1 00:00:00,110 --> 00:00:03,426 It is now five days since the Labour MP John Stonehouse 2 00:00:03,510 --> 00:00:05,460 disappeared off this beach in Florida… 3 00:00:06,670 --> 00:00:09,066 I just wondered if you'd… heard anything? 4 00:00:09,150 --> 00:00:11,706 Nothing at all, I'm afraid. 5 00:00:11,790 --> 00:00:14,826 We have reason to suppose that this isn't your real name. 6 00:00:14,910 --> 00:00:17,066 Who's Dums, Joe? 7 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:18,186 [CRIES] 8 00:00:18,270 --> 00:00:20,706 We can't have one of our MPs faking his own death 9 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:23,026 and then reappearing on the other side of the world! 10 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:26,826 He is our majority, Betty. He has to be made to see sense. 11 00:00:26,910 --> 00:00:29,306 Maybe it was me you, uh, you really wanted to get away from? 12 00:00:29,390 --> 00:00:31,066 No, of course not! 13 00:00:31,150 --> 00:00:33,386 How marvelous to see you both! 14 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:37,066 I thought we were going to be together! The two of us! 15 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:39,066 It's just a few details to iron out. 16 00:00:39,150 --> 00:00:43,226 John Stonehouse, I have an order for your extradition 17 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:48,190 to the United Kingdom to face 15 charges of forgery, theft and fraud. 18 00:00:56,430 --> 00:01:01,546 So as you know, Mr. Stonehouse, this program is about people 19 00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:04,786 who have gone missing in mysterious circumstances. 20 00:01:04,870 --> 00:01:11,550 Now, it's possible that some of our viewers might not know who you are. 21 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:15,950 Really? Do you think so? 22 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,186 It is possible. 23 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:21,906 So it's very important to tell your story 24 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:25,426 as simply and clearly as you can. 25 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:27,826 Simply. Clearly. 26 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:29,590 Got it. 27 00:02:01,550 --> 00:02:04,306 Mr Stonehouse! Mr. Stonehouse! 28 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:07,226 How does it feel to be finally out on bail, Mr. Stonehouse? 29 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:09,586 I have no complaints about the way I've been treated. 30 00:02:09,670 --> 00:02:12,066 No, my accommodation was quite satisfactory 31 00:02:12,150 --> 00:02:14,626 and the food unexpectedly nutritious. 32 00:02:14,710 --> 00:02:17,746 What I… What I would take issue with, though, is the, um… 33 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:22,306 Is the way in which my applications for bail have been repeatedly denied 34 00:02:22,390 --> 00:02:24,586 in a manner in which I can only conclude as, um, 35 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:25,906 politically motivated. 36 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:28,266 It was the… It was the humbug and hypocrisy 37 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:31,906 that I witnessed in politics that caused my breakdown, 38 00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:34,946 and now it's that hypocrisy and humbug 39 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:38,826 that is trying to deny me now a fair hearing. Thank you. 40 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:41,946 Did you have a message you'd like to send to the public? 41 00:02:42,030 --> 00:02:43,866 Wake up, England! 42 00:02:43,950 --> 00:02:44,986 Thank you. 43 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:47,070 [CLAMORING] 44 00:02:51,791 --> 00:02:53,831 Hello, darling. 45 00:02:58,871 --> 00:03:00,427 [CHUCKLES] 46 00:03:00,511 --> 00:03:03,867 Welcome home. Welcome home. Welcome home, Dad. 47 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,467 Oh, thank you! Oh, Lord! Look at that! 48 00:03:06,551 --> 00:03:08,867 Look at that. That's wonderful. 49 00:03:08,951 --> 00:03:11,307 Ah! Wonderful to be back. 50 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:13,027 [CHUCKLES] 51 00:03:13,111 --> 00:03:19,427 Um, yes, even… even though it took an absurdly long time to… to… 52 00:03:19,511 --> 00:03:21,507 To sort out the, uh, 53 00:03:21,591 --> 00:03:26,147 the… the misunderstandings surrounding my case, 54 00:03:26,231 --> 00:03:27,747 it… I have to say, 55 00:03:27,831 --> 00:03:32,147 I found the experience extraordinarily interesting. 56 00:03:32,231 --> 00:03:36,467 Talking to people, as one does, and lending an ear, 57 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:41,107 it became obvious that-that-that a lot of them, the vast majority, 58 00:03:41,191 --> 00:03:45,467 I daresay, don't deserve to be in prison. 59 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,147 They don't deserve it. 60 00:03:47,231 --> 00:03:49,587 They're there through no fault of their own, 61 00:03:49,671 --> 00:03:55,267 and through an unfortunate series of… of… of… 62 00:03:55,351 --> 00:03:58,387 Misunderstandings? Misunderstandings. 63 00:03:58,471 --> 00:03:59,951 Exactly so! 64 00:04:02,231 --> 00:04:06,147 [ON RADIO] Demonstrations are currently being held up and down the country. 65 00:04:06,231 --> 00:04:08,627 In other news: Six weeks after his sensational return 66 00:04:08,711 --> 00:04:12,467 to the UK, MP John Stonehouse was released on bail from Brixton prison 67 00:04:12,551 --> 00:04:13,507 this morning, 68 00:04:13,591 --> 00:04:16,067 effectively holding the fate of the Government in his hands. 69 00:04:16,151 --> 00:04:17,551 [TURNS RADIO OFF] 70 00:04:31,631 --> 00:04:33,431 Just like old times. 71 00:04:35,871 --> 00:04:37,791 Not quite. 72 00:04:40,271 --> 00:04:42,787 I know the conditions of your bail 73 00:04:42,871 --> 00:04:44,667 forbid you from seeing Sheila Buckley, 74 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:48,671 but let me make my position perfectly clear. 75 00:04:50,071 --> 00:04:54,867 You are not to see her again, either now or in the future, 76 00:04:54,951 --> 00:04:57,231 in or outside of work. 77 00:04:58,351 --> 00:05:00,111 Is that understood? 78 00:05:01,191 --> 00:05:02,707 Absolutely! 79 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:04,671 One hundred percent. 80 00:05:09,711 --> 00:05:11,031 Hmm. 81 00:05:28,431 --> 00:05:30,107 [CLEARS THROAT] 82 00:05:30,191 --> 00:05:33,747 I think I'm just going to pop out for a quick stroll, 83 00:05:33,831 --> 00:05:37,031 if you don't mind? Just to clear my head. 84 00:05:38,431 --> 00:05:39,551 Hmm. 85 00:06:51,391 --> 00:06:55,467 BARBARA: [QUIETLY] I just don't know what the best thing to do is. 86 00:06:55,551 --> 00:06:59,667 I know people are saying that he's making a laughing stock of us. 87 00:06:59,751 --> 00:07:01,787 All of us. 88 00:07:01,871 --> 00:07:06,747 I just want to do whatever possible to keep the family together, 89 00:07:06,831 --> 00:07:11,631 try to act normally, no matter how abnormal the situation is. 90 00:07:13,431 --> 00:07:15,747 Well, that's very reassuring. 91 00:07:15,831 --> 00:07:17,467 Thank you. 92 00:07:17,551 --> 00:07:20,751 No, it… it means a lot, really. 93 00:07:22,271 --> 00:07:25,467 All right, well, uh… better go. 94 00:07:25,551 --> 00:07:27,187 Speak soon. 95 00:07:27,271 --> 00:07:28,671 Bye. 96 00:07:32,671 --> 00:07:35,147 -Good morning, darling! -[YELPS] 97 00:07:35,231 --> 00:07:36,791 Oh! 98 00:07:42,311 --> 00:07:46,467 The Ayes to the right, three hundred and sixteen. 99 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:49,787 The Noes to the left, three hundred and sixteen. 100 00:07:49,871 --> 00:07:51,431 [CHEERING] 101 00:07:52,871 --> 00:07:56,507 The Ayes to the right, three hundred and sixteen. 102 00:07:56,591 --> 00:07:59,907 The Noes to the left, three hundred and sixteen. 103 00:07:59,991 --> 00:08:03,187 [CHEERING] 104 00:08:03,271 --> 00:08:05,751 Order. Order! 105 00:08:06,991 --> 00:08:11,267 That's the second time in a week that Stonehouse has defied the whips 106 00:08:11,351 --> 00:08:14,191 and missed the vote, Prime Minister. 107 00:08:15,991 --> 00:08:17,751 Prime Minister? 108 00:08:20,511 --> 00:08:23,548 Tell me, Betty… 109 00:08:23,632 --> 00:08:26,468 Do you ever wonder what happens… 110 00:08:26,552 --> 00:08:28,232 Afterwards? 111 00:08:29,472 --> 00:08:30,988 Afterwards, Prime Minister? 112 00:08:31,072 --> 00:08:33,152 You know, Goodnight Vienna and all that. 113 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:40,992 Do the lucky ones, or the virtuous ones, really go to a better place? 114 00:08:42,752 --> 00:08:44,828 Do you mean the House of Lords, Prime Minister? 115 00:08:44,912 --> 00:08:47,748 [CHUCKLES] 116 00:08:47,832 --> 00:08:51,468 Maybe I do, Betty. Maybe I do. 117 00:08:51,552 --> 00:08:54,152 John Stonehouse, Prime Minister… 118 00:08:55,312 --> 00:08:56,988 If he misses another vote, 119 00:08:57,072 --> 00:08:59,628 then the Tories could table a motion of no confidence, 120 00:08:59,712 --> 00:09:02,308 and if that happens, we'll be well and truly… 121 00:09:02,392 --> 00:09:04,068 I know exactly where we'll be, Betty. 122 00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:05,948 Let me see if I've got this straight. 123 00:09:06,032 --> 00:09:07,388 In order to stay in power, 124 00:09:07,472 --> 00:09:09,908 we need the support of someone who's either off his rocker 125 00:09:09,992 --> 00:09:13,268 or pretending to be off his rocker, or else sufficiently off his rocker 126 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:16,068 not to be able to tell whether he's really off his rocker or not. 127 00:09:16,152 --> 00:09:17,908 There, does that about cover it? 128 00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,712 Yes. 129 00:09:20,952 --> 00:09:25,032 It's time to bring the awkward sod back to heel. 130 00:09:55,992 --> 00:09:57,392 Hello, darling. 131 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,508 You're late. 132 00:10:03,592 --> 00:10:06,268 Well, you know what it's like when you, uh… 133 00:10:06,352 --> 00:10:10,832 Meet old chums and start, uh… chatting away and… 134 00:10:12,872 --> 00:10:15,268 …chewing the fat. 135 00:10:15,352 --> 00:10:17,592 Time flies, so… 136 00:10:36,192 --> 00:10:37,992 Just, uh… 137 00:10:40,632 --> 00:10:42,432 …clear my head. 138 00:10:52,112 --> 00:10:57,072 Yes, of course you're scared, darling. That's perfectly natural. 139 00:10:58,352 --> 00:11:02,228 No, I don't expect you to wait indefinitely. Absolutely not. 140 00:11:02,312 --> 00:11:05,192 No, no, no. It's just a matter of timing. 141 00:11:07,512 --> 00:11:09,108 Darling. Hello? Are you there? 142 00:11:09,192 --> 00:11:10,188 Yes. 143 00:11:10,272 --> 00:11:12,722 Oh, it's all right. I thought we'd been cut off. 144 00:11:14,392 --> 00:11:16,428 I miss my Dums… 145 00:11:16,512 --> 00:11:18,588 I miss my Dums, too. 146 00:11:18,672 --> 00:11:21,588 Terribly. Terribly. It's like an ache. 147 00:11:21,672 --> 00:11:23,592 What sort of an ache? 148 00:11:25,432 --> 00:11:27,468 Just a… 149 00:11:27,552 --> 00:11:31,152 Just a sort of all-over sort of ache. 150 00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:38,148 I miss the touch of you. 151 00:11:38,232 --> 00:11:40,988 Feeling you beside me. 152 00:11:41,072 --> 00:11:44,068 Your arms wrapped around me. 153 00:11:44,152 --> 00:11:45,388 Do you? 154 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,188 Mmm. 155 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:49,592 And I miss the things you do to me. 156 00:11:51,192 --> 00:11:55,428 What… What sort of things? 157 00:11:55,512 --> 00:11:58,232 The way you make me forget myself. 158 00:12:01,832 --> 00:12:03,548 Do I? 159 00:12:03,632 --> 00:12:05,788 You know you do. 160 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:07,708 Just be patient, my love. 161 00:12:07,792 --> 00:12:09,708 Just for a little while longer. 162 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:12,632 I promise you, nothing can stand in our way. 163 00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:16,352 [SIGHS] 164 00:12:17,472 --> 00:12:20,312 Bye. Bye, darling. Bye. Bye. 165 00:12:46,952 --> 00:12:48,148 Before I call upon 166 00:12:48,232 --> 00:12:50,508 the Right Honorable Gentleman for Walsall North 167 00:12:50,592 --> 00:12:55,148 to make a personal statement, I want to make one thing clear. 168 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,668 In light of his particular circumstances, 169 00:12:58,752 --> 00:13:02,668 he must stick to the wording of his prepared statement. 170 00:13:02,752 --> 00:13:05,832 I will not tolerate any deviations. 171 00:13:07,632 --> 00:13:11,668 I am very grateful, Mr. Speaker, for agreeing to my request. 172 00:13:11,752 --> 00:13:12,708 The, um… 173 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,748 The events surrounding my disappearance 174 00:13:14,832 --> 00:13:17,388 have caused a great deal of press interest. 175 00:13:17,472 --> 00:13:20,348 Um… enormous press interest… 176 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:23,868 All round the world, and I feel I owe it to the House 177 00:13:23,952 --> 00:13:26,788 to offer an explanation for my… my behavior. 178 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,948 [CLEARS THROAT] 179 00:13:29,032 --> 00:13:30,948 In the latter half of last year, 180 00:13:31,032 --> 00:13:36,072 I suffered a complete mental breakdown. 181 00:13:37,112 --> 00:13:42,388 This breakdown was analyzed by an eminent psychologist in Australia 182 00:13:42,472 --> 00:13:48,708 and described by her as a form of emotional suicide. 183 00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:51,908 It took the form of attempting to destroy 184 00:13:51,992 --> 00:13:55,468 the personality of John Stonehouse, 185 00:13:55,552 --> 00:14:01,069 because that personality had become intolerable to him. 186 00:14:01,153 --> 00:14:06,469 The nature and the scale of Stonehouse's idealism 187 00:14:06,553 --> 00:14:09,629 proved incompatible with the day-to-day realities 188 00:14:09,713 --> 00:14:11,189 of political life… 189 00:14:11,273 --> 00:14:12,549 The Right Honorable Gentleman 190 00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:14,989 is departing from his prepared statement. 191 00:14:15,073 --> 00:14:17,269 Mr. Speaker, I made one or two small textual changes, 192 00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:18,749 just for clarity, nothing more. 193 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,429 The Right Honorable Gentleman must say only what has been passed by me! 194 00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:28,709 Just being in the Chamber became physically painful 195 00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:33,313 because it was a reminder of my lost ideals 196 00:14:34,593 --> 00:14:38,869 of my belief in the fundamental goodness of human nature, 197 00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:45,469 a belief that was sorely and continually tested 198 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:49,349 by the behavior of my parliamentary colleagues. 199 00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:51,549 [MURMURING] 200 00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:53,909 During my time at Westminster, 201 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,549 I have come to see the House of Commons 202 00:14:57,633 --> 00:15:03,229 as riddled with deceit, corruption, and hypocrisy. 203 00:15:03,313 --> 00:15:04,509 Once again, 204 00:15:04,593 --> 00:15:08,109 the Right Honorable Gentleman is departing from the agreed text! 205 00:15:08,193 --> 00:15:11,749 Parliamentary democracy, our great gift to the world, 206 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:14,949 has been reduced to nothing more than a charade. 207 00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:18,229 Every five years the people of this country elect people 208 00:15:18,313 --> 00:15:19,869 to represent them. 209 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,509 They do so in the belief that these representatives 210 00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:24,749 are acting in their own best interests. 211 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:27,709 In reality, they're doing nothing of the sort. 212 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,429 In reality, the vast majority of MPs… 213 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:34,629 And I have to include myself in this are no better than robots. 214 00:15:34,713 --> 00:15:37,709 I will not… I will not tolerate this anymore! 215 00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:40,709 Docile, unthinking machines. 216 00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:44,469 Voting on issues they don't understand after debates 217 00:15:44,553 --> 00:15:46,229 which they do not listen to. 218 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,909 Deluding themselves that they have anyone's welfare at heart 219 00:15:49,993 --> 00:15:52,269 except, perhaps, their own… 220 00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:55,233 The Right Honorable Gentleman will be seated. 221 00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:07,589 On the 15th of October last, 222 00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:11,629 Sheila Buckley wrote the following letter to John Stonehouse: 223 00:16:11,713 --> 00:16:15,589 "My darling Dums, 224 00:16:15,673 --> 00:16:19,509 "Whichever way you turn, I'll be there for you." 225 00:16:19,593 --> 00:16:24,593 Rest assured that I will do anything in my power to help." 226 00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:29,389 On the eighth of November last, 227 00:16:29,473 --> 00:16:33,469 John Stonehouse wrote the following letter to Sheila Buckley: 228 00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:35,749 "My darling Dums, 229 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:39,349 "The thought of being with you is the only thing" 230 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:43,073 that keeps me going through this vale of hardship." 231 00:16:49,993 --> 00:16:53,749 I find that there is a case to answer against both of you. 232 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:54,989 As a result, 233 00:16:55,073 --> 00:17:00,469 you will be committed to the Central Criminal Court to stand your trial 234 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,633 on charges of deception and theft. 235 00:17:18,673 --> 00:17:20,353 Barbara? 236 00:17:26,433 --> 00:17:28,309 BARBARA: You're sleeping in the spare room. 237 00:17:28,393 --> 00:17:30,193 [SIGHS] 238 00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:04,473 The number you have dialed is not in service at this time. 239 00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:13,113 [RINGING] 240 00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:16,589 Hello? 241 00:19:16,673 --> 00:19:18,513 Yes, this is he. 242 00:19:20,233 --> 00:19:22,749 Prime Minister! 243 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:26,229 No, no, no, no, I wasn't asleep. 244 00:19:26,313 --> 00:19:28,589 No, far from it, in fact. 245 00:19:28,673 --> 00:19:30,109 Tomorrow? 246 00:19:30,193 --> 00:19:31,509 Yes, of course. 247 00:19:31,593 --> 00:19:32,793 Course. 248 00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:36,190 I heard your speech, John. 249 00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,910 Bit drastic, there's no getting away from that, 250 00:19:38,994 --> 00:19:42,834 but there was some good stuff in there. Food for thought. 251 00:19:45,274 --> 00:19:47,990 You and me, we may have had our spats, 252 00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:51,070 but beneath it all we're very alike. 253 00:19:51,154 --> 00:19:55,030 Both men of high ideals. Too high, possibly. 254 00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:57,550 Too trusting for our own good. 255 00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:59,910 Worn down by all the back-stabbing. 256 00:19:59,994 --> 00:20:02,390 That's what I was trying to get at. 257 00:20:02,474 --> 00:20:05,310 And you did get at it, John! Bang on the money. 258 00:20:05,394 --> 00:20:09,790 All the duplicity, the treachery of our so-called colleagues. 259 00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:11,910 The sheer bloody nastiness of them… 260 00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:14,870 Exactly so! Exactly! 261 00:20:14,954 --> 00:20:16,630 What a pair we are, eh? 262 00:20:16,714 --> 00:20:18,714 [CHUCKLING] 263 00:20:22,114 --> 00:20:24,550 That whole business in Miami… 264 00:20:24,634 --> 00:20:26,550 Again, a bit drastic. 265 00:20:26,634 --> 00:20:28,470 Well, more than a bit drastic, let's face it. 266 00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:31,190 But, um, it couldn't have been easy for you. 267 00:20:31,274 --> 00:20:32,950 Took a lot of guts. 268 00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:36,830 Well, I really didn't feel like I had any choice. 269 00:20:36,914 --> 00:20:39,214 I'm sure you didn't, John. I'm sure you didn't. 270 00:20:40,994 --> 00:20:43,430 Something broke. 271 00:20:43,514 --> 00:20:45,750 Something broke inside. 272 00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:48,790 The old John Stonehouse… 273 00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,954 Had to die. 274 00:20:52,394 --> 00:20:54,114 No, I can see that. 275 00:20:55,434 --> 00:20:56,790 Can you? 276 00:20:56,874 --> 00:20:58,310 Well, of course. 277 00:20:58,394 --> 00:21:00,910 Which of us truly knows who we really are? 278 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,234 Take me, for instance. What do you see? 279 00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:06,954 What am I, John? 280 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:13,910 Well, you… you're the Prime Minister, Prime Minister. 281 00:21:13,994 --> 00:21:15,394 Don't I know it! 282 00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:18,874 No, I mean apart from all that. 283 00:21:20,754 --> 00:21:22,754 I'll tell you what I am. 284 00:21:24,194 --> 00:21:27,434 I'm the big fat spider in the corner of the room. 285 00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:31,114 Sometimes I speak when I'm asleep. 286 00:21:32,474 --> 00:21:35,110 Sometimes I may tell you to go to the Charing Cross Road 287 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:37,034 and kick a blind man. 288 00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:40,554 Would you do that for me? 289 00:21:43,114 --> 00:21:46,394 Well, if you really wanted me to, Prime Minister. 290 00:21:49,754 --> 00:21:52,190 I knew I could rely on you… 291 00:21:52,274 --> 00:21:54,234 When the chips were down. 292 00:21:56,954 --> 00:21:59,590 So, then… 293 00:21:59,674 --> 00:22:01,994 No more silly buggers, eh? 294 00:22:03,834 --> 00:22:06,390 No more silly buggers. 295 00:22:06,474 --> 00:22:08,710 That's the spirit. 296 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,750 Well, I won't take up any more of your valuable time. 297 00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:13,750 I have enjoyed our little chin-wag. 298 00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,194 Thank you. 299 00:22:26,234 --> 00:22:28,234 You're quite right, of course. 300 00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:31,070 Prime Minister? 301 00:22:31,154 --> 00:22:33,550 What you said about politics. 302 00:22:33,634 --> 00:22:35,950 About what it does to you. 303 00:22:36,034 --> 00:22:38,910 The price you pay… 304 00:22:38,994 --> 00:22:43,794 After a while, something does get broken. 305 00:22:47,794 --> 00:22:50,830 Following his defection to the United States last month, 306 00:22:50,914 --> 00:22:53,830 the former Czech spymaster Alexander Marek 307 00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:56,790 has given his first television interview. 308 00:22:56,874 --> 00:22:59,874 Can you tell me what your duties were at the Czech embassy? 309 00:23:02,074 --> 00:23:06,110 I was in charge of recruiting politicians. 310 00:23:06,194 --> 00:23:09,710 Recruiting British politicians to spy for the Czechs? 311 00:23:09,794 --> 00:23:11,350 Huh. 312 00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:14,394 And how did you do that? 313 00:23:17,434 --> 00:23:18,594 Sex. 314 00:23:19,874 --> 00:23:22,394 That was the most effective way. 315 00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:27,950 Um… One of our agents would seduce the politician. 316 00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:32,870 We would film him having sex with a hidden camera, 317 00:23:32,954 --> 00:23:37,990 and then we would tell him that if he didn't cooperate, 318 00:23:38,074 --> 00:23:42,034 then we would send the film to his wife. 319 00:23:43,354 --> 00:23:47,030 And how senior were these politicians? 320 00:23:47,114 --> 00:23:49,434 Very senior. 321 00:23:50,674 --> 00:23:55,750 Are you saying that ministers of the Crown were Czech spies? 322 00:23:55,834 --> 00:23:58,914 Well… only one. 323 00:24:00,474 --> 00:24:05,994 And are you able to identify this senior politician? 324 00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:10,394 Um… 325 00:24:22,994 --> 00:24:25,474 [SIGHS] 326 00:24:35,394 --> 00:24:37,194 [SHOUTS] I'm going out! 327 00:26:32,515 --> 00:26:33,831 What are you doing? 328 00:26:33,915 --> 00:26:35,831 You know we're not supposed to see each other. 329 00:26:35,915 --> 00:26:37,991 I know. I know, I'm sorry, darling. 330 00:26:38,075 --> 00:26:39,711 I just couldn't bear not to see you. 331 00:26:39,795 --> 00:26:42,671 Anyway, I thought you'd be at the House of Commons. 332 00:26:42,755 --> 00:26:45,031 Really? Why? 333 00:26:45,115 --> 00:26:48,111 The Prime Minister's resignation has caused widespread astonishment. 334 00:26:48,195 --> 00:26:49,631 Suggestions that he might be ill, 335 00:26:49,715 --> 00:26:51,671 even that he might have become disillusioned, 336 00:26:51,755 --> 00:26:53,751 have been dismissed as unfounded speculation. 337 00:26:53,835 --> 00:26:55,351 What's not in doubt, though, 338 00:26:55,435 --> 00:26:58,431 is that his resignation has plunged the country into a fresh crisis. 339 00:26:58,515 --> 00:27:01,711 Having lost its majority in the House of Commons, the government… 340 00:27:01,795 --> 00:27:03,111 But I just saw him! 341 00:27:03,195 --> 00:27:05,191 -Who? -Wilson. Yesterday. 342 00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:07,151 I went to see him yesterday. 343 00:27:07,235 --> 00:27:08,791 What did he say? 344 00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,111 He said that he understood. 345 00:27:11,195 --> 00:27:13,315 That he felt the same way as I do. 346 00:27:15,475 --> 00:27:17,595 This is all down to me! 347 00:27:27,875 --> 00:27:30,231 Mmm. 348 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,351 Well, omelet, of course, 349 00:27:32,435 --> 00:27:37,191 but there's something… something unusual in there, 350 00:27:37,275 --> 00:27:39,511 something I wouldn't have expected. 351 00:27:39,595 --> 00:27:41,391 Give up? 352 00:27:41,475 --> 00:27:42,991 I give up. 353 00:27:43,075 --> 00:27:44,711 Anchovies! 354 00:27:44,795 --> 00:27:46,671 Anchovies! 355 00:27:46,755 --> 00:27:48,991 I would never have guessed that. 356 00:27:49,075 --> 00:27:52,191 How clever you are! You're so clever. 357 00:27:52,275 --> 00:27:53,355 Mm! 358 00:27:54,515 --> 00:27:57,151 You've got to go. 359 00:27:57,235 --> 00:27:59,351 I know. I know… 360 00:27:59,435 --> 00:28:01,751 I know. I just can't see the point any more. 361 00:28:01,835 --> 00:28:03,155 Argh! 362 00:28:10,475 --> 00:28:12,591 People often ask me, 363 00:28:12,675 --> 00:28:16,991 what does the English National Party stand for? 364 00:28:17,075 --> 00:28:18,871 My answer is simple. 365 00:28:18,955 --> 00:28:23,711 We stand for everything that makes England great: 366 00:28:23,795 --> 00:28:28,271 its tolerance, its good manners, its love of nature, 367 00:28:28,355 --> 00:28:34,231 and of course its rich and diverse folk-dancing heritage. 368 00:28:34,315 --> 00:28:40,471 At this time of great uncertainty, we believe that a return 369 00:28:40,555 --> 00:28:46,191 to traditional virtues represents our best hope for the future. 370 00:28:46,275 --> 00:28:51,791 So my friends, don't delay, join with us today… 371 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:55,831 And Let's Make England Merry Again! 372 00:28:55,915 --> 00:28:57,915 [MUSIC PLAYS] 373 00:29:32,315 --> 00:29:35,191 "I will not continue… 374 00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,675 "I am not prepared to continue…" 375 00:29:40,035 --> 00:29:42,351 "With the Prime Minister's resignation," 376 00:29:42,435 --> 00:29:47,191 "I cannot in all conscience continue to support a government" 377 00:29:47,275 --> 00:29:50,271 "I disagree with on so many issues," 378 00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,955 "a government whose only concern" 379 00:29:54,235 --> 00:29:59,395 "whose sole concern seems to be surviving from week to week…" 380 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:09,871 "I have therefore decided to resign the Labour Whip and join the…" 381 00:30:09,955 --> 00:30:12,431 English National Party? 382 00:30:12,515 --> 00:30:13,951 John, they're fascists! 383 00:30:14,035 --> 00:30:16,191 No, no, that's the National Front. 384 00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:18,351 The English National Party is quite different. 385 00:30:18,435 --> 00:30:19,631 What do they believe in? 386 00:30:19,715 --> 00:30:22,031 A devolved English Parliament… 387 00:30:22,115 --> 00:30:24,791 Um… abolition of income tax… 388 00:30:24,875 --> 00:30:26,595 Morris dancing… 389 00:30:27,715 --> 00:30:30,031 And do you know, I've-I've also… 390 00:30:30,115 --> 00:30:32,831 I've also been giving a lot of thought to the future. 391 00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:35,391 After all this has been sorted out… John, 392 00:30:35,475 --> 00:30:38,071 and I have to say I'm feeling quite optimistic about things, 393 00:30:38,155 --> 00:30:39,711 -about things in general. -John! 394 00:30:39,795 --> 00:30:41,791 And of course, I don't deny that there are problems. 395 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:43,431 Practical problems. Money, for one. 396 00:30:43,515 --> 00:30:46,916 And, of course, there's the children… John! But I really do… 397 00:30:52,436 --> 00:30:55,792 Let's not look too far into the future, shall we? 398 00:30:55,876 --> 00:30:57,432 Right. 399 00:30:57,516 --> 00:30:59,516 You know what they say about happiness. 400 00:31:01,316 --> 00:31:04,996 You have to snatch at it before it flies away. 401 00:31:07,836 --> 00:31:10,396 I hadn't heard that, as a matter of fact. 402 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:15,436 Snatch at it, you say? 403 00:31:16,716 --> 00:31:18,596 Whoo, there it goes… 404 00:31:20,156 --> 00:31:22,676 Whoo, gone round again. I've got it. 405 00:31:32,036 --> 00:31:34,636 Course you're right, darling, as always. 406 00:31:36,196 --> 00:31:38,396 I do know what happiness is. 407 00:31:39,956 --> 00:31:41,676 It's being right here with you. 408 00:31:45,676 --> 00:31:48,232 You won't do anything rash, will you? 409 00:31:48,316 --> 00:31:49,912 What do you mean? 410 00:31:49,996 --> 00:31:51,992 In court. 411 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,076 You won't do anything rash. 412 00:31:55,716 --> 00:31:57,516 Darling, you have my word! 413 00:32:04,036 --> 00:32:05,436 All rise. 414 00:32:13,196 --> 00:32:14,676 You may sit. 415 00:32:18,516 --> 00:32:22,156 Your Honor, after careful consideration 416 00:32:23,356 --> 00:32:26,872 I have decided to dispense with my legal team… 417 00:32:26,956 --> 00:32:28,192 [GASPING] 418 00:32:28,276 --> 00:32:31,672 …my extremely efficient and able legal team 419 00:32:31,756 --> 00:32:34,316 and conduct my own defense. 420 00:32:35,796 --> 00:32:38,712 Given the complexities of my case, 421 00:32:38,796 --> 00:32:42,552 and the frankly absurd nature 422 00:32:42,636 --> 00:32:44,636 of some of the charges against me 423 00:32:46,116 --> 00:32:49,792 I feel that I am the only one who can give an accurate 424 00:32:49,876 --> 00:32:54,192 and unbiased account of what really happened. 425 00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:59,472 Mr. Stonehouse, I strongly advise you to reconsider your decision. 426 00:32:59,556 --> 00:33:01,152 In my experience, 427 00:33:01,236 --> 00:33:04,872 defendants who insist on conducting their own defense 428 00:33:04,956 --> 00:33:10,556 invariably end up doing themselves a lot more harm than good. 429 00:33:16,116 --> 00:33:18,796 Sit down, please. 430 00:33:36,036 --> 00:33:40,392 Mr. Stonehouse, I warned you at the start of this trial 431 00:33:40,476 --> 00:33:43,192 that in choosing to conduct your own defense, 432 00:33:43,276 --> 00:33:45,796 you were making a grave mistake. 433 00:33:47,116 --> 00:33:51,672 No, Mr. Stonehouse, I have heard more than enough from you. 434 00:33:51,756 --> 00:33:54,792 As a result of your constant interruptions, 435 00:33:54,876 --> 00:33:56,592 your meandering digressions 436 00:33:56,676 --> 00:34:00,952 and your insistence on contesting every tiny detail 437 00:34:01,036 --> 00:34:02,752 of the prosecution's case, 438 00:34:02,836 --> 00:34:05,992 a trial that was scheduled to last three weeks 439 00:34:06,076 --> 00:34:08,792 has dragged on for almost four months, 440 00:34:08,876 --> 00:34:12,912 at the end of which you have been found guilty 441 00:34:12,996 --> 00:34:18,352 on 18 of the 21 counts you faced. 442 00:34:18,436 --> 00:34:20,392 Throughout your trial, 443 00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:24,752 you have sought to lay the blame for what you insisted on calling 444 00:34:24,836 --> 00:34:30,472 your travails at the hands of almost anyone apart from yourself. 445 00:34:30,556 --> 00:34:35,392 However, I am quite satisfied that the blame is yours 446 00:34:35,476 --> 00:34:37,912 and yours alone. 447 00:34:37,996 --> 00:34:43,832 While I do not claim to be an expert in mental illness, 448 00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:48,112 I rather doubt if anyone committing emotional suicide 449 00:34:48,196 --> 00:34:51,552 has cynically committed fraud, 450 00:34:51,636 --> 00:34:56,512 obtained two false passports and hatched a sophisticated scheme 451 00:34:56,596 --> 00:35:00,552 to start a new life on the other side of the world. 452 00:35:00,636 --> 00:35:04,672 There are those who will say that your fall from grace 453 00:35:04,756 --> 00:35:06,992 is punishment enough. 454 00:35:07,076 --> 00:35:09,792 But given the severity of your offenses, 455 00:35:09,876 --> 00:35:15,876 I believe I have no choice but to pass the maximum possible sentence. 456 00:35:16,916 --> 00:35:21,872 I am therefore sentencing you to seven years imprisonment. 457 00:35:21,956 --> 00:35:24,116 [MURMURING] 458 00:35:25,236 --> 00:35:28,552 Sheila Buckley, while I have no doubt 459 00:35:28,636 --> 00:35:31,432 that you aided Mr. Stonehouse in his plan, 460 00:35:31,516 --> 00:35:34,552 I am satisfied that you were prompted 461 00:35:34,636 --> 00:35:38,756 more by your devotion to him than by any malicious intent. 462 00:35:39,796 --> 00:35:45,276 I am therefore giving you a two-year suspended sentence. 463 00:36:06,116 --> 00:36:08,236 Hello. John Stonehouse! 464 00:36:14,916 --> 00:36:17,036 I don't suppose there's a hanger? 465 00:36:33,677 --> 00:36:35,157 Good night. 466 00:36:36,797 --> 00:36:41,713 I tried to bring in some food, but I'm afraid they took it away. 467 00:36:41,797 --> 00:36:44,033 For examination, they said. 468 00:36:44,117 --> 00:36:46,477 Probably looking for bolt-cutters. 469 00:36:48,077 --> 00:36:50,433 No, don't worry about bringing me anything, darling. 470 00:36:50,517 --> 00:36:52,793 Just you being here is more than enough. 471 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:56,193 Just being able to touch you, even over this… 472 00:36:56,277 --> 00:36:58,517 Horrid table… 473 00:36:59,757 --> 00:37:01,807 Do you know the most extraordinary thing? 474 00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:05,753 Since I've been here, I feel… 475 00:37:05,837 --> 00:37:08,353 And I know this is gonna sound ridiculous… 476 00:37:08,437 --> 00:37:11,153 But for the first time in my life I feel free. 477 00:37:11,237 --> 00:37:16,113 It's incredibly liberating being treated as just one of the crowd, 478 00:37:16,197 --> 00:37:18,557 just as an ordinary human being. 479 00:37:21,677 --> 00:37:24,157 You'll never be ordinary for me. 480 00:37:25,237 --> 00:37:28,917 Well, there's ordinary and ordinary, of course. 481 00:37:32,037 --> 00:37:35,597 What do you think prompted your husband's behavior? 482 00:37:36,957 --> 00:37:39,993 Well, that's a very difficult question to answer. 483 00:37:40,077 --> 00:37:42,113 Uh… 484 00:37:42,197 --> 00:37:45,753 I have been reading about something called the male menopause, 485 00:37:45,837 --> 00:37:49,677 and I… and I wonder if that might have something to do with it. 486 00:37:51,917 --> 00:37:56,437 May I ask, what are your feelings for your husband? 487 00:37:59,437 --> 00:38:01,593 Sadness… 488 00:38:01,677 --> 00:38:03,437 Pity. 489 00:38:04,757 --> 00:38:06,957 And… anger? 490 00:38:10,877 --> 00:38:12,633 Yes… 491 00:38:12,717 --> 00:38:14,317 Anger. 492 00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:19,393 "Intolerable"? 493 00:38:19,477 --> 00:38:21,073 I'm sorry. 494 00:38:21,157 --> 00:38:24,993 "The petitioner in the divorce action, Barbara Susan Stonehouse, 495 00:38:25,077 --> 00:38:29,393 "finds it intolerable to live with the respondent," 496 00:38:29,477 --> 00:38:31,477 "John Thomson Stonehouse." 497 00:38:32,957 --> 00:38:36,833 It's funny what we choose to focus on, isn't it? 498 00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:40,837 You see, the key word there for me is "adultery." 499 00:38:45,797 --> 00:38:48,997 But then so much of a marriage is what you choose not to notice. 500 00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:55,357 Did you really think I didn't know, John? 501 00:38:57,397 --> 00:38:59,313 About your secrets? 502 00:38:59,397 --> 00:39:01,637 The things you tried to hide. 503 00:39:03,077 --> 00:39:06,437 I saw what I wanted to see, at least to begin with. 504 00:39:10,157 --> 00:39:12,557 But do you know the strangest thing? 505 00:39:13,757 --> 00:39:15,633 Is I think you knew. 506 00:39:15,717 --> 00:39:17,713 On… On some level, 507 00:39:17,797 --> 00:39:23,313 I… I think you knew that I could see through all your-your little veils, 508 00:39:23,397 --> 00:39:28,477 and you didn't like it. You didn't like it one little bit. 509 00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:34,713 And so you-you kept squirreling more and more things away, 510 00:39:34,797 --> 00:39:36,553 bigger and bigger secrets 511 00:39:36,637 --> 00:39:40,677 until finally you came to the biggest secret of the lot. 512 00:39:42,997 --> 00:39:45,637 Well, I didn't see that one coming. 513 00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:51,593 No. You, uh… 514 00:39:51,677 --> 00:39:53,717 You really got me there. 515 00:40:00,237 --> 00:40:02,033 I do… 516 00:40:02,117 --> 00:40:03,873 I do love you, you know. 517 00:40:03,957 --> 00:40:05,957 [LAUGHS] 518 00:40:11,717 --> 00:40:13,917 You know, for once, I actually believe you. 519 00:40:15,517 --> 00:40:20,353 You thought you could have it all, didn't you, John? 520 00:40:20,437 --> 00:40:22,957 Everything your heart desired. 521 00:40:26,117 --> 00:40:28,517 But in the end… 522 00:41:13,477 --> 00:41:15,277 Hello? 523 00:41:18,277 --> 00:41:19,833 Hello, everyone. 524 00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,437 I'm here! 525 00:41:23,477 --> 00:41:25,597 Where is everybody? 526 00:41:28,477 --> 00:41:30,557 Where have you all gone? 527 00:41:34,717 --> 00:41:36,717 [HEARTBEAT] 528 00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:43,473 Quick. Warden in. Warden. Warden! 529 00:41:43,557 --> 00:41:47,917 Warden! We need a warden in here! We need someone in here. 530 00:41:57,158 --> 00:41:59,918 [PANTS] 531 00:42:18,678 --> 00:42:19,878 Heart. 532 00:42:23,598 --> 00:42:25,474 You remember Sheila? 533 00:42:25,558 --> 00:42:26,914 She's a… 534 00:42:26,998 --> 00:42:28,918 Friend of Dad's. 535 00:43:15,958 --> 00:43:17,954 Here we go again. 536 00:43:18,038 --> 00:43:20,998 It's the nightly bedtime story. 537 00:43:24,278 --> 00:43:26,114 Nearly there, John. 538 00:43:26,198 --> 00:43:27,758 Nearly there, Dave. 539 00:43:29,198 --> 00:43:31,518 How are you feeling? 540 00:43:34,798 --> 00:43:36,314 Happy. 541 00:43:36,398 --> 00:43:38,434 Happy and… 542 00:43:38,518 --> 00:43:40,238 Thankful. 543 00:43:43,758 --> 00:43:45,718 Soppy sod. 544 00:45:05,158 --> 00:45:06,874 Goodbye, darling. See you this evening. 545 00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,434 Good luck! 546 00:45:08,518 --> 00:45:10,874 I don't want Daddy to go! 547 00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:14,794 Don't you worry, darling boy. I'll be back as soon as you know it, 548 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:20,118 and I promise I will never, ever, ever go away again. 549 00:45:21,638 --> 00:45:28,114 ♪ Maybe it is raining where our train will ride ♪ 550 00:45:28,198 --> 00:45:34,994 ♪ Oh the little travelers are warm and snug inside ♪ 551 00:45:35,078 --> 00:45:41,594 ♪ Rocking, rolling, riding out along the bay ♪ 552 00:45:41,678 --> 00:45:48,638 ♪ All bound for Morningtown many miles away… ♪ 553 00:45:50,198 --> 00:45:51,398 Bye. 554 00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:19,274 [SIGHS] 555 00:46:19,358 --> 00:46:21,158 Mr. Stonehouse? 556 00:46:24,798 --> 00:46:26,638 Mr. Stonehouse? 557 00:46:30,998 --> 00:46:32,718 Mr. Stonehouse? 558 00:46:36,518 --> 00:46:38,434 Mr. Stonehouse? 559 00:46:38,518 --> 00:46:40,158 Are you all right?