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With Ole Golly gone,
I thought I'd be a basket case.
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But weirdly, I was feeling great.
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You know when you first get
into a new car,
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and you smell that new car smell?
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It kinda felt
like my whole life had that smell.
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To give myself a final test,
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I decided to open the door
to Ole Golly's old bedroom.
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If I didn't start weeping
and pulling my hair out,
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that would mean I was ready
to begin the age of Harriet.
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Thank you very much.
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Good morning, Harriet.
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Top of the morning to ya, Harriet.
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How's my favorite daughter
this fine morning?
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You can always tell
how worried your parents are about you...
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Don't worry
about your famous tomato sandwich.
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...by how weirdly chipper they are.
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Super Mom is on the case.
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Actually, Super Mom,
I like it on the diagonal.
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Of course.
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How could I forget? Just--
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Practice makes perfect.
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Mom, it was a great 5,027 sandwich ride
with Ole Golly,
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but now it's time to move on
and try something new.
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Like hot lunch.
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That is a great idea.
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I've got a million of them.
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Gotta go.
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Can't beat that new life smell.
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{\an8}I just wanna be
You just wanna be
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We just wanna be
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I am gonna be who I wanna be
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My autonomy
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No, I won't cut my hair
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And I'll wear whatever
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I like it when I get to be myself
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I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be
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{\an8}We don't wanna be told what to do
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I decided I needed a theme song
to launch the age of Harriet.
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Kaboom.
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Are you okay?
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Never better.
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"Never better," never better?
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Or never better, "I miss Ole Golly,
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and I'ma start crying
and screaming like a loon?"
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What are you doing?
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Trying to touch my nose
with my tongue.
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Never done it before.
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Good morning, my brave young thespians.
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Cool! I did it.
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Class has begun, Harriet.
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Sorry, Ms. Elson.
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As you all know,
Fall Harvest Day is almost here.
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Time for us to celebrate
with our annual class play.
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Now, who has an idea?
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Why bother?
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Every year, Ms. Elson asked
for suggestions,
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and every year she always picked one
of Marion's crummy ideas.
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Everyone had a theory
for why Ms. Elson couldn't say no
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to Marion.
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- Two words. Mind--
- Control.
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I heard that Marion bribes her
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with Tater Tots.
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Why are you asking me? I don't know.
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Why would you think I would know?
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Actually, I heard that--
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Hi, Marion. I was just keeping
the seat warm for ya.
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I think we're done now.
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Let's do something with pirates. Or bears.
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How about Madam Curie
and her husband discovering radium
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and true love?
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Or pirates and bears.
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Since the holiday celebrates
the coming of winter,
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why don't we do something
about keeping warm?
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Yeah, we could do a salute to mittens.
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Or when you stand above a subway grate
when the train goes by,
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and that warm wind blows up your pants.
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That's what I was gonna say.
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- Same--
- Wavelength.
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Anyone else?
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What can I say?
There's a first for everything.
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Yes, Harriet.
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{\an8}Since we always have a big roast chicken
for dinner on Fall Harvest Day
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{\an8}and we're studying the Trojan War
in history,
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what if we make a big Trojan chicken
that the Greeks gift to the Trojans?
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And just when they're ready to chow down,
they all get sneak attacked.
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I could see it now.
My play would be a hit at school,
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then go to Broadway,
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then Montreal
where Ole Golly would see it.
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Marion, stop keeping us in suspense.
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I suggest we honor the holiday
by being all the things we eat
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at the Fall Harvest feast.
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It's topical, original,
and besides,
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I already wrote the whole play.
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Clearly, Ms. Elson had not heard the news
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that this was the age of Harriet.
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Brava, Marion.
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I'm guessing you'd like
to play the roasted chicken.
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Perfect.
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Rachel and Beth Ellen,
I see you two as the drumsticks.
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Mr. Matthews and Pinky,
you can be the yams.
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Carrie, I see you as a brussels sprout.
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Janie and Sport would make
wonderful Tater Tots.
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Harriet, what would you say
about being the onion?
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I would say, "No,
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and no. PS. No."
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Oh, no. Harriet, that's ridiculous.
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Onions are beautiful.
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They're stinky, and they make people cry.
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There's a lot more than meets the eye.
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What are you trying to do?
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Ms. Elson told me
that to truly be an onion,
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you have to learn to fall
in a rolling way like an onion does.
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Is this for the Fall Harvest play?
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No, I'm being an onion just
for the heck of it.
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I was just asking.
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What's going on here?
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She's being an onion.
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A good director would say
that to be an onion,
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you have to feel like an onion.
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Do you feel like an onion?
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Not in the least.
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Honey, you need to feel like an onion.
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I don't want to be an onion.
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And it's a good thing.
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How many parts are written
for onions these days?
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You're so smart.
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Let's see you fall
in a rolling way like an onion.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Are you feeling like an onion?
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I'm trying to,
but closest I can get is a scallion.
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Sorry.
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If you think it's so funny,
why don't you give it a try?
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Maybe I will.
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Now that I've been an onion,
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I wonder what it would be like
to be a table.
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Or a bathtub. Or another person.
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I wonder what Ole Golly would say to that.
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Ole Golly kinda looked like a bird
with teeth,
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but I think I really look a little
like an onion.
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After that disaster,
I decided that to fully onionize myself,
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I needed to do more research.
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Because I have a higher sulfur content,
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the yellow onion is known
for having a more complex flavor.
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Because I have a low sulfur content,
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the Bermuda onion is famous
for having a much sweeter taste.
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Don't listen to those doofuses.
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If you want a sweeter taste
and a more complex flavor,
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you got one choice. The--
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- The Bermuda onion.
- No, the--
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Yellow onion. In your face.
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No, the Vidalia.
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Then, I got some books out at the library
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and learned all kinds
of fascinating stuff.
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Did you know that New York City used
to be called the Big Onion?
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Because it was a place
where you could peel off
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layer after layer
without ever reaching its core.
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Or that the ancient Egyptians
worshipped the onion.
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And believed its spherical shape
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and concentric circles
symbolized eternity.
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The more I read,
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the more I began to understand
one of Ole Golly's famous quotes.
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Dostoyevsky said,
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"If you love everything,
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you will perceive the divine mystery
in all things."
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The next day
when we got our costumes,
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I wondered
what Dostoyevsky would have said
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if he had seen me
in my ridiculous onion costume.
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At least it had a secret pocket
to hide my notebook.
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And it didn't make me itch like a maniac.
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Or Carrie Andrews'
brussels sprout costume,
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which seemed okay except
for one bizarre detail.
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Why does this thing smell
like brussels sprouts?
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Pinky and Purple Socks arrived
in their matching yam costumes.
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You look "yam-tastic."
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You look "yam-tabulous."
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Rachel and Beth Ellen
came as drumsticks.
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I'm gonna fall. Catch me.
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Right. Sorry, Beth Ellen. No arms.
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As you might expect,
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Marion's chicken roast costume was
by far the most fabulous.
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What? Doesn't everyone have a great aunt
who makes costumes for Broadway plays?
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First of all, let me say,
you all look good enough to eat.
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Good enough to eat.
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You gonna help me up,
or do I have to put you on the list?
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Rachel had a long list
of all the people
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she was going to eventually
get revenge on.
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Mr. Horatio.
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Thanks, Mr. Horatio.
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You're welcome.
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Yeah. Okay, I got you.
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There we go, Rachel. No harm done.
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Help.
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For our first rehearsal,
let's begin by asking ourselves,
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"What's the first step in learning
to become our characters?"
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For me, it's really about digging deep
and getting to know my character.
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My, Harriet,
aren't you just the master thespian?
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Actually,
I think that's good advice, Harriet.
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Let's all spend a little time
getting to know our characters.
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Sorry, Beth Ellen, didn't see you there.
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Careful now.
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The chicken needs her drumsticks.
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Get off of me.
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By the end of our first week
of rehearsals,
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I became the unofficial leader
of the side dishes.
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I know we're only side dishes.
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But if we stick together,
we can make a difference.
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Deal with it!
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Ms. Elson,
Harriet is writing new lines for my play.
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It's a great script, Marion.
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I just think that the side dishes
can have more of a voice.
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May I have a look?
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I see where you're going, Harriet.
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The roasted chicken is the star.
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But without the side dishes,
there'd be no Fall Harvest feast.
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Exactly.
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Do you mind if I use that line
in the speech I'm writing?
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It's kinda brilliant.
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Well, it's yours.
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Well played, Harriet M. Welsch.
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Well played.
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Fixing Marion's script
was a lot harder than I thought.
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Hello, Harriet.
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Ole Golly.
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How was Montreal?
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I learned some French.
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That means, "How's the writing going?"
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I'm nervous.
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I've never shown my writing
to anybody else before.
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What if it stinks?
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The author Samuel Beckett said this
about life, but it applies to writing too.
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"I can't go on. I'll go on."
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So, stick with it.
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No, don't go.
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I need you to pull
off my blanket every night
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and tell me it's time to go to sleep.
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My parents never do that.
Plus, I miss you.
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Au revoir, Harriet. Au revoir.
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That's French for...
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Goodbye.
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I knew I was way too old
to be doing this.
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But it was an emergency,
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and the only cure was pretending
I was five years old again.
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Ole Golly wasn't going
to save me,
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and neither was
being five years old again.
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The training wheels were off
for good.
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The only person who was going
to save me was Harriet M. Welsch.
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"Friends, Romans, and vegetables,
lend me your ears."
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Dumb.
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"Why be side dishes
when we can be front dishes?"
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Front dishes?
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Well,
we started as "potaters"
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On the train to tasty town
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We danced with graceful graters
And were fried till golden brown
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When it comes to crisp confections
We wear the golden crown
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I didn't know
where that song came from,
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but I definitely wanted
to see where it was going.
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Let us show you the way to tasty town
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Ms. Elson, while I kindly agreed
to let Harriet write a few lines,
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I did not agree
to letting her turn my play
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into a musical.
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Marion, I understand why you're upset.
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And it is time to do something about it.
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The emotions you're feeling right now,
anger, resentment, jealousy.
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Try to climb aboard one of those feelings
and see where it takes you.
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But, Ms. Elson--
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Acting is a journey, Marion.
Don't be afraid now.
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Now, Harriet. Let's take it from the top.
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I want all the side dishes
to come in at the chorus.
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And a one,
and a two, and a three.
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I must have done something right
because the next day,
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all the side dishes were working
on their characters.
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I yam what I yam.
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Would you boys stop yammering, please?
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You want Tater Tots?
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Well, we started as "potaters"
On the train to tasty town
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We danced with graceful graters
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- And were fried till golden brown
- You're holding up the line.
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When it comes to crisp confections
We wear the golden crown
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Let us show you the way to tasty town
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I am a brussels sprout.
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Gross.
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How could you want to be something
that smells like rotten eggs?
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The rotten egg smell associated
with brussels sprouts comes
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from improperly overcooking the vegetable.
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When prepared properly by gently steaming,
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brussels sprouts have a sweet,
nutty flavor and a crisp texture.
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I am a brussels sprout.
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When is this going to stop?
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Acting is a journey, Marion.
Don't be afraid.
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Harriet.
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Just-- You are pathetic.
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Ms. Elson,
Harriet is trying to take over my--
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Marion, you're here. Perfect.
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You're just in time
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to rehearse a new scene
that Harriet wrote.
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"Pee-yew, brussels sprout.
You smell like rotten eggs."
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"The rotten egg smell associated
with brussels sprouts--"
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This has gone too far.
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I am not the villain.
I am the main course.
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You are not getting away with this.
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Marion.
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Okay, everybody.
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I've asked you here for a top-secret,
Marion-free rehearsal of a new song
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- for the end of the play.
- Nice try, Harriet.
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Look who's here.
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Just wanted you all to know
we are quitting the play
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unless we go back to the original script.
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Maybe the play will be better
without Marion.
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I knew Janie was right.
Without a roast chicken,
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our Fall Harvest Day play
would be a dead duck.
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Marion,
you know we can't do it without you.
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You should have thought of that
before you decided to hijack my play.
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You may all think that
Harriet M. Welsch just wants
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to make the play better.
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But the truth is,
she just wants to get revenge on me.
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That's not true.
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Really? So, you're not still furious
at me for not being your friend anymore?
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That was a long time ago.
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You know, I wanna say,
"Liar, liar, pants on fire."
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But you're not wearing any pants.
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So, I'll just go with,
"Liar, liar, lame onion costume on fire."
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You're the liar.
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Said the liar.
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I am not a liar!
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Sorry. It was an accident. Are you okay?
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You all saw it. She attacked me.
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Do something!
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- Well, what do you--
- Just go.
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Run, Harriet!
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What are we supposed to do
when we catch her?
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I have no idea. I thought you knew.
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Where did she go?
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Split up!
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It couldn't be, could it?
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You know that new life smell
I was talking about?
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But Marion had my notebook.
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The only thing I could smell was fear.
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Well, since you claim you're not a liar,
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everything you wrote about us
in your little notebook must be true.
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No one reads my notebook but me!
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Here's something about me.
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Just like that, the age
of Harriet officially bit the biscuit.
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I just wanna be
You just wanna be
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We just wanna be
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I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be
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We don't wanna be told what to do
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And I try my best to do good
In the neighborhood
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I smile real nice
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And I strive to tell the truth
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I just wanna be
You just wanna be
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We just wanna be
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I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be
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We don't wanna be told what to do
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I am gonna be who I wanna be
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My autonomy
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I just wanna be
You just wanna be
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We just wanna be
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No, I won't cut my hair
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And I'll wear whatever
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I like it when I get to be myself
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I don't wanna be
You don't wanna be
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We don't wanna be told what to do