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[mysterious music playing]

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Agent Steel. So good to see you!

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Becker, you old bastard.

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Come in! Come in.

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-Whiskey?
-Eh… Y…

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Yes, that is exactly what I want.
Whiskey. Perfect.

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[clears throat]

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-Cheers!
-Cheers!

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[hoarsely] Good stuff. Real quenching.

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It was good to hear from you.

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-It must be what, 15 years?
-Twenty.

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What? Time flies.
What are you up to this time?

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Well, I'm on a mission.
An off-the-books kind of mission.

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So secret, I'm only one
who knows about it.

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Oh!

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That is very secret. Come with me.

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I've got some new toys
for you to play with.

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[goats bleating]

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[mechanical whirring]

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So I got your list.

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I think I have everything you requested…
and more.

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Well, good. I didn't manage
to bring any equipment,

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so I'm really
counting on you here, Becker.

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First I have this for you.

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Forget the old typewriter.

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With this beauty,
everything is powered with electricity.

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Only 16 pounds,
built-in speaker, adjustable volume.

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Uh… Adjustable?

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So you're not stuck
on real loud or real low? Uh, good.

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And you want to make a call without
the hassle of finding a phone booth?

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Well, watch carefully.

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Practical. Also eliminates
the need for pocket change.

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Exactly. Pretty neat.

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Now, do pay attention please.

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Want to know what this little baby can do?

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Takes photos. It's a camera.

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Not bad, Steel. How about this pen?

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-Seems regular to you. Right?
-Sure does.

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Would you say
it looks like an everyday pen?

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Yeah, pretty much, yeah.

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-Laser!
-Oh.

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Ask me to point at something.
Anything in here. Take your pick.

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-Uh… The floor.
-There! Look at it go!

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Pretty neat, eh?

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Yeah. Very, actually. Very neat.

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Now, over to the fun stuff.

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-[beeps]
-[whirs]

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Here's everything you'll ever need
for your mission.

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[clock ticking]

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Pick and choose.

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Ah, Becker, I was countin' on you here.
I didn't bring anything on this mission.

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I don't even have my iPhone.
Jesus Christ, and that suit.

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I'm going to look like Sherlock Holmes.
How old are you now, Becker?

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Fifteen, but I'll be 16 next month,
and on my sweet 16,

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I'm going to try and steal a kiss
from Miss Adelaide Simpson.

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Oh, if her mother doesn't object.

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[frantic string music playing]

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Finally, a cruise to look forward to.

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Yeah, time to blow off some steam.

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And by steam, I mean semen.

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-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.

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I'm going to spray sperm
into female passengers,

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or into the condom
that's inside the females.

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-[Liza] Mm.
-And touch breasts and fingerbang.

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And maybe lick a little, you know?

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It's going to be great.
A real fornication festival, eh?

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-It will, right?
-Yeah, always is.

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I got so much meat last year
in such a short amount of time,

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I had to triple the dose of Plan B pills.

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Really fucked up my digestion.

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The last couple of days last year,

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my penis was all numb and swollen,

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but I just kept going and going,
never giving in.

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Pushing it to the max.

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Wow, that's so cool. So cool.

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Okay, let's get to it.

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Hey, hey, hey. Hold it, hold it, señorita.
Are you on the right cruise?

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Pretty sure I am.

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No, no, no, no. That can't be right.

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Why on earth would a beautiful girl
like you be single? Come on.

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Hold on, sir.

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Are you on the right cruise?

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Oui. I am.

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No, that can't be right. Why on earth
would a gorgeous guy like you be single?

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Are you sure you're on the right cruise?

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Enjoy your beverages, ladies!

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Günther! There you are.

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Hallo, Captain. Can I get you anything?
I can recommend the Tequila Slammer.

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Oh, uh… I would… No, thanks.
I wondered if you had time

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to set up a candlelight
dinner for me tonight?

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Oh, absolutely, sir.
I will fix that, no worries.

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Oh, yes! Great.

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Uh… I want kind of a Lady and the Tramp
vibe to it, if that rings a bell?

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Mm, of course, I love that movie.
Very romantic. Nice choice.

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Oh, great. Yeah. [chuckles]

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I was in love with, uh, Lady
for quite a few years there.

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Never understood
what she saw in the Tramp.

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Anyway, may I ask you
a personal question, sir?

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[Jonathan] Sure. Shoot.

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[clears throat]
Are you a man who likes humor?

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Do you like to laugh, ha-ha-ha?

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Oh, of course. I love to laugh, ha-ha-ha.

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-Who doesn't?
-Oh, great!

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Because Hans actually has
a very great stand-up routine

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I've been meaning to tell you about.

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He could perform it
while you have your romantic dinner.

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Oh…

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Yeah, well, um… [tuts]

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I think I just wanna make this
a more intimate thing.

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Oh, absolutely understood. Yes, of course.

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[clears throat] Eh… Uh…
But humor can actually, you know,

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tie people closer together
in a romantic way

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because you release endorphins
that… uh… relax you.

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Yes, uh… for sure. I… Hmm.

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You know, let… let… let's just try
to find, uh, another night for that, okay?

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[clears throat] Of course.
You are the captain.

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[chuckles] Yes.

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Okay, thanks, Günther.

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Captain? Captain? Eh, it's just that,
well, you haven't heard his material,

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so it's only natural
that you are reluctant,

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and I understand that 100%.

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-Good! [chuckles]
-[Günther] Um…

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But you… But you know
when you see a great movie,

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and you tell people
that they should go see it maybe,

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and they're like,
"Yeah, perhaps at a later time…"

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Yes.

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And when they do
eventually see it, they are like,

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"Oh, I wish I would have listened
to the person recommending it

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and seen it right away because it was
a great movie that I thoroughly enjoyed."

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This is a situation just like that.

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-It's identical.
-Okay.

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But, um, can we just talk
about this later? [chuckles]

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I… I really wanna make this date perfect.

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Sure. Yes, let's just circle back
to that later and come up with a plan

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for an event
here in the restaurant or something.

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Yeah, sure.

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P… Perfect. Thank you so much, sir.

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Ja!

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[chatter]

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Uh, this is the key
to what we call the "fuckabin"

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because we put the two words
"fuck" and "cabin" together.

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-It's like a joke.
-Yeah, she gets it. Thanks, Nico.

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-Wow, thank you.
-And bring your beautiful friend as well.

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We'll be there. [laughs]

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Nico, you don't have to explain the joke.
It takes the coolness out of it.

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Just say "fuckabin" like it is
the most natural word in the world.

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-And say it with confidence.
-Oh. Oh yeah, sure. Yeah. Totally.

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Sorry. So… That makes total sense.

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See you there, boys.

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Make sure to drink some egg whites, eh?
Hydrate beforehand. Bring your A-game.

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Okay. Yes. Sure. Can't wait.

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Uh, can I have
everyone's attention please?

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Hello. My name is Jonathan Fall,
and I am the captain of this ship,

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and I would like to welcome you all
to the Singles Cruise!

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-[cheering and applause]
-Wh… What is that I'm feeling in the air?

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Can you… Can you guys feel that?

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What is that? It's so weird.

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It's a romance! [chuckles]

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It's romance… is in the air,
what I'm feeling.

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And, you know, it's not every day
we get to watch Cupid in action,

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so that sure is exciting.

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But can I have Miss Liza Barell
join me onstage, please?

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-No, I… I…
-Liza Barell?

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-I would love to be on top of you.
-[chuckles]

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Liza? Oh, there you are, Liza.

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-Lick you up and down.
-[Jonathan] Liza?

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-Wh… What?
-[Jonathan] Come on up here, sweetheart.

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[cheering and applause]

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I am just so happy Miss Barell and I
don't have to run around

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trying to find a soulmate
because we've already found ours.

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[dance-pop music playing]

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[wolf-whistles]

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Good luck, singles! Have fun.

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[chuckles] Thanks, guys.

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Yep. Sorry, she's off the market.
[chuckles] Taken.

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So hands off. [chuckles]

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Okay.

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-Wow, Captain. That was so romantic.
-Oh, thanks.

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I'm just hoping that one day
I will experience the intense love

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you guys have going.

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I'm so envious of you two.

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Well, don't give up, my amigo.

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That special someone
is out there somewhere.

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I sure hope so.

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And Pedro, when you lose your virginity,

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just make sure
that it's with the right girl.

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Wait until you find the one.

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Thanks, amigo.

189
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That's some good advice there. Definitely.

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-I will make a note of that in my journal.
-Great. [chuckles]

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And Liza, uh,
I have another surprise in store for you.

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Okay?

193
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Are you ready for an experience
out of the ordinary?

194
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I was. Very much. Yeah.

195
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Oh, great. Come with me.

196
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[softly] Guys? What the fuck?

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[Nico whistles]

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[smooth jazz playing]

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-Captain, your beverage.
-Oh, thanks, Günther.

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Looks delicious.

201
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[slurps] Mm! Ah. Ooh. That's great.

202
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You know, nothin' beats
that sparkling feeling

203
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you get from a quality soda.

204
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And this is real Cola.

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So no cheap imitation Cola here. No, sir.

206
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-[sighs] Good.
-Mm. It is, right?

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00:11:04,209 --> 00:11:08,168
So I'm kind of on duty.
I really have to get back to work.

208
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:11,168
Oh, well, one of the perks
of dating the captain,

209
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I can decide to give you a night off.

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-And that I have done.
-Oh.

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Isn't it great to just get away
from the meat market downstairs

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and just cultivate each other instead?

213
00:11:22,501 --> 00:11:26,251
I bet Pedro and them are… [chuckles]
…pretty envious of us now.

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00:11:26,334 --> 00:11:28,793
[sighs] Yeah, I am sure they are.

215
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Yeah, because, you know,
when you think about it,

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this is exactly what they're looking for.

217
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You know? What we… have here.
[chuckles softly]

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[dance music playing]

219
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[phone buzzes]

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[Jonathan slurps] Mm!

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Holy mama, that was a great can of Сola.

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Even better than I expected. Hoo!

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00:12:00,459 --> 00:12:01,459
Mm-hmm.

224
00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:03,168
Ooh. [chuckles]

225
00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:04,959
-Miss Popular. [chuckles]
-What?

226
00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:07,668
Uh… N… Uh, no, it's just a work thing.

227
00:12:07,751 --> 00:12:10,543
Oh, well, you know,
you can forget all about work now

228
00:12:10,626 --> 00:12:13,084
because I have made conversation cards,

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so that we, in a natural way,
can learn everything there is

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to know about each other
without it feeling forced.

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Okay, I'm here.

232
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All right. So what's your poison?

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00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:28,168
Uh… Weather?
Prices of things, before and now?

234
00:12:28,251 --> 00:12:30,334
Uh… Cat person or dog person?

235
00:12:30,418 --> 00:12:31,834
Oh, here's a great one.

236
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Soft drinks. [laughs]

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[gulls squawking]

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[tense music playing]

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We meet again, my white whale.

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Tonight, we dance.

241
00:12:53,251 --> 00:12:54,251
[Liza sighs]

242
00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:57,043
-Hey.
-Hey. Good date?

243
00:12:57,126 --> 00:13:00,584
No! That little cuntblocker
blocked cunt all night and beyond, really.

244
00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:04,209
-I'm a marked woman on this cruise, boys.
-I'm sorry to hear.

245
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,793
Yeah, that sucks
because yesterday was wild.

246
00:13:07,876 --> 00:13:11,043
We were tapping asses
for like five hours straight.

247
00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:12,043
-What?
-Yeah.

248
00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:13,293
-[Liza sighs]
-[Pedro] Mm-hmm.

249
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,459
Classic tag teaming
with one of us going at it

250
00:13:15,543 --> 00:13:18,043
while the other
was hydrating and encouraging.

251
00:13:18,126 --> 00:13:19,084
It was awesome,

252
00:13:19,168 --> 00:13:22,751
but it was way more exhausting
than I thought it would be, to be honest.

253
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:27,001
When you reach hour four and five,
you're just running on fumes.

254
00:13:27,084 --> 00:13:29,418
You're hitting that poontang on pure will.

255
00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:32,001
-Are you going back at it tonight?
-No, no, no.

256
00:13:32,084 --> 00:13:33,959
Not a chance. Too sore.

257
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:35,918
Ah, me too. All swollen.

258
00:13:36,001 --> 00:13:37,459
-[Liza] Ugh.
-Ah. [inhales sharply]

259
00:13:37,543 --> 00:13:39,501
My dick skin has these crazy burns.

260
00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:42,334
It couldn't handle
all those hours of friction.

261
00:13:44,418 --> 00:13:45,834
Greetings, Al Jamain.

262
00:13:45,918 --> 00:13:49,168
Hello. Habibti Liza, my beautiful.

263
00:13:49,251 --> 00:13:52,084
I wanted to make sure
everything is in place for the delivery.

264
00:13:52,168 --> 00:13:54,459
Yes, sir. Have we ever let you down?

265
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,876
No. I can thank you
for so many of my wives.

266
00:13:57,959 --> 00:13:58,793
I know.

267
00:13:58,876 --> 00:14:01,543
Okay, I have looked at all the photos.

268
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,668
They are all so beautiful.

269
00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:06,043
It's going to be very hard
to make a choice.

270
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:07,834
Just follow your heart

271
00:14:07,918 --> 00:14:09,293
or sense of aesthetics.

272
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:12,293
There's no right or wrong
when it comes to collecting a harem.

273
00:14:12,376 --> 00:14:15,918
Ah, Liza, are you sure
I can't tempt you to join my harem?

274
00:14:16,001 --> 00:14:19,251
You'd be one
of my top-ten wives, definitely.

275
00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:22,501
Sorry, Al Jamain.
It's… It is very tempting, but, um…

276
00:14:22,584 --> 00:14:25,043
you know, my heart
is in human trafficking, so…

277
00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:27,334
[laughs] Very well.

278
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:30,501
I will see you tonight
with a broken heart.

279
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:39,918
[dramatic music playing]

280
00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:43,959
[water gurgles]

281
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,709
[camera clicks, whirs]

282
00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:30,418
[camera clicking, whirring]

283
00:15:39,626 --> 00:15:40,876
[blows]

284
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:43,668
[sighs] So time-consuming.

285
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,834
[keypad beeps]

286
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,626
I don't even understand
why you would think

287
00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:31,126
it is okay to fart in a little room
that is being used by multiple people.

288
00:16:31,209 --> 00:16:33,543
I am sorry,
but there isn't a fart fan in there.

289
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,293
[Liza] There is no such thing
as a fart fan, Günther.

290
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:38,626
Leave the room and fart
like a normal person.

291
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:42,334
Ja, I am actually
on Liza's side on this one.

292
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,043
I can only apologize,
but I know it doesn't make things right.

293
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,668
I let you down, but more importantly,

294
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:51,293
I let myself down.

295
00:16:52,876 --> 00:16:54,334
[beeps]

296
00:16:56,001 --> 00:16:57,626
[sniffs]

297
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:26,876
[Steel] Bingo.

298
00:17:27,459 --> 00:17:29,209
The head of the snake.

299
00:17:31,376 --> 00:17:33,959
It is my great honor to welcome you

300
00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:37,584
to the Caribbean Queen's
mandatory foam party!

301
00:17:37,668 --> 00:17:39,668
[dance music playing]

302
00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:46,751
Have fun in the foam! I know I will.

303
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,293
[cheering]

304
00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:08,918
[music stops]

305
00:18:24,459 --> 00:18:27,501
Her, her, her,

306
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,376
and… her.

307
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:39,418
[ominous music playing]

308
00:18:49,126 --> 00:18:50,168
[Al Jamain] Ah, Liza!

309
00:18:50,668 --> 00:18:52,084
Mwah, mwah!

310
00:18:53,084 --> 00:18:54,459
This is so exciting.

311
00:18:54,543 --> 00:18:58,209
I… I can't believe
that my future wife is lying among them.

312
00:18:58,293 --> 00:19:01,418
Feel my heart.
It's racing with love! [laughs]

313
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:05,918
Yes, I can tell you're all giddy.
So these are your top five.

314
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,209
Huh.

315
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,334
Uh, the devil is in the details.

316
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,876
Beautiful teeth.

317
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:14,418
Probably wore braces.

318
00:19:14,918 --> 00:19:18,043
-A few fillings.
-You can never be too anal.

319
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,584
Liza, I don't want them too skinny, huh?

320
00:19:24,459 --> 00:19:25,876
Wow. Ah.

321
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:29,709
This one is a keeper, huh?
Look at those hips. [chuckles]

322
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:33,001
She will give me many sons. Hmm.

323
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,043
Yeah, this is the one. [chuckles]

324
00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:37,959
I never believed
in love at first sight, but, uh…

325
00:19:38,626 --> 00:19:41,334
[tearfully] I have found my wife!

326
00:19:41,418 --> 00:19:45,251
-[cheering, ululating]
-[gunshots]

327
00:19:48,543 --> 00:19:50,084
[Nico] Woman overboard.

328
00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:53,418
Another tragic suicide
on the Singles Cruise.

329
00:19:53,501 --> 00:19:57,293
Classic story of unbearable heartbreak.
Happens every year.

330
00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:58,668
[laughing]

331
00:19:58,751 --> 00:20:01,793
You say that
because it's not true, huh? [chuckles]

332
00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:04,584
You sell women to me
and let the families think

333
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:08,793
they have committed suicide
or ran away, and they are devastated.

334
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,918
[chortles]

335
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,293
[chuckles] Yeah, yeah.
That was the intent of the joke,

336
00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:17,959
but when you say it like that,
it doesn't sound that funny.

337
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:20,459
I'm still laughing. [laughs]

338
00:20:25,251 --> 00:20:26,251
[camera clicks, whirs]

339
00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:28,168
[whirring continues]

340
00:20:30,418 --> 00:20:32,501
[tense music playing]

341
00:20:34,584 --> 00:20:36,126
[music fades]

342
00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:39,626
Shark. Shark! This is Iron.
Can you hear me?

343
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,668
-[at high volume] This is Becker!
-[radio beeps]

344
00:20:41,751 --> 00:20:46,001
[quieter] What can I do for you,
Agent Steel from the Special Unit?

345
00:20:46,084 --> 00:20:47,418
Sh!

346
00:20:47,501 --> 00:20:49,959
[softly] I'm Iron. We're using code names.

347
00:20:50,043 --> 00:20:52,793
-Roger that, Agent Steel!
-Iron!

348
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:56,334
[softly] Iron. Iron. Listen to me.
I am playing with fire here,

349
00:20:56,418 --> 00:20:58,501
and I might not make it out alive.

350
00:20:58,584 --> 00:21:01,959
Got it, Agent Steel… Iron… Steel.

351
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,626
What? What?
If anything should happen to me,

352
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:08,668
I want you to know that this sneaky
Goody Two-shoes is running this.

353
00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:11,626
His name is Captain Fall. Take that down.

354
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,626
It's okay. I'll memorize it.

355
00:21:13,709 --> 00:21:15,251
No! No. No.

356
00:21:15,334 --> 00:21:17,668
Write it down, for the love of God.

357
00:21:17,751 --> 00:21:20,376
-Captain Fall.
-No, no, no. I don't have to.

358
00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:22,959
That name is easy to remember, you see?

359
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:26,834
Just grab a pen and paper real quick.
Real quick!

360
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:29,084
Just write it down. Captain Fall. Please.

361
00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:30,001
No, no, no, no.

362
00:21:30,084 --> 00:21:32,668
You can lose a piece of paper
just like that.

363
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:34,709
-I'll put that in my vault.
-No vault.

364
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,293
My head is my hard disk.

365
00:21:37,376 --> 00:21:40,709
No, please!
This is just too important. Captain Fall.

366
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,459
He needs to go behind bars.
Are you writing this down?

367
00:21:43,543 --> 00:21:46,543
[Becker] Is that you,
Miss Adelaide Simpson?

368
00:21:47,168 --> 00:21:49,084
-Mm!
-[Steel] What the Jesus Christ?

369
00:21:49,168 --> 00:21:50,501
Becker, it's Agent Steel.

370
00:21:50,584 --> 00:21:54,168
-I love what you've done to your hair.
-Hello? Shark?

371
00:21:54,251 --> 00:21:56,834
-Have you lost weight, you little minx?
-Becker?

372
00:21:58,876 --> 00:22:02,793
You know, if it wasn't for social media
and Tinder and all that,

373
00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,168
I wouldn't have to go through
all this hassle.

374
00:22:05,251 --> 00:22:06,626
-No?
-Ah…

375
00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:09,168
Dating is like a full-time job these days.

376
00:22:09,251 --> 00:22:13,334
I just don't have that time to swipe
and slide into DMs and all that.

377
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,376
Mm. I see your point.

378
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,959
Well, your new wife
is sound asleep right now,

379
00:22:18,043 --> 00:22:20,834
but should wake up
in an hour or so. Enjoy!

380
00:22:20,918 --> 00:22:25,876
Oh, and Liza, extend my gratitude
to Captain Fall, huh? Shukran, habibti.

381
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:42,334
[whirring]

382
00:22:43,668 --> 00:22:45,084
[sighs] Hmm.

383
00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:48,793
-She might end up really happy, you know.
-Yeah, absolutely.

384
00:22:49,376 --> 00:22:54,209
Sparks could go flying when she wakes up
in that submarine with him, and… you know,

385
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:57,001
they could get a connection or something,

386
00:22:57,084 --> 00:23:00,501
and that can evolve into true love.

387
00:23:00,584 --> 00:23:03,668
I would say probably. Yeah.

388
00:23:03,751 --> 00:23:05,793
Well, I'll just head down
with the diamonds.

389
00:23:05,876 --> 00:23:08,126
You guys get this party started again.

390
00:23:16,668 --> 00:23:18,668
[dance music playing]

391
00:23:19,376 --> 00:23:21,418
[groaning softly]

392
00:23:22,209 --> 00:23:23,626
[whooping, cheering]

393
00:23:29,918 --> 00:23:33,001
I'm gonna take a little breather.
This foam is making me dizzy.

394
00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:35,334
What?

395
00:23:35,418 --> 00:23:38,626
I said I'm going to take a breather.
This foam is making me dizzy.

396
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,751
You just keep doing your music thing.
This is great!

397
00:23:41,584 --> 00:23:42,418
What?

398
00:23:50,293 --> 00:23:52,293
[thunder rumbles]

399
00:23:56,418 --> 00:23:58,543
[Jonathan] Hey, hey, hey. What the hemp?

400
00:23:58,626 --> 00:24:00,709
Don't dive at night, sir. That's not safe.

401
00:24:00,793 --> 00:24:03,626
Oh, there you are, Captain Fall.

402
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,626
[Jonathan] Well, yes.

403
00:24:05,709 --> 00:24:09,043
Rarely have I encountered such pure evil.

404
00:24:09,126 --> 00:24:13,043
I must admit, I do respect
such a formidable and cunning adversary,

405
00:24:13,126 --> 00:24:17,084
but it's game over for you.
See you in court, Captain.

406
00:24:17,168 --> 00:24:18,876
What? Are you going to sue me

407
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:22,001
because you couldn't find
that special someone on this cruise?

408
00:24:22,084 --> 00:24:23,668
What the hell are you talking about?

409
00:24:23,751 --> 00:24:26,209
I've enough evidence here
to put you away for life.

410
00:24:26,293 --> 00:24:29,293
To… To jail? W… Why would you do that?

411
00:24:29,376 --> 00:24:32,751
Don't play coy with me.
You run this whole damn operation,

412
00:24:32,834 --> 00:24:36,043
and I've seen the horrible things
going down in your hull.

413
00:24:36,126 --> 00:24:38,459
How can you live with yourself, Fall?

414
00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:41,001
[beeping]

415
00:24:42,334 --> 00:24:44,209
We have a Code Red. I repeat, Code Red.

416
00:24:44,293 --> 00:24:46,626
There's an intruder on board.
Aft on third deck.

417
00:24:46,709 --> 00:24:48,751
I repeat, aft on third deck.

418
00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:52,418
Okay, I am not really with you here, sir.

419
00:24:52,501 --> 00:24:55,709
I'm just a faithful captain
transporting people from A to B

420
00:24:55,793 --> 00:24:58,334
while trying to give them
the best time of their lives.

421
00:24:58,418 --> 00:25:00,668
[mockingly] "I'm just a faithful captain."
No, you're not!

422
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,918
You are a horrible person,
you do horrible things,

423
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:05,251
and you deserve everything
that's comin' to you.

424
00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:08,043
Wow, that is crazy talk.

425
00:25:08,126 --> 00:25:11,626
I have never hurt anyone.
Not even emotionally.

426
00:25:11,709 --> 00:25:15,793
You're doomed, Captain Fall,
and I will personally see to that.

427
00:25:15,876 --> 00:25:18,001
I am? Seriously?

428
00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:21,251
-[thunder crashes]
-But I don't even know who you are.

429
00:25:21,334 --> 00:25:22,918
Who I am? Well,

430
00:25:23,751 --> 00:25:25,043
I'm Agent Steel,

431
00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:28,793
and I am your worst nightmare.

432
00:25:28,876 --> 00:25:30,084
[thunder crashes]

433
00:25:33,668 --> 00:25:34,501
You are?

434
00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:37,501
[suspenseful music builds]

435
00:25:39,793 --> 00:25:41,709
[music fades]

436
00:25:44,293 --> 00:25:46,293
[elevator music playing]