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肉罷不能
字幕：Charlie Fan

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柯太太,一千八

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- 讓你久等了
- 真好!謝謝

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希望您滿意

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那還用說

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- 發票拿了?
- 有

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- 謝謝
- 歡迎再來

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還久等哩!

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每塊肉都有馬殺雞,幹嘛要不一樣?

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都一樣啦

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如果對我能像對肉或對狗...

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那樣殷勤

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我的人生就變彩色

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快想點辦法!

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蔬菜萬歲!

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銀行拒絕貸款,我們完蛋了

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想開點,親愛的

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別被收銀機拴住你一輩子

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我辭掉醫院工作後心情好多了

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再說,馬克一個月賺五十萬

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加上津贴和福利

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但還是...

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別哭別哭,小蘇

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你知道我對文生沒意見

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但你該找個善待你的好男人

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他上次送你禮物是何時啦?

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我不是在講錢,好嗎?

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馬克送我

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這套絲綢也不過一萬六

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但你至少也該有幾件可愛的純棉T恤

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還小人國?

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我看比較像是妖怪村!

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兩個人一萬二

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但我們捨得,摩洛哥菜真好吃

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摩洛哥人也很親切

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哪像這裡的人

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然而，貧困是可怕的

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馬克給一個街頭吸毒小孩五十歐元

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讓他"黏住"幾天!

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樂泰膠水啊...

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喔,那個強力膠水...

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我們考慮買在那裏房子

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你可以花一千兩百萬買一個有游泳池的房子

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請佣人很便宜

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但我們可能要開第四家肉店

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每個月要賣掉兩噸肉

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每間店

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喔,親愛的!

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這個月

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這個月我賺了四百萬

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把他可累翻了

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這個送你,文生

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這是什麼?

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打開看

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一支十萬

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馬克買最貴的十六萬,對吧?

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謝了,可是我沒執照

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我沒執照!

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我給你

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.能解決三十米內的豬

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他們也比素食主義者更重!

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來看看

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別鬧了,馬克

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嘿,別孬了!

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我們累得像狗一樣,卻讓那些痞子

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來鬧我們

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該給他們好看!

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好棒好棒,親愛的!

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死翹翹

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看鴨子還叫不叫!

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來

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收下吧

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想到馬克要開第四家店

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是啊,可以賣更多打荷爾蒙的肉!

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連胖子都不吃

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我倒想賣賣看

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看在他們有豪宅的份上

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又能去度假,還可以嘿咻...

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他們有嘿咻耶,文生!

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不好意思,但我決定了,我要分手

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我需要有個男人來給我咻咻

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聽到沒?

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你瘋了嗎?

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那是破壞我們店的素食主義者

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我要讓他菊花開花!

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讓他後悔一輩子

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葛屁了嗎?

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如果他吃肉,就不會那麼虛

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然後呢?

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別問我!狂倒車的又不是我

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最好...

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打給警察說有車禍

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你顯然超速車上又有槍?

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這混蛋毀我們店,你還要過日子!

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動動腦吧

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那你有何高見?

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學黃秋生

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黃秋生?

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是啊

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黃秋生是哪位?

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這個黃秋生,演紅「人肉叉燒包」

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賣座1,500萬港幣

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他殺害飯店老闆一家九口及一名員工

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把死者屍體做成叉燒包

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並在店裡賣,因此本案又稱人肉叉燒包

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這個尚保羅·埃米爾,是個盜墓怪

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尚保羅小時候被診斷出患有白血病

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由於厭恨醫院的小醜們

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總共殺了34人

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還...

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還沒睡?

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睡不著

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遇到這種事哪睡得著

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不是的,文生

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别提了

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- 但那個吃素的...
- 我說别提了

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就當沒事吧

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夠啦

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他還把有名小丑瑞奇德的屍體

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拿去餵獅子

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你要幹嘛?

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睡覺啊

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可是文生...

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我們分手了,該分房睡了

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我不會碰你

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就跟平常一樣...

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那我還能睡哪?

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該起床啦!

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我沒睡,我葛屁了

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- 東西呢?
- 什麼?

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腿肉火腿

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在切片機上

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先問一下嘛!

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你才剛起床說

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- 賣出去了嗎?
- 這是什麼問題?

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我問有賣掉嗎

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你們的火腿肉,真是好吃

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我再來十片

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看到沒?我就說嘛

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文生?

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換別種好嗎?又新鮮也不錯吃

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柯太太要火腿,就給她火腿

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是沒錯啦,可是今天...

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你們供應商換了嗎?

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- 沒
- 是

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有嗎?

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你又沒講

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來點我嚐嚐

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文生

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真要嚐?

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要,但我可以自己來

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- 不用,我...
- 謝啦

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- 我來
- 好啊

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- 我來
- 好啊,別讓我等太久喔

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好小一片!

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麻煩大片一點好嗎?

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孩子還好嗎?

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很好,謝謝

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天啊

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如何?

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這是...

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- 比戈爾火腿?
- 不是,不是比戈爾火腿

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我不知道

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但太好吃了,對吧?

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這是...

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這是一種豬肉...伊朗來的

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伊朗?

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伊朗豬肉?

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伊朗種

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因為革命後

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伊斯蘭教什葉派

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在七零年代

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禁吃豬肉

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把所有豬都殺光了

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但還是有人偷養

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一個法國人想辦法

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從伊朗弄了...一些來

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沒聽過!

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謝謝啦

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- 柯太太,謝謝
- 再見

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新標籤不錯

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顏色漂亮

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伊朗豬肉蛤?

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是哪個法國人?

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- 就馬丁啊
- 馬丁?

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放屁!我們還欠他錢

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文生,這是什麼豬肉蛤?

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我本來昨晚要跟你講的說

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我沒學黃秋生

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還黃秋生

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我想最好把他變成肉塊

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然後和逾期的東西一起扔掉

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一點一點丟

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你給老娘吃人肉?

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他生前吃素

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他們是食草動物

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柯太太也是

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馬上處理

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不,文生,等等!

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可是好好吃

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- 你瘋啦?
- 嚐嚐看嘛

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神經喔!

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你會為我吃過感到高興

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你哪知啊

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像你這樣的肉食者怎能錯過

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嚐嚐看嘛

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來嘛,就一嗲嗲

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真有那麼好吃?

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我還想多吃點

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不行,要丟掉

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文生,等等,浪費太可惜了

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你不知道嗎?

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完美的謀殺就是沒屍體

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不需要埋或燒,頂多拉出來!

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這是同類自相殘殺

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別誇張了!

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我們吃耶穌身體吃了兩千年了

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也沒人跟神父說不啊

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哈囉

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抱歉,我們不是回教店

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你們的火腿如雷貫耳

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伊朗豬肉,對吧?

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柯太太送我一些,好吃的不得了

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給我來三片

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麻煩給我伊拉克豬肉

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- 是伊朗豬肉
- 還不是一樣

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麻煩給我伊朗豬肉

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- 買三公斤伊朗豬肉
- 兩塊豬排

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- 買伊朗火腿
- 來點伊朗豬肋

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買伊朗豬肉

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- 聽說好吃的不得了
- 也沒那麼好啦

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其實也沒什麼

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我要嚐嚐

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再來十份肋骨

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週末我用融化的乳酪烤豬肉

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現在我想試試排骨

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配花生和乳酪的醬

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絕配啊

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這要怎麼處理?切片嗎?

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麻煩了

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我想說的是

242
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我們還在調查

243
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我們會把那些暴徒做成肉醬

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你會害我們被抓

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出去!

246
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喔,不會吧!

247
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我就說嘛?

248
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我看你把最後的全梭了

249
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只是嚐嚐

250
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不想吃就都給我吃

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別那樣看我

252
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半斤八兩

253
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小道消息的推銷力量太驚人啦

254
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就算賣四十歐元也會賣翻天

255
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那還用說

256
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從沒吃過這麼好吃的

257
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但這是最後一塊了

258
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想像一下如果我們開個素食者農場

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沒錯!

260
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我會帶他們上牧場

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順便擠牛奶喔

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如果把他們當獵物呢打?

263
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用膠水嗎?

264
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想像一下,素食主義者被包在他的蔬菜袋裡!

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我們可以挽救這間店

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你現在在幹什麼?

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我在生物科大念

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農學和生物技術

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濃血和生物技術

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是農學

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太棒了

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多有抱負啊

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吃飯囉?

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來吧

275
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盧卡斯,你最喜歡吃哪個部位?

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盧卡斯怕你會不喜歡

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因為...

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他吃素

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難免啦...

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我想先說清楚

281
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我知道有人去毀你們的店

282
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我唾棄這種行為

283
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並非我們所有人都是極端分子

284
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對我來說,這只是個人選擇

285
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我不想要求別人也這樣

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那很好啊

287
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對吧,文生?

288
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當然,說得好

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那親愛的,你照樣還是要腿嗎?

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不了

291
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我也不吃葷了

292
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基於對盧卡斯的尊重

293
00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,092
但這是他個人的選擇

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- 沒錯
- 正好!

295
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要是她吃完肉然後跟我打啵呢?

296
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那就變成她強迫我跟她一樣

297
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那當然

298
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那當然

299
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- 那來點蘑菇?
- 當然不行

300
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她也不能吃蘑菇

301
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已經跟雞肉碰到了

302
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不好意思

303
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那就變成她...

304
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強迫你跟她一樣

305
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你懂喔!

306
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葡萄酒呢?

307
00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:58,633
謝了,我只喝純素酒

308
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純素酒?

309
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傳統的葡萄酒,會弄碎葡萄

310
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會弄死成千上萬的昆蟲

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紅酒成了蚊子,螞蟻

312
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蛞蝓和蝸牛的血液

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- 可憐喔
- 是啊

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你們所謂的聖愛美濃酒莊

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我叫它聖愛美濃集中營

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這是自由世界

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但乳酪其實是違反人性的

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餵克羅伊喝奶時,想像乳農

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正強迫乳牛擠奶

320
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這是不折不扣的奴隸制度

321
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蛋糕裡有蛋

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我尊重你的喜好,但蛋等於母雞的肉

323
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想像每天一早就有人拿走你的蛋?

324
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我停經了

325
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看得出!

326
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像你這樣的老牛會怎麼樣?

327
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宰了賣囉

328
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保重,親愛的,很高興認識你

329
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多謝咖啡啊!

330
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- 是啊!
- 再見

331
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什麼人都有

332
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- 出發
- 去哪?

333
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實踐個人選擇囉

334
00:24:11,133 --> 00:24:13,467
那個服務生怎麼樣?

335
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,217
太瘦了,沒幾兩肉

336
00:24:16,592 --> 00:24:19,258
雪花豬肉片要挑肥的

337
00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:25,543
- 玩手機的那個
- 不行

338
00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:28,050
但他很完美啊!年輕又胖

339
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,842
符合我們需要

340
00:24:30,008 --> 00:24:32,258
他都沒跟老婆說話

341
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那又怎樣?

342
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,633
這一對很不幸福

343
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男的壓力好大

344
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有壓力的肉很老

345
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根本咬不動

346
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所以你很安全囉

347
00:24:50,717 --> 00:24:52,675
點豆腐腸好了

348
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你的雪花肉進來了!

349
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不行

350
00:24:59,967 --> 00:25:02,008
不可以對女人下手

351
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,092
你怎不留意小孩子?

352
00:25:06,258 --> 00:25:07,425
我喜歡小牛肉

353
00:25:08,092 --> 00:25:09,550
你有病

354
00:25:11,217 --> 00:25:12,967
變性人更棒

355
00:25:13,133 --> 00:25:13,925
少廢話!

356
00:25:14,092 --> 00:25:17,133
很明顯的：牛肉來自閹割的公牛

357
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:18,925
也沒咖好

358
00:25:19,092 --> 00:25:20,675
有變性的吃素嗎?

359
00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:22,725
怎麼沒有?

360
00:25:22,758 --> 00:25:25,258
他們把小雞雞喀嚓又不吃!

361
00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:29,967
假如要變性的素食者

362
00:25:30,133 --> 00:25:31,467
不如把店關了

363
00:25:31,633 --> 00:25:32,967
選好沒?

364
00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,508
你太瘦啦

365
00:25:34,675 --> 00:25:35,717
對不起,我選...

366
00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:37,508
藜麥牛排

367
00:25:38,675 --> 00:25:40,758
我想嚐嚐你們的豆腐腸

368
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,758
請問一下喔,你們素食店

369
00:25:43,925 --> 00:25:48,008
菜單菜名素菜就素菜,幹嘛都要冠上葷菜名?

370
00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:50,467
人家吃葷的店

371
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,758
都不會這樣

372
00:25:54,883 --> 00:25:57,133
我不知道,我去問老闆

373
00:25:58,133 --> 00:25:59,258
史提芬!

374
00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:01,508
什麼事?

375
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,967
你好啊,史提芬

376
00:26:05,675 --> 00:26:07,633
- 店不錯啊
- 謝謝

377
00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,175
我們感到賓至如歸

378
00:26:16,217 --> 00:26:19,925
- 我下不了手
- 文生,你不動手嗎!

379
00:26:20,967 --> 00:26:22,925
那一隻正合你意啊

380
00:26:23,092 --> 00:26:24,883
又白,又肥又有雪花

381
00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:26,592
他好像人不錯

382
00:26:27,133 --> 00:26:29,133
想想素食者是怎麼毀我們店的?

383
00:26:29,925 --> 00:26:31,883
或是那個帶壞我們克羅伊的?

384
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:34,050
你到底要不要讓我們活下去?

385
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,425
- 要還是不要?
- 好吧,我來

386
00:26:37,967 --> 00:26:39,508
我去牽車

387
00:26:40,508 --> 00:26:42,550
- 你不上嗎?
- 不

388
00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:01,425
真主至大!

389
00:27:16,675 --> 00:27:17,800
快走!

390
00:27:18,342 --> 00:27:20,092
你幹嘛叫"真主至大"?

391
00:27:20,258 --> 00:27:22,967
讓人以為我是伊斯蘭恐攻

392
00:27:23,133 --> 00:27:25,217
跟我無關

393
00:27:26,508 --> 00:27:27,675
有怎樣嗎?

394
00:27:31,175 --> 00:27:34,425
我遵照你的指示跟蹤他

395
00:27:34,592 --> 00:27:38,050
然後跟進去,拿出我的屠刀...

396
00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:39,758
輝過去

397
00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:40,967
可是...

398
00:27:41,342 --> 00:27:42,758
他躲開了

399
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:47,133
他應該懂點武術,或忍術之類

400
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,383
又然後...

401
00:27:49,383 --> 00:27:53,467
我想再揮,但有人下來

402
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:55,258
去...

403
00:27:55,967 --> 00:27:57,633
拿信

404
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,050
於是...

405
00:27:59,425 --> 00:28:03,508
我想先算了,下次再來

406
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,508
你手軟了

407
00:28:12,675 --> 00:28:13,592
才不...

408
00:28:17,842 --> 00:28:21,842
知道為什麼嗎?你沒擬訂計畫

409
00:28:22,925 --> 00:28:26,092
- 擬定什麼?
- 計畫,就是怎樣下手

410
00:28:26,258 --> 00:28:28,758
連續殺人犯都有計劃

411
00:28:29,467 --> 00:28:31,050
我又不是連續殺人犯

412
00:28:31,425 --> 00:28:34,550
要救我們店,你就要當連續殺人魔

413
00:28:36,342 --> 00:28:38,550
還記得新聞連續殺人魔怎麼做案嗎?

414
00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:40,050
不

415
00:28:40,217 --> 00:28:42,383
其實都很簡單

416
00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:45,508
有個人是深夜出去遛狗

417
00:28:45,675 --> 00:28:48,342
看能不能碰到夜歸女

418
00:28:48,508 --> 00:28:49,633
每次都是

419
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,925
是喔?

420
00:28:53,717 --> 00:28:55,758
為什麼不叫他遛狗人?

421
00:28:56,050 --> 00:28:59,258
因為他支解屍體

422
00:28:59,425 --> 00:29:01,300
組裝成他想要的女人

423
00:29:01,467 --> 00:29:03,592
這是他跟警察說的

424
00:29:03,758 --> 00:29:07,800
"我對他們是沒意見啦,我只是想完成拼圖

425
00:29:07,967 --> 00:29:09,092
"就醬"

426
00:29:10,175 --> 00:29:13,967
這個阿達,人稱登山客

427
00:29:14,133 --> 00:29:16,425
作案手法很簡單

428
00:29:16,592 --> 00:29:18,800
他會要請女生

429
00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:20,508
參加生態之旅

430
00:29:21,008 --> 00:29:23,717
騙她們進樹林

431
00:29:28,550 --> 00:29:32,092
- 對虐待動物說不!
- 停止動物種族滅絕

432
00:29:33,342 --> 00:29:35,842
- 不做活體解剖
- 對虐待動物說不!

433
00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:37,425
該死的吃素!

434
00:29:38,008 --> 00:29:41,217
想想法國美食薩萊爾牛肉,鵝肝醬

435
00:29:41,383 --> 00:29:43,008
里昂風格的甜麵包

436
00:29:43,175 --> 00:29:45,092
還有好吃的諾曼第小牛肉排!

437
00:29:45,258 --> 00:29:46,633
你知道有統計嗎,先生?

438
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,050
這裡每天有三百萬動物被殺

439
00:29:49,217 --> 00:29:51,258
全世界有六百億

440
00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:53,133
都是人類意想不到的狀況下

441
00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:54,592
更別說過度消費

442
00:29:54,758 --> 00:29:57,842
和工廠化養殖對環境的破壞

443
00:29:58,342 --> 00:30:00,217
你是種族滅絕的同謀!

444
00:30:00,550 --> 00:30:01,758
搬去別國吧

445
00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,342
不喜歡就去吃草吧!

446
00:30:04,508 --> 00:30:06,633
滾吧,混蛋!

447
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,842
吃肉的!

448
00:30:08,008 --> 00:30:10,342
去吃屍體!種族歧視!

449
00:30:10,717 --> 00:30:12,175
素食者!

450
00:30:13,675 --> 00:30:15,258
感謝你們所做的

451
00:30:15,425 --> 00:30:18,633
世界需要像你們這樣的人

452
00:30:19,425 --> 00:30:20,717
其實

453
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:22,633
我們是想釋放...

454
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,300
可憐的實驗室動物,這是見不得人的

455
00:30:26,008 --> 00:30:27,258
所以就...

456
00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:28,925
更別說工廠化養殖

457
00:30:29,092 --> 00:30:32,300
- 太可怕了
- 還有屠宰場!

458
00:30:32,467 --> 00:30:34,050
所以我們想...

459
00:30:34,217 --> 00:30:37,592
更別說馬戲團對動物的殘忍了

460
00:30:37,758 --> 00:30:41,258
為了都小屁孩開心老虎都變小貓

461
00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:42,800
"本來就醬!"

462
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:43,842
簡直就是恥辱

463
00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,717
- 所以我們想...
- 真可悲

464
00:30:46,883 --> 00:30:47,758
還有鬥牛!

465
00:30:47,925 --> 00:30:50,425
就是把殘忍當有趣

466
00:30:50,592 --> 00:30:52,050
動物園呢?

467
00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:54,175
就是監獄!他們這些惡魔

468
00:30:54,342 --> 00:30:57,258
不能再這樣了!少丟人了

469
00:30:57,425 --> 00:30:59,883
不再有人為你喝采!

470
00:31:00,050 --> 00:31:01,842
- 認識事實
- 我們懂你的憤怒

471
00:31:02,008 --> 00:31:04,300
騎馬也是,那算什麼?

472
00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:07,675
現代奴隸,持續兩千年了

473
00:31:07,842 --> 00:31:10,217
還有打獵,去他的獵狐!

474
00:31:10,383 --> 00:31:13,342
穿著紅衣的混蛋向他們的獵犬吹喇叭

475
00:31:13,508 --> 00:31:15,967
剩下的讓那些狗去做!

476
00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:18,717
還割掉狗的小雞雞讓狗工作更努力

477
00:31:18,883 --> 00:31:20,550
你會割掉你員工的小雞雞

478
00:31:20,883 --> 00:31:24,758
讓她們工作更有效率嗎?才怪!

479
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:27,342
還有蜂鳥!飛很快又很可愛

480
00:31:27,508 --> 00:31:29,300
還有雞毛撣子!表面有那麼重要嗎?

481
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,092
- 所以...
- 還有吃牡蠣配檸檬!

482
00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:34,967
在你眼睛滴滴看!牡蠣太可憐了

483
00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:37,008
簡直侮辱,還有海螺?

484
00:31:37,175 --> 00:31:40,133
就像用過的衛生棉,噁心死了

485
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:41,258
還吃

486
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,467
還有海膽!

487
00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:45,717
還有我的小妹!想看嗎?

488
00:31:59,675 --> 00:32:01,300
我想看

489
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,883
說是要逮一頭高貴的野獸

490
00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:08,383
一頭可愛的,有雪花肉的伊朗豬

491
00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:11,800
結果是一隻厭食窮鬼龐克

492
00:32:11,967 --> 00:32:13,508
有更好的選擇嗎?

493
00:32:16,008 --> 00:32:17,967
就當作是練習吧

494
00:32:18,133 --> 00:32:19,217
你還在學習

495
00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:30,550
別再孬了

496
00:32:30,717 --> 00:32:31,999
我知道該怎麼做

497
00:32:32,008 --> 00:32:32,967
他一轉過身來...

498
00:32:33,133 --> 00:32:34,883
知道啦,好嗎?

499
00:32:44,050 --> 00:32:44,925
嗨,兄弟

500
00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:47,883
這是赫梅拉和卡米爾

501
00:32:49,633 --> 00:32:50,842
怎會這樣?

502
00:32:51,383 --> 00:32:52,883
我以為是3P

503
00:32:53,050 --> 00:32:55,092
這樣太多人了

504
00:32:55,258 --> 00:32:58,717
當一頭小牛從母牛身邊被帶到屠宰場

505
00:32:58,883 --> 00:33:00,882
從此沒了牛生,對吧?

506
00:33:00,883 --> 00:33:03,342
我說的不是這個

507
00:33:03,508 --> 00:33:05,800
- 赫梅拉?
- 我昨天才用過

508
00:33:06,258 --> 00:33:07,550
他爸開肉店

509
00:33:08,092 --> 00:33:09,300
所以...

510
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:12,258
我偷了他店裡的鑰匙!

511
00:33:14,758 --> 00:33:15,925
太好了

512
00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:17,967
祝你好運!來吧,親愛的

513
00:33:18,133 --> 00:33:21,217
總不能天天都去突擊肉類加工廠!

514
00:33:21,717 --> 00:33:23,133
相信我們

515
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,925
肉類加工廠?

516
00:33:25,092 --> 00:33:26,550
是啊

517
00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:30,550
就是一頭接著一頭排隊吊著...

518
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:32,217
冷凍?

519
00:33:32,383 --> 00:33:33,758
- 好啊
- 不要

520
00:33:35,842 --> 00:33:36,842
我...

521
00:33:38,967 --> 00:33:40,800
對動物種族滅絕說不?

522
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,342
太好了!上我們的車

523
00:33:43,508 --> 00:33:44,592
並肩作戰

524
00:33:44,758 --> 00:33:45,675
蔬菜萬歲

525
00:33:52,217 --> 00:33:53,133
蔬菜萬歲

526
00:33:59,883 --> 00:34:00,842
來

527
00:34:17,425 --> 00:34:18,550
我們認識嗎?

528
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:21,300
我們?

529
00:34:22,217 --> 00:34:23,925
不,應該不

530
00:34:24,092 --> 00:34:25,675
沒見過?

531
00:34:25,842 --> 00:34:28,008
你見過嗎?

532
00:34:28,175 --> 00:34:28,883
沒

533
00:34:29,217 --> 00:34:30,592
應該沒

534
00:34:30,758 --> 00:34:33,467
我們做生意時不曾...

535
00:34:38,133 --> 00:34:39,175
什麼生意?

536
00:34:41,883 --> 00:34:43,675
我們...

537
00:34:44,050 --> 00:34:45,883
澆花

538
00:34:46,050 --> 00:34:47,008
開花店

539
00:34:47,175 --> 00:34:49,008
- 花店?
- 花藝佈置

540
00:34:53,967 --> 00:34:55,258
想交換嗎?

541
00:34:57,175 --> 00:34:58,758
好啊

542
00:35:00,008 --> 00:35:01,133
要是我老婆不反對

543
00:35:02,883 --> 00:35:04,382
我說的不是那個

544
00:35:04,383 --> 00:35:06,425
你的雞面具跟我的豬面具

545
00:35:06,592 --> 00:35:07,508
這個喔?

546
00:35:08,300 --> 00:35:09,967
好啊,沒問題

547
00:35:11,008 --> 00:35:13,050
豬讓我想起我的過去

548
00:35:14,008 --> 00:35:15,967
我在一家豬屠宰場工作過

549
00:35:16,342 --> 00:35:17,383
宰殺過成千上萬隻

550
00:35:18,092 --> 00:35:19,800
約書亞說要被赦免

551
00:35:19,967 --> 00:35:22,633
我現在要去宰牧農,獵人和屠夫

552
00:35:30,092 --> 00:35:31,842
讓屠夫失業

553
00:35:49,883 --> 00:35:53,217
- 我們不能去
- 不然呢?

554
00:35:54,925 --> 00:35:57,592
你想讓那個瘋子找我們麻煩嗎?

555
00:35:58,258 --> 00:36:00,675
沒回頭路了,來吧,上

556
00:36:01,050 --> 00:36:04,050
- 來吧?
- 我感覺不舒服

557
00:36:04,633 --> 00:36:06,342
- 是嗎?
- 是啊

558
00:36:06,508 --> 00:36:08,425
她就別去了,顧好自己

559
00:36:08,592 --> 00:36:10,342
我會顧好自己

560
00:36:10,508 --> 00:36:12,383
她會顧好自己

561
00:36:12,550 --> 00:36:13,883
顧好自己

562
00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:15,175
蔬菜萬歲!

563
00:36:45,508 --> 00:36:47,217
誰才是老大,蛤?

564
00:37:02,133 --> 00:37:04,383
你怎麼可以砸馬克跟史提芬妮的店?

565
00:37:04,550 --> 00:37:06,592
我們的朋友耶,這讓我良心不安

566
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:07,717
是你的朋友

567
00:37:08,383 --> 00:37:09,633
這讓我很爽

568
00:37:10,008 --> 00:37:11,092
你要這麼說...

569
00:37:13,217 --> 00:37:16,300
素食者和他們誰商我們最深?

570
00:37:18,175 --> 00:37:21,050
冒充素食者也是你的主意

571
00:37:21,467 --> 00:37:23,342
還作案計畫!

572
00:37:28,675 --> 00:37:30,300
你餓了吧

573
00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:32,508
是啊

574
00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:35,217
可惜不是伊朗豬肉

575
00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:37,633
的確不是

576
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:42,800
想要,就動手幹吧

577
00:37:45,217 --> 00:37:46,425
我不想再吃了

578
00:37:47,925 --> 00:37:50,342
我吃過一次,了無遺憾

579
00:37:51,383 --> 00:37:52,800
但我不是食人族

580
00:37:53,258 --> 00:37:57,217
如果你這麼想吃的話,自己去獵

581
00:37:58,383 --> 00:37:59,925
知道你的毛病嗎?

582
00:38:00,883 --> 00:38:03,258
遇到麻煩,就靠我

583
00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:05,133
煩不煩啊

584
00:38:05,758 --> 00:38:07,092
真沒種

585
00:38:07,967 --> 00:38:09,675
一點膽都沒

586
00:38:09,842 --> 00:38:11,383
該把你吃掉

587
00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:16,050
再說一次,讓你後悔!

588
00:38:16,842 --> 00:38:17,925
來啊,帕文生

589
00:38:19,425 --> 00:38:20,342
想打女人了嗎?

590
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,717
你被甩了

591
00:38:24,883 --> 00:38:28,425
我先甩你的,晚上你自理吧!

592
00:38:28,758 --> 00:38:30,300
晚上去找你的...

593
00:38:34,258 --> 00:38:36,258
黃秋生

594
00:38:36,758 --> 00:38:38,175
死黃秋生!

595
00:38:38,342 --> 00:38:39,717
瘋婆子!

596
00:38:40,008 --> 00:38:41,008
怪胎!

597
00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,133
- 他說黃秋生
- 你說啥?

598
00:38:48,842 --> 00:38:51,717
演紅「人肉叉燒包」的黃秋生

599
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,050
是齁

600
00:38:54,633 --> 00:38:56,633
你也看「連續殺人魔」嗎?

601
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:57,800
不是

602
00:38:57,967 --> 00:39:01,467
我是沒特意看啦

603
00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,342
我昨晚看了蓋伊·法布里斯

604
00:39:06,508 --> 00:39:07,925
布列斯特的殺人狂

605
00:39:08,092 --> 00:39:09,133
沒錯!

606
00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:10,467
真是...

607
00:39:11,175 --> 00:39:13,300
我的最愛是西西莉丹尼斯

608
00:39:13,675 --> 00:39:14,550
西西莉丹尼斯?

609
00:39:15,092 --> 00:39:16,550
你不知道她是誰?

610
00:39:16,717 --> 00:39:18,342
- 不認識
- 她好厲害

611
00:39:20,050 --> 00:39:21,842
西西莉丹尼斯...

612
00:39:22,008 --> 00:39:23,217
這新聞好大條

613
00:39:23,383 --> 00:39:25,633
她是一名護士

614
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,175
但因抑鬱症請病假

615
00:39:28,342 --> 00:39:30,217
她服用大量藥物

616
00:39:31,425 --> 00:39:32,383
到啦

617
00:39:35,008 --> 00:39:36,842
到啦!

618
00:39:37,758 --> 00:39:40,592
- 感恩啦
- 不客氣

619
00:39:41,008 --> 00:39:44,133
等等,我來,有點緊

620
00:39:48,383 --> 00:39:49,758
你家是肉店?

621
00:39:51,967 --> 00:39:53,675
不是,只是在這上班

622
00:39:55,592 --> 00:39:56,925
有什麼好笑的?

623
00:39:57,758 --> 00:40:01,133
我送一個殺豬的回家

624
00:40:01,883 --> 00:40:03,342
而我是吃素的

625
00:40:06,217 --> 00:40:07,175
你吃素?

626
00:40:08,175 --> 00:40:10,842
可是你在葷食店上班

627
00:40:13,092 --> 00:40:16,175
就缺錢啊,剛好遇到這個工作

628
00:40:18,050 --> 00:40:19,883
我本該丟下你不管

629
00:40:20,175 --> 00:40:21,008
你說真的?

630
00:40:21,175 --> 00:40:22,175
當然不是

631
00:40:23,550 --> 00:40:25,800
我很注重所有生物的安危

632
00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:28,092
尤其是漂亮的女人

633
00:40:28,258 --> 00:40:29,842
- 拜託
- 怎麼?

634
00:40:30,467 --> 00:40:33,633
- 我已是糟糠
- 才不是,你很漂亮

635
00:40:34,508 --> 00:40:35,550
的確是!

636
00:40:38,258 --> 00:40:40,675
再找個男人沒問題

637
00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:44,425
如果不棄嫌...可以來找我

638
00:40:46,550 --> 00:40:47,508
怎麼了?

639
00:40:47,675 --> 00:40:49,217
我有老公

640
00:40:49,383 --> 00:40:51,925
就那個把你丟下不管的?

641
00:40:52,467 --> 00:40:54,675
你還有權找樂子

642
00:40:55,967 --> 00:40:56,883
你就沒有?

643
00:40:57,550 --> 00:40:58,883
不想嗎?

644
00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:09,592
你瘋啦?

645
00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:11,675
- 對不起
- 你還真是個殺豬的

646
00:41:11,842 --> 00:41:13,550
我分不出是吃到什麼

647
00:41:13,717 --> 00:41:14,508
真是!

648
00:41:14,675 --> 00:41:15,800
用這個

649
00:41:16,175 --> 00:41:18,675
- 我流血了!
- 洗一下吧

650
00:41:18,842 --> 00:41:20,550
進去一下吧

651
00:41:20,717 --> 00:41:21,675
妳先生還在!

652
00:41:21,842 --> 00:41:24,050
就說你剎車不小心傷的

653
00:41:24,217 --> 00:41:26,633
- 太扯了!
- 來吧

654
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,425
讓我幫你吧

655
00:41:32,217 --> 00:41:33,217
嗨!

656
00:41:33,717 --> 00:41:34,633
肥子乖

657
00:41:36,300 --> 00:41:38,258
化妝室在下面

658
00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:42,675
開什麼玩笑

659
00:41:43,050 --> 00:41:43,883
怎樣?

660
00:41:44,050 --> 00:41:46,050
現在就帶漢子回家啦?

661
00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:47,217
不是漢子

662
00:41:47,717 --> 00:41:49,008
是伊朗豬

663
00:41:49,925 --> 00:41:52,800
- 快趕他走!
- 可是他在流血

664
00:41:52,967 --> 00:41:55,592
因為我們正要打啵,別問我為什麼

665
00:41:55,758 --> 00:41:56,842
我吃他的舌頭

666
00:41:57,008 --> 00:41:59,550
讓他洗一下嘴,好嗎?

667
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:02,217
你倆打啵?

668
00:42:02,383 --> 00:42:03,342
是啊

669
00:42:04,425 --> 00:42:06,883
你甩了你老婆就會醬

670
00:42:07,467 --> 00:42:10,717
當你說 "你被甩了"我想我又恢復單身了

671
00:42:10,883 --> 00:42:13,925
如果醬,我又不想復合

672
00:42:14,092 --> 00:42:16,300
又沒伊朗豬吃,那我想幹嘛就幹嘛

673
00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:19,258
我也粉喜歡他,吻功一級棒

674
00:42:19,425 --> 00:42:22,175
他的舌頭在我嘴裡

675
00:42:22,342 --> 00:42:23,675
讓我感覺到

676
00:42:24,092 --> 00:42:26,133
失去多年的感覺

677
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:27,508
我要宰了他!

678
00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,633
他一出來,給他個措手不及

679
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,050
你不用操心

680
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,133
我來收拾他

681
00:42:39,842 --> 00:42:41,967
我先賞他兩耳光

682
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:43,925
再砍他的豬脖子

683
00:42:44,717 --> 00:42:46,633
讓他在血泊中斷氣

684
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,883
然後做成香腸

685
00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:53,508
好肥美的香腸

686
00:42:58,050 --> 00:42:59,217
怎麼啦?

687
00:42:59,883 --> 00:43:01,300
這方式不好

688
00:43:02,675 --> 00:43:04,592
我不是軟手

689
00:43:04,758 --> 00:43:08,592
但就這樣上會讓肉有壓力

690
00:43:09,133 --> 00:43:10,342
會變不好吃

691
00:43:10,508 --> 00:43:12,092
最好吃的牛肉是什麼?

692
00:43:12,258 --> 00:43:14,092
- 神戶牛肉?
- 日本牛肉

693
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:17,133
因為那種牛很悠閒

694
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,258
就是我們要的

695
00:43:20,133 --> 00:43:22,050
神戶素食者

696
00:43:27,842 --> 00:43:29,217
你好厲害

697
00:43:30,508 --> 00:43:32,508
我都是這樣處理肉的

698
00:43:32,675 --> 00:43:33,758
對啦

699
00:43:34,508 --> 00:43:35,967
好舒服

700
00:43:37,258 --> 00:43:38,300
再用力?

701
00:43:38,467 --> 00:43:40,050
好啊

702
00:43:42,425 --> 00:43:45,050
別動,給你準備熱水

703
00:43:45,217 --> 00:43:47,217
我哪都不去

704
00:43:51,675 --> 00:43:53,175
你怎麼了?

705
00:44:00,967 --> 00:44:03,425
對不起,蘇菲,我下不了手

706
00:44:03,883 --> 00:44:06,258
我不配當你先生

707
00:44:06,717 --> 00:44:09,175
那我要恢復娘家的姓

708
00:44:17,008 --> 00:44:20,758
我搬去跟馬克他們住,直到你找到新房子

709
00:44:21,550 --> 00:44:23,050
那我該怎麼做?

710
00:44:23,550 --> 00:44:26,633
文生,別問我,你看著辦吧

711
00:44:27,967 --> 00:44:28,925
如果妳還愛我

712
00:44:29,092 --> 00:44:32,300
就不會猶疑不決,如果還想活下去...

713
00:44:34,258 --> 00:44:35,133
知道嗎?

714
00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:37,925
說什麼都不重要了,你頭都洗一半了

715
00:44:38,925 --> 00:44:41,758
快去客廳解決他吧

716
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:58,133
怎樣才能把你老婆帶走?

717
00:44:58,717 --> 00:44:59,675
你說啥?

718
00:44:59,842 --> 00:45:00,633
得了吧!

719
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:05,008
打啵打到咬舌頭了,還幫我按摩

720
00:45:06,925 --> 00:45:08,550
你還能袖手旁觀嗎?

721
00:45:10,383 --> 00:45:11,633
還是要來個三人行?

722
00:45:34,133 --> 00:45:35,633
他為什麼光著屁股?

723
00:45:36,717 --> 00:45:38,675
是你的作案手法嗎?

724
00:45:49,758 --> 00:45:52,508
別再帶妖怪回家

725
00:45:52,675 --> 00:45:53,800
好的,親愛的

726
00:45:54,508 --> 00:45:56,175
這傢伙是條瘋狗

727
00:45:56,342 --> 00:45:57,550
知道啦,親愛的

728
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,800
嘿!

729
00:46:16,967 --> 00:46:18,258
怎麼啦?

730
00:46:18,425 --> 00:46:19,383
嗨,親愛的

731
00:46:19,550 --> 00:46:21,550
盧卡斯跟我意見不合

732
00:46:21,717 --> 00:46:22,467
怎麼說?

733
00:46:23,258 --> 00:46:24,883
他認為我偷偷在吃肉

734
00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:26,967
- 有嗎?
- 沒!

735
00:46:27,133 --> 00:46:30,383
他說我是殺豬的女兒天生如此

736
00:46:30,967 --> 00:46:32,967
他寧可去追殯儀館的女兒!

737
00:46:33,133 --> 00:46:34,633
也就是說

738
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:35,842
這下不妙

739
00:46:36,425 --> 00:46:39,092
他說,即使是穴居人也從不選擇吃肉

740
00:46:39,508 --> 00:46:42,592
- 我們哪是洞穴人?
- 當然不是

741
00:46:45,508 --> 00:46:47,758
知道嗎?我這老肉食者想吃

742
00:46:47,925 --> 00:46:49,592
一大堆肋排和一張床過夜

743
00:46:49,758 --> 00:46:51,133
- 不行!
- 什麼?

744
00:46:51,300 --> 00:46:52,383
不行

745
00:46:52,550 --> 00:46:54,383
- 我不能睡沙發喔
- 不行

746
00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:55,967
回去找你的男蹦友吧

747
00:46:56,133 --> 00:46:57,342
為什麼?

748
00:46:57,508 --> 00:47:00,967
他是個有抱負有理想的青年,他是未來

749
00:47:01,133 --> 00:47:03,050
快去跟他道歉

750
00:47:03,217 --> 00:47:06,550
- 我又沒吃
- 你身上都是肉味! 肉是邪惡的

751
00:47:07,550 --> 00:47:10,383
很晚了,該感謝那男生

752
00:47:10,550 --> 00:47:12,258
你要幫我們爭口氣,好嗎?

753
00:47:12,425 --> 00:47:15,633
殺豬的女兒跟素食者就像茱麗葉與羅密歐

754
00:47:17,008 --> 00:47:18,633
像以色列人和巴勒斯坦人

755
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:20,467
像羅馬人和...

756
00:47:21,717 --> 00:47:22,967
我們愛你,親愛的

757
00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:25,467
晚安,替我們親你男蹦友

758
00:48:37,342 --> 00:48:39,508
凌晨三點,三十位消防員...

759
00:48:39,675 --> 00:48:41,342
被燒得精光,約四百萬元損失

760
00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:44,217
史提芬妮!

761
00:48:44,633 --> 00:48:45,967
我們盡快趕來了

762
00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:49,425
- 我知道你很難過
- 謝謝,親愛的

763
00:48:49,883 --> 00:48:51,800
這可不向你們那家小店

764
00:48:51,967 --> 00:48:53,967
四百萬元哪

765
00:48:56,717 --> 00:48:57,800
怎樣?

766
00:48:57,967 --> 00:48:59,550
很高興你來了

767
00:48:59,925 --> 00:49:03,717
我們看了錄影,跟洗劫你們店的人是同夥人

768
00:49:03,883 --> 00:49:06,717
謝天謝地,還好有裝錄影機!

769
00:49:07,092 --> 00:49:08,300
可花了我三十萬

770
00:49:08,467 --> 00:49:10,342
保護我們是你們的工作

771
00:49:10,508 --> 00:49:13,342
- 我可是按時繳稅的喔
- 去年還繳了三十萬

772
00:49:13,508 --> 00:49:14,508
你們還想要什麼?

773
00:49:15,050 --> 00:49:15,883
沾蕃茄醬嗎?

774
00:49:19,050 --> 00:49:21,133
我們好朋友也是黑人

775
00:49:24,842 --> 00:49:27,425
先生,我們會繼續調查

776
00:49:27,592 --> 00:49:29,300
多虧了這些印刷品

777
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,092
我們認出那個摘下面具的

778
00:49:32,883 --> 00:49:34,717
蒂莫西·梅特拉,23歲

779
00:49:34,883 --> 00:49:36,800
有釋放珍珠雞的前科

780
00:49:36,967 --> 00:49:38,050
有前科!

781
00:49:38,342 --> 00:49:40,008
認得嗎?

782
00:49:40,175 --> 00:49:42,883
發生太快,很難確認

783
00:49:43,050 --> 00:49:44,592
抓到人沒?

784
00:49:45,050 --> 00:49:46,592
我們正積極搜捕中

785
00:49:46,758 --> 00:49:49,592
除了我們肉店一切安好!

786
00:49:50,425 --> 00:49:51,342
看看錄影

787
00:49:51,508 --> 00:49:52,675
我不想看

788
00:49:52,842 --> 00:49:54,092
看啦!

789
00:49:54,258 --> 00:49:56,508
- 或許有幫助
- 看看這些混蛋

790
00:49:56,883 --> 00:49:59,467
尤其那個戴豬面具的

791
00:49:59,633 --> 00:50:01,842
- 一定是帶頭的
- 可能是

792
00:50:03,175 --> 00:50:04,592
- 真是丟臉
- 不予置評

793
00:50:04,758 --> 00:50:05,592
太扯了

794
00:50:05,758 --> 00:50:07,258
我很遺憾

795
00:50:07,425 --> 00:50:08,300
但看看那個!

796
00:50:08,467 --> 00:50:09,925
怎麼可以這樣

797
00:50:10,092 --> 00:50:11,925
希特勒吃素嗎

798
00:50:13,425 --> 00:50:16,550
他照樣屠殺幾百萬人!

799
00:50:19,383 --> 00:50:20,133
現在別鬧,馬克

800
00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:23,925
你們要是做不好,換我來

801
00:50:24,092 --> 00:50:25,925
而且更有效!

802
00:50:26,092 --> 00:50:29,092
我們可以請到更厲害的傭兵來

803
00:50:30,092 --> 00:50:31,258
花四十萬

804
00:50:31,842 --> 00:50:33,383
最便宜的是誰?

805
00:50:34,467 --> 00:50:36,800
- 阿爾巴尼亞人
- 沒錯

806
00:50:40,175 --> 00:50:41,467
我可以問句話嗎?

807
00:50:42,342 --> 00:50:43,508
跟案情有關嗎?

808
00:50:49,550 --> 00:50:52,550
我用六種香料粉做了醃料

809
00:50:52,717 --> 00:50:54,842
加蜂蜜和香蕉奶油

810
00:50:55,842 --> 00:50:57,258
好吃得要死!

811
00:50:57,425 --> 00:50:59,133
當然要配最好的

812
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:01,175
還有伊朗豬肉嗎?

813
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,550
- 有啊
- 那還用說!

814
00:51:04,717 --> 00:51:05,717
真的?

815
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,592
- 我買一斤伊朗豬肉
- 抱歉

816
00:51:11,758 --> 00:51:14,467
剛賣掉最後一塊,已經叫貨了

817
00:51:14,967 --> 00:51:16,425
伊朗豬肉銷售一空了!

818
00:51:16,925 --> 00:51:18,467
何時才有?

819
00:51:20,133 --> 00:51:21,258
明天

820
00:51:22,133 --> 00:51:22,925
真的?

821
00:51:23,758 --> 00:51:25,675
當然我們會要求供貨商

822
00:51:27,175 --> 00:51:29,633
- 明天
- 我明天再來

823
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,508
- 再見
- 謝謝光臨

824
00:51:36,592 --> 00:51:39,050
還有好多,你看看

825
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,967
在這裡處理嗎?

826
00:51:45,633 --> 00:51:47,967
要不然跑掉怎麼辦,動動腦

827
00:51:49,425 --> 00:51:50,925
別弄髒他家

828
00:51:52,092 --> 00:51:54,508
他人還不錯

829
00:51:54,967 --> 00:51:58,425
親愛的,你太多愁善感了,跟你提過川普嗎?

830
00:51:59,425 --> 00:52:01,633
- 川普?
- 沒提過嗎?

831
00:52:02,342 --> 00:52:05,633
我小時候有隻小白兔

832
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,383
叫川普

833
00:52:08,258 --> 00:52:09,675
做什麼都有他陪

834
00:52:09,842 --> 00:52:12,717
一起睡覺,是我最好的朋友

835
00:52:13,758 --> 00:52:17,258
然後有一天,為了慶祝我弟受洗

836
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:18,967
我爸把川普煮來吃

837
00:52:19,342 --> 00:52:22,175
把川普紅燒我又不能不吃

838
00:52:24,008 --> 00:52:27,508
雖然我愛川普勝過一切

839
00:52:28,508 --> 00:52:31,258
但我更愛他變成紅燒肉

840
00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:36,175
我忘不了他,他與我同在

841
00:52:37,175 --> 00:52:40,883
我想這就像慶祝開齋節

842
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:43,550
你要這樣說也可以

843
00:52:44,092 --> 00:52:45,258
那...

844
00:52:45,675 --> 00:52:46,758
祝開齋節快樂!

845
00:52:46,925 --> 00:52:48,175
佳節愉快,親愛的

846
00:53:55,550 --> 00:53:57,842
今晚你會烤馬鈴薯嗎?

847
00:53:58,008 --> 00:54:01,008
會啊,這有點老,需要一些大蒜

848
00:54:01,175 --> 00:54:04,633
上次好好吃,你加了什麼?

849
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,717
我用生奶油代替鮮奶油

850
00:54:07,883 --> 00:54:09,842
好愛喔!

851
00:54:10,592 --> 00:54:13,800
但焗烤好吃的秘訣是...

852
00:54:14,675 --> 00:54:16,425
別插嘴!

853
00:54:16,592 --> 00:54:19,300
但焗烤好吃的秘訣是...

854
00:54:23,467 --> 00:54:24,675
肉豆蔻

855
00:54:25,633 --> 00:54:26,717
這隻不錯

856
00:54:27,092 --> 00:54:28,508
- 真的?
- 是的

857
00:54:28,675 --> 00:54:31,425
- 哪找的?
- 素食燒烤店

858
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:44,592
你好

859
00:54:44,925 --> 00:54:47,092
維尼,這是文生

860
00:54:47,258 --> 00:54:48,425
幸會

861
00:54:51,550 --> 00:54:52,467
有什麼好笑的?

862
00:54:52,633 --> 00:54:55,633
沒什麼,我們累昏了

863
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,008
所以動不動就笑

864
00:54:58,717 --> 00:55:00,050
這是維尼,第一次出任務

865
00:55:00,467 --> 00:55:02,217
我以前都不敢

866
00:55:02,383 --> 00:55:04,675
但我現要去拯救地球

867
00:55:04,842 --> 00:55:06,258
- 很棒
- 蔬菜萬歲

868
00:55:06,592 --> 00:55:07,800
蔬菜萬歲

869
00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:09,342
好漂亮!

870
00:55:13,425 --> 00:55:14,717
別這樣

871
00:55:14,883 --> 00:55:17,800
出任務最好戴面具

872
00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:21,008
可是我們沒熊面具

873
00:55:21,675 --> 00:55:22,675
你在說什麼?

874
00:55:22,842 --> 00:55:24,758
- 開玩笑啦
- 別理他

875
00:55:24,925 --> 00:55:27,008
- 你笑我?
- 沒啦

876
00:55:27,175 --> 00:55:29,842
在學校同學都笑我的名字

877
00:55:30,008 --> 00:55:30,925
維尼是個好名

878
00:55:31,092 --> 00:55:32,967
- 是嗎?
- 我好喜歡

879
00:55:33,133 --> 00:55:35,092
我有個朋友叫老虎

880
00:55:35,675 --> 00:55:38,008
- 你在笑我
- 才沒有!

881
00:55:38,633 --> 00:55:39,300
夠了

882
00:55:39,467 --> 00:55:41,758
安全帽給我,選個面具

883
00:55:41,925 --> 00:55:44,008
選一個喜歡的

884
00:55:57,508 --> 00:55:59,467
有沒有貓熊面具?

885
00:56:01,008 --> 00:56:03,550
- 親愛的還好嗎?
- 快追!

886
00:56:03,717 --> 00:56:04,508
維尼?

887
00:56:06,300 --> 00:56:07,550
維尼,等等!

888
00:56:09,008 --> 00:56:10,842
你誤會了!

889
00:56:11,467 --> 00:56:13,675
維尼,回來我跟你解釋!

890
00:56:13,842 --> 00:56:15,675
維尼,等等!

891
00:56:20,925 --> 00:56:22,758
- 維尼?
- 跑去哪了?

892
00:56:23,842 --> 00:56:25,550
搞丟了

893
00:56:25,717 --> 00:56:26,383
真是!

894
00:56:26,550 --> 00:56:29,217
- 卡德爾·羅伯特就是這樣被抓的
- 誰?

895
00:56:29,383 --> 00:56:31,758
一個連續殺人魔

896
00:56:31,925 --> 00:56:33,592
一個受害者逃跑

897
00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:36,050
畫出肖像就落網了

898
00:56:43,092 --> 00:56:44,258
聽到沒?

899
00:56:45,592 --> 00:56:46,758
Hang on.等等

900
00:56:47,758 --> 00:56:49,842
維尼?

901
00:57:17,092 --> 00:57:19,133
一定是心臟病發作了

902
00:57:20,050 --> 00:57:22,133
打獵中常有的事

903
00:57:22,967 --> 00:57:24,300
可憐的小傢伙

904
00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:28,175
很完美

905
00:57:29,175 --> 00:57:30,842
全身粉紅色又胖嘟嘟的

906
00:57:31,633 --> 00:57:33,300
就像醃豬腿肉

907
00:57:34,592 --> 00:57:35,592
多謝了

908
00:57:35,758 --> 00:57:37,800
應該叫小乳豬

909
00:57:43,342 --> 00:57:44,467
怎麼樣?

910
00:57:45,675 --> 00:57:47,508
- 實在是...
- 好吃

911
00:57:47,842 --> 00:57:49,342
伊朗豬肉也不賴

912
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:50,758
謝謝

913
00:57:51,508 --> 00:57:52,842
多少錢?

914
00:57:53,008 --> 00:57:55,050
- 一公斤兩千四
- 兩千四?

915
00:57:56,258 --> 00:57:57,300
好好吃

916
00:57:57,467 --> 00:57:58,717
我要葡萄酒

917
00:57:59,467 --> 00:58:02,425
兩千四?你不就賺翻了

918
00:58:02,592 --> 00:58:04,550
- 當然
- 我們很滿意

919
00:58:10,508 --> 00:58:12,008
他太可愛了

920
00:58:12,342 --> 00:58:13,175
誰?

921
00:58:13,342 --> 00:58:14,217
這條豬

922
00:58:15,550 --> 00:58:17,467
我們拜訪牧農時

923
00:58:18,175 --> 00:58:19,925
他帶我們看這條豬

924
00:58:20,550 --> 00:58:21,633
讓我們受不了

925
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:22,967
他太可愛了

926
00:58:23,133 --> 00:58:25,133
全身粉紅色又胖嘟嘟的

927
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:26,592
就像你!

928
00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:31,550
真是!

929
00:58:32,258 --> 00:58:33,300
這什麼玩意?

930
00:58:35,383 --> 00:58:36,675
他們為什麼給它吃啊?

931
00:58:38,217 --> 00:58:40,050
差點咬斷牙齒,什麼啊?

932
00:58:41,092 --> 00:58:43,175
心律調節器!

933
00:58:44,342 --> 00:58:45,258
怎麼會

934
00:58:45,425 --> 00:58:46,758
這也有

935
00:58:48,633 --> 00:58:49,675
- 那個?
- 是啊

936
00:58:49,842 --> 00:58:50,842
我看看

937
00:58:52,758 --> 00:58:54,842
不是啦,這是...

938
00:58:55,008 --> 00:58:55,967
晶片

939
00:58:56,425 --> 00:58:59,092
就像行車紀錄器一樣

940
00:58:59,258 --> 00:59:01,633
我在醫院上過班,確定這是心律調節器!

941
00:59:02,342 --> 00:59:04,175
就算是那又怎樣?

942
00:59:04,342 --> 00:59:05,383
這是稀有品種。

943
00:59:05,550 --> 00:59:08,758
果豬有心髒病,為什麼不安裝心律調節器?

944
00:59:08,925 --> 00:59:10,217
這可是一公斤兩千四

945
00:59:12,467 --> 00:59:15,175
那這個牧農是哪位?

946
00:59:15,758 --> 00:59:18,758
別問了!我就是不告訴你

947
00:59:19,508 --> 00:59:21,925
我們只算是小咖

948
00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:23,758
怎麼可以透漏給競爭對手?

949
00:59:23,925 --> 00:59:26,425
文生,怎麼那麼小氣?

950
00:59:26,592 --> 00:59:28,217
不看看我們去年的表現?

951
00:59:28,383 --> 00:59:30,883
- 稅後三千六百萬盈餘
- 還競爭對手!

952
00:59:31,508 --> 00:59:32,883
對我們的店來說

953
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:34,800
還是最差的一年

954
00:59:34,967 --> 00:59:36,467
- 幾乎...
- 不好意思

955
00:59:36,633 --> 00:59:38,092
是一夥的!

956
00:59:41,342 --> 00:59:42,633
你說到重點

957
00:59:42,925 --> 00:59:44,675
畢竟我們都是賣肉

958
00:59:47,425 --> 00:59:49,008
你在暗示什麼?

959
00:59:49,383 --> 00:59:51,050
你都不在乎品質

960
00:59:51,425 --> 00:59:53,217
就像情趣商品連鎖店

961
00:59:53,383 --> 00:59:56,550
又賣牛肉,又賣按摩棒,能賺錢的都賣

962
00:59:56,717 --> 00:59:58,550
你怎麼了?

963
00:59:58,717 --> 01:00:00,383
夠啦,親愛的

964
01:00:00,967 --> 01:00:01,883
謝謝啦,小蘇!

965
01:00:02,050 --> 01:00:04,050
你可以用按摩棒自嗨

966
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:08,300
去你的!

967
01:00:08,717 --> 01:00:10,967
你太沒品了,我們快離開這鬼地方

968
01:00:12,217 --> 01:00:14,008
她說得對,你就是個混蛋

969
01:00:14,592 --> 01:00:17,808
住在混蛋豪宅,還有混蛋游泳池

970
01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:20,092
還有你說多少啊?三千六百萬盈餘!

971
01:00:20,258 --> 01:00:21,592
還有一個潑婦老婆!

972
01:00:22,258 --> 01:00:24,300
你不想活啦!

973
01:00:27,675 --> 01:00:28,842
住手!

974
01:00:29,467 --> 01:00:31,258
文生!馬克!

975
01:00:31,425 --> 01:00:32,758
他們會兩敗俱傷

976
01:00:32,925 --> 01:00:34,092
住手!

977
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:38,258
馬克!

978
01:00:39,217 --> 01:00:40,467
文生,住手!

979
01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:58,467
可惡!

980
01:00:58,925 --> 01:01:00,383
竟敢咬我耳朵!

981
01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:03,133
畜生!

982
01:01:03,550 --> 01:01:04,633
咬我耳朵

983
01:01:06,675 --> 01:01:08,842
文生,你有病

984
01:01:09,008 --> 01:01:09,800
是馬克先動手

985
01:01:12,008 --> 01:01:12,842
還咬碎

986
01:01:14,758 --> 01:01:16,842
你應該多吃蔬菜

987
01:01:17,008 --> 01:01:19,300
- 小胖,別吃
- 讓人反胃

988
01:01:19,467 --> 01:01:20,550
別叫

989
01:01:21,217 --> 01:01:22,383
親愛的,走了吧?

990
01:01:40,633 --> 01:01:43,967
豹速度很快,但沒有什麼持久力

991
01:01:44,883 --> 01:01:45,967
為了得到獵物

992
01:01:46,133 --> 01:01:49,300
必須盡可能靠近獵物

993
01:01:50,050 --> 01:01:52,342
藉由它的斑點

994
01:01:52,343 --> 01:01:54,508
豹天生為偽裝藝術的大師

995
01:03:14,050 --> 01:03:16,592
心律調節器的事真鳥

996
01:03:17,092 --> 01:03:19,217
沒什麼大不了的啦!

997
01:03:19,550 --> 01:03:20,550
蠢香腸!

998
01:03:20,883 --> 01:03:23,717
- 我們應該早發現
- 親愛的,別擔心

999
01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:25,425
他們不會知道的

1000
01:03:26,508 --> 01:03:30,133
塞進香腸,維尼最後一塊肉

1001
01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:32,758
小熊維尼!

1002
01:03:37,133 --> 01:03:38,133
你們好!

1003
01:03:38,467 --> 01:03:41,383
不好意思,麻煩你們移一下野餐位置好嗎?

1004
01:03:44,383 --> 01:03:45,508
其實...

1005
01:03:46,050 --> 01:03:48,717
空間很大這是個大森林

1006
01:03:48,883 --> 01:03:51,425
我最喜歡在那曬太陽

1007
01:03:55,300 --> 01:03:56,925
這樣很沒禮貌

1008
01:03:57,092 --> 01:03:58,925
抱歉,都是啤酒

1009
01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:00,508
我來這裡是為

1010
01:04:00,675 --> 01:04:03,550
與樹木、鮮花、生命本身交流

1011
01:04:03,717 --> 01:04:05,467
但散發著屍體燒焦的味道。

1012
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:11,550
你做哪種瑜伽?

1013
01:04:11,717 --> 01:04:13,217
比克拉姆熱瑜伽

1014
01:04:13,383 --> 01:04:15,383
我們喜歡「熱狗」瑜珈!

1015
01:04:18,967 --> 01:04:19,925
好吧

1016
01:04:20,842 --> 01:04:22,842
- 給你用吧
- 謝謝

1017
01:04:23,008 --> 01:04:25,717
那就收拾一下吧!

1018
01:04:25,883 --> 01:04:28,258
- 你就好好做你的「熱狗」瑜珈!
- 是熱瑜珈

1019
01:04:28,717 --> 01:04:29,717
比克拉姆熱瑜伽

1020
01:04:29,883 --> 01:04:32,550
- 乾杯! 謝謝來聊
- 謝謝

1021
01:04:32,717 --> 01:04:34,925
好好利用喔

1022
01:04:42,133 --> 01:04:44,133
幫我們向太陽致敬

1023
01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:00,258
不行

1024
01:05:00,758 --> 01:05:03,008
- 為何不?
- 那張臉我不喜歡

1025
01:05:04,633 --> 01:05:06,217
這是什麼理由

1026
01:05:07,383 --> 01:05:08,800
你越來越挑剔了

1027
01:05:10,092 --> 01:05:11,925
要趕快找一個

1028
01:05:12,092 --> 01:05:15,217
我不想再曬太陽和吃大頭菜了

1029
01:05:15,383 --> 01:05:17,467
被遺忘的蔬菜

1030
01:05:17,842 --> 01:05:20,508
誰還記得啊?

1031
01:05:38,842 --> 01:05:39,925
文生?

1032
01:05:43,550 --> 01:05:44,967
- 快走
- 什麼?

1033
01:05:45,133 --> 01:05:46,092
- 走啦
- 為什麼?

1034
01:05:46,258 --> 01:05:48,550
- 快走
- 多挑挑!

1035
01:05:48,717 --> 01:05:49,967
爸?

1036
01:05:51,300 --> 01:05:52,425
嘿

1037
01:05:52,592 --> 01:05:54,300
你們來幹嘛?

1038
01:05:54,467 --> 01:05:56,467
我們來...

1039
01:05:56,800 --> 01:06:00,050
交流交流,順便買些菜

1040
01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:02,467
哇,殺豬的來逛「菜」市場!

1041
01:06:02,633 --> 01:06:03,758
是啊

1042
01:06:04,175 --> 01:06:06,675
其實,上次聚餐後

1043
01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:09,050
我們開始探討一些

1044
01:06:09,217 --> 01:06:10,883
動物的問題

1045
01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:12,633
好多問題

1046
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,425
但你們沒把店收掉

1047
01:06:14,558 --> 01:06:17,258
我們還是要謀生啊

1048
01:06:17,425 --> 01:06:19,508
我們是思想開放的屠夫!

1049
01:06:19,675 --> 01:06:23,092
當然!就像希特勒遵守安息日一樣!

1050
01:06:23,258 --> 01:06:26,133
這是什麼比喻?差太遠了!

1051
01:06:26,675 --> 01:06:30,175
知道最近有些素食者失蹤嗎?

1052
01:06:32,258 --> 01:06:33,883
我們認為這是

1053
01:06:34,050 --> 01:06:37,467
由牧農聯盟或殺豬協會精心策劃的

1054
01:06:37,842 --> 01:06:41,133
靠宰殺動物的傢伙

1055
01:06:41,300 --> 01:06:42,508
想叫我們閉嘴

1056
01:06:42,842 --> 01:06:45,717
- 好大的陰謀齁?
- 是啊!

1057
01:06:45,883 --> 01:06:48,508
911就是烘培大會!

1058
01:06:48,675 --> 01:06:50,717
這不好笑,下一個可能就是我們!

1059
01:06:50,883 --> 01:06:52,174
親愛的,不會的,你太瘦了

1060
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,508
那有什麼好笑的?

1061
01:06:53,842 --> 01:06:56,925
我不會去你們的展會,殺豬的這邊做不到生意!

1062
01:06:57,675 --> 01:06:58,925
我們走

1063
01:07:04,633 --> 01:07:06,050
走吧?

1064
01:07:14,050 --> 01:07:15,342
你看,她不錯喔

1065
01:07:21,008 --> 01:07:23,008
現在太冒險了

1066
01:07:23,175 --> 01:07:25,758
那才刺激啊

1067
01:07:27,133 --> 01:07:29,008
你知道我不對女人下手

1068
01:07:31,175 --> 01:07:32,342
可惜

1069
01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:36,050
黑人和女人,可是兩種新口味

1070
01:07:37,717 --> 01:07:39,300
免談

1071
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:42,842
別走!

1072
01:07:43,342 --> 01:07:44,508
你誤會啦

1073
01:07:44,675 --> 01:07:46,342
回來,別走!

1074
01:08:35,050 --> 01:08:36,175
沒事吧?

1075
01:08:47,507 --> 01:08:48,800
先生,晚安

1076
01:08:48,967 --> 01:08:51,675
我看到燈亮著,就過來看看

1077
01:08:52,132 --> 01:08:54,382
沒事啦,就是...

1078
01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:56,300
還有東西要處理

1079
01:08:56,467 --> 01:08:57,757
又有新斬獲?

1080
01:08:58,050 --> 01:08:59,175
是啊

1081
01:08:59,757 --> 01:09:02,300
你的伊朗豬肉是完全獨一無二的

1082
01:09:02,632 --> 01:09:03,342
謝謝

1083
01:09:03,507 --> 01:09:04,757
實在太好吃了

1084
01:09:04,925 --> 01:09:07,257
我不禁懷疑是不是真豬肉

1085
01:09:08,175 --> 01:09:10,467
怎會這樣想

1086
01:09:11,467 --> 01:09:14,217
我是狗屎運找到這麼棒的供應商

1087
01:09:16,467 --> 01:09:18,092
現在能給我一些嗎?

1088
01:09:18,257 --> 01:09:19,925
我們現在...

1089
01:09:20,092 --> 01:09:22,717
打烊了,我也要下班回家了

1090
01:09:22,882 --> 01:09:24,925
我了解

1091
01:09:26,382 --> 01:09:27,592
你案子...

1092
01:09:28,342 --> 01:09:29,842
嫌疑人一直沒找到

1093
01:09:30,007 --> 01:09:33,050
有十個素食者報失蹤

1094
01:09:38,175 --> 01:09:39,425
有什麼不對嗎?

1095
01:09:42,008 --> 01:09:42,717
滾!

1096
01:09:43,883 --> 01:09:45,633
對不起,請見諒

1097
01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:49,383
那次襲擊後,我得了創傷後心裡障礙症

1098
01:09:49,550 --> 01:09:51,800
你該去看心理醫生

1099
01:09:51,967 --> 01:09:54,258
- 是啊
- 創傷後更要去

1100
01:09:54,717 --> 01:09:57,383
特別是對於不習慣暴力的人來說

1101
01:09:58,467 --> 01:09:59,133
對不起

1102
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:02,633
- 我該走了
- 我們最終會克服的

1103
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:05,050
- 謝謝關心
- 再見

1104
01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,092
伊朗豬肉!

1105
01:10:07,592 --> 01:10:09,925
- 晚安啦
- 晚安

1106
01:10:18,050 --> 01:10:19,675
他來找我們了

1107
01:10:20,050 --> 01:10:22,383
親愛的,你想太多了

1108
01:10:22,550 --> 01:10:25,092
找不到屍體,他們一點辦法也沒有

1109
01:10:25,425 --> 01:10:27,550
沒受害者就沒有罪犯

1110
01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:35,675
- 我把東西都扔了
- 什麼?

1111
01:10:36,425 --> 01:10:38,300
就像黃秋生那樣

1112
01:10:39,300 --> 01:10:43,217
我應該早點,我把扔在鎮上的垃圾桶

1113
01:10:44,050 --> 01:10:45,508
我們被抓前趕快罷手

1114
01:10:46,092 --> 01:10:48,050
你無緣無故驚慌失措

1115
01:10:49,425 --> 01:10:51,342
現在罷手太可惜了

1116
01:10:51,508 --> 01:10:53,675
我們快破連續殺人魔的記錄了

1117
01:10:54,258 --> 01:10:55,383
我不在乎!

1118
01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:58,592
我又不是要跟誰比賽

1119
01:10:58,758 --> 01:11:00,342
或創什麼世界紀錄

1120
01:11:00,341 --> 01:11:03,633
- 親愛的,是金氏紀錄!
- 一樣啦

1121
01:11:04,008 --> 01:11:06,300
我們挽救我們的店還有所有

1122
01:11:07,425 --> 01:11:08,467
現在就罷手

1123
01:11:08,633 --> 01:11:11,633
便神經病前罷手

1124
01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:13,508
別誇大其詞

1125
01:11:14,717 --> 01:11:17,800
你認為我吃馬克耳朵時正常嗎?

1126
01:11:19,258 --> 01:11:21,467
還有你吃那傢伙舌頭時?

1127
01:11:23,342 --> 01:11:26,675
連小胖看到素食者也會很興奮

1128
01:11:27,883 --> 01:11:29,217
去「菜」市場時

1129
01:11:29,383 --> 01:11:33,842
有個九歲男孩胖嘟嘟的

1130
01:11:34,008 --> 01:11:35,217
離我好近...

1131
01:11:35,383 --> 01:11:37,592
吃冰淇淋的男孩?

1132
01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:39,675
- 是啊
- 你也看到啦?

1133
01:11:39,842 --> 01:11:42,842
你怎麼沒說?他比誰都棒

1134
01:11:54,967 --> 01:11:55,800
誰?

1135
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:58,717
盧卡斯

1136
01:12:01,008 --> 01:12:02,467
要幹嘛?

1137
01:12:02,633 --> 01:12:03,925
可以說話嗎?

1138
01:12:05,925 --> 01:12:07,050
說啊

1139
01:12:07,217 --> 01:12:08,467
讓他進來

1140
01:12:12,133 --> 01:12:14,258
克羅伊沒跟來

1141
01:12:16,008 --> 01:12:18,758
我睡不著她不知道我來

1142
01:12:25,592 --> 01:12:28,175
我想來為我的失態道歉

1143
01:12:30,467 --> 01:12:32,092
事情很麻煩

1144
01:12:32,258 --> 01:12:34,800
失蹤的素食者讓我很有壓力

1145
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,217
簡直要瘋了

1146
01:12:37,383 --> 01:12:39,217
但我堅持我的信仰:

1147
01:12:39,717 --> 01:12:44,217
我們需要改變與動物的關係以及消費它們的方式

1148
01:12:45,550 --> 01:12:47,592
你不怪你們

1149
01:12:48,383 --> 01:12:50,633
我認識兩個誠實真誠

1150
01:12:51,717 --> 01:12:53,675
認真工作

1151
01:12:53,842 --> 01:12:55,258
又無害的店主

1152
01:12:56,008 --> 01:12:58,925
- 我們盡力
- 我們只是簡單的勞工

1153
01:13:00,300 --> 01:13:01,925
最重要的是

1154
01:13:02,675 --> 01:13:04,050
你們的女兒很棒

1155
01:13:05,508 --> 01:13:07,508
沒有她我活不下去

1156
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:10,800
但我快失去她了,我會受不了

1157
01:13:12,008 --> 01:13:14,550
別那麼激動

1158
01:13:16,092 --> 01:13:17,175
我們喜歡你

1159
01:13:18,217 --> 01:13:21,675
今天下午發生的事情令人遺憾,可是...

1160
01:13:22,217 --> 01:13:24,342
別掛心上,好嗎?

1161
01:13:26,633 --> 01:13:28,633
沒那麼糟,放輕鬆

1162
01:13:30,300 --> 01:13:32,217
看有什麼可以讓他輕鬆

1163
01:13:32,758 --> 01:13:34,258
沒關係,我要走了

1164
01:13:34,425 --> 01:13:36,675
你這樣子先別走

1165
01:13:36,842 --> 01:13:40,175
親愛的,去廚房看有什麼可以讓他輕鬆的

1166
01:13:49,258 --> 01:13:50,008
不要

1167
01:13:50,300 --> 01:13:51,425
去啦

1168
01:13:51,842 --> 01:13:52,675
不要

1169
01:13:52,842 --> 01:13:53,883
去啦

1170
01:13:54,050 --> 01:13:55,925
不要,沒人需要放鬆

1171
01:13:56,092 --> 01:13:58,342
起來回去吧

1172
01:13:59,050 --> 01:14:02,133
他要回去照顧我們女兒

1173
01:14:02,300 --> 01:14:03,883
克羅伊很愛他

1174
01:14:04,050 --> 01:14:06,675
謝謝你過來,蔬菜萬歲!

1175
01:14:07,425 --> 01:14:08,883
你瘋啦

1176
01:14:09,425 --> 01:14:12,342
他可是第一個宅配到府的伊朗豬啊

1177
01:14:12,508 --> 01:14:14,008
你怎麼了?

1178
01:14:14,883 --> 01:14:16,841
為什麼你就是不了解?

1179
01:14:16,842 --> 01:14:18,300
了解什麼?

1180
01:14:18,508 --> 01:14:19,342
我不知道

1181
01:14:19,508 --> 01:14:21,050
例如那個維尼

1182
01:14:21,217 --> 01:14:23,800
那可憐的小孩在學校被霸凌

1183
01:14:23,967 --> 01:14:25,842
肥胖又有心臟病

1184
01:14:26,050 --> 01:14:27,967
我們像獵殺狗一樣追著他

1185
01:14:28,883 --> 01:14:30,883
現在居然想對我們女婿下手

1186
01:14:31,592 --> 01:14:33,258
還有那九歲小孩!

1187
01:14:37,508 --> 01:14:39,342
可是小牛肉好好吃

1188
01:14:41,258 --> 01:14:43,592
我怎麼會答應你一起瘋狂?

1189
01:14:44,883 --> 01:14:46,342
我可沒殺人喔

1190
01:14:48,842 --> 01:14:50,758
再也沒伊朗豬肉了!

1191
01:14:53,342 --> 01:14:56,508
馬馬杜·尚尚,又叫貝蒂訥裁縫

1192
01:14:57,300 --> 01:15:01,633
這個異裝癖的反社會分子在網上

1193
01:15:02,217 --> 01:15:04,217
以化名卡爾聖母引誘年輕人

1194
01:15:04,383 --> 01:15:08,008
殺了他們然後做成名牌外套

1195
01:15:08,175 --> 01:15:10,717
直到他的女友揭發...

1196
01:15:30,717 --> 01:15:31,633
柯太太要什麼?

1197
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:33,717
來一斤伊朗豬排

1198
01:15:33,883 --> 01:15:35,175
不賣了

1199
01:15:36,258 --> 01:15:38,217
伊朗豬肉缺貨!

1200
01:15:38,675 --> 01:15:40,175
何時才有?

1201
01:15:40,342 --> 01:15:42,883
不進了

1202
01:15:46,508 --> 01:15:47,842
牧農退休了

1203
01:15:48,008 --> 01:15:49,425
怎麼可能!

1204
01:15:49,592 --> 01:15:51,592
換美味的乾式熟成牛肉怎麼樣?

1205
01:15:51,758 --> 01:15:53,258
省省吧!

1206
01:16:00,342 --> 01:16:01,800
這那種表情

1207
01:16:02,092 --> 01:16:03,925
該做的都做了...

1208
01:16:04,342 --> 01:16:05,342
就別又開始!

1209
01:16:05,842 --> 01:16:08,008
打從你失去膽量開始!

1210
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:18,425
畢竟我為我們盡力了!

1211
01:16:22,758 --> 01:16:23,758
文生!

1212
01:16:25,217 --> 01:16:26,883
親愛的,對不起,我不是故意的

1213
01:17:01,175 --> 01:17:03,675
- 你好
- 我們打烊了

1214
01:17:03,842 --> 01:17:06,300
我想要十朵白玫瑰

1215
01:17:06,467 --> 01:17:08,300
沒看到只有一個殺豬的嗎...

1216
01:17:12,008 --> 01:17:13,050
出去

1217
01:17:13,217 --> 01:17:15,092
我以為你開的是花店

1218
01:17:22,217 --> 01:17:23,342
小胖!

1219
01:17:23,508 --> 01:17:25,092
小胖,回來!

1220
01:17:45,967 --> 01:17:47,133
如何啊?

1221
01:17:50,217 --> 01:17:52,717
聊聊你的小把戲?

1222
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:00,883
你是什麼?

1223
01:18:02,592 --> 01:18:04,342
半屠夫,半素食?

1224
01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:08,425
你不是反對虐待動物嗎?

1225
01:18:12,133 --> 01:18:13,008
可是他?

1226
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,175
你認為他有被善待嗎?

1227
01:18:30,175 --> 01:18:31,675
你有被善待嗎?

1228
01:18:36,092 --> 01:18:38,633
沒有,一點都沒有

1229
01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,258
是這個女人對你這樣的嗎?

1230
01:18:43,925 --> 01:18:46,050
是的,就是這潑婦

1231
01:18:46,217 --> 01:18:48,967
不可罵人!

1232
01:18:49,133 --> 01:18:49,925
天啊!

1233
01:18:51,883 --> 01:18:53,675
你想要我們怎麼處理她?

1234
01:18:53,842 --> 01:18:55,342
看她怎麼對我的

1235
01:18:56,050 --> 01:18:57,675
什麼意思?

1236
01:18:57,842 --> 01:19:00,008
我要你把她大卸八塊

1237
01:19:01,342 --> 01:19:02,800
聽到沒?

1238
01:19:03,758 --> 01:19:05,800
他要我們把你大卸八塊

1239
01:19:07,717 --> 01:19:09,925
變成大香腸

1240
01:19:10,092 --> 01:19:11,967
那有什麼差!

1241
01:19:16,925 --> 01:19:17,758
卡密爾

1242
01:19:23,717 --> 01:19:25,925
該你討還代價了

1243
01:20:41,258 --> 01:20:43,925
看現在是誰變成肉了?

1244
01:20:44,092 --> 01:20:45,050
你啦!

1245
01:20:55,300 --> 01:20:56,467
親愛的

1246
01:20:57,217 --> 01:20:58,300
別動

1247
01:21:24,925 --> 01:21:27,842
帕氏夫婦

1248
01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:29,800
又名雌雄屠夫

1249
01:21:29,967 --> 01:21:33,467
過去三個月,表面上和藹可親的夫婦

1250
01:21:33,633 --> 01:21:38,175
宰殺並吞食三十位素食者

1251
01:21:38,342 --> 01:21:41,383
可見當地警察無比無能

1252
01:21:41,550 --> 01:21:43,592
歡迎馬克和史提芬妮

1253
01:21:43,758 --> 01:21:44,925
你好

1254
01:21:45,092 --> 01:21:49,925
你們是帕氏夫婦的最好朋友

1255
01:21:50,508 --> 01:21:54,342
你們當時有發現他們會進行瘋狂殺戮的

1256
01:21:54,508 --> 01:21:56,592
任何跡象嗎?

1257
01:21:56,758 --> 01:21:57,425
一點都沒

1258
01:21:57,592 --> 01:21:58,425
沒有

1259
01:21:58,592 --> 01:22:03,258
- 完全想不到
- 他們非常善良又有禮貌

1260
01:22:03,425 --> 01:22:05,883
他們從不賒欠,對吧,馬克?

1261
01:22:06,050 --> 01:22:06,717
總是

1262
01:22:06,883 --> 01:22:08,550
我們不了解

1263
01:22:08,717 --> 01:22:11,050
調查陷入膠著時

1264
01:22:11,217 --> 01:22:14,717
是你們報案才讓他們被逮捕

1265
01:22:15,550 --> 01:22:16,425
沒錯

1266
01:22:16,967 --> 01:22:20,300
但黑人警察顯然不是辦凶殺案的

1267
01:22:20,467 --> 01:22:22,717
最佳選擇!

1268
01:22:22,883 --> 01:22:26,675
就像如果狗不見了,別妄想廣東人會幫你找!

1269
01:22:27,592 --> 01:22:31,133
他該派去非洲更適合

1270
01:22:33,758 --> 01:22:35,133
話說回來

1271
01:22:35,300 --> 01:22:36,842
關於帕氏夫婦案...

1272
01:22:37,008 --> 01:22:39,550
是什麼讓你產生懷疑的?

1273
01:22:40,217 --> 01:22:42,258
就是他吃了我的耳朵!

1274
01:22:42,425 --> 01:22:45,800
花了我們十六萬,但現在更好看了

1275
01:22:46,342 --> 01:22:48,300
順便說個玩笑

1276
01:22:48,467 --> 01:22:50,050
就是那個心律調整器

1277
01:22:51,092 --> 01:22:53,050
當我吃進去時

1278
01:22:53,550 --> 01:22:55,050
聞到了老鼠味

1279
01:22:55,467 --> 01:22:57,508
我就打給幾個同行

1280
01:22:57,675 --> 01:23:01,342
但沒人知道伊朗豬肉從哪來

1281
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:04,425
我才恍然大悟

1282
01:23:04,592 --> 01:23:06,758
我老公想通了

1283
01:23:07,258 --> 01:23:08,800
若沒有心律調整器

1284
01:23:08,967 --> 01:23:12,550
帕氏夫婦有可能繼續他們瘋狂行徑

1285
01:23:13,092 --> 01:23:14,842
也繼續大賺!

1286
01:23:15,008 --> 01:23:17,258
一公斤素食者的肉要兩千四!

1287
01:23:17,633 --> 01:23:19,842
真是貴參參!

1288
01:23:20,550 --> 01:23:23,383
夫妻倆被判無期徒刑

1289
01:23:23,550 --> 01:23:26,675
當法官在審判結束時問他們

1290
01:23:26,842 --> 01:23:28,467
是否有任何遺憾

1291
01:23:28,633 --> 01:23:30,050
帕蘇菲回答說...

1292
01:23:33,258 --> 01:23:34,425
小熊維尼

1293
01:23:37,651 --> 01:23:42,651
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