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What's up guys?

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Jeff Blake coming in hot

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and holy shit do I have an
exciting day planned for us.

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Fuck.

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I got to remember I can't curse

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once I get put on the air.

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Shit, shit, shit,

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shit, shit, shit.

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Ah let me get this out of my
system

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while I'm still on YouTube.

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What can I say? I'm a Jersey
guy.

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This is my poetry.

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All right, guys.

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Let's get away from our
usual taste and tell format

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and,

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all right, guys,

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let's get away from our
usual taste and tell format

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and dive little deeper
into my family history.

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So, come with me on a trip

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down to the "Blueberry
Capital of the World."

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Hammonton, New Jersey.

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Some of you guys might remember,

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but it's been a little over a
year

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since I lost my father to a car
accident.

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Growing up,

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I never met anyone from
his side of the family.

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So in attempt to learn
anything about his childhood,

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I figured why not use Ancestry
and Me

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to try to locate any relatives

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who could shed some light on his
past.

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So I spit in a cup,

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I sent it in,

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I waited three weeks

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and boom I'm paired
with a common ancestor,

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meaning I'm blood-related
to someone in their system.

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And the story is so insane,
it's gonna blow your mind.

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And the story is so fucking
insane,

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it's gonna blow your mind.

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The story's crazy.

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Working around
the clock, 24/7 for you.

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Keeping you informed with
breaking news.

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♪ No, not what we do

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♪ Or do we take heed

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♪ Swallow our pride

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♪ Forsake our greed

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♪ To know deep inside

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♪ Hold close to our hearts

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♪ The truth is within

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♪ Right from the start

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This can't be right.

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I'm gonna call my guy.

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Hi.

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You've reached the
voicemail of Andy Baker,

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if this is about shop work,

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please leave a message

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and I'll get back to you
as soon as I can, bye.

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Hey Andy. It's Jeff.

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I made it down here.

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I guess I have myself just
a little bit turned around.

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I'm trying to find the spot.

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So just call me back and
let me know where to go.

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Well, this is great.

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Hello.

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Sorry, I was taking a shit,
you close?

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Beautiful.

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So yeah, I made a right at
O'Brien,

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and I think I'm lost.

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Don't you have Google Maps?

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Yeah, I have.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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What?

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Sure.

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I'm sorry,

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do you have something for me or?

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Yeah, hold on, give me a
second.

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I have no idea what's
going on right now.

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Hey.

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Ooh.

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Hey Jeff. It's Andy.

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I'm sorry, man.

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I just thought it'd be
funny to give you a scare.

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You okay?

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Yeah. You got me.

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I did, didn't I?

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Yeah.

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You wanna come out?

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Give me a hug or something.

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I tested negative for COVID last
week.

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All right.

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Wow,

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is that what you use
to film the show with?

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Yeah.

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May I?

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Sure, just be careful.

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I will, of course.

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This is official.

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It's heavy.

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How much she set you back?

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Enough.

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Look at all this stuff.

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You know actually, none
of the guys on my channel

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know who you are yet.

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What do you mean?

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On the show.

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Are you rolling?

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I'm always rolling here, come
here.

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Hey guys, Jeff Blake here

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and let's get to the bottom

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of the whole mystery of why
I took you out here today.

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It's with absolute pleasure

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that I get to introduce
you to my new half brother,

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Andy Baker.

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Say something.

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I wish I wore a nicer shirt.

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He's a natural, it's perfect.

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You look authentic, all right.

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Hey, look, I live right down
the street.

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If you want, I can drive us.

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I can handle it.

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You don't trust me?

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You live out here all
by herself.

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Yeah, most of my life now.

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Sorry, I can't get over the fact

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that I'm related to a celebrity.

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I'm not a celebrity.

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I just host a YouTube channel.

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Oh dude, eating and traveling,

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that's a way to make a living.

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I wish it was that
easy.

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I'm working around the clock.

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Editing my videos.

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Really?

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Yeah, but,

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can you stop for one second?

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Do you mind pulling this over?

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Right here?

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Yeah, do me a favor.

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Do me a favor, take this.

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Turn it on me.

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You got it?

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Yeah. It's good.

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What's up guys.

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Just want you to know

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that last week I got the call,

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and I just optioned by the Food
Network.

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Yeah, that's right.

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We're in preliminary
negotiations

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and there's a really good chance

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they're gonna produce me full
time.

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Holy shit.

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Like Anthony Bourdain?

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Yeah, just like Anthony
Bordain.

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Oh my God, dude.

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That's amazing.

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You must be thrilled.

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It's not yet done,
you're blocking my view.

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You're blocking me from the
camera.

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I mean, it's not a done deal
yet.

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You know,

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I have two weeks to get together
my best stuff into a pilot.

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What the hell are
you doing here with me?

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This is an amazing story.

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I figured I could use
some of this footage.

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You're gonna put me in
your show?

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Yeah. If you're interesting.

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I can be interesting.

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Are you hungry?

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I can cook us up something.

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There's no good
restaurants for us to film in?

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No man, it's all trash.

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Oh, there's Cracker Barrel,

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but I'm a great cook.

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This is it?

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Yeah, man.

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Home sweet home.

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Look it's me and a live
action Bernstein Bear.

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Want something to drink?

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I love Italian.

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Let me get you in focus.

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You ever play Fruit Ninja?

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The phone game?

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Yeah.

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Lob me that.

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You throw that knife at me,
there's gonna be a problem.

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I'm not gonna throw the
knife at you, I swear.

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All right, here we have
a Florida Navel Orange.

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Oh wow.

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You wanna try it?

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Yeah.

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Use the same one.

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I feel like Freddy Krueger.

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Choke up on the handle a
little bit,

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so you're pinching the blade.

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Pinch the blade.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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What else we got?

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Oh yeah?

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Pirates of the Caribbean over
here.

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Throwing and running.

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Nice and high.

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I'm throwing and running nice
and high.

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Yeah.

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You're ready?

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Oh my gosh.

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That's good?

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Yeah.

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I'm not gonna get tetanus?

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I don't think so.

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Oh my God.

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Look how juicy that is.

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This is beautiful.

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You're making me
nervous by going out here.

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You get your line.

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I got it.

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All right. All right.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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See that people.

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That's it.

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That's how it's done.

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Nice.

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Step ahead.

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I think you're gonna love
where I'm taking you.

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We're not there yet?

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Loosen up a bit man,

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this is the perfect way
to spend an afternoon.

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I'm usually skipping out of the
garage

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to hit the trails.

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Garage?

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Yeah.

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I work as a mechanic,

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a couple of local shops in town.

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And then on weekends

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I try to pick up stuff from
online forums.

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Of course, yeah.

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Get you in there a little bit.

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Do you always work
alone?

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Yeah, I like to travel light.

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What about
when you get picked up?

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Oh, that'll be different.

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Then I'll have a whole
production team working with me.

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Big shot.

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Like I said, I don't have the
deal yet.

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Anything I can do to
help?

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Yeah, just keep filming my
good side.

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This is it?

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Yeah.

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What do you think?

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It's pretty cool, huh?

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Yeah.

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It's great.

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What is it?

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Is that a water tower?

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It is, yeah.

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You hear that?

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Yeah.

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That's cool. Right?

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Oh yeah, it's like liquid
gold.

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What are you doing?

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Oh shit.

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It's just like a Moss.

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What is that.

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I got you.

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You got me.

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You got me, man.

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I didn't think you were
actually gonna come.

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Why is that?

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Given the situation,

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your dad and my mom, the affair.

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None of that was your
fault.

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Yeah, I guess.

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I'm just glad you decided not
to cut me out of your life.

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How did you handle the news?

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About you?

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Yeah, really,

280
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,700
about him lying.

281
00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,635
Keeping me a secret all these
years.

282
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:19,605
Andy, we don't even know for
sure that he knew about you.

283
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,539
You believe that?

284
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,375
Yeah, he was a pretty
honorable guy.

285
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,114
I'll have to take your word
for it.

286
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:31,317
anyway today is about us.

287
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,189
Yeah?

288
00:12:57,977 --> 00:12:59,311
I'm getting pretty hungry.

289
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,147
You wanna grab something to eat?

290
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,517
I already made you lunch.

291
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,053
That wasn't food.

292
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:08,954
You got anything in mind?

293
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,157
I saw a little spot on the
ride in

294
00:13:15,828 --> 00:13:16,629
Here you go.

295
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:17,563
Thanks so much.

296
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:19,398
You're very welcome.

297
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:21,801
I won't.

298
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,335
I'll be very careful.

299
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:30,910
Are you gonna be in there too?

300
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:32,144
We're doing the whole thing,

301
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:32,745
we're framed up.

302
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,246
We're good to go, ready?

303
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:34,747
Yeah.

304
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:35,915
What's up guys?

305
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,883
Jeff Blake here out on the farm

306
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:42,955
and I got a special guest
host today, my half-brother.

307
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,157
We got ourselves a nice little
feast here,

308
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,091
from where we at?

309
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:48,294
Walden's Turkey Farm?

310
00:13:49,094 --> 00:13:50,996
Yeah. I never knew this place
existed.

311
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:51,897
What's your favorite TV show?

312
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,433
Hands down "Miami Vice."

313
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,702
We've got to get you one of
those suits.

314
00:13:57,102 --> 00:13:59,104
One of those nice pink lavender
suits,

315
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,105
with a blue shirt popping out.

316
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,575
Shave that beard off, grow your
hair out.

317
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,944
No, you don't like my beard?

318
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,045
I love it.

319
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,013
But in 1980's Miami,

320
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:08,581
no one had a beard.

321
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,283
I bet someone had a beard.

322
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,018
Yeah, but Sonny Crockett
didn't have a beard.

323
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:13,686
Who's that?

324
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:15,487
Sonny Crockett? Come on.

325
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,422
Don Johnson.

326
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:17,590
Was that from the TV show?

327
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:18,490
Don Johnson. "Sonny Crockett."

328
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,692
Miami vice?

329
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,292
Oh yeah.

330
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:25,798
Don Johnson had these gold
flowing locks.

331
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,933
He had these steely blue eyes.

332
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,735
Don Johnson is like the king of
shaking,

333
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:30,569
as he's acting.

334
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:31,737
It's boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom.

335
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:32,671
Take some more.

336
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:33,772
No, no, no, no, please.

337
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:34,773
Come on, enjoy it.

338
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:36,041
You liked it.

339
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:37,476
I don't wanna take your food,
man.

340
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,611
You're not taking,

341
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,414
come on, it's a meal
between brothers, have some.

342
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:44,950
Well our light just died.

343
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:45,784
Where's that clip?

344
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:46,952
Here we go.

345
00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:49,822
It's still recording,
isn't it?

346
00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:53,092
Set it right there.

347
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:53,893
There?

348
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,194
Yeah. That's great.

349
00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,732
So where else are you
going for the pilot?

350
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,967
Right now it's total crunch
time.

351
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:03,102
I'm going to Baltimore this
weekend,

352
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,203
then up to Vermont right after.

353
00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,304
Baltimore?

354
00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,740
I got a gig coming up in Glen
Burnie.

355
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,474
Wait no shit.

356
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,677
Yeah, one of the guys
from the online forums

357
00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:14,747
needs help installing a
transaxle in his old Fiero.

358
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,481
When are you going?

359
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,950
I'm leaving Thursday morning.

360
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,619
Dude, my guy wants it done on
Friday.

361
00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,021
We should carpool.

362
00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,657
Oh yeah, I'd a hundred percent
say yeah,

363
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:25,991
but with the network deal,

364
00:15:26,191 --> 00:15:27,459
I can't really lose any time.

365
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:28,460
Oh, you won't lose time, man.

366
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,428
I'll help you out.

367
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,296
We'll save time.

368
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:33,599
I just work a little better on
my own.

369
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,200
Okay.

370
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,569
I'll find you and have this
quick turnaround, definitely.

371
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,904
I'm not gonna beg you, man.

372
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,875
If you change your mind,
you know where to find me.

373
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,910
I appreciate that.

374
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:46,011
You better.

375
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,783
I had a real great time today,
man.

376
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,517
Yeah, I did too.

377
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:52,551
Thank you.

378
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:57,790
Well good luck and drive safe
man.

379
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:58,691
Thanks.

380
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,612
Well guys, it could have
gone any number of ways,

381
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,381
but I think it went as
well as it could have.

382
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:25,150
Yeah, it was actually pretty
good.

383
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,251
Oh shit.

384
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,322
Couple of technical
difficulties,

385
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,357
but we're back up and running.

386
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:32,825
Up next, I'm heading down to
Baltimore

387
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:33,625
to get myself some,

388
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:35,527
oh damn this thing.

389
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,231
Perfect.

390
00:16:40,632 --> 00:16:41,700
Fuck.

391
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,401
Okay guys.

392
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:43,569
"Burgers and Brothers,"

393
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:44,670
the title of my memoir.

394
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:46,739
Hey, fuck you!

395
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,453
What you get lost
again?

396
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:03,022
Yeah. It's a maze down here.

397
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,724
Listen, if you want that
ride down for the gig man,

398
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,359
we can work something out.

399
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,193
Yeah. I wouldn't be in
the way?

400
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:09,461
No, the truth is

401
00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,330
you were actually kind
of a big help today.

402
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:11,964
Well I'm in.

403
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:13,565
Okay, then it's settled.

404
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,000
We got to stay focused all
right,

405
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:16,802
it's still have crunch time for
me.

406
00:17:17,102 --> 00:17:18,270
Yeah man, I won't let you
down.

407
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:19,638
Sounds good at nine?

408
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,407
I'll be ready at eight.

409
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,541
Eight it is.

410
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,486
Hey man. You ready to rock and
roll?

411
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,522
Just wanna do a good job.

412
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,591
Are you gonna let me drive?

413
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,060
You're supposed
to be my camera man.

414
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,595
I thought you wanted
to get there on time?

415
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,101
All right, that's recording.

416
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,257
Set.

417
00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:14,593
Action.

418
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,330
Alright.

419
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,866
Dashboard cam check.

420
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:21,733
So how do I look?

421
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:22,868
You look fucking great, man.

422
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:24,536
All right that's one more
thing,

423
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,405
We can't curse with the Network
watching.

424
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,273
Oh shit, fuck.

425
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,375
I'll start this one over,

426
00:18:31,743 --> 00:18:32,678
Dashboard cam check.

427
00:18:33,078 --> 00:18:33,712
Nice Andy, how do I look like?

428
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:34,713
Like a star.

429
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,048
Oh that's the answer I'm
looking for.

430
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:36,915
Okay, boss,

431
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,183
so what else am I doing?

432
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:39,718
This part is kind of simple,
all right?

433
00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:41,253
Why don't you just riff with me,

434
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:42,421
let's see what we can come up
with.

435
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:43,388
Oh no, no.

436
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:44,289
Oh Yeah, yeah.

437
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,191
Come on, let's have some fun,
all right.

438
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:46,959
What's up guys?

439
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:48,961
Jeff Blake back on the road
again.

440
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,196
This time with my new guest
host the notorious Andy Baker.

441
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:51,763
Andy give the people some love.

442
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:52,731
As you see,

443
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,066
he's a little too
excited for his own good,

444
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:55,734
but he's doing great so far.

445
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:57,202
Guys, it's soft shell crab
season,

446
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,071
we're heading right down to
Baltimore.

447
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:00,472
Jeff, I don't like to be
put on the spot like this.

448
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:01,507
You're not on the spot,

449
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:02,908
hey, you're doing great.

450
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:04,476
Keep this going.
Can we reset it?

451
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:05,844
I want us to go over,
I just feel a little-

452
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,246
Guys, soft shell crabs,

453
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:08,480
Andy, come on can we have some
fun-

454
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,249
Can I just reset it?

455
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:11,583
Stop.

456
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,252
What the fuck was that?

457
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:14,686
I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to knock it down.

458
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,155
It's supposed to be funny.

459
00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:17,890
You can't be knocking
the equipment around.

460
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,825
I asked you to stop. I can't
do this.

461
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,827
You gotta be more careful,
okay?

462
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:22,794
Are you mad?

463
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:23,996
No, I'm not.

464
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:27,266
I can't afford to let this
stuff get broken, okay?

465
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:28,834
It's all I have right now.

466
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:29,968
I understand.

467
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:32,704
Yeah. Just take a breath next
time.

468
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:38,810
Let me get it.

469
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:41,480
Just like that.

470
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,717
Nice, it's tricky.

471
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,359
Hey man.

472
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,362
I'm sorry I snapped.

473
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,264
I'm sorry too, man.

474
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:03,802
Hey, do you think he'd be happy
to see us working together?

475
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:04,603
Who?

476
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,205
Your dad?

477
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,075
I don't know. I think it
might be kind of weird for him.

478
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:11,643
Did he ever hit you?

479
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,545
What?

480
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,346
Your dad?

481
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,783
I wanna know what kind of guy he
was.

482
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,284
Where did that come from?

483
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,787
The way you
snapped earlier, just,

484
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,989
I've seen that kind of anger
before.

485
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,123
He wasn't like that at all,
okay?

486
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,391
He was great to me.

487
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,293
All right, he was there
every step of the way

488
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,262
when I started out.

489
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,898
He even got me this watch

490
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,733
when my channel hit a
hundred thousand subscribers.

491
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:35,934
That's a hell of a
timepiece.

492
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,239
Yeah and he got himself
a matching one too.

493
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,407
I never saw him take it off.

494
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,711
That's us

495
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,413
when I was a little.

496
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,082
Sorry for your loss.

497
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,883
I'm sorry he wasn't there for
you.

498
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,286
Nothing I can do about
that now,

499
00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:58,991
besides I've got the next best
thing.

500
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,492
Do you mind pulling over a
second?

501
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,794
I've just got something
I want to show you.

502
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,765
Yeah. Okay.

503
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:15,140
I can't believe you got that
made.

504
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:16,842
It's pretty fucking
great, huh?

505
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:17,809
Yeah.

506
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:18,977
Oh, sorry I cursed.

507
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,680
No, it's okay.
I'm gonna beep that out.

508
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:25,684
That's for you.

509
00:21:42,534 --> 00:21:43,902
what do you think?

510
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:45,404
It's not a watch, but
I think I nailed it.

511
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:46,204
It's kind of itchy.

512
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,240
We're gonna wear these all week?

513
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:49,908
No, we're not.

514
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:50,876
Loosen up, man.

515
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,044
Oh, I'm loose.

516
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:53,345
You're a little rigid.

517
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,351
This is for sound.

518
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:03,121
Alright guys.

519
00:22:04,022 --> 00:22:05,490
Jeff Blake here down at the
Jersey Shore,

520
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,192
at one of the most revered
seafood restaurants

521
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:08,026
across the...

522
00:22:08,393 --> 00:22:09,294
Back on me Andy, back on me.

523
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:10,429
That's good. One more time.

524
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:11,697
Hold on, you're not...

525
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:12,631
Get me focused.

526
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:13,932
Okay, gotcha.

527
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,400
All right guys.

528
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,303
Andy, bring it back.

529
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,271
I wanna get this.

530
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,507
It's not staying.

531
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,742
Underneath.

532
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:24,476
This one?

533
00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:26,445
Yeah, now lock it down.

534
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:27,446
Oh shit.

535
00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:28,213
What's up guys.

536
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,982
Jeff Blake here down in
Wildwood, New Jersey,

537
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,252
at one of the world's most
revered seafood restaurants.

538
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:36,221
Captain Ray's Lobster Bucket

539
00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:38,857
and let's dive on in.

540
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,326
Keep it up.

541
00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,260
Stop moving it.

542
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:43,462
Keep it straight on, okay?

543
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:44,363
What's up guys?

544
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:47,032
Jeff Blake down in Wildwood, New
Jersey

545
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:50,001
at one of the country's most
revered seafood restaurants.

546
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,137
Captain Ray's Lobster Bucket,

547
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:55,640
and we're ready to dive in,
right?

548
00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:57,943
Andy?

549
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:03,148
You hungry?

550
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:05,117
Oh, what do you want me to say
now?

551
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:05,884
Yes.

552
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:12,190
You ready?

553
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,759
Recording.

554
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:16,728
Guys,

555
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:19,998
the ocean is home to many of our
friends,

556
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:23,935
tuna, lobster, oysters.

557
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,838
Captain Ray's Lobster Bucket.

558
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:28,273
And we are in business, my
friend.

559
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:29,141
I mean, that is fresh caught
this morning.

560
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:30,742
You can tell, look at that.

561
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:36,114
I mean, there was nothing
frozen about that at all.

562
00:23:36,481 --> 00:23:37,582
Seagulls be gone.

563
00:23:38,483 --> 00:23:42,687
It is like an Alfred Hitchcock
movie out here right now.

564
00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:46,091
How good was that first bite?

565
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:47,692
You ate that whole thing
already?

566
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:51,596
Oh, all right.

567
00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:53,198
It's a seagull war zone.

568
00:23:53,198 --> 00:23:56,368
Andy can you pan and get
me feeding the seagulls?

569
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,469
Sorry.

570
00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,839
It's all right, don't do it
again.

571
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:04,142
He got it.

572
00:24:04,409 --> 00:24:05,177
He got it mid air.

573
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,111
Did you see it?

574
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,612
He got it mid air.

575
00:24:10,482 --> 00:24:12,717
It feels good to do a good day's
work.

576
00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:15,954
We got some good stuff today.

577
00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,456
Yeah.

578
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,523
Lot of fun.

579
00:24:18,523 --> 00:24:19,324
Yeah?

580
00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:20,592
Yeah.

581
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:24,763
Can't wait for you guys to
see what we got coming up next.

582
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,735
I'm ripping this thing off.

583
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,640
Let's go.

584
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,976
Let's go.

585
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,479
Hey, what time is your
guy expecting you tomorrow?

586
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:15,947
Oh, I can get there
whenever.

587
00:25:16,381 --> 00:25:19,351
Honestly I'd rather stay
here and shoot this with you.

588
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,252
Yeah, glad you're having fun.

589
00:25:20,652 --> 00:25:21,786
Oh, this is amazing.

590
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,288
I got a couple of different
ideas

591
00:25:23,488 --> 00:25:24,623
that I can add to this show,

592
00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:27,192
maybe even I can give
co-hosting another shot.

593
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:30,061
Yeah, it's definitely
something to think about.

594
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:31,329
What's there to think
about?

595
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,164
We make a great team.

596
00:25:33,932 --> 00:25:37,068
You know, the network gave me
that deal.

597
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:39,237
I can't really change
things on them last minute.

598
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:41,973
They would eat
this kind of thing up.

599
00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:44,276
Maybe when I'm a little
bit more established.

600
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:53,518
The ocean is home to many of our
friends,

601
00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:57,622
tuna lobster, oysters.

602
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,970
You planning on following me
with this thing all night?

603
00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:14,339
I don't think
we need the network, man.

604
00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:16,441
You could just cut them out
and take all the profit.

605
00:26:16,641 --> 00:26:18,109
Well, who's gonna put me on
the air?

606
00:26:18,109 --> 00:26:19,744
You can keep it on
YouTube.

607
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:22,480
So you want me to throw away
the chance of my own TV show?

608
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,281
No, man.

609
00:26:24,149 --> 00:26:27,152
I just think you can be
smarter about your control.

610
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:29,588
They'll take away all
your fucking freedom.

611
00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,556
Andy, language.

612
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:32,757
All right, come on.

613
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,092
I wanna go to bed.

614
00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,062
This is a
historic moment, brother.

615
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,598
Somebody's got to capture
behind the scenes.

616
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:42,133
Andy, that's enough.

617
00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:45,971
Turn the camera off, please.

618
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,039
We have the wild
Jeff closing in on his prey.

619
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:48,907
When I say stop, you gotta
stop.

620
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:49,841
It's not a toy.

621
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:50,809
Okay.

622
00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:52,010
I'm just playing around.

623
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:53,778
It's not play time,
okay?

624
00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:56,014
I'm trying to brush my
teeth and get ready for bed.

625
00:26:56,414 --> 00:26:58,917
I don't need this bullshit
at the end of the day.

626
00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,754
So you wanna schedule
a time for bullshit or?

627
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,356
Okay, how do you like
it? Huh?

628
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:05,323
How do you like it?

629
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,792
It's not that funny, is it?

630
00:27:07,792 --> 00:27:09,794
Why are you so angry?

631
00:27:10,428 --> 00:27:12,631
I'm not.

632
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,999
I just have a lot in my mind.

633
00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:17,235
And you're throwing me all
sorts of curve balls, okay?

634
00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:22,841
Look, I'm just tired and
stressed.

635
00:27:22,841 --> 00:27:24,743
I don't mean to snap.

636
00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:27,145
I'm only here to help.

637
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,248
I know you are Andy.

638
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,985
You know why don't we
get her powered down.

639
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,920
We'll get the batteries charged.

640
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:39,057
We both had a really long day.

641
00:28:34,412 --> 00:28:35,513
Let's go, Andy.

642
00:28:35,814 --> 00:28:37,215
I wanna get there by noon.

643
00:28:59,304 --> 00:29:01,639
Andy, get me coming out the
front door one more time,

644
00:29:01,639 --> 00:29:03,508
then we'll cut right into
the bagels. all right?

645
00:29:03,942 --> 00:29:04,843
Okay.

646
00:29:05,043 --> 00:29:05,810
You good?

647
00:29:06,044 --> 00:29:07,112
Yeah.

648
00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:15,820
Breakfast and Java,
my parting gift to you.

649
00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:19,624
Fuck, goddamn it.

650
00:29:19,624 --> 00:29:22,360
Oh man, we gotta get this thing
detailed.

651
00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:24,596
Cut this. Cut.

652
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,430
Cut.

653
00:29:27,732 --> 00:29:29,067
We're good?

654
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,035
Andy turn the light on.

655
00:29:34,038 --> 00:29:39,043
Okay, after a little morning
mayhem.

656
00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:41,379
We're about to dive into
these...

657
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:50,789
Let's get off this main road.

658
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:52,157
You got that?

659
00:29:59,864 --> 00:30:00,698
You want me to keep
rolling?

660
00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:02,300
Yeah, keep this going.

661
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:06,838
We get everything that we
need and then we're done.

662
00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:09,007
Bigfoot's backyard.

663
00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:11,976
All right guys.

664
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,344
Let's crack these open.

665
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:16,881
Oh Andy.

666
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:18,850
Andy.

667
00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:21,152
It's a baby boy.

668
00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:22,987
It's a baby boy, Andy.

669
00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:23,922
I mean, look at this, Andy.

670
00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:25,356
Look at that, okay.

671
00:30:25,790 --> 00:30:27,926
Bacon, egg, cheddar,
jalapeno on a toasted bagel.

672
00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:28,726
I mean, look at this.

673
00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:34,399
This is like a 1950s, Norman
Rockwell piece of art.

674
00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:35,667
Smell that.

675
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:36,901
Do you smell that Andy?

676
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:40,104
My future hangovers are
getting cured as we speak.

677
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,442
Yeah.

678
00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:45,176
Oh yeah.

679
00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:48,079
I mean, this sandwich is money.

680
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:52,150
This is like a perfect ten,

681
00:30:52,150 --> 00:30:54,252
but the bacon is just a little
bit chewy.

682
00:30:54,252 --> 00:30:56,387
It's almost kind of like an
Irish bacon.

683
00:30:56,387 --> 00:30:58,122
Are you getting that texture,
Andy?

684
00:30:58,823 --> 00:30:59,824
I guess.

685
00:31:00,658 --> 00:31:02,493
How are you gonna
pester to be my co-host

686
00:31:02,493 --> 00:31:04,462
if you can't break down
a breakfast sandwich?

687
00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:05,463
Well, you know,

688
00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:06,664
if I'm gonna be critical,

689
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:08,733
I should take some
accountability too.

690
00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:09,634
We are in South Jersey.

691
00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:10,802
Should've gotten Pork Roll.

692
00:31:11,436 --> 00:31:12,804
That's the head honcho down
here.

693
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:13,705
And, uh, guys,

694
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:14,973
you know, I never understood

695
00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,742
this whole Pork Roll/ Taylor Ham
debate.

696
00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:19,510
John Taylor invented Pork Roll.

697
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:20,945
It's called Pork Roll,

698
00:31:20,945 --> 00:31:21,880
people calling a Taylor Ham

699
00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:24,616
are just reading the packaging
wrong.

700
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:25,550
Let me see this.

701
00:31:25,984 --> 00:31:26,951
Now, Andy,

702
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,888
you are a man of culture and
class.

703
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:31,322
Do you stand on the right side
of history?

704
00:31:31,322 --> 00:31:32,457
What do you call it?

705
00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:34,359
I don't wanna be a part
of this thing, man.

706
00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,361
Well, the second you
begged me for this ride down,

707
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,929
you forfeited your right to
privacy.

708
00:31:38,129 --> 00:31:39,731
Now Pork Roll or Taylor Ham?

709
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,632
I didn't beg you for anything.

710
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:41,599
What the fuck.

711
00:31:42,533 --> 00:31:43,468
That's the second time you've
been rough with this camera.

712
00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:45,103
I know what you're doing, man.

713
00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:46,871
You're trying to embarrass
me for your show.

714
00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:47,872
You have to treat me with more
respect.

715
00:31:48,339 --> 00:31:49,340
What are you talking about?

716
00:31:50,108 --> 00:31:52,176
I'm talking about you
taking advantage of me.

717
00:31:52,176 --> 00:31:52,810
That's not what I'm doing.

718
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,178
Yes you are.

719
00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:56,414
I'm only here to help
you get what you want.

720
00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:57,582
Be a good boy, shoot this, say
that,

721
00:31:57,782 --> 00:31:58,416
then you just drop me off.

722
00:31:58,850 --> 00:31:59,584
You forget all about me.

723
00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,052
Where is this coming from?

724
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:02,687
I see right through you, man.

725
00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:04,455
Andy.

726
00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:05,023
Andy.

727
00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:06,591
Andy,

728
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,425
Andy,

729
00:32:10,895 --> 00:32:11,896
Andy, what are you doing?

730
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,097
Come on,

731
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,335
Andy.

732
00:32:18,903 --> 00:32:20,705
Andy, come on.

733
00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:28,012
Andy, this isn't funny, let's
go.

734
00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:40,224
Andy, why are you doing this?

735
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:52,570
Andy.

736
00:32:57,375 --> 00:32:58,543
Andy?

737
00:33:10,054 --> 00:33:11,422
Andy?

738
00:33:13,691 --> 00:33:15,393
Andy, it's not funny.

739
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,031
Okay, I'm leaving Andy.

740
00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:22,800
Oh.

741
00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:24,702
What are you doing?

742
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:25,903
Why did you treat me like
that?

743
00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:26,671
Like what Andy?

744
00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:28,873
That's a persona for my show.

745
00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:29,474
Jeff.

746
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:30,942
What?

747
00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:33,144
I need you to treat
me with more respect.

748
00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:35,546
If you want my help,
I need to be an equal.

749
00:33:35,546 --> 00:33:36,848
Are you kidding me?

750
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:37,615
We're either partners in this

751
00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:39,484
or you can drop me off right
now.

752
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:40,518
What's the
address of the job, Andy?

753
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:41,953
How can you be mad at
me

754
00:33:42,553 --> 00:33:43,354
for sticking up for myself?

755
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:44,822
'cause I've spent half of the
day

756
00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:46,691
playing hide and go fucking
seek.

757
00:33:46,891 --> 00:33:47,492
Now what's the address?

758
00:33:48,092 --> 00:33:49,394
Wait, wait, wait, Jeff.

759
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,262
Let's go, Andy.

760
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,580
I don't know what the hell is
going on.

761
00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:11,182
But this guy has been in a
screaming match for the last...

762
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:12,016
Andy.

763
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:13,384
What?

764
00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:14,752
Andy, what's going on,
man?

765
00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:16,287
I'm fucking screwed, man.

766
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:17,822
I'm so fucking screwed.

767
00:34:18,356 --> 00:34:20,558
That fucking rat had a
change of heart last minute.

768
00:34:20,558 --> 00:34:21,492
He's gonna sell the car for
parts.

769
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:22,560
I told him I'm here.

770
00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:23,761
I cross state lines to get here,

771
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:24,629
but he doesn't care.

772
00:34:25,163 --> 00:34:26,164
He's not gonna pay.

773
00:34:26,364 --> 00:34:27,365
I'm fucked dude.

774
00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:27,965
I'm fucked.

775
00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:29,333
What do you need?

776
00:34:29,834 --> 00:34:30,635
What do you need from me?

777
00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,037
He was gonna be my ride home,
dude.

778
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:34,839
I got no job. I got no
prospects.

779
00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:35,940
I'll figure it out.

780
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,142
Do you need money for a bus
ticket?

781
00:34:38,142 --> 00:34:39,444
I don't need money.

782
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:43,247
I need to catch a break, for
fucking once.

783
00:34:44,749 --> 00:34:46,217
Why don't you take me to a gas
station.

784
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:47,585
I'll figure it out from there.

785
00:34:56,727 --> 00:34:59,730
I can't believe these forum
guys, man.

786
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:02,667
These assholes always
leave you in the lurch.

787
00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:04,635
This has happened
before?

788
00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:05,736
All the time.

789
00:35:05,736 --> 00:35:06,671
All the time.

790
00:35:07,305 --> 00:35:08,639
These guys talk a big game
online

791
00:35:08,873 --> 00:35:11,309
and then they get scared to pay
the money.

792
00:35:11,309 --> 00:35:12,877
This was a big job, man.

793
00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:13,811
It was gonna save my ass.

794
00:35:14,278 --> 00:35:16,981
Sounds like a heavy
blow.

795
00:35:16,981 --> 00:35:20,985
I'm in so much debt,
I can hardly breathe.

796
00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:22,086
They wanna take away my house,

797
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:24,622
take away my car.

798
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,290
Let me throw you some bucks
then.

799
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,391
No man.

800
00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:31,062
I don't wanna be in your way
anymore.

801
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:32,330
Andy.

802
00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,464
You're my brother. All right.

803
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,032
You can come with me the rest of
the day

804
00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:38,202
and then we'll figure this one
out.

805
00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:39,003
I thought you were done with
me?

806
00:35:39,437 --> 00:35:40,371
You got to understand

807
00:35:41,172 --> 00:35:43,107
how important this is to me, all
right?

808
00:35:43,307 --> 00:35:44,475
I have a week and a have to get
this done.

809
00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:46,043
I can't be playing games.

810
00:35:46,444 --> 00:35:47,612
I understand.

811
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,816
Dude. Thank you.

812
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:57,655
You guys see this guy right
here,

813
00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:00,191
this guy is an absolute star.

814
00:36:00,825 --> 00:36:02,160
Don't get mushy.

815
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,797
Listen, you know, I could
really use your help.

816
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:07,932
There's a great little barbecue
spot

817
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:10,801
we can hit before it's not too
late.

818
00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:12,770
Jeff man, I'm all
yours.

819
00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:22,580
That's family.

820
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,020
What's our mic gain at?

821
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:29,921
I don't know.

822
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:33,357
We got a lot of
background noise out here.

823
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,706
Look at this guy.

824
00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:53,544
Burt Reynolds, barbecue
connoisseur.

825
00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:55,179
I'm a little skeptical,

826
00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:56,180
but I have high hopes.

827
00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:57,748
I mean, look at all the people
in line.

828
00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:02,587
It's an hour and a half wait out
here.

829
00:37:03,654 --> 00:37:05,189
Take the mask down, get a whiff.

830
00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:05,790
It's good for you.

831
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,525
You can already smell it.

832
00:37:07,758 --> 00:37:09,193
It's good for you.

833
00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:10,261
No.

834
00:37:14,098 --> 00:37:15,700
Let's un box this,

835
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,034
oh wow.

836
00:37:17,535 --> 00:37:21,272
A lot of packaging for
not a lot of promise here.

837
00:37:21,272 --> 00:37:23,207
We got two things of cole slaw.

838
00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:24,775
What I'm smelling right now

839
00:37:24,775 --> 00:37:27,111
is what Mark Anthony smelled

840
00:37:28,546 --> 00:37:31,148
when he walked into ancient
Egypt

841
00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:33,451
and met Cleopatra.

842
00:37:33,651 --> 00:37:35,786
Oh Andy, it's a homemade sauce.

843
00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:37,855
Shrimp and beans.

844
00:37:38,122 --> 00:37:40,891
The cornerstone of every
delicious meal, guys.

845
00:37:40,891 --> 00:37:43,928
Let's see what we have right now
guys.

846
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:44,762
Oh yeah.

847
00:37:44,962 --> 00:37:45,529
Rack of ribs.

848
00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:46,998
We got to cut this.

849
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:47,698
We got to cut this.

850
00:37:48,466 --> 00:37:49,200
You know why, we got to start
eating,

851
00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:51,035
'cause the food's gonna get
cold, Andy.

852
00:37:51,836 --> 00:37:54,238
Andy, are you starting
without me? Come on.

853
00:37:54,238 --> 00:37:55,139
What do we got first?

854
00:37:55,573 --> 00:37:56,574
What'd you dig into first,
shrimp?

855
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,142
You got shrimp, we got beans.

856
00:37:58,709 --> 00:37:59,844
Let's give it a shot,
we got wings over here.

857
00:38:00,044 --> 00:38:00,845
Brother, chicken wings.

858
00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:01,512
You're ready?

859
00:38:02,013 --> 00:38:02,847
Bada bing, bada boom.

860
00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:04,248
I thought it'd be hotter.

861
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,183
Spicy or temperature?

862
00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:06,884
Spicy.

863
00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:09,153
When I was at a Bengali, Deli.

864
00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:10,221
Where was that?

865
00:38:10,488 --> 00:38:11,489
You know, Bangladesh?

866
00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:13,057
It was at a Bengali,

867
00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:14,458
Like it was a deli.

868
00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,994
Oh, in Bangladesh?

869
00:38:16,994 --> 00:38:18,362
A Bengali guy-

870
00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:20,364
A Bengali man owned this deli

871
00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:21,666
and he gave me this little jar

872
00:38:21,866 --> 00:38:23,100
he said, "take one of these."

873
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:23,734
I said, "all right."

874
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:26,070
I dig in. It's a ghost chili
pepper.

875
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:27,972
I vomited blood for two days
straight.

876
00:38:28,172 --> 00:38:28,973
I'm not even joking.

877
00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:30,941
It's funny, but it's not funny.

878
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,310
Wow.

879
00:38:32,743 --> 00:38:33,744
Wow.

880
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,846
I'm gonna need a napkin.

881
00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:37,315
Look at this man.

882
00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:39,150
Oh my gosh.

883
00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:40,484
Oh yeah.

884
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:43,854
Oh, hands down, hands down.

885
00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:45,489
Better than everything else.

886
00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:48,526
The way my wife should
be sweet and smokey.

887
00:38:49,694 --> 00:38:51,929
I don't go to restaurants at
all.

888
00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:55,032
I remember when I was a kid,

889
00:38:55,232 --> 00:38:59,670
there was a restaurant
that was in a train car.

890
00:38:59,970 --> 00:39:01,339
We'll have to get some water
on that.

891
00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:03,708
Are you from YouTube?

892
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:05,309
Yeah.

893
00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:06,177
Yeah, we are.

894
00:39:06,944 --> 00:39:07,845
Going for the Food Network
right now actually.

895
00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:09,780
Food
Network?

896
00:39:11,982 --> 00:39:13,050
Yeah. It's true.

897
00:39:13,317 --> 00:39:14,518
"Jeff Blake Food Shows"

898
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,454
Check it out, seriously.

899
00:39:16,654 --> 00:39:17,855
Jeff Blake.

900
00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:19,190
Jeff Blake?

901
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:21,359
Jeff Blake.

902
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:23,327
Andy, you should be like my
publicist.

903
00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:24,528
You shouldn't even be my...

904
00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,262
I'm your partner.

905
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:27,231
Partner and publicist.

906
00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:28,766
Oh, look at that.

907
00:39:28,766 --> 00:39:29,200
What?

908
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,302
Yeah. Pork and beans, baby.

909
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:31,869
The beans are amazing.

910
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:32,937
They we're good.

911
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:33,804
Yeah.

912
00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:35,906
Did you taste the vinegar?

913
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:38,075
No, dessert cole slaw.

914
00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:40,010
He said it better than I did,

915
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:40,811
Dessert cole slaw.

916
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:41,779
Did you eat it already?

917
00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:42,980
Oh no, don't spit it back out.

918
00:39:43,347 --> 00:39:43,981
That's disgusting.

919
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:45,683
We're not putting that back.

920
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:47,151
Andy, we don't do that.

921
00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:47,885
Come on.

922
00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:48,586
Okay guys.

923
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:49,220
Ready?

924
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:50,354
I can't even look at you

925
00:39:50,654 --> 00:39:51,255
I'm so upset.

926
00:39:51,856 --> 00:39:52,790
I got it.

927
00:39:53,457 --> 00:39:54,058
So upset, I can't even look at
you.

928
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:57,461
It's violently upsetting me.

929
00:39:57,661 --> 00:39:58,929
Let's give a shot.

930
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,833
That's cole slaw.

931
00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:06,971
That's definitely cole slaw,
right?

932
00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:08,372
All right. I'm done.

933
00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:09,039
All right. We're good.

934
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:09,907
Pack us up.

935
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:11,809
Let's throw this stuff out.

936
00:40:11,809 --> 00:40:13,377
Let's get to the hotel.

937
00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:14,545
I'm full. I'm happy.

938
00:40:14,945 --> 00:40:16,881
I've never
seen you so happy Andy,

939
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,482
in these last two days,

940
00:40:18,682 --> 00:40:20,484
I've never seen you so happy.

941
00:40:21,452 --> 00:40:23,354
I've never eaten so well in my
life.

942
00:40:24,155 --> 00:40:25,990
I think I've gained 35 pounds
today.

943
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:27,958
I think this stuff is better
than above average sex.

944
00:40:27,958 --> 00:40:29,293
It's better than great sex.

945
00:40:29,693 --> 00:40:30,528
Oh you got to meet some new
women.

946
00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:33,063
I don't know, I'm swimming in
it.

947
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:35,733
Really?

948
00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:37,635
Nope.

949
00:40:39,703 --> 00:40:42,406
You know, I think you're
gonna miss me when I'm gone.

950
00:40:42,406 --> 00:40:44,175
That's doubtful.

951
00:40:45,643 --> 00:40:48,312
You never told me how
he died.

952
00:40:48,312 --> 00:40:49,480
Dad?

953
00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,385
It was a car accident.

954
00:40:55,219 --> 00:40:57,955
Cop on the scene told me he
fell asleep behind the wheel.

955
00:40:59,423 --> 00:41:00,858
Do you hate him?

956
00:41:01,525 --> 00:41:03,227
No.

957
00:41:03,227 --> 00:41:04,195
Not anymore.

958
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:10,668
You know had he known
you,

959
00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:12,236
I think he would have liked you.

960
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,239
Was he a Republican?

961
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:18,142
Yeah, most people with
money are.

962
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:19,577
Then I don't think
he would have liked me.

963
00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:20,711
Why do you say that?

964
00:41:21,111 --> 00:41:23,080
Because I'm unemployed and
broke.

965
00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:41,866
Don't leave me Jeff.

966
00:43:10,988 --> 00:43:14,525
Andy, where are my things?

967
00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:19,630
Jeff, I have something really
important I gotta tell you.

968
00:43:20,030 --> 00:43:21,265
Okay.

969
00:43:21,465 --> 00:43:22,666
Can you please take a seat?

970
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,436
No I'm ass naked and
soaking wet what's going on?

971
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:26,370
Please, it's important.

972
00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:27,905
I'm not sitting.

973
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:30,341
Okay.

974
00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:32,810
These past couple of days
have been really special.

975
00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:33,744
You would agree?

976
00:43:33,944 --> 00:43:36,447
Get to the point.

977
00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:37,281
It's not easy for me to say.

978
00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:38,616
Andy I'm really tired

979
00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:40,818
and it's been a long
day, so what is going on?

980
00:43:41,018 --> 00:43:41,652
Jeff, all your stuff
is locked in the car,

981
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:42,953
you'll get it back

982
00:43:43,754 --> 00:43:44,555
if you promise me you won't
leave me.

983
00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:46,724
What the fuck is going on?

984
00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:48,492
Just promise me you won't
leave.

985
00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:51,829
Okay. I promise.

986
00:43:52,029 --> 00:43:52,796
And you can't get mad.

987
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:53,564
Andy!

988
00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:56,467
Okay, okay. I lied to you.

989
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:57,301
What?

990
00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:01,105
The forum job, it's not real.

991
00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:04,975
I heard you talking on the
phone.

992
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:05,709
I faked it.

993
00:44:06,176 --> 00:44:07,344
I didn't want the day to end.

994
00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:10,280
So, when you said you
were going to Baltimore,

995
00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:11,715
I thought that would be a great
way

996
00:44:11,715 --> 00:44:13,283
to spend more time together.

997
00:44:13,484 --> 00:44:14,685
When you called me up later,

998
00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:17,721
I didn't know how to tell
you that I made it all up.

999
00:44:17,921 --> 00:44:18,589
I felt trapped.

1000
00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:20,224
Andy gave me my keys.

1001
00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,760
Okay, but you promised
me he wouldn't leave.

1002
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,627
Andy give me the keys.

1003
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:24,695
And you can't get mad.

1004
00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:26,497
Andy give me the fucking keys.

1005
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:27,064
Jeff.

1006
00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:28,532
Andy, give me the fucking...

1007
00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,068
You're gonna thank me
for this.

1008
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:28,726
You did it.

1009
00:45:29,593 --> 00:45:30,494
I said, give me the fucking
keys Andy.

1010
00:45:30,928 --> 00:45:32,362
Please, stop.

1011
00:45:32,362 --> 00:45:34,131
Don't take the fucking keys from
me.

1012
00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:35,099
Give me my stuff.

1013
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:36,400
Where's my stuff.

1014
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:39,570
Give me the keys.

1015
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:42,439
You crossed the line, Jeff.

1016
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:51,248
What a fucking clown.

1017
00:45:57,488 --> 00:45:59,656
Get off the car Andy.

1018
00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:01,959
Get off the car.

1019
00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:03,727
Get off the car, Andy.

1020
00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:05,496
Fucking idiot.

1021
00:46:07,531 --> 00:46:10,834
Every angle,
every story line is here.

1022
00:46:10,834 --> 00:46:12,936
You're live at the radio
station.

1023
00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,506
And the home of the Baltimore
Ravens.

1024
00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:16,406
Expect more.

1025
00:46:16,707 --> 00:46:19,276
From WBAL News Radio 1090.

1026
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,644
FM 101.5

1027
00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:22,946
And the WBAL radio app.

1028
00:46:40,764 --> 00:46:42,199
Yeah.

1029
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:45,669
Hey guys.

1030
00:46:45,669 --> 00:46:46,670
Jeff Blake here

1031
00:46:47,337 --> 00:46:49,039
and I'm coming to you all
with a pretty heavy heart.

1032
00:46:49,039 --> 00:46:49,606
You know,

1033
00:46:50,874 --> 00:46:53,343
after all the stuff you guys
have seen these last two weeks,

1034
00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:55,913
I'm gonna have to sign
off my channel for good.

1035
00:46:55,913 --> 00:46:56,480
Yeah.

1036
00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:57,548
Heard that right.

1037
00:46:58,115 --> 00:46:59,449
It's a final goodbye.

1038
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:03,253
So I guess I wanna take this
time to just thank you guys.

1039
00:47:03,253 --> 00:47:05,222
My fans and my subscribers,

1040
00:47:05,222 --> 00:47:06,657
you guys are really the driving
force

1041
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:07,491
that made this channel possible.

1042
00:47:07,691 --> 00:47:08,392
And I don't know when,

1043
00:47:09,259 --> 00:47:11,562
if ever I'm gonna be
allowed back on YouTube,

1044
00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,163
after all the stuff you guys
have seen.

1045
00:47:13,597 --> 00:47:15,032
There's a pretty big legal
obligation

1046
00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:16,333
that I just can't break.

1047
00:47:17,167 --> 00:47:18,936
But if you guys wanna
try to keep in touch,

1048
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:21,872
I guess there's really
only one option for us.

1049
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,208
Going to just have to get
away from your computer.

1050
00:47:24,508 --> 00:47:25,375
Walk over to the couch,

1051
00:47:25,576 --> 00:47:26,610
pick up the remote

1052
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,712
and tune into me on the Food
Network

1053
00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:30,380
because I have just been offered
my show

1054
00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:32,249
fully produced for the first
season.

1055
00:47:32,249 --> 00:47:33,717
That's right. They loved it.

1056
00:47:33,984 --> 00:47:36,153
Okay, they thought I had the
most unique voice on Food

1057
00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:38,922
since Paula Dean invented
the Krispy Kreme burger

1058
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:41,959
and the most baffling thing is

1059
00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:43,393
that they want Andy too.

1060
00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:44,962
You know, they love this
whole brother dynamic.

1061
00:47:45,395 --> 00:47:46,964
They thought it had a great
through line.

1062
00:47:47,331 --> 00:47:49,499
And I've called the guy
nonstop since I got the offer

1063
00:47:49,499 --> 00:47:50,801
and he's not picking up the
phone.

1064
00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:52,002
So Andy,

1065
00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:55,606
Andy, if you're watching
this, please pick up.

1066
00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:57,608
Okay. I know we left
things in weird terms,

1067
00:47:57,608 --> 00:47:58,742
but you were right.

1068
00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:00,911
They want us together.

1069
00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:15,259
Hey guys, Jeff Blake again.

1070
00:48:15,792 --> 00:48:16,827
So yeah,

1071
00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:19,129
I'm making myself a
little late night steak

1072
00:48:19,329 --> 00:48:22,532
and a couple of updates
on what's going on.

1073
00:48:22,532 --> 00:48:27,070
So, I have called Andy night
and day since I got the offer,

1074
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:29,806
and he's not picking up
the phone, which sucks.

1075
00:48:29,806 --> 00:48:32,776
But the weirdest thing is
that today I come home,

1076
00:48:33,310 --> 00:48:36,847
let me show you guys what I
get in the mail, all right?

1077
00:48:36,847 --> 00:48:43,487
I mean, what is this?

1078
00:48:43,487 --> 00:48:48,592
I mean, it's disturbing, you
know

1079
00:48:48,792 --> 00:48:51,128
I don't get why the guy
won't just talk to me, okay?

1080
00:48:51,128 --> 00:48:52,462
Yeah. I hit him,

1081
00:48:52,696 --> 00:48:55,098
but he lied to me and left me
naked.

1082
00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:57,100
I mean, what was I supposed to
do?

1083
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:09,012
Hi, you've reached the
voicemail of Andy Baker,

1084
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:10,580
if this is about shop work,

1085
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,115
please leave a message

1086
00:49:12,549 --> 00:49:14,117
and I'll get back to you as soon
as I can.

1087
00:49:14,117 --> 00:49:15,786
Bye.

1088
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:16,887
Andy it's Jeff again.

1089
00:49:16,887 --> 00:49:17,688
Pick up the phone.

1090
00:49:18,155 --> 00:49:18,722
All right. What are you doing?

1091
00:49:19,256 --> 00:49:20,090
You wanted the show too

1092
00:49:20,791 --> 00:49:22,592
and now we got a chance to work
together.

1093
00:49:22,592 --> 00:49:25,295
Okay, I don't know what this
picture is,

1094
00:49:25,729 --> 00:49:28,265
but you and I need to sit down
and talk this out, all right?

1095
00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:31,001
Just call me back, please.

1096
00:49:50,187 --> 00:49:54,358
Hello, Andy.

1097
00:49:57,260 --> 00:50:00,063
Andy, we got the show,

1098
00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:04,768
Andy, they loved us.

1099
00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,036
They loved you.

1100
00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:14,044
Hello, Andy?

1101
00:50:16,513 --> 00:50:18,882
Andy the network's not gonna
make the show

1102
00:50:18,882 --> 00:50:20,851
if it's not the both of
us together, all right?

1103
00:50:21,051 --> 00:50:23,186
We got to talk this out.

1104
00:50:26,289 --> 00:50:27,524
Come on, Andy.

1105
00:50:27,724 --> 00:50:29,059
Talk to me.

1106
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,862
Andy, why are you doing this?

1107
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:32,529
Andy?

1108
00:50:32,863 --> 00:50:33,630
Andy talk to...

1109
00:50:37,968 --> 00:50:39,336
Fuck!

1110
00:52:41,892 --> 00:52:44,561
This got sent to me 20 minutes
ago.

1111
00:52:46,863 --> 00:52:49,666
He's been following me the last
two weeks.

1112
00:52:56,439 --> 00:52:58,241
Andy are you out here?

1113
00:52:58,241 --> 00:53:03,446
Face me like a fucking man.

1114
00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:28,939
I mean, this is...

1115
00:53:43,954 --> 00:53:47,357
"Andy are you out here,
face me like a fucking man."

1116
00:53:58,435 --> 00:54:00,403
Son of a bitch.

1117
00:54:00,770 --> 00:54:01,605
Wait, I'm here to talk,
dude.

1118
00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:02,639
I'm here to talk.

1119
00:54:02,906 --> 00:54:03,506
Wait, wait, wait.

1120
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,441
Check this out.

1121
00:54:05,141 --> 00:54:06,076
Look, I've got this from your
dad, man.

1122
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:06,676
I met him.

1123
00:54:07,544 --> 00:54:08,311
What the fuck did you just
say?

1124
00:54:08,778 --> 00:54:09,579
I met your dad before he died. I
met him.

1125
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:10,780
He gave me that.

1126
00:54:11,114 --> 00:54:11,815
Where did you get this?

1127
00:54:12,115 --> 00:54:12,682
I told you-

1128
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:13,650
Speak up.

1129
00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:18,455
I told you, I got it from your
dad.

1130
00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:19,723
I met him a few times.

1131
00:54:20,023 --> 00:54:20,924
I met up with him.

1132
00:54:21,925 --> 00:54:25,262
He was trying to find a
way to tell you about me.

1133
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:26,429
I'm sorry.

1134
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,365
Okay. I'm sorry, Man.

1135
00:54:28,365 --> 00:54:29,232
I was angry with you,

1136
00:54:30,033 --> 00:54:33,870
you left me at a hotel
in another state, okay?

1137
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:35,805
And when you hit me, it hurt.

1138
00:54:36,172 --> 00:54:37,574
I've called you the last
two weeks to talk to you

1139
00:54:38,008 --> 00:54:39,976
and all you've done, you
sent me the stalker shit.

1140
00:54:39,976 --> 00:54:40,810
I know.

1141
00:54:42,445 --> 00:54:44,347
I was trying to find a way
to stick up for myself,

1142
00:54:44,347 --> 00:54:44,948
but I'm here.

1143
00:54:45,582 --> 00:54:46,182
I'm waving the flag, man.

1144
00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:47,517
I know I fucked up.

1145
00:54:48,151 --> 00:54:51,655
I fucked up too, but
I'm here for the show.

1146
00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:54,324
I'm here for you. I
don't wanna let you down.

1147
00:55:01,164 --> 00:55:02,866
Stand up.

1148
00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:05,035
Stand up.

1149
00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:06,036
Are you gonna help me?

1150
00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:07,437
Okay. Yeah.

1151
00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:16,246
I need a drink.

1152
00:55:16,246 --> 00:55:17,814
I can see that.

1153
00:55:23,186 --> 00:55:25,855
Are you a whiskey man?

1154
00:55:25,855 --> 00:55:27,824
No thank you, I'm
driving.

1155
00:55:31,728 --> 00:55:34,097
Make yourself at home.

1156
00:55:34,097 --> 00:55:35,398
Thanks.

1157
00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:42,405
I need to know how you got
this watch.

1158
00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,087
Bruce tracked me down three
years ago.

1159
00:55:58,121 --> 00:56:00,623
I wanted nothing to do with him,

1160
00:56:00,623 --> 00:56:02,459
30 years without him.

1161
00:56:02,659 --> 00:56:04,661
What the hell does he want from
me now?

1162
00:56:09,099 --> 00:56:12,535
First, it was really easy
to ignore his phone calls,

1163
00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:14,771
but then he showed up at my shop

1164
00:56:14,771 --> 00:56:17,240
and basically forced me into a
lunch.

1165
00:56:18,041 --> 00:56:20,410
He told me that my mother
kept me a secret from him.

1166
00:56:21,010 --> 00:56:23,213
He said that she wanted
nothing to do with him

1167
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:25,749
after she found out he had
another family.

1168
00:56:27,851 --> 00:56:34,023
He said he had no idea I
existed until after she died.

1169
00:56:34,023 --> 00:56:37,927
Why did you
keep all this from me?

1170
00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:40,530
Because that's a lot to
throw on someone's lap.

1171
00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:43,767
I wanted to get to know you
a little bit better first.

1172
00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:45,735
Jesus.

1173
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:48,471
I know.

1174
00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:51,608
I need that drink.

1175
00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:55,111
Maybe I will join you.

1176
00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:56,946
Aren't you driving?

1177
00:56:56,946 --> 00:56:58,915
I don't think one's gonna kill
me.

1178
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:03,219
Single or double?

1179
00:57:03,219 --> 00:57:05,922
I think we're in triple
territory.

1180
00:57:12,896 --> 00:57:15,498
Jeff, this is a beautiful
place you got here, man.

1181
00:57:15,965 --> 00:57:18,635
Yeah. I got a
bunch of dad's old stuff

1182
00:57:18,635 --> 00:57:19,869
after he died.

1183
00:57:20,537 --> 00:57:22,272
Was he into antiques?

1184
00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:25,175
Yeah, he was a
part-time dealer.

1185
00:57:25,175 --> 00:57:26,176
No way.

1186
00:57:28,711 --> 00:57:30,713
Are you into them?

1187
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:31,815
No.

1188
00:57:35,585 --> 00:57:38,121
Ah, Fuck, goddamn it.

1189
00:57:38,321 --> 00:57:39,989
It's okay.

1190
00:57:40,323 --> 00:57:42,325
Get the fuck...

1191
00:57:42,325 --> 00:57:43,927
Breathe Jeffery.

1192
00:57:44,227 --> 00:57:46,062
Breathe, Jeff.

1193
00:57:51,434 --> 00:57:53,269
You're okay, Jeff.

1194
00:57:53,636 --> 00:57:55,738
You're okay, Jeff.

1195
00:57:55,738 --> 00:57:57,240
You're all right.

1196
00:57:59,509 --> 00:58:02,011
Okay, Jeff.

1197
00:58:02,011 --> 00:58:03,546
Okay.

1198
00:59:00,503 --> 00:59:02,305
Okay, Jeff wake up.

1199
00:59:03,172 --> 00:59:04,641
Come on buddy.

1200
00:59:05,275 --> 00:59:06,843
Come on, guy.

1201
00:59:07,944 --> 00:59:10,280
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bac-ey.

1202
00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:15,084
Oh fuck, did I kill you Jeff?

1203
00:59:16,819 --> 00:59:18,655
You scared me, buddy.

1204
00:59:18,655 --> 00:59:20,189
Come on, wake up.

1205
00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,624
Wake up buddy.

1206
00:59:21,624 --> 00:59:24,127
Come on, wake up.

1207
00:59:24,527 --> 00:59:25,295
There he is.

1208
00:59:25,495 --> 00:59:27,096
Oh fuck, dude.

1209
00:59:27,096 --> 00:59:29,032
Look what you made me do, man.

1210
00:59:30,133 --> 00:59:33,336
I wanted to be family, but you
were not a very good brother.

1211
00:59:33,336 --> 00:59:35,505
Get me out of the chair.

1212
00:59:36,139 --> 00:59:37,640
Andy, what the fuck are you
doing?

1213
00:59:37,874 --> 00:59:39,242
I'm trying to film our
show Jeff.

1214
00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:40,643
Andy.

1215
00:59:40,643 --> 00:59:43,580
Wait Andy, stop.

1216
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:44,414
Put the gun down.

1217
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:45,181
Andy.

1218
00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:47,317
I got a little game
first.

1219
00:59:47,317 --> 00:59:48,651
What are you doing?

1220
00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:50,219
Open up.

1221
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,788
Stop Andy.

1222
00:59:55,124 --> 00:59:57,627
Does that taste like
Taylor Ham?

1223
01:00:01,364 --> 01:00:04,133
I'm fucking with you
Jeff, stop being so rigid.

1224
01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:10,607
Jeff, no wonder you're hated my
pasta.

1225
01:00:10,873 --> 01:00:12,642
You have this gourmet stuff.

1226
01:00:14,510 --> 01:00:16,145
Oh my God, you smell that?

1227
01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:16,913
Stop.

1228
01:00:17,146 --> 01:00:19,649
It's like tomato perfume.

1229
01:00:19,649 --> 01:00:21,050
What do you rate this, Jeff?

1230
01:00:21,050 --> 01:00:21,851
Oh fuck you, Andy.

1231
01:00:22,485 --> 01:00:24,087
Fuck you.

1232
01:00:28,391 --> 01:00:32,261
Jeff, this isn't all your
fault, man.

1233
01:00:32,261 --> 01:00:36,599
Your father trained you to be
like this.

1234
01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:38,301
Violent, selfish,

1235
01:00:38,501 --> 01:00:39,902
self-serving.

1236
01:00:42,038 --> 01:00:46,743
You know, my mother left
him because he abused her.

1237
01:00:46,743 --> 01:00:48,911
You're fucking stupid Jeff.

1238
01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:51,347
I found him.

1239
01:00:51,714 --> 01:00:53,049
I hunted him down.

1240
01:00:53,282 --> 01:00:55,418
He came looking for you.

1241
01:00:55,885 --> 01:00:56,452
You ate that shit up, Jeff.

1242
01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:57,520
Oh, sure.

1243
01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:02,825
He was a fucking saint with no
idea about his long lost son.

1244
01:01:03,026 --> 01:01:05,428
He beat my mother and then he
abandoned me

1245
01:01:05,428 --> 01:01:08,665
and then I gave him
exactly what he deserved.

1246
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:09,866
He died in a car crash.

1247
01:01:09,866 --> 01:01:10,867
An injection a Propofol

1248
01:01:11,467 --> 01:01:14,504
would make anybody fall
asleep behind the wheel.

1249
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:15,405
I'll kill you.

1250
01:01:15,638 --> 01:01:16,839
I'll fucking kill you.

1251
01:01:25,882 --> 01:01:30,253
Jeff, we got
to finish the show man.

1252
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:25,768
I'll kill you.

1253
01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:26,702
I'll kill you.

1254
01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:31,607
Get out of here, Andy.

1255
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:33,442
Fuck.

1256
01:03:46,856 --> 01:03:48,891
Fuck this.

1257
01:04:44,814 --> 01:04:45,681
Siri, call 911.

1258
01:04:47,316 --> 01:04:48,117
911
What's your emergency?

1259
01:04:48,751 --> 01:04:49,352
My brother tried to kill me,

1260
01:04:50,152 --> 01:04:50,753
he drugged me and he
held a gun to my head.

1261
01:04:51,754 --> 01:04:52,555
Are
you in immediate danger?

1262
01:04:52,955 --> 01:04:53,589
No, I'm in my car.

1263
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:55,191
What is your
name?

1264
01:04:55,491 --> 01:04:56,158
Jeff Blake.

1265
01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:57,693
What
is your brother's name?

1266
01:04:58,060 --> 01:04:58,728
Andy Baker.

1267
01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:00,296
What is your
address?

1268
01:05:01,430 --> 01:05:03,299
I'm on 1300 River Avenue,
Toms River, New Jersey.

1269
01:05:03,299 --> 01:05:04,267
What is
your current location?

1270
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:05,601
I'm on Route 37 somewhere.

1271
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,169
I'm going right down the
parkway.

1272
01:05:07,803 --> 01:05:09,171
We are
currently
dispatching several units

1273
01:05:09,472 --> 01:05:10,840
to your house and your current
location.

1274
01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:12,041
I'm gonna ask you to
stay put, is that okay?

1275
01:05:12,275 --> 01:05:13,042
Yeah that's fine.

1276
01:05:14,043 --> 01:05:15,444
Sir, can
you describe what happened?

1277
01:05:15,845 --> 01:05:17,480
He drugged me and held a gun
to my head.

1278
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:18,948
Do you
have any other information?

1279
01:05:19,382 --> 01:05:20,750
He went crazy, he's a son of a
bitch.

1280
01:05:29,992 --> 01:05:31,360
New Jersey. 101.5

1281
01:05:31,794 --> 01:05:37,233
We're in for the rest of the
afternoon into the evening.

1282
01:05:39,335 --> 01:05:44,707
Thunderstorm and we're
down dropping into the 40s.

1283
01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:48,277
Run to Rita's or a
scrumptious new chocolate,

1284
01:05:48,277 --> 01:05:50,980
peanut butter ice; two great
tastes, one awesome ice.

1285
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:54,317
Enjoy a new chocolate
peanut butter ice at Rita's.

1286
01:06:18,441 --> 01:06:24,146
Family, right?

1287
01:07:03,085 --> 01:07:04,854
3-0-1-1 to
Dispatch,

1288
01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,422
I've arrived on scene.

1289
01:07:06,922 --> 01:07:08,791
3-0-1-1 Copy.

1290
01:07:15,331 --> 01:07:17,166
Is that a
fucking camera?

1291
01:07:17,933 --> 01:07:20,870
♪ You can pick a patch
of pickled peppers ♪

1292
01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:22,638
♪ You can pick your nose

1293
01:07:22,838 --> 01:07:24,673
♪ You can pick the decorations

1294
01:07:24,673 --> 01:07:26,742
♪ That displayed around your
home ♪

1295
01:07:26,942 --> 01:07:31,013
♪ You can pick your car
or an apple off the tree ♪

1296
01:07:31,313 --> 01:07:34,216
♪ But you can't pick your family

1297
01:07:35,351 --> 01:07:37,787
♪ At the family dinner table

1298
01:07:37,787 --> 01:07:39,922
♪ With all arguments and strife

1299
01:07:39,922 --> 01:07:42,458
♪ Everything that made you, who
you are ♪

1300
01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:44,226
♪ Gets brought out in the light

1301
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,595
♪ From your spoiled little
cousins ♪

1302
01:07:46,595 --> 01:07:48,597
♪ To your racist Grandpa Lee

1303
01:07:48,864 --> 01:07:53,469
♪ It's everything that makes
up your fucked up family ♪

1304
01:07:53,469 --> 01:07:55,137
♪ You're bound by blood

1305
01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:57,173
♪ And they won't let you forget

1306
01:07:57,373 --> 01:07:59,341
♪ All the things that you've
done ♪

1307
01:07:59,542 --> 01:08:02,411
♪ And all the things that you
regret ♪

1308
01:08:03,746 --> 01:08:06,415
♪ We've all made some mistakes
though ♪

1309
01:08:06,415 --> 01:08:08,617
♪ So just smile when pass
potatoes ♪

1310
01:08:08,617 --> 01:08:12,121
♪ And enjoy the first
people that you met ♪

1311
01:08:30,306 --> 01:08:32,808
♪ You can pick your preference

1312
01:08:33,309 --> 01:08:34,910
♪ Taylor Ham or Pork Roll

1313
01:08:34,910 --> 01:08:37,079
♪ Your favorite barbecue sauce

1314
01:08:37,079 --> 01:08:39,215
♪ to hold them or to fold

1315
01:08:39,415 --> 01:08:43,686
♪ You can choose to gamble
to play it out safely ♪

1316
01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:47,289
♪ But you can pick your family

1317
01:08:47,289 --> 01:08:49,859
♪ No, you can't pick your family

1318
01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:52,895
♪ No, no, no

1319
01:08:54,063 --> 01:08:59,702
♪ You can't pick your family

1320
01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:03,172
♪ No, no, no

1321
01:09:03,172 --> 01:09:06,876
♪ You can't pick your family

1322
01:09:17,453 --> 01:09:19,288
Merry Christmas y'all.