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Ole Golly always says that
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a real writer knows that
everyone has a story to tell.
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Where is that dumb thing?
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Based on what I've discovered
on my spy route, I would agree.
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Everyone does have a story to tell.
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Everyone but the Robinsons.
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Two people who are so boring,
they make belly button lint seem exciting.
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What did you buy today, Mrs. Robinson?
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A feather duster, Mr. Robinson.
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For dusting?
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Why, yes. For dusting, Mr. Robinson.
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Like watching paint dry.
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I knew that I'd eventually figure out
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that they were Russian spies
or aliens from Mars.
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Then I ran out of "eventuallys."
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They're moving?
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If the Robinsons left
before I dug up their story,
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how could I call myself a real writer?
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Harriet, hurry.
We're going to be late for the party.
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Were the Robinsons just using
their boringness as a fiendish disguise?
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I had one chance to figure it out.
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I'd need a fiendish disguise of my own.
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Gotcha.
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{\an8}I just wanna be
You just wanna be
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We just wanna be
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I am gonna be who I wanna be
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My autonomy
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No, I won't cut my hair
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And I'll wear whatever
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I like it when I get to be myself
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I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be
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{\an8}We don't wanna be told what to do
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If it isn't the Welsches.
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Come in.
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Harriet?
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In a dress?
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Will wonders never cease?
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Normally I'd never be caught dead
in this outfit.
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But people are more likely
to spill their guts
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if they think you're a goody-good
and not a nosy spy.
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Pinky, take the Welsches' coats,
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and then you can take Harriet
to the kids' party.
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Have fun, you two.
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No. The dreaded kids' party.
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It's a classic grown-up move
that spells doom for spying.
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Now that you're here,
the party can really start.
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I had made a list of possible
secret identities for the Robinsons.
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International art thieves.
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Time travelers.
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Pod people?
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Whatever their story was, I only had
about two hours to figure it out.
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Are the Robinsons here yet?
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Yep. I had to carry their coats.
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Mrs. Whitehead invited them every year.
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I think she felt sorry for them.
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I've been waiting to show you something.
It's really neato-mosquitoes.
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"Neato-mosquitoes"?
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Yeah, neato-mosquitoes.
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Sure, why not?
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Step one in my mission:
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Escape Pinky Whitehead by using
the oldest trick in the party book.
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Pinky, where's the bathroom?
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Just down the hall and to the left.
I'll wait here for you.
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And she stepped on balls.
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Can you believe it?
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Well, you know I would never...
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Being a kid at an adult party
is ideal for spying.
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Adults will reveal all kinds of things
thinking kids can't hear.
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Did you hear about Mortimer?
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Twenty years his wife thought
he had a full head of hair.
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One swoop and a bird plucked that toupee
right off his bald head.
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Are birds attracted to fake hair
or all hair?
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Either way, wear more hats outside.
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Seeing so many species of grown-ups
in their natural habitat
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was kind of like
watching a nature documentary.
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If we're very, very quiet, we may get
a glimpse of the rare horn-rimmed windbag.
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Buy stocks, stocks, stocks, stocks!
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To your left, you'll see a Mr. Withers.
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A shy creature who only recently learned
how to leave its nest.
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Look to your right and you'll see
a cunning Mrs. Plumber cornering her prey.
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Say, have you ever thought
of putting your dog in little dungarees?
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They're all the rage.
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Relying on its keen instincts,
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the rare bow-headed fancy lady
makes her escape.
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Can I put you down for a "maybe"?
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But where were the Robinsons?
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I know they were lurking
around this party jungle somewhere.
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Don't worry, Carol.
People love your tuna casserole.
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Well, I mean, it's not a competition.
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For years my mom
and Mrs. Whitehead have been at war
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over who is the casserole queen
of the Upper East Side.
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Keep your eye out
for Seymour "it's a gas" Gasco.
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The comedian?
Isn't he going to be on your variety show?
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Yes, if he ever signs his contract.
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I figure a little food, a little schmooze,
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and I'll get his little signature
on the dotted line.
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Looks delicious.
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I'll just put this right here,
next to my turkey cassoulet.
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It's so nice to have one of each,
gourmet and family style.
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Who's going to eat my casserole
when they can have her cassoulet?
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I'm a director, so why don't
I direct people to your casserole?
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Lights, camera, action, dear.
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Okay, Gasco. Where are you?
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Okay, Robinsons. Where are you?
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Mrs. Robinson, we are at a party.
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We certainly are, Mr. Robinson. A party.
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Hello. It's great to see you.
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Would you like to play charades with us?
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Sorry, bud. Maybe later.
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In adult speak, "maybe later" means never.
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Some party. Where's the music?
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You crank it up,
I'll start the conga line.
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Where did they go?
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Watch where you're going, kid.
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I'm ever so sorry.
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Do you like my new dress?
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It's adorable.
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Thank you ever so much.
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I hate to bother you,
but have you seen Mr. and Mrs. Robinson?
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I'm sorry, sweetie.
But if I do, I'll let you know.
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You're ever so nice.
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Pardon me.
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My Robinsons' secret identity list.
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There you are.
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Did you get lost getting to the bathroom?
Happens to me all the time.
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Truman, no! Not the food table.
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Come back!
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Oh, Truman. You are in for trouble now.
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This wasn't good.
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If Mr. Robinson found my secret list,
he'd know it was mine
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because my notepaper said,
"From the desk of Harriet M. Welsch."
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There you are.
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Why would you want
to spend time with the boring adults
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when you could be having fun, fun, fun
at the children's party?
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If you've ever been stuck in the kid room,
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then you know it's a wasteland...
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where the big kids
have been stripped of all their powers...
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Do you think my TV misses me?
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...and the real rulers of this strange
and savage world are the little kids.
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It's like pip-squeak feeding frenzy.
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Gimme, gimme, gimme.
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Fruity punch? Oops!
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I got it.
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I need to get out of here.
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Hi, Harriet. I really like your dress.
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That makes one of us.
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How's it going on the ham radio?
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No contact yet with extraterrestrials,
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but I did learn the Turkish word
for "hello." It's merhaba.
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Okay.
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I gotta go, Pinky.
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Don't you wanna try out my ham radio?
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I built it myself from a kit.
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Maybe later.
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Come on, give it a try.
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Since you and I are always
on the same wavelength.
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Just for the record, Pinky and I
have never been on the same wavelength.
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He's a nice guy and all,
but we have nothing in common.
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Jonathan, no.
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Any stray voltage could short out the ham.
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While Pinky was distracted,
it was time to make my escape.
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Oops! I got it.
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If you ask me, I think this casserole is
singing your tuna.
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Bad Truman.
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I'm a vegetarian.
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Well, if it isn't
Seymour "it's a gas" Gasco.
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Glad you could make it.
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Seymour, can you, you know.
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It's a gas!
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Seymour?
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Welschy! How ya doing, honey?
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I heard you might be coming.
That's why I brought your contract.
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Just need your John Hancock
and we'll be all set for the show.
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Hold the phone. In good time, Welschy.
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Say, which one of these is turkey
and which one is tuna?
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That's the turkey.
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Di-- Did I say that's turkey?
I meant that one's turkey.
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Close call. I'm allergic to tuna.
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One bite and my stomach goes
to the not-so-happy place,
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if you know what I mean.
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I think I do.
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Hey, Bobby B. Old so-and-so.
How's it shaking?
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Now this is a gas!
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It's just a prototype,
but so far, I can control the lights...
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and the radio.
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Conga, conga, conga
Conga, conga, conga
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Janet, I don't wanna conga.
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Or maybe I do.
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Pinky, do any of these knobs
make the hi-fi in the living room louder?
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Yep.
But you gotta be careful because it gets--
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Loud!
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Yeah!
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Conga line!
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Conga, conga, conga
Conga, conga, conga
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Hey, kids. Who wants to conga?
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No, children! Stay in your room!
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Come on and grab some casserole.
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It's a once-in-a-lifetime "oppor-tuna-ty."
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Conga, conga, conga
Conga, conga, conga
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Stop!
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Conga, conga, conga
Conga, conga, conga
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I'll be right back.
I gotta talk to Seymour.
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Hey, Seymour.
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So, what's it gonna take
for me to get you to sign that contract?
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I'm gonna tell you what, Welschy.
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You get your wife
to make me a casserole someday
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and I'll sign it right now.
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Deal.
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Did I hear someone complimenting
my tuna casserole?
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Tuna?
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New conga line!
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Conga, conga, conga
Conga, conga, conga
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This is a grown-up party!
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Conga, conga, conga
Da, da, da, da, da, da
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Da, da, da, da, da, da
Da, da, da, da, da, da
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Let's conga!
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Pinky!
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This conga dance is overheating me,
Mrs. Robinson.
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Can I take your coat?
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Thank you.
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Let me help you with that, Pinky.
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Yeah!
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Conga, conga, conga
Conga, conga, conga
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Harriet, there's a coatroom code.
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You can't just start digging
into other people's pockets.
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This is an emergency.
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Voilà.
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Is that the coatroom, Mrs. Robinson?
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It is, Mr. Robinson.
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Why don't dresses have pockets?
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Can someone please explain that to me?
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Is that my coat, Mrs. Robinson?
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It is your coat, Mr. Robinson.
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I think we should leave now,
Mrs. Robinson.
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I agree, Mr. Robinson.
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What? How in the world
could you ever think about leaving
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without playing charades
with me and my partner?
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Finally.
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I had come to the party
to find the Robinsons' real story.
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If that meant playing charades,
well, a good spy never gives up.
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Could you give us a moment?
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Pinky, would you join me back...
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So, what's our mission?
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Have you ever noticed
how boring the Robinsons are?
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Like human elevator music.
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That's what I always say.
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Of course you do. Same wavelength.
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Right. Well, I think it's just a cover
story to hide their secret identities.
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Check these out.
250
00:16:33,411 --> 00:16:34,871
"Pod people"?
251
00:16:34,871 --> 00:16:39,501
You know, when normal humans are replaced
by alien replicas grown in giant pods.
252
00:16:40,252 --> 00:16:41,753
Pod people.
253
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:43,046
Pinky, get down.
254
00:16:43,547 --> 00:16:44,714
I've got a plan.
255
00:16:44,714 --> 00:16:48,760
We're going to give these words to the
Robinsons for them to act out in charades.
256
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,722
The minute we see them twitch
or flinch or act like plants...
257
00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:55,058
We'll know what their story is.
258
00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:57,435
Are you two ready back there?
259
00:16:57,435 --> 00:16:58,562
Ready.
260
00:16:59,563 --> 00:17:00,981
Here are your words.
261
00:17:00,981 --> 00:17:05,526
And we've got your words
right here. You go first.
262
00:17:09,281 --> 00:17:10,364
Two words.
263
00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:12,449
First word.
264
00:17:13,785 --> 00:17:18,039
Whisper. Gossip. Secret.
265
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,208
Two words.
266
00:17:21,418 --> 00:17:23,128
Secret agent.
267
00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:24,880
Well done, Mrs. Robinson.
268
00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:27,966
See anything weird?
269
00:17:27,966 --> 00:17:29,175
Negatory.
270
00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:35,640
An elephant.
271
00:17:40,103 --> 00:17:41,187
Pod people.
272
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:48,403
The lone-- The Lone Ranger!
273
00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:49,613
Great guess.
274
00:17:49,613 --> 00:17:51,281
Great clues.
275
00:17:58,496 --> 00:17:59,998
International.
276
00:17:59,998 --> 00:18:01,082
Art.
277
00:18:01,082 --> 00:18:02,167
Robbers?
278
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:06,004
Thieves! International art thieves.
279
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:09,216
It was weird
to see the Robinsons suddenly being fun.
280
00:18:09,799 --> 00:18:14,429
It was like charades unblocked a big,
boring boulder that was holding them back.
281
00:18:15,347 --> 00:18:16,806
See anything?
282
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,850
Just wait. They'll break.
283
00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:28,777
The things you do for love.
284
00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:39,829
You see what I'm seeing?
285
00:18:42,249 --> 00:18:44,709
One word, two syllables.
286
00:18:46,628 --> 00:18:48,755
Try hard, Mr. Robinson.
287
00:18:48,755 --> 00:18:53,385
If we get this one,
we will be the champions of the universe.
288
00:18:54,052 --> 00:18:55,136
Universe?
289
00:18:56,596 --> 00:19:02,394
This one is very tricky, Mrs. Robinson.
290
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,481
Which word is it?
291
00:19:06,481 --> 00:19:07,774
I don't know.
292
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:13,029
Only one way to find out.
293
00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:19,703
They're opening a new wing?
294
00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:25,750
No, Truman! No human food.
295
00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:29,129
Watch out!
296
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,636
The answer!
297
00:19:46,021 --> 00:19:47,230
The casserole!
298
00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:49,065
Truman!
299
00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:01,119
Bad Truman. Bad.
300
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,247
Guess who won the casserole contest?
301
00:20:04,247 --> 00:20:06,833
It's not really a contest.
302
00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:11,338
Take that, Peggy Whitehead.
303
00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:24,059
Okay, it is a contest.
304
00:20:24,059 --> 00:20:27,562
And don't you worry, hon.
There's more at home for you to enjoy.
305
00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:28,730
More?
306
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:31,775
I'm sorry, Mrs. Robinson.
307
00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:34,945
Looks like you children are
the big winners tonight.
308
00:20:34,945 --> 00:20:36,947
The best team won.
309
00:20:36,947 --> 00:20:40,492
You two have very good chemistry together.
310
00:20:40,492 --> 00:20:42,327
Great chemistry.
311
00:20:42,327 --> 00:20:44,913
What can we say. Same...
312
00:20:44,913 --> 00:20:46,748
Wavelength.
313
00:20:47,249 --> 00:20:49,125
Thank you for the game.
314
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,502
Before we met you two,
315
00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:53,547
we thought everyone here was a little,
you know...
316
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:55,131
Boring.
317
00:20:56,925 --> 00:20:58,843
Time to go, Mrs. Robinson.
318
00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:01,638
We've got a long trip
ahead of us tomorrow.
319
00:21:01,638 --> 00:21:03,181
Where are you going?
320
00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:05,433
Back where we came from.
321
00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,895
Way, way out there
in the middle of nowhere.
322
00:21:10,105 --> 00:21:11,648
Sounds far away.
323
00:21:12,816 --> 00:21:15,402
It's practically light-years from here.
324
00:21:16,945 --> 00:21:19,573
Well, it was nice meeting you.
325
00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:21,616
Same here. Have a safe trip.
326
00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:24,578
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.
327
00:21:25,537 --> 00:21:26,997
Why wouldn't you want to be us?
328
00:21:26,997 --> 00:21:29,082
It's just a funny thing people say.
329
00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:30,917
Plus, it rhymes.
330
00:21:30,917 --> 00:21:34,713
Yeah, like neato-mosquitoes.
331
00:21:38,425 --> 00:21:40,510
So, what do you wanna do now?
332
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:44,389
Why don't you show me
that super-duper ham radio you built?
333
00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:47,309
Nah. I've got a better idea.
334
00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:52,981
Harriet!
335
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:57,694
So maybe I didn't figure out
the Robinsons' secret story.
336
00:21:57,694 --> 00:21:59,946
But that doesn't mean I was a bad writer.
337
00:21:59,946 --> 00:22:04,075
After all,
I found a story I liked even better.
338
00:22:04,075 --> 00:22:07,078
The story of me getting to know Pinky.
339
00:22:07,078 --> 00:22:09,247
And we were only on chapter one.
340
00:22:09,247 --> 00:22:11,207
Who knew where it would all end up?
341
00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:13,501
What's your favorite smell?
342
00:22:13,501 --> 00:22:16,004
The sidewalk after it rains.
343
00:22:16,004 --> 00:22:17,088
Me too.
344
00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:34,731
Wait till next year, Carol Welsch.
345
00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:43,073
"Martians"?
346
00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:54,459
I just wanna be
You just wanna be
347
00:22:54,459 --> 00:22:56,211
We just wanna be
348
00:22:57,337 --> 00:22:59,881
I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be
349
00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:05,470
We don't wanna be told what to do
350
00:23:07,639 --> 00:23:13,311
And I try my best to do good
In the neighborhood
351
00:23:13,311 --> 00:23:15,855
I smile real nice
352
00:23:15,855 --> 00:23:19,150
And I strive to tell the truth
353
00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:21,736
I just wanna be
You just wanna be
354
00:23:21,736 --> 00:23:23,655
We just wanna be
355
00:23:24,531 --> 00:23:27,284
I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be
356
00:23:27,284 --> 00:23:30,120
We don't wanna be told what to do
357
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,706
I am gonna be who I wanna be
358
00:23:32,706 --> 00:23:34,708
My autonomy
359
00:23:35,417 --> 00:23:38,211
I just wanna be
You just wanna be
360
00:23:38,211 --> 00:23:40,213
We just wanna be
361
00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:43,049
No, I won't cut my hair
362
00:23:43,049 --> 00:23:45,719
And I'll wear whatever
363
00:23:45,719 --> 00:23:51,391
I like it when I get to be myself
364
00:23:51,391 --> 00:23:54,311
I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be
365
00:23:54,311 --> 00:23:59,107
We don't wanna be told what to do