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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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YODA: Destroyed, the First Order was.
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-Eliminated, were the Sith.
-(STORMTROOPER GRUNTS)
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Across the galaxy, peace had spread.
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With freedom restored,
Life Day could once again be celebrated.
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What is Life Day, you ask?
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A holiday of friendship,
of family, of connection.
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To Kashyyyk, Rey and her friends traveled,
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to celebrate with Chewbacca
and his family.
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Although, for Rey and Finn,
the celebration would wait.
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(EXHALES)
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Ow!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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It's all right, Finn, I believe in you.
Just concentrate.
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Well, it's kinda hard with them,
you know, looking at me.
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(PORGS COOING)
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There, no more Porgs.
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Now remember,
be mindful of your surroundings,
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feel the remote.
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Can you feel it?
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-FINN: (YELPS) No, but I felt that.
-(PORGS LAUGHING)
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Finn, I know the Force is strong with you.
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I sense it. Remember, a Jedi...
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FINN: Must let go.
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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-(YELLING)
-(PORGS GIBBER)
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Finn! No! No! That's not letting go. Whoa!
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(FINN YELLING)
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(YELPS)
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(GROWLS AND YELLS)
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Oh, yeah! (HUMMING) Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.
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Ow!
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Oh, come on!
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I don't understand.
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This is everything
I'm supposed to be doing.
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(SIGHS)
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Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi?
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Hand me the lightsaber.
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(SIGHS) Guess not.
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The Jedi texts say
that when we travel down a wrong path,
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we must search for another.
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A wood lightsaber? Seriously?
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No, a new path.
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Ow! The new path gave me a splinter.
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(GROANS)
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What am I doing wrong?
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Lightsabers down, you two,
we've got a Life Day party to set up.
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Chewie's entire family is coming.
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And if there's one thing
Wookiees love, it's...
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Well, it's ripping arms off things,
but if there's two things they love,
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it's arm ripping and parties!
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Finn, can I put you down
for decorating duty?
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Sure. I need a break.
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And, Rey, you're in too, right?
You volunteered to roast the tip-yip.
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REY: Mmm-hmm. Tip-yip.
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You think she's in?
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Ah, yeah, she's in.
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YODA:
Unsatisfied with her teaching, Rey was.
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To the Jedi texts, she went for answers.
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Did that. Did that.
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Did that.
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(SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION) That too.
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I followed every teaching.
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Argh! What am I missing?
Why can't I train him?
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(BREATHES DEEPLY)
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(BOOK THUDS)
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(GASPS)
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All right, people,
Chewie's family is on their way.
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We've got a lot o' work
and not a lot o' time.
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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Guys, look what I found!
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Tip-yip recipe?
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"In the temple on Kordoku,
only on Life Day,
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"but once a year,
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"with a key to the galaxy's past,
a Jedi's future becomes clear."
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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-So, not a tip-yip recipe.
-(ROARS)
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Yeah, what does that mean?
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I think it means I need to go to Kordoku.
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To help me. You. Us. With your training.
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Put the book down, Rey.
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We can figure it all out tomorrow.
Even Jedi Masters deserve a day off.
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Life Day is today.
I'm afraid I have to go now.
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-Now?
-ROSE: What?
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(ROARS)
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Chewie's right. You can't leave.
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-I'm sorry.
-(R2-D2 BEEPS)
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But I'm sure one of you
can make the tip-yip.
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Life Day is about family.
It's not about the tip-yip.
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Oh, it's all about the tip-yip.
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But yeah, family.
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I won't miss the party. I promise.
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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-Aw, no. You're leavin' too, buddy?
-(BEEPING)
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D-O: Don't leave.
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He left. I miss my friend.
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Yeah, I already miss him too.
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Are you crying?
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No. It's allergies.
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Stupid Wookiee planet.
All fur and tree pollen.
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Besides, Generals don't cry.
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Exactly. They lead.
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Uh-oh.
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He's getting the look.
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We're only in trouble
if he says, "I have a plan."
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I have a plan!
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We're not just going to put on a party.
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We're going to put on
the greatest Life Day party
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in the history of the galaxy!
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You guys, decorate.
I'll handle the tip-yip.
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Have you ever made tip-yip?
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No, I have not.
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Rey! Wait! You're not leavin'
because of me, are you?
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No, Finn, because of me.
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I know I can become a Jedi.
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Which is why I have to go.
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(SIGHS) So, you are leaving because of me.
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Rey, may the Force be...
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You know the rest.
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YODA: At Kordoku, Rey had arrived.
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But difficult to find, the temple was.
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(BEEPING)
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It has to be here somewhere.
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(GASPS)
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Pull up! Pull up!
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-Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up!
-(BEEPING)
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Whoa!
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I think we found it.
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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You can say that again.
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(BB-8 BEEPING)
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Wow.
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This is beautiful.
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(BEEPING)
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(GASPS)
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(GASPS)
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(BEEPING)
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"With a key to the galaxy's past."
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This has got to be the key.
But what does it open?
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(BEEPING)
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"With a key to the galaxy's..."
What is it?
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(BEEPING)
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-Hmm.
-(BEEPING)
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(GASPS)
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(BEEPING)
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(BEEPING)
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I think this opened
some sort of Force gateway to...
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Whoa!
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(GRUNTS)
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(BEEPS)
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Where are we?
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-(LUKE GRUNTING)
-(GASPS)
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YODA: Now the rock. Concentrate.
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That's Master Luke.
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And that must be... Yoda!
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Somehow, we're on Dagobah when
Luke Skywalker received his training.
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Can you imagine
the profound Jedi wisdom they're sharing?
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Master Yoda? The blood is
really starting to rush to my head.
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-Concentrate, young Skywalker.
-(BEEPING)
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Concentrate!
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(LUKE GRUNTING)
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Master and apprentice. Hmm.
Maybe I could learn something from this.
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You want me to lift my X-wing
out of the swamp?
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With only the Force? All right, I'll try.
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No. Do or do not. There is no try.
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Isn't trying, like, a good thing?
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Participation trophies for Jedi,
there are not.
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(GRUNTING)
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(R2-D2 BEEPING)
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(SEA MONSTER GROWLING)
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-(BEEPING)
-(SHUSHING)
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(BEEPING)
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Cut it out! I'm trying to learn here.
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-Oh! (GRUNTING)
-(BB-8 BEEPING)
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Learning can wait!
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It's just like the Jedi text said.
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"With a key to the galaxy's past,
a Jedi's future becomes clear."
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This is how I learn to train Finn,
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by watching other Jedi Masters
train their students. Come on!
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It's like Master Yoda said,
"Do or do not." And I'm gonna do.
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(BEEPS)
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Ugh! Bored. Bored.
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored.
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Who cares about a trade dispute?
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Jedi do not seek adventure.
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I understand.
It's just that it's not very...
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QUI-GON: Gas!
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OBI-WAN: Now this is more like it!
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Focus, Obi-Wan.
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Hurry, BB-8.
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OBI-WAN: Focus, Anakin.
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I know you're eager to see Padmé again,
but we're on a mission.
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I am focused, Master.
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Follow my example and be mindful, Anakin.
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A Jedi must have complete awareness
of their surroundings.
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It's Obi-Wan Kenobi
training Anakin Skywalker!
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-(BEEPS)
-No, they didn't see me.
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Hello, there.
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(CHUCKLES)
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-Hi.
-(BEEPING)
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Artoo, try and lock...
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-(GRUNTS)
-Sorry. Oh, Master Luke!
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What're you doing? I'm tryin' to aim here.
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OBI-WAN: Use the Force, Luke.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi!
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You're blocking my targeting computer.
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-REY: Stop!
-LUKE: Ow! Get off!
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-You move it.
-LUKE: Move your head!
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(OBI-WAN CLEARS THROAT)
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Use the Force, Luke.
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(BEEPING)
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-Huh?
-Listen to your Master, use the Force!
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DARTH VADER: I have you now.
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-Wha...
-Yoo-hoo!
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PILOT: Look out!
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You're all clear, kid.
Now let's blow this thing and go home.
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(SIGHS) Thank you?
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HAN: You're welcome.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GASPING)
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We just saw Luke Skywalker
blow up the Death Star.
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No, wait, technically we helped
Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star!
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Master and apprentice! So cool!
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-(BEEPING)
-Best Life Day ever!
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
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YODA: On the Millennium Falcon,
beginning to feel like Life Day it was.
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Decorations, check. Lights, check.
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Ice sculpture...
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-(PORGS GIBBER)
-(R2-D2 BEEPING)
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In progress.
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Oh, Chewie, we still need a tree.
Finn and I will clean up this mess.
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(ROARS)
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You know how Rey said
we wouldn't notice she was gone?
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Yeah, I notice.
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(ALARM BLARING)
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Full thrust, Threepio!
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What are you doing?
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Engine thruster roasting.
Cooks super fast.
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(COUGHING)
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(CHUCKLES) Disaster averted.
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-(PORGS GIBBERING)
-(CHEWBACCA ROARS)
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Amazing! We've seen my Master!
My Master's Master!
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My Master's father.
My Master's father's Master...
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Where are you going?
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(GIBBERING)
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But there's so much more to see.
To pass on to Finn.
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(BEEPING)
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We'll be back in plenty o' time
for the party. I promise.
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Okay, okay.
Just one more Master and apprentice?
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For me? For Finn?
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(BEEPS)
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I've got a good feeling about this.
252
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YODA: Though she did not know it,
fraught with peril, Rey's quest was.
253
00:13:57,317 --> 00:14:00,778
Soon the Rebels will arrive
and fall into my trap.
254
00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:06,868
By the time they discover Death Star Two
is fully operational, it will be too late.
255
00:14:06,951 --> 00:14:12,540
They will be destroyed,
and I shall rule the galaxy for eternity.
256
00:14:13,625 --> 00:14:16,711
I sense you disagree, Lord Vader.
257
00:14:16,794 --> 00:14:18,838
No, it's just...
258
00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:23,384
"Death Star Two" feels kind of derivative.
259
00:14:23,468 --> 00:14:25,845
Mmm-hmm.
Then I suppose you have a better name?
260
00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:29,015
How about "Starkiller Base"?
261
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:32,185
(SCOFFS)
That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
262
00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:36,439
Anyhoo, not sure you remembered,
but it's Life Day.
263
00:14:36,523 --> 00:14:38,608
I got you something
you're really gonna like.
264
00:14:38,691 --> 00:14:39,943
Ooh!
265
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,070
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (LAUGHING)
266
00:14:43,112 --> 00:14:45,823
"Galaxy's Best Emperor"?
267
00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:51,788
Of course, I'm the galaxy's best Emperor!
I'm the galaxy's only Emperor! Meh!
268
00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:52,997
(BEEPING)
269
00:14:53,081 --> 00:14:55,083
This is so not what I had in mind.
270
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,209
I heard something!
271
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:57,669
Let's get out of here.
272
00:15:02,507 --> 00:15:06,886
Hey! I had to hit every gift shop
on Batuu to find you that.
273
00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,221
Forget the mug.
274
00:15:08,304 --> 00:15:11,641
Whatever made this must be very powerful.
275
00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:13,935
-Me want-y! You get-y.
-Whoa!
276
00:15:19,816 --> 00:15:20,859
(BEEPS)
277
00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:22,944
You were right. We should go home.
278
00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:25,363
Can you imagine if those two had seen us?
279
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,615
-That would've been...
-(DARTH VADER BREATHES HEAVILY)
280
00:15:28,491 --> 00:15:29,784
Not good.
281
00:15:31,202 --> 00:15:34,539
YODA: Hurrying to finish
setting up the party, our heroes were.
282
00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:37,584
Soon to arrive, Chewbacca's family was.
283
00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:41,421
Looking good. Tree. Food. Decorations.
284
00:15:41,504 --> 00:15:43,548
Oh! I almost forgot music.
285
00:15:43,631 --> 00:15:45,383
(D-O PLAYING MUSIC)
286
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,886
(SCATTING)
287
00:15:49,095 --> 00:15:50,388
It is on.
288
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,015
(ROARING)
289
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:59,480
Welcome, everyone! Gifts go under the tree
and there's food over there.
290
00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:03,776
-(ROARING)
-(GIBBERS)
291
00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:07,989
(BOTH BEEPING)
292
00:16:08,072 --> 00:16:09,199
(ROARING)
293
00:16:09,282 --> 00:16:10,909
This is not going well.
294
00:16:10,992 --> 00:16:13,703
If this party gets any worse,
Poe's gonna start losin' arms.
295
00:16:13,786 --> 00:16:15,413
Who's up for party games?
296
00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,416
(ROARING)
297
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:19,876
You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
298
00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:22,712
BOTH: Distress signal!
299
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:28,635
(REY GRUNTS)
300
00:16:28,718 --> 00:16:30,261
DARTH VADER: All too easy.
301
00:16:30,345 --> 00:16:33,097
Now I have the, uh...
302
00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:35,183
-What is this thing?
-(BEEPS)
303
00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:36,809
REY: Give that back!
304
00:16:46,861 --> 00:16:48,571
DARTH VADER: You are a Jedi?
305
00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:49,822
That's right.
306
00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:52,158
(GRUNTS)
307
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:55,161
(BOTH GRUNTING)
308
00:16:56,829 --> 00:16:58,164
Huh?
309
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,543
(REY YELLS)
310
00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:03,836
(BEEPS)
311
00:17:04,671 --> 00:17:06,047
(BOTH GRUNTING)
312
00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:20,562
Impressive. I almost feel bad
having to destroy you.
313
00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:21,938
Almost.
314
00:17:25,441 --> 00:17:27,193
(DARTH VADER BREATHING HEAVILY)
315
00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:33,741
What are you doing? Follow me.
316
00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:35,535
SNOWTROOPER: But you're right there.
317
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,036
That's not me!
318
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:41,291
Sure looks like you.
Helmet, chest buttons, heavy breathing.
319
00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:45,336
We are invading the Rebel base.
320
00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:47,297
Forget the base. Stop the girl.
321
00:17:47,380 --> 00:17:50,466
You dare contradict me?
I'm in charge here.
322
00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:51,634
No, I'm in charge!
323
00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:53,970
(BOTH GRUNTING)
324
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:55,847
Who do you think you are?
325
00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:57,974
-I'm you!
-No, you're me.
326
00:17:58,474 --> 00:18:00,143
Any idea what the protocol is here?
327
00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:02,228
(BOTH GRUNTING)
328
00:18:04,063 --> 00:18:05,523
Impressive.
329
00:18:05,857 --> 00:18:07,483
Most impressive.
330
00:18:08,234 --> 00:18:10,695
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
331
00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,199
BOTH: You are me.
332
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:17,285
-BOTH: Destroy her.
-(GRUNTS)
333
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:21,664
(YELLS)
334
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:26,377
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT)
335
00:18:26,461 --> 00:18:27,795
SNOWTROOPER: Lord Vader!
336
00:18:29,881 --> 00:18:31,841
DARTH VADER: That was weird. Come on.
337
00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:36,387
I hate you, Obi-Wan!
338
00:18:36,471 --> 00:18:39,557
Careful, Anakin. Anger leads to hate,
and hate leads to...
339
00:18:39,641 --> 00:18:40,683
I know what it leads to!
340
00:18:43,269 --> 00:18:45,063
(SNOWTROOPERS SCREAM AND GRUNT)
341
00:18:50,902 --> 00:18:53,238
I have it! Lord Vader, I have it!
342
00:18:54,072 --> 00:18:55,073
DARTH VADER: Wha...
343
00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:11,756
(COOING)
344
00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:14,717
-DARTH VADER: Aw!
-So cute.
345
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:17,679
(ALL SCREAMING)
346
00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:24,227
FODE: ...the start of the third
and final lap, Sebulba's in the lead,
347
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:26,396
followed closely by Skywalker!
348
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,274
They're side by side.
349
00:19:29,357 --> 00:19:30,608
(SCREAMS)
350
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:34,654
SNOWTROOPER: Whoa!
351
00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:38,116
FODE: I don't care what universe
you're from, that's gotta hurt!
352
00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:45,206
CLONE TROOPER 1: Ugh!
Traffic duty. The worst.
353
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:47,667
Hey! I just thought that exact thing!
354
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,378
Sometimes it feels like
we're the same person.
355
00:19:51,671 --> 00:19:54,841
BOTH: Podracers,
don't see those every day.
356
00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:57,594
BOTH: Jinx! Oh! Double jinx!
357
00:20:04,767 --> 00:20:08,521
CLONE TROOPERS:
Pull over! Pull over! Pull over!
358
00:20:17,739 --> 00:20:19,824
(REY GRUNTING)
359
00:20:25,747 --> 00:20:27,040
STORMTROOPERS: Whoa!
360
00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:33,963
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
361
00:20:42,055 --> 00:20:43,306
(SIGHS)
362
00:21:05,161 --> 00:21:06,329
ALL: Hello, there.
363
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,623
(PANTING)
364
00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:09,749
(CLEARS THROAT)
365
00:21:13,962 --> 00:21:16,631
(SPEAKING RODIAN) Oonta goota, Solos?
366
00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:17,966
(IN ENGLISH) You wanna shoot first?
367
00:21:18,049 --> 00:21:19,050
After you.
368
00:21:20,552 --> 00:21:22,262
(ALL YELLING)
369
00:21:30,353 --> 00:21:31,604
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNTING)
370
00:21:32,105 --> 00:21:34,232
DARTH VADER: Someone has trained you well.
371
00:21:34,816 --> 00:21:37,569
You have no idea.
372
00:21:37,652 --> 00:21:38,903
Who are you guys?
373
00:21:39,654 --> 00:21:41,114
Master Skywalker.
374
00:21:41,197 --> 00:21:42,198
My son!
375
00:21:42,532 --> 00:21:46,828
I mean... My, these binary Suns, um...
376
00:21:47,287 --> 00:21:48,663
sure are hot.
377
00:21:48,746 --> 00:21:49,789
What is this?
378
00:21:50,707 --> 00:21:51,749
BOTH: The key!
379
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:52,917
(REY GRUNTS)
380
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:55,461
Private farm! Private farm!
No trespassing!
381
00:21:55,545 --> 00:21:56,671
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT)
382
00:21:56,754 --> 00:21:57,922
Ow!
383
00:21:58,631 --> 00:21:59,924
ALL: Whoa!
384
00:22:02,302 --> 00:22:03,469
(BEEPING)
385
00:22:06,264 --> 00:22:07,307
(REY GRUNTS)
386
00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:09,642
The key, where's the key?
387
00:22:09,726 --> 00:22:10,810
(BEEPING)
388
00:22:15,273 --> 00:22:16,774
DARTH VADER: I'll take that.
389
00:22:18,109 --> 00:22:19,235
BB-8!
390
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,030
DARTH VADER: And that.
391
00:22:24,824 --> 00:22:26,492
(GRUNTING)
392
00:22:29,579 --> 00:22:32,290
Worst Life Day ever.
393
00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:43,051
Happy Life Day!
394
00:22:43,134 --> 00:22:45,053
Took you long enough. Now, gimme!
395
00:22:45,553 --> 00:22:47,889
Uh... What is it?
396
00:22:47,972 --> 00:22:51,768
A key that allows us to travel
across space and time.
397
00:22:51,851 --> 00:22:55,855
I have witnessed its awesome power.
With it, we can rule the galaxy.
398
00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,815
Yeah, yeah, blabbity-blah. Ooh!
399
00:22:57,899 --> 00:23:00,443
Idea! Let's go to the future.
400
00:23:00,527 --> 00:23:04,822
Jedi destroyed, Rebellion crushed,
and yours truly reigns supreme.
401
00:23:05,323 --> 00:23:07,116
(SIGHS) Let's see where I'm at in...
402
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,494
Ooh, pick a number... 30 years.
403
00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:13,957
(EMPEROR GRUNTS)
404
00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:17,544
(SCATTING)
405
00:23:19,754 --> 00:23:22,674
Who's Supreme Leader? I'm Supreme Leader.
406
00:23:22,757 --> 00:23:26,052
Do a little dance now.
Supreme Leader, Supreme Leader.
407
00:23:26,135 --> 00:23:28,346
Supreme Leader, we've prepared the...
408
00:23:28,429 --> 00:23:29,514
(SCATTING)
409
00:23:30,723 --> 00:23:35,103
(SHUDDERS) Shirts. I mean, ships to head
to the pectoral locations.
410
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,731
Platoon! Platoon locations
across the midriff.
411
00:23:38,815 --> 00:23:40,233
Rim, rim! For the...
412
00:23:41,484 --> 00:23:45,947
Navel... Navy! Nav... Know what?
I'll come back later.
413
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,034
Who is this kid?
What does he mean "Supreme Leader"?
414
00:23:50,118 --> 00:23:52,537
Is that above Emperor?
Kinda sounds like it.
415
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:56,416
(GRUNTS) I can hear you talking
and him breathing and...
416
00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:00,628
Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!
417
00:24:00,712 --> 00:24:03,673
DARTH VADER: Yup. That's me.
Wait. "Grandpa"?
418
00:24:03,756 --> 00:24:08,261
And Emperor Palpatine?
I don't believe it! How are you even here?
419
00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:10,638
Uh... Life Day miracle?
420
00:24:10,722 --> 00:24:13,766
This is so cool! You're my inspiration.
421
00:24:15,226 --> 00:24:16,352
-DARTH VADER: Uh...
-Huh.
422
00:24:16,436 --> 00:24:19,230
In fact, I'm about to finish
what you started,
423
00:24:19,314 --> 00:24:21,941
I just made myself Supreme Leader and I...
424
00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:25,069
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk about
that "Supreme Leader" stuff later.
425
00:24:25,153 --> 00:24:26,738
Let's... Let's get to me.
426
00:24:26,821 --> 00:24:31,117
So, I assume I now rule
the entire galaxy for all eternity, hmm?
427
00:24:31,743 --> 00:24:32,744
Well...
428
00:24:33,536 --> 00:24:37,957
Okay, most of the galaxy?
Some of the galaxy?
429
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:41,836
A lousy Tibanna gas mine? Anything?
430
00:24:42,212 --> 00:24:44,672
Boy, do I have a story to tell you.
431
00:24:44,756 --> 00:24:48,551
You think maybe you could put
a shirt on before you tell it? (SHUDDERS)
432
00:24:51,429 --> 00:24:54,057
Where are we? And who are you?
433
00:24:54,724 --> 00:24:58,811
Me? Oh, just the Jedi Master
who let Darth Vader on the loose
434
00:24:58,895 --> 00:25:00,647
to who knows where or when.
435
00:25:02,398 --> 00:25:07,320
Yeah... I'm only a moisture farmer.
I have no idea what a "Darth Vader" is.
436
00:25:07,403 --> 00:25:10,365
Now, if you've got questions
about vaporators, I'm your guy.
437
00:25:10,865 --> 00:25:12,951
Oh, poor BB-8.
438
00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:17,539
Hmm. Maybe I can help.
Hand me that head plate.
439
00:25:21,543 --> 00:25:24,212
(BEEPING)
440
00:25:24,295 --> 00:25:26,256
Look at that! Thank you, Luke.
441
00:25:26,339 --> 00:25:28,925
Aw, it was nothing. Whoa!
442
00:25:29,008 --> 00:25:31,177
I've never seen a droid move like that!
443
00:25:31,261 --> 00:25:32,595
(BEEPING)
444
00:25:33,429 --> 00:25:35,932
Get back here, little guy! (CHUCKLES)
445
00:25:36,015 --> 00:25:38,560
He's so cute! Look at him go!
446
00:25:39,310 --> 00:25:40,853
So, let me get this straight.
447
00:25:40,937 --> 00:25:44,107
He betrays me,
throws me down a reactor shaft,
448
00:25:44,190 --> 00:25:47,110
and I don't rule the galaxy for eternity?
449
00:25:47,193 --> 00:25:49,529
Yep, that's pretty much the story.
450
00:25:49,821 --> 00:25:51,030
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
451
00:25:51,656 --> 00:25:54,075
You, uh... You got a lightsaber, kid?
452
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,998
Ooh! (CHUCKLES)
Crackly crossguards. May I?
453
00:26:00,623 --> 00:26:02,792
Mmm! Mmm! (CHUCKLING)
454
00:26:04,002 --> 00:26:06,129
Way more impressive than his.
455
00:26:06,212 --> 00:26:07,255
DARTH VADER: I heard that.
456
00:26:07,881 --> 00:26:09,257
I know.
457
00:26:09,674 --> 00:26:13,136
How about a mask, hmm?
You, uh, got a mask?
458
00:26:13,553 --> 00:26:15,972
Well, I did. But I broke it.
459
00:26:16,598 --> 00:26:18,725
Oh, then allow me.
460
00:26:27,442 --> 00:26:29,777
Oh, that's original.
461
00:26:29,861 --> 00:26:31,112
No one asked you.
462
00:26:31,196 --> 00:26:34,490
Last question, would you ever,
under any circumstance,
463
00:26:34,574 --> 00:26:36,367
betray your master?
464
00:26:36,451 --> 00:26:39,913
Like say,
oh, throw him down a reactor shaft?
465
00:26:49,797 --> 00:26:52,175
Reactor shaft? No.
466
00:26:52,258 --> 00:26:54,010
Then come with me.
467
00:26:54,552 --> 00:26:55,637
KYLO: Where are we going?
468
00:26:57,847 --> 00:27:00,975
To change our destiny.
469
00:27:03,061 --> 00:27:04,437
(GRUNTS)
470
00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:09,984
YODA: Meanwhile, on the Millennium Falcon,
hungry and bored Chewbacca's family was.
471
00:27:11,027 --> 00:27:13,780
-(GRUNTING)
-(SCREAMING)
472
00:27:14,989 --> 00:27:16,824
Uh, what's with the smiles?
473
00:27:16,908 --> 00:27:18,952
Enjoying the biggest
intergalactic disaster
474
00:27:19,035 --> 00:27:21,246
since Jar Jar Binks' senate speech?
475
00:27:21,329 --> 00:27:22,622
Nope. That.
476
00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:24,415
(TRILLS)
477
00:27:24,791 --> 00:27:26,793
-You can set up over there, Max.
-(TRILLS)
478
00:27:26,876 --> 00:27:28,962
Um, what is Max Rebo doin' here?
479
00:27:29,045 --> 00:27:30,880
No one's listened to him
in, like, 30 years.
480
00:27:30,964 --> 00:27:32,549
We hired him to kick this party up.
481
00:27:32,632 --> 00:27:37,220
And isn't it the Max Rebo Seven?
I mean, where're the other, ya' know, six?
482
00:27:37,303 --> 00:27:38,596
(TRILLING)
483
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,014
Oh.
484
00:27:40,098 --> 00:27:41,140
My condolences.
485
00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:44,686
Guys, this is a nice thought,
but no one listens to...
486
00:27:44,769 --> 00:27:49,357
Max Rebo?
Now this is a Life Day party! (LAUGHS)
487
00:27:49,649 --> 00:27:51,568
Where's my boyfriend?
488
00:27:51,651 --> 00:27:52,902
-(ROARING)
-(LAUGHING)
489
00:27:52,986 --> 00:27:54,404
There he is!
490
00:27:54,487 --> 00:27:55,864
(LAUGHING)
491
00:27:55,947 --> 00:27:57,156
What is going on?
492
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,577
Life Day is about being with friends
and family, right?
493
00:28:00,660 --> 00:28:03,246
So, we figured the more the merrier!
494
00:28:03,329 --> 00:28:04,622
JAWA: (SPEAKING JAWANESE) Utinni!
495
00:28:04,706 --> 00:28:06,457
(SPEAKING RODIAN) Maclunkey!
496
00:28:06,541 --> 00:28:08,960
(IN ENGLISH) Off-world Jawa. Nice.
497
00:28:09,043 --> 00:28:12,881
And when you decided to invite
an entire star system for dinner,
498
00:28:12,964 --> 00:28:14,507
did you have a plan to feed them all?
499
00:28:14,591 --> 00:28:16,593
-Of course, we did.
-(R2-D2 BEEPING)
500
00:28:16,676 --> 00:28:22,056
Oh, Zorii! I knew you'd be back,
with a bunch of tip-yip.
501
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,850
Straight to the galley with those, Zorii.
502
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:26,769
Please be a cape, please be a cape.
503
00:28:27,770 --> 00:28:28,938
It's a wrap!
504
00:28:30,148 --> 00:28:32,734
This is one of my favorites.
Hope it's one of yours.
505
00:28:32,817 --> 00:28:34,152
(MUSIC PLAYING)
506
00:28:35,904 --> 00:28:41,117
(SINGING IN HUTTESE)
507
00:28:44,579 --> 00:28:47,332
(IN ENGLISH) In the original Huttese.
Cool.
508
00:28:47,415 --> 00:28:52,253
(BOTH SINGING IN HUTTESE)
509
00:28:57,175 --> 00:28:58,176
(CRYING)
510
00:28:58,259 --> 00:28:59,260
(IN ENGLISH) Joy.
511
00:28:59,928 --> 00:29:04,224
Nice, right? Second Death Star!
We built two o' these bad boys!
512
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:08,061
I know! And that's how we got
the idea for Starkiller Base!
513
00:29:08,144 --> 00:29:11,814
Ooh! "Starkiller"! (CHUCKLING)
514
00:29:11,898 --> 00:29:13,107
Good name!
515
00:29:13,191 --> 00:29:14,192
DARTH VADER: Hey!
516
00:29:14,275 --> 00:29:16,277
Oh. You.
517
00:29:16,361 --> 00:29:17,654
Forgot you're still here.
518
00:29:17,737 --> 00:29:20,031
Skywalker is down
on the Forest Moon of Endor.
519
00:29:20,114 --> 00:29:21,407
Go. Fetch.
520
00:29:22,742 --> 00:29:23,993
Fine!
521
00:29:26,621 --> 00:29:31,042
Nice, right? Spins in both directions.
Ooh! Whoo!
522
00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:33,044
Uh, not to point out the obvious,
523
00:29:33,127 --> 00:29:36,798
but sending Vader down to the Forest Moon
above Endor to get Skywalker
524
00:29:36,881 --> 00:29:40,093
sets off the exact chain of events
that ends with Vader
525
00:29:40,176 --> 00:29:43,137
picking you up and chucking
you down a reactor shaft.
526
00:29:43,221 --> 00:29:45,723
And there's no coming back from that.
527
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:47,392
Yeah, so?
528
00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:50,436
So, aren't you worried
about your apprentice betraying you?
529
00:29:51,187 --> 00:29:55,316
Ah, you mean my former apprentice?
530
00:29:57,110 --> 00:29:58,444
REY: Way to go, Rey.
531
00:29:58,528 --> 00:30:01,155
If you'd just listened to your friends
and stayed on the Falcon,
532
00:30:01,239 --> 00:30:02,657
none of this would have happened.
533
00:30:03,157 --> 00:30:08,204
But instead, you ignored them and...
And now you're talking to yourself.
534
00:30:08,288 --> 00:30:11,499
YODA: Upset, young Rey was. And alone.
535
00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:13,501
And hearing things.
536
00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:14,836
YODA: You are not.
537
00:30:16,963 --> 00:30:19,799
Master Yoda? I... I don't believe it!
538
00:30:19,883 --> 00:30:23,803
With all you've seen today,
so impossible to believe, is it? Hmm?
539
00:30:23,887 --> 00:30:27,390
Master Yoda. I failed completely.
540
00:30:27,473 --> 00:30:28,766
So sure, are you?
541
00:30:28,850 --> 00:30:31,686
Failed to teach Finn.
Failed to stop Darth Vader.
542
00:30:31,769 --> 00:30:34,606
Failed to find a way out of here.
Pretty sure, yeah.
543
00:30:34,689 --> 00:30:36,107
All teachers fail.
544
00:30:36,191 --> 00:30:38,693
Saw my failure with Luke
on Dagobah, you did.
545
00:30:38,776 --> 00:30:41,321
-That's different.
-No, no different.
546
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,656
From failure we can learn.
547
00:30:43,740 --> 00:30:46,284
Learn to be a better student
or better teacher.
548
00:30:47,243 --> 00:30:48,286
(SIGHS)
549
00:30:48,369 --> 00:30:51,831
Come. Let me show you
what you failed to see.
550
00:30:53,041 --> 00:30:54,417
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
551
00:30:59,839 --> 00:31:01,049
REY: I'm home?
552
00:31:01,132 --> 00:31:03,927
No. Here, but not here, you are. To learn.
553
00:31:04,010 --> 00:31:05,011
POE: Look out!
554
00:31:05,094 --> 00:31:08,181
-(PORGS GIBBERING)
-(FINN EXCLAIMS)
555
00:31:11,017 --> 00:31:12,769
Whoa! Where'd you learn that?
556
00:31:12,852 --> 00:31:15,063
Rey taught me to be
mindful of my surroundings.
557
00:31:15,146 --> 00:31:16,147
Rey's a good teacher.
558
00:31:16,231 --> 00:31:17,232
The best.
559
00:31:18,066 --> 00:31:19,442
Wise, Finn is.
560
00:31:19,526 --> 00:31:21,945
No. Wrong, Finn is.
561
00:31:22,028 --> 00:31:23,404
I don't understand.
562
00:31:23,488 --> 00:31:27,575
I've pored over the Jedi texts.
Memorized all there is to know.
563
00:31:27,659 --> 00:31:30,370
Dedicated myself
to passing on that knowledge.
564
00:31:31,538 --> 00:31:33,873
Are you sure I'm ready to become a Jedi?
565
00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:36,084
Hand me the lightsaber.
566
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:38,211
(SIGHS) Guess not.
567
00:31:38,294 --> 00:31:42,215
Oh, no. Instead of helping Finn,
I hurt his feelings.
568
00:31:42,298 --> 00:31:46,427
So focused on the books you were,
the most important thing you forgot.
569
00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:50,473
Knowledge and training, a Jedi needs. Yes.
570
00:31:50,557 --> 00:31:54,227
But useless these are, without connection.
571
00:31:55,937 --> 00:31:57,105
What do you see?
572
00:31:57,897 --> 00:32:00,233
Jedi Masters and their students.
573
00:32:00,775 --> 00:32:03,236
Students, yes. But also...
574
00:32:03,653 --> 00:32:05,280
Friends.
575
00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:09,617
Hmm. Understand now, you do?
576
00:32:09,701 --> 00:32:12,203
A happy Life Day, I wish you, young Rey.
577
00:32:13,413 --> 00:32:15,540
Happy Life Day, Master Yoda.
578
00:32:17,959 --> 00:32:20,003
Oh, wait! How do we get out of here?
579
00:32:20,086 --> 00:32:22,380
What about Vader? And the Emperor?
580
00:32:22,463 --> 00:32:24,841
Showed you all you need to know, I did.
581
00:32:24,924 --> 00:32:27,635
(CHUCKLES) The power all along, you had.
582
00:32:28,887 --> 00:32:31,139
-Whoa!
-(GASPS) Oh.
583
00:32:31,222 --> 00:32:32,807
I didn't mean to scare you.
584
00:32:32,891 --> 00:32:34,684
Did you find that key you're lookin' for?
585
00:32:35,643 --> 00:32:37,061
-No.
-Oh.
586
00:32:37,145 --> 00:32:39,314
I thought maybe that was
what the green guy meant
587
00:32:39,397 --> 00:32:42,066
when he said,
"You had the power all along."
588
00:32:42,150 --> 00:32:43,443
You saw that?
589
00:32:43,526 --> 00:32:45,236
At least, I think that's what he said.
590
00:32:45,778 --> 00:32:46,988
It was kinda all backwards-y.
591
00:32:47,572 --> 00:32:49,616
"Had the power all along."
592
00:32:49,699 --> 00:32:51,326
Luke! Thank you.
593
00:32:51,409 --> 00:32:53,369
-For what?
-For teaching me something.
594
00:33:00,793 --> 00:33:02,420
(EXHALES)
595
00:33:11,429 --> 00:33:14,724
YODA: All living things,
the Force connects.
596
00:33:15,642 --> 00:33:16,768
Reach out...
597
00:33:18,478 --> 00:33:22,565
YODA: In connection, strength we find.
598
00:33:23,566 --> 00:33:27,195
And happen, great things can.
599
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,621
-You did it!
-No, we did it!
600
00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:38,623
-Come on!
-Where are we going?
601
00:33:38,706 --> 00:33:39,958
To set things right.
602
00:33:46,130 --> 00:33:49,092
So, do you understand the plan?
603
00:33:49,175 --> 00:33:50,885
KYLO: Whee!
604
00:33:50,969 --> 00:33:54,556
Oh! Both ways!
605
00:33:54,639 --> 00:33:55,807
The plan. Do you...
606
00:33:57,892 --> 00:33:59,435
Do you understand it?
607
00:33:59,519 --> 00:34:01,229
When Vader returns with Skywalker,
608
00:34:01,312 --> 00:34:04,232
I grab them and I chuck them
both in the reactor.
609
00:34:04,315 --> 00:34:06,734
That's right! (SCOFFS)
See how they like it.
610
00:34:06,818 --> 00:34:11,030
Then you and I rule
the galaxy for all eternity.
611
00:34:11,114 --> 00:34:16,995
The Emperor and his faithful
second-in-command, the Supreme Leader.
612
00:34:17,078 --> 00:34:19,372
(SIGHS) Master, I'm unsure.
613
00:34:19,455 --> 00:34:21,833
Oh, no, no, no. As you can see,
614
00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:25,169
"Emperor" is clearly
above "Supreme Leader."
615
00:34:26,254 --> 00:34:28,965
Speaking of which, scoochy scooch!
616
00:34:29,716 --> 00:34:32,510
No, I'm good with throwing
my Uncle Luke down a reactor.
617
00:34:32,594 --> 00:34:34,470
But Grandpa Vader too?
618
00:34:34,554 --> 00:34:37,223
Hey, don't get cold feet on me now, kid.
619
00:34:41,394 --> 00:34:42,687
What is that?
620
00:34:46,357 --> 00:34:47,358
Ben?
621
00:34:47,442 --> 00:34:48,818
Ben? Who's Ben?
622
00:34:48,902 --> 00:34:52,322
That's "Supreme Leader Kylo Ren" to you!
623
00:34:52,405 --> 00:34:54,449
Check out this place!
624
00:34:54,532 --> 00:34:57,535
You! You're gonna pay
for what you did to me!
625
00:34:57,619 --> 00:34:58,870
What I did to him?
626
00:34:58,953 --> 00:35:00,580
I... I don't even know who he is.
627
00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:03,833
Less talky-talky, more fighty-fighty!
Destroy them!
628
00:35:06,169 --> 00:35:07,503
(BOTH GRUNTING)
629
00:35:10,715 --> 00:35:11,758
(BEEPING)
630
00:35:18,181 --> 00:35:20,141
Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Dark side.
631
00:35:20,975 --> 00:35:22,560
No one hurts my friend!
632
00:35:22,685 --> 00:35:23,770
(GRUNTS)
633
00:35:27,982 --> 00:35:29,651
(GRUNTS) Whoa!
634
00:35:31,110 --> 00:35:34,239
Excellent work, my new apprentice.
635
00:35:34,322 --> 00:35:36,991
Now destroy Skywalker.
636
00:35:37,075 --> 00:35:38,284
KYLO: With pleasure.
637
00:35:38,368 --> 00:35:39,702
(BEEPING)
638
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,418
(KYLO GRUNTING)
639
00:35:47,502 --> 00:35:51,005
Fine, destroy the girl first.
Then Skywalker.
640
00:35:51,089 --> 00:35:54,133
Oh, and if Vader ever bothers
to show up, destroy him too.
641
00:35:54,759 --> 00:35:56,094
DARTH VADER: Wait. What?
642
00:35:56,177 --> 00:35:58,054
-KYLO: Uncle Luke?
-"Uncle"?
643
00:35:58,137 --> 00:35:59,556
(CHUCKLING)
644
00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:01,099
This just got interesting.
645
00:36:01,182 --> 00:36:04,143
What did you mean by, "Destroy Vader too"?
646
00:36:04,227 --> 00:36:06,980
-Um...
-(BEEPING)
647
00:36:09,899 --> 00:36:11,901
(REY AND DARTH VADER GRUNT)
648
00:36:11,985 --> 00:36:13,820
No time to explain. We need to...
649
00:36:13,903 --> 00:36:16,823
Stop everyone in a black cape.
I know the drill.
650
00:36:18,199 --> 00:36:20,076
Okay, they want to destroy me.
651
00:36:20,702 --> 00:36:22,453
As do you. And you.
652
00:36:22,537 --> 00:36:25,707
Really not sure whose side I'm on here.
653
00:36:25,790 --> 00:36:27,959
-Mine!
-KYLO: What about me?
654
00:36:28,042 --> 00:36:32,255
Fine! You too! Okay? All of us!
Make with the fighty-fighty!
655
00:36:49,522 --> 00:36:51,191
KYLO: I've always hated you!
656
00:36:51,274 --> 00:36:53,735
Kid, I've never
seen you before in my life.
657
00:36:54,652 --> 00:36:57,530
-KYLO: Ow!
-Oopsie! Zappity, zappity, zappity!
658
00:36:58,406 --> 00:37:00,825
(LAUGHING)
659
00:37:01,576 --> 00:37:04,037
(GRUNTING)
660
00:37:06,331 --> 00:37:07,332
(REY YELLS)
661
00:37:09,292 --> 00:37:10,418
(REY GRUNTS)
662
00:37:13,254 --> 00:37:17,008
Join me and together
we can rule the galaxy!
663
00:37:17,091 --> 00:37:18,551
Good.
664
00:37:18,635 --> 00:37:19,719
Wait, what now?
665
00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:21,679
(BEEPING)
666
00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:33,233
Really should've seen that coming.
(YELLS)
667
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:34,901
Goodbye, Ben.
668
00:37:35,401 --> 00:37:36,444
(YELLING)
669
00:37:43,201 --> 00:37:44,202
No!
670
00:37:45,537 --> 00:37:49,874
No! No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
671
00:37:54,754 --> 00:37:56,256
Enough, Lord Vader!
672
00:37:56,339 --> 00:37:58,633
I will finish this.
673
00:37:59,384 --> 00:38:01,261
(SCREAMS AND GRUNTS)
674
00:38:01,678 --> 00:38:02,762
(GROANS)
675
00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:04,013
No!
676
00:38:04,097 --> 00:38:09,102
And now, you will feel
the full power of the dark side.
677
00:38:09,185 --> 00:38:10,853
(DARTH VADER GRUNTING)
678
00:38:12,438 --> 00:38:14,232
(EMPEROR LAUGHING)
679
00:38:15,066 --> 00:38:17,694
-DARTH VADER: Ow!
-That's for throwing me in the reactor!
680
00:38:17,777 --> 00:38:19,696
-I didn't!
-Well, not yet.
681
00:38:19,779 --> 00:38:21,155
Zippity, zappity, zappity!
682
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,199
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
683
00:38:23,950 --> 00:38:25,869
(GROANING)
684
00:38:25,952 --> 00:38:27,787
You are most impressive.
685
00:38:27,871 --> 00:38:32,542
Perhaps, you'd like to join me
as my new, new apprentice.
686
00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:34,919
You, me, and that key.
687
00:38:35,545 --> 00:38:37,088
Me, join you?
688
00:38:37,171 --> 00:38:38,172
Never!
689
00:38:38,256 --> 00:38:40,592
You've failed before. You'll fail again.
690
00:38:40,675 --> 00:38:43,595
Good will always triumph over evil.
691
00:38:43,678 --> 00:38:45,471
Yes, well, we'll see about that.
692
00:38:45,555 --> 00:38:47,390
(GRUNTING)
693
00:38:49,517 --> 00:38:50,810
(SCREAMS)
694
00:38:50,894 --> 00:38:55,815
If you won't join me,
then I will go back and destroy Skywalker!
695
00:38:56,399 --> 00:38:59,819
Both of them. And Kylo Ren! And Vader!
696
00:38:59,903 --> 00:39:05,033
I will rule the galaxy forever,
by myself like I always should have.
697
00:39:05,116 --> 00:39:07,243
It is my destiny.
698
00:39:07,327 --> 00:39:08,411
No!
699
00:39:08,494 --> 00:39:09,913
(REY GRUNTS)
700
00:39:11,414 --> 00:39:13,208
Pathetic girl.
701
00:39:13,291 --> 00:39:16,169
Did you really think
you could defeat me alone?
702
00:39:16,252 --> 00:39:18,588
I am not alone.
703
00:39:25,553 --> 00:39:27,472
DARTH VADER: I'm coming, my Master.
704
00:39:29,390 --> 00:39:32,810
Luke? Do you remember
the first Jedi lesson you ever learned?
705
00:39:33,853 --> 00:39:35,313
-Let...
-Go!
706
00:39:36,397 --> 00:39:37,690
(LAUGHING)
707
00:39:37,774 --> 00:39:39,067
What? (GRUNTING)
708
00:39:39,150 --> 00:39:41,486
Get off of me, you oaf!
709
00:39:43,363 --> 00:39:45,740
-Are you all right?
-I've been worse.
710
00:39:46,783 --> 00:39:48,034
Give me a hand, BB-8.
711
00:39:51,746 --> 00:39:53,039
LUKE: Where are you going?
712
00:39:53,122 --> 00:39:54,916
To put "you" back where you belong.
713
00:39:54,999 --> 00:39:57,460
Well, not "you" you. This you.
714
00:39:57,544 --> 00:39:59,212
Don't you want to see what happens?
715
00:39:59,295 --> 00:40:01,422
DARTH VADER: I'm sorry.
EMPEROR: One simple screw up!
716
00:40:01,506 --> 00:40:03,424
-DARTH VADER: Just move!
-Can't you do anything right?
717
00:40:03,508 --> 00:40:04,634
I already know.
718
00:40:05,343 --> 00:40:06,678
May the Force be with you.
719
00:40:08,555 --> 00:40:09,764
Nice kid.
720
00:40:09,847 --> 00:40:11,307
Oh, perfect.
721
00:40:11,391 --> 00:40:12,809
Now they're getting away.
722
00:40:12,892 --> 00:40:14,352
And it's all your...
723
00:40:14,435 --> 00:40:16,521
Huh? Hey! Put me down!
724
00:40:17,272 --> 00:40:20,483
DARTH VADER: I'm done
taking orders from you.
725
00:40:24,487 --> 00:40:27,615
Hey, what's with the sweater? (SCREAMING)
726
00:40:27,699 --> 00:40:30,159
Happy Life Day!
727
00:40:34,289 --> 00:40:37,584
"Galaxy's Best Emperor." (SCOFFS)
728
00:40:38,543 --> 00:40:40,920
Huh. This is actually pretty thoughtful.
729
00:40:41,546 --> 00:40:42,839
Why was I so mean about it?
730
00:40:42,922 --> 00:40:46,175
In fact, why am I always so mean?
731
00:40:46,259 --> 00:40:47,385
(GASPS)
732
00:40:48,136 --> 00:40:50,638
It's a Life Day miracle!
733
00:40:50,722 --> 00:40:51,723
Oh, that's it.
734
00:40:51,806 --> 00:40:54,350
That's it! From now on, no more dark side!
735
00:40:54,434 --> 00:40:56,728
No more ruling the galaxy!
736
00:40:56,811 --> 00:41:01,399
Ol' Sheevy Palpatine
is gonna change his way. (SCREAMING)
737
00:41:06,946 --> 00:41:09,991
(BEEPING)
738
00:41:10,074 --> 00:41:12,535
He'll be fine. He's one tough Jedi.
739
00:41:14,204 --> 00:41:15,371
He just doesn't know it yet.
740
00:41:16,539 --> 00:41:18,875
Come on. There's still
one more thing we need to fix.
741
00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:20,084
(BEEPS)
742
00:41:42,774 --> 00:41:44,484
(BEEPS)
743
00:41:52,909 --> 00:41:54,911
(MUSIC PLAYING)
744
00:41:57,789 --> 00:41:59,999
(ALL CHEERING)
745
00:42:07,882 --> 00:42:10,009
Who's hungry?
746
00:42:10,134 --> 00:42:11,427
(ALL CHEERING)
747
00:42:11,511 --> 00:42:12,554
FINN: Me! Me! Me!
748
00:42:13,263 --> 00:42:15,348
Mmm! Do I smell tip-yip?
749
00:42:15,765 --> 00:42:17,016
-Rey!
-(ROARS)
750
00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:18,351
Look at all this!
751
00:42:18,935 --> 00:42:20,645
Glad we made it back in time!
752
00:42:20,728 --> 00:42:22,146
-So are we.
-(ROARS)
753
00:42:22,230 --> 00:42:25,608
C-3PO: Oh, my!
That must've been quite an adventure.
754
00:42:26,484 --> 00:42:29,320
-How many Master Skywalkers?
-(BB-8 BEEPS)
755
00:42:29,404 --> 00:42:30,613
That sounds quite impossible.
756
00:42:30,697 --> 00:42:32,991
Did you find what you were
lookin' for at the temple?
757
00:42:33,074 --> 00:42:36,619
Turns out what
I was looking for was right here.
758
00:42:37,245 --> 00:42:38,371
-ROSE: Aw!
-(POE WHIMPERING)
759
00:42:38,454 --> 00:42:41,082
Oh, all right, you two, enough hugging.
760
00:42:41,165 --> 00:42:42,709
Come on. Let's eat.
761
00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:44,335
Are you crying again?
762
00:42:44,419 --> 00:42:46,296
No, pollen!
763
00:42:48,464 --> 00:42:51,801
Care to do the honors, Jedi Party Master?
764
00:42:52,302 --> 00:42:53,595
I think Finn should do it.
765
00:42:54,137 --> 00:42:55,805
But you're going to need this.
766
00:42:56,514 --> 00:42:57,724
Whoa!
767
00:42:58,641 --> 00:43:00,935
So, I am ready to become a Jedi.
768
00:43:01,019 --> 00:43:03,229
And now, I'm ready to train you.
769
00:43:05,148 --> 00:43:06,149
(INHALES)
770
00:43:06,232 --> 00:43:08,610
Okay. Let go,
771
00:43:08,693 --> 00:43:11,613
let go, let go.
772
00:43:15,074 --> 00:43:16,075
Oh.
773
00:43:16,618 --> 00:43:18,620
-(POE CRYING)
-Oh, Finn!
774
00:43:19,329 --> 00:43:20,997
We'll work on that. Together.
775
00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:26,044
-C-3PO: Oh, my!
-No way.
776
00:43:26,127 --> 00:43:29,923
C-3PO: Snow on Kashyyyk.
Why, the odds of this happening are...
777
00:43:30,798 --> 00:43:33,343
Oh, where is everybody? Wait for me!
778
00:43:34,427 --> 00:43:36,387
Whoa! Whoo! (CHUCKLES)
779
00:43:36,471 --> 00:43:38,056
(ALL CHUCKLING)
780
00:43:39,807 --> 00:43:40,892
(BEEPING)
781
00:43:40,975 --> 00:43:43,186
Hey, careful,
that's not a snowball, that's BB-8!
782
00:43:44,395 --> 00:43:45,522
(ROARING)
783
00:43:46,356 --> 00:43:47,774
(GIBBERING)
784
00:43:50,109 --> 00:43:51,402
Whoo! (CHUCKLING)
785
00:43:51,486 --> 00:43:52,862
D-O: Whee! Whee!
786
00:43:56,950 --> 00:43:57,951
-Hey!
-Look out!
787
00:44:03,164 --> 00:44:04,541
YODA: A time of joy.
788
00:44:05,542 --> 00:44:06,834
Of friendship.
789
00:44:07,502 --> 00:44:08,670
Of family.
790
00:44:09,629 --> 00:44:12,799
-All of this, Life Day is.
-(BB-8 BEEPING)
791
00:44:12,882 --> 00:44:14,759
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
792
00:44:19,389 --> 00:44:22,183
And a happy one, I wish you.