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‎(本片的所有角色和情節純屬虛構)

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‎(如有雷同,純屬巧合)

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‎慢一點,你會害我們送命!

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‎快點!

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‎如果他們要我調到紐約呢?

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‎我想去加州!

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‎你抱怨歸抱怨,還是會接受

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‎洛杉磯!

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‎穿拖鞋從海灘直接去辦公室有多好!

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‎慢一點,我們還有一小時

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{\an8}‎看吧,我們提早了45分鐘

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{\an8}‎這會是公司史上最大的合約

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{\an8}‎當然了,前提是你要談成

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{\an8}‎前提?

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{\an8}‎還是得讓日本人簽名才行

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{\an8}‎那只是形式而已

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{\an8}‎他們一定會簽名
‎而我會成為世界之王

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‎別忘了我爸媽這週末要來

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‎太好了

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‎我會跟朋友出去,不打擾你們

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‎不,他們想見你

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‎-我要跟他們說什麼?
‎-什麼意思?

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‎“很高興認識你們
‎我正在跟令千金上床”

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‎瑪姬,我們相處得好好的

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‎性生活也美滿

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‎但我們從沒有過其他的承諾

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‎好吧

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{\an8}‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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{\an8}‎-你好
‎-嗨

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‎價值數百萬的點子在那裡面嗎?

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‎你真的升遷得很快
‎他們會讓你當上全球營運經理

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‎-我不想把話說得太早
‎-湯美克!

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‎你當上波蘭的總經理時
‎可別忘了我們這些老同事

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‎湯美克!

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‎別急,一切都在掌控中

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‎我忘了拿手機

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‎馬上回來

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‎我馬上就到

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‎我也等不及了

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‎那麼...

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‎我再打給你,好嗎?

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{\an8}‎-天啊!
‎-我的橘子

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{\an8}‎-對不起
‎-最棒的,當地產的

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{\an8}‎我會加果膠做成醬,一定很美味

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{\an8}‎-你也會這樣做嗎?
‎-每次都會,不好意思

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{\an8}‎沒關係

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{\an8}‎什麼?

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{\an8}‎(PI.R創意公司)

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{\an8}‎天啊,卡莎,他們已經到了

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{\an8}‎-日本人?
‎-對

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{\an8}‎什麼?提早半小時到?

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{\an8}‎別呆站在那裡,湯美克在哪?

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{\an8}‎我打給他

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‎很高興認識你們,謝謝你們的邀請

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‎今天真是美好的一天

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‎今天才剛開始而已

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‎我早就知道會很美好了

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‎你是算命的嗎?

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‎沒錯!

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‎把手給我

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‎來吧,我幫妳算命

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‎今天是妳人生中最重要的一天

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‎-對我來說也是
‎-真的嗎?

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{\an8}‎對,我們的相遇不是巧合,而是命運

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{\an8}‎而且我今天剛好
‎要簽人生中最大的合約

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{\an8}‎恭喜

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{\an8}‎我會實現妳的三個願望

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{\an8}‎-哇,我現在有三個願望了?
‎-沒錯

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{\an8}‎那...

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{\an8}‎-我希望你怎麼出現,就怎麼消失
‎-不行,妳不能這樣浪費願望

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{\an8}‎-既然如此,那我希望...
‎-等等,這樣吧

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{\an8}‎許願說妳能再有一百個願望

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{\an8}‎你會讓它們全都成真?可以這樣?

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{\an8}‎-可以
‎-這樣的話...

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{\an8}‎我希望你買了票

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{\an8}‎什麼?

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{\an8}‎妳好,請出示車票

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{\an8}‎要不要...

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{\an8}‎喝點水?

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{\an8}‎水?

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{\an8}‎讓我找找,你們先檢查別人

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{\an8}‎令人驚訝的是,逃票的人
‎都沒試過要拿芝諾的運動悖論

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{\an8}‎來解釋自己為何沒買票

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{\an8}‎芝諾的理論能簡單證明
‎事物的運動是不可能發生的

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{\an8}‎公車沒在動,所以為什麼要付錢?

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{\an8}‎這就是癥結所在,總之請出示身分證

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{\an8}‎乾杯!

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{\an8}‎我們不喜歡訴諸武力

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{\an8}‎但不這樣做,你會聽嗎?

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{\an8}‎我有個緊急會議

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{\an8}‎-我必須接這通電話
‎-好

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{\an8}‎他趕不及開會,而且他一點都不在乎

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{\an8}‎問題解決了

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{\an8}‎-你他媽的瘋了嗎?
‎-什麼?

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{\an8}‎放開我,混蛋!

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‎-說了妳一定不信
‎-對,我不信

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‎我自己也不相信

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‎我才不管...

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‎你是被外星人綁架

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‎還是被性愛成癮的老奶奶
‎或是一群童子軍擄走

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‎我只可惜他們沒殺了你

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‎妳應該不希望
‎我去競爭對手的公司上班吧?

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‎出去

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‎他們在等...

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‎給我滾!

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‎不然我會把你的眼睛挖出來!

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‎要上車嗎?

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{\an8}‎瑪姬,謝謝妳

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{\an8}‎別太感動

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{\an8}‎我只是覺得你越早搬出去越好

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{\an8}‎那妳的父母呢?

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{\an8}‎你好

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‎你這樣跟我打招呼?

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‎我以為你死了

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‎-真是幽默
‎-我們好久沒聯絡了

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‎是啊,但你要讓我進去

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‎還是要繼續在門口聊?

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‎你是來道別的嗎?

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‎這裡真不錯

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‎你要去哪裡嗎?

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‎沒有,我只是想來看看你

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‎看著我的眼睛再說一遍

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‎你不會相信我發生了什麼事

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‎對,我不會相信

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‎-你會很高興的
‎-是嗎?

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‎我被開除了

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‎失去了公寓、車子,現在什麼都沒有

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‎關我屁事?就再找個地方租

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‎我完全破產了

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‎你?可是你不是賺大錢了?

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‎你知道在華沙生活有多貴嗎?

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‎我知道

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‎但我說的是...

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‎文明的生活品質

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‎所以大人您不滿意鄙人的寒舍嗎?

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‎我不知道你來這裡做什麼

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‎這裡就只是一間小公寓

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‎再見

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‎冷靜點

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‎放輕鬆嘛

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‎拜託,一晚就好

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‎沙發

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‎這張沙發還可以啊

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‎怎麼樣,想去跑趴嗎?

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‎-我有工作要做
‎-別這樣,工作可以等

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‎它就沒有等你

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‎好嘛,你會放鬆一點

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‎我們喝個爛醉
‎去搭訕幾個好下手的女人

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‎我不需要

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‎好吧

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‎那我可以請你幫個小忙嗎?

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‎我就知道,你就只會得寸進尺

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‎只是一點小忙

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‎駭進城市的監視器系統

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‎找到杜瑪涅斯卡街早上的畫面

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‎我在那裡遇到了絕世美女

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‎我不想幫你滿足你的原始衝動

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‎我不會駭進任何地方

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‎她可能是我的真命天女

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‎最好是啦

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‎這句話我已經聽了幾千遍

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‎我是收藏家

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‎女人就像花一樣

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‎在我的注目和呵護下綻放

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‎親愛的,花啊

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‎就是要一整束才好看

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‎但你當然不會知道
‎你身邊就只有仙人掌

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‎所以呢?

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‎你會幫我嗎?

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‎別再說了,老兄

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‎天啊,你真是老古板

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‎我知道,高斯

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‎他明天就會走

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‎我們會熬過去的

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‎卡洛萊克,你好嗎?

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‎你知道我擅長什麼

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‎我最近剛好有空

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‎你最近搞出那件事之後
‎別想在這行生存了

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‎到底發生了什麼事?

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‎你是怎麼在最後關頭搞砸的?

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‎對方一定美爆了

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‎我不是說過了嗎?

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‎我告訴過你

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‎你的那個弱點會把你害慘,謝謝

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‎老兄,有菸嗎?

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‎我不抽菸

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‎那你有沒有零錢?

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‎隨便都可以

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‎這給你

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‎-真的嗎?
‎-請慢用

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‎哇!

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‎謝了,老兄!

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‎你是個真男人

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‎抱歉我認錯人了

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‎邁達斯?

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‎兄弟!

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‎好久不見

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‎阿湯!

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‎-嗨
‎-你好嗎?

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‎就像雨中的妓女,糟透了

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‎你有工作可以給我嗎?

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‎我不拍電影了
‎在波蘭辦不到,人太多了

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‎-我要進軍好萊塢
‎-真是不得了

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‎請給我們兩杯伏特加

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‎-四杯好了
‎-八杯吧

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‎我要拍一場婚禮

207
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‎堂堂的邁達斯國王
‎竟然淪落到要拍婚禮?

208
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:23,833
‎我出車禍了,酒駕肇事,所以...

209
00:13:23,833 --> 00:13:27,000
‎是啊,好萊塢漸漸消失在遠方

210
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,208
‎沒錯

211
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,541
‎可是...

212
00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:32,208
‎有人跟我談條件

213
00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:35,541
‎如果我答應拍婚禮
‎檢察官會把護照還給我

214
00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:37,416
‎我該做什麼?

215
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,750
‎我會動用幾台攝影機來拍

216
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,916
‎可能還會用吊車、無人機或吊臂

217
00:13:42,916 --> 00:13:44,166
‎塔倫提諾的風格

218
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:46,916
‎你負責拍幕後花絮

219
00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:50,125
‎就是拍些閒聊和幕後的對話

220
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,583
‎-不了,那不適合我
‎-別這樣,湯美克

221
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,666
‎這案子很好賺
‎你也能認識有影響力的人

222
00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,208
‎是誰的婚禮?

223
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,375
‎哇!

224
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,666
‎柯賽斯奇部長,最頂級的

225
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:05,916
‎沒錯

226
00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:08,250
‎整個波蘭幾乎都要聽他的

227
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:09,666
‎他要結婚了?

228
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,291
‎不,是他兒子

229
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:13,583
‎這位是柯賽斯奇夫人

230
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,458
‎她看起來很眼熟

231
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:16,833
‎她以前是演員

232
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:18,500
‎演技很糟糕

233
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,541
‎她也很快就認清事實,嫁給了政客

234
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:22,458
‎敬她一杯

235
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:25,958
‎-謝謝
‎-謝謝

236
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:27,500
‎謝謝

237
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,000
‎給你

238
00:14:58,958 --> 00:14:59,791
‎謝謝

239
00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:01,208
‎-祝你好運
‎-謝謝

240
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:17,875
‎妳好

241
00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:19,541
‎你好

242
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:23,291
‎我拿到你訂的那株樣品了

243
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,541
‎來自玻利維亞的

244
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,541
‎松露玉?

245
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,166
‎真是...

246
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,250
‎太美了

247
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,166
‎對吧?

248
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,791
‎而且好小

249
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,375
‎它需要很多光照

250
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,416
‎和溫柔呵護

251
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,166
‎我會好好照顧它

252
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:44,583
‎而且它不能吹到冷風

253
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,333
‎當然了

254
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,416
‎好,謝謝妳的建議

255
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:56,416
‎那斯特凡巴拿赫和...

256
00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,666
‎有螺旋刺的費...

257
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,250
‎-費波那契
‎-費波那契

258
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,750
‎-太棒了,還有...
‎-什麼?

259
00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:05,875
‎莫比烏斯的側邊開了...

260
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,875
‎側枝

261
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:08,791
‎不會吧!

262
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:11,083
‎它要你給它繁殖

263
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,458
‎當然是植物繁殖

264
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,208
‎當然了

265
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:20,541
‎保佑你

266
00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:22,750
‎-謝謝,抱歉
‎-你不必道歉

267
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,750
‎如果你願意,我可以幫你

268
00:16:25,416 --> 00:16:26,500
‎幫我?

269
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,708
‎繁殖

270
00:16:30,125 --> 00:16:32,916
‎你必須牢牢抓住莖部然後...

271
00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:36,541
‎扯下來?

272
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,708
‎總共170塊

273
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,458
‎我是說17塊

274
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:53,625
‎不,是28塊

275
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:57,416
‎不會吧!

276
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,125
‎真不敢相信你愛上了花店的店員

277
00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:01,375
‎這哪裡好笑?

278
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:04,041
‎-你對花過敏
‎-但對仙人掌不會

279
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:09,583
‎你們是不可能的

280
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:11,166
‎這種事我最在行了

281
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:14,041
‎除非我幫你,但你也得幫我

282
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:17,458
‎駭客是違法的
‎再說了,我受不了寄生蟲

283
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:21,083
‎好吧,我會付錢
‎雖然我只是睡在爛沙發上

284
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:23,208
‎-我以為你沒有錢
‎-我是沒有啊

285
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,333
‎但我接到一個工作

286
00:17:25,416 --> 00:17:27,000
‎而且是兩個人的工作

287
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,208
‎我不知道我為什麼要幫你
‎我跟你根本不對盤

288
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,583
‎我們能賺錢啊

289
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:36,625
‎身為你親愛的哥哥
‎我會幫你追到那個女的

290
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:37,708
‎你喜歡的那個

291
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,041
‎她叫克拉拉

292
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:42,875
‎而且我不要你的建議,可悲的花心男

293
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:56,333
‎那麼...

294
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:57,291
‎你快滾吧

295
00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:00,583
‎好吧

296
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,958
‎我離開之前,就給你一個免費的建議

297
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,541
‎你應該在中立的地方搭訕她

298
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:11,708
‎像是什麼地方?

299
00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:13,791
‎花店外面

300
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,583
‎-不,我跟你說了...
‎-我們練習一下

301
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,208
‎問她各式各樣的問題

302
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:22,208
‎女人喜歡別人問她們問題

303
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,416
‎像是什麼?

304
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:24,500
‎任何事情

305
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,291
‎你是克拉拉,我來演你

306
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,833
‎你好,美人兒克拉拉

307
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,375
‎嗨,寶貝,你好嗎?

308
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:38,958
‎抱歉我上次匆忙跑出去,忘了付錢

309
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:44,500
‎幹...

310
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:57,375
‎妳好

311
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,500
‎美人兒克拉拉

312
00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,416
‎你撞到頭了

313
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,166
‎我是說,克拉拉小姐

314
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:08,166
‎抱歉,我...

315
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,416
‎上次突然...

316
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,875
‎-沒付錢
‎-不,沒關係

317
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:15,666
‎我只是想說,不知道妳...

318
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:16,708
‎什麼事?

319
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:18,541
‎我只是...

320
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,750
‎那個,我想說...

321
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:21,958
‎什麼事,雅奈克先生?

322
00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:24,291
‎我想說也許可以...

323
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,625
‎我是說,妳跟我可以...

324
00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:29,375
‎去別的地方

325
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:33,291
‎我正要去銀行,你要不要陪我去?

326
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,166
‎新買的那株怎麼樣了?

327
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,083
‎萊布尼茨?

328
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:42,791
‎名字真有趣

329
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,750
‎-又是過世的數學家?
‎-對

330
00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:49,750
‎我把它放在居禮夫人旁邊

331
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,750
‎你知道它們可以被嫁接在一起嗎?

332
00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,416
‎嫁接?

333
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,958
‎怎麼做?

334
00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:59,750
‎把居禮夫人切一個洞
‎然後把小萊布尼茨插進去

335
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:02,541
‎用什麼插?

336
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,333
‎如果你想,我們能在花店一起做

337
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,250
‎好啊

338
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,083
‎我們別那麼客氣了
‎我重新自我介紹,叫我克拉拉吧

339
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,208
‎-拉夫...我是雅奈克
‎-好

340
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:19,583
‎三次

341
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,833
‎我們要不要去別的地方?

342
00:20:26,541 --> 00:20:27,875
‎你是說要一起嗎?

343
00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,000
‎去哪裡?

344
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
‎這個嘛...

345
00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:33,250
‎哪裡都可以

346
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:36,375
‎去買咖啡和奶油卷

347
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:41,333
‎抱歉

348
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,541
‎-去看電影,去公園...
‎-這不是個好主意

349
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:48,708
‎我知道這樣...

350
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,125
‎太快了,但我從來沒有...

351
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,083
‎不是你的問題,雅奈克

352
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,416
‎是我的問題

353
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:59,250
‎-我不適合你
‎-我知道了

354
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:03,208
‎對不起,我不會再打擾妳了

355
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:04,291
‎請多保重

356
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,791
‎(琥珀宮殿飯店)

357
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,083
‎距離婚禮整個還有一週

358
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,916
‎我不允許有任何改變

359
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:42,625
‎我弟和我在拍幕後花絮

360
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:45,125
‎真正的婚禮會由邁達斯拍攝

361
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,916
‎邁達斯碰過的東西都會變成...
‎我會好好跟他談談

362
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,250
‎拜託不要這麼做

363
00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:52,000
‎都是我的錯

364
00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,666
‎身為人就得為幸福而戰

365
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:56,833
‎就像邪教經典電影
‎《為幸福而戰》的劇情

366
00:21:58,916 --> 00:22:01,083
‎你看過《為幸福而戰》嗎?

367
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:04,000
‎-這是我最喜歡的電影
‎-但那是很久以前的事了

368
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,416
‎妳的電影我全部倒背如流

369
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:07,625
‎全部?

370
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,541
‎也就兩部

371
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:11,458
‎但妳在《大小胸器》裡的表現...

372
00:22:13,875 --> 00:22:18,250
‎波蘭影史後來就再也沒出現過
‎跟妳一樣有性魅力的明星了

373
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:20,750
‎妳必須回歸大銀幕

374
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,166
‎為了我們

375
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,625
‎為了所有波蘭人民

376
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:30,208
‎但觀眾會再愛我嗎?

377
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:31,166
‎當然

378
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:34,500
‎他們以前甚至說我可以進軍好萊塢

379
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:35,625
‎但現在...

380
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,416
‎妳美極了

381
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:38,916
‎妳是絕世大美女

382
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:39,833
‎美艷動人!

383
00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:45,000
‎終於有個聰明人了
‎湯瑪斯?那是你的本名嗎?

384
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,791
‎-對
‎-叫我派希就好

385
00:22:51,583 --> 00:22:52,458
‎在這裡簽名

386
00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,916
‎歡迎你們加入!

387
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,125
‎這是什麼?

388
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,875
‎保密協議

389
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:01,000
‎你在這裡看到的絕對是最高機密

390
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,208
‎要是你告訴任何人,我丈夫...

391
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:05,583
‎你知道我丈夫是誰吧?

392
00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:08,041
‎沒錯

393
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:10,500
‎他把人抓去關的時候...

394
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,125
‎我整個不希望有人遭遇那種事

395
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,500
‎那好吧

396
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,666
‎還有你!你是啞巴嗎?幹嘛不說話?

397
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:19,166
‎他有點遲緩,別擔心他

398
00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:24,958
‎我媳婦會待在這裡

399
00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:27,416
‎我是說我未來的媳婦會待在這裡

400
00:23:28,166 --> 00:23:29,750
‎不好意思,喂?

401
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:31,583
‎喂?

402
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:40,416
‎嗨

403
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,041
‎我是歐拉

404
00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:46,208
‎湯美克

405
00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:49,958
‎很美的名字

406
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,541
‎妳全身上下都美

407
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,041
‎妳要結婚了?

408
00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:56,958
‎沒錯

409
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,291
‎我很遺憾

410
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:03,500
‎那是什麼?

411
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:08,833
‎你在做什麼?

412
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:10,833
‎靠,我在公車上看到妳的時候就...

413
00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,208
‎妳能相信嗎?

414
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:13,708
‎現在妳就在這裡

415
00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:15,708
‎我想看看我們會有什麼結果

416
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:17,958
‎現在你知道了

417
00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:21,791
‎好吧

418
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,166
‎對不起

419
00:24:24,208 --> 00:24:25,500
‎我們可以重新來過嗎?

420
00:24:26,083 --> 00:24:28,500
‎-笨蛋
‎-懶惰鬼、浪子、無賴

421
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:30,791
‎你在笑什麼?

422
00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:34,083
‎轟轟烈烈的愛情故事就是這樣開始的

423
00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:35,041
‎所以呢?

424
00:24:36,916 --> 00:24:37,875
‎我們開始工作吧

425
00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:43,708
‎對,我們要開始工作了

426
00:24:50,666 --> 00:24:52,416
‎可惡

427
00:25:03,666 --> 00:25:06,916
‎不好意思,你還要自怨自艾多久?

428
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,458
‎為她拚一把

429
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,625
‎為幸福而戰

430
00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:15,208
‎-她拒絕了我
‎-胡說八道,我看到她看你的眼神

431
00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,375
‎-怎麼樣?
‎-跟你看她的方式一樣

432
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,500
‎但她說我們不適合彼此
‎還說這不是好主意

433
00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,500
‎聽我說

434
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,708
‎你這麼聰明,卻像小嬰兒一樣單純

435
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,208
‎這都是遊戲的一部分

436
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:32,625
‎什麼遊戲?

437
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:33,916
‎征服遊戲

438
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:38,750
‎你很有男人味,她很難追,雙贏

439
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:41,000
‎所以歐拉賞你巴掌

440
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,250
‎是為了征服你?

441
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:44,416
‎一點都沒錯

442
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,916
‎她要結婚了

443
00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:48,916
‎我不能歧視已婚女性啊

444
00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:50,041
‎這樣很糟糕耶

445
00:25:53,250 --> 00:25:54,791
‎歐拉會是我的

446
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:56,583
‎你做夢比較快

447
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,416
‎-想打賭嗎?
‎-來賭吧

448
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,375
‎這個菜單必須整個換掉

449
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:04,458
‎有30位客人對貝類過敏

450
00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:08,291
‎40位堅果過敏、16位柑橘類過敏
‎200位麩質和奶類過敏

451
00:26:08,291 --> 00:26:09,625
‎加入金箔吧

452
00:26:09,625 --> 00:26:11,750
‎沒有人對黃金過敏,餐具呢?

453
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:14,083
‎這是保險公司的帳單

454
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,208
‎還不錯

455
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,208
‎餐具用黃金的

456
00:26:18,208 --> 00:26:21,666
‎就像梅蘭妮亞川普用的那樣
‎大家都說我跟她長得很像

457
00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:24,541
‎梅蘭妮亞頂多只配幫妳洗碗

458
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:26,041
‎妳真是太美了,派希

459
00:26:29,208 --> 00:26:30,125
‎我會...

460
00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:34,833
‎全體注意!

461
00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:35,875
‎這是什麼鬼?

462
00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:38,708
‎-通通都不對,假髮在哪裡?
‎-在路上

463
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,208
‎-緊身褲呢?
‎-一樣

464
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:41,250
‎往下拉

465
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,166
‎刮鬍子

466
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:43,083
‎笑一個

467
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:44,291
‎不,最好不要

468
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,583
‎就定位!

469
00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,750
‎右轉!

470
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:53,958
‎開始行動!

471
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,125
‎動作快,各位先生,快點!

472
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,208
‎姿勢擺好,背挺直!

473
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,291
‎還有請保持距離

474
00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:04,375
‎所以這是一場服裝派對,對吧?

475
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,708
‎別傻了

476
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,125
‎這是我們的彩排空間

477
00:27:08,666 --> 00:27:11,791
‎婚禮將在皇家城堡舉行

478
00:27:13,333 --> 00:27:16,333
‎但那絕對是最高機密

479
00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,375
‎-哇
‎-哇!

480
00:27:17,958 --> 00:27:18,791
‎所以...

481
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,583
‎這場婚禮

482
00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:26,916
‎以第一波蘭聯邦的精髓為靈感

483
00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:30,625
‎並由庫巴沃耶沃茲擔任主持
‎確保整個儀式的氣氛良好

484
00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:35,583
‎紅髮艾德、碧昂絲
‎和澤尼瑪蒂紐克會輪番唱歌

485
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:37,541
‎把那坨毛毯移開

486
00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:38,750
‎午夜的時候

487
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:43,291
‎會有數百支煙火照亮華沙的天空

488
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:44,625
‎哇!

489
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,333
‎黨主席會親自出席

490
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,583
‎當然還有總統和第一夫人

491
00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:54,375
‎以及政府官員和很多外國貴賓

492
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:57,416
‎-總共一千名來賓
‎-肯定所費不貲

493
00:27:57,416 --> 00:28:01,250
‎我丈夫從危機應對基金拿到專款

494
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:03,208
‎我們的小王子

495
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:05,333
‎將會有...

496
00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:09,708
‎本國前所未見的盛大婚禮

497
00:28:09,708 --> 00:28:12,041
‎但當然這絕對是...

498
00:28:12,041 --> 00:28:13,666
‎-最高機密
‎-最高機密

499
00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:15,791
‎所以...

500
00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:18,916
‎我兒子的婚禮是星期六

501
00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:21,875
‎而星期天是我丈夫的選舉

502
00:28:21,875 --> 00:28:24,666
‎計劃得很不錯吧?

503
00:28:24,666 --> 00:28:25,916
‎幹!

504
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:27,250
‎你瘋了嗎?

505
00:28:27,916 --> 00:28:31,333
‎帕茲拉布尼議員
‎和蘇珊娜皮薩納參議員同桌?

506
00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:33,875
‎-我立刻換位子
‎-那整個會慘不忍睹

507
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:36,583
‎-別拍了,不要拍這種事
‎-我很抱歉

508
00:28:38,916 --> 00:28:39,916
‎氣球呢?

509
00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:42,375
‎氣球到底死到哪去了?

510
00:28:42,875 --> 00:28:45,416
‎大廳的天花板畫是巴恰雷利的作品

511
00:28:45,416 --> 00:28:47,708
‎那是傑作,氣球...

512
00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:49,291
‎放氣球比較好看吧,歐拉?

513
00:28:49,291 --> 00:28:52,291
‎-亞歷珊德拉!
‎-什麼?對,放氣球比較好看

514
00:28:52,875 --> 00:28:54,333
‎小克打來了,親愛的,喂?

515
00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:57,125
‎我也很想你,一切都在掌控之中

516
00:28:57,750 --> 00:28:59,541
‎我很努力,但她快把我逼瘋了

517
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:00,625
‎派希夫人

518
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,666
‎-這是視覺模擬
‎-放氣球會更好看

519
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:06,250
‎-你有在拍嗎,湯美克先生?
‎-對,我正在拍

520
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,958
‎效果一定要好一點,處理好

521
00:29:08,958 --> 00:29:10,625
‎-總之氣球的效果很好
‎-是,夫人

522
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:44,416
‎-你在拍嗎?
‎-對

523
00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:45,916
‎準備好了嗎?

524
00:29:46,791 --> 00:29:50,541
‎好了,請聊聊妳未來的媳婦

525
00:29:51,250 --> 00:29:53,041
‎我希望亞歷珊德拉

526
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,666
‎能成為我兒子的好妻子

527
00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:57,166
‎畢竟他選擇了她

528
00:29:57,166 --> 00:30:00,458
‎克里斯廷一向很有品味
‎整個就愛奢華的東西

529
00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:02,166
‎就連他當輔祭男童的時候...

530
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:03,583
‎不好意思

531
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:04,750
‎喂?

532
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,333
‎怎麼還沒送來?

533
00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:09,875
‎等等...

534
00:30:09,875 --> 00:30:11,833
‎她沒說太多妳的事情

535
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,125
‎-妳何不自己告訴我們?
‎-不了

536
00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:18,708
‎拜託,別這樣,妳讓我很難做事

537
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,833
‎隨便都好,妳家人的事情之類的

538
00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:22,708
‎我是孤兒,我外婆把我養大

539
00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:25,416
‎就這樣?

540
00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:26,583
‎對

541
00:30:26,583 --> 00:30:27,500
‎好吧

542
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:32,375
‎這場盛大的婚禮上
‎女方親友總共有幾個人?

543
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:33,958
‎外婆和兩個伴娘

544
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,333
‎只有三個人?一千分之三?

545
00:30:41,416 --> 00:30:42,541
‎請看鏡頭

546
00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:45,458
‎好了

547
00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:52,625
‎我想更了解妳一點

548
00:30:53,208 --> 00:30:55,708
‎多跟我說一些妳的事吧

549
00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:58,625
‎我查了臉書和IG,但都找不到妳

550
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,375
‎妳是間諜之類的嗎?

551
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:01,708
‎我是學生

552
00:31:01,708 --> 00:31:03,375
‎好,妳在念什麼?

553
00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:04,458
‎羅曼學

554
00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:06,416
‎哪一年?

555
00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:08,291
‎我在寫我的碩士論文

556
00:31:08,291 --> 00:31:09,375
‎內容是什麼?

557
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:10,666
‎關於宮廷愛情的

558
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,291
‎關於宮廷愛情?

559
00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:15,416
‎宮廷愛情是我們現在所說的
‎轟轟烈烈戀愛的原型

560
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,500
‎瘋狂激情、與天下為敵的那種愛情

561
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:19,666
‎你一定覺得很荒謬

562
00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:22,083
‎妳真的知道激情是什麼嗎?

563
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,333
‎多說一點,引用一段

564
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:30,583
‎“大人們,請聽我說一段
‎關於愛與死亡、荒誕不經的故事...”

565
00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:32,458
‎-《崔斯坦與伊索德》
‎-你看過?

566
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:36,666
‎“聽聽他們的大喜與大悲...”

567
00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:38,875
‎“他們相識相愛,最後共死”

568
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:41,791
‎-“在那一天”
‎-“她與他一起永眠”

569
00:31:44,041 --> 00:31:45,250
‎這是什麼意思?

570
00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:46,458
‎愛與死亡

571
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,500
‎好,你沒有要剪接的東西嗎?

572
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,500
‎-像什麼?
‎-去檢查影片

573
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:53,583
‎-愛與死亡
‎-愛與死亡

574
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:57,916
‎好,愛與死亡,接下來呢?

575
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,833
‎唯一讓人感動的愛情
‎就是牽涉到死亡的愛情

576
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:03,333
‎冒險刺激、驚心動魄的愛情

577
00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:05,958
‎還有無視所有規則的那種愛情

578
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:14,958
‎拉我一把,笨蛋

579
00:32:16,041 --> 00:32:16,875
‎快點!

580
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:38,375
‎什麼叫早一點下訂?

581
00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,125
‎我的花?

582
00:32:40,666 --> 00:32:42,625
‎第一彌撒什麼的關我屁事?

583
00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:44,166
‎誰的兒子?

584
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:46,666
‎我明白

585
00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:49,166
‎大教堂裡放百合花比較好看

586
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:52,958
‎山茶花是我的,他媽的馬上送過來

587
00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:59,708
‎我平常很隨和
‎但有時候我會整個氣到爆...

588
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:02,583
‎我知道一間很棒的花店,價格很便宜

589
00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:03,708
‎價格便宜...

590
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,875
‎亞歷珊德拉,妳怎麼了?

591
00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,416
‎妳的臉好紅,去吃藥

592
00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:11,541
‎我不希望妳感染病毒,毀了婚禮

593
00:33:17,916 --> 00:33:19,916
‎-你在做什麼?
‎-不是我

594
00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:25,833
‎妳親愛的婆婆

595
00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:27,625
‎很刁難妳嗎?

596
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:30,500
‎她對每個人都大吼大叫
‎當我是家具,把我推來推去

597
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,833
‎她之前還要我去整鼻子
‎只是會來不及癒合

598
00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:38,000
‎-那小克呢?
‎-還在杜拜

599
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,625
‎他應該回來陪著妳的

600
00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:41,000
‎他知道他媽媽有多在乎

601
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,625
‎既然一切都是她付錢...

602
00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:44,666
‎我可是付了婚紗的錢

603
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,666
‎喝一杯吧,孩子

604
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,375
‎但我成功爭取到我要的婚禮

605
00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:54,375
‎安靜、簡單、正常就好

606
00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:57,666
‎歐拉,妳到底是怎麼了?

607
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:02,791
‎妳應該開心得蹦蹦跳才對

608
00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,833
‎結果卻一臉擔心

609
00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,458
‎而且看起來很虛弱

610
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:08,041
‎有些人的愛情就是這樣

611
00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:09,666
‎胡說八道

612
00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,875
‎我結婚的時候啊...

613
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,458
‎外婆,妳那個並不是模範婚姻

614
00:34:14,458 --> 00:34:16,750
‎哪一段?跟史蒂芬的?

615
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:19,000
‎我們為彼此瘋狂

616
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,625
‎我不想聽

617
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:24,666
‎我們只有在肚子餓的時候才會下床

618
00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:26,708
‎我們之間充滿火花

619
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,750
‎火花啊!

620
00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:31,000
‎但現在最重要的是

621
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:35,291
‎妳最終要獲得幸福啊

622
00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:37,666
‎我很幸福,小克總是讓我的願望成真

623
00:34:37,666 --> 00:34:38,666
‎那有火花嗎?

624
00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:39,583
‎什麼?

625
00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:43,375
‎還問什麼,就是有沒有火花啊

626
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:48,916
‎哇,宮廷愛情其實還不錯耶

627
00:34:48,916 --> 00:34:51,458
‎動不動就三人行

628
00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:55,500
‎公主背叛國王,跟性感的騎士偷情

629
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,458
‎這樣才對嘛!

630
00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:00,125
‎以前在學校怎麼沒念這個?

631
00:35:00,125 --> 00:35:01,750
‎不管什麼事,你的重點

632
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,333
‎就只有一個
‎把一切都簡化到只剩下性

633
00:35:06,666 --> 00:35:07,500
‎聽著

634
00:35:08,083 --> 00:35:10,083
‎我知道你不需要我的建議

635
00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:11,416
‎但也許你需要?

636
00:35:24,625 --> 00:35:26,416
‎那件很適合萬聖節

637
00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:40,000
‎不好看

638
00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:48,041
‎這件看起來還不錯

639
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,500
‎不要駝背就好

640
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:53,916
‎姿勢很重要,展現你的態度

641
00:35:55,125 --> 00:35:56,333
‎什麼態度?

642
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:58,083
‎一派輕鬆

643
00:35:58,083 --> 00:35:59,458
‎展現自信

644
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,333
‎她必須知道一切由你做主

645
00:36:02,875 --> 00:36:04,583
‎我才不要做主

646
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,708
‎有時候我真的覺得你有點笨

647
00:36:10,791 --> 00:36:11,708
‎肢體語言

648
00:36:11,708 --> 00:36:13,666
‎好好運用,發出聲音和信號

649
00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,166
‎-好啦
‎-女孩子很喜歡

650
00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:17,291
‎好

651
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:20,125
‎我以你為榮

652
00:36:20,875 --> 00:36:22,541
‎現在你可以隨便撿了

653
00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:25,916
‎我說過了,我沒有要隨便撿

654
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:28,458
‎我愛克拉拉,我不會背叛她

655
00:36:28,458 --> 00:36:30,083
‎我不是要你背叛她

656
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:33,541
‎只是讓她有點嫉妒就好

657
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:36,125
‎這是一種強大的春藥,老兄

658
00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:37,166
‎你該感謝我

659
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:39,333
‎這是無價的知識,免費送你

660
00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:43,125
‎我要跟你說幾次?
‎我不需要你的愚蠢建議

661
00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,458
‎好了,說出來吧

662
00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:50,791
‎謝謝

663
00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:51,833
‎再一次

664
00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:53,500
‎-謝謝
‎-再一次

665
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,083
‎(綠枝花店)

666
00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:59,166
‎-妳好
‎-抱歉,我得去...

667
00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:00,083
‎妳好

668
00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:02,166
‎是你喔

669
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:04,083
‎我是說,先生,是你啊

670
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:05,041
‎對

671
00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:08,958
‎你看起來...

672
00:37:08,958 --> 00:37:12,125
‎先生,你看起來...很不一樣

673
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:16,291
‎我就只是做了一點小改造

674
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:20,125
‎你好像是從好萊塢電影裡走出來的

675
00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:23,291
‎好像布萊德彼特
‎或李奧納多主演的好萊塢電影

676
00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:26,041
‎妳是在取笑我嗎,小姐?

677
00:37:26,041 --> 00:37:29,666
‎不,我絕對不會取笑你

678
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,041
‎上次的事我很抱歉

679
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,375
‎我們可以永遠當朋友

680
00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:38,625
‎再一次

681
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:43,750
‎-雅奈克
‎-克拉拉

682
00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:46,500
‎雅奈克

683
00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:51,208
‎妳覺得目前世界的...

684
00:37:51,208 --> 00:37:52,958
‎狀況如何?

685
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:54,416
‎你是指什麼?

686
00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,375
‎目前的世界局勢

687
00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:01,541
‎非洲還是中東?

688
00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:04,333
‎就整體來說?

689
00:38:05,541 --> 00:38:07,583
‎整體來說,我很擔心

690
00:38:07,583 --> 00:38:08,541
‎擔心什麼?

691
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:11,666
‎只是整體來說

692
00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:14,208
‎以細節來說呢?

693
00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,250
‎以細節來說

694
00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:20,375
‎氣候危機、全球危機

695
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:24,041
‎熱帶雨林被摧毀、恐怖攻擊、疫情

696
00:38:24,041 --> 00:38:25,750
‎非洲的挨餓孩童

697
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:26,833
‎在伊索比亞的呢?

698
00:38:28,416 --> 00:38:29,416
‎在伊索比亞的也是

699
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,041
‎妳不能把全世界的問題都扛在肩上

700
00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:33,958
‎還是可以?

701
00:38:34,750 --> 00:38:36,916
‎小兔兔,是你嗎?你去哪裡了?

702
00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:38,958
‎你看起來好優雅帥氣

703
00:38:38,958 --> 00:38:40,375
‎-但是...
‎-我很想你

704
00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:46,833
‎-小姐,妳在做什麼?
‎-你不認得我嗎?

705
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,125
‎不認得,拜託別煩我,瘋婆子!

706
00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:51,125
‎-克拉拉!
‎-不好意思

707
00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:54,416
‎小姐,這個人在騷擾妳嗎?

708
00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:55,500
‎-什麼?
‎-沒有

709
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,416
‎-是她在騷擾...
‎-冷靜點

710
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:58,916
‎要我們教訓他嗎?

711
00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:02,291
‎我只是跟寶貝起了小口角
‎對吧,小兔子?

712
00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:03,208
‎什麼口角?

713
00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:16,166
‎出去!

714
00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:17,625
‎滾!

715
00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:19,125
‎怎麼了?

716
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:23,083
‎你僱用那個瘋女人
‎來羞辱我,讓我丟臉

717
00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:24,000
‎但是...

718
00:39:25,625 --> 00:39:27,250
‎到底發生了什麼事?

719
00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:28,208
‎克拉拉

720
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,125
‎她...

721
00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:30,541
‎她跑走了

722
00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:33,083
‎-她在哭
‎-她哭了?

723
00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,666
‎-應該吧
‎-很好

724
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:36,625
‎這表示她在乎你

725
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,708
‎你真是瘋了

726
00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:39,750
‎別激動

727
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:42,583
‎-一切都按計畫進行
‎-什麼計畫?

728
00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:46,791
‎自古以來,戀人克服萬難
‎就是天經地義的事

729
00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:50,166
‎這兩個人、哈姆雷特和歐菲莉亞
‎羅密歐與茱麗葉

730
00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:53,375
‎如果想獲得幸福快樂的結局
‎就必須先經歷一番寒徹骨

731
00:39:53,916 --> 00:39:57,750
‎什麼幸福快樂的結局?
‎他們全都死了,你這個笨蛋!

732
00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:02,625
‎相信我

733
00:40:20,958 --> 00:40:22,958
‎這是我設計的,很漂亮吧?

734
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:23,916
‎美極了

735
00:40:23,916 --> 00:40:25,750
‎-我得回家一趟
‎-絕對不行

736
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:26,708
‎我說真的

737
00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,583
‎亞歷珊德拉,我有要求很多嗎?

738
00:40:28,583 --> 00:40:29,583
‎我是只要妳的...

739
00:40:30,125 --> 00:40:32,750
‎一點支持,就這樣

740
00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,583
‎-我本來就不想這樣,我只想要簡單...
‎-簡單的?

741
00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:37,625
‎大家會怎麼說?反對黨呢?

742
00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:40,416
‎他們會說我老公
‎沒有遵循最重要的傳統價值

743
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:42,875
‎每個女孩都夢想著童話般的婚禮

744
00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:43,875
‎可以聽我解釋嗎?

745
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:45,083
‎我正在說話

746
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,000
‎還有妳...

747
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:49,208
‎別忘了妳要加入我們的家

748
00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:52,000
‎我們的家庭

749
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:55,500
‎這伴隨著責任感
‎我丈夫很快就會當上總統

750
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,916
‎太好了,不好意思,借過!

751
00:40:57,916 --> 00:40:59,375
‎還愣在那裡做什麼?

752
00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,791
‎把她帶回來

753
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:04,666
‎你還站在那裡幹嘛?拍蛋糕嗎?

754
00:41:04,666 --> 00:41:06,458
‎好,我們重新開始

755
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,833
‎等等

756
00:41:15,166 --> 00:41:17,333
‎妳這樣不適合開車,我載妳吧

757
00:41:32,041 --> 00:41:34,916
‎-人生中最大的合約如何?
‎-不值得

758
00:41:34,916 --> 00:41:37,791
‎-我看完了《崔斯坦與伊索德》
‎-看完了?

759
00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:39,083
‎-對
‎-有什麼想法嗎?

760
00:41:39,083 --> 00:41:40,500
‎那是個很有趣的故事

761
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,375
‎她被迫嫁給國王,愛上了崔斯坦

762
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,958
‎最後跟他共度一生

763
00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:46,958
‎我倒著都會背,不必給我摘要

764
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,166
‎你有任何心得嗎?

765
00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:50,541
‎妳們真的好慘

766
00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:52,375
‎我是指女人

767
00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:55,416
‎因為經濟考量,被迫嫁給不愛的人

768
00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:57,958
‎你覺得我這個可憐的孤兒
‎釣到了一個白馬王子?

769
00:41:57,958 --> 00:41:59,416
‎為了他的錢和地位?

770
00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:03,916
‎不,我只是說,如果妳要去殺惡龍
‎我願意當妳的崔斯坦

771
00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:05,125
‎謝謝,但是不用了

772
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:08,250
‎這其實很酷吧?

773
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:12,500
‎結婚之後,把初夜獻給老公

774
00:42:13,416 --> 00:42:15,625
‎然後忙著跟其他人“交流”

775
00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:17,750
‎-你真噁心
‎-書就是這樣寫的

776
00:42:17,750 --> 00:42:19,625
‎好了,別再自掘墳墓了

777
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,458
‎外婆,妳還好嗎?

778
00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:28,458
‎布洛內克打電話給我,說妳不接電話

779
00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:29,458
‎布洛內克?

780
00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:30,625
‎他太大驚小怪了

781
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:33,916
‎固執得跟牛一樣,也不去看醫生

782
00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:36,250
‎我跟他分手了

783
00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:39,458
‎-妳好
‎-你好

784
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:41,458
‎這是湯美克,他在拍幕後花絮

785
00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:43,000
‎什麼意思?

786
00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,416
‎就是關於拍電影的電影

787
00:42:46,583 --> 00:42:47,958
‎謝謝,你可以走了

788
00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:51,500
‎歐拉,請妳去泡一點茶

789
00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:58,041
‎還有你,孩子,去拿蛋糕和盤子

790
00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:13,625
‎然後她婆婆說

791
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:16,916
‎辦吝嗇的小婚禮
‎會整個降低他們的格調

792
00:43:17,791 --> 00:43:20,083
‎那就整個降低吧

793
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:23,041
‎真是個好孩子

794
00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:26,833
‎你有什麼缺點嗎?

795
00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,541
‎聊得真開心
‎但可惜你得走了,湯美克

796
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:31,125
‎我有很多缺點

797
00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:34,875
‎貪吃、沒禮貌,不好意思

798
00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:40,291
‎懶惰、粗心、不可靠

799
00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:42,958
‎三分鐘熱度、對女人沒轍

800
00:43:42,958 --> 00:43:44,166
‎情緒不穩定

801
00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:45,833
‎我可以從A講到Z

802
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:52,333
‎跟妳過世的外公
‎簡直一個模子刻出來的,歐拉

803
00:43:53,041 --> 00:43:53,958
‎浪子

804
00:43:53,958 --> 00:43:55,583
‎但我相信愛情

805
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:57,791
‎什麼意思?

806
00:43:57,791 --> 00:43:58,916
‎外婆,別聽他的

807
00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:03,375
‎我相信愛情可以改變一個人

808
00:44:04,791 --> 00:44:05,750
‎相愛的時候

809
00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:08,250
‎會讓彼此變得更好

810
00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:13,750
‎周遭的世界也會因此變得更好

811
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:17,791
‎孩子,把這句寫下來

812
00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:19,500
‎好有詩意

813
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,625
‎再來一塊?

814
00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:26,416
‎妳不吃的話,我吃掉囉

815
00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,416
‎好吃

816
00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:31,333
‎天啊,不好意思

817
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:34,875
‎-喂?
‎-你在哪裡?

818
00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:36,208
‎派希氣炸了

819
00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:37,708
‎他是個浪子

820
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:40,666
‎但眼神看得出他很溫柔

821
00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:42,708
‎妳在說什麼?

822
00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:44,708
‎他看妳的眼神

823
00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:45,625
‎什麼眼神?

824
00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:47,500
‎有火花的眼神!

825
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:48,791
‎外婆!

826
00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:50,000
‎別那樣喊我

827
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,500
‎有火花就是有火花

828
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:18,166
‎-小偷!
‎-待在這裡

829
00:45:23,791 --> 00:45:25,208
‎-是你?
‎-不然呢?

830
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:26,291
‎你怎麼能這樣?

831
00:45:27,333 --> 00:45:28,375
‎你到底在想什麼?

832
00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:30,083
‎你必須推命運一把

833
00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:32,291
‎-你是小偷
‎-那就去告發我

834
00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:35,416
‎-為什麼沒先告訴我?
‎-我想讓你看起來自然一點

835
00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:37,666
‎-而你做到了,給你
‎-你真是...

836
00:45:38,791 --> 00:45:40,375
‎-這是怎麼回事?
‎-是他!

837
00:45:40,375 --> 00:45:41,958
‎兩位,你們是...

838
00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:43,500
‎不是我!

839
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:45,250
‎非常好,就是這樣

840
00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:46,541
‎警察先生,不是他

841
00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:48,708
‎不!小偷不是他!

842
00:45:48,708 --> 00:45:50,250
‎我說真的,不是他!

843
00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:51,708
‎-天啊
‎-不是他

844
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,041
‎會痛嗎?

845
00:46:06,791 --> 00:46:07,625
‎很痛嗎?

846
00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:08,583
‎完全不會

847
00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:16,000
‎可以嗎?

848
00:46:27,416 --> 00:46:29,416
‎我很喜歡妳,妳知道嗎?

849
00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:30,750
‎我也喜歡你

850
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:32,250
‎所以我們不能在一起

851
00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:33,208
‎什麼?

852
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,791
‎對,我不想要良心不安

853
00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:37,291
‎妳到底在...

854
00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:40,333
‎我有個詛咒

855
00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:42,250
‎我的每一任男友...

856
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:45,125
‎一個機車車禍過世

857
00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:47,208
‎下一個去亞洲徒步旅行後失蹤

858
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:50,166
‎第三個原本事業很成功
‎結果突然破產了

859
00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:51,583
‎所以我才會穿得...

860
00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:54,583
‎我穿寬鬆的衣服和連身褲
‎就為了當個隱形人

861
00:46:54,583 --> 00:46:56,375
‎因為我怕會帶給別人...

862
00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:04,500
‎好

863
00:47:07,208 --> 00:47:09,416
‎-我不想操之過急
‎-我懂

864
00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:13,750
‎好,漸近線可以等

865
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:17,708
‎對,可以再等等
‎妳準備好再做也不遲

866
00:47:20,083 --> 00:47:20,916
‎謝謝

867
00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:25,958
‎你真...

868
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:30,708
‎-真...
‎-什麼?

869
00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:34,791
‎-像貓咪一樣
‎-可是...

870
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:36,875
‎不,別再唉了

871
00:47:59,208 --> 00:48:00,333
‎我忘了帶鑰匙

872
00:48:00,875 --> 00:48:03,291
‎-你看起來心情很好
‎-這個嘛...

873
00:48:03,291 --> 00:48:04,208
‎不...

874
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:05,166
‎不會吧

875
00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:06,583
‎真的嗎?

876
00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:10,541
‎你把莖插進她的花蕾了嗎?

877
00:48:11,083 --> 00:48:13,083
‎-你真可悲
‎-但我是對的

878
00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:15,541
‎共同的創傷會讓人凝聚在一起

879
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:18,083
‎-但那是假的
‎-但你當時不知道

880
00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:19,166
‎現在我知道了

881
00:48:20,625 --> 00:48:22,875
‎還有我不幹了,我不要再拍花絮了

882
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:25,500
‎託我的福
‎你才幾天的時間就摘到鮮花

883
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:28,750
‎-現在卻要拋棄我?
‎-你配不上歐拉

884
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:32,166
‎你只是為了好玩就破壞她的人生
‎我不會讓你這麼做

885
00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:34,625
‎我們說好了,你答應過要幫我

886
00:48:34,625 --> 00:48:36,291
‎因為我想快點擺脫你

887
00:48:36,291 --> 00:48:37,916
‎不,你不能拋棄我

888
00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:40,541
‎你有資格說這句嗎?

889
00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:42,541
‎逃跑大王

890
00:48:42,541 --> 00:48:44,666
‎-你在說什麼?
‎-你清楚得很

891
00:48:45,666 --> 00:48:46,916
‎媽媽去世時,你在哪裡?

892
00:48:50,875 --> 00:48:52,000
‎我在念書

893
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,958
‎念書?

894
00:48:53,958 --> 00:48:55,375
‎那就是你所謂的念書?

895
00:48:56,125 --> 00:48:58,041
‎派對和把妹,你只在乎兩件事

896
00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:02,708
‎不是這樣的

897
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:08,083
‎-你不能離開我
‎-我可以

898
00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:11,416
‎不行!

899
00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:14,125
‎-可以
‎-不行!

900
00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:15,666
‎-可以!
‎-不行!

901
00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:02,666
‎你們知道我是誰嗎?

902
00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:04,916
‎史麥拉

903
00:50:05,791 --> 00:50:07,208
‎史麥拉先生

904
00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:10,791
‎-最大的波蘭...
‎-波蘭黑幫老大

905
00:50:10,791 --> 00:50:11,708
‎別傻了

906
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:13,916
‎喬奇

907
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:18,208
‎喬奇是個很爛的扒手

908
00:50:19,083 --> 00:50:21,166
‎但他有五星級飯店的廚藝

909
00:50:22,541 --> 00:50:23,916
‎坐下吧

910
00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:25,500
‎喬奇,你今天準備了什麼?

911
00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:28,166
‎別擔心,史麥拉先生,你會喜歡的

912
00:50:28,166 --> 00:50:29,875
‎烤龍蝦佐法式伯那西醬

913
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:33,333
‎龍蝦當早餐,太棒了

914
00:50:33,916 --> 00:50:35,333
‎扯開爪子

915
00:50:35,833 --> 00:50:36,666
‎好好享用

916
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,083
‎我就直說了

917
00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,416
‎我本來要假釋出獄

918
00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:44,541
‎卻被柯賽斯奇壞了事

919
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,625
‎他要對我展開新的調查

920
00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:50,875
‎有意思,但是跟我們有什麼關係?

921
00:50:50,875 --> 00:50:54,083
‎我人或許在這裡,但我到處都有眼線

922
00:50:55,625 --> 00:50:57,000
‎那...

923
00:50:57,666 --> 00:50:58,541
‎你看到什麼?

924
00:50:58,541 --> 00:50:59,875
‎-你
‎-我?

925
00:50:59,875 --> 00:51:01,708
‎華沙花心男

926
00:51:01,708 --> 00:51:03,083
‎我還看到事情的發展

927
00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:04,791
‎發展得如何?

928
00:51:04,791 --> 00:51:06,125
‎很糟!

929
00:51:08,916 --> 00:51:12,833
‎如果柯賽斯奇二世
‎沒有成功在後天結婚,我就...

930
00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:15,500
‎完蛋了!

931
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,583
‎然後你們也...

932
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:18,500
‎完蛋了

933
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,750
‎比聖誕夜吃的烤鯉魚還要慘

934
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,958
‎首先,我會傷害你們的親人

935
00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:24,416
‎但我們是孤兒

936
00:51:24,416 --> 00:51:25,375
‎花店的女孩呢?

937
00:51:27,583 --> 00:51:29,458
‎我就只是買仙人掌...

938
00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:30,958
‎等等,等一下

939
00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:34,750
‎我不懂,我們從頭開始

940
00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:37,833
‎柯賽斯奇總是掛在嘴上的是什麼?

941
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:39,083
‎死刑

942
00:51:39,083 --> 00:51:40,666
‎他對此很執著

943
00:51:40,666 --> 00:51:44,500
‎死刑是第二名,他最常講的是...

944
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:45,416
‎家庭

945
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:49,041
‎我跟他成為一家人之後
‎他就不得不取消調查

946
00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,208
‎懂嗎?

947
00:52:03,208 --> 00:52:04,666
‎歐拉是我的親生骨肉

948
00:52:05,166 --> 00:52:06,833
‎柯賽斯奇沒有查到?

949
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,250
‎他查得很仔細

950
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,583
‎但我很久以前就把紀錄刪乾淨了

951
00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:14,958
‎所以歐拉
‎和柯賽斯奇二世的婚禮是假的?

952
00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:18,041
‎你覺得我有這麼混蛋
‎會拿孩子的幸福去談條件嗎?

953
00:52:18,041 --> 00:52:19,666
‎不,我沒這樣想

954
00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,583
‎所以不能拍花絮了?

955
00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:25,416
‎正好相反

956
00:52:25,916 --> 00:52:31,166
‎你繼續完成你的工作
‎我等不及要看這個紀念品了

957
00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:33,541
‎吃吧,他媽的全吞光

958
00:52:51,125 --> 00:52:52,708
‎你甩了很多女孩嗎?

959
00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:54,791
‎不少

960
00:52:55,333 --> 00:52:58,041
‎但我相信她們現在過得更開心

961
00:52:58,041 --> 00:52:58,958
‎為何這麼問?

962
00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:03,750
‎因為這是我第一次想當你這樣的混蛋

963
00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:06,750
‎華沙花心男

964
00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:19,875
‎-嘿,寶貝
‎-嗨

965
00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:20,791
‎吃飽沒?

966
00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:25,333
‎想進來嗎?

967
00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:28,583
‎不了

968
00:53:30,500 --> 00:53:32,541
‎我在市區約了個女生

969
00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:36,208
‎我的意思是,我對妳沒性趣了

970
00:53:36,208 --> 00:53:38,083
‎你是嗑藥了還是吃錯藥?

971
00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:39,000
‎什麼?

972
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,916
‎不,但我要...

973
00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:45,958
‎不是妳的問題,別那樣看我
‎是我的問題,我需要空間和...

974
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:52,083
‎我們相處起來很輕鬆
‎有開心、有激情之類的

975
00:53:53,208 --> 00:53:54,791
‎但我們沒有承諾過彼此什麼

976
00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:57,541
‎別哭,好嗎?

977
00:53:58,916 --> 00:54:00,541
‎有開心、有激情之類的?

978
00:54:02,041 --> 00:54:02,958
‎我不懂

979
00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:06,458
‎昨天你說你喜歡我,今天又...

980
00:54:06,458 --> 00:54:08,458
‎今天是今天,這就是人生,寶貝

981
00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:11,875
‎天下無不散的筵席,對吧?

982
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,083
‎好吧,那就...

983
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:14,625
‎再見

984
00:54:57,333 --> 00:54:58,333
‎-好...
‎-還有這個

985
00:54:58,916 --> 00:55:00,833
‎在這裡簽名,我們就可以開始了

986
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:02,041
‎這是什麼?

987
00:55:02,041 --> 00:55:04,583
‎合約附錄,最終剪輯的影片是我們的

988
00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:05,958
‎好

989
00:55:07,333 --> 00:55:11,291
‎小克,你能拍拍麥克風
‎確認語音同步嗎?

990
00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:12,583
‎-我?
‎-對

991
00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:16,125
‎等一下,好

992
00:55:17,083 --> 00:55:17,916
‎拍一下

993
00:55:19,208 --> 00:55:20,666
‎抱歉,再一次

994
00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:24,458
‎好了

995
00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:28,041
‎你們認識多久了?

996
00:55:28,041 --> 00:55:29,083
‎一年多

997
00:55:29,083 --> 00:55:31,750
‎一年兩個月五天

998
00:55:31,750 --> 00:55:32,875
‎又八小時

999
00:55:33,375 --> 00:55:35,000
‎我們是一見鍾情

1000
00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:39,125
‎哇,好棒,我以為那只發生在電影裡

1001
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:41,541
‎如你所見
‎人生自己會譜出最美好的故事

1002
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:43,125
‎那...

1003
00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:44,750
‎好,你們在哪裡認識的?

1004
00:55:45,791 --> 00:55:46,750
‎在婚禮上

1005
00:55:47,666 --> 00:55:49,666
‎歐拉的女生朋友和我朋友

1006
00:55:49,666 --> 00:55:51,041
‎在婚禮上,懂嗎?

1007
00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:52,708
‎那是個預兆

1008
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:54,958
‎什麼預兆?

1009
00:55:56,833 --> 00:55:58,166
‎上天給我們的

1010
00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:00,083
‎我們是天生一對

1011
00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:03,041
‎哇,真是太浪漫了

1012
00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:05,333
‎歐拉,那妳的看法是什麼?

1013
00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:06,250
‎跟他一樣

1014
00:56:07,541 --> 00:56:09,166
‎你真的很幸運,小克

1015
00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:10,916
‎你根本毫不費力就得到她

1016
00:56:12,916 --> 00:56:15,541
‎你們對婚姻制度有什麼看法?

1017
00:56:15,541 --> 00:56:20,875
‎婚姻當然是男女之間透過宗教的連結

1018
00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:23,875
‎透過宗教聖事來見證他們的愛情

1019
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:26,875
‎歐拉,對妳來說呢?

1020
00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,791
‎一段邁向未知的浪漫旅程

1021
00:56:29,791 --> 00:56:31,833
‎旅程,說得好

1022
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,083
‎就像哥倫布的航程

1023
00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:34,583
‎-沒錯
‎-對

1024
00:56:34,583 --> 00:56:37,666
‎妳是哥倫布,而我是妳想掠奪的美國

1025
00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:40,708
‎抱歉,這不是我...

1026
00:56:41,541 --> 00:56:44,000
‎只有我覺得這些問題很蠢嗎?

1027
00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:45,583
‎觀眾想知道

1028
00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:47,416
‎不好意思,什麼觀眾?

1029
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:48,916
‎例如...

1030
00:56:48,916 --> 00:56:49,958
‎他們的孩子

1031
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:52,958
‎他們會想看看父母親是怎麼認識的

1032
00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:53,875
‎說到這個

1033
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:58,541
‎說到孩子,我想你們應該想生吧

1034
00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:01,416
‎你們有戴套嗎?

1035
00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:03,583
‎你很低級,我不喜歡

1036
00:57:03,583 --> 00:57:04,500
‎這鬧劇到此為止

1037
00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,541
‎-好
‎-結束

1038
00:57:05,541 --> 00:57:07,416
‎-再問一個問題就好
‎-什麼?

1039
00:57:16,875 --> 00:57:19,250
‎我們知道你們的關係是怎麼開始的...

1040
00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:21,791
‎但你們的第一次在哪裡?

1041
00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:25,166
‎-婚前性行為是一種罪過
‎-沒錯

1042
00:57:27,375 --> 00:57:28,791
‎你們還沒做過嗎?

1043
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,250
‎沒有

1044
00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,208
‎-好了嗎?
‎-好了

1045
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:38,333
‎部長來了

1046
00:57:39,083 --> 00:57:39,916
‎太好了

1047
00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:49,208
‎部長,您的演講

1048
00:57:49,208 --> 00:57:51,916
‎-國會的?
‎-不,小克婚禮的

1049
00:57:55,375 --> 00:57:58,083
‎親愛的,這些是電影製作人

1050
00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,583
‎拿去,拜託...

1051
00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:01,375
‎就一個小問題就好

1052
00:58:01,375 --> 00:58:05,125
‎你對長子的婚姻有什麼期望?

1053
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:06,833
‎婚姻

1054
00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:11,375
‎首先,我們要定義它是什麼

1055
00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:17,291
‎這是男女之間的神聖結合

1056
00:58:17,291 --> 00:58:19,750
‎當然,這也是家族的根基

1057
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:22,750
‎而家族孕育了...

1058
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:26,833
‎-你的衣服上有一根線
‎-你可以早點說的

1059
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:28,416
‎-麻煩處理一下
‎-好

1060
00:58:28,416 --> 00:58:30,333
‎-你明明就看到了
‎-沒關係,放輕鬆

1061
00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:32,666
‎對不起,部長

1062
00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:35,958
‎婚姻是家庭的基礎

1063
00:58:35,958 --> 00:58:37,541
‎而家族孕育了

1064
00:58:37,541 --> 00:58:41,541
‎我們的祖先努力奮鬥
‎所保留下來的神聖價值與傳統

1065
00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:43,208
‎好讓我們過上自由的生活

1066
00:58:43,208 --> 00:58:49,333
‎並且繼續繁衍後代
‎為祖國的繁榮富強貢獻力量

1067
00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:52,500
‎所以我當總統後的第一件事

1068
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,291
‎就是推動以家庭為導向的政策

1069
00:58:58,916 --> 00:59:00,125
‎好

1070
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,958
‎下午5點,我們會歡迎貴賓

1071
00:59:06,125 --> 00:59:10,583
‎感謝你們大駕光臨

1072
00:59:10,583 --> 00:59:12,125
‎動作快一點

1073
00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:17,291
‎感謝你們大駕光臨

1074
00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:22,000
‎感謝你們大駕光臨

1075
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,416
‎您說得太好了!

1076
00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:25,416
‎很好,繼續說,我們繼續吧

1077
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,708
‎好,大家都坐下

1078
00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:33,916
‎現在是下午6點03分

1079
00:59:33,916 --> 00:59:35,583
‎新郎父親的演講

1080
00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:38,833
‎-有一句話很重要...
‎-好...

1081
00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:40,833
‎真是繞梁三日不絕於耳

1082
00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:42,666
‎我們整個感動落淚

1083
00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:44,833
‎大家都熱淚盈眶

1084
00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:47,208
‎繼續哭,再努力一點

1085
00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,458
‎-我說了什麼好笑的話嗎?
‎-沒有

1086
00:59:49,458 --> 00:59:51,541
‎-那妳在笑什麼?
‎-沒事

1087
00:59:51,541 --> 00:59:52,583
‎妳最近有點...

1088
00:59:53,875 --> 00:59:54,875
‎分心

1089
00:59:54,875 --> 00:59:56,000
‎對不起

1090
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,500
‎好,部長的演講已經結束

1091
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,166
‎現在...

1092
01:00:01,166 --> 01:00:02,500
‎掌聲鼓勵!

1093
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,500
‎-鼓掌啊!
‎-這叫做掌聲嗎?

1094
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,500
‎-用力一點!
‎-起立鼓掌

1095
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:10,291
‎-再來!
‎-拍手!

1096
01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:17,375
‎柯賽斯奇當選總統!

1097
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,666
‎謝謝大家

1098
01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:33,666
‎我向你們保證
‎我會捍衛波蘭家庭的傳統價值

1099
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,916
‎我們不會讓敵人破壞波蘭

1100
01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:39,583
‎和我們的傳統價值

1101
01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:41,333
‎別丟人了,這是彩排而已

1102
01:00:41,333 --> 01:00:42,750
‎-什麼?
‎-這只是彩排而已

1103
01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:44,083
‎你要去哪裡?

1104
01:00:45,333 --> 01:00:48,791
‎我們要開始練習婚禮上要玩的遊戲了

1105
01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:51,875
‎-我有個政府會議
‎-管他的政府

1106
01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:55,458
‎讓人民覺得你很親民
‎你的得票數整個會飆漲

1107
01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:58,708
‎妳說了算,親愛的

1108
01:00:59,458 --> 01:01:00,791
‎別弄亂我的頭髮

1109
01:01:18,750 --> 01:01:21,666
‎不,停...這樣不對

1110
01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:25,083
‎-你有什麼問題?
‎-我們可是身在波蘭,我們的祖國

1111
01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:27,750
‎我們不能聽外國歌跳舞

1112
01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:29,750
‎這就對了,好啊

1113
01:02:12,583 --> 01:02:14,833
‎柯賽斯奇當選總統!

1114
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,583
‎他又贏了

1115
01:02:16,583 --> 01:02:18,875
‎他根本把那張椅子當成總統寶座在爭

1116
01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:02,041
‎一、二

1117
01:03:02,791 --> 01:03:06,083
‎現在來到今晚最美的時刻

1118
01:03:06,666 --> 01:03:11,000
‎我隆重介紹新婚夫婦
‎克里斯廷和亞歷珊德拉

1119
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,416
‎可惜克里斯廷不在這裡

1120
01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:16,583
‎他正在增加國內生產總值,湯瑪斯?

1121
01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:19,333
‎-你能代替他嗎?
‎-我?

1122
01:03:19,333 --> 01:03:20,750
‎如果你不介意的話

1123
01:03:21,375 --> 01:03:23,541
‎我絕對比不上他

1124
01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:25,333
‎那還用說嗎?

1125
01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:27,125
‎但這只是排練

1126
01:03:27,125 --> 01:03:28,125
‎好吧

1127
01:03:29,125 --> 01:03:30,041
‎拿著

1128
01:03:31,916 --> 01:03:34,125
‎-現在要怎樣?
‎-沒怎樣,站到那裡

1129
01:03:49,916 --> 01:03:51,333
‎這是妳自找的

1130
01:04:04,916 --> 01:04:07,791
‎-你非得這樣拍她的馬屁嗎?
‎-妳在吃醋嗎?

1131
01:04:08,416 --> 01:04:10,291
‎-你很樂在其中嗎?
‎-什麼?

1132
01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:11,708
‎樂於當混蛋

1133
01:04:12,208 --> 01:04:14,166
‎當混蛋是我的專長

1134
01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:25,416
‎夠了,停下來

1135
01:04:35,041 --> 01:04:37,833
‎來吧,替單身派對熱身

1136
01:05:04,708 --> 01:05:05,833
‎這是什麼?

1137
01:05:11,916 --> 01:05:14,791
‎住手,停下來,馬上關掉!

1138
01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:17,375
‎休息!

1139
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,708
‎整個該休息了

1140
01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:21,125
‎你們沒看到剛剛發生的事

1141
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:22,583
‎你們什麼都沒看到

1142
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:24,750
‎立刻忘得一乾二淨

1143
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,041
‎妳婆婆在監視我

1144
01:05:50,458 --> 01:05:52,666
‎好吧,看來我被開除了

1145
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:06,666
‎要喝一杯嗎?

1146
01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:08,291
‎不用了,謝謝

1147
01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:10,875
‎我會把影片編輯好

1148
01:06:10,875 --> 01:06:13,375
‎你能先幫我把拉鍊拉下來嗎?

1149
01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:16,708
‎我想躺下,但是...

1150
01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:19,125
‎我不想把洋裝弄皺

1151
01:06:21,833 --> 01:06:23,500
‎我還是打電話請別人來好了

1152
01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:26,166
‎來幫我脫衣服?

1153
01:06:29,333 --> 01:06:30,208
‎好吧

1154
01:06:33,291 --> 01:06:34,125
‎謝謝

1155
01:06:36,791 --> 01:06:38,500
‎看吧?我不會咬人

1156
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:40,291
‎你要去哪裡?

1157
01:06:40,791 --> 01:06:43,583
‎妳說妳累了,我不想打擾妳

1158
01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:45,458
‎我可以再請你幫個忙嗎?

1159
01:06:45,458 --> 01:06:46,500
‎什麼忙?

1160
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:47,958
‎按摩我的肩頸

1161
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:50,083
‎我好緊繃

1162
01:06:50,083 --> 01:06:52,791
‎但我不是按摩師

1163
01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:54,750
‎你有什麼問題?

1164
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:56,958
‎我只是想請你幫個小忙

1165
01:06:57,750 --> 01:06:58,583
‎好吧

1166
01:06:59,708 --> 01:07:01,916
‎你不會覺得我在勾引你吧?

1167
01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:02,833
‎我沒有這樣想

1168
01:07:04,208 --> 01:07:06,375
‎我不會這樣對我丈夫

1169
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:09,583
‎他要是知道,會先閹了你

1170
01:07:10,083 --> 01:07:11,708
‎然後他還會...

1171
01:07:14,916 --> 01:07:15,875
‎謝謝

1172
01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:18,625
‎你應該要當按摩師的

1173
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:23,958
‎可以幫我倒一杯嗎?

1174
01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:28,666
‎幹

1175
01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:48,166
‎什麼?

1176
01:07:48,666 --> 01:07:50,083
‎派希,別這樣

1177
01:07:50,083 --> 01:07:52,208
‎你說你從小就幻想這一幕

1178
01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:53,750
‎-對
‎-難道你說謊?

1179
01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:55,791
‎-沒有
‎-為了得到工作機會?

1180
01:07:55,791 --> 01:07:57,708
‎-不
‎-當然不是

1181
01:07:58,458 --> 01:07:59,458
‎你想要我嗎?

1182
01:07:59,458 --> 01:08:00,750
‎想...

1183
01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:03,166
‎-從你的眼神就看得出來
‎-當然

1184
01:08:04,291 --> 01:08:06,041
‎你怕你駕馭不了我?

1185
01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:07,208
‎不是...

1186
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:10,333
‎我保證我會好好體貼你

1187
01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:14,375
‎但妳丈夫呢?他會把我閹了

1188
01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:16,458
‎他根本不在乎

1189
01:08:17,125 --> 01:08:20,500
‎他只有想到總統寶座時才硬得起來

1190
01:08:22,916 --> 01:08:29,833
‎派希女神會讓你的夢想成真

1191
01:08:29,833 --> 01:08:34,458
‎寶貝,我會讓你好好見識一下

1192
01:08:34,458 --> 01:08:36,708
‎你根本沒有想像過的東西

1193
01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:46,166
‎是,主席?

1194
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,750
‎沒問題,主席

1195
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:53,625
‎我不在乎這些法學教授

1196
01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:56,250
‎任何人身上都可以找到污點

1197
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,791
‎主席,我隨時為您效勞

1198
01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:02,250
‎白痴

1199
01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:03,750
‎我先來

1200
01:09:05,791 --> 01:09:06,708
‎很好

1201
01:09:07,291 --> 01:09:09,583
‎-好啊
‎-我會激起妳的慾望

1202
01:09:11,500 --> 01:09:13,083
‎你要去哪裡?

1203
01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,000
‎寶貝,你要去哪裡?

1204
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,750
‎我會激起妳的慾望,讓我先...

1205
01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:39,541
‎我老婆呢?在她房裡?

1206
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:42,083
‎你不會說波蘭語?

1207
01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:43,291
‎該死的移民

1208
01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:54,583
‎我好燙...

1209
01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:57,083
‎-我燒起來了?
‎-對...

1210
01:09:57,583 --> 01:09:58,666
‎失火了!

1211
01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:19,916
‎各位,不要!

1212
01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:24,166
‎好,聽著,嘿,再一杯!

1213
01:10:24,166 --> 01:10:26,125
‎-有相機嗎?
‎-來吧,喝!

1214
01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:27,916
‎-自然一點
‎-很好

1215
01:10:27,916 --> 01:10:31,291
‎各位,我們來敬小克!

1216
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:39,791
‎-親一個!
‎-親一個!

1217
01:10:41,333 --> 01:10:43,333
‎聽著,是...閉嘴!

1218
01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:45,166
‎-好,乾杯
‎-敬歐拉!

1219
01:10:45,166 --> 01:10:46,458
‎沒錯,敬歐拉!

1220
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:52,875
‎我們應該送她一樣舊的東西
‎聽說可以帶來好運

1221
01:10:52,875 --> 01:10:56,833
‎-當然好,送項鍊吧
‎-項鍊跟她的婚紗搭嗎?

1222
01:10:56,833 --> 01:10:58,083
‎可以,或是戒指

1223
01:11:03,208 --> 01:11:06,333
‎-妳覺得...
‎-她一定超美

1224
01:11:07,416 --> 01:11:09,625
‎-她剛好打來
‎-別說溜嘴

1225
01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:11,500
‎嗨

1226
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:13,458
‎嘿,妳們不用等我

1227
01:11:13,458 --> 01:11:15,250
‎抱歉,我外婆不舒服

1228
01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:17,291
‎玩得開心點,一切都付清了

1229
01:11:17,291 --> 01:11:18,541
‎歐拉,怎麼了?

1230
01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:19,583
‎沒事

1231
01:11:26,583 --> 01:11:28,500
‎-妳怎麼會在這裡?
‎-回去陪你的朋友

1232
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:31,958
‎-這件事到此為止
‎-媽,我真的很喜歡她

1233
01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:37,125
‎-兒子,現在不能反悔
‎-我不能這樣對她,妳不懂嗎?

1234
01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:38,666
‎別這麼娘!

1235
01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:40,541
‎事關重大,你別忘了

1236
01:11:41,291 --> 01:11:44,083
‎三天後,你爸就會當上總統

1237
01:11:48,166 --> 01:11:50,125
‎你來了,快進來

1238
01:11:50,125 --> 01:11:51,708
‎-沒事吧?
‎-對

1239
01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:55,125
‎-歐拉打電話說...
‎-歐拉不太舒服

1240
01:11:55,125 --> 01:11:57,958
‎今晚是她的單身派對

1241
01:11:58,625 --> 01:12:01,083
‎她卻一個人窩起來

1242
01:12:01,083 --> 01:12:02,541
‎拜託

1243
01:12:03,208 --> 01:12:04,458
‎幫幫她

1244
01:12:06,416 --> 01:12:07,416
‎我要去...

1245
01:12:09,041 --> 01:12:10,750
‎看布洛內克

1246
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:13,583
‎再見,快去吧

1247
01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:15,750
‎真是的,快點去!

1248
01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:28,583
‎妳在哭嗎?

1249
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:33,416
‎我才沒有

1250
01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:36,416
‎而且我沒有邀請你

1251
01:12:36,416 --> 01:12:38,416
‎-妳幹嘛跟他結婚?
‎-沒有為什麼

1252
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:42,125
‎因為他讓我覺得安全
‎而且接受全部的我

1253
01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:44,416
‎-就這樣?
‎-這樣還不夠嗎?

1254
01:12:45,583 --> 01:12:47,250
‎妳忘了最重要的事

1255
01:12:48,833 --> 01:12:49,916
‎妳沒說妳愛他

1256
01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:53,375
‎這是廢話啊

1257
01:12:54,125 --> 01:12:55,125
‎你走吧

1258
01:12:56,083 --> 01:12:56,916
‎所以呢?

1259
01:12:57,541 --> 01:12:58,416
‎結束了?

1260
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:00,333
‎天下無不散的筵席

1261
01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:07,083
‎所以轟轟烈烈的愛情到此為止了?

1262
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:10,750
‎不然你覺得會怎樣?

1263
01:13:13,416 --> 01:13:15,208
‎我覺得妳會離開那個混蛋

1264
01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:16,875
‎然後愛上我

1265
01:13:19,416 --> 01:13:20,250
‎不會的

1266
01:13:21,583 --> 01:13:22,416
‎你該走了

1267
01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:55,375
‎你訂的阿根廷翁寶屬仙人掌

1268
01:15:57,500 --> 01:15:58,375
‎謝謝

1269
01:16:11,666 --> 01:16:13,166
‎你跟別人一起住嗎?

1270
01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:15,500
‎我哥哥

1271
01:16:16,875 --> 01:16:18,583
‎我不知道你有哥哥

1272
01:16:18,583 --> 01:16:20,083
‎我也不覺得我有

1273
01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:22,791
‎我們很合不來

1274
01:16:22,791 --> 01:16:24,541
‎-我不信
‎-是真的

1275
01:16:25,041 --> 01:16:29,041
‎-他跟我完全不一樣
‎-我不相信你上次說的話

1276
01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:31,875
‎我...

1277
01:16:33,166 --> 01:16:36,333
‎我只是想知道真相,拜託告訴我實話

1278
01:16:39,291 --> 01:16:41,250
‎我受命成為神職人員了

1279
01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:45,500
‎-我們可以想辦法
‎-不行!

1280
01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:48,041
‎我是說,這是不可能的,這樣不誠實

1281
01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:51,666
‎也是

1282
01:16:54,833 --> 01:16:55,750
‎我先走了

1283
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:57,916
‎-我送妳回家
‎-不,我不要你送

1284
01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:02,333
‎受命成為神職人員?

1285
01:17:03,916 --> 01:17:04,791
‎你這個...

1286
01:17:08,833 --> 01:17:09,958
‎親愛的

1287
01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:11,041
‎妳要去哪裡?

1288
01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:13,666
‎妳不該在晚上一個人出門

1289
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:16,500
‎妳不會怕我們吧?我們人很好

1290
01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:18,541
‎-拜託...
‎-三人行怎麼樣?

1291
01:17:18,541 --> 01:17:20,833
‎我給你三人行,王八蛋!

1292
01:17:20,833 --> 01:17:24,250
‎別碰她,不然我會給你們好看

1293
01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:28,750
‎救命!

1294
01:17:30,125 --> 01:17:31,583
‎別起來,我們走

1295
01:17:33,083 --> 01:17:34,750
‎你還好嗎?天啊

1296
01:17:36,208 --> 01:17:39,125
‎你傷得很重嗎?天啊,嚇死我了

1297
01:17:39,125 --> 01:17:40,500
‎小姐,妳是誰?

1298
01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:43,708
‎是我,克拉拉,你不認得我嗎?

1299
01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:46,125
‎我認得

1300
01:17:46,125 --> 01:17:47,583
‎那兩個傢伙呢?

1301
01:17:48,083 --> 01:17:49,541
‎立刻逃跑了

1302
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:52,750
‎那表示我沒有把他們解決掉

1303
01:17:53,541 --> 01:17:57,166
‎妳知道嗎?我的人生在我眼前閃過

1304
01:17:57,166 --> 01:17:58,958
‎在你眼前閃過?你很不舒服嗎?

1305
01:17:58,958 --> 01:18:03,208
‎不,真有這種事
‎這是時間膨脹,時空的彎曲

1306
01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:06,375
‎-根據相對論...
‎-時間膨脹?我不懂

1307
01:18:06,375 --> 01:18:08,500
‎重要的是,我明白了一件事

1308
01:18:13,916 --> 01:18:16,583
‎-這是怎麼回事?
‎-是他們嗎?

1309
01:18:17,916 --> 01:18:19,708
‎在戶外做愛?

1310
01:18:20,833 --> 01:18:22,083
‎這是違法的

1311
01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:24,666
‎我們認識你們

1312
01:18:24,666 --> 01:18:25,833
‎我們之前見過

1313
01:18:29,416 --> 01:18:30,458
‎又是他們

1314
01:18:47,125 --> 01:18:48,666
‎我們完蛋了

1315
01:18:49,625 --> 01:18:51,791
‎-柯賽斯奇會殺了我們
‎-是啊

1316
01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:55,875
‎更別提妳爸了

1317
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,916
‎你怎麼知道他的?

1318
01:18:58,833 --> 01:18:59,666
‎聽我說...

1319
01:19:00,416 --> 01:19:02,833
‎我已經12年沒見到他了
‎我們搬家了三次

1320
01:19:02,833 --> 01:19:04,416
‎我不想跟他有任何瓜葛

1321
01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:05,458
‎嘿

1322
01:19:05,458 --> 01:19:06,416
‎放輕鬆

1323
01:19:07,458 --> 01:19:08,833
‎我相信妳

1324
01:19:11,625 --> 01:19:12,458
‎聽我說

1325
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:14,750
‎妳收拾好行李

1326
01:19:15,541 --> 01:19:17,125
‎我三小時後回來

1327
01:19:17,791 --> 01:19:19,250
‎我們遠走高飛

1328
01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:20,708
‎他們遲早會找到我們

1329
01:19:22,250 --> 01:19:23,916
‎我不會讓任何人傷害妳

1330
01:19:46,541 --> 01:19:48,708
‎早安

1331
01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:52,333
‎抱歉,我先走了

1332
01:20:18,958 --> 01:20:19,791
‎對不起

1333
01:20:22,041 --> 01:20:23,541
‎有什麼好笑的?

1334
01:20:25,791 --> 01:20:27,000
‎沒什麼

1335
01:20:28,083 --> 01:20:28,916
‎到底怎樣啦?

1336
01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:33,375
‎你的黑眼圈

1337
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:35,666
‎很適合你

1338
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:38,083
‎對不起,我...

1339
01:20:40,708 --> 01:20:43,250
‎這是第一次,我從來沒...好痛!

1340
01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:45,000
‎-等等
‎-這是我第一次打架

1341
01:20:46,833 --> 01:20:48,500
‎你想保護我?

1342
01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:51,708
‎我勇敢的白馬王子

1343
01:20:54,625 --> 01:20:56,500
‎(歐拉)

1344
01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:07,916
‎別害怕

1345
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,875
‎婚禮結束後,你就自由了

1346
01:21:13,541 --> 01:21:15,583
‎看著你,我好像在照鏡子

1347
01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:16,500
‎是嗎?

1348
01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:19,375
‎我們有什麼共同點?

1349
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,916
‎比你想的還要多

1350
01:21:20,916 --> 01:21:22,458
‎以前的我跟現在...

1351
01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:24,291
‎很不一樣

1352
01:21:24,791 --> 01:21:25,916
‎我有一份好工作

1353
01:21:26,416 --> 01:21:27,833
‎美好婚姻

1354
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:32,041
‎直到我的茱奇雅和她的老闆偷情

1355
01:21:32,041 --> 01:21:34,416
‎我把她趕出去,開始酗酒

1356
01:21:35,708 --> 01:21:38,375
‎我打算殺了他們兩個

1357
01:21:38,916 --> 01:21:41,708
‎我越想這麼做,我就喝得越多

1358
01:21:41,708 --> 01:21:44,000
‎但我下不了手

1359
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:46,250
‎然後呢?

1360
01:21:47,166 --> 01:21:48,083
‎時間就這樣過去

1361
01:21:48,916 --> 01:21:51,000
‎我過了九年的流浪漢生活

1362
01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:53,833
‎我跌到谷底了,整天渾身惡臭

1363
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:57,083
‎有一天,我的朋友給了我一份工作

1364
01:21:57,791 --> 01:21:58,916
‎裝修房子

1365
01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:01,208
‎我們去到那裡,猜我看到了誰?

1366
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:03,000
‎茱奇雅

1367
01:22:03,666 --> 01:22:04,791
‎我的茱奇雅

1368
01:22:05,750 --> 01:22:08,291
‎她看起來比以前更漂亮

1369
01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:11,083
‎-我以為我會真的心碎
‎-她認得你嗎?

1370
01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:13,208
‎誰會認真看工人長怎樣?

1371
01:22:13,208 --> 01:22:14,791
‎都是她老公跟我們說話

1372
01:22:15,375 --> 01:22:18,791
‎就是她當年偷情的那個魯蛇

1373
01:22:18,791 --> 01:22:19,833
‎然後呢?

1374
01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:21,916
‎你復仇了嗎?

1375
01:22:22,458 --> 01:22:23,541
‎其實沒有

1376
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:25,208
‎我哭了

1377
01:22:26,291 --> 01:22:27,875
‎她看起來...

1378
01:22:27,875 --> 01:22:29,375
‎容光煥發

1379
01:22:30,416 --> 01:22:33,833
‎有孩子、漂亮的房子、富裕的生活

1380
01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:35,000
‎我覺得...

1381
01:22:35,875 --> 01:22:36,708
‎很感恩

1382
01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:40,500
‎我很感謝之前那個
‎很混蛋的我並沒有毀了他

1383
01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:45,000
‎這個故事有什麼重點嗎?

1384
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,000
‎放過歐拉吧

1385
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,083
‎因為?

1386
01:22:49,083 --> 01:22:51,750
‎我調查過你,你是個色胚兼窮光蛋

1387
01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:53,333
‎你能給她什麼?

1388
01:22:53,333 --> 01:22:54,250
‎愛

1389
01:22:55,541 --> 01:22:58,291
‎愛?你完全不知道愛是什麼

1390
01:22:58,291 --> 01:22:59,958
‎愛跟做愛是兩回事

1391
01:22:59,958 --> 01:23:02,375
‎不是接受,而是給予

1392
01:23:02,958 --> 01:23:04,291
‎我有時會開車到那裡

1393
01:23:04,291 --> 01:23:07,166
‎坐在車裡看著茱奇雅

1394
01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:08,083
‎然後就哭了

1395
01:23:08,083 --> 01:23:10,208
‎因為我很愛她,也很高興

1396
01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:12,583
‎我很慶幸我沒毀了她的人生

1397
01:23:18,833 --> 01:23:20,833
‎(監獄)

1398
01:23:20,833 --> 01:23:23,708
‎(總統候選人伊納西柯賽斯奇
‎帶我們邁向更光明的明天)

1399
01:23:25,750 --> 01:23:27,208
‎-妳好
‎-你好

1400
01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:40,916
‎我會嫁給他

1401
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:42,458
‎我保證

1402
01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:51,875
‎妳好美

1403
01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:58,375
‎我生了一個天使

1404
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,666
‎-跟妳媽媽一模一樣
‎-你竟敢提起她?

1405
01:24:01,666 --> 01:24:03,666
‎你毀了她的人生,還有我的

1406
01:24:03,666 --> 01:24:05,833
‎妳以我為恥,那也是理所當然

1407
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:07,166
‎但那是我的工作

1408
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,500
‎你不執行所謂的秘密任務時
‎你曾經是個好爸爸

1409
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,208
‎我其實不相信你的秘密任務

1410
01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:15,625
‎我11歲時,你就永遠消失了

1411
01:24:15,625 --> 01:24:17,625
‎但我一直都留意著妳

1412
01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:18,541
‎怎麼說?

1413
01:24:19,583 --> 01:24:21,291
‎記得樓下那個粗魯的傢伙嗎?

1414
01:24:21,291 --> 01:24:23,041
‎他被送進醫院了

1415
01:24:23,041 --> 01:24:26,291
‎還是來自科莫洛村
‎跟蹤妳的那個王八蛋?

1416
01:24:26,291 --> 01:24:27,750
‎或者是妳的教授

1417
01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:31,375
‎他要妳尊敬他
‎否則就要當掉妳文化研究那門課

1418
01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:32,458
‎記得嗎?

1419
01:24:39,291 --> 01:24:41,000
‎我從沒跟你要求過什麼

1420
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,583
‎現在我只要求一件事,放湯美克走

1421
01:24:57,708 --> 01:24:58,666
‎你想怎樣?

1422
01:24:59,333 --> 01:25:01,916
‎我要跟史麥拉先生談個交易

1423
01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:08,041
‎好痛

1424
01:25:09,916 --> 01:25:10,750
‎待在這裡

1425
01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:14,416
‎你也是

1426
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:20,041
‎你給了他什麼?

1427
01:25:20,666 --> 01:25:21,708
‎你等一下就知道

1428
01:25:22,583 --> 01:25:24,208
‎等一下,這不是我的手機

1429
01:25:26,791 --> 01:25:28,583
‎-眼睛怎麼了?
‎-我墜馬了

1430
01:25:28,583 --> 01:25:29,708
‎什麼馬?

1431
01:25:30,833 --> 01:25:34,750
‎白馬,我披著閃亮盔甲去營救克拉拉

1432
01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:40,541
‎真是太扯了

1433
01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:43,708
‎對不起

1434
01:25:44,375 --> 01:25:45,250
‎為什麼?

1435
01:25:45,958 --> 01:25:47,625
‎因為我把你拖下水

1436
01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:51,000
‎也很抱歉沒幫你照顧媽媽

1437
01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:55,041
‎算了吧,你當時在念書

1438
01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:55,958
‎不

1439
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:58,500
‎我很害怕

1440
01:25:58,500 --> 01:25:59,416
‎怕什麼?

1441
01:26:01,958 --> 01:26:03,375
‎看著她消失的感覺

1442
01:26:08,125 --> 01:26:10,583
‎我很不爽的是,妳是她的最愛

1443
01:26:15,750 --> 01:26:16,708
‎出去吧

1444
01:26:18,416 --> 01:26:20,708
‎史麥拉先生祝福你

1445
01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:27,375
‎慢一點!

1446
01:26:27,916 --> 01:26:29,500
‎天啊,你可以開慢一點嗎?

1447
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:31,833
‎-你是怎麼找到我的?
‎-用衛星定位

1448
01:26:33,250 --> 01:26:35,666
‎但你連亂穿越馬路都不肯!

1449
01:26:36,791 --> 01:26:38,250
‎誰叫你是我哥

1450
01:26:38,250 --> 01:26:39,416
‎還有我們的賭注

1451
01:26:39,416 --> 01:26:41,625
‎-你贏了
‎-我是個混蛋

1452
01:26:41,625 --> 01:26:43,166
‎我配不上歐拉

1453
01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:45,208
‎這倒是真的

1454
01:26:45,208 --> 01:26:47,375
‎但他們更配不上她

1455
01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:48,958
‎我手機上有證據

1456
01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:52,375
‎華沙的皇家城堡

1457
01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:54,125
‎這裡是皮亞斯特王朝的搖籃

1458
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:58,125
‎被入侵者,也就是現今的歐盟
‎入侵並多次摧毀

1459
01:26:58,125 --> 01:27:01,041
‎不過它今天將見證歡樂的現代歷史

1460
01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:04,250
‎真正的波蘭愛國者,柯賽斯奇部長

1461
01:27:04,250 --> 01:27:06,291
‎將在此舉辦家族喜事

1462
01:27:13,083 --> 01:27:15,333
‎你不能看到她,這樣會有噩運

1463
01:27:15,333 --> 01:27:16,583
‎-媽...
‎-我們進去吧

1464
01:27:16,583 --> 01:27:18,583
‎別頂嘴,我們進去吧

1465
01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:20,041
‎伊納西

1466
01:27:27,416 --> 01:27:28,375
‎怎麼回事?

1467
01:27:29,166 --> 01:27:30,125
‎別慌

1468
01:27:30,708 --> 01:27:33,333
‎深呼吸,吸氣,吸氣

1469
01:27:33,333 --> 01:27:35,041
‎歐拉,妳猶豫了嗎?

1470
01:27:36,791 --> 01:27:37,625
‎外婆

1471
01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:45,416
‎來...

1472
01:27:48,958 --> 01:27:50,166
‎小心!

1473
01:27:52,458 --> 01:27:53,291
‎(請繞道)

1474
01:27:53,291 --> 01:27:54,583
‎往那邊開

1475
01:27:59,958 --> 01:28:01,291
‎快點,女孩們

1476
01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:03,625
‎現在整個脫離行程了

1477
01:28:03,625 --> 01:28:05,708
‎-怎麼了嗎?
‎-不,我只是...

1478
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:08,583
‎-妳改變心意了?
‎-不,我得告訴你一件事

1479
01:28:09,166 --> 01:28:11,625
‎-妳不必說
‎-但我們得...

1480
01:28:11,625 --> 01:28:14,958
‎我們必須相信彼此,不能有秘密

1481
01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:17,125
‎-大家都有秘密
‎-你有事情瞞著我?

1482
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:18,416
‎-當然
‎-太好了

1483
01:28:18,416 --> 01:28:20,541
‎-又怎麼了?
‎-我沒辦法走了

1484
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:25,541
‎-那是個壞兆頭,壞徵兆
‎-伯母,別逼我揍妳

1485
01:28:25,541 --> 01:28:26,458
‎運動鞋!

1486
01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:27,916
‎太好了!

1487
01:28:27,916 --> 01:28:31,125
‎借來的東西能帶來好運,抵銷掉噩運

1488
01:28:31,125 --> 01:28:32,208
‎快點!

1489
01:28:35,208 --> 01:28:38,000
‎-響了嗎?
‎-對,但沒有人接

1490
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:39,375
‎再打一次

1491
01:28:40,541 --> 01:28:42,083
‎-快點打
‎-我在打了

1492
01:28:44,375 --> 01:28:45,541
‎沒人接,可以嗎?

1493
01:28:46,041 --> 01:28:49,208
‎-那就再打一次
‎-我在打了,你看不出來嗎?

1494
01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:51,541
‎還是婚禮已經開始了?

1495
01:28:52,041 --> 01:28:53,208
‎門都沒有!

1496
01:28:54,208 --> 01:28:55,375
{\an8}‎婚禮的日子

1497
01:28:55,375 --> 01:28:57,458
{\an8}‎正是具有象徵意義的波蘭受洗日

1498
01:28:57,458 --> 01:29:00,583
{\an8}‎也是波蘭教宗若望保祿二世
‎最後一次回到祖國的日子

1499
01:29:00,583 --> 01:29:03,041
{\an8}‎國家重要人士皆會出席

1500
01:29:03,041 --> 01:29:05,875
{\an8}‎包括黨主席和他的貓
‎主教、政府官員

1501
01:29:05,875 --> 01:29:08,208
{\an8}‎以及國營公司最富有的幾位執行長

1502
01:29:08,208 --> 01:29:10,583
{\an8}‎當然也少不了新娘和新郎

1503
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:32,291
‎什麼?你要放棄嗎?

1504
01:29:33,250 --> 01:29:34,958
‎你要放棄?老兄!

1505
01:29:36,250 --> 01:29:40,166
‎你是穿著閃亮盔甲的崔斯坦

1506
01:29:40,166 --> 01:29:42,916
‎你看不出我的愛馬剛剛翹辮子了嗎?

1507
01:29:42,916 --> 01:29:44,333
‎所以你就要放棄嗎?

1508
01:29:56,416 --> 01:29:59,125
{\an8}‎莎樂美修女剛剛來到我們的攝影棚

1509
01:29:59,125 --> 01:30:01,625
{\an8}‎她是波蘭傳統婚禮的顧問

1510
01:30:01,625 --> 01:30:03,500
{\an8}‎願主保佑您,修女

1511
01:30:04,291 --> 01:30:08,291
{\an8}‎在今年最盛大的婚禮
‎也就是柯賽斯奇家的喜事中

1512
01:30:08,291 --> 01:30:12,416
{\an8}‎碧昂絲將會用英文
‎獻唱《主,祢親自來到湖邊》

1513
01:30:12,916 --> 01:30:14,291
{\an8}‎修女,您覺得這樣好嗎?

1514
01:30:14,291 --> 01:30:17,666
{\an8}‎她難道不該用波蘭語

1515
01:30:17,666 --> 01:30:20,166
{\an8}‎演唱這首重要的波蘭歌曲嗎?

1516
01:30:20,166 --> 01:30:23,250
‎現在不是時候,真的,別再看了

1517
01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:25,541
‎現在不行

1518
01:30:43,583 --> 01:30:47,291
{\an8}‎在皇家城堡中
‎舉辦私人派對是否合適?

1519
01:30:47,291 --> 01:30:48,500
{\an8}‎不,很不妥

1520
01:30:48,500 --> 01:30:50,583
{\an8}‎這是在嘲笑波蘭人民

1521
01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:54,208
‎這個政府的傲慢程度簡直無法無天

1522
01:30:57,375 --> 01:30:58,875
‎把那架無人機處理掉

1523
01:31:04,916 --> 01:31:07,625
‎先生,這個垃圾多少錢?

1524
01:31:08,833 --> 01:31:09,833
‎你能付多少?

1525
01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:12,083
‎一百?

1526
01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,750
‎-還不夠
‎-那連50塊都不值

1527
01:31:16,416 --> 01:31:18,833
‎市場規則,需求創造供給

1528
01:31:19,333 --> 01:31:20,208
‎好,兩百塊

1529
01:31:20,708 --> 01:31:21,541
‎不夠

1530
01:31:23,583 --> 01:31:25,708
‎這裡,我只有這些

1531
01:31:26,708 --> 01:31:28,791
‎好吧!

1532
01:31:29,916 --> 01:31:30,750
‎給你吧

1533
01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:35,041
‎(亞達雜貨店)

1534
01:31:35,041 --> 01:31:36,250
‎搞屁啊?

1535
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,708
‎-我的腳踏車呢?
‎-在那裡

1536
01:31:41,583 --> 01:31:42,500
‎萬福瑪利亞...

1537
01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:46,291
‎哈...

1538
01:31:47,208 --> 01:31:48,375
‎利路亞!

1539
01:31:49,583 --> 01:31:52,125
‎讚美主,歡喜快樂

1540
01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:56,500
‎因為今天

1541
01:31:57,208 --> 01:31:58,916
‎在主的見證下

1542
01:31:59,416 --> 01:32:02,250
‎兩個年輕人將永遠結為連理

1543
01:32:16,666 --> 01:32:22,333
‎我若能說萬人的方言,並天使的話語

1544
01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:30,083
‎卻沒有愛

1545
01:32:31,791 --> 01:32:37,583
‎我就成了鳴的鑼

1546
01:32:37,583 --> 01:32:40,958
‎響的鈸一般

1547
01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:45,166
‎-你能帶我去另一邊嗎?
‎-當然可以

1548
01:32:45,166 --> 01:32:46,083
‎太好了

1549
01:32:46,083 --> 01:32:47,125
‎下午3點

1550
01:32:48,791 --> 01:32:50,875
‎下午3點就結束了,太遲了

1551
01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:54,916
‎可惡,我的...

1552
01:32:55,833 --> 01:32:58,458
‎我愛的人要結婚了

1553
01:33:10,541 --> 01:33:11,541
‎那好吧

1554
01:33:16,333 --> 01:33:23,250
‎愛是恆久忍耐,滿有恩慈

1555
01:33:23,250 --> 01:33:24,791
‎你看得到那股旋流嗎?

1556
01:33:24,791 --> 01:33:26,500
‎有一對戀人淹死在那裡

1557
01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:27,500
‎為愛而死

1558
01:33:28,916 --> 01:33:30,958
‎有看到那棵樹嗎?

1559
01:33:30,958 --> 01:33:31,916
‎非常漂亮

1560
01:33:32,416 --> 01:33:36,166
‎磨坊主人的女兒
‎和木匠的兒子在那裡上吊

1561
01:33:36,166 --> 01:33:37,833
‎也是為愛而死

1562
01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:41,041
‎還有那邊,有個男人在那上吊自殺

1563
01:33:41,041 --> 01:33:43,583
‎他想說服一個女孩逃婚,結果沒成功

1564
01:33:43,583 --> 01:33:44,541
‎太棒了

1565
01:33:47,333 --> 01:33:49,375
‎我是不知道他媽的棒不棒啦

1566
01:33:52,125 --> 01:33:54,916
‎跟著我重複誓言

1567
01:33:56,541 --> 01:33:57,791
‎我,布洛尼斯瓦

1568
01:34:00,833 --> 01:34:01,875
‎來,重複

1569
01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:03,791
‎我,布洛尼斯瓦

1570
01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:05,208
‎我,克里斯廷

1571
01:34:07,708 --> 01:34:09,125
‎-克里斯廷?
‎-克里斯廷

1572
01:34:09,791 --> 01:34:11,041
‎那就繼續跟著我唸

1573
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:12,708
‎你,克里斯廷

1574
01:34:13,541 --> 01:34:14,541
‎我,克里斯廷

1575
01:34:14,541 --> 01:34:16,500
‎娶妳...

1576
01:34:17,208 --> 01:34:20,000
‎亞歷珊德拉為合法的妻子

1577
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,708
‎娶妳,亞歷珊德拉為合法的妻子

1578
01:34:22,708 --> 01:34:23,750
‎我向妳保證...

1579
01:34:25,041 --> 01:34:25,875
‎會愛妳

1580
01:34:25,875 --> 01:34:28,583
‎對妳誠實和忠誠

1581
01:34:28,583 --> 01:34:33,125
‎我向妳保證會愛妳,對妳誠實和忠誠

1582
01:34:33,833 --> 01:34:35,083
‎現在換妳跟著唸

1583
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:39,208
‎嘿,老兄

1584
01:34:40,250 --> 01:34:41,208
‎真是個白痴

1585
01:34:43,166 --> 01:34:44,583
‎我,亞歷珊德拉

1586
01:34:45,458 --> 01:34:47,166
‎將你,湯瑪斯...

1587
01:34:50,458 --> 01:34:51,708
‎當成我的合法丈夫

1588
01:34:56,916 --> 01:34:58,500
‎哈利路亞

1589
01:34:58,500 --> 01:35:00,625
‎-哈利路亞
‎-哈利路亞

1590
01:35:08,541 --> 01:35:12,916
‎你們是出於自己的意願
‎結為連理的嗎?

1591
01:35:12,916 --> 01:35:14,000
‎不!

1592
01:35:26,833 --> 01:35:28,583
‎現在你們可以...

1593
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:32,000
‎哈利路亞

1594
01:35:40,333 --> 01:35:41,625
‎不!

1595
01:35:45,375 --> 01:35:46,583
‎你這是在騙她

1596
01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,375
‎我需要坐一下

1597
01:35:52,958 --> 01:35:53,875
‎他不愛妳

1598
01:35:58,625 --> 01:35:59,458
‎對不起

1599
01:36:11,375 --> 01:36:13,625
‎哈利路亞!

1600
01:36:24,708 --> 01:36:26,916
‎小心開車,白痴!

1601
01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:29,333
‎喂!

1602
01:36:39,375 --> 01:36:40,250
‎快開車!

1603
01:36:59,000 --> 01:36:59,958
‎我要寄出去了

1604
01:37:26,875 --> 01:37:28,083
‎你是怎麼弄到的?

1605
01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:29,833
‎所以妳早就知道?

1606
01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:32,666
‎妳打從一開始就知道

1607
01:37:33,250 --> 01:37:34,083
‎當然了

1608
01:37:34,875 --> 01:37:36,125
‎妳怎麼能逼他?

1609
01:37:36,125 --> 01:37:38,875
‎你怎麼能這樣對他們?妳還是人嗎?

1610
01:37:38,875 --> 01:37:40,000
‎你想怎樣?

1611
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:40,958
‎三件事

1612
01:37:40,958 --> 01:37:43,458
‎第一,婚禮沒有發生過

1613
01:37:44,041 --> 01:37:45,250
‎但確實發生了

1614
01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:48,500
‎如果神父不把文件交給登記處就沒有

1615
01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:51,208
‎好吧

1616
01:37:52,416 --> 01:37:55,000
‎那個俗女根本配不上小克

1617
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:57,791
‎第二,赦免史麥拉

1618
01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:00,416
‎史麥拉是誰?

1619
01:38:00,416 --> 01:38:01,875
‎問妳老公

1620
01:38:03,833 --> 01:38:07,000
‎第三,柯賽斯奇要退出明天的選舉

1621
01:38:09,541 --> 01:38:10,916
‎你瘋了嗎?

1622
01:38:11,625 --> 01:38:12,458
‎但是...

1623
01:38:13,166 --> 01:38:14,916
‎勝負早就已經決定了

1624
01:38:14,916 --> 01:38:16,666
‎我老公會贏

1625
01:38:16,666 --> 01:38:17,583
‎這個嘛...

1626
01:38:18,083 --> 01:38:21,708
‎波蘭人民只能承受這慘痛的損失了

1627
01:38:22,666 --> 01:38:23,666
‎那婚禮呢?

1628
01:38:24,833 --> 01:38:27,791
‎我整個盛大的婚禮呢?

1629
01:39:19,458 --> 01:39:23,458
‎我願意!

1630
01:39:27,333 --> 01:39:28,166
‎克拉拉

1631
01:39:29,666 --> 01:39:31,375
‎我願意...

1632
01:39:33,250 --> 01:39:34,083
‎好痛

1633
01:39:41,958 --> 01:39:43,833
‎請跟著我唸

1634
01:39:43,833 --> 01:39:44,875
‎我,小克

1635
01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:46,333
‎我,小克

1636
01:39:46,333 --> 01:39:49,208
‎將你,艾卓安,當成我的合法丈夫

1637
01:39:49,875 --> 01:39:51,000
‎...當成我的合法丈夫

1638
01:39:52,166 --> 01:39:53,958
‎你可以親吻你的丈夫了

1639
01:41:07,416 --> 01:41:08,291
‎終於!

1640
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:12,000
‎“奇怪的波蘭婚禮”獎項

1641
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:14,250
‎奧斯卡最佳導演獎
‎得獎的是《親親偷心人》

1642
01:41:14,250 --> 01:41:15,208
‎就是我!

1643
01:41:15,208 --> 01:41:19,583
‎不要再拍了,拍那邊!
‎出車禍了,他毀了我的車

1644
01:41:20,083 --> 01:41:22,000
‎抓住那個壞蛋!

1645
01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:23,958
‎你看什麼看?

1646
01:41:23,958 --> 01:41:24,875
‎什麼?

1647
01:46:14,958 --> 01:46:17,166
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