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-[wind gusting]
-[rain pattering]

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[thunder crashes]

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[smooth jazz playing]

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[slurps]

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[thunder rumbles]

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[Liza breathes heavily]

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Miss Barell.

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Hello, Captain.
I can't stay away any longer.

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I've tried to restrain myself for so long,
but I don't have the power to resist you.

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Oh?

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I know, I know,
this is wrong in so many ways,

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with you being my superior and everything,
but to hell with it.

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To hell with what's right or wrong.
Let's just succumb to our emotions.

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Oh my God.

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So… mighty. I had no idea, Captain.

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Yeah, it's almost too sizable,

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but, uh… that's just
how nature equipped me.

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It's not something
I like to brag about or anything.

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Come here. [breathes heavily]

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Cock me, Captain. Cock me right now.

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I am rock hard and full of confidence,

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so I am, uh, up for that task.

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Great.
Now, insert the penis into my vagina.

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I'll put it straight… in…

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[moaning] Ah.

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Oh, that feels wonderful.
Oh, sex is great.

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Mm. I agree. 100%.
I'm in pleasure heaven. [chuckles]

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Uh, are you… reaching climax soon?

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Mm, yep, yep. Any second now,
but first I want you to pee inside of me.

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What?

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De-erect that power tool of yours,
and give me some of that golden bliss.

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R… Really?

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Yeah, yeah, it's hip.
Everyone's doing it. Come on.

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Uh… Oh… Okay. Um…

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Yeah, here it goes.

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-Uh…
-[squelching]

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Oh yes. Way to go.

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Don't hold back now. I want every
last drop of your precious yellow.

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Oh. That feels great.

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I'm so glad you asked
because I… I really had to go. [chuckles]

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[sighs]

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So relieving.

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[trickling]

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[gasps]

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No, no, no, no, no.

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[tuts, sighs]

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Hog darn it.

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[Günther] What a waste of life.

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Such fine animals.

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And why ashtrays?
No one even smokes anymore.

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Recht, recht. It's just cruel.

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Makes me question
this whole henchman business.

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Is it worth it, you know?

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All these traumatic experiences
just to please some evil mastermind

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who we don't even know.

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Sometimes I consider
getting a regular job.

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Yeah. Same here.

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I always wanted to be a mailman,
but with email and everything,

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you never know how long
the mailman adventure will last.

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-[flesh slices]
-Yeah. Fuck email, man!

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Who wants to read letters
on some stupid computer anyway?

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Or, like, postcards?

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Mm. Check me out.
Now I am a tourist on holiday.

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Okay, interesting. Yes?

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Sir, could you please
scan these postcards for me?

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I am going to email them
to my friends and family

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so they can read them on a computer.

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Yeah! Oh! That is very humoristic

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because an email with scanned pages
could never replace a physical card.

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It just doesn't have
the same emotional value.

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Ja. Exactly.

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That was the point of my joke.

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-[Günther] Oh.
-[slices]

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[elevator beeps]

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Hans, you are the funniest person
I have ever met.

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You should become a comedian.

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-You think so?
-What? Definitely.

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It is your destiny. I can feel it.

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[camera whirs]

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[whirs]

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I know a guy in München
who runs a nightclub.

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I could probably get you onstage
one of their stand-up nights.

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Now you're making me a bit nervous.
Me onstage?

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Oh, Hans, no, you would kill it.

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You can begin with your wonderful
postcard joke. So funny. Yeah.

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And then you get
the feel for it after this,

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and you make up
some more jokes eventually.

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[gasps]

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Captain Fall in Sector Zero.
I repeat, Captain Fall in Sector Zero.

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Hans? Günther?

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[both laugh enthusiastically]

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-Oh! Oh!
-Ja.

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God fucking damn it.

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[tense music playing]

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-[Günther] Ja!
-[distant laughter]

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[Günther] Even just you saying that, very…

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There is, of course,
the economic aspect to it also.

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Right now I am dependent
on the henchman salary.

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[Günther] That's the double-edged sword
in henchman business.

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The pay is great, so you kind of suppress
your real interests and talents.

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-[Hans] I get it.
-[Günther] I'll manage you if you like.

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You know,
10% if you're acceptable to this.

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-[dart hits]
-Man, it would be a sin

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to keep your energies and magic
from the world!

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[Liza panting]

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[gasps]

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Where are your earpieces?

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We… decided not to wear them because,

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ah, and I've got to be honest here,

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they are not very comfortable to the ear.

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Not very comfortable?

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It's a classic example
of management trying to save money

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and cut expenses in the wrong places,

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and the lower-level employees
having to suffer.

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Ja. Not our fault.
This lands solely on management.

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Why do you make a fist with that hand?

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-[Liza grunts]
-[Hans groans]

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-[gasps]
-Ah! Ach!

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-[Liza grunts]
-[Hans groans]

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[Günther] Stop it please!

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He's a man who can bring joy to the world.

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A glimmer of light in all of the darkness!

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[Liza strains]
Please obey management next time. Okay?

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Ja. That is affirmative.

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Affirmative.

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[frantic string music playing]

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[ominous music playing]

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[jarring clanging]

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[crashing]

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-[crashing]
-[grunting]

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[Jonathan grunts]

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-[slicing]
-[distorted] Ah! Ah!

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[gasps]

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[mellow music playing in background]

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-How long has he been like this?
-[sighs] The whole day.

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-When was the last time he was sedated?
-Mm, I don't know, maybe 20 hours ago?

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-With what?
-Ketamine.

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I had to use the dart for animals.
The one for "Big Cat."

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What? I don't wanna
be involved in this anymore.

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Okay? It goes against my Hippocratic Oath.

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[scoffs] Well, I am so sorry
for your inconvenience, Doctor,

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but it seems to me

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that you have to shove that oath
up your urethra.

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Unless you've come up with a payment plan
for what you owe Mr. Tyrant.

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Huh. Didn't think so.

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Look at me. We own you.

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So suck it up, and get to work on him.

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I need him up and running
for the next mission.

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Sorry, but that's not happening.

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He's a mess.

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Be creative.

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Find a way.

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Wench.

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[sighs]

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What am I missing here? What am I missing?

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[suspenseful music playing]

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Why don't you take a picture?
It'll last longer.

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-I'm sorry. What was that?
-In love with the wall much?

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You've been staring at it
for a good 25 seconds now.

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Yeah, no, I'm just trying to see
if I can get to the bottom of this case.

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Hah.

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Always thinking you're better
than the rest of us.

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Thinking of different links,
scenarios, and possibilities.

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Pah, uh… Well, yeah.

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Let me give you some clues here,
free of charge.

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That Chinese fella
made that cock medicine himself,

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sold it, and then bombed the building
with himself inside.

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-And why would he do that?
-Out of guilt.

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When he saw that people died
from his foul creation, he just lost it.

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Sounds solid enough.

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Yeah, but no, you have to dig deeper.

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Create all sorts of extra work
for the rest of us. Again.

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I'm just doing my job, Agent Frank.

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Oh? So your job description
is to create overtime?

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To steal as much valuable family time
from your colleagues as possible?

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-No!
-It sure seems like it.

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You just enjoy keeping me away
from my kids, don't you?

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Aren't they 26 and 32?

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Yeah, so what?

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Anyway. Hansen, let's go for a ride.

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I know a guy
who just might be able to help us out.

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All right.

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-Who are we visiting?
-Oh, just a guy who owes me a favor.

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He's a real wizard when it comes
to Internet and printers and Internet

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and… all that mumbo jumbo.

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Rodriguez!

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I know you're in there.

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All right, just give me a second.
Jesus. What's up?

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Rodriguez, we meet again.

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Remember when I said
I'd be back to collect a favor?

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Uh… Nope.

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Yeah, I gave you the choice
of going to jail for a long time

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or becoming my informant,
and you chose the latter.

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Yeah… Eh, sorry.
That does not ring a bell.

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You don't remember that? I… I…

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I mean, I would assume that was
a significant moment in your life.

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Hah. Nah, but, uh…

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You know, I… I… I guess it's probably true
because I tend to forget stuff.

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-Well, I need your help.
-Okay. Sure. What do you got?

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We're working this case
where illegal boner medicine

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is causing a lot of ODs around the city,

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and this logo
might be connected to the whole thing.

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We need you to hack
into the World Wide Web

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and see what you can find.

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Sure.

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Okay, buckle up for a wild ride.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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Oh, Nelly! Deep web, here we come.

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[suspenseful music continues]

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[sighs]

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[softly] Ah!

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Well, I'll be damned.

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[knocking at door]

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Come in or… whatever.

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Hey, Captain Fall. How are you feeling?

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[sighs] Not great.

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Something is seriously wrong with me.

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No, that's just crazy talk. You are fine.

219
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You just need something
to lift your spirits.

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I don't think so. I had a blackout again,

221
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and some vivid memories of horrible things
that haven't even happened.

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It's… It's really scary.

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[chuckles] The mind tends
to play tricks on us

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when we get new responsibilities.

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Standard human procedure.

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-Really?
-Yes!

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You see, most of us black out
and have fake memories every now and then.

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And in your case,
it would be strange if you didn't.

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Oh, okay. I… I didn't know that.

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Mm-hmm! Uh…

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So I… I was hoping
you would join me in the conference room.

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I have a surprise in store for you.

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Oh, I don't know. I… I think I need
some more time, to be honest.

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Oh, you should come, Captain.
It's something super, super nice.

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Oh, well, I never have had
a good, super nice surprise before,

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so… I'd try that.

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Oh. Is this a surprise meeting?

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Cool.

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Just sit down and enjoy, Captain.

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Dr. Russel, the floor is yours.

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[metal clanging]

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[clears throat]

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Captain, I took the liberty
of reaching out to someone

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who loves you so very much.

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Who might that be?

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00:13:04,626 --> 00:13:05,793
Consuela?

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Hi, Jonathan, darling.

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00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:17,459
We are sending you this video
to tell you that we both car.

249
00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:19,084
-Care!
-Car?

250
00:13:19,168 --> 00:13:20,751
-Care!
-Care!

251
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:24,001
What the hell?
What kinda crappy miniature font is this?

252
00:13:24,084 --> 00:13:26,001
Ugh, just put on your reading glasses.

253
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:28,418
-Glasses are a sign of weakness.
-Oh, for God's sake.

254
00:13:28,501 --> 00:13:30,418
[Blake] I wouldn't be caught dead
wearing glasses.

255
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:32,584
-You know that.
-Yeah, I know.

256
00:13:32,668 --> 00:13:35,293
Anyway, we cannot rest
knowing you are in agony

257
00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:39,168
because we are extremely tied to you
emotionally, and we always have your back.

258
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:43,501
We've grown to love you so, so much
these last couple of months.

259
00:13:43,584 --> 00:13:44,709
[Blake] So much.

260
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:48,668
Real… Real love, just like parents
are supposed to, son.

261
00:13:48,751 --> 00:13:50,918
Now, get back up in the saddle.

262
00:13:51,001 --> 00:13:54,459
Go be the best captain there ever was.

263
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,001
Please don't let us all down.

264
00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:59,876
The crew needs you,
passengers need you… uh, and we need you.

265
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:03,376
There's nothing else, right?
We finished? Okay, that's it.

266
00:14:04,126 --> 00:14:05,709
[metal clanging]

267
00:14:07,459 --> 00:14:11,543
-[Liza sighs]
-Um… That…

268
00:14:11,626 --> 00:14:13,751
[chuckling] …blew my mind!

269
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:16,043
Oh! Just incredible.

270
00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:17,876
[Dr. Russel] Good! Great!

271
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:19,126
Yeah, yes.

272
00:14:19,209 --> 00:14:21,876
Wow. That was the best surprise, Doctor.

273
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:24,584
Who cares about blackouts
and fake memories?

274
00:14:24,668 --> 00:14:26,543
I have a ship to captain.

275
00:14:26,626 --> 00:14:27,959
Yes, I do.

276
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:29,668
[door opens]

277
00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:31,584
[door closes]

278
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:37,543
Hoo! I just love this part
of the cop work.

279
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,251
Really getting our hands dirty. Don't you?

280
00:14:42,418 --> 00:14:45,959
You didn't say we were going bushwhacking.
I don't have shoes for this.

281
00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:48,293
Well, as Grandpappy used to tell me,

282
00:14:48,376 --> 00:14:51,459
there's no such thing as wrong footwear,
just wrong preparation.

283
00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:52,501
Okay.

284
00:14:52,584 --> 00:14:56,876
Yep. Preparation is the key to success
in both life and police work.

285
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,043
Jeez, give it a rest, will you?

286
00:14:59,126 --> 00:15:01,709
-Now I understand why everyone hates you.
-Who hates me?

287
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,543
Well, everyone in the Special Force,

288
00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:07,584
all the way from Chief O'Neill
down to the cafeteria lady.

289
00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:08,751
There. Now I said it.

290
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:11,959
-What?
-Sorry, I forgot to say, "No offense."

291
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:15,168
Now I understand why everyone hates you.
No offense.

292
00:15:15,251 --> 00:15:17,251
That really doesn't help.
It actually hurts to hear.

293
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,251
Yeah, when I say, "No offense,"
it offsets your right to be upset.

294
00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:22,084
I don't think that's how it works.

295
00:15:22,168 --> 00:15:24,043
Look it up. It's exactly how it works.

296
00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:27,334
So get off my back, will ya?
Hate the game, not the player.

297
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:31,168
[Steel] Ah.

298
00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:33,043
The hornet's nest.

299
00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:36,834
[camera clicking]

300
00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:41,001
[Steel] Ah, greetings, Mr. Search Warrant.

301
00:15:41,084 --> 00:15:43,959
Nice to finally meet you.

302
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:46,043
[camera clicking rapidly]

303
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:48,043
Oy.

304
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,918
What the hell do you think you're doing?

305
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,543
Hear me out. This is big.

306
00:15:57,626 --> 00:16:00,751
Oh, this had better be good.
You've got 30 seconds.

307
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,626
-We went to see this hacker who--
-Uh! Hold on.

308
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:06,501
-From… now.
-[watch beeps]

309
00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:08,376
Okay. We went to see this hacker.

310
00:16:08,459 --> 00:16:10,459
[captivating music playing]

311
00:16:11,168 --> 00:16:13,918
[no audible dialogue]

312
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:20,043
[no audible dialogue]

313
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:23,334
-[watch beeps]
-Stop. Time's up.

314
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:26,126
You gotta see this. Please, sir.

315
00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:30,501
Okay, but I will take your badge and gun
if this isn't leading anywhere.

316
00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:31,418
You will?

317
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,459
Yeah.

318
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:34,918
Maybe just for a few hours, but still.

319
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:41,501
Check this out. Identical.

320
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:45,209
These are the penile bandits.
It has to be. It all adds up.

321
00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:47,834
Well, I'll be damned.

322
00:16:47,918 --> 00:16:51,251
You're damn right we'll be damned!
It's rock solid, sir.

323
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:53,209
Huh. Give me the judge.

324
00:16:53,293 --> 00:16:55,501
It's warrant time.

325
00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:06,376
You might need to dial a number
before you say anything.

326
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,501
I don't think someone is sitting there
on the other end, waiting.

327
00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:18,209
Hello? Colleen? Are you there?

328
00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:20,251
Great. Listen up.

329
00:17:20,334 --> 00:17:23,959
Give me the judge. It's warrant time.

330
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,418
-Luca? Luca!
-Honey, what are you doing home?

331
00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:37,668
I am going to lead a huge raid.

332
00:17:37,751 --> 00:17:40,709
This is the big one, and Chief O'Neill
gave the reins to yours truly!

333
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,668
Oh! That sounds great.

334
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:46,209
The face of the bust. I am so proud.

335
00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:48,709
I just wanted to make sure
you have the news channel on

336
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:51,209
and watch this minute by minute
as it unfolds.

337
00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:54,543
Of course. I won't even look down
at my phone. I will pay full attention.

338
00:17:54,626 --> 00:17:56,584
This bust will change everything.

339
00:17:56,668 --> 00:17:58,918
I will finally gain acceptance
to the Special Unit,

340
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:00,459
and I'll get promoted for sure.

341
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:05,376
Honey. If you get promoted,
we can finally afford to have kids.

342
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,793
Imagine you
with a little one in your arms.

343
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:10,459
I know, sweetie.
It's been a dream of ours for so long.

344
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:12,459
We just haven't been able
to make ends meet.

345
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:14,043
But that's about to change.

346
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,709
I can't wait.

347
00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,751
You be careful now, okay?

348
00:18:17,834 --> 00:18:19,793
Oh, I'm prepared for whatever
we may encounter.

349
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:23,043
-It'll be a glorious display of control…
-Mm!

350
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:24,376
…and leadership.

351
00:18:29,084 --> 00:18:33,043
Alright, guys. We're looking
for wooden crates with tiger-paw logos,

352
00:18:33,126 --> 00:18:34,918
but this could also be
some kind of factory,

353
00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:37,001
so consider everything in here evidence.

354
00:18:37,084 --> 00:18:38,043
Oorah!

355
00:18:40,126 --> 00:18:42,251
This is the big one, boys.

356
00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:44,959
Let's take care of each other in there
and be safe.

357
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:52,168
[Chief O'Neill] Two suspects
at the front gate.

358
00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:53,501
Weapons free.

359
00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:55,501
-Good luck, guys.
-[agent over radio] Roger that.

360
00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:58,876
Ah, just sit back and enjoy, Mayor.

361
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:01,168
You're in for one hell of a show.

362
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:05,293
[yelling]

363
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:06,376
[tires screech]

364
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:10,501
[chimpanzees screech]

365
00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:17,209
-What the hell was that?
-[engine revs]

366
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:20,126
[Hansen] Oh my God.

367
00:19:20,209 --> 00:19:23,126
It's like Planet of the Apes,
but with big cats too!

368
00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:26,001
Oh, fuck me, I hate animals.
Let's start shooting 'em.

369
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:27,418
Take it easy. Just calm down.

370
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,334
We're safe in here,
and we only have tasers.

371
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,126
I don't know
if they'll work on those cats.

372
00:19:31,209 --> 00:19:33,418
Well, I guess
there's only one way to find out.

373
00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:35,376
Don't you play hero now, Agent Frank.

374
00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:38,126
I have to do this.
All of us start from zero.

375
00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:41,459
We make the right decision
and become a hero.

376
00:19:41,543 --> 00:19:44,001
Just stay put, and everything'll be fine.

377
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:46,418
-Just reel me in if this goes south.
-Don't do it!

378
00:19:46,501 --> 00:19:48,376
-[Frank] Geronimo!
-No!

379
00:19:48,459 --> 00:19:50,334
[chimpanzees screech]

380
00:19:50,418 --> 00:19:51,709
[dramatic music playing]

381
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:55,168
[growls]

382
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:57,084
[screams] Ah!

383
00:19:57,168 --> 00:20:02,501
It didn't work! Help!
Reel me in! Reel me in now!

384
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:05,376
Ah! Damn it.

385
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,334
It's only triggering their instincts!

386
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,126
Help!

387
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,209
-[big cats growl]
-[Frank] Oh!

388
00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:14,918
-[groans]
-[growls]

389
00:20:15,918 --> 00:20:18,168
I'm dying. [coughs, splutters]

390
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:20,543
Tell my kids I love them. [groans]

391
00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:25,501
Oh. You'll most definitely survive,
but I… I can still tell 'em if you want.

392
00:20:25,584 --> 00:20:28,626
-[whimpering] I don't wanna die.
-Dude, you're gonna be fine.

393
00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:31,168
No one else open that door.
If we just stay in here, we're safe.

394
00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:32,251
[gasps] Ah!

395
00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:36,709
Oh, those chimps freak me out.

396
00:20:36,793 --> 00:20:38,501
Well, stop freaking out.

397
00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:41,959
Apes are friendly.
They're just making contact.

398
00:20:42,043 --> 00:20:45,543
Think of chimpanzees
as… really hairy humans.

399
00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:47,459
There's not gonna be a problem.

400
00:20:47,543 --> 00:20:49,334
[chimpanzees grunting, growling]

401
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:52,668
[agents screaming]

402
00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:57,543
What's going on? What do you see?

403
00:20:57,626 --> 00:20:59,626
[agent] Help me! Help me please!

404
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:01,084
[agents scream]

405
00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:02,918
-[chimpanzees screech]
-[big cats growl]

406
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:06,543
Oh shit. Hey, guys. I kinda misspoke.

407
00:21:06,626 --> 00:21:09,168
They're, like, super strong,
violent, hairy humans.

408
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,876
What do we do, Steel?
You're in charge. Say somethin'!

409
00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:14,043
Keen observation,
and I'm doing the best I can,

410
00:21:14,126 --> 00:21:16,626
but there's no protocol for this.
There's no place in the handbook

411
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,834
that says anything
about big cats or chimpanzees!

412
00:21:19,584 --> 00:21:22,126
-[agent] Get him off me!
-[Chief O'Neill] Oh shit.

413
00:21:22,209 --> 00:21:24,209
-What the hell is going on?
-Uh, nothing.

414
00:21:24,293 --> 00:21:25,209
Let me see.

415
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:27,168
Wow, that is horrible.

416
00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:29,501
You and your task force
are finished, O'Neill.

417
00:21:29,584 --> 00:21:31,834
This is it. No more Special Unit.

418
00:21:35,876 --> 00:21:39,501
Well, I, uh… I guess
it's every man for himself now.

419
00:21:39,584 --> 00:21:42,709
-Is it?
-Yes. Save yourselves!

420
00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:47,959
Open the door, goddamn it!
Open the door! Open it! Please!

421
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:49,959
Here! O'Neill to the rescue.

422
00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:52,626
[grunts]

423
00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:54,376
Yah! [screams]

424
00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:56,543
Please! Somebody!

425
00:21:56,626 --> 00:21:59,293
The chimps are ripping his face off! Oh!

426
00:21:59,376 --> 00:22:02,126
Oh, God. Please help us.

427
00:22:02,751 --> 00:22:06,334
-So much blood. Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-oh!
-[gunshots]

428
00:22:06,418 --> 00:22:07,376
Oh!

429
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,168
[news jingle playing]

430
00:22:09,251 --> 00:22:12,001
-[Luca sobs]
-[O'Neill] Yes. Yes, I was there, and…

431
00:22:12,626 --> 00:22:16,876
oh, the mayor was a brave man,
and he fought to the last.

432
00:22:17,584 --> 00:22:20,043
And actually his last words to me

433
00:22:20,126 --> 00:22:23,334
was that he wanted to increase
the budget of the Special Unit

434
00:22:23,418 --> 00:22:26,668
and raise the salaries
for the upper-level management. Hah.

435
00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:28,459
-God bless the mayor.
-[cameras clicking]

436
00:22:28,543 --> 00:22:30,001
No more questions. No more questions.

437
00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:31,959
And these horrible scenes are just in.

438
00:22:32,043 --> 00:22:35,251
What we can see here
are three kindergarten teachers

439
00:22:35,334 --> 00:22:38,459
being chased down
and eaten by a pack of lions.

440
00:22:38,543 --> 00:22:43,543
This is just… I don't know what to say
other than screw that Agent Steel to hell.

441
00:22:43,626 --> 00:22:45,084
[news anchor] Whoa there, Linda.

442
00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:47,793
Pretty sure we're not allowed
to say things like that on air.

443
00:22:47,876 --> 00:22:48,876
I'm sorry.

444
00:22:48,959 --> 00:22:53,001
But in this case, the blame has already
been pinned down on one individual,

445
00:22:53,084 --> 00:22:55,751
so what you say there
is totally called for.

446
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:58,709
I know I can lose my job for this,
but here goes.

447
00:22:58,793 --> 00:23:01,084
Agent Steel.
Fuck your face straight to hell!

448
00:23:01,876 --> 00:23:03,334
[jolly music playing]

449
00:23:03,418 --> 00:23:05,209
[Luca sobbing]

450
00:23:05,293 --> 00:23:07,001
[sirens wailing]

451
00:23:11,876 --> 00:23:13,543
Hey, honey. Uh…

452
00:23:14,168 --> 00:23:15,126
What's up?

453
00:23:15,209 --> 00:23:16,626
What's up?

454
00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:20,209
Lots of people have been eaten.
That's what's up.

455
00:23:20,293 --> 00:23:23,001
You have single-handedly destroyed a city.

456
00:23:23,084 --> 00:23:25,376
Your face is all over the news.

457
00:23:25,459 --> 00:23:28,459
Hold on, sweetie.
There are two sides to every story.

458
00:23:28,543 --> 00:23:31,293
-Don't "sweetie" me, loser.
-Where you going?

459
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:33,168
I am leaving you.

460
00:23:33,251 --> 00:23:35,418
I can't live with the shame.

461
00:23:35,501 --> 00:23:38,918
This is like being married
to Charles Manson or something,

462
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,709
just much worse.

463
00:23:40,793 --> 00:23:44,418
You have a lot more lives
on your conscience than that poor man.

464
00:23:44,501 --> 00:23:47,293
Please, Luca.
There's no shame in a failed bust.

465
00:23:47,376 --> 00:23:49,668
The logos were almost identical.

466
00:23:49,751 --> 00:23:53,084
How can two separate companies
use the same tiger-paw logo?

467
00:23:53,168 --> 00:23:54,584
It just doesn't make sense.

468
00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:58,751
More than 50 people woke up this morning
without a face thanks to you,

469
00:23:58,834 --> 00:24:02,626
and you know very well
how important the face is to a person.

470
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:04,709
-Real important. I know that.
-[scoffs]

471
00:24:04,793 --> 00:24:06,209
I thought I married a man

472
00:24:06,293 --> 00:24:10,543
who wouldn't be responsible for packs
of dangerous animals roaming the streets,

473
00:24:10,626 --> 00:24:13,293
tearing off faces
and eating people all over,

474
00:24:13,376 --> 00:24:15,459
but I guess I was wrong.

475
00:24:15,543 --> 00:24:16,751
Luca.

476
00:24:17,709 --> 00:24:19,793
-[mournful music playing]
-[car starts]

477
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:20,876
Luca!

478
00:24:22,168 --> 00:24:23,209
-Luca!
-[tires squeal]

479
00:24:26,459 --> 00:24:27,709
Luca!

480
00:24:29,751 --> 00:24:36,001
Luca!

481
00:24:36,084 --> 00:24:37,418
F…

482
00:24:37,501 --> 00:24:40,043
Ahhh!

483
00:24:40,126 --> 00:24:42,459
[woman] Shut up, face butcher!

484
00:24:42,543 --> 00:24:44,751
[music crescendoes, fades]

485
00:24:49,251 --> 00:24:51,168
[gentle acoustic guitar playing]

486
00:25:06,751 --> 00:25:08,751
[flute plays tuneful melody]