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Do you want
to believe?
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-Let's go.
-Alright.
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This is "osbournes
want to believe."
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jack: We may be the first family
of darkness,
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but not all of us are true
believers in the paranormal.
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They want to believe.
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Has a ghost
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ever been caught on film?
-Yes.
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And I have the evidence
that will blow their minds.
-What is that?
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I think you're
starting to believe.
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Seeing is believing.
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-Whoa!
-What is happening?
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Aah!
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Oh, god, no!
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♪♪
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[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
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I guess
the first question is
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how much of the paranormal
do you guys believe in?
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I'm one of these people,
if I see it, I'll believe you,
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but I don't totally believe,
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but then, again, I don't
totally not believe you.
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-Ditto.
I wouldn't say I don't.
-Yeah.
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But until I actually see it
for myself, I'm like...
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This might be
the opportunity to.
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This footage
is of something
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which people kind of claim
is an alien.
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I know exactly
what you...
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The one walking
in the alley.
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-Yeah.
-No, no...
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-An alien walking in a --
what is that?
-Alley.
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-I've seen that one, sharon.
-Yeah.
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I don't know.
This one isn't that.
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This was, like,
in someone's driveway.
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It's a weird entity
in someone's driveway.
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-I think it's the one.
-They claim it --
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they claim
it is an alien,
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or some people
are saying it's an elf.
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-I've seen it. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Oh, walking down the front.
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Yeah.
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It's a kid, I swear.
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But why is he walking
like a [bleep]
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it's a kid.
It's a kid [bleep] around.
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He's pretending to
be a santa's elf.
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-Is he naked?
-No.
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It's the kid.
I saw that on --
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it's an awfully
skinny kid.
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Seriously?
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He's not only skinny.
He's got a gigantic head.
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[ laughs ]
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and I can't get over
that ridiculous walk.
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That is not humanlike.
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It's a kid.
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He's got, like, a jumpsuit on.
-Ah.
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Maybe a glow-in-the-dark suit?
Yeah.
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-Next.
-Next. Alright.
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So, we think that's a kid,
not an elf or an alien.
-I think it's an --
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no, I think it's a christmas elf
getting ready for christmas.
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Leaving all the gifts.
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This next ufo clip
has been the source
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of a lot of excitement
in the ufo world
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because it was released
by the pentagon.
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And the navy
basically said,
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"we don't know what
the [bleep] this is."
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so...
But it's pretty good stuff.
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You could -- this is
where you can hear the
pilots talking to each other.
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-Yes, yeah. Have you seen it?
-Yeah.
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Man #1: My gosh!
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Man #2: Going against the wind.
The wind's 120 knots west.
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Look at that thing,
dude.
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Looks like a bat.
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Ozzy: He's traveling at [bleep]
5,000 miles an hour, or...
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Look at that.
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So, that was captured
in 2015.
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They call it "gimbal."
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and the other one
they captured in 2015 --
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that one right there --
they called "go fast."
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what's this?
What the [bleep] is that thing?
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[ radio chatter ]
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and the military also released
a sighting of a ufo from 2004,
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and they called it "flir1."
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if that is a fake,
it's been well done.
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Well, I'm somewhat
of a believer now.
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I mean,
there's something to it.
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It might not be aliens,
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but it's an absolute phenomenon
that these things are occurring.
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Yes, yes.
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And what speed did they say
it was going at?
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They said it was going
against the wind...
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-The wind, yeah.
-...And the wind was 120 knots.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, the plane was,
like, on full, like --
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I mean, that plane
was flying very fast,
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and it was
flying faster.
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And apparently,
some of that footage,
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there's, like,
only a short portion of it,
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but they were tracking it
for, like, an hour and a half.
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And they had its movements
to where it would go
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from, like, the sea level...
-Mm-hmm.
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...And shoot up to like
30,000 feet in seconds.
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-And then come back down.
-And then shoot back down.
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And just the way it was moving,
they were like,
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"it defies physics."
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like,
any conventional aircraft
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would fall apart
if it was moving that way.
-Right.
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-Something to it, yeah.
-Absolutely something to it.
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But there was that plane --
cargo plane going to alaska.
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You hear of that one?
-No.
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Where this guy reports
to the tower.
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Is that the one
tom cruise was in?
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What the [bleep] are you
talking about -- tom cruise?
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Tom cruise got --
what was that film he did?
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-"top gun"?
-No! Tom -- no, no!
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Tom hanks!
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Where he's in the --
-oh, your jokes are the [bleep]
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if you're gonna say a joke,
at least get it right.
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-[ laughing ] sorry.
-[bleep] anyway...
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Ozzy: So, anyway, this guy's
flying a cargo plane
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for a japanese airline.
-Mm-hmm.
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And this great, big [bleep]
mother ship comes up,
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massive thing
flying above it,
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and he freaks out, and they
tracked it at the air --
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at the tower.
-Mm-hmm.
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Oh, is this the one when
they landed, they were like,
"yeah, don't say anything"?
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And they come in and says,
"this never happened."
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I just -- I mean, I don't know
what to make of it.
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Another one?
-Yep.
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Alright, we've got
lots of ufos today.
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This is an alien invasion
at sunset.
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♪♪
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woman: Insane. This is
in the sky over the ocean.
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These people were on a ferry
in the outer banks,
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just off the coast
of north carolina.
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And they saw
these weird lights.
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-That's [bleep] weird.
-They were just looking at them,
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and all the other people on
the boat were looking at them,
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and no one had a clue
what the hell they were.
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Man: We're in the middle
of the ocean on a ferry.
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Nothing around. Look.
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Nothing around.
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No land, no nothing.
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There's no plane.
There's no nothing in the sky.
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This is just lights
staying stationary...
-A bunch of lights.
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...In one spot,
not moving.
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Everybody on this freaking boat
is out looking at it.
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-What is it?
-Nobody knows.
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Insane.
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♪♪
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ozzy: Some kind
of optical illusion.
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You saw that thing
we were watching about
the bermuda triangle?
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Last night, yeah.
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And the flying boat thing.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'm leaning
on the [bleep] dog here.
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[ laughs ]
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but the thing I find odd
about this --
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when you see the ghost --
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the ghost ship,
looks like it's flying.
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That may be something
coming off the water.
I don't know.
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I mean, do you believe
that there could be aliens?
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Do you believe in crop circles
and all that?
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This guy flew over this thing
while minding a prop plane.
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Turned around and go back.
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When he's going back,
anyways, he saw
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a [bleep] thing in the field
that weren't there when he --
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he'd just gone over.
-Yeah.
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That's the only one that
I believe could be legit
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because it's a response.
-Then nobody --
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the thing was,
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nobody but about a handful
of [bleep] scientists
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knew what this --
-I'm lost.
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Alright, so, scientists
sent out this radio signal
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deep into space to see
if anyone would respond.
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It was called
the arecibo message.
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And this crop circle essentially
was a response to that message.
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Okay.
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When you see it, you're like,
"wow, that's [bleep] wild."
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so, what is it?
Do you believe in ufos?
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Do you believe in aliens?
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I mean, you clearly have some
kind of opinion on crop circles.
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So, where would you lie?
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I do, and I don't.
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Until I actually see
something in the sky myself
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or something land
in my [bleep] garden
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or whatever,
until I witness it,
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I'm not saying I don't,
and I'm not saying I do.
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And have you, in all
your travels, being on planes,
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being in remote parts
of the world,
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have you ever seen anything
in the sky
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that you couldn't explain?
-No.
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Mum?
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I'm thinking about this
now.
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-Oh [bleep]
-no. [ laughing ] I have!
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-Oh, don't think too hard.
-If you saw something
in the sky,
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you wouldn't have to think
very long, darling.
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Now, hold on a minute.
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Yeah, I have a thought,
but you talking,
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I've lost my train of thought
now.
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-You --
-rude.
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Okay.
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I have.
I lost my train of thought.
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I came up with
a really good idea...
-No. No.
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...And it's gone.
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No, no, no.
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-Really?
-It was.
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You know if you've seen
a [bleep] foreign object
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that you can't explain.
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Oh, yeah.
I know what it was.
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I have to go back to the --
not the romans.
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What was it
before the romans?
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-Egyptians? The greeks?
-Egyptians. Egyptians.
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He knew it.
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What the [bleep] has that
got to do with the question?
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Just think. The egyptians
were the first ones
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to have hot water.
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They were the first ones
to have wine, was it?
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-I don't think so.
-No?
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Well, anyway, they [bleep]
knew about the aliens.
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-Tell you what.
Stroke your dog, darling.
-What?
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-That's an alien.
-[ laughs ]
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you know, you guys
are both [bleep] aliens.
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[ gasps ]
it's robert!
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Aw!
-Oh, my!
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-See?
-The dogs are gonna get robert.
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Ozzy: [bleep] that thing off.
It's bad luck, darling.
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No, it's not.
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My thing is
with bigfoot --
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whenever you see a hunter
who is like,
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"well, I was out there
in them there woods,
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and out of nowhere
comes bigfoot,"
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I'm gonna [bleep]
shoot it!
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♪♪
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[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
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♪♪
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ooh!
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-Um...
-Yeah?
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We're gonna see
how the magic happens.
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We're actually walking down
to where we film,
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which is normally the theater
at my parents' house.
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[ imitates ghost ]
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it's all spooky
and ominous.
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-Spooky!
-But, yeah...
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-Spooky-dooky-doo!
-...What used to be the theater
243
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is now a little mini tv studio
that we have creatively crafted.
244
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There is my dad
just eagerly awaiting.
245
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,660
Hi, dad.
246
00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:30,662
♪♪
247
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,131
[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
248
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,833
moving on.
Haunted dolls.
249
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,701
You have quite an affinity
to haunting dolls --
250
00:10:36,703 --> 00:10:38,937
to haunted dolls,
don't you?
251
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,206
-Why?
-You like haunted dolls.
252
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,775
Seeing as we've got them
all over the house.
253
00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,176
I might have something
here for you.
254
00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,544
Not him again.
255
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,014
[ gasps ] it's robert!
256
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,716
-Oh [bleep]
-there he is! There he is!
257
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,585
-I tell you where
robert's going.
-Where?
258
00:10:53,587 --> 00:10:55,687
Robert's gonna be given
to the dogs.
259
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,921
Nope! See?
260
00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,391
-The dogs are gonna get robert.
-Hey.
261
00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:02,827
So, the legend goes,
with the actual robert the doll,
262
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,931
is that it is cursed
by the spirit of his owner.
263
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,566
Ozzy: [bleep] bad luck.
264
00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,601
[ laughs ]
265
00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,436
you think
it's [bleep] a joke.
266
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,705
If you disrespect him,
make fun of him,
267
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,306
take a picture
without asking,
268
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,276
or even handle him,
you will be cursed,
269
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,312
and terrible things will begin
to happen in your life.
270
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:26,117
We actually went to see
robert the doll in key west,
271
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,886
and it's the real
robert the doll,
272
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:31,389
and, believe me, he is as
frightening in person
as he is in pictures.
273
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:34,325
-[bleep] thing.
-Don't disrespect bobby.
274
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,695
So, robert...
-[bleep] that thing off.
275
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,697
It's bad luck.
-No, he's not.
276
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,632
-It's bad luck!
-Alright.
277
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,767
Well, we have a really --
-look!
278
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,736
Look at me!
It ain't bad luck!
279
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,672
You blew him up. Just saying.
It's your fault.
280
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:49,841
You blew him up.
281
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,843
If you hadn't blown him up.
That's all I'm saying.
282
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,578
No, you shouldn't have
[bleep] around me.
283
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,547
I told you he's bad luck,
and you --
284
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,315
I respected him.
I had a --
285
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,117
see, now,
you kept [bleep]
286
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:02,153
I had a great year after that.
I got divorced.
287
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,122
[ laughter ]
288
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:05,990
any last words
to robert?
289
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,959
Jack [bleep]
that thing off.
290
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,562
It's bad luck.
I keep telling you.
291
00:12:10,564 --> 00:12:12,731
You keep thinking
it's [bleep] not,
292
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:14,799
but, listen,
look what I was saying.
293
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,534
Just look what's gone on
with me.
294
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,938
There has been an odd timeline
since you blew him up.
295
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,139
I will give you that.
296
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:23,074
Do you think
it's [bleep] a joke?
297
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,409
Okay. I don't.
298
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,944
No, you think it's [bleep]
a joke all along.
299
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,645
I just can't tell when you're
joking about it anymore.
300
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,548
All along, when we first
went to the [bleep] place...
301
00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,649
Uh-huh?
302
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,990
-[bleep] send it back.
-Let's do it.
303
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,725
Going to fedex today.
-Really.
304
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,594
Overnight it.
305
00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:45,130
Well, let's take a look
at this haunted doll.
306
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,098
So, the theory
behind haunted dolls
307
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,601
is that, you know,
energy can --
308
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,437
people's energy can transfer
into objects, things like that.
309
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,038
It's kind of like --
310
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,709
you know how if -- you wear
a very specific cologne,
311
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:59,978
and if you go
into your closet
312
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,647
and I grab out a t-shirt,
chances are, it smells like you.
313
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,883
It's like an imprint
on that clothing.
314
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:07,285
Energy, theoretically,
can do the same thing.
315
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,854
And so, the thought is
that when people pass on,
316
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:13,892
their energy can continue on
through an inanimate object.
317
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,694
So, let's see
what we got.
318
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,464
Woman: I'm sitting here
filming my daughter's doll.
319
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,333
This lady in pennsylvania
bought this doll
320
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,703
from some second-hand shop
or flea market.
321
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:29,474
And, eventually, it started
moving on its own.
322
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,644
Nothing really precious
or special about it,
323
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,146
but it just has
this feeling about it.
324
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:39,984
And I'm just gonna sit here
on my steps and record it
325
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:43,021
and see if maybe
she'll do something for us.
326
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,356
Careful what
you wish for.
327
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,026
Whoa.
328
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,594
Did you guys just see that?
329
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,529
-No.
-Chair is moving.
330
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,631
-Where?
-Chair's rocking.
331
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,800
Woman: Are you seeing this?
332
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,336
This is some freaky [bleep]
333
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,904
look at it.
334
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,140
Oh, I'm about to run.
335
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,175
What the hell?
336
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,177
♪♪
337
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,478
aah! [bleep]
338
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,180
man: Whoa,
what the [bleep]
339
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,249
[ imitates ghost ]
340
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,984
what do you think?
341
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:15,353
It could have been triggered
by somebody. Couldn't it?
342
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,355
Or it could be windy
in the room.
343
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,157
-It could be, but it's
worth investigating.
-But...
344
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,525
Yeah.
345
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,126
You know, in England,
we did have a bunch
346
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,828
of, like, old,
antique, weird dolls.
347
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,396
-Yeah, a lot of them.
-Did you guys ever see --
348
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:26,931
have anything weird
with them?
349
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,333
-No.
-No.
350
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:31,002
Do you remember we used to have
loads of them up on your floor?
351
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,071
Yeah, and they were always
terrifying to me.
352
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,139
-Really?
-I just hated it.
I just didn't like them.
353
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,980
The shark fish. Oh, the fish
that jumped out of the tank.
354
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,716
Yeah.
-It used to do this
to the top of the tank.
355
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,919
Yeah, it would look at me at
night, just bobbing, wanting me.
356
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,421
Didn't we give it
to, um...
357
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,592
If you keep on asking
about [bleep] aquariums,
358
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,694
we're never
gonna get through this.
359
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,997
[ laughter ]
360
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,732
alright, so, have you guys
ever heard
361
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,935
of the kind of
"glitch in the matrix" theory?
362
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,938
I don't understand anything
about the [bleep] "matrix."
363
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,673
okay, so...
364
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,175
You swirl around in long,
big leather coats
365
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:13,544
and write numbers
all over walls.
366
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,213
-Uh...Sort of.
-Yeah. Yeah.
367
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,148
Okay, so, the glitch
in the "matrix" is that --
368
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,384
well, the theory is that
we're actually living
369
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,753
in some kind
of hologram,
370
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,188
we're not really
even here,
371
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,890
we're living in
a video game
372
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:28,259
and that sometimes,
it glitches.
373
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,695
And people have caught things
on camera
374
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,831
which, by all accounts,
unexplainable.
375
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:38,169
The footage we're gonna see
is of a dog
376
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,371
that the guy
who films it
377
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,875
believes is a glitch
in the matrix.
378
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:46,544
So, let's get glitchy.
379
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,880
♪♪
380
00:15:48,882 --> 00:15:52,884
this guy takes out his garbage
and comes back to this.
381
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,886
Could you imagine?
382
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:56,587
Where was it?
383
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,623
This took place
in the ukraine.
384
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,858
♪♪
385
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:04,963
his dog is literally
frozen still in the hallway.
386
00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,198
No signs of life.
387
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,367
That's [bleep] weird.
388
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,904
Look at it.
It's standing still.
389
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:15,473
He's right next to it.
390
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,408
You can't even see the dog
wagging its tail,
391
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,143
moving his head,
breathing.
392
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,412
It's literally frozen.
393
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,514
[ man laughs ]
394
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,850
and when his owner
touches him,
395
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,152
the dog just, like,
comes back to life.
396
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,489
Actually, now that
I think about it,
397
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,825
bella might be in the matrix
right now.
398
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,560
And dad, too.
399
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:38,329
[ laughter ]
400
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,231
thoughts?
401
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,734
He's just standing still.
I think --
402
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:46,170
the dog's not got a leather coat
on, and there's no numbers.
403
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,206
[ laughter ]
404
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,907
alright. I mean,
but, like, I went,
405
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,743
"okay, could the dog be having
some kind of seizure?"
406
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,544
but usually, when a dog
has a seizure, they'll collapse.
407
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,313
-Yeah, or shake.
-Yeah, and then I was like --
408
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,115
-you could explain that,
couldn't you?
-Yeah.
409
00:16:57,117 --> 00:17:01,152
I mean, I just think it's odd
that it was just like, "brr,"
410
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,721
and just not moving,
like, mid-step.
411
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,523
Dogs don't -- I mean,
you guys have a billion dogs.
412
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,825
They don't do that.
-No, they don't.
413
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,962
What do you think?
Matrix? No matrix?
414
00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:14,032
I don't know.
When I understand "the matrix,"
415
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,134
then I'll let you know.
-Okay.
416
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,203
I mean, elon musk thinks
that there's, like, a --
417
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:25,209
he goes, "there's like
a 1 in like 99 billion
418
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,179
that we're not in
some kind of simulation."
419
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,847
so, he's basically, like,
420
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,750
absolutely positive
we're in a simulation.
421
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,256
Alright, so,
this is an aeroplane
422
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:42,693
which, by all accounts,
is flying but not moving.
423
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:47,265
And the same question --
is it stuck in the matrix?
424
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,967
Man: That plane looks like
it's just hovering.
425
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:54,072
Okay, so, this one takes place
just outside of dallas.
426
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,842
This guy's driving,
and he saw this.
427
00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:00,111
Look at it.
For real.
428
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,180
It looks like it's just
kind of hovering there.
429
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,582
Looks like a big one, as well.
430
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,984
♪♪
431
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,887
wow. I almost want to stop
on the side of the road
432
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,490
to see if we can see.
433
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:16,527
It's that you're traveling.
The plane's traveling.
434
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:19,197
It's an optical illusion.
435
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,232
So, it's basically, as it's
coming towards you,
436
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,234
you're coming towards it,
and it just appears
437
00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,002
like it's stationary.
438
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,871
This can all be explained.
439
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:31,209
♪♪
440
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,178
do you guys think we could
be living in a hologram
441
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:35,713
or hallucination
or some kind of weird --
442
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:38,583
was that near
that triangle?
443
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,052
Oh, my god!
444
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:42,887
What is
the triangle called?
445
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,856
-The bermuda triangle?
-Is it near there, no?
446
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,157
No.
447
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:49,193
Okay, and then
this is another one.
448
00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,896
This one is very odd.
449
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,565
Is it -- oh, okay.
450
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,434
-It's still the matrix.
-Okay.
451
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,202
-And it's with a bird.
-Okay.
452
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,505
And it took place
in california.
453
00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,707
♪♪
454
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:06,110
ozzy: It's something to do
with, like, the horizon.
455
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:09,180
But look at that. That's a bird
just, like, floating in the air.
456
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,616
-Had a stroke.
-Okay, it had a stroke midair,
457
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,985
but why is it
just hovering?
458
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,821
Ozzy:
That's [bleep] weird.
459
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,823
Do they show you
it landing?
460
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,424
-No, just 'cause
he's on the freeway.
-Oh.
461
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,561
It was -- it's called
an oomagoolie bird.
462
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:27,064
It goes, whack, "oomagoolie!"
463
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,968
oomagoolie? What the [bleep]
are you talking about?
464
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,138
You've got an oomagoolie
in your ear.
465
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,908
Okay, then.
Well, as far as the matrix goes,
466
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,077
I think it's safe to say that
these two just don't get it.
467
00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:42,213
Was it the greeks
or the egyptians
468
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,814
that came up
with it first?
469
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,683
-What?
What are you talking about?
-Who gives a [bleep]
470
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,020
-aliens!
-They could have been
[bleep] smoking dope!
471
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,889
♪♪
472
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,125
[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
473
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:59,564
♪♪
474
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,966
sharon:
My little bella!
475
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,035
-Alrighty.
-Do you want to believe?
476
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:07,038
-Do you believe in them?
-I don't think it's
so black-and-white.
477
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,707
-Like the moon?
-What the [bleep]
does that mean?
478
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,076
It's a full moon in our house
all the [bleep] time.
479
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:13,945
It's 'cause someone's
always got their pants down.
480
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,146
Let's go!
481
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,648
♪♪
482
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:20,418
[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
483
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,754
alright, so, these next clips
are a series of ufos
484
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,690
captured on camera
485
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:28,993
by just random joe member
of the public.
486
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:31,429
However, they're in different
parts of the world.
487
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,265
So, this first clip
is from crimea.
488
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,969
♪♪
489
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:41,639
this cluster of ufos was spotted
in three different places,
490
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:46,978
all in crimea, all in the same
night at different times.
491
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:49,113
♪♪
492
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:53,217
and this one here you see
is in kerch, a city in crimea.
493
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,188
And this one takes place
in hlazivka,
494
00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:01,459
and it's the same six ufos,
just from a different angle.
495
00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:05,429
And the last sighting
is also in kerch,
496
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,665
just a little
further away.
497
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,168
Now, here's
the strange part.
498
00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,838
A few weeks before
those sightings,
499
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,708
an almost identical set
of lights was seen in ohio.
500
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,511
What do you think?
501
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,147
Why are they all near
electrical poles?
502
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:27,318
Because that's what --
because...
503
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,187
No. Why are they near
electrical poles?
504
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:33,958
In different countries, you can
see them by an electrical pole.
505
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,694
That's an, actually,
interesting theory.
506
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,229
-Thank you.
-I wonder.
507
00:21:38,231 --> 00:21:39,597
I wonder, is it --
but then you go,
508
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,232
"is it just because
they're in cities
509
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:43,000
and there's electrical poles
all over cities?"
510
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,802
no, but there's not that many,
is it?
511
00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,804
And where is --
-there's not that many?
512
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,040
Hold on! Where's cri--
-[bleep]
513
00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:50,708
-kir-- crimea.
-Crimea. It's in europe.
514
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,710
-And where's --
-but here's the thing.
515
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,812
So, those are in ukraine,
then there's one in america.
516
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:58,416
And in this one, in England,
it appeared online
517
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,584
and said it was in idaho,
518
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,486
when, actually,
it's in the uk.
519
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:05,890
And it's of a ufo,
or multiple ufo sightings,
520
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,826
and it went on
for like 40 minutes.
521
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,330
So, why did it say it was
in idaho and it was in England?
522
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,031
'cause they were
embarrassed.
523
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,400
No, I guess someone
stole the clip...
524
00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,536
-Go on. Next.
-...And then said
it was in idaho.
525
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:22,406
But it wasn't. You know,
we found the people
in England, and...
526
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:25,710
Alright, I bet you
it's by an electrical pole.
527
00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:28,946
Every country's
got electrical poles.
528
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,350
No electrical poles.
529
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,919
[ laughs ]
530
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,288
-you don't see them now, look.
-No electrical poles.
531
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:41,192
No electrical poles.
My theory's been thrown out.
532
00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:45,129
This guy at first thought
it was helicopters
533
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,865
but then realized
there was no noise at all.
534
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:52,269
They didn't seem to move closer
to him or further away.
535
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:55,506
They were just hovering
in the distance the whole time.
536
00:22:55,508 --> 00:22:57,308
But they did
start to blink.
537
00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:58,909
Like, they were flashing
on and off.
538
00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,745
Ozzy:
Looks like it, yeah.
539
00:23:00,747 --> 00:23:03,714
Some would disappear,
then reappear.
540
00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,750
Look at that.
541
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:07,985
They're fireflies.
542
00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,755
B-1s.
Little green men.
543
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:12,256
What do you think?
544
00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:16,560
What's always amazed me --
if they are from another planet,
545
00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:19,330
these things, what would they
want to come here for?
546
00:23:19,332 --> 00:23:22,066
Resources.
We've got lots of water.
547
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:25,002
When we can't even get on
with each other, let alone...
548
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:26,637
That's why they don't want
anything to do with us.
549
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,205
They're just like, "look at
these [bleep] lunatics."
550
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:31,842
okay, is there people
that can look at that picture --
551
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:35,045
say it's in a photograph,
you take a photograph of that --
552
00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:38,449
and they can measure
to the --
553
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,684
how big they think
those lights are across?
554
00:23:40,686 --> 00:23:42,453
Yes, there are.
Yes.
555
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:44,455
There are ways to do that,
sort of.
556
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,257
As long as you have
some kind of reference.
557
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,825
-Right.
-So, like --
558
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,560
but it's hard with --
559
00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:51,929
when you zoom in, it's hard
because you lose depth.
560
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,632
Would it be very difficult
to, like --
561
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,867
-to hoax? Make a hoax of that?
Like, fake it?
-Yeah.
562
00:23:56,869 --> 00:24:03,040
You could, but you can tell
a lot of times in raw files.
563
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,042
Like, if I were to just
send you something
564
00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:06,444
I recorded off my phone --
-we watched a program,
565
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:11,081
and out of
like 200 sightings,
566
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:14,919
there's about 5
that they can't explain.
567
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:18,322
But I think it's odd, though,
that it looks almost identical
568
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,124
to what was filmed
in ukraine...
-Yeah. Yeah.
569
00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,392
...America.
570
00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:24,328
Like, this is clearly
a phenomenon occurring.
571
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:27,031
-That looked pretty legitimate.
-Yeah.
572
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:30,568
I mean, all those people can't
all be faking the same thing.
573
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,169
Yeah.
574
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:33,737
But people
have been doing that
575
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,873
since they started
with photography.
576
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,242
Do you remember the one
with the fairies?
-Fairies, yeah.
577
00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:40,878
Right? That was, like, the turn
of the century, right?
578
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,014
And, like --
-yeah, but -- but, sharon, uh,
579
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:48,853
it's only in the last century
ufos have been sighted.
580
00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:50,621
Well, some people think
581
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,490
they've been sighted
for thousands of years.
582
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:54,191
Oh, in egyptian times,
583
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,260
they thought
that some of those pictures
584
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,195
were meant to be ufos
and things.
-Yep.
585
00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,498
-The paintings on the walls
and that.
-Yeah.
586
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:03,701
Was it the greeks
or the egyptians
587
00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,337
that came up with it first?
-What? What are you talking
about? With aliens?
588
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:07,838
-Who gives a [bleep]
-aliens!
589
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,441
I think -- I think egypt
590
00:25:10,443 --> 00:25:13,644
predates ancient greece,
I think.
591
00:25:13,646 --> 00:25:16,146
Or was it -- were they
kind of similar time periods?
-It could have been in babylon.
592
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:19,049
It was, like, babylonia
and, like, mesopotamia.
593
00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:20,150
What was the question?
594
00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:23,454
Because they had drawings
in their...
595
00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:26,891
-Temples.
-...Temples and wherever
of aliens.
596
00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:30,561
They could have been
[bleep] smoking dope!
597
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:33,597
Drugs was very common
back then.
598
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:34,798
'cause they just didn't
realize it.
599
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,367
So if you --
that's what we do now.
600
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,602
We used to go,
"let's swallow this pill.
601
00:25:38,604 --> 00:25:40,738
Let's see aliens."
-you want to hear
something interesting?
602
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:43,107
There's a theory called
the "stoned ape" theory,
603
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:45,776
which essentially says
604
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:49,947
that human evolution
occurred at such a rapid rate
605
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:52,883
because whatever
our ancestors were,
606
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,219
were, you know,
kind of caveman-y,
607
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,454
like, cro-magnon,
whatever,
608
00:25:57,456 --> 00:26:01,125
they think that they were eating
a lot of magic mushrooms.
609
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,093
-Hmm. Hmm.
-Huh.
610
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:07,698
Dad, you have experimented with
hallucinogenics in your life.
611
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,066
Somewhat.
612
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,669
Did you ever question
the reality
613
00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:13,037
in which that
we live in?
614
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:14,838
Every day.
615
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,907
Okay.
'cause there is --
616
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,709
still do.
617
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,678
[ slurps ]
618
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,213
uh-huh.
Alright, that works.
619
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:27,318
Unless I see somebody
coming in, singing and dancing.
620
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,053
-They have to be
singing and dancing?
-Absolutely.
621
00:26:29,055 --> 00:26:30,754
They have to be like,
"I'm here!"
622
00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,090
-are they, like,
an old vaudeville act, though?
-Exactly.
623
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,558
♪ hello, my darlin' ♪
624
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,094
come on.
Let's go.
625
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,163
My eyes! My eyes!
626
00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,332
-Yeah, we've got --
-they're killin' me!
627
00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:43,801
-Have any of you
ever seen a ghost?
-No.
628
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,269
Nope.
629
00:26:46,439 --> 00:26:49,239
I've never seen a ghost,
but I've ghosted some [bleep]
630
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:51,175
[ laughter ]
631
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,344
♪♪
632
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:55,579
[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
633
00:26:57,450 --> 00:27:02,386
♪♪
634
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:03,921
okay.
635
00:27:03,923 --> 00:27:05,422
They want to believe,
and I have the evidence
636
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:08,359
that will open their minds and
freak them out in the process.
637
00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,160
Woman: When you do
your cold reads like that,
638
00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:12,296
do you sound a little like,
"see"?
639
00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:14,932
-Yeah.
-"ha, see?
Mom and dad want to"...
640
00:27:14,934 --> 00:27:16,634
[ laughter ]
641
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:19,003
like, what happened to
that accent? Did it just
go out of vogue?
642
00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:20,504
-Yeah.
-I guess so.
643
00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:22,473
"let's bring it back, see?
644
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,642
I'm just gonna start
talking like this."
645
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:27,778
♪♪
646
00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:30,147
[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
647
00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:33,851
okay, so, this next clip is --
well, before I go into it,
648
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:35,819
do you guys know
what a poltergeist is?
649
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,521
Have you guys ever seen --
-yeah, yeah, I had a friend
in school
650
00:27:37,523 --> 00:27:39,423
that had a poltergeist
in his house.
651
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,592
I've actually
got three of them.
652
00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:43,360
-Really? Aah!
-Mm.
653
00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,829
I've got f--
I-I've got four of 'em.
654
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,564
Oh.
655
00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:51,068
Including the missus. She throws
a few things around, you know?
656
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,037
That's right, yeah.
If anyone's a poltergeist,
657
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:55,706
it's you two
throwing [bleep] around.
658
00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:58,676
Alright, so, this is a clip
659
00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:02,613
where a poltergeist gets
a little bit too crazy.
660
00:28:02,615 --> 00:28:04,415
Here we go.
661
00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:07,217
So, this took place
at a house in illinois.
662
00:28:07,219 --> 00:28:09,286
It started off,
innocently enough,
663
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,755
when the faucet
turned on by itself.
664
00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:15,526
Then some toys
moved on their own.
665
00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:17,728
That's [bleep] weird.
666
00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:19,830
I agree.
667
00:28:19,832 --> 00:28:21,999
♪♪
668
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:25,636
this is even crazier.
Watch the doll in the box.
669
00:28:25,638 --> 00:28:28,038
That's very weird.
670
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,775
He also captured the front door
opening completely on its own.
671
00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:34,178
Wow!
672
00:28:34,180 --> 00:28:36,246
[ door creaking ]
673
00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:40,918
but the most frightening
thing of all was this.
674
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,220
You see that oven mitt?
675
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,255
Something takes it
off the hook
676
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:47,524
and moves it
on top of the stove.
677
00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:51,695
♪♪
678
00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:53,997
and then here's where
it goes off the rails.
679
00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:58,802
Something turns the stove on and
lights the oven mitt on fire.
680
00:28:58,804 --> 00:29:01,405
-Look at that!
-Can we just see it again?
681
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,741
'cause I...
-Yeah.
682
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:07,111
Nothing near the knob.
Nobody is around.
683
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:09,179
Something turned it.
684
00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:11,215
♪♪
685
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,150
that's [bleep] very weird.
686
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:15,252
Isn't that creepy?
687
00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,255
My thing is, like, okay,
some of that stuff could
have been faked.
688
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,124
If I saw that, I [bleep] --
689
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:23,393
I'd see one thing move,
I'd be out the [bleep] door.
690
00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:25,162
You know what got me
thinking about?
691
00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:27,731
All the weird fires
we had at welders.
692
00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:29,500
Oh, no, no, no.
693
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:31,902
They weren't [bleep]
set by poltergeists.
694
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:34,538
-I don't know.
-That was people [bleep]
not blowing candles out.
695
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:36,707
Do you remember
when somebody said,
696
00:29:36,709 --> 00:29:39,176
"a ghost stole
my wedding ring"?
697
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,377
Yeah.
698
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:42,813
We're gonna move on
from that conversation.
699
00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:45,015
-But do you remember? Yeah.
-Yeah. Yeah.
700
00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:46,583
But, like,
welders, though,
701
00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:49,653
had two really weird fires
that were just kind of --
702
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:51,421
yeah, but someone --
you know why?
703
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:55,526
Because somebody has got a thing
about [bleep] candles.
704
00:29:55,528 --> 00:30:00,430
She got to light the candles
all around the [bleep] house,
705
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:03,867
and she doesn't turn into a puff
of smoke and start going...
706
00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:05,435
[ imitates ghost ]
707
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,638
she should go [blows] at night
before she goes to bed.
708
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,673
No, I'm --
I'm the only person
709
00:30:09,675 --> 00:30:12,109
that puts a fire out
with magazines.
710
00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,143
Yeah.
711
00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:15,145
-[ laughs ]
-[ laughs ]
712
00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:17,614
so, do you guys think
those clips are --
713
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,583
do you think that's --
do you think that's real?
714
00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:21,518
It looked pretty real to me.
715
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,120
I see skepticism
in mum's eyes.
716
00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:25,088
There's a frow brow.
-No, no, no.
717
00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:27,624
I want to see the whole
kit and caboodle
718
00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,393
before I make
my decision.
719
00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,862
Now, if you were in the house,
mrs. O...
720
00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:34,164
-Yes?
-...And things like that
happened...
721
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,165
-Yes?
-...What would you do?
722
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,801
Would you hang around?
-No. No, no, no.
723
00:30:37,803 --> 00:30:39,970
I would just have seen
that doll moving,
724
00:30:39,972 --> 00:30:41,338
and I would have
been gone.
725
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,540
I'd have been on a plane
to another country.
726
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,075
-Oh [bleep]
-forget it.
727
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:48,278
I mean, it would really
interest me to witness it.
728
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,181
Alright, so, while we are
on the subject of poltergeists,
729
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,318
we have some that we --
while filming my show,
730
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,753
there's a place called
the twin city opera house
731
00:30:56,755 --> 00:30:59,389
in mcconnelsville, ohio.
732
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:02,292
And at the time,
when this happened,
733
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,861
we didn't realize
what it was.
734
00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,929
Our producer,
who was very kind of --
735
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:07,898
didn't really want
to disrupt a scene,
736
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,200
he just kind of went,
"oh, I got pushed."
737
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,436
and then when we watched
the footage back,
738
00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:15,005
it's really, really, like --
he just sat.
739
00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,707
You'll see.
740
00:31:16,709 --> 00:31:19,509
So, the reason we went here
in the first place
741
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:21,278
is because this opera house
742
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,581
has had a long history
of paranormal activity.
743
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,617
♪♪
744
00:31:26,619 --> 00:31:30,387
do you ever get bad smells
when you go to these places?
745
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:33,690
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's --
but you don't know,
746
00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:35,359
is it just 'cause it's an old,
run-down building
747
00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:36,660
with, like [bleep] pipes,
748
00:31:36,662 --> 00:31:38,528
or is it 'cause, you know,
749
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,964
beelzebub's taken a [bleep]
in the corner?
750
00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,633
You never know.
751
00:31:42,635 --> 00:31:44,101
[ laughs ]
752
00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:48,305
♪♪
753
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:52,276
so, there was one particular
spirit that they called charlie,
754
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:55,212
and apparently, he's some
kind of demonic entity.
755
00:31:56,749 --> 00:32:00,050
We tried to contact him,
and then this happened.
756
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:02,519
[ device beeping ]
757
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:04,721
is that you, charlie?
758
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:08,191
♪♪
759
00:32:08,193 --> 00:32:10,794
woman: What?
What, jamie?
760
00:32:10,796 --> 00:32:13,297
♪♪
761
00:32:13,299 --> 00:32:15,699
-jamie, what?
-Say something.
762
00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:19,636
The chair you were sitting in
just moved?
-Yeah.
763
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,608
-What?
-My chair just moved.
764
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,710
-Wow.
-What the [bleep]
765
00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,279
you were sitting in it
and it moved?
766
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,548
Something kicked it
or something.
767
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:34,551
Jack:
If it's not abundantly clear,
I'll say it right now.
768
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,621
That basement
was definitely creepy.
769
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:40,557
Is the producer
still working with you?
770
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:42,759
-He is not.
-'cause he was scared?
771
00:32:42,761 --> 00:32:44,494
He did get pretty freaked out
on this one.
772
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,096
-Okay.
-What do you think?
773
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:49,099
♪♪
774
00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:51,001
I don't [bleep] know.
775
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,170
Where I always go is,
"did he --
776
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:56,206
was the chair sat on, like,
a rock, on uneven ground
777
00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,741
and it just, like,
gave out, or...?"
778
00:32:57,743 --> 00:32:59,209
-yeah, but --
-but that footage,
779
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,444
when you actually
see it blown up --
780
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:02,512
hey, you're on
a ghost show.
781
00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,448
The ghost was sitting
in the chair,
782
00:33:04,450 --> 00:33:06,450
and the [bleep] chair moved.
783
00:33:06,452 --> 00:33:07,718
That's -- that's --
784
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,387
if I was there
and I witnessed it,
785
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,557
I'd go, "there ain't a [bleep]
stone under this seat."
786
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,826
so, I'm hearing you say
you want to come do an episode
787
00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:17,060
of "portals to hell"?
788
00:33:17,062 --> 00:33:18,962
Yeah, I wouldn't mind.
789
00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:20,464
If you was a real deal.
790
00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:22,299
Oh, yeah, we're the real deal.
We don't [bleep] around.
791
00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:25,469
I mean -- I mean,
if -- if the place is --
792
00:33:25,471 --> 00:33:28,271
the clip you showed us,
793
00:33:28,273 --> 00:33:31,041
that's what I call
something weird.
794
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:33,643
I -- unless I see
somebody coming in,
795
00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:36,446
singing and dancing, I...
796
00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,515
-They have to be
singing and dancing?
-Absolutely,
797
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,083
they have to be like,
"I'm here!"
798
00:33:40,085 --> 00:33:43,387
-are they, like, an old
dead vaudeville act, though?
-Exactly.
799
00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:45,956
Huh! "ah, philly,
how's it going there, see?"
800
00:33:45,958 --> 00:33:47,624
[ laughter ]
801
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:48,792
♪ hello, my darlin' ♪
802
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,627
come on.
Let's go.
803
00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:52,396
-Alright.
-That's it.
804
00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:54,564
Cool. Do you guys want to
take a pee break and --
805
00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,400
nah [bleep] it.
806
00:33:56,402 --> 00:33:58,268
Didn't they make
a holiday movie about a bigfoot?
807
00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,737
-Yeah, loads of 'em.
-"harry and the hendersons."
808
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:03,206
yes.
I like that movie!
809
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:04,908
"I like that movie!"
810
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:06,376
you tease!
811
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,945
♪♪
812
00:34:08,947 --> 00:34:10,914
[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
813
00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:16,453
♪♪
814
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:18,188
-you guys ready?
-Stand by.
815
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:21,058
Jack, do you think
my hair's growing? No?
816
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,860
The [bleep] he just about gave
the dog a heart attack!
817
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:26,663
[ chuckling ] ohh!
I'm sorry, bellsy!
818
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,098
-Wait. Wait.
-I'm sorry!
819
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,399
Why are you asking
if your hair is growing?
820
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:32,135
Oh, because I want it
to grow so bad.
821
00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:34,037
Well, you shouldn't have
already [bleep] cut it!
822
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:36,573
-I didn't. It fell out.
-Why did it fall out?
823
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,009
'cause I kept changing the
color, and it just broke off.
824
00:34:39,011 --> 00:34:42,245
What you thought about
a bald wig?
825
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,447
Wow.
826
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,515
[ chuckling ] ohh!
827
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:48,952
♪♪
828
00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:51,154
[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
829
00:34:51,156 --> 00:34:52,722
so, this next clip is --
830
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,493
well, before I go into it,
do you guys believe in bigfoot?
831
00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,095
No.
832
00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:03,567
Well, this is considered
some of the most [sighs]
833
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:05,669
authentic
and hard-to-dispel --
834
00:35:05,671 --> 00:35:07,637
I think it's a load
of horse[bleep]
835
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,639
but here's why
this footage is --
836
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,047
-we went looking for it!
-We did, yeah.
837
00:35:17,049 --> 00:35:18,882
-We went out on a boat.
We had a good day.
-Yeah.
838
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:21,151
-You know what I'm saying.
-We stayed at that nice inn.
839
00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:24,721
If they all was to say,
"there ain't no [bleep]
loch ness monster,"
840
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:27,157
nobody would go.
-Do you remember, you guys
went out at night
841
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:29,359
with the flashlight
looking for it?
-Yeah.
842
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,261
Hey, could have
been there.
843
00:35:31,263 --> 00:35:32,662
Could have been there.
844
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:34,831
But, well,
this is bigfoot.
845
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,467
And this footage was captured
by the pate family
846
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,970
in 1996
in washington state,
847
00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:43,206
just about six miles south
of the canadian border.
848
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:45,375
So, a lot of people
refer to it
849
00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:48,078
as the memorial day
bigfoot footage.
850
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:52,182
It has been studied by
tons of investigators.
851
00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:57,053
And still, 30 years later,
it has not been debunked.
852
00:35:57,055 --> 00:35:59,189
Ozzy:
I don't think it's bigfoot.
853
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:02,826
A producer I worked with
worked on another show
854
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:06,263
where they tried to re-create
this, and they couldn't.
855
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:08,064
They did that thing
of figuring out, "okay, well,
856
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:11,801
where exactly is this creature
in this frame? How big is it?"
857
00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:15,906
and when they sent their
tallest person to this area
858
00:36:15,908 --> 00:36:18,842
and had him move in
the same way, they were like --
859
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,011
-can't do it.
-You can't -- they couldn't
replicate it,
860
00:36:21,013 --> 00:36:22,979
and they spent days
trying to do it.
861
00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:24,548
Okay.
862
00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:28,084
No?
863
00:36:28,086 --> 00:36:31,855
I think mum's
kind of curious.
864
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:36,293
Look, I can pull up
an actual picture of it.
865
00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:38,228
Big stride.
866
00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,629
Very big stride.
867
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:42,766
And when they tried to run
that same 22-second --
868
00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:44,834
like that? Yeah?
Couldn't do it as quick.
869
00:36:44,836 --> 00:36:46,736
Couldn't do it.
Not as quick.
870
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:54,077
See, my thing is with bigfoot --
this is what I always say.
871
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:55,912
Whenever you see a hunter
who's like,
872
00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:57,814
"well, I was out there
in them there woods,
873
00:36:57,816 --> 00:37:00,450
and I was huntin'
for a deer,
874
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:02,919
and outta nowhere
comes bigfoot"...
875
00:37:04,223 --> 00:37:06,122
...If I'm hunting for a deer
876
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:11,494
and I see a [bleep] mythological
giant man-bear creature...
877
00:37:11,496 --> 00:37:13,697
-Do you shoot at it?
-...I'm gonna [bleep] shoot it.
878
00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:17,701
-Right, I'd shoot.
-Because I'm instantly gonna
become the [bleep] world's --
879
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,836
the man
who killed bigfoot.
880
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:21,471
Right?
881
00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:23,306
You'd be charged
with murder.
882
00:37:23,308 --> 00:37:25,108
Well, could you be charged
for murder?
883
00:37:25,110 --> 00:37:27,377
Is it human?
Is it not?
884
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:30,647
Do you remember those movies
they did, like, holiday movies?
885
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:32,415
Didn't they make a holiday movie
about a bigfoot?
886
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,517
-Yeah, loads of 'em.
-"harry and the hendersons."
887
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:37,654
yes.
I like that movie!
888
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:40,090
-You're insane.
-[ laughing ] why?
889
00:37:40,092 --> 00:37:41,891
"I like that movie!"
890
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:43,593
[ laughing ] I did!
891
00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,595
Are you gonna become
a bigfoot hunter now?
892
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,530
Is this how mum's
gonna vacation?
893
00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:51,501
Go up to, like, the pacific
northwest, hunting for bigfoot?
894
00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:53,637
Is that near anchorage?
895
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,138
Seattle.
Near seattle.
896
00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,007
-Yeah.
-Yeah. Ish.
897
00:37:57,009 --> 00:37:58,275
Next.
898
00:37:58,277 --> 00:38:01,077
Mum just said she wanted
to sleep with bigfoot.
899
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:03,713
[bleep]
better than little john.
900
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,482
[ laughter ]
901
00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:09,986
you know what they say?
Bigfoot...
902
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,155
Yeah, they say big feet,
big shoes.
903
00:38:12,157 --> 00:38:13,356
No, big hands!
904
00:38:13,358 --> 00:38:15,125
-Big hands, big gloves.
-That's a dad joke.
905
00:38:15,127 --> 00:38:18,161
You guys are a [bleep] barrel
of laughs between you two.
906
00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,030
We are, aren't we?
907
00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:22,565
I have a thing called
the woogie-boogie scale.
908
00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:24,334
It's my scale
from 1 to 10.
909
00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:26,636
Where would you rate
what you saw today
910
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,438
on the woogie-boogie scale?
911
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,107
♪♪
912
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:33,310
[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
913
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:39,149
sharon:
"harry and the hendersons."
914
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:42,152
harry. Harry.
915
00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:44,321
[ laughs ]
916
00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:46,756
-he's not laughing.
-[ laughing ] "harry
and the hendersons."
917
00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,858
you guys
are [bleep] insane.
918
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:52,162
♪♪
919
00:38:52,164 --> 00:38:54,731
[ thunder crashes,
maniacal laughter ]
920
00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:58,768
did you guys have any
terror-filled dreams last night?
921
00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:01,905
Absolutely, I did,
about bigfeet.
922
00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,873
-Bigfeet?
-Bigfoot.
923
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:05,809
Are you sure that wasn't, like,
a weird foot-fetish dream?
924
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:08,411
-No, no, no, it was bigfoot.
-No, she was scratching my ass,
925
00:39:08,413 --> 00:39:10,780
and she thought
it was bigfoot.
926
00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:13,483
Is that bigfoot
right there?
927
00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,385
That's bigfoot.
928
00:39:15,387 --> 00:39:17,387
She's one of his socks.
929
00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:19,155
[ laughs ]
930
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:23,460
so, anyway, I have a thing
called the woogie-boogie scale.
931
00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:27,897
And I essentially --
it's my scale from 1 to 10.
932
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:30,934
-Mm.
-Where would you rate
what you saw today
933
00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:33,069
on the woogie-boogie scale?
934
00:39:33,071 --> 00:39:35,538
The poltergeist
was the most convincing.
935
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:38,875
And that one alien thing
where the air force...
936
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:41,177
Bigfoot? 50-50.
937
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:43,046
Okay.
938
00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:45,148
So, you would say --
but what would you rate it?
939
00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:48,485
Would you rate bigfoot like a 5
on the woogie-boogie out of 10?
940
00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:50,987
Uh, yeah. 5, yeah.
941
00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:53,723
And then
the navy footage?
942
00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,191
-9.
-6.
943
00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:56,793
Oh, 6 and 9
for the navy footage.
944
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:57,894
-Mm-hmm.
-Wow.
945
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:00,697
And the poltergeist --
8 or 9.
946
00:40:00,699 --> 00:40:02,165
Okay.
947
00:40:02,167 --> 00:40:06,903
Because the pilots might
have been [bleep] around.
948
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:08,538
♪♪
949
00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:12,275
one of them's flying
950
00:40:12,277 --> 00:40:14,277
a remote-controlled ufo
out the window
951
00:40:14,279 --> 00:40:15,578
of the fighter jet
that they're flying...
952
00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:17,514
-It was a [bleep]
-...1,000 miles an hour.
953
00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:20,350
-Could happen.
-Well, you know...
954
00:40:20,352 --> 00:40:23,153
There could have been
a bit of dust on the camera.
955
00:40:23,155 --> 00:40:27,657
Pilot wasn't [bleep]
flying a drone at 1,000...
956
00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:30,059
[ laughter ]
957
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,595
it's a squashed insect
on the camera.
958
00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:34,631
-Oh!
-Anything's possible.
959
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:39,102
Well, these are
my senile parents.
960
00:40:40,505 --> 00:40:42,572
-I'll start dribbling.
-You know, we are, sharon.
961
00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:45,108
It's a good job
we never joined the military.
962
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:46,943
[ laughter ]
963
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,312
alright, well,
uh, that's that.
964
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,414
What have you guys got planned
for the rest of the day?
965
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:53,216
I'm gonna read up
on some history.
966
00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:56,019
Which came first,
the chicken or the egg?
967
00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:58,888
-[bleep]
-the romans or the greeks?
968
00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:02,292
The greeks were here
before [bleep] chickens!
969
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:06,129
But you can add chicken
to a greek salad.
970
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,298
[ laughter ]
971
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,633
♪♪
972
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:12,569
alright, so, that's the --
-what have you got against
973
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:15,905
the [bleep] greeks, anyway?
-I haven't got anything
against anyone!
974
00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:17,974
-The babylon squeaks?
-Bloody greeks.
975
00:41:17,976 --> 00:41:20,243
[ laughs ]
976
00:41:20,245 --> 00:41:21,744
whoo!
977
00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:23,179
Bye, folks.
978
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:25,482
So, if you at home
have any spooky clips,
979
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:28,451
make sure you #osbournesbelieve,
980
00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:30,753
and we'll be sure
to check it out.
981
00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:32,589
♪♪
982
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:34,524
ozzy: Is that for real?
983
00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:37,393
[ laughs ]
984
00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:39,395
you guys are both aliens.
985
00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:42,499
What does bella think?
My little bella!
986
00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:44,367
"ah, philly,
how's it going there, see?"
987
00:41:44,369 --> 00:41:48,905
all aboard the osbourne
crazy train!
988
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:51,441
It's a full moon in our house
all the time.
989
00:41:51,443 --> 00:41:53,409
[ laughs ]
990
00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:55,945
oh, my god.
Let's go.
991
00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:57,413
-That's it for this episode.
-That's it?
992
00:41:57,415 --> 00:41:59,048
Ozzy: See you next week!
993
00:41:59,050 --> 00:42:00,116
[ imitates ghost ]