:38:16,916 --> 00:38:18,250 Okay. 5.6 miles. 812 00:38:22,088 --> 00:38:24,657 (upbeat music) 813 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,395 5.6 miles. 814 00:38:29,328 --> 00:38:31,931 (upbeat music) 815 00:38:48,881 --> 00:38:51,317 (calm music) 816 00:38:56,222 --> 00:39:00,192 - So, you mean to tell me Arrow and Angela 817 00:39:00,192 --> 00:39:01,561 went hiking in the jungle? 818 00:39:02,895 --> 00:39:05,297 - I don't know, I think its nice. 819 00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:09,101 - No, he should have told her his plans first. 820 00:39:10,336 --> 00:39:11,270 - Sounds like fun to me. 821 00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:12,605 Now you from Puerto Rico, 822 00:39:12,605 --> 00:39:14,273 y'all got jungle all over the place. 823 00:39:14,273 --> 00:39:18,110 The only place Angela has ever seen anything like that 824 00:39:18,110 --> 00:39:20,747 was it the Universal Soul Circuit. 825 00:39:20,747 --> 00:39:21,848 (all laugh) 826 00:39:21,848 --> 00:39:24,417 (upbeat music) 827 00:39:33,693 --> 00:39:36,128 (indistinct) 828 00:39:44,504 --> 00:39:46,338 - Glad you can make it. 829 00:39:47,974 --> 00:39:50,977 You know the reunion wouldn't be the same without you. 830 00:39:50,977 --> 00:39:52,178 - It's great to be here. 831 00:39:53,345 --> 00:39:55,582 The Carter's always taken good care of me. 832 00:39:55,582 --> 00:39:58,417 I'm just sad they couldn't make it. 833 00:39:58,417 --> 00:40:00,587 but sounds like they having a good time. 834 00:40:00,587 --> 00:40:01,420 - Oh yeah. 835 00:40:02,722 --> 00:40:04,591 If I know my cousin Arrow, 836 00:40:04,591 --> 00:40:06,425 he made it seem like he couldn't get back 837 00:40:06,425 --> 00:40:10,396 so they can stay behind and do what they do. 838 00:40:10,396 --> 00:40:12,732 (all laughing) 839 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,101 - What they do? 840 00:40:19,205 --> 00:40:21,541 - You think they still be down like that? 841 00:40:21,541 --> 00:40:22,509 - Please. 842 00:40:22,509 --> 00:40:24,611 That man is a urologist. 843 00:40:24,611 --> 00:40:27,146 He got access to unlimited Viagra. 844 00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:28,881 What would you do? 845 00:40:31,017 --> 00:40:31,951 - You already know. 846 00:40:33,219 --> 00:40:34,320 You already know. 847 00:40:35,555 --> 00:40:38,290 (country music) 848 00:40:58,545 --> 00:40:59,846 - Excuse me ma'am, 849 00:41:03,415 --> 00:41:05,451 what are you doing in my car? 850 00:41:12,625 --> 00:41:15,795 Excuse ma'am you're in my car. 851 00:41:23,770 --> 00:41:24,937 (speaking foreign language) 852 00:41:32,579 --> 00:41:33,646 Ma'am. 853 00:41:34,547 --> 00:41:37,850 I need you to tell me, 854 00:41:37,850 --> 00:41:40,687 what you are doing in my car. 855 00:41:42,454 --> 00:41:44,390 (speaking foreign language) 856 00:41:44,390 --> 00:41:45,191 - What? 857 00:41:46,092 --> 00:41:47,359 - Yeah, I speak English. 858 00:41:48,327 --> 00:41:49,596 I'm just messing with you. 859 00:41:53,332 --> 00:41:56,168 - Okay, let's try this again. 860 00:41:57,737 --> 00:41:59,672 I'm Jeffrey and you are? 861 00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:01,641 - Soccorro. 862 00:42:02,642 --> 00:42:03,475 - Suck, what? 863 00:42:04,644 --> 00:42:07,213 - Soccorro (speaking foreign language). 864 00:42:07,213 --> 00:42:08,514 Are you not from El Paso? 865 00:42:09,448 --> 00:42:11,651 - No, I'm just passing through. 866 00:42:11,651 --> 00:42:12,852 (exhales) 867 00:42:12,852 --> 00:42:16,155 - Well, I'm part of the welcoming committee. 868 00:42:16,155 --> 00:42:16,989 Welcome. 869 00:42:22,328 --> 00:42:23,930 - Okay, suck. 870 00:42:24,931 --> 00:42:25,765 - Say, so. 871 00:42:27,900 --> 00:42:29,101 - So. 872 00:42:29,101 --> 00:42:30,670 - Co. 873 00:42:30,670 --> 00:42:32,071 - Co. 874 00:42:32,071 --> 00:42:33,740 - Ro. 875 00:42:33,740 --> 00:42:34,573 - Ro. 876 00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:38,344 Okay. Soccorro. 877 00:42:41,848 --> 00:42:43,082 Why are you in my car? 878 00:42:44,216 --> 00:42:45,051 - Its hot. 879 00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:46,919 - Its hot. 880 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,355 (exhales) 881 00:42:49,355 --> 00:42:51,791 - Yup, it's hot outside. 882 00:42:51,791 --> 00:42:53,459 Car is cool. 883 00:42:53,459 --> 00:42:54,260 It was a sign. 884 00:42:55,795 --> 00:42:56,696 What would you do? 885 00:43:00,032 --> 00:43:01,067 - Okay, point taken. 886 00:43:04,971 --> 00:43:06,272 Where did you come from? 887 00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:10,810 - Outer space. (laughs) 888 00:43:13,913 --> 00:43:14,714 - Seriously? 889 00:43:16,548 --> 00:43:17,549 - El Paso. 890 00:43:22,789 --> 00:43:27,794 - Why are you in the outskirts of town, 891 00:43:29,128 --> 00:43:31,030 In the middle of nowhere, sitting in my car 892 00:43:31,030 --> 00:43:33,132 looking like you just got out of the club? 893 00:43:35,434 --> 00:43:36,402 - Sorry (speaking foreign language). 894 00:43:37,904 --> 00:43:39,171 - It's too late for that. 895 00:43:40,907 --> 00:43:42,341 (speaks in foreign language) 896 00:43:42,341 --> 00:43:43,342 - [Jeffery] Come on. 897 00:43:46,112 --> 00:43:47,847 - Okay, okay, Detective Brown. 898 00:43:49,181 --> 00:43:51,951 I got in a little argument with my boyfriend. 899 00:43:51,951 --> 00:43:53,352 He kicked me out of the car. 900 00:43:56,288 --> 00:43:57,456 - That's a asshole move. 901 00:43:59,358 --> 00:44:01,861 - You have no idea how right you are, Jeffrey. 902 00:44:05,898 --> 00:44:10,469 - All right, let me just fill up the gas tank 903 00:44:10,469 --> 00:44:12,872 and then I'll take you wherever you wanna go. 904 00:44:26,252 --> 00:44:29,021 (birds chirping) 905 00:44:51,944 --> 00:44:56,949 - You're a kind man. Do you have a girlfriend? 906 00:44:58,350 --> 00:45:00,753 - Yeah. Actually, I'm trying to get to her now. 907 00:45:02,088 --> 00:45:03,890 It's been a hell of a day. 908 00:45:03,890 --> 00:45:04,991 - She's a lucky girl. 909 00:45:09,128 --> 00:45:12,932 - Hey, is that your boyfriend back there 910 00:45:15,401 --> 00:45:16,368 coming up the road? 911 00:45:19,772 --> 00:45:21,073 Is your boyfriend jealous? 912 00:45:22,641 --> 00:45:26,545 - He's very jealous and aggressive. 913 00:45:26,545 --> 00:45:30,116 - Is that him? Is that him? 914 00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:36,588 - No, it's just my blunt driver. 915 00:45:36,588 --> 00:45:37,957 (exhales) 916 00:45:37,957 --> 00:45:39,691 Thank you so much. 917 00:45:39,691 --> 00:45:40,793 You are the best. 918 00:45:50,870 --> 00:45:53,806 Thank you, next time lock your car. 919 00:45:54,706 --> 00:45:57,309 (lively music) 920 00:46:06,318 --> 00:46:09,421 (car engine revving) 921 00:46:17,029 --> 00:46:18,097 Jesus, Jesus. 922 00:46:24,070 --> 00:46:27,139 What did you eat woman? Geez. 923 00:46:31,443 --> 00:46:32,744 Okay. Ooh, boy. 924 00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:41,854 I got a long drive a head of me, long drive. 925 00:46:43,956 --> 00:46:45,892 Let's make this happen. 926 00:47:03,910 --> 00:47:06,979 (car engine revving) 927 00:47:10,816 --> 00:47:11,683 (engine backfires) 928 00:47:11,683 --> 00:47:12,518 Come on. 929 00:47:21,127 --> 00:47:23,729 (gentle music) 930 00:47:27,166 --> 00:47:30,302 Come on, man. Good job, Jeffrey. 931 00:47:37,944 --> 00:47:41,948 You had to have a hot car with no spare. 932 00:47:46,352 --> 00:47:48,955 Okay, okay. It's 4th of July weekend. 933 00:47:48,955 --> 00:47:50,856 I will find a tow company. 934 00:47:50,856 --> 00:47:52,758 4th of July weekend. I can do this. 935 00:47:56,929 --> 00:47:58,864 You ain't gon' keep me from my woman. 936 00:47:58,864 --> 00:48:00,332 That's what you ain't gon' do. 937 00:48:12,478 --> 00:48:15,881 - Cuz, I miss my phone already. 938 00:48:15,881 --> 00:48:17,083 - Tell me about it. 939 00:48:17,083 --> 00:48:19,851 Who made that no phone rule anyway... 940 00:48:19,851 --> 00:48:21,887 - I'm pretty sure it was Grandpa Arrow. 941 00:48:21,887 --> 00:48:23,789 Something about smart phones. 942 00:48:23,789 --> 00:48:26,525 Take the union out of family reunion. 943 00:48:26,525 --> 00:48:28,827 - I'll be so glad when I'm 18 944 00:48:28,827 --> 00:48:30,596 - Well, on the bright side, 945 00:48:30,596 --> 00:48:33,032 I think we got some great fireworks this year. 946 00:48:33,032 --> 00:48:35,267 We're not allowed to open them until nightfall. 947 00:48:35,267 --> 00:48:38,237 - Aren't you getting tired of following the rules? 948 00:48:38,237 --> 00:48:39,405 - How we open the box? 949 00:48:39,405 --> 00:48:40,973 - I'm way ahead of you. 950 00:48:40,973 --> 00:48:41,807 Come on. 951 00:48:45,077 --> 00:48:48,747 Yo. They got some caps. 952 00:48:48,747 --> 00:48:50,049 - What are caps? 953 00:48:50,049 --> 00:48:51,850 - You've never used caps? 954 00:48:51,850 --> 00:48:54,420 My dad used to play with these all the time with me. 955 00:48:54,420 --> 00:48:57,323 Usually, there's a cap gun or something around. 956 00:48:58,324 --> 00:48:59,891 I don't see one. 957 00:48:59,891 --> 00:49:01,493 Okay. I'll just use a lighter. 958 00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:05,697 These should explode. 959 00:49:05,697 --> 00:49:06,732 So like, you might wanna step back. 960 00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:21,747 What? Really? Nothing. (exhales) 961 00:49:24,683 --> 00:49:27,353 - Wait. You here something? 962 00:49:30,556 --> 00:49:33,825 (fire works crackling) 963 00:49:36,928 --> 00:49:38,197 - Hey Aunt Mae. 964 00:49:39,265 --> 00:49:40,532 - Hey sweetie. 965 00:49:42,401 --> 00:49:45,504 (indistinct) 966 00:49:45,504 --> 00:49:46,872 You need to thank your sister. 967 00:49:46,872 --> 00:49:48,540 If it wasn't for her, we wouldn't be here 968 00:49:48,540 --> 00:49:49,508 in the first place. 969 00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:52,344 Thanks, sis, good job. 970 00:49:52,344 --> 00:49:53,945 - Yeah whatever. 971 00:49:53,945 --> 00:49:56,515 (Mae laughing) 972 00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:58,717 - I got to ask this. 973 00:49:58,717 --> 00:50:00,586 Am not crazy. 974 00:50:00,586 --> 00:50:01,787 - Okay. 975 00:50:01,787 --> 00:50:02,888 Have you seen a little baby. 976 00:50:02,888 --> 00:50:05,157 - White skin at least. 977 00:50:05,157 --> 00:50:06,692 - White ass little baby. 978 00:50:06,692 --> 00:50:08,794 (all laughing) 979 00:50:08,794 --> 00:50:10,262 - No. 980 00:50:10,262 --> 00:50:12,231 - Maybe I saw nothing. 981 00:50:12,231 --> 00:50:15,634 (all laughing) 982 00:50:15,634 --> 00:50:17,536 - Okay, they are crazy. 983 00:50:18,970 --> 00:50:21,107 - Let me, I got a question for all you guys. 984 00:50:22,574 --> 00:50:25,177 As black people, should we celebrate the 4th of July? 985 00:50:25,177 --> 00:50:27,246 Boy, you sound crazy. 986 00:50:28,314 --> 00:50:31,583 - Drunk women, barbecue. 987 00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:33,685 What's that enjoyed about that? 988 00:50:33,685 --> 00:50:34,853 - You got a point Right? 989 00:50:34,853 --> 00:50:36,021 - I'm serious. 990 00:50:37,589 --> 00:50:39,425 - That's the God damn problem boy, 991 00:50:39,425 --> 00:50:41,627 you too damn serious all at the time. 992 00:50:43,129 --> 00:50:45,531 - Just just saying, what about Juneteenth? 993 00:50:46,632 --> 00:50:49,368 - Listen son, this sign this day 994 00:50:49,368 --> 00:50:50,802 became important to this family 995 00:50:50,802 --> 00:50:53,038 because of our great grandfather 996 00:50:53,038 --> 00:50:55,574 and the traditions that he instilled in us. 997 00:50:56,942 --> 00:50:59,278 Listen to 4th of July to celebrates our country's freedom 998 00:50:59,278 --> 00:51:00,479 from England. 999 00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:06,352 But black people, they weren't free 1000 00:51:06,352 --> 00:51:08,987 when the country became free. 1001 00:51:08,987 --> 00:51:11,056 Now you want to know my perspective on it. 1002 00:51:11,056 --> 00:51:11,890 - Yeah man. 1003 00:51:11,890 --> 00:51:12,724 - You wanna know mine? 1004 00:51:14,092 --> 00:51:16,762 I'm grateful for Independence Day, 1005 00:51:16,762 --> 00:51:18,430 because it set a precedence, 1006 00:51:18,430 --> 00:51:22,033 some we could stand on so we can have a Juneteenth. 1007 00:51:22,033 --> 00:51:23,269 All right? 1008 00:51:23,269 --> 00:51:26,505 4th of July celebrates our nations freedom 1009 00:51:26,505 --> 00:51:29,007 but we can't truly be free. 1010 00:51:29,007 --> 00:51:29,841 - Right. 1011 00:51:29,841 --> 00:51:30,809 - Until we all are free. 1012 00:51:30,809 --> 00:51:31,643 - That's right. 1013 00:51:31,643 --> 00:51:32,478 - Yes, sir. 1014 00:51:32,478 --> 00:51:33,312 - Do you hear me family? 1015 00:51:33,312 --> 00:51:34,146 - I see you Obama. 1016 00:51:34,146 --> 00:51:34,980 - All right. 1017 00:51:34,980 --> 00:51:36,382 Can I get an amen? 1018 00:51:36,382 --> 00:51:37,216 - Yes sir. 1019 00:51:41,253 --> 00:51:43,489 - But are we truly free? 1020 00:51:43,489 --> 00:51:45,324 - Boy, you was homeschooled wont you? 1021 00:51:46,492 --> 00:51:48,026 - Went to school? 1022 00:51:48,026 --> 00:51:49,761 - Did your parents use the burn you 1023 00:51:49,761 --> 00:51:51,397 with the cigarette butts? 1024 00:51:51,397 --> 00:51:53,265 What is everybody always ask me that? 1025 00:51:56,602 --> 00:51:59,305 - Broke down towing, how Mae I help you? 1026 00:51:59,305 --> 00:52:01,307 - Yeah, I need tow. 1027 00:52:01,307 --> 00:52:02,674 Have a flat. 1028 00:52:02,674 --> 00:52:03,809 - You need as to change your tire. 1029 00:52:03,809 --> 00:52:05,444 No, my car doesn't have a spare. 1030 00:52:05,444 --> 00:52:08,480 - I just need you to take me to the nearest tire place. 1031 00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,749 - Now that's your first mistake? 1032 00:52:10,749 --> 00:52:13,485 - My first, like how soon can you get here? 1033 00:52:15,086 --> 00:52:16,222 - Where are you headed? 1034 00:52:17,423 --> 00:52:18,424 - To the nearest tire place doesn't matter. 1035 00:52:18,424 --> 00:52:19,258 Which one? 1036 00:52:20,826 --> 00:52:23,529 - No, I mean, where are you headed 1037 00:52:23,529 --> 00:52:25,197 for Fourth July weekend? 1038 00:52:27,165 --> 00:52:30,168 - To a family reunion in Virginia. 1039 00:52:30,168 --> 00:52:33,339 - Ooh, that sound like fun. 1040 00:52:33,339 --> 00:52:34,640 Y'all gonna have barbecue? 1041 00:52:36,508 --> 00:52:38,744 - Yes, I'm sure we'll have lots of barbecue. 1042 00:52:38,744 --> 00:52:41,547 - Ooh, what about cake? 1043 00:52:41,547 --> 00:52:42,748 And... 1044 00:52:42,748 --> 00:52:45,083 - Ma'am, ma'am what is your name? 1045 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:48,954 - Santeria Terry Franklin baby was yours? 1046 00:52:48,954 --> 00:52:50,589 - It's Jeffrey. 1047 00:52:50,589 --> 00:52:52,057 Listen, Santeria. 1048 00:52:52,057 --> 00:52:55,894 You are the only tow place open in town. 1049 00:52:55,894 --> 00:52:57,329 And if you can help me, 1050 00:52:57,329 --> 00:52:59,531 I'm going to spend the 4th of July weekend 1051 00:52:59,531 --> 00:53:01,800 on the side of the road in my car. 1052 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:02,668 Can you help me? 1053 00:53:03,802 --> 00:53:04,803 - I got you. 1054 00:53:06,472 --> 00:53:08,840 You know, I almost forgot about that. 1055 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:10,242 You started talking 1056 00:53:10,242 --> 00:53:13,512 about barbecue and fireworks and cake and stuff. 1057 00:53:13,512 --> 00:53:15,314 - I didn't even mentioned fireworks. 1058 00:53:17,549 --> 00:53:19,084 - Okay? 1059 00:53:19,084 --> 00:53:23,722 - I'm checking now, all our drivers are called in sick, 1060 00:53:23,722 --> 00:53:25,023 except Leroy. 1061 00:53:26,191 --> 00:53:29,194 You got lucky too, 'cause Ronnie, Bobby 1062 00:53:29,194 --> 00:53:32,531 and Becky they like to drink on the holidays. 1063 00:53:33,365 --> 00:53:34,433 - I gotta ask? 1064 00:53:35,467 --> 00:53:37,736 - Yup, is four brothers, 1065 00:53:37,736 --> 00:53:39,871 their parents like new edition. 1066 00:53:39,871 --> 00:53:42,374 - That's not even there era. 1067 00:53:42,374 --> 00:53:43,208 What? 1068 00:53:44,776 --> 00:53:49,114 - Leroy works the most, he's on that stuff. 1069 00:53:49,114 --> 00:53:51,750 So he always need money. 1070 00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:53,419 I'll call Leroy now. 1071 00:53:53,419 --> 00:53:54,252 Hold on. 1072 00:53:59,925 --> 00:54:03,462 Okay, Leroy said he'll be here in three hours. 1073 00:54:03,462 --> 00:54:05,997 He's pulling somebody out of a ditch right now. 1074 00:54:07,466 --> 00:54:08,700 - Ouch! 1075 00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:11,803 - Yup, somebody's always worse often than you. 1076 00:54:12,671 --> 00:54:14,005 - Well thank you Santeria. 1077 00:54:14,005 --> 00:54:17,208 - Thank me by taking me to that barbecue. 1078 00:54:17,208 --> 00:54:20,479 - Oh, I couldn't swing that one. 1079 00:54:21,447 --> 00:54:23,815 - Oh, hold up. 1080 00:54:23,815 --> 00:54:25,584 - I thought we was cool. 1081 00:54:25,584 --> 00:54:29,087 You was just using me to get a holiday tow. 1082 00:54:29,087 --> 00:54:33,325 Like I'm some kinda tow hoe? I aint nobody's tow hoe. 1083 00:54:34,460 --> 00:54:38,196 - Santeria look, I'm in a situation, 1084 00:54:38,196 --> 00:54:41,066 I'm trying to get back with my baby's mother 1085 00:54:41,066 --> 00:54:43,635 and it just would be a really bad look 1086 00:54:43,635 --> 00:54:47,473 if I bring you to the family reunion, you understand? 1087 00:54:47,473 --> 00:54:49,207 I can't show up with another woman. 1088 00:54:50,642 --> 00:54:54,245 - Oh, sound like you get some drama. 1089 00:54:54,245 --> 00:54:56,214 I don't like holiday drama. 1090 00:54:56,214 --> 00:54:57,916 You got any friends? 1091 00:54:57,916 --> 00:54:59,685 Get one of your friends to take me. 1092 00:54:59,685 --> 00:55:01,186 You got a single friend, right? 1093 00:55:02,354 --> 00:55:04,923 - I have a friend you would probably like 1094 00:55:04,923 --> 00:55:06,792 but he's not invited to the barbecue. 1095 00:55:08,427 --> 00:55:09,661 - Well, listen. 1096 00:55:09,661 --> 00:55:13,064 Jeffrey is like this, my family lives far away 1097 00:55:13,064 --> 00:55:15,734 from me and we'd never have reunion. 1098 00:55:15,734 --> 00:55:17,536 And I broke up with my man 1099 00:55:17,536 --> 00:55:20,972 about a year ago and I told you I love barbecue. 1100 00:55:20,972 --> 00:55:25,310 So, you gonna get me an invite to this barbecue 1101 00:55:25,310 --> 00:55:29,448 and a date, if I'm gonna to get you back 1102 00:55:29,448 --> 00:55:32,918 on the road in three hours, what size tire you need? 1103 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:35,521 - 255/18/25. 1104 00:55:37,188 --> 00:55:39,658 - But nothing, we have a deal. 1105 00:55:39,658 --> 00:55:41,192 See you in two hours. 1106 00:55:44,963 --> 00:55:46,064 - No, she didn't? 1107 00:55:49,901 --> 00:55:51,169 (Jeffrey exhales) 1108 00:55:51,169 --> 00:55:52,003 Okay, 1109 00:55:53,872 --> 00:55:54,706 wow. 1110 00:55:58,043 --> 00:56:00,646 (phone ringing) 1111 00:56:03,449 --> 00:56:05,884 - Counselor, how's it going? 1112 00:56:05,884 --> 00:56:08,954 - Dante? Yeah, yeah, what's up? 1113 00:56:08,954 --> 00:56:11,957 - Well, I'm not in jail for tax evasion thanks to you. 1114 00:56:12,858 --> 00:56:14,460 And no thanks to my accountant. 1115 00:56:14,460 --> 00:56:16,094 So I'm great, brother. 1116 00:56:16,094 --> 00:56:17,763 When are we playing ball again, man? 1117 00:56:17,763 --> 00:56:19,565 - [Jeffrey] After the holidays. 1118 00:56:19,565 --> 00:56:21,332 Look I got a situation. 1119 00:56:21,332 --> 00:56:22,868 - A situation? 1120 00:56:22,868 --> 00:56:25,403 Come on bruh, what kind of situation could you have? 1121 00:56:25,403 --> 00:56:26,337 What's happening? 1122 00:56:26,337 --> 00:56:28,373 - You know I'm dating your ex... 1123 00:56:28,373 --> 00:56:29,541 (Dante chuckling) 1124 00:56:29,541 --> 00:56:31,943 - Please tell me that's not the situation? 1125 00:56:31,943 --> 00:56:33,244 That's old news, man. 1126 00:56:35,714 --> 00:56:39,017 - Well, I want to take a blind date to her family re-union. 1127 00:56:41,620 --> 00:56:42,488 - Wait, what? 1128 00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:48,426 - What are we feeding these kids? 1129 00:56:48,426 --> 00:56:50,161 They have grown up so fast. 1130 00:56:51,463 --> 00:56:55,033 - Magic beans, girl, magic beans 1131 00:56:55,033 --> 00:56:59,738 and rice and potato salad and barbecue chicken. 1132 00:56:59,738 --> 00:57:02,674 - And bread, don't forget the bread. 1133 00:57:02,674 --> 00:57:07,278 - Like Robert said, Erica does not eat pork anymore. 1134 00:57:07,278 --> 00:57:08,547 - What? 1135 00:57:08,547 --> 00:57:11,416 You didn't tell me you don't eat no ham hock, 1136 00:57:11,416 --> 00:57:15,053 no bacon, no sausage. 1137 00:57:15,053 --> 00:57:16,688 - No (speaking foreign language). 1138 00:57:18,289 --> 00:57:19,491 - No, girl. 1139 00:57:19,491 --> 00:57:21,026 - No chicken fries, pork and beans. 1140 00:57:21,026 --> 00:57:21,893 - What in the... 1141 00:57:21,893 --> 00:57:23,128 bacon fried what? 1142 00:57:23,128 --> 00:57:24,830 - Yeah, I can't believe y'all never tried it. 1143 00:57:26,031 --> 00:57:29,067 - Yeah no, I don't eat pork anymore. 1144 00:57:29,067 --> 00:57:29,901 - Why? 1145 00:57:31,436 --> 00:57:34,773 - They sound like the (indistinct). 1146 00:57:34,773 --> 00:57:35,707 - See now I know you lying, 1147 00:57:35,707 --> 00:57:37,375 'cause when you say that, 1148 00:57:37,375 --> 00:57:39,678 you have that Carter family twitch... 1149 00:57:39,678 --> 00:57:40,612 (ladies chuckling) 1150 00:57:40,612 --> 00:57:41,346 and your eye, yeah your lying. 1151 00:57:41,346 --> 00:57:42,313 (lady laughing) 1152 00:57:42,313 --> 00:57:43,549 - And plus your feet shifted 1153 00:57:43,549 --> 00:57:45,216 like it used to do in high school. 1154 00:57:45,216 --> 00:57:47,886 (indistinct) 1155 00:57:47,886 --> 00:57:49,821 - Go on and tell them, baby girl 1156 00:57:49,821 --> 00:57:52,991 you want the lifestyle, you gotta own it. 1157 00:57:52,991 --> 00:57:54,560 - It's just not healthy enough for me. 1158 00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,594 Sorry. 1159 00:57:55,594 --> 00:57:56,928 (woman exclaiming) 1160 00:57:56,928 --> 00:57:58,196 - There it is. 1161 00:57:58,196 --> 00:58:00,532 - What's that supposed to mean? 1162 00:58:00,532 --> 00:58:01,800 - It's supposed to mean... 1163 00:58:02,768 --> 00:58:04,670 Y'all (indistinct) that's what. 1164 00:58:04,670 --> 00:58:06,304 (woman exclaiming) 1165 00:58:06,304 --> 00:58:08,774 - It's just not healthy. 1166 00:58:08,774 --> 00:58:11,376 Then why do you care about what I eat anyways? 1167 00:58:11,376 --> 00:58:12,611 - Oh, this aint about you. 1168 00:58:12,611 --> 00:58:15,681 See this is about the way you were raised, 1169 00:58:15,681 --> 00:58:18,684 because your daddy, is my brother 1170 00:58:18,684 --> 00:58:21,252 and my brother grew up just like me 1171 00:58:21,252 --> 00:58:23,188 and the rest of his brothers, 1172 00:58:23,188 --> 00:58:25,757 in the projects, sleeping in bunk beds 1173 00:58:25,757 --> 00:58:29,595 and doing whatever we had to do to make ends meet. 1174 00:58:29,595 --> 00:58:32,297 - I know this Bee, trust me 1175 00:58:32,297 --> 00:58:34,866 I spent more time with your brother than you have,. 1176 00:58:34,866 --> 00:58:36,401 I know how you all were raised, 1177 00:58:36,401 --> 00:58:37,669 so what's the point? 1178 00:58:37,669 --> 00:58:40,972 - My point is, why did y'all raise them kids 1179 00:58:40,972 --> 00:58:44,042 to turn their backs on family traditions? 1180 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:45,877 - Hey, I'm just the aunt. 1181 00:58:45,877 --> 00:58:48,346 Aunts and uncles are supposed to spoil the kids 1182 00:58:48,346 --> 00:58:50,281 and their parents well, 1183 00:58:50,281 --> 00:58:54,019 they just wanted them to have the best of everything. 1184 00:58:54,019 --> 00:58:55,887 So what were we supposed to do? 1185 00:58:55,887 --> 00:58:57,956 Raise them in the projects Bee? 1186 00:58:59,424 --> 00:59:01,426 - Well how come y'all don't visit us? 1187 00:59:01,426 --> 00:59:03,294 - Oh, we're just busy. 1188 00:59:03,294 --> 00:59:04,830 - Busy? (exclaiming) 1189 00:59:04,830 --> 00:59:07,699 A stay-at-home parent with one child, 1190 00:59:07,699 --> 00:59:09,635 that's why you got so much money 1191 00:59:09,635 --> 00:59:11,236 and so much time. 1192 00:59:11,236 --> 00:59:13,304 - Okay, you made your point. 1193 00:59:13,304 --> 00:59:16,241 We will come and visit, okay. 1194 00:59:16,241 --> 00:59:17,075 - Okay. 1195 00:59:17,075 --> 00:59:18,309 - Damn. 1196 00:59:18,309 --> 00:59:19,510 - Come on baby, give me some love. 1197 00:59:21,780 --> 00:59:23,381 (all chuckling) 1198 00:59:23,381 --> 00:59:24,582 Aw, thank you. 1199 00:59:26,017 --> 00:59:28,086 Want your bougie hair. 1200 00:59:29,354 --> 00:59:30,889 (all chuckling) 1201 00:59:30,889 --> 00:59:33,391 - Erica, you should take a break from your pork diet. 1202 00:59:33,391 --> 00:59:38,263 (indistinct) cook, it's going to change your life. 1203 00:59:38,263 --> 00:59:39,397 (all exclaiming) 1204 00:59:39,397 --> 00:59:41,132 - Girl, you make nothing sound like sex. 1205 00:59:41,132 --> 00:59:42,400 (all chuckling) 1206 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:43,702 Girl, don't tempt me now. 1207 00:59:46,805 --> 00:59:48,506 - Well, you know what, 1208 00:59:48,506 --> 00:59:49,340 the last time I saw you, 1209 00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:51,342 you were still a virgin. 1210 00:59:53,478 --> 00:59:54,479 Quit playing, quit playing, 1211 00:59:56,481 --> 00:59:58,249 you still a virgin? 1212 00:59:58,249 --> 00:59:59,450 - Leave him alone cuz, come on, 1213 00:59:59,450 --> 01:00:00,986 the man has been through some things, 1214 01:00:02,053 --> 01:00:02,888 just change the subject. 1215 01:00:02,888 --> 01:00:04,455 - No, I'm not a virgin. 1216 01:00:04,455 --> 01:00:06,792 Can we just focus on getting the meat ready. 1217 01:00:06,792 --> 01:00:09,527 - Sounds like you might not have any expertise in meat. 1218 01:00:10,428 --> 01:00:11,562 (all laughing) 1219 01:00:11,562 --> 01:00:14,900 (indistinct chattering) 1220 01:00:16,534 --> 01:00:19,370 - Look Dave, if he asks me about my sex life, 1221 01:00:19,370 --> 01:00:20,772 I'm straight up with you, all right. 1222 01:00:20,772 --> 01:00:22,540 I get it two times a year. 1223 01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:23,842 Once on Valentine's day 1224 01:00:23,842 --> 01:00:25,844 and once when the kids go away. 1225 01:00:25,844 --> 01:00:27,345 (all chuckling) 1226 01:00:27,345 --> 01:00:29,881 - Yo, Camp is the best man. 1227 01:00:29,881 --> 01:00:32,784 Let me tell y'all, I love me some camp sex, 1228 01:00:32,784 --> 01:00:34,285 but how many weeks go? 1229 01:00:34,285 --> 01:00:35,586 Two weeks or one week? 1230 01:00:35,586 --> 01:00:38,757 - Two weeks of bed-breaking, house-shaking, 1231 01:00:38,757 --> 01:00:40,759 naked, ridiculously. 1232 01:00:40,759 --> 01:00:41,727 - Damn right 1233 01:00:41,727 --> 01:00:43,661 that's what I'm taking about. 1234 01:00:43,661 --> 01:00:44,796 Now you talking. 1235 01:00:44,796 --> 01:00:46,031 (bottles clanking) 1236 01:00:46,031 --> 01:00:48,233 - Oh, man Omar check it out. 1237 01:00:48,233 --> 01:00:49,034 - Your turn. 1238 01:00:50,435 --> 01:00:51,903 - My turn... 1239 01:00:51,903 --> 01:00:53,604 - Did you seriously think we was gonna forget? 1240 01:00:53,604 --> 01:00:55,340 - You know I'm kind of curious too. 1241 01:00:55,340 --> 01:00:58,009 So what's going on Omar? 1242 01:00:58,009 --> 01:00:59,845 (cross talking) 1243 01:00:59,845 --> 01:01:01,612 - Okay, okay, damn I'll tell you. 1244 01:01:01,612 --> 01:01:02,547 - Well, tell it. 1245 01:01:02,547 --> 01:01:05,717 - The first time was in college. 1246 01:01:05,717 --> 01:01:06,952 - Okay. 1247 01:01:06,952 --> 01:01:08,754 - I had this beautiful girl, she's in my room. 1248 01:01:09,755 --> 01:01:10,822 - Sounds good. 1249 01:01:10,822 --> 01:01:11,757 - But it was winter 1250 01:01:13,358 --> 01:01:17,395 and I get really excited, so I forgot I left my window open. 1251 01:01:18,463 --> 01:01:21,332 So I take my pants down 1252 01:01:21,332 --> 01:01:24,569 and some air flew in my butt, 1253 01:01:24,569 --> 01:01:25,771 when things shriveled up 1254 01:01:25,771 --> 01:01:27,773 and she told me she came for some real beef, 1255 01:01:27,773 --> 01:01:29,274 not kibbles and bits. 1256 01:01:29,274 --> 01:01:31,877 (all laughing) 1257 01:01:36,982 --> 01:01:39,017 That's the only reason I haven't- 1258 01:01:39,017 --> 01:01:41,219 I just have sex in the summer, just in case. 1259 01:01:43,221 --> 01:01:45,957 - This is your season, Omar. 1260 01:01:45,957 --> 01:01:47,225 (all laughing) 1261 01:01:47,225 --> 01:01:49,327 - Listen, not everybody at this family reunion 1262 01:01:49,327 --> 01:01:50,628 is family, all right. 1263 01:01:50,628 --> 01:01:53,364 Now, if you make a love connection, it's on you 1264 01:01:53,364 --> 01:01:55,066 but just be careful, all right. 1265 01:01:55,066 --> 01:01:55,901 - Real careful. 1266 01:01:55,901 --> 01:01:57,002 - And stay warm. 1267 01:01:57,002 --> 01:01:58,536 - And turn off the AC. 1268 01:01:58,536 --> 01:01:59,570 - And no cold drinks. 1269 01:02:00,772 --> 01:02:03,341 (all laughing) 1270 01:02:04,976 --> 01:02:07,813 (Jeffrey snoring) 1271 01:02:13,418 --> 01:02:15,286 (door thumping) 1272 01:02:15,286 --> 01:02:16,121 - You Jeffrey? 1273 01:02:17,022 --> 01:02:18,356 - [Jeffrey] Yeah. 1274 01:02:18,356 --> 01:02:19,190 - Okay, good. 1275 01:02:19,190 --> 01:02:21,059 'Cause you all set. 1276 01:02:21,059 --> 01:02:23,795 (car door opens) 1277 01:02:26,031 --> 01:02:29,167 - Whoa, how'd you do that with me in the car? 1278 01:02:29,167 --> 01:02:30,902 - Well, I used to take them, 1279 01:02:30,902 --> 01:02:32,503 but now I'm just replacing them. 1280 01:02:33,805 --> 01:02:35,706 - Well, good for you. 1281 01:02:35,706 --> 01:02:36,908 (both chuckling) 1282 01:02:36,908 --> 01:02:37,742 - No, good for you, 1283 01:02:37,742 --> 01:02:39,577 'cause back in the day, 1284 01:02:40,745 --> 01:02:42,447 you would have woke up just on bricks. 1285 01:02:43,949 --> 01:02:46,417 - Well, thank you Leroy. 1286 01:02:46,417 --> 01:02:47,718 - What? 1287 01:02:47,718 --> 01:02:48,987 - I said thank you... 1288 01:02:48,987 --> 01:02:50,355 - I heard what you said. 1289 01:02:50,355 --> 01:02:51,890 How do you know my name? 1290 01:02:51,890 --> 01:02:53,258 - Santeria told me. 1291 01:02:53,258 --> 01:02:54,125 What? 1292 01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:55,093 (both scuffling) 1293 01:02:55,093 --> 01:02:56,828 How do you know Santeria my ex? 1294 01:02:56,828 --> 01:02:58,496 - She's the dispatcher at the... 1295 01:02:58,496 --> 01:02:59,630 - I don't hear you... 1296 01:02:59,630 --> 01:03:01,132 (Jeffrey stuttering) 1297 01:03:01,132 --> 01:03:03,201 - She's the dispatcher at the tow truck (gasping) 1298 01:03:03,201 --> 01:03:05,436 (inaudible) told me. 1299 01:03:05,436 --> 01:03:08,273 (Jeffrey panting) 1300 01:03:09,340 --> 01:03:10,675 - Right, Sorry about that, 1301 01:03:12,110 --> 01:03:14,345 what the hell isn't she's answering my phone for. 1302 01:03:14,345 --> 01:03:16,114 That girl's crazy. 1303 01:03:16,114 --> 01:03:17,148 (Jeffrey groaning) 1304 01:03:17,148 --> 01:03:18,917 she got me kind of... 1305 01:03:18,917 --> 01:03:20,018 - Yeah, yeah she does. 1306 01:03:20,952 --> 01:03:21,786 Okay. 1307 01:03:22,687 --> 01:03:25,290 Leroy, how much do I owe you? 1308 01:03:27,692 --> 01:03:28,960 - How much you got? 1309 01:03:30,128 --> 01:03:32,097 - No, I'm asking how much do I owe you 1310 01:03:32,097 --> 01:03:34,265 for the tire and the service? 1311 01:03:34,265 --> 01:03:37,802 - And I'm asking you, how much you got in that wallet? 1312 01:03:39,504 --> 01:03:41,406 - What difference does it make? 1313 01:03:41,406 --> 01:03:42,540 Just give me the price. 1314 01:03:44,109 --> 01:03:45,343 - 1500. 1315 01:03:45,343 --> 01:03:46,177 - $ 1,500? 1316 01:03:46,177 --> 01:03:47,012 - 1500. 1317 01:03:47,012 --> 01:03:47,845 - For a tire? 1318 01:03:47,845 --> 01:03:49,114 - Holiday prices. 1319 01:03:49,114 --> 01:03:51,349 - It's the 4th of July, not April fool's day. 1320 01:03:52,951 --> 01:03:54,219 - It's a good tire. 1321 01:03:54,219 --> 01:03:55,987 - It ain't that damn good. 1322 01:03:55,987 --> 01:03:57,288 - Want me to take it back? 1323 01:04:03,194 --> 01:04:04,295 - I got 500 cash. 1324 01:04:05,396 --> 01:04:06,264 - Cool. 1325 01:04:06,264 --> 01:04:08,934 (playful music) 1326 01:04:19,144 --> 01:04:22,480 (indistinct chattering) 1327 01:04:23,681 --> 01:04:25,450 - How you been? 1328 01:04:25,450 --> 01:04:26,417 - Good to see you. 1329 01:04:28,419 --> 01:04:30,922 - Look at him, Mr can't get it right, 1330 01:04:30,922 --> 01:04:32,523 just in time baby for a CP time. 1331 01:04:33,691 --> 01:04:35,726 - Whatever y'all, I ran into some traffic so, 1332 01:04:37,028 --> 01:04:38,796 - You still rapping there? 1333 01:04:38,796 --> 01:04:40,798 - Nah, I'm producer now. 1334 01:04:40,798 --> 01:04:41,632 (all exclaiming) 1335 01:04:41,632 --> 01:04:42,833 - I know you. 1336 01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:43,935 I remember your song, 1337 01:04:45,036 --> 01:04:46,337 eat the booty. 1338 01:04:46,337 --> 01:04:47,838 (all chuckling) 1339 01:04:47,838 --> 01:04:49,274 - Yeah, that was my jam. 1340 01:04:49,274 --> 01:04:51,009 That hook was on fire boy. 1341 01:04:51,009 --> 01:04:51,842 (all chuckling) 1342 01:04:51,842 --> 01:04:53,678 - Quit playing. 1343 01:04:53,678 --> 01:04:55,113 - Wait, wait, wait. 1344 01:04:55,113 --> 01:04:58,316 So this is an actual song we're talking about? 1345 01:04:58,316 --> 01:04:59,750 That's how you pick down dog? 1346 01:05:00,918 --> 01:05:03,088 - Well, It was meant to be provocative, 1347 01:05:03,088 --> 01:05:05,123 not literal. 1348 01:05:05,123 --> 01:05:06,757 Just something to get the crowd hyped. 1349 01:05:06,757 --> 01:05:08,994 - [Erica] It sure would get me hyped. 1350 01:05:09,827 --> 01:05:12,497 (all chuckling) 1351 01:05:12,497 --> 01:05:14,232 - You got a live one there man. 1352 01:05:15,967 --> 01:05:16,801 (all chuckling) 1353 01:05:16,801 --> 01:05:17,735 - Yeah man. 1354 01:05:17,735 --> 01:05:18,469 How long y'all been together? 1355 01:05:18,469 --> 01:05:19,304 - We were not 1356 01:05:19,304 --> 01:05:20,471 We just met... 1357 01:05:20,471 --> 01:05:22,440 - But she got that nose open. 1358 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:25,076 (all laughing) 1359 01:05:25,076 --> 01:05:26,644 - You right about that brother. 1360 01:05:26,644 --> 01:05:28,446 (all chuckling) 1361 01:05:28,446 --> 01:05:31,449 - Yeah well, just keep on waiting for Mr eat the booty here. 1362 01:05:32,817 --> 01:05:33,951 (all chuckling) 1363 01:05:33,951 --> 01:05:35,653 - Oh, y'all got jokes. 1364 01:05:35,653 --> 01:05:37,755 (indistinct chattering) 1365 01:05:37,755 --> 01:05:40,325 (gentle music) 1366 01:05:57,308 --> 01:06:00,911 - Yo, that baby wasn't real Right? 1367 01:06:00,911 --> 01:06:03,714 - No, It's the strain man. 1368 01:06:05,116 --> 01:06:06,084 Who that get it. 1369 01:06:07,318 --> 01:06:09,920 It must be named after like hallucinations. 1370 01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:12,023 Like you see people that's not their. 1371 01:06:12,023 --> 01:06:13,891 - Dog, come on man. 1372 01:06:13,891 --> 01:06:16,461 Saw the same damn thing man, come on. 1373 01:06:16,461 --> 01:06:18,496 We both saw one under that table. 1374 01:06:20,065 --> 01:06:22,567 - Either he's the most somebody's skirt or he stole the car 1375 01:06:22,567 --> 01:06:24,069 and drove away the way that boy is gone. 1376 01:06:24,069 --> 01:06:25,370 - No he ain't, he ain't there. 1377 01:06:25,370 --> 01:06:27,138 I looked up everybody's skirt, 1378 01:06:27,138 --> 01:06:28,973 he wasn't there for sure. 1379 01:06:28,973 --> 01:06:32,410 - You did what it wasn't emergency, bro. 1380 01:06:33,911 --> 01:06:35,846 You looked at your mother's skirt? 1381 01:06:35,846 --> 01:06:37,482 - What? Came from there. 1382 01:06:37,482 --> 01:06:38,416 - Ugh! 1383 01:06:38,416 --> 01:06:39,784 - Ugh? You came from one too. 1384 01:06:46,624 --> 01:06:48,025 Yo, come here little... 1385 01:06:48,025 --> 01:06:48,859 Mookie... 1386 01:06:48,859 --> 01:06:49,794 What? 1387 01:06:49,794 --> 01:06:51,129 - That's somebody's baby. 1388 01:06:51,129 --> 01:06:52,897 - No, that's a possessed baby. 1389 01:06:54,499 --> 01:06:55,733 (bright music) 1390 01:06:55,733 --> 01:06:56,967 Grown ass men and the baby's body, 1391 01:06:56,967 --> 01:06:59,537 with a stink ass attitude. 1392 01:06:59,537 --> 01:07:00,805 - I guess you're right. 1393 01:07:00,805 --> 01:07:01,972 - I'm always right. 1394 01:07:01,972 --> 01:07:03,908 Let's go get this bad ass baby. 1395 01:07:05,243 --> 01:07:07,078 - Woo, Mae? 1396 01:07:08,513 --> 01:07:11,282 Your boy grew up fine, well done, sis. 1397 01:07:12,717 --> 01:07:16,053 - Hm, well thanks, but I can't take all the credit. 1398 01:07:16,053 --> 01:07:17,855 (Mae exhales) 1399 01:07:17,855 --> 01:07:18,989 - Yes, I guess you can. 1400 01:07:20,191 --> 01:07:22,227 You know it takes a village. 1401 01:07:22,227 --> 01:07:25,396 When our parents first had us, 1402 01:07:25,396 --> 01:07:29,700 they didn't have the time or the commitment 1403 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:33,204 and we spent a lot of time with aunt Mae and uncle Victor. 1404 01:07:33,204 --> 01:07:34,605 - Yes, you did. 1405 01:07:34,605 --> 01:07:36,641 - You guys had a lot of experiences 1406 01:07:36,641 --> 01:07:38,075 that our parents just didn't. 1407 01:07:38,075 --> 01:07:39,977 So, we've been fortunate enough 1408 01:07:39,977 --> 01:07:42,647 to learn from our four parents instead of two. 1409 01:07:42,647 --> 01:07:44,149 - Thank you. 1410 01:07:44,149 --> 01:07:46,584 - Yes, it takes a village. 1411 01:07:46,584 --> 01:07:49,687 - Well, you know Erica, she was the good one. 1412 01:07:49,687 --> 01:07:53,057 - Robert, hm, he was the rebel 1413 01:07:53,057 --> 01:07:55,193 always trying to do the opposite 1414 01:07:55,193 --> 01:07:58,396 of everything that his parents wanted him to do. 1415 01:07:58,396 --> 01:08:01,532 But to know he is in med school now. 1416 01:08:01,532 --> 01:08:03,234 So, I guess we can't complain. 1417 01:08:04,269 --> 01:08:05,970 - Oh! A doctor and lawyer? 1418 01:08:05,970 --> 01:08:06,971 I mean, I guess not. 1419 01:08:07,972 --> 01:08:09,307 - Hm. 1420 01:08:09,307 --> 01:08:10,241 - What is Mookie doing? 1421 01:08:10,241 --> 01:08:11,342 - Girl, Mookie is Mookie. 1422 01:08:11,342 --> 01:08:12,677 Okay? 1423 01:08:12,677 --> 01:08:16,013 Mookie is dependable but he is funny as hell 1424 01:08:17,581 --> 01:08:21,952 but I cannot get him to concentrate on nothing 1425 01:08:21,952 --> 01:08:24,622 but fast ass women with fat ass. 1426 01:08:26,524 --> 01:08:27,558 - Ms. Jackson? 1427 01:08:27,558 --> 01:08:28,959 (Mae laughs) 1428 01:08:28,959 --> 01:08:30,060 - Girl! 1429 01:08:30,060 --> 01:08:31,262 - I mean what? 1430 01:08:31,262 --> 01:08:34,365 - That was an insult or a compliment. 1431 01:08:34,365 --> 01:08:36,500 I'm a little bit confused here. 1432 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:39,204 - Well, when he first you brought home, 1433 01:08:39,204 --> 01:08:43,541 I was a little bit concerned, but you cool, you all right. 1434 01:08:43,541 --> 01:08:48,545 So, since you brought it up, what do you see in him? 1435 01:08:49,580 --> 01:08:51,048 He don't have any money. 1436 01:08:51,048 --> 01:08:54,985 He don't speak any espanol and he don't dance the salsa. 1437 01:08:56,687 --> 01:08:57,522 - I love him. 1438 01:08:58,523 --> 01:08:59,757 (ladies exclaim) 1439 01:08:59,757 --> 01:09:01,392 He makes me laugh. 1440 01:09:01,392 --> 01:09:04,061 He treat me like a Latin queen. 1441 01:09:04,061 --> 01:09:07,632 He wants to become better than what he is now. 1442 01:09:07,632 --> 01:09:08,899 - Wow! 1443 01:09:08,899 --> 01:09:11,636 - All I know, that's my man, I'm keeping my man 1444 01:09:12,937 --> 01:09:15,339 and you all better get used to it. 1445 01:09:15,339 --> 01:09:16,473 - Well damn! 1446 01:09:16,473 --> 01:09:18,709 - Guess she told us. 1447 01:09:18,709 --> 01:09:21,111 (indistinct) 1448 01:09:22,613 --> 01:09:23,914 - Gracias. 1449 01:09:23,914 --> 01:09:26,483 (all laughing) 1450 01:09:29,220 --> 01:09:30,053 - Hmm. 1451 01:09:31,222 --> 01:09:32,990 - Erica, when are you getting married? 1452 01:09:32,990 --> 01:09:34,659 - That was out of the blue? 1453 01:09:34,659 --> 01:09:36,193 - Good question though. 1454 01:09:36,193 --> 01:09:37,862 - Really Angela? 1455 01:09:37,862 --> 01:09:39,929 - Girl you know I being nosy. 1456 01:09:39,929 --> 01:09:44,235 - I'm nosy too, where's your prince charming? 1457 01:09:44,235 --> 01:09:46,803 - (indistinct) phone ringing. 1458 01:09:46,803 --> 01:09:49,440 Yeah, hello this is Erica. 1459 01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:52,677 Yeah, yeah, I'm in the middle of a family reunion right now. 1460 01:09:52,677 --> 01:09:54,178 Yeah, yeah, yeah (indistinct). 1461 01:09:57,415 --> 01:10:00,050 - The phone did not ring. 1462 01:10:00,050 --> 01:10:01,285 - Oh God! Wait. 1463 01:10:03,888 --> 01:10:05,923 - Hello, this is Erica... 1464 01:10:05,923 --> 01:10:07,958 Who answers the phone like that anyway? 1465 01:10:07,958 --> 01:10:09,193 (all laughing) 1466 01:10:09,193 --> 01:10:11,262 - I'll tell you one thing though, 1467 01:10:11,262 --> 01:10:13,931 if she's keeping a secret like that, 1468 01:10:13,931 --> 01:10:15,266 she really likes this one? 1469 01:10:15,266 --> 01:10:16,501 - Yup. 1470 01:10:16,501 --> 01:10:17,835 - Y'all leave my girl alone. 1471 01:10:17,835 --> 01:10:20,004 Leave my baby girl alone 1472 01:10:20,004 --> 01:10:21,272 - Girl you're right. 1473 01:10:21,272 --> 01:10:22,407 (Mae laughing) 1474 01:10:22,407 --> 01:10:24,174 - Got that right. 1475 01:10:24,174 --> 01:10:27,111 - (indistinct) whole ugly ass baby's gone man. 1476 01:10:28,044 --> 01:10:29,680 - Damn demon baby. 1477 01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,617 Damn chucky frickin' kid. 1478 01:10:32,617 --> 01:10:33,517 - Freaky (indistinct). 1479 01:10:34,651 --> 01:10:35,686 - Old ugly ass baby. 1480 01:10:35,686 --> 01:10:37,254 Did you see him? 1481 01:10:37,254 --> 01:10:40,291 - Y'all sound like some punk ass player haters. 1482 01:10:40,291 --> 01:10:42,860 Don't shit on me 'cause y'all bitches can't keep up. 1483 01:10:43,961 --> 01:10:46,464 What want with me anyway? 1484 01:10:46,464 --> 01:10:48,899 - Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, you can talk? 1485 01:10:48,899 --> 01:10:51,602 - Now you just insulting my intelligence. 1486 01:10:51,602 --> 01:10:55,139 What the hell do y'all chimps want with me? 1487 01:10:55,139 --> 01:10:59,710 Spit it out and quit staring at me like I'm a damn alien 1488 01:10:59,710 --> 01:11:02,212 before I start bursting heads in here. 1489 01:11:02,212 --> 01:11:04,382 - Wow, wow we just seem... 1490 01:11:06,883 --> 01:11:10,053 Were you even invited to this family reunion. 1491 01:11:10,053 --> 01:11:11,922 - Were you invited? 1492 01:11:11,922 --> 01:11:13,723 - Well, yeah... 1493 01:11:13,723 --> 01:11:17,328 Not exactly, but I'm part of the family. 1494 01:11:17,328 --> 01:11:18,796 - How you know I'm not? 1495 01:11:18,796 --> 01:11:23,233 - Whoa, whoa, no offense, your little white ass, 1496 01:11:23,233 --> 01:11:28,038 ugly ass don't look like you belong in our family reunion. 1497 01:11:28,038 --> 01:11:30,740 - You sound racist as hell right now. 1498 01:11:30,740 --> 01:11:34,244 How you know I aint white skinned or albino? 1499 01:11:34,244 --> 01:11:35,279 - What are you? 1500 01:11:35,279 --> 01:11:37,014 - I'm a baby fool! 1501 01:11:37,014 --> 01:11:40,517 What are you that's the real question Robin? 1502 01:11:40,517 --> 01:11:41,586 What are you? 1503 01:11:44,355 --> 01:11:45,890 - What kind of question is that? 1504 01:11:45,890 --> 01:11:47,392 - Well it must be a good one, 1505 01:11:47,392 --> 01:11:50,194 'cause you just asked me the same thing. 1506 01:11:50,194 --> 01:11:51,294 Answer it what are you? 1507 01:11:51,294 --> 01:11:52,830 I'll make it easier. 1508 01:11:52,830 --> 01:11:56,033 Are you a man or a baby? 1509 01:11:56,033 --> 01:11:57,502 - A man obviously. 1510 01:11:57,502 --> 01:11:59,035 - Is it obvious? 1511 01:11:59,035 --> 01:12:01,672 You broke up with, what's her name? Six months ago 1512 01:12:01,672 --> 01:12:04,041 and you aint been on a date yet. 1513 01:12:04,041 --> 01:12:07,011 Seem to me like you lost your balls homie 1514 01:12:07,011 --> 01:12:10,247 and if you loose those, you will never have kids 1515 01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:13,883 and you are the last in a long line of Carter men, 1516 01:12:13,883 --> 01:12:18,321 so your family needs you to get your ass out there and date 1517 01:12:18,321 --> 01:12:22,392 and find a real woman and have some baby brother. 1518 01:12:30,435 --> 01:12:33,003 (bright music) 1519 01:13:14,044 --> 01:13:16,647 (upbeat music) 1520 01:13:18,549 --> 01:13:19,883 - Hi, oh my God. 1521 01:13:22,151 --> 01:13:23,087 I thought you couldn't make it 1522 01:13:23,087 --> 01:13:24,922 - Babe, I've been through hell. 1523 01:13:24,922 --> 01:13:26,023 I've been driving all night. 1524 01:13:26,023 --> 01:13:28,158 I drank some cocaine, coffee... 1525 01:13:28,158 --> 01:13:29,460 I think I had cocaine in it. 1526 01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:31,896 Anyway, I know you got a deep bench, 1527 01:13:31,896 --> 01:13:35,199 I just need you to know, I love you. 1528 01:13:35,199 --> 01:13:38,135 (bright music) 1529 01:13:38,135 --> 01:13:40,638 - Why didn't say that before 1530 01:13:40,638 --> 01:13:43,608 No, I don't have a deep bench. 1531 01:13:43,608 --> 01:13:47,111 I only have you. I love you too. 1532 01:13:47,111 --> 01:13:49,246 (crowd applauding) 1533 01:13:49,246 --> 01:13:50,548 * Do you wanna be my? 1534 01:13:50,548 --> 01:13:52,683 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1535 01:13:52,683 --> 01:13:54,985 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1536 01:13:54,985 --> 01:13:57,087 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1537 01:13:57,087 --> 01:13:59,423 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1538 01:13:59,423 --> 01:14:01,559 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my? * 1539 01:14:01,559 --> 01:14:03,894 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my baby * 1540 01:14:03,894 --> 01:14:05,229 * At the end of the night 1541 01:14:05,229 --> 01:14:06,497 * Be my 1542 01:14:06,497 --> 01:14:08,398 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my * 1543 01:14:08,398 --> 01:14:10,668 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my * 1544 01:14:10,668 --> 01:14:13,070 * Do you, do you, do you wanna be my baby * 1545 01:14:13,070 --> 01:14:14,639 * At the end of the night 1546 01:14:14,639 --> 01:14:16,774 * Would you like to take my hand * 1547 01:14:16,774 --> 01:14:18,976 * I can be your midnight man 1548 01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:22,212 * I can give you everything that you were hoping * 1549 01:14:22,212 --> 01:14:23,514 * That I can 1550 01:14:23,514 --> 01:14:25,816 * And you've been driving me insane * 1551 01:14:25,816 --> 01:14:28,819 * Damn, I really love your brain, I love your hair * 1552 01:14:28,819 --> 01:14:31,021 * I love your style, I love your ass * 1553 01:14:31,021 --> 01:14:32,723 * I love your smile 1554 01:14:32,723 --> 01:14:34,725 * It'd be you reckless claim 1555 01:14:34,725 --> 01:14:36,961 * To say I think you feel the same * 1556 01:14:36,961 --> 01:14:38,262 * So could we do this 1557 01:14:38,262 --> 01:14:41,498 * We won't use this lose excuses to blame * 1558 01:14:41,498 --> 01:14:43,868 * So lets go out and dance once more * 1559 01:14:43,868 --> 01:14:46,035 * Let our bodies go explore 1560 01:14:46,035 --> 01:14:49,205 * Rhythms and melodies and please the dance floor * 1561 01:14:49,205 --> 01:14:50,775 * Boy (indistinct) 1562 01:14:50,775 --> 01:14:52,877 * And if there's one thing left to say * 1563 01:14:52,877 --> 01:14:55,212 * Do you wanna come my way 1564 01:14:55,212 --> 01:14:56,714 * Girl I'll treat you right 1565 01:14:56,714 --> 01:14:59,584 * So, do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night? * 1566 01:14:59,584 --> 01:15:02,186 * My night fire 1567 01:15:02,186 --> 01:15:04,053 * Be my 1568 01:15:04,053 --> 01:15:06,657 * Do you wanna? 1569 01:15:06,657 --> 01:15:11,160 * Be my baby at the end of the night * 1570 01:15:11,160 --> 01:15:14,765 * Be my, do you wanna, do you wanna be * 1571 01:15:14,765 --> 01:15:17,367 * Do you wanna 1572 01:15:33,217 --> 01:15:38,222 * Do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1573 01:15:38,856 --> 01:15:40,390 * Be my 1574 01:15:40,390 --> 01:15:42,927 * Do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1575 01:15:42,927 --> 01:15:47,632 * Do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1576 01:15:47,632 --> 01:15:49,166 * Be my 1577 01:15:49,166 --> 01:15:50,968 * Do you wanna 1578 01:15:50,968 --> 01:15:55,973 * Do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1579 01:15:57,441 --> 01:16:01,511 * Be my, do you wanna be my baby at the end of the night * 1580 01:16:05,615 --> 01:16:07,618 * Be my 1581 01:16:08,517 --> 01:16:11,689 (fireworks crackling) 1582 01:16:12,757 --> 01:16:15,425 (gentle music)