1
00:00:14,418 --> 00:00:16,834
Ease up to about six degrees
on your starboard engine.

2
00:00:17,334 --> 00:00:18,293
[radio] Roger that.

3
00:00:18,793 --> 00:00:21,876
Looking good. Two-hundred forty-four
over the ground here.

4
00:00:22,501 --> 00:00:23,334
Muy bien.

5
00:00:24,251 --> 00:00:26,043
-[loud crash]
-[all screaming]

6
00:00:33,126 --> 00:00:35,751
Go ahead and shut down engines
and prepare to dock.

7
00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:37,459
Good work, guys. Over and out.

8
00:00:37,543 --> 00:00:39,084
-[sighs]
-Great job, Captain.

9
00:00:39,168 --> 00:00:41,584
Yeah. Startin' to get the hang of it.

10
00:00:41,668 --> 00:00:43,834
[chuckles] Not to toot my own horn
or anything.

11
00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:46,709
I'll get the crew working
on the repainting and repairs.

12
00:00:46,793 --> 00:00:48,709
It'll be fixed in no time. Three days max.

13
00:00:48,793 --> 00:00:51,751
Great! What a team we are. [chuckles]

14
00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,918
A well-oiled machinery.

15
00:00:54,626 --> 00:00:56,834
[frantic string music playing]

16
00:01:04,751 --> 00:01:05,668
[sniffs]

17
00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:08,959
Hey, have a great vacation!

18
00:01:10,043 --> 00:01:12,668
[whistling badly]

19
00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:14,751
[blows raspberry]

20
00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:25,459
Hey, Captain!

21
00:01:25,543 --> 00:01:29,584
Wild guess. You are a flower girl, right?

22
00:01:29,668 --> 00:01:31,751
[chuckles] Yeah…

23
00:01:31,834 --> 00:01:33,543
Flowers look good.

24
00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:37,293
You have some colors there
and everything. So pretty. [chuckles]

25
00:01:37,376 --> 00:01:38,709
I just knew it. [sighs]

26
00:01:38,793 --> 00:01:41,084
-So are you ready?
-Yeah.

27
00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:43,751
It's cool that you were so eager
to come along and meet my family.

28
00:01:43,834 --> 00:01:45,918
I… A bit surprising, to be honest.

29
00:01:46,001 --> 00:01:49,001
I guess I just wanted to go
on a small adventure with you.

30
00:01:49,084 --> 00:01:52,668
And I have a tiny personal thing
to attend to in Monaco on the way,

31
00:01:52,751 --> 00:01:56,668
so I guess it's a "two birds
with one stone" kind of thing.

32
00:01:56,751 --> 00:01:58,584
Great, that's just great.

33
00:01:58,668 --> 00:02:01,709
Uh, Monaco is not really
on the way though.

34
00:02:01,793 --> 00:02:04,793
Oh, it's not much of a detour,
and it won't take long,

35
00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:08,876
but it has to be our little secret
that we're going back there. Okay?

36
00:02:08,959 --> 00:02:11,876
You can keep a secret now,
can't you, sweetie?

37
00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:15,709
[chuckles childishly]
Yes. Yes, of course. My lips are sealed.

38
00:02:18,918 --> 00:02:21,584
[mellow music playing]

39
00:02:25,668 --> 00:02:27,209
[sighs]

40
00:02:27,293 --> 00:02:28,834
What a view.

41
00:02:28,918 --> 00:02:31,001
-[gulls cawing]
-[Jonathan] Wow. Views are cool.

42
00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,251
[Liza] Mmm.

43
00:02:32,334 --> 00:02:34,834
I'm just going to change
into something more comfortable.

44
00:02:34,918 --> 00:02:36,709
Ooh, that sounds perfect. Me too.

45
00:02:42,126 --> 00:02:44,001
Oh! Oh, oh.

46
00:02:44,084 --> 00:02:45,959
I just have to run a little errand.

47
00:02:46,043 --> 00:02:48,376
Ya… Uh, well,
I'll come with you, of course.

48
00:02:48,459 --> 00:02:49,876
Oh. No, it's… it's personal.

49
00:02:49,959 --> 00:02:54,459
Oh, perfect. I really wanna do
personal stuff with you. [chuckles]

50
00:02:54,543 --> 00:02:56,293
Okay, look, Jonathan.

51
00:02:56,376 --> 00:02:59,709
[sighs] If this is going to work,
we can't smother each other. Okay?

52
00:02:59,793 --> 00:03:01,876
It's so important
that we give each other space.

53
00:03:01,959 --> 00:03:07,251
Yes. Yes. Giving each other space
in a relationship is so healthy.

54
00:03:07,334 --> 00:03:10,626
And I've… I've read that.
It's a rookie mistake. I'm… I'm sorry.

55
00:03:10,709 --> 00:03:13,876
No. Great. I'll be right back. See you.

56
00:03:13,959 --> 00:03:16,084
Okay. Yeah. See ya. Cool. Very cool.

57
00:03:16,168 --> 00:03:17,168
[door closes]

58
00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:22,584
[ominous music playing]

59
00:03:26,876 --> 00:03:28,209
-[gasps]
-[silenced gunshots]

60
00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,584
[news jingle playing]

61
00:03:39,501 --> 00:03:41,376
[newsreader] A high-profile
Russian oligarch…

62
00:03:41,459 --> 00:03:42,918
-Liza. Liza!
-Mmm.

63
00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:47,251
Guess who's on the news.
It's that oligarch. Someone killed him!

64
00:03:47,334 --> 00:03:48,418
-Really?
-Yeah.

65
00:03:48,501 --> 00:03:50,168
Looks pretty horrible.

66
00:03:50,251 --> 00:03:56,084
Someone forced a very dangerous
radioactive thing up his rectum.

67
00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:59,293
So no more party invites there, I guess.

68
00:03:59,376 --> 00:04:00,293
Probably not.

69
00:04:00,793 --> 00:04:03,126
Why would anyone do something like that?

70
00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:05,709
[yawns] I wouldn't know, Jonathan.

71
00:04:05,793 --> 00:04:09,293
Maybe he ratted someone out.
Snitches get stitches, you know.

72
00:04:09,793 --> 00:04:11,709
No, I did not know that.

73
00:04:19,668 --> 00:04:21,209
Oh. That is probably us.

74
00:04:22,209 --> 00:04:24,501
Yeah. Yeah. You're probably right.

75
00:04:28,959 --> 00:04:31,126
-[sighs]
-[repeatedly locking and unlocking]

76
00:04:31,209 --> 00:04:34,251
Is anything wrong?
You seem a little stressed.

77
00:04:34,334 --> 00:04:37,376
Oh, I just don't really know
what to expect when we get there.

78
00:04:37,459 --> 00:04:39,293
My parents seem real proud of me now,

79
00:04:39,376 --> 00:04:41,626
but… but you never…
you never really know with them.

80
00:04:41,709 --> 00:04:42,918
-No?
-No.

81
00:04:43,001 --> 00:04:45,834
There have just been so many mind games
growing up, though,

82
00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:49,376
so you can never know what to expect.
They always keep you guessing.

83
00:04:49,459 --> 00:04:51,168
[chuckles] Keep you on your toes,

84
00:04:51,251 --> 00:04:53,168
so, uh… so that… that's good.

85
00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:54,293
Oh. Okay.

86
00:04:54,376 --> 00:04:55,376
[exhales, chuckles]

87
00:04:55,459 --> 00:04:59,584
Look. Guess it's just a sign
of the normal fright you have

88
00:04:59,668 --> 00:05:01,584
before meeting up
with your closest family.

89
00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,459
Yeah, that doesn't seem very normal.

90
00:05:03,543 --> 00:05:07,959
Ah, well, it is. It's just the way
that, uh… nature plays out.

91
00:05:08,043 --> 00:05:09,626
I don't follow you here, Jonathan.

92
00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:12,793
You know, in… in the chicken coop,
there is always one chick

93
00:05:12,876 --> 00:05:17,126
that the other chickens gang up on
and just peck on constantly,

94
00:05:17,209 --> 00:05:21,459
and it may be because it's the smallest
or weakest or just bad luck or whatever,

95
00:05:21,543 --> 00:05:26,918
but, uh, in my family, uh, or coop,
that has always been me.

96
00:05:27,001 --> 00:05:28,209
That sounds horrible.

97
00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:30,293
No. Well, the pecking
has only been verbal,

98
00:05:30,376 --> 00:05:32,793
So it hasn't hurt me on the outside,

99
00:05:32,876 --> 00:05:36,459
so the outside is perfectly fine,
so, uh… that is good.

100
00:05:36,543 --> 00:05:38,709
-Is it?
-Yeah. Yeah, it is.

101
00:05:38,793 --> 00:05:40,334
It's all good. Yeah…

102
00:05:46,668 --> 00:05:48,751
[doorbell chimes]

103
00:05:48,834 --> 00:05:52,293
Oh, I have strict orders
of always ringing the doorbell.

104
00:05:52,376 --> 00:05:54,876
"Only bums barge into a house."

105
00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:56,918
-[chuckles]
-Even your own house?

106
00:05:57,001 --> 00:05:59,918
Oh yeah, especially your own house,
Mom and Dad always say.

107
00:06:01,084 --> 00:06:03,959
Jonathan, my dear. How nice to see you!

108
00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:07,834
Oh! How are you, Consuela?
I've missed you so much.

109
00:06:07,918 --> 00:06:11,001
Oh, and I have missed you, Johnny.

110
00:06:11,084 --> 00:06:13,709
And who is this lovely lady?

111
00:06:13,793 --> 00:06:17,793
I'm Liza.
Jonathan's colleague and girlfriend.

112
00:06:17,876 --> 00:06:20,626
Oh! You two look so sweet together.

113
00:06:20,709 --> 00:06:22,709
Oh. Thank you. [chuckles]

114
00:06:22,793 --> 00:06:24,543
Are… Are my parents in?

115
00:06:24,626 --> 00:06:27,376
Yes, yes. Please, come in.
They are in the garden.

116
00:06:33,084 --> 00:06:35,959
Mr. and Mrs. Fall, Jonathan is home!

117
00:06:36,043 --> 00:06:38,459
Jonathan, my baby boy.

118
00:06:38,543 --> 00:06:42,418
So glad to have you home in that uniform.

119
00:06:42,501 --> 00:06:45,918
-Oh, we have started to hug, right?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

120
00:06:46,001 --> 00:06:48,084
Come here and hug your mother.

121
00:06:48,168 --> 00:06:51,876
A real warm, normal hug.

122
00:06:53,876 --> 00:06:57,626
-Wow, that feels good.
-Enough of that. Come here, you.

123
00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,459
Ah, feels… feels good. Yeah. So natural.

124
00:07:01,543 --> 00:07:05,543
Well, well, well.
If it isn't Mr. Backstabber

125
00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,793
who won't help his only brother get a job.

126
00:07:07,876 --> 00:07:11,168
-What?
-Why have to shove the uniform in my face?

127
00:07:11,251 --> 00:07:13,376
You know how fragile I am
after they let me go.

128
00:07:13,459 --> 00:07:15,584
Well, I'm sorry you lost your job,

129
00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:18,626
but I mean no disrespect
by wearing a uniform.

130
00:07:18,709 --> 00:07:23,168
Yeah, right! Oh, that hurts, man.
You hurt me with your actions.

131
00:07:23,251 --> 00:07:27,376
No shame. No class.
It's always "me, me, me, me--"

132
00:07:27,459 --> 00:07:29,084
-Shut it, Tanner!
-Yeah, zip it!

133
00:07:29,168 --> 00:07:31,918
And who is this?
Can we help you? Are you lost, miss?

134
00:07:32,001 --> 00:07:34,084
Oh. Uh, this is Liza.

135
00:07:34,168 --> 00:07:36,709
My, uh… girlfriend.

136
00:07:36,793 --> 00:07:38,793
Mm. Um…

137
00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:41,418
Oh! Nice to meet you, uh, Liza.

138
00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:44,251
-Nice to meet you guys too.
-But what do you really mean?

139
00:07:44,334 --> 00:07:49,209
You… You said "girlfriend,"
but that is probably very, very wrong.

140
00:07:49,293 --> 00:07:53,626
No, no, Liza is my good colleague
and girlfriend. [chuckles]

141
00:07:53,709 --> 00:07:56,418
Oh, so she is a friend from work.

142
00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:58,543
-I get it.
-[Blake] Ah, yes.

143
00:07:58,626 --> 00:07:59,793
A female friend.

144
00:07:59,876 --> 00:08:03,751
Well, yes, you could say that,
but we are also dating.

145
00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:07,334
Come on. That is a horrendous lie,
and you know it.

146
00:08:07,418 --> 00:08:09,959
She, dare I say, is a bombshell.

147
00:08:10,043 --> 00:08:11,251
So fuckable.

148
00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:14,209
She would never be dating you
nor let you touch her,

149
00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:16,709
not in a million, bazillion years.

150
00:08:16,793 --> 00:08:18,418
He's not lying, Tanner.

151
00:08:18,501 --> 00:08:22,418
Jonathan is just confused
by the term "girlfriend"

152
00:08:22,501 --> 00:08:25,293
because he's never been close
to having one before.

153
00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:26,626
Isn't that right, Jonathan?

154
00:08:26,709 --> 00:08:30,501
You are mixing up "female friend"
with "girlfriend."

155
00:08:30,584 --> 00:08:33,376
Ha, yes, that's it, isn't it, Jonathan?

156
00:08:33,459 --> 00:08:36,168
No shame in that.
People mix up words all the time.

157
00:08:36,251 --> 00:08:37,834
-Of course.
-He's an idiot.

158
00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:40,043
[Tanner] Hmm.

159
00:08:40,126 --> 00:08:43,251
Okay, so, back up.
Let me get this straight.

160
00:08:43,334 --> 00:08:45,668
This is a Pretty Woman thing, right?

161
00:08:45,751 --> 00:08:47,043
-You're an escort?
-No.

162
00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:50,793
Dog garn it, Tanner.
I'm sorry for swearing. I'm sorry.

163
00:08:50,876 --> 00:08:54,584
I… I told you guys a hundred times now.
Liza is my girlfriend.

164
00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,793
Why is that so hard to process?

165
00:08:56,876 --> 00:09:00,084
-Of course, sweetie. We understand.
-Yeah.

166
00:09:00,168 --> 00:09:01,418
-We get it.
-We get it.

167
00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:02,959
We are hip.

168
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,168
We know the dating scene
is completely different

169
00:09:06,251 --> 00:09:07,543
from when we were young.

170
00:09:07,626 --> 00:09:10,834
Yes. Now it's all about apps,
and sending penis pics,

171
00:09:10,918 --> 00:09:13,834
and trading phone cards for sex
behind the mall and all that.

172
00:09:13,918 --> 00:09:16,834
-Mm, not really, I think.
-It is.

173
00:09:16,918 --> 00:09:19,209
God knows your father
has gone through a phase

174
00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:22,209
just like you're experiencing right now.

175
00:09:22,293 --> 00:09:26,834
Oh! Remember that time
you were "saving" that prostitute, Blake?

176
00:09:26,918 --> 00:09:29,709
-Oh, remember that? Ha!
-Yeah.

177
00:09:29,793 --> 00:09:32,043
That was priceless.

178
00:09:32,126 --> 00:09:35,668
Yeah. Cost me a fortune, and in the end,
she preferred her old life.

179
00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:38,043
She's actually still turning tricks
under the freeway.

180
00:09:38,126 --> 00:09:39,251
-Oh.
-Yeah.

181
00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:42,543
I drive by her from time to time
and wonder what could've been.

182
00:09:42,626 --> 00:09:44,084
But when I look back at it,

183
00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,876
what we had was doomed from the beginning.

184
00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:49,209
My first mistake was trusting her pimp.

185
00:09:49,293 --> 00:09:52,501
Ah, so mischievous.
Of course they were in love.

186
00:09:52,584 --> 00:09:56,001
I tried like hell
to get back into her good graces,

187
00:09:56,084 --> 00:09:58,501
but it was a beautiful love story
that was ruined.

188
00:09:58,584 --> 00:10:02,376
I was gutted by the whole goddamn thing,
and I'm still pretty pissed off about it.

189
00:10:02,459 --> 00:10:05,626
-For Christ's sake. It's heartbreaking.
-Now you're rambling, Blake.

190
00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:09,584
But the point stands.
Like father, like son.

191
00:10:09,668 --> 00:10:13,501
Okay, guys,
I am going to stop you right there.

192
00:10:13,584 --> 00:10:15,793
I am not a prostitute
that Jonathan is trying to save.

193
00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:19,168
-No, of course! No offense, Liza.
-No.

194
00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:23,376
I'm just looking out for my son!
But once bitten, twice shy, you know?

195
00:10:23,459 --> 00:10:25,709
I am an officer on the Caribbean Queen,

196
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:29,334
and I am very much in love with your son.

197
00:10:29,418 --> 00:10:31,793
He is the sweetest person I've ever met.

198
00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:36,418
AI. It's AI, right? Mm? It has to be.

199
00:10:36,501 --> 00:10:39,709
You are not a real person.
You're like an advanced RealDoll

200
00:10:39,793 --> 00:10:42,084
because, honestly… Can I say it?

201
00:10:42,168 --> 00:10:45,251
Jonathan is unlovable,
and everyone knows that.

202
00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:49,001
Stop it, Tanner!
Not everyone knows that. Shoo now!

203
00:10:49,084 --> 00:10:50,793
-Go to your hut! Away!
-[Blake] Tanner! Go!

204
00:10:50,876 --> 00:10:53,084
-Now go on! Get!
-Shoo! Go!

205
00:10:53,168 --> 00:10:54,793
Listen to your mother! Get!

206
00:10:58,043 --> 00:10:59,501
[soft piano jazz playing]

207
00:10:59,584 --> 00:11:03,626
Thank you, Consuela.
It looks fantastically refreshing.

208
00:11:03,709 --> 00:11:04,959
Cheers!

209
00:11:05,043 --> 00:11:07,668
Your father and I are so proud of you.

210
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:09,668
Mm.

211
00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:12,001
Actually, we are so proud

212
00:11:12,084 --> 00:11:15,209
that we want to take you for lunch
at the Captain's Club.

213
00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:17,668
Really? But we just had lunch.

214
00:11:17,751 --> 00:11:19,876
Don't get too caught up
in the details, Jonathan.

215
00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:22,751
Okay! That sounds great.
You up for that, Liza?

216
00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:26,918
I think I'll just unpack and relax here,
and you guys, you go have a great time.

217
00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:27,918
Oh, um…

218
00:11:28,001 --> 00:11:32,209
I… I don't need that, uh… space
you were talking about or… or anything.

219
00:11:32,293 --> 00:11:34,126
-Quite the opposite.
-[Liza chuckles]

220
00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:36,043
-No, no. You just go ahead.
-[bell rings]

221
00:11:36,126 --> 00:11:40,459
Please show Jonathan's
lovely female friend to the guest room.

222
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,584
Okay, maybe I'll just freshen up
and get changed.

223
00:11:44,668 --> 00:11:45,668
-No, no, no.
-No.

224
00:11:45,751 --> 00:11:47,626
Wear that uniform.
Do you have an ID with you?

225
00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:49,168
Uh… Yes.

226
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:51,959
Great! Great.
Be sure to bring that as well.

227
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:56,376
And if you have a stamped labor contract,
be sure to bring that along too.

228
00:11:56,459 --> 00:11:57,709
Good call, sweetheart.

229
00:12:03,334 --> 00:12:08,293
Wow, this is so nice.
A real family trip. That's a… a first.

230
00:12:08,376 --> 00:12:10,543
Don't be foolish, Jonathan, baby.

231
00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:12,876
We've been on tons of family trips.

232
00:12:12,959 --> 00:12:18,376
Oh, Grand Canyon,
Aspen, Hawaii, Costa Rica,

233
00:12:18,459 --> 00:12:21,084
India, Thailand. Well, all over.

234
00:12:21,168 --> 00:12:23,501
Yeah, with Tanner. I never went.
It was the three of you.

235
00:12:23,584 --> 00:12:24,668
Oh, but don't you remember?

236
00:12:24,751 --> 00:12:29,043
We didn't have room for both of you
in the car with luggage and everything.

237
00:12:29,126 --> 00:12:31,084
But… But you…
You flew to all those places.

238
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:35,376
Yes, but have you ever heard
of families walking to the airport, son?

239
00:12:35,459 --> 00:12:39,584
No, no. But this is my first family trip.
That… That was my point.

240
00:12:39,668 --> 00:12:42,001
-And that's not really a point.
-[Blake] Not a point.

241
00:12:42,084 --> 00:12:44,376
Because you were always with us in spirit.

242
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,084
-Mm-hmm.
-And that is what's important.

243
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:48,959
It is the thought that counts.

244
00:12:50,084 --> 00:12:51,001
Yeah.

245
00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:59,251
Oh. [exhales]

246
00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:01,459
You scared me. Can I help you?

247
00:13:01,543 --> 00:13:03,459
Maybe. Maybe.

248
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:08,918
God. You are such a classic beauty.

249
00:13:09,001 --> 00:13:12,293
With your looks,
you could easily be in a porn mag.

250
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,209
Okay.

251
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:17,626
Mmm… Private magazine probably.
You could be a Private girl.

252
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,626
Thank you, I guess,
um, but what do you want?

253
00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:24,834
Well, I couldn't stay away.
You're like a magnet for my trunk.

254
00:13:25,334 --> 00:13:26,959
-Your trunk?
-Mm-hmm.

255
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:30,001
I call my penis "the trunk"
because elephants have trunks,

256
00:13:30,084 --> 00:13:32,793
so it's an analogy or a metaphor.

257
00:13:32,876 --> 00:13:36,959
Oh. Oh, okay. So your cock has
the shape of an elephant's trunk?

258
00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:40,251
You can clutch branches
and pick up peanuts with it?

259
00:13:40,334 --> 00:13:41,459
Well, good for you.

260
00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:44,543
No, no, no. I can't do that.
I'm referring to the size.

261
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:48,084
Mm, doesn't look like it.
I don't see a six-foot penis under there.

262
00:13:48,168 --> 00:13:50,501
Oh, wouldn't you like to find out?

263
00:13:50,584 --> 00:13:53,584
[chuckles] You… shouldn't be up here.

264
00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:55,626
I know,
but I'll give you the straight talk

265
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,751
because you look
like a chick that can handle it.

266
00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:59,793
-Okay.
-Don't take this the wrong way.

267
00:13:59,876 --> 00:14:03,584
Jonathan is a nice guy and all that,
and I want the best for him. I really do.

268
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:04,543
But?

269
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:08,584
But you should ditch him right away,
and we should hook up immediately.

270
00:14:08,668 --> 00:14:10,959
Just rip off the Band-Aid
and kick him to the curb.

271
00:14:11,668 --> 00:14:14,334
-And why is that?
-Just look at me, babe.

272
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:18,668
I hate that I have to say this myself,
but I'm hot as fuck!

273
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:21,876
And I have so much more
to offer you than he has.

274
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,043
So much more.

275
00:14:23,126 --> 00:14:24,709
Really? Like what, Tanner?

276
00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:30,251
Okay, uh, well, for starters, um…
a cock that's on the north end of average.

277
00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,834
It's above average?

278
00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:35,168
Yeah, probably,
with the right measuring technique,

279
00:14:35,251 --> 00:14:37,668
and it's real smooth and beautiful too.

280
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,876
Oh-ho, it's… it's handsome.
He's a handsome devil.

281
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,043
-You're gonna love him.
-Okay.

282
00:14:42,126 --> 00:14:45,001
And what I would like to do
before Jonathan comes home

283
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,709
is give you a sample of…

284
00:14:48,251 --> 00:14:49,209
-[cracking]
-Whoa!

285
00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,126
[loud thud]

286
00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:53,584
-[Tanner groans]
-[duct tape rips]

287
00:14:54,584 --> 00:14:56,584
[continues groaning]

288
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,626
[Tanner groaning]

289
00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:12,501
Good. You're awake.

290
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:15,626
I just wanted to let you know
that I just got a text from Jonathan,

291
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:17,668
and he'll be back
in approximately two hours.

292
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,793
[screams]

293
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:22,209
I think that gives me enough time
to have you parted, wrapped up,

294
00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:24,751
and get all your limbs into this suitcase,

295
00:15:24,834 --> 00:15:27,501
and still have enough time
for a shower. Hey?

296
00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:28,751
[screams]

297
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:30,251
Do you know that with this bit,

298
00:15:30,334 --> 00:15:33,501
I can drill through your eye socket
and into the parietal lobe?

299
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,459
[screams]

300
00:15:34,543 --> 00:15:37,459
All the way in the top back of your brain.

301
00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:39,543
-[continues screaming]
-[whirring]

302
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:45,168
[Liza] Mmm.

303
00:15:45,251 --> 00:15:48,584
But since you may have
some value to Jonathan,

304
00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:50,126
I'll give you a choice.

305
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,626
There may be
a way out of this for you, Tanner.

306
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:54,709
[Tanner whimpers]

307
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,459
[ethereal orchestral music playing]

308
00:16:45,543 --> 00:16:47,668
[no audible dialogue]

309
00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:19,168
Ooh, I hate to ask,

310
00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:23,459
but, um, did you bring me there
just to get that membership back?

311
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,834
Don't be ridiculous! Oh!

312
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:30,501
We would never use you
as a ticket to memberships and status.

313
00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:33,376
-No?
-That membership doesn't mean anything.

314
00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:37,501
Besides, doesn't it feel good
to finally be of use to your family?

315
00:17:37,584 --> 00:17:39,168
After all these years?

316
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:40,626
I… I… I guess.

317
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,084
Mm. Good boy.

318
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:50,834
Jonathan!

319
00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:53,043
Oops! Hey there, Tanner.

320
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:56,584
Oh, good to see you, Jonathan.
You guys have a good time or what?

321
00:17:56,668 --> 00:17:59,001
Yeah, we sure did.

322
00:17:59,084 --> 00:18:02,876
Pretty stiff crowd. Never liked it much,
but so cool that you're back.

323
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,834
Hey, you know what I think we should do?
Hang out in the garden.

324
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,168
Just spend some quality bro time together.

325
00:18:08,251 --> 00:18:10,584
Maybe sling the old frisbee around
or somethin'.

326
00:18:10,668 --> 00:18:13,418
-Have you taken drugs again, Tanner?
-No.

327
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:16,709
-Then where is the assholery?
-Oh! [chuckles]

328
00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:20,626
That was just an act.
I was just playin' a part, silly.

329
00:18:20,709 --> 00:18:24,793
For all those years?
Wow. I call that dedication.

330
00:18:24,876 --> 00:18:28,168
Yep. Let's split from the dinosaurs.
I'll race you to the garden.

331
00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:30,793
We can use my Nerf guns.
They are state of the art.

332
00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,668
Or we could do
whatever you wanna do, Jonathan.

333
00:18:32,751 --> 00:18:34,543
-Sure!
-Tag, you're it!

334
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:36,876
-Okay!
-[both giggling]

335
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,543
[Jonathan] You're so fast!

336
00:18:38,626 --> 00:18:42,001
[both giggling]

337
00:18:44,376 --> 00:18:46,918
Oh, I see you're making yourself at home.

338
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:50,334
I see there are no pictures
of Jonathan here. Why is that?

339
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:55,251
Mm. That is because he is
our treasured secret.

340
00:18:56,293 --> 00:18:58,293
-Really?
-Uh…

341
00:18:58,376 --> 00:19:00,793
It actually has a natural explanation.

342
00:19:00,876 --> 00:19:05,543
This is a little hard for me,
but Jonathan was actually premature.

343
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:08,376
-Born way too early.
-Oh?

344
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:13,918
Yes, the doctor said all my smoking
and drinking caused it, but I don't know.

345
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:18,834
It looked like a super old
shell-less turtle had lived in my uterus

346
00:19:18,918 --> 00:19:22,501
and finally came out
to see daylight for the first time.

347
00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:24,418
-He was hideous.
-Oh, hideous.

348
00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:26,668
Like a baby Yoda minus the cuteness.

349
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,043
Oh my God.

350
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,959
-Well, I am so glad that he survived.
-Phew.

351
00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:33,543
How premature,
if you don't mind me asking?

352
00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:37,584
Almost two weeks.
Eight days to be precise.

353
00:19:37,668 --> 00:19:38,668
Yep.

354
00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:40,834
I don't think that qualifies
as being premature.

355
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:45,001
Oh yes, it does.
It was a real scare for us.

356
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:50,001
So, in case he didn't make it, we decided
not to get too attached to Jonathan.

357
00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:52,043
We had to save ourselves
from potential grief.

358
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:55,293
We had "Conthuela" breastfeed him
and everything,

359
00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:57,418
to weaken the bond between mother and son.

360
00:19:57,501 --> 00:20:00,209
Wow, that is horrible.

361
00:20:00,293 --> 00:20:01,293
Yes, indeed.

362
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:04,543
Yup. It was tough.
Anyway, to make a long story short,

363
00:20:04,626 --> 00:20:09,626
we put all our eggs into one basket
and went all in with Tanner.

364
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,459
-We invested all our emotions in him.
-[Blake] Mm-hmm.

365
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:14,293
-[Alexis] Didn't we, darling?
-[Blake] We did.

366
00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:15,543
[Alexis] Yes, we did.

367
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:19,334
-[Jonathan] Tanner, are you ready?
-[Tanner] Mmm!

368
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:23,793
-Wow! Wow.
-[chuckles]

369
00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:26,709
That was the best "the nail"
I've ever seen.

370
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,668
There wa…
There was hardly even a splash at all!

371
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:32,501
Oh, thanks! I… worked on it
quite a bit up through the years.

372
00:20:32,584 --> 00:20:33,834
-I could tell.
-[Liza] Jonathan.

373
00:20:33,918 --> 00:20:35,584
-[Tanner gasps]
-Are you coming to bed soon?

374
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:39,084
Um… Sure. Just a few more jumps,
if that's okay?

375
00:20:39,168 --> 00:20:41,709
-Sure, yeah. I'll see you upstairs.
-Yes!

376
00:20:41,793 --> 00:20:44,043
Hold on! You gotta watch
Jonathan's "the nail."

377
00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:45,709
It's epic, honestly.

378
00:20:45,793 --> 00:20:47,668
It… It is actually pretty great.

379
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:50,001
-Okay.
-Okay, here we go.

380
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:54,334
[Tanner chuckles]

381
00:20:54,418 --> 00:20:55,251
[whimpers] Ah!

382
00:20:56,126 --> 00:20:58,959
[sighs] Did you see it?
Oh, that was great.

383
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:00,334
Yeah, great nail.

384
00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:03,126
Oh, Tanner,
you are so thirsty tonight. [chuckles]

385
00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:05,251
[Jonathan chuckles softly]

386
00:21:05,334 --> 00:21:07,709
-I really connected with Tanner today.
-Hmm.

387
00:21:07,793 --> 00:21:10,876
He proved people can change in a heartbeat

388
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:14,959
from being a bully in the morning,
and all his life, really,

389
00:21:15,043 --> 00:21:18,043
to the greatest guy in the afternoon.

390
00:21:18,126 --> 00:21:20,334
Yeah, that was pretty amazing to see.

391
00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:24,584
Not to say anything negative
about your family or anything,

392
00:21:24,668 --> 00:21:27,418
but your parents
are pretty horrible people.

393
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:31,876
Maybe. Maybe a… a little bit,
but… but they mean so well.

394
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,334
No, they don't. They mean harm.

395
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,751
They are arseholes to the core.
You deserve so much better, Jonathan.

396
00:21:39,209 --> 00:21:41,876
You know, even though we haven't known
each other for real long,

397
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:47,334
I feel like you and Pedro
and Nico and… and the others,

398
00:21:47,418 --> 00:21:50,084
that's my real family, in a way.

399
00:21:50,168 --> 00:21:53,043
That's… That's how a family should be.

400
00:21:53,126 --> 00:21:56,876
Yeah. That is so, so true.

401
00:21:56,959 --> 00:22:01,918
No secrets, no lies, and total respect.

402
00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:04,834
I… I trust you guys
a hundred percent, you know?

403
00:22:04,918 --> 00:22:07,709
-That is good to hear.
-[phone buzzes]

404
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:09,876
Oh, uh… Two secs.

405
00:22:18,251 --> 00:22:21,043
Hello? Liza, you guys need to return.

406
00:22:21,126 --> 00:22:24,376
Tyrant decided to cut vacations short
for everyone. I'm sorry.

407
00:22:24,459 --> 00:22:27,459
[Liza] God, you're breaking up.
Let me get outside.

408
00:22:27,543 --> 00:22:29,209
Maybe the reception is better.

409
00:22:36,543 --> 00:22:38,043
[gulping]

410
00:22:38,918 --> 00:22:39,751
[sighs]

411
00:22:40,334 --> 00:22:41,418
Ah!

412
00:22:41,501 --> 00:22:42,834
[gasps, groans]

413
00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:45,543
Pedro. Pedro. You were saying?

414
00:22:45,626 --> 00:22:47,793
[Pedro, distorted]
Time to get back. Sorry.

415
00:22:47,876 --> 00:22:50,751
Sorry, sorry. What was that?
I'm having trouble hearing you.

416
00:22:50,834 --> 00:22:53,209
[Pedro, distorted]
I was saying that you guys should return.

417
00:22:53,293 --> 00:22:55,876
[sighs] I'll put you on loudspeaker, okay?

418
00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,418
Get the phone closer to the satellites,
maybe that'll help.

419
00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:00,918
Hello? Okay, try now.

420
00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:04,126
-Can you hear me now, Liza?
-Ah, yes. Crystal clear.

421
00:23:04,209 --> 00:23:06,418
Good. How are things
with our pawn captain?

422
00:23:06,501 --> 00:23:08,668
[sighs] Good. Yeah. All good.

423
00:23:08,751 --> 00:23:11,834
I can't stop thinking
that it is incredible that we,

424
00:23:11,918 --> 00:23:15,626
as a criminal cartel, can get away
with so much just because of him.

425
00:23:15,709 --> 00:23:19,084
-[chuckles] Tell me about it.
-I will, actually.

426
00:23:19,168 --> 00:23:21,834
-I have to get this off my chest.
-What, now?

427
00:23:21,918 --> 00:23:24,626
Yes. Now. I'll take it from the start.

428
00:23:24,709 --> 00:23:28,084
The mission after he boarded the ship
in Brazil still haunts me.

429
00:23:28,168 --> 00:23:31,209
When Jonathan and I
were walking through that alley…

430
00:23:31,293 --> 00:23:33,293
[ominous music playing]

431
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:42,168
And that is how I feel about the whole
criminal operation we're part of.

432
00:23:42,251 --> 00:23:44,459
-And you can quote me on that.
-Okay.

433
00:23:44,543 --> 00:23:46,084
But not to Mr. Tyrant,

434
00:23:46,168 --> 00:23:48,334
the evil mastermind behind all this.

435
00:23:48,418 --> 00:23:51,501
Anyway, what I needed to say
is that you and Fall have to come here

436
00:23:51,584 --> 00:23:52,834
as soon as possible.

437
00:23:52,918 --> 00:23:54,001
Roger that.

438
00:23:54,793 --> 00:23:55,876
Oh, hi!

439
00:23:55,959 --> 00:23:58,084
Who… Who was that calling so late?

440
00:23:58,168 --> 00:24:01,043
Uh, no one. Just a prank call.

441
00:24:01,126 --> 00:24:03,668
You… You talked for, like, 20 minutes
with a prank caller?

442
00:24:03,751 --> 00:24:06,209
Mm, yeah. Yeah, sure did.

443
00:24:06,293 --> 00:24:08,876
Okay. [chuckles]
Prank calls are the worst.

444
00:24:08,959 --> 00:24:11,334
Such unnecessary use
of telecommunications.

445
00:24:11,418 --> 00:24:14,834
It… It is not what Alexander Graham Bell
would've wanted.

446
00:24:14,918 --> 00:24:17,209
That is not why he worked so hard.

447
00:24:17,293 --> 00:24:19,293
No, no, probably not.

448
00:24:19,376 --> 00:24:20,459
But anyway…

449
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:21,709
-Um…
-Oh.

450
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:25,126
I wanted to say something
before going to sleep.

451
00:24:25,209 --> 00:24:26,043
Okay?

452
00:24:26,126 --> 00:24:30,043
[chuckles] I… I just wanted
to say thank you for today,

453
00:24:30,126 --> 00:24:32,543
for being a real friend

454
00:24:32,626 --> 00:24:35,043
and… and girlfriend and all of that.

455
00:24:35,126 --> 00:24:38,126
It… It really means a lot to me.

456
00:24:38,626 --> 00:24:39,543
Oh.

457
00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:43,793
Jonathan, you are a great guy.

458
00:24:43,876 --> 00:24:45,209
I hope you know that.

459
00:24:45,293 --> 00:24:48,251
And no matter what happens in the future,

460
00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:51,626
I… I hope you know that I really like you.

461
00:24:53,126 --> 00:24:54,459
But we have to leave.

462
00:24:54,543 --> 00:24:56,001
-Oh, now?
-Yeah.

463
00:24:56,084 --> 00:24:58,834
I can't stand being in this household
a second longer.

464
00:24:58,918 --> 00:25:01,918
Come on. Let's get you back
to your real family.

465
00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,001
[ominous music builds]

466
00:25:08,793 --> 00:25:10,793
[snores]

467
00:25:12,334 --> 00:25:13,334
[shatters]

468
00:25:15,126 --> 00:25:17,043
[music fades]

469
00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:21,043
[easy-listening music playing]