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我無法相信媽媽口中講出的說話

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歌莉小姐,我要炒你魷魚

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我想尖叫:“不是歌莉姨的錯”

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但說話卻卡在喉嚨裏出不來

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維爾舒太太
我希望你對我的了解足以讓你明白

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只要我一日還在照顧夏麗葉

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就一日都不會讓她遭受到任何傷害

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夏麗葉,我帶你上床睡覺吧

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爸爸,事情不是歌莉姨的錯,是我的錯

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是我堅持要外出至深夜,很對不起

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我需要她,我們需要她

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夏麗葉,這事交給我和你媽媽處理吧

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好在爸爸忘記了他女兒是世界級的偵探

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八、九、十,安全

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我看得出爸爸媽媽已經不再生氣

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這是否代表他們將會
逆轉炒歌莉姨魷魚的決定?

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維爾舒太太、維爾舒先生
我有些說話想講

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我們也是

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剛才返到屋企,發現夏麗葉不見了的時候

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我們非常害怕

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我們慌張失措,或者反應過度了一點

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歌莉小姐,你是這個家的一分子

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我們希望你留低
同我們一齊生活,想做多久就多久

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太好了

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我很感激

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我知道我永遠都會覺得
自己是這個家的一分子

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但是...華登斯坦先生...

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佐治...今晚向我求婚了

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她也接受了

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歌莉姨好嘢

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我知道事出突然

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但我們已經決定了
搬往蒙特利爾開展新生活

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甚麼?

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下星期就走

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不要,弊了

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{\an8}我只想,你只想

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我們只想

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我要做自己想做的人

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獨立自主

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不,我不會剪頭髮

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我要穿自己喜歡的衫

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最喜歡可以做自己

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我不想,你不想

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我們不想乖乖聽話

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{\an8}《海象與木匠》

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{\an8}《非常小偵探》

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{\an8}(改編自路易絲菲茲曉原創小說)

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我們當然為兩位感到很高興

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但你們結婚,為何一定要搬遷?

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如果你留在紐約的話

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日頭仍然可以做夏麗葉的保姆

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為了留住你,我們甚麼都肯

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你們兩位真的太有心

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但我們已經作好決定

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我細想過,夏麗葉今年成熟了很多

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我想是時候了

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不對

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還未是時候

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我忽然明白
鴕鳥為何會將自己的頭部埋在沙中

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“是時候了”

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真的嗎?

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只要無視我嚇人的頭髮
我個樣絕對是比以往更成熟

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但我真的成熟嗎?

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我今年做過的事:成熟與不成熟

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教識歌莉姨踩單車,非常成熟

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即使面對媽媽的大幅施壓
我仍然拒絕嘗試新的三文治

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成熟,這只代表我的品味比較好

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在跳舞堂上發爛渣

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非常成熟,我是為了自由而發爛渣的

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大腦跟我講,我已經準備好獨立

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但我的心卻不是這樣想

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歌莉姨說:“是時候了”

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這句話為何那麼面善?

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現在到你最喜歡的詩出場

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《愛麗絲夢遊仙境》那一首

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“海象說,我們是時候

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天南地北”

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“漫談鞋子、航船、封蠟”

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“談椰菜”

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“談君王”

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那是屬於我們的詩

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它在我們的友誼中佔一席位

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“是時候了”

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就算是真的,我沒有歌莉姨怎麼辦?

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是時候了...

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是時候了...

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是時候了

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歌莉姨

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歌莉姨

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等等

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搬往蒙特利爾...

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下星期就走

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是時候了...

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是時候了

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好恐怖的惡夢

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我慶幸歌莉姨一星期後才會離開

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我需要時間消化這一切

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夏麗葉,早晨

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你已經起身就好了

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我剛從歌莉姨口中聽到
一個令人苦惱的消息

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她今晚就要走

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甚麼?

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轉念一想

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我並不需要時間消化
那個時候絕對還未到

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夏麗葉,很遺憾

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他們本來希望下星期才走

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但華登斯坦先生剛收到通知
他已得到心儀的工作

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僱主想他後天就開工

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我明白

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我們的感受都一樣

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這樣吧,放學後

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你和歌莉小姐
想做甚麼都可以,不用做功課

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我愛你

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不行

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我是偵探,一個好偵探是永不言棄的

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我很喜歡那個香水瓶

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我總是把它變成一個角色

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加入歌莉姨教我玩的扮演遊戲
那個遊戲叫做“小鎮“

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由我五歲開始
歌莉姨和我逢星期一都會玩小鎮

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玩法是編作故事

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並用物件扮演不同的角色

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我們就當這個故事是關於愛麗絲的

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這裏就是仙境

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那個香水瓶是誰?

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香水瓶就是...一個香水瓶?

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夏麗葉,運用你的想像力

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哈囉,夏麗葉,我是香水愛麗絲

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很高興認識你

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我是愛麗絲,香水愛麗絲

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自此之後
香水瓶一路扮演了各式各樣的角色

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在各式各樣的幻想世界中生活

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由伊麗莎白女王

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到嘴裏住了一群雀的歌劇演唱家

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再到其中一隻雀

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牠後來成為了第一位女總統

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感謝美國

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歌莉姨總是跟我說

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最優秀的作家
拿起甚麼東西都能夠創作故事

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此時我明白到
為了令歌莉姨留低,我需要做的事

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唏,歌莉姨

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夏麗葉,你終於來了

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我還擔心你睡過頭

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我不會的

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所以...華登斯坦先生
在我們看電影時向你求婚,對吧?

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是的,沒錯

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但他沒搞那些單膝下跪之類的花臣吧?

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這個嘛,你覺得呢?
你知道我最討厭浮誇做作了

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沒有訂婚戒指嗎?抱歉
沒機會了,真可惜,也是沒辦法

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看來要回復正常了
我來幫你把東西放回原位

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噢,夏麗葉

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我很抱歉

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一切都發生得太快,對我來說也是

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威廉詹姆斯有句名言

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“要改變自己的生活
第一點,要立即開始

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第二點,要做得華麗耀眼

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第三點,無一例外”

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我想爭辯,但我很喜歡“華麗耀眼”這個詞

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我們還有今日

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除了我執行李和你返學之外
今日的每一秒鐘

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我都會陪住你

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我們做甚麼都可以

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甚麼都可以

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不如玩一鋪小鎮?

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反正今日是星期一
我們從來不會錯過每星期的遊戲

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這個嘛,聽起來很好,你開始吧

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好吧,夏麗葉

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是時候出盡渾身解數,講一個最正的故事

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“哈囉,我是歌莉姨

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我是時候踩著木屐去蒙德利爾了

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蒙特利爾

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“蒙特利爾”

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歌莉姨,希望你準備好

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因為是時候了

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嗨,我是柴郡木屐歌莉
現正在“蒙特利爾”

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你好,柴郡木屐歌莉

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半斤八兩孖生兄弟,同意齊齊坐王位

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半斤阿哥說八兩細佬,被靜電黐實好濕滯

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原來你在這裏

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我的寶貝歌莉鞋,你會否願意...

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不需要浮誇做作

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我們來用力握手吧,親愛的

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沒錯了,你連法文都不識講

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我會學的

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這個嘛,將會很困難,因為...

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我們不賣英文書

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即是說,無維拉卡瑟、無詹姆斯喬伊斯

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也無路易斯卡羅

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不是吧,為甚麼?

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那邊每間書店都有英文區

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加拿大的官方語言是法文和英文

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糟糕,第二次失敗

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我教你玩小鎮遊戲是為了幫助你講故事

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夏麗葉,現在感覺似政治宣傳多點

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我決定說,我知道“正甚麼船”的意思

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那絕對不是我在做的事

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我在講故事,向你展現
蒙特利爾居民的消閒活動

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長法包大戰

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唏...小心

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我會打中你的

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你們在做甚麼?長法包是用來吃的

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這是我們這邊的習慣

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用長法包互相攻擊

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如果我還在紐約市
和我珍愛的夏麗葉M.維爾舒一齊住就好了

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她秘密地和我有同一個中間名
我們本可一齊快樂生活,直到永遠

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弊了,是渣巴窩嘰

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弊了

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嘔,我為甚麼要離開夏麗葉?為甚麼?

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歌莉姨

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我聽到你的呼叫聲,我來救你了,甚麼?

210
00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:18,365
唏

211
00:12:18,365 --> 00:12:20,951
夏麗葉,我已經額外讓你玩多五分鐘

212
00:12:20,951 --> 00:12:22,577
你現在要返學了

213
00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:26,539
歌莉姨,你到底有否聽我講的故事?

214
00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:29,292
我有聽,真的很刺激

215
00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:32,003
絕對不是想說服我留低

216
00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:33,463
這不好笑

217
00:12:33,964 --> 00:12:37,425
我...知道,我知道不好笑,只是...

218
00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:39,594
夏麗葉,是時候返學了

219
00:12:40,303 --> 00:12:42,847
又來是時候...是時候返學

220
00:12:42,847 --> 00:12:45,058
是時候去蒙特利爾、是時候大個女

221
00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:48,103
或者你是時候不再逼我做東做西

222
00:12:49,854 --> 00:12:51,940
你份番茄三文治放在流理台

223
00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:55,360
我會在這裏等著你返屋企

224
00:12:55,986 --> 00:13:00,907
你覺得我會信你嗎?
沒有了我,你不會好過的

225
00:13:00,907 --> 00:13:03,660
今日一開始,我覺得甚麼都阻不到我

226
00:13:04,828 --> 00:13:07,205
事實是,我非常憤怒

227
00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:09,874
結果真正不好過的人...

228
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:13,169
是體育堂的同學們

229
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:16,298
手指尾,玩完了,你要出局

230
00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:21,469
她真的怒火中燒
你有否問她發生了甚麼事?

231
00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:22,721
我才不要問

232
00:13:22,721 --> 00:13:26,600
讓她自己解決就好,況且她現在連番贏波

233
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,143
下一個是誰?

234
00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:32,397
兩份憤怒

235
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:35,108
三份受傷、再加上四份挫敗

236
00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:38,361
結合起來,我就變成所向披靡的繩球冠軍

237
00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:47,162
討厭

238
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:54,794
我根本不是來打波的

239
00:13:54,794 --> 00:13:58,506
只是在這裏跌了牙套,見到未?

240
00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:03,678
抱歉,不是人人天生都有完美牙齒的

241
00:14:06,765 --> 00:14:08,850
帶著憤怒打波有很多優點

242
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:12,145
-尤其是...
-到我了

243
00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:20,528
你開波吧

244
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:42,759
成世人11年以來,這是我第一次

245
00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:45,554
擊敗瑪莉安荷索恩

246
00:14:48,181 --> 00:14:49,683
她剛剛是否...

247
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:51,476
好嘢,你成功了

248
00:14:51,476 --> 00:14:52,561
維爾舒,做得好

249
00:14:52,561 --> 00:14:55,480
我很佩服...老實講,也覺得有點驚嚇

250
00:14:56,314 --> 00:15:00,694
我無法置信自己竟會說這種話
但是夏麗葉,好波

251
00:15:02,404 --> 00:15:05,574
夏麗葉M.維爾舒,無人喜歡囂張的贏家

252
00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:07,951
成熟一點,同對方握手吧

253
00:15:09,536 --> 00:15:14,249
是時候了,夏麗葉今年成熟了很多

254
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,460
我聽著這句話在腦中迴盪

255
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:22,299
忽然間,我明白了
自己一直用錯方法面對問題

256
00:15:24,259 --> 00:15:27,637
我清楚知道要怎樣令歌莉姨留低

257
00:15:27,637 --> 00:15:30,765
答案不涉及成熟的行為

258
00:15:41,192 --> 00:15:44,946
哈囉,夏麗葉,今日返學怎樣?

259
00:15:48,408 --> 00:15:49,534
你沒事嗎?

260
00:15:50,577 --> 00:15:51,786
想不想傾一傾?

261
00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:57,083
不想

262
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:59,461
你想至少拿張紙巾嗎?

263
00:15:59,461 --> 00:16:02,505
-你把香水瓶放進行李了嗎?
-對

264
00:16:02,505 --> 00:16:05,800
可否給我玩?求求你...我求求你了

265
00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,806
沒錯,歌莉姨只是拿了一件物品出來

266
00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,975
但我認為是個不錯的開始

267
00:16:18,521 --> 00:16:20,523
-夏麗葉,我...
-沒空傾偈,我在玩小鎮

268
00:16:22,943 --> 00:16:24,861
唏,大家好

269
00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:29,199
唏

270
00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:30,909
各位聽我講...

271
00:16:30,909 --> 00:16:33,620
仙境的全體居民們

272
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,997
既然我已經不再有保姆了

273
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:41,670
我在此宣佈,我們以後永遠都不用長大

274
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:47,634
還有,既然我以後無須長大
也無須學習任何事物

275
00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:50,428
我不想再做香水愛麗絲了

276
00:16:54,349 --> 00:16:58,979
從這一刻開始,我就是邪惡的香水紅皇后

277
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:06,277
我的旨意就是:將他們斬頭

278
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:08,530
將她斬頭

279
00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:09,738
將他們斬頭

280
00:17:09,738 --> 00:17:11,408
-將他們斬頭
-夏麗葉

281
00:17:11,408 --> 00:17:13,743
-將他們斬頭
-你這個幼稚的遊戲

282
00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:15,120
是不會奏效的

283
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,247
不好意思,歌莉姨

284
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,708
我只跟小鎮的人傾偈

285
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,419
將他們斬頭...

286
00:17:22,419 --> 00:17:24,170
將他們斬頭

287
00:17:24,670 --> 00:17:28,091
將她斬頭...

288
00:17:28,091 --> 00:17:29,968
陛下,不好意思

289
00:17:29,968 --> 00:17:33,346
你以往不曾是一個名叫愛麗絲的女孩嗎?

290
00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:34,431
曾經是的

291
00:17:34,431 --> 00:17:37,767
但我認定了,成長太垃圾

292
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:42,689
因為你愛的人
都會搬去蒙特利爾,永遠離開你

293
00:17:42,689 --> 00:17:45,233
將她斬頭...

294
00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:51,156
立即報上你來自何處
以及你如何跟我們一樣瘋癲又野蠻

295
00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,158
要不然...

296
00:17:55,035 --> 00:17:56,411
將你斬頭

297
00:17:56,411 --> 00:18:00,332
將她斬頭...

298
00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:04,711
將她斬頭

299
00:18:04,711 --> 00:18:08,048
“海象與木匠行了大約兩公里...”

300
00:18:08,048 --> 00:18:10,050
你個無膽匪類在做甚麼?

301
00:18:10,050 --> 00:18:11,635
背詩

302
00:18:11,635 --> 00:18:14,679
我曾經教過
一個名叫夏麗葉的女孩念這首詩

303
00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:16,223
哼

304
00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:18,099
我從頭再來

305
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:22,646
“海象與木匠走了約兩公里的路”

306
00:18:23,355 --> 00:18:27,317
“找一處岩石休息,高度恰恰好”

307
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:31,238
“一眾生蠔企定定,排隊拎著數”

308
00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,573
“海象說,我們是時候...”

309
00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:37,577
不要,歌莉姨
我知道你想做甚麼,不會奏效的

310
00:18:38,078 --> 00:18:43,083
夏麗葉,這一次真的是時候了

311
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:46,419
歌莉小姐,的士到了

312
00:18:47,796 --> 00:18:49,297
夏麗葉,求求你

313
00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:51,883
我不想我們這樣道別

314
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,846
香水瓶留給你吧

315
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:10,277
下午茶時間

316
00:19:10,277 --> 00:19:12,445
大家來飲茶

317
00:19:13,405 --> 00:19:15,115
歌莉姨會否返來?

318
00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:17,492
不會

319
00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:22,414
你的意思是,我們沒講再見?

320
00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:27,252
我作為你們的皇后
可以向兩位保證,這事沒甚麼大不了

321
00:19:29,212 --> 00:19:31,172
但很明顯是大件事

322
00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:34,217
看看它對你的想像力產生甚麼影響

323
00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:40,265
嘩

324
00:19:40,265 --> 00:19:43,602
是時候了...

325
00:19:45,437 --> 00:19:47,272
不要

326
00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:49,900
我做了甚麼好事?

327
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:51,860
歌莉姨,別鬧了

328
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:53,778
我知道你沒有離開

329
00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:04,748
歌莉姨是我最好的朋友
我的大師、我的心腹知己

330
00:20:04,748 --> 00:20:08,043
她令我成為一個更好的作家
一個偵探和人類

331
00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:10,837
而我卻就這樣由得她離去,連一句...

332
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:15,675
“海象說,我們是時候”

333
00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:18,011
“天南地北”

334
00:20:18,011 --> 00:20:21,932
“漫談鞋子、航船、封蠟”

335
00:20:21,932 --> 00:20:25,977
“談椰菜、談君王,問海水為何竟滾熱”

336
00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:28,563
“問肥豬可會長翅膀”

337
00:20:30,357 --> 00:20:33,485
歌莉姨,真的很對不起...

338
00:20:35,987 --> 00:20:37,113
不用道歉

339
00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:39,574
道別是很困難的

340
00:20:39,574 --> 00:20:43,536
每次道別都完全不一樣
所以從來不會容易

341
00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:46,122
沒有你,我以後都不再是這個我了

342
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:49,751
沒有你,我以後永遠都不會再玩小鎮

343
00:20:50,877 --> 00:20:52,295
但你一定要玩

344
00:20:52,295 --> 00:20:53,672
夏麗葉,你還不明白嗎?

345
00:20:53,672 --> 00:20:56,716
我教你玩小鎮,本來就是為了這個原因

346
00:20:56,716 --> 00:20:58,176
為了讓我自己一個玩?

347
00:20:58,677 --> 00:21:00,804
夏麗葉M.維爾舒

348
00:21:00,804 --> 00:21:05,183
在我認識的人之中
你擁有最奇妙的想像力

349
00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:09,104
我教你玩小鎮
是為了讓你能將故事幻想得更加豐富

350
00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:13,275
但是,現在你需要比玩小鎮變得更勇敢

351
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:14,943
甚至比起你用筆記簿寫作還要勇敢

352
00:21:15,652 --> 00:21:21,700
你是時候開始創作完整、真正的故事
讓全世界都可以閱讀

353
00:21:21,700 --> 00:21:23,076
全世界?

354
00:21:25,787 --> 00:21:28,957
這個嘛,我確實打算
擁有一間廣受歡迎的書店

355
00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:30,750
所以,如果你第一本小說在店內上架

356
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:33,420
全世界都肯定會讀得到

357
00:21:34,170 --> 00:21:35,171
但我還未準備好

358
00:21:35,171 --> 00:21:37,799
你說過,偉大的作家必須通曉一切

359
00:21:37,799 --> 00:21:42,929
那就從成為好作家開始
運用自己目前擁有的知識吧

360
00:21:42,929 --> 00:21:46,182
只要你持續努力
終有一日會成為偉大的作家

361
00:21:46,182 --> 00:21:48,226
我剛開始踩單車時一塌糊塗

362
00:21:48,226 --> 00:21:50,896
到後來不靠你幫手
自己也做得到,對吧?記得嗎?

363
00:21:56,318 --> 00:21:58,445
我給了錢,叫他繞著街區兜圈

364
00:21:59,487 --> 00:22:01,823
你隻木屐還在我這裏

365
00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:09,205
再見了,夏麗葉M.維爾舒

366
00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:12,000
那個“M.”永遠都會代表梅桃兒

367
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,294
夏麗葉梅桃兒維爾舒

368
00:22:29,226 --> 00:22:31,686
我不知道應該去哪裏或做甚麼

369
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:34,773
於是就坐在門口,看著日頭漸變夜晚

370
00:22:47,285 --> 00:22:49,704
我感到胃部隱隱刺痛

371
00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:54,584
我不知道這是好是壞
它只是一份全新的感覺

372
00:22:57,045 --> 00:22:58,630
但其實也無問題

373
00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:02,884
因為新的感覺
也不過是另一個寫作題材而已

374
00:23:06,012 --> 00:23:08,682
我只想,你只想

375
00:23:08,682 --> 00:23:10,433
我們只想

376
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,104
我不想,你不想

377
00:23:14,104 --> 00:23:19,693
我們不想乖乖聽話

378
00:23:21,861 --> 00:23:27,534
對,我盡力為社區做好事

379
00:23:27,534 --> 00:23:30,078
笑容可掬

380
00:23:30,078 --> 00:23:33,373
致力講出真相

381
00:23:33,373 --> 00:23:35,959
我只想,你只想

382
00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:37,878
我們只想

383
00:23:38,753 --> 00:23:41,506
我不想,你不想

384
00:23:41,506 --> 00:23:44,342
我們不想乖乖聽話

385
00:23:44,342 --> 00:23:46,928
我要做自己想做的人

386
00:23:46,928 --> 00:23:48,930
獨立自主

387
00:23:49,639 --> 00:23:52,434
我只想,你只想

388
00:23:52,434 --> 00:23:54,269
我們只想

389
00:23:54,269 --> 00:23:57,105
不,我不會剪頭髮

390
00:23:57,105 --> 00:23:59,941
我要穿自己喜歡的衫

391
00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:05,614
最喜歡可以做自己

392
00:24:05,614 --> 00:24:08,533
我不想,你不想

393
00:24:08,533 --> 00:24:13,413
我們不想乖乖聽話

394
00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:15,415
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