1 00:00:02,021 --> 00:00:03,421 TABLET: OK, guys, Intimacy Week's coming up. 2 00:00:03,421 --> 00:00:04,661 How do you feel about that? 3 00:00:04,661 --> 00:00:06,341 Is that you in in bed for the rest of the day now, is it? 4 00:00:06,341 --> 00:00:07,581 Are you having a breakdown? Ha. 5 00:00:07,581 --> 00:00:08,821 Oh, no, it's not that 6 00:00:08,821 --> 00:00:12,021 Married at First Sight Australia horseshit again? 7 00:00:12,021 --> 00:00:15,341 Oh, two people looking for love is horseshit, is it? 8 00:00:15,341 --> 00:00:16,861 They're not looking for love. 9 00:00:16,861 --> 00:00:19,821 They're looking for fame so they can sell sunglasses on TikTok, 10 00:00:19,821 --> 00:00:21,901 as if getting married wasn't tacky enough. 11 00:00:21,901 --> 00:00:24,061 Bloody hell, he doesn't even like weddings now! 12 00:00:24,061 --> 00:00:25,461 Get yourself in debt 13 00:00:25,461 --> 00:00:27,661 so you can pretend to your friends you live in a fairy tale? You knobs. 14 00:00:27,661 --> 00:00:29,861 Oh, you cynical old man! 15 00:00:29,861 --> 00:00:31,021 What job is it anyway? 16 00:00:31,021 --> 00:00:33,421 Weirdly, it's an actual wedding, down near Wolves. 17 00:00:33,421 --> 00:00:35,701 Well, you tell that couple from me to 18 00:00:35,701 --> 00:00:38,541 "cherish every single moment they're together 19 00:00:38,541 --> 00:00:40,741 "cos that's what soulmates do." 20 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:41,861 What?! 21 00:00:41,861 --> 00:00:45,621 It's what Cheryl's just said to Digga in episode one. Aww! 22 00:00:45,621 --> 00:00:48,701 Yep, weddings. Meaningless sentiment. 23 00:00:48,701 --> 00:00:50,061 See you later. 24 00:01:15,861 --> 00:01:17,901 CHATTER 25 00:01:26,821 --> 00:01:28,861 All right, Wicky? All right, Jack? 26 00:01:28,861 --> 00:01:30,101 What happened? 27 00:01:30,101 --> 00:01:33,181 Mad one. So, wedding reception's about to start, 28 00:01:33,181 --> 00:01:34,941 some bloke in a balaclava comes in, 29 00:01:34,941 --> 00:01:36,981 smacks one of the guests round the head with a baseball bat. 30 00:01:36,981 --> 00:01:38,781 Bloody hell! Dead? 31 00:01:38,781 --> 00:01:40,901 Nah, he'll have a bloody headache though. 32 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:42,301 Ketchup all over the shop. 33 00:01:42,301 --> 00:01:43,661 One of the guests tackled him, 34 00:01:43,661 --> 00:01:46,181 so we've got the toerag in custody, but he won't talk. 35 00:01:46,181 --> 00:01:47,581 Just letting them get on with it. 36 00:01:47,581 --> 00:01:48,901 Get on with what? 37 00:01:48,901 --> 00:01:50,941 Father of the bride wants to carry on with the reception. 38 00:01:50,941 --> 00:01:53,341 Eh?! You'll see when you meet him. 39 00:01:53,341 --> 00:01:54,381 Legend. 40 00:01:54,381 --> 00:01:55,461 Ah. 41 00:01:55,461 --> 00:01:58,381 Where's Ruth? She's at home, watching some reality shit. 42 00:01:58,381 --> 00:02:00,501 About time you made an honest woman of her, innit? 43 00:02:00,501 --> 00:02:03,581 Eh? Shut up! Why would we want all this nonsense? 44 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:05,661 All women want to get married, Wicky. 45 00:02:05,661 --> 00:02:07,501 They want to have their princess day. 46 00:02:07,501 --> 00:02:09,821 Jesus, Jack, you can't say that sort of thing any more, mate. 47 00:02:09,821 --> 00:02:11,901 You'll get cancelled. You'll have to go and work in Nando's. 48 00:02:11,901 --> 00:02:14,261 I didn't say it. Lorraine Kelly did. 49 00:02:18,301 --> 00:02:19,901 Why are you watching Lorraine? 50 00:02:21,301 --> 00:02:22,541 Personal choice. 51 00:02:24,541 --> 00:02:26,581 Here we go! 52 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,341 Legend alert! 53 00:02:28,341 --> 00:02:29,701 The cavalry arrives! 54 00:02:29,701 --> 00:02:30,821 Not before time, son. 55 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:33,461 We've got a bloody big train to get back on the tracks here. 56 00:02:33,461 --> 00:02:35,061 Right, go on. 57 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:38,101 Sorry, I don't... 58 00:02:38,101 --> 00:02:39,701 He knows. Course he knows! 59 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,021 Come on. 60 00:02:41,021 --> 00:02:42,381 I... I really don't... 61 00:02:42,381 --> 00:02:44,381 Just sing the song if you want, mate. 62 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,341 Song? 63 00:02:46,341 --> 00:02:49,421 # Bob Mammot, the King of Storage 64 00:02:49,421 --> 00:02:52,781 # If storage is your thing Bob Mammot's your king! 65 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:55,541 # Ra-ra! Ra-ra! # 66 00:03:02,301 --> 00:03:03,941 He knows, he's just being polite. 67 00:03:03,941 --> 00:03:06,141 Right, kid, this is for you. 68 00:03:06,141 --> 00:03:07,821 Oh, we're not allowed, Bob. 69 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,181 Hey, hey, you know, you've been as good as gold 70 00:03:10,181 --> 00:03:12,221 and we could do without all this getting in the press, you know. 71 00:03:12,221 --> 00:03:15,301 And you're going to keep it on the downlow, yeah? Take it. 72 00:03:16,261 --> 00:03:17,301 Cheers, Bob. 73 00:03:17,301 --> 00:03:19,221 I'll have a vape in the panda, make sure you're not disturbed. 74 00:03:19,221 --> 00:03:20,421 Right. 75 00:03:22,261 --> 00:03:24,461 Wicky. Wicky. 76 00:03:24,461 --> 00:03:25,981 Here's me hand, right? 77 00:03:25,981 --> 00:03:27,141 Here's me heart. 78 00:03:28,381 --> 00:03:31,221 Now, I've heard you're the best in the business. 79 00:03:31,221 --> 00:03:33,501 I'm going to need you to perform some miracles here, son. 80 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,781 Come this way. 81 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,381 So what was the attack all about, then? 82 00:03:44,381 --> 00:03:45,821 Total mystery. 83 00:03:45,821 --> 00:03:47,541 Professional jealousy, probably. 84 00:03:47,541 --> 00:03:50,181 Oh, yeah? A lot of that in the storage world, is there? 85 00:03:50,181 --> 00:03:54,301 Yeah. Who else has facilities in Stourbridge, Dudley and West Brom? 86 00:03:54,301 --> 00:03:55,861 No-one! Oh! 87 00:03:55,861 --> 00:03:58,461 And it's going to take more than a hoodie swinging his dick around 88 00:03:58,461 --> 00:04:00,621 to derail a Mammot wedding. 89 00:04:00,621 --> 00:04:02,261 Thought he was swinging a baseball bat round? 90 00:04:02,261 --> 00:04:05,061 Hey, have a bit of respect, kid. A man was hurt. 91 00:04:05,061 --> 00:04:06,381 Sorry. 92 00:04:06,381 --> 00:04:08,941 Hey, Dave, there's canapes and fizz in there, son. 93 00:04:08,941 --> 00:04:12,061 Give your missus a break from the prosecco. 94 00:04:12,061 --> 00:04:13,741 Cheap twot. 95 00:04:13,741 --> 00:04:16,661 Right, you need to get a wriggle on. 96 00:04:16,661 --> 00:04:18,501 Keep this on the downlow. 97 00:04:19,901 --> 00:04:22,861 Jasper Carrott's going to be here in a minute. 98 00:04:22,861 --> 00:04:24,501 Right. 99 00:04:24,501 --> 00:04:25,701 Master of ceremonies. 100 00:04:25,701 --> 00:04:27,181 Ah. 101 00:04:27,181 --> 00:04:28,621 Thought he'd retired. 102 00:04:28,621 --> 00:04:30,021 HE thought he had... 103 00:04:30,021 --> 00:04:32,581 ..until he saw how many zeros were on the end of the cheque. 104 00:04:32,581 --> 00:04:34,301 Three. Ah! 105 00:04:34,301 --> 00:04:35,621 With a four in front. 106 00:04:37,301 --> 00:04:39,741 Four grand. Four grand, yeah. Yeah. 107 00:04:39,741 --> 00:04:42,981 Also, I hurt my wrist writing one out for UB40 - 108 00:04:42,981 --> 00:04:44,421 featuring Ali Campbell. 109 00:04:44,421 --> 00:04:45,981 Oh, right. 110 00:04:45,981 --> 00:04:47,701 Are they going to play Red Red Wine? 111 00:04:47,701 --> 00:04:49,381 Well, we're not going to have the first dance to 112 00:04:49,381 --> 00:04:50,861 Rat In Mi Kitchen are we, you plum? 113 00:04:50,861 --> 00:04:52,261 Any more stupid questions? 114 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,941 Yeah, one. 115 00:04:54,941 --> 00:04:56,941 Who was it who got hit? 116 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,621 It was me dad! 117 00:05:01,021 --> 00:05:02,501 Oh, God, I'm sorry. I... 118 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:04,101 Who would want to hurt your dad? 119 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:08,261 We built this empire together. 120 00:05:08,261 --> 00:05:10,381 Me and me dad are the biggest storage providers 121 00:05:10,381 --> 00:05:11,661 in the Black Country. 122 00:05:11,661 --> 00:05:14,421 Maybe it was cutting the head off the storage snake. 123 00:05:15,701 --> 00:05:17,901 He's my rock, Wicky. My rock. 124 00:05:19,261 --> 00:05:22,101 They wouldn't lie and say he wasn't OK if he wasn't OK, 125 00:05:22,101 --> 00:05:23,901 they wouldn't do that, would they, Wicky?! 126 00:05:23,901 --> 00:05:27,221 No, I'm sure if they said he'll be fine, he'll be fine. 127 00:05:27,221 --> 00:05:28,261 Yeah. 128 00:05:29,741 --> 00:05:31,621 You're a good man, Wicky. 129 00:05:31,621 --> 00:05:33,381 I can see that. 130 00:05:33,381 --> 00:05:34,821 I won't forget this. 131 00:05:38,061 --> 00:05:40,541 I mean, do you even know your inside leg measurement? 132 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,061 What about this, then? All right? Yeah, it's nice. 133 00:05:43,061 --> 00:05:45,861 Oh, here he is, my worst half! 134 00:05:45,861 --> 00:05:47,261 Hello! Hello! 135 00:05:50,781 --> 00:05:52,781 You're not going to believe this, Bob, I just caught 136 00:05:52,781 --> 00:05:57,181 the Right Honourable David Quince MP trying to sneak out! 137 00:05:57,181 --> 00:05:59,141 Oh, yeah, you're not going anywhere, sir. Well... 138 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,541 Let's get you a drink. I think I've had quite enough. 139 00:06:01,541 --> 00:06:02,621 Oh, he says he's had enough. 140 00:06:02,621 --> 00:06:04,781 We'd never live it down, would we?! 141 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,941 "MP seen leaving Mammot wedding sober." 142 00:06:09,901 --> 00:06:12,581 No? No, thank you, to that headline. 143 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:15,261 I think in the circumstances it would be best I left. 144 00:06:15,261 --> 00:06:17,981 I think the press might see it as a... 145 00:06:17,981 --> 00:06:21,381 David! I will not have you leave the wedding of the year! 146 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,741 And there's no press coming - other than the ones I've paid for. 147 00:06:24,741 --> 00:06:27,501 Got a double-page shoot in the... BOTH: West Midlands Now. 148 00:06:27,501 --> 00:06:29,101 Yeah, and we've got this big lad here, 149 00:06:29,101 --> 00:06:30,421 he's going to clear up the mess. 150 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:32,421 All right? We've met before. 151 00:06:32,421 --> 00:06:34,221 I doubt it, I doubt that very much. 152 00:06:34,221 --> 00:06:36,821 Now, David, I would love to talk you through the wedding menu... 153 00:06:36,821 --> 00:06:38,101 We have met before. 154 00:06:38,101 --> 00:06:40,461 Do you remember? you came down my local pub for a photo shoot 155 00:06:40,461 --> 00:06:41,781 during the election. 156 00:06:41,781 --> 00:06:43,861 Not seen you since, though. Typical politician. 157 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:48,381 I imagine a politician is a bit busy to sip pints with a cleaner. 158 00:06:48,381 --> 00:06:49,661 Crime scene cleaner. 159 00:06:49,661 --> 00:06:52,381 Hey, don't worry about that pint that you left by the way. 160 00:06:52,381 --> 00:06:54,341 My mate Weasel mine-swept it. 161 00:06:54,341 --> 00:06:56,061 He's not bought a drink in 12 years, 162 00:06:56,061 --> 00:06:57,941 not bad for a functioning alcoholic. 163 00:06:57,941 --> 00:06:59,341 I say functioning, 164 00:06:59,341 --> 00:07:00,621 he shat himself. 165 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:03,061 David, would you excuse me for a moment 166 00:07:03,061 --> 00:07:04,581 while I handle this gentleman? 167 00:07:04,581 --> 00:07:05,661 Wicky. 168 00:07:05,661 --> 00:07:08,981 I shall show "the cleaner" to where he is needed. 169 00:07:08,981 --> 00:07:10,381 Don't let him leave! 170 00:07:11,341 --> 00:07:13,301 Right, OK, so, 171 00:07:13,301 --> 00:07:15,621 get chugging on that, David. Ooh, er... 172 00:07:15,621 --> 00:07:16,981 Hey. Oh! 173 00:07:16,981 --> 00:07:19,501 Sorry, but am I not cleaning this first? 174 00:07:19,501 --> 00:07:21,061 Oh, sorry. 175 00:07:21,061 --> 00:07:23,461 Just thought it might be nice to get the blood off 176 00:07:23,461 --> 00:07:25,581 my daughter's 23-grand wedding dress first! 177 00:07:27,101 --> 00:07:28,341 Come! 178 00:07:28,341 --> 00:07:31,381 It's quality that, it's been soaked in oak or summat! 179 00:07:37,821 --> 00:07:39,301 SOBBING 180 00:07:41,981 --> 00:07:44,581 Mum! How is he? Is he going to be OK? 181 00:07:44,581 --> 00:07:46,301 Who? Grandad, of course! 182 00:07:46,301 --> 00:07:49,981 He's fine! You just focus on being the perfect bride. 183 00:07:49,981 --> 00:07:51,941 Get her slap sorted, Tara. 184 00:07:51,941 --> 00:07:53,821 It's a disaster. 185 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,221 Look at me! 186 00:07:55,221 --> 00:07:56,901 Oh, you look gorgeous, Anne-Marie. 187 00:07:56,901 --> 00:07:59,341 Why would anyone want to hurt Grandad? 188 00:07:59,341 --> 00:08:01,141 Tell her she looks like an angel, Ravi. 189 00:08:01,141 --> 00:08:02,341 You do, you look well fit. 190 00:08:02,341 --> 00:08:03,861 Like an angel! Like an angel, yeah. 191 00:08:03,861 --> 00:08:07,181 There you go. Thank God this one was here to tackle the little shit. 192 00:08:07,181 --> 00:08:09,061 We owe you, Ravi, don't we, Anne-Marie? 193 00:08:09,061 --> 00:08:10,301 Yeah, thanks, Rav. 194 00:08:10,301 --> 00:08:11,541 Anything for you. 195 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:13,621 You was a hero, Ravi. 196 00:08:13,621 --> 00:08:15,981 Like a Brummie Jason Statham. 197 00:08:15,981 --> 00:08:17,341 GIGGLING 198 00:08:17,341 --> 00:08:19,941 Hey, you're Ravi Singh?! 199 00:08:19,941 --> 00:08:21,781 Yeah. That's mad! 200 00:08:21,781 --> 00:08:24,141 I saw you score against Brentford this season! 201 00:08:24,141 --> 00:08:25,501 Yeah, that was a good goal, that. 202 00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:27,381 Hey, congratulations, by the way. 203 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,581 Ta. Oi, Cleaning Tower of Pisa, 204 00:08:29,581 --> 00:08:31,101 you're not here to spot celebrities. 205 00:08:31,101 --> 00:08:32,221 There's a bride there. 206 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:33,741 Yeah, all right, I was just... 207 00:08:33,741 --> 00:08:35,261 I'm surprised to see him. 208 00:08:37,181 --> 00:08:38,221 How you doing? You all right? 209 00:08:38,221 --> 00:08:40,221 Never mind the therapy, get that muck off her veil! 210 00:08:40,221 --> 00:08:41,621 Can you get it off? 211 00:08:41,621 --> 00:08:43,261 Hey, do bears shit in the woods? 212 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:45,821 Oh! You show some respect. 213 00:08:45,821 --> 00:08:47,661 It's my little girl's wedding day. 214 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,701 Fucking bears shitting in the woods. 215 00:08:49,701 --> 00:08:52,341 Hey, Tara, hoick them jugs up. 216 00:08:52,341 --> 00:08:54,061 We need a bit of glamour in the photos. 217 00:08:54,061 --> 00:08:55,781 Give it here, I'll go and soak it for you. 218 00:08:55,781 --> 00:08:57,941 Oh, I'll get a picture for Insta, babe. 219 00:08:57,941 --> 00:08:59,261 Not when I look like this! 220 00:08:59,261 --> 00:09:02,141 Yeah, maybe let me clean her up first, eh, girls? 221 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:05,461 I think maybe we just cancel it all, Mum. 222 00:09:05,461 --> 00:09:07,781 What? Are you a Mammot or a mouse? 223 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:11,341 Cancel? Have you any idea how much all of this cost? 224 00:09:11,341 --> 00:09:13,901 You think Jasper Carrott, Ali Campbell 225 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,741 and Noddy Holder are free?! 226 00:09:15,741 --> 00:09:18,741 I told you, I don't know who they are! 227 00:09:18,741 --> 00:09:20,421 Who's all this for? 228 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:21,621 So ungrateful. 229 00:09:21,621 --> 00:09:22,861 For you, my girl. 230 00:09:22,861 --> 00:09:26,061 To make you the bride of the fucking century! 231 00:09:26,061 --> 00:09:27,661 Can we go and see Grandad? 232 00:09:27,661 --> 00:09:30,261 What for? He's off his nut on morphine. 233 00:09:30,261 --> 00:09:34,581 We have got a schedule as tight as a gnat's chuff, my girl. 234 00:09:34,581 --> 00:09:36,221 You stay focused. 235 00:09:37,501 --> 00:09:40,141 I spoke to your dad before, he said he's going to be fine. 236 00:09:40,141 --> 00:09:41,501 Your grandad, I mean. 237 00:09:41,501 --> 00:09:43,021 And he's an old comedian. 238 00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:44,901 He had a hit about a funky moped. 239 00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:46,301 Jasper Carrott. 240 00:09:46,301 --> 00:09:48,981 It's less relevant. I should have bailed at the grandad fact. 241 00:09:48,981 --> 00:09:51,341 Bollocks, we're supposed to be throwing the bouquet! 242 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,181 Come on, girls, the photographer's on the clock. 243 00:09:53,181 --> 00:09:54,261 She don't need a veil 244 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:56,501 to throw a bunch of flowers over her fucking shoulder. 245 00:09:57,501 --> 00:09:59,301 I just wanted a normal wedding! 246 00:09:59,301 --> 00:10:01,541 Mammots are not normal. 247 00:10:01,541 --> 00:10:04,221 Ravi, love, do you mind helping Bob move the cake? 248 00:10:04,221 --> 00:10:06,461 No problem, Mrs M. 249 00:10:07,381 --> 00:10:08,741 Cheer up, Anne-Marie. 250 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,221 You look... Like an angel. 251 00:10:10,221 --> 00:10:12,981 Yeah, like an angel. 252 00:10:15,461 --> 00:10:17,141 Right, come on, you lot, photos. 253 00:10:17,141 --> 00:10:18,541 Tits and C. 254 00:10:19,741 --> 00:10:21,021 Charmer, isn't she? 255 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,301 She might be the worst person I've ever met 256 00:10:23,301 --> 00:10:25,781 and there was a lad in my town who had sex with a magpie. 257 00:10:27,381 --> 00:10:28,861 They Wolves socks? 258 00:10:28,861 --> 00:10:30,141 Yeah. Yeah! 259 00:10:30,141 --> 00:10:31,741 You play with Ravi, do you? 260 00:10:31,741 --> 00:10:34,861 I used to, on the youth team, but didn't make the cut. 261 00:10:34,861 --> 00:10:37,101 Aw, but you've stayed best mates? That's nice. 262 00:10:37,101 --> 00:10:38,461 Yeah, I mean, 263 00:10:38,461 --> 00:10:40,701 don't see much of him now that he's busy with the team, like. 264 00:10:40,701 --> 00:10:42,421 Ah, well, shit game anyway, innit? 265 00:10:42,421 --> 00:10:44,141 I only went to that match because I had a spare ticket 266 00:10:44,141 --> 00:10:45,621 cos my mate fell into a septic tank. 267 00:10:45,621 --> 00:10:46,741 He what? 268 00:10:46,741 --> 00:10:48,821 I mean I say fell, he dived! 269 00:10:48,821 --> 00:10:50,581 He'd been on poppers for three days. 270 00:10:50,581 --> 00:10:51,941 What do you do now? 271 00:10:51,941 --> 00:10:53,741 Work for Bob, unfortunately. 272 00:10:53,741 --> 00:10:56,981 Ah, the power behind the Storage King's throne, eh? 273 00:10:56,981 --> 00:10:58,541 Nightmare about this attack! 274 00:10:58,541 --> 00:11:00,941 Yeah, I mean I can't say it was a massive shock, but... 275 00:11:00,941 --> 00:11:03,221 Yeah, he said something about a jealous rival, is it? 276 00:11:04,301 --> 00:11:05,501 Is that what he told you? 277 00:11:05,501 --> 00:11:07,941 Oh! Why you know different, do you? 278 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:10,221 Well.... 279 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,661 There you are, brain-ache. 280 00:11:11,661 --> 00:11:12,901 I've been looking for you everywhere. 281 00:11:12,901 --> 00:11:14,261 DJ needs help setting up. 282 00:11:14,261 --> 00:11:15,381 Can't someone else do it? 283 00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:16,821 Can't someone else do it? 284 00:11:16,821 --> 00:11:19,061 You work for me, you bloody muppet. 285 00:11:19,061 --> 00:11:21,621 Even Ravi is helping out. It's all hands to the pump. 286 00:11:21,621 --> 00:11:23,461 Bob, we should have a chat about what's just happened. 287 00:11:23,461 --> 00:11:25,821 My boots will have a chat with your ping pongs in a minute, son. 288 00:11:25,821 --> 00:11:27,221 Get! 289 00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:31,501 Bloody kids these days, eh, Wicky? 290 00:11:31,501 --> 00:11:34,261 Right, let's get me dad's spooge off that cake. 291 00:11:35,781 --> 00:11:37,221 Love you, Dad. 292 00:11:37,221 --> 00:11:38,581 Stay strong. 293 00:11:43,381 --> 00:11:45,621 Thank you for your patience, everybody. 294 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:48,381 Please enjoy a glass of vintage champagne... 295 00:11:48,381 --> 00:11:50,581 MICROPHONE FEEDBACK: ..courtesy of the Storage King himself, 296 00:11:50,581 --> 00:11:52,181 Mr Bob Mammot. 297 00:11:55,101 --> 00:11:56,341 There you go, big man. 298 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,981 Good lad. What do you think? 299 00:11:59,061 --> 00:12:01,701 Well, it's big. "It's big", he says. 300 00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:04,701 That's four grand's worth of cream sponge in there, mate. 301 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:05,901 Who's that? 302 00:12:07,141 --> 00:12:09,821 Who do you fuckin' think? It's the mug who paid for it! 303 00:12:09,821 --> 00:12:11,181 Well? 304 00:12:11,181 --> 00:12:12,421 Well, I can clean it, yeah, 305 00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:14,261 but the chemicals are pretty toxic, you know. 306 00:12:14,261 --> 00:12:15,421 It's all right. 307 00:12:15,421 --> 00:12:17,741 Well...it's life-threatening. 308 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:20,621 Doesn't know much about showbiz this one, does he, Ravi? 309 00:12:20,621 --> 00:12:22,421 Nah. Yeah, right. Show him your watch. 310 00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:23,461 Nah, you're all right. 311 00:12:23,461 --> 00:12:24,981 No, go on, show him your watch. 312 00:12:27,261 --> 00:12:28,821 Right, how much is that? 313 00:12:28,821 --> 00:12:30,661 I'm not really a watch guy, lads. 314 00:12:30,661 --> 00:12:32,661 Guess how much. How much?! 315 00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:34,061 Yeah, go on. 316 00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:35,101 3 million? 317 00:12:35,101 --> 00:12:36,981 3 fuckin' million?! What are you talking about? 318 00:12:36,981 --> 00:12:38,821 Like I say, I'm not really a watch guy. 319 00:12:38,821 --> 00:12:41,341 That's 80 grand's worth, that watch. 320 00:12:41,341 --> 00:12:42,421 80 grand! 321 00:12:42,421 --> 00:12:45,381 Now, did you have to spend that to tell the time, Ravi? 322 00:12:45,381 --> 00:12:47,461 Yeah... Did you, Ravi? 323 00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:48,981 No! 324 00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:50,341 You don't. 325 00:12:50,341 --> 00:12:53,941 And you don't need to eat a cake to be impressed by it. 326 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:58,821 The function of this cake is to wow the crowds before my... 327 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,021 ..before... 328 00:13:00,021 --> 00:13:01,861 ..you know, the speeches. 329 00:13:01,861 --> 00:13:04,901 Right, see, lights down, right? 330 00:13:04,901 --> 00:13:07,661 Jasper comes out, gives it the big 'un, 331 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:11,021 then UB40 crank out Baby Come Back, 332 00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:13,501 then lights up... 333 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,781 Cake. 334 00:13:14,781 --> 00:13:17,701 Wheeled out by a bloody Premiership football player. 335 00:13:17,701 --> 00:13:21,061 And then I come out, give it all the funnies! 336 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:22,461 Legend! 337 00:13:22,461 --> 00:13:25,621 Too right I'm a legend, come here, Ravi Singh. 338 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:27,501 You're the son I never had, mate. 339 00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:29,501 I mean it. Do you understand that? 340 00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:33,381 I'm just thinking, Bob, right, you're the legend of storage 341 00:13:33,381 --> 00:13:36,221 and I'm the legend of score-age. 342 00:13:37,941 --> 00:13:39,581 Fuck me, mate. 343 00:13:39,581 --> 00:13:40,901 Did you just come up with that? 344 00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,221 Yeah. 345 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,621 Did you hear that? He just came up with that. 346 00:13:44,621 --> 00:13:45,981 I'm going to open with that, mate. 347 00:13:45,981 --> 00:13:47,741 Can I have that? I mean it. 348 00:13:47,741 --> 00:13:49,141 That'll bring the ceiling down. 349 00:13:49,141 --> 00:13:52,061 Lads, just to be clear, if I clean this cake 350 00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:54,981 and someone eats it, they might die. 351 00:13:54,981 --> 00:13:56,461 Bob! 352 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:59,421 That bastard MP's had it on his toes again! 353 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:01,261 We've got star-studded speeches. 354 00:14:01,261 --> 00:14:02,781 We can afford to lose an MP. 355 00:14:02,781 --> 00:14:04,581 No, I want him here. 356 00:14:04,581 --> 00:14:06,061 I told everyone he'd be here. 357 00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:08,021 Where's Anne-Marie? Has she gone AWOL? 358 00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,621 Shithouse bride, that girl. 359 00:14:09,621 --> 00:14:13,541 Hey, Viv, it's our daughter's big day. Come on. 360 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:15,581 What's this bell doing here? The floor isn't done. 361 00:14:15,581 --> 00:14:16,781 What are you doing here, you bell? 362 00:14:16,781 --> 00:14:18,741 Ravi, sweetheart, will you please find Anne-Marie? 363 00:14:18,741 --> 00:14:19,781 She'll listen to you. 364 00:14:19,781 --> 00:14:21,941 Tell her she needs to be working that courtyard. 365 00:14:21,941 --> 00:14:24,061 MP! NOW! 366 00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:26,941 So sorry, sir. 367 00:14:26,941 --> 00:14:29,381 Mr Carrott and Mr Campbell are stuck in traffic. 368 00:14:31,581 --> 00:14:33,061 Shit, bollocks! 369 00:14:35,501 --> 00:14:36,821 Right... 370 00:14:36,821 --> 00:14:40,061 I'm going to phone Jeff Lynne from ELO. 371 00:14:40,061 --> 00:14:41,141 Hey, Mr Blue Sky. 372 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:43,021 That's right. No, it's Bob Mammot. 373 00:14:43,021 --> 00:14:44,501 Yeah, it is, Bob Mammot. 374 00:14:44,501 --> 00:14:46,061 Yeah, King of Storage. 375 00:14:46,061 --> 00:14:47,421 Oi. 376 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:49,661 Does this not bug you a bit? 377 00:14:49,661 --> 00:14:50,861 What? 378 00:14:50,861 --> 00:14:53,301 Why's he on the cake? It's your wedding! 379 00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:55,101 It's not. What? 380 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:56,861 It's not my wedding. I'm best man. 381 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,381 You seen Anne-Marie? 382 00:15:00,381 --> 00:15:02,261 You better watch that woman, son. 383 00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:04,261 Don't want to lose her on the way home, do you, eh? 384 00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:06,021 Eh? Hey! 385 00:15:06,021 --> 00:15:08,221 Heeey! 1-nil! Ha-ha! 386 00:15:18,421 --> 00:15:19,821 You're the groom?! 387 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,421 What are you doing out here? 388 00:15:30,421 --> 00:15:32,741 You should be cleaning up. Vivien will go mad! 389 00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:36,501 If you're the groom, why's he got you running round like some skivvy? 390 00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:39,141 Same reason he's made me buy all this shit no-one needs - 391 00:15:39,141 --> 00:15:40,181 he's a boss. 392 00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:42,701 Look, the whole family are mad. 393 00:15:42,701 --> 00:15:44,381 Well, why are you marrying into it, then? 394 00:15:44,381 --> 00:15:46,061 Because Anne-Marie is amazing. 395 00:15:46,061 --> 00:15:48,701 It's mad! You haven't even been in the photos! 396 00:15:48,701 --> 00:15:50,581 Yeah, but I'm not a celebrity, am I? 397 00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:52,261 Why would they want a photo of me? 398 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:54,821 Oh, no. No, no, this is no good. 399 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,861 It's none of my business, but this is your day. 400 00:15:56,861 --> 00:15:58,861 You have to do a Janet Jackson here, mate. 401 00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:00,741 You're going to have to take control. 402 00:16:02,581 --> 00:16:04,501 She's a singer. 403 00:16:04,501 --> 00:16:06,741 Had a series of hits in the '80s and '90s? 404 00:16:06,741 --> 00:16:08,661 She whopped her bap out at the Super Bowl! 405 00:16:08,661 --> 00:16:11,461 It doesn't matter who she is, Manish! Focus! 406 00:16:11,461 --> 00:16:12,941 You know what? You're right. 407 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,341 Thanks, Wicky. 408 00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:17,741 Don't thank me. 409 00:16:17,741 --> 00:16:18,901 Thank Janet Jackson. 410 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:21,221 Now, go. 411 00:16:33,421 --> 00:16:35,101 Ah, mate, we've been together for years, 412 00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:36,901 but I don't even know what to say to her. 413 00:16:36,901 --> 00:16:42,501 Hey, all she needs is for you to call her your wife, all right? 414 00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:46,901 Failing that - God forgive me - play the grandad card. 415 00:16:48,261 --> 00:16:49,301 OK. 416 00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:55,181 Anne-Marie... 417 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,701 What are you doing here? Dad's looking for you. 418 00:16:57,701 --> 00:16:59,741 Yeah, but I've barely seen you all day. 419 00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:02,501 Not even had a chance to call you my wife yet. 420 00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:04,581 Sounds good, doesn't it? "Wife". 421 00:17:04,581 --> 00:17:06,741 Oh, don't be a melt, Manish. 422 00:17:06,741 --> 00:17:07,941 WHISPERS: Grandad! 423 00:17:07,941 --> 00:17:09,741 Listen, I was thinking maybe we could go to the hospital 424 00:17:09,741 --> 00:17:10,901 and see how your grandad's doing. 425 00:17:10,901 --> 00:17:11,981 Eh? 426 00:17:12,981 --> 00:17:14,181 No, we can't, Mani. 427 00:17:14,181 --> 00:17:15,781 They're going mental. 428 00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:17,701 It's the photos, then the meal, then the speeches. 429 00:17:17,701 --> 00:17:19,941 That's how it works. Yeah, but this is OUR wedding day! 430 00:17:19,941 --> 00:17:21,581 We can do what we want. 431 00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,261 I know you'll feel better if you see him. 432 00:17:24,741 --> 00:17:28,661 Now, this is none of my business and it might not help, 433 00:17:28,661 --> 00:17:31,381 but if you want, I could cause a distraction and you can go. 434 00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:34,581 I used to be able to do the robot, something like... 435 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,261 Actually, that won't help, but... 436 00:17:38,261 --> 00:17:39,701 ..you can borrow my van. 437 00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:40,741 Cheers, Wicky. 438 00:17:40,741 --> 00:17:42,061 Well, well, well! 439 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,181 This is a cosy love-in. 440 00:17:44,181 --> 00:17:45,981 Where have you two been? 441 00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,701 I was talking to Mani. Why? 442 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,061 Because she's my wife. 443 00:17:49,061 --> 00:17:51,101 Ooh, lucky girl! 444 00:17:51,101 --> 00:17:53,901 But you two have got the rest of your lives to talk shit. 445 00:17:53,901 --> 00:17:57,261 Meanwhile, your poor dad is losing his mind. 446 00:17:57,261 --> 00:18:00,621 Carrott and Campbell are stuck in traffic on the motorway. 447 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,901 Ah... Coming together, are they? That's a bit weird. 448 00:18:02,901 --> 00:18:04,221 Shut it, you! 449 00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:05,821 Now, I won't lie to you, Anne-Marie. 450 00:18:05,821 --> 00:18:08,741 You've let the family down - God forgive me - and your poor 451 00:18:08,741 --> 00:18:10,621 grandfather would be ashamed. 452 00:18:10,621 --> 00:18:14,221 He's lying there in that hospital bed with his brain smashed out 453 00:18:14,221 --> 00:18:16,621 while you two kiss and cuddle! 454 00:18:16,621 --> 00:18:18,901 That is an awful thing to say. 455 00:18:18,901 --> 00:18:20,821 Oh, tears again. 456 00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:24,181 Did the spoilt girl not get everything she wanted? 457 00:18:24,181 --> 00:18:27,381 Did it ever occur to you that maybe you're the one causing the stress?! 458 00:18:27,381 --> 00:18:30,181 Woo! Hello, big balls! 459 00:18:30,181 --> 00:18:32,461 Nah. You're not worthy of this family. 460 00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:34,061 You know that, don't you? 461 00:18:34,061 --> 00:18:36,301 Bob just gave you the job out of pity. 462 00:18:36,301 --> 00:18:40,301 You're just some failed footballer our Anne-Marie took a shine to. 463 00:18:40,301 --> 00:18:42,661 Christ, I don't even know why she chose you, 464 00:18:42,661 --> 00:18:46,341 especially when, well, you know... 465 00:18:46,341 --> 00:18:47,941 ..there are other options. 466 00:18:54,861 --> 00:18:56,861 OK. 467 00:18:56,861 --> 00:18:58,261 I think it went quite well. 468 00:18:58,261 --> 00:19:00,221 Just leave it, man. 469 00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:03,061 She's right. 470 00:19:04,701 --> 00:19:06,221 Hey! 471 00:19:06,221 --> 00:19:07,781 You know something, don't you? 472 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:09,541 You know why all this happened. 473 00:19:20,261 --> 00:19:22,261 Right, kid, tell the kitchen to stall. 474 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,181 Jeff Lynne's having his bathroom fitted. 475 00:19:24,181 --> 00:19:26,501 He said he's going to move a few things around and it should work, 476 00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:28,181 so he should be able to make it, OK? 477 00:19:28,181 --> 00:19:30,221 But the Chef said the chicken will get dry. 478 00:19:30,221 --> 00:19:32,021 Well, tell him to rub butter on it or something! 479 00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:34,421 It's not fucking rocket science! Go! 480 00:19:34,421 --> 00:19:37,861 OVER PA: Thank you for your continued patience, everybody. 481 00:19:37,861 --> 00:19:40,661 Strap yourselves in, you're going to have a cracking night. 482 00:19:40,661 --> 00:19:42,861 Just don't leave, please. 483 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,541 Dunna suit you, crying, kid. 484 00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:50,221 Brought you this. 485 00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:51,301 I don't want it. 486 00:19:51,301 --> 00:19:52,701 Might make you feel better. 487 00:19:53,821 --> 00:19:55,941 I just wanted a normal wedding. 488 00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:59,421 Just me and him. 489 00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:01,901 You're worried about your grandad. 490 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,461 Don't worry, I rang the hospital for you. They say he's fine. 491 00:20:05,461 --> 00:20:06,581 Did you? 492 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:07,941 Yeah. 493 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,501 Ravi saves the day again, eh? 494 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,221 Thank you. Course, yeah. 495 00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:16,501 Come on, kid. No more tears. 496 00:20:19,221 --> 00:20:21,821 It was always meant to be me and you. 497 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:22,861 What? 498 00:20:22,861 --> 00:20:24,861 Come on. Ravi, what the fuck? 499 00:20:24,861 --> 00:20:27,341 Come on, babes, I know you love me. 500 00:20:27,341 --> 00:20:28,861 Anne-Marie. 501 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,621 I knew it. 502 00:20:30,621 --> 00:20:32,741 Mani, no. 503 00:20:32,741 --> 00:20:33,981 Manish! No! 504 00:20:35,141 --> 00:20:37,541 That goal came off your ankle anyway, you knob! 505 00:20:42,301 --> 00:20:43,421 It didn't. 506 00:20:46,781 --> 00:20:48,901 Manish! HE WHEEZES 507 00:20:48,901 --> 00:20:50,621 Don't make me run any more, mate. 508 00:20:50,621 --> 00:20:51,901 I'm clinically obese. 509 00:20:53,421 --> 00:20:54,621 I don't look it, but I am. 510 00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:58,061 I get away with it cos I'm tall, but it's...it's all here. 511 00:20:58,061 --> 00:20:59,581 Belly fat. 512 00:20:59,581 --> 00:21:00,861 It's the dangerous kind. 513 00:21:00,861 --> 00:21:03,301 Just forget it, Wicky. They got what they wanted. 514 00:21:03,301 --> 00:21:06,421 No, nothing happened. I saw it. 515 00:21:06,421 --> 00:21:07,821 She turned him down. 516 00:21:08,821 --> 00:21:10,421 Yeah, but I don't fit in. 517 00:21:10,421 --> 00:21:12,061 You've seen it yourself. 518 00:21:12,061 --> 00:21:14,021 No, neither of you do. 519 00:21:15,381 --> 00:21:16,741 That's why you've got to tell her. 520 00:21:17,701 --> 00:21:18,861 OK. 521 00:21:20,661 --> 00:21:22,741 Let's do it. Let's. 522 00:21:25,781 --> 00:21:28,021 Oh, this is mad. I'm just going to go. 523 00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,301 Hey. 524 00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:30,741 Weddings are meaningless... 525 00:21:31,861 --> 00:21:34,781 ..but I know when two people are right, OK? 526 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:37,101 Thanks, Wicky. 527 00:21:37,101 --> 00:21:38,861 DISTANT MOVEMENT 528 00:21:38,861 --> 00:21:41,501 MAN AND WOMAN PANT 529 00:21:43,861 --> 00:21:45,341 Anne-Marie? 530 00:21:47,621 --> 00:21:50,181 Yeah, fair play, I wasn't expecting that. 531 00:21:50,181 --> 00:21:52,501 Now, I may have read this quite badly, Manish. 532 00:21:52,501 --> 00:21:54,661 I'm... I'm not too proud to admit that to you, mate. 533 00:21:56,101 --> 00:21:57,541 Well, don't go in there! 534 00:21:57,541 --> 00:21:58,581 Manish! 535 00:21:58,581 --> 00:22:01,221 I knew I'd get you to stay somehow, David. 536 00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:03,581 I don't want to go home! Ugh! 537 00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:05,301 Nearly there, love. 538 00:22:05,301 --> 00:22:06,901 You're polling well. 539 00:22:06,901 --> 00:22:08,181 HE GROANS 540 00:22:08,181 --> 00:22:09,661 Get in there! 541 00:22:10,821 --> 00:22:11,861 Hello. 542 00:22:13,581 --> 00:22:14,901 Ah... 543 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,821 David, get out, lad. 544 00:22:16,821 --> 00:22:18,101 HE SIGHS 545 00:22:18,101 --> 00:22:19,581 Come on. Yeah. 546 00:22:25,021 --> 00:22:29,101 When people say to me, "Why storage?" 547 00:22:29,101 --> 00:22:32,781 I say, "Because every kingdom needs a king." 548 00:22:32,781 --> 00:22:35,021 The plains of Africa have the lion 549 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,501 and the leading storage solution of Wolverhampton... 550 00:22:38,501 --> 00:22:40,741 ..have Bob Mammot! FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 551 00:22:40,741 --> 00:22:42,101 Dad, have you seen Mani? 552 00:22:42,101 --> 00:22:43,861 No! No, I haven't seen him! 553 00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:45,101 I'm not the boy's keeper. 554 00:22:45,101 --> 00:22:46,901 I have to do all the bloody work for him as it is. 555 00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:48,301 No, you don't. 556 00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:51,061 I'm the only one that knows what's going on in your stupid business. 557 00:22:51,061 --> 00:22:52,381 Uh-oh! 558 00:22:52,381 --> 00:22:54,981 Shut up! What the fuck are you talking about? 559 00:22:54,981 --> 00:22:57,821 Mani... You are not going to believe this, Bob. 560 00:22:57,821 --> 00:23:03,181 Them two burst in when I was helping David get ready for the speeches. 561 00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:05,701 God knows what he's thinking now. 562 00:23:05,701 --> 00:23:09,381 He was a debt collector, the bloke with the baseball bat. 563 00:23:09,381 --> 00:23:10,581 Fuck off, was he. 564 00:23:10,581 --> 00:23:12,581 He was, Anne-Marie. 565 00:23:12,581 --> 00:23:14,781 Your dad's run the business into the ground. 566 00:23:14,781 --> 00:23:16,141 I should know - I do the accounts. 567 00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:18,061 HE GROWLS 568 00:23:18,061 --> 00:23:19,621 Ooh! 569 00:23:19,621 --> 00:23:21,741 He's been borrowing left, right and centre 570 00:23:21,741 --> 00:23:23,101 to pay for this wedding... 571 00:23:23,101 --> 00:23:24,421 ..from dodgy people. 572 00:23:24,421 --> 00:23:26,701 What? Dad? 573 00:23:26,701 --> 00:23:29,261 Now do you see who you married, my girl? 574 00:23:29,261 --> 00:23:31,221 He's a little liar. 575 00:23:31,221 --> 00:23:32,381 Tell her, Bob. 576 00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:35,581 HE MOANS 577 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,541 Bob, tell her! 578 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,621 Don't look at me. 579 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,141 I'm busted. 580 00:23:43,141 --> 00:23:44,181 Bob! 581 00:23:45,221 --> 00:23:46,821 Aaaargh! 582 00:23:47,781 --> 00:23:49,461 THEY GASP 583 00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:50,501 Ooh! 584 00:23:50,501 --> 00:23:53,421 He's right. We're on our arse. 585 00:23:54,621 --> 00:23:56,661 Forgive me, Dad! Argh! 586 00:23:56,661 --> 00:23:58,461 I did this for you, Anne-Marie! 587 00:23:58,461 --> 00:23:59,901 What have you done?! 588 00:23:59,901 --> 00:24:02,021 You bloody bastard! 589 00:24:02,021 --> 00:24:03,901 I hate you! 590 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,901 I want a divorce! 591 00:24:05,901 --> 00:24:07,661 I don't want to be poor! 592 00:24:07,661 --> 00:24:09,181 I'm supposed to be rich! 593 00:24:10,341 --> 00:24:11,981 No way is that fresh cream. 594 00:24:11,981 --> 00:24:13,661 I don't know... 595 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:16,581 I don't know who I am any more! 596 00:24:17,821 --> 00:24:20,301 You're Bob Mammot! You're Bob Mammot! 597 00:24:20,301 --> 00:24:22,261 Bob! Bob! 598 00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:23,901 You are the Storage King! 599 00:24:23,901 --> 00:24:26,061 Who's the fucking Storage King?! 600 00:24:26,061 --> 00:24:27,301 Yes, love? 601 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:29,781 Er, sorry to interrupt, Mr Mammot, 602 00:24:29,781 --> 00:24:32,301 but...Jeff Lynne just pulled out. 603 00:24:32,301 --> 00:24:35,261 Aaaaaaaargh! 604 00:24:35,261 --> 00:24:36,541 Let's go to the hospital. 605 00:24:38,821 --> 00:24:42,301 BOB AND VIVIEN GROAN AND SOB 606 00:24:46,661 --> 00:24:47,861 I'll get my mop. 607 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:52,741 OVER PA: Could all guests leave the premises immediately. 608 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,581 This event is cancelled. 609 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:56,701 Yeah, yeah, get the face out. 610 00:24:56,701 --> 00:24:58,421 Just the watch and the tits. Just the watch and the tits. 611 00:24:58,421 --> 00:25:00,741 That's the money-maker. Your face ain't, darling. Trust me, kid. 612 00:25:00,741 --> 00:25:01,901 Yeah, yeah. 613 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,781 Bling, bling, Ravi Singh. Tag me in it. 614 00:25:04,981 --> 00:25:06,301 What do you want, cleaner? 615 00:25:06,301 --> 00:25:07,901 Oh, I'd just like to finish my job. 616 00:25:08,861 --> 00:25:10,741 Just put things right. 617 00:25:10,741 --> 00:25:11,821 Oh, cheers. 618 00:25:15,901 --> 00:25:16,981 Give me that. 619 00:25:16,981 --> 00:25:18,621 Oh, not the watch! Not the watch! 620 00:25:18,621 --> 00:25:20,021 CAMERA CLICKS 621 00:25:20,021 --> 00:25:21,341 Put that on Insta. 622 00:25:21,341 --> 00:25:22,941 I'm a Premiership footballing... 623 00:25:22,941 --> 00:25:23,981 Ref! 624 00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:27,781 And, for the record, you're more than a pair of boobs. 625 00:25:27,781 --> 00:25:29,421 No, I'm not. 626 00:25:29,421 --> 00:25:30,461 OK. 627 00:25:31,581 --> 00:25:33,221 Oh, no! Oh, no, not the watch again! 628 00:25:33,221 --> 00:25:34,901 Fuck! Fuck! Bridesmaid, get me a towel! 629 00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:35,941 Fetch me a towel, love. 630 00:25:37,221 --> 00:25:40,821 # Bob Mammot, King of Storage 631 00:25:40,821 --> 00:25:44,461 # If storage is your thing Bob Mammot's your king! 632 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,301 # Ra! Ra! Ra! # 633 00:25:46,301 --> 00:25:47,341 SWITCHES OFF 634 00:26:11,101 --> 00:26:12,141 All right? 635 00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:13,221 Ooh... 636 00:26:13,221 --> 00:26:15,021 Did you get it sorted? 637 00:26:15,021 --> 00:26:16,141 Yeah. 638 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:18,181 It was all quite dramatic in the end. 639 00:26:18,181 --> 00:26:21,461 Well, that's weddings, though, innit, really? 640 00:26:21,461 --> 00:26:22,821 Not all of 'em. 641 00:26:24,141 --> 00:26:26,181 Do you know what I don't get, though? 642 00:26:26,181 --> 00:26:29,261 I mean, that Digga... 643 00:26:29,261 --> 00:26:31,101 ..he knew that she wasn't right for him 644 00:26:31,101 --> 00:26:33,261 and yet he still went ahead with it. 645 00:26:33,261 --> 00:26:36,621 How many times? They're not real weddings. 646 00:26:38,701 --> 00:26:40,421 Yeah, but... SHE SIGHS 647 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:43,181 ..why do it at all? 648 00:26:43,181 --> 00:26:46,061 Do you know what I mean? It's just daft. 649 00:26:46,061 --> 00:26:48,701 Well, just if two people are happy, 650 00:26:48,701 --> 00:26:51,381 just...get on with your life, innit? Just... 651 00:26:52,901 --> 00:26:54,141 ..just get on. 652 00:26:56,661 --> 00:26:58,861 Right, I'm off to bed. 653 00:27:00,701 --> 00:27:02,221 Press start on the microwave. 654 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:05,061 You're six minutes away from a top jalfrezi. 655 00:27:05,061 --> 00:27:07,461 Antacids are in the bathroom cupboard. 656 00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:09,061 Night, love. See you.