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[whimsical music playing]

2
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[triumphant music playing]

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Sh!

4
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[softly] Okay. Let's go.

5
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[woman grunts, gasps]

6
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[snores]

7
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-[gunman] Piss off.
-Hmm?

8
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[gasps]

9
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[snoring]

10
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Okay. In three, four…

11
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[to the tune of Happy Birthday]
♪ S dnyom rozhdeniya tebya! ♪

12
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♪ S dnyom rozhdeniya tebya! ♪

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♪ S dnyom rozhdeniya… ♪

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Is she alive?

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Alexandra. Alexandra, wake up.

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[Alexandra groans]

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Oh, she's waking up.
Birthday song now, again.

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-[music resumes]
-Happy sweet sixteen, my love.

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Uh, where is my gift?

20
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You. Give gift immediately.

21
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What is this?

22
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That tiara, my princess,
was worn by the Queen of England

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more than 600 years ago. Mm?

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Don't care about old things. Next.

25
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Is this supposed to be a joke?

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This doesn't even fit.

27
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[chuckles] Maybe not yet.

28
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[gunshot]

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-Ta-da!
-Is that what I think it is?

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Oh, da.

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Those world-class doctors
are your birthday present.

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They will give you
the biggest tits and lips

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any 16-year-old girl could ever wish for.

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Thank you, Papulya.

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It's going to be
the best 16th birthday party ever.

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Now we can take
sexy family photos together.

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I will teach you how to arch
your back to make that ass pop.

38
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-[feedback ringing]
-[man] Hello.

39
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One, two, three. Let's get going, Charlie.

40
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[groans] You know I hate old things.
Who do they think they are anyway?

41
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-[zapping]
-[screams] Ah-ah! Ah!

42
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[phone ringing]

43
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Da. Da, tonight.

44
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Yes, illegal.

45
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Very important. Huge deal.

46
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Agents everywhere.
Yes. Yes, Ms. Barell. Da.

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[foreboding music playing]

48
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[frantic string music playing]

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-[chatter, laughter]
-[ambient music playing]

50
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[Jonathan grunts]

51
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[music fades]

52
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Okay, okay. I think I got you,

53
00:04:03,834 --> 00:04:07,001
but, uh, could you repeat that part
of the importance of the mission?

54
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-You were breaking up there.
-I took notes.

55
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-We can go through it later.
-No.

56
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I want this to be absolutely clear.

57
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This is our most risky mission in years,

58
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but the reward is outstanding.

59
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Okay, good. I got that part. Keep going.

60
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This Russian oligarch
is under police surveillance 24/7,

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so your only chance
is to blend in at a party he is holding

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and make the delivery
of the radioactive thing.

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Oh. [chuckles]

64
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It's just like, uh,
in a James Bond movie, almost. [laughs]

65
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That's awesome.

66
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What?

67
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It's like James Bond, you know?
Or you, uh… like a James Bond movie.

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So… very cool.

69
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James Bond?

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Never heard of him.

71
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You never seen a James Bond movie?

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-No.
-[chuckles] Uh…

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You see, James Bond works as an agent,
and the women are, like, gorgeous--

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-[bangs table] This is real life, Nico,…
-[cat yowls]

75
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…not some series of films.
Is everything a joke to you?

76
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No, no. I… It… It was just a… a…
a reference to how cool this mission is.

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It's, um… It's…
It's an outstanding mission.

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That's why I, like, mentioned him
because it's a… it's a cool project.

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I meant no harm.

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-Failure is not an option on this mission.
-Certainly, Mr. Tyrant.

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I want you all to know

82
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that I'm preparing a shark tank,
just in case you fail me.

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A shark tank?

84
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My own creation,
not in reference to anything else.

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It might be a bit over the top,
but I can assure you

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it sends a powerful message
throughout our organization.

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Please spread the word.

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Maybe do a piece on it on the Internet.

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That does send
a strong message indeed, sir.

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It motivates everyone to do our utmost
to make sure everything runs smoothly.

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Liza, you are the lead on this.

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You must personally deliver
the… radioactive thing.

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-Why do I--
-Farewell.

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Sir?

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Shark tank.

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Yeah. [chuckles]

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So cool.

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[keypad bleeps]

100
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How are we doing here?

101
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When we get the radioactive thing,
we should be good to go.

102
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Ah, great! That is just great.

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Yes, for you, it's great.

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For a large part of the world,
not so much.

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Mm, but for me and my family,
it's great, and I put family first.

106
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You don't put family first?

107
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Family is important, but again,

108
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it is not so great
for one third of the people on earth.

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Ugh, I really don't like
that counterproductive attitude.

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Where is the team spirit?

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Sorry.

112
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It's just that I'd ran a simulation
of increasing sea levels, and it--

113
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Well, it kind of freaked me out a bit.

114
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Well, you can freak out on your own time.

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This project is about me
and my family's economic future,

116
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and I don't need random scientists
guilt-tripping me at every opportunity.

117
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Sorry, sir.

118
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[beeping, whirring]

119
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[spy music playing]

120
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[sighs] Okay, boys,
this is pretty simple in theory.

121
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We bring two identical briefcases.

122
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Fall has the hot one
until we're safely inside.

123
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Nico has the other.
Then we make a switch and the delivery.

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-All risk is on him. Easy-peasy.
-[Pedro] Sounds good.

125
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Nico, you'll be dressed as a waiter,
so you can blend in easily.

126
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-Uh… Can I be something else?
-What do you mean?

127
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Something else than a waiter?
It just feels a bit cliché. No offense.

128
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Okay. What do you suggest?

129
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Well, just something a bit cooler, no?

130
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Like a blackjack dealer or something.
Helicopter mechanic,

131
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maybe with an eye patch
and a cigar or something. I don't know.

132
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[Liza] A waiter can move freely
throughout the house.

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A mechanic wouldn't even be in the house
because he would be in the garage.

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[Nico] Yeah, unless he forgot some tools
in the house or something.

135
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Or what about a chef,
like Gordon Ramsay with lots of attitude,

136
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making huge scenes in the kitchen?
That… That would be kinda cool.

137
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-You will go as a waiter.
-Fine.

138
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And Pedro, I need you outside
with a sniper rifle. You will be my eyes.

139
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If things go south,
you clear a path for me.

140
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-I prefer not ending up in the shark tank.
-And what about Captain Fall?

141
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He's collateral,
in a worst-case scenario of course.

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-Really? Mr. Tyrant said that?
-Yeah.

143
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Oh. Well, I wasn't really prepared
for that yet.

144
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Yeah, I know. I don't like it one bit,

145
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and he really grows on you,
but you know the deal.

146
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We aren't supposed to get
emotionally attached to the captain, so…

147
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[Pedro] I know, I know.

148
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-Whoa!
-Hey, Captain.

149
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Oh. Hah!

150
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What are you doing here?
[chuckles awkwardly]

151
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Oh, you scared me there.

152
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You, mi amigo, are invited
to the best party ever.

153
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-Am I?
-It's from Petrov Popangelov.

154
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He's a Russian philanthropist.
A friend of the ship. Amazing guy.

155
00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,001
Oh… Um… [chuckles]

156
00:09:05,084 --> 00:09:06,751
Okay. Let's see here.

157
00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:10,043
"Dear Captain Fall,
it is my distinct honor

158
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to invite you to the celebration
of my daughter's 16th birthday

159
00:09:13,626 --> 00:09:16,709
at the Popangelov mansion
in Monaco this Saturday."

160
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Wow. Hah.

161
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:22,918
Uh… Just give me a couple of secs.
I'm a little blown away here.

162
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You… You okay, Captain?

163
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Yeah. Yeah. It's just that…

164
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It's my first personal invitation,

165
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so that is just something to really, um…
cherish and take in, you know?

166
00:09:36,168 --> 00:09:37,876
[sighs] Well, congrats.

167
00:09:37,959 --> 00:09:40,543
[sighs] Okay, so wh… wh…
what should I get his daughter?

168
00:09:40,626 --> 00:09:43,251
Is, um… Is Barbie still a thing?

169
00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:47,543
Do they still play with those?
Or My Little Pony maybe?

170
00:09:47,626 --> 00:09:51,293
Oh, and Care Bears
are pretty awesome, right?

171
00:09:51,376 --> 00:09:53,834
No, no, no. Don't worry, Captain.
We got you covered.

172
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It comes with instructions
from Mr. Tyrant.

173
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-[machine whirs]
-Oh!

174
00:09:57,709 --> 00:09:58,959
Hi there, Mr. Tyrant.

175
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Dear Jonathan, here is a gift
on behalf of you and the ship.

176
00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,918
Please sign the card with your full name,

177
00:10:06,001 --> 00:10:09,084
and personally carry
this gift case into the party,

178
00:10:09,168 --> 00:10:11,709
and claim that you own it if anybody asks.

179
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:14,251
Do not open, no matter what happens.

180
00:10:14,334 --> 00:10:17,251
I trust you on this, son. Good luck.

181
00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:19,793
Oh, thank you, and how are you today, sir?

182
00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:21,043
-[machine beeps]
-Oh!

183
00:10:21,126 --> 00:10:22,376
Probably busy.

184
00:10:22,459 --> 00:10:23,459
Mm-hmm.

185
00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:26,543
Huh. That sure was a specific message.

186
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,084
That is the European gift custom, I think.
They are different over here.

187
00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:32,668
But you can open and look now if you want.

188
00:10:32,751 --> 00:10:37,543
Wow! That is the most beautiful penis ring
I've ever seen.

189
00:10:37,626 --> 00:10:40,126
-Eh… That is a finger ring.
-Yeah?

190
00:10:40,209 --> 00:10:41,043
-Yeah.
-Oh.

191
00:10:41,126 --> 00:10:43,043
-Smaller circumference.
-Oh.

192
00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:46,376
But let's just close it and not open it
until Petrov's daughter gets it,

193
00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:48,251
out of respect for Mr. Tyrant.

194
00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:52,834
One-hundred percent agree.
I am all on board on the respect thing.

195
00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:56,668
So let me just grab that
and leave it with Timmy down at luggage.

196
00:10:56,751 --> 00:10:57,751
Oh. Okay.

197
00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,751
And you get it
when you leave for the party.

198
00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,918
-Just as extra service.
-Great.

199
00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:10,918
[ambient jazz playing]

200
00:11:12,126 --> 00:11:13,751
I'm so glad you offered to join me.

201
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:16,501
I would hate to go there alone,
not knowing anyone.

202
00:11:16,584 --> 00:11:18,793
[chuckles] I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

203
00:11:18,876 --> 00:11:20,751
Consider it kind of a date.

204
00:11:21,418 --> 00:11:24,584
Really? A date, like, between you and me?

205
00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:25,501
Like a date?

206
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:28,293
Yeah. Yeah, no, sure. A date. Yes.

207
00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:32,251
A date between you and me.
Um, anyway, let's go and pick up the gift.

208
00:11:34,251 --> 00:11:37,001
Oh-oh, hi there, Captain Fall.
Uh… I'm Timmy.

209
00:11:37,084 --> 00:11:38,334
Hi there. I…

210
00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:40,834
I… Haven't I met you before? No?

211
00:11:40,918 --> 00:11:45,793
Oh yeah, I'm just down here all the time,
so I really don't get to mingle a lot.

212
00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:46,709
Oh.

213
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,751
So my specific job is to see
that everyone gets the right bag.

214
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,834
Suitcase, briefcase, you name it.

215
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:55,626
That there are no mix-ups
if, for example, briefcases, look similar.

216
00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:59,876
That kind of thing, you know?
So… Okay, here is yours.

217
00:12:01,584 --> 00:12:02,584
Mm.

218
00:12:02,668 --> 00:12:05,918
-Well, thanks, Timmy.
-Yeah. I'm pretty sure I got it right.

219
00:12:06,001 --> 00:12:07,459
-[chuckles]
-Oh, great.

220
00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:10,834
Yep. It sure is a lot of responsibility,
but I love my job.

221
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:12,668
Well, that is good to hear.

222
00:12:12,751 --> 00:12:15,751
It's nice to meet you, and you know what?
I am 100% sure

223
00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:20,418
you will have a long and successful life
with that kind of positive attitude.

224
00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:22,501
[distant dance music playing]

225
00:12:27,876 --> 00:12:29,876
[ominous music playing]

226
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,793
[dance music playing]

227
00:12:37,084 --> 00:12:40,251
[in French] Skinny man with too-beautiful
girlfriend, carrying briefcase.

228
00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:41,501
Could be the one.

229
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:46,459
-[in English] Talk to me, Pedro.
-Looking good. I see you.

230
00:12:46,543 --> 00:12:47,834
Nico?

231
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:49,876
I'm inside.

232
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:52,918
We have our Interpol friends
at your three o'clock.

233
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:05,376
They sure celebrate children's birthdays
differently in Europe.

234
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:06,334
I guess.

235
00:13:08,459 --> 00:13:09,876
Do you think they love each other?

236
00:13:09,959 --> 00:13:11,043
-[Liza] Hmm?
-Oh… Is… I…

237
00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:15,334
Is that real love,
or is it just all an act, you think?

238
00:13:17,418 --> 00:13:19,543
-Ooh, I'll get you something to drink.
-Uh… Oh.

239
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,834
No! No, I'm good. Truly.

240
00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:25,209
Oh, please.
You are my date tonight. [chuckles]

241
00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:35,001
[clears throat] Excusez-moi, mademoiselle.

242
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:39,668
I took French in school
and finally it comes in handy. [chuckles]

243
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:41,834
Oui.

244
00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:44,251
Merci "beauncu," Madame.

245
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:47,834
Baguette.

246
00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:51,418
Oh. [chuckles]

247
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,834
That's amazing.

248
00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:55,668
When the French speak,
it all sounds like poetry.

249
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,709
It truly is the language of love.

250
00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:00,501
[tense music playing]

251
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,543
Interpol is entering the building.

252
00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:08,001
Time to make the switch.

253
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:09,668
Oh, does your ear hurt, too?

254
00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:11,418
It is so noisy in here,

255
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:14,418
but it's my first party,
so I'm trying to block out the noise

256
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,001
and just enjoy the ride.

257
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:21,376
You know what? I'm really cold.
I need you to hold me.

258
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:24,418
Whoa. I can hold you for real?

259
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,418
Yes, for real. You are my date, silly.

260
00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:29,418
Just put your briefcase down there
and hold me.

261
00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:31,043
Okay.

262
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:35,293
Oh, wait, um…
Would it… Just… Would it be possible

263
00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:37,459
with a little… kiss too,

264
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,668
or is that too much to ask?

265
00:14:39,751 --> 00:14:42,334
Of course!
Of course you can kiss me, Jonathan.

266
00:14:42,418 --> 00:14:44,293
I've been waiting for you to ask.

267
00:14:47,459 --> 00:14:49,043
[squelching]

268
00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:51,501
Close your eyes.
Open-eyed kisses freak me out.

269
00:14:51,584 --> 00:14:52,584
-[Jonathan] Mm.
-[Liza] Oh.

270
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:53,793
-[Liza] Okay.
-[Jonathan] Mmm.

271
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:56,043
Interpol will be at your location
in 30 seconds.

272
00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:57,501
Make the switch now, Liza.

273
00:14:58,084 --> 00:14:59,834
[Jonathan] Mm. Mmm. Mm.

274
00:15:00,751 --> 00:15:01,626
Mm. Yeah.

275
00:15:01,709 --> 00:15:05,084
I feel like this French kissing thing
just comes natural to me.

276
00:15:05,168 --> 00:15:06,418
Yeah, that was great.

277
00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:10,126
Yeah, the trick is to spin
the tongue around as fast as possible.

278
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,376
-Yeah.
-Just around and around

279
00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:12,918
-That is the trick.
-Oh.

280
00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:14,084
Mm, mm.

281
00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:16,001
[Pedro] Make the switch now, Liza.

282
00:15:17,376 --> 00:15:18,334
[Jonathan] Mm, mm.

283
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:23,334
Yeah, maximum rotation.
That's, uh… That's my secret sauce.

284
00:15:23,418 --> 00:15:25,751
-Yeah, a lot of sauce.
-Oh. Y… Hmm.

285
00:15:29,543 --> 00:15:30,626
Ah-ho!

286
00:15:31,168 --> 00:15:32,626
Hoo!

287
00:15:33,251 --> 00:15:38,501
Whoa, that whole, uh, kissing experience
made me pretty dizzy, actually.

288
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:42,001
Do you wanna go outside
and get some fresh air?

289
00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:43,793
I… need to go to the bathroom.

290
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,709
Don't know if it's just the juices flowing
after that kiss or if I need to pee.

291
00:15:47,793 --> 00:15:50,793
Oh! Okay. I'll wait for you out there.

292
00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:51,709
Mm-hmm!

293
00:15:54,168 --> 00:15:55,043
[sighs]

294
00:16:11,418 --> 00:16:12,918
[elevator chimes]

295
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:15,043
[ominous music playing]

296
00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:21,043
Sir.

297
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,209
Wonderful party, Mr. Popangelov.

298
00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:31,501
Congratulations on your daughter.
Mr. Tyrant sends his warmest regards.

299
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,668
Ah, thank you so much.

300
00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:38,126
[gasps, chuckles]

301
00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:40,501
Hold on, sir.

302
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,043
[sighs] Hoo.

303
00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:54,959
Oh! Hi there. Great party, huh?

304
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,334
Yes, great.

305
00:16:56,418 --> 00:17:00,126
Why are you clinging onto that briefcase
like it was your baby

306
00:17:00,209 --> 00:17:02,084
and you were on a sinking ship?

307
00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:05,501
[panting]

308
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:06,793
Someone fucked up.

309
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,959
Locate Jonathan,
or we're going in the fucking shark tank.

310
00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:13,376
Oh. [chuckles]

311
00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:15,126
My boss told me to. It's, uh…

312
00:17:15,209 --> 00:17:19,418
It's supposed to be in my possession
at all times, and no one gets to open it.

313
00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:23,126
Okay. Please come with us. Police.

314
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,459
Uh… What? Di… Did I do anything wrong?
Did I not follow etiquette?

315
00:17:26,543 --> 00:17:30,001
I… I'm… I'm new
to this whole oligarch party scene.

316
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,084
[exhales]

317
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:38,959
[Pedro] I've got you.
They're on your left.

318
00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,626
Okay. Pedro, wait for the kiss.

319
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,959
Nico, be ready
for the switch and clean up.

320
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,668
Okay. Open it, Pinocchio.

321
00:17:45,751 --> 00:17:48,834
How do you know
my parents' nickname for me? [chuckles]

322
00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:50,376
Open it now.

323
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:54,501
No, this is not for you.
I've got strict orders.

324
00:17:54,584 --> 00:17:56,334
-Je m'en fous--
-Oh! Jonathan!

325
00:17:56,418 --> 00:17:59,793
Oh! Hi, Liza. I was just trying
to explain to these people

326
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:02,001
that this present is off-limits.

327
00:18:02,084 --> 00:18:03,334
Oh, you.

328
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:06,543
Well, put down that stupid briefcase
and kiss me again.

329
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:09,334
I need some more
of that swift reptile tongue.

330
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:13,168
Oh! Eyes closed.

331
00:18:13,251 --> 00:18:14,543
-Mmm.
-[Jonathan] Yeah. Heh.

332
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,709
[bullets fly]

333
00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:19,543
Oh, how romantic.

334
00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:22,251
It's like they set up fireworks
to celebrate our kiss.

335
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:26,168
Just, uh…
without the entertaining aesthetics.

336
00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:30,418
Let's find somewhere
where we can… make love.

337
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:34,209
Really? Oh yes. I am all-in.

338
00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:40,084
Oh, are you, uh… on the pill,
or should I use a "rubber"? Um…

339
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:41,418
- What--
- Oh, you know what?

340
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:45,293
Can you get us some
very elaborate cocktails of some sort?

341
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:49,043
I think I saw a tiki bar in the basement.
I'll have to go to the bathroom again,

342
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:51,001
you know, before we… penetrate.

343
00:18:51,084 --> 00:18:53,793
Oh! Darn. I forgot the gift. Ugh.

344
00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:56,543
Okay. Go get it,
and I'll… meet you downstairs in a bit.

345
00:18:56,626 --> 00:18:57,668
Oh, great plan.

346
00:19:15,751 --> 00:19:16,668
[exhales]

347
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,459
Sorry. Little mishap.

348
00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:23,084
Just minor.
Nothing worth mentioning to anyone.

349
00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,376
Ah, I totally understand.

350
00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:28,418
Sometimes the most cunning plan has holes.

351
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,459
I'm sure Mr. Tyrant
would like to know all about it.

352
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:34,334
I don't know. He's a very busy man.
Like yourself.

353
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:39,168
So, um… maybe we shouldn't bore him
with details. [chuckles]

354
00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:42,043
Maybe I will inform him or maybe not.

355
00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:43,001
We'll see.

356
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:47,168
[Geiger counter crackles]

357
00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:48,168
Ah, very well.

358
00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:54,959
-Da.
-[computer bleeps]

359
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:56,168
Pocket change.

360
00:19:56,251 --> 00:19:57,376
-[computer bleeps]
-[Liza] Mm.

361
00:19:59,334 --> 00:20:00,376
[computer bleeps]

362
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:03,959
-Because I am so rich.
-Oh.

363
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:08,334
-Good for you.
-Yes. Yes. I have been very fortunate.

364
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,751
-Really?
-Da.

365
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,043
I can buy anything I want.

366
00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:17,501
Go to nice restaurants without worrying
about the bill for a second.

367
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:20,543
Most expensive dish? No problem.

368
00:20:21,126 --> 00:20:22,334
-[computer bleeps]
-Okay.

369
00:20:25,293 --> 00:20:26,168
[computer bleeps]

370
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:34,043
I can buy 1,000 pairs of jeans, eh?
5,000 sweaters. Easily.

371
00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:40,168
-Mm. That's a lot of jeans.
-Da. Da. 100,000 hamburgers.

372
00:20:40,251 --> 00:20:46,293
Eat one and throw the other 99,999
in the trash, and it wouldn't make a dent

373
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:47,418
in my fortune.

374
00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:51,334
That is my life.
That is the kind of life I am living here.

375
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,918
-[computer bleeps]
-Good to hear, sir.

376
00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:55,959
You are obviously very wealthy.

377
00:20:56,043 --> 00:21:00,501
Very. Extremely wealthy,
but I have kept my humility.

378
00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:05,126
I remember my roots and where I came from.
That is important to me.

379
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:06,043
Great.

380
00:21:08,543 --> 00:21:09,543
[computer bleeps]

381
00:21:11,751 --> 00:21:16,001
Mm, and thanks to this deal,
this is just a start.

382
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,376
I'm talking world domination.

383
00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:22,084
All other oligarchs and tycoons,
they will bow to me.

384
00:21:22,168 --> 00:21:23,459
[computer chimes]

385
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,626
-Ah, there we are.
-[sighs]

386
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:28,709
Well, great doing business with you,
Mr. Popangelov.

387
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:39,293
And remember that little mishap was minor.
Not very interesting to Mr. Tyrant.

388
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:41,959
-He's a busy man.
-Hmm? Uh… Da. Da.

389
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:43,376
Enjoy the party.

390
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,334
[mellow ambient music playing]

391
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,959
-There you are. I got you this.
-[gulps]

392
00:21:54,626 --> 00:21:56,168
[sighs] Thanks. [gulps]

393
00:21:56,251 --> 00:21:57,543
Ooh, thirsty, huh?

394
00:21:58,376 --> 00:22:01,668
Okay. Let's give this girl her gift
and get our arses out of here.

395
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:03,834
Oh, I was hoping we would have time

396
00:22:03,918 --> 00:22:07,668
for that lovemaking thing
you talked about previously.

397
00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:09,209
-We don't.
-Okay, well I…

398
00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:11,876
I thought that was a great idea,
though, to be honest.

399
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:15,209
It's a… It was a great, um… initiative.

400
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,668
-Oh, happy birthday, Miss!
-Come on.

401
00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,543
But, uh, you know,
it's… it's smart not to rush things.

402
00:22:21,626 --> 00:22:23,293
That's a good move. Okay.

403
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:27,959
Yeah, the main focus now
is that we are officially going steady.

404
00:22:28,043 --> 00:22:32,293
Yes, and… and we'll just do the sexing bit
when it feels right

405
00:22:32,376 --> 00:22:34,168
for, uh… for both of us.

406
00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:51,793
[whirring]

407
00:23:03,543 --> 00:23:05,043
Well, well, well.

408
00:23:05,126 --> 00:23:09,543
I had hoped my little shark tank
wouldn't come in handy so soon.

409
00:23:09,626 --> 00:23:12,293
Sir, the operation was successful.

410
00:23:12,376 --> 00:23:14,376
We got the money,
and we cleaned up after us.

411
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:16,751
We cannot have mistakes.

412
00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:20,668
Mr. Popangelov called me.
He was unimpressed.

413
00:23:20,751 --> 00:23:23,959
Oh, he did?
But, sir, please, this was minor.

414
00:23:24,043 --> 00:23:26,209
Okay? Look, no harm done.

415
00:23:26,293 --> 00:23:29,418
Yes, please, Sir Tyrant,
we don't all deserve this.

416
00:23:29,501 --> 00:23:30,709
[Tyrant] Oh, you do.

417
00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:33,043
-No, sir, not all of us.
-Please, sir--

418
00:23:33,126 --> 00:23:35,293
Say your last prayers.

419
00:23:35,793 --> 00:23:38,126
Three, two, one.

420
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,543
[screams] Ah!

421
00:23:41,543 --> 00:23:46,126
It was clearly his fault.
He deserves this fate.

422
00:23:46,709 --> 00:23:47,668
[gasps]

423
00:23:47,751 --> 00:23:49,793
Ah! Ah! Ah.

424
00:23:49,876 --> 00:23:53,543
And they're about to chow down.

425
00:23:53,626 --> 00:23:56,043
Ah. Ah! Ah! Aah!

426
00:23:56,751 --> 00:24:00,293
They should be attacking him.
Why are they not attacking him?

427
00:24:01,209 --> 00:24:02,043
Ah?

428
00:24:02,126 --> 00:24:04,084
Start splashing around, please.

429
00:24:05,251 --> 00:24:08,209
I think they are attracted
to, uh… splashing.

430
00:24:08,293 --> 00:24:10,709
You know, so they think he's prey, maybe?

431
00:24:10,793 --> 00:24:12,376
Make it look like you're… [clears]

432
00:24:12,459 --> 00:24:14,293
Make it look
like you're struggling please.

433
00:24:16,001 --> 00:24:19,709
Fun fact, Sir Tyrant. Humans are not
a natural food source for sharks.

434
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,418
Depending on the subtype,
they prefer seals, fish,

435
00:24:22,501 --> 00:24:24,126
squid and even plankton.

436
00:24:25,293 --> 00:24:27,459
Don't step on that ladder.
You'll regret it.

437
00:24:28,043 --> 00:24:30,626
Ah! Wh… What's worse
than being in a shark tank?

438
00:24:31,209 --> 00:24:33,501
That's… actually a good point.

439
00:24:35,626 --> 00:24:36,626
This.

440
00:24:37,126 --> 00:24:38,001
[groans] Agh!

441
00:24:40,418 --> 00:24:41,543
[screams] Ah!

442
00:24:41,626 --> 00:24:44,084
He was right. There is something worse!

443
00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:45,959
I'm dying!

444
00:24:46,709 --> 00:24:49,418
Oh, I'm finally dying. Oh no!

445
00:24:50,543 --> 00:24:52,793
It's death! It's death!

446
00:24:52,876 --> 00:24:54,251
Oh!

447
00:24:54,334 --> 00:24:57,668
All my blood's leaving. It's all going!

448
00:24:58,334 --> 00:24:59,501
Ow!

449
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:02,751
Ah, so cold. It's…

450
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,584
Ah! Ah!

451
00:25:04,668 --> 00:25:05,918
Grandma!

452
00:25:09,168 --> 00:25:10,084
Ah!

453
00:25:11,251 --> 00:25:12,168
Oh!

454
00:25:15,793 --> 00:25:17,793
[elevator music playing]