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‎好了，來吧

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‎滾開

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‎好，三，四…

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‎祝妳生日快樂！

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‎祝妳生日快樂！

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‎她還活着嗎？

7
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‎亞歷珊卓，醒醒

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‎她醒了，再唱一次生日歌

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‎甜蜜16歲生日快樂，親愛的

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‎我的禮物呢？

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‎妳，快把禮物拿來

12
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‎這是甚麼？

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‎我的公主，這頂寶冠可是600多年前

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‎英國女王戴過的呢，不錯吧？

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‎我才不稀罕老古董，下一個

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‎這是在開玩笑嗎？

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‎根本就不合身

18
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‎也許只是尚未合身

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‎（左 右）

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‎（嘴唇）

21
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‎-看吧！
‎-莫非這就是我所想的？

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‎沒錯

23
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‎這些世界頂尖的醫生
‎就是妳的生日禮物

24
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‎他們會為妳打造16歲青春少艾

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‎夢寐以求的巨奶和豐唇

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‎謝謝你，爸爸

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‎這一定會是史上最棒的16歲生日派對

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‎現在我們可以一起拍性感全家福了

29
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‎我會教妳如何拱背顯臀

30
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‎喂，一、二、三，我們開始吧，查理

31
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‎你也知道我討厭老古董
‎況且，他們到底以為自己是誰？

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‎好，今晚

33
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‎對，非法

34
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‎非常重要，大筆交易

35
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‎到處都是探員
‎是的，芭蕊女士，沒錯

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‎（《遊戲》）

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‎劇名：衰尾船長

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‎好，我想我明白你的意思了

39
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‎但可否請你重複一下
‎任務重要性的部分？

40
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‎-因為你那邊的訊號斷斷續續
‎-我做了筆記

41
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‎-我們可以晚點再談
‎-不

42
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‎我要說得清清楚楚

43
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‎這是我們數年來風險最大的一項任務

44
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‎但它的回報豐厚

45
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‎很好，這部分我剛才聽到了，請繼續

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‎這位俄羅斯寡頭政治家
‎受到警方全天候監視

47
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‎我們只能把握機會混入他舉辦的派對

48
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‎將放射性貨物送達

49
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‎簡直就像007占士邦電影

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‎太棒了

51
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‎甚麼？

52
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‎007占士邦，你知道吧？
‎或者說那種電影

53
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‎很酷

54
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‎占士邦？

55
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‎從來沒聽說過

56
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‎你沒看過占士邦電影？

57
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‎沒有

58
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‎占士邦是位特工
‎片中的女子美豔非凡

59
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‎尼可，這可是現實生活

60
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‎不是甚麼系列電影
‎你以為甚麼事都可以當兒戲嗎？

61
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‎不，我只是藉由它表達任務有多酷

62
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‎這項任務很了不起

63
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‎所以我才提到他
‎因為這是個很酷的計劃

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‎我沒有惡意

65
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‎-此次任務不允許失敗
‎-當然，泰倫先生

66
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‎你們要知道

67
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‎我正在籌建一個鯊魚池
‎以防你們辜負我的期望

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‎鯊魚池？

69
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‎這是我的原創，沒有參考任何電影

70
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‎雖然做得有些過頭，但我向你們保證

71
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‎它可以在我們的組織上下
‎傳達有力的訊息

72
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‎請把我的話傳開去

73
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‎或者在網上發篇文章

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‎這的確傳達了有力的訊息，先生

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‎激勵大家竭盡全力
‎確保一切順利進行

76
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‎莉莎，妳是這次行動的主導

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‎妳必須親自送交放射物

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‎-我為甚麼…
‎-再見

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‎先生？

80
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‎鯊魚池

81
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‎是啊

82
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‎好酷

83
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‎各位進展如何？

84
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‎等我們拿到放射物
‎就應該一切就緒了

85
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‎很好，真是太好了

86
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‎是啊，對你來說很棒

87
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‎對世界上相當一部分人來說就不然了

88
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‎但對我和我的家人來說很棒
‎我可是把家庭放在第一位的

89
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‎你不把家人放在第一位嗎？

90
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‎家庭是很重要，不過還是那句話

91
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‎對地球上三分之一的人來說就不好了

92
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‎我真的不喜歡這種消極的態度

93
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‎你的團隊精神在哪裏？

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‎抱歉

95
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‎只是我就海平面上升進行了模擬

96
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‎結果有點嚇我一跳

97
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‎嚇到是你自己的事

98
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‎這個計劃重點
‎是我和我家人的經濟前景

99
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‎我可用不着隨便哪個科學家
‎一抓到機會就引起我的罪惡感

100
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‎抱歉，先生

101
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‎好的，理論上這個方法很簡單

102
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‎我們攜帶兩個相同的手提箱

103
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‎法勒手持真箱，直到我們安全入內

104
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‎尼可保管另一個，然後我們交換送達

105
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‎-所有的風險都由他承擔，輕輕鬆鬆
‎-聽起來不錯

106
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‎尼可，你假扮服務生
‎這樣就可以輕鬆混入

107
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‎-我能假扮別的嗎？
‎-甚麼意思？

108
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‎除了服務生以外的角色？
‎感覺有點老套，無意冒犯

109
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‎好吧，你有甚麼建議？

110
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‎酷一點的，可以嗎？

111
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‎比如21點莊荷之類的，直升機技師

112
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‎或許戴着眼罩，叼根雪茄之類的

113
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‎服務生可以在屋內自由移動

114
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‎技師根本進不去
‎因為他應該待在機庫

115
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‎對，除非他將工具忘在屋子裏

116
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‎那主廚如何
‎像哥頓霖士那樣張揚跋扈

117
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‎在廚房裏興風作浪，那樣也很酷

118
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‎-你就假扮服務生
‎-好吧

119
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‎佩德羅，我需要你帶着狙擊步槍
‎在屋外待命，你來做我的耳目

120
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‎萬一出了甚麼事，就為我開路
‎我可不想葬身鯊魚池

121
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‎那法勒船長呢？

122
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‎當然，在最壞的情況下
‎他就是連帶損害

123
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‎-真的嗎？泰倫先生這麼說？
‎-對

124
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‎我還沒為此做好心理準備呢

125
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‎我知道，我一點也不喜歡這樣

126
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‎但他真的開始討人喜歡
‎但你也知道這是怎麼回事

127
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‎我們不能對船長動感情，所以…

128
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‎我知道

129
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‎嗨，船長

130
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‎你在這裏做甚麼？

131
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‎你嚇到我了

132
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‎我的朋友
‎你受邀參加一場精彩絕倫的派對

133
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‎-是嗎？
‎-是佩特羅波潘杰洛夫送來的

134
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‎他是一位俄羅斯慈善家
‎這條船的朋友，一個厲害的傢伙

135
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‎好，我們來看看

136
00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:10,043
‎“親愛的法勒船長，我十分榮幸

137
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‎邀請你本週六蒞臨
‎位於摩納哥的波潘杰洛夫府

138
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‎共同慶祝小女16歲生日”

139
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‎嘩

140
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‎先給我幾秒鐘，我有點受寵若驚

141
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‎你沒事吧，船長？

142
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‎是啊，只是…

143
00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,209
‎這是我第一次收到個人邀請

144
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‎我真的…很珍視，也很感動

145
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‎恭喜你

146
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‎好了，我該送他女兒些甚麼？
‎芭比娃娃現在還流行嗎？

147
00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:47,543
‎她們現在還玩這種東西嗎？
‎要不然，或者送彩色小馬？

148
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‎哦，愛心熊也很棒，對吧？

149
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‎別擔心，船長，我們幫你搞定了

150
00:09:53,918 --> 00:09:56,043
‎還有泰倫先生的指示

151
00:09:57,709 --> 00:09:58,959
‎你好，泰倫先生

152
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‎親愛的喬納森
‎這是你和船組送給東道主的禮物

153
00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,918
‎請在卡片上簽署全名

154
00:10:06,001 --> 00:10:09,084
‎親自將禮物箱帶到派對上

155
00:10:09,168 --> 00:10:11,709
‎如果有人問起，就說手提箱歸你所有

156
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:14,251
‎不管發生甚麼事，都不要打開它

157
00:10:14,334 --> 00:10:17,251
‎我相信你，孩子，祝你好運

158
00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:20,084
‎謝謝你，先生，你今天還好嗎？

159
00:10:21,126 --> 00:10:22,418
‎大概很忙

160
00:10:24,126 --> 00:10:26,543
‎他的訊息還真明確

161
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:30,084
‎這大概就是歐洲的送禮傳統
‎他們這邊不一樣

162
00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:32,668
‎但如果你想的話，現在可以打開看看

163
00:10:32,751 --> 00:10:37,543
‎嘩，這是我見過最美的陰莖環

164
00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:39,751
‎這是指環

165
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:41,001
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

166
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‎環更小

167
00:10:43,126 --> 00:10:46,376
‎但我們還是把箱子合上
‎直到佩特羅的女兒收到再打開

168
00:10:46,459 --> 00:10:48,251
‎這是出於對泰倫先生的尊重

169
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‎完全同意，我絕對支持尊重

170
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‎那我就把它交給樓下行李處的蒂米

171
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‎-好
‎-你出發參加派對時去拿吧

172
00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,918
‎-就當是額外服務
‎-太好了

173
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‎我很高興妳主動提出和我一起去

174
00:11:13,834 --> 00:11:16,501
‎我誰也不認識，不想一個人去

175
00:11:17,418 --> 00:11:20,751
‎我絕對不會錯過的，就當是約會吧

176
00:11:21,459 --> 00:11:24,584
‎真的嗎？妳和我之間的約會？

177
00:11:24,668 --> 00:11:25,501
‎那種約會？

178
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‎對，不，當然，約會

179
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‎你和我之間的約會
‎總之，我們去拿禮物吧

180
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‎你好，法勒船長，我是蒂米

181
00:11:37,084 --> 00:11:38,334
‎你好，我…

182
00:11:38,418 --> 00:11:40,834
‎我有見過你嗎？嗯？

183
00:11:40,918 --> 00:11:45,793
‎是啊，我一直待在這裏
‎沒甚麼機會和大家交流

184
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‎我的具體工作是確保讓大家拿對行李

185
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‎行李箱、手提箱，應有盡有

186
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‎我要確保不會搞錯
‎例如，手提箱看起來都很類似

187
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‎類似這種事情，知道嗎？
‎好了，這個是你的

188
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‎-謝謝你，蒂米
‎-對，我很確定我拿對了

189
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‎太好了

190
00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:10,834
‎這裏責任重大，但我喜歡我的工作

191
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:12,668
‎那就好

192
00:12:12,751 --> 00:12:15,793
‎很高興認識你
‎你知道嗎？我百分百確定

193
00:12:15,876 --> 00:12:20,418
‎抱着這種積極態度
‎你一定會長命百歲，飛黃騰達

194
00:12:37,084 --> 00:12:40,251
‎瘦小男人和美得過分的女友
‎外加手提箱

195
00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:41,501
‎可能就是他

196
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:44,418
‎報告情況，佩德羅

197
00:12:44,501 --> 00:12:46,043
‎看起來不錯，我看到妳了

198
00:12:46,543 --> 00:12:47,834
‎尼可？

199
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:49,876
‎我在裏面

200
00:12:49,959 --> 00:12:52,918
‎國際刑警組織的朋友
‎在妳的三點鐘方向

201
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:05,376
‎歐洲人為孩子慶生的方式
‎還真是截然不同

202
00:13:05,459 --> 00:13:06,334
‎我想是吧

203
00:13:08,459 --> 00:13:09,876
‎妳覺得他們彼此相愛嗎？

204
00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:15,334
‎妳認為那是真愛還只是逢場作戲？

205
00:13:17,418 --> 00:13:19,001
‎我去幫妳拿點喝的

206
00:13:19,626 --> 00:13:21,834
‎不用了，真的

207
00:13:21,918 --> 00:13:24,793
‎拜託，妳是我今晚的約會對象

208
00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:34,751
‎打擾一下，小姐

209
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:39,209
‎我在學校學過法語，終於派上用場了

210
00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:41,834
‎你好

211
00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:44,251
‎非常感謝，夫人

212
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:47,834
‎長棍麵包

213
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,834
‎太棒了

214
00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:55,668
‎當法國人說話時
‎一切聽起來都像詩一樣

215
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,709
‎法語真是愛的語言

216
00:14:04,959 --> 00:14:06,543
‎國際刑警進入建築物

217
00:14:06,626 --> 00:14:08,168
‎是時候交換了

218
00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,668
‎妳的耳朵也會痛嗎？

219
00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:11,418
‎這裏很吵

220
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:14,418
‎但這是我第一次參加派對
‎所以我儘量屏蔽噪音

221
00:14:14,501 --> 00:14:16,001
‎享受體驗

222
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:21,376
‎知道嗎？我感覺很冷，我要你抱着我

223
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,418
‎我真的可以抱妳嗎？

224
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,918
‎真的，傻瓜，你是我的約會對象

225
00:14:27,001 --> 00:14:29,418
‎把手提箱放下，抱着我

226
00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:31,043
‎好

227
00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:33,459
‎等等

228
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:37,459
‎我可以順便吻妳一下嗎？

229
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:39,668
‎還是這樣太得寸進尺了？

230
00:14:39,751 --> 00:14:44,293
‎你當然可以吻我，喬納森
‎我一直在等你開口

231
00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:51,626
‎閉上眼睛，睜眼接吻很嚇人

232
00:14:52,668 --> 00:14:53,793
‎好吧

233
00:14:53,876 --> 00:14:56,043
‎國際刑警會在30秒內抵達妳所在位置

234
00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:57,501
‎馬上交換，莉莎

235
00:15:01,418 --> 00:15:05,084
‎我覺得法式熱吻對我來說輕而易舉

236
00:15:05,168 --> 00:15:06,418
‎對，很棒

237
00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:10,293
‎對，訣竅是儘可能快速轉動舌頭

238
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,334
‎-轉啊轉
‎-這就是訣竅

239
00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:15,793
‎立刻交換，莉莎

240
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:23,334
‎對，儘量旋轉，這就是我的秘方醬汁

241
00:15:23,418 --> 00:15:25,126
‎對，很多醬汁

242
00:15:33,543 --> 00:15:38,501
‎這次接吻體驗令我頭暈目眩呢

243
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:42,001
‎妳想出去透透氣嗎？

244
00:15:42,084 --> 00:15:43,793
‎我要去一下洗手間

245
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:47,626
‎不知道是接吻太興奮還是尿急

246
00:15:48,168 --> 00:15:50,793
‎好，我在外面等妳

247
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:04,001
‎（《遊戲》）

248
00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:21,043
‎先生

249
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,793
‎派對很精彩，波潘杰洛夫先生

250
00:16:27,293 --> 00:16:31,501
‎恭賀令千金生日
‎泰倫先生向你致以最誠摯的問候

251
00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,668
‎非常感謝

252
00:16:35,168 --> 00:16:36,751
‎（甜蜜16歲生日快樂）

253
00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:40,501
‎等等，先生

254
00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:54,959
‎你們好，派對很精彩吧？

255
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,334
‎對，很精彩

256
00:16:56,418 --> 00:17:00,126
‎你為甚麼緊抓着那個手提箱

257
00:17:00,209 --> 00:17:02,084
‎就好像置身沉船而懷抱嬰兒？

258
00:17:05,584 --> 00:17:06,793
‎有人搞砸了

259
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,876
‎找到喬納森
‎否則我們會葬身他媽的鯊魚池

260
00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:14,751
‎是我老闆叫我這麼做的

261
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:19,334
‎我要與它寸步不離
‎任何人都不可以打開

262
00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:23,126
‎好，請跟我們來，我們是警察

263
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:26,459
‎甚麼？我做錯甚麼事了嗎？
‎難道我沒有遵守禮儀？

264
00:17:26,543 --> 00:17:30,001
‎這種寡頭政治加派對我還是初來乍到

265
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:38,959
‎我看到妳了，他們在妳左側

266
00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,626
‎好，佩德羅，等待接吻信號

267
00:17:41,709 --> 00:17:43,959
‎尼可，準備交換和清場

268
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,668
‎好了，打開吧，皮諾丘

269
00:17:45,751 --> 00:17:48,418
‎你怎麼知道我爸媽給我起的昵稱？

270
00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:50,376
‎馬上打開

271
00:17:50,459 --> 00:17:54,501
‎不，這不是給你的，我有嚴命在身

272
00:17:54,584 --> 00:17:56,334
‎-我才不管…
‎-哦！喬納森！

273
00:17:57,168 --> 00:17:59,793
‎嗨，莉莎，我正想努力跟這些人解釋

274
00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:02,001
‎這份禮物無人能動

275
00:18:02,084 --> 00:18:03,334
‎你真是的

276
00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:06,543
‎放下那個討厭的手提箱，再吻我一次

277
00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:09,334
‎我還沒嚐夠你那靈活嚅動的舌頭

278
00:18:12,501 --> 00:18:13,418
‎閉上眼睛

279
00:18:18,584 --> 00:18:19,543
‎好浪漫

280
00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:22,251
‎就像他們在放煙火慶祝我們的吻

281
00:18:23,126 --> 00:18:26,168
‎只是沒有富娛樂性的美感

282
00:18:27,334 --> 00:18:30,418
‎我們去找個可以做愛的地方吧

283
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:34,209
‎真的嗎？好啊，我完全支持

284
00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:39,376
‎妳有吃避孕藥嗎？還是我來戴套？

285
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:41,418
‎-甚麼…
‎-知道嗎？

286
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:45,293
‎可以幫我們弄點精緻的雞尾酒嗎？

287
00:18:45,376 --> 00:18:49,043
‎我好像在地下室看到了一個
‎波利尼西亞風酒吧，我要再去洗手間

288
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:51,001
‎然後才能深入彼此體內

289
00:18:51,084 --> 00:18:53,293
‎糟糕，我忘了禮物

290
00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:56,459
‎好，你去拿吧，一會樓下見

291
00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:57,668
‎好主意

292
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,459
‎抱歉，小小意外

293
00:19:19,543 --> 00:19:23,043
‎一點點而已，不值一提

294
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,376
‎我完全理解

295
00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:28,418
‎有時候最狡詐的計劃也會有漏洞

296
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,459
‎我相信泰倫先生
‎一定想徹底了解這件事

297
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:34,334
‎難說，他和你一樣貴人事忙

298
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:38,751
‎我們還是不要用瑣事煩他了

299
00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:42,043
‎也許我會告訴他，也許不會

300
00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:43,001
‎再說吧

301
00:19:47,251 --> 00:19:48,168
‎好了

302
00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:54,501
‎好

303
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:56,293
‎零錢

304
00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:03,334
‎因為我太有錢了

305
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:08,334
‎-真不錯
‎-對，我很幸運

306
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,751
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

307
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,043
‎我想買甚麼都可以

308
00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:17,501
‎隨意出入高檔餐廳
‎完全不用擔心價錢

309
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:20,543
‎最貴的料理？沒問題

310
00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:22,334
‎好吧

311
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:34,126
‎我可以輕鬆買下
‎1000條牛仔褲、5000件毛衣

312
00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:40,168
‎-好多牛仔褲呢
‎-對，10萬個漢堡

313
00:20:40,251 --> 00:20:46,293
‎吃掉一個，把另外99,999個扔掉

314
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:47,418
‎對我只是九牛一毛

315
00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:51,334
‎那就是我的人生
‎這就是我在這裏的生活

316
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:55,959
‎真不錯，先生，你顯然非常富有

317
00:20:56,043 --> 00:21:00,501
‎非常非常有錢，但我一直保持謙卑

318
00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:05,126
‎我沒有忘本，這對我很重要

319
00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:06,043
‎太好了

320
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:16,001
‎多虧了這筆交易，這只是個開始

321
00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,376
‎我說的是統治世界

322
00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:22,084
‎所有其他寡頭和大亨都會向我低頭

323
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:24,834
‎好了

324
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:28,584
‎很高興與你做生意，波潘杰洛夫先生

325
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:39,293
‎請記住，對那次小小的意外
‎泰倫先生沒甚麼興趣

326
00:21:39,376 --> 00:21:40,334
‎他是個大忙人

327
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:43,293
‎好吧，好好享受派對

328
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,584
‎妳總算來了，這是給妳的

329
00:21:55,084 --> 00:21:56,168
‎謝謝

330
00:21:56,251 --> 00:21:57,543
‎很口渴，是吧？

331
00:21:58,376 --> 00:22:01,668
‎好了，我們把禮物交給壽星女
‎然後就走人

332
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:04,751
‎我還期待着我們能有時間

333
00:22:04,834 --> 00:22:07,668
‎如妳之前所說一起交歡呢

334
00:22:07,751 --> 00:22:09,209
‎-沒時間了
‎-好吧…

335
00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:11,876
‎老實說，我覺得那倒是個好主意

336
00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:15,209
‎是個很棒的…倡議

337
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:17,668
‎-生日快樂，小姐！
‎-走吧

338
00:22:19,084 --> 00:22:21,709
‎不過，慢慢來是明智之舉

339
00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:23,293
‎這招不錯，好吧

340
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:27,959
‎對，現在的重點是我們正式穩定交往

341
00:22:28,043 --> 00:22:34,168
‎對，等到雙方覺得合適時再發生關係

342
00:23:03,543 --> 00:23:05,043
‎哎呀呀

343
00:23:05,126 --> 00:23:09,543
‎我本來還希望我的小鯊魚池
‎不會這麼快就派上用場呢

344
00:23:09,626 --> 00:23:12,293
‎先生，行動很成功

345
00:23:12,376 --> 00:23:14,376
‎我們拿到了錢，也沒有留下後患

346
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:16,751
‎我們不能犯錯

347
00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:20,668
‎波潘杰洛夫先生來電話，他很是不滿

348
00:23:20,751 --> 00:23:23,959
‎是嗎？可是，先生，那只是小事

349
00:23:24,043 --> 00:23:26,209
‎好嗎？沒有造成任何損害

350
00:23:26,293 --> 00:23:29,418
‎是的，拜託了，泰倫先生
‎我們不該遭受如此對待

351
00:23:29,501 --> 00:23:30,709
‎你們活該

352
00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:33,043
‎-不，先生，不是我們所有人
‎-拜託，先生…

353
00:23:33,126 --> 00:23:35,293
‎趕快做臨終禱告吧

354
00:23:35,793 --> 00:23:38,126
‎三、二、一

355
00:23:41,543 --> 00:23:46,126
‎那顯然是他的錯，這是他應得的下場

356
00:23:49,876 --> 00:23:53,543
‎而且，牠們很快就會大快朵頤了

357
00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:59,918
‎牠們應該攻擊他
‎牠們為甚麼不攻擊他？

358
00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:01,126
‎（《鯊魚池使用手冊》）

359
00:24:02,126 --> 00:24:04,084
‎請開始四處潑水

360
00:24:05,251 --> 00:24:10,709
‎我覺得牠們很喜歡潑水
‎也許這樣牠們會把他當獵物？

361
00:24:10,793 --> 00:24:14,293
‎請你作掙扎狀

362
00:24:16,084 --> 00:24:19,709
‎有趣的是，泰倫先生
‎人類並非鯊魚的天然食物來源

363
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:22,418
‎根據不同亞型，有的更喜歡海豹、魚

364
00:24:22,501 --> 00:24:24,126
‎魷魚，甚至浮游生物

365
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:27,459
‎別踩在梯子上，你會後悔的

366
00:24:28,626 --> 00:24:30,626
‎還有甚麼比置身鯊魚池裏更糟？

367
00:24:31,209 --> 00:24:33,418
‎這話有道理

368
00:24:35,626 --> 00:24:36,626
‎這樣

369
00:24:41,668 --> 00:24:44,084
‎他說得對，還有更糟的處境

370
00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:45,959
‎我快死了

371
00:24:46,959 --> 00:24:49,418
‎我終於要死了，糟糕

372
00:24:50,543 --> 00:24:52,793
‎是死亡

373
00:24:54,334 --> 00:24:57,668
‎我的血快流乾了，全都沒有了

374
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:02,751
‎好冷…

375
00:25:04,668 --> 00:25:05,918
‎外婆！

376
00:25:52,793 --> 00:25:55,709
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