Oh, it looks like it.
[ humming ] [bleep]
Jackie!
Go and tell them to [bleep] get a move on, will you?
-What's up [bleep]? -Daddy!
-Hi. Fancy seeing you here. -He's ready to believe.
Look at this. -[bleep] believe.
Jack: We may be the first family of darkness,
But not all of us are true believers in the paranormal.
They want to believe...
Has a ghost ever been caught on film? Yes.
Man: Whoa! What the -- ...And I have the evidence that will blow their minds.
[ ozzy laughing maniacally ]
I think you're starting to believe.
Seeing is believing.
-Whoa. -What is happening?
[ screams ]
♪♪
Oh, god, no.
♪♪
[ thunder cracks ] [ ozzy laughs maniacally ]
How are we feeling today?
Really good. Ready. Fabulously haunted.
Okay. Are we feeling like we're ready to believe?
I'm willing to try and believe.
♪ I'm a believer ♪ this is it.
Better be some good [bleep] today, jack.
This is it. We've got some good stuff.
Let's get going! Later we have my favorite, which is...
What? I won't give it away.
Onward and upward, and down we go.
Let's begin at the beginning.
Let's kick it off, then. Go on.
This first clip, back to some creepy dolls.
Do you find dolls creepy, just to begin with?
Yes. Clowns and dolls, yeah. Yeah.
Alright, so this is a doll which is allegedly haunted.
It's in argentina.
And these women are doing a ceremony
To try and invoke the spirits within.
I mean, it's the whole point of us being here.
The doll starts to move, but I'm not gonna ruin it.
Jack: These two girls decided
To mess around with some witchcraft.
You know, a perfectly normal Saturday night activity.
[ girls speaking spanish ]
They focus their ritual on their grandmother's doll,
Which she had always claimed had a spirit clinging to it.
She called the spirit catalina.
Pay attention to the arms.
Girls: Catalina, catalina. [ speaking spanish ]
Ozzy: Close it. Jack: Nothing happens at first,
But these amateur conjurers don't give up that easily.
♪♪
[ girls scream ]
See the arms?
♪♪
[ girls scream ]
Were they chanting for the devil to possess the doll?
Well, they said, like,
"catalina, catalina, come back to life.
What the devil took away, bring back."
Meaning, like, if the devil took your soul,
Bring it back into the doll. I mean, let's be honest,
When you're invoking the devil to, like, possess a doll...
[ laughs ] it's a really good point.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Then they'll go, "see, it does move, don't it?"
[ speaking gibberish ]
Mama.
[ screams ]
[ laughter ]
I'd [bleep] move if somebody was going, "ozzy, ozzy, ozzy!"
Yeah. But the doll wasn't even an old doll.
It was like a new doll.
I think it was an old doll.
The grandmother had had the doll for a while.
Just well-maintained?
That's a new doll!
They got that from [bleep] target.
New doll, old doll? The thing [bleep] moved.
And I saw it move.
He's a believer.
Huh? You're a believer.
I'm not a believer, but it did move.
Okay. [ laughs ]
What do you think? Woogie boogie scale?
2. 3.
Come on! Seriously?
That's a bit harsh, don't you think?
No, the grandma was behind it, obviously, doing....
Have you ever done a séance?
Yes. Have you ever done a séance?
No! Like, in, like, the swinging '60s, you guys would...?
No!
♪♪
Alright, um...
Can I just ask something, though?
Aren't south american people historically very, um...
Well, they're very catholic, so they've very superstitious.
...Very superstitious. That's the word I'm looking for.
Yeah. Well, central and south america,
You've got to look at kind of the cultural influence.
You've got the kind of, you know, indigenous population,
Which was, you know, incan, mayan, you know,
Early civilizations that were highly superstitious.
I think superstitious are if you don't understand certain things
And you feel weird when certain things happen.
Why'd you buy a green car, then?
Somebody said to me, a long, long time ago
"don't ever buy a green car."
And I said, "it's a load of old [bleep]."
So I bought a green car, and it was never out the shop.
So you're superstitious.
So, you know where that came from, the green car?
That actually came about during world war ii because --
No! It was because, during the blitz,
And they were bombing london...
♪ I'm a believer ♪
...Some people would be driving in a car
And a bomb would land on their car,
And the car was green.
And so a superstition went around
That they were bombing the green cars.
I didn't get bombed. I didn't get bombed.
You bought a bomb, though.
A lemon. A lemon.
Okay, so this is the ortega poltergeist.
Jack: So, this happened to jorge ortega and his family.
He was in a coma for a week, having had a heart failure.
While he was in the coma, jorge dreamed of a little girl --
Ozzy: Pervert. Jack: ...Handing him a stuffed animal.
Anyway, he wakes up a week later,
And the stuffed animal he saw in his dream
Is sitting right next to him.
I think jorge's not well.
Well, he's not. He was in a coma.
Yeah, but he's still not well.
Well, but here's the thing.
His wife says a little girl came to her
And gave her the stuffed animal to give to jorge.
Of course, she asked the little girl why,
And the girl said that it'll help him get better.
When he recovers,
He takes the lucky stuffed animal home with him,
And things start to get a little weird.
Watch the scooter.
There's, like, a little kid's scooter right here.
[ speaking spanish ]
That's the top of it here.
[bleep] look at this thing.
Starts moving by itself.
I mean, it's all [bleep] look, watch.
♪♪
See the scooter move?
[ dog barks ] what the [bleep]?
Am I watching a dog bark? That's weird.
Maybe he's got a bit of a wire 'round it.
But what about this? Watch.
Jack: The stuffed animal the little girl gave him
Starts to move on its own.
No, it fell.
It [bleep] fell. Just fell.
Jack: Well, jorge sure isn't laughing.
♪♪
He calls a medium and asks her to investigate the activity.
She's immediately drawn to the stuffed animal
And warns him that a little girl's spirit is attached to it,
And things are only gonna get worse
If he keeps it around.
When he tries to communicate with the spirit,
He gets some really clear evps.
And then the spirit manifests in the room.
Alright, now you see it. Watch.
It's sat on the bed. Watch.
Look at the shadow.
Where? They'll go back and play it.
Look, right here. Look at that.
It looks like a coat that's hanging on a hook.
That's it -- coat. Hanging on hook.
It's a haunted coat.
♪♪
So we don't believe this one?
No. No. Haunted coat. That's it.
But now, you were in a coma for a little bit.
I mean, you could --
I never dreamt of stuffed animals.
But you had an out-of-body experience in hospital, though.
I mean, that journey that I went on
When I was in that coma was [bleep].
I can still remember it as if it was yesterday.
Mm. You... I flew down to new zealand,
And you had dyed your hair in a mohican cut.
And it was white, and it was so real.
It's a [bleep] strange dream, but very clear.
Yeah. I do believe that
There is some different spiritual plane we end up in. I think...
I do believe, however, that we've forgotten
How to do certain things with our bodies.
Like, if you didn't, say, do things with your arm,
Your arm would wither away.
Yeah. I use the cement analogy.
The romans invented cement,
And when the roman empire collapsed,
People forgot how to make cement for like 1,500 years.
And then it was, like, accidentally rediscovered,
Even though it had already existed.
It's kind of like, a dog will go into a room
And it will pick up a vibe. Yeah.
Yeah, it just frightened you.
That's what it was. No, it wasn't.
I'm not with her butt -- I thought you were getting fresh with me.
Shut up! I'm just stroking her back.
I'm not touching -- you were fondling her genitalia.
Okay, so where would you rate this on the woogie boogie scale?
1. 2.
Mm. Okay.
What do we think, bella?
Bella doesn't really know what she thinks anymore.
What do you think, bella?
Oooh!
Ohh, daddy!
Oh, daddy!
My little baby girl.
Sorry!
Um, okay. Let's go.
When you die... Yes?
...And you're given the option
To, like, haunt or visit, would you?
Oh, yeah! Who would you haunt?
Oh, god, there's a whole list of people.
We've got a good poltergeist one for you to see.
That's [bleep] weird.
I would be running around, like, "aah, I can't believe it! Aah!"
♪♪
[ ozzy laughing maniacally ]
♪♪
What lucky parents we are to have bella as our baby.
Are you guys gonna leave all your wealth to the dogs?
No, the cats. They live longer.
The cats. Ah. [ bella whines ]
♪♪
Okay, so this is, a cemetery security guard films hauntings.
Okay. And it's interesting
Just because of what he captures on camera.
And he's going into a mausoleum, where he can hear noises.
Joshua: I'm actually hearing something banging on the door.
I'm hoping I'm gonna catch this son of a [bleep].
Jack: So, this happened to a security guard last year
In savannah, georgia. The guy's name is joshua runyan.
And the footage went viral.
He was working the night shift
And he heard some noise coming from the mausoleum.
So he went to check it out.
Joshua: The door was open again.
Hello! Security!
Jack: Did you hear that?
It sounds like someone yelled, "help!"
To me, it sounds like a little girl, right?
Joshua: Hello?
♪♪
Jack: He searches the whole mausoleum
And doesn't find anything.
So he goes back to his truck to look at the footage.
And upon playback, he notices something really weird.
♪♪
Did you catch that?
Ozzy: What?
Jack: Upper right-hand corner -- a pair of legs.
You see on the floor, there?
This is not a [bleep] pair of legs.
It's a [bleep] chair, or a vase.
I'd say it's a haunted vase.
Jack: Okay, so we have your theory about the haunted vase
And the haunted chair.
But what about the voice?
The hearing of the voice. Yeah, it's the voice.
I think the voice is the most convincing part of this video.
♪♪
Being in a [bleep] mausoleum after dark... [bleep] that.
You wouldn't do that?
No! Got to be [bleep]
You've been to the forever hollywood?
I've been there, yeah, but I haven't...
Would you stay there? No.
In the mausoleum?
I'll tell you, I went to sicily one time,
And they have catacombs there.
And they've got [bleep] dead bodies
Hanging all over the [bleep]
Do you know the ones in paris?
There is a legend about a guy who got lost
And died in the catacombs in the 1800s.
Can you imagine getting lost down there
And never finding your way out?
Imagine how horrible that would be. Oh, that's horrible.
Yeah. Ugh!
You wouldn't have to go very far.
It'd be a cheap funeral.
[ chuckles ]
Yeah, they just put you back in the wall.
That would be interesting, though.
I wonder if they'd ever let you go in there
And spend the night.
Where? In the catacombs?
I'm sure it could be arranged.
Can't be me. [bleep] that.
Mausoleums are weird, though.
Why? Like, so you're just, like,
Put in a building, in a wall?
What's her name?
Oh, you saw evita's... Mausoleum, yeah.
Wow. It's in the shape of a shoe.
Is it? It ain't.
She liked shoes!
It ain't in the shape of a [bleep] shoe.
It's a [bleep] palatial building.
Didn't she have like 10,000 shoes or something?
She was a dictator, wasn't she? Yeah.
Did they kill her, or she died?
She died of cancer. Died.
But they exhumed the grave many years later,
And she was perfectly preserved.
Really? And they found the other shoe!
Okay.
[bleep] off, you and these [bleep] shoes.
[ chuckles ]
Woogie boogie scale?
I'll give that a 2.
A 2?
Ugh, you're killing me!
I think the most frightening thing
Was the little girl's voice.
Okay. But if I was in a mausoleum
And I heard a little girl's voice
In the dead of night, it would frighten the life out of me.
Here's a question --
When you die... Yes?
...And you realize, okay,
There's like another place you can go to,
But you're given the option to, like, go back
And, like, "haunt" or visit, would you?
Oh, yeah! Who would you haunt?
Oh, god, there's a whole list of people.
It's about this long. It would be fun, come on.
You're gonna be haunting for a long, long time.
Well no, I mean, like, if you were given the option
To like, "hey, you can, like,
Hang out in this, like, cool, like, new spiritual realm,
Or you can, like, dip back into earth for a bit
And go [bleep] with some people." and then come back.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I would do that.
Yeah. Definitely.
What would be, like, your haunting of choice?
Like, what would you do? Would you move things?
Would you just... Oh, I don't know.
I would just do... I'd [bleep] with people.
I would just [bleep] with them. Like, pull their hair apart
And undo their clothes and all that [bleep]
So you'd be like a pervert?
Probably.
What's this now? This one is a good one.
This is a dash cam from a truck,
And it captures a ghost walking through the crosswalk.
Watch this.
Jack: This happened in 2016
On a really busy highway in japan.
This is wild. Watch the crosswalk.
This woman literally appears in front of the truck.
[ horn blaring ]
Double exposure. It's digital.
You can't double-expose digital.
You want to watch it again?
It's very odd. Look, she just materializes.
♪♪
[ horn blaring ]
Crazy, right? Yeah.
I think it's something with the camera.
You think it's trickery. Tomfoolery.
Think it's just something wrong with the camera,
Or it's a double exposure or something.
What do you think?
I don't know, but it looks good.
Woogie boogie scale for you guys?
4.
5. Okay, I'll take it.
Have you ever thought you'd seen something that wasn't there?
Not that I can remember, no. Alright.
[ chuckles ]
So, now that there's dash cams
And there's motor highway cameras,
Like, always mounted, looking,
They're starting to capture this more and more.
And it's becoming a bit of a trend,
Or a phenomenon, however you want to call it.
And this next clip... Well, you'll see.
Jack: This clip is from a cctv camera
Outside of a grocery store in the philippines.
Just watch the street.
A man appears to emerge out of nowhere,
And then he just walks right into the oncoming traffic
And vehicles go right through him.
♪♪
It's the camera. It's a glitch on the camera.
It's double exposure, yeah.
But these are digital images.
You can't double-expose digital images.
Well, it's something with the camera.
I don't agree. Look at it again.
That's odd to me.
♪♪
It's an image of someone walking.
Whether it's a trickery of the camera
Or whether it's a real ghost...
To me, I think it's like a double exposure
Or somebody was messing with the camera or something,
Because it's like the cars go on through it.
I think it's like... Do you remember the movie
"ghost" with patrick swayze and whoopi goldberg?
Yeah. And the ghosts,
They just used to walk around and you couldn't see,
And they'd go through walls, and why not?
Yeah, but I'm just saying,
Why would that camera pick it up?
One thing that's interesting about it --
It's all in kind of a black silhouette.
If it was a double exposure, wouldn't it have definition?
Yeah. Like, a double exposure
Wouldn't do, like, a halfway exposure.
You would still...
It wouldn't be in silhouette, ah? No.
Alright. Woogie boogie?
7. Oh! Oh, okay.
You've upped it on that one.
Mum? 5.
Alright, now we're getting somewhere.
But, like the other one, from japan, right?
Yep. It's good film.
Is it somebody messing with it?
I don't know. But it looks good. Yeah.
This clip is some of the weirdest footage I've ever seen.
Whenever they have scary children,
They always put them in red jackets.
Why do people do that?
So you can see them when they levitate.
She was the one with the -- [ speaking indistinctly ]
Just wanted to clear it up. So what would you say that was?
Hi, greenacres assisted living?
♪♪
[ ozzy laughing maniacally ]
♪♪
We should maybe do that show "hoarders"
And do an episode on mum,
Because there's, like, pillars of wood in storage,
And I'm like, "can we throw these out?"
Mom's like, "no, no, those are valuable."
Pillars of wood? White pillars.
They were like these wooden, white pillars
That were in someone's dressing room.
Every dressing room tells a story.
Get rid of them! [bleep] no!
No. What are you gonna do with big pillars of wood?
Me and sharon will reminisce
When we're old and gray and wrinkly.
Oh, you know what you should do?
You should haunt all of those [bleep] objects, then.
Then I'll sell them.
♪♪
[ ozzy laughing maniacally ]
Now, this clip is, like,
A world-renowned classic paranormal clip.
People have been trying to figure out
What the [bleep] this is for a long time.
It's some of the weirdest footage
I've ever seen.
Jack: So, this is in russia.
A man is taking his dog, tarzan, for a walk in the woods.
Man: Tarzan!
Jack: It looks like the dog catches the scent of something
And bolts after it.
His owner tries to go get him back.
Man: Come here.
Why is the russian man speaking in english to his dog?
Maybe he's working on his english.
Maybe he's married to an englishwoman.
Jack: I don't know.
But that's not the unexplainable part of this video.
Just wait.
Man: Tarzan! Tarzan!
Jack: So the dog takes off, and the guy runs after him
And stumbles upon this.
Look at this.
♪♪
How weird is that?
Inflatable? I don't think so.
She could be a witch.
-Maybe she's superman. -Or she's a witch.
♪♪
And I guess we'll never know,
Because the dog scares the pair off
Before the guy can figure out what the [bleep] is going on.
♪♪
Maybe they're aliens.
Most people think it's some kind of witchcraft.
It's very [bleep] strange, that is.
It moves around too much,
And she's consistently staying there,
For it to be doctored in.
Whenever they have, like, scary children,
They always put them in red coats, or red jackets.
Why do people do that?
So you can see them when they levitate.
That's true. You can see them shoot across the sky.
If she wearing, like, a green one,
She'd blend in with the trees, wouldn't she?
No, she'd get bombed, 'cause they'd think she was a car.
Alright, so where are we at on the woogie boogie scale
Of our floating little red riding hood?
Oh, 8. 8, 9.
Very convincing.
Now, that's more like it!
It's the most convincing thing we've seen today, for me.
I think so.
[ rimshot ]
Alright, if you had a superpower, what would it be?
Would you levitate?
Mind-read. Mind-read? Mum?
I'd either mind-read or be invisible.
Would you? But if you could be invisible, though,
Would your clothes go invisible, too,
Or would you have to be naked and invisible?
Oh. Oh, naked and invisible.
So you would just run around... But you'd be cold.
I wouldn't want people knowing I was there.
Yeah, but what happens if they found you accidentally
And you're running around naked? And you're like, "oh, wait."
Alright, moving on, with the invisible woman
And the mind-reading dad.
This next clip is a pilot, who was flying a little cessna,
And two ufos whizz past him. And they're not planes,
Because they're moving entirely too fast.
And they move so quickly, you almost can't see them.
Does it look like ball lightning?
No, it doesn't. They look like silver rods.
Okay.
Jack: This happened in 2014 to an argentinian pilot.
He's flying a private aircraft at about 5,000 feet.
And then, boom!
This unidentified aerial phenomenon,
Or uap for short, comes out of nowhere,
Going incredibly fast.
I need to see it again, because... Alright.
You didn't really catch it, did you?
See that? Now watch. The next one goes even faster.
And then the shapes of these uaps are entirely different.
Ozzy: It sounds like something flying,
And the one catches up with the other one,
And then they both come... Yeah.
Now watch. You've seen both.
Jack: About one minute later, they come back.
Okay, watch this.
♪♪
Weird, right?
It could be some military experiment.
Yeah, but that's... That's wild.
And why would... I just...
I feel, like, the military wouldn't risk, like...
Did they go that way, then came back that way? Yeah.
But they went that way separately,
But came back together. Yeah, they went that way first,
And then they came back. And, yeah, and they went ssh, ssh!
And then they came back together.
Right. It could be some plane. I don't know.
Usually, if someone's gonna fake something,
They want attention, but he just doesn't want to be identified.
I mean, I'm not saying it's fake.
But you think it could be other things.
I don't think this could be from an other world, you see.
It could be something from this world, being tested.
A new fighter... Where was this?
In argentina.
They were looking for evita's shoes.
That's what they were -- two shoes flying.
Just threw...
He threw them out the window of the plane. [ laughs ]
Do you think it could of been ufos racing each other?
No. Come to earth for a little race?
No. It's definitely something flying across the sky.
Whether it's a ufo, I don't know.
But it's definitely something flying.
I read a book about area 51 a few years ago,
And they were talking about when the test pilots
That were testing all the new, like, supersonic planes
And stealth fighters and all that stuff,
They had, like, a no-fly zone
In this whole area around area 51,
Where the planes could fly.
And sometimes they would encounter planes flying past.
So what they started doing is [bleep] with pilots
That had no idea what was going on.
They would put on "planet of the apes" masks
And be flying these, like, supersonic fighter jets...
Look at that!
...To [bleep] with these other military pilots being,
Like, "wait, is 'planet of the apes' real?"
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so what do you think about that?
Oh, I think that's from earth
And it's testing some new flying thing out.
That's what I think.
And, for that, I give it a 4 or 5.
Okay. I think it's very interesting.
[ drumroll ]
Yeah. And?
I don't know what it is. Okay.
Jack: The thing attracts a whole crowd of curious onlookers.
It looks like the old pregnancy test you used to take,
Where it would -- what the [bleep]?
Don't you remember, when we took --
No! I was drunk. Wonderful.
♪♪
What's the matter? Nothing.
I'm just looking at you and thinking
What a lucky man I am to have you as my wife.
[ jack retches ] what do you want?
I love you.
♪♪
Alright, this is a ufo in switzerland.
Oh, does it yodel?
[ woman yodeling ]
It's wearing lederhosen and...
Has a long pipe. As it's going, "ricola!"
Jack: So, this happened
In the lovely town of brugg, switzerland.
Lulzim is out walking his dog
When he notices something unusual in the sky.
[ man speaking foreign language ]
It's got a different-colored center.
Yeah. Ball lightning.
No! We did a bit of research into ball lightning.
Jack: And this doesn't sound like ball lightning
From the description I've read.
Ozzy: Oh, it's [bleep] ball lightning again.
Alright, so ball lightning can only really occur
In stormy environments, like lightning normally does.
So lots of cloud cover, friction, things like that.
That's clear blue sky.
Jack: And, anyway, it doesn't move
Anything like ball lightning is supposed to.
♪♪
The thing attracts a whole crowd of curious onlookers
Before it vanishes into the sky.
I don't know. Maybe it's...
And it looks, actually, like the old pregnancy test
You used to take,
Where it-- what the [bleep] are you...
Well, I'm telling you! Where it would be a white ball
And in the middle, if you were pregnant,
It would come orange. That's it -- it's pregnant!
And then the outside would be white.
It looks... It's ball lightning, pregnant.
Don't you remember... No.
When we took them all, in germany?
I was drunk! Oh, yeah, well... Bloody hell.
Well, it looks like a pregnancy test,
But why is it orange in the center? Wonderful.
I think that...I mean, I have this whole theory,
Because I've been watching so many of these videos.
I think these are essentially probes
That aliens are sending to earth to [bleep]
On atmosphere, on environment, on population.
And it's sending information back.
And I think this is, like,
They're sending more and more of them
Because they're gonna come soon.
Like, think about how many probes
We've sent to mars, right,
Because we're getting ready to go there.
So, they're like, "quick, keep sending more.
We need more data. We need more satellites." maybe.
And I think they're just sending a ton of stuff
'cause they're gonna turn up soon.
But it could be a pregnant [bleep] ball lightning.
Pregnant ball lightning is a theory.
Just out of curiosity, what is the hesitation
To be more open to the fact that it's plausible
That it could be some extraterrestrial?
Well, I've never actually met or seen a ufo
That's landed and a little green man's got out
And going, "yi-yi-yi-yi!" and gone back in.
[ laughs ]
I mean, there's sightings every day,
And there's [bleep] books on it and films on it,
And people have witnessed things.
But until I actually see something land...
Do you agree? Anything is possible.
Yeah, but seeing is believing.
Do you think, in our lifetime, aliens, they will arrive?
Well, put it this way -- if they come here,
I'll be going out there. Yeah.
I wonder, if they do arrive here,
If they could sell tickets
So we can all just [bleep] leave with them.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, yeah. Would you?
Like, as a family, if they were like,
"hey, listen, the whole family can go." no.
Yes, but do you know what I've just thinked?
And I've just thinked about the shoe.
It was imelda marcos.
What the [bleep] is in your head?
It wasn't evita. Evita, it wasn't her.
It was imelda that had the shoes.
What's it got to do with [bleep] pregnant ball lightning?
Imelda marcos wasn't in "evita."
She was the one with the shoes.
And the [bleep] alien ball lightning is pregnant.
She was the one with the shoe, and I got them mixed up.
Oh, and so what are you -- just wanted to clear it up.
Hi, greenacres assisted living?
Yeah, can you come and pick up two senile elderly grandparents?
Yeah, that would be great.
Yeah, by five o'clock would be awesome.
Thank you. Okay. Bye.
I'm glad you informed me about imelda marcos, sharon.
That's really made my [bleep] day.
I wanted to clear it up, that was all.
Okay.
Do you think aliens are visiting switzerland for the --
Hiding money? No.
For the banking system. Bank accounts.
The pregnant ball lightning, going for a yodeling lesson.
[ man yodeling ]
[bleep] hell.
Oh, that's a joke!
What the [bleep]?
Aaah!
They've used her as, like, a voice box for ghosts.
-You are here. -Oh god, I'm done.
♪♪
On from ufos and into poltergeists,
Which I think is your favorite...
Look, I must admit that in everything that I've seen
On these things we've been doing,
The poltergeists have been very convincing. Yeah?
We've got a good poltergeist one for you to see,
Which is bonkers.
Jack: Andy gomez is an employee at a weed dispensary
In downtown oregon city.
And he's working one night and is startled
When a jar slides off the counter.
Watch the jar.
Vibration.
Jack: That's probably what andy thinks at first.
But when he looks at the security footage
From multiple angles,
He notices the jar gradually moving to the edge
For over six minutes.
Ozzy: Vibration.
No, 'cause it was kind of suspended in...
Yeah, it was like slowly...
It would be a consistent vibration.
Nothing else is moving.
Jack: And not only that -- over the next few weeks,
The camera picks up more bizarre activity in the same spot.
♪♪
And here's the thing --
Since he works in oregon, they have to have, like,
State-certified cameras in the weed dispensaries,
Because they're dealing in a -- you know, with marijuana.
So, if they get caught tampering with it,
The whole shop gets shut down.
♪♪
Creepy!
It can be explained.
I mean, the thing with the scissors in the jar,
It could have been sliding off the pens.
In my bathroom, I put this glass on the side,
But it sometimes slides on its own.
Woogie boogie scale?
I'll give that one a 4.
A 4? 3.
Seriously?
Somewhere, you've shown me other ones
Which have been far more [bleep] convincing than that one.
Now, this is a woman I believe in England,
Whose brother has passed away,
And she feels like he's haunting her.
Donna lives in beaulieu, England.
He brother, with whom she'd had a troubled relationship with,
Died shortly before this poltergeist activity started.
Donna: Oh, my gosh.
The surface isn't wet or anything.
It's all dry.
[as donna] "it's all dry."
Jack: She documented hours of this activity.
This unseen force moves the chandelier.
It screws around with the flowers in her vase.
Donna: Oh...!
Jack: And it chucks silverware around the kitchen.
♪♪
That's [bleep] weird.
♪♪
Jack: It seems like her brother wants to carry on their grudge match
From beyond the grave.
Donna: What do you want?!
Oh, my god!
That's [bleep] weird.
Isn't that weird? Believable.
What would you do if you came down to the kitchen,
You've just made your coffee in the morning,
And all of a sudden you see the spoon doing that?
I wouldn't have done that.
I would be running around like, "aah! I can't believe it. Aah!"
She was very, like... Uhhh, you know.
"legged it." [ both laugh ]
What would you give that one?
6. 6?
8. An 8.
[ screams ]
Okay. Moving on.
Here's a question -- what's that story about geezer
Writing the lyrics to black sabbath,
And the demon at the foot of his bed?
That was his wife. Oh, yeah?
♪♪
Now, I'm gonna explain this to you,
'cause this is from portals to hell.
This is captain grant's inn in connecticut.
So, captain grant's inn was this really old house,
Like colonial days, and then turned into an inn.
The woman that owns it is a woman named carol
Who's experienced paranormal activity in this place
Since she's owned it. Since, like, the '80s.
And we did an experiment with her,
Where we essentially used her as, like,
A voice box for ghosts.
She was in one house, and we put katrina in another location.
Katrina was asking questions,
And the woman, carol, was answering them.
She didn't know prior? Nothing.
Nothing prior. Nothing.
Okay. Just watch this footage.
So, there's carol.
Look, she's got earphones on. She can't hear.
She's got a blindfold on.
I'm in the basement, underneath her.
She can't hear anything.
You are here. "you are here."
You're here.
She's saying, "you're here."
Tell me why you're so angry.
Katrina's in a different house.
She's shaking her head no.
Katrina: Talk through carol and tell me why you're so angry.
What happened to you?
Joseph.
-I heard "joseph." -is that your name? Joseph?
-Yeah. -Now she's saying yes.
Are you joseph whipple?
-Yeah. -Yes.
Jack: Katrina isn't even in the same house as carol right now.
This is [bleep] weird.
Did you enter carol's body two times?
This is insane!
Nodding yes. -Why?
I don't understand why you want to enter her body.
Did carol do something wrong? Is that why you're angry?
I'm done.
What the [bleep]?
[bleep] she said yeah.
She says, "I'm done." yeah.
That wasn't no [bleep]
She was answering the questions that --
No she wasn't!
She was just going, "urgh! And, "I'm done."
Seriously, you guys just don't get it.
Watch the full episode and you'll see.
It's insane. If you've got better footage,
You could've shown better footage.
[ wah-wah-wah-wah ]
I'll give that a...
5. Yeah.
All this work, and again with the low scores?
Alright, so on the believability scale,
Where are we at with just ghosts?
I believe in energies, and I believe,
Like I've said before, about people's souls
And things like that.
But have I ever seen a ghost
Or heard what I thought was a ghost?
No. I do believe in fate.
Like, they're not meant to be old.
Yeah. You can look at people and you can think,
"I could never, ever, ever imagine..."
That was something. Randy -- I knew from the moment
I met him, I knew he wouldn't make old bones.
What's the saying?
"the flame that burns twice as bright lasts half as long."
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, you know what I'm terrified of?
Dying in a plane crash.
Years ago, there was a flight going from chicago airport.
On takeoff, the engine fell off, and it crashed and burned.
Everyone got killed.
Wow. You were supposed to be on the plane?
I had the ticket.
I used to think that if I was on a plane
With somebody famous, the plane wouldn't crash.
Now, how ridiculous is that?
So that's why you married me?
[ laughs ]
Here's a question -- what's that story about
Geezer writing the lyrics to black sabbath
And saying that he saw a demon at the foot of his bed
Because he had some book?
Nah. Me and bill wrote the...
That was his wife.
Me and bill wrote the lyrics to black sabbath.
Oh, yeah?
What is this that stands before me?
Yeah. But, you know, I mean...
Don't listen to any of it, because I went and stayed there,
And then they were throwing bloody billiard balls
Through the window, and they were telling the owner
Of the house it was haunted. It was them,
Throwing the billiard balls through the window
So they wouldn't have to pay the damage,
And then they were telling the owner it was a ghost.
What are you scared of? Like, what freaks you out?
Fire and spiders.
Anything freak you out?
Your mum. Oh, okay.
Alright, well, that's what we've got for this episode.
It was good fun. Yeah.
We've got more coming up,
So make sure you guys tune in next week for --
Please tune in. It's gonna be even scarier.
..."osbournes want to believe."
Look for flying kids in the forest.
♪♪
Let's begin at the beginning.
[ laughs maniacally ]
What do we think, bella?
Bella doesn't really know what she thinks anymore.
My little baby girl.
Are we feeling like we're ready to believe?
Ready! ♪ I'm a believer ♪
Ozzy, ozzy, ozzy!
Were they chanting for the devil?
Onward and upward, and down we go.
Ugh. Who's got aaa?