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This is my favorite tooth.
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Why do I love it so much?
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Well...
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for starters, it wasn't flashy.
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You won't see it in my dazzling smile.
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But you might see it
in my dog-scaring face.
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There it is, right there.
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It's peeking out from behind my lip
like a bulldog.
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It doesn't just cut like the
front teeth or chew like the back teeth.
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This amazing tooth does both.
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I also like how it's a little askew,
just like me.
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My dentist called the tooth...
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Primary cuspid R
with two anterior fillings.
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But I call him...
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General Mouthwashington.
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{\an8}I just wanna be
You just wanna be
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We just wanna be
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I am gonna be who I wanna be
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My autonomy
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No, I won't cut my hair
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And I'll wear whatever
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I like it when I get to be myself
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I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be
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{\an8}We don't wanna be told what to do
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Something I think about:
Teeth are not bones.
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Isn't that interesting?
Teeth are not bones.
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Harriet, you're going to be
late to your dentist appointment
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if we don't leave now.
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Bones break and repair themselves.
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Teeth can't do that.
You really gotta cherish a tooth.
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Carol, this is unbelievable.
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You're overreacting.
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You can't throw out our wedding cake.
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It's been in the icebox for 12 years.
We're never gonna eat it.
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We ate it on our five-year anniversary.
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Yes, and that was seven years ago.
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It's like you wanna throw our marriage
in the trash.
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Ole Golly says
it's healthy for grown-ups to fight.
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Just like kids,
they gotta get their gripes out.
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Harriet, stop rubbernecking and let's go.
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Looking good, Harriet.
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You must really be rinsing and brushing
right after your chocolate egg creams.
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Dental hygiene is what I'm all about.
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Dr. Hawthorne will be in shortly.
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Dr. Hawthorne. Yes, you heard right.
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My dentist is none other
than Marion Hawthorne's dad.
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Perfect Marion and her perfect teeth.
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There was no escaping her.
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But at least my teeth were perfect too.
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Hello, Dr. Hawthorne. Take a look.
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You can close your mouth for now, Harriet.
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We need to talk.
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What do we need to talk about?
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I took a look at your X-rays
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and determined that
primary cuspid R needs to be extracted.
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Primary cuspid R?
You mean General Mouthwashington?
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General who?
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Can you check again? I brushed.
I flossed. I mouthwashed. I was good.
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For the record, I wasn't always so good
with my dental hygiene.
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When I was seven, I was just a dumb kid
playing it fast and loose with my teeth.
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Harriet, it's lights-out time.
Did you remember to floss?
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Why, of course, Ole Golly.
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But my recklessness caught up to me
with a vengeance.
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Primary cuspid R
appears to have two anterior cavities.
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That's what you get for flossing
with licorice. You messed up.
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I did mess up, didn't I?
I messed up real good.
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I'm sorry, little tooth.
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Then something kind of
brain-bending happened.
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It is not time for apologies.
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Hey. Who said that?
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It might have been
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because we were studying
the American Revolution in school.
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I don't know.
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It is time to defeat
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the insidious outsider
colonizing our mouth,
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the tartar and plaque redcoats.
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It is I, General Mouthwashington.
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That was the moment
I met my new best friend and hero.
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His was a call to arms to rally together.
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We thereby declared...
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Independence from bad oral hygiene.
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Charge!
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Oh, no! Oh, dear.
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I'm getting the collywobbles.
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Not the giant brush.
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Blimey! Have you infernal rebels no mercy?
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Begone, foul oppressor!
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We shall form a more perfect Union
based on these unalienable rights:
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life, liberty and...
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The pursuit of oral cleanliness.
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Blimey! Collywobbles!
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After that initial victory,
our Union was strong,
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and dental visits were short and sweet.
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And I owed it all
to General Mouthwashington.
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Oh, Harriet.
I know this is difficult but--
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But nothing!
Why do I need the General extracted?
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It doesn't make any sense.
It's not like it has any pain.
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May I?
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Undignified!
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Okay, so it hurts when you touch it.
I just won't touch it. Problem solved.
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Maybe these X-rays can help explain
the situation.
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This cuspid here, it's boxed in
with an adult tooth on the left,
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another on the right and a new adult tooth
coming in from below.
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Dear me! It's really being budged out.
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I'm sorry, Harriet. It's time.
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The general must leave his post.
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Can I get a second opinion?
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You can ask any DDS in Manhattan,
and they'll all say the same.
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The pain will only get worse
if you don't remove that tooth now.
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Now?
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Ole Golly, tell him I need an extension.
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A year? A month? I'll even take a week.
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I can give you till tomorrow.
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Hey, chin up. It's your last baby tooth.
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After this, it's a full set of adult teeth
for Harriet M. Welsch.
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Time to grow up, you big baby.
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So, it's official.
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Marion's dad says
I have to go back to his office tomorrow
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so he can get rid of
General Mouthwashington.
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- What?
- He says there's no room for him anymore.
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We need to talk about this.
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Yes!
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Initiate intentional out plan.
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No! No, you initiated way too many
intentional out plans this year.
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It's an insult to the game of dodgeball.
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What are you doing?
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Whatever you gotta do, do it behind me.
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I'll shield ya.
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So, there's no room
for Mouthwashington, huh?
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Well, what if we made room?
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Is that possible?
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Sure! The human body has room
for all sorts of stuff it doesn't need,
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like the appendix.
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Medic!
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See? I knew I needed a second opinion.
How do we--
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Hold on.
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Tell my mother I love her.
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Gotcha.
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- Measuring tape?
- Okay, open wide.
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Mouth-open capacity max
is currently three inches.
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I can work with that.
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Now, time to stretch.
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Open, two, three, four.
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Shut, two, three, four.
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Open, two, three, four.
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Shut, two, three, four.
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Open, two, three, four--
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That's never gonna work.
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Don't listen to him.
Now, bare your teeth, Welsch.
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Yeah. I wanna see 'em all, all 28!
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Gosh darn it, Sport!
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Sorry.
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Open, two, three, four.
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Shut, two, three, four.
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Open, two, three, four.
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Shut, two, three, four.
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Now--
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Just measure me.
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What do you know?
Still three inches. Sorry.
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It's hopeless.
We've been stretching all day.
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I'm sorry, General.
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What are we gonna do?
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I know! Maybe you could just
skip your appointment tomorrow.
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Ole Golly would never let me.
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I know somebody
who might be able to convince her.
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Sure, they tell us we should see
the dentist once every six months,
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but is that really necessary?
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Sport's dad is a writer.
He knows what he's talking about.
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Answer: no.
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The whole thing's a racket.
They just want our money.
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And they always use gingivitis
to scare us like some big, evil bogeyman.
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Gingivitis equals bogeyman.
So, not under bed?
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Yeah, my dad hasn't seen the dentist
in years, which works great for the books.
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No bills to reconcile.
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Mr. Rocque, you're the first grown-up
I've talked to who gets it.
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Hey, if any grown-up needs the wool pulled
off their eyes, I am happy to do it.
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Could you pull the wool
off my nanny's eyes?
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Show her that you don't go to the dentist,
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and you have a full set
of perfectly normal, healthy teeth.
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I don't know if I'd say
I had a full set exactly.
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What do you mean?
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How come you've been keeping this
a secret from me?
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I guess I didn't think
you could handle it.
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Dad, please! I can't handle it.
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No, no. Keep going. I kinda like it.
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Are you okay?
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No. My tooth hurts now
even without me touching it.
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See? It's inedible.
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Just as inedible as it was 12 years ago.
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And that's the point.
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Here we go again.
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The baker canceled at the last minute,
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so you and I,
having absolutely no experience,
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baked our own wedding cake together.
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Yes, I know. I was there.
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We had a great time,
but the cake was and still is terrible.
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I will not throw it out.
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Then you need to buy a second icebox.
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Harriet!
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What's all this?
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See for yourself.
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I wanted to sink my teeth
into all that tomatoey goodness
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and savor every bite.
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But...
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I know what you're up to.
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This is supposed to be
one of those "last meal" things, isn't it?
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Well, you can call it whatever you like.
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Throw it in the trash.
Mouthwashington's not going anywhere.
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You're scared to eat it, aren't ya?
Afraid it'll hurt too much.
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No.
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Thing is, I kinda was scared.
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Good.
Because I'd hate to see it go to waste.
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Homemade mayo, freshly baked bread,
the ripest tomato you've ever seen.
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Why don't you put it to the general?
We don't have to call it a last meal.
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I hold this truth to be self-evident.
That is one magnificent tomato sandwich.
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So, we decided to eat it.
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I figured if I could just chew it
on one side of my mouth,
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it might not hurt that much.
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I'm not scared. I just--
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There's a certain special way
I like to eat these.
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It really, really hurts.
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I'm never gonna be able
to eat a tomato sandwich again.
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Harriet! Calm down.
You're going to be fine.
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Here, now suck on this.
It'll numb the pain.
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That's helping. That's helping. Thank you.
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Look, I know it's hard,
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but General Mouthwashington
has given you everything he can.
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It's time for him to move on.
It's just a natural part of growing up.
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One day, after I've given you all I can,
well, I'll have to leave--
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Don't say it! You're making it worse.
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Well, I'm only being honest,
and I thought you'd appreciate that.
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All the fuss in the world won't stop
these things from happening, nothing will.
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Part of growing up is learning to let go.
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What Ole Golly said makes sense, but...
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Mouthwashington would never let me go.
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He took two fillings in his gut for me.
The pain was never too much for him.
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It is but a pittance to pay
for the blessings of our noble friendship.
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So even though I didn't know where to go...
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I ran away with the general,
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hoping against hope
to find a way to save him.
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It's what he'd do for me.
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But no matter how far I went...
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Oh, no.
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...I couldn't escape the pain.
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Eventually, it got so bad that,
well, things got weird.
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Mouthwashington,
did you chop down that cherry tree?
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Yes, I cannot tell a lie.
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You okay, little girl?
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Of course, he didn't do it.
He couldn't have. He's in my mouth!
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After I made it all the way down
to the docks,
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I knew there was nowhere left to run.
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I thought about getting on an ocean liner.
Pretty out there, I know.
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But when Washington crossed the Delaware,
that was pretty out there too.
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Margaret, wait!
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I had to see this.
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I told myself that
if he convinced her to stay,
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then the general would stay too.
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If not, well...
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I'm not asking you to stay.
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Just before you go,
there's something I have to say.
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Goodbye.
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All of a sudden, I knew what I had to do.
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I gathered all my friends and family
for a grand goodbye party.
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I want everyone to tell
General Mouthwashington
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all the things they've always wanted
to say to him before he goes away.
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Anyone can start.
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The general is ah-waiting.
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You have to hurry up,
'cause I'm kind of in pain here.
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Okay, you know what?
Sport, how about you go first.
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Okay. Well, one time, Harriet and I were
walking home together from school,
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and a garbage truck drove past.
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It kicked up a little stone
straight at Harriet's mouth.
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And I kid you not, that stone broke
right in two when it hit Mouthwashington.
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General, you are the strongest man--
I mean, tooth-- that I know.
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So sweet.
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I still have that stone in my room.
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Well,
I used to find American history boring.
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I'd get B's.
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Then I started imagining history
with Mouthwashington in it.
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Now, I get A's.
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Thanks, General.
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Everyone knows General Mouthwashington
is a hero and a president,
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but do you also know he's humble?
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He's never bragged to me once.
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He's just quietly helped me out with the
noblest task of all:
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raising Harriet.
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I couldn't have done it
without you, Ole Golly.
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Forget John Adams. You're my real VP.
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Ms. Catherine, thank you so much
for looking after Harriet.
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And, Harriet, I'm sorry.
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Your father and I have been squabbling
all day.
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We should have been there,
helping you let go.
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Actually, Harriet,
hearing all these stories, you--
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Well, you helped me.
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- I did?
- She did?
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Carol, you can throw out the cake.
It was never about the cake.
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It was about who we were
when we baked it together.
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Young, spontaneous.
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Oh, Fred, I--
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No, let me finish. I love who we are now.
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I just also want to remember who we were.
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But I don't need the cake for that.
I have the story, and I have you.
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Well, Mom and Dad, you sort of stole
the general's thunder there,
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but I get it.
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I really did. In fact, at that moment,
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I figured something out
about the stories we tell.
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I wrote this whole big speech, but...
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What General Mouthwashington
taught me most of all was courage.
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At first,
it took courage to go to the dentist.
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But there are far scarier things in life
than the dentist, like Marion Hawthorne...
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and growing up,
and saying goodbye to the things you love.
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Dr. Hawthorne, I'm ready.
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But today,
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General Mouthwashington
helped me understand
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that you don't have to be afraid.
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You can be bold and brave...
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...because nothing is truly gone
if its story lives on.
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In case you're thinking I sold
Mouthwashington to the tooth fairy,
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not a chance.
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I told Dr. Hawthorne
to donate his body to science.
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It's what the general woulda wanted,
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to keep up the good bite.
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Welcome to the Union, new guy.