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[gulls squawk]

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[man groans]

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[splashing]

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[splashing]

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[mellow music playing over PA]

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[whirring]

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[monitor beeping]

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Hey, Doc, how is he?

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He's doing fine. Nice and stable.

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Good. Can you keep him in a coma
until the ship is ready?

11
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Well, how long are we talking about?

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I don't know. I'd say tomorrow morning.

13
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Oh, I… I would
strongly advise against that.

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Oh.

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So the rumors about you are true.

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-[tuts] I wasn't sure. Hmm.
-What rumors?

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-You haven't heard?
-No.

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That Mr. Tyrant put you through med school

19
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so that you could become
a whining little bitch.

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-Oh.
-Just make it happen.

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[door opens, closes]

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[frantic string music playing]

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[man] No, no, no. I don't… [scoffs]

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I don't think
you really understand, sweetie.

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I don't wanna do this for me.
It's for us. For our relationship.

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[woman] Okay. Yeah. I… I totally respect
your intentions, of course.

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I guess,
I'm just scared it will change things.

28
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What? Wh… Change this?

29
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Come on. What we have is… is magic.
Nothing can ever change that.

30
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Well, how can you be so sure of that?

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I just know. Okay?

32
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And as long as we have a few ground rules,
this is pretty much fail proof, I promise.

33
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Okay, so, like, what ground rules?

34
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Well, like, um… uh…
no real names, for starters.

35
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Um… We could be

36
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Julio and Latoya.

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-Latoya?
-[laughs]

38
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That's kind of fun. Okay.

39
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Yeah, right?
And we can say no anytime we want.

40
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Of course. Yes. No. No one should do
something they're not comfortable with.

41
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Exact… No. Exactly.

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But we can't stop other people
if they're havin' a great experience.

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Other people?

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-You mean you and me?
-Yeah.

45
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-Yeah.
-Yeah, no, you and me.

46
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Yeah, if one of us is enjoying it,
the other person can't interfere.

47
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'Kay? That person has to back off

48
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and… and give the… you know,
the pleasured partner space.

49
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Uh… Yeah? Um… That sounds kinda weird.

50
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What? Listen, sweetie,
I don't make the ground rules. 'Kay?

51
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Tha… That's just a standard rule

52
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that a vast majority of couples follow.

53
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-Okay.
-Yeah.

54
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And no complaining

55
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and whining on the way home, okay?

56
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Jealousy is a no-no.

57
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It is?

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-Also a standard rule. Just…
-Okay.

59
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-Just google it.
-Yeah.

60
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Yeah, but sweetie, you know what?
Don't overthink this. Okay?

61
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Let's just… Yah…

62
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Let's just… [sighs]
…drop the guard, you know?

63
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Let's just expand
our… our… our horizons a little, you know?

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I have a feeling this will make
our… our connection, our love,

65
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grow even stronger.

66
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Aw. That's… I like that. Okay.

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Yeah. Yeah! I guess, yeah.

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-Come here.
-Aw.

69
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-Come here, you.
-Aw.

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[woman] Hmm. Mmm.

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-[man] You good?
-[woman] Mm.

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-And the last and most important rule.
-Oh, more? Yeah. Okay.

73
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Let the other partner try anal?

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-Uh… Wh… What?
-I think that's…

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-Okay.
-That's very important.

76
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Okay? Even if it's not
a part of our sexual repertoire as is.

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Uh-huh.

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Okay, see you soon, guys.

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-Bye.
-Bye. Love you.

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-Vivian. Viv.
-Yeah. Yes.

81
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-We gotta go. We gotta go.
-Okay.

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[funky music playing on radio]

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Mmm.

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Mwah. You're my hero.

85
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Aw.

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That's sweet.

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Y… I… Uh… I'm not hating the idea.
I don't wanna give you that impression.

88
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It just… It feels a bit weird. That's all.

89
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I just… I guess I can't believe
that we're that couple now, you know?

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[chuckles] Yeah. I think I…

91
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-Yeah, I know, but it's exciting, right?
-Yeah.

92
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And, you know,
you could just watch, sweetie.

93
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You could just watch if you like.
No pressure or… or anything.

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-Yeah. No, I know.
-Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.

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Hey. Hey, you know what?
I might just watch. You never know.

96
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

97
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-Huh.
-Yeah.

98
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Hey. Hey, you.

99
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This is our journey, you know.
We do this together as a couple, you know.

100
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Love doesn't claim possession
but gives freedom.

101
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-That blew my mind.
-Thank you.

102
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-Yeah.
-That was like a… a… Sting lyric.

103
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Oh. Sorry. I need to pick up a few things.

104
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These are the…
the largest condoms you've got?

105
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One size fits all.

106
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Hah. Well, not so sure
about that, Hoss. [chuckles]

107
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Hope you're right, though,
because I'm gonna need these tonight,

108
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if you know what I mean.

109
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You are using the cock
for intercourse this evening.

110
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Oh yeah. Going to a swinger's party.
It's going to be punani paradise.

111
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Okay. Good for you. Good luck.

112
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Not to overshare or anything,

113
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but it's been a fantasy of mine
for a very long time.

114
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Finally got the wife convinced,
so now it's time for some of this. Boom.

115
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And some of that "ehhh!"

116
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Yeah? You know.

117
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That… That sucking part is not me,
to be clear.

118
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-I am not… I am not gonna be doing that.
-Okay.

119
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Yeah, I was just playing the role
of some of the females there.

120
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You know,
they are gonna be doing that. [chuckles]

121
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And I… I would be one
of the, um… the dicks.

122
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Or dick carriers, to be more precise.

123
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You never know,
might come in handy for round five or six

124
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when the wrecking bar
starts gettin' exhausted.

125
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[chuckles]

126
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The wrecking bar is… is… That's my penis.

127
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[brakes squeak]

128
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Vivian, come on.

129
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Hello.

130
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[softly] That's a big dude.

131
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-[doorbell rings]
-How's it goin'?

132
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Hi.

133
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[sighs]

134
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Welcome to Swinger's Heaven.

135
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Oh. Wow. Thank you, miss.

136
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Here. Change into something
more comfortable.

137
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Have some drinks,
relax, just enjoy yourselves.

138
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Will do, and, uh…
will you be around later or…

139
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Oh. [chuckles] No, I just work here.

140
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Ah. That's too bad. Such a shame.

141
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Well, you know, um…
be sure to, uh… you know, hunt me down

142
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if you, uh,
if you change your mi… us down. We'll be…

143
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-Yup.
-'Cause we'll both…

144
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-Us down.
-Right?

145
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-We'll both be around here.
-Yup. We will be together, so…

146
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-Right, sweetie?
-Pull out your gun and hunt us down.

147
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[chuckles, sighs]

148
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-Little nervous.
-Okay.

149
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Be together.

150
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-[funky music playing]
-[chatter]

151
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-I'll grab us some drinks. Yeah?
-Yes, definitely, right away.

152
00:08:08,543 --> 00:08:09,501
You know, the, uh…

153
00:08:09,584 --> 00:08:12,501
Yeah, the bartender said
the Den of Lust is upstairs,

154
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so that's where the action happens.
Wanna check it out?

155
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[slurps]

156
00:08:16,793 --> 00:08:18,293
Yeah, why not?

157
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[dance music playing]

158
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[moaning]

159
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[men giggling]

160
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I don't know if this was such a good idea.
This is pretty… wild.

161
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-Yeah. Wild in a great way.
-[couple grunting]

162
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I guess I thought it would be
a bit more classy. Maybe more discreet?

163
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Ah, come on! Free your mind.

164
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Sex is supposed to be fun, 'kay?
They're just here to have sex. That's it.

165
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Bodies enjoying each other
without anyone judging.

166
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I guess you're right.

167
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Just… takes a little while
to get used to, you know, visually.

168
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Yeah. Yeah. Sit down and enjoy your drink,
and I'll be right back.

169
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,543
I just gotta freshen up a bit.

170
00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:07,043
Okay. Come back quick, though, hon.

171
00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:23,751
Well, hello.

172
00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,001
Hey there.

173
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I… I left the ball and chain upstairs,
so I'm, uh… kind of a free agent now.

174
00:09:30,709 --> 00:09:31,543
Okay.

175
00:09:31,626 --> 00:09:34,084
So do you really just work here?

176
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[chuckles softly]

177
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-No.
-No?

178
00:09:37,251 --> 00:09:40,793
I swing, too, of course,
but I didn't wanna upset your wife.

179
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Come with me, handsome.
Let's have some fun. [chuckles]

180
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[inhales sharply] Come on,
come on, come on, dude.

181
00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:48,209
-Ugh!
-What is your…

182
00:09:48,293 --> 00:09:51,584
You ready soon?
My right leg is falling asleep here.

183
00:09:51,668 --> 00:09:55,334
Come on. Look at that. Look at that.
I mean, come on. That is just…

184
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[sighs]

185
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I… Uh…

186
00:09:57,876 --> 00:10:01,459
You know, I don't know… I don't know
what's going on with him today. [laughs]

187
00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:05,293
I mean, he's usually,
like, extremely dependable.

188
00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:08,918
I think he's just overwhelmed
by your… by your… by you…

189
00:10:09,001 --> 00:10:10,751
I mean, he's a real trouper.

190
00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:12,959
Too bad.
Could've been the fuck of your life.

191
00:10:13,043 --> 00:10:15,084
No, no. What? No, no. Please wait.

192
00:10:15,168 --> 00:10:17,751
I… Just give me…
Just give me two more minutes.

193
00:10:17,834 --> 00:10:18,793
-Aw.
-Please?

194
00:10:18,876 --> 00:10:21,376
-Sorry, old man. You had your chance.
-No, no, no, no, no.

195
00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:22,668
No, no, don't…

196
00:10:23,459 --> 00:10:24,418
Goddamn.

197
00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:27,918
[chilled dance music playing]

198
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,709
[harsh electronic music playing]

199
00:10:49,626 --> 00:10:53,126
I want Chewbacca. Cock me, Chewbacca!

200
00:10:56,251 --> 00:10:57,751
What the fuck?!

201
00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:01,293
Joel! Joel!

202
00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:03,751
Uh! This is incredible.

203
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,834
-You were right the whole time.
-What are you…

204
00:11:05,918 --> 00:11:07,626
What's… What are you doing?!

205
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,793
It's so liberating. So empowering!

206
00:11:10,876 --> 00:11:13,834
-No!
-Oh, and anal is great!

207
00:11:13,918 --> 00:11:17,209
No. No! Vivian, no!

208
00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:18,876
Stop that, please!

209
00:11:18,959 --> 00:11:22,626
What? Why? No, I… I'm doing this for us.

210
00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:26,959
It's just that Mr. Penison
refuses to go to work.

211
00:11:27,043 --> 00:11:30,751
-What?
-Mr. Penison is on strike!

212
00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:32,168
So we gotta go.

213
00:11:32,251 --> 00:11:36,418
There's no reason
for us to be here now, sweetie.

214
00:11:36,501 --> 00:11:38,251
Honey, take a Viagra.

215
00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:41,876
I did. Okay?
I've popped like ten of them now.

216
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,209
Well, give it time.

217
00:11:43,293 --> 00:11:46,418
We have rules, so we need to go by them.

218
00:11:46,501 --> 00:11:48,001
Remember? I googled.

219
00:11:48,084 --> 00:11:50,501
No, the rules? That… Those are bullshit.

220
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,918
This is a journey together, remember?

221
00:11:54,001 --> 00:11:55,876
Let's go, Chewbacca!

222
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:56,876
[Joel] Oh my God.

223
00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:58,334
Join in, Fabio.

224
00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:01,293
DP! I wanna try DP!

225
00:12:01,376 --> 00:12:04,168
-[Joel] Oh God.
-[Vivian] Honey! Honey!

226
00:12:04,251 --> 00:12:07,293
I'm doing DP. It's crazy!

227
00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:12,459
[man moans]

228
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:22,626
Oh my… [sighs]

229
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,959
[moaning]

230
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:25,876
[Joel] Vivian?

231
00:12:26,376 --> 00:12:28,251
-Vivian!
-What?

232
00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:29,459
We have to go.

233
00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:30,834
[Vivian] What? Why?

234
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,001
The babysitter is leaving in an hour.

235
00:12:34,084 --> 00:12:37,626
Well, can't you ask her
to stay for a couple of extra hours?

236
00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:39,084
The kids are asleep anyway.

237
00:12:39,168 --> 00:12:42,209
I'll pay for the extra charges
if that's what you're worried about.

238
00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:45,668
Sorry, we have to go, Vivian. Sorry.

239
00:12:45,751 --> 00:12:50,001
Okay. Sorry, guys,
you heard Julio over there. Sorry.

240
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:52,126
Can we… Can we go?

241
00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:54,168
Thanks, man. That's real classy.

242
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,043
Sorry, you know babysitters.

243
00:12:56,126 --> 00:12:58,126
You know, that was just so uncalled for.

244
00:12:58,209 --> 00:13:00,418
I was just about
to spray my seed in her face,

245
00:13:00,501 --> 00:13:02,959
but, you know what? I guess
I could just forget about that now.

246
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,418
-I guess. Yeah.
-[man] Yeah. Yeah. Thanks a bunch.

247
00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:08,959
Okay, you know what? I'm gonna file
a formal complaint to the club.

248
00:13:09,043 --> 00:13:12,043
-My brother-in-law is actually a lawyer.
-Good for him.

249
00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:14,876
Wait. This isn't the last
you've heard from me on this matter.

250
00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:16,876
-I can promise you that much.
-Okay.

251
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:20,209
No, no. You don't understand.
I'm willing to take this case all the way.

252
00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:21,793
You're not gonna get away with this!

253
00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:26,001
-Wow. What a lunatic.
-Well, I see his point though.

254
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:28,709
You know, hold on for two minutes.
I'll just finish him off,

255
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:31,043
and then we don't have to worry
about him escalating this.

256
00:13:31,126 --> 00:13:32,293
No, what? No!

257
00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,084
Yes. This is heaven, Joel.

258
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:36,293
The last thing we wanna do is get banned.

259
00:13:36,876 --> 00:13:38,043
Damn it.

260
00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:44,584
[sighs contentedly]
Oh my God, that was great.

261
00:13:44,668 --> 00:13:47,084
Talk about spicing up the relationship.

262
00:13:47,168 --> 00:13:49,918
Okay. You know,
that… that… that's not safe.

263
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:54,084
And I owe you an apology
because you were right the whole time.

264
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:57,168
Ugh, I would never have dared this
if it wasn't for you.

265
00:13:57,251 --> 00:14:00,376
I want you to know that. Okay?
This is all you, baby.

266
00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:02,501
You pushed me over the top.

267
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,626
Ooh! Can we, uh, stop
and pick up an ice pack or something?

268
00:14:06,709 --> 00:14:09,001
My vajayjay is burning up here. [chuckles]

269
00:14:09,084 --> 00:14:11,918
-Okay.
-It's like a volcano just about to erupt.

270
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:14,334
-You know what I mean?
-Yeah, no, I… I know what you mean.

271
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,584
I was there, okay?

272
00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:19,751
It's seared into my memory, okay?
Your vagina took one hell of a beating.

273
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,168
I've never seen anything like it.

274
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,418
You don't have to go into
every little detail either with me, okay?

275
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:28,626
It's… It's there forever, 'kay?
Here we are. Can you please just…

276
00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:36,543
You sold me this crap earlier today,
and it didn't work.

277
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,584
You don't work. Your cock is bad.

278
00:14:38,668 --> 00:14:43,418
My… Excuse me?
My co… My penis is stellar. Okay?

279
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:46,959
This crap has a malf… a malfunction in it.

280
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:49,084
It's not magic. Only medicine.

281
00:14:49,168 --> 00:14:52,376
-What?
-If you want magic, I can sell you magic.

282
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,668
Very expensive. Very illegal.

283
00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:59,459
-What are… What are you talking about?
-Come with me, milk face.

284
00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:00,543
[yelps]

285
00:15:00,626 --> 00:15:03,793
-Please don't step on my beard.
-Uh, I'm so sorry.

286
00:15:07,626 --> 00:15:09,626
[harp music playing]

287
00:15:14,751 --> 00:15:18,751
If you want rock-hard erection,
you need this.

288
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:19,668
[gasps]

289
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:23,709
You are really sure
you want steel cock all night?

290
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:27,418
Yes, I am. I'm really sure.
I want exactly that.

291
00:15:27,501 --> 00:15:28,543
All right then.

292
00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:31,834
This shipment is more potent
than ever before.

293
00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:33,584
Take one. Never two.

294
00:15:33,668 --> 00:15:36,293
-I can handle it.
-Don't get greedy.

295
00:15:36,376 --> 00:15:37,918
Respect the magic.

296
00:15:38,001 --> 00:15:40,959
-Yeah, okay, sure thing.
-Money first. Five-hundred dollar.

297
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:42,084
What?!

298
00:15:42,168 --> 00:15:44,709
[sighs] Okay. Here we go.

299
00:15:46,459 --> 00:15:51,251
You be careful now. Be very, very careful.

300
00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:54,459
So… good luck with the cock.

301
00:15:54,543 --> 00:15:56,751
[grunts, laughs maniacally]

302
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:57,668
What?

303
00:15:57,751 --> 00:16:00,459
-[coughs] Oh!
-[laughter continues]

304
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:05,918
[laughter continues]

305
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:07,376
[chuckles] Heh?

306
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:21,584
Everyone in positions.
You, three feet back.

307
00:16:21,668 --> 00:16:24,001
And Dr. Russel, this better work.

308
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,334
I really hope so, but this wasn't my idea.

309
00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,043
Look, he will be very disoriented,

310
00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:31,876
and I just want to say on the record
that I advise strongly against this

311
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,668
on both a professional
and a personal level.

312
00:16:34,751 --> 00:16:37,168
Yeah, yeah, now voetsek,
Miss Goody Two-shoes.

313
00:16:37,251 --> 00:16:39,251
[scoffs] Great.

314
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,793
So, in your places, everyone?

315
00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:47,751
Everybody ready?

316
00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,959
And… action.

317
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,709
[inhales deeply] Wh… Where am I?

318
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,501
Where are you? [sighs softly]

319
00:16:53,584 --> 00:16:55,959
-You're here with me, silly. [chuckles]
-What?

320
00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:59,209
Oh no. I wonder
if you maybe had a little seizure.

321
00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:01,376
Probably because of the sun or something.

322
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:05,668
Oh God. Ooh, I'm tired.
What's happening to me?

323
00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:07,626
My mouth is so dry. I need some water.

324
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:10,668
Poor sweetheart. You're just dehydrated.

325
00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:13,459
You must remember to drink enough water
when you're at sea, hey?

326
00:17:13,543 --> 00:17:19,209
Yeah. Yeah. I should, shouldn't I?
That's… Oh, I am such a goofball.

327
00:17:19,293 --> 00:17:22,168
-Brought this on myself.
-Yeah. You sure did.

328
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,168
-I'm so sorry.
-Aw.

329
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:28,918
Looks like you could use a little hug.
You still look so confused. Come here.

330
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:31,584
Okay. Whoa. Holy mackerel.

331
00:17:31,668 --> 00:17:34,209
You, um, wanna grab
an evening snack with me?

332
00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:38,168
Sure. Yeah, of course.
I'm so, so hungry. [chuckles]

333
00:17:38,251 --> 00:17:40,918
Feels like I haven't eaten
in days. [chuckles]

334
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,834
[Agent Steel] Joel Moon. Hmm.

335
00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:50,168
Cause of death?

336
00:17:50,251 --> 00:17:53,876
Abnormal erection that has drained
the brain and other vital organs of blood

337
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,084
and shutting off
the oxygen supply in the body.

338
00:17:56,168 --> 00:17:57,043
What a way to go.

339
00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:59,584
Came in last night.
His wife found him in the garage.

340
00:17:59,668 --> 00:18:01,376
They were on their way
to some kind of party.

341
00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:04,084
-She wouldn't go into details.
-Hmm. And the others?

342
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:07,209
We found traces of tiger DNA
mixed with all sorts of organic material

343
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,459
in all of these.

344
00:18:08,543 --> 00:18:12,668
Most likely it's some new extremely potent
black-market erectile drug.

345
00:18:12,751 --> 00:18:14,584
Similar cases have popped up
in Rio, Cape Town,

346
00:18:14,668 --> 00:18:16,251
and a few other places the last weeks.

347
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:17,751
[both gasp]

348
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:20,584
I have never seen
rock-hard erections like these before.

349
00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:23,876
Never. It's truly magnificent,
from a medical point of view of course.

350
00:18:23,959 --> 00:18:24,793
Of course.

351
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:27,418
I'm actually planning on writing my PhD
on these erections.

352
00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:30,418
-They're really interesting.
-Okay. Noted.

353
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:34,084
I'm making molds of each of these
so I can study them up close.

354
00:18:34,168 --> 00:18:37,126
-You can actually learn a lot from these.
-If you say so.

355
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:40,043
Uh, hey, Steel, um…
should we, um, head out?

356
00:18:40,126 --> 00:18:42,126
A lot. You can learn a whole lot.

357
00:18:42,209 --> 00:18:46,418
Okay. Well, thank you,
and let us know if anything else comes in.

358
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,001
[woman] Hey.

359
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:50,793
So many prostitutes.

360
00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:56,459
-Hey, wh… what are we doing here anyway?
-[Steel] Wait and see. Wait and see.

361
00:18:56,543 --> 00:19:00,459
Hey, I don't know what your deal is,
but I am a married man.

362
00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:02,918
This ring on my finger
is really important to me.

363
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,543
[woman] Over here, honey.

364
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:08,709
Steel, I am not fucking a hooker.
No way. Forget it. Mm-mm.

365
00:19:08,793 --> 00:19:11,834
No, no, come on.
It's just plain wrong and despicable.

366
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,043
Uh-huh. Roger that.

367
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:16,834
Bingo. Just what I've been looking for.

368
00:19:16,918 --> 00:19:20,334
[other agent] Wow! Oh, such a beauty.

369
00:19:20,418 --> 00:19:21,501
[chuckles]

370
00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:24,709
Okay, my new ground rule
is no penetration without condom.

371
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:27,209
Genital skin contact is just plain wrong.

372
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:30,251
I got my moral compass,
and damned if I'm strayin'.

373
00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:31,418
No, sir, not me.

374
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,043
Candy! Hold on.

375
00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:36,709
What do you want from me, Steel?
I haven't done jack shit.

376
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:37,793
Just need some intel.

377
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,668
What do you know
about this new boner medicine

378
00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:40,834
that's just hit the streets?

379
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,043
-Nothing.
-No?

380
00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:44,501
No, no clue. Why are you asking me?

381
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,418
Just a hunch.

382
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:48,751
You know what? Screw you, Steel.
You're scaring my customers.

383
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,209
[Steel] Maybe this'll help.

384
00:19:52,668 --> 00:19:53,959
[inhales sharply]

385
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:55,209
[sighs]

386
00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:56,209
Oh God.

387
00:19:57,043 --> 00:20:00,626
Yeah, pay a visit
to the, uh… pharmacy outside town.

388
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:03,918
The old Chinese man with the long beard?
He's pushing that stuff.

389
00:20:04,001 --> 00:20:06,501
Bingo. It's bust time.

390
00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:14,209
[Steel] Fellas!

391
00:20:18,876 --> 00:20:19,709
You comin'?

392
00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:23,376
One second, Steel. Just updating Facebook.

393
00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:25,501
Damn, I look cool.

394
00:20:29,418 --> 00:20:31,168
[car starts]

395
00:20:37,293 --> 00:20:41,334
Hey, Chief, I just gotta say, I never
thought you'd wanna join us on this one.

396
00:20:41,418 --> 00:20:44,626
Oh, I like to get my hands dirty
every now and then. [chuckles]

397
00:20:44,709 --> 00:20:47,834
Plus, I like to take the credit
for easy busts like these, you know?

398
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:50,293
Really helps on my resume.

399
00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:55,834
Uh, sure. Well, this Chinese guy
is probably just a pawn,

400
00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:59,376
but I'm telling you, I think
he could lead us all the way to the top.

401
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,168
There's probably a criminal organization
behind this or something.

402
00:21:02,251 --> 00:21:07,001
Now you're talking that crazy talk again.
It's Steel on repeat, right, guys?

403
00:21:07,084 --> 00:21:09,959
Right on, Chief.
Oh, look, there it is. Right up ahead.

404
00:21:10,043 --> 00:21:12,209
Pull over to the side.
I just wanna check something.

405
00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:16,709
Thirty-five likes in 35 minutes.

406
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:19,084
Yeah! [laughs] Not bad.

407
00:21:19,168 --> 00:21:23,251
This is an average of what?
Uh, one like per minute. Oh yeah.

408
00:21:23,334 --> 00:21:24,959
-[explosion]
-Oh my…

409
00:21:25,543 --> 00:21:26,793
[chief] Oh my God!

410
00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:30,168
[fireworks popping]

411
00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:32,834
[Steel] Whoa! What the hell?

412
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,334
It exploded.

413
00:21:39,584 --> 00:21:40,501
Wow.

414
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:42,043
[chief whistles]

415
00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:45,751
That was that. [chuckles]
Nothing more we can do.

416
00:21:45,834 --> 00:21:48,918
The Chinese guy might
or might not have been involved

417
00:21:49,001 --> 00:21:50,459
in some kind of cartel business,

418
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:54,293
but now he died in a terrible accident,
so we'll never know for sure.

419
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:56,834
-How do you know it was an accident?
-Oh, just a hunch.

420
00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:59,501
Or experience, if you like. Gas leak.

421
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:03,293
He went to turn on the stove
and boom, boom, shake the room.

422
00:22:03,376 --> 00:22:04,959
[chuckles]

423
00:22:07,043 --> 00:22:08,459
Fresh Prince, anyone?

424
00:22:08,543 --> 00:22:11,126
Okay, we have to go through the rubble
when the fire dies down.

425
00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:14,418
Call in forensics
and… and… the whole shebang.

426
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,876
Uh, why, if I may ask?

427
00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:18,918
To look for clues, evidence.

428
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:20,168
Uh…

429
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:23,501
Have you ever seen
things that burn in a fire?

430
00:22:23,584 --> 00:22:25,126
I've seen that happen, yes.

431
00:22:25,209 --> 00:22:28,376
Then you'll know
that they get totally destroyed.

432
00:22:28,459 --> 00:22:30,751
I would like to take a look,
if you don't mind.

433
00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:35,084
Oh, Agent von Ass-Licker
reporting for duty, huh?

434
00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:36,834
-Von what?
-I'm just saying.

435
00:22:36,918 --> 00:22:40,209
Mr. Paperwork-maker
is back in the saddle again,

436
00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:42,251
trying to create extra work.

437
00:22:42,334 --> 00:22:44,501
Can't you give it a rest for once?

438
00:22:44,584 --> 00:22:45,959
Doesn't it seem strange?

439
00:22:46,043 --> 00:22:49,043
Their stash house explodes
just as we pull up?

440
00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:51,084
It's like somebody tipped him off.

441
00:22:51,168 --> 00:22:53,668
Who else besides the four of us
knew that we were going here?

442
00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:55,043
Whoa, whoa!

443
00:22:55,126 --> 00:22:58,084
Hold your horses there
with the conspiracy theories, Steel.

444
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,709
I would be very careful
suspecting any of us

445
00:23:00,793 --> 00:23:03,126
or any of our Facebook followers
for that matter.

446
00:23:03,209 --> 00:23:07,668
Wh… Wait, you put it on Facebook?
That we were raiding the pharmacy?

447
00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:10,126
Uh, doy, of course.

448
00:23:10,209 --> 00:23:13,418
The Special Unit
has to be present on social media.

449
00:23:13,501 --> 00:23:18,293
It shows the community that we are hip,
and it is crucial for our brand awareness.

450
00:23:18,376 --> 00:23:20,668
Wow, that is unbelievable.

451
00:23:20,751 --> 00:23:25,293
Oh my God, you really are
a social-media ignoramus, Steel.

452
00:23:25,376 --> 00:23:29,501
Don't you understand that we need
to connect with the online community?

453
00:23:29,584 --> 00:23:31,334
Social media is important

454
00:23:31,418 --> 00:23:35,918
because it allows us to reach, nurture,
and engage with our target audience!

455
00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:42,501
You actually did it.

456
00:23:42,584 --> 00:23:45,334
I sure did. Let's roll, people.

457
00:23:46,376 --> 00:23:47,376
[car door shuts]

458
00:24:02,418 --> 00:24:04,418
[banging]

459
00:24:13,209 --> 00:24:17,418
Well, well, well.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

460
00:24:18,084 --> 00:24:20,084
[suspenseful music playing]

461
00:24:59,293 --> 00:25:01,293
[dramatic music builds]

462
00:25:12,459 --> 00:25:14,459
[music climaxes, fades]

463
00:25:16,959 --> 00:25:18,876
[elevator music playing]