1 00:00:05,799 --> 00:00:08,969 After everything went kablooey at the trial, 2 00:00:09,553 --> 00:00:11,137 I couldn't sleep. 3 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:12,847 I felt too ashamed. 4 00:00:14,224 --> 00:00:16,268 The raw onion I ate didn't help. 5 00:00:16,268 --> 00:00:20,689 So, before the sun came up, I decided to go outside 6 00:00:20,689 --> 00:00:24,442 and take my first look at the fall harvest moon. 7 00:00:26,236 --> 00:00:30,407 Every year, I make a wish on that wild, orange moon. 8 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:35,161 None of them ever came true, except the one I made that night. 9 00:00:38,373 --> 00:00:39,749 My notebook! 10 00:00:41,751 --> 00:00:44,296 I thought it was gone forever. 11 00:00:44,296 --> 00:00:46,006 It obviously wasn't a trap 12 00:00:46,006 --> 00:00:49,634 because a safe didn't fall on me when I picked it up. 13 00:00:50,635 --> 00:00:52,679 So who had dropped it off? 14 00:00:53,263 --> 00:00:54,431 Maybe it didn't matter. 15 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:03,732 All I cared about was that it was back and that there was a ton of writing to do. 16 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:13,074 The weird thing was my brain was on the fritz. 17 00:01:13,074 --> 00:01:16,536 So I decided to do what I always did when I felt stuck. 18 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,456 I went on an emergency spy mission. 19 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:51,363 The $10,000 tower 20 00:01:51,363 --> 00:01:54,532 It's full of power and money 21 00:01:57,869 --> 00:01:59,829 Why can't I think of anything? 22 00:02:00,413 --> 00:02:02,874 It's because I'm too dangerous, Harriet. 23 00:02:02,874 --> 00:02:06,086 Everything you write in me just hurts other people. 24 00:02:06,086 --> 00:02:08,087 It ain't pretty, kid. 25 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:12,133 But Ole Golly said I never had to apologize for telling the truth. 26 00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:16,513 Uh-huh. And how'd that work out for you, Goldilocks? 27 00:02:17,472 --> 00:02:21,560 That splinter feeling in my stomach suddenly started jabbing me. 28 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,813 It was like it was telling me something I already knew 29 00:02:24,813 --> 00:02:27,107 but was too scared to admit. 30 00:02:27,816 --> 00:02:30,360 I can't be a writer. 31 00:02:31,903 --> 00:02:34,573 {\an8}I just wanna be You just wanna be 32 00:02:34,573 --> 00:02:36,324 We just wanna be 33 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:39,911 I am gonna be who I wanna be 34 00:02:39,911 --> 00:02:41,580 My autonomy 35 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:45,125 No, I won't cut my hair 36 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:47,460 And I'll wear whatever 37 00:02:47,460 --> 00:02:53,466 I like it when I get to be myself 38 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:56,094 I don't wanna be You don't wanna be 39 00:02:56,094 --> 00:03:00,265 {\an8}We don't wanna be told what to do 40 00:03:03,476 --> 00:03:06,062 As I watched people heading off to work, 41 00:03:06,062 --> 00:03:07,689 I began to wonder. 42 00:03:07,689 --> 00:03:10,901 If I wasn't going to be a writer, what could I be? 43 00:03:15,155 --> 00:03:17,115 Harriet the window washer? 44 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,538 Harriet the florist? 45 00:03:26,625 --> 00:03:29,836 What about Harriet the hot dog man? 46 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,799 Harriet? What are you doing out here? 47 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:36,551 Just thinking. 48 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:39,387 If I wasn't a writer, what else do you think I could be? 49 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:42,015 Well, there's lots of great opportunities out there 50 00:03:42,015 --> 00:03:43,934 for someone as smart as you. 51 00:03:43,934 --> 00:03:45,477 You could be a doctor. 52 00:03:45,477 --> 00:03:47,562 I can't stand the sight of blood. 53 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:49,022 What about a teacher? 54 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:51,816 I'm allergic to getting hit by spitballs. 55 00:03:52,525 --> 00:03:54,861 How about an astronaut? You could go to the moon. 56 00:03:54,861 --> 00:03:58,323 Dad, I get nauseous when we get in the car to go to Grandma's. 57 00:04:00,492 --> 00:04:01,868 We're just trying to help. 58 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:04,996 I know. I just wanna be alone, okay? 59 00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:11,628 Harriet, this came in the mail yesterday while you were out with your mom. 60 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,422 Ole Golly? 61 00:04:17,050 --> 00:04:20,512 Harriet, you'll remember that I told you many times 62 00:04:20,512 --> 00:04:21,596 Keats once said, 63 00:04:21,596 --> 00:04:25,559 "Truth is beauty, and beauty is truth." 64 00:04:25,559 --> 00:04:28,728 And I'm glad you used your notebook to tell your truth. 65 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:32,649 Naturally, those notebooks should not be read by anybody else. 66 00:04:32,649 --> 00:04:38,780 But if they are, then, Harriet, you're going to have to do one thing. 67 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:42,909 And you won't like it. You will have to apologize. 68 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:44,995 Apologize? 69 00:04:44,995 --> 00:04:49,040 Remember that writing is to put love in the world, 70 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,126 not to use against your friends. 71 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,629 It wasn't what I expected to hear, 72 00:04:55,297 --> 00:04:58,174 but I knew exactly where her words of wisdom would take me. 73 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,729 Janie, I'm sorry. 74 00:05:10,729 --> 00:05:15,317 The mean stuff I wrote in my notebook, not apologizing last night, everything. 75 00:05:16,693 --> 00:05:20,071 You're not a mad, bad scientist. I was just jealous. 76 00:05:20,071 --> 00:05:21,156 Jealous? 77 00:05:21,156 --> 00:05:24,492 I'm a pretend writer whose words hurt people. 78 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:28,872 You're a scientist-scientist who's trying to make the world a better place. 79 00:05:28,872 --> 00:05:30,790 I don't know about that. 80 00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:33,835 I was trying to synthesize a new kind of energy source yesterday, 81 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:36,838 and I accidentally vaporized my nostril hair. 82 00:05:45,639 --> 00:05:47,474 I'm so sorry, Janie. 83 00:05:49,017 --> 00:05:50,185 Forgiven. 84 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:56,691 Buffalo? 85 00:05:57,692 --> 00:05:58,735 Thanks. 86 00:06:02,489 --> 00:06:05,325 Were you the one who dropped off my notebook last night? 87 00:06:05,325 --> 00:06:10,455 Yep. You without your notebook is like Albert Einstein without his violin. 88 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:12,332 I used to think that too. 89 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:15,877 I don't wanna be a writer anymore. 90 00:06:15,877 --> 00:06:16,962 What? 91 00:06:16,962 --> 00:06:19,047 There's a million other things I could do. 92 00:06:19,047 --> 00:06:21,216 My mom thinks I could be a teacher. 93 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,052 Well, at least you could send yourself to detention. 94 00:06:27,430 --> 00:06:30,350 Hey, Sport! Got a second? I wanna talk to you. 95 00:06:32,185 --> 00:06:33,353 Wait! 96 00:06:35,814 --> 00:06:37,899 I had to talk to him. 97 00:06:37,899 --> 00:06:42,320 So I decided to use my ace spying skills one last time. 98 00:06:49,869 --> 00:06:54,332 Will Sport Rocque please report to the principal's office immediately? 99 00:06:56,751 --> 00:06:57,752 Rope burn! 100 00:07:06,386 --> 00:07:07,804 Just give me a chance. 101 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:09,556 I can't believe you. 102 00:07:14,728 --> 00:07:17,397 Could I interest you in some pizza? 103 00:07:17,397 --> 00:07:20,483 With a side order of a sincere apology? 104 00:07:29,951 --> 00:07:30,911 Hi. 105 00:07:30,911 --> 00:07:32,412 Would you leave me alone? 106 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,669 - Stop. - Wallace, give me a break. 107 00:07:39,669 --> 00:07:43,590 Safety doesn't take any breaks, Sport. It's always on the job. 108 00:07:46,176 --> 00:07:47,219 Thanks, Wallace. 109 00:07:47,219 --> 00:07:48,553 No thanks required. 110 00:07:48,553 --> 00:07:52,432 I'm a hall monitor, Harriet. It's my job. It's what I do. 111 00:07:54,226 --> 00:07:55,936 Sport, I just wanna say-- 112 00:07:55,936 --> 00:07:58,313 I don't wanna hear it, Harriet. It's too late. 113 00:07:58,313 --> 00:08:00,315 If you won't accept my apology, 114 00:08:00,941 --> 00:08:02,317 will you accept this? 115 00:08:03,068 --> 00:08:07,072 It's a balance sheet of all the pluses and minuses of our friendship. 116 00:08:08,031 --> 00:08:12,911 Plus 20? For me teaching you how to always win at Rock Paper Scissors? 117 00:08:12,911 --> 00:08:16,831 Plus ten for me checking the spelling on your English papers. 118 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:21,836 Plus 100 for giving you that 3D baseball card of Mickey Mantle. 119 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:25,507 Lot of pluses here, Harriet. Lot of pluses. 120 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:27,384 Some minuses too. 121 00:08:27,384 --> 00:08:32,347 Minus 820 for writing mean stuff about my best friend. 122 00:08:32,347 --> 00:08:33,974 But when you look at the numbers, 123 00:08:33,974 --> 00:08:37,811 {\an8}I think you'll see this friendship's still a pretty good deal. 124 00:08:37,811 --> 00:08:40,480 No, it's not. Your math is off. 125 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:43,650 Look, you didn't carry the two here and the three here. 126 00:08:44,275 --> 00:08:48,363 Look, our friendship actually adds up to minus 180. 127 00:08:49,322 --> 00:08:51,908 Just tell me what to say, and I'll say it. 128 00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:52,993 Would love to, Harriet, 129 00:08:52,993 --> 00:08:55,662 but you'll just write it in your notebook and use it against me. 130 00:08:59,291 --> 00:09:00,875 Let him go, Harriet. 131 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:03,712 I think Sport needs a little space right now. 132 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:05,088 Let him breathe. 133 00:09:07,215 --> 00:09:09,801 Maybe Sport didn't wanna hear my apology, 134 00:09:10,677 --> 00:09:12,762 but I hoped my classmates would. 135 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:16,808 I know you all hate me like a vampire hates the sun, 136 00:09:16,808 --> 00:09:19,603 and I don't blame you for a Transylvania second. 137 00:09:19,603 --> 00:09:20,937 Ellen, come on! 138 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:23,940 How am I supposed to do this scene with one drumstick? 139 00:09:24,983 --> 00:09:26,735 I haven't memorized my lines. 140 00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:29,571 Maybe because all you do all day is chew your dumb hair. 141 00:09:32,699 --> 00:09:35,076 Congratulations, Marion. 142 00:09:35,076 --> 00:09:39,080 You've just won another first prize for being the lousiest, 143 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:41,166 rottenest person of the year. 144 00:09:42,542 --> 00:09:47,339 Tell me, Pinky, what's it like being the star of the weirdo circus? 145 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:53,595 Well, at least people like to go to my house to hang out, 146 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:55,972 and not just because of my mother's cake. 147 00:09:57,307 --> 00:09:59,184 I couldn't believe it. 148 00:09:59,184 --> 00:10:03,563 The cruddy things I wrote had turned everybody against each other. 149 00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:05,690 Children, please. 150 00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:08,526 Fall Harvest Day is about working together, 151 00:10:08,526 --> 00:10:09,819 bringing in the crops, 152 00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:13,657 enjoying the sweet, sweet bounty of the season. 153 00:10:13,657 --> 00:10:17,619 Sport, Janie, you two need to come together. 154 00:10:17,619 --> 00:10:20,789 You're my tip-top tater tot team. 155 00:10:21,373 --> 00:10:26,002 We were, until I found out that Janie gave Harriet her notebook back. 156 00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:27,462 - You did what? - How could you? 157 00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:28,547 Why? 158 00:10:28,547 --> 00:10:30,090 She's my friend. 159 00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:32,425 I thought we were friends. 160 00:10:32,425 --> 00:10:35,679 Children, let's take a deep breath 161 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:39,015 and blow away these dark and stormy clouds. 162 00:10:41,685 --> 00:10:46,064 Harriet, I thought I saw you peeking through the curtain. 163 00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:47,315 What's wrong? 164 00:10:47,315 --> 00:10:49,609 Everybody's fighting because of me. 165 00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:52,320 Oh, no, they're not. 166 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,991 Actors are famous for being a tad moody at times. 167 00:10:55,991 --> 00:10:58,118 Are you chewing your hair again? Ugh. 168 00:10:58,118 --> 00:10:59,619 Leave me alone. 169 00:11:00,537 --> 00:11:01,538 Help. 170 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:07,502 Ms. Elson, I wanted to thank you for making me be the onion. 171 00:11:07,502 --> 00:11:11,756 For a little while, it made me feel like I had a lot of layers. 172 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:14,509 You do have a lot of layers. 173 00:11:14,509 --> 00:11:16,928 No. I don't. 174 00:11:16,928 --> 00:11:18,889 I only have one layer, 175 00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:20,891 and it's stinky, and it's mean, 176 00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:23,101 and that's why I have to quit. 177 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:25,854 - What? - The play will be better without me. 178 00:11:25,854 --> 00:11:29,608 Well, what about all the new lines and songs you wrote 179 00:11:29,608 --> 00:11:33,486 that make the side dishes feel like heroes, Harriet? 180 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:36,197 Just go back to the original play. 181 00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:39,659 It'll make Marion happy, and she's the star. 182 00:11:39,659 --> 00:11:41,870 So, anyway... 183 00:11:41,870 --> 00:11:43,872 Harriet, no. 184 00:11:43,872 --> 00:11:48,752 The sharp, sassy taste of the onion balances out the flavor 185 00:11:48,752 --> 00:11:50,879 of all the other dishes. 186 00:11:50,879 --> 00:11:53,924 We need your savory flair. 187 00:11:53,924 --> 00:11:55,258 On the way home, 188 00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:58,929 it seemed like everyone was giving me the hairy eyeball. 189 00:11:58,929 --> 00:12:00,430 Even the pigeons. 190 00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:04,142 Like you're all so perfect? 191 00:12:04,142 --> 00:12:07,229 There's a reason people call you rats with wings. 192 00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:15,570 I started notebook number one when I was seven years old. 193 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:18,198 Even then, I wanted to be a great writer. 194 00:12:18,198 --> 00:12:21,701 Sixteen notebooks later, I knew the truth. 195 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:27,040 I was gonna end up being Harriet the hot dog guy. 196 00:12:36,132 --> 00:12:37,759 Can we talk this over? 197 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:40,512 There's nothing left to say. 198 00:12:46,643 --> 00:12:49,729 Harriet. So nice to see you. 199 00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:51,940 Why are you dressed like an onion? 200 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:53,233 School play. 201 00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:57,195 Why are your dogs dressed like the Beatles? 202 00:12:58,363 --> 00:13:01,449 We've all got a bad case of Beatlemania. 203 00:13:02,158 --> 00:13:03,577 Right, guys? 204 00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,333 It's my best-selling dog outfit yet. 205 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,418 You okay, hon? 206 00:13:12,002 --> 00:13:13,003 I guess. 207 00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:15,881 Well, how's the writing going? 208 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:18,216 I'm not going to be a writer anymore. 209 00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:20,427 What? Why not? 210 00:13:20,427 --> 00:13:24,180 Ole Golly says a writer is supposed to put love into the world. 211 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,474 All I do is judge people. 212 00:13:26,474 --> 00:13:29,060 Well, did you judge me? 213 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,312 Yep. 214 00:13:30,312 --> 00:13:31,396 And? 215 00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,398 I wrote that you were lazy. 216 00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:35,817 Then I thought you were just a big scaredy-cat. 217 00:13:36,318 --> 00:13:40,822 Well, after you did some more spying, what did you think? 218 00:13:40,822 --> 00:13:44,659 I thought about when I tried to change from eating tomato sandwiches 219 00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,953 to tomato-and-cheese sandwiches once 220 00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:48,872 and totally chickened out. 221 00:13:48,872 --> 00:13:54,002 And how changing your whole life was probably a million and five times scarier. 222 00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:56,004 It's hard to be brave. 223 00:13:56,588 --> 00:13:57,589 But you did it. 224 00:13:59,049 --> 00:14:01,176 It's the Dog Beatles! 225 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,430 - Got to go. - Bye, Mrs. Plumber. 226 00:14:06,932 --> 00:14:07,933 Good luck. 227 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,438 I started thinking about other people on my spy route, 228 00:14:13,438 --> 00:14:16,149 like Mr. Withers and his 26 cats. 229 00:14:16,149 --> 00:14:19,778 I thought he was a spooky hermit guy at first. 230 00:14:20,403 --> 00:14:22,739 Then I found out that his mother died 231 00:14:22,739 --> 00:14:27,410 and it made him so sad that he just wanted to hide from the world. 232 00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:30,080 And what about Carlos? 233 00:14:30,872 --> 00:14:33,750 I thought he was the dreaded bodega burglar. 234 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:36,962 Then I found out that he was just protecting his parents' deli. 235 00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:44,094 Hello, lady... 236 00:14:46,346 --> 00:14:47,764 Hello, lady onion. 237 00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:49,307 And now we're friends. 238 00:14:50,684 --> 00:14:54,145 I realized I judged everybody on my route at first. 239 00:14:54,145 --> 00:14:57,274 Then I dug a little deeper and found the truth. 240 00:14:58,608 --> 00:14:59,859 I gotta write this down. 241 00:15:02,153 --> 00:15:03,154 My notebook! 242 00:15:07,325 --> 00:15:08,743 Garbage truck, wait! 243 00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:11,288 My notebook is in the garbage. 244 00:15:11,288 --> 00:15:12,956 Stop! 245 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:21,047 "Truth is beauty, and beauty is truth." 246 00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:23,967 {\an8}That's what John Keats once said. 247 00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:27,387 {\an8}The only thing is you just have to dig for it. 248 00:15:27,387 --> 00:15:29,514 If I could do that with strangers, 249 00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:32,809 why couldn't I do it with my friends? 250 00:15:42,861 --> 00:15:46,156 All right, young thespians. 251 00:15:46,156 --> 00:15:48,325 Can you feel a tingle in your toes? 252 00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:50,535 It's almost showtime. 253 00:15:58,084 --> 00:16:01,796 Okay, let's use that energy. 254 00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:05,884 Good morning, everyone. 255 00:16:05,884 --> 00:16:09,804 Will you join me in welcoming the sixth graders 256 00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:14,476 as they perform the Fall Harvest Feast? 257 00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:20,148 We are the yams. 258 00:16:21,608 --> 00:16:24,277 A taste so sweet to munch. 259 00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:32,369 We are the tater tots. 260 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:34,412 Bite-size, but big on crunch. 261 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:44,130 My pungent flavor makes me shout. I'm a-- I'm a... 262 00:16:44,923 --> 00:16:47,050 "I'm a brussels sprout." 263 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:50,762 Oh, yeah. I'm a brussels sprout! 264 00:16:52,931 --> 00:16:57,936 Not to fear. The main course is here. 265 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:00,772 You guys switched sides. 266 00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:01,898 We did? 267 00:17:01,898 --> 00:17:04,359 Now everything's gonna be backwards. 268 00:17:18,707 --> 00:17:20,000 Hey, watch it. 269 00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:26,046 Do you see Harriet? 270 00:17:29,092 --> 00:17:30,468 Never mind. 271 00:17:35,932 --> 00:17:38,518 May I have your attention, please? 272 00:17:41,354 --> 00:17:45,525 Presenting a death-defying tale of love and loss. 273 00:17:45,525 --> 00:17:47,444 Sound and fury. 274 00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:51,197 Folly, falsehood and forgiveness. 275 00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:55,160 I present to you, "The Onion's Lament." 276 00:17:55,744 --> 00:17:58,038 I am an onion. 277 00:17:58,038 --> 00:18:02,083 A stinky, unlovable vegetable who makes people cry. 278 00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:09,758 Yams, I wrote that you two should join the weirdo circus. 279 00:18:14,638 --> 00:18:17,557 But then I dug to a deeper layer 280 00:18:17,557 --> 00:18:20,644 and saw how fearless you are about being yourself. 281 00:18:21,228 --> 00:18:22,229 I realized... 282 00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:28,151 any weirdo circus that Pinky and Purple Socks are in 283 00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:29,903 is one I wanna join. 284 00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:33,782 Deal with it! 285 00:18:39,079 --> 00:18:41,039 I wrote in my notebook that 286 00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:45,168 people only went to Carrie Andrews' house because of her mother's cake. 287 00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:49,923 Then I dug deeper. 288 00:18:51,049 --> 00:18:54,219 People may go to Carrie's house for the cake, 289 00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:57,973 but the reason they stay is because of Carrie. 290 00:18:58,557 --> 00:18:59,808 Really? 291 00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:04,271 I wrote this about Marion. 292 00:19:06,982 --> 00:19:08,733 This is brutal even for me. 293 00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:11,361 But that was just my top layer talking. 294 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:14,239 The one that's still mad that in third grade, 295 00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:16,074 Marion dumped me as a friend. 296 00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:19,869 Then I dug deeper. 297 00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:29,129 Just like fall turning into winter, a friendship can turn cold too. 298 00:19:29,129 --> 00:19:32,549 But just like with the seasons, it's normal. 299 00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:35,302 It's natural, and it's not anybody's fault. 300 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,266 I wrote something for everyone. 301 00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:50,025 Rachel is like her lollipops. 302 00:19:50,025 --> 00:19:52,777 Hard on the outside, chewy on the inside. 303 00:19:57,532 --> 00:20:00,493 Beth Ellen, I really wish we could be friends. 304 00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:03,246 Me too. 305 00:20:15,342 --> 00:20:18,178 I saved the most important message for last. 306 00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:33,652 The reason I was so hard on you is because I was jealous 307 00:20:33,652 --> 00:20:36,655 that your dad thinks you're grown up enough to take care of him. 308 00:20:36,655 --> 00:20:39,699 My parents won't even let me take care of our goldfish. 309 00:20:39,699 --> 00:20:41,034 Not that I blame you. 310 00:20:41,534 --> 00:20:44,579 I fed them spaghetti once. It did not turn out well. 311 00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:49,668 I know my parents sometimes wish I was more like you. 312 00:20:50,627 --> 00:20:52,879 Don't worry, sometimes I do too. 313 00:20:53,547 --> 00:20:56,800 And after what happened with the notebook and Ole Golly moving away, 314 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,261 I kinda do feel older and wiser. 315 00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:02,556 But I still want to bring my stuffie to school, 316 00:21:02,556 --> 00:21:06,101 play town and drink chocolate egg creams all day. 317 00:21:06,101 --> 00:21:11,481 I know you want me to grow up faster, but I'm really good at being 11. 318 00:21:11,481 --> 00:21:14,859 And besides, when I do finally grow up, you'll say, 319 00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:17,487 "You were so gosh darn cute when you were little." 320 00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:19,739 So I don't think we need to rush it. 321 00:21:21,908 --> 00:21:23,368 So, Sport... 322 00:21:25,704 --> 00:21:28,206 I forgot what I was going to say. 323 00:21:38,592 --> 00:21:43,388 Bravo, bravo, brava, bravissima! 324 00:21:44,264 --> 00:21:45,891 I love this job. 325 00:21:51,646 --> 00:21:56,568 From now on, I quadruple swear to always dig deep 326 00:21:56,568 --> 00:21:58,695 and put love into the world. 327 00:21:58,695 --> 00:22:00,697 Everyone, take a page. 328 00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:08,288 I kept my promise when I joined the school paper 329 00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:11,207 and wrote a story about Wallace Walker. 330 00:22:11,207 --> 00:22:14,002 Like everybody, I thought he was a goober 331 00:22:14,002 --> 00:22:17,339 until I figured out he was a hero. 332 00:22:19,090 --> 00:22:22,844 The splinter feeling in my stomach eventually went away. 333 00:22:23,637 --> 00:22:26,598 But I still missed Ole Golly like mad. 334 00:22:26,598 --> 00:22:31,853 Luckily, the most important thing she taught me will live inside me forever. 335 00:22:32,437 --> 00:22:36,107 If you want to be a great writer, you have to know everything. 336 00:22:36,107 --> 00:22:40,028 And to know everything, you need to see everything. 337 00:22:40,028 --> 00:22:44,741 And to see everything, you need to be a spy. 338 00:22:49,329 --> 00:22:51,748 I just wanna be You just wanna be 339 00:22:51,748 --> 00:22:53,458 We just wanna be 340 00:22:54,584 --> 00:22:57,128 I don't wanna be You don't wanna be 341 00:22:57,128 --> 00:23:02,717 We don't wanna be told what to do 342 00:23:04,886 --> 00:23:10,559 And I try my best to do good In the neighborhood 343 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:13,103 I smile real nice 344 00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:16,398 And I strive to tell the truth 345 00:23:16,398 --> 00:23:18,984 I just wanna be You just wanna be 346 00:23:18,984 --> 00:23:20,902 We just wanna be 347 00:23:21,778 --> 00:23:24,531 I don't wanna be You don't wanna be 348 00:23:24,531 --> 00:23:27,367 We don't wanna be told what to do 349 00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:29,953 I am gonna be who I wanna be 350 00:23:29,953 --> 00:23:31,621 My autonomy 351 00:23:32,664 --> 00:23:35,458 I just wanna be You just wanna be 352 00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:37,460 We just wanna be 353 00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:40,297 No, I won't cut my hair 354 00:23:40,297 --> 00:23:42,966 And I'll wear whatever 355 00:23:42,966 --> 00:23:48,638 I like it when I get to be myself 356 00:23:48,638 --> 00:23:51,558 I don't wanna be You don't wanna be 357 00:23:51,558 --> 00:23:56,229 We don't wanna be told what to do