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這顆是我最愛的牙齒

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我為何這麼喜歡它呢?

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這個嘛...

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(溫妮雜貨店,巧克力餅)

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第一,它不愛現

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我露出燦爛的微笑時,你不會看到它

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但我做出嚇狗的表情時,你或許就會看到

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就是它,在那裡

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它從我的嘴唇後面凸出來,像一隻鬥牛犬

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它不僅像前排牙齒咬斷食物
或像後排牙齒咀嚼食物

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這顆神奇的牙齒包辦兩種功能

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我也喜歡它有點歪歪的樣子,跟我一樣

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我的牙醫稱這顆牙齒為

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前側補兩次的右側原生犬齒

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但我稱它為

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漱口華盛頓將軍

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{\an8}我只想要,你只想要

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我們只想要

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我要成為我想要的樣子

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自己做主

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不,我不剪頭髮

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我想穿什麼就穿

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我喜歡做自己

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我不想要,你不想要

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我們不想要聽命於別人

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{\an8}《漱口華盛頓將軍》

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{\an8}《超級偵探海莉》

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{\an8}(改編自露薏絲菲茲修著作)

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我思考一件事,牙齒不是骨頭

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很有趣吧?牙齒不是骨頭

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海莉,妳看牙醫快遲到了

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我們現在就得出發

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骨頭斷掉後會自行修復

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牙齒則無法,你真的得珍惜牙齒

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卡蘿,妳太不可理喻了

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是你反應過度了

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妳不能丟掉我們的結婚蛋糕

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它已經在冰箱裡擺了12年
我們永遠不會吃它

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我們在結婚五週年紀念日有吃

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對,那是七年前的事了

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妳好像要把我們的婚姻丟入垃圾桶

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歐嘉莉說大人吵架是健康的事

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就像小孩一樣,他們必須發洩怨氣

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海莉,別偷看,我們走吧

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海莉,牙齒看起來不錯喔

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妳喝完巧克力蛋蜜乳後
一定都有漱口與刷牙

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我最重視口腔衛生了

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霍桑醫生馬上就來

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霍桑醫生,對,你沒聽錯

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(霍桑醫生)

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我的牙醫就是瑪麗翁霍桑的爸爸

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完美的瑪麗翁與她完美的牙齒

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她真是無所不在

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但至少我的牙齒也很完美

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你好,霍桑醫生,你看

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海莉,現在妳能閉上嘴巴了

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我們需要談一談

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我們要談什麼?

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我看了妳的X光片

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我決定要拔掉右側原生犬齒

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右側原生犬齒?你是指漱口華盛頓將軍?

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什麼將軍?

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你能再檢查一次嗎?我有刷牙
用牙線、用漱口水,我很乖的

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我得說,我並非一直都很在乎口腔衛生

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我七歲時,只是一個不重視牙齒的蠢小孩

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海莉,該睡覺囉,妳有記得用牙線嗎?

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歐嘉莉,我當然記得

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但我不在乎的態度讓我吃到苦頭

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右側原生犬齒前側似乎蛀了兩個洞

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這就是妳拿甘草糖當牙線的後果,妳慘了

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我真的慘了,對吧?超級慘

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小牙齒,對不起

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然後,發生一件出人意料的事

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現在不是道歉的時候

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嘿,誰在說話?

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或許是因為

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我們學校正在教美國大革命

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不曉得

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現在要擊敗

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在我們嘴裡殖民的邪惡外來者

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牙結石與牙菌斑紅衣軍

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就是我,漱口華盛頓將軍

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當時我認識了新的摯友與英雄

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它號召我們團結合作

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我們因此宣布

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推翻不良的口腔衛生,獲得獨立

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進攻

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不,慘了

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我頭暈腦脹了

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別用大刷子刷我

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討厭,你們這群兇惡的叛軍
都沒同情心嗎?

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滾吧,惡劣的壓迫者

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我們應該組成一支更完美的聯邦軍隊
依據這些天賦人權

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生命、自由與...

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追求口腔清潔

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討厭,頭好暈

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(我們人民)

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出師告捷之後,我們聯邦軍隊氣勢如虹

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看牙醫的過程也短暫又愉快

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我認為這全是漱口華盛頓將軍的功勞

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海莉,我知道這不容易,但...

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但我又沒怎樣,為何要把將軍拔掉?

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這樣根本沒道理,它又不會痛

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我能檢查一下嗎?

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別羞辱我

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好啦,你碰它的時候會痛
那我不碰它就好了,問題解決了

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或許這幾張X光片能幫助妳瞭解情況

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這顆犬齒被左邊的恆齒

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與右邊的恆齒包圍
下方還有一顆新的恆齒長出來

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老天爺,它真的被擠出來

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海莉,抱歉,該拔牙了

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將軍必須離開崗位了

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我能徵詢第二位牙醫的意見嗎?

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妳能去問曼哈頓的任何牙醫
他們都會說同樣的話

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若妳不現在拔牙,只會越來越痛

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現在嗎?

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歐嘉莉,跟他說我需要多一點時間

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一年?一個月?多一週我也願意

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妳可以等到明天

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嘿,開心點,這是妳的最後一顆乳牙

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之後,海莉威爾許就有滿口恆齒了

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妳這個巨嬰,該長大了

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所以,我逃不了了

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瑪麗翁的爸爸說,明天我得回去他的診所

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讓他拔掉漱口華盛頓將軍

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-什麼?
-他說沒空間容納它了

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我們必須談談這件事

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好耶

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啟動故意輸球計畫

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不行...今年妳已經啟動太多次
故意輸球計畫了

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這侮辱了躲避球比賽

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你幹什麼?

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無論妳們想做什麼,都躲在我後面

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我會保護妳們

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所以漱口華盛頓沒地方去,是吧?

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那我們挪出空間給它,如何?

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有可能嗎?

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當然有,人體有空間容納
各種它不需要的東西

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例如盲腸

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救人喔

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聽見沒?我就知道我需要
第二個人的意見,我們該如何...

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等等

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跟我媽說我愛她

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拿到了

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-捲尺?
-好,用力張開嘴巴

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嘴巴張到最大的高度目前是7.6公分

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包在我身上

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現在,伸展時間到

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張開,二、三、四

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閉上,二、三、四

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張開,二、三、四

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閉上,二、三、四

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張開,二、三、四

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那樣沒用的

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別聽他的,威爾許,現在露出牙齒

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很好,全部28顆牙齒。我都要看見

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斯伯特,可惡

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抱歉

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張開,二、三、四

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閉上,二、三、四

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張開,二、三、四

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閉上,二、三、四

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現在...

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替我測量吧

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誰料得到?還是7.6公分,抱歉

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沒用的,我已經伸展了一整天

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將軍,對不起

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我們應該怎麼辦?

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我知道了,或許妳明天可以不去看牙醫

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歐嘉莉一定會叫我去

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我知道某人或許能說服她

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當然,他們說我們每半年就要去看牙醫

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但真的有必要嗎?

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斯伯特的爸爸是作家,他言之有物

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答案是,沒必要

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整件事都是騙局,他們只要我們的錢

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而且他們總是搬出牙齦炎嚇唬我們
像巨大又邪惡的惡靈

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牙齦炎就是惡靈
所以,不是在床底下嗎?

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對,我爸已經好幾年沒去看牙醫
這樣省了很多錢

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不必跟錢過不去

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洛克先生,你是第一個瞭解我的大人

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嘿,若任何大人需要看清真相
我很樂意幫忙

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你能幫助我的保姆看清真相嗎?

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讓她知道你不去看牙醫

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卻有整嘴完全正常又健康的牙齒

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我不算有整嘴牙齒

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什麼意思?

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你怎能一直瞞著我這件事?

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我覺得你可能會無法接受

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爸,拜託,我無法接受

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不...繼續,我滿喜歡的

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妳還好嗎?

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不好,現在我連不去碰它,牙齒都會痛

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知道了吧?難以下嚥啊

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跟12年前一樣難以下嚥

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那才是重點

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你又來了

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烘焙師在最後關頭取消

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於是毫無經驗的妳與我

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一起烘焙了我們的第一個結婚蛋糕

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對,我知道,我也在場

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我們玩得很開心
但蛋糕以前跟現在都很難吃

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我絕不要把它丟掉

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那你就得再去買一個冰箱

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海莉

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這是怎麼回事?

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妳自己看吧

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我想用力咬下所有的番茄美食

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並且享受每一口的滋味

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但是...

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我知道妳的企圖

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這是那種“最後一餐”,對吧?

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妳想怎麼說都行

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丟入垃圾桶吧,漱口華盛頓絕不會離開

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妳不敢吃它,對吧?妳擔心牙齒會太痛

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才不是

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問題是,我的確有點害怕

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很好,因為我很不想浪費食物

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自製美乃滋、現烤麵包
還有史上最熟的番茄

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妳何不介紹給將軍吃呢?
我們沒必要說這是最後一頓晚餐

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我認為這個真理不言而喻
那真是一個華麗的番茄三明治

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所以,我們決定要吃它

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我認為若我只用一側的牙齒咀嚼

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或許牙齒就不會太痛

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我沒有害怕,我只是...

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我喜歡用某種特定的方式吃這些

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真的好痛啊

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我再也無法吃番茄三明治了

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海莉,冷靜一點,妳不會有事的

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拿去,吸吮這塊冰,就能讓疼痛感麻木

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有用耶...謝謝妳

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聽著,我知道妳不好受

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但漱口華盛頓將軍已經為了妳付出一切

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現在它該離開了,這是成長的必經過程

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有朝一日,在我為了妳付出一切之後
我也必須離...

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別說了,妳讓我更難過了

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我只是實話實說,我以為妳會聽進去

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世界上沒有任何東西
能阻止這些事情發生,完全沒有

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成長的一部分就是學習放手

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歐嘉莉說的話有道理,但...

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漱口華盛頓絕對不會放棄我

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它為了我被補了兩個洞
無論多痛它都能忍受

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為了感恩擁有這段神聖的友誼
這一點痛算不了什麼

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所以就算我不知道該去哪裡

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我與將軍一起逃跑

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希望能排除萬難,找出救它的方法

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它也會為了我這樣做

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(熟食店,營業中)

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但無論我走得多遠

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不

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都無法逃避痛苦

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最後我痛到極點,情況就變得古怪

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漱口華盛頓,你剛砍倒那棵櫻桃樹嗎?

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對,我無法說謊

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小女孩,妳還好嗎?

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當然不是它砍的
不可能是它,它在我的嘴裡

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我一路走到碼頭之後

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我知道已經無處可逃

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我想過跳上郵輪,我知道很異想天開

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但當華盛頓橫渡達拉瓦河
也是很不可思議的事

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瑪格莉特,等等

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我得瞧瞧這一幕

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我告訴自己,若他能說服她留下

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那麼將軍也能留下

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若不能的話,那...

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00:17:41,021 --> 00:17:42,731
我沒有要妳留下

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但在妳離開之前,我有話要說

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再見

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突然,我知道該怎麼做了

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我找來所有的親朋好友
舉辦一場盛大的道別派對

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我要大家在漱口華盛頓將軍離開之前

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把所有想說的話都告訴它

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誰先說都行

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將軍正在等

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快點說啊,因為我有一點痛

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好的,這樣吧,斯伯特,你先說

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好的,有一次
海莉與我放學後一起走路回家

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00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:39,871
有一輛垃圾車經過

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它直接將一顆小石頭彈入海莉的嘴裡

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沒騙人,那顆石頭砸到漱口華盛頓時
就裂成兩半

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將軍,你是我碰過最強壯的人...
我是指牙齒

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好感人喔

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那顆石頭還在我的房間裡

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我以前覺得美國歷史很無聊

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我都拿乙

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00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:12,946
然後我開始想像歷史裡有漱口華盛頓

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現在我就拿甲

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將軍,謝謝你

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大家都知道漱口華盛頓將軍是英雄與總統

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但你們知道它也很謙卑嗎?

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00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:30,797
它從沒對我吹噓過

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00:19:31,298 --> 00:19:35,719
它只是靜靜地幫助我完成最神聖的任務

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00:19:36,887 --> 00:19:38,680
養育海莉

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歐嘉莉,少了妳我絕對辦不到

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別管約翰亞當斯了
妳才是我真正的副總統

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凱薩琳小姐,非常感謝妳照顧海莉

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還有海莉,對不起

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00:20:00,869 --> 00:20:03,538
妳爸與我爭執了一整天

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00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:06,416
我們應該陪在妳身邊,幫助妳渡過難關

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海莉,我聽了這些故事之後,妳...

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其實,妳幫助了我

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-我幫了你?
-她幫了你?

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卡蘿,妳把蛋糕丟掉吧
重點從來不是蛋糕

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而是我們一起烤蛋糕時的樣子

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00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,475
年輕又隨興

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00:20:23,475 --> 00:20:25,727
佛萊德,我...

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00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:29,481
不,讓我說完,我愛我們現在的樣子

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我只是也想記住我們當初的樣子

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但我不需要靠蛋糕幫我記住
我擁有這段故事,也擁有妳

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媽與爸,你們多少搶走將軍的鋒頭了

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但我懂

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我真的懂,其實,在那個時刻

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我從這些故事中瞭解到一件事

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我寫了一大段講稿,但...

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漱口華盛頓將軍教給我最重要的事
就是勇氣

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起初,去看牙醫需要勇氣

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但在生活中有比看牙醫可怕許多的事
例如瑪麗翁霍桑

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還有在成長過程中,向你喜愛的事情道別

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霍桑醫生,我準備好了

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但是今天

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漱口華盛頓將軍幫助我瞭解

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你不必害怕

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00:21:57,193 --> 00:21:59,571
你能大膽又勇敢

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因為若故事流傳下去
任何事都能永存心底

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若你以為我把漱口華盛頓賣給牙仙

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絕不可能

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我跟霍桑醫生說
要把它的屍體捐贈給科學研究

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將軍會希望這樣的

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讓人口齒留香

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新來的,歡迎加入聯邦軍隊

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