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[Harriet] I couldn't believe the words
that just came out of my mom's mouth.
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You, Miss Golly, are fired.
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[Harriet] I wanted to scream,
"It's not Ole Golly's fault,"
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but the words got all stuck in my throat.
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Mrs. Welsch, I hope you know me
well enough to realize
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that as long as Harriet is in my care,
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I would not let harm befall
a single hair on her head.
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Harriet, uh, let's get you up to bed.
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Dad, it's not Ole Golly's fault.
It was mine.
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I made her stay out late. I'm sorry.
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[sobs] I need her. We need her.
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Harriet,
let your mother and I handle this.
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[Harriet] It's a good thing my dad forgot
his daughter was a world-class spy.
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Eight, nine, ten. And we're clear.
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[Harriet] I could tell my parents
weren't angry anymore.
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Did that mean they were going to
un-fire Ole Golly?
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Mrs. Welsch, Mr. Welsch,
there's something I need to say.
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Us too.
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When we came home and Harriet was gone,
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we got really scared.
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We panicked,
and we may have overreacted a little.
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You're part of our family, Miss Golly.
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We'd like you to stay with us
for as long as you want.
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Yes!
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I appreciate that,
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and I know I will always feel
like a part of this family.
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But... [inhales deeply] ...Mr. Waldenstein--
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George... [chuckles]
...asked me to marry him tonight.
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And she accepted.
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Way to go, Ole Golly.
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I know this is going to come as a shock,
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but we've decided to move to Montreal
to start our new life.
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What?
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Next week.
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No. Oh, no.
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{\an8}♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪
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♪ We just wanna be ♪
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♪ I am gonna be who I wanna be ♪
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♪ My autonomy ♪
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♪ No, I won't cut my hair ♪
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♪ And I'll wear whatever ♪
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♪ I like it when I get to be myself ♪
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♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪
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♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪
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We are obviously so happy for you both,
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but why do you have to move
to get married?
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If you stay in New York,
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you could still be Harriet's nanny
during the day.
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We'll do anything to keep you here.
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Oh, that's very kind, both of you.
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But we've made up our minds.
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I've thought about it,
and Harriet's matured a lot this year.
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I think the time has come.
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No!
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It hasn't.
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[groans]
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[Harriet] I suddenly understood why
ostriches stuck their heads in the sand.
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"The time has come."
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Had the time come?
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I definitely looked more mature
if you ignore the scary hair.
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But was I?
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Things I did this year:
Mature versus not mature.
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Taught Ole Golly to ride a bike.
Very mature.
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Refused to try a new kind of sandwich
despite intense pressure from Mom.
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Mature. That just means
I have more refined taste.
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Threw a hissy fit in dance class.
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Very mature.
I hissied in the name of freedom.
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My brain told me I was ready
to be on my own,
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but my heart had other ideas.
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Ole Golly said, "The time has come."
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Why did those words sound so familiar?
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[Ole Golly] And now,
for your favorite poem,
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from Alice in Wonderland.
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"The time has come, the Walrus said,
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To talk of many things..."
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"Of shoes and ships and sealing wax..."
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"Of cabbages..."
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"And kings." [chuckles]
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[chuckles]
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[Harriet] That was our poem.
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It's always been a part
of who we are as friends.
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[sniffs]
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"The time has come."
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Even if it had,
what would I do without Ole Golly?
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[bell tolls]
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[Cheshire Cat]
The time has come. The time has come.
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The time has come. The time has come.
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The time has come.
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Ole Golly?
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Ole Golly!
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Wait! [groans, grunts]
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- [Ole Golly] To move to Montreal...
- [Mr. Waldenstein chuckles]
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...next week.
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[Cheshire Cat]
The time has come. The time has come.
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- [strains, screams]
- The time has come.
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[screams, pants] What a nightmare.
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[Harriet] I was glad Ole Golly
wasn't leaving for a week.
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I needed time to process all this.
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Good morning, Harriet.
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I'm glad you're up.
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I just got some upsetting news
from Ole Golly.
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She has to leave tonight.
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What?
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[Harriet] On second thought,
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I didn't need time to process this.
The time had definitely not come.
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[sighs] I'm sorry, Harriet.
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They were hoping to leave next week,
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but Mr. Waldenstein just found out
he got the job he wanted.
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They want him to start
the day after tomorrow.
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I know.
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We feel the same way.
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I'll tell you what, after school,
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you and Miss Golly can do
whatever you want. No homework.
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Love you.
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[screams, pants] No!
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I'm a spy, and a good spy never quits.
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[Harriet] I loved that perfume bottle.
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I always made it a character
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in a make-believe game
Ole Golly taught me called "Town."
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Ever since I was five,
Ole Golly and I played Town every Monday.
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It's a game where you make up stories,
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using objects to play
different characters.
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Let's pretend this story is about Alice.
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This is Wonderland.
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Who would the perfume bottle be?
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Hmm. The perfume bottle is...
a perfume bottle?
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Use your imagination, Harriet.
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Hello there, Harriet. I'm Perfume Alice.
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Oh, it's so lovely to meet you.
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It's Alice. Perfume Alice.
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[Harriet] The perfume bottle went on
to play a ton of different parts,
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in a ton of different imaginary worlds.
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From Queen Elizabeth
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to an opera singer who had a bunch
of birds living in her mouth,
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to one of those same birds...
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who went on to become
the first woman president.
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- Thank you, America. [squawks]
- [people cheering]
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[Harriet] Ole Golly always told me...
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The best writers can make a story
out of anything.
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[Harriet] That's when I realized what
I needed to do to make Ole Golly stay.
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- [door opens]
- Hey, Ole Golly.
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Harriet, there you are.
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I was worried you'd overslept.
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Oh, not me. [scoffs]
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So... [chuckles]
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...Mr. Waldenstein asked you to marry him
while we were at the movies, huh?
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Yes. [chuckles] He did.
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But he didn't get down on one knee
and all that jazz, did he?
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Well, what do you think?
You know I hate cheap theatrics.
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No engagement ring? Huh.
Sorry, no dice. Too bad. Oh, well.
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Guess it's back to normal.
I'll help you unpack.
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Oh, Harriet.
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I'm sorry.
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This is all happening so fast,
for me too. [sighs]
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In the words of William James,
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"To change one's life:
One, start immediately.
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Two, do it flamboyantly.
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Three, no exceptions."
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[Harriet] I wanted to argue,
but I really liked the word "flamboyant."
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We still have today.
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And today, every second I'm not packing
and you're not at school,
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I'm all yours.
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We can do anything.
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Anything. Hmm.
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How about a game of Town?
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It is Monday after all,
and we've never missed our weekly game.
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Well, that sounds good. You start.
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[Harriet] Okay, Harriet.
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Time to tell a story
like you've never told it before.
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"Hello, I'm Ole Golly.
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Time to clomp, clomp, clomp to Montreal."
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Montreal.
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"Mon-tray-al."
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I hope you're ready, Ole Golly,
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because the time has come.
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Hi, I'm Cheshire Clog Golly,
here in "Mon-tray-al."
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Bonjour, Cheshire Clog Golly.
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♪ Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to be the king ♪
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♪ For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had developed static cling ♪
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There you are.
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My darling Shoe Golly.
Would you do me the honor of--
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Eh, no need for cheap theatrics.
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Here is a strong handshake for ma chérie.
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Ha ha.
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That's right. You don't even speak French.
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I'll learn.
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Well, it's gonna be hard 'cause...
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We do not sell the books in English.
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That means no Willa Cather or James Joyce,
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or Lewis Carroll.
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No! Why?
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They have an English section
in every bookstore.
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Canada's official languages
are French and English.
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[Harriet] Dang, strike two.
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Now, I taught you Town
to help you tell stories.
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This feels like propaganda, Harriet.
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I'm gonna say I know
what "propa-what-a" means
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and say it's definitely not that.
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It's a story where I reveal to you
what they do in Montreal for fun.
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[laughs]
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Baguette fight!
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Hey! Hey! Look out!
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[laughs] I'm gonna get ya!
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What are you doing?
Baguettes are for eating.
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This is what we do here.
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We hit each other
with the baguettes. [laughs]
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How I wish I lived in New York City
where my beloved Harriet M. Welsch,
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who secretly shares my middle name,
lives happily ever after with me.
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[yowls]
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Oh, no! The Jabberwocky.
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[cackles]
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Oh, no!
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Ew! Why did I leave Harriet? Why?
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[Perfume Alice] Ole Golly!
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I heard your cry. I'm here to save you.
Huh?
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Hey.
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I let you play five minutes extra, Harriet.
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You have to go to school now.
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Ole Golly, did you even listen
to the story I was telling?
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Oh, I did. Thrilling, truly.
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Definitely not trying
to convince me to stay.
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This isn't funny.
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I-- I know.
I know it's not, I just-- [sighs]
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Harriet, it's time for school.
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Time, time, time. Time for school.
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Time for Montreal. Time to grow up.
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Maybe it's time for you
to stop bossing me around!
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Your tomato sandwich is on the counter,
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and I'll be right here when you get home.
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You expect me to believe that?
You're gonna be miserable without me.
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[Harriet] I started the day feeling
like nothing could stop me.
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[sighs]
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The truth is, I was so angry,
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that the people who were really
going to be miserable...
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[shouts]
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- ...were the kids in gym class.
- Aw.
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That's it, Pinky. You're out!
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She is really mad.
Did you ask her what's wrong?
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No, thank you.
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Just gonna let her work it out on her own.
And besides, she's on a roll.
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Who's next?
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[Harriet] Take two parts anger,
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three parts hurt
and four parts frustration,
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and see who becomes
an unstoppable tetherball champion.
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[sighs]
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Rats.
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[shrieks]
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[groans] I'm not even playing.
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I just left my retainer over here. See?
250
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[all retch]
251
00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:03,678
Sorry. Some of us weren't born
with perfect teeth.
252
00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:06,681
- Ew.
- [laughs]
253
00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:08,850
[Harriet] There's a lot to be said
for playing with anger,
254
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:12,145
- especially when it comes to...
- My turn.
255
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:20,528
Your serve.
256
00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:31,081
[grunts, shouts]
257
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:35,669
[grunts]
258
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:42,759
[Harriet] For the first time
in my 11 years on Earth,
259
00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:45,554
I'd beaten Marion Hawthorne.
260
00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:48,098
[children cheering]
261
00:14:48,098 --> 00:14:49,683
Did she just...
262
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:51,476
[Carrie] Yeah, you did it!
263
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:52,561
Good job, Welsch.
264
00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:55,480
I'm impressed, eh,
to be honest, a little terrified.
265
00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:58,984
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but... [chuckles]
266
00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:00,694
...good game, Harriet.
267
00:15:01,278 --> 00:15:02,320
Hmph.
268
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,574
Harriet M. Welsch,
no one likes a sore winner.
269
00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:07,951
Act your age
and shake your opponent's hand.
270
00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:14,249
[Ole Golly] The time has come.
Harriet's matured a lot this year.
271
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,460
[Harriet] As the words echoed in my head,
272
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:22,299
I suddenly realized
I'd been going about this all wrong.
273
00:15:24,259 --> 00:15:27,637
I knew exactly what to do
to make Ole Golly stay,
274
00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:30,765
and it didn't involve acting my age.
275
00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:36,062
[door closes]
276
00:15:41,192 --> 00:15:44,946
Hello, Harriet.
How was your day at school?
277
00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:49,534
Are you okay?
278
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:51,786
Do you wanna talk?
279
00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:57,083
Nope.
280
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:59,461
Do you at least want a tissue?
281
00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:02,505
- Did you pack the perfume bottle?
- I did.
282
00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:05,800
Can I play with it? Please, please,
please, please with a cherry on top?
283
00:16:07,302 --> 00:16:08,303
[groans]
284
00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,806
[Harriet] Sure, Ole Golly was
only unpacking one thing,
285
00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,975
but I saw it as a pretty good start.
286
00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:20,523
- Harriet, I--
- Can't talk. Playing Town.
287
00:16:22,943 --> 00:16:24,861
Hey, everyone.
288
00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:29,199
[all] Hey!
289
00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:30,909
Hear ye. Hear ye.
290
00:16:30,909 --> 00:16:33,620
One and all, ye residents of Wonderland.
291
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,997
Now that I no longer have a nanny,
292
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:41,753
I hereby declare that we never,
ever, ever, ever shall grow up.
293
00:16:41,753 --> 00:16:44,005
[all cheer]
294
00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:47,634
And since I never have to grow up
or learn anything ever again,
295
00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:50,428
I don't want to be Perfume Alice anymore.
296
00:16:54,349 --> 00:16:58,979
From this moment forward,
I am the evil Perfume Red Queen.
297
00:16:58,979 --> 00:17:02,440
[all] Ooh. Aah.
298
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:06,277
And what I decree is,
off with their heads!
299
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:08,530
[all chanting]
Off with her head! Off with her head!
300
00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:09,738
Off with their heads.
301
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,408
- Off with their heads.
- Harriet.
302
00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:13,743
- Off with their heads.
- This immature game you're playing
303
00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,120
isn't going to work.
304
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,247
I'm sorry, Ole Golly.
305
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,708
I only talk to people in Town.
306
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,419
Off with their heads!
Off with their heads!
307
00:17:22,419 --> 00:17:24,170
Off with their heads!
308
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:28,091
[chanting] Off with her head!
Off with her head! Off with her head!
309
00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:29,968
[Ole Golly] Excuse me, my liege.
310
00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:33,346
Were you not once a girl
named Perfume Alice?
311
00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:34,431
Once.
312
00:17:34,431 --> 00:17:37,767
Then I decided that growing up stinks,
313
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:42,689
'cause people you love
move to Montreal and leave you forever.
314
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:45,233
[chanting]
Off with her head! Off with her head!
315
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:51,156
Now, announce where you're from
and how you're also mad and wild like us.
316
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,158
Or else...
317
00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:56,411
[all chanting] Off with your head!
318
00:17:56,411 --> 00:18:00,332
Off with her head!
Off with her head! Off with her head!
319
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:04,711
Off with her head!
320
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:08,048
[Ole Golly] "The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked a mile or so"--
321
00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:10,050
[stammers] What are you doing, you knave?
322
00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:11,635
Reciting a poem.
323
00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:14,679
A poem I once taught
to a girl named Harriet.
324
00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:16,223
Harrumph.
325
00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:18,099
[Ole Golly] Let me start over.
326
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:22,646
"The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked a mile or so..."
327
00:18:23,355 --> 00:18:27,317
"And then rested on a rock
Conveniently low..."
328
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:31,238
"And all the other Oysters stood
And waited in a row."
329
00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,573
"The time has come, the Walrus said"--
330
00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:37,577
No! I know what you're trying to do,
Ole Golly, and it won't work.
331
00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:43,083
Harriet, this time,
the time really has come.
332
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,417
[humming]
333
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,419
[Mr. Welsch] Miss Golly, your cab's here.
334
00:18:46,419 --> 00:18:49,297
[sighs] Harriet, please.
335
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:52,008
I don't want us to say goodbye this way.
336
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,846
You can keep the perfume bottle.
337
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:10,277
Oh, teatime.
338
00:19:10,277 --> 00:19:12,445
Let's have tea, everyone.
339
00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:15,115
Ooh, is Ole Golly coming back?
340
00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:17,492
No, she's not.
341
00:19:17,492 --> 00:19:22,414
[both gasp] You mean to tell me
we didn't say goodbye?
342
00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:27,252
As your queen,
I assure you it is not a big deal.
343
00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:31,172
[chuckles] It clearly is though.
344
00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:34,217
Look what it's doing to your imagination.
345
00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:40,265
[all] Whoa.
346
00:19:40,265 --> 00:19:43,602
[Cheshire Cat]
The time has come. The time has come.
347
00:19:45,437 --> 00:19:47,272
No!
348
00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:49,900
[gasps] What have I done?
349
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:51,860
Come on, Ole Golly.
350
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,778
I know you didn't leave.
351
00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,447
- [horn honks]
- [panting]
352
00:19:55,447 --> 00:19:57,032
[tires squealing]
353
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:04,748
[Harriet] Ole Golly was my best friend,
my guru, my confidant.
354
00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:08,043
She made me a better writer,
a spy and human being.
355
00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:10,837
And I just let her leave without saying...
356
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:15,675
[Ole Golly]
"The time has come, the Walrus said..."
357
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:18,011
"To talk of many things..."
358
00:20:18,011 --> 00:20:21,932
"Of shoes and ships and sealing-wax..."
359
00:20:21,932 --> 00:20:25,977
"Of cabbages and kings.
And why the sea is boiling hot..."
360
00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:28,563
"And whether pigs have wings."
361
00:20:30,357 --> 00:20:33,485
Ole Golly, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
362
00:20:33,985 --> 00:20:36,905
Oh. Shh, don't be sorry.
363
00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:39,574
[sighs] Goodbyes are hard.
364
00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:43,536
Each one is completely different,
so they're never easy.
365
00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:46,122
I'm never gonna be the same without you.
366
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:49,751
I'll never play Town without you,
ever, ever, ever again.
367
00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:52,295
Oh, but you must.
368
00:20:52,295 --> 00:20:53,672
Don't you see, Harriet?
369
00:20:53,672 --> 00:20:56,716
That's why I taught you Town
in the first place.
370
00:20:56,716 --> 00:20:58,176
To play without you?
371
00:20:58,677 --> 00:21:00,804
Harriet M. Welsch,
372
00:21:00,804 --> 00:21:05,183
you have the most incredible imagination
of anyone I've ever met.
373
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:09,104
I taught you Town so you could picture
your stories even better.
374
00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:13,275
But now you have to be braver
than playing Town,
375
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:14,943
or even writing in your notebook.
376
00:21:15,652 --> 00:21:21,700
It's time for you to start writing full,
real stories the whole world can read.
377
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,076
[Harriet] The whole world?
378
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:28,957
Well, I certainly intend
on having a popular bookstore,
379
00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:30,750
so if your first novel is in it,
380
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,420
it certainly will be read
by the whole world.
381
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,171
But I'm not ready.
382
00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:37,799
You said a great writer
has to know everything.
383
00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:42,929
Well then, start as a good writer
with what you know now.
384
00:21:42,929 --> 00:21:46,182
If you work hard,
eventually you'll become great.
385
00:21:46,182 --> 00:21:48,226
I was a total disaster at riding a bike,
386
00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:50,896
until I could do it without
your help, huh? Remember?
387
00:21:50,896 --> 00:21:52,188
[both chuckle]
388
00:21:56,318 --> 00:21:58,445
I paid him to circle the block.
389
00:21:59,487 --> 00:22:01,823
I still have your clog. [laughs]
390
00:22:03,992 --> 00:22:04,993
[sighs]
391
00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:09,205
Goodbye, Harriet M. Welsch.
392
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:12,000
The "M." will always stand for Myrtle.
393
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,461
Harriet Myrtle Welsch.
394
00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:31,686
[Harriet] I didn't know where to go
or what to do,
395
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:34,773
so I just sat on my stoop
as day turned to night.
396
00:22:38,652 --> 00:22:39,653
[door opens]
397
00:22:47,285 --> 00:22:49,704
[Harriet]
I have a splinter feeling in my stomach.
398
00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:54,584
I don't know if it's good or bad,
it's just a new feeling all on its own.
399
00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:58,630
And that is fine by me.
400
00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:02,884
Because new feelings
are just another thing to write about.
401
00:23:06,263 --> 00:23:08,682
♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪
402
00:23:08,682 --> 00:23:10,433
♪ We just wanna be ♪
403
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,104
♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪
404
00:23:14,104 --> 00:23:19,693
♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪
405
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:27,534
♪ And I try my best to do good
In the neighborhood ♪
406
00:23:27,534 --> 00:23:30,078
♪ I smile real nice ♪
407
00:23:30,078 --> 00:23:33,373
♪ And I strive to tell the truth ♪
408
00:23:33,373 --> 00:23:35,959
♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪
409
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,878
♪ We just wanna be ♪
410
00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:41,506
♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪
411
00:23:41,506 --> 00:23:44,342
♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪
412
00:23:44,342 --> 00:23:46,928
♪ I am gonna be who I wanna be ♪
413
00:23:46,928 --> 00:23:48,930
♪ My autonomy ♪
414
00:23:49,639 --> 00:23:52,434
♪ I just wanna be
You just wanna be ♪
415
00:23:52,434 --> 00:23:54,436
♪ We just wanna be ♪
416
00:23:54,436 --> 00:23:57,272
♪ No, I won't cut my hair ♪
417
00:23:57,272 --> 00:23:59,941
♪ And I'll wear whatever ♪
418
00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:05,614
♪ I like it when I get to be myself ♪
419
00:24:05,614 --> 00:24:08,533
♪ I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be ♪
420
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:13,413
♪ We don't wanna be told what to do ♪