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ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS ARE FICTIONAL

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ANY RESEMBLANCE TO REAL PEOPLE
OR EVENTS IS COINCIDENTAL

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- [car accelerating]
- [surf music playing]

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- [woman] Slow down! You're gonna kill us!
- [horn honks]

5
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- [man] Move it!
- [tires screech]

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[man] What if HQ decides
to move me to New York?

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I want to go to California!

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- You've just gotta grin and bear it.
- Los Angeles! At the office in flip-flops.

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- Straight from the beach.
- [tires screech]

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Whoa! Slow down! We still have an hour.

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- [tires screeching]
- [horns honking]

12
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[surf music continues]

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KISS, KISS!

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[woman] You see? We're 45 minutes early.

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This will be the biggest deal
in company history.

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If you manage to close it.

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[man] If?

18
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[woman] Well, the guys from Japan
still need to sign it.

19
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[man] It's just a formality.

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Once they sign it,
I'll be the king of the world.

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You remember my parents
are coming this weekend?

22
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Well, that's perfect.

23
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I'll go party downtown with the boys
and stay out of your hair then.

24
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No, they want to meet you.

25
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- What am I gonna say to them?
- What do you mean?

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"It's very nice to meet you.
I'm the one banging your daughter."

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Madzia, we've got a good thing going.
The sex is great and all...

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[chuckles] But we never promised
each other anything more.

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[inhales deeply] Yeah.

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- Yeah. That's what--
- Oh, hey, Madzia.

31
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- Hey.
- [Madzia] Hi.

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- Welcome, welcome.
- [man] Hi.

33
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So, is that your big
multi-million-dollar idea?

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You're really climbing the ladder,
huh, man?

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They're gonna make you
global manager in no time.

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- I'm not counting my chickens just yet.
- [Madzia] Tomek!

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When they appoint you Head of Operations,
you won't forget your friends, will you?

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Tomek!

39
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Chill. Everything's under control.
I forgot my phone.

40
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I'll be right back.

41
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[footsteps receding]

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[phone ringing]

43
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I'm coming. I'm coming.

44
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[laughing softly] I can't wait as well.

45
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- [rock music plays]
- [woman giggling] Yeah.

46
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Wait, but...

47
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[gasps]

48
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- I'll call you later, okay?
- [chuckles]

49
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- Oh, Jesus Christ!
- Oh no, my oranges!

50
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- I'm terribly sorry.
- The best local ones.

51
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I put them in some Jell-O mix,
and it's delicious.

52
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- Do you ever use Jell-O?
- Of course. All the time.

53
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- Excuse me.
- [woman 2] Sure. No problem.

54
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What?

55
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Oh my God, Kasia, they're here.

56
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- The Japanese?
- Yeah.

57
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Over a half hour ahead of time?

58
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What are you doing? Find Tomek already?

59
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I'll call him.

60
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[door alarm beeps]

61
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- [doors hiss and close]
- [sighs]

62
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[phone ringing]

63
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[ringing stops]

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[speaking Japanese]

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[speaking Japanese]

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Um...

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[speaking Japanese]

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Ah! [speaking Japanese]

69
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- [chuckles and repeats phrase]
- Ah. [repeats phrase]

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We're honored to meet you.
Thank you for the invitation.

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- [laughing uneasily]
- [chuckles]

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- [Madzia chuckles softly]
- [whimsical music playing]

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Beautiful day.

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It's just started.

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[laughing] Well, I already know
it'll be beautiful.

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Hmm, are you a psychic?

77
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Of course. Your hand.

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Come on, I'll tell your fortune.

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This is the most important day
in your life.

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- And it's mine as well.
- [woman] Really?

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Well, yeah.
It's no coincidence that we met.

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It must be destiny.

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In a few minutes
I'm signing the contract of a lifetime.

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- Congratulations.
- And I'll grant you three wishes.

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- [woman] Oh, so now I have three wishes?
- Yeah.

86
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How about... disappear the way you appeared.

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No, come on!
You can't just throw away your wishes.

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[woman] In that case I'd like to...

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Wait, just let me tell you.
You should wish for a hundred more wishes.

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Mm-hmm, and you'll grant them all?

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- Yeah.
- [woman] In that case...

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- [inhales]
- [door hisses]

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- [whispering] I wish you had a ticket.
- What?

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[scoffs]

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And you.

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Ticket, please. Ticket.

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[music stops]

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[sighs] Um...

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How about... water? [laughs uneasily]

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Water.

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[speaking Japanese]

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Uh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll check.

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You can keep checking. Hm.

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It is surprising how rarely fare dodgers
excuse not having a ticket

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using the dichotomy paradox.

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Yeah, Zeno of Elea would argue
locomotion is impossible,

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ergo the bus isn't moving,
ergo what's to pay for?

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[ticket controller 2] Yeah,
which brings us to the problem.

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Do you have any ID?

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To your health.

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{\an8}[ticket controller 2]
We don't like to resort to using force...

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- [phone ringing]
- ...but would you listen to us otherwise?

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Gentlemen,
I have a very important meeting.

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- I have to take this.
- All right.

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I'm sorry.
He fucked up and won't be there.

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- That takes care of that.
- Here you go.

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- What, are you nuts?
- How so?

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- Let me go, you bastard!
- [laughs]

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[chuckles, sighs]

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- You aren't gonna believe it.
- [Kasia] I won't.

121
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I wouldn't believe it either.

122
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I don't give a shit...

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if you were abducted by aliens...

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[sighs] ...an elderly nympho, or boy scouts.

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I only wish that you were dead.

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[chuckles]

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But you wouldn't want me
to go work for the competition.

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Go ahead.

129
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- They're just waiting, you know.
- Go on then!

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Before I tear out your eyeballs!

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[sad music playing]

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[sighs]

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Are you getting in?

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Madzia, thanks.

135
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Chillax.

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The sooner you move out
of my place the better.

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Uh, what about your parents?

138
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Hmm.

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[music continues]

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[insistent knocking]

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00:08:04,833 --> 00:08:05,708
[music fades]

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[laughs uneasily] Hi.

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- What kind of a greeting is that?
- I thought you were dead.

144
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- Your sense of humor's improved.
- We haven't spoken for ages.

145
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All right. Are you going to let me in
or do you want to do this in the hall?

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[scoffs]

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- Uh, did you come to say goodbye?
- Nice place you got.

148
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- Are you going somewhere?
- [grunts]

149
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No. I just wanted to come see you.

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[sighs] Now look at me in the eye
and say that again.

151
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Listen. You won't believe what happened.

152
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- No. I know I won't.
- But you'll be happy.

153
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- Yeah?
- [Tomek] I was fired from my job.

154
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I lost my apartment as well,
my car, and everything else.

155
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But what does that have to do
with me? Go rent a place.

156
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Yeah. I'm completely broke.

157
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Are you serious?
But you've been making so much money!

158
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Do you know much it costs
to live in this city?

159
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,166
Uh, yeah, I do.

160
00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,125
I was taking about... [chuckles]

161
00:09:06,708 --> 00:09:08,458
[chuckles] Well, this wasn't it.

162
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So my dirty little hovel,
it's not to your liking, huh, sir?

163
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Then I don't understand
what you're doing here...

164
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[grunts] ...since this is just,
it's just a dingy little flat.

165
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Get out of here.

166
00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,791
[laughs] Will you calm down, please?

167
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Chill.

168
00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,125
Just for one night. Come on.

169
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[scoffs]

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- [Tomek chuckles]
- The sofa.

171
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[footsteps receding]

172
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[Tomek] The sofa's just fine.

173
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[keyboard clicking]

174
00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:48,166
Well? Do you wanna go out?

175
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- [keyboard clicking]
- [scoffs] I... I have a job, okay?

176
00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:53,666
- Come on, work can wait.
- Well, it didn't wait for you, did it?

177
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Come on, you can chill out a little.

178
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Let's go have some fun,
get hammered, and pick up some honeys.

179
00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:01,583
[keyboard clicking]

180
00:10:01,583 --> 00:10:04,500
I just... sorry,
but I don't really feel the need to.

181
00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:06,625
All right.

182
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,666
[inhales] Could I ask you
for a little... a little favor?

183
00:10:09,666 --> 00:10:13,916
[scoffs] I knew it. Give someone an inch,
and they're gonna take a mile.

184
00:10:13,916 --> 00:10:15,708
- [Tomek] It's just a small favor.
- [keys clicking]

185
00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,708
I need you to hack into
the city's surveillance system

186
00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:19,666
for footage from outside
the office this morning.

187
00:10:19,666 --> 00:10:22,708
- [keys stop]
- I met a real knock-out there today.

188
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:26,375
I have no intention of helping you
satisfy your primal urges.

189
00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:30,541
- I'm not hacking into anything.
- Sure, but she really might be the one.

190
00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:32,083
[man] Yeah, sure she is.

191
00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:34,916
- I've only heard that a thousand times.
- [keyboard clicking]

192
00:10:34,916 --> 00:10:37,375
I'm a collector. Women are like flowers.

193
00:10:37,875 --> 00:10:40,833
They only bloom
while under my gaze and tender touch.

194
00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:43,041
Flowers, my friend,

195
00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:47,166
they look so much better
when they're in a big bouquet. [laughs]

196
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:50,708
But I guess you wouldn't know.
You're into cacti.

197
00:10:51,458 --> 00:10:53,666
So what do you say? Will you do it for me?

198
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:56,791
Why don't you give it up already?

199
00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,500
Why don't you pull
that big stick out of your ass?

200
00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:02,583
- [melancholy music playing]
- [sighs]

201
00:11:02,583 --> 00:11:04,916
[door opens and closes]

202
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,541
[exhales]

203
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:10,375
[sighs]

204
00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:14,708
I know, Gauss.

205
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:18,666
We're going to get through it, all right?
He'll be leaving tomorrow.

206
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:21,125
[exhales]

207
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:22,416
Hiya, Karol.

208
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,666
[chuckles] You know my talents.

209
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,416
And I've recently become available.

210
00:11:29,416 --> 00:11:31,583
Listen, man,
after that last stunt you pulled,

211
00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:34,250
- you're finished in this industry.
- [shutter clicking]

212
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,333
What happened anyhow?

213
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:38,166
How'd you screw it up so bad
in the final stretch, dude?

214
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,458
She was some piece of ass, huh?

215
00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:44,541
Didn't I warn you? I told you.

216
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:47,625
This weakness of yours will be
your downfall. Yeah.

217
00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:57,458
Hey, you got a cigarette, man?

218
00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,958
- I don't smoke.
- Well...

219
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,416
I'll take five bucks, then.

220
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:05,666
Or whatever you got.

221
00:12:07,625 --> 00:12:08,666
Here. Take it.

222
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,541
- Really?
- Cheers.

223
00:12:11,541 --> 00:12:12,500
Yeah. [laughs]

224
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,416
Hey. Hey, thank you, sir!

225
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,583
Ah, thank you!

226
00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:25,500
["How Can I Love You"
by Ashley Thomas playing in the club]

227
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,125
Uh, excuse me. I'm sorry.

228
00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:45,333
Uh. [chuckles]

229
00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:46,875
Midas?

230
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,916
Dude! [laughs]
It's been too long.

231
00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:51,041
[Midas] Don Tomas.

232
00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,875
- Hey.
- How's it going?

233
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,875
Ah, when it rains, it pours.

234
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:55,791
Terrible.

235
00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:58,750
Would you have a job for me
by any chance?

236
00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:00,583
Look, I don't shoot anymore.

237
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,916
Well, not in Poland. Too crowded here.

238
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,916
- I'm moving to Hollywood.
- That's big.

239
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,833
Uh, two vodkas, if you please, sir.

240
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:10,041
- Make that four.
- Or maybe eight of them?

241
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,125
[chuckles]

242
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,083
[grunts softly]

243
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:16,500
It's actually a wedding.

244
00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:20,250
You, King Midas,
stooping so low for a gig like that?

245
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:23,916
You know, I had an accident.
I got a DUI, which means that...

246
00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:27,000
Right, Hollywood isn't gonna call now.

247
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,541
- That's the thing.
- [glasses clink]

248
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,958
- All right.
- [Tomek] Hmm.

249
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,416
Look, they offered me a deal.
If I film this wedding,

250
00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:35,541
they'll give me back my passport.

251
00:13:35,541 --> 00:13:37,416
So, what am I supposed to do?

252
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:41,458
Listen, I will film the wedding
using a couple of cameras,

253
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:44,166
maybe a crane,
a drone, an articulated arm.

254
00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:47,208
Tarantino style.
And you can do the making of,

255
00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:50,291
some talking heads and whatnot,
behind the scenes stuff.

256
00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:52,625
Nah, I don't know
if it's my kind of thing.

257
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:54,333
Come on, let's do it, Tomek.

258
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,750
You'll make a lot of money,
meet a lot of influential people.

259
00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,166
- So, whose wedding is it?
- [Midas clears throat]

260
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,375
Whoa-ho!

261
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,583
Minister Kosecki. What do you know.

262
00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,000
He's a... big deal.

263
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,166
This is the guy
who's running the whole show.

264
00:14:08,666 --> 00:14:11,291
- So he's the guy?
- Of course not. It's his son.

265
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:15,416
- And this is the honorable Mrs. Minister.
- [Tomek] I've seen her somewhere before.

266
00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:18,750
She was an actress when she was younger,
but she was pretty terrible.

267
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,541
She caught on quick
and married a politician.

268
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:23,125
Here's to her health. [clears throat]

269
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:26,250
- [woman laughing]
- Well, that's great. Thank you very much.

270
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,500
Thanks.

271
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,000
["Libiamo ne' lieti calici"
from La Traviata playing]

272
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,041
[man humming "Libiamo ne' lieti calici"]

273
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:41,916
[humming continues]

274
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,708
[humming intermittently]

275
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:44,625
[music stops]

276
00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:47,833
- [humming stops]
- [footsteps tapping]

277
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:49,791
[humming]

278
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,500
["Libiamo ne' lieti calici" resumes]

279
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,208
[music continues]

280
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,708
- [woman] Here you are.
- [man] Thank you again.

281
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,500
- [woman] Good luck.
- [man] Thanks a lot.

282
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,833
- [footsteps approaching]
- [woman hums "Libiamo ne' lieti calici"]

283
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,333
[sneezes loudly]

284
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,416
[clears throat, sniffs]

285
00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:13,708
- [sniffs, exhales]
- [woman continues humming]

286
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:15,708
[exhales]

287
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:17,875
Good morning.

288
00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,833
Oh, good morning.

289
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:23,291
[chuckles] I've got the plant
that you ordered.

290
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:24,208
From Bolivia.

291
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,416
<i>Blossfildia liliputana?</i>

292
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:31,333
[gasps] It's so... pretty, isn't it?

293
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:32,458
[woman] I know, right?

294
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,791
- And yet it's so small.
- [man chuckles]

295
00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,458
It's going to need a lot of light
and tenderness.

296
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,583
I... [chuckles nervously]
I'll take care of it.

297
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,583
And keep it away from drafts too.

298
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,666
O-- Of course. Yeah.

299
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:50,291
Yes, and thanks for the advice.
[softly] Yeah.

300
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,833
And how is Stefan Banach doing?

301
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,666
And um, and the other one,
with its prickles like the spiral of Fi--

302
00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,250
- Filius Fibonacci.
- Filius Fibonacci!

303
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,791
- Perfectly! And uh...
- Yeah?

304
00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:07,875
Möbius sprouted like a lateral...
a... a lateral shoot.

305
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:11,083
That's incredible. That means
it wants you to reproduce right now.

306
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:13,791
- That's...
- Uh, proliferously, of course.

307
00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:15,291
I mean... [giggles]

308
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:18,166
Yes, of course.
[inhales tremulously, sneezes]

309
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,541
Oh! [chuckles] God bless you.

310
00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:22,750
- Thanks. I'm sorry.
- [chuckles] No.

311
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,750
I can help out with that
if you would like.

312
00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:28,708
- Help out?
- Uh, with the reproduction, I mean.

313
00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:32,916
[inhales sharply] You need to grab it
by the stem firmly, and...

314
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,333
- [gasps]
- ...tear it off.

315
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,125
[exhales] Oh, tear it off.

316
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,208
Well, I... I...

317
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,375
[man gasps]

318
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,333
Uh...

319
00:16:43,541 --> 00:16:45,833
- [man sneezes]
- [footsteps receding rapidly]

320
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,083
[pot clatters]

321
00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:49,583
170...

322
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,458
I mean 17.

323
00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:53,666
No, 28.

324
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,291
- [pot clatters]
- [chuckles]

325
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,875
- [sneezes]
- [laughing] I don't believe it.

326
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,208
I can't believe you fell in love
with a flower girl.

327
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,375
What's so funny about that?

328
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:04,291
- The fact that you're allergic to flowers.
- But I'm not allergic to cacti.

329
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,666
[laughs loudly]

330
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,000
Nah, it'll never work.

331
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,291
I know about this stuff.

332
00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:14,166
Unless I help you.
But you have to help me.

333
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,583
Hacking is an actual crime, you know.
Besides, I can't tolerate parasites.

334
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:21,083
Fine. I'll pay you rent for the right
to sleep on your broken sofa.

335
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:24,375
- I thought you didn't have any money.
- I don't, but I have a gig.

336
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,166
And it's a gig for two.

337
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:30,208
I don't understand why I should help you.
I don't even like you, man.

338
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,291
- 'Cause you'll make some cash.
- [scoffs]

339
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:36,791
And I, as your brother and your friend,
I'm gonna help you score that chick.

340
00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:39,041
- I'll show you what to do.
- Her name is Klara.

341
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:43,208
And I don't want any advice from you,
you pathetic Casanova.

342
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,416
[footsteps receding]

343
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,958
- [laughs]
- [alarm beeps]

344
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:49,833
[Tomek] Oh!

345
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,291
There. There you go. Get lost.

346
00:17:58,541 --> 00:17:59,375
[sighs]

347
00:17:59,916 --> 00:18:00,750
All right.

348
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,458
Before I go, let me give you
one more piece of advice for free.

349
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:09,958
When you make your move,
you should make it on neutral ground.

350
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:11,708
Neutral ground?

351
00:18:12,666 --> 00:18:13,791
Outside the store.

352
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:17,583
- No, no, I told you--
- Let's practice together!

353
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,208
You gotta keep asking her questions.

354
00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:23,000
- 'Cause women really love when we do that.
- About what?

355
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,500
Anything.

356
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,458
Okay, you be Klara, and I'll be you.

357
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:30,833
Hello there, Klara.

358
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:33,375
What's up, girl. How you doin'?

359
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,958
I'm so sorry
for running out on you last time

360
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,958
and forgetting to pay for the cactus.

361
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,291
[gasps]

362
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,500
- [laughs]
- Oh! [groans]

363
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,250
[sighs deeply]

364
00:18:56,541 --> 00:18:57,458
Hello.

365
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,416
[sensually] Hello there. [chuckles]

366
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:05,041
- [grunts]
- That must've hurt. [chuckles]

367
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:06,583
I... I'm all right, miss.

368
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:09,416
I... I'm sorry that earlier...

369
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,041
- I... I forgot to pay you.
- No! No, it's all right. It's cool.

370
00:19:12,041 --> 00:19:15,666
Well, I just wanted to... to tell you that...
Well, I've been thinking...

371
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,000
What about?

372
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,541
It's just that I wanted to...

373
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:20,750
No, well, um...
I was actually thinking that...

374
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,166
What is it you've been thinking?

375
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:25,833
That maybe we could together...
I mean, you and I could just go out and...

376
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:26,791
Yeah.

377
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,458
If you want.

378
00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:33,291
I'm going to the bank now.
Would you want to me walk me there?

379
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:34,833
[nervously] Mm-hmm.

380
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,166
[hesitates] How is the new purchase doing?

381
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:42,833
- [hesitates] Leibniz?
- Interesting name. [laughs]

382
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,208
- [laughing] Sure.
- Is he named after the mathematician?

383
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,166
Yeah.

384
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,708
[chuckles nervously] Uh... Um...

385
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,750
I put him next to Skłodowska. [laughs]

386
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,583
A-- And did you know
you can graft them together?

387
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,416
Graft them together?

388
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,708
N-- No. How?

389
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:59,875
Well, you just make a hole in Skłodowska,
then stick your little Leibniz in there.

390
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:02,791
- [chuckles]
- Oh, uh, using what?

391
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,416
I mean, we could do it together
in the flower shop, if you want to.

392
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,125
- I would love to.
- Maybe we should be less... formal.

393
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:13,666
- My name is Klara.
- Yes, I mean, my name is Janek.

394
00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:14,583
Okay.

395
00:20:16,541 --> 00:20:18,416
- [kissing]
- [Klara chuckles nervously]

396
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,833
- It's three times. [laughs]
- [chuckles]

397
00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:24,833
Uh, maybe we could go somewhere?

398
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,291
- You mean out together somewhere?
- Mm-hmm.

399
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:30,666
- Like where?
- Well...

400
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:33,833
- Everywhere.
- [chuckles]

401
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,375
Out for coffee or food somewhere.

402
00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,041
[softly] Sorry.

403
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,541
- Uh, to a movie or the park or--
- That's not the best idea.

404
00:20:47,541 --> 00:20:49,458
I... I know that seems, um,

405
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,916
a... a little fast,
but I... I've never really felt...

406
00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,208
Uh, no, it's not about you.

407
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,958
- It's about me. Um...
- Ah.

408
00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:59,375
- I'm just not the right girl for you.
- I... I get it. Yeah.

409
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,250
And I'm very sorry.

410
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,291
I promise I won't be bothering you,
well, anymore.

411
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,000
[rhythmic music playing]

412
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,791
AMBER PALACE

413
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:36,666
It's only a week until the wedding.

414
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,916
I'm totally against any changes.

415
00:21:39,416 --> 00:21:42,333
But my brother and I
are just filming the making of.

416
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:45,166
And the actual video
will be filmed by Midas.

417
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:48,875
Midas. Whatever he touches just...
I'll have words with him.

418
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,000
Please don't do that. Please.
It's all my fault.

419
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,666
You need to fight for your own happiness.

420
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:57,125
Like in the cult film,
<i>Fight for Your Happiness.</i>

421
00:21:58,791 --> 00:22:01,083
You've seen <i>Fight for Your Happiness</i>?

422
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:04,000
- It's my favorite film.
- But that was ages ago.

423
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,041
I know all of your films by heart.

424
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:07,625
All of them?

425
00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:08,541
Both, right?

426
00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:11,375
And your role
in <i>Melons and Felons</i> was just...

427
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:18,250
Polish cinema has never seen
another star with sex appeal like yours.

428
00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,500
You just have to act again.

429
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,166
For all of us.

430
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,833
For your country who loves you.

431
00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:26,916
[inhales]

432
00:22:26,916 --> 00:22:30,208
And the camera,
it will love me too, right?

433
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:31,291
Without a doubt.

434
00:22:31,958 --> 00:22:34,541
They used to say
I could work in Hollywood. [chuckles]

435
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:35,625
But not anymore.

436
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,416
You still look fantastic.

437
00:22:37,416 --> 00:22:38,958
You look incredible.

438
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,416
You look amazing!

439
00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:43,541
[gasps] Finally, someone who gets it.

440
00:22:43,541 --> 00:22:45,000
Tomasz? Was that your name?

441
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,791
- Yes.
- Call me... Patsy.

442
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,458
Now, please sign this.

443
00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:54,916
And I welcome you both aboard!

444
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,125
Uh, what is this?

445
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:57,875
A non-disclosure agreement.

446
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:01,000
What you're going to see here
is absolutely top secret.

447
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,208
If you whisper a word to anyone...

448
00:23:03,875 --> 00:23:05,583
My husband, you know who he is?

449
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,041
- Hmm.
- Exactly.

450
00:23:08,583 --> 00:23:12,125
Well, when he throws someone in jail,
I'm totally sorry for them.

451
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,500
All right then.

452
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,666
And you? Are you mute? [chuckles]
Why aren't you talking?

453
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:19,458
Nah, he's just a bit slow.
You don't have to worry about him.

454
00:23:23,458 --> 00:23:25,125
My daughter-in-law has arrived.

455
00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:27,250
I mean my future daughter-in-law, obviously.

456
00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,750
- [phone rings]
- Oh, excuse me. Hello?

457
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:31,583
[Patsy] Hello?

458
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:40,416
Hi there.

459
00:23:41,583 --> 00:23:42,583
[groans]

460
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,041
Uh, Ola.

461
00:23:45,416 --> 00:23:46,250
Tomek.

462
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:48,500
[inhales sharply]

463
00:23:49,083 --> 00:23:49,958
Lovely name.

464
00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,625
I guess everything about you is lovely.

465
00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:56,958
- You're getting married?
- That's right.

466
00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,958
- Well, my condolences.
- [sighs]

467
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:03,500
What's that?

468
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:08,833
What are you doing?

469
00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:10,833
Oh, well, I just saw you on that bus.

470
00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:13,708
What are the odds?
And now you're right here in front of me.

471
00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:17,041
I just wanna see what'll happens. [grunts]

472
00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:18,625
- [Ola] Now you know.
- [Tomek chuckles]

473
00:24:20,958 --> 00:24:21,791
Okay.

474
00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:23,208
I'm very sorry.

475
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:25,500
Can we just start over?

476
00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:28,500
- You're an idiot.
- Reprobate, miscreant, and scoundrel.

477
00:24:29,291 --> 00:24:30,791
What are you laughing at?

478
00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:33,666
This is exactly
how great love stories begin.

479
00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:35,000
- [huffs]
- [Patsy] Well?

480
00:24:36,916 --> 00:24:38,583
Let's start getting down to work.

481
00:24:40,916 --> 00:24:43,708
Oh, but we are.
We are getting down to work. [laughs]

482
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:49,958
[melancholy music playing]

483
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,500
[Janek softly] Damn it.

484
00:24:54,583 --> 00:24:55,583
[Janek grunts]

485
00:24:58,208 --> 00:25:00,166
[grunts, sighs]

486
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:07,000
I'm sorry, but how long are you planning
on feeling sorry for yourself?

487
00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,458
Fight for her, man.

488
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,625
- Fight for happiness.
- [scoffs]

489
00:25:12,291 --> 00:25:15,208
- But she rejected me.
- Bullshit. I've seen how she looks at you.

490
00:25:15,208 --> 00:25:17,375
- How?
- The same way you look at her, man.

491
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:23,875
No, she said herself we're just not right
for each other, and it's not a good idea.

492
00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:24,875
- [Tomek] Listen.
- Hmm.

493
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:28,291
For such an intelligent guy,
you're as naive as a child.

494
00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:32,416
- [sighs] It's all part of the game.
- Part of what game?

495
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,166
The conquering game.

496
00:25:35,791 --> 00:25:38,958
You get to be manly.
She doesn't have to be easy. You both win.

497
00:25:38,958 --> 00:25:42,250
So the reason Ola slapped you like that
was to conquer you?

498
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,500
- Hmm. [sips] Brilliant deduction.
- [glass clatters]

499
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:47,041
[scoffs] Except she's getting married.

500
00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:49,208
I can't discriminate
against married women.

501
00:25:49,208 --> 00:25:51,208
- That wouldn't be nice of me.
- [scoffs]

502
00:25:53,166 --> 00:25:54,791
Ola will be mine anyway.

503
00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,666
- [laughs] Yeah, you go on dreaming.
- Wanna bet?

504
00:25:57,666 --> 00:25:59,000
That's a bet.

505
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,375
Totally. We need to change the menu.

506
00:26:02,375 --> 00:26:06,833
We've got 30 guests allergic to shellfish,
40 to nuts, 16 to citrus fruits,

507
00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,583
and 200 gluten and lactose.
Put some gold flakes in.

508
00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:11,750
No one's allergic to gold.
What about the flatware?

509
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:14,250
Uh, I have an invoice
for the insurance company right here.

510
00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:16,208
Phew! That's great.

511
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:19,583
The tableware will be gold as well,
just like Melania,

512
00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:22,083
because everyone says I look like her.
[chuckles]

513
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:24,833
No, Melania would be lucky
just to wash your dishes.

514
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,375
- You're divine, Patsy.
- [upbeat music playing]

515
00:26:27,375 --> 00:26:28,541
[mockingly] Got it?

516
00:26:29,083 --> 00:26:30,416
- [scoffs]
- [Tomek] You got it?

517
00:26:33,416 --> 00:26:35,958
Attention! What's that supposed to be?

518
00:26:35,958 --> 00:26:37,166
That isn't the right look.

519
00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:38,750
- Where are their wigs?
- They're coming.

520
00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:40,125
- And the tights?
- Uh...

521
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:41,250
Shoulders down.

522
00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,166
Shave.

523
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:43,291
Smile.

524
00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:45,166
Wait. It's better if they don't smile.

525
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:47,583
Positions!

526
00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:48,666
[music stops]

527
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:50,750
Right turn! Start!

528
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:53,958
- And action!
- [upbeat music resumes]

529
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,125
Move it, move it, gentlemen.
One, two. One, two,

530
00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,208
Posture now! Keep your backs straight.

531
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,291
And keep your distance
from everyone else, please.

532
00:27:02,291 --> 00:27:04,375
[Tomek] So is it a costumed wedding then?

533
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,708
Don't be ridiculous.

534
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,583
- This is just rehearsal dinner.
- Uh-huh.

535
00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:11,791
The actual wedding
will be at the Royal Castle.

536
00:27:11,791 --> 00:27:13,250
- Whoa.
- [chuckles]

537
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:16,583
But that is, of course,
absolutely top secret.

538
00:27:16,583 --> 00:27:17,625
[Tomek] Wow.

539
00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:19,458
Well... [clears throat]

540
00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:22,041
["Spring" by Vivaldi plays]

541
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:26,916
Our event, uh, echoes the greatness
of the Polish Nobles' Commonwealth.

542
00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:30,625
Kuba Wojewódzki will be hosting
and ensuring the right ambience.

543
00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:35,583
The music will be provided by Ed Sheeran,
together with Beyoncé and Zenek Martyniuk.

544
00:27:36,208 --> 00:27:38,750
Get that out of my face!
At the stroke of midnight... [giggles]

545
00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:43,291
...a spectacular fireworks will light up
the sky all over Warsaw. [chuckles]

546
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:44,625
Wow.

547
00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:48,333
Our President will be there.

548
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:51,583
The US President will totally be there.
He's a friend of ours.

549
00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:55,666
Along with members of the government,
VIPs, over a thousand guests.

550
00:27:55,666 --> 00:27:57,208
That's going to cost a fortune.

551
00:27:57,208 --> 00:28:00,833
My husband has access to a dedicated fund
from the Crisis Shield.

552
00:28:01,333 --> 00:28:03,833
Our little prince... [laughs]

553
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:08,541
...is going to get a wedding
like this country has never seen before.

554
00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:12,041
Mm-hmm. But that's totally, absolutely...

555
00:28:12,041 --> 00:28:13,666
- Top secret.
- Top secret.

556
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:18,916
So, uh, my son's wedding is on Saturday

557
00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:21,666
and on Sunday, my husband's election.

558
00:28:21,666 --> 00:28:24,750
- [wedding planner] Mm-hmm.
- Pretty clever, modesty apart. [chuckles]

559
00:28:24,750 --> 00:28:25,916
What the fuck!

560
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:27,833
- Are you out of your mind?!
- What is it?

561
00:28:27,833 --> 00:28:31,125
Councilman Paweł Zgrabny
and Senator Pizana at the same table?

562
00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:33,000
- Ugh!
- I'm so sorry! I'll change it right away.

563
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,583
It's a total bloodbath. Don't film this.
Stop filming! Don't you film this!

564
00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:40,125
What about the balloons?

565
00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:42,958
Where the hell are the balloons?
And... Ugh.

566
00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:45,416
[wedding planner]
The Great Hall has a mural by Bacciarelli.

567
00:28:45,416 --> 00:28:48,791
- It's a masterpiece. And balloons--
- [Patsy] It'll look better with balloons.

568
00:28:48,791 --> 00:28:52,291
- Right, Ola? Aleksandra!
- What? Yes, balloons will be much better.

569
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,750
Kris is calling. Hello, darling?

570
00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:57,208
Yes, I miss you too.
Everything's under control.

571
00:28:57,750 --> 00:28:59,583
[softly] I'm trying,
but she's driving me crazy.

572
00:28:59,583 --> 00:29:00,833
All right. Here it is.

573
00:29:01,791 --> 00:29:03,666
- Visualization.
- See? It's better with balloons.

574
00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:06,250
- Hello? Are you getting this right now?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

575
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,250
The release mechanism needs improvement,

576
00:29:08,250 --> 00:29:10,625
but in general,
the balloons look very good.

577
00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:12,166
[playful music playing]

578
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:23,916
[huffs]

579
00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,333
[gasps, huffs]

580
00:29:35,916 --> 00:29:36,750
[gulps]

581
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:38,250
[gasps, grunts]

582
00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:39,625
[sniffs]

583
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,500
Are you filming?

584
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,791
[Tomek] Yes, I am. Shall we?

585
00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:47,458
- Mm-hmm.
- [Tomek] All right.

586
00:29:47,458 --> 00:29:50,875
Uh, why don't you tell us something
about your future daughter-in-law?

587
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,041
I hope that Aleksandra

588
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,666
is going to be a very good wife to my son.

589
00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:57,375
After all, he chose her himself.

590
00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:00,583
And Krystian has always had great taste,
totally luxurious.

591
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:02,666
- When he was an altar by, he--
- [phone ringing]

592
00:30:02,666 --> 00:30:03,583
Just hold one second.

593
00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:06,333
Hello?
What do you mean he didn't come?

594
00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:09,458
Hold on. Wait a second.

595
00:30:09,958 --> 00:30:11,833
She didn't say much about you.

596
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,375
- So how about you tell us a little more?
- No.

597
00:30:16,541 --> 00:30:18,708
Come on, please.
Don't make this difficult.

598
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,916
Whatever you want.
About your family, I don't know.

599
00:30:20,916 --> 00:30:22,708
I'm an orphan. My grandma raised me.

600
00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:26,166
- And that's all?
- Yeah.

601
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:27,583
Well, all right.

602
00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:31,916
How many of your people are you inviting
to this totally great wedding of yours?

603
00:30:31,916 --> 00:30:33,958
[sighs] My grandma and two bridesmaids.

604
00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,333
Only three people? Out of a thousand?

605
00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:39,958
[gentle music playing]

606
00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:42,541
[clears throat]
Can you look at the camera?

607
00:30:44,666 --> 00:30:45,500
There!

608
00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:48,958
- [sighs deeply]
- [clears throat]

609
00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:53,750
[Tomek] I'd really like to...
get to know you.

610
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:55,333
So, tell me about yourself.

611
00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:58,583
I looked for you on social media,
and you're not there.

612
00:30:58,583 --> 00:31:00,416
- [shutter clicks]
- Are you a spy or something?

613
00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:02,291
- [chuckles] I'm a student.
- [shutter clicks]

614
00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:03,375
Okay. Of what?

615
00:31:03,375 --> 00:31:04,541
Romance Studies.

616
00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:05,958
Ooh! What year?

617
00:31:06,916 --> 00:31:09,166
- I'm writing my master's now.
- What about?

618
00:31:09,166 --> 00:31:10,666
About courtly love.

619
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,375
About courtly love?

620
00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,416
Courtly love is the archetype
of what we call passionate love,

621
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,708
crazy, against everything and everyone.

622
00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:19,666
But for you, I'm sure it's an abstraction.

623
00:31:19,666 --> 00:31:22,250
And do you really know
what true passion is?

624
00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:23,916
[chuckles]

625
00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,708
All right, tell me more.
Recite a fragment of something for me.

626
00:31:26,708 --> 00:31:30,250
"My lords, if you would hear a high tale
of love and death..."

627
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:32,458
- Oh! <i>Tristan and Isolde</i>.
- Have you read it?

628
00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:33,708
Of course I have.

629
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:36,625
"...how to their full joy,
but to their sorrow also."

630
00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:38,666
"They loved each other,
and how at last they died..."

631
00:31:38,666 --> 00:31:40,750
-"...of that love..."
-"...together upon one day, she by him..."

632
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,958
-"...and he by her. <i>Amour et mort</i>.”
-"...and he by her. <i>Amour et mort</i>.”

633
00:31:43,958 --> 00:31:46,583
- And what is the supposed to mean?
- It's about love and death.

634
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,541
Okay. Don't you have something to edit?

635
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,500
- Like what?
- Go look over the footage.

636
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:54,041
<i>-"Amour et mort</i>.” [laughs]
- [Ola] "<i>Amour et mort</i>.”

637
00:31:55,458 --> 00:31:57,916
All right then.
Love and death. What about it?

638
00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:01,416
Love only moves us
when death looms over it.

639
00:32:01,416 --> 00:32:05,958
Love playing with risk, love on the edge,
love that ignores all the rules.

640
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,458
[playful music playing]

641
00:32:11,541 --> 00:32:12,375
Oh!

642
00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:15,208
[grunts] Help me up, you moron.

643
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:16,875
- [Tomek laughs]
- Well?!

644
00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:20,416
[music continues]

645
00:32:28,083 --> 00:32:29,416
[speaking French]

646
00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:37,208
- [sniffs] Ah.
- [music stops]

647
00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:40,083
What do you mean they ordered first?
They're my flowers.

648
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,833
What do I care about some First Holy Mass?

649
00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:44,166
Whose son?

650
00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:46,666
Ah. I understand.

651
00:32:46,666 --> 00:32:49,375
In a cathedral,
lilies would look much better, right?

652
00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:50,541
The camellias are mine.

653
00:32:50,541 --> 00:32:53,291
And you better bring them over here
right fucking now!

654
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:55,125
- [sighs]
- [phone beeps]

655
00:32:55,833 --> 00:32:59,291
I'm generally good-natured,
but sometimes I get totally pissed off.

656
00:32:59,791 --> 00:33:02,791
Hey, I know of a great place
to get flowers. Low prices.

657
00:33:02,791 --> 00:33:04,125
[ironically] Low prices.

658
00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:08,416
Aw, what's with you, Aleksandra?
You look totally flushed. Take something.

659
00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:10,583
I don't want you ruining the wedding
because of some...

660
00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:12,375
- [loud clattering]
- ...some virus.

661
00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:14,250
Oh!

662
00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:20,750
- [Tomek] What are you doing?
- Uh, I didn't touch it. Look?

663
00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:27,625
So tell me, is your loving mother-in-law
giving you trouble?

664
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:30,500
Well, she keeps shouting at everyone,
pushing me around like furniture.

665
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:34,000
She wanted me to get a nose job, but
she couldn't risk it not healing in time.

666
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,958
- And what does Kris say?
- He's still in Dubai.

667
00:33:37,958 --> 00:33:39,625
[grandmother]
He should be supporting you.

668
00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:42,625
He can see how much his mother cares.
She insisted on paying for everything.

669
00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:45,333
- Wait, but I bought the dress.
- [chuckles]

670
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,666
Let's have another drink.

671
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:52,375
The only thing I fought for were the vows.

672
00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:54,375
It will be quiet, modest, normal.

673
00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:57,666
Ola, dear, what on earth is the matter?

674
00:33:57,666 --> 00:33:59,333
[sighs]

675
00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:02,416
You should be positively buzzing
with joy right now.

676
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:04,833
- [chuckles]
- And you look so worried.

677
00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,458
You look miserable.

678
00:34:06,458 --> 00:34:09,666
- That's what love does to some people.
- What nonsense.

679
00:34:09,666 --> 00:34:11,875
- [iron hissing]
- When I was getting married...

680
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:14,500
Grandma, actually, your marriage
was not a model relationship.

681
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,750
- Which one? With Stefan?
- [chuckles]

682
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:19,000
We were crazy for each other.

683
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,750
I don't want to hear about that.

684
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:24,666
We only got out of bed
when we were weak with hunger.

685
00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:27,541
The rest of the time we were busy buzzing.

686
00:34:27,541 --> 00:34:28,500
[Ola huffs]

687
00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:31,000
But the most important thing

688
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:35,291
is just that he's someone
who can make you truly happy.

689
00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:37,666
I <i>am</i> happy. Kris fulfills my every wish.

690
00:34:37,666 --> 00:34:38,666
Is it buzzing?

691
00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:40,458
- What?
- You know.

692
00:34:40,458 --> 00:34:43,375
Does your body buzz when you're with him?

693
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:44,875
[laughs]

694
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:49,500
Dude, this whole courtly love thing
is actually pretty cool.

695
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,583
They kept getting into love triangles.

696
00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:54,750
The Lady cheats on her Lord
with a sexy knight.

697
00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:57,500
Now that's the kind of thing
I like to hear. [laughs]

698
00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:01,166
- Why didn't we learn thins in school?
- You know what?

699
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:04,333
You have a very... [sighs] ...one-track mind.

700
00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:06,583
You simplify everything. [panting]

701
00:35:07,166 --> 00:35:11,416
Listen, I know you don't need my advice,
but... maybe a little?

702
00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:13,208
[panting] Ah.

703
00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:15,000
Hmm.

704
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,958
["Say You Will" by Stephan Sechi playing]
<i>♪ Let's get together, just you and I ♪</i>

705
00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:22,416
<i>♪ We could have a good time ♪</i>

706
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:23,625
<i>♪ So don't be shy</i>... <i>♪</i>

707
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:26,875
- That's good, for Halloween.
-<i>♪ Come on, honey ♪</i>

708
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:29,041
<i>♪ Just say you will ♪</i>

709
00:35:29,916 --> 00:35:31,583
<i>♪ I know a little place ♪</i>

710
00:35:32,416 --> 00:35:34,041
<i>♪ Where we could be ♪</i>

711
00:35:35,083 --> 00:35:36,958
<i>♪ Kissin' and huggin' ... ♪</i>

712
00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,416
-<i>♪ Just you and me... ♪
-</i> Nah.

713
00:35:39,416 --> 00:35:42,041
<i>♪ Come on now, honey ♪</i>

714
00:35:42,041 --> 00:35:43,791
<i>- ♪ And say you will</i>... <i>♪
-</i> Ah.

715
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,041
Listen, that acually look pretty good.

716
00:35:50,250 --> 00:35:51,500
- Just don't slouch.
- Oh.

717
00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:53,916
Posture projects your attitude.

718
00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:56,333
[sighs] Hold on. What attitude?

719
00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:59,458
Be relaxed, self-confident.

720
00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:02,458
She needs to know
you're dealing the cards.

721
00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,833
[scoffs] I... I'm not dealing any cards.

722
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:10,041
Ugh. You know, sometimes I really think
there's something wrong with you.

723
00:36:10,791 --> 00:36:13,666
Body language,
use it to send vibes, signals.

724
00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,166
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Chicks dig it.

725
00:36:16,666 --> 00:36:18,125
- Yeah.
- [exhales]

726
00:36:18,958 --> 00:36:19,958
I'm proud of you.

727
00:36:21,041 --> 00:36:22,541
Now you can pick them up by the bunch.

728
00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:25,916
I told you. I don't want
to pick up bunches of anything

729
00:36:25,916 --> 00:36:28,208
'cause I love Clara,
and I don't want to cheat on her.

730
00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:30,666
[huffs] I don't want you to cheat on her.

731
00:36:31,166 --> 00:36:33,541
I just want you
to make her a little jealous.

732
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:36,125
It's a powerful aphrodisiac,
I'm telling you.

733
00:36:36,125 --> 00:36:39,416
Appreciate it. It's priceless knowledge,
and you get it for free.

734
00:36:39,416 --> 00:36:43,125
How many times have I told you?
I don't want any of your moronic advice.

735
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,125
[Janek sighs]

736
00:36:45,125 --> 00:36:47,458
Well? Just spit it out then.

737
00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:50,041
[exhales deeply]

738
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,833
- Thanks, all right?
- Say it again.

739
00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:53,500
- [loudly] Thank you.
- One more time.

740
00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:57,083
GREEN STEM

741
00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:59,166
- Good morning.
- Sorry, but I have to go out for a--

742
00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:00,083
Hello there.

743
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:01,916
Oh, it's you.

744
00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:04,083
Uh, I mean it's you, sir.

745
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:05,041
Well, yeah.

746
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:11,833
You... you... you look somehow... different?

747
00:37:13,333 --> 00:37:16,458
Oh, it's just a little metamorphosis.

748
00:37:17,708 --> 00:37:20,125
[chuckles] You look so Hollywood.

749
00:37:20,791 --> 00:37:23,291
Like Brad Pitt or Leonardo, or something.

750
00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:25,791
- Are you teasing me? Are you...
- Uh...

751
00:37:25,791 --> 00:37:29,083
- Really?
- No! I would never make fun of you, sir.

752
00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,041
I'm sorry about last time.

753
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,541
Well, we could always be friends, or...

754
00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:38,625
Start over?

755
00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:43,791
- Janek.
- Klara.

756
00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:46,333
- [giggles]
- Janek.

757
00:37:48,041 --> 00:37:52,958
Uh, what do you think about...
about what's going on in the world?

758
00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:54,416
About what?

759
00:37:55,750 --> 00:37:57,458
The whole global situation.

760
00:37:59,791 --> 00:38:01,708
Like in Africa or in the Middle East?

761
00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:04,541
Um, I guess in general?

762
00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,375
I'm generally worried about--

763
00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:08,791
- A-- about what?
- [giggles]

764
00:38:09,958 --> 00:38:12,000
- Well, in general.
- Ah.

765
00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:14,333
Um, and in detail?

766
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:16,458
In detail?

767
00:38:16,458 --> 00:38:20,375
Well, about the climate crisis,
the economic crisis,

768
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:22,500
the destruction of tropical rain forests...

769
00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:23,875
- Ah.
- ...terrorism, the pandemic,

770
00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:25,750
um, all the children starving in Africa--

771
00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:27,041
Uh... A-and in Ethiopia?

772
00:38:28,625 --> 00:38:29,833
Well, yes, of course.

773
00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:33,041
You can't have all the world's problems
on your shoulders.

774
00:38:33,041 --> 00:38:34,708
- Or can you?
- [woman shrieking]

775
00:38:34,708 --> 00:38:36,958
Is that you, honey-bunny?
Where were you?

776
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:39,166
Wow, you look so handsome, so elegant.

777
00:38:39,166 --> 00:38:41,500
- I've missed you so much. [smooching]
- But--

778
00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:46,833
- What are you doing, ma'am?
- What, don't you recognize me?

779
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,125
No. Please leave me alone.
You're a lunatic!

780
00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:51,625
Hello, hello, excuse me. Uh...

781
00:38:52,916 --> 00:38:54,500
- Is this guy bothering you, ma'am?
- What?

782
00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:55,916
- She's the one bothering me.
- No.

783
00:38:55,916 --> 00:38:57,416
Calm down. Calm down!

784
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:58,916
Should we calm him down for you?

785
00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:02,291
It's just our little lovers' spat.
Right, honey-bunny?

786
00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:03,708
- Who are you?
- [giggles]

787
00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:16,166
Get out.

788
00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:17,625
Get out!

789
00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:19,125
What's up?

790
00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:23,083
You hired that crazy woman
to embarrass and humiliate me.

791
00:39:23,083 --> 00:39:24,000
But...

792
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,250
What is this is about?

793
00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:28,291
Klara.

794
00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:30,708
She... She took off.

795
00:39:31,541 --> 00:39:33,083
- She was crying.
- She was crying?

796
00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:34,666
- I think so.
- That's good.

797
00:39:35,208 --> 00:39:38,708
- That means to her, you're important.
- Well, to me, you're just an asshole.

798
00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:39,750
Chill out.

799
00:39:39,750 --> 00:39:42,583
- Everything is going to plan then.
- Oh yeah? What plan?

800
00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:47,000
Since time immemorial,
lovers have conquered obstacles,

801
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,125
haven't they?

802
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,166
Hamlet and Ophelia, Romeo and Juliet...

803
00:39:50,166 --> 00:39:53,291
To get your happy ending,
you've gotta use your noodle.

804
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:57,583
Wh-- What happy ending?
They all die, you dolt!

805
00:39:58,166 --> 00:39:59,041
[pants]

806
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,250
- Just trust me.
- [groans]

807
00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:08,958
["Serenade No. 13 in G Major
'A Little Night Music'" playing]

808
00:40:20,416 --> 00:40:22,958
- Ha. This is my design. Do you like it?
- Yeah?

809
00:40:22,958 --> 00:40:23,916
Nice.

810
00:40:23,916 --> 00:40:25,750
- [Ola] I have to go home.
- [Patsy] Out of the question.

811
00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:26,708
I really do.

812
00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,833
Aleksandra, am I asking too much of you?

813
00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:30,041
I just want-- [sighs]

814
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:32,333
I expect a little more support from you.

815
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,250
- That's all.
- I didn't want a wedding like this.

816
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:35,583
- I wanted a modest--
- Modest?

817
00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:37,625
What will people say? And the opposition?

818
00:40:37,625 --> 00:40:40,416
That my husband doesn't adhere
to the most important values?

819
00:40:40,416 --> 00:40:42,875
Every girl dreams of a fairy-tale wedding.

820
00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:45,208
- Would you let me explain?
- [Patsy] I'm talking now!

821
00:40:45,208 --> 00:40:49,208
And you, try not to forget
that you're joining our family.

822
00:40:49,708 --> 00:40:51,875
That's our <i>family.</i>

823
00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:55,500
Our position has certain obligations.
My husband is about to become president.

824
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,916
- That's great. Excuse me. Excuse me!
- [scoffs]

825
00:40:57,916 --> 00:41:00,791
Why are you just standing there?
Bring her back now!

826
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:04,916
And why are you standing there?
Are you recording the cake?

827
00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:06,458
All right, let's start from scratch.

828
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,833
[Tomek] Hold on.

829
00:41:13,833 --> 00:41:17,375
[panting] You can't drive
in this condition. Let me drive you.

830
00:41:20,083 --> 00:41:22,291
[camera shutter clicking]

831
00:41:31,875 --> 00:41:35,125
- [Ola] How is your contract of a lifetime?
- [Tomek] Ah, they weren't worth it.

832
00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,375
You know,
I got through your <i>Tristan and Isolde</i>.

833
00:41:37,375 --> 00:41:38,416
- Got through it?
- Yeah.

834
00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:40,500
- Any thoughts?
- Well, it's an interesting story.

835
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,583
She gets forcibly engaged to that king,
falls in with Tristan,

836
00:41:43,583 --> 00:41:45,083
and they're together
for the rest of their lives.

837
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:46,958
I know it by heart.
I don't need your cliff notes.

838
00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:48,375
Any opinions of your own?

839
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,625
- Well, you were really screwed over.
- [Ola laughs]

840
00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:52,666
- And by you, I mean women.
- Mm-hmm.

841
00:41:52,666 --> 00:41:55,416
Forced into marriage
against your will for financial reasons.

842
00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:58,083
You think a little orphan girl
snagged a Prince Charming?

843
00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:02,000
- Fell for his money and status?
- No, I'm just offering to be your Tristan.

844
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,916
In case you have a dragon
you need to hunt.

845
00:42:03,916 --> 00:42:05,666
Thanks, no need. [chuckles]

846
00:42:06,833 --> 00:42:08,125
That's pretty convenient.

847
00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:12,583
Eh? [chuckles] You get married,
consummate with your husband,

848
00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,958
and then... sleep with whoever you want.

849
00:42:15,958 --> 00:42:17,041
You're unbelievable.

850
00:42:17,041 --> 00:42:19,750
- That's how the book goes.
- All right, stop digging your own grave.

851
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:20,708
[sighs]

852
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,958
[panting] Grandma, are you all right?

853
00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:28,416
Bronek called to say
you weren't answering your phone.

854
00:42:28,416 --> 00:42:29,458
Bronek?

855
00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:30,625
He's hysterical.

856
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:33,916
Stubborn like an ox,
and he won't see a doctor.

857
00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:37,291
I just broke up with him. [gasps]

858
00:42:37,958 --> 00:42:39,458
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

859
00:42:39,458 --> 00:42:43,125
- This is Tomek. He's filming a making of.
- Wh-- What does that mean?

860
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:46,500
- Uh, it's a film about the film.
- Ah.

861
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:47,958
Thanks. You can go now.

862
00:42:48,583 --> 00:42:51,500
Ola, dear. Why don't you make some tea.

863
00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:57,916
And you, sonny,
get the cake and some plates.

864
00:42:57,916 --> 00:42:59,291
- [sighs]
- [chair squeaks]

865
00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:01,083
- [teapot clatters]
- [water running]

866
00:43:11,666 --> 00:43:13,625
- That's when the mother-in-law...
- [phone vibrating]

867
00:43:13,625 --> 00:43:16,916
...said that if they skimp on the wedding,
it would totally ruin their prestige.

868
00:43:16,916 --> 00:43:19,916
- [laughing]
- [laughing] Totally. Let them fall.

869
00:43:19,916 --> 00:43:21,166
[Tomek laughing]

870
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:23,041
- [phone vibrating]
- [Grandma] Such a nice boy.

871
00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:26,833
- Hmm?
- Do you see any faults in yourself?

872
00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:28,916
- Mm-hmm.
- Too bad you've gotta go, Tomek.

873
00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:31,666
- It was a pleasure.
- [with mouth full] A lot of 'em. [laughs]

874
00:43:31,666 --> 00:43:34,541
Gluttony, lack of manners. [chuckles]
Excuse me.

875
00:43:34,541 --> 00:43:36,375
[Grandma laughs]

876
00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:40,291
Laziness, thoughtlessness, unreliability,

877
00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:43,666
impulsiveness, weakness
for the fairer sex, unstable emotions.

878
00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:46,291
- [Grandma laughing]
- I could go through the whole alphabet.

879
00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,291
It's unbelievable.

880
00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:51,666
He's the spitting image
of your late grandfather.

881
00:43:53,083 --> 00:43:55,583
- That rascal.
- But I believe in love.

882
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:59,500
- What do you mean?
- Grandma, don't listen to him.

883
00:44:00,958 --> 00:44:03,375
I believe love can change a person.

884
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:04,708
[gentle music playing]

885
00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:05,750
That when we love,

886
00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:08,083
we become better.

887
00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:13,750
And the world around us
becomes better too.

888
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,791
You should write that down.

889
00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:19,250
Poetry.

890
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:22,166
[Tomek chuckles softly]

891
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:24,750
[Grandma] One more piece?

892
00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:27,500
- I'll take it if you're not gonna eat it.
- [cutlery clinks]

893
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,833
[Tomek, with mouth full] Mmm. Delicious!

894
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,916
- [phone vibrating]
- Oh geez, I'm sorry!

895
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:34,875
- Hello?
- [Janek] <i>Where are you right now?</i>

896
00:44:34,875 --> 00:44:36,750
<i>Patsy is apoplectic.</i>

897
00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:39,750
A rascal,
but you can tell that he likes you, dear.

898
00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:40,666
[plates clink]

899
00:44:41,375 --> 00:44:44,875
- What are you talking about?
- About the way he looks at you.

900
00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:47,500
- What way?
- What else? Things are buzzing!

901
00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:48,791
Grandma!

902
00:44:48,791 --> 00:44:50,000
It's true!

903
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,500
Buzzing. Buzzing.

904
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:53,666
- [gentle music continues]
- [sighs softly]

905
00:45:14,541 --> 00:45:15,416
[Klara screams]

906
00:45:16,416 --> 00:45:18,166
- Thief!
- Stay there! [panting]

907
00:45:20,750 --> 00:45:22,083
- [straining]
- [bird flaps wings]

908
00:45:22,083 --> 00:45:23,833
Boo! [laughing]

909
00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:25,208
- It's you?
- Who else?

910
00:45:25,208 --> 00:45:26,916
- How could you do that?
- [laughs]

911
00:45:27,416 --> 00:45:28,458
How could you, huh?

912
00:45:28,458 --> 00:45:30,333
Destiny needs a little help.

913
00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:32,541
- You're a thief.
- Well then, snitch on me.

914
00:45:32,541 --> 00:45:35,416
- Why didn't you warn me first?
- I wanted you to look natural.

915
00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:37,041
And you did. Here you go.

916
00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:37,958
You...

917
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:40,166
- What's going on here?
- It's him!

918
00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:43,208
What? Gentlemen, what are you--
[grunts] It wasn't me!

919
00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:45,250
Yeah, very good! That's right.

920
00:45:45,250 --> 00:45:46,541
Gentlemen, it's not him!

921
00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:48,625
- No, no, no! It's not him!
- Take this-- What?

922
00:45:48,625 --> 00:45:50,583
- I'm telling you, it's not him!
- [Janek groaning]

923
00:45:50,583 --> 00:45:52,166
- It's not him.
- Ah.

924
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,458
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

925
00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:05,791
[grunts]

926
00:46:06,666 --> 00:46:07,625
- [huffs]
- Does it hurt?

927
00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:09,041
Not at all. [straining]

928
00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,458
[breathing deeply]

929
00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:12,958
[romantic music playing]

930
00:46:15,125 --> 00:46:16,000
May I?

931
00:46:27,541 --> 00:46:29,416
I really like you a lot, Klara.

932
00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:30,333
I like you too.

933
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:32,250
But that's why we can't.

934
00:46:32,250 --> 00:46:33,208
Why not?

935
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,791
Yeah. I don't want you on my conscience.

936
00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:37,291
But what are you...

937
00:46:38,583 --> 00:46:40,333
There's some kind of curse over me.

938
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,083
Every guy that I...

939
00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:45,125
[exhales] One died
in a motorbike accident,

940
00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:47,708
another disappeared
in a trekking trip in Asia.

941
00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:50,208
The third one had a great business
that suddenly went bankrupt.

942
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,166
That's why I dress like this,
in these rags, these jumpsuits,

943
00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:55,791
so people don't see me
because I'm afraid that if--

944
00:46:55,791 --> 00:46:57,291
[both moaning]

945
00:47:04,041 --> 00:47:04,916
All right.

946
00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:09,791
- I don't want to rush into things.
- I understand.

947
00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:13,333
All right, the asymptote can wait.

948
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,041
It can wait.

949
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,541
And we can do it whenever you're ready.

950
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,833
Thank you.

951
00:47:24,916 --> 00:47:25,875
You are so...

952
00:47:29,416 --> 00:47:30,416
So...

953
00:47:32,541 --> 00:47:34,791
- You're like a lion.
- Wait! I-- Oh!

954
00:47:35,333 --> 00:47:36,833
- Oh!
- No, no, no, stop whining.

955
00:47:37,833 --> 00:47:39,250
[dreamy French song playing]

956
00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:53,625
[music stops]

957
00:47:56,708 --> 00:47:58,750
[Tomek laughing louder]

958
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,333
- Ah!
- I forgot my key.

959
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:02,500
- [chuckles]
- I can see you're in a good mood.

960
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,416
- Oh, well... [chuckles]
- No, I don't believe it. [laughs]

961
00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:07,041
- Mm-hmm.
- Seriously?

962
00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:10,541
Did you manage
to get your stem in her flower bud?

963
00:48:11,375 --> 00:48:12,458
You're just pathetic.

964
00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:15,541
But I was right.
Your shared trauma brought you together.

965
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:18,166
- But it was completely staged.
- But you didn't know that.

966
00:48:18,166 --> 00:48:20,083
Well, now I know. And...

967
00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:22,875
I'm done. I'm done filming.

968
00:48:22,875 --> 00:48:25,666
Thanks to me, you got your flower
in just a few days.

969
00:48:25,666 --> 00:48:28,791
- And you want to abandon me?
- Ola is too nice for you, man.

970
00:48:28,791 --> 00:48:32,166
And you're just trying to ruin her life
for fun, but I won't let you.

971
00:48:32,166 --> 00:48:34,750
We had a deal. You promised to help me.

972
00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:37,916
- Because I wanted you to leave.
- No, you can't abandon me.

973
00:48:39,500 --> 00:48:40,500
Look who's talking?

974
00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:42,541
The runaway king.

975
00:48:42,541 --> 00:48:45,083
- [scoffs] What are you talking about?
- You know perfectly well.

976
00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:46,916
- [sad music playing]
- Where were you when mom died?

977
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000
I was studying.

978
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,958
Studying?

979
00:48:53,958 --> 00:48:55,458
You call that studying?

980
00:48:56,208 --> 00:48:58,375
Parties, chicks,
that's all you cared about.

981
00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:02,708
That's not true.

982
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:08,083
- You can't abandon me.
- Actually I can.

983
00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:11,416
No!

984
00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,416
- Yes.
- No, man!

985
00:49:14,416 --> 00:49:15,666
- Yes!
- No!

986
00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:18,208
- [both grunting]
- [sinister music playing]

987
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:46,625
[metal door unlocks]

988
00:49:53,666 --> 00:49:54,791
[music fades]

989
00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:58,000
[metal door closes]

990
00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:02,708
Do you know who I am?

991
00:50:04,083 --> 00:50:04,958
Smyra.

992
00:50:05,875 --> 00:50:07,208
Don Smyra.

993
00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:09,083
Th-- Th-- The greatest Polish...

994
00:50:09,083 --> 00:50:10,875
Polish gangster.

995
00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:11,791
It's bull crap.

996
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:13,916
Georgie.

997
00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:18,208
Georgie here is... [chuckles]
...a terrible criminal,

998
00:50:19,166 --> 00:50:21,833
- but his cooking is five-star.
- [scissors clank]

999
00:50:22,541 --> 00:50:25,500
Please, have a seat.
Georgie, what did you make for us?

1000
00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,125
Oh, a classic, Mr. Smyra.

1001
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,875
<i>Homard grillé au béarnais</i>

1002
00:50:30,958 --> 00:50:33,333
Lobster, a delicious breakfast.

1003
00:50:33,916 --> 00:50:35,166
Grab yourself a claw.

1004
00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:37,250
And bon appetit.

1005
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,041
Now to the point.

1006
00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:43,458
I was supposed to get out on parole.
And I would have,

1007
00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:46,708
if not for Kosecki, who's targeting me
with a new investigation.

1008
00:50:48,208 --> 00:50:50,958
That's interesting,
but what does it have to do with us?

1009
00:50:50,958 --> 00:50:54,083
Although I'm sitting here,
I have eyes and ears everywhere.

1010
00:50:55,875 --> 00:50:57,083
So...

1011
00:50:57,666 --> 00:50:58,541
What do you see?

1012
00:50:58,541 --> 00:50:59,958
- I see you.
- Me?

1013
00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:01,833
A cheap Casanova.

1014
00:51:01,833 --> 00:51:03,083
And what you're up to.

1015
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:05,541
- And what am I up to?
- No good!

1016
00:51:08,916 --> 00:51:12,833
If Kosecki Junior doesn't get married
tomorrow, then I...

1017
00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:13,958
Then you're screwed.

1018
00:51:14,541 --> 00:51:15,750
Then I'm screwed.

1019
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:17,583
And then that would make you what?

1020
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:18,500
Screwed also?

1021
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,875
Screwed also,
worse than a turkey at Thanksgiving.

1022
00:51:20,875 --> 00:51:22,958
First thing I'll do
is hurt your loved ones.

1023
00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:25,958
- Yeah, but we don't have family.
- And the flower girl?

1024
00:51:26,791 --> 00:51:29,416
[gasps] I mean, she just sells cacti and--

1025
00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:31,666
Hold on. Just a moment,
one moment. Hold on.

1026
00:51:32,416 --> 00:51:34,833
I don't understand.
One more time from the beginning.

1027
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:37,833
What does Kosecki
never stop talking about?

1028
00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:40,666
The death penalty.
He's obsessed with that shit.

1029
00:51:40,666 --> 00:51:45,500
The death penalty is the second
most important to... family.

1030
00:51:46,291 --> 00:51:49,041
If I'm family,
he'll have to kill the investigation.

1031
00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,208
Get it?

1032
00:52:03,208 --> 00:52:04,666
Ola is my flesh and blood.

1033
00:52:04,666 --> 00:52:06,833
[Janek] What?
So Kosecki didn't check her out?

1034
00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,125
He tried to.

1035
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,583
But I erased any records long ago.

1036
00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:14,958
So then, Ola
and Kosecki Junior's wedding is a setup?

1037
00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:18,041
Do you take me for an asshole
who would use his kid?

1038
00:52:18,041 --> 00:52:19,666
No, not at all.

1039
00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,583
So no more making-of?

1040
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:25,833
Quite the opposite.

1041
00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:28,000
You'll finish your gig, of course.

1042
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,166
I can't wait
to have such a wonderful souvenir.

1043
00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:33,541
Now, dig right in. Come on.

1044
00:52:39,041 --> 00:52:41,041
- Ah!
- Ow!

1045
00:52:45,916 --> 00:52:47,708
- [groans]
- [pants]

1046
00:52:51,125 --> 00:52:52,708
How many girls have you dumped?

1047
00:52:53,291 --> 00:52:54,791
Hmm, a few.

1048
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:58,083
But I'm sure they're much happier now,
believe me.

1049
00:52:58,083 --> 00:52:59,000
Why do you ask?

1050
00:53:00,875 --> 00:53:04,083
Because for the first time in my life,
I wish I were like you.

1051
00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:06,875
A heartless Casanova.

1052
00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:19,875
- Hey, babe.
- Hi.

1053
00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:20,791
Whassup?

1054
00:53:21,958 --> 00:53:23,666
- [exhales]
- [Klara] Hmm.

1055
00:53:24,458 --> 00:53:25,333
Coming in?

1056
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,083
[exhales]

1057
00:53:27,583 --> 00:53:28,416
Nah.

1058
00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:32,541
[exhales] I've gotta go.
I've got a date with a chick.

1059
00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:36,208
I mean, sorry it didn't work out.

1060
00:53:36,208 --> 00:53:38,083
Are you high right now?

1061
00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:39,083
What? Huh?

1062
00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:40,666
N-- No, but I plan to be.

1063
00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,583
It's not about you.
Please don't make that face.

1064
00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,291
It's me. I need more space and...

1065
00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:52,000
Well, you... you know, we... we had some fun,
coco-jumbo and all that.

1066
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:54,791
[sighs] We never promised anything, yeah?

1067
00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:57,708
Please, just don't start crying,
all right?

1068
00:53:58,208 --> 00:54:00,541
Co... Coco-jumbo and all that?

1069
00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:03,666
- I don't get it.
- [groans]

1070
00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:06,500
Yesterday you said you liked me,
and today--

1071
00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,458
And today is today. That's life, babe.

1072
00:54:09,875 --> 00:54:11,875
Everything's got an end, right?

1073
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,166
So, well...

1074
00:54:13,833 --> 00:54:14,666
See you.

1075
00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:17,000
[footsteps receding rapidly]

1076
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:37,958
[car stops]

1077
00:54:39,083 --> 00:54:40,000
[handbrake creaks]

1078
00:54:45,541 --> 00:54:46,541
[car door closes]

1079
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,750
- [clears throat]
- [Tomek] Okay--

1080
00:54:57,750 --> 00:55:00,833
If you'll just sign right here,
we can get started.

1081
00:55:00,833 --> 00:55:02,041
What is that?

1082
00:55:02,041 --> 00:55:04,583
It's an annex.
The final cut belongs to us.

1083
00:55:05,291 --> 00:55:06,125
Right.

1084
00:55:07,333 --> 00:55:09,833
May I ask you, Kris,
to clap for the microphone,

1085
00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:11,291
so we can sync the audio?

1086
00:55:11,291 --> 00:55:12,583
- Me?
- Yeah.

1087
00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:13,916
[groans]

1088
00:55:14,541 --> 00:55:17,500
- One moment. Right here.
- Here.

1089
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,125
[clap]

1090
00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,666
Oh sorry, one more time.

1091
00:55:21,708 --> 00:55:22,958
- [clap]
- [laughs softly]

1092
00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:24,458
Okay.

1093
00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:29,083
- When did you get together?
- Over a year.

1094
00:55:29,083 --> 00:55:32,666
One year, two months,
five days, and... eight hours.

1095
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:34,708
It was love at first sight.

1096
00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:39,125
Oh incredible. I thought things like that
only happen in movies.

1097
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:41,708
Well, as you can see,
life writes the best stories.

1098
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:44,916
[Tomek] Uh, okay,
and where did you meet?

1099
00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:47,583
- At a wedding.
- [chuckles]

1100
00:55:47,583 --> 00:55:50,958
Ola's friend and my friend,
it was their wedding, you know?

1101
00:55:51,666 --> 00:55:52,708
It was a sign.

1102
00:55:53,875 --> 00:55:54,958
Uh, what sign?

1103
00:55:56,833 --> 00:56:00,083
From above.
We were simply destined for each other.

1104
00:56:00,083 --> 00:56:03,041
[Tomek] Wow. that is incredibly romantic.

1105
00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:05,541
And what was it like
from your perspective, Ola?

1106
00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:06,666
Same feeling.

1107
00:56:07,541 --> 00:56:10,666
You're such a lucky guy, Kris.
You never had any competition.

1108
00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:15,666
And what do you think
about the institution of marriage?

1109
00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:17,208
Well, that's pretty obvious.

1110
00:56:17,791 --> 00:56:20,875
Marriage is a religiously consecrated bond
between two people,

1111
00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:23,875
which confirms their love
through a sacrament.

1112
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:26,875
And what about you?

1113
00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:29,250
- A romantic journey into the unknown.
- Oh!

1114
00:56:29,916 --> 00:56:31,833
A journey. Very well put.

1115
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:33,916
- Like Columbus' journey.
- [Ola] Exactly.

1116
00:56:33,916 --> 00:56:38,166
Yes. You're Columbus, and I'm America,
which you're trying to plunder. [chuckles]

1117
00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:41,416
- I'm sorry. That's not what...
- [chuckles]

1118
00:56:41,416 --> 00:56:44,000
Is... Is it just me
or are these questions stupid?

1119
00:56:44,583 --> 00:56:47,416
- Uh, the viewers would like to know.
- Excuse me, what viewers?

1120
00:56:47,416 --> 00:56:49,958
Well, how about... their children.

1121
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:52,541
They'll want to see
how their parents got it all started.

1122
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:54,750
Which reminds me, uh...

1123
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:58,041
Children, I assume
you're gonna wanna have them, right?

1124
00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:01,500
Uh, you're having unprotected sex, right?

1125
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,583
You're being vulgar.
I don't appreciate it.

1126
00:57:03,583 --> 00:57:05,541
- Let's end this circus. Let's finish.
- All right.

1127
00:57:05,541 --> 00:57:07,416
- Do you mind one last question?
- No.

1128
00:57:16,875 --> 00:57:21,791
We know how your relationship began,
but where was the first time for you?

1129
00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:25,166
- Sex before marriage is a sin.
- Yeah.

1130
00:57:27,375 --> 00:57:29,375
So, you haven't done it? [laughs]

1131
00:57:30,041 --> 00:57:31,250
No, we haven't.

1132
00:57:34,291 --> 00:57:36,416
- Are we done?
- Yeah! [chuckles]

1133
00:57:37,041 --> 00:57:38,500
[Patsy] The Minister is here.

1134
00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,708
Great. [chuckles]

1135
00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:44,375
[camera shutter clicking]

1136
00:57:45,250 --> 00:57:46,166
Welcome back, sir.

1137
00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:49,208
Uh, your speech, sir.

1138
00:57:49,208 --> 00:57:51,916
- For the Floor?
- No, this one is for Kris's wedding.

1139
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,083
Darling, these are the filmmakers.

1140
00:57:58,083 --> 00:57:59,583
Take that away. Take that...

1141
00:58:00,166 --> 00:58:01,791
[Tomek] Just one quick question.

1142
00:58:01,791 --> 00:58:05,000
What are your hopes
for the marriage of your firstborn son?

1143
00:58:06,125 --> 00:58:07,125
Marriage.

1144
00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:11,500
First of all,
we should define what exactly it is.

1145
00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:16,833
It's a religiously consecrated bond
between two people who love each other.

1146
00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:19,750
And of course,
it's the foundation of any family.

1147
00:58:19,750 --> 00:58:22,750
Uh, and family is a sacred repository--

1148
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:27,083
- You've got some kind of fluff here.
- [Patsy] Yeah. I noticed that earlier.

1149
00:58:27,083 --> 00:58:28,416
- Take care of it.
- [Patsy] All right.

1150
00:58:28,416 --> 00:58:30,333
- You could see that.
- [Patsy] It's fine. Calm down.

1151
00:58:31,416 --> 00:58:32,833
[Tomek] I'm sorry, Minister.

1152
00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:38,166
Marriage is the foundation family,
and family is a repository

1153
00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:41,625
of the greatest values and traditions
that our ancestors fought for,

1154
00:58:41,625 --> 00:58:44,541
so we could live free and procreate

1155
00:58:44,541 --> 00:58:49,333
for the ultimate benefit
of our most dearly beloved homeland.

1156
00:58:49,333 --> 00:58:52,708
That's why
my presidential administration will...

1157
00:58:52,708 --> 00:58:55,291
be focused on... family values.

1158
00:58:58,916 --> 00:59:00,500
All right then... [clears throat]

1159
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:04,958
We'll be welcoming distinguished guests
at exactly 5 p.m.

1160
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:10,583
Thank you for honoring us
with, um, your presence.

1161
00:59:10,583 --> 00:59:12,125
Keep moving. Keep moving.

1162
00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:17,291
<i>Merci de nous honorer de votre présence.</i>

1163
00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:22,375
<i>Grazie per onorarci con la tua presenza.</i>

1164
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:25,416
<i>- Signora, tutto perfetto!
-</i> Good, keep talking. Let's move on. Hey.

1165
00:59:25,416 --> 00:59:28,958
All right. Okay. Everyone sits down now.

1166
00:59:30,125 --> 00:59:33,333
The time is now,
wait, let's see, 6.03 p.m.

1167
00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:35,666
Time for the bridegroom's father's speech.

1168
00:59:35,666 --> 00:59:38,166
[wedding planner] One sentence,
I think is very important...

1169
00:59:38,166 --> 00:59:40,958
All right, all right.
I'm sure it'll be beautiful and moving.

1170
00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:42,791
Everyone is totally crying now.

1171
00:59:42,791 --> 00:59:44,833
- We're crying. That's right.
- [guests crying]

1172
00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:46,291
Keep crying!

1173
00:59:47,291 --> 00:59:49,083
- Did I say something funny?
- No.

1174
00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:51,583
- So, what's so funny to you?
- Nothing.

1175
00:59:51,583 --> 00:59:54,875
Lately, you've been acting...
pretty distracted, you know.

1176
00:59:54,875 --> 00:59:56,208
I'm sorry. [chuckles]

1177
00:59:56,208 --> 00:59:58,916
All right, the minister has finished.

1178
00:59:58,916 --> 01:00:00,541
And now, eh...

1179
01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:02,500
Applause, applause.

1180
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:04,708
- [scattered applauding]
- Is that what you call applause?

1181
01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:06,500
- Standing ovation.
- [wedding planner] More!

1182
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:10,291
- [applauding intensifies]
- Applause! Stand up! Stand up!

1183
01:00:10,291 --> 01:00:14,625
- Kosecki!
- [guests chanting] Kosecki for President!

1184
01:00:14,625 --> 01:00:17,625
For President! For President!

1185
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:20,458
Kosecki! Kosecki!

1186
01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:23,916
For President! For President! Kosecki!

1187
01:00:23,916 --> 01:00:26,708
- [chanting and applauding fade]
- Thank you. Thank you, everyone.

1188
01:00:28,250 --> 01:00:33,666
I promise you I will stand guard
and protect our true Polish families.

1189
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:37,875
We will not let our enemies
undermine Poland

1190
01:00:37,875 --> 01:00:39,791
or our traditional family values.

1191
01:00:39,791 --> 01:00:41,250
Don't make a fool of yourself.
It's a rehearsal.

1192
01:00:41,250 --> 01:00:42,458
- What?
- It's just a rehearsal.

1193
01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:44,166
- Oh.
- Where are you going?

1194
01:00:44,666 --> 01:00:49,375
Um, we're about to practice
some wedding games now. [chuckles]

1195
01:00:49,375 --> 01:00:51,875
- I have a government meeting to get to.
- Fuck the government!

1196
01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:55,708
When people see online you're one of them,
your polls are totally going up.

1197
01:00:57,083 --> 01:00:58,500
If you think so, sweetheart.

1198
01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:00,791
Oh, don't mess with my hair.

1199
01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:02,416
["Infernal Galop" playing]

1200
01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:06,291
[music stops]

1201
01:01:06,291 --> 01:01:07,500
[scattered laughing]

1202
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:11,125
[music resumes]

1203
01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:21,708
No! Stop, stop, stop, stop!
This just isn't right.

1204
01:01:21,708 --> 01:01:25,083
- What are you going on about?
- We're in here, in our grand Polish home.

1205
01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:27,625
We're not going to dance to foreign music.

1206
01:01:27,625 --> 01:01:30,375
- ["King Wladyslaw Jagiello" playing]
- Ah! There we go!

1207
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:39,916
[music stops]

1208
01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:43,416
[guests laughing]

1209
01:01:43,958 --> 01:01:44,958
[music resumes]

1210
01:01:48,458 --> 01:01:49,333
[music stops]

1211
01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:51,791
[guests laughing softly]

1212
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,041
[music resumes]

1213
01:02:09,541 --> 01:02:10,416
[music stops]

1214
01:02:11,666 --> 01:02:15,000
- [guests laughing]
- [Patsy] Kosecki for president!

1215
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,166
He did it again.

1216
01:02:16,791 --> 01:02:18,875
He's fighting
like it's the presidential chair.

1217
01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:23,000
[guests chanting] ...for President!
Kosecki for President!

1218
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:25,541
- [sad music playing]
- [dog barking in distance]

1219
01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:02,708
One, two. [clears throat]

1220
01:03:02,708 --> 01:03:06,083
Now, the most beautiful moment
of the entire evening.

1221
01:03:06,083 --> 01:03:11,000
I present to you the newlyweds,
Krystian and Aleksandra.

1222
01:03:11,541 --> 01:03:14,416
Um, Krystian isn't here. Sorry.

1223
01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:17,166
He's out multiplying the GDP. [chuckles]

1224
01:03:17,166 --> 01:03:19,500
- Tomasz, could you take his place?
- Me?

1225
01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:23,541
- [Patsy] If you wouldn't mind.
- Uh, I'm sure I won't be as good as he is.

1226
01:03:24,125 --> 01:03:26,541
I know. Of course not,
but it's only a rehearsal.

1227
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,125
- [sighs]
- All right.

1228
01:03:29,125 --> 01:03:30,041
Hold this.

1229
01:03:31,916 --> 01:03:34,125
- What now?
- Nothing. Stand there.

1230
01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:43,708
[waltz playing]

1231
01:03:50,125 --> 01:03:52,208
Oh, you asked for it. [laughs]

1232
01:04:04,916 --> 01:04:08,291
- Do you have to suck up to her so much?
- What? Are you jealous?

1233
01:04:08,291 --> 01:04:10,291
- Are you enjoying it?
- What?

1234
01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:11,541
Being such an asshole.

1235
01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:14,166
[laughs] Being an asshole is my specialty.

1236
01:04:24,166 --> 01:04:25,666
[Ola] What are you-- Stop it.

1237
01:04:28,791 --> 01:04:31,583
["Kiss Me Baby" by Jonathan Boyle
and Warren Attwell playing]

1238
01:04:31,583 --> 01:04:33,625
<i>♪ Now I'm all shook up
Like I've never known</i>... <i>♪</i>

1239
01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:37,833
Oh, come on, let's warm up
for your bachelorette party.

1240
01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:39,166
♪ ...<i>trip to Paris ♪</i>

1241
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:41,708
<i>♪ The kind of heart
That can't take much hidin' ♪</i>

1242
01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:44,208
<i>♪ Kiss me baby
Set my soul on fire ♪</i>

1243
01:04:44,208 --> 01:04:46,375
<i>♪ Kiss me baby, ooh ♪</i>

1244
01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:49,208
<i>♪ Kiss me baby
Set my soul on fire ♪</i>

1245
01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:51,375
<i>♪ Kiss me baby, ooh ♪</i>

1246
01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:53,833
<i>♪ Kiss me baby, mmm ♪</i>

1247
01:04:53,833 --> 01:04:56,833
<i>♪ I'm feelin' lonely
Just feelin' inspired ♪</i>

1248
01:04:56,833 --> 01:04:59,333
<i>♪ Kiss me baby
Set my soul on fire ♪</i>

1249
01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:01,916
<i>- ♪ No , but you got the moves ♪
-</i>[Ola laughing]

1250
01:05:01,916 --> 01:05:04,625
<i>♪ So excited when you got the groove</i>... <i>♪</i>

1251
01:05:04,625 --> 01:05:05,833
What is this?

1252
01:05:11,916 --> 01:05:15,375
Stop that now!
Turn it off! Turn it off right now!

1253
01:05:15,916 --> 01:05:17,375
- [music stops]
- Enough of that!

1254
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:19,708
It's totally break time.

1255
01:05:19,708 --> 01:05:21,125
You haven't seen anything.

1256
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:22,583
No one saw anything, okay?

1257
01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:24,666
- Forget about it immediately.
- [footsteps receding]

1258
01:05:24,666 --> 01:05:26,750
- [panting]
- [panting]

1259
01:05:29,875 --> 01:05:31,416
[phone beeping]

1260
01:05:31,958 --> 01:05:32,875
[chuckles]

1261
01:05:35,666 --> 01:05:38,041
Your mother-in-law is stalking me.

1262
01:05:50,458 --> 01:05:52,875
Well, I guess i just lost my job.

1263
01:05:52,875 --> 01:05:54,125
[Ola chuckles softly]

1264
01:05:57,583 --> 01:05:58,750
[footsteps receding]

1265
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:06,666
What are you drinking?

1266
01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:08,291
Nothing, thanks.

1267
01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:11,041
I still need to edit the footage.

1268
01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:13,541
Could you help me undo my dress first?

1269
01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:16,583
I need to lay down.

1270
01:06:17,625 --> 01:06:19,041
I don't want to wrinkle it.

1271
01:06:22,041 --> 01:06:23,500
Maybe I should call someone.

1272
01:06:24,625 --> 01:06:27,041
- To unzip a dress? [chuckles]
- [laughs uneasily]

1273
01:06:29,416 --> 01:06:31,250
- Oh, all right.
- [zipper unzips]

1274
01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:34,291
Thank you.

1275
01:06:36,833 --> 01:06:38,458
You see? I don't bite.

1276
01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:40,250
Where are you going?

1277
01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:43,750
Uh, well, you said you were tired.
I don't want to bother you.

1278
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,500
- Could I ask you for one more thing?
- What is it?

1279
01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:47,958
Massage my neck.

1280
01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:50,083
I'm feeling so tense.

1281
01:06:50,083 --> 01:06:52,791
Uh, yeah, I'm not a masseur though.

1282
01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:54,750
All right. What's the issue?

1283
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:56,750
I'm only asking a tiny favor.

1284
01:06:57,750 --> 01:06:58,583
Oh, all right.

1285
01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:02,250
You don't think I'm trying
to have my way with you?

1286
01:07:02,250 --> 01:07:03,208
[Tomek] Well, no.

1287
01:07:04,208 --> 01:07:06,375
I would never do that to my husband.

1288
01:07:07,125 --> 01:07:09,083
He would probably have you castrated.

1289
01:07:10,083 --> 01:07:11,708
And that's just for starters.

1290
01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,583
Mmm.

1291
01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:15,875
You know what?

1292
01:07:17,041 --> 01:07:18,625
You really missed your calling.

1293
01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:24,291
Could you make me one more drink?

1294
01:07:27,708 --> 01:07:28,666
Oh fuck.

1295
01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:48,166
Oh, woah.

1296
01:07:48,666 --> 01:07:50,083
Patsy, what are you doing?

1297
01:07:50,083 --> 01:07:52,208
You said you dreamed about it
since you were a child.

1298
01:07:52,208 --> 01:07:53,875
- Well, yeah.
- Were you lying?

1299
01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,875
- No.
- Just to get the gig?

1300
01:07:55,875 --> 01:07:57,875
- No.
- Of course you didn't.

1301
01:07:58,625 --> 01:08:00,750
- Don't you want me?
- Yeah.

1302
01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:03,375
- I see it in your eyes.
- Of course.

1303
01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:06,041
Afraid you won't keep up?

1304
01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:07,125
[chuckles] No.

1305
01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:10,333
I promise I'll be understanding.

1306
01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:14,625
And what about your husband?
He'll castrate me.

1307
01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:16,458
He doesn't give a damn.

1308
01:08:16,958 --> 01:08:20,375
He only gets hard
thinking about being president.

1309
01:08:20,375 --> 01:08:22,458
- [sighs]
- [moans]

1310
01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:28,916
The Divine Patsy is going to make
all of your wildest dreams come true.

1311
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:36,708
I'm going to show you some things, baby,
that you never would have imagined.

1312
01:08:36,708 --> 01:08:38,375
Ooh. [giggles]

1313
01:08:38,375 --> 01:08:39,791
[phone ringing]

1314
01:08:41,416 --> 01:08:42,416
[groans]

1315
01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:44,125
[huffs]

1316
01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:46,166
Yes, Mr. Chairman?

1317
01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,750
That's no problem at all, sir.

1318
01:08:51,166 --> 01:08:53,625
I don't give a shit
about those legal scholars.

1319
01:08:54,750 --> 01:08:56,625
We can find dirt on anyone.

1320
01:08:58,083 --> 01:08:59,875
At your service, Mr. Chairman.

1321
01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:02,291
Moron.

1322
01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:04,291
- Wait. Me first.
- [squeals]

1323
01:09:04,291 --> 01:09:05,416
[Tomek groans]

1324
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:06,916
Yeah.

1325
01:09:07,541 --> 01:09:10,375
- Yeah.
- I will ignite your desire.

1326
01:09:11,541 --> 01:09:12,958
Where are you going?

1327
01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:16,000
Where are you going, baby?

1328
01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:18,750
I'm going to...
I'm going to ignite your passion.

1329
01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:21,375
Now where is that...

1330
01:09:21,916 --> 01:09:24,125
Uh...

1331
01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:27,958
Ah.

1332
01:09:36,875 --> 01:09:38,541
My wife, where is she?

1333
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:39,666
- Hmm...
- The apartment?

1334
01:09:40,583 --> 01:09:42,125
You don't speak our language?
[chuckles]

1335
01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:43,958
- Fucking immigrants.
- [sneezes]

1336
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:46,833
[chuckles]

1337
01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:48,333
[alarm buzzing]

1338
01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:54,583
I'm on fire.

1339
01:09:55,666 --> 01:09:57,500
- Am I on fire?
- Yes, you are.

1340
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:58,666
There's a fire!

1341
01:09:58,666 --> 01:10:00,000
[funk music playing]

1342
01:10:10,208 --> 01:10:12,000
- [music continues]
- [laughing]

1343
01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:19,791
- [Kris] No! Gentlemen, no!
- [man 1] Come on, man!

1344
01:10:19,791 --> 01:10:22,750
- [all] Cheers!
- [indistinct chattering, laughing]

1345
01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:26,125
Let's have another one here.
Come on, drink, drink, drink!

1346
01:10:26,833 --> 01:10:27,916
All right. Whoo!

1347
01:10:27,916 --> 01:10:30,791
[all] Kris's health. Kris's health!
Here, here, here.

1348
01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:33,000
- [Janek] All right. Get ready.
- [man 1] Come on.

1349
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,041
[man 2] To Kris!

1350
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:38,625
Kiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!

1351
01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:40,250
Come on, let's have a dance!

1352
01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:42,500
[man 2] Yeah!
Hey man, where are you going?

1353
01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,750
- Toast, toast.
- To Ola's health!

1354
01:10:44,750 --> 01:10:46,583
Yes! Here's to Oli. [laughs]

1355
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:51,750
Listen, I've been thinking
that we have to get her something old.

1356
01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:53,125
- It brings good luck.
- [woman 2] Definitely!

1357
01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:54,666
- A necklace.
- [woman 1] Necklace...

1358
01:10:54,666 --> 01:10:58,083
- Will a necklace work with her dress?
- [woman 2] Yes. Or maybe a ring. [laughs]

1359
01:11:02,583 --> 01:11:04,708
- And what about--
- [woman 1] Let's go with the necklace.

1360
01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,833
- It'll go well with it.
- [phone ringing]

1361
01:11:06,833 --> 01:11:08,125
- Oh!
- Speak of the devil.

1362
01:11:08,125 --> 01:11:09,625
Just don't spill the beans.

1363
01:11:10,666 --> 01:11:11,500
[woman 1] Hey, girl!

1364
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:13,458
[Ola] <i>Hi. Um, start without me.</i>

1365
01:11:13,458 --> 01:11:17,000
<i>I'm sorry. My grandma got sick,
but you have fun. Everything's paid for.</i>

1366
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,166
- [woman 1] Ola, what happened?
- [Ola] <i>Nothing.</i>

1367
01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:20,333
[hang up dial tone]

1368
01:11:23,458 --> 01:11:24,291
[woman 1] Oh!

1369
01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:28,500
- [Kris] Why did you come here?
- [Patsy] Go back to your guests.

1370
01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:31,958
- Let's not talk about it.
- [Kris] Mom, I really like her.

1371
01:11:31,958 --> 01:11:34,750
Oh son, it's too late
for us to back out now.

1372
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:37,333
No! I can't do this to her.
Why don't you understand that?

1373
01:11:37,333 --> 01:11:40,875
Don't be such a sissy!
And don't forget how high the stakes are.

1374
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:44,250
In three days
your father is going to be president.

1375
01:11:48,166 --> 01:11:50,125
Oh, there you are! Come in.

1376
01:11:50,125 --> 01:11:51,708
- Everything okay?
- Yeah.

1377
01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:53,166
'Cause Ola called...

1378
01:11:53,166 --> 01:11:55,125
It's Ola who's not doing very well.

1379
01:11:55,125 --> 01:11:59,875
Her bachelorette party is beginning
right now, but she's here.

1380
01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:01,250
She's all alone.

1381
01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:02,416
Please help her.

1382
01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:04,500
Help her.

1383
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,416
I'm going to Bronek's.

1384
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:09,750
Go. Go.

1385
01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:11,083
Talk to her.

1386
01:12:11,083 --> 01:12:12,000
Bye.

1387
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:12,958
Now, go on!

1388
01:12:13,666 --> 01:12:15,458
Oh Jesus Christ, go talk to her!

1389
01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:24,541
[romantic song playing]
<i>♪ The man who stole my heart</i>... <i>♪</i>

1390
01:12:27,583 --> 01:12:28,583
Are you crying?

1391
01:12:32,666 --> 01:12:34,541
- I'm not crying.
- [glass clatters]

1392
01:12:34,541 --> 01:12:35,958
And I didn't invite you.

1393
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:38,416
- Why are you marrying this guy?
- Because!

1394
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:42,125
Because he makes me feel safe,
and he accepts me for who I am.

1395
01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:44,375
- Is that all?
- Is that not enough?

1396
01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:47,250
Well... [laughs]
You forgot the most important part.

1397
01:12:48,833 --> 01:12:49,916
That you love him.

1398
01:12:52,041 --> 01:12:53,375
Well, I think that's obvious.

1399
01:12:54,125 --> 01:12:54,958
Go away.

1400
01:12:55,916 --> 01:12:56,750
And so?

1401
01:12:57,541 --> 01:12:58,416
Is that it?

1402
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:00,333
There you go. Everything's gotta end.

1403
01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:07,083
So that's the end
of our great, red-hot romance?

1404
01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:11,291
- What were you even thinking, huh?
- [chuckles]

1405
01:13:13,416 --> 01:13:16,875
That you'd leave that asshole
and fall in love with me.

1406
01:13:19,416 --> 01:13:20,250
No.

1407
01:13:21,583 --> 01:13:22,416
Go away now.

1408
01:13:36,125 --> 01:13:41,083
<i>♪ The man who stole my heart ♪</i>

1409
01:13:42,291 --> 01:13:48,125
<i>♪ Is the man I'll always love ♪</i>

1410
01:13:49,166 --> 01:13:55,000
<i>♪ He's the one I'm thinking of ♪</i>

1411
01:13:55,708 --> 01:14:00,250
<i>♪ So completely... ♪</i>

1412
01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:02,375
[indistinct chattering, laughing]

1413
01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:08,291
<i>♪ I'm lying to myself ♪</i>

1414
01:14:09,750 --> 01:14:15,000
<i>♪ To think that I could steal his heart ♪</i>

1415
01:14:16,083 --> 01:14:21,875
<i>♪ I can't believe  ♪</i>

1416
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,208
<i>♪ It means nothing to him ♪</i>

1417
01:14:26,666 --> 01:14:30,750
<i>♪ The man who stole my heart ♪</i>

1418
01:14:32,083 --> 01:14:37,708
<i>♪ Is the man I'll always love ♪</i>

1419
01:14:38,958 --> 01:14:43,833
<i>♪ He's the one I'm thinking of ♪</i>

1420
01:14:45,125 --> 01:14:50,000
<i>♪ So completely ♪</i>

1421
01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:58,958
<i>♪ The man who stole my heart ♪</i>

1422
01:14:59,458 --> 01:15:05,708
<i>♪ Is the man I'll always love ♪</i>

1423
01:15:06,333 --> 01:15:11,458
<i>♪ He's the one I'm dreaming of ♪</i>

1424
01:15:13,041 --> 01:15:18,666
<i>♪ Completely ♪</i>

1425
01:15:18,666 --> 01:15:25,750
<i>♪ So completely ♪</i>

1426
01:15:27,208 --> 01:15:28,041
[scoffs]

1427
01:15:31,083 --> 01:15:33,208
- [door closes downstairs]
- [keys jingling]

1428
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:37,250
- [man sighs]
- [footsteps approaching]

1429
01:15:50,666 --> 01:15:52,166
[gentle music playing]

1430
01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:55,375
The Argentinian <i>rebutia</i> that you ordered.

1431
01:15:55,375 --> 01:15:56,416
[chuckles uneasily]

1432
01:15:57,750 --> 01:15:58,625
Thanks.

1433
01:16:05,791 --> 01:16:07,000
[music continues]

1434
01:16:11,625 --> 01:16:13,125
Do you live with someone?

1435
01:16:14,291 --> 01:16:15,708
Eh, with my brother.

1436
01:16:16,875 --> 01:16:20,333
- I didn't know you had a brother.
- It's almost like I don't.

1437
01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:23,791
- We were never very compatible.
- I don't believe it.

1438
01:16:23,791 --> 01:16:26,416
No, really.
We're totally different people.

1439
01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:29,125
I don't believe what you told me
last time I saw you.

1440
01:16:31,041 --> 01:16:31,875
I just...

1441
01:16:33,166 --> 01:16:36,333
I want to understand,
so please tell me the truth this time.

1442
01:16:38,875 --> 01:16:41,250
I... I've been ordained to priesthood.

1443
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,500
- Oh, well, that's not a big deal.
- No!

1444
01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,875
I mean, it's impossible and dishonest.

1445
01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:51,666
I guess so.

1446
01:16:54,916 --> 01:16:56,625
- I better go now.
- Can I walk you home?

1447
01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:58,375
- I don't want you to.
- But...

1448
01:16:59,000 --> 01:16:59,833
[sighs]

1449
01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:01,083
[door opens, closes]

1450
01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,833
Ordained to priesthood?

1451
01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:04,833
You...

1452
01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,625
Hey, sweetheart. Where you going?

1453
01:17:11,750 --> 01:17:13,666
- [Klara] Uh...
- Little girl like you shouldn't be alone.

1454
01:17:13,666 --> 01:17:16,708
Hey, don't tell me you're afraid of us.
Take a look. We're nice guys.

1455
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:18,625
- Leave me alone!
- How about a little ménage à trois?

1456
01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:21,333
[Klara] I'll show you a ménage à trois,
you sex pervert!

1457
01:17:21,333 --> 01:17:24,541
Hey! Leave her alone,
unless you want to deal with me, huh?

1458
01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,000
[grunts, screams]

1459
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,750
- [Janek groaning]
- [shouting] Help us!

1460
01:17:28,750 --> 01:17:30,666
- [Janek grunts]
- [Karla] Help!

1461
01:17:30,666 --> 01:17:31,583
Let's go.

1462
01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:34,708
- [Janek groaning]
- [crying] Are you okay? God!

1463
01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,125
[Janek groaning]

1464
01:17:36,125 --> 01:17:40,333
- Does it hurt? Oh my God, you scared me.
- And who are you, miss?

1465
01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:44,458
- It's me, Klara. Don't you recognize me?
- [laughs]

1466
01:17:44,958 --> 01:17:46,125
I do. [strainin]

1467
01:17:46,125 --> 01:17:47,666
And where are those guys?

1468
01:17:47,666 --> 01:17:49,583
Running away as quickly as they can.

1469
01:17:49,583 --> 01:17:52,750
Oh no, that... that means
I didn't finish kicking their butts.

1470
01:17:53,541 --> 01:17:57,166
But you know,
my entire life flashed before my eyes.

1471
01:17:57,166 --> 01:17:59,166
Flashed before your eyes? You're not okay.

1472
01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:03,375
No, it happens. It's called dilation,
you know, the bending of time and space.

1473
01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:06,708
- The theory of relativity covers all of--
- I don't understand anything.

1474
01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:08,916
What's important is
that I understood something.

1475
01:18:13,208 --> 01:18:14,750
[man] What's going on here?

1476
01:18:15,750 --> 01:18:16,583
Is that them?

1477
01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:19,916
- Uh...
- Sex in public?

1478
01:18:20,416 --> 01:18:22,416
- Uh...
- There's a law against it.

1479
01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:24,833
Oh... we know you.

1480
01:18:24,833 --> 01:18:26,250
We know you.

1481
01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:28,041
Oh.

1482
01:18:29,333 --> 01:18:30,500
It's them again.

1483
01:18:31,583 --> 01:18:32,958
- Nah.
- Nah.

1484
01:18:33,708 --> 01:18:37,458
["Overcome" by Dire Pitan playing]
<i>♪ I've got something to tell you now... ♪</i>

1485
01:18:38,916 --> 01:18:40,875
- [kissing loudly]
- [giggling]

1486
01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:47,333
<i>♪ Prison of my memory... ♪</i>

1487
01:18:47,333 --> 01:18:49,375
- We're totally screwed.
- [chuckles]

1488
01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:51,791
- Kosecki is going to kill us.
- Yeah...

1489
01:18:52,625 --> 01:18:54,166
<i>♪ I've overcome... ♪</i>

1490
01:18:54,166 --> 01:18:55,875
Not to mention your father.

1491
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,916
- How do you know about that?
-<i>♪ I've overcome</i>... <i>♪</i>

1492
01:18:58,916 --> 01:18:59,833
Listen...

1493
01:19:00,416 --> 01:19:03,125
I haven't seen him in 12 years.
We moved apartments three times.

1494
01:19:03,125 --> 01:19:06,583
- I don't want anything to do with him.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Relax

1495
01:19:07,666 --> 01:19:08,666
I believe you.

1496
01:19:11,625 --> 01:19:12,458
Listen to me.

1497
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:16,958
Pack your things.
I'll be back in three hours.

1498
01:19:17,833 --> 01:19:20,375
- Then we'll get the hell out of here.
- They'll get us anyway.

1499
01:19:20,875 --> 01:19:22,166
- Nah.
- [chuckles]

1500
01:19:22,166 --> 01:19:23,666
I won't let anyone harm you.

1501
01:19:23,666 --> 01:19:25,750
<i>♪ I've overcome ♪</i>

1502
01:19:28,458 --> 01:19:30,166
<i>♪ I've overcome ♪</i>

1503
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,416
<i>♪ Oh, I've overcome ♪</i>

1504
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,000
<i>- ♪ I've overcome... ♪
-</i>[Grandma] Oh!

1505
01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:42,541
[chuckles]

1506
01:19:44,291 --> 01:19:46,333
<i>♪ I'm getting stronger... ♪</i>

1507
01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:47,750
[chuckles] Good morning.

1508
01:19:47,750 --> 01:19:48,791
Good morning.

1509
01:19:48,791 --> 01:19:50,791
<i>♪ 'Cause you are stronger... ♪</i>

1510
01:19:50,791 --> 01:19:52,708
Excuse me, I gotta go.

1511
01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,791
<i>♪ Yes, I'm stronger ♪</i>

1512
01:19:56,625 --> 01:19:58,666
<i>♪ So much stronger ♪</i>

1513
01:19:58,666 --> 01:20:00,625
<i>♪ 'Cause you are stronger ♪</i>

1514
01:20:00,625 --> 01:20:02,958
<i>♪ Oh, oh ♪</i>

1515
01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:04,875
- [grunts]
- [sinister music playing]

1516
01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:10,125
- Hmm.
- [trunk closes]

1517
01:20:17,291 --> 01:20:18,875
Ah. Ah.

1518
01:20:18,875 --> 01:20:21,458
I'm sorry. Uh... [laughs]

1519
01:20:22,416 --> 01:20:24,708
Wh-- What's so funny? Hmm?

1520
01:20:25,916 --> 01:20:27,166
Nothing. [laughs]

1521
01:20:28,208 --> 01:20:29,041
What?

1522
01:20:31,375 --> 01:20:33,833
Well, you've got a shiner.

1523
01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:35,666
But it looks good on you.

1524
01:20:37,083 --> 01:20:38,416
I'm so sorry I... [gasps]

1525
01:20:39,083 --> 01:20:40,458
I... [gasps, grunts]

1526
01:20:40,958 --> 01:20:43,125
It was my first time.
I've never been-- Oh!

1527
01:20:43,125 --> 01:20:45,708
- Hold on!
- In a fight before. [gasps]

1528
01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:49,916
- And you were trying to protect me?
- Mm-hmm.

1529
01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,958
Oh, my chivalrous knight.

1530
01:20:54,625 --> 01:20:56,500
- [kissing]
- [phone vibrating]

1531
01:20:58,250 --> 01:21:01,000
- [phone vibrating]
- [suspenseful music playing]

1532
01:21:01,916 --> 01:21:02,750
[Tomek groans]

1533
01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:08,083
No need to be afraid.

1534
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:11,041
You'll be free after the wedding.

1535
01:21:13,583 --> 01:21:15,583
Looking at you, I see myself.

1536
01:21:15,583 --> 01:21:16,500
Yeah?

1537
01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:21,125
- So, what do we have in common then?
- [man] A lot more than you think.

1538
01:21:21,125 --> 01:21:24,166
Back in the day, I looked... different.

1539
01:21:24,750 --> 01:21:25,916
I had a great job.

1540
01:21:26,583 --> 01:21:28,000
I had a great marriage.

1541
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:31,833
Until my Zuzia started sleeping
with her boss.

1542
01:21:31,833 --> 01:21:34,625
I kicked her out and started drinking.

1543
01:21:35,500 --> 01:21:38,250
I was planning on killing
the both of them.

1544
01:21:38,791 --> 01:21:41,875
But then the more I wanted
the more I drank,

1545
01:21:41,875 --> 01:21:44,375
and before long, I lost my grip.

1546
01:21:45,375 --> 01:21:48,041
- What happened then?
- [man] Time passed.

1547
01:21:48,916 --> 01:21:50,708
Then I just lived like a bum.

1548
01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:53,583
Nine years at rock bottom.

1549
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,916
And then one day
my buddy took me to a job,

1550
01:21:57,916 --> 01:21:58,916
renovating a house.

1551
01:21:58,916 --> 01:22:01,041
I go with him and who do I see?

1552
01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:02,416
Zuzia.

1553
01:22:03,875 --> 01:22:04,791
My Zuzia.

1554
01:22:05,708 --> 01:22:07,791
She looked more beautiful than ever.

1555
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:11,083
- I thought my heart would break.
- Did she see you?

1556
01:22:11,083 --> 01:22:13,041
Who notices a worker in their home?

1557
01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:15,750
I only talked to her husband,
so-- [inhales sharply]

1558
01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:18,791
It was the same fucker
that she had cheated on me with.

1559
01:22:18,791 --> 01:22:19,833
So, what?

1560
01:22:20,750 --> 01:22:21,833
You get your revenge?

1561
01:22:22,375 --> 01:22:23,541
Actually, no.

1562
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:25,208
Well, I cried for a while.

1563
01:22:26,291 --> 01:22:27,875
I could see that she was...

1564
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,333
flourishing.

1565
01:22:30,500 --> 01:22:33,833
With children, a lovely house,
she was comfortable.

1566
01:22:33,833 --> 01:22:35,000
I felt such...

1567
01:22:35,875 --> 01:22:36,708
gratitude

1568
01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:40,291
to that asshole,
that he... he didn't ruin her.

1569
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,083
[sighs deeply]

1570
01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:45,041
Is there a moral to this story?

1571
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,000
Leave her alone.

1572
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:48,958
Why?

1573
01:22:48,958 --> 01:22:51,750
Because I checked you out.
You're a horndog and a brokeass.

1574
01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:54,250
- What could you give her?
- True love.

1575
01:22:55,708 --> 01:22:58,416
True love?
You have no idea what true love is.

1576
01:22:58,416 --> 01:22:59,958
Love isn't about banging.

1577
01:22:59,958 --> 01:23:01,875
It's not taking. It's giving.

1578
01:23:02,958 --> 01:23:04,291
I go back there sometimes.

1579
01:23:04,291 --> 01:23:07,166
I sit in my car and watch Zuzia

1580
01:23:07,166 --> 01:23:10,208
and cry, out of love and immense joy,

1581
01:23:10,916 --> 01:23:12,583
that I didn't fuck it up for her.

1582
01:23:13,166 --> 01:23:15,166
- [metal door slams]
- [grunts, groans]

1583
01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:17,541
[man coughing]

1584
01:23:18,833 --> 01:23:19,666
JAIL

1585
01:23:19,666 --> 01:23:20,833
[doorbell chiming]

1586
01:23:20,833 --> 01:23:22,833
PRESIDENT OF A BRIGHTER TOMORROW

1587
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:25,166
[door unlocking]

1588
01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:27,083
- Good morning.
- Hello.

1589
01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:40,958
I'll marry him.

1590
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:42,458
I promise.

1591
01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:51,875
You're so beautiful.

1592
01:23:57,333 --> 01:23:58,500
I begot an angel.

1593
01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,666
- Spitting image of your mom.
- How can you even mention her?

1594
01:24:01,666 --> 01:24:03,916
You ruined her life. Mine as well.

1595
01:24:03,916 --> 01:24:05,833
You're ashamed of me,
and you're right to be.

1596
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:07,416
Sadly, that was my job.

1597
01:24:08,166 --> 01:24:10,500
You were a great dad
in between your secret missions.

1598
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:13,208
Though I never believed
in any secret missions.

1599
01:24:13,208 --> 01:24:15,458
And when I was 11,
you disappeared for good.

1600
01:24:16,125 --> 01:24:17,625
But I always watched over you.

1601
01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:18,541
How so?

1602
01:24:19,583 --> 01:24:23,041
Remember that brawler from downstairs
who ended up in the hospital?

1603
01:24:23,041 --> 01:24:26,291
That asshole from Komorów
who stalked you?

1604
01:24:26,291 --> 01:24:29,250
Or the professor
who wouldn't give you a passing grade

1605
01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:32,458
in culture studies
unless you were nice to him. You remember?

1606
01:24:39,250 --> 01:24:42,666
I never asked you for anything,
but now I'm asking you for one thing.

1607
01:24:42,666 --> 01:24:43,583
Let Tomek go.

1608
01:24:53,250 --> 01:24:54,500
[footsteps receding]

1609
01:24:57,208 --> 01:24:59,125
- [man] Don't move.
- [Janek grunts]

1610
01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:01,791
I... I've got a proposition for Mr. Smyra.

1611
01:25:02,291 --> 01:25:03,125
[groaning]

1612
01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:08,041
Ow!

1613
01:25:09,291 --> 01:25:10,916
- [groans]
- You stay right here.

1614
01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:15,250
- You too.
- [Janek groans]

1615
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,250
[indistinct music plays on device]

1616
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:21,708
- What did you give him?
- You'll see in a minute.

1617
01:25:21,708 --> 01:25:24,208
Uh, one moment. It's not my phone.

1618
01:25:24,208 --> 01:25:25,291
[silence]

1619
01:25:26,875 --> 01:25:29,041
- Your eye?
- I fell off a horse, man.

1620
01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:30,083
[Tomek] What horse?

1621
01:25:30,958 --> 01:25:34,750
A white one. I charged
in my shining armor to rescue Klara.

1622
01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:35,666
[chuckles]

1623
01:25:36,208 --> 01:25:38,208
[indistinct music playing on phone]

1624
01:25:39,250 --> 01:25:40,625
Unbelievable.

1625
01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:43,791
I'm sorry, man.

1626
01:25:44,375 --> 01:25:45,250
For what?

1627
01:25:46,041 --> 01:25:47,416
For dragging you into this.

1628
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:51,083
And for not helping you with mom.

1629
01:25:52,125 --> 01:25:53,500
[sad music playing]

1630
01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:55,958
- Forget about it. You were studying.
- Nah.

1631
01:25:57,500 --> 01:25:59,375
- I was scared.
- [Janek] Of what?

1632
01:26:02,125 --> 01:26:03,541
Watching her fade away.

1633
01:26:08,375 --> 01:26:10,875
It was annoying
that you were the apple of her eye.

1634
01:26:15,750 --> 01:26:16,708
Get out of here.

1635
01:26:18,291 --> 01:26:20,708
Mr. Smyra has given you his blessing.

1636
01:26:21,958 --> 01:26:23,958
[upbeat music playing]

1637
01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:27,375
[Janek] Slow down.

1638
01:26:27,916 --> 01:26:29,625
No! Can you slow down?

1639
01:26:29,625 --> 01:26:32,041
- How did you track me down?
- I hacked your GPS.

1640
01:26:32,625 --> 01:26:33,541
[breaks screech]

1641
01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:35,666
[Tomek] You won't even jaywalk
at a red light.

1642
01:26:36,166 --> 01:26:38,250
- [breaks screech]
- [Janek] Yeah, but you're my brother.

1643
01:26:38,250 --> 01:26:39,416
Plus, we had a bet.

1644
01:26:39,416 --> 01:26:41,625
- You won.
- [Tomek] And I'm a total asshole.

1645
01:26:41,625 --> 01:26:43,166
I don't even deserve Ola.

1646
01:26:43,750 --> 01:26:47,375
[Janek] Yes, that's actually true,
but they deserve her even less.

1647
01:26:47,375 --> 01:26:49,041
I've got the proof on my phone.

1648
01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:53,916
[anchorwoman] <i>The Royal Castle in Warsaw,
the old cradle of the Piast dynasty,</i>

1649
01:26:53,916 --> 01:26:56,875
<i>destroyed multiple times by invaders
from what is today the European Union...</i>

1650
01:26:56,875 --> 01:26:57,750
OUR COUNTRY TV

1651
01:26:57,750 --> 01:26:59,333
SWEDISH DELUGE
WE WON'T FORGET THE HARM

1652
01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:01,041
<i>Today Poland will bear witness
to joyous modern history.</i>

1653
01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:03,875
<i>This is the family
of a true Polish patriot,</i>

1654
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:06,291
<i>Minister Kosecki.</i>

1655
01:27:12,833 --> 01:27:14,833
You can't see her right now.
It's very bad luck.

1656
01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:16,583
- [Kris] Mom.
- Let's go inside.

1657
01:27:16,583 --> 01:27:18,583
Don't "mom" me. Just go inside.

1658
01:27:19,208 --> 01:27:20,041
Ignacy.

1659
01:27:27,333 --> 01:27:29,166
- What's going on?
- [hyperventilating]

1660
01:27:29,166 --> 01:27:32,041
Please don't panic. All right?
Just breathe in deeply, all right?

1661
01:27:32,041 --> 01:27:33,625
And out. Breathe in and out.

1662
01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:36,041
- Ola, are you not sure?
- [breathing heavily]

1663
01:27:36,875 --> 01:27:37,708
Grandma.

1664
01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:45,541
[Grandma] Come on, come on, come on.

1665
01:27:45,541 --> 01:27:46,875
[funk music playing]

1666
01:27:48,041 --> 01:27:50,166
[Janek] Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!

1667
01:27:50,166 --> 01:27:51,500
[breaks screech]

1668
01:27:52,458 --> 01:27:53,375
DETOUR

1669
01:27:53,375 --> 01:27:56,041
{\an8}There! There, there. Thanks.

1670
01:27:56,041 --> 01:27:57,708
[breaks screeching]

1671
01:27:59,458 --> 01:28:01,291
- Move faster, ladies.
- [grunts]

1672
01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:03,625
We are totally behind schedule.

1673
01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:05,708
- Did something happen?
- No, I just...

1674
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:08,583
- Have you changed your mind?
- [Ola] No, I have to tell you something.

1675
01:28:09,166 --> 01:28:10,833
- You don't have to.
- No, but we have to.

1676
01:28:10,833 --> 01:28:14,791
We have to trust each other, right?
We can't have any secrets from each other.

1677
01:28:15,291 --> 01:28:17,041
- Everybody has them.
- You're keeping secrets?

1678
01:28:17,041 --> 01:28:18,416
- Of course.
- Great.

1679
01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,500
- What's going on?
- I can't move!

1680
01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:23,541
Oh! That's a bad omen! It's bad luck!

1681
01:28:24,541 --> 01:28:26,458
- You want a punch in the nose?
- Sneakers!

1682
01:28:27,375 --> 01:28:29,500
Yes! Borrowed clothing is good luck.

1683
01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:32,375
That should counteract the bad luck.
Move it! Move it!

1684
01:28:35,291 --> 01:28:38,000
- Got a signal?
- I do, but they're not picking up.

1685
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:41,250
[Tomek] Well, just keep calling.
Come on, call!

1686
01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:42,916
[Janek] I am calling.

1687
01:28:44,291 --> 01:28:47,041
- Still no answer.
- [Tomek] Well, call back again.

1688
01:28:47,041 --> 01:28:49,208
[Janek] I am calling, I am.
Can't you see that?

1689
01:28:50,125 --> 01:28:51,541
Maybe it's started already?

1690
01:28:52,041 --> 01:28:53,375
[Tomek] Over my dead body!

1691
01:28:54,208 --> 01:28:55,291
<i>This wedding, taking place</i>

1692
01:28:55,291 --> 01:28:57,666
<i>on the symbolic date
of the Baptism of Poland</i>

1693
01:28:57,666 --> 01:29:00,583
<i>and the last pilgrimage
for the Polish pope to his homeland,</i>

1694
01:29:00,583 --> 01:29:03,875
<i>will be visited
by the most important state figures.</i>

1695
01:29:03,875 --> 01:29:06,791
<i>The Chairman of the leading party
will be there with his cat, Bishops,</i>

1696
01:29:06,791 --> 01:29:09,416
<i>and wealthy CEOs
of various state-owned companies.</i>

1697
01:29:09,416 --> 01:29:11,000
<i>The bride and groom will also be there.</i>

1698
01:29:13,625 --> 01:29:15,375
[engine hiccuping, dying down]

1699
01:29:28,041 --> 01:29:28,916
[huffs]

1700
01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:32,291
What? What, you wanna give up?

1701
01:29:33,875 --> 01:29:35,541
Are you giving up right now?

1702
01:29:36,250 --> 01:29:40,000
You can't! You're Tristan,
and you're wearing the shining armor.

1703
01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:43,083
Can't you see my Bucephalus
just kicked the bucket?

1704
01:29:43,083 --> 01:29:45,541
- Is that gonna stop you?
- [upbeat music playing]

1705
01:29:56,416 --> 01:29:59,000
<i>We are joined here at the studio
by Sister Salomea,</i>

1706
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,625
<i>a consultant
on traditional Polish weddings.</i>

1707
01:30:01,625 --> 01:30:03,666
<i>- Sister, God bless you.
-</i>[chuckles]

1708
01:30:03,666 --> 01:30:07,000
<i>Um, during this wedding of the year,
as they're calling this party</i>

1709
01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,541
<i>thrown by Minister Kosecki,</i>

1710
01:30:08,541 --> 01:30:12,375
<i>Beyonce is going to be singing in English
the Pope's favorite song.</i>

1711
01:30:12,916 --> 01:30:15,083
<i>Sister, tell me,
do you think this is appropriate?</i>

1712
01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:17,000
<i>Shouldn't they have someone
who is singing</i>

1713
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:20,666
<i>such an important Polish song
sing it in the original Polish?</i>

1714
01:30:20,666 --> 01:30:22,125
- This is not the right time.
- What?

1715
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:24,833
- You need to give it a rest.
- ["Mendelssohn's Wedding March" playing]

1716
01:30:24,833 --> 01:30:25,750
Not now!

1717
01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:27,916
[buzzing]

1718
01:30:30,958 --> 01:30:33,041
- [buzzing intensifying]
- [music continues]

1719
01:30:43,583 --> 01:30:47,500
<i>Throwing a private party
in the Royal Castle, is that appropriate?</i>

1720
01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:48,666
<i>It's not appropriate.</i>

1721
01:30:48,666 --> 01:30:50,583
<i>It's making a mockery
of the Polish people.</i>

1722
01:30:50,583 --> 01:30:54,208
<i>Dear viewers, the arrogance
of this government knows no bounds.</i>

1723
01:30:54,208 --> 01:30:55,625
[buzzing intensifying]

1724
01:30:57,375 --> 01:30:58,875
Get rid of the drone. [chuckles]

1725
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:07,791
Sir... [panting]
...how much for that piece of junk?

1726
01:31:09,083 --> 01:31:10,916
- What's your offer?
- [groans]

1727
01:31:11,500 --> 01:31:13,500
- Uh, a hundred?
- [laughing]

1728
01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:16,208
- Not enough.
- It's not even worth half that much.

1729
01:31:16,208 --> 01:31:18,833
Market rule. Supply is subject to demand.

1730
01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:21,625
- All right, two hundred.
- [man] Not enough.

1731
01:31:23,583 --> 01:31:25,708
Here. This is all I've got.

1732
01:31:26,541 --> 01:31:28,625
Hmm. Yeah. There.

1733
01:31:28,625 --> 01:31:29,833
[upbeat music playing]

1734
01:31:29,833 --> 01:31:31,208
- Yeah.
- [grunts]

1735
01:31:33,375 --> 01:31:35,041
GROCERY STORE

1736
01:31:35,041 --> 01:31:36,250
What the fuck?

1737
01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,708
- Where is my bike?
- There.

1738
01:31:40,625 --> 01:31:41,500
[music stops]

1739
01:31:41,500 --> 01:31:43,000
- Hail Mary...
- [bells ringing]

1740
01:31:44,375 --> 01:31:46,291
- [speakers squeal]
- Ah!

1741
01:31:47,208 --> 01:31:48,958
[priest] ...llelujah!

1742
01:31:49,666 --> 01:31:52,166
Praise the Lord and rejoice in him.

1743
01:31:52,166 --> 01:31:54,166
[bells ringing]

1744
01:31:54,166 --> 01:31:56,500
For on this day

1745
01:31:57,208 --> 01:32:02,250
the Lord will join
two young people together forever.

1746
01:32:02,750 --> 01:32:04,291
[upbeat music playing]

1747
01:32:13,166 --> 01:32:14,333
[growls]

1748
01:32:15,166 --> 01:32:16,041
[grunts]

1749
01:32:16,666 --> 01:32:22,166
[choir singing] <i>If I speak in the tongues
of men and of angels</i>

1750
01:32:23,083 --> 01:32:30,083
<i>But do not have love</i>

1751
01:32:31,791 --> 01:32:37,583
<i>I am only a resounding gong</i>

1752
01:32:37,583 --> 01:32:40,958
<i>Or a clanging cymbal</i>

1753
01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:45,166
- Will you take me to the other shore?
- Of course.

1754
01:32:45,166 --> 01:32:47,458
- Ah, that's great.
- At 3 p.m.

1755
01:32:48,875 --> 01:32:50,875
At 3 p.m. it'll all be over.

1756
01:32:54,250 --> 01:32:55,291
Damn, my...

1757
01:32:56,083 --> 01:32:58,458
The girl I fell in love with
is getting married.

1758
01:33:10,708 --> 01:33:11,708
That'll work.

1759
01:33:12,250 --> 01:33:14,916
- [boat engine starts]
- [boat horn honks]

1760
01:33:16,333 --> 01:33:23,250
[choir singing] <i>Know that love is
patient, love is merciful...</i>

1761
01:33:23,833 --> 01:33:27,625
This whirlpool, can you see it?
Two lovers drowned over there, for love.

1762
01:33:29,291 --> 01:33:32,416
- And, uh, you see that tree over there?
- It's beautiful.

1763
01:33:32,416 --> 01:33:36,250
That's where the miller's daughter
and the carpenter's son hanged themselves.

1764
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:37,416
Also for love.

1765
01:33:38,333 --> 01:33:41,041
And there,
that's where a guy hanged himself

1766
01:33:41,041 --> 01:33:43,750
after trying to drag a girl away
from the altar.

1767
01:33:43,750 --> 01:33:44,666
Super.

1768
01:33:47,333 --> 01:33:49,458
I don't know if I'd call it super, but uh...

1769
01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:52,041
[bells ringing]

1770
01:33:52,041 --> 01:33:54,916
Repeat the following vows after me.

1771
01:33:56,625 --> 01:33:57,875
I, Bronisław.

1772
01:34:00,833 --> 01:34:01,875
Repeat after me.

1773
01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:03,791
I, Bronisław.

1774
01:34:04,375 --> 01:34:05,208
I, Krystian.

1775
01:34:07,708 --> 01:34:09,125
- Krystian?
- Krystian.

1776
01:34:10,125 --> 01:34:11,041
Well, then repeat.

1777
01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:12,708
You, Krystian.

1778
01:34:13,625 --> 01:34:14,750
I, Krystian...

1779
01:34:15,458 --> 01:34:16,500
Agree to take...

1780
01:34:17,458 --> 01:34:20,000
- [whispering] Aleksandra.
- Aleksandra, as my wife.

1781
01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,625
...agree to take you,
Aleksandra, as my wife.

1782
01:34:23,125 --> 01:34:25,875
- And I vow...
- [whispering] To love you.

1783
01:34:25,875 --> 01:34:28,583
To love you, cherish you,
and be faithful to you.

1784
01:34:28,583 --> 01:34:33,125
And I vow to love you, cherish you,
and be faithful to you.

1785
01:34:33,833 --> 01:34:35,083
[priest] Now you repeat.

1786
01:34:37,500 --> 01:34:39,208
Hey, buddy! Buddy!

1787
01:34:39,916 --> 01:34:40,875
What a moron.

1788
01:34:42,125 --> 01:34:44,583
Uh, I, Aleksandra,

1789
01:34:45,458 --> 01:34:47,958
take you, Tomasz, uh...

1790
01:34:50,458 --> 01:34:52,333
as my wedded husband...

1791
01:34:56,916 --> 01:34:58,500
[priest] Well, Hallelujah.

1792
01:34:58,500 --> 01:35:00,000
- Hallelujah.
- Hallelujah.

1793
01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:01,625
[upbeat music playing]

1794
01:35:08,541 --> 01:35:11,041
- [music continues]
- Do you enter into holy matrimony

1795
01:35:11,041 --> 01:35:13,416
out of your own free will?

1796
01:35:13,416 --> 01:35:14,333
[shouts] No!

1797
01:35:14,833 --> 01:35:15,750
[music continues]

1798
01:35:26,000 --> 01:35:28,625
Now you two can go ahead and...

1799
01:35:29,291 --> 01:35:30,541
[mimics smooching]

1800
01:35:30,541 --> 01:35:32,000
And Hallelujah.

1801
01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:33,083
[music continues]

1802
01:35:40,833 --> 01:35:42,666
- [shouts] No!
- [music stops]

1803
01:35:43,250 --> 01:35:44,125
[panting]

1804
01:35:45,458 --> 01:35:47,250
You should just tell her the truth.

1805
01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,375
I think I'm gonna sit down.

1806
01:35:52,958 --> 01:35:54,000
He doesn't love you.

1807
01:35:55,750 --> 01:35:56,958
[music building up]

1808
01:35:58,750 --> 01:35:59,583
I'm sorry.

1809
01:36:04,833 --> 01:36:06,541
[upbeat music playing]

1810
01:36:09,916 --> 01:36:11,291
- No!
- [priest] Oh my God!

1811
01:36:11,291 --> 01:36:13,625
- [Grandma grunting]
- [man] Hallelujah!

1812
01:36:23,708 --> 01:36:27,291
Hey! Watch where you're driving, moron!

1813
01:36:28,750 --> 01:36:29,583
[Tomek] Hey!

1814
01:36:39,500 --> 01:36:40,375
Let's go!

1815
01:36:51,041 --> 01:36:53,291
- [music fades]
- [club music playing on phone]

1816
01:36:59,000 --> 01:36:59,958
I'm sending it.

1817
01:37:01,958 --> 01:37:02,916
[music stops]

1818
01:37:05,375 --> 01:37:06,291
[phone chimes]

1819
01:37:10,541 --> 01:37:12,333
[club music playing on video]

1820
01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:25,833
[phone beeps]

1821
01:37:26,875 --> 01:37:28,083
Where'd you get that from?

1822
01:37:29,000 --> 01:37:30,083
So you knew?

1823
01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:32,666
You knew from the start.

1824
01:37:33,250 --> 01:37:34,791
- [Tomek] <i>Of course you did.
-</i>[sighs]

1825
01:37:34,791 --> 01:37:36,083
How could you make him do it?

1826
01:37:36,083 --> 01:37:38,875
How could you have done it to both of 'em?
What kind of people are you?

1827
01:37:38,875 --> 01:37:40,958
- What do you want?
- [Tomek] <i>Three things.</i>

1828
01:37:40,958 --> 01:37:43,458
First of all, there was no wedding.

1829
01:37:44,041 --> 01:37:45,250
The wedding's already over.

1830
01:37:45,250 --> 01:37:48,500
All it takes is for the priest
to not hand over the certifying documents.

1831
01:37:48,500 --> 01:37:50,375
- Ugh. [chuckles]
- [dog barking]

1832
01:37:50,375 --> 01:37:51,333
That's fine.

1833
01:37:52,583 --> 01:37:55,000
That frump never really deserved Kris anyway.

1834
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:57,791
Second of all, you let Smyra go.

1835
01:37:59,333 --> 01:38:00,416
Who is Smyra?

1836
01:38:00,416 --> 01:38:01,875
Ask your husband.

1837
01:38:03,833 --> 01:38:07,000
Also, Kosecki withdraws
from tomorrow's election.

1838
01:38:09,666 --> 01:38:11,041
Are you high or something?

1839
01:38:11,625 --> 01:38:12,458
But the...

1840
01:38:13,333 --> 01:38:14,625
the results are out.

1841
01:38:15,208 --> 01:38:16,666
He won. IIt's over now.

1842
01:38:16,666 --> 01:38:18,000
- Oh, well...
- [chuckles]

1843
01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:21,708
The people will just have to figure out
a way to get themselves over it.

1844
01:38:22,666 --> 01:38:24,041
[Patsy] <i>And the reception?</i>

1845
01:38:24,833 --> 01:38:27,791
What about all the stuff
I totally had planned for them?

1846
01:38:34,166 --> 01:38:35,708
[sighs] It's not fair!

1847
01:38:35,708 --> 01:38:37,791
[band playing gentle tune]

1848
01:39:11,541 --> 01:39:13,083
[music fades]

1849
01:39:13,083 --> 01:39:16,458
["Chodź, pomaluj mój świat"
performed by Iwanek, Fidecka playing]

1850
01:39:19,458 --> 01:39:20,333
- Yes!
- [laughs]

1851
01:39:20,333 --> 01:39:22,208
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes!

1852
01:39:22,208 --> 01:39:23,833
- Yes, yes, yes. Yes.
- [chuckles]

1853
01:39:27,416 --> 01:39:28,916
- Klara...
- [softly] Oh...

1854
01:39:29,666 --> 01:39:31,375
Yes. Yes!

1855
01:39:33,125 --> 01:39:34,083
Ow!

1856
01:39:41,958 --> 01:39:43,833
Please, repeat after me.

1857
01:39:43,833 --> 01:39:44,875
I, Kris...

1858
01:39:45,500 --> 01:39:46,333
I, Kris...

1859
01:39:46,333 --> 01:39:49,333
...take you, Adrian, as my wedded husband.

1860
01:39:49,875 --> 01:39:51,333
[Kris] ...as my wedded husband.

1861
01:39:52,125 --> 01:39:54,083
[celebrant] You may now kiss your husband.

1862
01:39:54,083 --> 01:39:56,000
[cheering, applauding]

1863
01:40:28,375 --> 01:40:30,375
[song continues]

1864
01:41:07,458 --> 01:41:08,875
All right. [sniffs, exhales]

1865
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:12,000
Category "Weird Polish Wedding Films,"

1866
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:14,208
the Oscar for Best Direction
goes to <i>Kiss, Kiss</i>.

1867
01:41:14,208 --> 01:41:15,125
That's me.

1868
01:41:15,625 --> 01:41:17,958
What are you doing, man?
Why are you pointing at me?

1869
01:41:17,958 --> 01:41:19,791
He's the one who wrecked my car.

1870
01:41:20,333 --> 01:41:22,000
Catch the bandit, man!

1871
01:41:22,708 --> 01:41:23,958
What are you looking at?

1872
01:41:23,958 --> 01:41:24,875
[man] What?

1873
01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:29,333
["Chodź, pomaluj mój świat"
performed by Iwanek, Fidecka playing]