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‪NETFLIX 呈獻

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‪艾莉莎，妳還好嗎？

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‪這是我第二次吐了

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‪妳得吃點東西，親愛的

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‪手術時間是明天2點

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‪醫生說妳必須保持健康良好

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‪等等，明天？

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‪怎麼了？妳想再等等？

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‪沒有

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‪妳還在試用期

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‪現在不能懷孕

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‪我知道

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‪這是最好的做法

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‪快點，我們很快搞定
‪然後就可以狂買新衣，對吧？

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‪好嗎？

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‪艾莉莎？

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‪聽起來不錯吧？

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‪我愛妳，寶貝

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‪非常愛妳

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‪我也是，媽

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‪今晚見

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‪親一個

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‪（汽車共乘
‪艾莉莎，歡迎加入妳的朋友們）

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‪（法布里奇歐、馬克
‪蘇菲亞、里卡多）

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‪一、二、三…開始

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‪法布里奇歐的朋友們，大家好
‪歡迎收看新影片

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‪猜猜看

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‪如果我唱這首歌，我們要去哪裡？

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‪天空越來越藍

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‪沒錯，我們要去卡拉布里亞
‪今天的乘客有…

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‪報上你們的姓名、要去哪裡
‪我要剪出這段

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‪你的網路暱稱叫
‪“法布里奇歐的朋友們”？

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‪-是我妹妹想到的
‪-喔

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‪嗨，我是蘇菲亞，我要去參加婚禮…

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‪我叫馬克，我們要去…“婚禮”

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‪你的婚禮？

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‪-不是
‪-不是，還沒有

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‪可以請你們不要對談嗎？
‪這樣我沒辦法剪接

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‪里卡多，醫生

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‪拜託再說點什麼吧？像是你要去哪裡

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‪我要去看我的家人，但不要再拍了

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‪抱歉，但你的特寫實在太帥了

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‪你很上相，你應該當演員的

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‪-嗨
‪-嗨

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‪別擔心，這是為了他的IG之類的

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‪-是旅遊部落格
‪-旅遊部落格

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‪我該怎麼做？

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‪先報妳的名字，妳要去哪裡

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‪我是艾莉莎，我休假要回去看爸媽

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‪嗨，艾莉莎

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‪各位，你們可以詳細說明一下嗎？

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‪我希望內容能吸引觀眾

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‪不要嗎？

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‪可以請你們至少揮揮手，說再見嗎？

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‪我們走吧

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‪我們的朋友還需要暖場一下
‪現在是4點37分，我們…

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‪晚了十分鐘

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‪醫生說，我們晚了十分鐘

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‪再見，法布里奇歐的朋友們
‪永遠記住

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‪“我們到死都是朋友”

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‪卡，存檔！

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‪誰是時間之神？

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‪宙斯

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‪不，時間之神是克羅諾斯

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‪哪一種雄性動物
‪要活在雌性體內才能交配？

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‪我知道

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‪鮟鱇魚

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‪天啊，這讓我亢奮起來了

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‪天啊

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‪-你們口渴嗎？
‪-口渴？對

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‪後面有冰箱

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‪好耶，老兄

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‪現在是“啤酒時間”

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‪你剛剛掙到五顆星評價了

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‪-小麥的別稱？
‪-麥粒

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‪《牠》片中的小丑吃什麼？孩子

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‪恐懼

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‪你剛剛說什麼？

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‪孩子們是工具，潘尼懷斯以恐懼為食

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‪艾莉莎，這個很不錯

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‪-不用了，謝謝
‪-人生只有一次

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‪我不喝

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‪妳下半輩子有的是時間變老

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‪-享受當下吧
‪-馬克，別這樣

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‪喝一口，成為團體的一分子

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‪乾杯

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‪背叛耶穌的使徒？

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‪…他說這裡是義大利最美麗的路段

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‪-妳跟我提過的傢伙
‪-對

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‪（母女失蹤，光榮會的陰影）

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‪-對！
‪-對！

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‪像這樣，對！

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‪-那是什麼？
‪-嗯…

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‪那是這一區的黑手黨

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‪此區的黑手黨

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‪-所以不只一個黑手黨？
‪-對

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‪就像義大利麵！

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‪扁麵、扁寬麵…螺旋麵

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‪我喜歡螺旋麵

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‪哇靠，看看這個

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‪（市長反對黑手黨：我們不受威嚇）

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‪-她的衣服紅得像月經
‪-馬克，拜託

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‪抱歉，她看起來像千層麵

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‪不，那是市長，她很有膽識

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‪讓大半的城鎮遠離街頭黑幫

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‪艾莉莎，她看起來像千層麵吧？

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‪妳還好嗎？

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‪她似乎不太對勁

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‪是暈車

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‪我不確定是不是暈車

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‪妳為何不回我電話？

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‪回我電話，拜託

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‪如果我們能談談
‪就能想辦法解決我們和女兒的事

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‪當時我搞砸了，以後不會再發生了

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‪但是要講道理

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‪我們都是成年人了，好嗎？

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‪-再見
‪-嘿

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‪搞什麼？你不可以

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‪停下來，你他媽的在幹什麼？

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‪寶貝，我們快走吧

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‪等我們去到婚禮
‪他們都當爺爺奶奶了

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‪-馬克
‪-聽著

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‪這不是我的休旅車，是我媽的

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‪要是出了事，她會打死我的

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‪-你在做什麼？
‪-我要接手

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‪-你喝醉了
‪-我喝酒車子開得更好

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‪-真是個混蛋
‪-對，告訴他

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‪如果你覺得不安全
‪你來開車，沒關係

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‪我沒有帶駕照

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‪問題解決了

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‪解決個頭
‪問題沒解決，好嗎？搞什麼…

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‪你是當地人嗎？

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‪-你住在這裡？
‪-對

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‪但是…我住在羅馬

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‪學校…念書…
‪電影學院，我念電影學院

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‪所以…去拍電影吧
‪別搞什麼IG的鬼玩意

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‪在義大利，這很複雜的

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‪-你還好嗎？你的頭是怎麼回事？
‪-什麼？

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‪-對…怎麼回事？
‪-喔

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‪有個混蛋曾經抓著我的頭

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‪朝牆壁用力撞了三次

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‪該死

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‪我也是，我以前…我是…

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‪-惡霸？
‪-惡霸，混蛋

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‪在學校

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‪但後來…我傷害了一個人

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‪青少年的時候，總以為暴力很酷

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‪就像那種爛電影

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‪嘿

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‪敬好電影

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‪-對
‪-對，乾杯

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‪馬克！

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‪幹！

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‪幹！

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‪-不！
‪-把他放在沙發上

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‪住手！

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‪-我們得用夾板固定
‪-我有一頂帳篷

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‪-可以用桿子固定嗎？
‪-應該可以

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‪-桿子、木樁之類的
‪-對

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‪冷靜，你會把情況弄得更糟的

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‪慢一點！

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‪會有點痛

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‪-幹！
‪-我來

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‪-握住桿子，像這樣
‪-對

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‪-對不起
‪-我在這裡

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‪-對不起
‪-沒事的

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‪好，我們快弄好了

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‪快好了

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‪好了

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‪艾莉莎，叫救護車

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‪沒事的，你不會有事的

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‪電話打不通

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‪沒有訊號

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‪法布里奇歐

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‪媽的，法布里奇歐，打118

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‪-我打過了，沒有用
‪-怎麼會？是118耶！

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‪你想試試嗎？

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‪當然，我來試試

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‪沒訊號

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‪我的電話也打不通

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‪我們需要協助，到路上求救

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‪這裡沒有路

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‪-沒有人看到嗎？
‪-我暈過去了

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‪我也是

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‪-我們怎麼會來這裡的？
‪-問馬克

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‪什麼？他把休旅車拖來這裡嗎？

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‪也許吧，妳為什麼不問他？

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‪各位

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‪有人在家嗎？

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‪我們出了意外

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‪有人在嗎？

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‪沒人在家，走吧

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‪-我們進屋吧
‪-萬一屋主回來呢？

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‪什麼，擅自闖入？我們回休旅車吧

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‪是一隻山羊之類的

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‪出現在馬路中央

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‪我試著閃開

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‪但法布里奇歐抓住方向盤
‪所以我無法…

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‪現在變成我的錯了

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‪要不是你抓住方向盤
‪我們也不會駛離公路

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‪他快睡著了
‪如果我不急轉彎，我們就撞上去了

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‪他說什麼？

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‪說你睡著了

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‪什麼？胡扯！

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‪也許我恍神了一下，但我們…

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00:17:13,437 --> 00:17:16,729
‪如果那個網紅不要驚慌失錯
‪我們就不會撞到樹

207
00:17:16,812 --> 00:17:17,646
‪別這樣

208
00:17:17,729 --> 00:17:18,562
‪他是個白痴

209
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:21,146
‪馬克，我們撞到的那棵樹

210
00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:24,312
‪-離公路多遠？
‪-我不知道

211
00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:26,062
‪大概幾公尺

212
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,646
‪放眼望去都沒有路

213
00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:31,187
‪我們在樹林裡

214
00:17:34,729 --> 00:17:35,729
‪這不可能

215
00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:40,437
‪不可能？

216
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:42,896
‪看看那些樹

217
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,229
‪我們穿過了好幾千棵樹

218
00:17:46,979 --> 00:17:49,562
‪或者我們從天而降，落到這片空地

219
00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:53,354
‪我說那才叫不可能

220
00:18:02,896 --> 00:18:05,187
‪-你要去哪裡？
‪-去找路

221
00:18:05,271 --> 00:18:06,979
‪-我跟你一起去
‪-不用了

222
00:18:08,271 --> 00:18:09,187
‪不是那邊

223
00:18:09,271 --> 00:18:11,562
‪-看起來都一樣
‪-不，看看太陽

224
00:18:12,062 --> 00:18:13,437
‪我們要往南走

225
00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:14,896
‪那是南邊

226
00:18:17,979 --> 00:18:19,229
‪你是童子軍嗎？

227
00:18:20,687 --> 00:18:23,021
‪不是，但我是在這種地方長大的

228
00:18:28,229 --> 00:18:29,687
‪回去找其他人

229
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:39,354
‪（媽媽，我不知道我們在哪裡）

230
00:18:39,437 --> 00:18:41,479
‪（我很害怕，我們需要幫助）

231
00:18:47,854 --> 00:18:48,812
‪沒事吧？

232
00:18:54,354 --> 00:18:55,646
‪看看他有多傻

233
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,521
‪你們在一起很久了嗎？

234
00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:24,604
‪自從我搬到美國之後

235
00:19:25,104 --> 00:19:26,604
‪他也不是美國人

236
00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:29,021
‪他當時剛從布里斯托過去

237
00:19:29,521 --> 00:19:30,729
‪妳是哪裡人？

238
00:19:31,229 --> 00:19:32,271
‪奧德薩

239
00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:34,979
‪但我四處為家

240
00:19:35,479 --> 00:19:36,437
‪義大利也是

241
00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:39,271
‪我就像蜂鳥，妳懂嗎？

242
00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:40,187
‪蜂鳥？

243
00:19:43,812 --> 00:19:44,812
‪妳是做什麼的？

244
00:19:46,646 --> 00:19:50,396
‪我從博科尼大學畢業
‪在一家管理顧問公司實習

245
00:19:50,479 --> 00:19:51,604
‪哇

246
00:19:51,687 --> 00:19:52,896
‪妳就這樣輕描淡寫啊？

247
00:19:53,937 --> 00:19:55,896
‪我多數時間只是在打電腦

248
00:19:58,146 --> 00:20:00,562
‪我有一家製作3D珠寶的公司

249
00:20:01,479 --> 00:20:02,604
‪妳自己的公司？

250
00:20:03,479 --> 00:20:04,562
‪妳這麼年輕

251
00:20:04,646 --> 00:20:06,562
‪那是一家初創公司

252
00:20:06,646 --> 00:20:07,687
‪妳看

253
00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:10,729
‪很漂亮

254
00:20:20,229 --> 00:20:21,729
‪妳覺得是他的錯？

255
00:20:26,562 --> 00:20:27,646
‪沒有

256
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,312
‪他會沒事的，妳等著瞧

257
00:20:40,854 --> 00:20:42,062
‪你有一個女兒？

258
00:20:44,937 --> 00:20:46,687
‪抱歉，我不小心聽到了

259
00:20:48,854 --> 00:20:49,854
‪她叫什麼名字？

260
00:20:50,604 --> 00:20:51,437
‪艾瑪

261
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,646
‪很高貴的名字，艾瑪

262
00:20:55,562 --> 00:20:56,979
‪真好，這個名字什麼意思？

263
00:20:57,479 --> 00:21:01,271
‪意思是別多管閒事
‪我們應該找到公路了才對

264
00:21:04,771 --> 00:21:08,146
‪有一次我看美國電影

265
00:21:08,646 --> 00:21:13,312
‪故事是說一群人其實到了靈薄獄
‪但他們自己不知道

266
00:21:14,062 --> 00:21:16,187
‪所以他們就是困住了，你懂嗎？

267
00:21:16,687 --> 00:21:19,146
‪注定要永遠重複同樣的行為

268
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,229
‪我不知道

269
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:23,312
‪他們每次醒來，總是同一天

270
00:21:23,812 --> 00:21:26,021
‪或是他們下樓，卻發現自己

271
00:21:26,104 --> 00:21:27,229
‪在同一層樓

272
00:21:40,312 --> 00:21:41,271
‪蘇菲亞

273
00:22:02,771 --> 00:22:03,937
‪搞什麼…

274
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,229
‪有人在家嗎？

275
00:22:59,271 --> 00:23:00,312
‪這是什麼？

276
00:23:01,562 --> 00:23:02,854
‪崇拜撒旦之類的？

277
00:23:07,229 --> 00:23:10,521
{\an8}‪（榮譽三騎士）

278
00:23:10,604 --> 00:23:11,437
{\an8}‪差不多是那樣

279
00:23:12,354 --> 00:23:13,562
‪什麼意思？

280
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:17,354
‪我們必須離開了

281
00:23:20,104 --> 00:23:22,396
‪看看那些頭，血還是新鮮的

282
00:24:52,479 --> 00:24:54,146
‪第一個沒有眼睛

283
00:24:54,646 --> 00:24:56,604
‪但他晚上找得到你

284
00:24:58,062 --> 00:25:01,646
‪第二個沒有耳朵
‪但他聽得到你的恐懼

285
00:25:02,896 --> 00:25:06,896
‪第三個沒有嘴巴，但如果你看到他
‪一句話也別說

286
00:25:07,937 --> 00:25:12,146
‪一匹有翼的馬站在他身邊
‪那是死亡之歌

287
00:25:14,979 --> 00:25:17,812
‪這是奧索、馬斯托索
‪卡卡諾索的傳說

288
00:25:19,229 --> 00:25:22,187
‪小時候我的奶奶常講他們的故事

289
00:25:26,729 --> 00:25:30,146
‪他們是三兄弟，來自另一個世界

290
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,896
‪很久很久以前

291
00:25:37,187 --> 00:25:38,812
‪大家快餓死了

292
00:25:40,187 --> 00:25:44,104
‪他們答應會拯救大家
‪但要求獻祭來交換

293
00:25:47,396 --> 00:25:48,937
‪所以他們選出了犧牲者…

294
00:25:50,771 --> 00:25:52,521
‪準備獻祭儀式

295
00:25:56,479 --> 00:25:58,021
‪他們切斷舌頭…

296
00:26:00,354 --> 00:26:01,187
‪耳朵…

297
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:04,604
‪以及眼睛

298
00:26:07,312 --> 00:26:09,729
‪有了血，他們的飢餓消失了

299
00:26:11,271 --> 00:26:13,729
‪但是天下沒有白吃的午餐

300
00:26:15,729 --> 00:26:18,271
‪從那時候起，饑餓…

301
00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:20,354
‪就變成

302
00:26:23,937 --> 00:26:24,771
‪一個牧群

303
00:26:31,187 --> 00:26:32,146
‪他們放養的牧群

304
00:26:36,229 --> 00:26:38,187
‪你奶奶告訴你的故事還真奇怪

305
00:26:38,271 --> 00:26:40,187
‪別再胡說八道了

306
00:26:40,646 --> 00:26:42,229
‪樹林裡的頭顱

307
00:26:42,312 --> 00:26:44,479
‪-你確定有五個嗎？
‪-五個

308
00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:47,187
‪有人想嚇唬我們

309
00:26:51,021 --> 00:26:53,979
‪我們在休旅車裡過夜，明天就出發

310
00:26:54,062 --> 00:26:54,896
‪馬克怎麼辦？

311
00:26:55,396 --> 00:26:59,604
‪現在無法移動他
‪我們會找人回來幫他

312
00:26:59,687 --> 00:27:00,562
‪當然

313
00:27:03,146 --> 00:27:03,979
‪蘇菲亞

314
00:27:33,687 --> 00:27:35,437
‪沒有，什麼都沒有

315
00:27:37,021 --> 00:27:38,104
‪我的寶貝還好嗎？

316
00:27:39,146 --> 00:27:41,062
‪我害慘你們了

317
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,729
‪好好休息，明天是大日子

318
00:27:48,437 --> 00:27:49,271
‪菲菲

319
00:27:50,729 --> 00:27:53,104
‪妳幹嘛跟我這種魯蛇在一起？

320
00:27:59,937 --> 00:28:01,521
‪你在笑什麼？

321
00:28:01,604 --> 00:28:02,437
‪沒什麼

322
00:28:03,562 --> 00:28:04,812
‪沒事

323
00:28:06,479 --> 00:28:09,062
‪我們撞到離公路才幾公尺的樹

324
00:28:09,937 --> 00:28:12,687
‪醒來卻好像置身恐怖片的場景

325
00:28:14,271 --> 00:28:15,896
‪有砍下的頭…

326
00:28:16,771 --> 00:28:18,896
‪瘋狂農夫的照片

327
00:28:21,187 --> 00:28:22,229
‪我們與世隔絕

328
00:28:23,354 --> 00:28:24,979
‪大家的手機都不能用

329
00:28:28,437 --> 00:28:30,021
‪為什麼沒人說出來？

330
00:28:31,271 --> 00:28:33,104
‪這是經典的恐怖片

331
00:28:33,187 --> 00:28:34,229
‪快睡吧，老兄

332
00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:44,271
‪-你要去哪裡？
‪-去尿尿

333
00:28:47,271 --> 00:28:49,646
‪那傢伙很需要一個女朋友

334
00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:33,896
{\an8}‪（媽媽）

335
00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:37,521
‪妳看！

336
00:29:43,021 --> 00:29:45,687
‪這個呢？讓媽媽看看有多美

337
00:29:48,604 --> 00:29:49,437
‪親一個？

338
00:29:52,437 --> 00:29:57,396
‪妳好可愛，給我一個吻
‪媽咪，妳看她親了爸爸一下

339
00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,187
‪什麼事？

340
00:30:17,854 --> 00:30:19,521
‪妳要去哪裡？

341
00:30:19,604 --> 00:30:20,729
‪你陪著馬克

342
00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:57,937
‪待在這裡

343
00:30:58,521 --> 00:30:59,479
‪小心點

344
00:31:11,479 --> 00:31:14,729
‪出來吧，森林裡有人
‪我們必須離開這裡

345
00:31:14,812 --> 00:31:15,646
‪搞什麼…

346
00:31:18,896 --> 00:31:21,437
‪-發生什麼事？嘿
‪-快來

347
00:31:27,979 --> 00:31:30,687
‪-法布里，怎麼了？
‪-快點上樓

348
00:31:31,354 --> 00:31:34,271
‪-可以告訴我是怎麼回事嗎？
‪-快走！

349
00:31:45,687 --> 00:31:46,521
‪這是什麼？

350
00:31:56,771 --> 00:31:58,187
‪他們砍掉了她的舌頭

351
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:03,937
‪他們對妳做了什麼？

352
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,646
‪我覺得妳最好別多管閒事

353
00:32:14,937 --> 00:32:15,812
‪他說得對

354
00:32:16,437 --> 00:32:18,104
‪-我們走吧
‪-你們會幫我嗎？

355
00:32:18,729 --> 00:32:20,062
‪不行，我們必須走了

356
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:21,562
‪她是個小女孩

357
00:32:21,646 --> 00:32:23,646
‪-這個主意真糟
‪-別管她了

358
00:32:23,729 --> 00:32:27,229
‪蘇菲亞，別管她了！我們走！

359
00:32:28,896 --> 00:32:30,687
‪別擔心，我來幫妳

360
00:32:48,937 --> 00:32:50,437
‪把手電筒關掉

361
00:33:03,604 --> 00:33:05,312
‪馬克！

362
00:33:05,812 --> 00:33:08,687
‪-閉嘴！
‪-去你的！馬克！

363
00:33:08,771 --> 00:33:12,437
‪-閉嘴！關上活板門
‪-拜託，他們有步槍

364
00:33:29,271 --> 00:33:32,854
‪安靜，閉嘴

365
00:34:00,771 --> 00:34:03,271
‪你想怎麼樣？

366
00:34:14,229 --> 00:34:16,146
‪你在做什麼？

367
00:34:30,854 --> 00:34:34,646
‪拜託不要！你要做什麼？

368
00:34:59,396 --> 00:35:02,271
‪不！你在做什麼？

369
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:09,521
‪天啊，你想怎樣？

370
00:36:55,437 --> 00:36:57,437
‪我們必須走了，快點

371
00:36:57,937 --> 00:37:00,062
‪-等等
‪-等什麼？

372
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,354
‪我們不能把她丟在這裡

373
00:37:08,271 --> 00:37:09,646
‪讓開

374
00:37:15,646 --> 00:37:16,479
‪來吧

375
00:37:35,771 --> 00:37:37,979
‪她是妳的責任，走吧

376
00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:16,604
‪艾莉莎

377
00:40:47,562 --> 00:40:48,771
‪我們不是第一個

378
00:40:54,937 --> 00:40:58,271
‪-你在做什麼？
‪-也許我能找到可以吃的東西

379
00:40:58,354 --> 00:40:59,229
‪或是這個

380
00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:03,479
‪那你們呢？

381
00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:05,354
‪杵在那裡幹嘛？

382
00:41:07,687 --> 00:41:09,021
‪一群沒用的人

383
00:41:09,729 --> 00:41:11,562
‪兩個小女孩，一個笨蛋

384
00:41:11,646 --> 00:41:12,937
‪你真是無藥可救

385
00:41:13,521 --> 00:41:14,562
‪妳說什麼？

386
00:41:15,812 --> 00:41:17,062
‪妳剛剛說什麼？

387
00:41:17,896 --> 00:41:19,146
‪我無藥可救？

388
00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:21,354
‪既然妳這樣說，肯定是真的了

389
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:23,521
‪-因為妳是專家嘛
‪-來啊，說出來

390
00:41:24,354 --> 00:41:25,271
‪大聲說出來

391
00:41:25,771 --> 00:41:27,979
‪我會的，我沒什麼不敢說的

392
00:41:28,062 --> 00:41:30,687
‪-我們會在這裡，是因為馬克
‪-你怎能這麼說？

393
00:41:30,771 --> 00:41:32,771
‪-醫生，放尊重點
‪-尊重？

394
00:41:33,521 --> 00:41:35,854
‪尊重什麼？因為他死了？

395
00:41:36,437 --> 00:41:38,354
‪今晚我們都會死的！

396
00:41:38,437 --> 00:41:41,229
‪你任憑他死去，你拋下他

397
00:41:41,312 --> 00:41:42,812
‪你不讓我幫他

398
00:41:42,896 --> 00:41:46,104
‪妳以為我們是誰？忍者龜啊？

399
00:41:46,187 --> 00:41:47,604
‪他們只是農民

400
00:41:48,312 --> 00:41:49,187
‪他們生病了

401
00:41:49,271 --> 00:41:52,021
‪我可不要白白丟了性命
‪就因為有人硬要酒駕

402
00:41:52,104 --> 00:41:53,479
‪讓我們陷入這種困境

403
00:41:53,562 --> 00:41:54,396
‪別說了好嗎？

404
00:41:54,896 --> 00:41:56,146
‪那是意外

405
00:41:59,146 --> 00:42:00,312
‪我是醫生

406
00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:03,396
‪我治療病人

407
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:05,104
‪我不能拯救他們

408
00:42:06,854 --> 00:42:07,687
‪是嗎？

409
00:42:09,229 --> 00:42:11,312
‪里卡多，我能問你一件事嗎？

410
00:42:12,729 --> 00:42:14,437
‪什麼樣的醫生會和別人共乘？

411
00:42:15,812 --> 00:42:19,604
‪據我所知，醫生旅行都是搭飛機
‪火車、租車

412
00:42:22,271 --> 00:42:23,937
‪你是什麼樣的醫生？

413
00:42:25,146 --> 00:42:27,771
‪這跟這一切有什麼關係？

414
00:42:27,854 --> 00:42:30,271
‪-別再吵了，拜託
‪-閉嘴！

415
00:42:32,062 --> 00:42:34,396
‪妳也沒多努力救他吧

416
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:38,021
‪妳為什麼不咬我的手？

417
00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:43,854
‪妳為什麼不踢我要害？

418
00:42:47,021 --> 00:42:50,354
‪妳不夠努力去拯救一生的摯愛

419
00:42:54,771 --> 00:42:56,396
‪妳可以更努力一點的

420
00:43:30,271 --> 00:43:31,104
‪我可以看看嗎？

421
00:43:36,604 --> 00:43:37,437
‪是妳的嗎？

422
00:43:39,312 --> 00:43:41,146
‪（琪亞拉）

423
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‪琪亞拉

424
00:43:44,854 --> 00:43:46,521
‪很美的名字

425
00:44:14,896 --> 00:44:17,271
‪妳知道離開森林的路嗎？

426
00:44:35,896 --> 00:44:38,896
‪（這不是森林）

427
00:44:39,521 --> 00:44:41,646
‪什麼叫不是森林？

428
00:45:03,187 --> 00:45:04,146
‪我們得走了

429
00:45:53,562 --> 00:45:55,146
‪開什麼玩笑？

430
00:46:11,979 --> 00:46:13,479
‪休旅車在哪裡？

431
00:46:14,604 --> 00:46:15,979
‪他們開走了休旅車！

432
00:46:17,146 --> 00:46:20,562
‪我很確定我們是往南走

433
00:46:21,187 --> 00:46:24,479
‪-我不明白我們為什麼在這裡
‪-是嗎？你確定？

434
00:46:26,271 --> 00:46:28,687
‪我們怎麼可能原地繞圈圈？

435
00:46:28,771 --> 00:46:30,187
‪-我不知道…
‪-你不知道？

436
00:46:30,271 --> 00:46:32,021
‪-我們是往南走的
‪-你不知道嗎？

437
00:46:32,104 --> 00:46:34,854
‪我跟你一樣想自救，我不明白…

438
00:46:34,937 --> 00:46:36,937
‪我們是朝南走的

439
00:46:39,312 --> 00:46:45,646
‪幹

440
00:46:49,062 --> 00:46:49,896
‪沒關係

441
00:46:50,854 --> 00:46:52,687
‪也許我…昏迷了

442
00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:56,937
‪也許這只是一場惡夢

443
00:46:58,937 --> 00:47:00,854
‪你們根本不存在

444
00:47:02,229 --> 00:47:05,271
‪相信我，我也希望我此刻不存在

445
00:47:18,604 --> 00:47:20,687
‪至少他們忘了這個

446
00:47:28,562 --> 00:47:30,479
‪昨天他們是天黑以後過來的

447
00:47:35,146 --> 00:47:38,271
‪我不想回去，但待在外面更糟

448
00:47:39,937 --> 00:47:40,812
‪他說得對

449
00:47:42,604 --> 00:47:43,979
‪如果他們回來怎麼辦？

450
00:47:45,646 --> 00:47:49,437
‪如果他們回來，我們會燒掉一切
‪包括森林和這間該死的房子

451
00:48:38,729 --> 00:48:40,479
‪不，謝了，輪到我值班

452
00:48:54,312 --> 00:48:55,729
‪紀律處分

453
00:48:57,937 --> 00:48:58,771
‪我犯了…

454
00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:00,812
‪一個錯誤…

455
00:49:03,437 --> 00:49:04,604
‪病人死了

456
00:49:07,062 --> 00:49:08,562
‪工作原本是我的人生

457
00:49:10,021 --> 00:49:11,187
‪我失去了一切

458
00:49:13,604 --> 00:49:15,729
‪然後事情一件接著一件

459
00:49:15,812 --> 00:49:17,729
‪我和太太在家

460
00:49:17,812 --> 00:49:20,396
‪我在錯誤的時間，說錯一句話…

461
00:49:22,521 --> 00:49:24,854
‪她甚至不讓我見女兒了

462
00:49:26,521 --> 00:49:27,354
‪沒錯

463
00:49:30,646 --> 00:49:32,979
‪我準備回去跟我媽一起住

464
00:49:33,062 --> 00:49:35,562
‪她還以為我15歲，她說：“回家吧”

465
00:49:37,271 --> 00:49:38,229
‪回家吧

466
00:49:47,187 --> 00:49:49,104
‪我就是這樣的醫生

467
00:50:03,437 --> 00:50:05,562
‪有一天我在露營

468
00:50:05,646 --> 00:50:08,396
‪有個來自北義的人說

469
00:50:09,021 --> 00:50:11,687
‪“你來自南方，你一定是黑手黨…”

470
00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:14,604
‪我說

471
00:50:15,104 --> 00:50:17,604
‪“不是每個南義人都是黑手黨”

472
00:50:18,979 --> 00:50:20,187
‪但他很堅持

473
00:50:21,104 --> 00:50:22,437
‪他說：“不”

474
00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:25,437
‪“你來自南義，你是黑手黨”

475
00:50:27,937 --> 00:50:29,771
‪我試著跟他講道理

476
00:50:29,854 --> 00:50:32,937
‪我說，有些南義人不吃披薩

477
00:50:33,021 --> 00:50:35,687
‪有些南義人不是黑手黨

478
00:50:37,437 --> 00:50:41,062
‪隔天他又說：“不，你來自南義

479
00:50:41,146 --> 00:50:42,312
‪你是黑手黨”

480
00:50:43,979 --> 00:50:45,687
‪所以我必須殺了他

481
00:51:16,687 --> 00:51:19,687
‪有一天我告訴我爸媽
‪我不想念大學了

482
00:51:20,437 --> 00:51:22,271
‪我想做別的事

483
00:51:24,021 --> 00:51:27,354
‪我媽讓我上車，載我去海邊

484
00:51:28,062 --> 00:51:30,187
‪到一座有游泳池的美麗別墅

485
00:51:31,979 --> 00:51:32,812
‪她說

486
00:51:33,979 --> 00:51:34,812
‪“妳看看”

487
00:51:36,812 --> 00:51:39,229
‪她很堅持，“妳看清楚”

488
00:51:42,062 --> 00:51:45,604
‪如果我們沒替妳付學費
‪這間房子就是我們的了

489
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,104
‪兩天後，我又回去上課了

490
00:51:54,437 --> 00:51:56,021
‪我這麼做是為了馬克

491
00:52:01,354 --> 00:52:02,729
‪妳是為了寶寶

492
00:52:05,146 --> 00:52:05,979
‪妳知道了？

493
00:52:06,896 --> 00:52:08,729
‪親愛的，每個人都猜到了

494
00:52:10,854 --> 00:52:14,021
‪在還沒來這裡之前
‪寶寶的日子就所剩不多了

495
00:52:14,562 --> 00:52:15,437
‪是嗎？

496
00:52:16,896 --> 00:52:18,146
‪這是最好的作法

497
00:52:23,687 --> 00:52:24,687
‪妳不覺得嗎？

498
00:52:27,146 --> 00:52:28,146
‪我怎麼會知道？

499
00:52:42,146 --> 00:52:42,979
‪給妳

500
00:52:45,437 --> 00:52:47,229
‪這不是什麼好東西

501
00:52:47,979 --> 00:52:49,396
‪但這是我的第一個作品

502
00:52:50,687 --> 00:52:53,437
‪當我完成這個戒指
‪我知道可以靠自己做出點什麼

503
00:53:00,646 --> 00:53:02,854
‪嘿，別哭

504
00:56:42,562 --> 00:56:43,771
‪別看

505
00:56:44,354 --> 00:56:45,729
‪拜託不要看

506
00:59:13,312 --> 00:59:15,354
‪我們甚至沒發現

507
00:59:16,104 --> 00:59:17,437
‪這說不通

508
00:59:20,646 --> 00:59:21,812
‪對不起

509
00:59:29,021 --> 00:59:30,437
‪可以抱妳一下嗎？

510
01:00:03,937 --> 01:00:05,354
‪我們沒有醒來

511
01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:07,562
‪這裡面是什麼？

512
01:00:11,354 --> 01:00:12,562
‪妳在說什麼？

513
01:00:13,146 --> 01:00:14,479
‪你從不喝酒

514
01:00:15,687 --> 01:00:17,104
‪為什麼你不喝酒？

515
01:00:17,854 --> 01:00:18,937
‪妳瘋了嗎？

516
01:00:23,104 --> 01:00:25,062
‪拜託，我受不了了

517
01:00:27,479 --> 01:00:28,979
‪只剩下我們兩個了

518
01:00:32,562 --> 01:00:34,271
‪我很害怕，艾莉莎

519
01:00:38,854 --> 01:00:39,979
‪我很害怕

520
01:00:54,937 --> 01:00:56,312
‪法布里奇歐，聽到了嗎？

521
01:01:00,229 --> 01:01:01,812
‪帶她到鹿頭底下

522
01:01:12,812 --> 01:01:15,687
‪如果你聽見我們的話
‪帶那個女孩到鹿頭底下

523
01:01:16,187 --> 01:01:17,021
‪你是誰？

524
01:01:19,812 --> 01:01:21,146
‪我是法布里奇歐，是我

525
01:01:25,646 --> 01:01:26,562
‪誰在說話？

526
01:01:26,646 --> 01:01:28,187
‪-沒有人
‪-別過來！

527
01:01:31,187 --> 01:01:32,062
‪喔

528
01:01:32,146 --> 01:01:33,687
‪法布里奇歐，你聽得到嗎？

529
01:01:33,771 --> 01:01:35,187
‪我是法布里奇歐

530
01:01:36,104 --> 01:01:39,604
‪那個可悲的蠢蛋，你們還叫我什麼？

531
01:01:40,354 --> 01:01:41,646
‪來，給我

532
01:01:43,437 --> 01:01:44,271
‪給我

533
01:01:47,229 --> 01:01:49,937
‪媽的！我叫妳給我

534
01:01:57,521 --> 01:01:58,354
‪不

535
01:02:01,396 --> 01:02:02,229
‪不

536
01:02:04,521 --> 01:02:05,354
‪不！

537
01:02:07,312 --> 01:02:08,146
‪不！

538
01:02:11,271 --> 01:02:14,062
‪不！

539
01:02:15,104 --> 01:02:20,937
‪不！

540
01:02:21,021 --> 01:02:24,479
‪妳真是他媽的賤人！

541
01:02:24,562 --> 01:02:27,687
‪該死的賤人！妳毀了一切

542
01:02:28,271 --> 01:02:30,062
‪全毀了！都是妳！

543
01:02:30,937 --> 01:02:32,479
‪賤女人！

544
01:02:57,812 --> 01:02:58,646
‪把她帶走

545
01:03:15,812 --> 01:03:22,312
‪救命啊！誰來救我！

546
01:03:57,021 --> 01:03:59,271
‪爸，告訴我

547
01:03:59,354 --> 01:04:02,312
‪爺爺心裡難過時，總會這樣說

548
01:04:02,396 --> 01:04:05,354
‪“現在都不懂得尊重了！”
‪爸，尊重是什麼？

549
01:04:09,437 --> 01:04:12,979
‪我的兒子，尊重是一種美德

550
01:04:13,062 --> 01:04:15,896
‪每個卡拉布里亞人心中都有的

551
01:04:16,604 --> 01:04:19,521
‪這種美德已經不存在了

552
01:04:20,146 --> 01:04:23,312
‪尊重已經消失，榮譽也一樣

553
01:04:23,771 --> 01:04:30,396
‪當你爺爺對孩子們
‪談起他的過去、他的青春

554
01:04:31,062 --> 01:04:34,021
‪最後總是會覺得傷心

555
01:04:34,687 --> 01:04:38,396
‪想起這一切都不在了

556
01:04:48,271 --> 01:04:49,437
‪救命

557
01:04:50,521 --> 01:04:51,854
‪拜託

558
01:04:56,437 --> 01:04:57,312
‪爸

559
01:04:57,396 --> 01:05:00,812
‪爺爺常說的三個騎士是誰？

560
01:05:10,437 --> 01:05:13,521
‪他提到的三位聰慧騎士

561
01:05:14,021 --> 01:05:16,937
‪是聖圈的三位聖人

562
01:05:17,437 --> 01:05:20,396
‪他們帶給我們光榮的法律

563
01:05:20,896 --> 01:05:25,229
‪我們全心全意效忠他們

564
01:05:44,604 --> 01:05:46,521
‪敬榮譽三騎士

565
01:05:47,146 --> 01:05:48,604
‪我們的守護聖者

566
01:05:48,687 --> 01:05:53,312
‪奧索、馬斯托索、卡卡諾索，乾杯

567
01:05:59,562 --> 01:06:00,812
‪祝各位用餐愉快

568
01:06:30,062 --> 01:06:30,896
‪夠了！

569
01:06:57,646 --> 01:06:58,521
‪看吧？

570
01:06:59,354 --> 01:07:00,437
‪他們都很開心

571
01:07:02,562 --> 01:07:04,104
‪因為我會照顧他們

572
01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:06,896
‪我是每一個人的母親

573
01:07:09,187 --> 01:07:11,021
‪我是大家的媽媽，對吧？

574
01:07:13,271 --> 01:07:14,521
‪他們不是壞人

575
01:07:15,271 --> 01:07:16,812
‪他們在戲弄妳

576
01:07:18,312 --> 01:07:20,979
‪但他們知道妳是這裡最珍貴的人

577
01:07:26,396 --> 01:07:27,396
‪如果妳不死

578
01:07:27,896 --> 01:07:29,771
‪我要怎麼照顧他們？

579
01:07:36,312 --> 01:07:37,604
‪妳好美

580
01:07:38,437 --> 01:07:39,812
‪這麼漂亮的女孩

581
01:07:41,146 --> 01:07:42,187
‪對不起

582
01:07:45,354 --> 01:07:47,687
‪但黑手黨不像從前那樣了

583
01:07:50,354 --> 01:07:52,021
‪我們都得適應

584
01:07:56,354 --> 01:07:59,479
{\an8}‪（三騎士營地）

585
01:08:11,354 --> 01:08:12,521
‪救命

586
01:08:15,729 --> 01:08:17,812
‪快吃，免得菜涼了

587
01:08:18,771 --> 01:08:23,229
‪救命

588
01:08:24,937 --> 01:08:27,271
‪救救我！

589
01:08:30,396 --> 01:08:34,062
‪救命！救救我！

590
01:08:45,979 --> 01:08:48,021
‪救命！

591
01:10:30,396 --> 01:10:32,062
‪笑一個，媽咪

592
01:10:38,396 --> 01:10:39,812
‪你全都錄下來了

593
01:10:40,354 --> 01:10:41,187
‪對

594
01:10:42,187 --> 01:10:43,396
‪我得老實說

595
01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:45,437
‪有時候你們會搞砸事情

596
01:10:45,521 --> 01:10:47,521
‪但是當妳恍然大悟的那一刻

597
01:10:48,021 --> 01:10:50,021
‪那是最棒的

598
01:10:52,646 --> 01:10:53,604
‪琪亞拉在哪裡？

599
01:10:54,937 --> 01:10:56,229
‪你要把她怎麼樣？

600
01:10:56,729 --> 01:10:58,521
‪親愛的，不能先爆雷

601
01:11:00,104 --> 01:11:01,646
‪你專門做這種事嗎？

602
01:11:03,812 --> 01:11:05,979
‪拍攝人們死亡的影片？

603
01:11:07,854 --> 01:11:09,396
‪這些是恐怖片

604
01:11:20,437 --> 01:11:22,146
‪妳他媽的在笑什麼？

605
01:11:28,771 --> 01:11:31,396
‪所以我死在某個魯蛇的假電影中

606
01:11:33,271 --> 01:11:36,021
‪片中的壞蛋叫奧索…

607
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:38,562
‪馬斯托索…

608
01:11:39,562 --> 01:11:42,479
‪卡卡多索！

609
01:11:42,562 --> 01:11:44,521
‪是卡卡諾索，沒那麼難的

610
01:11:44,604 --> 01:11:46,604
‪他們是黑手黨的三位創始人

611
01:11:46,687 --> 01:11:50,937
‪我把他們變成新的猛鬼佛萊迪
‪面具魔傑森和皮面人

612
01:11:52,021 --> 01:11:55,979
‪如果在美國
‪他們早就和我簽約拍續集了

613
01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,187
‪你的電影爛透了

614
01:12:00,396 --> 01:12:02,354
‪抄襲太多別人的電影了

615
01:12:05,271 --> 01:12:07,229
‪像妳這種人總是愛批評

616
01:12:07,729 --> 01:12:11,687
‪在義大利，你們只愛
‪蹩腳的喜劇和YouTube的爛電影

617
01:12:11,771 --> 01:12:13,479
‪在義大利，沒有人想看恐怖片

618
01:12:13,562 --> 01:12:15,979
‪你們去看電影只會大叫“噁心！”

619
01:12:16,062 --> 01:12:19,437
‪“救命啊！哭哭…”

620
01:12:21,271 --> 01:12:26,021
‪但是你打開電視
‪整天播放的全是死亡

621
01:12:26,521 --> 01:12:27,937
‪因為你們喜歡

622
01:12:28,021 --> 01:12:31,937
‪殘殺室友的女學生…那是你們喜歡的

623
01:12:32,521 --> 01:12:35,604
‪那個媽媽掐死她的兒子…太棒了

624
01:12:35,687 --> 01:12:39,229
‪那個丈夫刺死他的太太
‪那比古柯鹼還暢銷

625
01:12:41,646 --> 01:12:45,396
‪妳還要問我，我們在這裡做什麼

626
01:12:47,187 --> 01:12:48,604
‪這就是妳要的

627
01:12:50,229 --> 01:12:53,021
‪這是最熱門的原創內容

628
01:12:54,062 --> 01:12:55,104
‪這是未來

629
01:12:58,271 --> 01:12:59,104
‪不是我的

630
01:13:00,354 --> 01:13:01,437
‪我們等著瞧

631
01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:26,729
‪琪亞拉？

632
01:15:33,729 --> 01:15:34,562
‪琪亞拉？

633
01:17:12,146 --> 01:17:13,146
‪賤人！

634
01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:15,854
‪臭婊子！

635
01:17:15,937 --> 01:17:19,187
‪我發誓我要殺她兩次

636
01:17:19,271 --> 01:17:21,771
‪兩次，我要殺了那個該死的賤人

637
01:17:21,854 --> 01:17:24,896
‪-但是她騙過你了
‪-那個瘦皮猴賤人

638
01:17:29,771 --> 01:17:31,187
‪等等，我有個主意

639
01:17:31,271 --> 01:17:32,146
‪-是嗎？
‪-對

640
01:17:32,646 --> 01:17:36,979
‪對，基本上
‪我們有蒙面男的漂亮鏡頭了

641
01:17:37,062 --> 01:17:39,646
‪兩個混蛋的獻祭，我們就拍久一點

642
01:17:39,729 --> 01:17:41,104
‪好嗎？卡

643
01:17:42,021 --> 01:17:45,062
‪她就躺在屋子裡

644
01:17:45,146 --> 01:17:49,604
‪我把她緊緊抱在懷裡
‪說出漂亮的台詞

645
01:17:49,687 --> 01:17:51,646
‪“艾莉莎，我好害怕”

646
01:17:52,146 --> 01:17:54,854
‪“我很害怕，艾莉莎，我好害怕”

647
01:17:55,896 --> 01:17:56,937
‪這樣行不通

648
01:17:57,854 --> 01:18:01,021
‪你要怎麼把她弄昏？
‪如果你再打她，她就會死

649
01:18:03,229 --> 01:18:04,937
‪-再用啤酒
‪-不行

650
01:18:05,437 --> 01:18:08,646
‪拜託，妳只會說“不行”

651
01:18:08,729 --> 01:18:11,896
‪媽媽說得很清楚，客戶要她保持清醒

652
01:18:11,979 --> 01:18:15,562
‪去他的媽媽！

653
01:18:15,646 --> 01:18:19,479
‪-小聲點
‪-去他的！我幹嘛小聲！

654
01:18:19,979 --> 01:18:21,979
‪看看我費盡千辛萬苦…

655
01:18:22,062 --> 01:18:25,479
‪才弄到休旅車
‪結果那個講英文的傢伙要開車

656
01:18:25,562 --> 01:18:28,062
‪你搞砸了，車禍是你造成的

657
01:18:28,146 --> 01:18:30,021
‪-還有那個艾莉莎！
‪-我不在乎

658
01:18:30,104 --> 01:18:33,604
‪她只猜到啤酒裡有掺東西

659
01:18:33,687 --> 01:18:34,604
‪我有抱怨嗎？

660
01:18:34,687 --> 01:18:37,687
‪我全身擦傷，總是滿頭大汗
‪而且不能說話

661
01:18:37,771 --> 01:18:39,937
‪-你真沒用！
‪-我把妳的舌頭切掉了！

662
01:18:40,021 --> 01:18:41,021
‪我是導演

663
01:18:41,104 --> 01:18:44,687
‪我要去找媽，她會修理你
‪因為你什麼也做不好

664
01:18:44,771 --> 01:18:48,646
‪-我是這個家裡的…
‪-小聲一點！

665
01:18:48,729 --> 01:18:51,062
‪-藝術家
‪-閉嘴！

666
01:19:02,062 --> 01:19:03,187
‪你真無能

667
01:19:06,146 --> 01:19:07,396
‪臭ㄚ頭

668
01:19:25,271 --> 01:19:27,771
‪整整兩天我含著這玩意

669
01:19:27,854 --> 01:19:31,562
‪-下次我要當壞人
‪-媽媽不懂恐怖片的事

670
01:19:31,646 --> 01:19:33,312
‪她是老闆

671
01:19:33,396 --> 01:19:36,521
‪如果媽媽要讓她
‪在死時保持清醒，那她就要清醒

672
01:19:36,604 --> 01:19:39,812
‪這樣完全不合理
‪就像李奧納多狄卡皮歐凍死一樣

673
01:19:39,896 --> 01:19:42,479
‪他幹嘛不爬上那扇門板？

674
01:19:46,771 --> 01:19:48,937
‪沒錯，上面還有空間

675
01:19:49,437 --> 01:19:52,396
‪我們再15分鐘就準備好了
‪帶那個女孩進屋

676
01:19:52,896 --> 01:19:54,562
‪好，走吧？

677
01:19:55,646 --> 01:19:58,646
‪現在呢？我現在做什麼？
‪告訴我，我要怎麼做？

678
01:19:59,229 --> 01:20:00,187
‪我不知道

679
01:20:08,104 --> 01:20:10,896
‪別再喝了，不然你就得在片場尿尿

680
01:20:11,479 --> 01:20:12,896
‪我這是經驗之談

681
01:20:29,979 --> 01:20:30,812
‪該死

682
01:21:12,937 --> 01:21:14,937
‪那個女孩逃走了

683
01:21:16,687 --> 01:21:18,146
‪那個女孩逃走了！

684
01:21:23,521 --> 01:21:24,396
‪好

685
01:21:24,937 --> 01:21:27,146
‪好，妳會殺了我，然後呢？

686
01:21:27,229 --> 01:21:28,854
‪妳打算怎麼辦？

687
01:21:28,937 --> 01:21:31,687
‪他們已經在屋裡等妳了

688
01:21:36,354 --> 01:21:39,812
‪他們會把妳切開，然後餵豬

689
01:21:39,896 --> 01:21:42,521
‪懂嗎？他們會拿妳餵豬

690
01:21:44,812 --> 01:21:45,646
‪來吧

691
01:21:48,562 --> 01:21:49,812
‪把槍放下

692
01:21:51,396 --> 01:21:53,354
‪我們來想個辦法

693
01:21:53,437 --> 01:21:55,396
‪如果妳想活命，妳會需要我的

694
01:21:55,979 --> 01:21:59,312
‪-妳一個人辦不到
‪-你他媽的話太多了

695
01:22:02,437 --> 01:22:04,062
‪拜託，別這麼做

696
01:22:06,562 --> 01:22:08,187
‪我很害怕

697
01:22:10,354 --> 01:22:11,979
‪我很害怕

698
01:22:15,354 --> 01:22:18,104
‪別擔心，只是一部電影

699
01:22:21,229 --> 01:22:22,187
‪賤人

700
01:22:22,854 --> 01:22:27,229
‪妳這個賤人，妳活該死在…

701
01:23:03,396 --> 01:23:04,729
‪這就是你的電影結局

702
01:25:02,896 --> 01:25:07,812
‪（軍區，禁止闖入，武裝監視）

703
01:26:17,979 --> 01:26:19,646
‪（媽媽：再幾個小時就要手術了）

704
01:26:19,729 --> 01:26:22,979
‪（妳為何關機？
‪如果是惡作劇，我要給妳好看）

705
01:28:05,604 --> 01:28:08,771
‪（BLOODFLIX小編
‪評論這部電影？）

706
01:28:08,854 --> 01:28:10,646
‪（我撐了兩分鐘，無聊）

707
01:28:10,729 --> 01:28:12,562
‪（我喜歡）

708
01:28:12,646 --> 01:28:14,271
‪（艾莉莎應該死掉的）

709
01:28:14,354 --> 01:28:15,812
‪（抄襲其他電影）

710
01:28:15,896 --> 01:28:17,437
‪（傳說是真的！）

711
01:28:17,521 --> 01:28:19,812
‪（奧索、馬斯托索、卡卡諾索？）

712
01:28:19,896 --> 01:28:21,646
‪（BLOODFLIX小編
‪對，請上網搜尋）

713
01:28:21,729 --> 01:28:24,521
‪（我們義大利人不太會拍恐怖片）

714
01:28:24,604 --> 01:28:25,896
‪（更血腥，不然就退訂）

715
01:28:25,979 --> 01:28:27,812
‪（至少還看得懂？）

716
01:28:27,896 --> 01:28:30,229
‪（導演是義大利人，要支持一下）

717
01:28:30,312 --> 01:28:32,437
‪（沒有貓）

718
01:28:32,562 --> 01:28:36,479
‪（超愛金髮妞的美臀）

719
01:28:36,562 --> 01:28:38,062
‪（我現在來看）

720
01:28:38,187 --> 01:28:39,021
‪（讓我知道）

721
01:28:40,854 --> 01:28:43,104
‪（BLOODFLIX
‪輸入密碼以存取設定檔）

722
01:28:43,812 --> 01:28:45,812
‪BLOODFLIX

723
01:28:46,396 --> 01:28:50,271
{\an8}‪（《經典恐怖故事》
‪播放–其他資訊）

724
01:28:50,396 --> 01:28:53,604
{\an8}‪（《經典恐怖故事》播放）

725
01:28:55,562 --> 01:28:56,812
{\an8}‪BLOODFLIX 呈獻

726
01:28:57,771 --> 01:28:59,187
{\an8}‪-嗨，艾莉莎
‪-嗨

727
01:28:59,271 --> 01:29:01,896
{\an8}‪各位，你們可以詳細說明一下嗎？

728
01:29:01,979 --> 01:29:04,562
{\an8}‪我希望內容能吸引觀眾

729
01:29:05,521 --> 01:29:06,437
{\an8}‪不要嗎？

730
01:29:06,521 --> 01:29:09,021
{\an8}‪可以請你們至少揮揮手，說再見嗎？

731
01:29:10,021 --> 01:29:14,021
{\an8}‪妳這個賤人，妳活該死在…

732
01:29:16,229 --> 01:29:19,021
{\an8}‪爸爸，可以吃飯了，你要來嗎？

733
01:29:22,354 --> 01:29:23,646
‪我馬上過去，小寶貝

734
01:34:27,854 --> 01:34:33,229
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