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我又沒有不舒服

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為什麼要看醫生?

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寶貝,精神科醫生是一種特殊的醫生

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瓦格納醫師只會跟妳聊聊

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幫助妳談談妳最近經歷的事

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我沒有經歷什麼事

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我幫妳恢復記憶

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妳的朋友們看到妳在筆記本裡
寫他們的壞話

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妳用一隻牛蛙嚇唬全班同學

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還有什麼?

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我知道了

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妳朝爸媽丟鴨子玩偶

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我們不能自己聊聊就好嗎?母女談心?

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朋友間的談心?

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海莉,妳少來

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妳準備好就進來吧

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嗨,我是瓦格納醫師

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很高興認識妳,海莉

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我只希望妳知道,我不是自願來這裡的

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知道了

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我們待會再談

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請進吧

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好像我有得選一樣

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我不會騙你們,我有點緊張

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醫生的頭髮像一團火焰

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還有很多奇怪的藝術品

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小朋友的遊戲

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還有一個娃娃,彷彿直接看穿我的靈魂

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我可以試試,但如果事情失控了...

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真美

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我當然可以假裝欣賞藝術品或從窗戶脫逃

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戴上假鬍子,躲在拖船上偷渡出去

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海莉,妳在想什麼?

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沒事,醫生,什麼都沒想

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{\an8}我只想要,你只想要

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我們只想要

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我要成為我想要的樣子

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自己做主

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不,我不剪頭髮

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我想穿什麼就穿

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我喜歡做自己

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我不想要,你不想要

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我們不想要聽命於別人

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{\an8}《我就是洋蔥》

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{\an8}《超級偵探海莉》

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{\an8}(改編自露薏絲菲茲修著作)

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妳在寫我的什麼事?

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只是一些筆記

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妳不介意吧?

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不介意

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但如果被我媽發現妳寫我的壞話

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妳可能得去看精神科醫師

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妳也要一本筆記本嗎?

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我有一本,而妳沒有,這樣感覺不公平

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想到筆記本,我就手癢了

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想到我的筆在紙張上飛舞

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我的想法終於能自由發揮

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這顯然是個陷阱

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哇...

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不,謝了,我不用

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那麼,海莉,妳覺得妳為什麼會在這裡?

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妳覺得我為什麼會在這裡?

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妳媽媽說妳的保姆突然離開

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妳可能還無法適應

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妳何不跟我說說妳的想法?

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我的想法是,與其逃走

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讓自己被趕出去可能比較容易

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我有點頭暈目眩

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要來場乾瞪眼比賽嗎?

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有做過地毯天使嗎?

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-海莉
-什麼事?

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妳想要筆記本了嗎?

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要,謝謝

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(筆記本所有人:海莉威爾許)

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在新筆記本寫上我的名字

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總讓我覺得自己無所不能

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就連跟精神科醫生談話也做得到

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告訴我,海莉

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妳的保姆離開時,妳有什麼感覺?

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我覺得...

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我的胃裡好像有根奇怪的刺

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我對她傾吐一切

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關於歐嘉莉、我被偷的筆記本
還有我自己

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我想要無所不知

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要無所不知,就必須洞察一切

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要洞察一切,就必須成為偵探

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海莉,我跟妳說

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有時,最好的監視對象就是妳自己

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好

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我要妳好好思考這句話

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我們下次再聊

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下次見面,我再把筆記本還給妳

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妳覺得如何?

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我得承認,我喜歡這位女士

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雖然先給我筆記本再拿回去

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是很骯髒的手段

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所以瓦格納醫師跟妳說了什麼?

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她說妳是個很棒的女孩

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她說得沒有錯

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寶貝,妳有沒有想過
跟妳的朋友們道歉就好了?

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不要

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瓦格納醫師建議要給妳一個目標

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妳跟朋友們道歉,就可以拿回妳的筆記本

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我今晚要去懷赫德家打牌

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妳何不跟我一起去?

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妳可以先從跟品奇道歉開始

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他唸出我筆記本裡的內容
他才該跟我道歉

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妳考慮看看,好嗎?

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我考慮了

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又再考慮了一會兒

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我想到我有多麼想念我的筆記本

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又有多麼想念歐嘉莉

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還有如果我跟他道歉,她會說什麼

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我又想到我有多麼喜歡霍華德芬奇的尾戒

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有時就是那種小細節

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會讓你把假的東西當成真的

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各位尊敬的陪審員

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我身在這裡,是因為我相信真相的力量

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毫無疑問地,我打算證明

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我的委託人面臨的所有指控都無罪

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接著我想到霍華德芬奇說過的話

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我瞭解到,我不需要道歉

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我需要的是正義

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歡迎,兩位,卡蘿,希望妳是來玩牌的

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佩姬,我不是來玩的,我是來贏的

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品奇,看看誰來了

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你跟海莉何不去外面?

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你們一定有很多話要說

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好吧

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這本來應該很簡單

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我在跟品奇的糾紛中勝訴
拿回我的筆記本

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根本不用擔心其他人

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不會吧

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品奇,這是怎麼回事?

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我可能不小心跟一些人提到

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妳要來道歉

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看看是誰來了,各位,你們看

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嗨

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(最高機密)

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魔法筆記本,走吧

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我們準備好聽妳的道歉了

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其實我是打算證明我無罪

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各位尊敬的法庭成員

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我身在這裡,是因為我相信真相的力量

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毫無疑問地,我打算證明

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我的委託人海莉威爾許,也就是我本人

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所有指控都無罪

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我們來開庭審判吧

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如果我勝訴,就能拿回筆記本

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如果妳輸了呢?

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那我就答應你們的任何懲罰方式

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任何懲罰方式?

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小組會議

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因為妳在學校話劇裡演一顆洋蔥

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如果妳輸了,妳要吃掉一顆洋蔥

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整顆都吃掉

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接受懲罰

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如果要成為霍華德芬奇
就必須有一只尾戒

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我們法庭上見

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品奇,這是你家,你來當法官

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那我會需要一件法袍

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我知道了

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-瑞秋,妳當法警
-好耶,什麼是法警?

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妳要維持法庭的秩序

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用盡任何必要手段

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知道了

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我是法庭畫家

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我是速記員

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-很好,我當然就是檢察官
-不

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我來當檢察官

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為什麼是妳?

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我比任何人都瞭解海莉

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那代表我知道她的所有小伎倆

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那我要當什麼?

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妳可以當目擊證人

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主要證人

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超級巨星證人

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諸位聽好,現在開庭

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所有人起立向可愛的懷赫德法官致意

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瑞秋說品奇可愛

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應該是“可敬的”,瑞秋

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隨便啦

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我叫你們所有人起立,你們這些小嘍囉

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那是什麼?

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我的法槌

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請坐下

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或許是因為戴了尾戒
讓我覺得很有信心

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不過,我的左腿不這麼覺得

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擔心嗎?

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不擔心

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雖然我的腿在抖

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但我有很穩固的靠山,也就是真相

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今晚的案件是

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海莉威爾許的前朋友們對上海莉威爾許

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我們先從開場陳述開始

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全體審判人員

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我要證明被告海莉威爾許

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犯下危害友誼罪

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因為她寫了惡毒又不公平的指控
卻拒絕道歉

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被告律師

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我知道你們現在不太喜歡我

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你們可能甚至討厭我

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但你們不用喜歡一個人
也能知道那人是無罪的

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因為事實會說話

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事實是,我唯一犯的罪就是說出真相

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檢察官,妳可以傳喚第一位目擊證人了

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我要傳斯伯特洛克到庭

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斯伯特,你能讀第55頁那段話嗎?

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沒問題

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“有時候,我受不了斯伯特

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因為他老是杞人憂天,又太寵他爸爸

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有時他就像個小老太太”

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那讓你感覺如何?

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很不舒服

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不是小題大作,海莉,我不是小題大作者

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沒有“小題大作者”這個詞

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我允許保留這個詞

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斯伯特,在你提到的那晚

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珍妮問能不能讓你爸洗碗

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-這樣你就能跟她去看電影
-對

221
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接著你說了什麼?

222
00:11:44,539 --> 00:11:47,667
我說:“那樣會讓他的手指變皺

223
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:50,003
他就不能用打字機打字了”

224
00:11:50,003 --> 00:11:53,381
珍妮說:“那你不能晚點再洗嗎?”

225
00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:54,591
你又說了什麼?

226
00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:57,719
碗盤沒洗,心裡會不舒服

227
00:11:58,595 --> 00:12:02,641
斯伯特,那些是我奶奶會對我說的話

228
00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:03,725
是嗎?

229
00:12:03,725 --> 00:12:06,519
真不好意思,我竟然想幫助一個

230
00:12:06,519 --> 00:12:08,146
獨力撫養我長大

231
00:12:08,146 --> 00:12:10,649
又想寫一本一百萬頁小說的人

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00:12:10,649 --> 00:12:12,776
我只是在觀察而已

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00:12:12,776 --> 00:12:13,860
海莉...

234
00:12:15,904 --> 00:12:18,657
妳老是說妳想要無所不知

235
00:12:18,657 --> 00:12:20,408
但妳有時候真的很無知

236
00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:22,202
我要走了

237
00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:24,246
斯伯特

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00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:28,917
幹得好,海莉

239
00:12:28,917 --> 00:12:31,545
一開始是妳把這段話唸給他聽的

240
00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:34,839
那是我的私人秘密筆記本

241
00:12:36,591 --> 00:12:37,926
下一位證人

242
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:42,556
一個接一個
我在筆記本裡寫到的所有人

243
00:12:42,556 --> 00:12:45,267
都上法庭指證我

244
00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:49,229
大家都知道妳曾經很崇拜海莉,是嗎?

245
00:12:49,229 --> 00:12:51,898
我是不確定啦

246
00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:54,025
但我的確曾經想模仿她的穿著

247
00:12:54,025 --> 00:12:58,613
我還成立過一個秘密粉絲俱樂部
名叫“海莉粉”

248
00:12:59,322 --> 00:13:01,616
是粉絲的粉,貝絲艾倫,粉絲團的意思

249
00:13:02,242 --> 00:13:05,787
但我算粉絲嗎?我不認為

250
00:13:05,787 --> 00:13:07,205
是喔

251
00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:11,585
妳是粉絲史上最狂熱的非粉絲粉絲

252
00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:15,255
我們來看看海莉在她的筆記本裡
是怎麼寫妳的,好嗎?

253
00:13:16,298 --> 00:13:17,299
好

254
00:13:17,299 --> 00:13:21,303
“有時我覺得大家去凱莉安德魯斯的家

255
00:13:21,303 --> 00:13:23,722
只是為了她媽媽的蛋糕”

256
00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:26,099
好,妳同意她說的嗎?

257
00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:27,267
不同意

258
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:30,478
來我家的人常說,我引述原話

259
00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:33,815
“凱莉,謝謝妳的邀請
我玩得非常開心”

260
00:13:35,317 --> 00:13:36,818
沒有其他問題了

261
00:13:37,485 --> 00:13:40,196
凱莉,能不能請妳告訴庭上

262
00:13:40,196 --> 00:13:43,742
大家去妳家之前說了什麼?

263
00:13:43,742 --> 00:13:45,452
他們會問我媽有沒有做

264
00:13:45,452 --> 00:13:47,829
她最知名的五層半荷蘭巧克力蛋糕

265
00:13:47,829 --> 00:13:52,918
上頭撒了銀白糖霜,吃起來像雪花一樣

266
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:58,048
沒有其他問題了

267
00:13:58,924 --> 00:13:59,925
抱歉

268
00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:01,968
但那不代表什麼

269
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:05,305
-凱莉,快走吧
-那只是巧合

270
00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:10,852
傳喚貝絲艾倫韓森上庭

271
00:14:11,937 --> 00:14:15,732
不好意思,該輪到超級巨星證人了

272
00:14:15,732 --> 00:14:17,400
輪到妳再上來,瑪麗翁

273
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,736
別緊張,尾戒

274
00:14:20,237 --> 00:14:22,530
我有異議,她不是下一位證人

275
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,075
我駁回?

276
00:14:27,369 --> 00:14:28,662
我不需要筆記本

277
00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:32,123
我很清楚海莉的毒舌評論

278
00:14:32,123 --> 00:14:34,125
我引述原文

279
00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,294
“瑪麗翁得過那麼多獎

280
00:14:36,294 --> 00:14:39,297
我很驚訝她沒得過一個超大獎

281
00:14:39,297 --> 00:14:43,635
表揚她在當爛人領域的成就”

282
00:14:44,886 --> 00:14:49,599
我的回應是,妳真是太刻薄了

283
00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:51,142
海莉威爾許

284
00:14:52,185 --> 00:14:56,356
我的回應是,在10月12日下午3點30分

285
00:14:56,356 --> 00:14:59,734
妳是否曾發送一份報紙

286
00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:02,988
上頭有我跟斯伯特
抱著我們的絨毛娃娃的照片?

287
00:15:02,988 --> 00:15:06,825
如果妳要計分,妳得扣掉那些

288
00:15:06,825 --> 00:15:09,202
我明明能使壞卻沒使壞的時候

289
00:15:10,245 --> 00:15:12,122
沒有其他問題了

290
00:15:12,122 --> 00:15:15,458
貝絲艾倫,今天有多少刻薄話
是我本來能對妳說

291
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:16,626
但我沒有說的?

292
00:15:17,294 --> 00:15:18,295
三次

293
00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:20,255
不對,兩次

294
00:15:20,255 --> 00:15:22,507
三次,絕對是三次

295
00:15:23,091 --> 00:15:24,092
搞不好是四次

296
00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:26,720
沒有其他問題了

297
00:15:28,889 --> 00:15:33,143
“不知道貝絲艾倫
是不是得用一種特殊洗髮精

298
00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:36,354
是為了經常緊張地咬頭髮的人設計的”

299
00:15:36,354 --> 00:15:37,772
妳有什麼回應?

300
00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:41,693
我沒有緊張,我只是喜歡頭髮的味道

301
00:15:45,322 --> 00:15:48,742
{\an8}“有時候我覺得品奇和紫襪應該休學

302
00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:51,202
{\an8}去參加怪胎馬戲團”

303
00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:54,748
-那讓你有什麼感覺?
-憤怒

304
00:15:54,748 --> 00:15:57,125
保持法庭秩序,我說肅靜

305
00:15:57,876 --> 00:15:59,377
抱歉,庭上

306
00:16:00,003 --> 00:16:03,256
我要提醒你,這裡是法庭,不是動物園

307
00:16:04,883 --> 00:16:07,844
-不錯嘛
-我常練習

308
00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:09,512
兩位,很精彩

309
00:16:09,512 --> 00:16:10,889
怎麼樣啊

310
00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:16,228
“與其把住在你床下的

311
00:16:16,228 --> 00:16:18,438
可怕生物稱為‘妖魔鬼怪’

312
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:21,650
不如直接稱之為‘瑞秋漢納西’”

313
00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:23,360
我弟弟就是那樣說

314
00:16:26,947 --> 00:16:30,033
最後,結辯的時刻到了

315
00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:33,119
我認為我寫的內容並非都是好的

316
00:16:33,787 --> 00:16:36,831
但如同我所證明的,我寫的內容都是真的

317
00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:40,001
而且,偉大的歐嘉莉曾說過

318
00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:44,089
作家的責任就是說出真相

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00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:48,635
因為真即是美,美即是真

320
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:53,431
我能感覺到我會勝訴

321
00:16:53,431 --> 00:16:58,311
經過我精彩的交叉詢問
珍妮還能說什麼?

322
00:16:58,937 --> 00:17:00,939
品奇法官,在我結辯之前

323
00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:02,649
我想傳喚

324
00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:06,194
海莉威爾許上證人席

325
00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:12,199
庭上,我有異議

326
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,953
這完全違反了我們的司法體制

327
00:17:14,953 --> 00:17:16,705
我想提醒庭上

328
00:17:16,705 --> 00:17:20,458
在我們的“司法體制”裡
證人席是一座水盆

329
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:23,879
而且,無意冒犯,法官穿的是他爸的浴袍

330
00:17:23,879 --> 00:17:26,131
異議無效,我同意傳喚證人

331
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:34,222
威爾許小姐

332
00:17:34,222 --> 00:17:37,350
妳在第77頁寫了一段跟我有關的話

333
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:39,853
妳可以唸給法庭上聽嗎?

334
00:17:39,853 --> 00:17:41,730
好

335
00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:46,860
我說:“珍妮說她想成為像居里夫人
那樣的大科學家

336
00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:48,778
但有時我覺得...”

337
00:17:48,778 --> 00:17:51,656
等等,我改變主意了,別唸了

338
00:17:51,656 --> 00:17:55,285
把妳的筆記本放下,直接對著我說

339
00:17:56,620 --> 00:17:58,663
妳知道內容

340
00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,206
對,我知道妳寫了什麼

341
00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:02,542
但我想聽妳親口說出來

342
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,169
我不想說

343
00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:06,254
別逼我叫法警

344
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:10,175
沒人會想那麼做的

345
00:18:14,846 --> 00:18:18,058
如果真如妳所說,那是真相
妳為何不肯說出口?

346
00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:19,893
因為...

347
00:18:19,893 --> 00:18:23,438
因為妳是偷偷摸摸的膽小鬼
只敢監視自己的朋友

348
00:18:23,438 --> 00:18:26,107
在妳的寶貝筆記本上寫他們的壞話

349
00:18:26,107 --> 00:18:28,818
因為妳沒膽當面對他們說

350
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:30,904
我們可以暫時休庭嗎?

351
00:18:30,904 --> 00:18:32,155
否決

352
00:18:37,494 --> 00:18:40,288
律師,我們在等妳

353
00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:41,998
說啊

354
00:18:42,832 --> 00:18:45,126
一個瘋狂科學家、一個壞科學家

355
00:18:45,126 --> 00:18:47,546
或是又瘋狂又壞的科學家

356
00:18:52,259 --> 00:18:54,094
我真的覺得很受傷

357
00:18:54,678 --> 00:18:55,971
但那是真話

358
00:18:58,098 --> 00:18:59,933
或許吧,海莉威爾許

359
00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,602
但人生並非只有真相重要

360
00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:04,646
友誼也很重要

361
00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:08,316
在一段友誼裡,如果讓朋友覺得受傷

362
00:19:08,316 --> 00:19:09,693
就應該要道歉

363
00:19:12,153 --> 00:19:14,906
歐嘉莉教過我,如果要當個作家

364
00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:16,908
就必須勇敢地說出真相

365
00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:19,202
而不是為此而道歉

366
00:19:19,202 --> 00:19:23,999
歐嘉莉已經不在了,但我還在

367
00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:37,387
還是我為了不願意道歉而道歉呢?

368
00:19:37,888 --> 00:19:40,807
妳就說吧,海莉,沒那麼難

369
00:19:40,807 --> 00:19:44,853
我...真的很想,但是...

370
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:48,523
妳剛剛說,人生並非只有真相重要

371
00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:50,483
但如果對我來說是這樣呢?

372
00:19:51,484 --> 00:19:53,028
那是妳的選擇,海莉

373
00:19:59,910 --> 00:20:02,162
我說過,如果我輸了,就吃掉這顆洋蔥

374
00:20:02,162 --> 00:20:04,456
因為我知道我會贏

375
00:20:04,456 --> 00:20:06,833
我只是要證明我說的是真相

376
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,293
我也成功證明了

377
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,962
那我為什麼還是覺得自己輸了?

378
00:20:11,546 --> 00:20:14,549
我原本很不想在話劇裡扮演一顆洋蔥

379
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,469
後來我開始看它的優點

380
00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:19,304
像是有許多不同層次等等

381
00:20:19,888 --> 00:20:23,099
然後我試著當一顆洋蔥
好演員就應該這樣

382
00:20:23,099 --> 00:20:24,601
但現在我才知道...

383
00:20:36,112 --> 00:20:41,076
洋蔥是個又臭又惹人厭
還會讓人流淚的壞東西

384
00:20:42,077 --> 00:20:43,370
就跟我一樣

385
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:49,209
真相是,我就是洋蔥

386
00:21:12,691 --> 00:21:14,401
孩子們,該回家了

387
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:18,613
寶貝,怎麼了?

388
00:21:21,074 --> 00:21:22,200
老天啊

389
00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:26,705
親愛的,這是怎麼回事?

390
00:21:27,998 --> 00:21:30,083
可憐的寶貝

391
00:21:34,004 --> 00:21:35,171
還好嗎?

392
00:21:36,089 --> 00:21:39,050
妳有跟朋友們道歉嗎?
妳有拿回筆記本嗎?

393
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:41,094
我只想回家

394
00:21:41,094 --> 00:21:43,179
好,寶貝,沒問題

395
00:23:51,224 --> 00:23:53,226
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