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Elisa, you okay?
It's the second time I threw up.
You have to eat something, pumpkin.
Surgery's tomorrow at two.
Doctor says you have to be in good health.
Wait, tomorrow?
Why? Do you want to wait?
No.
You're on a trial basis.
You can't afford to have a baby.
I know.
It's the best thing to do.
Come on. We'll redo our wardrobes soon. Okay?
Huh?
Elisa?
Sounds good?
I love you, sweetie.
Very much.
Me too, Mom.
I'll see you tonight.
Kisses.
HI ELISA, IT'S TIME TO JOIN YOUR FRIENDS
One two, three… Action.
Hi to all of Fabrizio's friends, and welcome to this new video.
So, a little guessing game.
Where are we going if I'm singing this song?
The sky is more and more blue
Correct. We're going to my Calabria, and today with us we have…
Say your name and where you're going. I'll cut this part.
The profile is called "Fabrizio's Friends"?
My little sister thought of it.
Hi, I'm Sofia, and I'm going to a wedding--
Hi. My name is Mark, and we're going to a "marriaggio."
Your wedding?
Can I ask you not to talk over each other? Otherwise, I can't edit anything.
Riccardo, doctor.
Can you say something else, please? Like, where you're going.
I'm going to see my family, but enough of that now.
I'm sorry, but your close-up is amazing.
You're very photogenic. You should be an actor.
-Hi. -Hi.
Don't worry. It's for his Instagram or something.
-It's a travel blog. -A travel blog.
What do I do?
You can say your name and where you're going.
I'm Elisa, going to see my parents for vacation.
Guys, could you elaborate a bit though?
I need people who watch to get attached.
No?
Can you at least say bye, wave with your hand?
Let's go!
Our friends still have to get warmed up. So, it's 4:37, and we're--
Ten minutes late.
Ten minutes late, as the doctor says.
Bye, Fabrizio's friends, and always remember,
"We'll be friends till the end."
Cut. Save it!
Who was the god of time?
Zeus.
Which male animal has to live inside the female in order to mate?
-You thirsty? -Thirsty? Yeah.
In the back.
-Another name for wheat? -Grain.
What does the clown from It feed on? Children.
Fear.
What did you say?
The kids are a tool. Pennywise feeds on their fear.
Cheers.
Apostle who betrayed Jesus?
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER MISSING THE SHADOW OF 'NDRANGHETA
Sì!
THE MAYOR AGAINST THE MAFIA: WE SHALL NOT BE INTIMIDATED
No, that's the mayor. She has balls.
Got half the town off the streets.
Are you okay?
Why don't you answer?
Answer, please.
If we talk, we'd find a solution for us and our daughter.
It was a fucked-up moment. It won't happen again.
But be reasonable.
We're adults. Okay?
-Bye. -Hey.
The fuck? You can't.
Stop. What the fuck are you doing?
-Mark. -Listen.
It's not my RV. It's my mom's.
If something happens, she'll bust my head.
-What a dick. -Yeah, tell him.
"Problem solved," my ass. Problem not solved, okay? What--
I live in Rome.
Scuola… Study… Scuola di cinema. Cinema school.
It's complicato, in Italy.
What happened?
An asshole once took my head
and slammed it three times against the wall.
-Stronzo? -Stronzo.
-No! -Let's put him on the couch.
-We have to put a splint on it. -I have a tent.
-Can you use the poles? -I think so.
-Poles, stakes, anything. -Yes.
Calm down. You'll make things worse.
It'll hurt a bit.
Here I am.
-Hold the poles here. Like this. -Yes.
We're almost done.
Done.
Elisa, call 118.
It doesn't work.
The line's dead.
Fuck, Fabrizio, call 118.
-I did. It doesn't work. -What? It's 118!
You wanna try?
Sure, I'll try.
Nothing.
Mine doesn't work either.
We need assistance. Go in the street and look for help.
There is no street.
-Nobody saw anything? -I fainted.
Me too.
-How did we get here? -Ask Mark.
What? He dragged the RV here?
Maybe. Why don't you ask him?
Guys.
Anybody home?
We've been in an accident.
Hello?
Nobody's home. Let's go.
-Let's break in. -The owner?
What, break in? Let's go back to the RV.
Now it's my fault.
He was falling asleep. If I didn't swerve, we would've hit it.
He's a moron.
-Where you going? -To look for the road.
-I'll come with you. -No need.
Not that way.
-It's all the same. -No, look at the sun.
We have to go south.
That's south.
Were you a Boy Scout?
No, but I grew up in places like this.
Go back with the others.
MOM I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE
I'M SCARED WE NEED HELP
Everything okay?
Look how silly he is.
Have you been together long?
Since I moved to the States.
He's not American either.
He'd just gotten there from Bristol.
Where are you from?
Odessa.
But I lived a little bit everywhere.
In Italy as well.
I'm like a hummingbird. You know? Hummingbird?
What do you do?
An internship in a consulting firm. I graduated from Bocconi.
You say it like that?
Mostly, I'm just on the computer.
I have a company that creates 3D jewelry.
Your own company?
You're so young.
Well, it's just a startup.
Look.
Nice.
You think it's his fault?
No.
He'll be fine. You'll see.
You have a daughter?
Sorry, I overheard the call.
What's her name?
Alma.
A very noble name. Alma.
Nice. What's it mean?
Means, mind your fucking business. We should've found the road already.
Once, I saw this American movie
about these people that end up in Limbo, but they don't realize it.
So they're, like, trapped, you know?
Doomed to repeat the same actions forever.
I don't know.
They wake up. It's always the same day.
Or they go downstairs and find themselves on the same floor.
What the fuck?
Anybody home?
What is this?
Something satanic?
THE THREE KNIGHTS OF HONOR
More or less.
What do you mean?
That we have to go now.
Look at the heads. The blood's fresh.
The first one has no sight.
But he'll find you in the night.
The second one cannot hear, but he surely smells your fear.
Third one has no mouth to speak, but if you see him, don't make a peep.
A winged horse beside them all, of death he is the call.
It's the legend of Osso, Mastrosso, and Carcagnosso.
My grandma used to tell it to me when I was little.
These three brothers who came from a different world.
A long, long time ago.
People were starving to death,
and they promised to save them, but only in return for a sacrifice.
So they chose the victim
and prepared for the ritual.
They cut out the tongue…
ears…
and eyes.
With the blood, they quenched the hunger.
But you don't get something for nothing.
So, since then, the famished
became…
like a herd.
Their herd.
Your grandma told you weird stuff.
Enough with the bullshit now.
The heads in the woods.
-Are you sure there were five? -Five.
Someone's trying to scare us.
Let's spend the night in the RV. We'll leave tomorrow.
What about Mark?
Right now, we can't move him. We'll find help and come back for him.
Of course.
Nothing. Nada.
Fifì.
What are you laughing at?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.
We hit a tree a few meters from the road.
Then we wake up in front of Sam Raimi's house.
There are severed heads
and pictures of crazy farmers.
We're isolated.
Our cell phones don't work.
Why is no one saying it?
It's the classic horror movie.
-Where you going? -Have to drain the lizard.
MOM
And this? Show Mom how beautiful it is.
Kiss?
You're so cute! Give me a little kiss. Mom, look how she gives Daddy a kiss.
What is it?
-Wait, where are you going? -You stay with Mark.
Stay here.
Be careful.
Come out. There's someone in the forest. We have to get outta here.
What the f…
-What happened? Hey. -Come.
-Fabri, what's happening? -Move, go upstairs.
-Can you tell me what the fuck's going on? -Go!
What is it?
They cut out her tongue.
What did they do to you?
I think it's best if you stay away.
He's right.
-Let's go. -Will you help me?
-No. We have to go. -There's a little girl.
-It's a terrible idea. -Let her be.
Sofia, shit, leave her be! Let's go!
Don't worry. I'll help you.
Turn off the flashlight.
-Shut up! -Fuck you! Mark!
-Shut up! Close the trapdoor. -Please, they have a rifle.
Quiet. Shut up.
What do you want?
We have to go. Let's move.
-Wait. -Wait for what?
We can't leave her here.
Move.
Come.
She's your responsibility. Let's go.
We're not the first.
-What are you doing? -Maybe I can find something to eat.
Or maybe this.
How about you all?
Why are you just standing there?
Bunch of incompetents.
Two little girls. A dumbass.
You're a lost cause.
What did you say?
I'm a lost cause?
Well, if you say so, it must be true.
-You're the expert. -Go ahead, say it.
Let it out.
Yes, I will. I have no problem saying it.
-We're here because of Mark. -How can you say that?
-Have some respect, doctor. -Respect?
Respect for what? Because he died?
That's what we'll be doing tonight!
You left him to die. You abandoned him.
You didn't let me help him.
Who do you think we are? The Ninja Turtles?
They were just farmers.
Sick people.
I'm not getting killed for someone who was driving drunk
and got us in this mess.
Will you stop?
It was an accident.
I'm a doctor.
I cure people.
I don't save them.
Oh yeah?
Can I ask you something, Riccardo?
What kind of doctor carpools?
As far as I know, doctors travel on planes, trains, rental cars.
What kind of doctor are you?
What the fuck has this to do with anything?
-Enough fighting. Come on. -Shut up!
It's not like you did much to save him.
Why didn't you bite my hand?
Why didn't you kick me in the balls?
You didn't try hard enough to save the love of your life.
You could've tried harder.
Can I see it?
Is it yours?
It's a beautiful name.
You know the way out of this forest?
IT'S NOT A FOREST
What do you mean it's not a forest?
We have to go.
Are you kidding me?
Where the fuck's the RV?
They took the RV!
I was sure we were going the right way, south.
-I don't understand why we're here. -Yeah? You were sure?
-You were sure? -Wait.
How's it possible that we went in a circle?
-I don't know-- -You don't?
-We were going south! -You don't know?
I wanna save myself as much as you. I don't understand…
We were going south.
Fuck.
It's okay.
Maybe I'm… in a coma.
Maybe it's just a nightmare.
And you all don't even exist.
Believe me. I wish I didn't exist either, right now.
At least they forgot this.
Yesterday, they came after dark.
I don't feel like going back in, but outside's worse.
He's right.
What if they come back?
If they come back, we'll burn everything. The forest and this fucking house.
No, thanks. I'm on guard duty.
Disciplinary action.
I made
a mistake…
and the patient died.
My work was my life.
I lost everything.
Then, one thing led to another.
I'm at home with my wife. One wrong word at the wrong time, and I…
She doesn't even let me see my daughter.
Rightly so.
I was going back home to live with my mom.
She still thinks I'm 15. She said, "Come back home."
Come back home.
That's the kind of doctor I am.
One day, I was camping,
and there was this guy from the North who said,
"You're from the South. You must be a mafioso."
And I said,
"Not everyone from the South is a mafioso."
But he insisted.
He said, "No."
"You're from the South. You're a mafioso."
I tried to reason with him,
saying that there are southerners who don't eat pizza,
and there are southerners who aren't in the Mafia.
The next day, he says again, "No, you're from the South."
"You're a mafioso."
So I had to have him killed.
One day, I told my parents I wanted to quit college.
I wanted to do something else.
My mom put me in the car and took me to the sea.
A beautiful villa with a pool.
She said,
"Look at it."
She insisted, "Take a better look."
"This house would've been ours if we hadn't paid for your studies."
Two days later, I was back in class.
I do it for Mark.
You do it for the baby.
You knew?
Honey, everyone figured it out.
His days were already numbered before ending up here.
Oh yeah?
It's the best thing.
Don't you think?
How would I know?
Take it.
It's not true that it's nice.
But it was my first one.
When I finished it, I knew I could make it on my own.
Hey. Don't cry.
Don't look.
Please don't look.
We didn't even notice.
It doesn't make sense.
I'm sorry.
Can I hug you?
We didn't wake up.
What was in this?
What are you saying?
You never drank.
Why didn't you drink?
Are you crazy?
Please, I can't take it anymore.
We're the only ones left.
I'm scared, Elisa.
I'm scared.
Fabrizio, you hear me?
Take her below the deer.
If you can hear us, take the girl below the deer.
Who are you?
I'm Fabrizio. It's me.
Who's talking?
-Nobody. -Stay away!
Fabrizio, can you hear me?
It's Fabrizio. It's me.
The pathetic one. The dumbass… What else you guys call me?
Here, give it to me.
Give it to me.
I told you to give it to me, for fuck's sake!
No.
No!
You're a bitch, a fucking whore!
A fucking slut! You've ruined everything!
Everything! You've ruined it!
You're a fucking bitch!
Take her.
Help! Someone help me!
Help me!
Dad, tell me something.
When Grandpa was heartbroken, he kept saying,
"There's no respect anymore!" Dad, what's respect?
My son, respect is the virtue
That every Calabrian man has in his heart
This feeling doesn't exist anymore
Respect is over, and so is honor
When your granddad talked about his past
And his youth to his children
He ended up with a broken heart
Remembering everything That isn't here anymore
Help.
Please.
Dad.
Who were the three knights that Grandpa always talked about?
The three wise knights he mentioned
Were three saints of the holy circles
They brought us the honorable laws
And we are all devoted to them
To the Three Knights of Honor.
Our patron saints.
Osso, Mastrosso, and Carcagnosso. Cheers.
Now, enjoy your meal.
Enough!
See?
They're all happy.
Because I look after them.
I am everybody's mom.
I am everybody's mom, right?
They're not mean.
They're mocking you.
But they know you're the most precious one here.
If you don't die,
how can I look after them?
You're so beautiful.
Such a beautiful girl.
I'm sorry.
But the Mafia isn't what it used to be.
We all have to adapt.
THREE KNIGHTS CAMPING
Help.
Eat before it gets cold.
Help.
Help me!
Help! Help me!
Help!
Give us a nice smile, Mommy.
You recorded everything.
There.
I have to be honest.
Sometimes you guys fuck things up,
but this moment when you figure it out…
It's the fucking best.
Where is Chiara?
What'd you do to her?
No spoilers, honey.
Is this what you do?
Videos of people dying?
They're horror movies.
The fuck are you laughing at?
So I die in some loser's fake movie.
Where the bad guys are called Osso,
Mastrosso, and
Ca… Caradosso!
Carcagnosso. It's not that hard.
They're the three founders of the Mafia,
and I turned them into the new Freddy, Jason, and Leatherface. I'm a genius.
In the States, they would've already signed me up for a sequel.
Your movie sucks.
It's a rip-off of so many others.
People like you always criticize.
Then in Italy, all you get is crappy comedies and shitty YouTuber movies.
In Italy, no one wants to be scared.
You go to the movies and are all, "Gross!"
"Help, help. Boohoo…"
But then, you turn on the TV, and there's nothing but death.
All day long.
Because you like it.
The student who massacres her roommate, that's what you like.
The mom who choked her son… Wonderful.
The husband who stabs his wife. That sells more than cocaine.
And you're asking me what we're doing here.
This is what you want.
This is the most sought-after original content.
It's the future.
Not mine.
We'll see.
Bitch!
Fucking bitch!
I swear. I would kill her twice.
Twice I'd like to kill that fucking tease!
-But she fooled you. -That scrawny bitch!
Wait. I have an idea.
-You do? -Yes.
Yes. So, basically, we have the beautiful shot of the masked men.
We stay longer on those two assholes' sacrifice.
Okay? Cut.
And there she is, lying in the house.
I hold her tight in my arms, and I say my beautiful line,
"Elisa. Elisa, I'm scared."
"I'm scared. Elisa, I'm scared."
It doesn't work.
How will you knock her out? If you hit her again, she'll die.
-With the beer. -Doesn't work.
Come on. I mean, all you can say is, "It doesn't work."
Mom was clear. The client wants her conscious.
Fuck Mom too!
-Lower your voice. -Fuck that! I'm not lowering my voice!
Look what I've been through
to get the RV because the English guy wanted to drive!
You screwed it up. You caused the accident.
-And that Elisa! -I don't care.
Only thing she figured out is there was something in the beer!
Did I complain?
I was scratched up, always sweaty, and I couldn't talk.
-You're useless! -I cut out your tongue!
I'm the director.
I'll go to Mom, and she'll kick your ass because you can't do anything.
-I'm the artist in this family. -Lower your voice!
Shut up!
You're incompetent.
Midget.
Two days with this thing in my mouth.
-Next time, I'll be the bad guy. -Mom doesn't know shit about horror.
She's the boss.
If she wants her to be conscious when she dies, she will be.
Doesn't make any sense. Like Leonardo DiCaprio frozen.
Why the fuck doesn't he climb on the door?
That is true. There was room.
We'll be ready in 15. Get the girl into the house.
There you go. Huh?
Now what? What do I do now? Tell me, what do I do?
I don't know.
Stop drinking, or you'll have to pee on set.
I speak from experience.
Oh fuck.
The girl escaped!
Okay, you'll kill me, and then what?
What the fuck you gonna do?
They're in the house waiting for you.
They'll cut you up, and they'll feed you to the pigs.
You understand? They'll feed you to the pigs.
Come on.
Put that rifle down.
Let's find a solution, something.
If you want to live, you need me.
-You can't do it alone. -You fucking talk too much.
Please, don't do it.
I'm scared.
Don't worry. It's just a movie.
Bitch.
You bitch. You deserve to die on--
There is your ending.
MILITARY AREA - NO TRESPASSING ARMED SURVEILLANCE
MOM THE SURGERY IS IN A FEW HOURS
WHY IS YOUR MOBILE OFF?
IF IT'S A PRANK, YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT
COMMENTS ON THE MOVIE?
I LASTED 2 MINUTES, BORING
I LIKED IT
ELISA SHOULD'VE CROAKED
RIPPED OFF OTHER MOVIES
THE LEGEND IS REAL!
OSSO, MASTROSSO, AND CARCAGNOSSO?
YES, GOOGLE IT.
US ITALIANS ARE NOT GOOD AT MAKING HORROR MOVIES.
MORE BLOOD OR NO MEMBERSHIP
AT LEAST ARE THEY UNDERSTANDABLE?
THE DIRECTOR IS ITALIAN, SHOW SUPPORT.
NO KITTY
SUPERLIKE FOR BLONDIE'S ASS
RIGHT. I'LL WATCH IT NOW.
LET ME KNOW
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Guys, could you elaborate a bit though?
I need the people who watch to get attached.
No?
Can you at least say bye, wave with your hand?
You bitch. You deserve to die on--
Dad, food is ready. Are you coming?
I'm coming, pumpkin.
Subtitle translation by: Andrea Coppola