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在我最可能發生的
前100件可怕事件排行榜中

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名列第一,比一棟房子倒下來壓住我

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像西方女巫那樣還可怕的,就是這件事

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(最高機密)

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這裡還有其他跟我有關的事

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把筆記本還給我

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裡頭都是我的隱私

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我們來看看

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“瑪麗翁得過那麼多獎

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我很驚訝她沒得過一個超大獎

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表揚她在當爛人領域的成就”

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哇,大家還覺得我是刻薄女王嗎?

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我看看,這段不錯

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“與其把住在你床下的可怕生物

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稱為妖魔鬼怪
不如直接稱之為瑞秋漢納西”

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不要傷害我

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哇,裡頭每個人都有提到呢

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好了,瑪麗翁,妳玩夠了吧

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現在把筆記本還給海莉

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連珍妮也有提到

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什麼?

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不要這樣,瑪麗翁,拜託

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好,我不唸出來

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我讓珍妮決定要怎麼做

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珍妮,妳自己選

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{\an8}我只想要,你只想要

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我們只想要

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我要成為我想要的樣子

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自己做主

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不,我不剪頭髮

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我想穿什麼就穿

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我喜歡做自己

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我不想要,你不想要

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我們不想要聽命於別人

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{\an8}《所有人都討厭我》

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{\an8}《超級偵探海莉》

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{\an8}(改編自露薏絲菲茲修著作)

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我寫的東西只是給我自己看的

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“珍妮說她想成為像居里夫人
那樣的大科學家

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但有時我覺得她可能會是
一個瘋狂科學家、一個壞科學家

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或是又瘋狂又壞的科學家”

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呃,好,我知道聽起來很糟

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但妳記得那顆番茄的事嗎?

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它是水果還是蔬菜?還是ㄧ顆超酷的球?

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我比較喜歡它是蔬菜的時候

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它是水果

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珍妮,我還以為妳們兩個是最好的朋友

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我也以為

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貝絲艾倫,跟我說什麼時候要停

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-停
-好

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下一個是誰呢?

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天啊

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是誰?

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紫襪和你

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“有時候我覺得品奇和紫襪應該休學

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去參加怪胎馬戲團”

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很抱歉我們不像妳這麼完美,海莉

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下一個是誰?

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我不要再忍受這一切了

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儘量使壞吧,瑪麗翁,玩得開心

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好,走啊

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妳再也看不到它了

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救我

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妳贏了

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“有時我覺得大家去
凱莉安德魯斯的家只是因為...”

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我根本還沒唸到精彩的地方

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瑪麗翁,別再唸了

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快把筆記本還給海莉
誰在意她寫了什麼啊?

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-你應該在意
-不要

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珍妮,妳要唸給斯伯特聽嗎?

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珍妮,不要

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“有時候,我受不了斯伯特

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因為他老是杞人憂天,又太寵他爸爸

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有時他就像個小老太太”

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斯伯特,那...只是一點觀察

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根據這短暫時刻的一點觀察

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斯伯特,快點,電影再15分鐘就要開始了

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你爸不能洗碗嗎?

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不行,那樣會讓他的手指變皺

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他就不能用打字機打字了

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那你不能晚點再洗嗎?

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珍妮,碗盤沒洗,心裡會不舒服

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海莉,妳真的那樣想嗎?

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我常常想很多事,有時很難都記住

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我以為妳說過妳只寫真話

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除非妳在說謊?

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我沒有說謊

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妳怎麼知道那件事?妳那時根本不在場

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妳監視我們嗎?

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有時那是找出真相的唯一方法

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妳監視我們所有人嗎?

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把筆記本還給我

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海莉,妳永遠拿不回筆記本了

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好,妳留著吧,我再買一本就好

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真不巧,這些事剛好在

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歐嘉莉去蒙特婁之後就失控了

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不然她會知道該怎麼做

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歐嘉莉

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妳的帽子上為何有一隻紅鶴?

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我不知道,這是妳的幻想,不是我的

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而且,我可沒有穿得像洋蔥

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所以為什麼要找我呢?

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學校同學發現我的筆記本
還把我寫過關於他們的內容都唸出來

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妳記得約翰濟慈說過一句話嗎?

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“美即是真,真即是美”

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妳只需要知道這點就好

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別走

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感謝妳的腳踏車,我要回蒙特婁了

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要記住,優秀的偵探絕不會放棄

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(佩姬書店)

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你知道優秀的偵探

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在筆記本被瑪麗翁霍桑偷走時
還會怎麼做嗎?

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她會買一本新的筆記本

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歐嘉莉說得對,我不能放棄

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我的職責是無論如何
都要說出真相,而不是道歉

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我覺得自己就像我最喜歡的作家傑克倫敦

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我是荒野的一匹孤狼

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我不需要拖船船長的贊同

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我有我的筆記本、我的筆,還有我的腦袋

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早安,斯伯特

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珍妮

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斯伯特,你有聽到什麼聲音嗎?

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不,什麼都沒聽到

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新的筆記本

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好了,同學們

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今天一開始我們來讀一本自己選的書

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我說“自己選的書”
不是指寶寶名字大全,懷赫德同學

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我想把我的名字改成巴納比

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怎麼樣啊

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珍妮...

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我快瘋了,那張紙的沙沙聲

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就像有個聲音在說“我們知道妳的糗事”

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喂,斯伯特

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喂

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“你有發現海莉威爾許很臭嗎?”

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我?很臭?我很臭嗎?

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我的耳朵燙到感覺要融化了

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好像所有人都在笑我

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不好意思,我要上廁所

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為什麼何瑞修老師
每次都給我們那麼多功課?

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我不在乎功課

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我只討厭午餐吃邋遢喬三明治

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不管他們怎麼對我,我都會寫出真相

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無論如何都會

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並且寫出名著,得普立茲獎

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而我的前朋友們會說...

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那是海莉威爾許

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我們都誤會她了

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還有,我們從不覺得她很臭

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妳有聽說海莉威爾許很臭嗎?

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我一下課就繼續工作

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我的腳有點臭又怎樣?

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我想薇拉凱瑟的腳偶爾也會臭吧

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瑪麗有一隻小羊...

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賈西亞一家人來美國

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是因為克拉莉塔唱歌太難聽
而被逐出古巴嗎?

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可能是重點,查查看

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我們是偵探獵人社

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我們要趕走這座城市裡的偵探

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偵探?妳在說什麼?

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海莉?

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海莉是偵探

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她監視我們所有人

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再寫成刻薄的內容

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跟著她

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-她往哪個方向跑了?
-分頭找

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這是我的偵查路線,我比誰都熟悉

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我不知道他們怎麼發現我在賈西亞家

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但至少我甩掉他們了

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我現在能繼續監視了

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一、二、三...

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喂

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原來如此

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偵探獵人知道我偵查路線的每一站

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因為他們有我的舊筆記本

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不

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珍妮跟瑪麗翁?她們在一起?

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我的心一沉,沉到地面

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再沉到地下,最後沉到下水道

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如果珍妮在跟偵探獵人合作,那麼...

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斯伯特也是

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先生,你最好把溜溜球收起來

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海莉就躲在某個地方

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我們必須高度警戒

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歐嘉莉說過,偉大的藝術需要巨大的痛苦

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但我希望痛苦是分段式的,不是一次全來

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那晚我決定了,我不需要朋友

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也不需要我的偵查路線

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反正他們只會令我煩心

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我就永遠關在自己的房間裡

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絢麗地孤獨生活一輩子
像艾蜜莉狄金生一樣

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我,艾蜜莉狄金生
一定會克服逆境、孤獨

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還有癢死人的復古衣服

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這樣我才能對大眾說出真相
帶給他們自由

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海莉

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海莉

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海莉,該上學了,妳睡到沒聽見鬧鐘響

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我不要去上學

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妳當然要去

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我不能去,我這輩子要絢麗而孤獨地活著

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-不行
-我去幫妳做煎餅

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嗯,煎餅耶

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我不需要煎餅,我不需要朋友

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我不需要偵查路線
我甚至不需要聞起來很香

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我只需要拖船船長拉響汽笛

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一次就好,這樣我就沒事了

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快點,拉響你的汽笛...

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拉響你的汽笛...

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我放棄

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同學們,跟我一起展開冒險吧

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好久好久以前,通過時間的迷霧

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回到古文明的...

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學人精

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我知道他們只是
以其人之道還治其人之身,但是...

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我還是想知道他們寫了我的什麼事

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不好意思,我要上廁所

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我在做什麼?他們無法擊垮我

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他們不可能擊垮我

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我可是海莉威...

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我的三明治,他們竟敢這樣

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真希望我是一隻鳥,鳥知道如何單飛

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所有人都討厭我,或許他們有道理

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這是事實

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新的轉折是我也開始討厭我自己

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我對待最好朋友的方式
我有時真的很自以為是

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我有時覺得自己比別人強

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我是個自私的人

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舉例來說,我每次都拿走最後一片披薩

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我瞭解到,如果我要遵守誓言
永遠說出真相

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那我也要說出自己的真相才公平

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(斯伯特,珍妮)

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這不是道歉信
但或許能讓珍妮和斯伯特原諒我

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哎呀

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喂

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天啊,我一定是手滑了

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真的很抱歉,海莉

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妳才沒有

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-妳是故意的,瑞秋漢納西
-怎麼回事?

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我不小心把顏料潑在海莉身上
她覺得我是故意的

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00:19:02,352 --> 00:19:03,478
她是故意的

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好了,海莉,如果瑞秋說
她是不小心的,那就是不小心的

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00:19:07,107 --> 00:19:08,483
我去拿衛生紙

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不好笑

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00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:23,873
來,海莉,我來幫...

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珍妮,妳忘了海莉說妳不是居里夫人嗎?

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用這個吧

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“小老太太斯伯特”,她幫你取的綽號

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00:19:41,224 --> 00:19:43,560
我的理智突然斷線

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我必須離開這裡

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對不起

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00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:54,821
回家清理後,我想到約翰濟慈說過的話

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00:19:54,821 --> 00:19:59,826
如果真即是美
為何這一切變得這麼醜陋?

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00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:04,456
我知道歐嘉莉不在了
但我現在才第一次意識到這件事

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她再也不會回來了

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我別無選擇
我得用海莉的方式解決這件事

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有青蛙

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不要

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牠碰到我的臉了

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我會長疣

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有青蛙

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-有青蛙
-有青蛙

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-不要
-怎麼回事?

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有青蛙

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有句話說復仇是甜美的
但復仇也有些重口味

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加了一點辣醬

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我的計畫太完美了,所以我寫了下來

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向未來的自己證明這件事真的發生過

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海莉威爾許,學校剛剛打電話來
他們很生氣

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他們說妳用一隻青蛙
把整堂課鬧得上不下去?

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我...是逼不得已
瑪麗翁偷走我的秘密筆記本

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還大聲唸給所有人聽,還有...

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學校說妳寫了同學們很糟糕的壞話

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是真的嗎?

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我只是說出真相

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筆記本給我,海莉,現在就給我

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瑪麗翁不還我筆記本

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我需要這一本,它也需要我

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海莉,我給妳最後一次機會

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把筆記本給我

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除非...妳答應不看內容

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妳沒資格要求任何事,海莉

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如果你們提早給我零用錢
我就能賄賂你們

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妳有五秒鐘的時間

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別過來,否則艾迪會啄你們

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00:22:32,479 --> 00:22:35,190
牠一定會,別以為牠不會

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啄,啄,連啄兩下

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筆記本,海莉,拜託

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不要

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我的第一個想法是
有天我們回想起來一定會大笑

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00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:51,623
那天,他們閃躲了一隻鴨子

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00:22:52,249 --> 00:22:56,711
我的第二個想法是“我完蛋了”

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00:22:57,712 --> 00:23:00,298
我只想要,你只想要

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我們只想要

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00:23:03,176 --> 00:23:05,720
我不想要,你不想要

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00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:11,309
我們不想要聽命於別人

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00:23:13,478 --> 00:23:19,150
我盡力造福鄰里

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00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:21,695
我掛著親切微笑

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我努力說出真相

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我只想要,你只想要

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00:23:27,576 --> 00:23:29,494
我們只想要

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00:23:30,370 --> 00:23:33,123
我不想要,你不想要

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00:23:33,123 --> 00:23:35,959
我們不想要聽命於別人

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00:23:35,959 --> 00:23:38,545
我要成為我想要的樣子

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00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:40,547
自己做主

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00:23:41,256 --> 00:23:43,884
我只想要,你只想要

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00:23:43,884 --> 00:23:46,052
我們只想要

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不,我不剪頭髮

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我想穿什麼就穿

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00:23:51,558 --> 00:23:57,230
我喜歡做自己

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00:23:57,230 --> 00:24:00,150
我不想要,你不想要

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00:24:00,150 --> 00:24:04,863
我們不想要聽命於別人

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