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歐嘉莉不在,我以為我會很焦慮

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但奇怪的是,我心情很好

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你知道第一次搭新車時

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會聞到一股新車的氣味嗎?

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我覺得我的生活充滿那種氣味

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我想對自己做個最終測試

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所以我決定打開歐嘉莉以前臥室的房門

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如果我沒有開始哭泣和拔頭髮

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那代表我已經準備好迎接海莉時代的開端

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非常感謝妳

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早安,海莉

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祝妳早上愉快,海莉

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我的寶貝女兒今天早上還好嗎?

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你總是看得出來父母有多擔心自己

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別擔心妳那出名的番茄三明治

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看他們怪異的活潑態度就知道了

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包在超級媽媽身上

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超級媽媽,其實我喜歡沿對角線斜切

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對喔

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我怎麼會忘了呢?
真是...

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熟能生巧嘛

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媽,我跟歐嘉莉共度了
5027個三明治的美好時光

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但現在該向前看,嘗試新事物了

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像是現煮的午餐

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真是個好主意

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我有數不盡的好主意

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走囉

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新生活的氣味真美好

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{\an8}我只想要,你只想要

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我們只想要

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我要成為我想要的樣子

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自己做主

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不,我不剪頭髮

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我想穿什麼就穿

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我喜歡做自己

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我不想要,你不想要

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我們不想要聽命於別人

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{\an8}《海莉時代》

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{\an8}《超級偵探海莉》

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{\an8}(改編自露薏絲菲茲修著作)

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我決定要找一首主題曲開啟海莉時代

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就是這個

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妳還好嗎?

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好得不得了

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是真的“好得不得了”?

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還是“好得不得了,我想念歐嘉莉

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我要開始像笨蛋一樣放聲大哭了?”

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妳在做什麼?

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試著用舌頭碰鼻子

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我從沒這樣做過

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早安,各位勇敢的年輕演員們

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酷,我成功了

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已經上課了,海莉

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抱歉,艾爾森老師

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你們都知道,秋收日快到了

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我們要用一年一度的班級話劇
來慶祝這個節日

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誰有想法?

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何必呢?

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艾爾森老師每年都要我們提議

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但她每年都選瑪麗翁的爛主意

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每個人都有自己的理論
解釋艾爾森老師為何無法

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拒絕瑪麗翁

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-四個字,心智...
-控制

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我聽說瑪麗翁賄賂她

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用炸薯球

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為什麼要問我?我不知道

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妳怎麼會覺得我知道?

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其實,我聽說...

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嗨,瑪麗翁,我只是在幫妳暖椅子

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不要再拍了

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我們來演海盜或熊

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還是瑪麗居禮跟她老公發現鐳

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和真愛的故事?

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或是海盜跟熊一起

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由於這個節日是慶祝冬天即將來臨

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我們何不演跟保暖有關的主題?

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對,我們可以演向手套致敬的戲碼

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或是你站在地鐵格柵上,列車經過時

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那陣溫暖的風吹上你的褲子

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我正要說那個

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-真有...
-默契

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還有人有提議嗎?

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我能說什麼?凡事都有第一次

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請說,海莉

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{\an8}因為我們秋收日的晚餐都會吃大烤雞

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{\an8}(最高機密)

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{\an8}我們歷史課又在讀特洛伊戰爭

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我們何不做一隻特洛伊大烤雞
當作希臘人送給特洛伊人的禮物?

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等他們準備大快朵頤時,全都被偷襲

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我可以預見,我的話劇會在學校爆紅

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再前進百老匯

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然後到蒙特婁,這樣歐嘉莉就能看到了

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瑪麗翁,別再吊我們胃口了

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我建議慶祝這個節日的方式
是扮演我們在秋收大餐

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吃的所有食物

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結合時事、原創,而且...

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我已經寫完整齣劇本了

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顯然艾爾森老師還沒聽說

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現在是海莉時代

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太棒了,瑪麗翁

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我想妳應該願意扮演烤雞

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太好了

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瑞秋和貝絲艾倫,妳們兩位演雞腿

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馬修斯和品奇先生,你們可以演蕃薯

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凱莉,我覺得妳適合演球芽甘藍

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珍妮和斯伯特很適合演炸薯球

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海莉,妳覺得妳演洋蔥怎麼樣?

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我覺得不行

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絕對不行

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不,海莉,太荒謬了

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洋蔥很美

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洋蔥很臭,又會讓人流眼淚

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它可不像表面上那麼簡單

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妳在做什麼?

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艾爾森老師跟我說
要真正成為一顆洋蔥

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就要學洋蔥的滾法

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是為了秋收話劇嗎?

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不,我只是無聊想當洋蔥

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我只是問一下

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這是怎麼回事?

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她在演洋蔥

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一位好導演會說,要扮演洋蔥

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妳必須感覺自己是顆洋蔥

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妳覺得自己是洋蔥嗎?

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完全不覺得

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親愛的,妳得覺得自己是洋蔥

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我不想當洋蔥

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這是好事

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現在有多少角色是為了洋蔥而寫的?

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你這麼聰明

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我們看看你怎麼學洋蔥的滾法

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我很樂意

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你覺得自己像顆洋蔥嗎?

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我也想,但我覺得我頂多像一根蔥

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抱歉

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如果妳覺得好笑,妳何不自己試試?

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試試也無妨

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既然我當過洋蔥了

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現在我想知道當一張桌子是什麼感覺

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或是浴缸,或是另一個人

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不知道歐嘉莉會說什麼

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(賈西亞熟食店)

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歐嘉莉看起來有點像一隻長牙的鳥

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但我覺得我真的有點像洋蔥

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經過那場災難後
我決定將自己完全洋蔥化

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我得更深入研究

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因為我的硫含量較高

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所以黃洋蔥的風味比較複雜

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因為我的硫含量低

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百慕達洋蔥最著名的就是味道比較甜

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別聽那些笨蛋說的

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如果你想要甜味加上複雜風味

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只有一個選擇,那就是...

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-百慕達洋蔥
-不,是...

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黃洋蔥,怎樣啊

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不,是維達麗雅洋蔥

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接著我從圖書館借了一些書

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學到各種有趣的知識

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你們知道紐約市以前被稱作大洋蔥嗎?

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因為你可以將這個地方

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一層一層剝開,永遠看不見它的芯

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還有,古埃及人崇拜洋蔥

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並相信它的球狀外型

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和同心圓結構代表永恆

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我讀得越多

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越開始瞭解歐嘉莉說過的一句名言

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杜斯妥也夫斯基曾說

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“若你愛萬物

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便能在萬物中察覺神性”

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隔天,我們拿到戲服時

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我心想,不知道杜斯妥也夫斯基

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看到我穿著荒謬的洋蔥戲服時會說什麼

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至少這件戲服有暗袋能放我的筆記本

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而且沒有讓我全身發癢

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或像凱莉安德魯斯的球芽甘藍戲服

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看起來很正常,卻有個奇怪的細節

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為什麼這件戲服聞起來也像球芽甘藍?

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品奇和紫襪穿著一樣的蕃薯裝進來了

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你看起來“帥蕃了”

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你看起來“帥薯了”

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瑞秋和貝絲艾倫打扮成雞腿

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我要跌倒了,抓住我

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對,抱歉,貝絲艾倫,我沒有手

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你們應該也想得到

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瑪麗翁的烤雞裝是目前最好看的

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什麼?不是每個人都有
替百老匯舞台劇做戲服的姑婆嗎?

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首先,我要說,你們都看起來秀色可餐

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秀色可餐

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你是要幫我,還是要我把你列在清單上?

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(清單)

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瑞秋有個很長的清單,列出所有

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她總有一天要報復的對象

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何瑞修老師

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謝謝,何瑞修老師

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不客氣

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對,好,我扶著

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好了,瑞秋,一切平安

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幫幫我

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這是我們第一次排戲,首先我們要問自己

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“我們學習進入角色的第一步是什麼?”

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以我來說,重點是要
深入研究並瞭解我的角色

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海莉,妳還真是個戲劇大師呢

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海莉,那真是個好建議

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大家花點時間來瞭解自己的角色吧

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抱歉,貝絲艾倫,我沒看到妳在這裡

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小心點

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烤雞需要雞腿

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走開啦

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第一週的排演結束時

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我已經成為配菜們的非正式領袖

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00:12:44,766 --> 00:12:46,518
我知道我們只是配菜

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但如果我們團結起來,就能帶來改變

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看到了吧

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艾爾森老師,海莉改了我的劇本台詞

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00:12:59,406 --> 00:13:03,243
瑪麗翁,這個劇本很棒

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00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:07,831
我只是覺得配菜應該更有聲量

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00:13:07,831 --> 00:13:09,124
我能看看嗎?

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00:13:11,751 --> 00:13:14,045
海莉,我懂妳的想法

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00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:16,172
烤雞是主角

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但如果沒有配菜,就不是秋收大餐了

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00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:22,512
沒錯

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00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:25,765
妳介意我把那句話
加進我在寫的演說詞裡嗎?

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00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:27,767
那句話滿棒的

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00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:30,896
妳儘管用

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00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,399
很厲害嘛,海莉威爾許

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00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,484
很厲害嘛

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修改瑪麗翁的劇本比我想的要困難許多

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哈囉,海莉

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00:13:46,703 --> 00:13:48,455
歐嘉莉

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00:13:50,957 --> 00:13:52,459
蒙特婁怎麼樣?

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00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:54,586
我學了一些法語

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意思是:“寫作進行得如何?”

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00:14:01,009 --> 00:14:02,135
我很緊張

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00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:05,847
我從沒給別人看過我寫的東西

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00:14:05,847 --> 00:14:07,390
要是很爛怎麼辦?

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00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:12,771
作家薩繆爾貝克特說過一句關於人生的話
但也能套用在寫作上

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“我無法繼續,我會繼續下去”

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00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:18,401
所以妳要堅持下去

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00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:20,946
不,別走

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00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,531
我需要妳每晚幫我蓋被子

241
00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:25,450
跟我說該睡覺了

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00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:29,037
我爸媽從來不會那麼做,而且我很想妳

243
00:14:30,497 --> 00:14:34,000
再見,海莉,再見

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00:14:34,668 --> 00:14:36,545
那是法語的...

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00:14:36,545 --> 00:14:38,129
再見

246
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:45,595
我知道我已經長大,不適合這樣做了

247
00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:47,013
但這是緊急情況

248
00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:50,809
唯一的解決方式就是假裝自己回到五歲

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00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:12,163
歐嘉莉救不了我

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00:15:12,163 --> 00:15:14,666
回到五歲也救不了我

251
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:20,964
就像腳踏車輔助輪被永遠拆掉了

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00:15:20,964 --> 00:15:26,177
唯一能拯救我的人就是海莉威爾許

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00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:35,687
“各位朋友、各位羅馬同胞、各位蔬菜
請你們聽我說”

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00:15:37,314 --> 00:15:38,315
好爛

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00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:46,531
“如果我們能當主菜,為何要當配菜?”

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00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:49,784
主菜?

257
00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:06,968
我們原本是馬鈴薯

258
00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:10,847
搭上前往美味之城的列車

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00:16:10,847 --> 00:16:15,727
我們與優雅的刨絲器共舞
然後炸成金黃色

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00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:20,941
說到香酥美食,我們絕對稱冠

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00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:22,943
我不知道那首歌是從哪來的

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00:16:22,943 --> 00:16:25,862
但我很想聽聽接下來會怎麼唱

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00:16:25,862 --> 00:16:30,992
讓我們帶領你到美味之城

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00:16:33,453 --> 00:16:37,916
艾爾森老師,雖然我大方地同意
讓海莉寫幾句台詞

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00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:40,293
但我沒同意讓她把我的話劇

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變成音樂劇

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瑪麗翁,我懂妳為何不高興

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現在妳該做點什麼了

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00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:55,934
妳現在感受到的情緒
像是憤怒、怨恨、嫉妒

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00:16:56,601 --> 00:17:01,773
試著乘著其中一種情緒
看看它會帶妳到何方

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可是,艾爾森老師...

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00:17:03,149 --> 00:17:07,529
瑪麗翁,演戲是一趟旅程,別害怕

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00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:10,282
好了,海莉,我們從頭開始

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00:17:10,282 --> 00:17:14,035
我要所有配菜一起唱副歌

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一、二、三

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我一定做對了什麼事,因為隔天

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所有配菜都在發想自己的角色

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00:17:30,719 --> 00:17:35,432
我要做自己的蕃薯

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00:17:35,432 --> 00:17:37,976
你們可以別再蕃薯來蕃薯去了嗎?

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00:17:38,727 --> 00:17:39,978
你們要薯塊嗎?

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00:17:42,022 --> 00:17:46,902
我們原本是馬鈴薯
搭上前往美味之城的列車

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00:17:46,902 --> 00:17:48,778
我們與優雅的刨絲器共舞

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00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:51,197
-然後炸成金黃色
-你們擋到排隊的人了

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00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:55,452
說到香酥美食,我們絕對稱冠

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00:17:55,452 --> 00:18:00,624
讓我們帶領你到美味之城

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00:18:03,627 --> 00:18:08,924
我是球芽甘藍

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00:18:09,966 --> 00:18:10,967
好噁

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00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:14,930
妳怎麼會想當聞起來像臭雞蛋的角色?

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00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:18,225
球芽甘藍之所以會有臭雞蛋的氣味

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00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:20,644
是因為不當的過度烹煮

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00:18:20,644 --> 00:18:23,230
如果用正確的烹調方式慢火蒸熟

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00:18:23,230 --> 00:18:26,816
球芽甘藍會散發香甜的堅果風味
口感清脆

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00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:32,948
我是球芽甘藍

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00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:36,576
這一切何時才會停止?

295
00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:40,080
瑪麗翁,演戲是一段旅程,別害怕

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00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,164
海莉

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00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:44,542
妳...真可悲

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00:18:49,673 --> 00:18:52,801
艾爾森老師,海莉想搶走我的...

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00:18:52,801 --> 00:18:55,345
瑪麗翁,妳來了,太好了

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00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:56,805
妳剛好趕上

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00:18:56,805 --> 00:19:00,100
排練海莉寫的一幕新戲

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00:19:04,771 --> 00:19:09,776
“好臭,球芽甘藍,妳聞起來像臭雞蛋”

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00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:12,404
“球芽甘藍之所以會有臭雞蛋的氣味...”

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00:19:12,404 --> 00:19:14,281
太過分了

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00:19:14,281 --> 00:19:17,492
我不是反派,我是主菜

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00:19:20,078 --> 00:19:22,080
我絕對不會放過妳

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00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,379
瑪麗翁

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00:19:33,717 --> 00:19:34,926
好,各位

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00:19:34,926 --> 00:19:39,598
我請你們來是要進行一場極度機密
沒有瑪麗翁的新歌排練

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00:19:39,598 --> 00:19:42,267
-是話劇結尾的曲目
-海莉,妳想得美

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00:19:43,476 --> 00:19:44,895
看看是誰來了

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00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:47,772
我只是要跟你們說,我們要辭演

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00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:50,859
除非我們回去用原本的劇本

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00:19:52,736 --> 00:19:55,947
這齣話劇沒有瑪麗翁說不定會更好

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00:19:59,618 --> 00:20:02,913
我知道珍妮是對的,沒有烤雞

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00:20:02,913 --> 00:20:05,624
我們的秋收日話劇會完蛋

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00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:08,877
瑪麗翁,妳知道我們不能沒有妳

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00:20:08,877 --> 00:20:12,172
妳決定偷走我的話劇前就應該想到這點

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00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,341
你們可能都認為海莉威爾許只是想

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00:20:14,341 --> 00:20:15,634
讓這齣劇變得更好

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00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:18,929
但其實她只是想報復我

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00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:20,263
才沒有

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00:20:20,847 --> 00:20:24,684
真的嗎?所以妳沒有因為
我不再跟妳當朋友而生氣嗎?

324
00:20:25,477 --> 00:20:27,020
那是很久以前的事了

325
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,316
我想說:“騙子騙子,褲子著火了”

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00:20:31,316 --> 00:20:33,276
但妳現在不是穿褲子

327
00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:36,905
那我就改成
“騙子騙子,醜洋蔥裝著火了”

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00:20:36,905 --> 00:20:38,698
妳才是騙子

329
00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:39,866
妳是騙子

330
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:43,828
我不是騙子

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00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:48,792
對不起,我是不小心的,妳沒事吧?

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00:20:52,504 --> 00:20:55,757
妳們都看到了,是她先攻擊我

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00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:57,050
快做點什麼

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00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:59,511
-妳要什...
-快點

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00:21:04,099 --> 00:21:05,308
快跑,海莉

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00:21:11,856 --> 00:21:14,276
我們抓到她後要做什麼?

337
00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:16,152
我不知道,我以為妳知道

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00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:25,412
她去哪裡了?

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00:21:25,412 --> 00:21:26,496
分頭找

340
00:21:47,517 --> 00:21:50,437
(最高機密)

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00:21:57,903 --> 00:22:00,614
不可能吧

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00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:05,577
你知道我說的那種新生活氣味嗎?

343
00:22:06,494 --> 00:22:08,371
但瑪麗翁搶走我的筆記本

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00:22:08,371 --> 00:22:10,874
我只聞得到恐懼

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00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:14,294
既然妳自稱不是騙子

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00:22:14,294 --> 00:22:18,590
妳在筆記本裡寫到關於我們的事
肯定都是真的

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00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:29,434
只有我能看我的筆記本

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00:22:36,608 --> 00:22:40,737
這裡有提到我

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00:22:41,947 --> 00:22:47,827
就這樣,海莉時代正式結束

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00:22:48,995 --> 00:22:52,123
我只想要,你只想要

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00:22:52,123 --> 00:22:54,084
我們只想要

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00:22:55,085 --> 00:22:57,629
我不想要,你不想要

353
00:22:57,629 --> 00:23:02,842
我們不想要聽命於別人

354
00:23:05,262 --> 00:23:11,101
我盡力造福鄰里

355
00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:13,562
我掛著親切微笑

356
00:23:13,562 --> 00:23:16,690
我努力說出真相

357
00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:19,442
我只想要,你只想要

358
00:23:19,442 --> 00:23:21,152
我們只想要

359
00:23:22,279 --> 00:23:24,864
我不想要,你不想要

360
00:23:24,864 --> 00:23:27,659
我們不想要聽命於別人

361
00:23:27,659 --> 00:23:30,287
我要成為我想要的樣子

362
00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:31,913
自己做主

363
00:23:33,123 --> 00:23:35,750
我只想要,你只想要

364
00:23:35,750 --> 00:23:37,586
我們只想要

365
00:23:37,586 --> 00:23:40,881
不,我不剪頭髮

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00:23:40,881 --> 00:23:43,258
我想穿什麼就穿

367
00:23:43,258 --> 00:23:49,472
我喜歡做自己

368
00:23:49,472 --> 00:23:52,183
我不想要,你不想要

369
00:23:52,183 --> 00:23:56,730
我們不想要聽命於別人

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00:23:56,730 --> 00:23:58,732
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