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[bird squawks]

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[inspirational music playing]

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[rumbling]

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[people straining]

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[frantic string music playing]

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[chime plays over PA]

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Thank you.

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Oh.

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Uh…

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-Hi. I'm Jonathan Fall.
-Oh, uh…

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Captain Fall, yes, nice to meet you.

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I'm Günther. Nice button.

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Oh, this stupid thing? Yeah.

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The stewardess put it on me.

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Said it was because I seemed
so insecure and asked so many questions

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and was so very needy or something?
I… [chuckles]

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It's classic flight humor.

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Cool. Let's go.

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Oh.

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[boat engine revving]

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Oh, wow.

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No, no, no, no, Captain.

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No manual labor for you.
I'll bring your bags to your quarters.

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Oh, thanks, great. Um…

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-Then I'll just go inside?
-Yeah.

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Okay, and just start captaining or…

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Eh, just walk up there.
Yeah, that's all I know.

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Thanks.

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Hello?

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Is anyone here?

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Oh, hello, miss.

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I… Oh.

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Uh…

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Is anyone here?

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-[confetti cannon pops]
-[crew] Surprise!

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[Jonathan] Oh! Whoa. [laughs nervously]

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-[cheering and whistling]
-Ah.

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Whoo! [laughs]

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[crew member] The new captain! Whoo!

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It is a great honor for me
to welcome a man

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that I sincerely hope will become
one of my best friends and confidants.

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He is a man we will all depend on
to guide us safely across the seas,

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and he alone
will have the sole responsibility

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for any cargo this ship carries.

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Please, let's give a big round of applause

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for the one, the only,
Captain Jonathan Fall.

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-[cheering and applause]
-Come up here, brother. Come on.

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Oh, up on the stage? Yeah. Okay.

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Please, accept the key to the ship.

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Ooh-hoo-hoo! Look at that!

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-Welcome to the family, Capitán.
-Thank you.

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Hey, guys.

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I… I just wanted to use this opportunity
to let everyone know

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that I am also new here on the ship.

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Uh, my name is Nico,
and I worked for three wonderful years

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at the abandoned
warehouse facility in Hamburg,

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and I must have impressed
someone in the organization

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because, before I knew it,
I was promoted and transferred here.

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But what this is really about,
our new captain,

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and first up
is the ritual signing of documents.

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Just a bit of fun.

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[chuckles] Of course.

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There you go!

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My first autograph. [chuckles]

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And initials on every page, please.

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[chuckles, sighs]

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This is great guys. What a welcome.

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Yeah. Thank you, my friend.

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[cheering and applause]

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It's done.

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Okay, roger that. Yes.
Okay, people, the documents are signed.

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It's go time.

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-Hi, Captain.
-Oh, hi.

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So cool they threw this party
for us newcomers.

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Yes. What an amazing welcome.

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Yeah. I've heard all kinds
of great things about you.

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Lots of details, and I've seen pictures,
and I've already read your file, and…

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Yeah, I know
pretty much everything about you.

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There's a file on me?

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File? No.

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But you said something
about a file on me that you already read?

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Yeah, or… or I heard it.

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People are just saying
all this positive stuff about you.

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And where I come from,
we call that a file.

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An oral file.

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Okay.

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-What were they saying, then?
-Um… T… Pos…

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Positive things.

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-Superlatives.
-I would love for you to be specific.

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[chuckles] I'm not that used
to positive feedback, you see,

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so it would be fun to know
what the… what the buzz is out there.

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Uh… Well, uh… [exhales] you know…

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The blond hair.

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Not too tall.

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Shoes.

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-Things like that.
-[laughs enthusiastically]

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Nico.

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So, Captain Fall,
are you ready to settle in?

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Yeah, sure.
I didn't quite catch your name there?

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It's Liza. Liza Barell.

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I'm the activity manager. Come with me.
I'll show you to your quarters.

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[whistles] Wrap it up! Let's go! Vámonos.

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[glasses clink]

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[ladder scrapes floor]

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So, Captain, excited to be here?

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Oh, very. Very.

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-And a little nervous, uh, to be honest.
-No, you shouldn't be.

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On this ship,
everyone takes care of one another.

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Wow. Well, that sounds great.

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Lookin' forward to that.

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-Yeah, we are like a family.
-Oh.

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Bummer.

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Oh, this whole area here is off limits
because of electrical stuff.

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-You don't need to worry about that.
-Well… Oh. I love electrical stuff.

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Wires and switches and fuses and…
and those things. They're so cool.

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Wait, why is that off-limits
to the captain?

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-You know what attracts me?
-Uh… No.

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Guys who don't enter restricted areas

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and who don't ask
all kinds of questions about it.

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That really gets
my genital juices flowing.

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What?

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Yeah, not to get too personal or anything,
but just don't go in here.

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You have more important things to do.

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So this is the captain's quarters.

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Ho-ho!

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Wow! This is amazing.

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Oh, and this… this is my fish tank?

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Mm-hmm, yes.

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Ha! Hi, guys.

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So why don't you just get some rest?

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We'll see you tomorrow morning,
and you'll be ready to start your work.

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How does that sound, Captain?

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That sounds amazing. Yes, let's do that.
I will rest and see you tomorrow.

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Dismissed. [chuckles]

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No. But dismissed.

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[inhales sharply]

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[yawns]

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[mystical music playing]

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[birds squawk]

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Good morning, Captain!

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Please, join me and let me show you
everything Rio has to offer.

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Oh! That would be great,

143
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but I'm gonna get to know
every part of the ship

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before the guests board.

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Wanna be prepared, you know?

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Well, uh, it is a tradition to board
every port you are in as a captain.

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Yeah, but I was in Rio yesterday.

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Yeah, but you weren't
the Captain yesterday.

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You hadn't boarded.

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-Okay, that… that is a valid point.
-Come on. You'll have a great time.

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You will come back to the ship
a lot happier

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and with fresh, fond memories.

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Okay then.
I would love to have fond memories.

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[rumbling]

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[sinister music playing]

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[shouting]

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[samba music playing]

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Wow, that's a big helicopter.

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It is.

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Ah, it's like a giant bumblebee.
[chuckles]

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-Except that it's made of metal.
-Sure.

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-Very good observation, Captain.
-Yeah.

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And… And some oil-based materials also.

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Like, uh, plastic and… the works. [sighs]

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Uh-huh.

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[whistles] Hey, hey.
My friend, my friend, my friend. Hey.

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You don't have no watch, eh?

168
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Oh. That is true.

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My parents always told me my wrists
were too slim for me to wear a timepiece.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Your wrists are… They are great. Eh…

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They are… [chuckles]

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…almost not hideous, eh? [chuckles]

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Hey, try this on, eh?

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-[Jonathan] Oh.
-Ah?

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Cá ver? Like a glove. [chuckles]

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Wow. So beautiful. I…

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I always dreamt of owning
a genuine, authentic Rolex.

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It is a real Rolex, right?

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I've heard they actually make
fake watches.

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Mm-mm. No fakey, okay? I'm real deal.

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Okay, sorry, I had to ask.

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Just a precaution.
You can never be too careful. How much?

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Dois mil. Two thousand, eh?
In stores, at least double the price.

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-Oh, really?
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Special deal for you,
my skinny friend. [chuckles]

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[chuckles] Oh, wow, so friendly.

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Um… [sighs]

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I… I'll take it.

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[chuckles] I'll just
have to empty my savings account,

191
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but I… I… I look at this as an investment.

192
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And a hundred dollars extra to you
for excellent service, my friend.

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Hey-hey! Hey!

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Que Deus te abençoe. God bless you.

195
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Thank you, my feeble fella. Ha!

196
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-Oh.
-I'll see you later!

197
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Wow. That was lucky. We made it
just before he closed for the day.

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Yes, lucky.

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Obviously in a rush to get home.
Probably a family man.

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Ah, look at that.

201
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Hey, give it, unmuscular man.

202
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Oh!

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[gasps]

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[grunts]

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Here, you can have this.

206
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:44,126
Money! Passa grana, poha.

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For your information,
that was a $2,000 watch,

208
00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:48,293
and it's actually worth much more.

209
00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:51,418
It's a fake. Five dollars max.

210
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Actually, that…
that's where you're wrong, sir.

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It came with an oral guarantee.

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Cash. Now!

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Or I'll slice your cock in four.

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Oh no! No, no, no, no. No thank you, no.

215
00:12:00,793 --> 00:12:03,834
Then you'll get
four separate mangled penises.

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00:12:03,918 --> 00:12:06,626
-None of them working properly.
-I don't want that.

217
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Aqui. Isso é tudo que eu tenho.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[groaning]

220
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Ah! Whoa!

221
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-[robber grunts, screams]
-[Jonathan] Oh!

222
00:12:22,084 --> 00:12:24,709
-Ah!
-[robber babbles]

223
00:12:25,293 --> 00:12:26,251
[robber groans]

224
00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:27,834
[tires screech, horn blares]

225
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-[men grunt]
-[Jonathan whimpers]

226
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[knife squelches]

227
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[Jonathan panting]

228
00:12:42,584 --> 00:12:44,876
-[Jonathan whimpers]
-[distant sirens wailing]

229
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[knife clatters]

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Eh…

231
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:09,501
Just so you know,

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00:13:09,584 --> 00:13:13,584
what just happened back there
is totally normal.

233
00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:19,876
I mean, it's almost boring.
It happens all the time.

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A normal occurrence, uh… just so you know.

235
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Fun fact. Rio has more
than 8,000 homicides every week.

236
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They say it's not even
a punishable offense here anymore.

237
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Can you believe that?

238
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So that's kind of fun.

239
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,709
Huh? A fun thing to think about?

240
00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:42,209
Huh? Yes?

241
00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:50,084
Captain, is there anything I can do
to make you feel better?

242
00:13:50,168 --> 00:13:53,001
Uh, get you a soft drink, an ice cream?

243
00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:56,209
Oh, no, no, no thank you, Pedro.
You've done enough.

244
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You're probably tired anyway
after killing those three people.

245
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,834
Well, you know,
one of them was killed by a bus,

246
00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:04,334
so you can subtract that one
from the equation.

247
00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:07,876
Yeah. I… I just think I need some time
to process everything that's happened.

248
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:09,459
-I hope that's okay?
-Sure.

249
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Oh, and don't forget you have
your first announcement later.

250
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,459
-It's going to be swell.
-Oh. Yeah.

251
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:23,459
[elevator music playing]

252
00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:26,168
[music continues in distance]

253
00:14:34,168 --> 00:14:36,209
[dial tone buzzes]

254
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:39,918
[key bleeps]

255
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:42,834
[monotone playing]

256
00:14:42,918 --> 00:14:44,834
[Nico] Operator. How may I help you?

257
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:48,043
Hi. I would like to talk
to the Brazilian 911, please?

258
00:14:48,126 --> 00:14:50,084
[Nico] Of course, hold on.

259
00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:52,709
[Liza] Rio Police. How may I help you?

260
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:55,293
Hi, um, my name is Jonathan Fall,

261
00:14:55,376 --> 00:14:58,376
and I have been involved
in a terrible incident.

262
00:14:58,459 --> 00:15:00,126
-[Liza] Go on.
-Yes. A, um…

263
00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:03,626
A triple homicide, um, to be specific.

264
00:15:03,709 --> 00:15:04,751
I will look into it.

265
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,918
But I've got to be honest
with you, you know,

266
00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:11,668
triple homicides aren't really something
we prioritize since they are so common.

267
00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:14,751
In many cases,
the victims, they asked for it.

268
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:16,668
They asked to be killed?

269
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:20,876
Sí, yeah, by trying to, you know,
rob someone or something like that.

270
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:22,918
In those cases, they had it coming.

271
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:26,418
Was that the case in the homicide
you want to report, sir?

272
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,668
They… They did try to rob me, yes.

273
00:15:29,751 --> 00:15:32,043
Mm. See? Well, there you have it.

274
00:15:32,126 --> 00:15:34,626
But you did the right thing
by calling us, eh?

275
00:15:34,709 --> 00:15:37,668
And now the case is closed,
and we can all move on with our lives.

276
00:15:37,751 --> 00:15:41,334
Okay, so tha… tha…
that's how it works here?

277
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,126
Sí, sir.
That is exactly how it works here.

278
00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,751
That is Rio's judicial system
in a nutshell.

279
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:47,793
Um…

280
00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:50,084
Well, uh… understood.

281
00:15:50,168 --> 00:15:51,293
-Thank you…
-Mm-hmm.

282
00:15:51,376 --> 00:15:52,334
…ma'am, I guess.

283
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,376
Bye-bye now!

284
00:15:53,459 --> 00:15:55,043
-[line beeps]
-Uh…

285
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:56,626
[sighs]

286
00:15:56,709 --> 00:16:00,126
Well, great job showing our new captain
the sweet life in Rio.

287
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,251
What a welcome.

288
00:16:01,334 --> 00:16:04,543
I'm sorry about that.
It got a little out of hand, I know,

289
00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:07,376
but my reflexes and instincts took over.
What can I say?

290
00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:08,626
Give him an hour or two,

291
00:16:08,709 --> 00:16:10,584
and I'm pretty sure
he'll be perfectly fine.

292
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:11,751
Do you really think so?

293
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:15,626
Yeah, I'm already over it,
so shouldn't be a problem for him.

294
00:16:19,584 --> 00:16:21,584
[lively music playing]

295
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:33,043
-Hey, Capitán!
-Jesus Christ almighty. Oh, you scared me.

296
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,334
-Sorry, my friend.
-Oh!

297
00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:36,251
But it's time
for you to introduce yourself

298
00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:38,043
and make a destination announcement.

299
00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:40,001
Yes. Okay. Um…

300
00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:42,626
Hi, I am Captain Fall, and we're heading--

301
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:43,918
In the mic, Captain.

302
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:46,209
Oh, of course, yeah.
Or else no one hears it.

303
00:16:46,293 --> 00:16:47,334
-[chuckles]
-Exactly.

304
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:49,168
Okay. Okay.

305
00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:50,084
[clears throat]

306
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:54,043
-[feedback whines]
-[Jonathan] Hello, cruise p… passengers.

307
00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:58,834
Uh… Hi. I'm… Jonathan Fall.
I'm your… I'm Captain Fall.

308
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:01,543
Uh… I am 29--

309
00:17:01,626 --> 00:17:04,959
We are leaving Rio
for an Atlantic Ocean cruise

310
00:17:05,043 --> 00:17:07,376
with Cape Town as our next destination.

311
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:11,376
Enjoy your yourselves,
get comfortable, and have fun.

312
00:17:11,459 --> 00:17:13,709
-[trembles]
-You should get some rest, Captain.

313
00:17:13,793 --> 00:17:15,751
-[exhales]
-And we'll try this again tomorrow.

314
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,501
Yeah, yeah. Uh… Some rest would be good.

315
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:19,959
Definitely.

316
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,543
[Liza] Fuck me.

317
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,126
-He's a wreck.
-Pff!

318
00:17:27,209 --> 00:17:30,168
Talk about living in the past.
Time to move on, no?

319
00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:32,834
I didn't think he would be this fragile.

320
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:37,584
Maybe it's we who are desensitized
after all this violence for so many years.

321
00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:40,084
Maybe his is just a normal human reaction

322
00:17:40,168 --> 00:17:43,126
after witnessing a super brutal
triple murder up close.

323
00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:46,709
[computer plays tune]

324
00:17:47,293 --> 00:17:48,918
Shit. It's him.

325
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:52,876
[Liza] Mr. Tyrant, hello.
To what do we owe this honor?

326
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:55,459
Liza! Pedro! Nico!

327
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:58,043
Just who I wanted to talk to.

328
00:17:58,126 --> 00:17:59,418
Hello, Señor Tyrant.

329
00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:02,251
It's an honor, sir.
And thanks for the promotion, by the way.

330
00:18:02,334 --> 00:18:04,334
Can I put you down
as a reference in my CV?

331
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,543
It would be so helpful,
like, it's a stepping stone--

332
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:09,918
Word is that our new captain
isn't feeling too well?

333
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:13,376
-Who told you that?
-Rumors travel fast, my dear.

334
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,251
Oh, he'll be fine. You have my word, sir.

335
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:18,168
Good! Good to know.

336
00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:22,126
Because I can't afford
another failed captain.

337
00:18:22,209 --> 00:18:23,043
Of course.

338
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:26,209
If he doesn't work out,
there will be changes to the crew.

339
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:28,001
Someone will have to be terminated.

340
00:18:28,084 --> 00:18:30,793
That won't be necessary, sir.
I wouldn't even bother with…

341
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:31,876
-[line cuts out]
-Mm…

342
00:18:32,584 --> 00:18:33,918
Hello?

343
00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:35,251
Well, cock me.

344
00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:38,293
Yeah. Cock me too, right in the face!

345
00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:39,793
And stomach.

346
00:18:41,668 --> 00:18:44,626
-What?
-Well, we all know whose fault this is.

347
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,376
Pedro's or…

348
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,668
Yeah, but let's hope
I can bail you out, okay?

349
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:54,834
I really hoped
I wouldn't have to play this card so soon.

350
00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:00,001
[jazzy spy music playing]

351
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:21,626
Oh! Hi, Ms. Barell.

352
00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:25,251
Hi, Captain.
I brought you a brand-new uniform.

353
00:19:25,334 --> 00:19:26,293
Oh, thanks.

354
00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:30,834
I understand you had a kind of
unpleasant experience in Rio.

355
00:19:30,918 --> 00:19:33,626
Yeah, it was actually very unpleasant.

356
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,918
Horrible. Uh… Like a nightmare.

357
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:40,084
Hmm. You know, in this profession
you have to respect cultural differences.

358
00:19:40,168 --> 00:19:43,626
-Everyone is not exactly like us.
-Mm-hmm. I… I guess.

359
00:19:43,709 --> 00:19:47,126
So what you witnessed is not
better or worse than what we're used to.

360
00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:49,168
It's just, mm, different.

361
00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:52,084
Triple homicide is different, for sure.

362
00:19:52,876 --> 00:19:55,626
Oh. [chuckles]
What… What… What are you doin'?

363
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:59,418
We have to get you out of that uniform.
There are still some bloodstains on it.

364
00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:00,918
Oh. Oh, oh yeah.

365
00:20:04,251 --> 00:20:05,334
Oh.

366
00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:08,793
Sorry about the, uh… stiffness. I…
[clears throat] I don't know.

367
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:13,168
It's probably just a physical reaction
to the, uh, circumstances or, um…

368
00:20:14,543 --> 00:20:15,626
Argh. [chuckles]

369
00:20:15,709 --> 00:20:17,293
I don't usually get, uh…

370
00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:21,084
erections when women undress me.
My apologies.

371
00:20:21,168 --> 00:20:23,293
Oh, that's totally fine.

372
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:26,251
-Let me help you get your fresh pants on.
-Okay. Uh…

373
00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:27,168
Ah, oh.

374
00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:29,459
[moans]

375
00:20:29,543 --> 00:20:31,876
[Jonathan] Ah. Oh…

376
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:32,793
Mm.

377
00:20:32,876 --> 00:20:36,126
I think, uh, my penis just ejaculated.

378
00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:39,501
Um… Wow. I am so sorry, ma'am.

379
00:20:39,584 --> 00:20:41,668
Oh. No, no, no, no, no. No worries.

380
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:43,168
Those things happen.

381
00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:45,793
Maybe you're just
a little attracted to me?

382
00:20:46,793 --> 00:20:47,626
Are you?

383
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:50,543
I… I have to admit
there is some physical attraction there.

384
00:20:50,626 --> 00:20:52,126
Uh, definitely. Yes.

385
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,501
Oh yeah? Mm… Just some?

386
00:20:54,584 --> 00:20:57,126
It's a… very strong attraction,
I would say.

387
00:20:57,209 --> 00:20:58,876
Well, maybe the feeling is mutual.

388
00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:00,376
-Who knows?
-Really?

389
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:04,209
Mm-hmm. If you man up a little,
maybe you will find out.

390
00:21:04,293 --> 00:21:05,168
Man up?

391
00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:07,751
Yeah. Get yourself together.

392
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,584
Put your new uniform on
and be the captain on this ship

393
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:11,918
we all need you to be.

394
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,168
Y… Oh, sure, I can do that. Definitely.

395
00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:16,834
You watch. You want a… You want a captain?

396
00:21:16,918 --> 00:21:19,293
Here… Here one… is.

397
00:21:19,376 --> 00:21:20,209
Good.

398
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:23,084
I'll see you around, Captain.

399
00:21:23,168 --> 00:21:26,751
Yes! Yes and I will see you around,
Ms. Barell.

400
00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:29,543
Wow!

401
00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:33,334
[snoring]

402
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,543
[in Guarani] You're our only hope, Pengo.

403
00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:39,959
Save yourself and tell the world about us.

404
00:21:40,043 --> 00:21:42,293
Expose these monsters.

405
00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:45,626
I hate to leave this giant iron fish
without my people.

406
00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:46,834
You have to.

407
00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:49,918
Just remember that you are
quick as a weasel but lack strength.

408
00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:54,209
If they catch you, it's over.
Then you can just give up.

409
00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:56,168
They will never catch me.

410
00:21:56,251 --> 00:22:00,251
Good. Get to one of the smaller iron fish
that we saw.

411
00:22:00,334 --> 00:22:04,709
Lower it into the ocean and get away.

412
00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:07,709
Thanks for trusting me with this honor.
I will not let you down.

413
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:10,834
Good luck. The future of our people
rests in your hands.

414
00:22:10,918 --> 00:22:12,918
[solemn music playing]

415
00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:28,793
[groans]

416
00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:41,501
[dramatic music playing]

417
00:22:41,584 --> 00:22:42,459
Ah!

418
00:23:01,376 --> 00:23:02,793
-[server] Ah.
-[Pengo] Wah!

419
00:23:02,876 --> 00:23:04,626
[screams] Ah!

420
00:23:17,001 --> 00:23:19,001
[elevator music playing]

421
00:23:20,751 --> 00:23:23,084
[Jonathan] Top of the morning to you!
And you.

422
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:24,459
[chuckles]

423
00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:26,334
[dramatic music resumes]

424
00:23:27,418 --> 00:23:28,251
[strains]

425
00:23:53,668 --> 00:23:56,168
-Ah!
-Whoa-ho-ho. Hey there, little fella.

426
00:23:56,251 --> 00:23:59,209
You can't leave the ship.
Your parents would miss you, you know?

427
00:23:59,293 --> 00:24:00,751
[in Guarani] Let go of me, you freak!

428
00:24:00,834 --> 00:24:03,876
[in English] Is the cruise
so boring to you? [chuckles]

429
00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:06,334
Let us see if we can find
your parents somewhere.

430
00:24:06,418 --> 00:24:09,793
[sneeze echoes, distorts]

431
00:24:09,876 --> 00:24:12,543
And then we say, "God bless you,"
but you're too young to understand.

432
00:24:12,626 --> 00:24:14,834
I won't hold that against you,
you little rascal!

433
00:24:16,043 --> 00:24:21,584
Hey, Captain! There you are.
Uh… That is an escaped--

434
00:24:21,668 --> 00:24:25,376
Child? Yes, I know
what a child looks like, Pedro.

435
00:24:25,459 --> 00:24:28,418
I was a child at some point.

436
00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,459
If you can believe it. [chuckles]

437
00:24:30,543 --> 00:24:33,668
I've never seen a child
with so many tattoos before.

438
00:24:33,751 --> 00:24:36,793
-Huh! It's adorable.
-Yes, yes, very adorable.

439
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:39,751
But his parents are worried sick,
so let me return him to them.

440
00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:41,668
Well, now, hold it right there, Pedro.

441
00:24:41,751 --> 00:24:44,084
-What?
-Not so fast.

442
00:24:44,668 --> 00:24:47,376
-He's not going anywhere.
-Okay.

443
00:24:48,543 --> 00:24:49,543
That's too bad.

444
00:24:50,043 --> 00:24:53,959
Not without a photo! [chuckles]

445
00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:56,584
Oh, it's every boy's dream
to have their photo taken

446
00:24:56,668 --> 00:24:57,959
with a captain of a ship.

447
00:24:58,918 --> 00:25:01,918
Yeah. I wanna preserve
all the important moments on my journey.

448
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,209
Come over here!

449
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,376
Cheese!

450
00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:06,584
Okay. You're supposed to say "cheese."
That's all right.

451
00:25:06,668 --> 00:25:09,126
-Make sure the boy gets that photo.
-Of course.

452
00:25:09,626 --> 00:25:11,126
Wow, that is a great shot.

453
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,001
[Pedro] Yeah. It sure is, Captain.

454
00:25:14,084 --> 00:25:17,084
[Jonathan] Yeah. I mean, he coulda
stepped it up a bit, but look at me.

455
00:25:17,168 --> 00:25:19,876
I look like a real… captain man.
[chuckles]

456
00:25:20,584 --> 00:25:21,668
[Pengo groans]

457
00:25:23,376 --> 00:25:25,043
I'll deal with you later.

458
00:25:30,293 --> 00:25:32,293
[elevator music playing]