1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,916 --> 00:00:08,916 ‎NETFLIX 呈献 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:45,291 --> 00:00:48,708 ‎三年前 我拍了人生第一支剧情长片 5 00:00:48,791 --> 00:00:50,291 ‎《大佛普拉斯》 6 00:00:50,916 --> 00:00:53,250 ‎意外地得到了一些掌声 7 00:00:53,833 --> 00:00:57,291 ‎我的同学经常会在媒体上看到我 8 00:00:57,791 --> 00:01:00,833 ‎都觉得我的人生也跟着升级 9 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:04,333 ‎但其实我的生活没什么改变 10 00:01:04,875 --> 00:01:06,583 ‎还是常常骑着摩托车 11 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,250 ‎到处闲晃 12 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:12,250 ‎如果你问我到底有什么变化 13 00:01:12,833 --> 00:01:15,125 ‎我想应该是我的视野 14 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:17,958 ‎这次我将画面 15 00:01:18,041 --> 00:01:20,000 ‎由1比1.85 16 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:22,375 ‎变成1比2.35 17 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:25,250 ‎画面也变成彩色的 18 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:28,833 ‎我的声音也更加迷人 19 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:32,500 ‎我想这也算是一种升级 20 00:01:52,833 --> 00:01:54,875 ‎小弟跟大家补充一下 21 00:01:54,958 --> 00:01:57,291 ‎刚才那台小台的是我的 22 00:01:57,375 --> 00:01:59,791 ‎现在这台大台的红牌重型摩托车 23 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:02,916 ‎是我们甜蜜生活总裁 钟仔的 24 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,750 ‎这家伙拍自己的电影都赔钱 25 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:08,583 ‎拍我的电影第一次赚到钱 26 00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:10,750 ‎就跑去买了这台重型摩托车 27 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:12,791 ‎虽然摩托车不是我的名字 28 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,291 ‎但我心里 29 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:16,833 ‎总是觉得我有一部分的股份 30 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:18,916 ‎我还为了这台重型摩托车 31 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,083 ‎去考了重型摩托车驾照 32 00:02:21,166 --> 00:02:22,833 ‎但每次要去甜蜜生活 33 00:02:22,916 --> 00:02:25,333 ‎借这台摩托车出去绕绕 34 00:02:25,416 --> 00:02:27,291 ‎钟仔都说他等下要出去 35 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:30,541 ‎这几天他的制片打电话给我 36 00:02:30,625 --> 00:02:32,208 ‎说总裁出国了 37 00:02:32,291 --> 00:02:34,083 ‎要骑就要趁现在 38 00:02:34,166 --> 00:02:35,541 ‎我电话一放 39 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:37,333 ‎马上就冲去公司 40 00:02:37,416 --> 00:02:39,166 ‎将这台摩托车骑出来 41 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:45,375 ‎上一部电影完成之后 42 00:02:45,458 --> 00:02:48,291 ‎我就在想接下来要拍什么 43 00:02:49,083 --> 00:02:52,208 ‎一想到监制钟仔的甜蜜生活 44 00:02:52,291 --> 00:02:54,125 ‎是一间只求完美 45 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,416 ‎不讲人情的制作公司 46 00:02:56,916 --> 00:02:58,750 ‎我的头就更痛 47 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:02,291 ‎在我想破头的时候 48 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:05,083 ‎脑海开始浮现我的高中同学 49 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:09,708 ‎快一点啦 50 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:11,750 ‎再拖我就要走了 51 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:13,916 ‎很难打啦 52 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:19,458 ‎你不要玩了喔? 53 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:22,083 ‎-笑什么? ‎-他… 54 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:24,250 ‎牌… 55 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:26,625 ‎牌很差 56 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:28,333 ‎很差就打出来放枪啊 57 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,625 ‎他妈的 58 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:31,250 ‎罐头 59 00:03:31,333 --> 00:03:33,083 ‎我看你不只是牌很差而已 60 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:34,583 ‎你看起来心情也很差 61 00:03:34,666 --> 00:03:36,208 ‎你不会去自杀吧? 62 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:37,500 ‎不要吵 63 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:40,041 ‎在外面欠多少? 64 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:41,041 ‎说啊 65 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:43,208 ‎出牌了 66 00:03:45,416 --> 00:03:46,875 ‎-放枪 ‎-放枪 67 00:03:49,583 --> 00:03:50,666 ‎随便啦 68 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:51,916 ‎我最大 69 00:03:54,166 --> 00:03:55,500 ‎你几点要接你老婆? 70 00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:58,416 ‎我在赚钱 是要接什么老婆? 71 00:03:59,041 --> 00:04:00,875 ‎干 这么有气魄 72 00:04:01,791 --> 00:04:03,083 ‎你不… 73 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:04,875 ‎不去接 74 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:06,583 ‎你老婆 75 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:08,791 ‎不会… 76 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,458 ‎不会念你喔? 77 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,250 ‎男人在外面拼经济 78 00:04:15,333 --> 00:04:17,208 ‎女人安静就好 79 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,250 ‎不要再吹牛了 80 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:23,666 ‎(老琼泡沫红茶专卖店) 81 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:24,875 ‎你看 82 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:26,500 ‎你看 83 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:27,666 ‎你… 84 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:29,583 ‎-你老婆啦 ‎-你老婆啦 85 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:33,041 ‎再玩两次我就要走了 86 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:36,500 ‎罐头都还没输到脱裤子你就要走 87 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:38,500 ‎你奶奶… 88 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:51,916 ‎开拍 89 00:04:57,541 --> 00:04:58,833 ‎再过去一点 90 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:01,875 ‎过去一点 91 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,125 ‎好 慢慢推 92 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:06,250 ‎慢慢推 93 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,666 ‎男主角追过去 94 00:05:11,916 --> 00:05:13,041 ‎焦呢? 95 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:19,041 ‎导演 96 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,750 ‎差不多可以喊停了 97 00:05:20,833 --> 00:05:21,916 ‎等一下 98 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:29,500 ‎停 99 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:34,625 ‎三郎 焦可以吧? 100 00:05:35,666 --> 00:05:37,250 ‎导演 没问题喔 101 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,375 ‎添仔喊完停之后 102 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,125 ‎继续睡他的 103 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:46,208 ‎阿枝却在床头坐到天亮 104 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:50,708 ‎这几年添仔的电影梦越做越频繁 105 00:05:50,791 --> 00:05:53,541 ‎阿枝的睡眠品质却越来越差 106 00:05:54,625 --> 00:05:57,666 ‎阿枝像典型台湾导演的另一半 107 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,333 ‎带着对先生的期待 108 00:05:59,416 --> 00:06:01,791 ‎也掺杂了些许的悲哀 109 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:04,458 ‎永远做不完的电影梦 110 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:07,250 ‎不小心就成了恶梦 111 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:14,375 ‎我不是跟你说过 ‎我没有很喜欢吃煎鲑鱼? 112 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,375 ‎你这种用脑的人 113 00:06:17,458 --> 00:06:18,833 ‎就是要吃这种鱼啊 114 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:20,458 ‎补充欧美加3嘛 115 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:28,208 ‎你昨天晚上在拍什么片啊? 116 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:31,083 ‎你好像拍得很紧张耶 117 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:32,625 ‎拍片? 118 00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:34,083 ‎昨天不是在睡觉? 119 00:06:35,708 --> 00:06:37,708 ‎你睡到一半突然喊一声“开拍” 120 00:06:37,791 --> 00:06:38,875 ‎很大声耶 121 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:40,250 ‎你把我吓一跳 122 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,708 ‎我看你那个表情应该在拍片 123 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:45,083 ‎没有啦 124 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:46,916 ‎应该试戏而已 125 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,750 ‎白天动脑筋 126 00:06:49,250 --> 00:06:51,416 ‎晚上睡觉都在动脑筋 127 00:06:52,125 --> 00:06:53,541 ‎你这样会不会用脑过度? 128 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:01,750 ‎我有帮你准备便当 冰在冰箱 129 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,500 ‎你中午自己热来吃 130 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,708 ‎烟不要抽太多啦 131 00:07:11,625 --> 00:07:13,125 ‎不要太累 132 00:07:13,208 --> 00:07:14,916 ‎你如果脑袋塞车 133 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,250 ‎出去走一走 134 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:19,750 ‎-走了 ‎-拜拜 135 00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:26,541 ‎各位同事 大家辛苦了 136 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:28,375 ‎我今天有买饮料请大家喝 137 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:31,416 ‎那以后还希望大家多多指教 138 00:07:32,291 --> 00:07:33,625 ‎今天能升上课长 139 00:07:33,708 --> 00:07:35,666 ‎老实说 我也有点小意外 140 00:07:35,750 --> 00:07:37,166 ‎但我以后一定会更努力 141 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:38,375 ‎带领大家 142 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,916 ‎让我们课成为公司的绩优股 143 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,666 ‎谢谢大家 谢谢 144 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:52,000 ‎陈典锋 145 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,833 ‎经理找你喔 146 00:07:53,916 --> 00:07:54,791 ‎好 147 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:00,625 ‎电风 148 00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:04,208 ‎这次升课长的事我有试着帮你 149 00:08:04,708 --> 00:08:05,958 ‎但就没办法 150 00:08:06,916 --> 00:08:08,375 ‎要继续加油 151 00:08:08,458 --> 00:08:10,041 ‎以后还有机会 152 00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,458 ‎我看人事送来的资料 153 00:08:14,541 --> 00:08:17,666 ‎你这两个月加班的时间好像有点少喔 154 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:19,541 ‎报告经理 155 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,291 ‎事情都做完我才会下班 156 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,500 ‎电风 我们都老同学了 157 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,000 ‎我们是老同学 我才会劝你 158 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,875 ‎公司要看的 159 00:08:33,957 --> 00:08:35,207 ‎是这些东西 160 00:08:35,707 --> 00:08:37,625 ‎不是你的工作效率 161 00:08:39,957 --> 00:08:42,875 ‎还有现在大环境不好 你也知道 162 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,958 ‎这几年公司也没赚什么钱 163 00:08:46,958 --> 00:08:49,416 ‎调薪的事情你就委屈一点 164 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,625 ‎我们一起努力 165 00:08:51,708 --> 00:08:53,291 ‎公司不会亏待你的 166 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:00,291 ‎请你等一下帮我 ‎把那个屏风先移开一下 167 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:05,875 ‎先生 168 00:09:05,958 --> 00:09:06,916 ‎先生 169 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,708 ‎患者昏迷 意识不清喔 170 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:12,250 ‎我先看一下有没有脉搏 171 00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:17,458 ‎到底是割腕还是吃老鼠药? 172 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,375 ‎没有啦 他就吃这个瘦不停想自杀 173 00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:24,500 ‎这是什么药? 174 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:26,250 ‎减肥药 175 00:09:27,666 --> 00:09:30,458 ‎干 他到底是要自杀还是减肥? 176 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,208 ‎我怎么知道? 177 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:33,875 ‎反正他就是整罐吞下去 178 00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:36,083 ‎然后就口吐白沫 179 00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:38,250 ‎桑拿的人都吓到 180 00:09:39,208 --> 00:09:41,375 ‎那不就像螃蟹那样冒泡? 181 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,125 ‎两年前 182 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,625 ‎罐头好不容易交了一个女朋友 183 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,333 ‎但后来 184 00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:49,916 ‎我们才知道他们是在小吃部认识的 185 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:52,500 ‎-罐头 ‎-也是从那时起 186 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:55,708 ‎罐头开始过着借钱、刷卡的日子 187 00:09:55,791 --> 00:09:58,958 ‎最后连讨债兄弟都找上门 188 00:09:59,041 --> 00:10:00,708 ‎干 上次喝茶 189 00:10:00,791 --> 00:10:03,125 ‎不应该损他说会不会去自杀 190 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,166 ‎不用想太多 191 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,541 ‎应该不是这样 192 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,041 ‎帅哥 193 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:11,875 ‎你们朋友应该没事吧? 194 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:13,708 ‎应该是吧 195 00:10:13,791 --> 00:10:14,875 ‎这样最好 196 00:10:14,958 --> 00:10:17,125 ‎这里有一些你们朋友的消费 197 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:18,500 ‎麻烦你们处理一下 198 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,500 ‎两份套餐七千两百元 199 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,541 ‎他是吃什么? 200 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,458 ‎套餐 201 00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:27,916 ‎就是叫小姐 202 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:30,750 ‎两份是什么意思? 203 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:31,958 ‎叫两次 204 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:36,125 ‎干 要死之前还要喷一喷喔? 205 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,166 ‎你有钱吗? 206 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:47,041 ‎我打给闭结 207 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:48,750 ‎等我一下 不好意思 208 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,083 ‎不好意思 稍等一下 209 00:10:53,541 --> 00:10:54,625 ‎喂?闭结 210 00:10:56,166 --> 00:10:57,083 ‎你在哪? 211 00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,333 ‎我… 212 00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:02,000 ‎我在外面 213 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,083 ‎等一下再打给你 214 00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,750 ‎还好吗? 215 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,125 ‎还… 216 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:18,250 ‎-还好 ‎-那我们就继续 217 00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,916 ‎你说你是在建房子的? 218 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,000 ‎我… 219 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:23,750 ‎我是… 220 00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:26,750 ‎如果有机会 你可以帮自己盖一间 221 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,250 ‎来 222 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,625 ‎这本是第二春的 223 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:33,750 ‎你看看 224 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:36,791 ‎你这个年纪 225 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,000 ‎找第二春的最好 226 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:41,041 ‎大家都有年纪了 227 00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:43,083 ‎对家庭比较有责任感 228 00:11:43,166 --> 00:11:44,875 ‎可以互相扶持 229 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,750 ‎你如果加入我们会员 230 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,541 ‎我们这边所有的资料你都可以看 231 00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:55,666 ‎我们这里的会员是终身的 232 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,791 ‎就算你离婚再回来 233 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,666 ‎也没问题 234 00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:03,583 ‎(爱喆红娘) 235 00:12:03,666 --> 00:12:06,333 ‎其实翁姐对闭结有一些误会 236 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:08,458 ‎他不是在建房子 237 00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:10,750 ‎他是在糊纸屋 238 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,250 ‎闭结会来婚友社 239 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:14,541 ‎是因为奶奶的身体不好 240 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,750 ‎长期躺在床上 241 00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:19,250 ‎邻居就建议他 242 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:20,875 ‎看能不能娶个老婆 243 00:12:20,958 --> 00:12:22,625 ‎帮奶奶冲喜 244 00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,833 ‎闭结从小就是奶奶抚养长大的 245 00:12:26,916 --> 00:12:28,291 ‎祖孙两个人 246 00:12:28,375 --> 00:12:30,708 ‎就住在纸糊店楼上的仓库 247 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:33,958 ‎闭结心里很清楚 248 00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:37,416 ‎纸糊店都不能让祖孙糊口了 249 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,166 ‎哪还敢妄想娶老婆和生孩子? 250 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:48,666 ‎(松美纸糊店) 251 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:05,666 ‎奶奶 252 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,750 ‎时间到了吗? 253 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,875 ‎时间 254 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,500 ‎只存在于 255 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,333 ‎这个空间 256 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,208 ‎万物之始 257 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:12,250 ‎大道至简 258 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,041 ‎衍化至繁 259 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:20,625 ‎万物从无到有 260 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:23,791 ‎由一处来 261 00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:28,708 ‎终究必须回到一处 262 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:55,000 ‎现代工商社会 263 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,833 ‎男人为了拼生活 264 00:14:57,916 --> 00:14:59,500 ‎白天操体力 265 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,000 ‎晚上就不够力 266 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:03,625 ‎这个时候就要靠这罐 267 00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:07,125 ‎大仙虎龙丸 268 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,125 ‎停! 269 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,416 ‎大仙 270 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,291 ‎你最后那句正常念就可以了 271 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,916 ‎回音我们到录音室再处理 ‎效果会比较好 272 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,500 ‎是吗? 273 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,958 ‎是这样吗? 274 00:15:21,041 --> 00:15:22,833 ‎对啦 你先休息一下 275 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:27,541 ‎罐头 276 00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:30,791 ‎大仙走出来时 你不要一直看镜头 277 00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,666 ‎要看大仙的方向 278 00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:34,791 ‎添仔 279 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:35,958 ‎会冷耶 280 00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:38,875 ‎罐头 281 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:40,916 ‎现在工作不好找 282 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,416 ‎我好不容易把你介绍给客户 283 00:15:43,958 --> 00:15:45,458 ‎你忍耐一下 284 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:49,250 ‎还有在这里 285 00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:51,208 ‎你要叫我导演 286 00:15:53,083 --> 00:15:54,125 ‎导演 287 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:55,791 ‎添仔 288 00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:57,916 ‎你这个镜头是要继续拍 289 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,291 ‎还是要换镜位? 290 00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,666 ‎等我一下 291 00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:02,708 ‎好 292 00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,208 ‎罐头 293 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,791 ‎你看镜头跟看大仙 294 00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,583 ‎镜头语言是不同的 295 00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:12,208 ‎你如果看镜头 296 00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,291 ‎就暗示有事情要发生 297 00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,500 ‎如果是欧洲电影 298 00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:19,791 ‎这时候镜头就会慢慢推到你脸上 299 00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,125 ‎如果是美国电影 300 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,791 ‎镜头就会推到我的瞳孔 301 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,500 ‎用瞳孔做转场 302 00:16:27,333 --> 00:16:29,708 ‎我觉得你少一个镜头 303 00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:32,166 ‎还是你等一下补一个我看镜头的特写 304 00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,708 ‎对观众来说比较有说服力 305 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,166 ‎还有添仔 306 00:16:37,666 --> 00:16:39,291 ‎这是日景还是夜景? 307 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,333 ‎床戏当然是夜景 308 00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:43,666 ‎有问题吗? 309 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:45,583 ‎这么亮 310 00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:47,333 ‎光圈有没有多缩一点? 311 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:48,958 ‎什么意思? 312 00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:50,916 ‎拍电影的人 313 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,333 ‎你不知道什么叫做日光夜景喔? 314 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,041 ‎什么是日光夜景? 315 00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,791 ‎以前美国西部片 316 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,875 ‎约翰福特的《关山飞渡》 317 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,625 ‎霍华德霍克斯的《红河》 318 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,875 ‎他们在荒郊野外拍夜景 319 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,958 ‎哪有地方可以打光? 320 00:17:09,040 --> 00:17:11,790 ‎他们在白天的时候拍 321 00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,208 ‎把光圈缩小 322 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,583 ‎缩多一点 323 00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:16,790 ‎看起来就像夜景 324 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:18,915 ‎这就是日光夜景 325 00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:20,665 ‎知道吗? 326 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,208 ‎阿昌 327 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,375 ‎我们把光圈缩小一点 328 00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,125 ‎这样才有日光夜景的感觉 329 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,208 ‎添仔 这样好吗? 330 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,791 ‎这是卖药的广告耶 331 00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,208 ‎到时候客户那边你有办法交片吗? 332 00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:33,791 ‎我跟你说 333 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,916 ‎这里每一个车位都要一百万元 334 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,875 ‎我的只要48万元 335 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,375 ‎而且坪数一样大 336 00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,416 ‎银行贷款也一样多 337 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,875 ‎这应该是停重型摩托车的吧? 338 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,125 ‎这位置是停车子的 339 00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,375 ‎而且你看 340 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,750 ‎这个位置还有一个好处 341 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:52,541 ‎别人开车门不会撞到我的车 342 00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,791 ‎我每天推 343 00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,416 ‎能运动又能赚钱 344 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:58,833 ‎应该是别人比较怕 ‎被你的车门撞到吧? 345 00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:01,625 ‎干 346 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,041 ‎来我家啦 347 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,416 ‎操你妈 348 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,750 ‎我的包包怎么忘记拿? 349 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,416 ‎干 350 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,333 ‎需要帮忙推吗? 351 00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,666 ‎不用 我每天都在推 352 00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,375 ‎这块要换掉 353 00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,041 ‎为什么要换掉? 354 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:50,458 ‎这没有黏好 底下都是空心的 355 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:52,500 ‎这么专业喔? 356 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:54,375 ‎我们这种人 357 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,958 ‎一辈子能买一间房子就很了不起了 358 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:58,458 ‎当然要专业 359 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,708 ‎你花了多少? 360 00:20:00,791 --> 00:20:02,250 ‎720万元 361 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,458 ‎头期款两百万元 362 00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:05,916 ‎你怎么有这么多钱? 363 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:07,875 ‎我自己存的 364 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,416 ‎不过只存了三十万元而已 365 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,875 ‎剩下的都是我爸留下来的手尾钱 366 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:24,416 ‎你为什么一直抽烟? 367 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,708 ‎交屋了 368 00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:28,666 ‎庆祝一下 369 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:32,666 ‎但是你连续抽了两根 370 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,208 ‎等一下想睡个午觉 371 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:39,875 ‎先抽多一根 372 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,708 ‎为什么要抽多一根? 373 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:50,083 ‎才不会睡到一半又要爬起来抽 374 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,000 ‎会影响睡眠品质 375 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:01,500 ‎妈 376 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:02,791 ‎你又在抹土啊? 377 00:21:02,875 --> 00:21:04,083 ‎对啊 要抹一些土 378 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,416 ‎都市人才会觉得这是现摘的 379 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,416 ‎帮我看一下领带有没有正 380 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:09,541 ‎有啊 很正 381 00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:10,958 ‎你今天换工作吗? 382 00:21:11,041 --> 00:21:12,125 ‎对啊 添仔介绍的 383 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,250 ‎去户政事务所上班 384 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,666 ‎他不是一直都没有工作? ‎怎么不帮自己找一个? 385 00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,291 ‎他是要当导演的人 386 00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:20,083 ‎要写剧本 哪有时间上班? 387 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,708 ‎当导演就是没工作的人 388 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:24,750 ‎300年才拍一部片 389 00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,791 ‎查户口啊 390 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,333 ‎有三个要点 391 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:44,583 ‎第一 住 392 00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,708 ‎一定要在室内 393 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:48,958 ‎室内呢 394 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,541 ‎就是要有四个墙 395 00:21:51,083 --> 00:21:52,625 ‎然后有屋顶 396 00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:54,375 ‎也要有门 397 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:55,958 ‎第二 398 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,041 ‎睡觉的地方 399 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:02,166 ‎一定要有床、枕头和棉被 400 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,875 ‎这三项东西 401 00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:05,958 ‎第三 402 00:22:07,041 --> 00:22:09,291 ‎盥洗的地方一定要有 403 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:12,458 ‎对了 404 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:14,041 ‎记得要拍照 405 00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:19,750 ‎来这边上班 406 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:21,291 ‎不用打领带 407 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,791 ‎我们要亲民一点 408 00:22:25,541 --> 00:22:29,041 ‎全所就只有主任会打领带 409 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,750 ‎请问是411号吗? 410 00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:03,541 ‎是啊 411 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:06,375 ‎大哥 412 00:23:06,458 --> 00:23:07,708 ‎我户政的 413 00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:09,833 ‎-你有申请迁户口吗? ‎-有啊 414 00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,250 ‎来 年轻人 坐 415 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,291 ‎不用 416 00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,416 ‎你这房子 417 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,666 ‎怎么没有墙壁? 418 00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,208 ‎墙壁? 419 00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:20,541 ‎谁说墙壁一定要用水泥跟砖头做? 420 00:23:21,583 --> 00:23:22,750 ‎你睡这里啊? 421 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,875 ‎是啊 这个是我的床 422 00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:26,333 ‎我都睡这 423 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,375 ‎你在哪里洗澡? 424 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:30,791 ‎那边 你有看到那个桶子吗? 425 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,625 ‎年轻人 426 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:36,208 ‎我跟你讲 427 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:38,750 ‎男人不要常洗澡 428 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:40,458 ‎不然 429 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:42,791 ‎精气神是会留不住的 430 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:47,375 ‎我帮你拍张照好不好? 431 00:23:47,458 --> 00:23:48,333 ‎好啊 432 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:52,750 ‎现在查户口和以前不太相同 433 00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:56,166 ‎以前因为治安和政治问题 434 00:23:56,250 --> 00:23:58,583 ‎是由警察人员查户口 435 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,666 ‎但现在 436 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:03,833 ‎除非你有需求或是特殊状况 437 00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:07,916 ‎才会由户政人员亲自登门拜访 438 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,250 ‎民众的需求是什么呢? 439 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:14,291 ‎通常是为了学区就学 440 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:16,125 ‎申请社会福利 441 00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:18,125 ‎当然 442 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:20,375 ‎有时候也会因为一些产权纠纷 443 00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:22,333 ‎需要申请迁户口 444 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:35,666 ‎有人在吗? 445 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,166 ‎有人在吗? 446 00:24:56,958 --> 00:24:58,875 ‎请问是陈金龙吗? 447 00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:07,875 ‎我是户政事务所的 448 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,500 ‎请问你是陈金龙吗? 449 00:25:16,583 --> 00:25:18,416 ‎你是不是有申请迁户口? 450 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,666 ‎我可以帮你拍张照吗? 451 00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:30,666 ‎各位观众朋友 452 00:25:30,750 --> 00:25:33,250 ‎根据剧组深入调查发现 453 00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,541 ‎门内这位就是陈金龙 454 00:25:36,375 --> 00:25:39,291 ‎他以前本来很多话又爱碎碎念 455 00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:42,833 ‎但自从这间房子发生产权纠纷之后 456 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,125 ‎他就把所有想讲的话 457 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:46,750 ‎都写在墙上了 458 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:48,708 ‎从此之后 459 00:25:48,791 --> 00:25:51,125 ‎就再也没有开口说过话了 460 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:15,958 ‎年轻人 461 00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:18,833 ‎年轻人 462 00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:23,875 ‎年轻人 463 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:29,166 ‎不能这样一直睡啦 464 00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:31,166 ‎我怕你做不完 465 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:33,041 ‎才把你叫醒 466 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:51,416 ‎奔驰车耶 467 00:26:58,666 --> 00:26:59,583 ‎年轻人 468 00:27:00,375 --> 00:27:03,083 ‎这可以改成敞篷的吗? 469 00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:06,666 ‎阿伯 你很时髦喔 470 00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,708 ‎但是我不知道你那边的交通状况 471 00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,625 ‎如果把这边切掉 472 00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:15,375 ‎翻车会比较危险 473 00:27:17,916 --> 00:27:18,958 ‎也对 474 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:20,875 ‎安全比较重要 475 00:27:21,833 --> 00:27:24,666 ‎还是我帮你装一支尾翼? 476 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,375 ‎这边装尾翼喔? 477 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,875 ‎这样看起来很时髦 478 00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:33,125 ‎顺便帮你做个司机 479 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,500 ‎帮你开车 480 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,875 ‎好 这样好 481 00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:43,458 ‎年轻人 482 00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:46,250 ‎你为什么眉头深锁? 483 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,083 ‎我前几天看到金童玉女 484 00:27:54,291 --> 00:27:57,125 ‎那你有看到老李吗? 485 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,041 ‎老李? 486 00:28:00,583 --> 00:28:02,750 ‎对啊 他就穿一件黑衣服 487 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:04,083 ‎戴一顶帽子 488 00:28:04,166 --> 00:28:05,625 ‎看起来很严肃 489 00:28:05,708 --> 00:28:07,750 ‎还有点装模作样 490 00:28:08,416 --> 00:28:09,291 ‎有啊 491 00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,208 ‎他还讲了一堆莫名其妙的话 492 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:13,708 ‎我都听不懂 493 00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:17,250 ‎其实他人很好 494 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,125 ‎他就是喜欢装那个样子 495 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,708 ‎但是看过他的人 496 00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:24,833 ‎一、两个月内 497 00:28:24,916 --> 00:28:27,125 ‎就会被他带走 498 00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:34,083 ‎这样 499 00:28:34,875 --> 00:28:36,833 ‎我要帮我奶奶准备什么吗? 500 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:39,083 ‎不要想太多 501 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:40,708 ‎烟只要点着 502 00:28:40,791 --> 00:28:42,958 ‎最后也会变成烟灰 503 00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:44,791 ‎人也一样 504 00:28:56,375 --> 00:28:57,791 ‎闭结有这外号 505 00:28:57,875 --> 00:29:00,791 ‎是因为他和我们讲话时都会结巴 506 00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:03,291 ‎但说来奇怪 507 00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:05,833 ‎只要和好兄弟讲话 508 00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:07,625 ‎就不会有这困扰 509 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,250 ‎这大概和他特殊的体质有关系 510 00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,750 ‎但也给他的工作 511 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,833 ‎带来一些困扰 512 00:29:17,083 --> 00:29:19,541 ‎因为客户常常会直接来找他 513 00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:21,458 ‎要求修改东西 514 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:25,458 ‎但闭结总是不厌其烦地帮忙 515 00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:27,625 ‎他说 516 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:30,708 ‎这都是人家人生最后的要求了 517 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,833 ‎帮忙一下也是应该的 518 00:29:34,875 --> 00:29:37,208 ‎接下来我会积极地推动 519 00:29:37,291 --> 00:29:39,791 ‎普拉斯计划进阶版 520 00:29:40,333 --> 00:29:43,708 ‎这个计划不仅是结合了产官学 521 00:29:43,791 --> 00:29:45,458 ‎更重要的是引进 522 00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:48,000 ‎矽谷的科技人才 523 00:29:48,083 --> 00:29:50,416 ‎让我们三年超越台北 524 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,916 ‎五年赶上东京 525 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:54,750 ‎十年 526 00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:57,708 ‎跟纽约平起平坐 527 00:29:57,791 --> 00:29:59,500 ‎(市长 蒋中文) 528 00:29:59,583 --> 00:30:00,583 ‎停 529 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:03,666 ‎拍板 第一段第一个镜头 530 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,625 ‎可以吗? 531 00:30:05,708 --> 00:30:07,500 ‎市长 你实在是太专业了 532 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:09,750 ‎在镜头前真的非常有魅力 533 00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:12,833 ‎我只是把我这个市政 ‎平常做的事情说出来而已 534 00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:14,208 ‎没什么特别的 535 00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:15,833 ‎市长 你要不要看一下你的英姿? 536 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:17,083 ‎真的非常棒 537 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:18,583 ‎现在可以看? 538 00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,208 ‎-来 请 ‎-好 539 00:30:23,791 --> 00:30:25,208 ‎三郎 焦可以吧? 540 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:27,541 ‎-回放给市长看一下 ‎-好 541 00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:31,166 ‎(播放) 542 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:33,625 ‎市长 你觉得有什么地方需要改进的 543 00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,291 ‎帮我们提点一下好不好? 544 00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:38,041 ‎吴导 你是专业的 545 00:30:38,125 --> 00:30:40,041 ‎我这个能讲什么? 546 00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:41,833 ‎不过 547 00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:44,916 ‎我有点这个建议啊 548 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,250 ‎你参考一下 549 00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:48,791 ‎是不是能够把我这个脸 550 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:50,958 ‎再大一点? 551 00:30:51,041 --> 00:30:54,250 ‎-能够显示我这个决心 决心的感觉 ‎-市长 552 00:30:54,333 --> 00:30:56,041 ‎-你真的非常专业 ‎-真的吗? 553 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:58,041 ‎对 我们帮你补一个胸上的特写 554 00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,708 ‎-好不好?对 来 ‎-现在吗?好 555 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:02,208 ‎给市长一个特写 胸上的 556 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:08,083 ‎市长 你慢慢来就好 557 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,166 ‎这么多人在干吗? 558 00:31:11,041 --> 00:31:12,083 ‎市长 559 00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:13,083 ‎委员 560 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:14,958 ‎-委员 你怎么… ‎-市长 561 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,625 ‎委员 你怎么来了? 562 00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:22,375 ‎什么事吗?要不要我们待会再说? ‎我们现在正在忙 563 00:31:23,208 --> 00:31:24,833 ‎我上次发生事情 564 00:31:24,916 --> 00:31:26,416 ‎党要我退选 565 00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:30,041 ‎你有那么多事 我哪知道是哪一件? 566 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:31,791 ‎报告市长 567 00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:33,041 ‎高委员指的应该是 568 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,958 ‎大佛山佛陀园区那件事 569 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,041 ‎我以为党要我退选 570 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:40,041 ‎是因为我服务处被打六颗子弹 571 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:43,333 ‎那件事党最后的处置是停权处分 572 00:31:44,791 --> 00:31:46,291 ‎好啦 不管啦 573 00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:48,125 ‎现在怎么样? 574 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,125 ‎新的继任人选不处理 575 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:52,375 ‎我怎么对我的支持者交代啊? 576 00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:55,291 ‎我们待会再说好不好? 577 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:57,416 ‎我先忙 好不好?可以吗? 578 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:00,666 ‎我们先上个厕所啦 579 00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:02,458 ‎我不急啦 580 00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:03,458 ‎你先去吧 581 00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:05,333 ‎我现在还在拍广告 582 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:07,708 ‎市长 583 00:32:07,791 --> 00:32:11,375 ‎这种市政吹牛广告 ‎什么时候不能拍啊?急什么? 584 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,875 ‎今天没拍完 改天再拍嘛 585 00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:16,916 ‎收工了 586 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,000 ‎收工了 587 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,291 ‎-收工了 ‎-好 来 588 00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:22,000 ‎我们去聊聊 589 00:32:24,916 --> 00:32:25,750 ‎不好意思 590 00:32:25,833 --> 00:32:28,000 ‎高委员很喜欢在厕所协商事情 591 00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:30,166 ‎一来是因为没有监视器 592 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,750 ‎二来厕所算是高委员的福地 593 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:34,708 ‎收一收 594 00:32:34,791 --> 00:32:38,416 ‎毕竟每一个伟大的人物 ‎都会有一个福地 595 00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:42,125 ‎就像先总统蒋公的福地是在河岸边 596 00:32:42,708 --> 00:32:45,458 ‎他站在那里看鱼逆流而上 597 00:32:46,083 --> 00:32:49,250 ‎那进而鼓励他成为人类的救星 598 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:50,750 ‎世界的伟人 599 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:53,166 ‎自由的灯塔 600 00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:54,875 ‎民主的长城 601 00:32:59,375 --> 00:33:01,833 ‎各方人马现在都要我的位置 602 00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,500 ‎我可以不让出来喔? 603 00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,416 ‎老高 604 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,708 ‎你知道自己很难选 605 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:12,083 ‎党要顾及整体的形象嘛 606 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,208 ‎怕影响总统选情啊 607 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:16,375 ‎那你怎么想? 608 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:23,875 ‎我们找一个素人 609 00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,833 ‎形象好 610 00:33:25,916 --> 00:33:27,125 ‎没有派系色彩 611 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:28,791 ‎没有任何政治包袱 612 00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:31,333 ‎你可以当他的影子立委 613 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:34,666 ‎这样子对你那些金主就有交代 614 00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:37,708 ‎我也可以摆平那些想选的人 615 00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,166 ‎添仔在地方上 616 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:44,083 ‎人脉也算很广 617 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:46,416 ‎有时会接一些案子赚外快 618 00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:48,250 ‎但大部分 619 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,541 ‎都是一些奇怪的产品 620 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:52,500 ‎和来历不明的药品 621 00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:55,916 ‎像今天这种帮市长拍广告 622 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,875 ‎算是比较好赚的 623 00:33:58,916 --> 00:34:01,166 ‎但被高委员这样一搅和 624 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,708 ‎这次不赔钱 625 00:34:02,791 --> 00:34:04,708 ‎大概就阿弥陀佛了 626 00:34:07,583 --> 00:34:08,416 ‎喂? 627 00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:11,708 ‎什么事喔? 628 00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:16,500 ‎好 629 00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:25,833 ‎吴导 630 00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:26,875 ‎请进 631 00:34:26,958 --> 00:34:29,250 ‎-吴导 请坐 ‎-市长 632 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:31,166 ‎-吴导演 你好 ‎-你好 633 00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,458 ‎我高威青 634 00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:35,166 ‎-高委员 久仰 ‎-来啦 坐 635 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,875 ‎吴导 636 00:34:41,458 --> 00:34:43,041 ‎本党一直缺乏像你这种 637 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:45,625 ‎具备文化艺术背景的人才 638 00:34:46,416 --> 00:34:48,250 ‎我们希望你选立委 639 00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,541 ‎我的选区以后就交给你了 640 00:34:56,708 --> 00:35:00,833 ‎这我应该要回去和我老婆讨论一下 641 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,000 ‎我人生的目标是想要拍电影 642 00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:07,750 ‎让台湾电影被世界看见 643 00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:13,458 ‎市长 644 00:35:14,541 --> 00:35:17,750 ‎你有这么好的人才 ‎为什么现在才介绍我认识呢? 645 00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:18,791 ‎客气 646 00:35:19,333 --> 00:35:21,708 ‎高委员 应该没问题了 647 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,583 ‎我们就这么做 648 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:27,208 ‎吴导 我是高委员特助 649 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:28,791 ‎以后请多多指教 650 00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:29,875 ‎谢谢 651 00:35:33,458 --> 00:35:34,750 ‎再一个零 652 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:35,750 ‎-再一个零 ‎-没中 653 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:38,833 ‎再一个零 654 00:35:39,375 --> 00:35:40,583 ‎-再一…干 ‎-干 655 00:35:41,416 --> 00:35:42,583 ‎这是诈欺吗? 656 00:35:42,666 --> 00:35:44,166 ‎(老琼泡沫红茶专卖店) 657 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:45,375 ‎干 再集资啦 658 00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:47,166 ‎快点 闭结 659 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,333 ‎你有神明加持 你去买 660 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:52,208 ‎钱 661 00:35:55,041 --> 00:35:56,041 ‎来 662 00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,916 ‎罐头 钱啊 663 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,291 ‎没钱啦 664 00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:03,958 ‎才月中而已你就没钱? 665 00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,541 ‎真的啊 666 00:36:06,125 --> 00:36:07,583 ‎-你自己看 ‎-我看 667 00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:11,250 ‎干 这张是什么? 668 00:36:12,291 --> 00:36:13,416 ‎钱母啦 669 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:16,375 ‎人家说皮包里放一美元可以招财 670 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,083 ‎应该是没效吧? 671 00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:20,000 ‎我看那张放很久了 672 00:36:20,083 --> 00:36:21,166 ‎财神庙 673 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:23,250 ‎徐老师 674 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:25,041 ‎狐仙堂 675 00:36:25,125 --> 00:36:26,125 ‎他妈的 676 00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:28,125 ‎皮夹里的符比钱还多 677 00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:29,375 ‎拿来啦 678 00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,666 ‎你们看我这张 679 00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:42,625 ‎这张差一号就是特别奖一千万元 680 00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:45,083 ‎但因为尾数的号码不同 681 00:36:45,166 --> 00:36:47,875 ‎连六奖200元的机会都没有 682 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,416 ‎差哪个号码? 683 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,708 ‎最后一个号码如果是四号 684 00:36:51,791 --> 00:36:53,041 ‎我就中了 685 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:55,916 ‎我一直把这张发票留着 686 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,583 ‎就是要提醒我自己 687 00:36:58,208 --> 00:37:00,041 ‎我的人生就差这一步 688 00:37:02,958 --> 00:37:04,083 ‎你差一步 689 00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:05,750 ‎我也差一步 690 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,541 ‎我们大家都差一步而已 691 00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:11,166 ‎我不知道你们差几步 692 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:14,041 ‎不过我要跟你们宣布一个消息 693 00:37:14,708 --> 00:37:16,458 ‎老子要参选立法委员 694 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,375 ‎-干 ‎-干 你是在乱说什么? 695 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:28,416 ‎我看你连里长都选不上 696 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:31,416 ‎吴… 697 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:33,291 ‎吴… 698 00:37:34,291 --> 00:37:35,625 ‎-委… ‎-委员啦 699 00:37:38,916 --> 00:37:39,833 ‎好 可以 700 00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:40,958 ‎很好 好 701 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:42,958 ‎转侧一点点 702 00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:45,000 ‎稍微侧一点点 对 703 00:37:45,083 --> 00:37:46,125 ‎好 再侧一点点 704 00:37:46,208 --> 00:37:47,500 ‎侧一点点 705 00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:49,166 ‎-摄影师 等一下 ‎-好 706 00:37:49,250 --> 00:37:50,666 ‎我调一下衣服 707 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:59,291 ‎我之前用的洗发精还蛮好的 708 00:37:59,375 --> 00:38:00,875 ‎洗完都不会有头皮屑 709 00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,375 ‎纯植物有机的 710 00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:04,708 ‎下次带给你 711 00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:06,833 ‎怎么那么久还没好? 712 00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:08,541 ‎好了 713 00:38:10,750 --> 00:38:11,666 ‎来 714 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:13,875 ‎看看拍得怎么样 715 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:20,541 ‎不错啊 716 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,625 ‎再补个全身的就好了 717 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:26,875 ‎高委员 718 00:38:26,958 --> 00:38:30,375 ‎我觉得倾听好像有一点不太对 719 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:35,708 ‎什么意思? 720 00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:40,000 ‎倾听好像有点太容易了 721 00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:42,833 ‎我觉得应该是要指向明天 722 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,208 ‎铭添 723 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:48,458 ‎我们一起上个厕所 724 00:38:48,541 --> 00:38:50,083 ‎我刚上过耶 725 00:38:52,208 --> 00:38:53,375 ‎一起来嘛 726 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,708 ‎把尿放一放 头脑会比较清楚 727 00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:16,791 ‎年轻真好啊 728 00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,541 ‎逆风尿一丈 729 00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,375 ‎到我这个年纪的时候喔 730 00:39:22,916 --> 00:39:24,916 ‎就顺风都滴到鞋 731 00:39:25,458 --> 00:39:27,208 ‎委员 你不尿喔? 732 00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:29,916 ‎我刚才已经尿过了 733 00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:34,041 ‎还习惯吧? 734 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,208 ‎很好啊 735 00:39:35,291 --> 00:39:36,833 ‎大家都蛮专业的 736 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:38,625 ‎是啊 737 00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:41,250 ‎拍电影我没有你懂 738 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:44,708 ‎但是选举我已经选过无数次了 739 00:39:45,375 --> 00:39:46,875 ‎你听我的就好 740 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:48,916 ‎当然 741 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,833 ‎委员 听你的是必须的 742 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:53,875 ‎只是我有一点小小的想法 743 00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:57,000 ‎我是想要搭配我的名字 744 00:39:57,083 --> 00:39:58,500 ‎指向明天 745 00:39:58,583 --> 00:40:00,708 ‎让选民看见铭添 746 00:40:03,708 --> 00:40:05,416 ‎你这个想法很好 747 00:40:07,291 --> 00:40:08,583 ‎但是我跟你说 748 00:40:09,583 --> 00:40:10,916 ‎你是一个新人 749 00:40:12,333 --> 00:40:14,083 ‎新人最重要是什么? 750 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:16,708 ‎就是要听 751 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:52,250 ‎谁啊? 752 00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:53,416 ‎户政的 753 00:41:00,666 --> 00:41:02,375 ‎你是… 754 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,791 ‎我是户政的 755 00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:08,458 ‎你有申请迁户口吗? 756 00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,500 ‎有啊 我有申请 757 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,291 ‎里面请 758 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:27,958 ‎坐嘛 759 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,500 ‎没关系 760 00:41:36,750 --> 00:41:38,916 ‎你是林慕璇小姐? 761 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:41,208 ‎我是 762 00:41:41,875 --> 00:41:43,291 ‎可以看一下你证件吗? 763 00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:46,750 ‎好 764 00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:49,958 ‎罐头看到这位女性 765 00:41:50,041 --> 00:41:51,958 ‎整个眼神都不太一样 766 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,041 ‎因为站在眼前的 767 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:56,416 ‎就是他朝思暮想的校花 768 00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,333 ‎虽然已经20几年不曾见面 769 00:41:59,833 --> 00:42:01,125 ‎但对罐头来说 770 00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:03,708 ‎校花就算化成灰 771 00:42:03,791 --> 00:42:05,291 ‎他也认得出来 772 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:09,583 ‎怎么会搬来这里啊? 773 00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:14,583 ‎工作的关系 774 00:42:16,833 --> 00:42:18,000 ‎你是做什么的? 775 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:25,250 ‎就帮人家按摩 776 00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:27,125 ‎经络理疗那种 777 00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:32,041 ‎那间做什么的? 778 00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:36,500 ‎我的工作室 779 00:42:38,916 --> 00:42:40,375 ‎方便看一下吗? 780 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:44,708 ‎不用了吧 781 00:42:44,791 --> 00:42:47,500 ‎里面也没什么 就一间工作室而已 782 00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:50,833 ‎你搬来多久? 783 00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:53,291 ‎上个月才刚搬来 784 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,583 ‎可以帮你拍张照吗? 785 00:42:58,291 --> 00:42:59,791 ‎拍照? 786 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:02,000 ‎上面规定的 不好意思 787 00:43:03,625 --> 00:43:04,750 ‎好 788 00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:06,791 ‎-那我… ‎-你站后面一点 789 00:43:06,875 --> 00:43:07,791 ‎好 790 00:43:15,458 --> 00:43:16,375 ‎你… 791 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,250 ‎你好 792 00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:23,833 ‎妹妹 你自己先跑上来喔? 793 00:43:25,041 --> 00:43:27,000 ‎李先生 抱歉 794 00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:30,333 ‎这位是今天要跟你相亲的王小姐 795 00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:32,541 ‎这位是她的女儿 796 00:43:33,791 --> 00:43:36,375 ‎她有些担心妈妈的约会对象 797 00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:38,166 ‎就先上来看 798 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,500 ‎社会风险多啊 799 00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:42,291 ‎阿乔 800 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:43,750 ‎怎么这样说话? 801 00:43:44,833 --> 00:43:45,958 ‎不会啦 802 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:48,250 ‎来我这边的都是社会贤达 803 00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:49,833 ‎你放心 804 00:43:51,375 --> 00:43:53,416 ‎王小姐 你先坐 805 00:43:53,916 --> 00:43:55,250 ‎谢谢 806 00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:57,833 ‎你们慢慢聊 807 00:43:57,916 --> 00:43:59,208 ‎我先下去 808 00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:07,166 ‎这我妈 阿月 809 00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:08,625 ‎要怎么称呼你? 810 00:44:09,708 --> 00:44:11,500 ‎我… 811 00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:14,125 ‎闭… 812 00:44:18,291 --> 00:44:19,791 ‎闭… 813 00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:21,125 ‎闭结 814 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:23,083 ‎我听得出来 815 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,083 ‎我是问你怎么称呼 816 00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:27,458 ‎他说他叫闭结 817 00:44:27,541 --> 00:44:29,166 ‎那是他的绰号 818 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,041 ‎为什么你想认识我妈? 819 00:44:36,416 --> 00:44:40,625 ‎翁… 820 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:42,083 ‎翁姐介绍的 821 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:44,541 ‎他没有刻意要认识我 822 00:44:50,833 --> 00:44:53,041 ‎为什么你到这个年纪还没结婚啊? 823 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:54,541 ‎我觉得好奇怪 824 00:44:55,458 --> 00:44:57,583 ‎我… 825 00:44:58,166 --> 00:44:59,625 ‎照顾… 826 00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:03,333 ‎-奶奶 ‎-你说你的工作是照顾奶奶? 827 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:07,291 ‎-没有 我… ‎-他是说他一边工作一边照顾奶奶 828 00:45:07,375 --> 00:45:08,708 ‎比较没时间 829 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,500 ‎所以错过婚姻 830 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:19,416 ‎妈 831 00:45:19,916 --> 00:45:21,500 ‎我觉得你好奇怪 832 00:45:21,583 --> 00:45:23,583 ‎为什么他说什么你都知道? 833 00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,000 ‎你们两个之前认识喔? 834 00:45:30,708 --> 00:45:33,333 ‎-不… ‎-不认识 835 00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:37,083 ‎我也不知道 836 00:45:38,083 --> 00:45:40,208 ‎为什么他说的话我都听得懂 837 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:45,958 ‎高中时 838 00:45:46,041 --> 00:45:48,291 ‎虽然我们和校花不同班 839 00:45:48,375 --> 00:45:50,125 ‎但罐头总有办法 840 00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:52,458 ‎将自己和校花联想在一起 841 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:55,125 ‎校花是11班31号 842 00:45:55,708 --> 00:45:57,500 ‎罐头是12班7号 843 00:45:58,083 --> 00:46:01,916 ‎每天的11点31分到12点7分 844 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,208 ‎是老天爷 845 00:46:03,291 --> 00:46:06,250 ‎给这两位牛郎和织女相会的时间 846 00:46:06,958 --> 00:46:08,750 ‎在11点49分 847 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:12,041 ‎是这场相会最高潮的时刻 848 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:26,958 ‎请进 849 00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,250 ‎我刚好在附近查户口 850 00:46:35,333 --> 00:46:36,791 ‎想说就来一下 851 00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:38,583 ‎没先跟你讲 不好意思 852 00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:39,708 ‎没关系啊 853 00:46:39,791 --> 00:46:40,708 ‎对 854 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,750 ‎这个要麻烦你写一下 855 00:46:45,583 --> 00:46:46,958 ‎全部吗? 856 00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:48,041 ‎好 857 00:46:53,750 --> 00:46:54,916 ‎林小姐 858 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,375 ‎你户籍从台北迁下来 859 00:46:57,458 --> 00:46:58,375 ‎但我去查电脑 860 00:46:58,458 --> 00:47:00,250 ‎你本来是这边的人 对吧? 861 00:47:09,416 --> 00:47:10,291 ‎林先生 862 00:47:10,916 --> 00:47:13,166 ‎你今天是要让我补签资料 863 00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:15,333 ‎还是要来调查我个人身世的啊? 864 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:17,541 ‎你不要误会啦 865 00:47:17,625 --> 00:47:19,833 ‎那个电脑里面资料都有 866 00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:21,375 ‎因为最近选举到了嘛 867 00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:23,250 ‎所以比较多幽灵人口 868 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:25,000 ‎我们要特别留意一下 869 00:47:28,166 --> 00:47:29,000 ‎好了 870 00:47:29,541 --> 00:47:30,375 ‎谢谢 871 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,875 ‎我的手有温度对不对? 872 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:39,916 ‎那我是幽灵吗? 873 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:42,333 ‎不是 874 00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:49,833 ‎加个好友吧 875 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,750 ‎这样以后你就不会只是来查户口了 876 00:48:04,458 --> 00:48:06,958 ‎都已经烧一个礼拜了你们才来 877 00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:08,166 ‎你来看看 878 00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:10,458 ‎这里的东西都已经生锈了 879 00:48:12,166 --> 00:48:14,458 ‎因为警方还在勘灾 880 00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:15,875 ‎我们也不方便进来 881 00:48:16,375 --> 00:48:17,250 ‎你来看 882 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,625 ‎之前这边还在烧 883 00:48:20,708 --> 00:48:22,500 ‎烟这么大要怎么弄? 884 00:48:23,708 --> 00:48:25,791 ‎你们保险公司什么时候要理赔? 885 00:48:27,916 --> 00:48:30,250 ‎公证人测量完会给我们报告 886 00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,125 ‎收到报告就会开始评估 887 00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:35,541 ‎要多久? 888 00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:40,375 ‎我尽量赶在两个星期内给你 889 00:48:41,541 --> 00:48:43,250 ‎什么?两个星期? 890 00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:44,208 ‎你知道吗? 891 00:48:44,291 --> 00:48:47,125 ‎我光这些东西就损失超过一千万元 892 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:49,833 ‎还有这间厂房没算喔 893 00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:52,625 ‎你来看这边 894 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:56,458 ‎这里的一切都是我努力拼来的 895 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,416 ‎你知道我有老婆和小孩要养吗? 896 00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:02,416 ‎你们保险公司就是欺人太甚 897 00:49:02,958 --> 00:49:05,375 ‎要你们理赔就一直拖 898 00:49:05,458 --> 00:49:06,708 ‎干 等两个礼拜? 899 00:49:06,791 --> 00:49:08,333 ‎江先生 你放心 900 00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:11,083 ‎该赔的我们一定会赔 901 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:19,208 ‎问君能有几多愁 902 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:23,833 ‎恰似猪头加工变罐头 903 00:49:23,916 --> 00:49:25,333 ‎你在胡说八道喔? 904 00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:32,458 ‎添仔呢? 905 00:49:33,083 --> 00:49:35,500 ‎他说选举忙 没时间过来 906 00:49:37,666 --> 00:49:39,333 ‎(强棒出击 吴铭添 恳请支持) 907 00:49:39,416 --> 00:49:40,666 ‎这个人是谁? 908 00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:42,541 ‎怎么看起来很面熟? 909 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,250 ‎添仔啊 910 00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:49,250 ‎干 现在看起来很像蠢蛋 911 00:49:57,458 --> 00:49:59,041 ‎你不是有事情要跟我们说? 912 00:50:04,041 --> 00:50:05,750 ‎你们记得11班那个小公主 913 00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:07,083 ‎我们的校花吗? 914 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:10,875 ‎麦娜… 915 00:50:13,166 --> 00:50:14,291 ‎麦娜丝啦 916 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:15,916 ‎名字很像外国人的那个 917 00:50:16,916 --> 00:50:18,750 ‎她现在改名叫林慕璇 918 00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:21,000 ‎林… 919 00:50:21,541 --> 00:50:24,833 ‎你… 920 00:50:27,541 --> 00:50:28,916 ‎你怎么会知道? 921 00:50:29,833 --> 00:50:31,333 ‎查户口查到的 922 00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:43,583 ‎校… 923 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:45,083 ‎校花 924 00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,750 ‎这个地方好像在做色情按摩的 925 00:50:50,333 --> 00:50:52,041 ‎你是在哪里遇到的? 926 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,250 ‎黑桃那一栋 927 00:50:57,916 --> 00:51:00,666 ‎那栋… 928 00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:04,208 ‎都在… 929 00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:10,166 ‎都在让人那样… 930 00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:13,833 ‎没有… 931 00:51:17,333 --> 00:51:18,416 ‎不要说了 932 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,500 ‎-没有… ‎-好啦 933 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,208 ‎她… 934 00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:29,583 ‎毕… 935 00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:33,916 ‎-毕业后不是… ‎-不是去美国了? 936 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,708 ‎我查过她的资料 937 00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:43,333 ‎她没有去 938 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:48,666 ‎这间展示绿色建筑的导览室 939 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,166 ‎是建商为了讲解建筑方案 940 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:52,666 ‎所特别设计的 941 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:56,750 ‎高委员花了一点力气找了金主赞助 942 00:51:57,333 --> 00:51:59,916 ‎把原本是建筑方案的展售中心 943 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,125 ‎改成气派的竞选总部 944 00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:06,000 ‎添仔就自己搬了一张桌子 945 00:52:06,083 --> 00:52:08,916 ‎把这边当成他私人的办公室 946 00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,583 ‎总部的人都以为添仔躲在这里 947 00:52:12,666 --> 00:52:14,541 ‎是在想选举策略 948 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:16,666 ‎但他跟我说 949 00:52:16,750 --> 00:52:18,750 ‎他是躲在这里想剧本 950 00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:20,500 ‎但我发现 951 00:52:20,583 --> 00:52:22,208 ‎他大部分的时间 952 00:52:22,291 --> 00:52:24,541 ‎是在看墙上的马桶 953 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:27,166 ‎铭添 954 00:52:28,625 --> 00:52:29,875 ‎写得如何? 955 00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:32,875 ‎有一些新的想法 956 00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:34,041 ‎还在整理 957 00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:35,750 ‎这是我早上煮的咖啡 958 00:52:35,833 --> 00:52:38,166 ‎一直忙到现在都忘了给你 959 00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:39,958 ‎不知道味道还行不行 960 00:52:40,583 --> 00:52:41,583 ‎谢谢 961 00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:54,208 ‎有人说过 962 00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:56,458 ‎咖啡经过烹煮 963 00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:59,416 ‎生命就只有十分钟 964 00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:02,833 ‎为什么过了一天 965 00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:05,208 ‎这味道还是这么地香? 966 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,166 ‎这是加拉巴哥海龟豆 967 00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:11,166 ‎产量很少喔 968 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:15,375 ‎这味道非常醇厚 969 00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:18,958 ‎进到喉咙里特别甘醇 970 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,625 ‎香气都冲到我脑门了 971 00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:26,916 ‎我是用日本河野流的冲法 972 00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,291 ‎冲煮时间虽然久 973 00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:32,041 ‎可是可以萃取它最丰富的层次 974 00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:34,875 ‎难怪那么好喝 975 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,208 ‎你喜欢的话 976 00:53:38,291 --> 00:53:40,458 ‎以后我天天煮给你喝 977 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,416 ‎这样好吗? 978 00:53:47,416 --> 00:53:50,541 ‎只要你喜欢就好 979 00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:56,791 ‎铭添 980 00:53:58,166 --> 00:53:59,791 ‎你想上我吗? 981 00:54:08,166 --> 00:54:09,791 ‎我今天就想 982 00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:43,500 ‎“达味的诗歌 983 00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:45,458 ‎交与乐官 984 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:49,166 ‎上主 祢鉴察了我 985 00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:52,041 ‎也认清了我 986 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:54,875 ‎我或坐或立 987 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,958 ‎祢全然认清了我 988 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:01,625 ‎祢由远处 989 00:55:01,708 --> 00:55:04,916 ‎已明彻我的思考 990 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:07,583 ‎我或行走或躺卧 991 00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:10,250 ‎祢已先知 992 00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:13,208 ‎我的一切行动 993 00:55:13,291 --> 00:55:16,208 ‎祢完全熟悉” 994 00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:19,625 ‎天主借着这篇圣咏 995 00:55:19,708 --> 00:55:23,625 ‎让我们思考四个反省方向 996 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,666 ‎天主的无所不知 997 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:29,541 ‎-天主的无所不在… ‎-各位观众朋友 998 00:55:29,625 --> 00:55:32,875 ‎你们应该感觉这位神父有点眼熟 999 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,583 ‎因为他本来是神父 1000 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,500 ‎也是桑拿的经理 1001 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:41,166 ‎更加是跟金童玉女一起出现的老李 1002 00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:45,041 ‎他不但扮演了上苍的使者 1003 00:55:45,541 --> 00:55:49,208 ‎他也是在人间讨生活的百姓 1004 00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:51,083 ‎更是接应亡者 1005 00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:53,916 ‎前往西方极乐世界的领路人 1006 00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:57,708 ‎我想咖啡都有出三合一的口味 1007 00:55:58,250 --> 00:56:01,250 ‎演员来个三合一也刚好 1008 00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:05,083 ‎…其实不能垂听 1009 00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:09,166 ‎往往是帮助我们自我反省 1010 00:56:09,750 --> 00:56:10,958 ‎神父 1011 00:56:11,041 --> 00:56:12,750 ‎典锋弟兄 1012 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:16,125 ‎好久没看你来教堂望弥撒了 1013 00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,000 ‎最近过得好吗? 1014 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:21,875 ‎我爸爸过世后 1015 00:56:22,375 --> 00:56:24,541 ‎我对我的人生有点怀疑 1016 00:56:25,833 --> 00:56:27,375 ‎你不要逃避 1017 00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:30,125 ‎有时间要常常来教会走走 1018 00:56:33,291 --> 00:56:34,666 ‎我看你眉头深锁 1019 00:56:35,166 --> 00:56:36,916 ‎应该发生了什么事情吧? 1020 00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:41,458 ‎神父 1021 00:56:41,958 --> 00:56:43,083 ‎我有小孩了 1022 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:44,750 ‎很好啊 1023 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:46,958 ‎这是上天赐给你的礼物 1024 00:56:50,583 --> 00:56:52,166 ‎但我还没结婚 1025 00:56:53,125 --> 00:56:54,541 ‎你没避孕喔? 1026 00:56:57,833 --> 00:56:59,333 ‎我这样是不是有罪? 1027 00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:01,333 ‎典锋弟兄 1028 00:57:01,416 --> 00:57:03,833 ‎你不要自己定义教义 1029 00:57:03,916 --> 00:57:06,333 ‎教义如果没办法帮助到别人 1030 00:57:06,416 --> 00:57:08,500 ‎那么教义有什么意义呢? 1031 00:57:10,916 --> 00:57:13,208 ‎但是我对未来完全没把握 1032 00:57:14,875 --> 00:57:17,875 ‎未来不是你能决定的 1033 00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:19,833 ‎但是你能决定 1034 00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:22,375 ‎赶快结婚 把小孩生下来 1035 00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:24,333 ‎好好抚养他长大 1036 00:57:24,416 --> 00:57:28,375 ‎带他和你一起走在天主的道路上 1037 00:59:50,375 --> 00:59:51,875 ‎金手指 1038 00:59:52,375 --> 00:59:53,375 ‎加藤先生 1039 00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:56,208 ‎是的 林先生 1040 00:59:57,541 --> 00:59:59,000 ‎你怎么会在这里? 1041 00:59:59,875 --> 01:00:01,125 ‎我来看看你 1042 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:05,875 ‎那个… 1043 01:00:06,791 --> 01:00:08,208 ‎那个… 1044 01:00:08,291 --> 01:00:10,333 ‎你讲中文就好 1045 01:00:11,333 --> 01:00:13,833 ‎底下有字幕翻译 1046 01:00:15,250 --> 01:00:17,291 ‎是 我知道了 1047 01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:19,250 ‎加藤先生 1048 01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:20,583 ‎我真的很崇拜你 1049 01:00:21,166 --> 01:00:23,041 ‎你有演的片子我都有看 1050 01:00:24,041 --> 01:00:25,041 ‎我知道 1051 01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:27,541 ‎我从电视里面也常常看到你在外面 1052 01:00:28,958 --> 01:00:30,541 ‎那我有穿衣服吗? 1053 01:00:32,958 --> 01:00:35,541 ‎我也没穿衣服 1054 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:37,333 ‎林先生 1055 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:39,416 ‎我看你心事重重 1056 01:00:40,583 --> 01:00:41,625 ‎加藤先生 1057 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:43,666 ‎你怎么看得出来啊? 1058 01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,958 ‎如果没有心事 1059 01:00:48,708 --> 01:00:50,666 ‎这只熊不会变成这样 1060 01:00:55,166 --> 01:00:56,875 ‎我暗恋一个女生 1061 01:00:56,958 --> 01:00:58,500 ‎已经将近30年了 1062 01:00:59,083 --> 01:01:00,458 ‎前阵子遇到她 1063 01:01:01,916 --> 01:01:03,166 ‎她结婚了吗? 1064 01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:06,500 ‎有男朋友吗? 1065 01:01:08,166 --> 01:01:09,750 ‎那就没有问题 1066 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,250 ‎鼓起勇气去追 1067 01:01:14,541 --> 01:01:17,791 ‎可是她是做特种行业的 1068 01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:20,916 ‎林先生 1069 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:23,833 ‎这种小事怎么会是问题? 1070 01:01:24,375 --> 01:01:27,333 ‎你知道我和多少女优做爱过吗? 1071 01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:30,291 ‎我们跟一般人一样 1072 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,791 ‎也会谈恋爱 1073 01:01:33,291 --> 01:01:35,041 ‎也会失恋 1074 01:01:36,083 --> 01:01:39,083 ‎我们的工作和你女神的工作一样 1075 01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:43,583 ‎都是要带给这世界快乐 1076 01:01:45,291 --> 01:01:49,083 ‎如果你真心爱着你的女神 1077 01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:52,416 ‎你也要带给她快乐 1078 01:01:54,625 --> 01:01:55,916 ‎我现在 1079 01:01:56,666 --> 01:02:00,291 ‎把毕生的精髓 1080 01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:03,041 ‎传授给你 1081 01:02:04,666 --> 01:02:06,125 ‎在台湾 1082 01:02:06,208 --> 01:02:07,625 ‎我就只教你一个人 1083 01:02:08,916 --> 01:02:10,958 ‎来 把你的手伸过来 1084 01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:13,750 ‎握住我的手指 1085 01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:38,666 ‎把你手打开 1086 01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:42,875 ‎你看 1087 01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:54,166 ‎加油 1088 01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,125 ‎谢谢你 1089 01:03:20,833 --> 01:03:22,000 ‎我… 1090 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:25,708 ‎我做…做这个 1091 01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:27,416 ‎你们… 1092 01:03:27,916 --> 01:03:29,958 ‎我们不怕你是做纸扎屋的 1093 01:03:30,791 --> 01:03:32,333 ‎你做的是好事 1094 01:03:32,916 --> 01:03:34,375 ‎有什么好怕的? 1095 01:03:42,416 --> 01:03:45,916 ‎你… 1096 01:03:46,916 --> 01:03:48,000 ‎老公 1097 01:03:48,083 --> 01:03:49,208 ‎他… 1098 01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:54,250 ‎我老公 1099 01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:58,125 ‎在阿乔小的时候就过世了 1100 01:03:58,208 --> 01:03:59,750 ‎他在工地工作 1101 01:04:00,291 --> 01:04:02,375 ‎为了多赚点钱买房子 1102 01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:03,916 ‎认真到过劳 1103 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:07,875 ‎有一天精神不好 1104 01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:10,750 ‎不小心从上面跌下来 1105 01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:11,958 ‎就这样走了 1106 01:04:12,875 --> 01:04:14,875 ‎妈妈也是一直照顾我 1107 01:04:15,583 --> 01:04:17,333 ‎才不敢交男朋友 1108 01:04:19,666 --> 01:04:22,916 ‎一个女人带着一个小孩 又没钱 1109 01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:27,291 ‎谁会想要? 1110 01:04:30,208 --> 01:04:33,208 ‎我… 1111 01:04:33,291 --> 01:04:35,708 ‎我做… 1112 01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:39,458 ‎纸扎屋也… 1113 01:04:39,958 --> 01:04:41,416 ‎交… 1114 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,083 ‎闭结他做纸扎 1115 01:04:43,166 --> 01:04:45,250 ‎觉得女生会怕 1116 01:04:45,333 --> 01:04:47,083 ‎而且他也没钱 1117 01:04:47,166 --> 01:04:49,083 ‎就一直没交女朋友 1118 01:04:55,791 --> 01:04:57,041 ‎我们… 1119 01:04:57,125 --> 01:05:01,000 ‎我们人一… 1120 01:05:01,083 --> 01:05:03,375 ‎一辈子 1121 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:05,166 ‎买… 1122 01:05:06,083 --> 01:05:07,041 ‎买… 1123 01:05:07,916 --> 01:05:09,916 ‎很多人工作一辈子 1124 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,708 ‎也买不起一间房子 1125 01:05:14,125 --> 01:05:15,958 ‎我做… 1126 01:05:16,041 --> 01:05:17,583 ‎纸扎屋 1127 01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:20,750 ‎给死… 1128 01:05:21,625 --> 01:05:24,458 ‎闭结他帮往生的人做纸扎屋 1129 01:05:25,041 --> 01:05:28,208 ‎帮他们完成生前没办法完成的事 1130 01:05:29,250 --> 01:05:30,416 ‎过世之后 1131 01:05:31,041 --> 01:05:33,958 ‎他们的灵魂得以安息 1132 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:36,875 ‎离开的时候 1133 01:05:36,958 --> 01:05:38,666 ‎就不会有什么遗憾 1134 01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:44,208 ‎闭结 1135 01:05:44,833 --> 01:05:46,250 ‎你喜欢我妈吗? 1136 01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:51,875 ‎我… 1137 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:56,000 ‎我… 1138 01:05:56,791 --> 01:05:58,333 ‎认… 1139 01:05:58,416 --> 01:06:00,291 ‎会认真… 1140 01:06:00,375 --> 01:06:02,083 ‎-妈 他说什么? ‎-会… 1141 01:06:03,291 --> 01:06:04,375 ‎我… 1142 01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:07,166 ‎我也不知道他在说什么 1143 01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:09,666 ‎可是他说什么你都知道啊 1144 01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:12,875 ‎我… 1145 01:06:15,250 --> 01:06:17,750 ‎-就… ‎-“就…” 1146 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,625 ‎怎么连你也结巴? 1147 01:06:20,833 --> 01:06:22,083 ‎他说 1148 01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:24,833 ‎-他说会认真… ‎-不要… 1149 01:06:25,541 --> 01:06:28,333 ‎他说会认真那个啦 1150 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,333 ‎约会好几次之后 1151 01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:41,958 ‎阿月就来闭结的纸糊店帮忙 1152 01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:44,541 ‎虽然还没有入门 1153 01:06:45,166 --> 01:06:46,291 ‎但是阿月 1154 01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:48,583 ‎就把这里当自己家一样 1155 01:06:49,750 --> 01:06:52,208 ‎不但把房子打扫得干干净净 1156 01:06:52,833 --> 01:06:55,500 ‎也顺便当这家店的总机小姐 1157 01:06:55,583 --> 01:06:56,458 ‎闭结 1158 01:06:56,541 --> 01:06:58,958 ‎4点半要去郭董的殡仪馆喔 1159 01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:01,250 ‎所有对外的联络工作 1160 01:07:01,333 --> 01:07:03,166 ‎全部由她来处理 1161 01:07:04,625 --> 01:07:07,583 ‎阿月是一个非常单纯的女人 1162 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,375 ‎就是因为她的单纯 1163 01:07:11,041 --> 01:07:13,583 ‎才能理解闭结所讲的话 1164 01:07:17,625 --> 01:07:19,041 ‎虱目鱼汤好了 1165 01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:40,708 ‎我端去给奶奶喝 1166 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:54,416 ‎阿雅 你可以帮我 ‎把手指头修长一点吗? 1167 01:07:54,916 --> 01:07:55,958 ‎好 1168 01:07:57,750 --> 01:07:58,708 ‎差不多 1169 01:07:58,791 --> 01:08:00,416 ‎太长也不自然 1170 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:02,458 ‎就这样指着 然后标题就写 1171 01:08:02,541 --> 01:08:03,958 ‎“明天会更好” 1172 01:08:07,791 --> 01:08:08,708 ‎委员 1173 01:08:08,791 --> 01:08:10,416 ‎这是我们新打样的 1174 01:08:10,500 --> 01:08:11,500 ‎想说给你看看 1175 01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:12,916 ‎等你裁示 1176 01:08:14,666 --> 01:08:15,791 ‎这你想的? 1177 01:08:17,041 --> 01:08:18,916 ‎这我们一起设计的 1178 01:08:24,207 --> 01:08:25,250 ‎所以 1179 01:08:25,916 --> 01:08:27,541 ‎你们不倾听了? 1180 01:08:28,957 --> 01:08:30,707 ‎铭添会更好 1181 01:08:33,125 --> 01:08:34,916 ‎我高威青不好是不是? 1182 01:08:37,832 --> 01:08:38,707 ‎委员 1183 01:08:39,666 --> 01:08:41,375 ‎我们一起上个厕所吧 1184 01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:44,291 ‎怎么样? 1185 01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:46,166 ‎看到我就想上厕所啊? 1186 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,291 ‎委员 1187 01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:56,291 ‎走啊 1188 01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:10,457 ‎高大哥 1189 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:13,207 ‎我常常问自己 1190 01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:16,082 ‎我是何德何能可以让你们这样帮我 1191 01:09:17,916 --> 01:09:19,916 ‎那你就别那么多意见 1192 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,041 ‎好好听 1193 01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:26,332 ‎我知道你是把我当棋子 1194 01:09:28,166 --> 01:09:29,166 ‎但我跟你说 1195 01:09:29,250 --> 01:09:30,916 ‎我还是有我自己的想法 1196 01:09:31,707 --> 01:09:33,625 ‎现在号码都抽完了 1197 01:09:33,707 --> 01:09:35,166 ‎要换人也来不及了 1198 01:09:37,041 --> 01:09:39,000 ‎我大不了就是摆烂落选而已 1199 01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:41,250 ‎我不会有损失的 1200 01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,832 ‎但你就不同 1201 01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:47,582 ‎你觉得我会放过你吗? 1202 01:09:49,416 --> 01:09:50,625 ‎不会 1203 01:09:50,707 --> 01:09:52,832 ‎但会有更多人不放过你 1204 01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:55,375 ‎你的金主 1205 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:56,750 ‎协商事情的委托人 1206 01:09:56,833 --> 01:09:58,375 ‎还有融资的银行 1207 01:10:02,166 --> 01:10:03,333 ‎很敢说嘛 1208 01:10:04,750 --> 01:10:06,125 ‎我还没有说完 1209 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,875 ‎现在是你需要我 不是我需要你 1210 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:18,916 ‎明天会更好就明天会更好吧 1211 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:26,250 ‎但我告诉你 1212 01:10:27,541 --> 01:10:29,208 ‎离瓦乐莉远一点 1213 01:11:06,666 --> 01:11:08,250 ‎新娘子! 1214 01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:09,583 ‎我们来了 1215 01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:13,958 ‎-好漂亮喔! ‎-你真的是好漂亮喔 1216 01:11:14,916 --> 01:11:16,458 ‎幸福耶 1217 01:11:16,541 --> 01:11:17,625 ‎我的天啊 1218 01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:19,833 ‎-你们真的很吵 他在睡觉 ‎-乖 1219 01:11:19,916 --> 01:11:20,958 ‎姨姨疼 1220 01:11:21,041 --> 01:11:22,625 ‎-等一下 我们先来拍个照啦 ‎-先来拍照 1221 01:11:22,708 --> 01:11:25,000 ‎-好 ‎-三、二、一 1222 01:11:28,041 --> 01:11:30,000 ‎-好幸福喔 ‎-对啊 1223 01:11:30,083 --> 01:11:32,125 ‎你居然是我们第一个嫁的 1224 01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:33,791 ‎-怎样? ‎-为什么这句话 1225 01:11:33,875 --> 01:11:36,416 ‎-感觉好像有点嫉妒我的感觉? ‎-本来就是了 1226 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,708 ‎我都这样子了我不嫁 不然呢? 1227 01:11:39,250 --> 01:11:41,750 ‎-这是在哪里上车的? ‎-肚子很大了耶 1228 01:11:43,666 --> 01:11:45,458 ‎-怎么了? ‎-怎样? 1229 01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,125 ‎在漫画店 1230 01:11:48,333 --> 01:11:50,083 ‎你很敢耶 1231 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:52,083 ‎你很敢耶 1232 01:11:52,166 --> 01:11:54,291 ‎漫画店那个房间那么小 1233 01:11:54,875 --> 01:11:55,916 ‎怎么可以? 1234 01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,416 ‎-这要捂嘴 ‎-你知道人… 1235 01:11:57,958 --> 01:11:58,791 ‎捂嘴? 1236 01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,750 ‎你怎么知道我要捂我的嘴巴? 1237 01:12:03,166 --> 01:12:04,083 ‎干 1238 01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:08,041 ‎我想在这里说一下电风之前的故事 1239 01:12:08,958 --> 01:12:11,583 ‎电风在台北工作的时候 1240 01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:13,125 ‎晚上常常睡不着 1241 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:14,375 ‎又常做梦 1242 01:12:15,166 --> 01:12:16,541 ‎回到南部后 1243 01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:18,208 ‎也一直都没改善 1244 01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:20,583 ‎他失眠的时候 1245 01:12:20,666 --> 01:12:24,333 ‎就会跑去24小时的漫画店看漫画 1246 01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:27,041 ‎就在那时候 1247 01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:29,500 ‎认识了同样失眠的阿珍 1248 01:12:30,500 --> 01:12:32,250 ‎阿珍在台北上班 1249 01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:35,041 ‎有时出差到南部时 1250 01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:36,708 ‎在饭店睡不着 1251 01:12:36,791 --> 01:12:38,375 ‎就跑去漫画店 1252 01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:41,375 ‎阿珍很爱看漫画 1253 01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:43,958 ‎她可以一个人看到一直叫 1254 01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:46,666 ‎倒在椅子上笑个不停 1255 01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:49,041 ‎电风就是这样 1256 01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:50,875 ‎因为阿珍的笑声 1257 01:12:50,958 --> 01:12:52,416 ‎和她认识 1258 01:12:53,125 --> 01:12:56,541 ‎两个人从原本背对背坐着 1259 01:12:57,125 --> 01:12:58,958 ‎变成面对面坐着 1260 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:03,125 ‎后来他们两个干脆坐在一起取暖 1261 01:13:04,125 --> 01:13:05,125 ‎最后 1262 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,875 ‎就送入漫画店内的洞房 1263 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:11,125 ‎就是我们一般说的包厢 1264 01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:05,458 ‎人家说恭喜 真恭喜 1265 01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,625 ‎新郎才华了不起 1266 01:14:07,708 --> 01:14:10,000 ‎新娘贤慧通乡里 1267 01:14:10,083 --> 01:14:12,875 ‎两人相配无处可比 1268 01:14:12,958 --> 01:14:16,291 ‎而我们的新郎英俊、有智慧 1269 01:14:16,375 --> 01:14:18,750 ‎新娘可爱又讨喜 1270 01:14:18,833 --> 01:14:20,708 ‎两人晚上睡一起 1271 01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:23,583 ‎明年又再生儿子 1272 01:14:27,625 --> 01:14:29,875 ‎我们今天现场有很多贵宾 1273 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:33,416 ‎可以看到高委员也来到现场了 1274 01:14:33,500 --> 01:14:37,125 ‎现在邀请高委员 ‎来到台上为我们讲几句话 1275 01:14:37,208 --> 01:14:40,166 ‎请掌声欢迎高委员! 1276 01:14:41,250 --> 01:14:43,291 ‎恭喜 1277 01:14:43,375 --> 01:14:44,958 ‎-恭喜 ‎-谢谢 1278 01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:46,291 ‎各位乡亲 1279 01:14:48,083 --> 01:14:49,750 ‎我是重情重义 1280 01:14:49,833 --> 01:14:52,708 ‎永远和大家在一起的高委员 1281 01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:55,083 ‎今天在此 1282 01:14:55,166 --> 01:14:57,541 ‎我们要祝福这对新人 1283 01:14:57,625 --> 01:14:59,375 ‎百年好合 1284 01:14:59,458 --> 01:15:00,958 ‎早生贵子 1285 01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:04,708 ‎为我们国家社会带来新的生力军 1286 01:15:05,375 --> 01:15:06,958 ‎大家一起举杯 1287 01:15:07,541 --> 01:15:08,416 ‎来 1288 01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:10,708 ‎(立法委员候选人 吴铭添) 1289 01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:12,250 ‎我们先喝一杯 1290 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:13,458 ‎干啦 1291 01:15:14,291 --> 01:15:15,208 ‎干杯! 1292 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:19,708 ‎来! 1293 01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:24,416 ‎这一次选举 1294 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,458 ‎竞争得相当激烈 1295 01:15:27,291 --> 01:15:30,208 ‎小弟我因另有人生规划 1296 01:15:30,833 --> 01:15:33,958 ‎所以本党推出新人吴铭添 1297 01:15:34,041 --> 01:15:35,958 ‎继续为大家服务! 1298 01:15:36,666 --> 01:15:37,541 ‎拜托 1299 01:15:37,625 --> 01:15:40,666 ‎-希望大家用支持我高威青的心 ‎-拜托 1300 01:15:40,750 --> 01:15:43,208 ‎来支持吴铭添好不好? 1301 01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:45,625 ‎-好! ‎-疼惜高委员 1302 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,375 ‎-支持吴铭添 ‎-支持吴铭添 1303 01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:49,125 ‎-疼惜高委员 ‎-疼惜高委员 1304 01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:51,083 ‎-支持吴铭添 ‎-支持吴铭添 1305 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:56,458 ‎添仔虽然是一个年轻人 1306 01:15:57,291 --> 01:15:59,416 ‎但是他作为一个导演 1307 01:15:59,916 --> 01:16:02,250 ‎本来可以在台北发展 1308 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,541 ‎但是他却选择留在家乡 1309 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:09,291 ‎就是为了要为地方尽一份力! 1310 01:16:14,416 --> 01:16:15,791 ‎谢谢大家 1311 01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:18,750 ‎我向各位乡亲报告一下 1312 01:16:19,333 --> 01:16:21,791 ‎我绝对会倾听人民的声音 1313 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:25,208 ‎替大家打造一个艺术的城市 1314 01:16:25,291 --> 01:16:26,625 ‎文化的首都 1315 01:16:26,708 --> 01:16:29,916 ‎拜托大家给我一次为大家服务的机会 1316 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,958 ‎拜托! 1317 01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:38,500 ‎-当选! ‎-当选! 1318 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:39,958 ‎让吴铭添 1319 01:16:40,041 --> 01:16:43,000 ‎带大家走向更好的明天 1320 01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:45,333 ‎让明天更好 1321 01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,833 ‎铭添会更好! 1322 01:16:48,666 --> 01:16:51,875 ‎-铭添会更好! ‎-铭添会更好! 1323 01:16:51,958 --> 01:16:55,416 ‎-铭添会更好! ‎-谢谢 1324 01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:57,708 ‎来 我们请现场所有的朋友 1325 01:16:57,791 --> 01:17:00,666 ‎回家之后一个人拉十票 1326 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,916 ‎把吴铭添送进立法院 好不好? 1327 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,666 ‎-谢谢! ‎-好! 1328 01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:06,625 ‎谢谢 1329 01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:08,250 ‎疼惜高委员 1330 01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:09,875 ‎-支持吴铭添 ‎-支持吴铭添 1331 01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:11,500 ‎-疼惜高委员 ‎-疼惜高委员 1332 01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:13,208 ‎-支持吴铭添 ‎-支持吴铭添 1333 01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:14,958 ‎-疼惜高委员 ‎-疼惜高委员 1334 01:17:15,041 --> 01:17:20,625 ‎来 非常谢谢现场所有的亲朋好友 1335 01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:23,833 ‎在今天为我们的新人献上祝福 1336 01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:28,416 ‎现在让我们的新人回去换礼服 1337 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:33,208 ‎待会再请他们跟各位好好敬酒 1338 01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:37,375 ‎电风 1339 01:17:38,916 --> 01:17:39,958 ‎你怎么了? 1340 01:17:42,541 --> 01:17:43,875 ‎添仔把你的婚礼 1341 01:17:43,958 --> 01:17:45,666 ‎弄得跟选举造势一样 1342 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,250 ‎他妈的 1343 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:49,833 ‎哪有差? 1344 01:17:49,916 --> 01:17:51,958 ‎大家都是好朋友 1345 01:17:52,041 --> 01:17:53,541 ‎而且人这么多 1346 01:17:53,625 --> 01:17:55,458 ‎帮他们造势也是应该的 1347 01:17:56,791 --> 01:17:58,041 ‎不然你怎么了? 1348 01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:05,083 ‎我也不知道 1349 01:18:06,291 --> 01:18:07,583 ‎我今天要结婚了 1350 01:18:08,458 --> 01:18:10,083 ‎而且还有个小孩 1351 01:18:10,583 --> 01:18:11,916 ‎这样不好吗? 1352 01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:14,708 ‎操你妈 1353 01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:16,333 ‎我什么都没有 1354 01:18:17,166 --> 01:18:19,208 ‎阿珍是一个很好的女孩 1355 01:18:19,958 --> 01:18:21,708 ‎我不知道她看上我哪一点 1356 01:18:23,416 --> 01:18:25,666 ‎我一直认为我是个孤单的人 1357 01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:28,666 ‎买一间房子 1358 01:18:29,166 --> 01:18:30,416 ‎小小一间 1359 01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:32,458 ‎和我妈一起住 1360 01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:35,166 ‎还有车位可以停 1361 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:36,375 ‎这样就够了 1362 01:18:38,916 --> 01:18:40,750 ‎我能给阿珍幸福吗? 1363 01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:44,291 ‎两个人认真在一起就会幸福啊 1364 01:18:47,166 --> 01:18:49,500 ‎我一直认为人生很简单 1365 01:18:51,833 --> 01:18:53,208 ‎好好读书 1366 01:18:54,333 --> 01:18:55,791 ‎找一份工作 1367 01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,000 ‎娶个喜欢的人当老婆 1368 01:19:01,791 --> 01:19:03,458 ‎你妈的 1369 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:06,500 ‎我做任何事情都很认真 1370 01:19:06,583 --> 01:19:08,666 ‎但任何事情都不如意 1371 01:19:10,166 --> 01:19:11,458 ‎电风 1372 01:19:11,541 --> 01:19:13,291 ‎人生就是这样 1373 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,958 ‎你不要想太多 1374 01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:18,541 ‎你老婆衣服换好了 1375 01:19:18,625 --> 01:19:19,958 ‎要出来敬酒了 1376 01:19:25,458 --> 01:19:27,041 ‎大家都知道 1377 01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:29,958 ‎添仔都有一份摆盘精致的早餐 1378 01:19:30,708 --> 01:19:32,500 ‎大部分的时候 1379 01:19:32,583 --> 01:19:33,875 ‎上面都有煎鲑鱼 1380 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:35,833 ‎和一些好吃的配菜 1381 01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:38,666 ‎但今天阿枝端上来的 1382 01:19:39,250 --> 01:19:42,833 ‎却是一盘让添仔心惊胆战的特别料理 1383 01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:56,583 ‎你干吗把你内裤放在盘子里啊? 1384 01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:00,625 ‎你有多久没脱我内裤? 1385 01:20:01,125 --> 01:20:03,708 ‎我内裤长什么样子你不知道? 1386 01:20:03,791 --> 01:20:05,541 ‎这么小件我可以穿吗? 1387 01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:09,541 ‎那这是谁的? 1388 01:20:11,666 --> 01:20:12,833 ‎我问你啊 1389 01:20:16,375 --> 01:20:18,208 ‎我真的不知道啊 1390 01:20:20,666 --> 01:20:21,958 ‎吴铭添 1391 01:20:22,791 --> 01:20:25,916 ‎为什么你的口袋里面 ‎会有这一条内裤? 1392 01:20:28,458 --> 01:20:29,625 ‎我不知道 1393 01:20:33,875 --> 01:20:36,375 ‎吴铭添 你这个王八蛋 1394 01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:40,666 ‎你这个王八蛋! 1395 01:20:42,166 --> 01:20:43,250 ‎我跟你几年了? 1396 01:20:43,333 --> 01:20:45,333 ‎我跟你过了什么日子? 1397 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:49,958 ‎我连一条内裤我都买路边摊的! 1398 01:20:50,791 --> 01:20:54,291 ‎棉的!松紧带松掉我都舍不得换! 1399 01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:57,041 ‎你这个没有良心的狗东西! 1400 01:21:02,833 --> 01:21:04,666 ‎你知道我为了你 1401 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:10,250 ‎我连小孩子都不敢生 1402 01:21:10,791 --> 01:21:13,041 ‎我还偷偷去拿过两次 1403 01:21:16,791 --> 01:21:18,291 ‎都是为了你 1404 01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:21,333 ‎为了你那个没完没了的电影梦! 1405 01:21:22,041 --> 01:21:24,875 ‎你这个不要脸的东西! 1406 01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:29,291 ‎你闹够了没啊? 1407 01:21:36,791 --> 01:21:37,791 ‎阿枝 1408 01:21:38,916 --> 01:21:41,000 ‎我真的不知道这内裤是谁的 1409 01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:43,666 ‎你相信我 1410 01:21:44,208 --> 01:21:46,625 ‎我一定查出来是谁陷害我 1411 01:21:57,291 --> 01:21:58,916 ‎事情爆发之后 1412 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,041 ‎添仔就马上跑出门 1413 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,333 ‎说要去找陷害他的凶手 1414 01:22:04,083 --> 01:22:05,458 ‎但事实上 1415 01:22:05,541 --> 01:22:07,041 ‎这件内裤 1416 01:22:07,125 --> 01:22:09,541 ‎就是上次添仔在办公室 1417 01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:11,291 ‎和瓦乐莉喝咖啡 1418 01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:13,333 ‎所留下来的纪念品 1419 01:22:14,291 --> 01:22:15,958 ‎从那天之后 1420 01:22:16,041 --> 01:22:18,291 ‎添仔就把它放在口袋里 1421 01:22:18,833 --> 01:22:22,083 ‎经常把手伸进去里面把玩 1422 01:22:22,625 --> 01:22:24,791 ‎或是趁四下无人的时候 1423 01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:26,458 ‎拿出来闻 1424 01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:31,250 ‎选举那么忙还有空来喔? 1425 01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:33,083 ‎朋友搬新家我不用来吗? 1426 01:22:33,583 --> 01:22:34,625 ‎房子呢? 1427 01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:36,500 ‎这间 1428 01:22:36,583 --> 01:22:37,708 ‎这间? 1429 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:40,750 ‎别怀疑 我已经问过了 1430 01:22:42,625 --> 01:22:43,500 ‎走 1431 01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:50,416 ‎从… 1432 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,208 ‎-后面 ‎-后面 1433 01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:17,458 ‎干 闭结 1434 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:19,541 ‎你疯了吗? 1435 01:23:21,458 --> 01:23:23,458 ‎你真的要搬进来住吗? 1436 01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:25,541 ‎对啊 1437 01:23:27,166 --> 01:23:28,875 ‎这只狗会吠吗? 1438 01:23:30,541 --> 01:23:31,916 ‎你是白痴喔? 1439 01:23:33,375 --> 01:23:37,125 ‎进来坐 1440 01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:40,291 ‎要… 1441 01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:41,541 ‎脱鞋子 1442 01:23:54,083 --> 01:23:55,500 ‎白痴喔 1443 01:23:58,000 --> 01:23:58,833 ‎来 1444 01:23:58,916 --> 01:24:00,458 ‎委员先爬 1445 01:24:17,291 --> 01:24:18,625 ‎接一下饮料 1446 01:24:30,875 --> 01:24:31,791 ‎你的 1447 01:24:33,250 --> 01:24:34,416 ‎闭结 1448 01:24:34,500 --> 01:24:35,791 ‎房子盖多久了? 1449 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,791 ‎快… 1450 01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:42,916 ‎快半年了 1451 01:24:44,916 --> 01:24:46,541 ‎里面很凉耶 1452 01:24:46,625 --> 01:24:47,958 ‎都不用开冷气 1453 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,375 ‎是不是有别人住? 1454 01:24:49,458 --> 01:24:51,750 ‎他妈的 不要乱讲 1455 01:24:53,541 --> 01:24:54,833 ‎可以抽烟吗? 1456 01:24:55,708 --> 01:24:57,083 ‎可… 1457 01:24:58,250 --> 01:24:59,083 ‎可以 1458 01:24:59,166 --> 01:25:03,208 ‎不过要… 1459 01:25:03,291 --> 01:25:04,125 ‎小心 1460 01:25:04,208 --> 01:25:05,250 ‎好啦 1461 01:25:14,500 --> 01:25:15,958 ‎牌拿出来排一下 1462 01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:21,958 ‎这也是你做的? 1463 01:25:22,500 --> 01:25:25,125 ‎我… 1464 01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:28,375 ‎我有那么闲吗? 1465 01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:30,958 ‎买的啦 1466 01:25:34,875 --> 01:25:36,083 ‎闭结 1467 01:25:36,166 --> 01:25:39,083 ‎你把枕头跟棉被放在这里做什么? 1468 01:25:39,666 --> 01:25:41,083 ‎我… 1469 01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:43,000 ‎我有… 1470 01:25:43,083 --> 01:25:44,916 ‎有时候 1471 01:25:45,583 --> 01:25:46,791 ‎会在这里 1472 01:25:47,291 --> 01:25:49,833 ‎睡午觉 1473 01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:54,208 ‎你今天真的是搬新家了耶 1474 01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:17,500 ‎空气很差喔 1475 01:26:18,041 --> 01:26:19,958 ‎闭结 去开个窗户 1476 01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:26,291 ‎还真的有喔? 1477 01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:30,500 ‎干 还有风景 1478 01:26:31,083 --> 01:26:32,583 ‎富… 1479 01:26:33,083 --> 01:26:35,375 ‎富… 1480 01:26:35,458 --> 01:26:37,916 ‎富士山 1481 01:26:39,083 --> 01:26:40,000 ‎干 1482 01:26:40,083 --> 01:26:41,166 ‎厉害 1483 01:26:43,083 --> 01:26:44,125 ‎我知道了 1484 01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:45,333 ‎添仔 1485 01:26:45,416 --> 01:26:46,916 ‎你剧本写不出来 1486 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:48,791 ‎干脆就搬来这里住好了 1487 01:26:57,416 --> 01:26:58,500 ‎剧… 1488 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:00,916 ‎剧本 1489 01:27:02,041 --> 01:27:05,541 ‎(剧本) 1490 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:07,333 ‎闭结 这你做的喔? 1491 01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:10,208 ‎要… 1492 01:27:11,375 --> 01:27:13,958 ‎要送你的 1493 01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:16,041 ‎里面有字吗? 1494 01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:18,666 ‎他妈的 烧一烧就有字了 1495 01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:21,500 ‎胡说八道喔 1496 01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:34,166 ‎那是什么? 1497 01:27:34,875 --> 01:27:36,208 ‎是校花吗? 1498 01:27:37,416 --> 01:27:39,666 ‎你… 1499 01:27:39,750 --> 01:27:41,125 ‎你要… 1500 01:27:41,208 --> 01:27:44,291 ‎要校花 1501 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:47,833 ‎我糊… 1502 01:27:51,291 --> 01:27:53,958 ‎糊一个送你啦 1503 01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:56,375 ‎糊你的头啦 1504 01:27:58,458 --> 01:28:00,000 ‎你到底有没有去? 1505 01:28:00,083 --> 01:28:01,208 ‎没有啦 1506 01:28:01,958 --> 01:28:03,375 ‎你不去 我要去了喔 1507 01:28:04,041 --> 01:28:05,375 ‎我… 1508 01:28:05,458 --> 01:28:08,208 ‎我也要… 1509 01:28:08,291 --> 01:28:09,875 ‎要去 1510 01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:12,125 ‎我也要去拜票喔 1511 01:28:15,291 --> 01:28:16,833 ‎干 你们真的敢去喔? 1512 01:28:16,916 --> 01:28:18,291 ‎怎么不敢? 1513 01:28:19,208 --> 01:28:20,708 ‎只是不愿意而已 1514 01:28:21,333 --> 01:28:22,666 ‎校花是你的 1515 01:28:26,083 --> 01:28:29,416 ‎不然这样 1516 01:28:29,500 --> 01:28:31,250 ‎你… 1517 01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:35,500 ‎你去那个 1518 01:28:36,458 --> 01:28:38,958 ‎七… 1519 01:28:39,041 --> 01:28:42,166 ‎七千两百元 1520 01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:43,416 ‎不用… 1521 01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:46,583 ‎-不用还了 ‎-不用还了 1522 01:28:47,125 --> 01:28:48,708 ‎总共八千元 1523 01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:51,000 ‎还有他洗澡和住宿的钱 1524 01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:53,333 ‎好啦 出牌了 1525 01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:55,541 ‎把握时机啦 1526 01:28:56,125 --> 01:28:57,625 ‎勇敢一点 1527 01:28:59,416 --> 01:29:01,416 ‎-干 ‎-又放 前面让你躲过 1528 01:29:01,500 --> 01:29:02,916 ‎-没关系 第二注 拜拜 ‎-干 1529 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:04,541 ‎-放枪 ‎-你也放 1530 01:29:05,041 --> 01:29:06,541 ‎-我… ‎-你也放 1531 01:29:06,625 --> 01:29:07,666 ‎等一下 1532 01:29:08,375 --> 01:29:10,000 ‎-等一下 ‎-干 1533 01:29:10,916 --> 01:29:12,875 ‎第一次不算啦 1534 01:29:12,958 --> 01:29:14,041 ‎什么不算? 1535 01:29:14,125 --> 01:29:16,041 ‎搬新家算什么啦? 1536 01:29:19,958 --> 01:29:21,250 ‎添仔 你怎么了? 1537 01:29:21,958 --> 01:29:23,416 ‎选举不顺吗? 1538 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:25,208 ‎还是回家被老婆念? 1539 01:29:26,083 --> 01:29:28,083 ‎没有 没怎样 1540 01:29:28,166 --> 01:29:29,166 ‎没有? 1541 01:29:29,250 --> 01:29:31,000 ‎一副臭脸还说没有 1542 01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:34,125 ‎四号 1543 01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:37,250 ‎立法委员候选人 吴铭添的宣传车 1544 01:29:37,333 --> 01:29:39,750 ‎现在在此拜托各位乡亲 1545 01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:41,541 ‎各位善信大德 1546 01:29:41,625 --> 01:29:43,250 ‎你们现在听到的 1547 01:29:43,333 --> 01:29:46,250 ‎是我帮添仔录的宣传车广告 1548 01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,916 ‎闭结搬新家之后没几天 1549 01:29:49,000 --> 01:29:51,375 ‎他就要我去帮他录广告 1550 01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:53,791 ‎不但没给我车马费 1551 01:29:53,875 --> 01:29:56,291 ‎连文案都叫我自己想 1552 01:29:57,416 --> 01:30:00,583 ‎我和他坐在墙上有马桶的办公室里 1553 01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:04,375 ‎他问我还记不记得那张差尾数四号 1554 01:30:04,458 --> 01:30:06,625 ‎就能中一千万元的发票 1555 01:30:07,875 --> 01:30:10,541 ‎前阵子候选人抽号码的时候 1556 01:30:10,625 --> 01:30:12,708 ‎竟然让他抽中四号 1557 01:30:13,458 --> 01:30:15,583 ‎他说他人生走了这么久 1558 01:30:15,666 --> 01:30:18,791 ‎老天爷总算跟他讲四号的意义了 1559 01:30:24,625 --> 01:30:25,583 ‎奶奶 1560 01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:27,500 ‎你怎么起来了? 1561 01:30:27,583 --> 01:30:29,250 ‎我今天精神比较好 1562 01:30:29,333 --> 01:30:30,333 ‎我想说 1563 01:30:30,416 --> 01:30:32,833 ‎起来煮个红豆汤给你们喝 1564 01:30:33,541 --> 01:30:34,791 ‎我现在要赶去送货 1565 01:30:34,875 --> 01:30:36,250 ‎煮好了你先吃 1566 01:30:37,666 --> 01:30:39,166 ‎阿月会来吗? 1567 01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:43,791 ‎她待会就到了 1568 01:30:43,875 --> 01:30:44,958 ‎好 1569 01:30:50,208 --> 01:30:52,750 ‎-奶奶 我先出门了 ‎-好 小心一点 1570 01:31:03,166 --> 01:31:05,458 ‎谢谢 坐着就好 1571 01:31:05,541 --> 01:31:06,500 ‎谢谢 1572 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:09,416 ‎-来 我们找位置坐 ‎-面纸都要发到喔 1573 01:31:09,500 --> 01:31:10,791 ‎谢谢 1574 01:31:10,875 --> 01:31:11,916 ‎谢谢 1575 01:31:13,250 --> 01:31:15,250 ‎先找位置坐 1576 01:31:15,875 --> 01:31:17,375 ‎-谢谢 ‎-找位置坐 1577 01:31:17,458 --> 01:31:18,958 ‎-阿姨 你好 ‎-添仔 1578 01:31:19,041 --> 01:31:20,666 ‎你好 谢谢 1579 01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:21,958 ‎你看 1580 01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:24,458 ‎相片和你本人一样很英俊耶 1581 01:31:24,541 --> 01:31:26,000 ‎阿姨 你也很漂亮啊 1582 01:31:26,083 --> 01:31:28,416 ‎-拜托支持我 好不好? ‎-你第一次选吧? 1583 01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:29,791 ‎谢谢 1584 01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:31,125 ‎欢迎高委员! 1585 01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:33,375 ‎阿姨 委员来了 1586 01:31:35,666 --> 01:31:36,875 ‎辛苦了 1587 01:31:37,416 --> 01:31:38,583 ‎辛苦了 1588 01:31:39,291 --> 01:31:40,166 ‎阿姨 1589 01:31:40,791 --> 01:31:42,583 ‎谢谢… 1590 01:31:43,291 --> 01:31:45,416 ‎-大哥 拜托支持 拜托 ‎-一定要支持 1591 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,083 ‎-感谢 谢谢你 ‎-拜托 1592 01:31:54,708 --> 01:31:55,625 ‎夫人 1593 01:31:55,708 --> 01:31:57,083 ‎请问有什么事? 1594 01:31:57,166 --> 01:31:58,875 ‎这里是委员办公室 1595 01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:02,000 ‎你好 1596 01:32:02,708 --> 01:32:04,666 ‎请问该怎么称呼你呢? 1597 01:32:05,208 --> 01:32:07,083 ‎叫我瓦乐莉就可以了 1598 01:32:09,250 --> 01:32:10,333 ‎瓦乐莉 1599 01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:11,958 ‎是法文 1600 01:32:12,041 --> 01:32:13,458 ‎“瓦乐莉” 1601 01:32:13,541 --> 01:32:14,791 ‎勇敢的意思 1602 01:32:17,958 --> 01:32:20,083 ‎所以你很敢 对吧? 1603 01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:22,875 ‎你什么意思? 1604 01:32:31,250 --> 01:32:32,166 ‎夫人 1605 01:32:32,250 --> 01:32:33,541 ‎你拿这干吗? 1606 01:32:35,625 --> 01:32:37,375 ‎我帮你洗好了 1607 01:32:37,958 --> 01:32:40,791 ‎夫人 你是不是有什么误会? 1608 01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:43,125 ‎把它收好 1609 01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:46,708 ‎不要再跑到我们铭添的口袋里了 1610 01:32:46,791 --> 01:32:48,583 ‎你这话什么意思? 1611 01:32:49,875 --> 01:32:51,750 ‎勇敢的瓦乐莉啊 1612 01:32:52,708 --> 01:32:54,333 ‎很多事情 1613 01:32:54,416 --> 01:32:57,041 ‎光靠勇气是行不通的 1614 01:32:58,541 --> 01:33:00,208 ‎你有病吗? 1615 01:33:00,833 --> 01:33:03,208 ‎拿一件丁字裤给我 1616 01:33:03,291 --> 01:33:06,416 ‎然后在这边讲一堆乱七八糟的东西 1617 01:33:07,041 --> 01:33:09,791 ‎乱七八糟的人是你 1618 01:33:10,416 --> 01:33:13,333 ‎内裤这么小一件你都夹不住啊? 1619 01:33:13,416 --> 01:33:15,708 ‎你讲话可以再难听一点 1620 01:33:17,041 --> 01:33:18,208 ‎瓦小姐 1621 01:33:18,875 --> 01:33:20,916 ‎我对你已经很客气了 1622 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:25,208 ‎我们铭添将来是要当导演的人 1623 01:33:26,375 --> 01:33:27,875 ‎你搞清楚了 1624 01:33:27,958 --> 01:33:31,541 ‎你跟其他人都是他的过客 1625 01:33:40,625 --> 01:33:42,625 ‎妈的 那个面店下次不能去 1626 01:33:42,708 --> 01:33:44,041 ‎绝对有问题 1627 01:33:46,416 --> 01:33:47,291 ‎怎么样? 1628 01:33:47,875 --> 01:33:49,541 ‎我身上味道很重吗? 1629 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:51,500 ‎还好 1630 01:33:52,041 --> 01:33:53,166 ‎肚子有没有好一点? 1631 01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:55,458 ‎没事 上完就好了 1632 01:33:55,541 --> 01:33:56,625 ‎那就好 1633 01:33:57,791 --> 01:33:59,958 ‎-那什么?借我擦一下手 ‎-这没什么 1634 01:34:00,041 --> 01:34:01,291 ‎这没什么 1635 01:34:01,375 --> 01:34:03,291 ‎-我擦一下手嘛 ‎-不要 1636 01:34:03,375 --> 01:34:04,250 ‎来 1637 01:34:04,333 --> 01:34:05,583 ‎这不干净啦 1638 01:34:05,666 --> 01:34:07,208 ‎-不干净 ‎-我擦手 1639 01:34:07,291 --> 01:34:09,083 ‎我拿新的面纸给你 1640 01:34:11,375 --> 01:34:12,958 ‎新的面纸 1641 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:18,166 ‎今天是我们台中市东区 1642 01:34:18,250 --> 01:34:20,000 ‎立委候选人吴铭添 1643 01:34:20,083 --> 01:34:21,625 ‎竞选总部成立 1644 01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:23,458 ‎典礼开始 1645 01:34:23,541 --> 01:34:25,375 ‎战鼓响起! 1646 01:34:37,125 --> 01:34:40,458 ‎(吴铭添 台中市东区 ‎立法委员候选人) 1647 01:34:40,541 --> 01:34:42,083 ‎(明天会更好!) 1648 01:34:42,166 --> 01:34:44,958 ‎(打造艺术城市 实现文化首都) 1649 01:35:38,208 --> 01:35:43,375 ‎(倾听人民的声音 吴铭添) 1650 01:36:00,541 --> 01:36:03,583 ‎吴铭添 当选! 1651 01:36:04,125 --> 01:36:06,291 ‎明天会更好! 1652 01:36:06,375 --> 01:36:07,791 ‎铭添会更好! 1653 01:36:07,875 --> 01:36:09,125 ‎支持四号 1654 01:36:09,208 --> 01:36:10,500 ‎吴铭添! 1655 01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,458 ‎添仔 加油! 1656 01:36:12,541 --> 01:36:13,958 ‎添仔 加油! 1657 01:36:14,041 --> 01:36:15,333 ‎吴铭添 1658 01:36:15,416 --> 01:36:16,458 ‎-当选! ‎-当选! 1659 01:36:16,541 --> 01:36:17,625 ‎吴铭添 1660 01:36:17,708 --> 01:36:18,708 ‎-当选! ‎-当选! 1661 01:36:18,791 --> 01:36:20,625 ‎吴铭添 1662 01:36:20,708 --> 01:36:22,666 ‎-当选! ‎-当选! 1663 01:36:22,750 --> 01:36:25,208 ‎明天会更好! 1664 01:36:25,291 --> 01:36:27,375 ‎-铭添会更好 ‎-铭添会更好 1665 01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:29,916 ‎-明天会更好 ‎-明天会更好 1666 01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:31,083 ‎添仔 1667 01:36:31,166 --> 01:36:32,875 ‎添仔 一定要加油 1668 01:36:32,958 --> 01:36:35,291 ‎阿枝 你一定要加油 1669 01:36:35,375 --> 01:36:36,333 ‎加油 1670 01:36:36,416 --> 01:36:37,416 ‎吴铭添 1671 01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:38,541 ‎-当选! ‎-当选! 1672 01:36:38,625 --> 01:36:39,750 ‎吴铭添 1673 01:36:39,833 --> 01:36:40,791 ‎-当选! ‎-当选! 1674 01:36:40,875 --> 01:36:42,708 ‎吴铭添 1675 01:36:42,791 --> 01:36:44,916 ‎-当选! ‎-当选! 1676 01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:46,416 ‎去吧 添仔! 1677 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:48,458 ‎-靠你了 ‎-加油 1678 01:36:48,541 --> 01:36:50,166 ‎加油 1679 01:36:50,750 --> 01:36:52,833 ‎台湾要加油 靠你们了 1680 01:36:52,916 --> 01:36:55,500 ‎台湾要加油 1681 01:36:55,583 --> 01:36:56,708 ‎添仔 1682 01:36:56,791 --> 01:36:58,500 ‎一定要当选就对了 1683 01:36:58,583 --> 01:37:00,958 ‎-当选 ‎-一定要当选就对了 1684 01:37:01,875 --> 01:37:05,166 ‎-一定要当选 加油 ‎-闭结在奶奶起来煮红豆汤时 1685 01:37:05,250 --> 01:37:07,333 ‎发现他的结巴突然好了 1686 01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:09,791 ‎对闭结来讲 1687 01:37:09,875 --> 01:37:12,291 ‎一来他很开心自己的结巴好了 1688 01:37:12,958 --> 01:37:14,125 ‎但相对地 1689 01:37:14,208 --> 01:37:17,208 ‎他也担心起奶奶精神突然变好 1690 01:37:17,291 --> 01:37:19,958 ‎是不是人家所说的回光返照 1691 01:37:20,958 --> 01:37:22,875 ‎在这不知道该开心 1692 01:37:22,958 --> 01:37:25,166 ‎还是忧郁的时刻 1693 01:37:25,250 --> 01:37:26,791 ‎除了赶去送货 1694 01:37:27,458 --> 01:37:28,625 ‎他想到的 1695 01:37:28,708 --> 01:37:31,500 ‎就是想要把第一次不结巴的声音 1696 01:37:31,583 --> 01:37:33,291 ‎送给他的朋友 1697 01:37:33,375 --> 01:37:34,541 ‎替他加油 1698 01:37:37,625 --> 01:37:39,833 ‎你们公司赔这价钱是想笑死人吗? 1699 01:37:39,916 --> 01:37:40,916 ‎才三百万元 1700 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,041 ‎我光是工厂那些货 ‎就损失超过一千万元 1701 01:37:43,125 --> 01:37:44,375 ‎那间工厂还不算 1702 01:37:44,875 --> 01:37:46,708 ‎这是我们公证人算出来的 1703 01:37:47,208 --> 01:37:48,791 ‎价钱我们不会乱开 1704 01:37:49,541 --> 01:37:51,166 ‎经理 你是哑巴吗? 1705 01:37:51,250 --> 01:37:52,416 ‎都不讲话 1706 01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:54,208 ‎要我请你们总经理出来吗? 1707 01:37:54,750 --> 01:37:55,791 ‎没有啦 这位大哥 1708 01:37:55,875 --> 01:37:58,208 ‎你别这么生气啦 有话大家好好讲 1709 01:37:58,291 --> 01:38:00,041 ‎就是好好讲你们都不听 1710 01:38:00,125 --> 01:38:01,375 ‎我今天才会带这些人来 1711 01:38:01,958 --> 01:38:02,875 ‎你知道吗? 1712 01:38:02,958 --> 01:38:05,708 ‎好多个家庭都靠我这间工厂过活 1713 01:38:05,791 --> 01:38:08,125 ‎你没有赔足够的钱 ‎是要我们饿死在路边吗? 1714 01:38:08,208 --> 01:38:09,583 ‎你那间工厂早就没在营运了 1715 01:38:09,666 --> 01:38:10,750 ‎你现在是在乱说什么? 1716 01:38:10,833 --> 01:38:11,791 ‎你顶什么嘴? 1717 01:38:11,875 --> 01:38:13,958 ‎没有啦 他比较不会讲话 1718 01:38:14,041 --> 01:38:15,791 ‎-他没那个意思 ‎-叫你们公司赔 1719 01:38:15,875 --> 01:38:17,958 ‎又不是要你们自己掏钱 ‎到底在斤斤计较什么? 1720 01:38:18,041 --> 01:38:19,083 ‎话不是这么说 1721 01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:21,291 ‎-那不然怎么说?你想要怎么说? ‎-你够了喔 1722 01:38:21,375 --> 01:38:23,375 ‎你这么挺公司 公司会感谢你吗? 1723 01:38:23,458 --> 01:38:24,958 ‎-会发奖金给你吗? ‎-大哥 1724 01:38:25,041 --> 01:38:26,208 ‎-我跟你说 保险公司 ‎-别太生气 1725 01:38:26,291 --> 01:38:27,791 ‎现在都有和警方连线 1726 01:38:27,875 --> 01:38:29,916 ‎你们这种人我遇多了 1727 01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:31,083 ‎不要再用这招 1728 01:38:31,166 --> 01:38:32,666 ‎-没效了 ‎-你够了喔 1729 01:38:32,750 --> 01:38:33,708 ‎现在是怎样? 1730 01:38:33,791 --> 01:38:35,916 ‎这家伙说这种话 ‎意思是我们来骗钱吗? 1731 01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,083 ‎-没有啦 ‎-好啊 干你五姨 1732 01:38:38,166 --> 01:38:40,083 ‎你就不要让我在路上遇到 1733 01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:41,833 ‎-没有… ‎-连我阿姨你也要干? 1734 01:38:43,166 --> 01:38:45,125 ‎-好了啦 去办公室等我 ‎-操你妈 你现在在说什么? 1735 01:38:45,208 --> 01:38:46,458 ‎连我妈你也要操? 1736 01:38:46,541 --> 01:38:48,083 ‎去办公室等我 快去 1737 01:38:49,250 --> 01:38:50,125 ‎去啦 1738 01:38:51,166 --> 01:38:53,208 ‎大哥 你别生气 他比较不会讲话 1739 01:38:53,291 --> 01:38:54,625 ‎他说话比较直 1740 01:38:54,708 --> 01:38:56,791 ‎没关系 你有什么需要 我来跟你处理 1741 01:38:57,833 --> 01:39:02,291 ‎(经理 梅益源) 1742 01:39:02,375 --> 01:39:03,375 ‎电风 你坐 1743 01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:12,250 ‎你都几岁了 1744 01:39:12,333 --> 01:39:13,625 ‎火气不要这么大 1745 01:39:13,708 --> 01:39:15,041 ‎对方还是黑道 1746 01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:17,666 ‎他人都跑来了 1747 01:39:18,625 --> 01:39:20,083 ‎你都没有帮我们说话 1748 01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:27,333 ‎你知道把事情做对跟做好 ‎有什么差别吗? 1749 01:39:27,958 --> 01:39:29,125 ‎差在哪里? 1750 01:39:30,666 --> 01:39:33,166 ‎差别就是一个可以升课长 ‎一个不能升课长 1751 01:39:33,708 --> 01:39:36,625 ‎你讲的应该是一个会拍马屁 ‎一个不会拍马屁吧? 1752 01:39:39,541 --> 01:39:40,791 ‎电风 1753 01:39:41,708 --> 01:39:43,708 ‎每个同事都知道你很有能力 1754 01:39:43,791 --> 01:39:45,541 ‎而且可以把事情做得很好 1755 01:39:47,458 --> 01:39:50,000 ‎但有时候你的能力好到会让同事难堪 1756 01:39:50,666 --> 01:39:52,625 ‎甚至会让我们这些高层 1757 01:39:52,708 --> 01:39:54,708 ‎感觉这间公司没有你不行 1758 01:39:59,333 --> 01:40:00,291 ‎五角 1759 01:40:00,833 --> 01:40:01,916 ‎我知道你的意思了 1760 01:40:05,041 --> 01:40:06,125 ‎你叫我什么? 1761 01:40:07,500 --> 01:40:09,000 ‎你用这种态度跟我说话啊? 1762 01:40:11,541 --> 01:40:12,416 ‎同学 1763 01:40:13,916 --> 01:40:16,666 ‎你知道高中的时候 ‎大家为什么都叫你五角吗? 1764 01:40:18,541 --> 01:40:20,583 ‎因为你的名字叫梅益源 1765 01:40:21,583 --> 01:40:23,000 ‎连一元都没有 1766 01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:26,958 ‎平常我尊重你是经理 1767 01:40:27,750 --> 01:40:31,000 ‎私底下 我没让公司的人 ‎知道你叫五角 1768 01:40:32,166 --> 01:40:34,291 ‎也没人知道我是你同学 1769 01:40:38,791 --> 01:40:40,875 ‎你交办的事情我有没有做到? 1770 01:40:42,958 --> 01:40:44,041 ‎每次调薪时 1771 01:40:44,125 --> 01:40:46,291 ‎你都跟我说要共体时艰 1772 01:40:48,000 --> 01:40:49,708 ‎结果自己又偷偷去换车 1773 01:40:50,750 --> 01:40:52,708 ‎老子有说过半句话吗? 1774 01:42:13,250 --> 01:42:14,708 ‎我事后问电风 1775 01:42:14,791 --> 01:42:16,333 ‎为什么要跳下去 1776 01:42:16,958 --> 01:42:19,291 ‎他只有懒洋洋地回答 1777 01:42:19,375 --> 01:42:20,625 ‎“就想要跳” 1778 01:42:21,750 --> 01:42:23,375 ‎科学家说宇宙的起源 1779 01:42:23,458 --> 01:42:25,125 ‎是来自一场大爆炸 1780 01:42:25,833 --> 01:42:28,250 ‎它产生了时间与空间 1781 01:42:28,875 --> 01:42:30,625 ‎但大爆炸之前 1782 01:42:31,708 --> 01:42:33,833 ‎可能就只是一片混沌 1783 01:42:34,958 --> 01:42:37,125 ‎我想人生也是一样 1784 01:42:37,208 --> 01:42:38,875 ‎我们花很多时间 1785 01:42:38,958 --> 01:42:40,625 ‎找寻人生的答案 1786 01:42:41,208 --> 01:42:42,333 ‎但说不定 1787 01:42:42,416 --> 01:42:45,333 ‎答案的本身就是一片混沌 1788 01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:47,000 ‎谁啊? 1789 01:44:54,416 --> 01:44:55,833 ‎又有资料要补签啊? 1790 01:44:56,791 --> 01:44:58,416 ‎我今天只是想要来找你而已 1791 01:45:13,708 --> 01:45:15,500 ‎我前几天还想到你 1792 01:45:16,208 --> 01:45:17,375 ‎想到我什么? 1793 01:45:21,208 --> 01:45:23,625 ‎我也不知道 反正我就是想到你 1794 01:45:23,708 --> 01:45:24,916 ‎我觉得 1795 01:45:25,625 --> 01:45:27,708 ‎你跟我认识的男人都不太一样 1796 01:45:28,541 --> 01:45:29,875 ‎哪里不一样? 1797 01:45:31,583 --> 01:45:33,000 ‎就是… 1798 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:35,583 ‎让我有种很熟悉的感觉 1799 01:45:35,666 --> 01:45:37,333 ‎好像我们认识很久了 1800 01:45:42,166 --> 01:45:43,416 ‎你在这里等我一下 1801 01:45:43,500 --> 01:45:44,666 ‎我去准备一下 1802 01:45:47,583 --> 01:45:48,666 ‎麦娜丝 1803 01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:09,208 ‎那是我很久以前的名字 1804 01:46:11,041 --> 01:46:12,375 ‎你不叫我都忘了 1805 01:46:14,958 --> 01:46:16,333 ‎你到底是谁? 1806 01:46:18,958 --> 01:46:20,458 ‎我叫林冠陶 1807 01:46:20,541 --> 01:46:22,125 ‎我喜欢你很久了 1808 01:46:24,291 --> 01:46:25,708 ‎从什么时候开始? 1809 01:46:27,375 --> 01:46:29,208 ‎从我第一次看到你的时候 1810 01:46:32,750 --> 01:46:34,458 ‎第一次是什么时候? 1811 01:46:40,750 --> 01:46:42,500 ‎所以你上一次 1812 01:46:44,833 --> 01:46:46,708 ‎不是来找我补签资料 1813 01:46:48,333 --> 01:46:49,916 ‎我只是想来看你而已 1814 01:46:57,125 --> 01:46:58,500 ‎那今天呢? 1815 01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:03,333 ‎今天你是来看我 1816 01:47:08,083 --> 01:47:09,666 ‎还是来消费的? 1817 01:47:50,291 --> 01:47:51,708 ‎你在这里坐一下 1818 01:47:52,583 --> 01:47:53,875 ‎我去准备一下 1819 01:49:37,333 --> 01:49:39,750 ‎对大多数的男性来讲 1820 01:49:39,833 --> 01:49:41,166 ‎年少时 1821 01:49:41,250 --> 01:49:44,375 ‎心里都会有一位女神 1822 01:49:45,333 --> 01:49:47,708 ‎但随着年纪的增长 1823 01:49:48,291 --> 01:49:49,333 ‎女神 1824 01:49:49,416 --> 01:49:51,625 ‎渐渐会消失在心中 1825 01:49:52,791 --> 01:49:55,333 ‎但有的人的思念并不会消失 1826 01:49:55,958 --> 01:49:56,916 ‎最后 1827 01:49:57,000 --> 01:49:59,833 ‎就是将她们请到神桌上面侍奉 1828 01:50:00,875 --> 01:50:02,958 ‎偶尔想起来的时候 1829 01:50:03,041 --> 01:50:05,250 ‎从脑海里拿出来膜拜 1830 01:50:06,583 --> 01:50:08,250 ‎对罐头来讲 1831 01:50:08,333 --> 01:50:10,958 ‎校花早就和他家的祖先摆在一起 1832 01:50:11,583 --> 01:50:14,666 ‎实在不应该将她从神桌上面请下来 1833 01:50:15,750 --> 01:50:16,833 ‎毕竟 1834 01:50:16,916 --> 01:50:18,666 ‎仙女下凡 1835 01:50:18,750 --> 01:50:20,708 ‎一切都会打回原形 1836 01:50:21,500 --> 01:50:22,958 ‎失去了距离 1837 01:50:23,458 --> 01:50:25,666 ‎也失去了幻想的美妙 1838 01:50:35,250 --> 01:50:36,791 ‎先生 请问加什么油? 1839 01:50:37,458 --> 01:50:38,833 ‎95加满 1840 01:50:45,708 --> 01:50:46,958 ‎抓到了 1841 01:50:47,041 --> 01:50:48,666 ‎-没你的事 走开 ‎-闪开! 1842 01:50:50,291 --> 01:50:51,750 ‎我操你妈逼 1843 01:50:52,583 --> 01:50:53,541 ‎下来! 1844 01:50:55,125 --> 01:50:57,416 ‎-干 下来! ‎-下来! 1845 01:51:01,375 --> 01:51:03,000 ‎干! 1846 01:51:03,625 --> 01:51:05,041 ‎我操你妈逼 1847 01:51:05,833 --> 01:51:06,958 ‎-操你妈 ‎-操你妈 1848 01:51:07,041 --> 01:51:08,166 ‎打什么? 1849 01:51:37,041 --> 01:51:42,333 ‎(松美纸糊店) 1850 01:51:42,416 --> 01:51:44,333 ‎警方事后逮到嫌犯 1851 01:51:45,000 --> 01:51:47,125 ‎才知道对方是要报仇 1852 01:51:47,208 --> 01:51:48,625 ‎但是认错人 1853 01:51:49,666 --> 01:51:52,375 ‎和许多荒谬的社会新闻一样 1854 01:51:52,916 --> 01:51:56,250 ‎闭结就这么不明不白地离开人世 1855 01:51:57,541 --> 01:52:00,333 ‎闭结原本以为奶奶精神变好 1856 01:52:00,416 --> 01:52:01,916 ‎起床煮红豆汤 1857 01:52:02,000 --> 01:52:03,708 ‎是回光返照 1858 01:52:03,791 --> 01:52:05,416 ‎让他心神不宁 1859 01:52:06,375 --> 01:52:08,333 ‎但他现在才了解 1860 01:52:08,416 --> 01:52:09,958 ‎他不会结巴 1861 01:52:10,500 --> 01:52:12,416 ‎是他的回光返照 1862 01:52:13,708 --> 01:52:16,541 ‎他开始担心奶奶以后由谁来照顾 1863 01:52:17,375 --> 01:52:20,208 ‎不知道奶奶有没有把红豆汤先冰起来 1864 01:52:21,375 --> 01:52:24,708 ‎闭结是个永远只会为别人着想 1865 01:52:24,791 --> 01:52:26,875 ‎却很少为自己想的人 1866 01:52:27,916 --> 01:52:30,708 ‎他应该和很多台湾百姓一样 1867 01:52:31,375 --> 01:52:33,125 ‎憨直、重感情 1868 01:52:33,208 --> 01:52:36,708 ‎体贴却换来上天对他的无情 1869 01:52:37,625 --> 01:52:40,583 ‎他透过他的双眼看到另外一个世界 1870 01:52:41,166 --> 01:52:42,166 ‎用他的双手 1871 01:52:42,250 --> 01:52:44,916 ‎帮助别人完成最后的愿望 1872 01:52:45,666 --> 01:52:47,125 ‎但他自己的愿望呢? 1873 01:52:55,250 --> 01:52:57,958 ‎吴铭添热情活泼肯打拼 1874 01:52:58,041 --> 01:53:00,458 ‎学识丰富好差遣 1875 01:53:00,541 --> 01:53:02,375 ‎吴铭添虽然是新人 1876 01:53:02,458 --> 01:53:05,458 ‎但是绝对会用心听各位乡亲的心声 1877 01:53:05,958 --> 01:53:09,583 ‎乡亲的需要就是吴铭添打拼的方向 1878 01:53:09,666 --> 01:53:11,250 ‎拜托各位乡亲 1879 01:53:11,333 --> 01:53:13,208 ‎集中我们手中的选票 1880 01:53:13,291 --> 01:53:15,833 ‎全力支持四号吴铭添 1881 01:53:15,916 --> 01:53:17,500 ‎拜托 1882 01:53:17,583 --> 01:53:19,125 ‎感谢 1883 01:53:19,666 --> 01:53:21,291 ‎四号 1884 01:53:21,375 --> 01:53:24,458 ‎立法委员候选人 吴铭添的宣传车 1885 01:53:45,333 --> 01:53:47,958 ‎恭请立法委员参选人 1886 01:53:48,041 --> 01:53:50,041 ‎吴铭添先生就位 1887 01:53:50,625 --> 01:53:52,083 ‎请鞠躬 1888 01:53:52,166 --> 01:53:53,583 ‎来 前进两步 1889 01:53:54,333 --> 01:53:55,666 ‎请三捻香 1890 01:54:04,833 --> 01:54:07,166 ‎请向遗像行最敬礼 1891 01:54:07,250 --> 01:54:08,500 ‎一鞠躬 1892 01:54:09,541 --> 01:54:10,666 ‎礼成 1893 01:54:10,750 --> 01:54:13,000 ‎家属请答礼 1894 01:54:19,583 --> 01:54:22,708 ‎-再一次感谢立法委员参选人 ‎-姐 1895 01:54:22,791 --> 01:54:24,166 ‎吴铭添先生 1896 01:54:24,250 --> 01:54:26,250 ‎今天莅临公祭 1897 01:54:26,333 --> 01:54:27,333 ‎感谢 1898 01:54:28,541 --> 01:54:30,791 ‎-拜托 支持四号 ‎-支持四号 拜托 1899 01:54:30,875 --> 01:54:33,500 ‎-你好 请多支持 ‎-请多支持 1900 01:54:34,333 --> 01:54:36,416 ‎-拜托 谢谢 ‎-支持四号 拜托 1901 01:54:36,500 --> 01:54:39,333 ‎-拜托 ‎-请支持四号 1902 01:54:42,083 --> 01:54:44,083 ‎拜托 支持四号 1903 01:54:44,166 --> 01:54:45,875 ‎拜托 请多支持 1904 01:54:45,958 --> 01:54:46,958 ‎谢谢你 1905 01:54:47,833 --> 01:54:48,750 ‎来 拜托 1906 01:54:48,833 --> 01:54:51,375 ‎-拜托 ‎-拜托 1907 01:54:53,416 --> 01:54:55,375 ‎-拜托 ‎-拜托 1908 01:54:56,833 --> 01:54:58,000 ‎你在急什么? 1909 01:54:58,958 --> 01:54:59,958 ‎开始了吗? 1910 01:55:00,041 --> 01:55:01,500 ‎拜托 1911 01:55:03,416 --> 01:55:04,625 ‎我后面还有行程 1912 01:55:04,708 --> 01:55:05,541 ‎什么行程? 1913 01:55:06,708 --> 01:55:08,333 ‎是看人多来握手的吗? 1914 01:55:09,041 --> 01:55:10,250 ‎还是来上香? 1915 01:55:10,791 --> 01:55:12,875 ‎操你妈 选举了不起喔? 1916 01:55:13,875 --> 01:55:15,833 ‎我来看同学怎么了吗? 1917 01:55:15,916 --> 01:55:17,250 ‎看同学? 1918 01:55:17,333 --> 01:55:18,708 ‎这你同学吗? 1919 01:55:18,791 --> 01:55:19,750 ‎去看啊 1920 01:55:20,291 --> 01:55:22,500 ‎-做什么? ‎-看同学? 1921 01:55:23,041 --> 01:55:24,958 ‎闭结出事情你有关心过吗? 1922 01:55:25,041 --> 01:55:27,500 ‎-我在忙啊 ‎-有多忙? 1923 01:55:28,125 --> 01:55:29,833 ‎你忙 我们就不忙吗? 1924 01:55:31,333 --> 01:55:33,375 ‎你们那种工作会有多忙? 1925 01:55:33,458 --> 01:55:35,041 ‎干 你在说什么? 1926 01:55:35,125 --> 01:55:36,416 ‎干什么? 1927 01:55:36,500 --> 01:55:37,750 ‎-你在说什么? ‎-不要拉我 1928 01:55:37,833 --> 01:55:38,958 ‎你干吗? 1929 01:55:39,625 --> 01:55:40,625 ‎-你再说一次 ‎-怎样? 1930 01:55:40,708 --> 01:55:42,083 ‎-你再说一次 ‎-是怎样啊? 1931 01:55:42,166 --> 01:55:43,500 ‎现在是怎么样? 1932 01:55:43,583 --> 01:55:44,708 ‎有话好好说 1933 01:55:44,791 --> 01:55:46,208 ‎选举了不起吗? 1934 01:55:48,250 --> 01:55:50,333 ‎看同学啊 去看 1935 01:55:50,416 --> 01:55:52,583 ‎-我已经来看了 你到底… ‎-赶快去看啊 1936 01:55:52,666 --> 01:55:53,958 ‎别这样 1937 01:55:54,541 --> 01:55:56,208 ‎为什么要弄得这么难看? 1938 01:55:56,291 --> 01:55:57,708 ‎-这是你的问题还是我们的? ‎-别这样 1939 01:55:57,791 --> 01:55:59,000 ‎我操你妈逼! 1940 01:55:59,083 --> 01:56:00,416 ‎-你是多厉害? ‎-干 1941 01:56:02,291 --> 01:56:03,791 ‎-别打了 ‎-操你妈 1942 01:56:05,166 --> 01:56:06,958 ‎-闪开 ‎-这部电影 1943 01:56:07,041 --> 01:56:08,375 ‎应该是全世界 1944 01:56:08,458 --> 01:56:11,541 ‎第一部有导演跑进画面里打人的 1945 01:56:12,416 --> 01:56:15,291 ‎有时拍电影会拍到令人受不了 1946 01:56:15,375 --> 01:56:17,333 ‎都分不清楚是电影 1947 01:56:17,416 --> 01:56:19,166 ‎还是现实人生 1948 01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:22,750 ‎你可能会说这部电影太荒谬了 1949 01:56:23,583 --> 01:56:25,625 ‎但对很多人来说 1950 01:56:25,708 --> 01:56:28,583 ‎人生本来就是一派胡言 1951 01:56:28,666 --> 01:56:29,750 ‎板来啦 1952 01:56:29,833 --> 01:56:31,708 ‎(《同学麦娜丝》) 1953 01:56:34,750 --> 01:56:38,666 ‎(谨以此片纪念我的同学 赖俊杰) 1954 01:56:44,083 --> 01:56:48,291 ‎各位在座的成功人士 1955 01:56:49,541 --> 01:56:50,666 ‎接下来 1956 01:56:50,750 --> 01:56:52,208 ‎小弟 1957 01:56:53,041 --> 01:56:55,125 ‎要来为大家唱一首歌 1958 01:56:56,791 --> 01:56:59,291 ‎安慰大家心中的郁闷 1959 01:57:00,250 --> 01:57:03,583 ‎排除身体内的毒素 1960 01:57:04,333 --> 01:57:05,666 ‎从今以后 1961 01:57:06,291 --> 01:57:07,500 ‎我们的家庭 1962 01:57:07,583 --> 01:57:09,041 ‎幸福美满 1963 01:57:09,833 --> 01:57:12,000 ‎阖家平安 赚大钱 1964 01:58:27,083 --> 01:58:28,791 ‎各位观众朋友 1965 01:58:28,875 --> 01:58:30,458 ‎我们现在所看到的 1966 01:58:30,541 --> 01:58:33,083 ‎是典型的台湾房地产广告 1967 01:58:33,833 --> 01:58:35,291 ‎这一类的广告 1968 01:58:35,375 --> 01:58:38,625 ‎通常传达出成功人士的生活模样 1969 01:58:39,416 --> 01:58:41,625 ‎每坪只要两百万元 1970 01:58:41,708 --> 01:58:42,958 ‎住进来 1971 01:58:43,041 --> 01:58:44,916 ‎不但人生成功 1972 01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:48,500 ‎连房子都可以成为传家之宝 1973 01:58:49,416 --> 01:58:51,375 ‎再过个几百年 1974 01:58:51,458 --> 01:58:53,958 ‎也会有机会被联合国指定为 1975 01:58:54,041 --> 01:58:55,666 ‎世界文化遗产 1976 01:58:56,958 --> 01:58:58,458 ‎年轻时的我们 1977 01:58:58,541 --> 01:59:00,375 ‎时常说到未来 1978 01:59:01,166 --> 01:59:03,125 ‎以为总有一天 1979 01:59:03,208 --> 01:59:04,666 ‎会衣锦还乡 1980 01:59:05,250 --> 01:59:06,708 ‎开著名车 1981 01:59:06,791 --> 01:59:08,250 ‎娶一个娇妻 1982 01:59:08,333 --> 01:59:09,916 ‎住在豪宅里 1983 01:59:11,083 --> 01:59:12,875 ‎我们总是相信自己 1984 01:59:12,958 --> 01:59:15,000 ‎身上有一双翅膀 1985 01:59:15,083 --> 01:59:16,458 ‎只要肯努力 1986 01:59:17,041 --> 01:59:19,291 ‎一定可以展翅高飞 1987 01:59:20,416 --> 01:59:22,208 ‎但过了40岁 1988 01:59:22,291 --> 01:59:24,333 ‎慢慢可以理解 1989 01:59:24,833 --> 01:59:27,666 ‎原来我们其实只是一只鸡 1990 01:59:34,583 --> 01:59:37,375 ‎最后小弟在这里占用一点时间 1991 01:59:37,875 --> 01:59:40,125 ‎要慎重地向各位介绍 1992 01:59:40,208 --> 01:59:42,208 ‎视频最后唱歌的那位 1993 01:59:42,833 --> 01:59:44,250 ‎戴着墨镜 1994 01:59:44,333 --> 01:59:45,583 ‎背着吉他 1995 01:59:46,291 --> 01:59:48,333 ‎他就是台湾的传奇乐团 1996 01:59:48,916 --> 01:59:51,166 ‎浊水溪公社的主唱柯董 1997 01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:54,000 ‎这次虽然没有重金礼聘 1998 01:59:54,708 --> 01:59:56,375 ‎但我们用诚意 1999 01:59:56,458 --> 01:59:59,041 ‎邀请他来替这部电影做配乐 2000 02:00:00,333 --> 02:00:03,083 ‎你可能不认识浊水溪和柯董 2001 02:00:03,750 --> 02:00:07,291 ‎但他们的音乐却深深影响着台湾 2002 02:00:08,000 --> 02:00:10,541 ‎尤其是最后这首《卡通手枪》 2003 02:00:11,291 --> 02:00:13,958 ‎更加是我们这种超过40岁 2004 02:00:14,041 --> 02:00:16,250 ‎不上不下的男人 2005 02:00:16,750 --> 02:00:20,250 ‎在深夜里面对自己的心声 2006 02:02:23,083 --> 02:02:28,583 ‎(再会) 2007 02:02:28,666 --> 02:02:33,666 ‎字幕翻译:林秉璇