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‎（范德雷赫動物園）

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‎美國人

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‎田納西州諾克斯維爾
‎郊野捕獲的高中新生

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‎布巴、吉姆與蘇艾倫
‎自1988年起便在本園生活

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‎他們只吃白麵包、培根、雞蛋和咖啡

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‎但如果你想引起他的注意

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‎不妨丟一罐冰啤酒給他

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‎再來點咖啡，親愛的？

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‎那我就不客氣了

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‎他們今天為我們表演了一場好戲
‎快瞧，我快起雞皮疙瘩了

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‎好吧，隨便啦

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‎我討厭死這些傢伙了

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‎就是，來自地獄最深處的混蛋

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‎（韓國人 韓流）

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‎（南韓）

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‎平淡無奇！
‎能不能挑兩個出來互毆到死？

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‎你是不是也該買個死亡競技場了？

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‎其實我去年拿到了死亡競技場的估價

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‎但太貴了，實在不划算

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‎胡說八道，你心知肚明

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‎不，這不光是建個小競技場

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‎還必須把所有基礎設施都準備好

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‎洗手間，服裝櫃

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‎還有很多妳根本想不到的細節

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‎揚，你真小氣，你都不覺得羞恥

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‎嘩！快看這些法國佬

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‎真熱鬧！引人入勝！

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‎牛角包！法式長條麵包！

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‎（挪威）

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‎我們要有耐心

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‎等他們一有疏忽，我們就走

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‎嗨

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‎我討厭這些裝腔作勢的傢伙

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‎那些異域人在哪裏？樂趣在哪裏？

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‎這裏就像只有母牛的動物園

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‎耐心點，親愛的

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‎我有個驚喜要給妳，一份小禮物

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‎不是那種買得起的東西，對吧？

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‎還記得上次你送我買得起的禮物

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‎還跟我說“禮輕情意重嗎”？

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‎是啊，我怎麼會忘呢？
‎妳當時可是大鬧了一場

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‎妳就像服了類固醇的狂怒瘋狗

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‎我這輩子最難熬的就是那周

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‎沒錯，而且你活該

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‎所以，我向妳保證
‎這次絕對是買不起的貴重東西

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‎因為它，我還搞垮了銀行

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‎哦，我希望你能加把勁

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‎你剛說的話讓我陰戶溼濡

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‎是嗎？

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‎快，我們找個地方交配去
‎我底褲上都飛瀑三呎了

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‎甚麼？

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‎快把大鵰拿來，準備開鑽吧

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‎好吧

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‎要命，搞得好爽

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‎（飼養動物的普通動物園
‎不准進入 擅闖者將被擊斃）

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‎劇名：衰尾船長

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‎（加勒比女王）

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‎嘩，瞧瞧你，掌船有模有樣的

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‎就像拿捏美女一般

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‎真是太棒了，船長

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‎嗯，是嗎？

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‎沒錯，你很有特質

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‎我從未見過像你這樣
‎這麼快就能上手的船長

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‎哇，謝謝你

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‎我是真心的，不得不說，我很敬佩你

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‎讓我們在里約的事故中免受困擾

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‎我知道很多人都會，但你不然

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‎絕對不會

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‎你內心強大，我看得出來

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‎也許還真是

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‎對了，泰倫先生想在會議室與你談談

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‎甚麼？他來了？就在船上？

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‎不，是視像通話

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‎嘩，高科技

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‎尼可，駕駛臺交給你，保持行船穩定

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‎船已錨定

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‎你要我只是站在這裏，握着方向盤？

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‎對，以防萬一

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‎不握也行，握也行

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‎-還是做吧，就這樣
‎-好

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‎他是怎樣的人？

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‎我們從沒見過面，所以…

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‎他人很和善，好得很

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‎一位十足的紳士，就像甜麵包一樣

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‎-祝你好運
‎-你不來嗎？

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‎不，他只想見你
‎他的左右手，掌管一切的人

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‎太好了

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‎午安，泰倫先生

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‎我上線了嗎？

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‎接通了嗎？

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‎-我可以…
‎-好，通了就告訴我

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‎或是用手勢，你知道嗎？顯得更專業

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‎聲音和影像接收都沒問題，泰倫先生
‎你可以聽到我說話嗎？

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‎他看不見我？還是可以？

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‎-我…
‎-那說“看不見”就行了

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‎對，我知道綠燈代表甚麼
‎我已經用過很多次了

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‎這表示攝影鏡頭已開啟
‎我知道，但似乎沒反應

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‎我這邊看得很清楚
‎你的聲音也很清晰

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‎還是不行？該死

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‎他們說這個系統應該很堅固

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‎所以我才裝的

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‎喂？你看得到我嗎？

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‎他們向我保證過
‎這種情況不會再發生了

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‎這可是所謂的新科技

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‎該死，邦喬飛！走開！
‎真羞家，邦喬飛，走開啦

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‎邦喬飛有點不對勁
‎我懷疑牠有腦部功能障礙

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‎（重新啓動中）

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‎你好，法勒船長，我一直在等你

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‎午安，泰倫先生，我十分榮幸

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‎我看不太清你的臉

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‎感覺你周圍有個神秘的光環

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‎要不要找人幫你調整一下光線？

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‎嗯，以後再說吧

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‎我只想確認一下你是否順利適應職務

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‎-我已經聽到對你的美言了
‎-是嗎？

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‎沒錯！我為你驕傲

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‎-你是我的左右手，你知道嗎？
‎-對，我知道

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‎關鍵是，你不能允許任何人逼迫左右

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‎好的，這話具體是甚麼意思呢？

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‎例如，不要讓任何人代簽文件

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‎全船上下的所有文書都要由你簽署

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‎好的，我保證做到

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‎你是個明星

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‎每張貴賓合照都要有你的身影

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‎這是你的專享待遇，莫讓他人搶走

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‎沒問題，我不會讓你失望的，先生

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‎很好，祝你好運，孩子

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‎嘩，“孩子”

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‎太感謝…你了，好吧，再見

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‎好

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‎各位好，請注意

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‎幾分鐘後
‎美麗的莉莎芭蕊將在健身中心

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‎主持平和瑜伽活動

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‎瑜伽是本次航程的強制參與項目

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‎旨在推廣地球和平，遏制全球變暖

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‎如果不願參加

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‎我們懇請各位站在近處
‎在精神上參與

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‎請務必前往

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‎本公司已推出“秋波放題政策”

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‎你可以隨心所欲秋波明送
‎因為這是一項崇高的事業

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‎其偉大遠甚你我，謝謝

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‎靠近一點，不要不好意思

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‎所有人已就位，開始行動

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‎收到

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‎大家早安，很高興能在這裏看到各位

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‎放鬆點，照我的指示做就好

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‎你們將徹底精神煥發，心如止水

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‎我們開始吧

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‎（所有乘客均已到場）

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‎時間到了，待命

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‎請各位平躺地上
‎保持呼吸，好嗎？深呼吸

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‎現在，請大家閉上眼睛

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‎深呼吸

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‎吸氣，呼氣，吸氣

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‎好了…釋放氣體

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‎呼氣

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‎該死，抱歉，是我不好

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‎實在有點可惜，還有欠專業

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‎（S.S 伊麗莎白）

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‎妳是負責人？一個女的？

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‎法勒船長身體抱恙
‎但他要我代為問候

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‎好吧

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‎“親愛的揚，希望你喜歡印第安部落
‎也希望他們能在你的人類動物園

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‎過上長久幸福的生活
‎祝好，法勒船長”，給你

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‎很好，真是太刺激了

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‎我太太很期待這個驚喜

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‎我真的覺得這會把我的理念
‎提升到一個全新的高度

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‎這又是我公園的一大亮點

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‎先付錢

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‎好的，當然

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‎他們真漂亮

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‎好純真

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‎揚，最好不要讓他們

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‎接觸我們的細菌，好嗎？

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‎他們從來沒有接觸過其他人類之類的

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‎好的，當然

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‎好好享受吧

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‎毒氣輸出即將停止，三，二，一

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‎就這樣

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‎現在回到有意識的自我

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‎深呼吸，儘量多將氧氣吸入肺部

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‎現在大口呼吸
‎讓自己的身體充滿純氧

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‎我想你們有些人可能小睡了一會兒

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‎這沒甚麼好難為情的

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‎好的，再來兩次，吸氣，呼氣

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‎慢慢坐起來，大家低下頭來

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‎我的內心之光榮耀你的內心之光

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‎合十禮

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‎嘩，妳真的很擅長瑜伽

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‎-如此靈活，真的很放鬆
‎-很高興你喜歡

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‎唉呀，我的鼻子

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‎我的下巴感覺像被卡車撞到了

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‎一輛很小的卡車，不過…

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‎可能是你睡着時摔到了

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‎這種事時有發生

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‎聽着，我想聊一聊…

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‎那天發生的事

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‎-甚麼事？
‎-就是…射精的事情

199
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:17,126
‎哦，那件事啊

200
00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:18,459
‎我只想說

201
00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:21,501
‎我還是跟以前一樣尊重妳

202
00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:22,751
‎好啊，當然

203
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:27,584
‎對，整個體驗中我都很自在

204
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:28,668
‎沒甚麼大不了的

205
00:13:29,918 --> 00:13:31,543
‎當然，沒甚麼大不了的

206
00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:34,126
‎是啊，坦然面對就好

207
00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:38,918
‎兩相情願的成年人
‎吸收彼此的…性能量

208
00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:39,834
‎對

209
00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:42,876
‎這次我高潮，下次或許是妳

210
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:46,293
‎這種事應該很隨機的

211
00:13:47,751 --> 00:13:50,501
‎我要走了，回頭見，船長

212
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:53,251
‎當然，我就在這裏

213
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:56,501
‎如果妳想再次體驗，或者之類的…

214
00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:58,084
‎我們可以再來過

215
00:13:58,709 --> 00:14:03,043
‎哦…我本來打算做甚麼的？

216
00:14:03,126 --> 00:14:04,543
‎對了，這個

217
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:12,751
‎（范德雷赫動物園）

218
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,668
‎喂，測試麥克風

219
00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:26,709
‎各位親朋好友，親愛的伊麗莎白

220
00:14:27,251 --> 00:14:32,709
‎如各位所知，因為伊麗莎白心地寬厚
‎才有了這個人類動物園的存在

221
00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:37,876
‎她關心他人，鍾情異域

222
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:42,834
‎對外國的人文風土
‎總是充滿興趣與關愛

223
00:14:42,918 --> 00:14:45,834
‎讓我們為她獻上熱烈的掌聲

224
00:14:47,209 --> 00:14:49,709
‎謝謝你，揚

225
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:54,459
‎我想為她獻上一份前所未有的禮物

226
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:58,543
‎收藏中最貴重最稀有的寶石

227
00:14:59,043 --> 00:15:04,168
‎現在我為各位隆重介紹
‎來自亞馬遜的雨林深處

228
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:09,626
‎未經世事，千百年來與世隔絕

229
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:15,501
‎他們就是現今已為數不多的
‎爪哇部落居民！

230
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,376
‎怎麼了？

231
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:20,876
‎甚麼？不！

232
00:15:20,959 --> 00:15:21,918
‎疾病！

233
00:15:22,001 --> 00:15:24,418
‎他們帶來瘟疫，瘟疫來襲了

234
00:15:24,501 --> 00:15:27,334
‎他們想殺了我們！大家快逃！

235
00:15:29,543 --> 00:15:34,168
‎搞甚麼，揚？
‎真丟臉！簡直丟人丟到家！

236
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:38,209
‎抱歉，賣家提過免疫弱的事

237
00:15:38,293 --> 00:15:39,168
‎我不知道

238
00:15:39,251 --> 00:15:42,376
‎笨蛋！你買了損壞貨品

239
00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:47,334
‎這次的驚喜遜爆了，我們大出洋相了

240
00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:48,584
‎滾開！

241
00:15:50,668 --> 00:15:52,001
‎（釋放牢犯 禁止按下）

242
00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:56,584
‎就是現在！我們等待多年的時刻到了

243
00:15:56,668 --> 00:15:58,084
‎執行計劃！

244
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:17,126
‎我們的機會來了，成功了，布巴！
‎美國人終於自由了！美國萬歲！

245
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,001
‎我要回家了，寶貝！

246
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,418
‎包圍他們！抓住所有人！

247
00:16:44,501 --> 00:16:48,084
‎快去傳召武裝部隊！我要報仇！

248
00:16:48,168 --> 00:16:52,334
‎誰也別想愚弄揚翁瑟卡范德雷赫！

249
00:16:52,418 --> 00:16:55,459
‎抱歉，老闆，你說了甚麼嗎？警報器

250
00:16:55,543 --> 00:16:57,876
‎我說馬上去傳召武裝部隊

251
00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:01,501
‎我要報這一箭之仇
‎誰也別想愚弄揚翁瑟卡范德雷赫！

252
00:17:02,084 --> 00:17:03,126
‎傳召武裝部隊？

253
00:17:03,209 --> 00:17:05,209
‎對，你這個笨蛋

254
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:10,376
‎那個法勒船長死定了！

255
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:16,251
‎-我不行，吉姆
‎-堅持一下，老兄

256
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,168
‎我這副身軀做不來運動

257
00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:22,209
‎加油，布巴，你可以的
‎我們必須趕緊跑，來吧

258
00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:25,668
‎世上沒有任何監獄比這樣跑更糟糕

259
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:28,376
‎布巴，這個時候，你別跟我玩龜縮

260
00:17:28,459 --> 00:17:32,251
‎抱歉，吉姆
‎我要龜縮起來，聽天由命

261
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:35,001
‎別這樣，布巴，我們在一條船上

262
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:38,126
‎你要是龜縮，媽的，那我也龜縮

263
00:17:47,126 --> 00:17:51,584
‎這樣真好，那次衝刺後我都虛脫了

264
00:17:51,668 --> 00:17:55,626
‎嗯，是很不錯，也不知晚飯吃甚麼

265
00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:05,376
‎就算此生只做最後這一件事
‎我也要揭發這個可怕的地方

266
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:09,001
‎我也是，這正是我的計劃

267
00:18:09,751 --> 00:18:12,709
‎真的嗎？那你要不要自己動動腦筋？

268
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,293
‎不要總是模仿我

269
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:17,709
‎可是有這樣的計劃也顯而易見

270
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:20,668
‎畢竟我們在人類動物園被關了16年

271
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,543
‎是啊，聽從良心做事吧

272
00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:28,334
‎但你的計劃跟我的一模一樣
‎實在不怎麼創新

273
00:18:28,418 --> 00:18:29,834
‎沒甚麼創意

274
00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:37,751
‎一路順風，玩得開心

275
00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:40,834
‎但別玩過頭
‎沒關係啦，玩過頭也可以

276
00:18:40,918 --> 00:18:42,084
‎好，再見

277
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:47,084
‎佩德羅，我正要問你…

278
00:18:48,959 --> 00:18:52,084
‎抱歉，我不小心忘了…

279
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:53,126
‎沒關係，船長

280
00:18:53,209 --> 00:18:57,001
‎現在我想起來了
‎那個莉莎…你認識吧？

281
00:18:57,084 --> 00:18:58,584
‎當然

282
00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:02,084
‎我們共事8年了，我當然認識她

283
00:19:02,168 --> 00:19:05,126
‎是啊，她似乎人很不錯

284
00:19:05,209 --> 00:19:09,459
‎這樣的女孩大概已經結婚了
‎也許連孩子都有了吧？

285
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:12,668
‎不，她一直單身

286
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:17,584
‎真的？嘩，可能她身邊缺少某個人

287
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:19,876
‎-也許吧
‎-嗯

288
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:24,334
‎我覺得我可能就是那個人

289
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:29,126
‎就是…我們很像，很投緣

290
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,501
‎-哦
‎-莉莎很特別

291
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:36,043
‎既溫柔又敏感
‎在某種意義上講，幾乎有些害羞

292
00:19:36,126 --> 00:19:39,001
‎有點像離開水的魚，身處艱難困境

293
00:19:39,084 --> 00:19:41,168
‎有時遊輪就是這樣

294
00:19:42,084 --> 00:19:45,418
‎就像一朵水泥叢林中嬌嫩的花

295
00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:49,543
‎我只希望她在這裏能夠安心

296
00:19:49,626 --> 00:19:52,584
‎希望這職場環境沒有令她感到不快

297
00:19:52,668 --> 00:19:56,251
‎畢竟我們在船上注滿大男人能量

298
00:19:57,709 --> 00:20:01,834
‎她很柔弱，但這也沒關係

299
00:20:01,918 --> 00:20:07,209
‎我們非常相像
‎我總覺得我們就應該在一起

300
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:10,751
‎我們可能是天生一對

301
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,376
‎你和芭蕊小姐？

302
00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:18,793
‎對啊，何妨呢？加油，船長

303
00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:20,876
‎謝謝，佩德羅，與你聊天很痛快

304
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:24,293
‎謝謝你的建議，我這就去找她

305
00:20:24,376 --> 00:20:27,168
‎-你是個真心的朋友
‎-別客氣，mi amigo

306
00:20:28,209 --> 00:20:30,168
‎嘩，amigo

307
00:20:30,251 --> 00:20:33,459
‎雖然不知道是甚麼意思
‎但聽起來…很詩意

308
00:20:37,876 --> 00:20:39,293
‎哦，莉莎！

309
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:41,793
‎-妳好
‎-嗨

310
00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:44,543
‎-我其實是在找妳
‎-為甚麼呢？

311
00:20:44,626 --> 00:20:48,709
‎我只是很想找妳聊聊

312
00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:50,168
‎可以等一下嗎？

313
00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:53,418
‎我必須先洗個澡，把這些塗料洗乾淨

314
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:54,709
‎哦，是塗料啊？

315
00:20:54,793 --> 00:20:57,459
‎-看起來像血之類的噁心東西
‎-不是的

316
00:20:57,543 --> 00:21:00,959
‎妳沾上了像是人皮之類的東西
‎還有…頭髮？

317
00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:02,876
‎-這是…
‎-不，是紅色塗料

318
00:21:02,959 --> 00:21:05,168
‎我不小心灑在身上了

319
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,668
‎真是倒霉

320
00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:11,709
‎10分鐘後可以到後甲板來嗎？

321
00:21:11,793 --> 00:21:13,043
‎好，沒問題

322
00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:22,834
‎好了，我要把帽子拿掉

323
00:21:22,918 --> 00:21:24,459
‎太正式了，嗯

324
00:21:25,126 --> 00:21:27,668
‎妳好，不對，晚上好…

325
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,251
‎還是戴着帽子吧

326
00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:35,376
‎-妳來了，芭蕊女士
‎-我來了

327
00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:36,834
‎你好嗎，上將？

328
00:21:36,918 --> 00:21:38,043
‎上將

329
00:21:38,126 --> 00:21:41,334
‎就是，我之前在想…

330
00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:44,959
‎不是想，是希望…

331
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:46,626
‎你希望甚麼？

332
00:21:46,709 --> 00:21:52,001
‎我想說，我覺得我們兩個很來電

333
00:21:52,084 --> 00:21:54,334
‎所以，我想問…

334
00:21:55,251 --> 00:21:56,209
‎想問？

335
00:21:56,293 --> 00:22:02,251
‎妳是否願意試試看跟我約會…

336
00:22:09,209 --> 00:22:11,626
‎尼可，左邊，佩德羅，右邊

337
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:13,293
‎拜託，老兄，整隊！

338
00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:17,293
‎是揚！好了，行動！

339
00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:22,293
‎去你的，揚！所有商品概不退換！

340
00:22:32,376 --> 00:22:33,334
‎抓住他們！

341
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:43,251
‎去死吧，混蛋！

342
00:23:08,668 --> 00:23:10,251
‎燈光！文明世界！

343
00:23:10,751 --> 00:23:13,584
‎對，我有眼睛，在荒野迷路數周後

344
00:23:13,668 --> 00:23:18,126
‎我還是注意得到城市的

345
00:23:18,209 --> 00:23:19,501
‎它很顯眼

346
00:23:19,584 --> 00:23:22,084
‎但我們成功了！我們真的成功了

347
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:25,251
‎雖然我們有時吵架
‎相處也不是很愉快

348
00:23:25,334 --> 00:23:27,501
‎但我們成功了
‎我們應該直接跑下去嗎？

349
00:23:27,584 --> 00:23:31,959
‎我們不要像呼呼大喘的白癡一樣
‎沒頭沒腦跑到城市裏去

350
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:32,876
‎為甚麼？

351
00:23:33,376 --> 00:23:35,251
‎因為這樣太蠢了

352
00:23:35,334 --> 00:23:38,043
‎那樣我們就顯得太急切了

353
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:42,959
‎若想顯得更酷
‎我們應該在這裏露營，待着…

354
00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:45,834
‎回憶我們經歷的一切

355
00:23:45,918 --> 00:23:49,751
‎還有我們看到的兇猛動物之類的
‎這樣才更好

356
00:23:49,834 --> 00:23:55,334
‎但…我們離目標這麼近
‎而且這裏非常危險

357
00:23:55,418 --> 00:23:57,584
‎我們在這裏生存了好幾周

358
00:23:57,668 --> 00:24:01,418
‎難不成最後一晚偏偏出事？
‎這樣沒道理啊

359
00:24:01,501 --> 00:24:03,793
‎也許再住一晚也沒差

360
00:24:04,293 --> 00:24:08,418
‎明天，我們就以王者姿態步入城中

361
00:24:08,501 --> 00:24:10,959
‎-對，大搖大擺
‎-沒錯

362
00:24:11,043 --> 00:24:12,543
‎對，我也是這麼想像的

363
00:24:12,626 --> 00:24:15,834
‎我們酷酷地走在城裏，大家都會…

364
00:24:16,626 --> 00:24:17,584
‎-嗯
‎-嗯

365
00:24:17,668 --> 00:24:18,876
‎-嗯
‎-好

366
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,876
‎-晚安
‎-晚安

367
00:24:33,793 --> 00:24:34,626
‎該死

368
00:24:35,793 --> 00:24:37,376
‎約翰尼斯？

369
00:24:45,043 --> 00:24:46,918
‎走開，不！

370
00:24:47,001 --> 00:24:47,834
‎坐下！

371
00:24:47,918 --> 00:24:51,126
‎走開！不要！

372
00:25:28,626 --> 00:25:31,543
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